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(theme song playing)
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Have I ever told you guys
anything about Fred Collins?
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He's got bedroom eyes,
David Niven mustache
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and eyes that show you
that he's a little boy after all.
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(giggles) ALEX: You just
happened to mention him in passing?
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Well, I'm seeing
him tonight. No!
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Hey, you finally got a
date with the guy, huh?
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Uh, well, no, not exactly,
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but I did find out
that he's going
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to the Japanese Costume
Show at the Metropolitan.
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Oh? It's the cultural
event of the year. Wow.
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And, uh, I just happened
to get myself invited along,
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and I'm gonna be sitting next to
him at the dinner afterwards. Yeah!
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You got it, you got it.
ELAINE (giggling): Yeah.
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And if that doesn't work,
I'll try something subtle
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like the Dance of
the Seven Veils.
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(laughs)
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Don't worry, Elaine,
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it's gonna work; you're
a knockout, baby.
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Oh, I hope so.
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I just want everything to be
so perfect tonight, you know?
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So, that's why I did this.
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Nice outfit. Not bad.
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You mean, you can't
tell the difference?
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ALEX: Hmm?
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Oh, no!
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I spent $25 on this hairdo.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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It's not special enough.
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I'm gonna have to do it.
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One of these days, I'm gonna
have to go to Vincenzo Seneca.
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That's that place with the
great nude beaches, right?
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Yeah, but they
got spiders this big.
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No.
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Vincenzo Seneca is the "in"
hair stylist of New York City.
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Oh, you'll always see
the most gorgeous women
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leaving his salon.
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Yeah.
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You know, there's
no harm in trying
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to get an appointment
today, right?
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I mean, why not?
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Sure.
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You know, I've always
wanted to have my hair styled.
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I need a little help in
this one problem area.
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Cowlick?
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I'll try anything.
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Elaine, I don't
want to say nothing,
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but this guy sounds
pretty expensive.
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Uh-huh, it could
cost me maybe $100.
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Ouch!
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Mm. Hmm.
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Deal.
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LOUIE: All right,
gather around, cabbies,
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Gather around.
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Come, come, come, come, come!
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We have a morale problem here.
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You guys are always complaining
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that you're bored,
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that there's nothing
to do in this garage.
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Well, now you've
got something to do.
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Guess what's under here.
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Uh, is it a volleyball?
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Close.
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Allow me to present... Pac-Man!
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Now, who is gonna
be the lucky pup
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who gets to play the first game?
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Iggy!
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You're a somewhat
compulsive personality.
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Step forward.
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Now... you see,
there's the maze.
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Uh-huh. All right.
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You see the little
things inside the maze?
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They're dots.
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That's right! Oh!
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The dots! Ah!
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Iggy, you were born
to play Pac-Man!
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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Now, now the object
of the game Uh-huh.
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Is to move that little yellow
circle around with this stick
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and eat up all the dots.
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Oh, wow! (chuckling)
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No, no, no, no, Iggy, Iggy,
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settle down, settle
down, settle down.
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There's more. More?!
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Now, you see those, those
monsters in the middle?
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Uh-huh. All right,
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they come out... Yeah?
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And try and eat you.
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Whoa!
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All right, Iggy, Iggy...
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Oh, come on, please, boss!
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There's more,
Iggy, there's more!
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More! More?!
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Yes, yes.
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More. All right, now,
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you see those
white things flashing?
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Uh-huh. Well,
those are energizers.
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Yeah? Yes.
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If you eat one of those,
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then the monsters turn blue
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and then when you eat them,
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you get points for eating them.
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Oh, oh!
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Iggy, Iggy, are you ready?
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Oh, I'm ready, boss!
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All right, all right,
all right, whoa!
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I... I love his enthusiasm.
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Iggy, Iggy, okay.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
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The first one is on me.
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Ah... Now remember... Uh-huh.
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You only get three chances.
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(Pac-Man game intro music plays)
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(beeping, laser beam-like
life-loss music plays)
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(life-loss music plays twice)
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Is it over?
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Yeah.
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That was the
greatest thrill of my life!
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I'm glad you liked it!
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(yelling in exhilaration)
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All right, Iggy, go
to it, Iggy. Ah. Oh.
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Guys, oh, I cannot believe this!
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Do you know what?
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There was a cancellation
just a few minutes ago.
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I can see Vincenzo
Seneca this afternoon.
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Hey, go, go, go!
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Now all I have
to do is cancel it.
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I can't afford this.
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Of course I can afford this.
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This may be one of the
biggest nights of my life,
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and money is no object.
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Money has to be an
object. I'm a cabbie.
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I am not an extravagant person.
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But I am entitled to
an extravagant fling
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now and then, and this is it.
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This is it.
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I'm going.
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Oh, I'm going.
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ELAINE: I'm going.
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Excuse me, I'm Elaine Nardo.
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Hello, your appointment is with?
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Vincenzo.
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Let me see if there's
been a cancellation.
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Oh, no, no, no, I
have an appointment.
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Yes, but he sometimes cancels.
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Creative people.
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No, no, everything
seems to be fine,
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but he is running
just a little bit late.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I can wait.
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Um... I've never
been here before,
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and, uh, I really don't know
what Vincenzo charges.
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So, could you tell me?
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Not that it matters, of course.
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$225 for a Seneca design.
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Is that too much?
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(uneasy laugh) No.
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No, it's very reasonable.
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What else are you
interested in today?
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Eyelash tint?
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No.
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Wax? No.
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Facial?
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No.
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A manicure?
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No. No?
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You're quite sure?
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Yes, I'm quite sure.
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Well, while you're waiting,
you may have some wine
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or coffee or...?
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Oh, no thanks.
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Rebecca, Miss Rydell
is dry; comb her out.
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Lamont, clean that
up back there, will you?
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Mike, not too much off the back.
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CLIENT: Oh... oh, Vincenzo,
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I wanted to look marvelous
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at the Japanese
opening at the Met tonight
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and you've really done it.
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Oh, how can I thank you?
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Bring me a kimono.
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Oh, oh, I would, but I think
there'll be security guards.
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Then bring me a security guard.
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Oh! (chuckling)
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(giggling)
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Is my 1:00 here yet?
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Mm, yes, Vincenzo.
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Hi, I'm Elaine.
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Hello. Hello.
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Well, let's see what we've got.
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I'm also going to the Japanese
Costume Show at the Met,
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and I'd love to
look fantastic, too.
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you usually
cut this yourself?
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No.
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Oh, well, never mind,
just hop up there.
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Now... Elaine, just
as Michelangelo
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discovered the beauty of
David in a slab of marble,
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I shall find in that head of
hair your perfect hairstyle.
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Promise. (giggling): Okay.
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But who's gonna dress you?
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(chortles)
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So, what are we going
to do today, hmm?
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I don't know.
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Well, why don't you tell me
something about yourself?
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Maybe that'll help.
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Well, um...
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I'm a mother and I also
drive a cab part-time
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and I work at an
art gallery part-time
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and I'm gonna have the
biggest night I've had in years
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and I want to look great.
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Cabdriver, really? Mm-hmm.
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How fascinating.
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Well, stick with me, and
you'll become a passenger.
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How about just an
edge of style, hmm?
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Okay. Oh, I know, I know.
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Uh, just a hint of color?
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Oh, Vincenzo, I don't know.
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I'm pretty comfortable
with this color.
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Well, all right, fine.
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We'll stick with I Love Lucy.
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Wait.
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Uh, Vincenzo, I don't mean
to offend you or anything.
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It's just that it's so important
to me to look great tonight,
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and, and I really
don't know what I want,
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so I'm just a little nervous.
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I think you should
leave it to me.
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I don't know, what
would you want to...
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I think you should
leave it to me.
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But you don't really know me.
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You want thick,
you want beautiful,
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you want men to drop
dead at the very sight of you.
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Am I right? Exactly.
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I think you should
leave it to me.
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Hmm?
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Well... okay, I'll trust you.
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You won't be disappointed.
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Rebecca, we're gonna
need some green out here.
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Just kidding.
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Just kidding!
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ELAINE: You know, it's
gonna be a marvelous evening.
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This man is so divine,
Vincenzo, you'd love him.
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Can I look now?
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No, no, no, no,
not yet, not yet.
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Oh, my God, you're
gonna love this.
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Really? It's absolutely perfect.
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I hope so.
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I'm so nervous, I can't breathe.
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Are you ready? Yeah.
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Hmm? Okay.
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(screams)
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Too fabulous for you?
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Oh, what did you do?
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What did you do to my hair?!
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You're not unhappy, are you?
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Oh! I knew it! I knew it!
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I should've looked! No!
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Listen, you're just upset
because it's something new.
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Believe me, live with it for
a while, and you'll love it.
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All right, fine, don't
take my word for it.
260
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People, come around
here, will you, please?
261
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:47,038
Now, Elaine isn't quite
sure about her hair.
262
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,807
Personally, I think
it's tremendous.
263
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,043
Now, we'd like
some other opinions.
264
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,455
It's fantastic!
Beautiful! Gorgeous!
265
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,446
It should go in the book!
266
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,214
Right.
267
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,449
Let me get out of here.
268
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,852
I just want to get out of here.
269
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,822
Well, I guess I just
can't do cabdrivers.
270
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:16,801
You're kidding me.
271
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,469
Well, what did you
expect me to say?
272
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,471
(Pac-Man game
whirring and beeping)
273
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,474
Hey, Jim.
274
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,477
Have you been at that
machine all day nonstop?
275
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,479
No.
276
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,481
I had to go out
a couple of times
277
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,449
and beg for quarters.
278
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:38,689
All right, paychecks,
paychecks, everybody.
279
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,693
Badick...
280
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,194
Banta... All right, Lou.
281
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,230
Reiger.
282
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,697
Ignatowski!
283
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,099
(coins clinking)
284
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,771
Thanks, boss. You're a brick.
285
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,273
Ha ha. (mimics Pac-Man game
sounds): Mm, yum, yum, yum.
286
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,175
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
287
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,476
Ha ha!
288
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,913
You know, you're sick, Louie.
289
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,414
You know that?
290
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,217
Hey, Jim, come on.
291
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,286
For a guy like you, this
can become an obsession,
292
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,121
you know that?
(game music plays)
293
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,456
Why don't you quit before
you've spent all your money?
294
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,292
Don't let this
happen to you, Jim.
295
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:17,128
Lighten up.
296
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:20,632
(crying)
297
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,299
Elaine?
298
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,734
Oh, my God, Elaine!
299
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,236
(crying)
300
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,671
Elaine, hey, no, no, no, no.
301
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,105
Wait, Elaine, it's not that bad.
302
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,141
Stop crying.
303
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,142
No. Who's crying?
304
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,144
Oh, Elaine.
305
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,612
I'm sorry.
306
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,481
I was just looking at
your lovely new hairdo.
307
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,282
(crying): Oh, don't
lie to me, Tony.
308
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,050
It's hideous! It's awful!
309
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:43,054
I wanted this to be the
biggest night of my life,
310
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,589
and now I can't even go.
311
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,390
Oh, hey, now, come
on, don't say that.
312
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,060
You-you should go anyway.
313
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,029
Why? So they can serve
hors d'oeuvres on my head?
314
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,836
Why don't you just get it fixed?
315
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,170
I can't fix this!
316
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,173
I can't even get
a comb through it.
317
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,175
Once you do this
much to your hair,
318
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,945
you have to leave it
alone for a couple of days.
319
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,446
And if I do anything now,
it'll just fall out in clumps.
320
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,948
It might be worth a shot.
321
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,251
Tony!
322
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,753
Look, Elaine,
323
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,255
don't get depressed by this.
324
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,257
Oh, I'm not even
depressed about it, Alex.
325
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,259
I'm furious! I'm so angry!
326
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,760
I'm so mad at that guy!
327
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,595
I'm so mad at myself!
328
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:25,930
Don't you see, I could have...
329
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,431
I could have asked him
330
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,611
to show me what he was
doing in the mirror, but I didn't.
331
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,435
I just let him intimidate me.
332
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,704
I tried to act like I
was part of his world.
333
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,372
I-I denied who I am.
334
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,974
I didn't listen to my instincts.
335
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:37,975
I knew it!
336
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,643
I knew it as I
was sitting there.
337
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,679
So what did I do?
338
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,680
I just emptied my
wallet and paid the guy
339
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,050
for making me look
like spoiled coleslaw.
340
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,052
Oh, oh, Elaine,
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine,
341
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,720
no, no, no, no,
no, please, please.
342
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,690
Hey, Elaine, what's going on?
343
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,226
Wait... a minute.
344
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,228
There's something
different about you.
345
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,230
Jim... Don't tell me.
346
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,232
Uh, wait a minute,
it's your hair.
347
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,500
Isn't it? Isn't it?
348
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,635
Yes!
349
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,671
Hey.
350
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,639
They always appreciate it
351
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,908
when you notice
the little things.
352
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,646
You know, look at it this way.
353
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,648
At least the worst is over.
354
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,618
Louie isn't here, is he?
355
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,821
Correction. The
worst is yet to come.
356
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,789
ALEX: Louie, Louie, Louie!
357
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,227
Louie, no.
358
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,198
Louie, Louie.
359
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,201
I haven't seen a
mess like that...
360
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,370
since somebody
stuck a firecracker
361
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,739
up my Uncle Emilio's parrot.
362
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:47,011
Louie, she feels bad enough
363
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,948
without having to put up
with those insults of yours.
364
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,215
What insults?
365
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,784
I loved that bird.
366
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,954
Ah, gee-whiz, Nardo.
367
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,956
Gee-whiz!
368
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,958
(sobbing) Louie.
369
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,960
Gee-whiz, Nardo.
370
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,461
Why'd you do it?
371
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,830
I mean, I...
372
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,499
Well, I guess you got a
right to feel self-destructive,
373
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,834
but you could've thought of me.
374
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,738
I look forward to
seeing you every day,
375
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,141
like some palookas
look forward to a sunrise.
376
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,143
Well, wh-why'd you do it?
377
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,113
Uh, were you feeling
that self-destructive?
378
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,084
Is this a twisted cry for help?
379
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,355
TONY: Louie, she
didn't want this.
380
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,389
Some fancy
hairdresser did it to her.
381
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,058
Yeah. Is that true?
382
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,059
Yeah.
383
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,061
Oh, geez!
384
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,763
Oh!
385
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,765
Oh! Just forget about it now.
386
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,232
There's nothing
I can do about it.
387
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,303
Wh-What-What do you mean?
388
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,582
Wh-What do you
mean, there's nothing...?
389
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,106
There's gotta be
something she can do.
390
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:52,543
I mean, if a man assaulted
her body, he'd go to jail.
391
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,146
If a man desecrated
a work of art...
392
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,613
In the clink.
393
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,082
Maybe I should go over there
and break that guy's head.
394
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,052
Now that's something!
An act of barbarism.
395
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,087
Yeah! Wait a minute.
396
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,754
Wait a minute here.
397
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,423
Don't be ridiculous, Tony.
398
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,757
You are a professional boxer.
399
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,393
You just can't go
around... Reiger,
400
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,727
you've seen his fights.
401
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,163
There's not a court in the
land that would buy that one.
402
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,666
Don't listen to him.
403
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,878
Even you can take a hairdresser.
404
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,036
Was he big?
405
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,115
ALEX: Hey, now,
come on, everybody.
406
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,039
Now, just calm
down, just calm down.
407
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,074
So he gave her a bad haircut.
408
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,043
That doesn't make
him a bad guy, does it?
409
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,877
He treated me like dirt.
410
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,547
When I was leaving
there crying, he said...
411
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,582
"Well, I guess I
can't do cabdrivers."
412
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,650
Oh, he kills me. He kills
me. Yeah, and then...
413
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,654
and then all the people in
the shop started to laugh at me.
414
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,656
LOUIE: Ooh, dirty
rat. What did you do?
415
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,990
Nothing.
416
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,225
What could I do?
417
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,895
Since when do you
take things like that?
418
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,729
You could have asked
for your money back.
419
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,565
You could have
demanded that he redo it.
420
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,233
You could have gotten angry.
421
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,002
I mean, wh-what
is this guy anyway?
422
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,347
I mean, just... Will
you give me a break?
423
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,883
I just want to forget
it now. Forget it?
424
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,107
Forget it? You can't forget it.
425
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,106
How can you forget?
426
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,285
Every time you
look in the mirror,
427
00:17:57,309 --> 00:18:00,277
every time you hear
the laughter of kids...
428
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,080
every time a policeman's
horse shies up,
429
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,181
how can you forget that?
430
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,783
Elaine, look,
431
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,730
you don't feel foolish
because of what he did to you.
432
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,398
You feel foolish
because you took it, right?
433
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,554
Because you took it.
434
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,001
Now you gotta go back
there, you know that.
435
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,524
No. You gotta go back.
436
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,270
No! Alex, Alex, you can't
make me go back there.
437
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,339
You don't know how mean they
were to me. Don't worry about it.
438
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,996
I'll go with you.
Now where is it?
439
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,898
53rd and Lex.
440
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,933
Good. Come on.
441
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,935
Come on. Oh.
442
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,904
53rd and Lex.
443
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:34,778
Come on.
444
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,447
Just do it. Get your money back.
445
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,294
It'll take a couple of
weeks, and it'll be all right.
446
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,251
No.
447
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,454
Uh, hello. I'm back.
448
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,456
Oh, don't you worry, darling.
449
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,868
I'll just tell him you're
here to apologize.
450
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,024
He'll understand.
451
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,238
Thank you. Let's go. Thank you?
452
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,272
What're you talking
about? Alex...
453
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,596
Don't let these
people intimidate you.
454
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,675
Alex, they're not
intimidating me.
455
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,177
I just want to go.
There is no reason...
456
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,567
Can I borrow your hand mirror?
457
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,036
Alex, I want to go home.
458
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,872
I want to talk to
Vincenzo right now!
459
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,008
Right now.
460
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,677
He can't be disturbed
when he's in comb-out.
461
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,390
Well, if he can't be disturbed
while he's in comb-out,
462
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,414
we'll wait.
463
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,415
Would you like some
wine while you wait?
464
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,416
Is it free?
465
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,384
Yes, of course. Okay.
466
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,524
You come here often?
467
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,193
I'm just here waiting
for a cancellation.
468
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,698
Uh, listen, I'm Alex Reiger.
469
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,733
I work with Elaine.
470
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,100
Oh, my God!
471
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,336
The fleet's in.
472
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:36,240
Vincenzo, I am very upset
473
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,908
about what you did to my hair.
474
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,411
I-I-I'm ashamed to
be seen in public,
475
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,513
and I feel like you
bullied me into this.
476
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,516
I'd like you to give
me my money back,
477
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,518
and I also think you
owe me an apology
478
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:48,952
for the way you talked to me.
479
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,289
Where do you come from that
you think life works like that?
480
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,391
My God.
481
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,659
Hey, now wait a
minute, buddy, buddy,
482
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,361
now either you give
her her money back...
483
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,397
Or what?
484
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,398
Are you gonna create a scene?
485
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,567
Do you really think that
I'm afraid of a scene?
486
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,803
Girls, we're in luck.
487
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,772
There's going to be a scene.
488
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,474
Now...
489
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,476
this young woman
came to me this morning
490
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,790
with a hairdo that her high
school must have found boring,
491
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,015
and I gave her this.
492
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,984
Beautiful!
493
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,620
Like a parrot.
494
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,625
And instead of thanking me,
495
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,461
she brought the
Jewish Defense League
496
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,262
to get her money back.
497
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,766
Hey, now, now wait a
minute, now wait a minute.
498
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,269
I-I don't belong to
any organization.
499
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,272
I happen to be a
very simple cabdriver
500
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,442
and a friend of Elaine and
a... a champion of justice.
501
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,177
ALEX: Louie!
502
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,578
What are you doing here?
503
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,980
I want to see the
guy who did it.
504
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,316
Louie, I don't want
you to say a word.
505
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,650
Not a word.
506
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:54,885
I mean it.
507
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,967
All right, all right, all
right, I won't say a word.
508
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,123
I promise.
509
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,525
I just want to see him.
510
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,627
Is this
511
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,297
the big date you
were getting ready for?
512
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,265
(growling)
513
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,303
Curb your friend,
will you please?
514
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,905
Louie, Louie, it's
very important...
515
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,851
it's very important that
Elaine handle this herself.
516
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:17,875
Do you hear me?
517
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:18,920
Now you just sit down somewhere.
518
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:19,910
Just sit down
somewhere. Come here.
519
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,945
Sit down. Here.
520
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,446
Come on, sit.
521
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,114
(growling) Sit! Sit!
522
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,150
Sit!
523
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:29,954
Stay! Stay!
524
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,255
Stay!
525
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,128
Young lady, what
is your problem?
526
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:39,963
I mean, when are
you gonna realize
527
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,668
that all of these people
think that my work is great?
528
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,837
You think you've got
this big personality cult
529
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,839
going here, don't you?
530
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,085
Well, let me tell you something.
531
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,076
I bet there isn't a woman here
532
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:55,513
who doesn't know exactly
what I'm talking about.
533
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,848
Haven't you ever
been terribly unhappy
534
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,517
with-with what he's
done to your hair,
535
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,352
and yet you didn't want
to say anything to him
536
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,854
because you felt like
it would upset him?
537
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,323
Well...
538
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,724
ELAINE: I mean, I
came here for something
539
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,904
a little special, you know,
for something a little different
540
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,895
and-and this is what I got.
541
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,731
I mean, look at this.
542
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:14,898
Look at me!
543
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,067
Joan of Arc did less
whining at the stake.
544
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,202
(laughing): My God.
545
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,238
ALEX: Elaine, Elaine!
546
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,239
Elaine!
547
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:24,074
Look at me. What am I doing?
548
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,909
What am I doing?
549
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:26,944
Go ahead.
550
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,480
Common people do common things.
551
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,515
(grunts) ALEX: Elaine,
552
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,182
Elaine, don't, don't!
553
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:34,184
Elaine! Elaine!
554
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,286
You'll be no better than him.
555
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,360
You're right, Alex.
556
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,363
And I'm a lot better than he is.
557
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,630
Come on, let's go.
558
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,266
Wait for me!
(Vincenzo chuckling)
559
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,916
She may be better than you,
560
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,885
but I ain't.
561
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:20,231
♪ ♪
562
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:31,675
(Pac-Man game
whirring and beeping)
563
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,716
(game ends)
564
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:43,887
I-I don't know why
I play this game.
565
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:48,391
Throbbing noises,
flashing lights,
566
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,394
monsters chasing you...
567
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,697
I get enough of
that in real life.
568
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,309
(theme song playing)
569
00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,034
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
570
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,069
(man grumbling)
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