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(theme song playing)
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TONY: Hey, Louie?
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Go ahead, Banta. What is it?
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TONY: Louie? Hey, Louie, I
got a ten-year-old in my cab.
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And I just found
out he's a runaway.
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He owes me 12 bucks,
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and turns out,
he's only got two.
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He won't tell me where he lives.
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Bring that little crook in here.
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We're gonna find out
who his parents are
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and sweat that
money out of them.
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All right, Louie,
I'm bringing him in.
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Come on, now, you're
scaring the kid half to death.
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Come on, say something
nice to him now,
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make him feel better.
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Calm him down
a little bit, please?
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LOUIE: Sure, sure, Banta, sure.
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Hey, kid, uh, do you
like Little League?
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Yes.
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Do you like soccer?
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Yes.
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You like jail?
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No!
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Don't worry about it.
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Ah! Oh, come on...
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Bring him over
here, bring him over...
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Look at this, huh?
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This is the criminal mastermind
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who outsmarted Banta.
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ELAINE: Oh!
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Louie! Come here.
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Go on. Sit down, honey.
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Hey. Hey, Lou...
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Come on, Lou, huh? Now,
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what's your name, honey?
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Terry.
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Terry. Terry, uh,
what's your last name?
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I forget.
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No question he's
a match for Banta.
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Hey, Louie, would
you take it easy here?
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We're trying to help this kid.
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I already helped him.
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I called the cops.
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ELAINE: What? Louie!
That's right. That's right.
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ALEX: What's the
matter with you?
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The police. Thumbscrews.
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Oh.
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Batons.
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This little crook is into
this company for 13 bucks.
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I've never been able to do this.
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That's because...
(clears throat)
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You shouldn't be
thinking about a card
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or how you hold it.
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Just be the card.
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Be the hat.
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I don't... Don't question!
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Be.
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Hey!
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Whoa! Does that
work for everything?
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I don't know.
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It always worked for
me for parallel parking.
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Hey, Terry, listen,
you got to go home,
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so you got to tell
us where you live.
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I won't go home.
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Uh, may... May I say something?
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When I was a boy...
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(laughs and clears throat)
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I ran away from home once.
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It was an important
experience for me.
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If somebody had
called the police
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and taken me home
right away, who knows?
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I might never have turned
out to be the man I am today.
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Yeah, you see that, kid?
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Tell us your name before
your brain sprouts fungus.
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We'll take care of him, Louie.
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He belongs to our species.
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Sit down, kid. Sit down.
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Now, Terry, think
about your mother.
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She must be worried sick.
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You know, I have a little son
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and if he ever ran away,
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it would kill me.
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You know what he does
when he gets upset with me?
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He just stops talking to me.
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He just won't say
a word, you know?
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Now don't you think
that's a lot better
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than running away
and making me worry?
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I hate it when they do that!
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Oh, Elaine.
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Listen, kid, um,
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Elaine's got a point there
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about how worried your
parents must be over in, uh...
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Where did you say they lived?
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Come on, kid, now talk,
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or we're gonna have to
start tickling it out of ya.
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Nice try, Alex.
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You know,
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he reminds me more
and more of myself.
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He's not going back,
and neither am I.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Mister.
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Just call me Jim.
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LOUIE: Ah!
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Okay, where's the kid?
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LOUIE: Oh. Oh, good.
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ALEX: So, what's this?
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We got a bright one.
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Uh, hey, don't worry, Terry.
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This guy's just here to
help you. Don't worry.
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All right, come on, here, here.
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This is the little crook
who owes me $13,
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and it's your job to get it
out of him any way you can.
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You prod me one more time,
I'm gonna show you eight places
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you can beat a man
and leave no marks.
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Aw, so what? So what?
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So you're big, so you're black,
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so you got a badge,
so you got a gun.
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I'm a dead man.
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Yeah. Thanks for
smiling, Captain.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Come on, son.
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(whispers) Whoa.
Close. This close.
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(knocking)
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MAN (on TV): weather
when we return.
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Who is it?
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It's me, Terry, the
kid from the garage.
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The one I established
a liking for so quickly?
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I guess.
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Oh.
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Come in. Come in.
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How did you get
away from the police?
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Well, they said, "Go
sit in that chair, kid."
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So I did.
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Then after a while, I
got up and walked out.
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Was anybody hurt?
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Well, good.
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Wha-What are...
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What are you doing here?
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I was looking for you.
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I hope you don't mind.
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No, uh, I don't.
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But how did you find me?
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You're the only Jim
Ignatowski in the phone book.
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I know.
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Isn't it great?
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Yeah.
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Mr. Ignatowski, I
want to stay with you.
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Here?
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Oh, I don't know, Terry.
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I mean, look around you.
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What do you see?
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Ice cream, popcorn
and television.
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Exactly.
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What kind of place
is this for a kid?
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Please let me stay.
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I... I don't know, Terry.
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I'm not really set
up here for a kid.
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I don't even have Atari.
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Please.
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Is home such a
terrible place, Terry?
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I hate the things
they make me do.
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Like what?
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What do your parents
make you do, Terry?
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Lots of things.
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I have to keep
my room tidied up.
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Oh, no!
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I can't ride my bike
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in any streets
where there's traffic.
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(grunts)
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I can't even watch television
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till every bit of my
homework's done.
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Terry.
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Terry!
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I'll never send you back
to a hellhole like that!
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Well... (clears throat)
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Now that I'm awake
and you're awake,
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why don't I fix us
some breakfast?
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What have you got?
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Well, sir, we
got... uh... chili!
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Terry... SpaghettiOs.
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I'm not that hungry.
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I had some potato chips
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and two boxes of
cookies in my backpack.
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I ate 'em all before you got up.
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Good for you.
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After all,
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breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
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What are we gonna do now?
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Well, oh, let's... let's see.
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I know.
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Let's play catch.
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In the house?
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Yeah. Wow!
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My parents would never let
me play catch in the house.
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Mine, neither.
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Oops. Hey.
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(grunts)
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Huh.
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Well... Parents
know a few things.
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I guess that ends that.
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Well, that's the nice
thing about catch.
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It doesn't have to be long,
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just so it's good.
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What else will we do?
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I don't know.
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You know,
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I've never been a father before.
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I can experience everything
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for the first time
through your eyes.
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I can't wait to watch your face
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when you watch me shave.
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I can hardly wait
till next Thursday.
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I'm really gonna like it here.
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Especially the part about
not having to go to school.
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Hey, who says you don't
have to go to school?
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School's very important.
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If I had dropped out
of grammar school,
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I'd never have been
able to drop out of college.
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Why don't you teach me, Jim?
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Teach me what you know.
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Well, that would
take hours, Terry.
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Um...
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Well, I don't know.
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But what the heck.
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We've all got a little
Obi-Wan Kenobi in us.
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Okay.
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(clears throat)
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Hey...
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if a tree falls in the forest,
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and nobody is there to hear it,
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does it make a sound?
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If a tree... falls
in the forest.
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Nobody's there.
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Is there a sound?
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I don't know.
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Of course there is.
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Don't let anybody fool you.
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People try to make
that complicated.
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If a tree falls,
there's a sound!
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The bigger the tree,
the bigger the sound.
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Okay, so much for philosophy.
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00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:19,203
Next, morality.
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It's your parents' anniversary.
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Your mother sends you with $15
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to get her dress
at the tailor's.
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(clears throat)
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On your way there,
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a guy offers to sell you
the last available ticket
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to a monster rock concert.
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The price is exactly $15.
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What do ya do?
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Well... Backstage
passes included.
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That's easy.
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It's not my money.
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I'd get my mother's dress.
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It was The Kinks.
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She could have
worn the blue thing.
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But she trusted me.
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I'm giving you
an "A" in morality.
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Look, I gotta get to work,
but we've been terrific here.
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We covered philosophy,
we covered morality.
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All the rest is
just tinsel anyway.
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Tomorrow... we do history.
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The '60s, a
misunderstood decade.
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Hey, am I crazy
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or are we having a
fantastic time here?
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I think it's great
being here, Jim.
268
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:01,339
Hey, you gonna be
okay here if I go to work?
269
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,342
I mean, you want me to quit?
270
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,445
No, I'll be fine, Jim.
271
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,447
Okay.
272
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,550
Anything I can do to help out?
273
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:17,555
Um, let's see, uh... maybe.
274
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:21,559
Uh, there's a toolbox
in the bedroom.
275
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,561
If you don't mind,
276
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,564
will you get it out and
re-grout the shower?
277
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,968
I'll try.
278
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,605
That's all anyone can ask.
279
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,641
(sighs)
280
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,615
Yeah, I'll-I'll let you
know just as soon as we...
281
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,283
Right, okay.
282
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:47,785
Bye.
283
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,787
Oh, kids.
284
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,789
(splutters)
285
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,791
What about them?
286
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,293
They make you laugh, don't they?
287
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,062
Yeah, sometimes.
288
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,296
(clears throat)
289
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,298
Take mine, for instance.
290
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,903
Yours?
291
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,238
Yeah.
292
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,907
Ordinarily, the little guy
293
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,376
is just a pleasure to live with.
294
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,711
Jim, you don't have a kid.
295
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,712
Sure, I do.
296
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,013
And I'll tell ya,
297
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,849
he turns into a holy terror
298
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,852
when it comes to
washing behind the ears.
299
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,355
Last night we went
around and around about it.
300
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,358
Finally I gave in and you know,
301
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,562
it wasn't as bad as I thought.
302
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,068
I might just start
doing it regularly.
303
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,006
Jim, what the hell
are you talking about?
304
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,042
Behind the ears here. No.
305
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,044
You take a wash... But,
Jim... but you don't have a kid.
306
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,748
Yes, I do, Alex.
307
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:54,084
I have adopted a son.
308
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,786
Adopted? ELAINE: Jim?
309
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,254
What are you talking about?
310
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,589
It's, uh...
311
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,592
It's a little difficult to
adopt a child, isn't it?
312
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,594
Is this difficult?
(snapping fingers)
313
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,765
Jim, who is this kid?
314
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,967
Terry.
315
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,269
Terry? You mean the kid
that was in here yesterday?
316
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,938
Uh-huh. Terry... But...
317
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,374
But-but he's
already got parents.
318
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,408
I didn't say there
wouldn't be problems.
319
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,643
No, no, no, no, Jim,
320
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:20,911
Jim? Huh?
321
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,758
His parents are
desperately trying to find him.
322
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,660
They're camped out at
the police station right now.
323
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,285
The cops just called to ask
if any of us had seen him.
324
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,953
Jim... Huh?
325
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,322
You cannot adopt
somebody else's kid.
326
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,357
He's not somebody else's kid.
327
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,359
He's my kid now.
328
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,362
I made it... I made it legal.
329
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,931
I got him a library card.
330
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,467
Iggy. Huh?
331
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,669
I can't believe my ears.
332
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,505
We're talkin' about
two loving parents
333
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,841
who are desperately
lookin' for that little tyke.
334
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,644
It's our duty to sound
them out about a reward.
335
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,713
I shouldn't have told
336
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,547
any of you about this.
337
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,315
You're trying to ruin it.
338
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,384
LOUIE: Money, money,
339
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,918
money... Now,
now, now, Jim, Jim...
340
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,731
Jim, I don't understand... I
don't understand something.
341
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,356
What-what do you
want with Terry?
342
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,792
He's the son I never had.
343
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,027
Yeah, well, he's the
son his parents do have.
344
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,063
And you better get
him back to them. Fast.
345
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,564
Iggy. Yeah?
346
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,466
You're sheltering a fugitive.
347
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,301
No, it's not a question of that.
348
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,804
Jim... his parents
are worried sick.
349
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,473
Jim, the cops called.
350
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,919
They said his-his
mother's been crying
351
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,076
for the last 24 hours.
352
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,077
Oh, poor lady. She's
got it coming to her.
353
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,547
You should hear
the terrible things
354
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,215
she's done to him.
355
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,051
Forcing him to
take piano lessons,
356
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,887
sending him off to
camp every summer
357
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,890
as if he was a-a camper.
358
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,028
The kid has a home.
359
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,030
He's got a family.
360
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,532
He's got a puppy.
361
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,569
He has a puppy?
362
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,605
You...
363
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,340
you know that for a fact?
364
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,343
A little spotted puppy
365
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,346
who's just sitting
around now pining away
366
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,348
wondering where his Terry is,
367
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,850
tears welling up in
his little brown eyes.
368
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,020
I don't believe
you're doing this
369
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,022
when you don't know for sure.
370
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,025
Jim, the puppy won't eat.
371
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,728
This is emotional blackmail.
372
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,298
The puppy's name is Snowball.
373
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,300
Oh!
374
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,303
Because of all
the white, fluffy fur
375
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,472
from his little paws
to his cute little tail.
376
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,207
(moaning)
377
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,243
(mimicking puppy
yelping) No, no.
378
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,245
Okay, okay, okay,
I'll send him back.
379
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,480
Oh, great, great, Jim.
380
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,783
JIM: I'll go break
it to him now.
381
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,162
I'll get his parents
and bring 'em over.
382
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,119
Hey, Jim, uh, listen,
383
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,622
I'm-I'm sorry you
have to do this.
384
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,624
(sighing)
385
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,959
It's okay, Alex.
386
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,463
It's just not gonna be easy
387
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,466
explaining to a ten-year-old boy
388
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,035
that he's not adopted.
389
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,650
Hey, Jim, I made you lunch.
390
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,687
SpaghettiOs!
391
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,690
My favorite.
392
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,158
How did you know?
393
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,761
You had 44 cans of it.
394
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,798
After you eat, maybe
we could play catch again.
395
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,800
No.
396
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:33,771
Well... I don't think so.
397
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,606
Or we could just watch TV.
398
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,810
Terry... Terry...
399
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:45,249
Your parents are coming over,
400
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,784
and you're going back with them.
401
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,786
No! No!
402
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,190
No!
403
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,191
Terry! (door slams)
404
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,859
Te... (knocking on door)
405
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:56,860
Jim.
406
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,162
Oh, Jim. Alex!
407
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,741
Yeah, listen, Jim. I've
been thinking this over.
408
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,699
Jim, these are Terry's parents.
409
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,034
Mr. and Mrs. Booth,
uh, this is Jim Ignatowski,
410
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,537
the man who was kind
enough to take your son in, Hi.
411
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,250
And, uh, take care of
him until you got here.
412
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,107
Oh, thank you, Mr. Ignatowski.
413
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,143
You'll never know
how grateful we are.
414
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,212
You're a good man. Yes.
415
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,246
Where's my son?
416
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:15,279
Why?
417
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,247
Is it time to tidy up his room?
418
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,487
He'll be here in plenty
of time for summer camp.
419
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,988
Don't worry. Uh, uh...
420
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,357
excuse us for a minute.
421
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,859
Jim, come here.
422
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,295
(whispering): Jim,
what are you doing?
423
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:34,331
I just don't know
what to do here, Alex.
424
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,200
I can't go back on my word.
425
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:39,202
I promised Terry I would
never send him back.
426
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,205
Believe me, he really doesn't
want to see them again.
427
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,375
If he knew they were here,
428
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,043
he'd probably be out on
the fire escape right now
429
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,445
making a run for it.
430
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,446
Come on, Terry.
431
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,214
We have your puppy in the car.
432
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,250
See ya, Jim. Thanks!
433
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,963
JIM: I just don't know
how I'm gonna face him
434
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,055
when he discovers that
they've found him out.
435
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,290
Yeah, well, Jim, I wouldn't
worry about that right now.
436
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,325
Thanks again, Mr. Ignatowski.
437
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,695
You're a very special person.
438
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,165
(door closes)
439
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,535
The kid's gone?
440
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,204
He said good-bye. You missed it.
441
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,371
Go-go after him.
442
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:20,377
Uh... uh... No, no.
443
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,047
Uh, grownups make too big a fuss
444
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,049
out of good-byes.
445
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,051
I used to hate it.
446
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,054
"Say good-bye to
your Uncle Harry."
447
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,791
"Good-bye, Uncle Harry."
448
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,295
"Good-bye, Jim." (grunts)
449
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:44,334
Look, Jim, you
did the right thing.
450
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,336
You know that, don't you?
451
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:50,040
Ah... I guess so.
452
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,115
You okay, Jim?
453
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,117
Yeah.
454
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:03,087
But my life will never
be the same again.
455
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:06,323
Oh, come on, Jim, the
kid was only here overnight.
456
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,325
(sighs)
457
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:15,199
Well, uh, I don't know, I, uh...
458
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,201
Alex... Yeah?
459
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,772
Since I didn't have a chance
460
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,441
to say good-bye to him,
461
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,278
can I say good-bye to you?
462
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,279
Me?
463
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,815
Yeah, sure.
464
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:31,883
Why not?
465
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,658
You don't have to call...
466
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,661
you don't have to write.
467
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:49,032
All I ask is that
you remember me.
468
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,475
Yeah, okay, right.
469
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,512
(moaning)
470
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:09,319
How can you make a simple
thing so heart-wrenching?
471
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:12,256
I feel awful.
472
00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:14,258
I can't leave now.
473
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:19,563
Well, you want
to stay for lunch?
474
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,534
Yeah, what're you havin'?
475
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:28,171
Uh, SpaghettiOs,
popcorn and herring.
476
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,045
See you in the
garage, Jim, okay?
477
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:53,163
No matter how
many leave the nest,
478
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,699
it never gets any easier.
479
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,376
(theme song playing)
480
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,968
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
481
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,036
(man grumbling)
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