All language subtitles for Love.Island.Australia.S05E14.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH[EZTVx.to]_track3_eng

♪ You gotta work
If you really want it

♪ You gotta believe
Yeah, you gotta own it... ♪

NARRATOR: 'Previously
on Love Island Australia...'

♪ No, I never stop... ♪
'..a shocking villain era twist...'

Oh, my God!
'..saw new boy, Andy...'

Hello, ladies.
ALL:Hi.

'..romance the girls...'
You are gorgeous, by the way.

Thank you.
You're really gorgeous yourself.

Would you be open?
SHE LAUGHS

My head was so solid until today.
'..and make a steal.'

Nakia.

Kale, unfortunately,
you have been left single,

and you are now dumped.

NARRATOR: 'We're really gonna miss
you, Spinach.'

'Tonight...'

Everything she said's just gone.
Like, it meant nothing.

NAKIA:I didn't pick this.

This is not me
showing my true colours.

'It's still...'
..the villain era.

NARRATOR: 'And it's got
the Islanders feeling... daring...'

You guys, I hope
it was an innocent bloody kiss.

'..dangerous...'

I am the villain of villain era
right now.

My interest levels are up
with Savanah.

You're such a smooth talker.

Like, I hear you say things,
and I'm like, "Oh, that was hot."

SHE LAUGHS
SARCASTICALLY

'..and downright dastardly.'

I get what I want,
and Georgia's what I want.

So, yeah, I'm coming for it.

♪ It's just another
One of those days... ♪

It's time to meet Andy.

You have selected Savanah and Nakia
as your top two girls,

but you can only couple up with one.

The girl I'd like to couple up with
is...

♪ Our love was always dead... ♪
..Nakia.

♪ So don't try... ♪

The boy that is left single tonight
will be dumped from the villa.

♪ To play me like a fool
Cos I've been a fool... ♪

Kale, unfortunately,
you have been left single,

and you are now dumped.

How do you feel about it all?

I've never lied
when I've said any of it.

Yeah.
♪ Cos I'm better off as one... ♪

I love you, Kale.
Bye, Kale.

SHE EXHALES SHARPLY

This morning when the girls left,
out of anything that could happen,

those two had the most security.
Yeah.

We just feel like he's been lied to.
We think... yeah.Yeah.

And Nakia also told Kale that
she would leave if this happened.

She said she'd leave.
She said they were end game.

Kale and Nakia was so solid
right up until this point,

and then she has a two-minute
conversation with another guy.

Then it's, "Oh, yeah, you know,
maybe I'm not exclusive any more.

"Maybe I'm not gonna leave the villa
if he leaves,"

and everything she said's just gone,
like it meant nothing.

I love Nakia, but I do think

that she didn't tell Andy
how closed off...

No, she didn't.
But she also...

I saw the way her eyes lit up
when she saw Andy.

She can't help her feelings,

but for that to change
in a matter of hours today,

I didn't think Nakia was that type
of girl that would do that.

I just feel like
our brother's being done, like,

absolutely fucking dirty.

I can't...
I can't look at her for now.

I dunno if that'll change,

but I feel like
all the boys are in the same boat.

I feel bad for Nakia cos the boys
are gonna give it to her, I reckon.

I won't let them give it to her.
Yeah, I know.

I understand what she's saying.
Yeah.

The boys don't see it as that, and
that's why I'm worried about her.

The boys are fucking...
brain-dead apes, aren't they?

I don't think this is bad
that Nakia isn't leaving with Kale

as everyone says it is.

She met a guy that she likes
this morning, and he chose her.

So what is she meant to do about it?
It's Love Island.

The worst part about it is I said,

"Oh, so do you wanna explore it
romantically with Andy?"

And she said, "Yeah."

She goes, "Well, Kale's gone."
She said, "Well, Kale's gone."

BOYS:Oh.
ZAC:I ain't even looking at her.

Like, the bed's not even cold yet,
and she's already saying

that she's gonna
romantically move on cos he's gone.

If there was a real connection
with Nakia and Kale,

I feel like Nakia
would've 100% left, and she didn't.

So... actions speak louder
than words.

Yeah, yeah.
I didn't pick this. I didn't...

Yeah, no. I...This is
not me showing my true colours.

100%.
I didn't fucking go up there...

I'm not...
SHE GRUNTS

Don't need to start...
Fuck, like, don't...

You don't need to be angry. This....

But I'm angry that
that's what's being said about me.

Like, I'm not... I'm not...
This is not what I did.

I didn't do this.
I know that. I know that, like...

Yeah.
What made you stay?

Because I felt something with him,
with Andy.

That's fair enough.
And I...

I feel like I would regret it
if I didn't at least...

Give him time of day.
..give him my time, I mean.

100%.And it sucks that it was
at the expense of Kale leaving.

Yeah, and you didn't know that.
It wasn't meant to be.

You know what I man?
Like, fucking don't sweat on it.

Don't get me wrong, like,
it is hard for all of us to see.

Yeah, I get it.
But the thing is, though...

It's not your relationship.
It won't ruin anything you've got.

It sucks he's leaving,
but you can see him on the outside.

He's not dead.
I know. Like...

Cos that fucking ain't nice

for anyone to have to deal
with that shit.

OK?
Yeah.

Do you want a hug?

No.
OK.

I just feel like
everyone's so angry at me.

SHE SIGHS
Just makes you feel really shit.

So, a new bomb in the villa.

Yeah. How was it?
How was your chat with him, though?

It was, like, fine.
Yeah.

Like, we talked.
I do find him, like, attractive.

Of course.
He's probably the normal type,

like, on the outside
that I go for normally.

Yeah, you go for,
with the nice mo and shit.

I do. Oh, I do. I do love a mo.
I was like, "Oh, he's got the mo."

Did you say that?
I immediately said that.

I was so relieved
when Georgia came in, you know.

I get to just continue to explore
what we've got going on.

Seeing you come through, honestly,

like, you can probably see
I was, like...

You were so happy.
You looked me, you went...

SHE EXHALES

Told him
that you were with me and...

Oh, he asked, like,
who I was coupled up with.

I was like,
"Yeah, like, I'm with Nate."

"We've been together
for, what, two days now?"

And, like...
THEY GIGGLE

I was saying, like,
our connection's, like,

developing quite nicely,
like, naturally.Yeah, yeah.

Like, it's... yeah.
That's good. I'm glad.Yeah.

Georgia brings out a different side
of me that, like,

I haven't really been able
to, like, show in this villa.

Like, you know, I can get
a bit, like, giddy and stuff,

and, like, I'm liking
where it is with Georgia.

Like, we get along super well.
Like, I can be my complete self.

So it's... it's great.

We were literally like,

"All right, two female bombshells
coming to the villa."

We thought that as well.

We're like, "It's due," but I only
just came in two days ago, so...

I know but...
What? You want more bombshells?

No, I'm not asking for it.
I'm not asking for it.

I said I was happy.
OK.

I said I was happy.
I was like, it's gonna be hard.

It's gonna be hard to get
a better bombshell.Yeah.

It would be.
Yeah. Damn right.

Fuck, yeah, it would be.
100%.

Especially for me.
Impossible, actually.

Of course. Impossible.

'New boy Andy unwittingly dived
into villain era

'and tore apart Nakia and Kale
AND me and my kale puns.

'Now everyone's carrying
heavy emotional "cabbage". '

Just like... Fuck.

I had no idea
how deep they were into the...

their relationship, their couple
that... like, I didn't...

This is the thing, though,
back here, like...

Yeah, they were in deep.

They also knew each other
for, like, a week.

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

Given the reaction, I know
there was some kind of feelings.

I feel bad because
no matter how you look at it,

I was the thing that divided it,
you know what I mean?

Yeah, OK.
I get what you're saying.Yeah.

I know that
I didn't do anything wrong,

but at the same time,
it's still, like,

an uncomfortable situation
to walk into.

Yeah, I think
it was just because, last night,

they both said to each other
if one of them left,

they'll leave with them.

Mm!
That's why... That's why...

Mm-mm.
That's the drama.

So now it makes sense to you
why everyone's like...

Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a different...

That changes the ball game
a little bit.

It makes me more empathetic,
and I'm more understanding of why

the reactions were
the way they were.

That's a wild card thrown in.

You sure you don't want a tea?
NAKIA:No, thank you.

How we doing over here?
Good (!)

Great (!)
Great (!)

Yeah, just outstanding, I'm sure (!)

'I have nothing but respect
for Nakia.'

It doesn't change
the way I feel about her.

It more just changed
kind of my understanding

of what had happened
and the reactions that were had.

Obviously, I know this is difficult.

I tried to give you
a little bit of space

cos I didn't wanna be
just in your face.

It's, like, nothing to do with you
at all. Like...

Yeah. I'm not upset you picked me
at all. I'm happy you did.

I just feel overwhelmed because,
like, obviously, I didn't expect it.

I didn't expect to come back,
and he's just gone.Yeah.

Erm...
SHE EXHALES

..and then, like, just the boys
hating on me, pissing me off.

Which is brutal.
Like, this was my decision.Yeah.

Like, I did this.
Yeah.

You know what I mean?
You didn't do anything wrong.Yeah.

So one thing I definitely have
to ask, though...Yeah.

..because somebody did mention
that you guys had told each other

that if one of you guys leaves that
the other person would go with them.

Yeah, yeah.
It was literally last night.

OK.
In bed. It was, like, the...

It wasn't even a deep conversation.
It was the quickest thing ever.

He just basically rolled over to me,
and he was like,

"I just feel like if
someone came in here, and I got..."

Oh, no, "If you got, like,
picked you, and you got dumped,

"I'd walk with you."
Ah.

And I was, like, "Yeah, same."

And yeah,
I understand why they're upset

because it's kind of me
going back on my word.

But I didn't... I didn't say it
like a lie. It wasn't a lie.

I didn't think that
there would be anyone in here

that would potentially turn my head.
Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.
Until I met you.Oh.

THEY LAUGH

That's sounded like a fucking line
out of a... out of a corny movie.

It did, didn't it?
But hey, made me feel good, so...

I just... I... Yeah.I mean, I'm...
Obviously, I'm glad that you did.

It is what it is now.
I can't change it.

What a day.

♪ It's no question
We've got a vibe... ♪

Chatting with Nakia tonight,

I mean, I definitely think
that there's a spark there.

I don't know why I thought
you coming in would be like,

we'd have a good night! You know?

Why did...
Why did anyone think that?

I don't know.
I don't know.

It's such a relief that I'm vibing
with Andy after everything,

like, it just makes it feel like
at least I didn't...

At least Kale didn't leave
for no reason.

Here we are.
Yeah.

♪ What you waiting for?
Come on, make your move. ♪

Shit moves so fast in here.
I bet.

'Things go fast,
but inflatable flamingos

'constantly moving into shot
go slo-o-w. Pinky!

'Having survived the fire pit,

'Trent uses top secret code to say,
"Can I pull you for a chat?"

'to Georgia, who uses top secret
code to say, "Yeah, all right." '

I'm so relieved I'm staying in.

After everything went down
down by the fire pit,

I feel like
I've got unfinished business.

Is Nate your usual type?

He actually isn't my normal type.
Yeah, I didn't think that.

Personality-wise, he is, though.

Like, he's really sweet.
Like, you know?

Why? What do you think is
my normal type?Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. Me, for sure.

Think you?
Nah.

And what have you got to bring
to the table?Heaps.

So much. Really?
You need a funny guy in your life.

I do love a funny guy.
I'm funnier than Nate.

Mm.I feel like cos we're coupled
up, we've been talking a lot, so...

Yeah. You look, like, closed off.

Do I?
Yeah, 100%

OK.
I am not closed off.

If I had the choice,

I would choose you over Sav
in a heartbeat right now.

I just feel like...
yeah, I can't fake it with Sav.

I needed a breakthrough,
and I thrive best under pressure,

so I feel like
if I've got something to chase,

like Georgia,
like something that I want,

um, I usually get what I want, so...

You're naturally beautiful.
Thank you.

That's, like, a huge thing.
Yeah. Thank you.

Massive.
Thank you.

Lips natural?
No.

Yeah. One mil?
Got a bit of filler in there.

Yeah, probably near one mil.

Suit your face, yeah.
Yeah, I think so as well.

I don't like, um...

I hate, like, fake boobs.
I've got fake boobs.

Do you?
Yeah.

Do you?
Yeah.

Really?
Yeah.

No, you don't. Do you?
I do.

You can't tell at all.
I'm like, that's fucking...

You should be able to...

You should be able
to try before, like...

I dunno,
free the nip so that we can see.

Fuck.
It's not a deal-breaker, but fuck.

That's fine.
You wanna take it back, or...?

THEY LAUGH
How do I undo that?

I love fake boobs.
SHE LAUGHS

After that, I feel really confident
between Georgia and I.

I feel like we're moving
in the right direction, big time.

Where is everyone?
Do you reckon they went to bed?

Oh, what?
How long were we out there for?

Talking about fake boobs and...

♪ I've never felt feelings so strong
This is new... ♪

You all good, bro?
I don't know where the room is.

♪ You wanna dive in, deep end
If you want it... ♪

Meow!
Argh!

LAUGHTER

♪ I'm all in... ♪

What a night, guys.

♪ We can hide it, deny it

♪ If you wanna, we can dive in

♪ I'm all in
We can fall in love... ♪

Going to bed tonight,

I do feel more confused
than I did yesterday.

Yesterday, I felt
very, like, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate.

And now I've got, like, Trent
at the back of my mind as well.

I'm a bit confused.

Fully into it, bro.
Yeah, dude.

♪ We can fall in love... ♪

Night.
SHE LAUGHS

And just like that...

Right.
Here we are.

Sharing a bed with Andy tonight
is gonna be a massive change,

but I am excited as well.

Like, it's a new opportunity,

and yeah, I'm not mad about laying
next to a literally perfect human.

One time, a girl said, "You give off
kinda like vanilla vibes."

SHE LAUGHS

Ouch.

I definitely think
I made the right decision.

Nakia was the first one
that stuck out to me.

Besides being beautiful,
the conversation flowed so easy.

You know, when the time's right,

hopefully, we can get
a little bit closer.

♪ You wanna dive in

♪ Deep end
If you want it, we can try it

♪ I'm all in

♪ Faces saying we can hide it
Deny it

♪ If you wanna, we can dive in

♪ I'm all in
We can fall in love. ♪

'The Islanders awake
after a good sleep,

'except for Zac and Lucinda,

'who've been kissing
for eight hours straight.

'Good morning, Savanah.
I said good morning, Savanah.'

Good morning.
'Thank you!'

'OK, you've got a full day
of love and betrayal ahead,

'so make your bed,
then you can lie in it. Chop-chop!'

Abby sleeps on that side,
Reid sleeps on that side.

I told him, "You haven't made
the bed since you've been here."

He goes,
"Yeah, I make it every day."

That's a blatant lie.
It's so bizarre.

'That would give me the ick.'

We're not 1950s housewives any more.

To be fair,
he is making me a coffee.

But, like, Ben would help me make
the bed and would make me a coffee.

Aidan.
What?

Do you know that
Tyra makes the bed every morning?

She thinks that you don't know.
Tyra, your coffee's there, babe.

Oh, thank you so much.

We'll have to make a deal
where, like, I know you...

You get the coffee, though. So...
Ben did both.

HE LAUGHS
SARCASTICALLY

Honestly, I don't think
I'm that high-maintenance,

just help me make the bed,
or at least offer.

It's the principle of it.

The bar's not that high,
to be completely honest.

Me and Aidan are OK.

I don't know if I'm feeling the
pressure from being voted, like,

like top two favourite couples,
but I don't feel drawn to him.

Like...You don't feel drawn to
Aidan like you did with Ben?No.

Like, I don't really wanna
go hang out with him,

I'm not excited to get into bed
with him.

I think
Aidan's actually kind of immature.

I know he's, like, 29.
I just get immature vibes.

The thing that I don't want to do
with Aidan is force anything,

and I feel like I'm trying to make
myself feel a certain way

that I just simply am not.

Um, things are going, like,
pretty well for me, I feel.

Like, with Nate,
obviously, we got coupled up,

and things have been moving
steadily,

like, in the right direction,
I feel.

But I did have a chat with Trent
as well last night,

and we do vibe, like, a lot.

I can... It sounds really stupid,

but I can see him integrating to my
family well, like, quite well.Wow.

That's a big bomb to drop.
Good on her, though.

Hopefully, he puts in more effort
with her than he did with me.

I just feel like what we had at the
beginning was really, really good,

and we had
a good couple of weeks and stuff,

but he's not very good at,
like, putting in effort.

Like, I really need
somebody to give me all that

and, like, reassurance...
and he can't do that.

♪ That's when we come alive

♪ That's when we come alive... ♪

How are you Trent?
I'm good.

How are you?
Yeah, I'm good.

I feel like we both know why
we're at the fire pit.

I think we both...

THEY LAUGH
Um...

I can tell that, like,
there's no effort going into this.

Yeah.And if people put in effort,
it's cos they want to.

Yeah, absolutely.And they care
about what's happening.

Yeah.And, like,
that hasn't been happening.

I feel like... I feel like we did
have something for a few days.

Oh, we did. Absolutely, I agree.

I don't regret anything. I thought
it was like...No. But, um...

Trent, I love you...
Yeah.

..as a mate. We are so totally
flogging a dead horse here.

I know, I know.

And I was I was gonna pull you
for this chat today.Yeah.

There's been a couple of good days
where we've been really close

and probably a little bit romantic,
but then there's been other days

where it's just like
nothing but a friendship,

just a laugh with a friend.

I don't feel like one or the other's
done wrong by the other person.

I don't think that at all.
I don't think that at all.

I think it's just like, we can both
tell that something is dying.

Yeah. I just feel like...
we've made the right call.

Yeah, I think so, too.

I don't think Trent knows
what he needs from a relationship.

And I feel like that was clear
from his first one with Tia

and his second one with me.

'So, good luck
to whoever gets Trent.'

Go, Georgia. Go all in, girl.
If you like him, go for it.

MUSIC: 'Con La Mano Arriba'
by Nicolas Cantor

'Oh, sultry Spanish salsa music -
timely, too,

'as the boys impress
the ladies with their moves.

'Pinky is "perrrr-ving".
Ha! Fair enough.

'And new boy Andy's doing
the chest press cha-cha!

'Uncle Sam would be so proud.'

New boy in the gym.

Oh, this is fun.
Just got a new membership.

I wonder
how much the sign-up fee was.

Andy is doing America
so fucking proud.

Oh, that man is literally made
from the Gods himself.Yeah.

Do you think
Andy's better looking than Kale?

I do.Do you?
100%.

SHE GASPS

See, I actually think
Kale's better-looking than Andy.

Do you?
Yeah.

Kale's personality, like, made him
even more gorgeous.Mm.

Do you wanna go over there?
Yeah.

I'll go over there with you.

'I just feel bad for Kale.'

I just don't really understand how
someone can switch up so quickly.

I'm just trying to work out
the whole situation today.

It seems weird.
Mm.

I think I'm just shocked
at the whole Nakia situation.

WHISPERING:They were both
so into each other.Were they?

WHISPERING:I don't think they were.

They said they were, like...
they said they were end game.

Yeah. Yeah.

With Nakia's reaction last night,

I just don't think that
she cares that much about Kale.

And I feel like I'm just stating
out the obvious, to be honest.

Yeah, Kale and I were coupled up
for, like, what, a week-and-a-half.

That's not a lot.
No.

I mean, shit, you haven't even gone
grocery shopping.Right?

What if I don't like the food
he puts in the fucking cart?

Yeah.
Ick.

Terrible. That's what I'm saying.

I don't necessarily say I get
the ick easy, like, where I'm like,

just, like, off of someone.
Mm.

But I get the, "Ugh."
"Ugh," yeah. So do I.

OK, the other thing about me that
you definitely need to know...Mm.

..is I have, like, an extreme case
of being a people pleaser.

Oh. Ew.Did you say, "Ew"?
Yeah.

Why is that so "ew"?

I know there's flaws behind it,

but maybe that's how
a couple's supposed to be.

One person needs to be, like...
Yeah, you can please everyone,

I'll just...When my food gets
brought out wrong at the restaurant,

you're gonna have to tell 'em
that it's wrong.Oh, I will.

And I won't.
Really?

I've been brought out
the wrong meal,

and I'm just like,
"Ah, this looks good, too. Fine."

Hell, no. If I'm paying for
something, I'm getting what I want.

I'm kinda just going with the flow.
Life's...

Oh, no!
Life's good.

So I have to be Karen?

But don't be too Karen
cos then I'll, "Ugh!"

"Ugh!" I will throw up in my mouth.

Yeah, Nakia and I, I mean,
it's just super easy with her.

It's super fun, like,
it's really nice to see

how to how easy
you can chat with somebody

cos I don't think that
that's that common.

'I'm a people pleaser, too.
Is this line going OK?

'You probably want story.
I can do that.

'Um... Abby doesn't know
where Reid's head is at.

'No wonder!
The guy doesn't even know

'which part of the protein shaker
to drink from.'

What's happening?
Not much. How are you feeling?

Good.
Good?

Good. Bit tired after that
but I'm feeling good.

So, like, how are you feeling
about, like, me?

Yeah, obviously,
I'm still wanting to, um...

continue to get to know you
more and more,

I know
it's been just over a week now.

Yeah.
A week and a couple of days.

Like, this is just how I'm feeling,

but I just feel like
you're not that into me.

I wouldn't say I'm not
that into you. I would say...

Like, I feel like
I don't get anything from you

to make me feel like
you like me at all.

Yeah.

Well, I'm... Yeah, I'll...
I'll be perfectly honest.

I'm not too sure of...

my feelings for you cos
it's like, I look for that spark,

and I look for that thing
that grabs me straight away.

Yeah.Where it's
an unexplainable sort of feeling.

But yeah, I'm just not,
I'm just not really feeling that...

SHE SIGHS

Mm.How are you feeling?
Kind of shit now.

Kinda shit now? Yeah.
Yeah.

Oh, well.
Mm.

SAVANAH:At least the sun's out
today, you guys.

That's, like...
Oh, that's something positive.

Look on the bright side.

SHE SCOFFS

So, what, do you want me to just,
like, give you space now, or...?

I think, yeah,
I think a little bit of space.

A bit more space.Yeah.
You know what I'm not talking about.

It's hard to gauge the space amount

cos it's not really a thing that
you can really gauge, but...Mm.

Right.
Mm-hm.

For her to hear me out and not react
too irrational was... was good.

She handled it like a champ.

All right.

SHE SIGHS

SHE CLEARS THROAT

Is it a bandaid on your knee?
What?

No, I slipped down a driveway,
and I cut myself.

It's in the perfect shape
of a bandaid.Yeah.

♪ You shake me to break me

♪ I know I'm running out

♪ Of time to remind you

♪ These things I'm singing out... ♪

But, anyway, talk soon.
Exactly, yeah.

Are you OK, bubs?
What's the matter?

What happened?

What happened?

Reid, Reid, Reid.

I knew it.
What?

Did you have a good chat?
No, she's crying.

Oh, sorry. I didn't realise
you were crying, babes.

What d'you mean, "You knew it"?
You knew what?

Just, like, I'm not feeling it.
He said he's not feeling it?

She took it really well.
OK, cool.

She took it super well.

SHE SNIFFS
I just feel so embarrassed.

SHE INHALES

Like, of course
the hot, tall guy doesn't like me.

And I laid it out softly to her.
Yeah, of course.

That's the only way I can do it.
Yep.

She's...
She's done nothing wrong at all.

SHE CRIES

He was obsessed with you.
This is like D-day!

What's... What's happened here?

Reid's told Abby
that he's not in it any more.

Really? What the fuck?

TYRA:That was not on my bingo card
this week.

Oh, my God, no.

Everything that's come out
of his mouth is just bullshit, then.

Yeah.You saying that you are
waiting for that spark, then, like,

what was the first two days?

You were all over me.

It feels like he was just doing it
so he could stay in the game.

Mm, that felt good, and hopefully...
it's like, it's convenient timing

because we're probably expecting
a female bomb...

Yeah, oh, mate, 100%.

Someone's gonna come in
because there's too many.

There's too many of us that are...
Too many men. Too many, many men.

REID CHUCKLES

I don't think in here this is the
right place for him to meet someone

because it doesn't seem like
he puts in effort

with anyone that he's been with
in here, like...

I feel like all the boys show off
in front of each other,

and that's, like,
their number one priority.

SAVANAH:Freaking weird.
It's so much like high school.

It's like they've put us in a group

with the most
emotionally unintelligent people

I've ever met in my life.

BOTH CHANTING:
We need some more girls in here.

We need some more girls in here.

♪ I can't explain

♪ The ways you kill me slowly

♪ You know I've had enough. ♪

My eyeballs probably look
like foreskin now.

When I cry, they blow up,
and they just look like foreskins.

♪ Cuando empece en este juego
Me creia el mero mero

♪ El peleonero que tiraba lirica
Con fuego... ♪

SPANISH RAP PLAYS

'How do you like my rapping?
I think I sound all right.

'Rapping in Spanish
is actually pretty easy

'once you know how to rap...
and speak Spanish.

'Now, when this show is over-dubbed
for the Latin market,

'what Nate says next
will sound more like...

IN DEEP VOICE: '..tengo un texto.'

PHONE CHIMES

EXCLAMATIONS,
CHUCKLING

SHOUTING:I got a text.
Fucking hell.

EXCLAMATIONS
Oh, my God.

READS ALOUD:

CHEERING

Hashtag "♪officepolitics".
Hashtag "♪bossbitches".

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, my God.

Woo-hoo! Challenge! Challenge!

Let's all kiss to celebrate.
LAUGHTER

KISSING,
LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES

KISSING,
CHUCKLING

Oh, I'm hoping that
if the girls have to pick the boys,

I'm hoping that
Georgia picks me for whatever it is

and, yeah, maybe even share a kiss
or something.

That's what I'm manifesting.

Who am I actually gonna pick?
I think I'm gonna have to pick Reid.

Let's not assume
what the challenge is gonna be.

I am single, ready to mingle
and, like, this outfit is so hot.

One of the guys has to fall in love
with me after this, hopefully Andy.

Guys, let's remind these boys

that they are fucking living with
10/10 gals.

I reckon they forget
because everyone's hot in here.

They forget on the outside world,
there's no-one as hot as us.Yeah.

I'm expecting so many HR complaints.

SHE LAUGHS

'Urgent reminder,

'if you attempt any activity seen
in this challenge in your workplace,

'you will be fired immediately -
got it?

'Last challenge,
the boys took their shot.

'Now it's the girls' turn.
Here are the rules.'

CHEERING

'After taking the elevator
to level 69,

'our girl bosses
strut into their office

'and drop a sexy pick-up line
to their underlings.'

Does anyone work in recruitment?

I have a position
that needs filling.

CHEERING

'After picking some jaws
off the floor,

'our chairwomen of the board

'photocopy a report
on their, er, merchandise.

'In the CEOs' inboxes...'
NARRATOR CLEARS THROAT

'..they select a lowly lad
who works hard

'that they'd like to work harder.'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah, Tyra!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Smashed it!Good job.
Thanks.

Yeah, Tyra's...
HE EXHALES

No words, yeah.
HE LAUGHS

ELEVATOR DINGS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I need help
importing files I shouldn't.

♪ I see you... ♪

Go, Lucinda!

CHEERING,
LAUGHTER

CHEERING

That's so hot.
Whoo-hoo!

I definitely wanna take that photo
home.

AMERICAN ACCENT:
Hello? Sorry, you're fired.

LAUGHTER
Oh, my God, go on!

CHEERING,
ZAC CHUCKLES

APPLAUSE

It wasn't my first time
being thrown on a desk.

HE LAUGHS
It was.

Go, Abby! Go, Abby.
CHEERING

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You could not tell
Abby has just had her heart broken.

She is in revenge mode.

Fucking hell. Jesus Christ.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my God!
That's so hot.

SHE CHEERS
AND GIGGLES

KIRRA:You've got tits.

Oh, my God. Abby's pic was hot.
Her tits were like...

That's such a good photocopy.
Reid, what are you doing, man?

Yeah, Abby!

Oh, Abby.
ABBY CHUCKLES

I love Love Island, man.
'Abby's gorgeous.'

She's on my shortlist of people
I wanna pull for a chat today

and kind of just see
what's going on.

LUCINDA:Oh, my God, what?

You're joking! What?
EXCLAMATIONS

No, I knew that
Abby was not gonna pick me at all

during that challenge,
which is completely fair.

Definitely threw me off
that she picked Zac.

Was not expecting that at all.
EXCLAMATIONS

I could not stop laughing
the whole time. It was so funny.

I mean, like, obviously,
I didn't wanna pick Reid.

Like, I'm not gonna give him
the satisfaction of kissing him,

so I thought,
"Zac's a laugh. Just pick Zac."

Yeah, I think
it was an innocent kiss.

You guys, I hope
it was an innocent bloody kiss.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I work after hours,
just not in the office.

EXCLAMATIONS

CHEERING
Go, Sav!

Oh, my days.
EXCLAMATIONS

Oh, I am the villain
of villain era right now.

I'm literally taking villain era
by the balls, and I'm twisting it.

Like, nothing matters any more.
I have nothing to lose.

Here you go.
LAUGHTER

Go, Savvy.

Wow, it's so hot.
LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.

LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES

Single Sav is a savage. Say that
five times fast, though. Wow.

"Single Sav is a savage.
Single Sav is a savage."

LAUGHTER,
EXCLAMATIONS

CHEERING

I did kind of wanna make Trent
realise what he was missing out on.

Also, I just really wanted to kiss
Andy cos he's really hot.

Welcome to Love Island.
Here we go, baby.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It was hard to watch
because I obviously do like Andy,

and, you know, you don't want
another girl kissing your man,

but at the end of the day,
he's not my man right now.

But, you know, devil works hard,
but I work harder.

CHEERING

Georgia looks so hot.

I would report Georgia to HR
every day of the week, I reckon.

She's fucking hot.
CHEERING

Oh, wow.

I'm hoping that Georgia picks me,
but it's a challenge,

and she could choose
absolutely anyone that she wants.

Moment of truth, boys.

Come here, sexy man.
Come with me.

CHEERING
You're a bad, bad boy.

CHEERING

It's a weird feeling,
watching Georgia and Nate kiss

because I'm so close
to that being me.

I'll just have to kiss her
outside of a challenge, I think.

DING

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Go, girl.

Office hours are nine till five,
but who wants to work some overtime?

CHEERING
Yeah!

I'd pay money to work overtime
with Nakia.

♪ Para ti, para ti, para ti

♪ Hoy es el unico dia

♪ Hay que vivirlo
Hoy es el unico dia

♪ Hay que vivirlo

♪ La manera que me hace sentir

♪ Cuando bailamos, se que es vivir
De cero a cien, para... ♪

Let's go.

Once I grabbed Andy's tie and I took
him to that table, it was my world.

Everyone was just living in it.

CHEERING

Nice.Get on there.
Mm-hm.

Oh, my God!
You tell me exactly what to do.

Lay down.Mm-hm.
Rest in peace, man.

What's next, baby?
Kiss me.

Nakia was bossing me around
a little bit, and... it worked.

It... It worked.

NAKIA CHUCKLES,
ANDY EXHALES

I was so excited to kiss Andy.
It was an unbelievable kiss, like...

..blew my mind.

I was so excited,
and I'm so glad I've done it now.

'The boys must now vote

'for the most
technologically-innovative boss.

'Jokes! Ha-ha!
The sexiest every time.'

TRENT:I feel like
Sav was just so into it.

NATE:Yeah,
she fucking did all that, so she...

And she gets it for you.

It was a hard decision,

but the sexiest girl goes to...
Savanah.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I can die happy now.

Sexiest girl on Love Island. This is
my greatest achievement to date.

'Yeah, who needs a law degree (?)

'Last one back to the villa
has to get a job.'

♪ Come and get it
Yeah, come and get it

♪ I know you want it
So come and get it... ♪

'The girls are buzzing
after their sexy boss bonanza.

'In fact,
the producers loved it so much,

'they gifted them a special
crystal trophy for their efforts.

'Unfortunately, it didn't make it
back to the villa.'

You ladies smashed it.
Bunch of boss bitches.

You ladies did so good,

although I do think
the guys did a better job.

LAUGHTER
In your dreams.

My first Love Island challenge
was obviously incredible.

I feel like
one of the islanders now.

I'm coming over.
What did we think?

I was shaking...

That was the scariest thing...
I was shaking the whole time.

I was trying to pick a face,
and I was going... uh...

TYRA:How do you feel
about Abby and Zac?

You know what?
You guys looked so sexy.

Me and Zac's kiss was just laughing
in teeth the whole time.

But you know what with you is, like,
I told you not to go for Reid.

Yeah, but, like, cos I do
really like Reid, so it's annoying.

Yeah,
but, babe, Reid doesn't like you.

I know.
You know?

And don't let a man tell you twice.
Yeah.

How come you chose Nate over...?

I literally...
As I was picking faces, I was like,

"I don't know
who I'm about to choose now.

"I'll just pick Nate." But now I
feel like I should've picked Trent.

But I think in that moment,

I just felt
really outta my comfort zone,

and Nate makes me feel comfortable,
so I chose him.

I didn't realise I'd feel like this,
which is interesting.

The good thing is you don't need
a challenge to kiss somebody.

I do wanna kiss Trent, I do.
I just wanna try it.

I just wanna....
LAUGHING:..I just wanna try it.

That sounds so bad. I just wanna see
if Trent's a good kisser.

Guys, oh, my God.
How was your kiss with Andy?

That was the hottest kiss ever.

My kiss was so hot with him.
I didn't want it to ever end.

Was he a good kisser?
Oh, my God.

He's such a good kisser.
I never wanted that to end.

Feel like I smashed my face into his
cos he had foundation on his face.

TYRA:He's the new resident...
resident best kisser.

He's so hot, though.

I'm gonna pull him for a chat.
I need to talk to him.

How was that for you
between the two of them?

Like, one of 'em
was better than the other, or...?

Yeah, it was... I mean,
they were both pretty fucking hot.

Savanah, like,
I don't wanna say outperformed,

but she outperformed everybody.
Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?
LAUGHTER

Don't wanna say outperformed
but she outperformed.

TOGETHER:Yeah.

My interest levels
are definitely up with Savanah,

so today, I am gonna take her aside
and go talk to her a little bit

and kind of see what's going on
because that was... that was good.

♪ Come a little closer

♪ I'll tell you all the things
You want to hear... ♪

LAUGHTER

I really should have put shoes on,
but, er...Do you want these?

No, that's all right. I'll just
brave it. Andy is really cool.

It feels like
we're on the same page

with a lot of stuff, for sure...

..and he's hot,
which is really helpful.

Yeah, I don't know.
I just wanted to chat to you

cos like I talked to you
for, like, two minutes on the boat.

It was so quick.
Yeah, it was so fast.

I'm always real quick, you know.

Are you? Oh, er, cool.
HE LAUGHS

Well, I might just go back upstairs.
LAUGHTER

Thank you, Sav, for having
the loudest voice on the planet.

She is closer to his age.
Fuck. Six years between you two.

Which means that
I'll be, er, cuter for longer.Mm.

I was just observing

Sav's and Andy's... conversation.

You're Love Island through
and through.What do you mean?

I feel like... I don't know.
You're such a smooth talker.

Like, I hear you say things,
and I'm like, "That was hot."

"You're such a smooth talker."
SHE FAKE LAUGHS

I'm not saying I'm a talented man.

There's a few things
I'm good at in life.OK.

One of them, I think,
it's gotta be talking.Yeah.

I could just...
I could talk to a wall.

Oh, my God. I'm the same.
You're good at it.

Yeah.You're good at it,
but it's not too much.

I love eavesdropping.

Sav was really leaning in,
and she's just really into it.

I know she does like him.

The only thing that's got me
concerned about them two

is that fucking challenge.
Right.

I know, that challenge definitely...
Yeah.

..made me a bit...
It's a bit... Yeah...nervy.

If she wasn't so damn good
at stripping.

Right.
Such a bitch.

Why you gotta be so good?

That was hot.
On the desk?Mm-hm.

Yeah, that was hot.
Did you think I was gonna pick you?

It, like... It had crossed my mind.
Yeah.

But I really didn't know,
but... I'm glad you did.Yeah, same.

She was smiling ear to ear,
laughing. "Ha-ha, ha-ha!"

So, I was rubbing it in.
I was like, this is nice.

He's funny. We get it.

I was like,
"Damn, I didn't really...

"I didn't really know I was
into role play until... until now."

Jealousy does not look good on you,
Nakia.

Green is not your colour, babe.
Red is.

♪ He's mine, he's mine, he's mine
He's mine, he's mine... ♪

Green is not my colour.
Jealousy is not my colour either.

Um... eurgh.

I don't like that from me,
but I cannot help it.

I mean, everyone talks about
the sexy librarian thing

or something like that.

Never really sparked it,

but maybe it's just cos I hadn't
seen it like that.OK, cool.

At the end of the day, who's
he coming into bed with at night?

♪ He's mine, he's mine, he's mine
He's mine, he's mine

♪ Don't know what
You're trying to do

♪ But I wouldn't do that
If I was you... ♪

♪ Trying to do the best for me
Yeah... ♪

NARRATOR: Georgia said she wished
she'd kissed Trent in the challenge.

Shame.
On a completely unrelated note,

let's play a game
of three's a crowd.

Oh, hey, Abby!

It's, like, just fair enough
I picked Zac for that challenge.

Whatever, it was funny.
It was funny.

I thought it was funny. I thought it
was good. A challenge means nothing.

Mm-hm.
Or does it?

You're such a little shit stirrer,
aren't you?

She wanted to pick you.
Yeah.

Really?
She got too nervous.

Why didn't you?
Bitched out.

I thought you were gonna pick me.
I was going to.

Fuck.
I full bitched it.

It was cos, like,
I literally was going to...

I'm going bathroom. You guys talk.
OK.That's all right.

I was literally going to,
and then I was, like, nervous,

like, "Oh, I'm such a little bitch."

My head is scrambled.
My head is so scrambled.

That's all right,
we can kiss outside of a challenge.

I think it means more
if it's outside of a challenge.

100%. 100%.That's all right,
we'll have a chat tonight and...

"Have a chat tonight."
..see what happens.

You can't plan it, Trent.

I know, it's gotta happen.
It's just gotta...

You can't plan these sort of things.
Yeah.

It's like sexting. You can't plan
these sort of things.Yeah, I know.

Are you a good sexter?

I feel like when I'm in a good mood,
yeah.Yeah.100%.

Trent and Georgia seem to be having
a great chat.

I think they're compatible.
Mm.

Poor Natey.

I think they're compatible.
You can see them working here?

Mm, I can see them working.
But...

Besides the fact that
she's a 21-year-old from Penrith.

Mm, like, what do you...?
I feel like, I don't know.

I don't think Trent's vain.

Like, I don't think
he'd take issue with it.

I think it's just, like,
a compatibility thing.

I literally have chocolate
in my fucking hands.

Do ten.

Are we done?

Then hold.OK, I need to eat my
chocolate. That was a nice thought.

Why did you make me do that?

I don't know.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Actually, I've got a question
for you.Yeah, OK.

So, you'd say I was your number one

if there was, like,
a re-coupling this exact second?

100%,
I'm not interested in anyone else.

Anyone else?
OK. That's good to know.

What about you?
Am I still number two?

I don't like being number two.
I knew that when I said that.

I knew that was gonna, like, itch
you a little bit.

I don't like being number two.
So, what? You wanna be number one?

100%.
How you gonna get there?

How do you want me to get there?
Don't know.

It's up to you, isn't it?
I get what I want. I'll...

Do you?
100%, I'll never have them.

OK.
I feel we...

I feel like I could offer you

heaps more than what Nate can.
Yeah.

Well, if you're not first,
you're last.

I honestly think
I'm at number one now,

and I've been confident
I can get this done the whole time.

THEY LAUGH

Nate, how would you feel about
Georgia getting to know everyone?

Um, I fucking back it.

Yeah.
Yeah.

I think her and Trent
are getting on quite well.

Little too well.

I know that Trent is, uh,
Georgia's, like, other person

that she's looking at in the house.

I mean, it looks a bit flirty.

At the end of the day, like, they're
gonna get to know each other.

I'm just hoping that
he isn't able to like, you know,

lock her in as much as I can.

Has anyone told you that

she actually wanted to pick Trent
for the challenge?

No, no-one's, like, told me,
but they did tell me, like,

that was a safe option,
which I felt like it was.

Mm. And she even told Trent.

I was like,
"She was gonna pick Trent."

How does that make you feel?

Just depends where her head's at

after this chat with Trent mainly,
to be honest.

Mm.I think, personally,
that what I can provide Georgia

is a lot better
than what Trent can provide her.

And, you know,
I hope that she sees that.

You don't care if I take this off?
No.

It's like the same shit
as the bikini.

Keep going if you want.
I only have one more layer left.

Do you reckon...
Would you have sex in the villa?

No.
Mm-hm, wait till you get out?

I think my dad would kill me.

Yeah.
Like, actually kill me.

You'd do stuff, like,
under the blanket?

Maybe. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Would you?
Yeah, I'd do...

Obviously you'd have sex,
wouldn't you?

No, I wouldn't have sex. No.

Oh, you know what?
That's another question I have.

Um, straight up,
came in, I was like,

"One of my biggest icks is when
they're too much of a boy's boy."

That's a deal breaker.

So, you're not a boys' boy?
No way. I'm like a fucking...

And you love some simp energy?

Yeah, 100%.
OK, cool.

And I don't let my girl pay
for a single thing,

like, not even a coffee.

I love that.
Not a single thing.

I literally love that.
Like, if you were flying...

OK, fine.
We'll just get married already.

If you were flying to see me,
I would like...

Can you buy me a trip to Europe?

Yeah, I would seriously pay
for the whole thing.

OK, cool. Done. I like that.

Number one already.
Spend some money in front of me.

I'm just a gold digger like that.

I knew
I should've brought cash in here.

That's so funny.

Like, I don't know.
Yeah, he's a bit naughty.

He's a bit naughty, and I like it.

I'm very confident
that I'll get what I want,

and I'll make the most of it.

And you won't look back
when it happens.

I like that.

'I would definitely hate to lose her
to Trent.

'Yeah. I'm a little bit worried.

'There is like stuff about Trent

'that I know that
she's attracted to.'

It sucks, but, like,
that's the situation I'm in.

Yeah, out of, like, everyone here,

I feel like I have the most
in common with you.I agree.

I do have
the fanny flutters for Trent.

SHE GIGGLES

'I don't know, maybe I will have
a cheeky kiss with Trent tonight.'

I don't know.

We'll see if there's any sparks.
Maybe.

♪ Might be best
If you just look away... ♪

100% without a doubt in my mind,
I'd pick Georgia,

and I wouldn't care
if that was stepping on Nate's toes.

I'm here for me,
and I get what I want.

And Georgia's what I want,
so yeah, I'm coming for it.

♪ Cos I am wildfire, baby

♪ Wildfire

♪ Just the smallest bit of trouble
Gets me aroused, yeah. ♪