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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:00:18,108 --> 00:00:19,528 Oh my gosh. 3 00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:23,280 My mom had me when she was my age, 15. 4 00:00:23,905 --> 00:00:26,575 So, I got the sex talk when I was only seven. 5 00:00:27,576 --> 00:00:30,286 But it wasn't your typical birds and bees crap. 6 00:00:31,788 --> 00:00:34,918 Then again, there's not much typical about my mom. 7 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,880 Uh... you have a pen I could borrow? 8 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,380 Sex. Men want it. 9 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:43,383 - And they think you should give it to 'em. - Thank you. 10 00:00:43,384 --> 00:00:45,621 But you should never give anything 11 00:00:45,622 --> 00:00:47,973 unless you're gettin' somethin' in return. 12 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:51,931 - Hi. - Hey. 13 00:00:52,017 --> 00:00:54,847 You can get two things from sex with a man. 14 00:00:55,562 --> 00:00:58,272 Passion or power. 15 00:00:58,356 --> 00:01:00,106 You're such a loser! 16 00:01:01,443 --> 00:01:04,113 You better make sure you're gettin' somethin'. 17 00:01:04,195 --> 00:01:06,525 Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed. 18 00:01:12,662 --> 00:01:14,332 Oh, and use a condom. 19 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:19,418 Mom never lets her guard down. 20 00:01:21,546 --> 00:01:23,166 She's always in control. 21 00:01:27,886 --> 00:01:30,676 It was a really effective sex talk. 22 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:34,483 - I'm still a virgin. - Virginia Miller. 23 00:01:34,976 --> 00:01:36,976 Can I talk to you in the hall? 24 00:01:44,986 --> 00:01:45,986 Virginia... 25 00:01:46,738 --> 00:01:48,238 It's Ginny. 26 00:01:49,074 --> 00:01:51,374 Your stepfather's been in an accident. 27 00:01:51,451 --> 00:01:53,751 Your mom's on her way here with your brother. 28 00:01:54,496 --> 00:01:56,326 I'm so sorry, honey. 29 00:01:56,414 --> 00:01:57,504 He didn't make it. 30 00:02:08,385 --> 00:02:09,591 Poor Amber Lynn. 31 00:02:09,592 --> 00:02:12,095 I know they had their problems with the divorce, 32 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:14,310 but still, she must be devastated. 33 00:02:14,391 --> 00:02:16,021 Have you seen the new wife? 34 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:19,439 Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral? 35 00:02:19,521 --> 00:02:20,811 Tacky. 36 00:02:20,897 --> 00:02:23,817 - Oh! - Oops. Pardon me. I tripped. 37 00:02:29,072 --> 00:02:30,622 Kenny was the best. 38 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:31,989 The best. 39 00:02:32,701 --> 00:02:35,621 After being a single mother for so long, 40 00:02:35,704 --> 00:02:38,004 he was like a godsend. 41 00:02:38,999 --> 00:02:42,339 And he was wonderful with Virginia and Austin. 42 00:02:43,878 --> 00:02:46,128 He treated 'em like his very own. 43 00:02:46,214 --> 00:02:49,474 Well, they weren't his own, yet they're gettin' all his money. 44 00:02:49,551 --> 00:02:53,391 Giving poor Davey's inheritance to that... trash. 45 00:02:56,224 --> 00:02:57,434 He was a bastard. 46 00:02:57,517 --> 00:02:59,557 He was a generous angel, 47 00:03:00,478 --> 00:03:02,268 and I can't believe he's gone. 48 00:03:03,189 --> 00:03:06,569 Passion, power, men, sex. 49 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:08,071 I'll take her word for it. 50 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:09,283 She's the expert. 51 00:03:11,114 --> 00:03:12,534 I'm nothing like my mom. 52 00:03:20,081 --> 00:03:22,501 ♪ Never admit to a word when she say ♪ 53 00:03:22,584 --> 00:03:25,054 ♪ And if she claims ♪ ♪ And you tell her baby no way ♪ 54 00:03:26,087 --> 00:03:28,417 - ♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪ - ♪ It wasn't me ♪ 55 00:03:28,506 --> 00:03:30,716 - ♪ Saw me bangin' on the sofa ♪ - ♪ It wasn't me ♪ 56 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,430 - ♪ I even had her in the shower ♪ - ♪ It wasn't me ♪ 57 00:03:33,511 --> 00:03:35,681 - ♪ She even caught me on camera ♪ - ♪ It was... ♪ 58 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:36,761 Hey! 59 00:03:36,762 --> 00:03:39,851 Sorry. Do you think this song's appropriate for a nine-year-old? 60 00:03:39,934 --> 00:03:41,795 Please. He doesn't understand any of it. 61 00:03:41,796 --> 00:03:43,984 Austin, what's this song about? 62 00:03:44,064 --> 00:03:46,324 Doing it on the bathroom floor, getting caught 63 00:03:46,399 --> 00:03:48,489 and lying so you don't get in trouble. 64 00:03:48,568 --> 00:03:50,818 Go back to your Harry Potter game. 65 00:03:50,904 --> 00:03:54,284 What are you wearing? You look like Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High. 66 00:03:54,365 --> 00:03:56,945 The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa and not Stockard 67 00:03:57,035 --> 00:03:59,905 is literally everything that's wrong with your generation. 68 00:03:59,996 --> 00:04:03,116 Stockard is great, OK, but Vanessa surprised everyone. 69 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,328 Who knew? 70 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:05,417 You like? 71 00:04:05,502 --> 00:04:07,252 You look like you have gangrene. 72 00:04:08,755 --> 00:04:11,715 You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic. 73 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,340 Perfect for a fresh start. 74 00:04:14,844 --> 00:04:18,014 - You can't get pregnant. - You know something I don't? 75 00:04:18,098 --> 00:04:21,058 A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury? 76 00:04:21,142 --> 00:04:22,142 It's child abuse. 77 00:04:22,227 --> 00:04:23,557 Bury is kinda cute. 78 00:04:23,645 --> 00:04:27,265 You said we'd be here for a while, right, Mom? Just the three of us? 79 00:04:27,857 --> 00:04:30,857 Remember that trip Kenny took us on to the Great Basin Desert? 80 00:04:30,944 --> 00:04:33,784 Yeah. It went on and on and on and on. 81 00:04:33,863 --> 00:04:36,953 Well, Momma's datin' life is like that desert. 82 00:04:37,534 --> 00:04:39,664 Nothin' in sight as far as the eye can see. 83 00:04:39,744 --> 00:04:41,754 There was nothin' in that desert. 84 00:04:41,830 --> 00:04:45,540 - Oh! There was nothin' in that desert. - I'll believe it when I see it. 85 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,995 You're crabby today! 86 00:04:48,086 --> 00:04:50,213 - What's wrong? - I'm sad. 87 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,509 I'm a human having an emotion. Am I allowed to be sad? 88 00:04:53,591 --> 00:04:55,431 Sad? You hated Texas. 89 00:04:55,510 --> 00:04:56,720 Maybe I miss Kenny. 90 00:04:56,803 --> 00:04:57,853 You hated Kenny. 91 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:30,960 Hi, Mr. Officer! 92 00:05:33,006 --> 00:05:34,086 Was that racist? 93 00:05:34,591 --> 00:05:35,971 That was racist, right? 94 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:39,473 Guess we're not leaving that bullshit in the South. 95 00:05:39,554 --> 00:05:43,564 What was with you? "Hi, Mr. Officer." You sound like a bad porn. 96 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:45,771 I could use a good pat-down. Been a while. 97 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:47,477 Gross. 98 00:05:47,478 --> 00:05:49,058 Seriously, just gross. 99 00:05:49,147 --> 00:05:50,477 Scarring. I'm scarred. 100 00:06:07,457 --> 00:06:09,167 You like it. Ha! 101 00:06:10,585 --> 00:06:12,455 You like it. 102 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:15,665 It looks like Paul Revere boned a pumpkin spice latte. 103 00:06:20,678 --> 00:06:22,968 Mark my words, we are gonna run this town. 104 00:06:23,681 --> 00:06:27,351 Run it, burn it to the ground, flee into the night. Same difference. 105 00:06:27,435 --> 00:06:29,845 Even the politicians are good-looking. 106 00:06:29,938 --> 00:06:31,478 He looks like a young JFK. 107 00:06:33,316 --> 00:06:34,686 Like the desert, right? 108 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:40,320 It's a far cry from the walk-up in Houston 109 00:06:40,406 --> 00:06:42,656 and the apartment in New Orleans. Look at it. 110 00:06:43,159 --> 00:06:45,999 - It's just ours? Just the three of us? - Mm-hmm. 111 00:06:46,746 --> 00:06:48,956 I'm picking the biggest bedroom! 112 00:06:49,916 --> 00:06:50,916 Comin'? 113 00:06:53,294 --> 00:06:54,754 No! 114 00:07:00,677 --> 00:07:02,717 - Help me! Please help me! - Come on! 115 00:07:02,804 --> 00:07:05,014 Shut up! 116 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:10,600 You little bitch. Come here! 117 00:07:12,313 --> 00:07:14,073 I'm gonna kill you, Mary! 118 00:07:38,006 --> 00:07:39,720 I wanna know what you were thinking 119 00:07:39,721 --> 00:07:41,336 smoking weed on the side of the road 120 00:07:41,426 --> 00:07:44,136 in clear view of everyone. Neighbors, the cops... 121 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:47,930 Seriously, I wanna know what was going through your brain! 122 00:07:48,016 --> 00:07:49,176 Well, it's legal now. 123 00:07:49,267 --> 00:07:50,937 Not for you, it isn't. 124 00:07:51,019 --> 00:07:52,559 You get inside that house. 125 00:07:52,645 --> 00:07:54,145 You are grounded. 126 00:07:56,858 --> 00:07:58,318 Acknowledge me, dammit! 127 00:07:58,401 --> 00:07:59,821 All right, I'm grounded. 128 00:08:00,987 --> 00:08:03,317 When's dinner though? 'Cause I'm really hungry. 129 00:08:09,454 --> 00:08:10,504 Oh shit. 130 00:08:11,789 --> 00:08:13,709 Hello! The door's open. 131 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:14,831 Come on in! 132 00:08:16,336 --> 00:08:20,126 Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker. Welcome to the neighborhood. 133 00:08:20,214 --> 00:08:22,304 Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies. 134 00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:24,053 Aren't you a peach? 135 00:08:24,135 --> 00:08:27,555 You live across the way, right? I think I saw you drive in earlier. 136 00:08:27,638 --> 00:08:29,678 - Saw that, did you? - Mm-hmm. 137 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,850 Right. Well... 138 00:08:32,935 --> 00:08:33,935 OK, get this. 139 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:37,900 I'm driving home, and I see him on the corner, smoking a joint. 140 00:08:37,982 --> 00:08:41,192 In the middle of the sidewalk! No shame. Not a care in the world. 141 00:08:41,277 --> 00:08:43,197 Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday. 142 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:46,819 When I was a kid, we had the decency to use eye drops and be paranoid. 143 00:08:46,908 --> 00:08:48,988 - I get it. I have a teenager. - What? 144 00:08:50,370 --> 00:08:53,040 No way. What, did you give birth when you were 12? 145 00:08:53,122 --> 00:08:54,122 Fifteen. 146 00:08:54,165 --> 00:08:56,495 Shit. 147 00:08:58,711 --> 00:09:00,211 - Fifteen. - Yep. 148 00:09:00,296 --> 00:09:01,376 I dunno, Dad. 149 00:09:01,464 --> 00:09:02,464 It's a house. 150 00:09:03,049 --> 00:09:04,049 It's big. 151 00:09:04,550 --> 00:09:08,220 I'm unpacking now, and it just seems like an exercise in futility. 152 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,230 ♪ So don't look so surprised ♪ 153 00:09:12,308 --> 00:09:15,228 ♪ When I know where you've been... ♪ 154 00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:17,145 What? 155 00:09:17,688 --> 00:09:18,938 No. Yeah, I'm listening. 156 00:09:20,441 --> 00:09:21,441 Yeah, Mom's fine. 157 00:09:21,526 --> 00:09:24,566 ♪ Until they're vaporized ♪ 158 00:09:24,654 --> 00:09:27,784 ♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪ 159 00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:30,785 ♪ Some men, they call the show... ♪ 160 00:09:31,577 --> 00:09:33,697 Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later. 161 00:09:34,455 --> 00:09:37,165 Peach! I got you a present. 162 00:09:41,195 --> 00:09:42,213 Gross. 163 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:45,263 Totally, but I thought you could wear it to school tomorrow. 164 00:09:45,842 --> 00:09:48,682 I won't be white and bougie even in a cable-knit sweater. 165 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:51,761 What if I put you in a charcoal infinity scarf? 166 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:56,939 This is the new thing you're doing? Hate on Mom? 167 00:09:57,019 --> 00:09:59,109 Come on. This isn't us. 168 00:09:59,188 --> 00:10:02,188 We're like the Gilmore Girls, but with bigger boobs. 169 00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:03,275 I'm just tired. 170 00:10:04,026 --> 00:10:06,236 Big day tomorrow. New school number five. 171 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:10,240 I read that stability is crucial for children in their formative years. 172 00:10:10,324 --> 00:10:12,294 Maybe that's why Austin still wets the bed. 173 00:10:12,368 --> 00:10:15,658 This place is different. I can feel it. We're gonna put down roots. 174 00:10:15,746 --> 00:10:18,666 - You said that about Houston. - I was wrong about Houston. 175 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:21,879 - Whatever. It's always the same. - Try to be more creative! 176 00:10:21,961 --> 00:10:26,171 This super stereotypical, angsty teen girl routine you got going on... 177 00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:27,507 Frankly, it's boring! 178 00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:36,812 I hate it when you're mad at me. Come here. 179 00:10:43,941 --> 00:10:46,781 It's me and you against the world, kid. Remember that. 180 00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:49,111 That's dramatic. What about Austin? 181 00:10:49,197 --> 00:10:50,947 Don't be nervous about tomorrow. 182 00:10:51,032 --> 00:10:52,532 - I'm not. - Liar. 183 00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:56,117 I'm not nervous, but I do need to get a good night's sleep. 184 00:10:57,079 --> 00:10:59,169 Oh, you're so responsible. 185 00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:01,628 Sometimes I can't believe you came out of me. 186 00:11:03,419 --> 00:11:04,919 Fun visual. Thanks for that. 187 00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:09,302 Mom, what? 188 00:11:10,301 --> 00:11:11,301 Nothin'. 189 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:12,636 'Night, peach. 190 00:13:19,263 --> 00:13:20,473 Come get a taste. 191 00:13:31,359 --> 00:13:33,189 Hey, kid! Come here! 192 00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:36,155 What's your name? 193 00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:40,617 Georgia. 194 00:13:45,081 --> 00:13:46,421 Who happened to your face? 195 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:52,129 I'm gonna give you some advice. It looks like you need it. 196 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,420 You win more flies with honey, 197 00:13:54,507 --> 00:13:56,297 but if you get yourself a bee... 198 00:13:57,593 --> 00:13:58,763 sting first. 199 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:14,237 Hey, kid. 200 00:14:16,153 --> 00:14:17,211 Who are you? 201 00:14:17,212 --> 00:14:19,033 My kids and I moved in across the street. 202 00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:20,115 I hear you have bud. 203 00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:24,584 I can't sleep. That would really help me out right now. 204 00:14:26,539 --> 00:14:27,539 You got bud or not? 205 00:14:31,377 --> 00:14:32,627 Thanks, kid. 206 00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:34,254 It's Marcus. 207 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,052 Don't do drugs, Marcus. 208 00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:43,352 Is this it? 209 00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:45,061 This is nothing. 210 00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:47,521 - Hogwarts makes this look like a joke. - Yeah. 211 00:14:48,436 --> 00:14:51,356 - Would Harry Potter be scared? - No, but Ron would. 212 00:14:51,439 --> 00:14:52,819 Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy. 213 00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:55,399 OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut! 214 00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:57,913 Remember, you win more flies with honey, 215 00:14:57,914 --> 00:14:59,364 but if you get yourself a bee... 216 00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:00,947 Sting first. Crucio! 217 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,201 Oh! 218 00:15:05,578 --> 00:15:06,578 Hey. 219 00:15:07,288 --> 00:15:09,788 Hey, hey, hey. It's OK. 220 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,916 You're magic, remember? 221 00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:14,502 Look at that kid! 222 00:15:18,591 --> 00:15:19,931 Get on in there, then. 223 00:15:22,636 --> 00:15:25,056 First day's always the hardest. I'm Cynthia. 224 00:15:25,139 --> 00:15:28,019 - Georgia Miller. - This is Bev and Bhanu. 225 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,270 We thought you were one of the new teachers. 226 00:15:30,352 --> 00:15:33,396 - You look too young to be a mom. - Oh! 227 00:15:33,397 --> 00:15:35,895 I'm sure you get it all the time. 228 00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:38,033 Love your bag. 229 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,400 You moved into that house on Bradley Street 230 00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:42,448 with the fireplace and crown molding. 231 00:15:42,531 --> 00:15:44,661 - How did you know? - I'm in real estate. 232 00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:48,162 Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury. 233 00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:51,922 Georgia, what is your feeling on organic produce? 234 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:56,589 Organic produce? 235 00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:59,760 What would you say if you found out the elementary school 236 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:04,090 only offered fast food options to our children for lunch? 237 00:16:04,178 --> 00:16:06,848 Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers. 238 00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:10,386 Sounds like a problem. 239 00:16:10,476 --> 00:16:12,516 I'm so happy to hear you say that. 240 00:16:12,603 --> 00:16:14,813 You have to come to the school board meeting tomorrow. 241 00:16:14,897 --> 00:16:16,937 I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club. 242 00:16:17,024 --> 00:16:20,994 Paul Randolph will have to pay attention to us if we show up in force. 243 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:23,569 - Tell me you'll be there. - Paul Randolph? 244 00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:27,026 The mayor. He runs the town, but he's not a parent. So... 245 00:16:27,117 --> 00:16:28,327 Say you'll be there. 246 00:16:29,662 --> 00:16:30,662 I'll be there. 247 00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:31,956 Amazing. 248 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:35,416 We need as many outreach moms making a stink as possible. 249 00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:38,001 - Mm-hmm. - Anyway... 250 00:16:39,922 --> 00:16:40,922 OK. 251 00:16:48,013 --> 00:16:49,090 Virginia, I should warn you. 252 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,353 We keep a, uh, rigorous pace in AP English. 253 00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:54,564 The AP students take this very seriously. 254 00:16:54,645 --> 00:16:57,605 So, if my class proves to be too much for you, 255 00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:01,400 I suggest you do yourself a favor and move down to regular English, OK? 256 00:17:01,485 --> 00:17:04,355 I'd hate to see you bite off more than you could chew. 257 00:17:04,446 --> 00:17:06,406 Uh, we cover all the greats. 258 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,830 Steinbeck, Salinger, 259 00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:10,868 Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald, 260 00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:12,203 Shakespeare, of course. 261 00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:14,618 Um... 16 books total. 262 00:17:14,707 --> 00:17:16,287 - OK? - It's Ginny. 263 00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:21,705 I'm living in a Crest commercial. 264 00:17:21,797 --> 00:17:24,167 Welcome back, AP English. 265 00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:25,540 Hiding in the back there, 266 00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:29,008 you will find our new student, Virginia Miller. 267 00:17:29,096 --> 00:17:31,386 I trust you will make her feel welcome. 268 00:17:31,473 --> 00:17:32,473 It's Ginny. 269 00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:35,194 I know it's our first day back from summer vacation, 270 00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:38,359 but I thought it was an excellent opportunity for a pop quiz. 271 00:17:38,439 --> 00:17:41,689 Those of you who didn't do the summer reading of The Crucible 272 00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:44,065 are in for a world of pain. 273 00:17:44,612 --> 00:17:47,952 Uh, don't worry, Virginia, I don't expect you to have read it. 274 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,200 Oh. Yes, you have a question? 275 00:17:51,702 --> 00:17:54,292 There are 16 books on this syllabus. 276 00:17:54,371 --> 00:17:56,671 Yes. Like I said, you can always drop down... 277 00:17:56,749 --> 00:18:00,209 Fourteen of them are written by men, 15 were written by white people, 278 00:18:00,294 --> 00:18:02,040 and I'll guess the one Black author 279 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:04,094 will crop up for Black History Month. 280 00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:05,673 Am I right? 281 00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:06,758 Excuse me? 282 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:09,969 I'm very serious about my education, Mr. Gitten. 283 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:13,184 I'm worried I might internalize an ideology that the main viewpoint, 284 00:18:13,265 --> 00:18:16,265 the viewpoint worth studying in class, the viewpoint of the greats, 285 00:18:16,352 --> 00:18:17,635 is only that of the white male, 286 00:18:17,636 --> 00:18:20,402 thus eradicating my voice as immaterial. 287 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:23,571 And finally, I'm worried I won't be stimulated intellectually. 288 00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:26,608 Also, I have read The Crucible, 289 00:18:26,695 --> 00:18:29,025 and I'm confident I can take the quiz today. 290 00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:31,914 Are you through, Virginia? 291 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:33,660 No. 292 00:18:34,536 --> 00:18:36,406 Please call me Ginny. 293 00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:39,627 Well, I don't know how things were done at your last school, 294 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,910 Ginny, but here, 295 00:18:41,911 --> 00:18:46,128 we don't tolerate political outbursts and grandstanding 296 00:18:46,215 --> 00:18:49,045 at the expense of your peers' class time. 297 00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,344 Yes, Maxine? 298 00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:54,427 Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned about my subconscious digestion 299 00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:56,805 of the superiority of the white male perspective. 300 00:18:56,892 --> 00:18:59,692 Also, I have period cramps, so can I go to the nurse? 301 00:19:01,647 --> 00:19:02,687 OK, that's it. 302 00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:06,323 For the rest of the class, we will be silent and take the pop quiz. 303 00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:09,282 It's worth 10% of your first semester grade. 304 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:15,541 You're new, right? 305 00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:17,745 Just moved in across the street? 306 00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:20,793 It's Monday. 307 00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:25,674 What cultural wasteland are you from? 308 00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:28,335 Never heard of the band Wednesday? 309 00:19:31,927 --> 00:19:32,927 Yeah, I have. 310 00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:36,391 - They have that one song. - No, they don't. 311 00:19:37,182 --> 00:19:38,182 They don't exist. 312 00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:41,439 I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt I saw this morning. 313 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,520 Whatever. 314 00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:44,902 I met your mom last night. 315 00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:48,108 She can be very friendly. 316 00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:50,863 Hmm. She asked me for weed. She wasn't that friendly. 317 00:19:50,946 --> 00:19:53,366 Yeah, well, she can also be kind of a bitch. 318 00:19:56,201 --> 00:19:57,911 Marcus, be gone. 319 00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:00,995 See you around, neighbor. 320 00:20:02,207 --> 00:20:04,537 Sorry about Marcus. He's an asshole. 321 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:07,586 - Yeah, total asshole. - Yeah. He's my twin brother. 322 00:20:07,671 --> 00:20:09,131 Oh, I'm sorry. I... 323 00:20:09,214 --> 00:20:12,384 I'm sorry. I should've strangled him with my umbilical cord in the womb 324 00:20:12,468 --> 00:20:14,008 and done humanity a solid. 325 00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:17,101 Are you coming? 326 00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:20,731 - Uh... - So, where are you from? 327 00:20:20,809 --> 00:20:23,099 - Texas. - Texas. That's so exotic. 328 00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:24,687 - Are you straight? - What? 329 00:20:24,772 --> 00:20:27,942 Gay, straight, them, they? Do they even let you be gay in Texas? 330 00:20:28,025 --> 00:20:29,355 Um, I'm straight. 331 00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:32,493 Ugh! That's such a bummer. There are no good gays here. 332 00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:36,405 You are going to love my friends, OK? 333 00:20:36,492 --> 00:20:39,332 So that's Norah, that's Jordan, that's Brodie, 334 00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:41,331 that's Hunter, and this is Abby. 335 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,043 Guys, this is Ginny. 336 00:20:43,123 --> 00:20:45,543 She is my new neighbor. She's from Texas. 337 00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:48,626 I'm in love with her, so you need to worship her and be nice. 338 00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:49,712 Um, howdy. 339 00:20:49,755 --> 00:20:51,415 Howdy. 340 00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:54,585 God! I love southern accents. 341 00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:57,096 I feel like you could say the nastiest shit, 342 00:20:57,179 --> 00:20:59,639 and it would still sound all sweet and charming 343 00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:03,060 like you were offering me lemonade, you know? Like... 344 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,770 I'll cut your face! 345 00:21:04,853 --> 00:21:06,943 See? It's still charming. 346 00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:09,782 And your skin is flawless. Do you jade roll? 347 00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:13,198 Oh, sorry. Is that like when white girls touch Black girls' hair? 348 00:21:13,278 --> 00:21:15,110 If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause we have 349 00:21:15,111 --> 00:21:16,620 more Starbucks than Black people. 350 00:21:16,698 --> 00:21:18,578 Why'd you move to Wellsbury? 351 00:21:18,659 --> 00:21:19,909 Um, my stepdad died. 352 00:21:21,495 --> 00:21:22,825 Oh, it's fine. 353 00:21:22,913 --> 00:21:24,333 Well, how did he die? 354 00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:26,084 Um... car accident. 355 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,707 Well, heart attack, then car accident. 356 00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:30,804 That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt? 357 00:21:30,879 --> 00:21:33,419 Was he on the highway? Was he on a motorcycle? 358 00:21:33,507 --> 00:21:36,587 I saw the most gruesome motorcycle accident one time. 359 00:21:36,677 --> 00:21:39,967 This guy's arm was literally four lanes away from the rest of him. 360 00:21:40,055 --> 00:21:41,845 Know what? My stupid idiot twin, 361 00:21:41,932 --> 00:21:44,432 he's probably gonna end up the exact same way. 362 00:21:44,518 --> 00:21:47,648 He bought a motorcycle, which is more pathetic than it sounds 363 00:21:47,729 --> 00:21:49,337 because our birthday isn't until 364 00:21:49,338 --> 00:21:51,399 December, which is when he could ride it. 365 00:21:51,483 --> 00:21:53,240 By that point, the roads'll be all icy. 366 00:21:53,241 --> 00:21:55,243 He'll probably just die immediately. 367 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,610 Chill, Max. 368 00:21:59,741 --> 00:22:03,001 Oh! I didn't mean to, like, bring up painful memories for you. 369 00:22:03,078 --> 00:22:05,788 I love all that gruesome shit, you know? I'm so morbid. 370 00:22:05,873 --> 00:22:08,963 I've seen every episode of SVU, and I only listen to podcasts 371 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:12,462 about girls like me getting brutally murdered. Want some yogurt? 372 00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:14,336 - Uh... - You know what? 373 00:22:14,423 --> 00:22:16,683 You're right. The food here is crap. 374 00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:19,088 Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos. 375 00:22:21,263 --> 00:22:22,643 Come. Seriously. 376 00:22:29,813 --> 00:22:31,943 Mm. Hello again, JFK. 377 00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:34,900 Thanks, Joe. 378 00:22:35,402 --> 00:22:37,402 - Do I know you? - I don't know. Do you? 379 00:22:39,281 --> 00:22:40,951 Right. Name tag. Duh! 380 00:22:41,575 --> 00:22:44,575 With City Hall there, I imagine you do a killing at lunch. 381 00:22:44,661 --> 00:22:47,921 - I bet they all just filter right in. - Yeah. And you are? 382 00:22:47,998 --> 00:22:50,748 Hey, Joe. Just picking up my usual. 383 00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:52,344 To go. Again. 384 00:22:53,086 --> 00:22:54,586 Already got it ready. Marie! 385 00:22:56,298 --> 00:22:58,128 - Thank you, Marie. - You got it. 386 00:22:58,634 --> 00:22:59,634 OK. 387 00:22:59,676 --> 00:23:01,006 - Oh! - Oh! 388 00:23:01,094 --> 00:23:03,314 No! Oh, I'm so clumsy. 389 00:23:03,388 --> 00:23:05,218 - Are you OK? - Georgia. 390 00:23:06,558 --> 00:23:07,678 Paul Randolph. Mayor. 391 00:23:08,352 --> 00:23:09,982 That was instinct. I'm so sorry. 392 00:23:10,062 --> 00:23:13,322 I've forgotten how to introduce myself like a human. Let me start over. 393 00:23:14,441 --> 00:23:16,441 Hi, I'm Paul. 394 00:23:16,526 --> 00:23:19,696 I can't believe this is the first impression I'm making. 395 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:20,860 I just moved to town. 396 00:23:20,948 --> 00:23:23,328 You have to let me buy you another of whatever... 397 00:23:23,408 --> 00:23:24,528 No. I'm sure it's... 398 00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:27,868 I insist. You must have lunch with me. Let me make it up to you. 399 00:23:27,955 --> 00:23:31,455 And I'll have someone to talk to! His usual, Joe. Thank you! 400 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,541 Uh... 401 00:23:34,044 --> 00:23:35,094 Um... 402 00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:37,840 You know what? I usually just eat at my desk, 403 00:23:37,923 --> 00:23:38,923 so... 404 00:23:41,635 --> 00:23:42,635 But why not? 405 00:23:42,719 --> 00:23:43,719 You know what? 406 00:23:43,804 --> 00:23:44,814 All right. 407 00:23:45,706 --> 00:23:46,723 Georgia. 408 00:23:46,724 --> 00:23:48,313 - Mayor Paul. - Uh... 409 00:23:48,392 --> 00:23:50,142 - No. Just Paul. - Hmm. 410 00:23:50,227 --> 00:23:51,687 Just Paul. Listen... 411 00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,858 ... I know you're new here, but you already 412 00:23:53,859 --> 00:23:55,900 stumbled upon the town's best-kept secret. 413 00:23:55,983 --> 00:23:59,533 You see, Joe, the owner, he owns a farm just outside of town. 414 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,160 - Singing my praises, Paul? - No, I'm exposing you. 415 00:24:04,199 --> 00:24:06,595 See, he hires a bunch of college kids 416 00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:08,000 to run the farm for college credit 417 00:24:08,078 --> 00:24:12,078 to the school of agriculture, then he gets kids to run the restaurant 418 00:24:12,165 --> 00:24:13,875 for credit to the culinary school. 419 00:24:13,959 --> 00:24:15,789 It is a tremendous scam, 420 00:24:15,877 --> 00:24:16,957 but the hummus... 421 00:24:17,754 --> 00:24:18,764 is outrageous. 422 00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:21,263 I appreciate a good scam. 423 00:24:21,883 --> 00:24:22,933 Back at ya. 424 00:24:25,887 --> 00:24:28,267 Everyone here is just so happy. 425 00:24:28,348 --> 00:24:30,268 It's a front. They're all miserable. 426 00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:32,551 Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably 427 00:24:32,552 --> 00:24:34,230 and irrevocably closer to death. 428 00:24:34,313 --> 00:24:36,903 Also, I totally saw Hunter checking you out earlier. 429 00:24:36,982 --> 00:24:38,732 It was very cute. 430 00:24:39,943 --> 00:24:40,943 Ginny? 431 00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:42,945 That's my mom. 432 00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:45,249 No! Are her boobs real? 433 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,580 Who's that guy she's talking to? 434 00:24:47,659 --> 00:24:49,185 That's Mayor Paul 435 00:24:49,186 --> 00:24:51,709 "waiting for my Bachelor casting call" Randolph. 436 00:24:51,788 --> 00:24:54,248 All the thirsty moms throw their twats at him. 437 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,080 Let's get out of here. 438 00:24:56,585 --> 00:25:00,505 This is really nice. I don't get to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore. 439 00:25:00,589 --> 00:25:02,719 It is a complete madhouse over there. 440 00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:06,549 It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch with my campaign manager, Nick, 441 00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:09,136 who is just relentless. 442 00:25:09,222 --> 00:25:12,182 You know, this might be fate. 443 00:25:12,267 --> 00:25:14,897 - What? - I'd love to get a job in town. 444 00:25:14,978 --> 00:25:16,808 Help me meet more people. Keep busy. 445 00:25:17,314 --> 00:25:19,274 We could try it out, just a few weeks. 446 00:25:19,358 --> 00:25:20,528 Um... 447 00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:25,280 OK. Uh... Well, Georgia, do you have any experience in politics? 448 00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:30,329 Not exactly, but I can help. I've supported myself since I was 15. 449 00:25:30,410 --> 00:25:33,410 I'm smart, I'm capable, I'm a fast learner, and resourceful. 450 00:25:33,497 --> 00:25:35,340 You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade, 451 00:25:35,341 --> 00:25:36,957 lemon pie, and lemon meringue. 452 00:25:38,001 --> 00:25:40,171 I'm sorry. This card was declined. 453 00:25:40,253 --> 00:25:42,213 - What? - Do you have another I can try? 454 00:25:42,297 --> 00:25:44,087 - Just use this one. - Um... 455 00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:45,804 Um... 456 00:25:45,884 --> 00:25:47,819 Georgia, I'm sure you can do 457 00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,764 all of the things, you know, with the lemons, 458 00:25:50,847 --> 00:25:53,517 but I'm not really hiring right now, 459 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,270 and I've already got Nick, so... 460 00:25:55,352 --> 00:25:56,772 Oh, Nick's relentless. 461 00:25:57,646 --> 00:25:58,646 I'm sorry. 462 00:26:00,148 --> 00:26:02,358 Of course. Was only a thought. 463 00:26:04,986 --> 00:26:05,986 Hey. 464 00:26:10,242 --> 00:26:12,992 What's wrong? Where are your glasses? 465 00:26:13,078 --> 00:26:14,078 Can we go? 466 00:26:15,664 --> 00:26:16,794 Who did this? 467 00:26:16,873 --> 00:26:17,873 Show me. 468 00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:22,879 Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree. 469 00:26:22,963 --> 00:26:24,763 Look at me. You're magic. 470 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,680 Screw that asshole. He's a bee. 471 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:29,091 And what do we do to bees? 472 00:26:41,731 --> 00:26:42,731 For the bees. 473 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:44,650 Come on. 474 00:26:53,994 --> 00:26:55,544 Hey there, little lady. 475 00:26:56,329 --> 00:26:58,209 Hey there, big fat guy. 476 00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:01,590 - Feisty, ain't you? - Oh, you're sittin' down. 477 00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:04,840 That's fun. We are havin' fun. 478 00:27:08,925 --> 00:27:11,635 She told you, Marty! 479 00:27:15,307 --> 00:27:16,887 Wanna buy me one of those? 480 00:27:17,893 --> 00:27:19,983 Zion. How old are you? 481 00:27:20,061 --> 00:27:21,061 How old are you? 482 00:27:21,146 --> 00:27:23,766 Seventeen, but it doesn't matter. 483 00:27:24,524 --> 00:27:25,654 The real question is, 484 00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:27,284 how old is Devon Fisher? 485 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,740 Devon Fisher's 21 and does not secure his belongings 486 00:27:30,822 --> 00:27:33,282 when he and his girlfriend skinny-dip at Yosemite. 487 00:27:33,366 --> 00:27:34,366 Yosemite? 488 00:27:34,409 --> 00:27:35,659 I'm on a road trip. 489 00:27:35,744 --> 00:27:36,794 Finding myself. 490 00:27:37,537 --> 00:27:39,157 It's all very Jack Kerouac. 491 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,248 Kerouac, On the Road. 492 00:27:43,710 --> 00:27:45,500 Hey, come on. How old are you? 493 00:27:48,798 --> 00:27:49,798 Fair enough. 494 00:27:53,762 --> 00:27:55,812 You know the problem with an eye for an eye? 495 00:27:55,889 --> 00:27:57,559 Makes the whole world blind? 496 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,810 They go for the eye, 497 00:28:00,894 --> 00:28:02,104 you go for the hand. 498 00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:07,533 Austin! 499 00:28:07,609 --> 00:28:09,989 Found the superglue to fix your glasses. 500 00:28:12,113 --> 00:28:13,113 Honey? 501 00:28:46,439 --> 00:28:49,439 - Your bedroom is amazing. - I know. 502 00:28:50,986 --> 00:28:52,646 Oh hey. This is really cute. 503 00:28:53,238 --> 00:28:54,238 Try it on. 504 00:28:58,034 --> 00:28:59,454 Oh, I love that on you. 505 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,120 Keep it. 506 00:29:02,247 --> 00:29:04,457 - Seriously? - Yeah, one hundo percent. 507 00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:06,921 Looks way better on you than it ever did on me. 508 00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:10,703 I cannot believe how much English homework 509 00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:12,417 we have. It is only our first day. 510 00:29:12,507 --> 00:29:14,717 Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole. 511 00:29:14,801 --> 00:29:18,051 Oh, he's a power-hungry monster. Total troll beneath the bridge. 512 00:29:18,138 --> 00:29:20,638 It's like, I'm sorry you suck. 513 00:29:20,724 --> 00:29:24,194 Yeah, like, I'm sorry your dick is small, and nobody wants to touch it. 514 00:29:24,269 --> 00:29:27,359 I'm sorry you're balding. That must be hard for you. 515 00:29:27,939 --> 00:29:30,529 So, how are you liking Wellsbury? Is it paradise? 516 00:29:31,109 --> 00:29:32,109 It's weird. 517 00:29:32,569 --> 00:29:37,369 I'm supposed to subtly and casually ask you if you have a boyfriend? 518 00:29:37,991 --> 00:29:39,701 Hunter wants to know. 519 00:29:39,784 --> 00:29:43,204 Oh, uh... No, I don't. I've never had a boyfriend. 520 00:29:43,288 --> 00:29:45,038 I've never even kissed a guy. 521 00:29:45,123 --> 00:29:47,383 We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl. 522 00:29:47,459 --> 00:29:48,879 That sounds awful... 523 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,210 or potentially thrilling. 524 00:29:51,296 --> 00:29:54,006 Like, you can utterly change your personality. 525 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:55,760 You'd get along with my mother. 526 00:29:55,842 --> 00:29:59,052 I'd love to get along with your mother. God, she's so banging. 527 00:29:59,137 --> 00:30:03,097 Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion of everyone who's ever met Georgia. 528 00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:04,183 Georgia. 529 00:30:04,851 --> 00:30:05,851 And you're Virginia? 530 00:30:06,686 --> 00:30:10,396 My brother's Austin. My mom named us after the places we were born. 531 00:30:10,982 --> 00:30:11,982 Poetic. 532 00:30:12,317 --> 00:30:14,817 I just can't believe she was with that guy today. 533 00:30:14,903 --> 00:30:16,047 She always does this. 534 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,283 She moves us around, and she meets a guy, 535 00:30:18,365 --> 00:30:20,405 they break up, so we have to move again. 536 00:30:20,492 --> 00:30:23,372 Or she meets a guy, and we have to move to go be with him. 537 00:30:23,453 --> 00:30:25,163 It's always about a fricking guy! 538 00:30:25,246 --> 00:30:26,745 I can't blame her for Kenny dying, 539 00:30:26,746 --> 00:30:28,626 but she promised this would be different. 540 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:31,088 And what, noon on our first day in town? 541 00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:34,170 Well, you can't move. 542 00:30:34,255 --> 00:30:35,875 I've decided I really like you. 543 00:30:36,675 --> 00:30:38,385 - Really? - Uh, yeah. 544 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:41,550 "I'm confident I can take the pop quiz today." 545 00:30:41,638 --> 00:30:43,968 Pfft! You're my idol. Do you want a soda? 546 00:30:44,057 --> 00:30:46,637 'Cause my blood needs sugar and chemicals to focus. 547 00:30:46,726 --> 00:30:47,806 - Sure. - Cool. 548 00:31:00,407 --> 00:31:01,527 Are you stalking me? 549 00:31:02,659 --> 00:31:03,659 What? 550 00:31:03,993 --> 00:31:05,873 No. Max invited me. 551 00:31:42,741 --> 00:31:44,201 Marcus, what are you doing? 552 00:31:45,326 --> 00:31:47,906 - Why is that in my room? - No one checks your room. 553 00:31:47,996 --> 00:31:50,746 Gross. Get help. Also, can you please leave? 554 00:31:50,832 --> 00:31:52,002 We're trying to study. 555 00:31:57,464 --> 00:31:59,014 Sorry about him. 556 00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:00,340 It's fine. Uh... 557 00:32:11,853 --> 00:32:14,023 So, what's your favorite song by Wednesday? 558 00:32:14,105 --> 00:32:15,815 You don't have to be a jerk. 559 00:32:15,899 --> 00:32:17,609 No, I don't have to be. 560 00:32:18,359 --> 00:32:20,029 - Nice bike. - Thanks. 561 00:32:20,737 --> 00:32:22,567 Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime. 562 00:32:23,114 --> 00:32:24,454 When? December? 563 00:32:30,288 --> 00:32:32,708 Girls always want an Insta on the bike. 564 00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:35,501 All right, where's your phone? 565 00:32:36,961 --> 00:32:39,011 Hey! Stop! No! 566 00:32:57,148 --> 00:32:59,858 Virginia Miller, you little idiot. 567 00:33:12,288 --> 00:33:13,958 That was seriously not cool. 568 00:33:24,259 --> 00:33:25,259 Oh... 569 00:33:28,930 --> 00:33:30,220 Marcus, let's go. 570 00:33:33,351 --> 00:33:37,270 - Who's she? - No one. Just one of Maxine's dumb friends. 571 00:33:48,825 --> 00:33:51,945 - How was your first day, dear? - I have a ton of homework to do. 572 00:33:52,036 --> 00:33:54,956 Hey! You get back here when I am talking to you! 573 00:33:55,039 --> 00:33:57,379 I don't want you with that guy or on that bike! 574 00:33:58,793 --> 00:34:00,173 You don't understand. 575 00:34:00,253 --> 00:34:03,013 Oh, you think I don't understand. 576 00:34:03,089 --> 00:34:06,259 I understand. Believe me, Mommy understands. 577 00:34:06,885 --> 00:34:08,335 You are me, 578 00:34:08,428 --> 00:34:09,638 and I was an idiot. 579 00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:13,889 I've broken my back giving you every opportunity that I never had, 580 00:34:13,975 --> 00:34:15,750 so you're gonna throw it all away 581 00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:17,941 on the first jerkoff Shawn Hunter wannabe. 582 00:34:18,563 --> 00:34:21,823 You know who's sexy? Skinny, nerdy guy in your biology class. 583 00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,490 Have sex with that guy. Bang future Mark Zuckerberg. 584 00:34:24,569 --> 00:34:26,609 Have you learned nothin' from Romy and Michele? 585 00:34:26,696 --> 00:34:29,116 Nervous I might tap into your weed supply, Mommy? 586 00:34:29,198 --> 00:34:32,288 I'm not banging anyone 'cause I'm not you. 587 00:34:32,368 --> 00:34:35,748 I don't show up into a new town and immediately have a boyfriend. 588 00:34:36,331 --> 00:34:39,171 - I saw you today with that guy. - What guy? 589 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:42,380 Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses. 590 00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:46,756 Why don't you tell Austin, Mom? Tell him how all your promises are shit 591 00:34:46,841 --> 00:34:48,971 because you're already getting your hooks into some guy. 592 00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:51,802 Don't give me the sob story on the crap you went through 593 00:34:51,888 --> 00:34:54,678 so we could have a better life. Frankly, it's boring. 594 00:34:56,684 --> 00:34:57,854 You're with a guy? 595 00:34:57,936 --> 00:34:58,936 Austin, it's... 596 00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:03,190 Fine! We wanna slam doors? 597 00:35:03,274 --> 00:35:05,364 Well, we can all slam doors! 598 00:35:18,623 --> 00:35:21,083 - May I help you? - I was looking for a bag. 599 00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:22,207 What kind of bag? 600 00:35:22,794 --> 00:35:24,384 A really nice one. 601 00:35:25,463 --> 00:35:26,463 I can pay. 602 00:35:26,464 --> 00:35:28,553 I meant, did you have a designer in mind? 603 00:35:28,554 --> 00:35:30,134 We have a lovely bag selection. 604 00:35:30,218 --> 00:35:32,138 Oh! OK! 605 00:35:32,762 --> 00:35:35,682 For a second, I thought we were gonna have a Pretty Woman moment. 606 00:35:35,765 --> 00:35:38,095 "You work on commission, right?" 607 00:35:38,184 --> 00:35:40,234 - No, I don't. - OK. 608 00:35:42,021 --> 00:35:43,941 Oh, this is lovely. 609 00:35:45,441 --> 00:35:46,441 Great. 610 00:35:47,986 --> 00:35:48,986 Hmm. 611 00:35:52,073 --> 00:35:54,583 Sorry. This is declined. Do you have another card? 612 00:35:54,659 --> 00:35:55,659 Try it again. 613 00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:02,831 Mm-mm. I'm sorry. 614 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,300 So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment 615 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:10,220 is gonna happen after all. 616 00:36:19,851 --> 00:36:24,691 Hello. Hi, excuse me, but I got these as a gift from my husband. 617 00:36:24,772 --> 00:36:26,232 He is so well-meanin'. 618 00:36:26,315 --> 00:36:27,850 He lost the receipt. 619 00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:30,025 I told him to just come back in here and talk to you 620 00:36:30,111 --> 00:36:32,701 because I knew you'd understand, but he was too chicken. 621 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:36,910 So, here I am, returning my own wedding anniversary present. 622 00:36:36,993 --> 00:36:38,413 Can you believe? 623 00:36:38,995 --> 00:36:40,655 I was thinking store credit. 624 00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:47,668 - Why is my card getting declined? - Georgia... 625 00:36:47,754 --> 00:36:49,634 It's my money. Kenny left it to me. 626 00:36:49,714 --> 00:36:52,934 Listen, we're not dealing with chump change here. 627 00:36:53,009 --> 00:36:56,009 We're dealing with yoga studios. We're dealing with a house. 628 00:36:56,095 --> 00:36:58,715 We're dealing with an ex-wife who thinks you're the Antichrist. 629 00:36:58,806 --> 00:37:00,676 She's contesting the will. 630 00:37:00,767 --> 00:37:01,767 What? 631 00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:03,598 What does that m... 632 00:37:04,145 --> 00:37:07,645 - She talking to the cops? - Cops? Why would she talk to cops? 633 00:37:07,732 --> 00:37:09,152 This is about the will. 634 00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:11,993 She's just saying she helped build his yoga franchise. 635 00:37:12,070 --> 00:37:15,240 Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit. 636 00:37:15,323 --> 00:37:17,373 Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations. 637 00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:18,950 She says you're a cheap skank 638 00:37:19,035 --> 00:37:20,390 who married Kenny for his money, 639 00:37:20,391 --> 00:37:22,905 and she deserves a part of the franchise. 640 00:37:22,997 --> 00:37:24,537 She really hates you. 641 00:37:24,624 --> 00:37:26,214 It's my money, Marty. It's legit. 642 00:37:26,292 --> 00:37:30,002 Listen, it's all fine. We take care of our own, 643 00:37:30,588 --> 00:37:32,008 and I'm taking care of it. 644 00:37:32,090 --> 00:37:35,760 Marty, I own a house now with a vegetable garden and everything. 645 00:37:36,427 --> 00:37:39,597 - I need the money from Kenny's account. - The garden sounds nice. 646 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,060 Marty, you're my lawyer. 647 00:37:41,766 --> 00:37:43,426 Figure out my money, please. 648 00:37:44,977 --> 00:37:46,017 Hi, Zach. 649 00:37:46,521 --> 00:37:47,691 I'm Austin's mom. 650 00:37:48,356 --> 00:37:50,146 Would you come over here for a sec? 651 00:37:51,484 --> 00:37:52,484 Zach, 652 00:37:53,027 --> 00:37:55,857 Austin was telling me about how you broke his glasses. 653 00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:56,987 No, I didn't. 654 00:37:57,073 --> 00:37:58,323 It wasn't a question. 655 00:37:58,407 --> 00:38:01,327 You broke Austin's glasses, which makes you a bee. 656 00:38:01,410 --> 00:38:03,330 Austin, what do we do to bees? 657 00:38:06,124 --> 00:38:09,174 I think you were right. Austin fell and broke his glasses 658 00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:11,502 like you fell and broke your nose, understand? 659 00:38:14,257 --> 00:38:16,677 That was a question. Do you understand? 660 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:19,010 - Yes! - Mm-hmm. 661 00:38:19,095 --> 00:38:20,095 Ow! 662 00:38:20,138 --> 00:38:22,008 Ah! Ow! 663 00:38:22,098 --> 00:38:24,018 We got a nosebleed over here. 664 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,730 Ow! 665 00:38:25,810 --> 00:38:26,810 Zach! 666 00:38:27,311 --> 00:38:30,231 Sweetheart, are you OK? 667 00:38:30,314 --> 00:38:32,114 He had a nasty little spill. 668 00:38:32,191 --> 00:38:34,691 - Thank you so much for being here. - Of course. 669 00:38:34,777 --> 00:38:37,567 Such a sweet boy. You should be more careful. 670 00:38:39,365 --> 00:38:40,775 And I'll see you tonight. 671 00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:43,617 I am so excited for the school board meetin'. 672 00:38:43,703 --> 00:38:45,663 If we don't protect our kids, who will? 673 00:38:45,746 --> 00:38:47,536 Yes, that's exactly right. 674 00:38:48,249 --> 00:38:51,089 Oh, sweetie. 675 00:38:54,714 --> 00:38:56,985 So then, after ordering the shrimp basket, 676 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,934 Jax, like, reaches into his pants... 677 00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:02,310 not his pocket, Ginny, his pants, like, where his balls are... 678 00:39:02,388 --> 00:39:04,616 and he just pulls out a ring and proposes. 679 00:39:04,617 --> 00:39:05,678 It is the best show. 680 00:39:05,766 --> 00:39:08,186 - Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules? - No, sorry. 681 00:39:08,269 --> 00:39:10,769 Neither does Ginny. You guys are so uncultured. 682 00:39:10,855 --> 00:39:13,105 She's coming over tonight so I can pop her cherry. 683 00:39:13,191 --> 00:39:14,981 Oh, OK. Uh... 684 00:39:15,067 --> 00:39:18,317 I was just gonna ask if you wanna maybe hang later tonight, but... 685 00:39:18,404 --> 00:39:19,404 Oh! 686 00:39:19,947 --> 00:39:21,237 No. She can hang. 687 00:39:22,158 --> 00:39:25,078 - But you just said... - It's the worst show, Hunter. 688 00:39:25,161 --> 00:39:27,711 Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad. 689 00:39:27,788 --> 00:39:30,458 OK, so, would you want to then? 690 00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:32,415 Uh-huh. Sure. 691 00:39:32,501 --> 00:39:35,001 - Great. It's a date. - Oh... 692 00:39:35,796 --> 00:39:38,336 A date? You mean as friends? 693 00:39:39,675 --> 00:39:40,755 Or as a date. 694 00:39:41,802 --> 00:39:42,892 Uh... 695 00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:44,680 Right. Yeah. 696 00:39:44,764 --> 00:39:46,974 Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that. 697 00:39:47,058 --> 00:39:49,098 That sounds... good. 698 00:39:49,185 --> 00:39:50,805 A date. Cool. 699 00:39:50,895 --> 00:39:51,935 Cool. 700 00:39:53,314 --> 00:39:55,864 - Look at you go, Texas. - I have a date. 701 00:39:55,942 --> 00:39:58,021 You'll need to borrow something to wear 702 00:39:58,022 --> 00:39:59,702 since all your clothes are horrible, 703 00:39:59,779 --> 00:40:02,779 no offense, just from what I've seen so far. I'm assuming. 704 00:40:02,865 --> 00:40:04,865 But I'm very excited. I'm dying. 705 00:40:04,951 --> 00:40:06,581 I've never had a date. 706 00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:09,001 Oh my God. This is your first date ever? 707 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,790 - This is huge! - It's no big deal. 708 00:40:10,873 --> 00:40:13,883 OK, I'm ignoring you because, obviously, this is a big deal. 709 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,340 Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool. 710 00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:18,170 I will be over at 6:00 to help you get ready. 711 00:40:18,256 --> 00:40:20,836 Whoa, I've never been this excited in my whole life. 712 00:40:20,925 --> 00:40:22,005 Holy shit. 713 00:40:22,718 --> 00:40:23,758 Who's that? 714 00:40:25,429 --> 00:40:27,309 That is Ginny's mom. 715 00:40:29,684 --> 00:40:31,394 I know. 716 00:40:32,186 --> 00:40:33,686 I'll catch you guys later. 717 00:40:34,272 --> 00:40:35,562 See you tonight, Ginny. 718 00:40:35,648 --> 00:40:37,018 Ooh! 719 00:40:39,735 --> 00:40:43,275 What are you doing here? You know I hate when you show up at my school. 720 00:40:43,906 --> 00:40:46,236 I wanna make up. I don't like when we fight. 721 00:40:46,325 --> 00:40:48,825 - I brought a surprise. - Car picnic! Car picnic! 722 00:40:48,911 --> 00:40:51,371 Fine, whatever. Car picnic. Let's get outta here. 723 00:40:57,962 --> 00:40:58,962 Mm. 724 00:40:59,505 --> 00:41:00,505 Bacony. 725 00:41:01,007 --> 00:41:03,927 - Pass the chocolate milkshake, please. - Grotesque. 726 00:41:05,094 --> 00:41:06,144 OK. 727 00:41:06,804 --> 00:41:08,014 You have to stop. 728 00:41:08,723 --> 00:41:12,643 I shouldn't have gone all mom on you about that jerkoff with the bike, 729 00:41:12,727 --> 00:41:15,227 but I had a flashback of this age. 730 00:41:15,313 --> 00:41:18,903 Your whole life flashed before my eyes, and you were pregnant and broke 731 00:41:18,983 --> 00:41:21,363 and a high school dropout, and all that was fine. 732 00:41:21,861 --> 00:41:25,701 But then, you had a super bratty teenage daughter, 733 00:41:25,781 --> 00:41:29,451 and honestly, that was awful. I just wouldn't wish that on you. 734 00:41:36,067 --> 00:41:37,126 Forgive me? 735 00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:38,416 - Yes? - Yes. 736 00:41:38,502 --> 00:41:39,502 Whoo! 737 00:41:39,837 --> 00:41:42,207 You were right. He was a jerkoff. 738 00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:46,140 Besides, um, I have a date tonight with a different guy. 739 00:41:47,762 --> 00:41:49,102 - Zuckerberg? - Mom! 740 00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:52,060 Your first date ever! This is big. 741 00:41:52,141 --> 00:41:53,641 That's what Maxine said. 742 00:41:53,726 --> 00:41:54,726 Maxine? 743 00:41:55,394 --> 00:41:57,654 Oh, uh, my new friend. 744 00:41:57,730 --> 00:41:59,480 Your new friend! 745 00:41:59,565 --> 00:42:00,935 Well, well, well! 746 00:42:01,817 --> 00:42:03,567 Told you this place was different. 747 00:42:03,652 --> 00:42:06,112 Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut. 748 00:42:09,992 --> 00:42:11,082 This is putrid. 749 00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:18,833 I like it. 750 00:42:19,335 --> 00:42:20,995 This will keep the swelling down. 751 00:42:23,756 --> 00:42:24,756 Do I wanna know? 752 00:42:25,591 --> 00:42:27,551 You wouldn't approve. 753 00:42:29,178 --> 00:42:30,218 I am done here! 754 00:42:30,304 --> 00:42:31,934 Wow, these extensions are great. 755 00:42:32,515 --> 00:42:34,975 You look beautiful. 756 00:42:35,059 --> 00:42:37,173 You both are really ruining this for me. 757 00:42:37,174 --> 00:42:39,189 This is some straight Judy Blume shit. 758 00:42:39,772 --> 00:42:41,862 I want my ashes scattered in this closet. 759 00:42:41,941 --> 00:42:44,191 Don't rub your eyes. You'll smear your mascara. 760 00:42:44,276 --> 00:42:47,066 And under no circumstances have sex. 761 00:42:47,154 --> 00:42:49,150 However, if you give him a blow job, 762 00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:50,151 there is this trick with the balls... 763 00:42:50,157 --> 00:42:51,447 Mom! 764 00:42:51,534 --> 00:42:53,584 I'm kidding! No blow jobs. 765 00:42:53,661 --> 00:42:56,711 You're trying too hard to be edgy. It's annoying, and no one likes you. 766 00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:58,789 - I like you. - She likes me. 767 00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:01,342 Tell me about this Hunter kid. 768 00:43:01,877 --> 00:43:04,087 Oh, yeah, I've known Hunter my whole life. 769 00:43:04,672 --> 00:43:07,802 Seventh grade is when he got hot, but he's still super nice, 770 00:43:07,883 --> 00:43:09,053 so everyone loves him. 771 00:43:09,135 --> 00:43:10,885 And he's, like, super smart. 772 00:43:10,970 --> 00:43:14,180 He's in our AP English class, where he saw Ginny's epic takedown. 773 00:43:14,265 --> 00:43:15,265 Takedown? 774 00:43:15,266 --> 00:43:18,016 - No, it was nothing. - It was awesome. 775 00:43:18,102 --> 00:43:20,982 Mr. Gitten was like, "You won't be able to keep up in this class," 776 00:43:21,063 --> 00:43:23,153 and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!" 777 00:43:23,232 --> 00:43:25,992 - It was awesome. - He said you couldn't keep up? 778 00:43:26,068 --> 00:43:28,698 It wasn't a big deal. Please, just don't do anything. 779 00:43:28,779 --> 00:43:29,859 I can handle it. 780 00:43:29,947 --> 00:43:30,947 Fine. 781 00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:34,735 You're wearing that to a school board meeting? 782 00:43:35,494 --> 00:43:36,584 Yeah. 783 00:43:37,496 --> 00:43:39,786 Thanks, man. So, where in Texas are you from? 784 00:43:41,333 --> 00:43:44,923 Austin and then Fort Worth and then Houston. 785 00:43:45,004 --> 00:43:47,211 Wow. You move around a lot. 786 00:43:47,298 --> 00:43:49,718 Must be hard to, like, make friends and stuff. 787 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,390 Yeah, it sucks. 788 00:43:52,511 --> 00:43:55,040 Hey, let's just skip over all that typical 789 00:43:55,041 --> 00:43:57,391 first date stuff and get juicy with it. 790 00:43:57,475 --> 00:43:58,635 Juicy? 791 00:43:58,726 --> 00:44:00,806 The dirt. The goods. 792 00:44:01,437 --> 00:44:02,437 I'll start. 793 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,570 Uh... when I was in fifth grade, I had crazy buck teeth. 794 00:44:06,650 --> 00:44:07,940 Big monster baddies. 795 00:44:10,488 --> 00:44:13,368 - I had buck teeth too. - Yeah? I had headgear. 796 00:44:13,449 --> 00:44:15,199 I had a wheeling backpack. 797 00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:18,044 Oh God. Oh no, no. 798 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,120 I have to leave. 799 00:44:29,173 --> 00:44:32,053 Ellen, hi! I have your plate. It's washed and ready... 800 00:44:32,134 --> 00:44:35,014 Wanna smoke the weed I confiscated from my delinquent son? 801 00:44:38,057 --> 00:44:40,307 I need this to survive tonight. 802 00:44:40,392 --> 00:44:42,772 Those mothers are vicious. 803 00:44:42,853 --> 00:44:43,853 I got that. 804 00:44:44,355 --> 00:44:46,435 The criminal mastermind hid it in a box 805 00:44:46,524 --> 00:44:48,984 in the back of his closet labeled "math homework." 806 00:44:49,068 --> 00:44:50,988 Right? 807 00:44:51,070 --> 00:44:54,320 Like I'd believe he'd label his homework. 808 00:44:54,406 --> 00:44:56,736 He doesn't even do his homework. 809 00:44:56,825 --> 00:44:58,615 Ginny's on a date tonight. 810 00:44:58,702 --> 00:45:01,502 I know. Max wouldn't shut up about it. Mm. 811 00:45:02,748 --> 00:45:03,868 Max is gay. 812 00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:05,532 She came out when she was nine, 813 00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:07,800 by announcing her love for Barbie's boobs. 814 00:45:07,878 --> 00:45:09,508 Bitch has got great boobs. 815 00:45:09,588 --> 00:45:12,968 We're good with it, Clint and I. That's my husband, Clint. 816 00:45:13,467 --> 00:45:16,847 - He's very supportive. He's a good dad. - That's important. 817 00:45:17,388 --> 00:45:18,928 Ginny's dad's a good dad. 818 00:45:19,014 --> 00:45:22,064 Zion. He does this thing where he sends her books all the time. 819 00:45:22,142 --> 00:45:24,562 He writes in the margins little notes for her. 820 00:45:24,645 --> 00:45:25,805 It's cute. 821 00:45:26,814 --> 00:45:28,944 Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison. 822 00:45:29,024 --> 00:45:30,694 Prison? For what? 823 00:45:30,776 --> 00:45:32,066 Fraud, embezzlement. 824 00:45:32,945 --> 00:45:35,605 - Oh, don't worry, he was framed. - How do you know? 825 00:45:37,575 --> 00:45:38,575 I framed him. 826 00:45:40,828 --> 00:45:42,957 What? 827 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:45,920 There they are. 828 00:45:49,003 --> 00:45:50,923 And he opened the door for her. 829 00:45:51,005 --> 00:45:52,665 He drives a Porsche! 830 00:45:54,758 --> 00:45:55,758 This was fun. 831 00:45:55,843 --> 00:45:56,893 - Very fun. - Yeah. 832 00:45:57,428 --> 00:46:00,348 Wholesome fun. In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way. 833 00:46:00,431 --> 00:46:02,771 I don't think you're lame. I think you're nice. 834 00:46:02,850 --> 00:46:05,310 You wouldn't ask me to play with your balls. 835 00:46:07,271 --> 00:46:09,940 - Oh my God. - Uh, no, it's OK. 836 00:46:10,691 --> 00:46:11,731 I had a good time. 837 00:46:22,661 --> 00:46:23,911 See ya. 838 00:46:23,996 --> 00:46:24,996 OK. 839 00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:29,293 Mom, please! Grow up! 840 00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:31,796 That was one steamy hug. 841 00:46:31,879 --> 00:46:33,306 Thank you for respecting my privacy 842 00:46:33,307 --> 00:46:35,299 and normal mother-daughter boundaries! 843 00:46:35,382 --> 00:46:36,512 You're welcome. 844 00:46:40,179 --> 00:46:43,309 We live in one of the wealthiest cities in the US. 845 00:46:43,390 --> 00:46:46,890 I find it unbelievable. I mean, we can buy organic food. 846 00:46:46,977 --> 00:46:48,687 Cynthia runs Wellsbury. 847 00:46:48,771 --> 00:46:50,981 Trust me, just steer clear. 848 00:46:51,065 --> 00:46:52,265 Steer clear. Got it. 849 00:46:52,358 --> 00:46:55,088 Microplastics are what will get our children. 850 00:46:55,089 --> 00:46:56,990 - It's in our food... - I see you've already met 851 00:46:56,991 --> 00:46:58,990 the town's most eligible bachelor. 852 00:46:59,073 --> 00:47:01,373 - Yummy, no? - It's a conspiracy. 853 00:47:01,450 --> 00:47:03,160 We hear you, 854 00:47:03,243 --> 00:47:04,873 and we do not disagree with you. 855 00:47:05,704 --> 00:47:07,964 However, our options are extremely limited. 856 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,231 This is the cheapest meal plan available, 857 00:47:10,232 --> 00:47:12,210 and our budget is stretched too thin. 858 00:47:12,294 --> 00:47:13,464 Unacceptable. 859 00:47:13,545 --> 00:47:16,625 Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody. 860 00:47:17,424 --> 00:47:20,264 For those who don't know me, I'm Georgia Miller. 861 00:47:20,344 --> 00:47:24,434 I am so grateful to Cynthia for alerting me to this problem. 862 00:47:24,515 --> 00:47:28,055 I know you're all familiar with Wellsbury's best-kept secret, 863 00:47:28,143 --> 00:47:30,063 Joe's Blue Farm Cafe. 864 00:47:30,145 --> 00:47:32,305 His hummus is outrageous. 865 00:47:32,398 --> 00:47:34,528 Joe has graciously offered, 866 00:47:34,608 --> 00:47:36,568 for a very affordable fee, 867 00:47:36,652 --> 00:47:40,072 to provide a healthy, locally grown, organic lunch option 868 00:47:40,155 --> 00:47:43,905 to the school district fresh from his farm a few miles outside of town. 869 00:47:44,993 --> 00:47:47,003 - Oh my God. - Joe, that's great. 870 00:47:47,079 --> 00:47:50,249 OK, well, in that case, meeting's adjourned. 871 00:47:50,332 --> 00:47:52,502 - Thanks for coming. - Told you it'd be a hit. 872 00:47:52,584 --> 00:47:55,424 No, you marched into my restaurant and threatened to report me 873 00:47:55,504 --> 00:47:57,738 to the Department of Labor for exploiting 874 00:47:57,739 --> 00:47:59,974 unpaid interns as employees if I said no. 875 00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:02,300 Like I said, I appreciate a good scam. 876 00:48:03,595 --> 00:48:04,595 Yeah. 877 00:48:06,014 --> 00:48:07,184 We did it. 878 00:48:09,476 --> 00:48:13,516 Lemonade, uh, lemon pie, and lemon meringue, yeah? 879 00:48:13,605 --> 00:48:16,015 And a delightful lemon Jell-O. 880 00:48:17,276 --> 00:48:19,106 How'd you convince Joe to do that? 881 00:48:19,194 --> 00:48:22,784 I simply pointed out it would mean so much to the community. 882 00:48:24,032 --> 00:48:25,032 Uh-huh. 883 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,200 All right, Georgia. You win. 884 00:48:28,287 --> 00:48:31,617 Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy is a force to be reckoned with. 885 00:48:31,707 --> 00:48:33,167 Can you start Thursday? 886 00:48:35,169 --> 00:48:37,419 Well, I thought you'd never ask. 887 00:48:45,763 --> 00:48:46,933 What are you doing here? 888 00:48:48,056 --> 00:48:49,676 So, this is your room, huh? 889 00:48:49,767 --> 00:48:52,557 - Yes, and why are you in it? - Do you like him? 890 00:48:52,644 --> 00:48:53,654 Hunter? 891 00:48:53,729 --> 00:48:54,769 Why do you care? 892 00:48:55,981 --> 00:48:57,071 Do you like him? 893 00:48:57,149 --> 00:48:58,189 Yeah, I do. 894 00:48:59,526 --> 00:49:00,526 OK then. 895 00:49:01,361 --> 00:49:02,361 That's that. 896 00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:07,790 That's what? I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember? 897 00:49:07,868 --> 00:49:11,208 Who climbs through a window? This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo... 898 00:49:12,372 --> 00:49:13,712 What the hell was that? 899 00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:16,381 Who kisses someone after they use the word "rapey"? 900 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,130 Sorry. I know you were on that date. 901 00:49:18,212 --> 00:49:20,462 Maxine won't shut up about how perfect you and Hunter are, 902 00:49:20,547 --> 00:49:22,507 and I can't stop thinking about you. 903 00:49:24,134 --> 00:49:25,644 The other day when you grabbed me... 904 00:49:49,368 --> 00:49:50,408 Nice. 905 00:50:23,068 --> 00:50:26,066 - Um... - Do you think you can handle two fingers? 906 00:50:27,614 --> 00:50:30,204 Uh... Yeah, sure. I think so. 907 00:50:35,831 --> 00:50:37,041 Does that feel good? 908 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,880 Yeah. Yeah, it does. 909 00:50:57,811 --> 00:50:58,811 Hang on. 910 00:51:00,063 --> 00:51:01,573 Um... Here. 911 00:51:08,614 --> 00:51:11,744 - Uh... So, um, that was my first... - So, I better get going. 912 00:51:11,825 --> 00:51:12,825 What? 913 00:51:13,994 --> 00:51:16,084 Sorry, uh, what... What were you gonna say? 914 00:51:16,163 --> 00:51:17,619 Our moms are gonna get back 915 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:20,083 from that school thing soon, so, you know... 916 00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:21,667 Oh... 917 00:51:21,668 --> 00:51:22,708 OK. Um... 918 00:51:22,794 --> 00:51:24,214 So I'll see you around? 919 00:51:25,923 --> 00:51:26,923 Definitely. 920 00:51:28,008 --> 00:51:30,888 Hey, um... can we keep this on the DL? 921 00:51:30,969 --> 00:51:33,309 I don't want this getting back to Padma and... 922 00:51:34,139 --> 00:51:36,889 I'm sure you don't want this getting back to Hunter. 923 00:51:36,975 --> 00:51:38,055 I was gonna say that. 924 00:51:38,143 --> 00:51:41,153 I'd hate for such a dumb thing to ruin my chance with Hunter. 925 00:51:41,730 --> 00:51:42,730 OK then. 926 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,850 I hate this. 927 00:52:20,435 --> 00:52:21,975 Keep working on it. 928 00:52:22,062 --> 00:52:24,022 You should ask Kenny for some pointers. 929 00:52:25,232 --> 00:52:27,032 Think the mung bean burgers are done. 930 00:52:27,609 --> 00:52:29,989 Mung bean? Gross. 931 00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:31,240 I miss pizza. 932 00:52:31,863 --> 00:52:34,573 I hate this phony Stepford family dinner crap. 933 00:52:36,493 --> 00:52:39,083 - What the hell? - You will not bitch about family dinner. 934 00:52:39,162 --> 00:52:41,042 We are a family, and we will have dinner. 935 00:52:41,123 --> 00:52:43,383 - Kenny's not my family. - Oh, hell yes, he is. 936 00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,538 - My dad is... - Your dad is where? 937 00:52:45,627 --> 00:52:47,417 Where is he? Alaska? 938 00:52:47,504 --> 00:52:48,764 Last month it was Nepal. 939 00:52:50,132 --> 00:52:52,092 Hey, babe. When's dinner ready? 940 00:52:52,718 --> 00:52:55,298 - I am starving. - I'm gonna check on it right now. 941 00:53:04,271 --> 00:53:06,191 You need to work on your form. 942 00:53:07,858 --> 00:53:09,938 How was night one in your new room? 943 00:53:10,027 --> 00:53:11,147 Fine. 944 00:53:13,196 --> 00:53:15,464 You need to arch your back less. 945 00:53:15,465 --> 00:53:16,465 OK, I got it. 946 00:53:18,368 --> 00:53:19,698 I got it. 947 00:53:20,871 --> 00:53:21,961 Kenny, stop. 948 00:53:22,039 --> 00:53:23,289 Kenny, I got it. 949 00:53:23,915 --> 00:53:24,915 Dinner's ready. 950 00:53:43,268 --> 00:53:45,058 Passion or power. 951 00:53:50,650 --> 00:53:51,990 Power is cold. 952 00:53:53,153 --> 00:53:55,323 It's about control. It's a game. 953 00:53:55,405 --> 00:53:57,235 There are winners and losers. 954 00:54:00,702 --> 00:54:02,252 - Oh, thanks, babe. - Of course. 955 00:54:05,707 --> 00:54:07,247 If someone has power, 956 00:54:07,334 --> 00:54:10,424 that means intrinsically that someone else does not. 957 00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:14,550 I always thought 958 00:54:14,633 --> 00:54:17,723 that when the time came for me to have sex, I'd want passion. 959 00:54:17,803 --> 00:54:18,933 Passion is hot. 960 00:54:20,138 --> 00:54:23,808 But now, I think you only want passion until you've been burned. 961 00:54:24,434 --> 00:54:26,484 Then power starts looking really good. 962 00:54:33,985 --> 00:54:36,565 Padma, right? There's something you should know. 963 00:54:36,655 --> 00:54:39,025 - What? - We're late for class. We should go. 964 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,580 You have something on your shirt. Got it. 965 00:54:42,661 --> 00:54:44,291 Oh, thanks. 966 00:54:44,371 --> 00:54:46,081 Never let your guard down. 967 00:54:47,082 --> 00:54:48,132 I get it now. 968 00:54:52,504 --> 00:54:54,304 I guess in the end... 969 00:54:54,381 --> 00:54:55,381 Oh! 970 00:54:55,382 --> 00:54:58,392 ... you're still just getting screwed. 971 00:55:12,149 --> 00:55:14,109 For the first time in my life, 972 00:55:18,697 --> 00:55:21,867 I think I'm finally starting to understand my mother. 973 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 71291

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