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- I know a girl who
took a picture of hers
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and she sent it
to the queen of Denmark
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and made like $10,000.
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- What did it look like? Her?
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It was the shape of a heart.
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- She shitted out a heart,
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and the queen of Denmark
bought a picture of it?
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- She shat out a heart.
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- You don't say shat.
- You say shit.
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- You say shat.
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- You say shit.
- You say shat.
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- — You say shit. Shit. Shit.
- You say shat.
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- Shit goes to shitted.
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- You say shat.
- — there's no shat.
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- It's like die and dice.
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- Sh-sh—shat. — sh—sh-shit!
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- She-she-she...
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- shit, shit, oh, sha, sha
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- sha, sha, sha, sha
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- sha, sha, cha, cha, cha, cha
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- sha, sha, sha, shit
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- shit, shit, shit
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- shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit
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- shit, shit, sha
- shit, shit, she
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- shit, shit, shit - shit!
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[Women scream]
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- Ow!
- [Crying]
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- Sorry.
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Are you okay?
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- It's like stars
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inside my head.
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- John...
- Yeah?
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- Did you shat in your pants?
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[Laughing]
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The queen of Denmark.
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- The queen of Denmark.
- Get out.
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- She was a tart.
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The queen of Denmark.
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She loved shit,
oh, the queen of Denmark.
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She wanted it so bad.
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- — Bye!
- You should come up.
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- Mia! —vie!
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- Mia! Come on. —vie!
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- Tell him to come up.
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- I have a bunch of stuff
I have to do today.
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- Like what?
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You're so stupid.
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- Violet, come the fuck on.
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[Laughter]
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- I hate him!
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Stupid!
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[Intense instrumental music]
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- [Coughing]
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- Do you think John is hot?
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- He needs to wake up.
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[Horn honking]
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- You should do him.
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Let's both do him.
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- Let's call him
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and tell him we're both
gonna do him at the same time.
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Come on!
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It'll be madness!
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No!
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- What?
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- I lost my phone!
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- In my bag.
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- [Groans]
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This phone is shit!
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- You want some water?
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Slam!
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- [Over radio] Women continue
to be paid less than men,
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even after all the factors...
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After all of those...
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[Talking over radio continues]
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[Dog barking]
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[Men conversing indistinctly]
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- What are you smiling at?
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You.
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- Why?
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- Because you make me smile.
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- Why are you always so sweet?
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- Because you're always
so beautiful.
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- Today, Prashant,
I'm just tired.
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[Women conversing indistinctly]
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- So I said, "do I look like
the kind of girl
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"who's going to buy bras,
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"take them home, try them on,
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and then try to return them?"
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[Horn honking]
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I tried on one bra... one bra.
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- [Groans]
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I'm up.
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I'm gonna... win.
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[Piano music]
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- I'm just saying...
- Don't mess with me!
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[Glugging]
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[Clattering]
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- [Groans]
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Shit.
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- Peanut!
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- super cat, super cat
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you're my little black
super cat
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with the big waddle butt
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watch out
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here comes the super cat
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there you go, super cat.
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Come on, let's eat some lunch.
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[Cat snarls]
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[Talking over radio]
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- Our top priority right now
has to be creating new jobs
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and opportunities
in a fiercely competitive world.
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This week, we received very good
news on that front.
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We learned that the unemployment
rate has fallen
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to its lowest level in nearly
two years
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as our economy added another
222,000 private sector jobs
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in the last month.
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Now, we have a lot more work
to do.
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Not just for the Americans
who still don't have a job,
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but for the millions more who
still don't have the right job
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or all the work they need to
live out the American dream.
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But the progress we're seeing
says something...
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[Radio broadcast continues]
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- Caused this financial crisis
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in a massive proliferation
of super complex instruments
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and these cdos
and most of the worst ones
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were based on sub-prime
or all day or other mortgages.
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And so I'd say they're
at least...
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[Paper ripping]
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The first is, you establish the
most robust, most comprehensive
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consumer protection
for financial products
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that we have ever had.
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So you would have cleaned up
the first layer
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of mortgages and they would not
have been
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able to engage in some
of the practices
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that they were engaged in...
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Second, in this bill
for securitization...
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- What up, cat?
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- These instruments are based on
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the creator of the security
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would have to retain
some ownership.
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So what happened
in this crisis is.
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People would generate
these things based on, say,
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mortgages that they knew
were gonna fail.
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But they would just sell
them off.
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- [Humming]
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Hey.
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Did you just get in?
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- No, that was you.
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-Oh.
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[Laughing]
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Yeah.
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Oh, man, this networking
stuff is crazy.
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It's like that guy
with the fish, you know?
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- Yeah.
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No.
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- You know, that guy.
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Like, he's hungry,
but he doesn't know how to fish?
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And then, like,
the other guy was there,
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the... you know, the other guy,
the older guy, helping him out.
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- — Teach a man to fish.
- Yes, dude. Yeah!
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That. Man, like...
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Chicken of the sea.
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You know? Yeah.
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But look, I'm on it. Okay?
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So don't worry.
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- Great.
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- And then, dude,
it's going to be like,
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like, "yo, what you want
fo' hanukkah?"
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Ricky, it's cool, man.
I'm not your parents.
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- Dude, they would kill me if
they knew I was crashing here.
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Whoa, birth day?
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Yeah, something like that.
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- Huh...
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Stealthy.
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- I kind of like to keep
that stuff to myself.
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- How old are you anyway?
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[Cackles]
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Oh, man.
Did you celebrate last night?
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- Nah.
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- No!
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I want to shove that up my ass
and store it there for a week.
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- Maybe if you do,
it'll come out pink.
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- No, it'll just come out
in hell.
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I want to torture it
in my lower intestinal area.
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I hate it!
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Maybe it would vibrate
every once in a while.
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I don't even care about vibrate.
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I just want to smash it.
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- I wonder how long
it would take your phone
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to actually decompose
inside your body.
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- No, that's not possible.
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Our bodies are not capable
of decomposing this.
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- Hey.
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You want another round?
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- Mm-hmm.
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What have you been up to?
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So...
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You can borrow it.
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- Drinks!
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- Think about how wonderful
her life would be
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if she had a cell phone
she liked.
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- You're not funny.
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And you're a shitty driver.
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- — Ow!
- We're going to the bathroom.
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Stop it.
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Jesus, why do you
always have to...
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Behave.
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Fine.
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[Both moaning]
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God!
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[Groans]
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- [Belches]
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- Do you have a light?
- That was quick.
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- Not quick. Efficient.
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Do you have a light?
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- I'm pretty sure
you can't smoke in here.
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- I can do whatever I want.
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Do you have a light?
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- You guys know the rules
about not smoking in here.
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- I can do whatever I want!
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No, you can't.
Not when it comes to smoking.
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Watch it, Violet.
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[Glass shatters]
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- Just get me a fucking...
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- Just went to a bar
with some friends.
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- You are so serious, man.
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I love it.
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Yeah.
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Dude, when are you
gonna invite me out
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on one of your
secret—agent bar nights?
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Like, hook me up
with your people.
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- You really are retarded,
aren't you?
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- Runs in the family, cuz.
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- I wish rent ran in the family.
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You know, maybe you should meet
the girls.
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You and Violet'd get along.
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- Cool. Dude, I love—...
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[Shattering]
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Uh, the little TV was broken,
right?
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Man, I'm cleaning today.
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- [Over radio] Lyme disease
is caused by an infection
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from the bacterium
borrelia burgdorferi.
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It's transmitted to humans
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through the bite of
an infected tick.
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Symptoms include a rash,
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fever, joint pain,
and headaches.
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Left untreated, it can progress
to arthritis,
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nerve palsy and, in some cases,
meningitis.
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Most people recover after
treatment with antibiotics.
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Those who report
lingering symptoms are often...
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- [Moaning]
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- [Over radio] So based on
that agreement,
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we're planning to draw down
from the 50,000
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that are a transitional
training and advising force
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right now.
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- Let me ask you
a question that...
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If Iraq descends
into chaos and violence again,
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what will be the us. Response?
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Well...
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- A little before 4:00
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P.M.
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[Alarm blaring]
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[Belches]
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00:23:55,905 --> 00:24:00,693
- People, this is not
the last helicopter out of 'nam.
267
00:24:00,736 --> 00:24:03,522
There will be another train.
268
00:24:48,175 --> 00:24:50,699
- Just how you like it.
269
00:24:50,743 --> 00:24:52,309
- Thanks.
270
00:24:56,749 --> 00:24:58,751
- More ketchup?
271
00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:00,448
- Sure.
272
00:25:04,887 --> 00:25:07,760
- More coffee?
273
00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:09,805
- Yeah.
274
00:25:09,849 --> 00:25:11,503
- Okay.
275
00:25:37,485 --> 00:25:40,140
O Kay?
276
00:25:40,183 --> 00:25:42,098
- Thanks.
277
00:26:51,124 --> 00:26:53,430
- Eyes in the back
of your head, man.
278
00:26:53,474 --> 00:26:54,736
Oh, man, I keep telling you.
279
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,129
You gotta watch out.
280
00:26:56,172 --> 00:26:58,131
World's gonna fuck you up
if you get lost in it.
281
00:26:58,174 --> 00:27:00,786
- World's already fucked me up.
282
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:01,961
You're an asshole.
283
00:27:02,004 --> 00:27:03,266
- Yes, I am, John.
284
00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:06,879
That is how I stay
on top of my shit.
285
00:27:06,922 --> 00:27:11,100
Oh, yeah.
286
00:27:11,144 --> 00:27:14,103
- I organized them
alphabetically for you.
287
00:27:14,147 --> 00:27:15,670
- You know,
that's funny, Jonathan.
288
00:27:15,714 --> 00:27:18,804
You should write that shit down,
send it somewhere.
289
00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:20,675
- Yeah.
290
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:26,028
Wow. Busy week.
291
00:27:26,072 --> 00:27:28,030
I'm just the delivery boy.
292
00:27:28,074 --> 00:27:29,336
- Uh-huh.
293
00:27:29,379 --> 00:27:31,294
Don't shoot the messenger,
right.
294
00:27:31,338 --> 00:27:33,949
- Good mood, great.
295
00:27:33,993 --> 00:27:35,690
I'm happy for you.
296
00:27:35,734 --> 00:27:38,301
Obama, baby. Yes, we can.
297
00:27:38,345 --> 00:27:39,868
It's all possible.
298
00:27:39,912 --> 00:27:43,524
- [Snoring]
299
00:27:50,139 --> 00:27:52,576
[Groans]
300
00:27:59,192 --> 00:28:01,716
[Sighs]
301
00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:14,163
- Then I turned the lock
to the right,
302
00:28:14,207 --> 00:28:16,905
opened the door,
and went down the steps,
303
00:28:16,949 --> 00:28:19,038
around to the left.
304
00:28:19,081 --> 00:28:20,561
You turn left again and again,
305
00:28:20,604 --> 00:28:23,346
all the way down
and out of the building.
306
00:28:23,390 --> 00:28:25,697
But when you come home,
307
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:31,267
you go up the steps,
and you turn right.
308
00:28:31,311 --> 00:28:32,791
So when you turn left,
you're leaving,
309
00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:37,273
but when you turn right,
you're coming home.
310
00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:39,188
And that's nice.
311
00:28:39,232 --> 00:28:42,104
But the lock is a trick.
312
00:28:42,148 --> 00:28:48,154
It's almost like
you have to come home to leave.
313
00:28:48,197 --> 00:28:51,853
Because you turn it right.
314
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:56,728
- Absolutely, man.
- You're totally on to something.
315
00:28:56,771 --> 00:28:59,034
- It's like your patterns
repeat themselves so many times
316
00:28:59,078 --> 00:29:02,559
you don't even know what
they're patterns of anymore.
317
00:29:02,603 --> 00:29:03,560
- Right.
318
00:29:03,604 --> 00:29:05,911
You still talking, man?
319
00:29:12,047 --> 00:29:14,223
- Or maybe
320
00:29:14,267 --> 00:29:17,792
you just get to a point where
321
00:29:17,836 --> 00:29:19,707
your disappointment in yourself
322
00:29:19,751 --> 00:29:22,928
becomes so much bigger than your
parents' disappointment in you
323
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,581
that you...
324
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:27,410
I don't know.
325
00:29:27,454 --> 00:29:28,716
But somehow you work it
326
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,326
so it entitles you
to reward yourself
327
00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:33,460
once in a while, but...
328
00:29:33,503 --> 00:29:37,551
Only in a way
that feels like a compromise.
329
00:29:38,813 --> 00:29:40,032
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:29:40,075 --> 00:29:41,947
I'd like to compromise that.
331
00:29:47,082 --> 00:29:49,389
- Yeah.
332
00:29:49,432 --> 00:29:51,304
She's good with the ketchup too.
333
00:29:51,347 --> 00:29:54,437
Did your mother drop you
on your head or something, John?
334
00:29:54,481 --> 00:29:56,831
Bro, you gotta grab that booyah
where you can,
335
00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:59,573
before some other dumb-ass
grabs it away from you.
336
00:29:59,616 --> 00:30:01,793
All right?
Now, pattern me that, Batman.
337
00:30:01,836 --> 00:30:03,925
[Laughs]
338
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,928
- It's all just funny
in its irony.
339
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,496
And it gets worse
when you get older,
340
00:30:09,539 --> 00:30:11,933
this inescapable shit.
341
00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,066
- Bro, you know.
- That's just life.
342
00:30:14,109 --> 00:30:16,285
Love it or leave it.
343
00:30:16,329 --> 00:30:17,939
- Nice.
344
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:22,030
You get that off some porn site
for ex—military fucknuts?
345
00:30:22,074 --> 00:30:23,249
- Yeah, all right.
346
00:30:23,292 --> 00:30:24,511
It's about clarity, man.
347
00:30:24,554 --> 00:30:25,773
All right? Clarity.
348
00:30:25,817 --> 00:30:27,993
I mean, shit don't mean shit,
349
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,255
unless it means shit,
350
00:30:29,298 --> 00:30:30,734
and it only means shit if you...
351
00:30:30,778 --> 00:30:32,084
You need it to mean shit.
352
00:30:32,127 --> 00:30:34,086
So you can get some shit done,
a'right?
353
00:30:34,129 --> 00:30:35,304
[Phone plays music]
354
00:30:35,348 --> 00:30:36,958
- What?
355
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,133
Hold that thought.
356
00:30:39,656 --> 00:30:42,355
Yeah, baby, hey, what's up?
357
00:30:42,398 --> 00:30:44,836
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, everything's cool.
358
00:30:44,879 --> 00:30:46,315
Except him...
359
00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:47,621
Yeah.
360
00:30:47,664 --> 00:30:49,492
Right, yeah. A lot on his mind.
361
00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:53,105
Yo, do you know
how beautiful you are?
362
00:30:53,148 --> 00:30:54,323
Sure, sure...
363
00:30:54,367 --> 00:30:55,847
Lizzy wants to know
364
00:30:55,890 --> 00:30:58,893
if you would like
to go to a party tonight, John.
365
00:30:58,937 --> 00:31:00,199
- Okay.
366
00:31:00,242 --> 00:31:02,157
- Are you going to bring
your girlfriends along?
367
00:31:02,201 --> 00:31:04,464
- Jesus, Charles,
why do you always have to say...
368
00:31:04,507 --> 00:31:07,728
Yeah...
369
00:31:07,771 --> 00:31:09,208
Fine.
370
00:31:09,251 --> 00:31:10,426
- Yeah, baby, he's in.
371
00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:12,124
Oh, yeah.
372
00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:16,345
Yeah, he'll call you later
with the what, where, when...
373
00:31:16,389 --> 00:31:18,913
Right, the itinerary.
374
00:31:18,957 --> 00:31:20,915
Okay. Yeah, cool.
I'll talk to you later.
375
00:31:20,959 --> 00:31:22,134
Ciao.
376
00:31:28,227 --> 00:31:29,881
Boo—yah!
377
00:31:43,546 --> 00:31:45,897
- So where's the clarity?
378
00:31:59,258 --> 00:32:01,042
[Laid—back music]
379
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:05,742
- when the sun sets west,
Be looking west
380
00:32:05,786 --> 00:32:08,006
looking far as I can see
381
00:32:08,049 --> 00:32:09,572
we need two more people
right here.
382
00:32:09,616 --> 00:32:11,313
Come on over here.
Come on over here.
383
00:32:11,357 --> 00:32:16,884
- when the sun sets west,
Be looking west
384
00:32:16,928 --> 00:32:22,107
looking far as I can see
385
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:23,412
you ready, everybody?
386
00:32:23,456 --> 00:32:25,066
[People cheering]
387
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:29,592
Okay, hula!
388
00:32:29,636 --> 00:32:31,290
- What's going on?
389
00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:32,944
- Only in New York.
390
00:32:41,865 --> 00:32:44,477
Let's see some hula.
391
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,131
Hula, everybody!
392
00:32:46,174 --> 00:32:48,829
Hula!
393
00:32:54,313 --> 00:32:56,663
Hula.
394
00:32:57,446 --> 00:33:00,145
[Woman shouts]
395
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,976
Keep that action going!
396
00:33:07,369 --> 00:33:09,937
Stop!
397
00:33:09,981 --> 00:33:12,113
And shoot!
398
00:33:19,338 --> 00:33:23,995
[Cheering]
399
00:33:25,692 --> 00:33:29,174
[Applause]
400
00:33:54,155 --> 00:33:55,330
- Hey!
- Hey!
401
00:33:55,374 --> 00:33:56,462
- Hey!
402
00:33:56,505 --> 00:33:58,159
Hey, that's my camera.
403
00:34:01,423 --> 00:34:05,079
[Intense instrumental music]
404
00:34:15,611 --> 00:34:17,700
Stop him.
405
00:34:26,970 --> 00:34:29,234
- Hey!
406
00:34:35,153 --> 00:34:36,676
[Train dinging]
407
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,286
- Ugh!
408
00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:44,249
[Dinging]
409
00:34:47,165 --> 00:34:48,862
- Open the door!
410
00:35:02,615 --> 00:35:06,271
[Dribbling]
411
00:35:08,447 --> 00:35:11,014
[Coffee maker gurgles]
412
00:35:14,801 --> 00:35:17,369
[Gurgling]
413
00:35:24,811 --> 00:35:26,136
Every day
can't be a day at the fair.
414
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,554
Otherwise you'd get tired
of smiling.
415
00:35:28,597 --> 00:35:29,946
Something like that.
416
00:35:29,990 --> 00:35:32,906
My grandmother
used to tell me that.
417
00:35:32,949 --> 00:35:34,690
- That Charles
is a piece of work.
418
00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:36,605
- Oh, sugar,
don't listen to Charles.
419
00:35:36,649 --> 00:35:38,303
He's like a fish
420
00:35:38,346 --> 00:35:41,132
sucking the side of a tank
when he's trying to make sense.
421
00:35:41,175 --> 00:35:42,916
Knock on the glass
and walk away.
422
00:35:42,959 --> 00:35:44,483
Do you have a pen?
423
00:35:44,526 --> 00:35:46,461
I want to give you the address
for the party tonight,
424
00:35:46,485 --> 00:35:47,442
and I have two people on hold.
425
00:35:47,486 --> 00:35:48,835
- Wait.
426
00:35:49,618 --> 00:35:52,317
Yeah.
427
00:35:56,669 --> 00:35:58,932
' [Giggling]
428
00:35:58,975 --> 00:36:03,719
[Overlapping voices over TV]
429
00:36:06,766 --> 00:36:07,984
[Ringing]
430
00:36:08,028 --> 00:36:09,377
- Like, I love Paris,
431
00:36:09,421 --> 00:36:11,162
and I think she's done
some great things
432
00:36:11,205 --> 00:36:13,642
for the color pink
and for sequins,
433
00:36:13,686 --> 00:36:17,342
but, like, the two together
kind of didn't work for me.
434
00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:20,736
I don't know.
435
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,825
- Hey, Lizzy.
- How are you, baby.
436
00:36:22,869 --> 00:36:24,218
How's your day going?
437
00:36:24,262 --> 00:36:26,307
- [Cackling]
438
00:36:29,919 --> 00:36:33,706
[Dogs barking]
439
00:36:58,209 --> 00:37:00,211
[Clicks tongue]
440
00:37:26,324 --> 00:37:27,325
[Clicking]
441
00:37:27,368 --> 00:37:29,327
[Tapping]
442
00:37:33,896 --> 00:37:37,465
[People talking on TV]
443
00:37:56,049 --> 00:37:58,921
- So help me, Paris.
444
00:38:36,872 --> 00:38:40,876
[Squeaking]
445
00:39:08,382 --> 00:39:10,297
- [Groans]
446
00:39:14,867 --> 00:39:17,304
[Water splashing]
447
00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:47,247
[Dogs barking]
448
00:40:28,897 --> 00:40:32,423
[Buzzing]
449
00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:53,182
.
450
00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:57,143
[Buzzing]
451
00:41:03,671 --> 00:41:05,760
Hey.
452
00:41:05,804 --> 00:41:07,196
Find a job yet?
453
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,392
- [Whispers] Ah.
454
00:42:46,295 --> 00:42:51,213
[Music playing]
455
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:11,538
[Tapping]
456
00:43:14,976 --> 00:43:16,456
Beep!
457
00:43:17,892 --> 00:43:18,893
[Rock music playing]
458
00:43:18,937 --> 00:43:20,591
- anywhere you go
459
00:43:20,634 --> 00:43:23,594
you aim to please
many people
460
00:43:23,637 --> 00:43:24,986
anywhere
461
00:43:25,030 --> 00:43:28,076
anywhere you go
462
00:43:32,428 --> 00:43:35,083
any of the magic that I have
463
00:43:35,127 --> 00:43:37,433
-tonight...
464
00:43:37,477 --> 00:43:39,261
Some of us are going
to get drinks
465
00:43:39,305 --> 00:43:44,092
at the bar down the street.
466
00:43:44,136 --> 00:43:46,312
You should, uh...
467
00:43:49,271 --> 00:43:50,925
Come by if you want.
468
00:43:50,969 --> 00:43:54,407
Late.
469
00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:56,148
- What was your name again?
470
00:43:56,191 --> 00:43:57,715
- Next!
471
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,197
[Rock music playing]
472
00:44:02,241 --> 00:44:06,332
- run all night
and run all day
473
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,595
oh, come on
come on, come on, come on
474
00:44:11,119 --> 00:44:13,818
all right wah!
475
00:44:13,861 --> 00:44:14,949
[siren wailing]
476
00:45:01,039 --> 00:45:04,346
Beep!
477
00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:06,000
- it's your birthday
478
00:45:06,044 --> 00:45:07,698
it's your birthday
479
00:45:07,741 --> 00:45:11,527
today my baby was born
480
00:45:11,571 --> 00:45:13,181
hi, honey, it's your mother.
481
00:45:13,225 --> 00:45:14,835
Beautiful voice.
482
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:18,012
Honey, give me a call.
I'm a little worried about you.
483
00:45:18,056 --> 00:45:20,711
You don't have to talk
if you don't feel like it.
484
00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:23,844
But just call and let me know
you're okay.
485
00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:26,020
Oh, is Ricky with you?
486
00:45:26,064 --> 00:45:27,282
Aunt Jackie been-...
487
00:45:27,326 --> 00:45:28,588
Beep!
488
00:45:55,310 --> 00:45:59,793
Um...
489
00:45:59,837 --> 00:46:02,274
I, uh...
490
00:46:11,892 --> 00:46:15,200
Like that guy...
491
00:46:15,243 --> 00:46:18,029
With the fish.
492
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,729
[Sighs]
493
00:46:28,082 --> 00:46:31,912
[Piano music]
494
00:47:04,945 --> 00:47:08,383
What are you doing?
495
00:47:08,427 --> 00:47:10,516
Is that a camera?
496
00:47:13,171 --> 00:47:14,955
[Giggling]
497
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:16,174
[Thumping music]
498
00:47:16,217 --> 00:47:17,262
- Violet!
499
00:47:19,742 --> 00:47:23,137
[Muffled]
Turn that fucking music down!
500
00:47:25,357 --> 00:47:27,925
[Muffled speech]
501
00:47:32,364 --> 00:47:34,366
- I won't be able to hear.
502
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,288
- Oh, have we started?
503
00:47:43,331 --> 00:47:45,856
- Yeah.
504
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:04,875
- Welcome to my life.
505
00:48:13,187 --> 00:48:15,624
Okay, turn it off.
506
00:48:15,668 --> 00:48:17,104
Help me move...
507
00:48:22,501 --> 00:48:24,764
Wait, wait, wait.
508
00:48:25,634 --> 00:48:27,114
Wait, wait, wait.
509
00:48:29,769 --> 00:48:33,033
[Hip-hop music playing]
510
00:49:15,293 --> 00:49:17,991
Girl's always gotta be prepared.
511
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,824
[Music playing]
512
00:49:24,867 --> 00:49:27,305
Hey, you need a light?
513
00:49:27,348 --> 00:49:31,048
- Yeah, that would be helpful.
514
00:49:31,091 --> 00:49:32,397
What the fuck?
515
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:33,461
- What the fuck are you doing?
516
00:49:33,485 --> 00:49:34,660
- Turn it off!
- No!
517
00:49:34,703 --> 00:49:35,966
- Turn it off!
- No!
518
00:49:37,837 --> 00:49:40,231
- I just don't want to talk
about that stuff.
519
00:49:40,274 --> 00:49:42,755
- It'll be madness,
520
00:49:42,798 --> 00:49:45,627
like the Paris Hilton show
or something.
521
00:49:45,671 --> 00:49:47,890
- I don't want to be an actress.
522
00:49:50,545 --> 00:49:52,199
- I cleaned the whole apartment.
523
00:50:03,950 --> 00:50:06,039
- Get that camera
out of my face.
524
00:50:08,737 --> 00:50:11,479
Don't yell at me.
Your voice is so annoying.
525
00:50:11,523 --> 00:50:12,828
- Oh, my god. And yours isn't?
526
00:50:12,872 --> 00:50:14,308
- Just don't yell at me, okay?
527
00:50:14,352 --> 00:50:17,137
I want to tell you
the greatest thing ever, okay?
528
00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:18,747
John...
529
00:50:24,449 --> 00:50:26,842
[Muffled conversation]
530
00:50:28,931 --> 00:50:31,325
- Don't get, like, mad.
- Don't get, like, freaked.
531
00:50:31,369 --> 00:50:34,241
It's about you.
It's about both of us, okay?
532
00:50:34,285 --> 00:50:36,939
And me too. Okay?
533
00:50:36,983 --> 00:50:39,029
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
534
00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:48,690
- Mia, move. Hide.
535
00:50:48,734 --> 00:50:51,258
I'm hiding.
536
00:50:56,655 --> 00:50:58,396
- Welcome to my show.
537
00:50:58,439 --> 00:51:01,964
Oh, and stick the cigarette
back in your mouth.
538
00:51:12,410 --> 00:51:14,238
Hey.
539
00:51:14,281 --> 00:51:16,675
You need a light?
540
00:51:16,718 --> 00:51:19,634
- Yeah, that would be helpful.
541
00:51:34,432 --> 00:51:36,086
-Ahhh.
542
00:51:39,437 --> 00:51:43,093
Okay, maybe try
and say something interesting.
543
00:51:58,804 --> 00:52:02,938
[String music]
544
00:52:21,609 --> 00:52:23,916
[Laughter]
545
00:52:26,745 --> 00:52:28,790
- No. But seriously.
- Seriously what?
546
00:52:28,834 --> 00:52:30,792
- Seriously!
547
00:52:30,836 --> 00:52:32,620
Seriously. For a second.
548
00:52:32,664 --> 00:52:35,362
- What? All right.
549
00:52:35,406 --> 00:52:39,888
- There's nothing funny
about this situation.
550
00:52:49,724 --> 00:52:52,074
- Aren't guys weird?
551
00:52:54,686 --> 00:52:57,297
- I think people in general are.
552
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:58,472
- Mm.
553
00:52:58,516 --> 00:53:00,822
Mm, exactly.
554
00:53:00,866 --> 00:53:05,349
Tell me your philosophy on men,
women, and people.
555
00:53:05,392 --> 00:53:08,352
I think it's too easy, myself,
to generalize.
556
00:53:12,878 --> 00:53:16,621
- Men are...
557
00:53:16,664 --> 00:53:20,842
After power.
558
00:53:20,886 --> 00:53:23,802
Women are after...
559
00:53:23,845 --> 00:53:26,631
Love.
560
00:53:26,674 --> 00:53:30,548
And children are after...
561
00:53:30,591 --> 00:53:32,419
Independence.
562
00:53:44,605 --> 00:53:48,130
[Shower running]
563
00:53:51,612 --> 00:53:53,440
- Where are you?
- Okay...
564
00:53:53,484 --> 00:53:55,094
Hang on.
565
00:54:01,927 --> 00:54:04,059
How old were you?
566
00:54:04,103 --> 00:54:06,758
Um...
567
00:54:06,801 --> 00:54:08,890
I don't know. I was five.
568
00:54:08,934 --> 00:54:11,719
- And what happened?
569
00:54:11,763 --> 00:54:13,547
- That night?
570
00:54:13,591 --> 00:54:15,419
- Uh-huh.
571
00:54:15,462 --> 00:54:18,117
What do you recall?
572
00:54:20,772 --> 00:54:21,923
You know, just paint me
the picture.
573
00:54:21,947 --> 00:54:24,428
What was it like?
574
00:54:24,471 --> 00:54:27,126
- Me sitting
at the kitchen table,
575
00:54:27,169 --> 00:54:29,911
eating my potatoes and peas.
576
00:54:29,955 --> 00:54:33,001
- Hey, how pregnant
was your mom?
577
00:54:33,045 --> 00:54:35,743
- She was about 8 1/2 months
pregnant.
578
00:54:35,787 --> 00:54:37,484
- Oh, that's very pregnant.
- Okay.
579
00:54:37,528 --> 00:54:38,746
- Yeah.
580
00:54:38,790 --> 00:54:41,967
Very close to, um, giving birth.
581
00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:46,928
And all I remember
was looking into the bedroom
582
00:54:46,972 --> 00:54:50,236
after I heard my mom scream.
583
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,240
I got up, I went to the door,
and I looked inside,
584
00:54:54,284 --> 00:55:00,594
and my dad was kicking my mom
in her stomach,
585
00:55:00,638 --> 00:55:05,773
and she was... you know,
she was backing off up the wall.
586
00:55:05,817 --> 00:55:08,559
And then she fell by the crib
587
00:55:08,602 --> 00:55:12,258
that she had set up
for when the baby came.
588
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:16,871
And then I remember
being at the hospital
589
00:55:16,915 --> 00:55:21,049
with my mom screaming in pain.
590
00:55:21,093 --> 00:55:24,923
She had just given birth,
but the baby was dead.
591
00:55:24,966 --> 00:55:28,535
And it was a baby girl.
592
00:55:30,015 --> 00:55:31,451
And she was dead.
593
00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:33,801
Yeah, the beating to her stomach
killed her.
594
00:55:33,845 --> 00:55:35,760
- Oh, my.
- [Laughs]
595
00:55:35,803 --> 00:55:39,416
- Don't laugh at me.
- — no, I'm not laughing at you.
596
00:55:39,459 --> 00:55:41,505
I'm not laughing.
I just... I don't know...
597
00:55:41,548 --> 00:55:43,681
I don't know how you got through
all that stuff.
598
00:55:43,724 --> 00:55:45,509
I really don't.
599
00:55:45,552 --> 00:55:47,859
Well...
600
00:55:47,902 --> 00:55:49,339
I don't know.
601
00:55:49,382 --> 00:55:52,820
I know this is gonna sound
horrible, but...
602
00:55:52,864 --> 00:56:00,306
When I was growing up, really,
I didn't even feel like...
603
00:56:00,350 --> 00:56:04,005
I didn't feel like I was human.
604
00:56:05,659 --> 00:56:09,359
- You know...
605
00:56:09,402 --> 00:56:12,623
- What about it?
- What happened?
606
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:15,103
What prom pted that?
607
00:56:15,147 --> 00:56:16,757
I don't know.
608
00:56:16,801 --> 00:56:20,674
Something like, you know.
I was looking out the window,
609
00:56:20,718 --> 00:56:22,589
and she told me
not to look out the window.
610
00:56:22,633 --> 00:56:26,767
- And, she was ironing and...
611
00:56:26,811 --> 00:56:30,510
- She was ironing and...
612
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,033
She came over to me
and she said,
613
00:56:32,077 --> 00:56:33,383
"don't look out the window.
614
00:56:33,426 --> 00:56:37,735
I told you not to
look out the window."
615
00:56:37,778 --> 00:56:39,606
And then I remember
616
00:56:39,650 --> 00:56:44,394
this big iron
just pushing it towards me.
617
00:56:47,005 --> 00:56:50,312
It's like slo-mo. Psshhhttt!
618
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:56,667
And I don't remember the pain.
619
00:56:56,710 --> 00:56:58,973
I just remember this
620
00:56:59,017 --> 00:57:02,629
big, loud scream.
621
00:57:06,938 --> 00:57:11,159
- A bloodcurdling scream?
622
00:57:12,944 --> 00:57:14,685
- Yeah.
623
00:58:05,126 --> 00:58:07,607
- You can't park here.
- Got it.
624
00:58:54,175 --> 00:58:56,134
What are you doing?
625
00:58:56,177 --> 00:58:57,483
- Just poking around.
626
00:58:57,527 --> 00:58:59,703
- Yeah, whatever. Come on.
627
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:04,316
- Is what Mia said really true?
628
00:59:07,145 --> 00:59:09,060
- Don't be an asshole.
629
00:59:15,545 --> 00:59:17,024
- Is it on?
630
00:59:17,068 --> 00:59:18,591
- Yeah.
631
00:59:18,635 --> 00:59:23,378
Okay, well, um, we met
at a party a few months ago.
632
00:59:23,422 --> 00:59:28,601
And this other girl had sort of,
just, like, disappeared.
633
00:59:28,645 --> 00:59:30,211
So she moved in,
634
00:59:30,255 --> 00:59:32,736
and we've been best friends
ever since.
635
00:59:36,522 --> 00:59:37,828
Whatever.
636
00:59:37,871 --> 00:59:42,397
I think Mia kind of
looks up to me, you know?
637
00:59:42,441 --> 00:59:43,964
Why do you think...
638
00:59:44,008 --> 00:59:47,707
I mean...
639
00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,796
What is friends?
640
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:57,412
- Friends is like
the worst fucking show on TV.
641
00:59:59,327 --> 01:00:01,199
Um, why do you think...
642
01:00:01,242 --> 01:00:02,809
I mean...
643
01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:06,465
Like, your questions are,
like, so fucking stu...
644
01:00:28,835 --> 01:00:34,667
- It's scary
when a 6-year—old...
645
01:00:34,711 --> 01:00:37,931
Sees a lot
646
01:00:37,975 --> 01:00:40,281
and knows your heart
647
01:00:40,325 --> 01:00:42,675
and you shitted on her.
648
01:00:42,719 --> 01:00:48,333
To me, she was just
this disturbed person and...
649
01:00:48,376 --> 01:00:50,770
I couldn't hate her.
650
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:54,948
You know? All I know...
651
01:00:54,992 --> 01:00:57,690
All I could think was that...
652
01:00:57,734 --> 01:01:00,650
Is that
I had to feel sorry for her.
653
01:01:00,693 --> 01:01:05,742
Because I know, you know,
how my dad treated her
654
01:01:05,785 --> 01:01:07,787
and how she suffered.
655
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:11,269
So I couldn't hate her because
this was the only way
656
01:01:11,312 --> 01:01:16,448
that she was going
to let out her hurt,
657
01:01:16,491 --> 01:01:18,537
let out her frustrations, so...
658
01:01:18,580 --> 01:01:20,974
So I would take the bull
on everything
659
01:01:21,018 --> 01:01:23,890
and try to be strong and say,
660
01:01:23,934 --> 01:01:26,937
"hey, it's okay."
661
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:30,810
And just take it.
662
01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:35,206
There were times when
I really, really hated my mom.
663
01:01:37,730 --> 01:01:41,473
And I had thoughts of,
you know...
664
01:01:44,215 --> 01:01:49,524
I don't want to say killing her
but just, you know...
665
01:01:49,568 --> 01:01:53,354
Pushing her and saying.
"Fuck you!"
666
01:01:55,487 --> 01:01:58,795
- Do you ever think that, like,
667
01:01:58,838 --> 01:02:02,929
maybe at this point
in your life, um...
668
01:02:02,973 --> 01:02:04,844
Like, saying that,
669
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:07,368
like, telling her
how you felt about all of this?
670
01:02:07,412 --> 01:02:08,979
- It's too late.
671
01:02:09,022 --> 01:02:10,110
It's too late for that.
672
01:02:10,154 --> 01:02:12,025
She... I don't know.
673
01:02:12,069 --> 01:02:14,375
She's transformed herself.
674
01:02:14,419 --> 01:02:16,073
She's a different person now.
675
01:02:16,116 --> 01:02:17,378
I don't even know her anymore.
676
01:02:17,422 --> 01:02:19,206
But, Mia, honestly...
677
01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:21,208
- It's like she's—-
you know, she's written...
678
01:02:21,252 --> 01:02:24,124
She's erased it all and
written over it in Jesus ink.
679
01:02:24,168 --> 01:02:25,735
- But I mean, just...
680
01:02:25,778 --> 01:02:27,582
Like, don't you think it would
matter just if you said,
681
01:02:27,606 --> 01:02:29,149
"look, this is what
I think you did to me and..."
682
01:02:29,173 --> 01:02:31,305
- You know what I'm saying?
- She'd just ignore it.
683
01:02:31,349 --> 01:02:33,743
Fine. Let her ignore it.
684
01:02:33,786 --> 01:02:35,570
- Let her ignore it.
- She'd just ignore it.
685
01:02:35,614 --> 01:02:37,877
- I'm just saying...
686
01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:40,750
I'm just saying
I would just want her to know.
687
01:02:40,793 --> 01:02:44,449
I would want to say
what I felt to her.
688
01:02:48,975 --> 01:02:51,369
- She would ignore it.
689
01:03:25,882 --> 01:03:27,797
- Just the coffee.
690
01:03:40,810 --> 01:03:41,985
Thanks.
691
01:03:44,161 --> 01:03:47,817
[Peeing]
692
01:04:10,709 --> 01:04:15,888
- This part will be seen
by no one but us three, right?
693
01:04:15,932 --> 01:04:16,976
- Sure.
694
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:20,023
- Lie. Lie.
695
01:04:22,155 --> 01:04:23,853
Lie...
696
01:04:25,550 --> 01:04:29,249
[Piano music]
697
01:05:38,275 --> 01:05:40,712
- It's weird
that you're so unemotional
698
01:05:40,755 --> 01:05:43,628
when you talk about stuff
like this.
699
01:05:53,464 --> 01:06:00,166
- It's because I've gone over it
again and again in my head,
700
01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:02,647
and...
701
01:06:02,690 --> 01:06:04,692
It's just, you know...
702
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,786
- Did it ever hit you?
703
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:29,195
It's like a movie, you know?
704
01:06:29,239 --> 01:06:31,458
Yeah, I've cried.
705
01:06:31,502 --> 01:06:33,460
I've cried all my tears.
706
01:06:33,504 --> 01:06:35,767
I've, you know,
stayed up all night
707
01:06:35,810 --> 01:06:38,465
not able to sleep.
708
01:06:38,509 --> 01:06:41,164
Cried till I had
no more tears left.
709
01:06:43,601 --> 01:06:46,865
- What did you cry about?
710
01:06:52,131 --> 01:06:55,004
- Mostly about my dad.
711
01:06:57,310 --> 01:07:02,968
Because he was the only one
that really understood me.
712
01:07:03,012 --> 01:07:06,667
He was the only one that...
713
01:07:06,711 --> 01:07:09,366
That ever, you know...
714
01:07:09,409 --> 01:07:11,846
That ever loved me.
715
01:07:11,890 --> 01:07:14,849
And didn't hurt me.
716
01:07:14,893 --> 01:07:16,938
And...
717
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:20,812
You know,
718
01:07:20,855 --> 01:07:27,688
like, although he did all these
terrible, terrible things,
719
01:07:27,732 --> 01:07:31,301
he was a very curious person
to me.
720
01:07:31,344 --> 01:07:34,565
A very interesting person.
721
01:07:37,568 --> 01:07:41,920
He was very intelligent
and very artistic.
722
01:07:46,838 --> 01:07:50,059
You know, and I knew
I was so much like him.
723
01:07:52,931 --> 01:07:55,673
Nothing like my mother.
724
01:08:00,765 --> 01:08:02,767
- [Sighs]
725
01:08:07,598 --> 01:08:11,254
When you're with a guy,
do you...
726
01:08:11,297 --> 01:08:13,952
See your dad in him?
727
01:08:39,151 --> 01:08:40,979
- No.
728
01:08:43,242 --> 01:08:45,114
Sorry.
729
01:08:56,212 --> 01:08:58,170
[Guitar strumming]
730
01:09:31,029 --> 01:09:33,074
- Okay, but, I mean,
it's just what you—...
731
01:09:33,118 --> 01:09:35,164
I'm not discussing that.
732
01:09:38,428 --> 01:09:39,864
- Okay.
733
01:09:42,693 --> 01:09:45,174
- It's just that...
734
01:09:45,217 --> 01:09:49,308
I don't know who's going
to be seeing this stuff.
735
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,354
- If anyone.
736
01:09:56,141 --> 01:09:59,753
What do you want
to talk about next?
737
01:10:02,887 --> 01:10:04,889
I don't know.
738
01:10:06,456 --> 01:10:09,198
What do you want to talk about?
739
01:10:11,548 --> 01:10:16,248
- Let's talk about...
740
01:10:16,292 --> 01:10:18,729
- All I knew was
741
01:10:18,772 --> 01:10:20,426
it hurt.
742
01:10:20,470 --> 01:10:22,167
And the second time
he penetrated me,
743
01:10:22,211 --> 01:10:26,084
and I was screaming,
it hurt so bad.
744
01:10:26,127 --> 01:10:28,826
And I thought, “oh, my god.
745
01:10:28,869 --> 01:10:30,784
This is supposed to be
pleasurable."
746
01:10:30,828 --> 01:10:32,525
And it turned me off
immediately.
747
01:10:32,569 --> 01:10:36,399
And I mean, I looked down,
and I saw this pool of blood
748
01:10:36,442 --> 01:10:38,009
coming from between my legs.
749
01:10:38,052 --> 01:10:41,055
And I just thought,
"oh, my god."
750
01:10:41,099 --> 01:10:42,709
And his name was Jim.
751
01:10:42,753 --> 01:10:44,450
And he went, "wow."
752
01:10:44,494 --> 01:10:45,843
And I just...
753
01:10:45,886 --> 01:10:47,932
"Oh, my god.
754
01:10:47,975 --> 01:10:50,804
It looks like you killed
somebody on these sheets."
755
01:10:50,848 --> 01:10:52,893
And he went, "yeah."
756
01:10:52,937 --> 01:10:56,506
Apparently he really loved me,
and he asked me to marry him,
757
01:10:56,549 --> 01:11:00,292
so of course I left him
immediately for some other guy.
758
01:11:00,336 --> 01:11:02,468
How old were you?
759
01:11:02,512 --> 01:11:04,905
- I was 19.
760
01:11:04,949 --> 01:11:07,734
- You were a virgin at 19?
761
01:11:07,778 --> 01:11:09,388
- Yeah.
762
01:11:16,265 --> 01:11:18,397
- They say that
if you're a virgin
763
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:21,531
and you lose your virginity
to your first love
764
01:11:21,574 --> 01:11:24,751
that after experiencing
the loss of your virginity,
765
01:11:24,795 --> 01:11:27,101
you actually grow
to hate that guy,
766
01:11:27,145 --> 01:11:29,365
because you want it back,
767
01:11:29,408 --> 01:11:31,584
and you didn't realize
how much you wanted it,
768
01:11:31,628 --> 01:11:37,590
like how precious it was,
until it's gone.
769
01:11:37,634 --> 01:11:39,810
- Didn't it hurt?
770
01:11:44,641 --> 01:11:46,469
I don't know.
771
01:11:48,688 --> 01:11:50,995
Wow.
772
01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,788
Mmm.
773
01:12:01,832 --> 01:12:04,008
- Well, I think it's
a lot different for guys,
774
01:12:04,051 --> 01:12:06,358
though, don't you?
775
01:12:09,143 --> 01:12:11,276
I mean, I really do.
776
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,843
I mean, I just think that
777
01:12:12,886 --> 01:12:15,324
that guy is not feeling
your pain.
778
01:12:15,367 --> 01:12:16,934
- No.
779
01:12:16,977 --> 01:12:19,258
- I mean, that guy I was with,
he was not feeling my pain.
780
01:12:19,284 --> 01:12:20,764
They're just thinking
about scoring.
781
01:12:20,807 --> 01:12:23,375
- Exactly! He was just thinking
about getting laid.
782
01:12:23,419 --> 01:12:25,508
I'm just going to date women
from now on.
783
01:12:30,121 --> 01:12:35,387
- What do you think
attracts you to guys who...
784
01:12:35,431 --> 01:12:37,737
Who just want to fuck you
and ditch you?
785
01:12:37,781 --> 01:12:39,652
- Pardon?
786
01:12:39,696 --> 01:12:41,350
- I mean.
787
01:12:41,393 --> 01:12:44,178
Is that an attractive quality
in a guy?
788
01:12:44,222 --> 01:12:46,398
Do you look for that?
789
01:12:46,442 --> 01:12:49,401
Like, someone,
790
01:12:49,445 --> 01:12:55,015
do you look at somebody and
think he just wants to score?
791
01:12:55,059 --> 01:12:57,670
- No, I don't think
that's attractive.
792
01:12:57,714 --> 01:12:59,368
I think it's disgusting.
793
01:12:59,411 --> 01:13:01,326
- I look for personality
in a guy.
794
01:13:01,370 --> 01:13:03,197
He's got to have a really good
sense of humor.
795
01:13:03,241 --> 01:13:04,590
- I mean, I was just
going to say.
796
01:13:04,634 --> 01:13:06,176
Okay, I could care less
what a guy looks like.
797
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,463
I really could care less.
798
01:13:07,506 --> 01:13:09,160
I don't have a type. I don't...
799
01:13:09,203 --> 01:13:10,901
I don't care about height.
I don't...
800
01:13:10,944 --> 01:13:12,555
As long as
they're taller than me.
801
01:13:12,598 --> 01:13:15,558
I know a lot of guys
that have major egos.
802
01:13:15,601 --> 01:13:17,211
And you know what?
803
01:13:17,255 --> 01:13:19,562
I think there's a great art
in humility, actually.
804
01:13:19,605 --> 01:13:21,085
Don't you think so, Mia?
805
01:13:21,128 --> 01:13:24,480
I mean, there's a great art
in being humble
806
01:13:24,523 --> 01:13:27,526
even if you're gorgeous,
even if you're smart, whatever.
807
01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:31,574
Just like, taking the compliment
and going,
808
01:13:31,617 --> 01:13:34,968
"yeah" as opposed to
"yeah, I'm so great."
809
01:13:35,012 --> 01:13:36,709
You know, I mean.
I just couldn't do that.
810
01:13:36,753 --> 01:13:37,817
Do you know what I'm saying?
811
01:13:37,841 --> 01:13:39,146
Do you know what I mean?
812
01:13:39,190 --> 01:13:40,887
- No, I don't know
what you mean.
813
01:13:40,931 --> 01:13:44,500
You're being totally confusing.
814
01:13:44,543 --> 01:13:46,806
No, I'm not.
Mia knows what I'm saying.
815
01:13:46,850 --> 01:13:49,983
Okay, well, maybe it's like
some subtle female language.
816
01:13:50,027 --> 01:13:51,507
-Oh!
817
01:13:51,550 --> 01:13:56,163
What we're saying is that we
know a lot of guys.
818
01:13:56,207 --> 01:13:57,774
Okay, I'm saying, okay.
819
01:13:57,817 --> 01:14:01,125
Okay, hang on a minute.
820
01:14:01,168 --> 01:14:03,040
[Both exhale sharply]
821
01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:06,565
- Here's what I am saying.
- What?
822
01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:09,089
- I know a lot of guys that
think they're so fucking hot,
823
01:14:09,133 --> 01:14:10,874
they're like the greatest thing,
whatever.
824
01:14:10,917 --> 01:14:12,179
Whatever.
825
01:14:12,223 --> 01:14:13,809
I mean, maybe they are gorgeous
and smart
826
01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:16,270
and maybe they are smart
and good looking, whatever!
827
01:14:16,314 --> 01:14:18,925
I'm just saying that...
828
01:14:18,969 --> 01:14:20,753
I agree.
829
01:14:20,797 --> 01:14:23,364
- That when
830
01:14:23,408 --> 01:14:26,759
when a person is humble,
a man or a woman,
831
01:14:26,803 --> 01:14:29,283
that is a far greater quality
than having a major ego.
832
01:14:29,327 --> 01:14:32,635
Now do I make sense?
833
01:14:32,678 --> 01:14:34,245
Okay, wow.
834
01:14:34,288 --> 01:14:37,770
Let me ask you a question.
835
01:14:37,814 --> 01:14:39,424
All right?
836
01:14:39,468 --> 01:14:42,471
Okay, so...
837
01:14:42,514 --> 01:14:45,996
' [Giggling]
838
01:14:46,039 --> 01:14:48,999
Ask the question.
839
01:14:49,042 --> 01:14:51,088
- Okay.
840
01:14:51,131 --> 01:14:55,571
So...
841
01:14:55,614 --> 01:15:00,358
If you were to take a look
at all the people
842
01:15:00,401 --> 01:15:02,578
- you've been intimate with...
- Yeah.
843
01:15:02,621 --> 01:15:06,886
- Over, say,
the last five or ten years,
844
01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:09,498
how many were your ideal?
845
01:15:09,541 --> 01:15:13,632
How many fall into
that humble category?
846
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:17,506
Well, none, obviously.
847
01:15:17,549 --> 01:15:23,729
Because if there were an ideal,
I'd be with that person.
848
01:15:23,773 --> 01:15:27,777
I don't know how many people
I've slept with.
849
01:15:27,820 --> 01:15:31,084
I'd say probably close
to 200 guys.
850
01:15:31,128 --> 01:15:35,915
- 200? — yeah. Yeah.
851
01:15:35,959 --> 01:15:37,308
Oh, don't worry.
852
01:15:37,351 --> 01:15:38,657
I've been safe with them all.
853
01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:41,355
You know, condoms,
the whole nine yards.
854
01:15:41,399 --> 01:15:43,227
- Rubber gloves.
- Rubber gloves, you name it.
855
01:15:43,270 --> 01:15:44,924
Nonoxynol-9. Whatever.
856
01:15:44,968 --> 01:15:49,494
Yeah, at this point 200 guys
and, like, 3 girls.
857
01:15:49,538 --> 01:15:51,888
- Three girls?
- Yeah.
858
01:15:51,931 --> 01:15:53,846
- Do you know all their names?
859
01:15:53,890 --> 01:15:55,935
- Hmm?
860
01:15:55,979 --> 01:15:58,721
- Do you know all their names?
861
01:16:42,895 --> 01:16:45,376
Man, if they stretched a line
of all those dicks together,
862
01:16:45,419 --> 01:16:47,683
they could walk to the moon.
863
01:16:54,254 --> 01:16:57,649
- God is dead and no one cares.
864
01:17:24,067 --> 01:17:26,547
- [Sobbing]
865
01:17:30,073 --> 01:17:32,336
- I didn't mean anything
by that.
866
01:17:32,379 --> 01:17:36,862
Just shut up for once, okay?
867
01:17:36,906 --> 01:17:41,258
- Okay.
868
01:17:41,301 --> 01:17:44,261
- I can't believe I'm crying.
869
01:17:52,443 --> 01:17:55,489
- I can't remember
the last time I...
870
01:17:58,841 --> 01:18:01,321
How does it feel?
871
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:07,545
- I feel...
872
01:18:07,588 --> 01:18:08,502
Good.
873
01:18:08,546 --> 01:18:12,724
Almost good, you know...
874
01:18:12,768 --> 01:18:14,683
Honest.
875
01:18:15,771 --> 01:18:17,555
[Giggling]
876
01:18:22,908 --> 01:18:24,344
It feels good to not...
877
01:18:24,388 --> 01:18:28,914
Just... you know.
878
01:18:28,958 --> 01:18:31,569
To just...
879
01:18:36,269 --> 01:18:39,751
Just be myself for a change.
880
01:18:56,159 --> 01:18:58,727
Who are you usually?
881
01:20:11,495 --> 01:20:14,890
[Acoustic guitar music]
882
01:21:16,255 --> 01:21:18,127
Snap!
883
01:21:18,170 --> 01:21:21,913
[Crunching]
884
01:21:29,181 --> 01:21:31,401
Happy birthday.
885
01:21:36,928 --> 01:21:38,887
Happy birthday.
886
01:21:42,151 --> 01:21:44,022
Happy birthday.
887
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:47,025
[Buzzing]
888
01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:52,857
Yeah?
889
01:21:52,901 --> 01:21:54,641
- John, I love this cat man.
890
01:21:54,685 --> 01:21:57,253
- Yeah, kitty is good.
891
01:21:57,296 --> 01:21:59,037
Yo, are you up for drinks yet?
892
01:21:59,081 --> 01:22:01,344
You should bring
your girls, man.
893
01:22:01,387 --> 01:22:04,042
- Yeah, actually, I was thinking
of maybe asking them over
894
01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:06,044
for some food.
895
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:07,480
You up for cooking?
896
01:22:10,135 --> 01:22:13,617
[Water running]
897
01:22:23,192 --> 01:22:25,934
[Loud sniffling]
898
01:22:40,296 --> 01:22:44,691
- I had this incredible story
899
01:22:44,735 --> 01:22:48,130
that I was supposed
to tell tonight,
900
01:22:48,173 --> 01:22:51,002
and this was supposed to be
the part...
901
01:22:51,046 --> 01:22:54,179
- Mia, you think
we should go soon?
902
01:22:59,489 --> 01:23:02,840
Just give us the short version.
903
01:23:11,153 --> 01:23:14,025
My mother locked me
in a basement.
904
01:23:14,069 --> 01:23:17,028
I came to my senses.
905
01:23:17,072 --> 01:23:19,335
I escaped.
906
01:23:19,378 --> 01:23:22,991
I told everyone, "piss off."
907
01:23:23,034 --> 01:23:26,298
I ran away,
908
01:23:26,342 --> 01:23:30,302
started my own life.
909
01:23:30,346 --> 01:23:32,304
I made a lot of mistakes.
910
01:23:32,348 --> 01:23:36,047
But I learned from my mistakes.
911
01:23:36,091 --> 01:23:41,748
And now I'm a strong,
independent woman.
912
01:23:41,792 --> 01:23:45,056
- Mia! We have to go!
913
01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:48,320
Just don't hate me
'cause I'm beautiful.
914
01:23:48,364 --> 01:23:51,497
I don't hate you.
915
01:23:51,541 --> 01:23:56,024
I'm just confused by you.
916
01:23:56,067 --> 01:23:57,199
- Mia!
917
01:23:58,461 --> 01:24:01,246
- Passionable.
918
01:24:01,290 --> 01:24:04,510
Passionable.
919
01:24:04,554 --> 01:24:08,340
- We have to go.
- Passionable.
920
01:24:08,384 --> 01:24:11,430
Animal!
921
01:24:11,474 --> 01:24:14,085
Like me.
922
01:24:14,129 --> 01:24:16,218
What is passion?
923
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,873
- Come on!
924
01:24:23,268 --> 01:24:25,053
Come on!
925
01:24:27,359 --> 01:24:28,795
[Stomping]
926
01:24:35,367 --> 01:24:36,977
[Laughter]
927
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,719
Come on.
928
01:24:39,763 --> 01:24:44,594
This is immortalized
on tape forever.
929
01:24:44,637 --> 01:24:47,640
- We make
horrible fucking actresses.
930
01:24:47,684 --> 01:24:51,035
- No, we make
brilliant fucking actresses.
931
01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:10,185
Okay. Good is good enough.
Whatever.
932
01:25:10,228 --> 01:25:12,926
How do I zoom on this thing,
John?
933
01:25:12,970 --> 01:25:15,451
- Here.
- So much effort.
934
01:25:15,494 --> 01:25:17,714
So little appreciation.
935
01:25:17,757 --> 01:25:20,891
- This dress is so tight.
936
01:25:20,934 --> 01:25:23,241
Are you getting fat, Violet?
937
01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:25,722
- Yeah, my ass
is getting bigger.
938
01:25:25,765 --> 01:25:27,158
-Oh.
939
01:25:27,202 --> 01:25:29,943
- My body thinks
it's getting pregnant.
940
01:25:29,987 --> 01:25:33,425
But it's not,
so my ass is getting bigger.
941
01:25:33,469 --> 01:25:36,167
- You're getting pregnant
in your ass?
942
01:25:36,211 --> 01:25:37,255
- Ha ha ha ha.
943
01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:40,215
- Where the fuck are we?
- Suite 623.
944
01:25:40,258 --> 01:25:42,304
- Kaboom. Ah!
945
01:25:42,347 --> 01:25:44,219
Bam.
946
01:25:51,443 --> 01:25:53,010
[Whispers] Whoo.
947
01:26:07,111 --> 01:26:09,809
[Knocking]
948
01:26:12,464 --> 01:26:14,988
[Pounding]
949
01:26:19,819 --> 01:26:24,172
[Shouting and music playing]
950
01:26:28,306 --> 01:26:29,525
- Hey.
951
01:26:29,568 --> 01:26:30,961
Who's Mr. Big tonight?
952
01:26:34,660 --> 01:26:37,446
Anything else is extra, okay,
in cash.
953
01:26:42,015 --> 01:26:44,061
- Congratulations.
- Get over there.
954
01:26:48,805 --> 01:26:52,330
[Cheers and applause]
955
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:11,915
[Guys hooting]
956
01:27:15,571 --> 01:27:17,790
- [Groans]
957
01:27:19,183 --> 01:27:21,229
- — No touching.
- Sorry.
958
01:27:26,625 --> 01:27:27,800
[Moaning]
959
01:27:27,844 --> 01:27:31,021
[Heavy breathing]
960
01:27:35,808 --> 01:27:38,289
- I wanna put it in your ass!
961
01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:41,336
- That costs extra.
962
01:27:43,816 --> 01:27:47,472
[Buzzing]
963
01:27:47,516 --> 01:27:51,084
- You ready?
- Where are you? We're waiting.
964
01:27:51,128 --> 01:27:52,738
- The security guy
evicted me again.
965
01:27:52,782 --> 01:27:56,786
- Hurry the fuck up.
966
01:27:56,829 --> 01:27:58,440
- Right.
967
01:28:50,013 --> 01:28:53,146
- I think in a weird way,
he's jealous.
968
01:28:53,190 --> 01:28:54,539
- Drive.
969
01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:55,426
- That's for you.
970
01:29:55,470 --> 01:29:57,254
- Thanks.
971
01:30:59,142 --> 01:31:01,927
- Hey, Lizzy.
972
01:31:01,971 --> 01:31:05,453
Yeah, all good.
973
01:31:05,496 --> 01:31:08,978
Yeah, I'm around tomorrow.
974
01:31:09,021 --> 01:31:11,807
Cool.
975
01:31:11,850 --> 01:31:14,287
You too.
976
01:31:14,331 --> 01:31:16,246
Bye.
977
01:31:24,254 --> 01:31:27,213
- I hate the suburbs.
978
01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:39,617
You guys want some food?
979
01:31:45,188 --> 01:31:48,060
- If it's on the way to a bar.
980
01:32:40,373 --> 01:32:42,027
That pasta dinner...
981
01:32:42,071 --> 01:32:43,594
- Wasn't it good?
- Wasn't it good?
982
01:32:43,638 --> 01:32:46,423
- It's amazing.
- It's my specialty.
983
01:32:46,466 --> 01:32:48,643
- Now we're turning round
the lens.
984
01:32:48,686 --> 01:32:50,688
- I have a question to ask.
- — yeah...
985
01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:53,038
Oh, we've got a few questions.
Babe.
986
01:32:53,082 --> 01:32:55,127
- All right.
- Number one...
987
01:32:55,171 --> 01:32:56,564
- — Okay.
- What is friends?
988
01:32:56,607 --> 01:33:00,611
- What is friends?
- Oh, that's good.
989
01:33:00,655 --> 01:33:01,786
I like that.
990
01:33:01,830 --> 01:33:05,137
Why don't you talk more?
991
01:33:05,181 --> 01:33:06,704
- Good question.
992
01:33:06,748 --> 01:33:09,228
- That was a great answer.
993
01:33:09,272 --> 01:33:11,622
- The two of you were making up
for me.
994
01:33:13,189 --> 01:33:14,669
There's only like a fine...
995
01:33:14,712 --> 01:33:15,974
- So, Rick.
996
01:33:16,018 --> 01:33:17,149
- We have John's room.
997
01:33:17,193 --> 01:33:18,324
-Oh.
998
01:33:18,368 --> 01:33:19,978
- See, this is the potential
999
01:33:20,022 --> 01:33:22,067
of John.
1000
01:33:22,111 --> 01:33:23,852
- What the fuck is this?
1001
01:33:23,895 --> 01:33:25,288
Oh, my god.
1002
01:33:25,331 --> 01:33:28,552
This thing, it's like...
It's like
1003
01:33:28,596 --> 01:33:30,336
a sheet over...
1004
01:33:30,380 --> 01:33:32,077
- Violet has found her place.
1005
01:33:32,121 --> 01:33:33,339
She has found her place.
1006
01:33:33,383 --> 01:33:34,558
- No, I haven't.
1007
01:33:34,602 --> 01:33:35,820
- Look at this. Look at this.
1008
01:33:35,864 --> 01:33:38,301
John wall...
1009
01:33:38,344 --> 01:33:39,563
- [Screams]
1010
01:33:39,607 --> 01:33:41,086
All "a“s. — oh, my god!
1011
01:33:41,130 --> 01:33:42,348
Look that guy.
1012
01:33:42,392 --> 01:33:43,915
- I knew he was intelligent.
1013
01:33:43,959 --> 01:33:45,917
- Why do you keep that?
1014
01:33:45,961 --> 01:33:47,615
- Why do I keep this?
1015
01:33:47,658 --> 01:33:50,008
Um... it's, uh...
1016
01:33:50,052 --> 01:33:52,402
It was my... this was my zenith.
1017
01:33:52,445 --> 01:33:53,765
This is where... this is where...
1018
01:33:53,795 --> 01:33:55,927
- Can we just get a...
- Can we get a close-up
1019
01:33:55,971 --> 01:33:57,929
of a before and after picture?
1020
01:33:57,973 --> 01:33:59,714
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, yeah.
1021
01:33:59,757 --> 01:34:00,845
- After a haircut.
1022
01:34:00,889 --> 01:34:04,196
Can you get that?
1023
01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:06,416
Look at that. Look at that.
1024
01:34:06,459 --> 01:34:08,113
This guy got straight "a" s.
1025
01:34:08,157 --> 01:34:09,245
[Laughter]
1026
01:34:09,288 --> 01:34:10,725
- What? What?
1027
01:34:10,768 --> 01:34:13,945
How did you...
You've been in my fucking room?
1028
01:34:13,989 --> 01:34:16,556
No, I have not. I——well...
1029
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:18,515
I'm glad John and I
are finally hanging out
1030
01:34:18,558 --> 01:34:23,389
because he's my friend
and he's my cousin.
1031
01:34:23,433 --> 01:34:25,522
And I don't know.
He's a cool guy.
1032
01:34:25,565 --> 01:34:26,915
- Oh. What do you do?
1033
01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:28,307
- The job search?
1034
01:34:28,351 --> 01:34:30,179
- Yeah, how's
the job search coming?
1035
01:34:30,222 --> 01:34:31,267
- Uh...
1036
01:34:31,310 --> 01:34:32,355
How do I do it?
1037
01:34:32,398 --> 01:34:33,878
- I'm sure you know.
1038
01:34:33,922 --> 01:34:35,445
- Oh, yeah, I do.
- Oh, that's good.
1039
01:34:35,488 --> 01:34:36,794
No, just take it off.
1040
01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:40,493
Just take it off.
Don't undo any more.
1041
01:34:40,537 --> 01:34:42,931
She's bossy.
1042
01:34:42,974 --> 01:34:44,323
[Laughter]
1043
01:34:44,367 --> 01:34:45,977
- Your favorite.
1044
01:34:46,021 --> 01:34:47,718
[Laughs]
1045
01:34:47,762 --> 01:34:49,285
You are.
1046
01:34:49,328 --> 01:34:52,505
[Kissing noises]
1047
01:34:52,549 --> 01:34:53,985
See, that's 'cause I forgot.
1048
01:34:54,029 --> 01:34:56,509
That's 'cause I forgot
our first kiss.
1049
01:34:56,553 --> 01:34:58,424
- Except I add my own
secret ingredient.
1050
01:34:58,468 --> 01:35:00,122
- And I know it happened,
1051
01:35:00,165 --> 01:35:01,558
but I forgot.
1052
01:35:01,601 --> 01:35:03,995
he's the luckiest guy
1053
01:35:04,039 --> 01:35:05,344
- he's the luckiest guy
1054
01:35:05,388 --> 01:35:06,998
- he's the luckiest guy
1055
01:35:07,042 --> 01:35:09,000
[laughter]
1056
01:35:09,044 --> 01:35:12,003
- he's the luckiest guy
- he's the luckiest guy
1057
01:35:12,047 --> 01:35:15,528
- on the lower east side
- on the lower east side
1058
01:35:15,572 --> 01:35:19,924
both: 'cause he's got wheels
and we want to go for a ride
1059
01:35:19,968 --> 01:35:21,709
- you fucked it up.
- I'm really bad.
1060
01:35:21,752 --> 01:35:22,710
- Okay, again.
1061
01:35:22,753 --> 01:35:24,363
- No, I can't concentrate.
1062
01:35:24,407 --> 01:35:27,845
- Get in there, buddy.
1063
01:35:27,889 --> 01:35:28,977
Best seat in the house.
1064
01:35:29,020 --> 01:35:31,066
- Okay. — you earned it.
1065
01:35:31,109 --> 01:35:33,198
he's the luckiest guy
1066
01:35:33,242 --> 01:35:34,983
- he's the luckiest guy
1067
01:35:35,026 --> 01:35:37,550
- on the lower east side
1068
01:35:37,594 --> 01:35:39,727
- on the lower east side
1069
01:35:39,770 --> 01:35:42,555
- he's got wheels
- he's got wheels
1070
01:35:42,599 --> 01:35:44,166
- wanna go for a ride
1071
01:35:44,209 --> 01:35:47,343
- we wanna go for a ride
1072
01:35:47,386 --> 01:35:49,388
he's the luckiest guy
1073
01:35:49,432 --> 01:35:51,086
- he's the luckiest guy
1074
01:35:51,129 --> 01:35:53,305
- on the lower east side
1075
01:35:53,349 --> 01:35:55,133
- on the lower east side
1076
01:35:55,177 --> 01:35:56,787
- 'cause he's got wheels
1077
01:35:56,831 --> 01:35:58,180
- 'cause he's got wheels
1078
01:35:58,223 --> 01:36:00,791
and we wanna go for a ride
1079
01:36:00,835 --> 01:36:03,446
- where's the cat?
- Where is the cat?
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