All language subtitles for Pushing.Daisies.S02E01.Bzzzzzzzzz.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264

Narrator: At this very moment
in the town of coeur d'coeurs,

A girl named chuck was attending
her father's funeral.

The only parent
she had ever known

Was accidentally,
inadvertently killed

By the boy she loved,

Who was,
at this very moment,

Attending
his own mother's funeral,

Who had actually died twice.

It was a blood vessel bursting
in her brain

That caused ned's mother's
first death.

However,
young ned had a secret gift.

He could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.

I must've slipped.
Clumsy.

Did the timer go off?

It was a gift
with two simple caveats --

Keep a dead thing alive
for more than a minute,

And something else
would die in its place.

And touch a dead thing twice,
it dies again --

This time...Forever.

[ thud ]

Young ned felt responsible,
not only for his mother's death,

But the death of chuck's father.

His feelings of guilt
were amplified

Because he, too, was in love.

The next time young ned
would see the girl named chuck,

She would be dead.

Unlike chuck,
young ned still had a father.

But after
a brief mourning period,

He would deposit ned

At the longborough school
for boys.

After her own father's death,

Chuck was fostered
by aunts lily and vivian,

A renowned
synchronized swimming duo

And sister neurotics

Who helped her build a new home
bee by bee.

It was aunt lily

Who found the ad on the back
pages of the thrifty nickel

In a fleeting wisp of something
resembling maternal instinct.

I just wanted you
to stop staring

At that spot
where your father died.

Young chuck rebuilt her home
by building a new home

For a homeless queen
and her hive.

The bees thrived.
So did chuck.

And while chuck thrived,

Ned waited for his father
to bring him home.

And waited.

And waited.

Just as chuck remembered
how home felt,

Ned tried not to forget
what home was.

He held on to it
the only way he could...

...And became the pie maker.

And the girl named chuck
became dead.

She was 28 years, 24 weeks,

3 days, 11 hours,
and 51 minutes old

When murdered
on a tahitian getaway.

But one touch
from the pie maker...

Hey, i think somebody's truck's
on fire.

Oh, geez!

Narrator:
...And she was alive once more.

Sorry i'm late.

Narrator: The pie maker
could never touch her again.

Chuck's survival now depended
on a delicate dance,

A ballet of avoidance.

Chuck: Going.

Stopping.

Crossing.
Waiting.

Narrator: The pie maker
took precautions

To ensure chuck felt safe
at home.

Slippers were worn
adorned with bells.

Going.
Stopping.

Following.

Narrator: Digby kept his eyes
open to the hazards of touch,

A canine proximity alert
who could not only play dead...
[ digby barks ]

[ horn blares ]

...But could do so
from experience.

[ barks ]
oh! Oh!

Narrator: Neither the pie maker
nor chuck could move

Without the other one knowing.

And to the pie maker,
it felt like home.

So, chuck and the pie maker
built a home together

Bee by bee.

Tragically, rogue pesticides
killed those bees,

But only briefly.

This will go better
if you wear less clothes.

Okay, you've already got me
shucked like an ear of corn.

Well, i'm shucked, too,

All the way down
to my silky intimates

Just to put on
a beekeeper's suit.

Remind me
why you're shucked and silky.

I thought
it was only fair.

[ chuckles ]

You stopped being fair.

Right.

You do realize
i can get new bees.

I can make a new home
for new bees.

You love these bees.

A happy hive's a happy home,

And you can't be happy
if you're dead.

There are
1,000 dead bees here.

[ sighs ]

I don't want
1,000 butterflies to die

Because you bring my bees
back to life.

Think about it
as a pest-control issue.

There's a water bug infestation
in the drainpipes.

If i touch 1,000
little dead bees to life

Maybe 1,000 little water bugs
will no longer be a problem.

Oh, last time i asked you
to bring something back to life,

You said no.

It was your dad.

That would have been weird,
if not actively traumatic.

Hmm.

To bring my dad back, even
for a minute, may be ghoulish,

But it's also sweet.

It's like
a taxidermied pet

Or stuffing someone's ashes
in a teddy bear.

If you could bring your dad
back just for a minute,

You're saying you wouldn't?

That would be
an awkward minute.

I haven't seen or heard
from the man in 20 years.

I'll stick to bees.
At least they know what home is.

This is
very, very sweet of you.

And will probably sting.

Well,
don't offend the bees.

How would i offend
the bees?

[ bees buzzing ]

[ barking ]

Narrator:
Olive snook once felt as at home
in her pie hole uniform

As she did her own skin.

But recently, home and uniform
had begun to chafe.

Believing chuck
merely faked her death,

Olive kept the secret
that chuck was still alive.

But the secret
that weighed the most

In olive's satchel of deception

Was that she was still in love
with the pie maker.

At that very moment,
private investigator emerson cod

Was enjoying a new love
of the pop-up variety.

Combining his fondness

Of detective work
and stress knitting,

Mr. Cod authored and constructed
"lil' gum shoe."

I love you, lil' gum shoe.

Narrator: Mr. Cod had time
to author pop-ups

Because he saved time
solving murders

With a pie maker
who can undead the dead

And ask how they got that way.

My wife
has been murdered!

Well, what the po-po got to say
about your wife being murdered?

A work-related mishap.
Said she was sloppy.

Was she sloppy?

She wasn't sloppy.

She was having an affair.

Said she was gonna leave me
or him -- i'm not sure which.

She wasn't using
proper nouns,

But thank god
i was eavesdropping.

If your old lady
was stepping out on you,

Why you give a damn
who killed her?

I was hoping she was gonna
leave him and not me.

I couldn't bear it
if she left me.

Uh-huh.

What line of work she in?

Bees. Do you know
anything about bees?

I know somebody who --
who knows somebody.

[ sighs ]

Well, uh, let me just say
that i'm sorry about your loss.

And i do accept
credit cards.

Narrator:
The facts were these --

One kentucky fitz,
wife of dusty,

Was the number-one bee-girl
of betty's bees.

Betty's bees -- trademark --

Was all the buzz in beauty
and well-being

With honey
and honey-based moisturizers,

Anti-aging creams, soaps,
and lip balms.

Kentucky was 26 years, 3 weeks,
5 days, and 39 minutes old

When found stung to death

Behind the wheel
of her betty's bees bee-mobile.

Which one
is kentucky fitz?

Biscuits.
Biscuits?

You got biscuits,
you got shrimps.

Biscuits.

Shrimps.

You got something we could use
to flip her over?

Why you got
to flip her over?

Front don't look no different
than the back.

It ain't like you gonna be
having a conversation.

It sure ain't.

[ door opens, closes ]

[ watch ticking ]

Ohh.

Kentucky?

Maybe she's paralyzed
from all the bee stings.

I'm just taking in
my surroundings.

Apparently, i'm dead.

Eee.
Ooh.

Really?

Oh, i'm sorry,
but was your death accidental?

Was i accidentally swarmed
by bees? No.

I may have been up
to some mischief.

Your husband thinks
what got you killed

Was some workplace romance
going all sorts of sour.

And my husband has a problem
with eavesdropping.

There was no romance.

It was my workplace went sour.
I was leaving betty's bees.

Did you tell dusty
you were leaving betty's bees?

If i told him
i was quitting,

He would worry
and ask a lot of questions,

And then i'd have to lie
about sabotaging betty's bees.

Why did you sabotage
betty's bees?

Why?
Because betty had it coming.

Intention was to quit
before i got caught.

Who caught you?

I couldn't see his face
or her face.

All the lights went out
one by one.

And then there was
a terrible hum.

Then out of the darkness,
it came for me.

It spit something,

And then a swarm of bees
attacked.

I tried to get
a good look at it,

But the bees were already
stinging my eyes.

That's terrifying.

That's terrifying!

Oh, sorry.
5 seconds!

How'd you sabotage
betty's bees?
Do you have
any last wishes?

My only wish
is that dusty not be alone.

Yeah, yeah.
How'd you sabotage betty's bees?

With a lot of might.

That's nice.

We don't know
what she was doing,

But we do know
it took a lot of effort.

Do you hear something?

[ humming ]

Is she still breathing?!

That's not breathing.

[ bees buzzing ]

Aah!
Ohh!

[ door slams ]

I told you
not to turn her over.

Could that have happened to me
on the roof?

Could i have been swarmed?
In my underwear, too.

I could have been swarmed
in my underwear.

Emerson: Hey!

You don't just get to put
them pictures in my head.

That's an assault
on my imagination.

Poor kentucky.
What a horrible way to die --

Thousands of little stingers
stinging you.

Like little stinging secrets
that don't just sting you once.

They keep stinging you until
you're bloated and full of pus.

Who wanted a la mode?
Ah.

Ned: Well, kentucky
was bloated and full of pus

Because she was sabotaging
betty's bees.

Boy, kentucky sure had it in
for betty,

But who had it in
for kentucky?

The terrifying beeman.

What if he was made
entirely out of bees,

And that's why
she couldn't see his face,

Because he didn't even
have one?

I mean, what if there's
a whole beefolk society

Who walk around
shaped like people?

You're thinking about
how you can train your bees

To walk around in people shapes,
aren't you?
Yeah.

Ain't no bees walking around
in no people shapes.

Kentucky was
wiggety-wiggety-whacked.

With a swarm of bees.

Smells like
an inside job.

Kentucky was talking
to someone at betty's bees

When dusty
was dropping eaves.

Someone who knew
what she was doing

And who would want
to kill her for it.

Hmm.

Well,
if it is an inside job,

We're gonna need
an inside bee-girl.

No.

We got to tap this honey
at the source.

Uh-huh.

Ha ha.
"calling all bee-girls!"

Narrator:
Under the nom de plume
of katherine "kitty" pimms,

Chuck answered the call
calling for bee-girls.

You know, i find that
the most amazing creatures

Have furry behinds.

Narrator: Sitting
in woolsey nicholls' office,

Discussing
the furry behinds of bees,

Chuck realized this was her
very first job interview ever.

She considered this fact
for a moment, then had to ask...

I have to ask.

Are you the woolsey nicholls
from bzzzzzzzzz! Honey and more?

Mm.
Yes, i am.

Well, why are you here?

Isn't betty's bees
your biggest rival?

I own betty's bees now.

We made the acquisition
very quietly.

These days, merger can send
brand loyalists into a tizzy.

Well, i'm a honey loyalist,
and you'll get no tizzy from me.

I just hope
you're not killing bee-girls.

I beg your pardon?

The bee-girls sales division.

I mean,
with any acquisition,

There's always downsizing
and restructuring.

I just hope it doesn't affect
the bee-girls.

The bee-girls will always
have a home in my hive.

Unfortunately,
although fortunate for you,

We've recently had an opening
in the bee-girl division.

Oh, yeah, i heard about that.
Kentucky fitz --

Something about
a honey-harvesting tragedy?

Yes.
It's very sad.

She had a very bright future
here at the new betty's bees.

Yeah.

I also heard
that she was thinking of,

Um, leaving betty's bees
before she died.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Well, you sure hear
a lot of things.

Very gossipy office.
Yes.

Well, i think you will find
that particular rumor

To be false,

Because kentucky
was invested.

She was the new face
of betty's bees.

We designed our entire
brand relaunch around her.

But betty is the face
of betty's bees.

Oh, no, no.

See, betty --
betty's the old face, huh?

"old" being
the operative world.

She's 37.

She's 38,
which rounds up to 40,

Which rounds up to 50,
which rounds up to old.

And if you were
in the business

Of trying to sell
a product

That promises youth,
beauty, and vitality,

You have to make
a strong case for it.

Mm-hmm.
Correction.

We have to make
a strong case for it.

Kitty,
i would be honored

If you called betty's bees
your new home.

Betty's bees
is my new home.

Ah, stupendous.

[ chuckling ]

Well...

Chuck has a new home.
I blame you.

I blame me, too.
That went well.

Narrator:
Emerson cod's inside man,

A.K.A. Betty's bees'
newest bee-girl kitty pimms,

Buzzed through the offices
of betty's bees

Until she buzzed upon the office
of one kentucky fitz.

Chuck/kitty searched for
any hint of a saboteur's agenda.

Oh.

Narrator: What she found...
Aah!

...Was the eponymous betty bee.

What are you doing
in there?

Cognitive therapy
for claustrophobia.

You're betty bee.
That's right.

Why am i explaining myself
to you?

You should be
explaining yourself to me.

Oh, i'm sorry.

I thought this office
was vacant.

I'm kitty pimms.
I've just been hired.

By whom?

Woolsey nicholls.

Woolsey?

So you're replacing
kentucky?

A little soon after her death
seems distasteful,

Don't you think?

It does, but it also speaks
to the efficiency

Of your human resources
department.

Mm-hmm.

I wonder how else
you'll be replacing kentucky.

Since i'm a withered hag,

Tattered by every grain of sand
in the hourglass,

Betty's bees still needs
a fresh, young face,

And after what happened
to kentucky,

Well, no one wants
to think about that

When they're buying
lip balm.

Welcome to betty's bees.

Narrator:
Kentucky's affairs were clearly
a bee in betty bee's bonnet.

Oh, i-i just wanted to say
what an honor it is

To be working with you.

Thank you.
Get out.

Narrator:
And so chuck got out.

But the question remained.

Betty bee --
coconspirator or killer?

Kentucky was gonna be
the new face of betty's bees,

Which does
give betty motive.

Being replaced by young
and better-looking always
gives you motive.

But kentucky was sabotaging
betty's bees' trademark,

Which was owned
by woolsey nicholls,

Which gives woolsey motive.

Woolsey's a businessman.

Somebody sabotaged him,

He'd send in a swarm of lawyers,
not bees.

I know.

They were lovers
of the same-sex persuasion,

And the key
is for their love nest.

Mm, we've ruled out
workplace romance.

Oh.

I'll just cross that
off my list, then.

I haven't ruled out
workplace romance.

Emerson: Romance does
give you motive.

Somebody always loving somebody
they shouldn't be loving.

Is that for your aunts?
Mm-hmm.

Extra vanilla.

Narrator: Olive snook
discovered it wasn't vanilla

While delivering pie
to chuck's aunts.

It wasn't the only secret
she would discover that night.

The high doses
of herbal mood enhancers

Not only caused
particularly vivid side effects,

But they also prompted
a confession.

I'm charlotte's mother.

Narrator:
It was a confession

Not even lily's sister, vivian,
had heard,

And to ensure
that she never would,

Lily banished olive
from their lives.

Since both chuck and her mother
were supposed to be dead,

Neither could know
the other was alive.

I don't know
if betty killed kentucky

Or if she didn't kill kentucky,
but i know this.

Betty knows something
about something.

All right, i'll give betty
the shakedown tomorrow.

No. No shaking.

What if someone
from betty's bees

Finds out you're a spy?

Spying is a lot like sabotage
in that they kill you for it.

That's what you do
with spies and saboteurs --

You kill them.

And you don't feel bad because
they're spying and sabotaging.

Ned, they're not gonna kill me
during office hours.

Yeah.

Stop trying to spook
my inside man.

You could die.
And you're already dead.

Told you she wasn't dead.

If i could breathe,
i would vomit.

Olive snook,

Every week
a delicious life-giving pie,

And then nothing
for months.

I thought you were dead,
and so soon after charlotte.

I was beginning to take
everyone's dying personally.

We would have called,

But by the time i knew
we were coming,

Vivian was already
on the bus.

Lily was very tenacious.

She tried to get me to come home
in six consecutive stops.

She insisted on coming
all this way

Just to ask
why you stopped delivering pies.

I'm...

...Really flaky.

That's what i told her!
It's not about the pies,

Although the pies were always
lovely and so vivid.

I got to go get
somebody's, uh, something.

Get outta here.

They're here because you stopped
delivering their special pies.

All this time
i've been making special pies,

And what have you been --

And dosing them
with god knows what

You claim that is vanilla,
but that ain't vanilla.

I'm gonna dose
the both of y'all

With a scoop
of shut-the-fudge-up.

Narrator:
The weight of kept secrets

Had become unbearable
for the pint-sized pie slinger.

Why won't you talk to me?
I thought you were my friend.

Like i said, flaky.

I got something to say.

I'm gonna say it to you
and you and you and your hump.

Narrator:
Olive wanted to let loose

The secrets and lies she'd been
force-fed by her friends --

That chuck was still alive,
that lily was her mother.

But instead
what came out was this...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

[ squeaking ] aah.

What's gotten into you?

I am a sawed-off shotgun
full of secrets!

Did she say she was armed?

No, i don't have a gun.
I am a gun.

At any moment,
truth buckshot

Could come spewing out
of my muzzle.

Look out!
That's enough. That's enough.

Truer words
were never spoken.

This rifle is gonna go away
in a little satin-lined case

With the trigger locked
and the safety on.

� i quit �

I'm quitting you.

And -- and this.
And, you know, all of this.

Olive, you don't have to quit.
You have to calm down.

You want a drink?
Lily, hand me your purse.

I'm not thirsty.

I'm tendering
my resignation.

And resigning my tenders

To the cold, harsh reality
of what's not meant to be.

But you can't just leave.

Vivian, go wait outside.

But --
haven't you caused
enough trouble?

This is your home.
Where will you...Go?

I know a place.

Aunt vivian
used to always say

There's nothing sadder
than an empty birdcage.

Is olive
ever gonna come home?

She didn't say --
wouldn't say.

She just said her apartment was
paid till the end of the year,

And she asked me
to water her plants.

I feel like i broke her.

I enlisted her
to spy on my aunts

And then turned her into
a homeopathic drug mule.

What kind of homeopathic drugs
was she muling?

I baked antidepressants
into their pies

To try to get them
out of the house.

It's something i've always
wanted to do when i was alive,
but i never had the chance.

I...Guess it worked?

I got them out of the house.
Olive got them out of the house.

They got out of the house.

Aunt vivian took the bus.
She never takes the bus.

She thinks
it's too intimate. Hmm.

I wish there was a way
i could thank olive.

You know, today was my first day
at betty's bees,

And that was my first
job interview ever.

I mean, i haven't gone anywhere
with my life,

And this is my second one.

All i have is a fake r�sum�

Filled with things
i've never even done.

I mean,
i've never even lived alone.

[ sighs ]
how long did you live alone?

Long enough.

Don't you think
that's odd?

I think that's really odd --
my entire life.

My aunts swept in
the moment my dad died,

And then you swept in
the moment i died.

You're thinking about
living here now, aren't you?

Yeah.

Well, you hate corduroy
and sleigh-bell slippers,

And...I'll stop
walking in on you

Doing things you don't want me
to know you're doing.

That would never have
happened if you were
wearing your slippers.

It'll be romantic.

I'm confused. More.

More?
More of an explanation.

How is it romantic?

You've got a job
and now you're moving out?

But i didn't get a job.

I'm undercover kitty,
and i'm not moving out.

I'm just moving
next door.

I mean, it's french.

It's very first-class
parisian living.

You know,
his-and-hers suites

And coy midnight knocks
on the door

To share a lover's boudoir.

You'll be knocking?

You can knock, too.

Narrator: This was not romantic
for the pie maker.

Yay. Knocking.

Where's olive?

Narrator: Olive snook was
where lily had taken her.

[ vocalizing, bell chiming ]

[ vocalizing continues ]

Shh!
Shh!

Narrator: It was a place
that valued olive's silence

As much as lily did.

Hello, betty!

A little bee tells me
you've met kitty pimms.

Briefly.

Well, this morning
kitty says to me,

She says, "i want to speak
to betty bee.

Bee-girl to bee-girl, tell her
how much she means to me."

Bless.

Uh, oh!

And, uh, if there's a lull
in the conversation,

You just ask kitty
why she loves bees.

Huh? Oh.
You'll be glad you did.

Thank you.
[ door closes ]

Betty, look.

I know kentucky was
your number-one bee-girl,

And i'm not looking
to replace her.

I just want to live up
to her standard

Of honey harvesting
and sales excellence.

You're not really
going to stand there

And kiss my ass,
are you?

Or didn't woolsey tell you?

He didn't.

How politic.

Tell me what?

Woolsey's acquisition
was a hostile takeover.

No, he didn't mention
the hostile part.

Oh, yes.

The ass
you were just kissing

Is now just the ass
of a retired honey mascot.

That's my new title --
honey mascot/consultant.

It used to be founder
and president.

That would make me
stinging mad.

Eh, i get to keep my old office,
just not my dignity.

When all of your bees die,

It's hard to care
about any of it.

All your bees died?

The colony collapsed.
Mites might have caused it.

In fact, we know they did.

Took over every hive

Not long after woolsey
took over betty's bees.

Might almost be poetic if...
It didn't suck so much.

Narrator: Kentucky didn't
sabotage betty's bees

With a lot of might.

She sabotaged
betty's bees with...

A lot of mites.

It would take a lot of mites
to cause a colony collapse.

Sure does.

I grew up with generations
of those bees.

The first hive
was an infestation

In the corner of my bedroom.

I was 5.

I tried to kill it.

Oh.

I was stopped.

Mother was a methodist, and
daddy was a pragmatist, so...

God put those bees there
for a reason.

They were right.

You lived with bees?
That sounds magical.

We called it
the honey house.

The honey house
is empty now.

We left together,
me and the bees.

Those bees
built betty's bees.

What happened to those bees?
Could it be sabotage?

A conspiracy?

How dramatic.

You think someone
intentionally murdered my bees.

Just a thought.

It wasn't sabotage, kitty.

Sometimes bad things
just happen.

Narrator: Unbeknownst to chuck,
a.K.A. Kitty pimms,

Something bad was about to
"just happen" to her.

Did kentucky talk about
colony collapse?

Is it upsetting?

She tends not to tell me things
if they might be upsetting.

It's when a beehive
becomes inhospitable --

In this case,
infested with mites.

Then all the bees
fly away to die.

It's a natural phenomenon.

Except when a bee company gets
bought out by its chief rival

And its star employee dead,

Then maybe it don't happen
so naturally.

See, kentucky --
she was sabotaging betty's bees,

Which took a lot of might,
as in effort,

And a lot of mites,
as in pests.

She was infecting
the hives.

Somebody found out,
and they killed her for it.

How do you know
she was sabotaging anything?

She confessed.

Before she died.

B-- not to us,
but to a reliable source,

Who wishes
to remain anonymous.

Is your reliable source
betty bee?

What makes you say that?

Well, kentucky
was very close with betty.

They were like sisters

Until someone asked kentucky
to be the new betty.

Chuck: Look, i know it must be
very hard to learn

That your wife was killed
because of sabotage,

But at least
she wasn't cheating on you.

She loved you very, very much,
and she'd never hurt you.

She was the only family
i ever had --

You know that i liked
and liked me.

If i was more comfortable
with you people, i'd cry.

Oh, you can cry.
It's okay.
Thanks.

It is not okay for a
grown-ass man to weep in public

With a bunch of happy families
enjoying pie.

If you can't hold it,

You take your ass
to the men's room

And cry in private
on the toilet...

Like a man!

I need to use
the men's room.
Oh.

Look, i know where betty
put the key.

I can get it tomorrow.

She's not gonna stay
in her office all day.

Hmm.

What?

I thought you was
gonna start squawking

About how dangerous
it'd be to go back.

Squawk, squawk.
[ chuckles ]

I'm not gonna wag my finger
if that's what you expect.

It's chuck's life,
and she can live it
however she'd like.

[ clears throat ]

I can't expect her to sit
inside all day and...

Hide!

No, i don't need to --

Woman, hide your ass!

Oh, vivian.
I didn't know you were here.

Um, we're just closing up.

There.
All closed.

There's still people
inside.

Cleaning crew.
How are you?

To be honest, i wasn't craving
pie, i was craving company.

Lily absconded with herself.

First time in 30 years
i don't know where she is.

I didn't know
where else to go.

It's all right.

I'm sure lily will be back.

Oh, yes.

Though i don't know
about olive,

And then, of course,
there's charlotte.

Everyone seems to be leaving me.
Home is my haven now.

Everything there just reminds me
of everything not there.

Chuck.

I mean...Charlotte.

Her room
is how she left it --

Clothes in the closet,
her books on the shelves...

Her special pillow
still at the head of the bed.

I didn't know
she had a special pillow.

It was her father's.

I'm sure it's teeming
with fungus

And microscopic bugs that
feed on flakes of human skin,

But she was fond of it.

I know you loved having
charlotte safe at home,

Smiling on the other side
of the room, but she's gone.

She's moved out.

Hmm?

I mean, on.
She's moved on.

Maybe it's time for you
to move on

And...Get rid of that pillow.

Narrator:
As the pie maker considered
chuck's worldly belongings

And how vivian
clinged to them...

[ bell chimes ]

...Olive was clinging
to her own.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh...
Mother superior?

Hi.

I have been here
for a day

And was told the porter
would come for my things.

Do i need to tell him
what room i'm in?

The poor, sister.

The poor will come
for your belongings --

Part of your vow
of poverty.

I thought that was
a temporary vow

Since i'm only gonna be
a temporary nun.

Uh, don't you have some kind
of storage facility?

This is your home
for as long as you're here,

And as long as you're here,
you will live as a nun.

But i like my belongings.

That's why they belong to me.
[ chuckles ]

I want to be poor
in other ways.

We offer sanctuary,

But it doesn't come
without a price.

Work hard,
and you will see results.

Commit yourself,

And you may even find
that you wish to stay.

Like a gym membership.
I can cancel at any time?

God...

In his wisdom,
has led you here.

Take refuge and hide...

Your secret
from the world.

And once your baby is born,

You can return
to the outside world.

Oh. Whoa.
Hold that pregnant pause.

[ chuckles ]
i'm not with child.

Unless
it's immaculate conception

Or i wore
a strange man's underwear.

I just assumed
based on who brought you here.

This is where lily came
to have chuck?

Ah, here come the poor.

Come, help yourselves.
Help yourselves.

Um, no, i --
look at this.

No.
I-i really.
Look at that
beautiful case.

I really am --
i'll just take this.

What a surprise that'll be
when you get home.

Hey, listen, poor kid.
You get --

My -- my couch.

Uh, is betty in?

She's on a call.
Can i take a message?

Ned, what are you
doing here?

Filing, fielding calls,
making coffee.

What happened to betty's
old assistant, giancarlo?

He had to, um, scoot.

Narrator: What happened
to giancarlo was this --

After eating a slice of pie

From what he believed was
a secret admirer in accounting,

Giancarlo experienced
what could best be described

As extreme intestinal distress.

[ groaning ]

You pruned his pie?

Sent him home
with the scoots.

Then i hid
in human resources,

Waited for them to call
happy time temp agency,

Then i called
happy time temp agency,

Canceled the order,

And showed up with a smile
and a pleasant attitude.

I think that's the most
romantic thing i've ever heard.

[ beeping ]

He is stalking you.

You don't think
i'm stalking you?

I'd be a hypocrite to judge you
for dosing someone's pie.

Why?
Are you stalking me?

That depends.

Now that we're living
our new parisian lifestyle,

Does that mean i can't be close
when danger's afoot?

I feel safer
now that you're here.

Then this isn't stalking.

[ loudly ] it's just good,
old-fashioned chivalry.

[ chuckles ]

[ door opens ]

Walk with me.

Cancel all my appointments.
I'm leaving early.

I've got one more thing
to do.

Have my car waiting
for me downstairs.

Narrator:
With the pie maker serving
the perfect distraction...

Chuck beelined
for the stolen bee key.

[ bee buzzing ]

She found the bee key
exactly where betty bee put it.

Then she made an equally
important discovery...

Of a different kind...

...Before she herself
was discovered.

[ bees buzzing ]

Aah!

[ gasps ]

Chuck!

[ bees buzzing ]

I told you
this was dangerous.

Just because
you're alive again

Doesn't mean
you can't be dead again.

There's a reason i don't let
digby play in traffic.

I suppose
we can talk about this later.

Why are you point--
why is she pointing at me?

Why you -- why you
rolling her toward me?!

Because you're
in front of the door!

I -- oh.

Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.

Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.

Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.

Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.

Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.

[ exhales deeply ]

[ grunts ]

What happened to you?

Narrator:
What happened was this --

The beeman
was not composed of bees.

The drones nested
around their queen,

Safe inside the beeman's mouth.

Aah!

When he spat the queen,

She signaled her drones to
attack any perceived predator.

Aah!
But unlike kentucky fitz,

Chuck kept a cool head
and an open mouth.

She was not perceived
as a predator, but a nest.

Look.

That's betty bee
as a little girl.

Well, either she was an
unfortunately hairy child, or --

Betty bee
is the terrifying beeman.

Wasn't she with you?

She didn't get off the elevator
with me.

She must have
come back up here

To wiggety-whack you
for being a spy.

Like she wiggety-whacked
kentucky.

Well, my wiggety wasn't whacked.
And i got the bee key.

That's a house key.

I know what house
it goes to.

Narrator: As chuck followed
the bee key that was key,

Olive snook
followed her homesick heart

To the confessional.

Forgive me, father,

For i am going to file
a police report

On all my worldly
possessions.

I know it's greedy
and wrathful,

But there's been
a miscommunication.

And since
we're discussing it,

I'm not really
belonging here.

Aha!
I knew you'd lapse.

You!

You have some crust
coming in here like that.

How long
have you been lurking?

I've been lurking since
you walked through those gates.

I had to make sure
you didn't get any ideas

In that nubbin of yours
about leaving.

Ohh!

It's your fault
i'm here --

You and your damn --
hail, mary -- secrets!

I spent so much time praying,
i've run out of things to say.

I'm having awkward silences
with god!

I want to go home.

Where's home?

[ scoffs ]
back to slinging pies?

Where you spend
every waking minute praying

That the man you worship will
show you some sign of his love?

You can do that here...

And commiserate.

These nuns
aren't my people.

Unless you're telling me
"flibbertigibbet"

Is a title of respect.

You know things about me
nobody knows.

This place knows things
about me nobody knows.

Like that you holidayed here
30 years ago

And found a baby
in a cabbage patch.

And by "cabbage patch,"
i mean your lady parts.

[ sighs ]

Vivian can never know
about that.

She thought
i was in paris,

Apprenticing
in a world-class fromagerie.

Why don't you
just tell her?

Charlotte's father, my lover,
was vivian's fianc�.

You did not just tell me
another secret!

[ exhales sharply ]

You're a homewrecker, too!

Jiminy crispy.

Don't "jiminy crispy" me.

Chuck thinks her mother died
during childbirth.

I mean, according to vivian,

Chuck -- charlotte thought her
mother died during childbirth.

Well, it doesn't matter
what charlotte thought.

She's dead now.

Oh, look at you all pious.

[ scoffs ]

You'd think you'd fit right in
in a nunnery.

Hell, it might even
do you some good.

Who are you --
the good-for-me police?

Oh, come on.

That epic tanty you pitched
back at the pie hole --

That wasn't all my doing.

I realize i have
some man issues to sort out.

So, sort them out.

Sort them out here,
where men won't be an issue.

Stay as long as you like...
Until your head is clear.

Narrator:
But olive feared lily's idea
of "as long as you like"

Was considerably longer
than hers.

[ bell chimes ]

39 miles away,
north by northeast,

The private detective,
the pie maker, and chuck

Climbed a windy road to
the childhood home of betty bee,

A home
that was supposed to be vacant.

But the home
was not vacant at all.

[ bees buzzing ]

Chuck: That colony collapse
was a hoax.

Ned: Her bees didn't die.
She stole them.

Damn.

You know,
suddenly a crazy cat lady

Don't seem so crazy no more.

[ bee buzzing ]

So kentucky helped betty
steal betty's bees,

They fake
a colony collapse,

And get away with conspiracy,
sabotage, and grand theft.

But why would betty
want to kill kentucky?

Maybe she didn't kill
kentucky.

Woolsey
handpicked kentucky

To be the new face
of betty's bees,

And then she betrayed him.

Yep, she sabotaged his company
and stole his bees.

She played him
like boo-boo the fool.

Betty:
Boo-boo had it coming.
Eh!

Woolsey tells me
i'm too old

And slaps my name
on an inferior product.

Did you know
there's now 60% less honey

In all betty's bees' honey-based
products, including honey?

Fine.

He wants the company,
he can have it.

But i'll be damned
if he can have my bees.

Hello, kitty.

And you.
You're not a temp.

Who are you people?

We're private investigators
hired by kentucky's husband

To find her killer.

There is no killer.
That's what the police told me.

Can't prosecute
a swarm of bees for murder.

You can prosecute
woolsey nicholls.

I loved kentucky
like a sister.

But if i told the police
that woolsey killed her

Because we were sabotaging
his company,

I would go to jail
a lot longer

Than woolsey ever would
for murder.

Jail might be
a safer place for you.

Betty, i was attacked in
your office by a swarm of bees,

And i think those bees
were meant for you.

Ned: If you loved kentucky
like a sister,

You have to tell the police
what you know.

You can't let woolsey
get away with murder.

Woolsey is
gonna get away with murder.

Unless you can pull
his dna off one of those bees.

Ohh. Tsk.

Oh.

Emerson:
Please don't get up.

Allow me
to introduce myself.

My name is emerson cod.
I'm a private investigator.

I'd like to ask you
a few questions

About the murder
of kentucky fitz.

Kentucky wasn't murdered.

The swarm chased her to her car
all the way from the colony.

That swarm followed her
all the way from you,

And you tried to kill betty
the same way,

Except that wasn't betty
in her office.

This is the queen-bee case
that you spat at me

When you were covered
in bees.

We found it outside
betty's office under a swarm.

And if we tested it
for spittle,

I'm sure
we'd find plenty of yours.

Ha ha ha.

Well, i have no idea
what you're talking about.

Hmm.

[ bee buzzing ]

Narrator:
The facts were these --

Woolsey nicholls was madly
in love with kentucky fitz.

The operative word was "madly."

Betty bee was a withered hag

By the mere fact
that she wasn't kentucky.

Shortly after kentucky

Gratefully accepted
woolsey's offer

To become the new face
of betty's bees,

He discovered
her gratitude was insincere

And her intention was sabotage.

Infected bees were found
in kentucky's possession.

She was smuggling mite-infested
bees into his new colony.

Betrayed and brokenhearted,
but not sloppy,

Woolsey dealt with kentucky
using a means

That would also imply
accidental death.

Woolsey nicholls confessed
to the murder of kentucky fitz

And attempted murder
of betty bee.

[ whistling ]

He never knew
the colony collapse was a hoax

Or that betty
had stolen back her bees.

Since kentucky fitz
was like a sister to betty bee,

Betty bee was like a sister
to dusty fitz

And made him her new partner.

Realizing that his colony
had not collapsed,

But had merely expanded
into his-and-her suites,

The pie maker labored to make
chuck's suite feel like home.

Are those my books?

And my furniture and...

[ gasps ]

My special pillow.

How --

Welcome home.

Narrator: And so the pie maker
had come to understand

Home did not mean four walls

And a door
you never walk out of.

Home was a feeling
of where you belong.

For emerson cod,
home was "lil' gum shoe,"

The tale of a girl
whose father couldn't find her,

So she had to find him.

Mr. Cod insists
it's a work of fiction.

But if published,

It could serve
as a how-to manual

For an audience of one.

For olive snook,

Home was the place
she hoped to find herself

And perhaps find new friends
with not so many secrets.

Hiya, pigby.
[ snorts ]

For lonely tourist
charlotte charles, a.K.A. Chuck,

Home was where
the pie maker was.

And this home was a place

The pie maker's father,
who abandoned him,

Would return to...

Even if the pie maker
never knew he was there.