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In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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Hey, there, pretty lady.
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We're lookin' for a fella
by the name of Murdock.
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Are you friends of Murdock?
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Friends?
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Well, yes, ma'am, we're real
good buddies of Mr. Murdock's.
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Mr. Murdock's
in room 104.
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It's down the hall
and on your right.
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Much obliged.
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I guess he don't wanna
be disturbed, huh, Royko?
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All right, let's go!
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Why did you just blow a hole
through my door?
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Shut the hell up.
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I'm gonna tell you this
just once, flyboy.
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Keep your mouth shut
and do what you're told...
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or they'll be pickin' you
off the walls. Got it?
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Everyone hit the floor now!
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Come on!
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Get!
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What happened here?
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It was horrible. There
was nothing we could do.
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It was frightening,
really frightening.
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I thought we were all
gonna be killed.
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Oh, well, now, just calm down.
Just relax.
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Really, you've been very,
very good through this.
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Yeah, tell me, what exactly
have you told the police?
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I mean, what did
the men look like?
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They were just two big guys.
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They talked like hillbillies.
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I've called the military.
They're on their way.
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You called the military?
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Well, I'm sure the police want to
ask you some more questions...
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but, really, I must be going.
It, uh...
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Peck?
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Decker.
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Peck.
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After him.
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Peck must still be in here.
Let's go.
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Thanks.
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I'm telling you, Hannibal, they
tore the whole floor apart.
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Scared everyone on duty
half to death.
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These guys who took Murdock,
man, they got shotguns.
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Who knows what they'll do to him?
We gotta go after 'em now.
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Yeah, but which way?
We haven't got a direction.
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Yeah, you think this is
Decker's way of drawing us out?
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Nah. Two hillbillies with shotguns,
that's not Decker's style.
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What are we gonna do, Hannibal?
They might kill him.
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If they're gonna kill him, they
would have done it at the hospital.
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I got a feeling
they want him alive.
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Yeah, they'll probably try
to make contact with us.
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Yeah, but the only number
that Murdock knows...
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is the mobile phone in the van.
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Uh-oh, let's go.
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Okay, Smith,
we got this shot set up.
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We're waiting for you.
Come on.
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Okay, the scene is where you grab the
girl and drag her back to the nest...
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where the eucalyptus tree is.
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- What?
- Here.
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What are you doing?
Where are you going?
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I think it'll fit,
but the pants leak.
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Wait a minute. We gotta set up this shot.
You can't go off like this.
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Kid, kid, kid, kid.
Put him on report...
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again.
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But...
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All I asked you
was how much further it is.
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You haven't stopped
since we left the hospital.
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We're goin' out of state,
aren't we?
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I mean, this is gonna
be a long drive.
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I hate long drives.
I get so nauseated.
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Can't we turn on the flow-through
ventilation or something?
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And look, why don't you watch
the speed limit there?
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You're not even wearin'
your seatbelts!
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Why aren't you
wearin' your seatbelts?
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You better stop, man!
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Been goin' on for two hours.
What are you, crazy?
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Of course I'm crazy.
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You got me out of the psychiatric
ward of a VA hospital, stupid!
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Hey! You know what I do to
guys that don't shut up?
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I take me some piano wire
and sew their lips together.
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That would hurt.
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Yeah, it don't take but a minute.
Think about that.
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My jacket didn't have wrinkles
in it before I got in that.
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Look at my ply shoes.
They're all scuffed up.
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I know I'm gonna have to
get 'em cleaned.
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Is there a Laundromat around here?
I know I saw a Laundromat.
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Another thing, I'm gonna need some
change, 'cause I only got a quarter...
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and I know it's gonna be at
least 35 cents for a fluff-dry.
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And I'm hungry. You didn't
offer me any burgers or fries.
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What are you talkin' about?
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He's drivin' me nuts!
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Tanen, stop it!
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I've never seen
anything like this.
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That's enough.
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You boys settle down.
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Them's my two boys.
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They get real
excitable sometimes.
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So you're Murdock, huh?
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I sure heard a lot about you.
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You heard about me? I don't know about me.
What do you know about me?
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Well, two tours in Nam...
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Silver Star,
three Unit Citations...
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wounded twice, best damn
Huey chopper pilot we had.
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I don't mean to be pushy,
but what am I doing here?
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You see, me and my two boys
and the Indian here...
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we're bounty hunters.
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Yeah, best there is.
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And there's three men
out there someplace.
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They calls theirselves
the A-Team.
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Now, the army's offerin' up
a big reward on 'em.
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Dead or alive.
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The A-Team?
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Yeah. And you're
gonna help us catch 'em.
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Get him in the house.
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Catch what? The A-Team? I don't
know what you're talkin' about.
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Bounty hunters, A-Team...
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bounty hunters, this A-Team.
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I don't know
what you're talkin' about.
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I'm just a guy
from a mental ward.
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Tie him up.
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You know, you look Chippewa.
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You Chippewa?
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No, you're not Chippewa.
You're Chumash, Chumash.
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No, with Chumash,
they roam California.
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No, you ain't Chumash, you're Cheyenne.
You Cheyenne?
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Does he always
just stare like that?
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The Indian?
Yeah, when he's mad.
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Man, we're gonna do it. We're
gonna take on the A-Team.
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We're gonna do it
when I say we're gonna do it.
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I been collectin' on
bounties for 35 years now...
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and I know what I'm doin'.
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And this A-Team bounty is the one
I've been waitin' for all my life.
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And I aim to see that
everything goes just right.
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We'll get' em, Daddy.
Don't you worry.
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Well, we'd better get 'em.
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And now you're gonna put in
a call to your friends...
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'cause I expect they're real
concerned about you right about now.
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Yeah.
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Colonel, there's somebody here
who wants to talk to you.
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Yeah.
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We got your man here, Smith.
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I hear you and your boys
are pretty tough.
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Why do you want Murdock?
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Well, it ain't Murdock we want.
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It's the three of you
we're after.
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The military's offerin' up
a big bounty on you...
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and I aim to collect on it.
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Now, if you wanna
see Murdock again...
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you and Peck and Baracus
will come to me.
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Now, take this down.
I'm only gonna say it once.
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Go on out of town on Route 9...
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up to Bedford Falls.
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When you get there, there's a
bar called The Hat Rack...
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there's a pay phone
in the back of that bar.
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You go there
and wait for my call.
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And remember, there'll be somebody
watching you every second...
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from the minute
you get into town.
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Now, if you don't answer
when I call...
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your buddy Murdock here
is dead meat.
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Yeah.
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Well, now. Howdy, partner.
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I'm glad you could make it.
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I was just about to hang up...
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and that'd have made your buddy
Murdock here feel right poorly.
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Yeah, well...
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I'm here.
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Now, what do you want?
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Now you're gonna take the road
out of town, that's what.
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You go on along the road until
you come to Pinecrest Drive.
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You take a right.
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You follow that along until
you come to the junction.
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You take a left fork, then go on
till you find an abandoned campsite.
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There, you're gonna stop...
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and you're all gonna
take off your jackets.
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And then you're gonna get out of the
van with your hands in the air.
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Now, if I see any of you
guys packin' somethin'...
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I'm gonna gut shoot
everyone of you.
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Hey, they just left.
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They're on their way, Pa.
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Good. Get back home
right away.
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- Anything, B.A.?
- Yeah.
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Some guy used the phone
right after you left.
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I heard him tell whoever he was
talking to that we were on the way.
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I got the number. 555-2944.
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Got it. We'll swing by
and pick you up.
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We're working against the clock.
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You've got to get me
an address off this...
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in five minutes.
- Five minutes?
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Well, now, don't tell me the Faceman
is gettin' slow in his old age.
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All right, all right,
five minutes...
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but I'm gonna have to borrow B.A.
and his tool box.
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Me? Man, I ain't no good
at runnin' scams.
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Hey, I'm gonna do all the work.
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All you do is enter on cue and
say what I tell you, all right?
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Just like being an actor.
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Operator, yes.
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Yes.
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Stay on the line. I'll
connect you to that number.
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Can I help you?
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Oxlead Construction. Won't
be more than 15 minutes.
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But...
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What's going on here?
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Well, the power outage...
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We gotta patch
into the main cable.
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Well, no one told me
about any of this.
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You mean you didn't get the paperwork
they sent over from the main office?
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Paperwork? No, no, I
didn't get anything.
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Uh-huh.
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Operator. Yes. Please
hold, I'll connect you.
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What company did you say
you were from?
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Oxlead Construction.
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Oh, Baracus,
you got those drills?
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Here we go.
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Thank you.
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I just gotta drill
a couple of holes here.
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Hey, man, she ain't got no hat.
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- Don't worry about it now.
- Nuts.
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Oh, boy.
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Building Code 114, Section 29:
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"Everybody working in the area of a
construction has to wear a hard hat."
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Well, I'm the only operator on duty.
I can't just leave.
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Well, Baracus, do you think you
could take her out to the truck...
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and fit her with a hard hat?
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- But I can't leave the board.
- Oh, the board.
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Don't worry about the board. I'll
take care of the board, no problem.
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There you go.
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Well, now, that looks perfect.
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Nice fit, nice color.
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Could I see you in the truck?
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125 South Mason Road.
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Four minutes and 27 seconds.
Not bad, huh?
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Slowing down in my old age.
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Okay, here's a way we can get
behind the houses on Mason Road.
243
00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:28,750
Let's go, B.A.
We got about 20 minutes.
244
00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:44,223
Wow, I can't wait to feel this baby
kick up back against my shoulder.
245
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,518
Hey, Pop, we're gonna
blow these guys away, right?
246
00:13:47,602 --> 00:13:48,978
You promised
we're gonna blow 'em away.
247
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:50,939
Remember what
I always been telling you:
248
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:53,566
"Dead or alive" means dead.
249
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,360
All right, let's move out.
250
00:14:36,818 --> 00:14:38,027
Hold it.
251
00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:46,327
Come on, let's get him
before he gets too far.
252
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:00,800
There he is!
253
00:15:19,193 --> 00:15:21,446
Sure looks like Murdock escaped.
254
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,989
We gotta find him, Hannibal.
255
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:24,574
Colonel.
256
00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,746
Yeah, Murdock escaped,
all right.
257
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,664
Well, we got
company. Decker.
258
00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:33,583
Somebody must have spotted us
driving down this road.
259
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,043
Let's get out of here.
260
00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:12,663
Poor old Murdock.
Out there all alone.
261
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,749
Being chased
by them bounty hunters.
262
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,793
If they do anything to him...
263
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:20,171
B.A., I've never heard you sound
so concerned about Murdock.
264
00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:23,633
I'm not concerned. It's just that
the crazy fool can't help himself.
265
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,344
Gee, I think we're seeing a whole
other side of Mr. Baracus here.
266
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:27,637
You ain't seein' nothin'.
267
00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:29,222
Now let's get Murdock.
268
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:32,266
Hey, he can't call us on this.
269
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,936
One of Decker's rounds must
have taken the aerial out.
270
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,815
We'll go
to the contingency plan. Face?
271
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,430
Fill her up, Sam. Oh, and don't
forget to check the oil.
272
00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:30,825
I'm sorry, sir.
273
00:17:30,908 --> 00:17:33,369
That mobile phone you're trying
to reach is out of service.
274
00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:46,424
Here's your change, miss.
275
00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:48,342
Thanks.
276
00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:28,299
Hey, lady, pull over!
277
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:32,470
Come on,
pull the van over, lady. Now!
278
00:18:58,663 --> 00:19:00,373
- Please. Please.
- Get out.
279
00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:03,459
I've got some money. It's in my purse.
You can have it.
280
00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:05,378
It's not your money
we want, little lady.
281
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:06,921
Check the van.
282
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:18,391
Tanen, I'm gonna blow that dog
over half this county!
283
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:21,435
No, please! Homer didn't
mean to hurt you. He...
284
00:19:21,602 --> 00:19:23,771
You just scared him,
that's all. He's only a dog.
285
00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:25,022
Put it down!
286
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,069
I said put it down.
287
00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:33,364
I don't want no more
gunshots around here.
288
00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:36,492
We already got half the
county police out here now.
289
00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:38,786
Little lady, just
consider yourself lucky...
290
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,871
we didn't find
what we were lookin' for.
291
00:19:41,038 --> 00:19:44,417
Now, I'd suggest you get back in that
van and hightail it out of here.
292
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,961
And just be grateful
that you're still breathin'.
293
00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:51,567
Hi.
294
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:57,490
Hi. I guess you're wonderin' what I'm doin'
here in the back of your van and...
295
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,117
It's a nice dog you got there,
by the way.
296
00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:02,870
Stay back.
Now, I've got a gun on you.
297
00:21:03,037 --> 00:21:04,747
Now, put your hands up.
298
00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:07,625
Please, put your hands up.
I don't wanna shoot you.
299
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,919
Yeah, I can see
you don't wanna shoot me.
300
00:21:11,629 --> 00:21:12,880
What do you mean by that?
301
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,508
You have a local AM station?
302
00:21:17,051 --> 00:21:19,053
Do you realize
what I just said to you?
303
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,513
I've got a gun on you.
304
00:21:20,596 --> 00:21:23,682
No, I don't know who you are,
and I don't wanna shoot you...
305
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,142
but I will if I have to.
306
00:21:25,309 --> 00:21:26,519
Is that gun loaded?
307
00:21:26,644 --> 00:21:29,146
You bet. Now, who were
those men back there?
308
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,274
They're bounty hunters.
You know...
309
00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:36,737
Captain Marvel red caps
work best in guns like those.
310
00:21:36,821 --> 00:21:37,863
Of course, in a pinch...
311
00:21:37,947 --> 00:21:39,907
I like to make that neat little
sound you make with your mouth...
312
00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:43,035
when you roll your tongue against the
roof of your mouth and you go...
313
00:21:50,835 --> 00:21:53,337
It's my nephew's.
I found it in the van.
314
00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:55,798
Look, if it's not
too much trouble...
315
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,800
do you mind
if I ask you who you are...
316
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,844
and what those men
are after you for?
317
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,555
No, it's not too much trouble,
and it's a fair question.
318
00:22:04,849 --> 00:22:06,559
My name is H.M. Murdock...
319
00:22:06,642 --> 00:22:10,062
and those sleazeballs back
there are trying to use me...
320
00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:11,397
to get to some friends of mine.
321
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,065
Now, let me ask you a question.
322
00:22:13,274 --> 00:22:16,986
If you had a feelin' that there was
somebody in the back of your van...
323
00:22:17,278 --> 00:22:19,697
why didn't you tell those guys?
Why didn't you turn me in?
324
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,241
Homer.
325
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,577
He didn't chew your head off.
326
00:22:25,369 --> 00:22:28,497
And I've always found animals to be
a pretty good judge of character.
327
00:22:28,706 --> 00:22:30,875
Yeah. Yeah.
328
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,026
You really serious
about this radio stuff?
329
00:22:57,193 --> 00:23:00,070
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It worked in Nam.
330
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,742
The colonel was once separated from
the unit right outside Da Nang...
331
00:23:04,825 --> 00:23:06,160
on a recon sweep.
332
00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:07,369
All communication was cut off...
333
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:09,830
so he just headed right for
the local radio station...
334
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,959
and we picked up his broadcast
right over the Jeep radio.
335
00:23:16,879 --> 00:23:19,465
It's not very good, is it?
336
00:23:19,757 --> 00:23:21,675
I can't believe this music.
337
00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:24,261
I mean, what happened
to Van Halen...
338
00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:26,680
Boy George, and
Frankie Goes To Hollywood?
339
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,182
Frankie Goes To Hollywood?
340
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,100
You'd love it.
It has a great beat to it.
341
00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:32,603
I gotta be honest with you.
342
00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:35,147
I've never really liked
that kind of music.
343
00:23:35,272 --> 00:23:36,899
What about the Rolling Stones?
344
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,735
Oh, well, I know them.
I...
345
00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:42,905
In fact, there's a song they did
I really like, Norwegian Wood.
346
00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:44,240
That was the Beatles.
347
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,491
Well...
348
00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,785
I always got 'em mixed up.
349
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,246
What do you guys do
for fun around here?
350
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,581
What about your boyfriend?
Where does he take you?
351
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,541
Do you have any
favorite restaurants, or...
352
00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:56,085
I don't have a boyfriend.
353
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,420
What do you mean, you don't have a
boyfriend? You have to have a boyfriend.
354
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,839
What, have you been livin' behind
drawn shades and shut doors?
355
00:24:00,923 --> 00:24:02,383
And, I mean, you're...
356
00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:11,600
You have to have a boyfriend.
You're a pretty girl.
357
00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:16,647
Well, I have never thought
of myself as pretty.
358
00:24:22,569 --> 00:24:23,862
Pretty girl.
359
00:24:28,492 --> 00:24:30,369
You're crazy, you know that?
360
00:24:30,577 --> 00:24:33,122
I know it.
How'd you know it?
361
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,793
They're en route. Stand by.
362
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,845
I want this entire sector
sealed off.
363
00:24:48,012 --> 00:24:51,598
Set up roadblocks here,
here, and here.
364
00:24:51,682 --> 00:24:53,851
I want every road covered.
365
00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:55,144
They will be.
366
00:24:55,269 --> 00:24:56,770
My men'll cover this area here.
367
00:24:56,854 --> 00:24:59,023
I got CHP units comin' in.
368
00:24:59,189 --> 00:25:00,649
They'll blanket
the entire area...
369
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,068
of the roads there,
north of I-5.
370
00:25:03,319 --> 00:25:04,653
I'm gonna tell you
something, Colonel.
371
00:25:04,778 --> 00:25:07,906
Church mouse couldn't get across my
back yard without us knowin' about it.
372
00:25:08,032 --> 00:25:10,409
Never underestimate the A-Team.
373
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:14,496
They've been trapped before
and found a way to break out.
374
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,594
What in the hell do you
think you're doin'?
375
00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:31,013
I told you to stay loose.
They ain't lookin' for us.
376
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,264
They're lookin' for the A-Team.
377
00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:33,849
How do you know they
ain't lookin' for us?
378
00:25:33,974 --> 00:25:36,435
How do you know that girl ain't with
the sheriff the first chance she got?
379
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,770
Royko's right, Pappy.
380
00:25:37,895 --> 00:25:39,855
Well, we're gonna find out
what's goin' on first...
381
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:41,565
before anyone starts shootin'.
382
00:25:47,905 --> 00:25:49,448
Howdy, officer.
383
00:25:49,573 --> 00:25:51,408
Seems like you got
a few cars backed up.
384
00:25:51,492 --> 00:25:52,826
What seems to be the problem?
385
00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:55,329
Well, we're lookin' for some fugitives
believed to be in the area.
386
00:25:55,412 --> 00:25:56,789
You got anything to go on?
387
00:25:56,914 --> 00:25:59,208
Nah, the only thing we got so
far is some hiker reported...
388
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:03,003
seein' someone hoppin' into the back
of a blue van down Junction 16.
389
00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,296
It's about all we got.
390
00:26:04,421 --> 00:26:07,049
We didn't even get a license number
or a description of the driver.
391
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:10,469
Well, I sure wish you
a lot of good luck, officer.
392
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,476
That blue van has to be
the one we stopped back there.
393
00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:19,311
I remember the writin'
on the side.
394
00:26:19,395 --> 00:26:20,979
Some kind of animal clinic, Pa.
395
00:26:21,105 --> 00:26:25,526
Well, looks like we got us an extra
lead that the police ain't got.
396
00:26:25,609 --> 00:26:26,777
Let's go.
397
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,825
This here ol' buckin' bronc
rider himself...
398
00:26:32,908 --> 00:26:34,785
Cowboy Billie Bob.
399
00:26:35,077 --> 00:26:37,246
Now, we got here
a special request, folks...
400
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,582
from a Sweet Suzie
to her beau, Jocko.
401
00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:44,461
So I want all you hard-livin',
butt-kickin'...
402
00:26:44,628 --> 00:26:47,089
floor-stompin' yahoos
out there...
403
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:48,966
to cuddle up
with your little filly...
404
00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:52,553
and hunker down as the
Cowboy spins a little gold.
405
00:26:55,806 --> 00:26:57,641
Cowboy Billie Bob.
406
00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,560
Yeah. Who wants to know?
407
00:26:59,643 --> 00:27:01,311
Do you think I should ask
for an autograph?
408
00:27:01,395 --> 00:27:04,231
Look, you got a complaint,
talk to Harry outside.
409
00:27:04,314 --> 00:27:07,109
Yeah, we did. He's
entertaining a friend of ours.
410
00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:09,987
Oh, yeah, gee. Well, I can't
tell you what this means to me.
411
00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:14,074
I mean, here I am, actually
talkin' to the Cowboy himself.
412
00:27:14,158 --> 00:27:16,160
I mean, Billie Bob. Yeah.
413
00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:17,119
Billie Bob.
414
00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:18,662
I can't wait to tell
the little old lady...
415
00:27:18,745 --> 00:27:20,664
only I'll bet you
she'd never believe me.
416
00:27:21,415 --> 00:27:23,625
- Okay, you saw the Cowboy.
- Yeah.
417
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:26,628
Now why don't you two just make
like a gun and shoot on outta here?
418
00:27:26,753 --> 00:27:31,383
Four, three, two, one, zero.
419
00:27:33,844 --> 00:27:36,180
Should sleep like a baby
for the rest of the day.
420
00:27:40,434 --> 00:27:42,352
We haven't got much time.
421
00:27:42,769 --> 00:27:45,063
Suppose Decker
hears Face's voice.
422
00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:47,649
Come on, B.A.
I got a plan for Decker.
423
00:27:47,774 --> 00:27:49,818
Yeah, well,
I hope it's a good one.
424
00:27:51,153 --> 00:27:53,489
This is the Faceman,
sittin' in for the Cowboy.
425
00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:56,658
Yes, siree, the Facial
Phantom of the airwaves.
426
00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:59,745
And I'll be playin' all those
tunes you love to hear.
427
00:27:59,828 --> 00:28:02,831
And speakin' of love, I'd love to hear
from a very special friend of mine...
428
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,375
one Howlin' Mad
little lost sheep.
429
00:28:05,501 --> 00:28:07,211
If you're out there,
Howlin' Mad...
430
00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:12,382
give us a call.
That number'd be 555-3792.
431
00:28:12,466 --> 00:28:14,259
And in the meantime,
all you listeners...
432
00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:18,222
why don't you wrap your ears
around these vibrations?
433
00:28:28,482 --> 00:28:31,360
Okay, B.A.,
take your pick.
434
00:28:31,527 --> 00:28:32,986
Plant the stuff...
435
00:28:33,153 --> 00:28:35,864
give me a call, and I'll
pick you up in the van.
436
00:29:22,786 --> 00:29:24,454
Hannibal, all set.
437
00:29:24,538 --> 00:29:25,455
Okay.
438
00:29:26,081 --> 00:29:27,374
Count to 20...
439
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,001
and then hit the button.
440
00:29:54,109 --> 00:29:55,652
It's the A-Team!
441
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,700
Attention, all units,
this is Col. Decker.
442
00:30:01,783 --> 00:30:03,535
I'm in pursuit
of the A-Team van...
443
00:30:03,619 --> 00:30:05,287
heading east
on the old Summit Road.
444
00:30:05,454 --> 00:30:07,873
All units converge
on my position. Out.
445
00:30:40,947 --> 00:30:42,157
It's workin', Hannibal.
446
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,617
Like a charm.
447
00:31:21,988 --> 00:31:23,740
How's the little fellow doing,
by the way?
448
00:31:24,241 --> 00:31:26,410
He'll be sore
for a week or so...
449
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,662
but with any luck,
he'll be just fine.
450
00:31:34,668 --> 00:31:36,545
Murdock, your friends
are gonna be okay...
451
00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:37,671
and they will find you.
452
00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:39,172
Oh, I know. I know.
453
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,758
I can see the colonel now,
formulating a plan.
454
00:31:41,842 --> 00:31:43,427
The Faceman
movin' and groovin'...
455
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,637
and B.A.
just worried sick about me.
456
00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:49,850
I can see that ugly mud-sucker standin'
off in a corner of a room somewhere...
457
00:31:49,933 --> 00:31:54,312
just comatosed with grief, worryin'
about my health and welfare benefits.
458
00:31:57,482 --> 00:31:59,109
Hannibal, you almost got us
killed back there.
459
00:31:59,192 --> 00:32:00,652
Makin' me jump
in my van like that.
460
00:32:00,736 --> 00:32:01,987
Yeah, but we lost Decker,
didn't we?
461
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,239
- Any word on Murdock?
- No, nothin' yet.
462
00:32:04,364 --> 00:32:06,199
Man, I'm really beginnin'
to worry about Murdock.
463
00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:07,826
He'll find us, B.A.
464
00:32:08,141 --> 00:32:10,400
I tell you, if anything happens
to that crazy fool...
465
00:32:10,579 --> 00:32:15,292
This is the Faceman comin'
to you from KWRE, "Query."
466
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,377
Yes, siree, folks,
the Facial Phantom...
467
00:32:17,461 --> 00:32:20,338
waitin' to hear from the
Howlin' Mad little old sheep.
468
00:32:20,422 --> 00:32:22,799
If you're out there,
Howlin' Mad, give us a call.
469
00:32:22,883 --> 00:32:25,510
Find a dime, take the
time, get on the line...
470
00:32:25,594 --> 00:32:30,557
and give us a howl.
The number is 555-3792.
471
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,893
555-3792.
472
00:32:32,976 --> 00:32:34,853
555-3792.
473
00:32:34,936 --> 00:32:37,230
I can't find any paper!
555-3792.
474
00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:39,441
555-3792.
475
00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:42,360
555-3792.
476
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:45,947
555-3792.
477
00:32:46,114 --> 00:32:49,326
555-3792.
478
00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:53,872
Yeah.
479
00:32:53,955 --> 00:32:55,540
Oh, I like that, B.A.
480
00:32:55,749 --> 00:32:57,959
Direct and to the point.
"Yeah."
481
00:32:58,084 --> 00:33:00,670
Actually, it's kinda lyrical. You
know, there's so much in so little...
482
00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:02,088
but I'm impressed, big guy,
I really am.
483
00:33:02,172 --> 00:33:03,799
Shut up, fool! You okay?
484
00:33:03,924 --> 00:33:06,843
A-okay. All my systems
are functioning perfectly.
485
00:33:06,927 --> 00:33:08,386
Murdock's fine.
486
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:12,849
Murdock, you got any idea where
the guys are that grabbed you?
487
00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:14,601
No, I lost them a couple
of hours ago, Colonel.
488
00:33:14,684 --> 00:33:16,061
I don't think we have to worry
about them.
489
00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:19,356
This is the Faceman,
spinnin' a few tunes.
490
00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:22,108
And we're so happy we found
our little lost sheep...
491
00:33:22,192 --> 00:33:26,209
we're gonna play
this very special number.
492
00:33:26,287 --> 00:33:28,215
♪ And this guy ♪
493
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,826
♪ He's a wild one ♪
494
00:33:30,951 --> 00:33:33,662
All units are converging
on the radio station, Colonel.
495
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:34,830
Good.
496
00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:36,915
Looks like the A-Team
is still there.
497
00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:39,709
They pulled this
little trick before.
498
00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:42,045
Smith will never
leave a friend...
499
00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:44,756
and that'll be his undoing.
500
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,591
If you've gotta go,
let me drive you.
501
00:33:46,716 --> 00:33:48,176
I can't.
It's too dangerous.
502
00:33:48,343 --> 00:33:49,261
I mean, in a few minutes...
503
00:33:49,344 --> 00:33:51,096
this place is gonna be swarming
with military types...
504
00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,014
and those bounty hunters are
gonna be running around here...
505
00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:54,891
like chickens with their heads cut off.
You gotta stay here.
506
00:33:54,975 --> 00:33:57,310
Let me drive you.
I know the back roads...
507
00:33:57,394 --> 00:33:58,937
and I know how
to avoid the roadblocks.
508
00:33:59,062 --> 00:34:00,939
I really love the way
the corner of your eyes...
509
00:34:01,022 --> 00:34:02,899
just scrunches up
when you get angry.
510
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:05,652
Am I ever gonna see you again?
511
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,612
Of course you're gonna
see me again.
512
00:34:08,196 --> 00:34:10,657
How could Murdock ever forget...
513
00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:13,577
the mysterious lady
in the blue van...
514
00:34:13,702 --> 00:34:17,205
who appeared out of nowhere,
just to save him?
515
00:34:22,711 --> 00:34:26,631
Now go before you see me cry.
516
00:34:29,009 --> 00:34:31,136
I'll call you when we're safe.
517
00:34:47,569 --> 00:34:50,405
I'll park your van
by the side of the road.
518
00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:54,409
And I like you.
519
00:34:56,036 --> 00:34:58,079
Well, that was three in a row...
520
00:34:58,163 --> 00:35:00,874
from Harland Zobel,
Lefty Latham...
521
00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:03,251
and the one and only
Billie Jean Jones.
522
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,921
Which has been brought to you by the
folks down at Barnes Feed and Grain.
523
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:07,047
Colonel.
524
00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:08,506
That's right,
Barnes Feed and Grain...
525
00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:09,799
It's a tape.
526
00:35:09,883 --> 00:35:11,676
...has been serving
the public since 1948.
527
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,178
They must have known
we were comin'.
528
00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:16,556
You really missed me,
didn't you, big guy?
529
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,224
Come on, admit it.
You missed me.
530
00:35:18,308 --> 00:35:20,352
Miss you?
Man, I didn't miss nothin'.
531
00:35:20,477 --> 00:35:22,103
He missed me, didn't he,
Colonel? Didn't he?
532
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:24,856
All I know, we had peace and
quiet around here for a while.
533
00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:27,025
Didn't have to listen
to your crazy jibber-jabber.
534
00:35:27,609 --> 00:35:29,653
Looks like Decker took the bait.
535
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:31,988
I hope he enjoys the music.
536
00:35:32,155 --> 00:35:34,074
Colonel, could we stop off
at the next phone booth?
537
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,533
I gotta make a telephone call.
538
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:37,994
Over there, B.A.
539
00:35:38,078 --> 00:35:39,663
Kelly, it's me, H.M.
540
00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:42,040
I just wanted you to know that I
made contact with the Colonel...
541
00:35:42,123 --> 00:35:43,458
and we're on our way outta here.
542
00:35:43,792 --> 00:35:45,835
Murdock, I'm all right, but I--
543
00:35:47,462 --> 00:35:48,588
Listen.
544
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,924
You put Smith on.
545
00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:53,301
If you wanna see this
sweet little thing again...
546
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,679
you better hope Smith does
what I tell him.
547
00:35:55,804 --> 00:35:59,057
Wait a minute.
You listen to me.
548
00:35:59,265 --> 00:36:02,894
You touch one hair
on that girl's head...
549
00:36:02,978 --> 00:36:06,189
and I won't sleep, I won't
eat, and I will find you.
550
00:36:06,272 --> 00:36:07,232
And when I do...
551
00:36:07,273 --> 00:36:10,068
I will feed your head to flies.
552
00:36:11,945 --> 00:36:12,946
This is Smith.
553
00:36:13,071 --> 00:36:14,739
Yeah, Smith...
554
00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:17,117
I got the girl here
that helped your man.
555
00:36:17,283 --> 00:36:19,452
She's a real nice lady...
556
00:36:19,536 --> 00:36:21,621
and she's pretty scared
right now.
557
00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:24,207
And, you know, I think that
gives me the upper hand.
558
00:36:24,374 --> 00:36:26,376
Ain't it funny
how things work out?
559
00:36:26,543 --> 00:36:28,670
I thought I was dealt me
a losin' hand...
560
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,588
and I end up holdin' four aces.
561
00:36:30,672 --> 00:36:31,881
Seems like you're lucky.
562
00:36:31,965 --> 00:36:34,342
Yeah. You tell Murdock...
563
00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:36,678
if he wants to see
his little lady again...
564
00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:38,847
the four of you
will hightail it out here.
565
00:36:38,972 --> 00:36:40,056
Besides...
566
00:36:40,682 --> 00:36:42,475
I'm mighty anxious to meet you.
567
00:36:42,642 --> 00:36:43,935
But if you don't...
568
00:36:44,185 --> 00:36:46,896
I just might turn
sweet-cheeks here...
569
00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:48,732
over to my two boys.
570
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:52,068
They're nice boys.
571
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:55,530
Sometimes they just don't know
how to treat a lady.
572
00:36:55,655 --> 00:36:56,906
Now, wait a minute.
573
00:36:57,532 --> 00:36:59,534
The military has this area
covered like a blanket.
574
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,994
We may not be able to get there.
575
00:37:01,161 --> 00:37:03,288
Oh, come on. The A-Team?
576
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,542
You got one hour, Smith.
And no tricks.
577
00:37:09,586 --> 00:37:11,713
We gotta be there in an hour.
578
00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:16,885
If anything happens
to Kelly, Colonel...
579
00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,970
We won't let anything
happen to her, Murdock.
580
00:37:19,345 --> 00:37:21,389
Murdock, we're gonna
pull this one out.
581
00:37:21,514 --> 00:37:23,016
Yeah, have faith, brother.
582
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:25,268
All right, Colonel,
we're gonna need a diversion.
583
00:37:25,393 --> 00:37:27,979
Yeah, except those guys gonna be
expecting us to try something.
584
00:37:28,063 --> 00:37:30,023
Then let's not disappoint 'em.
585
00:37:44,037 --> 00:37:46,164
We gotta do this fast, guys.
586
00:40:10,058 --> 00:40:11,809
I'm tellin' you,
they're not gonna show.
587
00:40:12,101 --> 00:40:14,312
They got 10 minutes.
They'll be here.
588
00:40:15,855 --> 00:40:17,565
I kinda hope they don't show.
589
00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:20,693
That way me and sweetie-pie
here can get better acquainted.
590
00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:24,155
I'm tired of tellin' you about
keepin' your mind on your job.
591
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,907
Come on, Pa.
We got what we wanted.
592
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:28,451
The A-Team's on its way.
Let me have a little fun.
593
00:40:28,576 --> 00:40:31,829
Pappy's right.
Now, don't mess things up.
594
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,208
That bounty's plenty big,
even split four ways.
595
00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,710
After we're finished, you can
buy all the fun you want.
596
00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:39,545
You mind your business,
I'll take care of mine.
597
00:40:39,629 --> 00:40:40,713
Listen.
598
00:40:41,547 --> 00:40:43,883
Let's worry about
the good times later.
599
00:40:44,092 --> 00:40:46,511
Now, you get out in the yard
and keep an eye out.
600
00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,524
They're here!
601
00:41:20,003 --> 00:41:22,547
Okay, we're here. Why don't
you let the girl go?
602
00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:23,840
Sure.
603
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:28,636
- You okay?
- Yeah.
604
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:31,014
I've been waitin'
a real long time...
605
00:41:31,097 --> 00:41:33,599
to have the A-Team standin'
there in front of me.
606
00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:35,310
They don't look too tough to me.
607
00:41:35,435 --> 00:41:37,395
Why don't you tell
sap-mouth over there...
608
00:41:37,437 --> 00:41:39,814
that the game isn't over
till the last hand is dealt.
609
00:41:39,939 --> 00:41:41,357
Hey, you're right.
610
00:41:41,691 --> 00:41:43,526
Only this time, you lose.
611
00:41:43,609 --> 00:41:45,320
All right, take them out!
612
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,517
They never learn.
613
00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:00,103
"You gotta know
when to hold 'em...
614
00:43:00,561 --> 00:43:02,355
and know when to walk away."
615
00:43:03,731 --> 00:43:05,274
Hey, man, Decker!
616
00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,112
Give Col. Decker
our regards...
617
00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:12,198
and ask him to throw these slimeballs
in jail for us, would you?
618
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,202
I gotta go.
619
00:43:38,391 --> 00:43:39,976
Murdock, you have a visitor.
620
00:43:40,268 --> 00:43:41,519
Visitor?
621
00:43:42,854 --> 00:43:44,230
Do me a favor, will you?
622
00:43:44,313 --> 00:43:46,315
Will you go find out
if it's a bill collector?
623
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,692
If it is, just tell him...
624
00:43:48,651 --> 00:43:50,695
Just tell him I ran out of
stamps a couple of months ago.
625
00:43:50,778 --> 00:43:52,655
He'll understand, he really will.
They're very good about it.
626
00:43:52,738 --> 00:43:54,657
It's not a bill collector.
It's a lady.
627
00:43:55,449 --> 00:43:57,160
A lady?
Where is she?
628
00:43:57,285 --> 00:43:58,703
She's waiting right over here.
629
00:43:59,287 --> 00:44:00,496
Thank you.
630
00:44:00,913 --> 00:44:02,248
Thank you.
631
00:44:07,587 --> 00:44:09,589
Well, you said
I could come visit you.
632
00:44:12,175 --> 00:44:14,093
What? What's the matter?
633
00:44:14,177 --> 00:44:16,512
Nothin'. Nothin'.
634
00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:20,016
I'm just comparing you
to a mental image...
635
00:44:20,183 --> 00:44:21,309
I was carryin' around
in my head...
636
00:44:21,475 --> 00:44:22,602
sort of like a...
637
00:44:23,144 --> 00:44:24,520
A mind projection.
638
00:44:24,854 --> 00:44:26,522
- And guess what.
- What?
639
00:44:26,689 --> 00:44:28,733
It doesn't compare
to the real thing.
640
00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:30,943
I've missed you.
641
00:44:31,819 --> 00:44:33,446
I missed you, too.
642
00:44:34,947 --> 00:44:36,782
Well, you never called.
643
00:44:36,991 --> 00:44:40,828
Well, you know, they don't give
you any dimes in this place.
644
00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:43,497
I think they're afraid you're gonna
choke on 'em. Know what I mean?
645
00:44:44,498 --> 00:44:46,584
Murdock, what are you
doing here?
646
00:44:46,834 --> 00:44:48,336
That's a long story.
647
00:44:48,711 --> 00:44:50,546
Well, you wanna tell me
over a pizza?
648
00:44:50,755 --> 00:44:53,174
Pizza? Has it got pepperoni
and mushroom on it?
649
00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:56,219
Well, it's got pepperoni, but we'll
have to do without the mushrooms.
650
00:45:01,182 --> 00:45:02,850
You already took a bite.
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