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I'm Aaron Milton.
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I come from a long line of engineers,
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generation after generation of nerds.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm
not bitter about it.
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We happen to be good at
figuring out how things work.
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It's just I have a few other interests
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and lately that's been a bit of a problem.
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It's all pretty basic.
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Quantitative Chemistry
Lab, Applied Physics,
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Engineering 203, Calculus
for Engineering II,
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placed out of the first semester.
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That's my boy.
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And your elective is, which
one did I decide on finally?
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What about a painting class?
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He's going to an ivy league
school, not summer camp.
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Oh, here it is, Advanced
Design and Systems Integration.
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Oh, for god's sake, Phil.
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We're not gonna make it.
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I can calculate a Jupiter landing,
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I can get us up College Hill.
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You've known for months about this trip.
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It's a simple force of equation.
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Aaron, if you ever wondered,
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this is why I divorced your father.
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Ah, lookie here.
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What is this, Woodstock?
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God, they're so young.
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Seven out of 10 have had intercourse.
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Four out of 10 are doing drugs.
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One out of 10 is gay.
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What does that leave?
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Me.
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This is what you get for $35,000?
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A holding cell?
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It's not so bad.
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Oh, take the one furthest
from the door, it's safer.
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I got you something for your room.
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Tada, my little scout.
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Look at that, you framed it.
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Didn't they do a good job?
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I got you something else.
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Some of these kids are here
because they come from money,
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you made it on merit.
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But I just don't think that
I need it hanging on my wall.
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What, lawyers do it, dentists,
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even my gynecologist does it.
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Okay, then I'll get a receptionist and
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I'll start taking appointments.
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Perkins 101.
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Yeah, hi.
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What's going on?
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I'm Aaron, these are my folks.
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I'm William, you can call me
Will or Bill, it's whatever.
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Fiona here calls me Wild Bill.
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I just met her parents.
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I was like, I'll take it from here, mom.
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Uh, everything we worked
for all these years.
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We.
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I still think I should've
kept you back another year,
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17 is so young.
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I really made a mess of things.
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What are you two talking about?
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Don't make the same mistake.
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What mistake, what are you talking about?
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Dad!
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Chicks or dicks?
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What?
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Are you into chicks or are you into dicks?
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Chicks.
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All right, man, take it easy,
I was just fucking with you.
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You know the doorknob rule?
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No.
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Let's say you have somebody
in the room, right,
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and you don't wanna be disturbed,
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the doorknob is the deal.
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Just hang the necktie on
there and the other person
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knows occupido, come back later.
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Why don't we just put like a note on
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the door or something?
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What, like busy fucking?
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No, I mean, it could be code.
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It could be code, it
could be like zebra or
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tango niner or something.
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Fuck, am I gonna have
to break in a virgin?
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What, no, no, I am not a virgin.
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I'm gonna get that new car smell off you
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so you don't scare off all the tail.
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No, I am not a virgin.
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Okay, okay, don't get freaky on me.
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Just remember the doorknob thing, okay?
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My brother's a junior at
Columbia, this is what works.
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Fine.
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How about this?
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Very perverse, scout master.
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I like it.
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Please find in close
a rendering of the female
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genitalia, I alert you
to the area in red known
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as the clitoris.
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While its location is
somewhat counterintuitive,
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it is the key to female pleasure.
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Had I known sooner, it
might have saved my marriage
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to your mother.
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Mmm mmm.
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Do you see the filing on that thing?
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Oh, hey, Perkins.
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Aaron.
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Perkins, the dorm, you live there.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
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How do you know that?
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I live on your floor.
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I saw you on the way to
the shower this morning.
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Okay.
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I'm Darcy.
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Aaron, hi.
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I all ready said that.
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Well, here it is.
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There you go.
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I'll see you around.
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All right.
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By the way, nice robe.
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Congratulations to you all,
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you've made it to my
Advanced Design seminar.
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Only the best of the
best get in this program.
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Go ahead, do yourself a favor,
take a good look around you.
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Everybody in here pretty
much thinks he or she
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can walk on water, right?
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Well, guess what, by
the end of this course,
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you're gonna have the
opportunity to prove that.
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Each of you will create an
apparatus that will enable you
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to walk on the water at the Swim Center.
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You'll design it, build
it, and compete with it.
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And by the end of the semester,
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you'll have done at 20
what Jesus didn't manage
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until he was 30.
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Now, what you might wanna do is look up
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our old friend, Archimedes.
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His principle states what?
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If any object partially...
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Why can't I switch my elective?
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Aaron, do you know how
many juniors and seniors
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would kill to have a spot in my class?
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You're my only freshman.
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You could be doing this.
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I mean, plus, our
drawing class is a waste.
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You're obviously all ready good at that.
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But how do you know that?
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I know your record, I'm the reason you
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got your scholarship.
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Even though some of my
colleagues balked at
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taking someone so young.
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And by the way, your
mother mentioned you had
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some social concerns.
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If you ever wanna talk-
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Oh my god, my mother spoke to you.
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Anything.
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I'm good, that's fine, really, but just-
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I was in college.
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I don't know, just
about the drawing class,
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I really don't see how
it can hurt, you know.
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Aaron, do you know why I picked you?
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I love to know how things work, all of it,
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and I saw that in your essay.
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Now, believe me, you're
gonna love this program.
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Hey.
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Sorry.
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You're late.
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I'm lost, I actually thought this
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was an engineering class.
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You always bring a sketch pad
to your engineering classes?
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Well, you seem to have some talent.
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I am looking for simple, clean lines.
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Draw what you see.
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Oh my god.
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Sorry.
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Sit.
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Yes.
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Well, look at the bright
side, you'll probably never
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be more embarrassed in your whole life.
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You'd be surprised.
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Clever, Mr. Milton, but
not what I asked for.
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Clean, simple.
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Oh my god, that is so great.
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Hey, DaVinci!
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Where you off to in such a hurry?
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I have chemistry.
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Yeah, well I have psych, so
what do you say we cut them
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and go get caffeinated?
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Can't cut classes the first week.
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Really?
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Wow, this is really good shit.
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Right, so, can I ask you how you, uh,
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how you became a freshman?
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Well, I mean, you are a freshman, right?
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Yeah, I enrolled like everyone else.
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What, you think I got
some pull or something?
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No, it's just that you're-
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What, beautiful and talented?
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You just, you know-
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Why don't you just ask me
what you wanted to know, okay?
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No pausing, no editing, no stammering, go.
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Uh, why are you doing this to me?
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Ask your question, very direct.
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Well, Aaron, you're a
really talented guy and
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I just think that talented people should
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be more forthright.
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So, screw polite, here's
how we ask our question.
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Hey Linda, you got at least
10 years on the average
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freshman, what's an old
chick like you doing
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in a place like this.
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See, that's not what I was going to say.
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No, but that's what you were thinking.
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No, I didn't think it like that, I just-
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Aaron, how are you trying to protect?
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I don't know.
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Look, say I have three tits,
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you think I don't know that fact unless
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someone points it out?
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When you're polite, you're
polite for you, not me,
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the three titted chick.
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Archimedes
was in the bathtub
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when he had his eureka moment.
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Think volume, think buoyancy.
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Now, you'll have all semester
to build your water walker,
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but it will be 95% of your grade.
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This is Perkins tradition.
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Look, can you guys, can
you do this somewhere else?
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You're up, pork state.
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Two more and we'll be
able to officially verify.
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Perkins biggest dick.
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That is not the biggest dick,
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that is just the longest dick.
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Shut up!
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Dude, he's right.
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No, that's true, we need
a measurement around.
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No, guys, look, okay,
that's not gonna work
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because then you'll have
circumference in one place.
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Okay, Mr. Engineer,
then how do you suggest
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we measure our penises?
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The best way to measure volume
is through displacement.
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Displacement.
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Yes, like a beer mug filled
to the brim with water.
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Right, you slide the object into the mug
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and then you measure
the amount that remains.
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That's how you know
how much was displaced.
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Okay, a couple things, number one,
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how do you get like an
angle on a beer mug?
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You know what I'm saying?
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And number two, we have
a verification issue
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because I can just pour a bunch out and
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be like, aw, my dick's enormous.
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And somebody's gotta verify.
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You know what, fuck the volume concept.
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You're up, slide rule.
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No, no, I'm studying.
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Uh, you want us to get out
of here so you can study?
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Measure your penis.
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No, no, I am not measuring my dick.
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You're a really talented guy.
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Yes, I am.
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Nice robe.
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Three tits.
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Perkins.
264
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,663
What?
265
00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:27,120
You've been had, my friend.
266
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:29,940
Six and a quarter inches,
267
00:14:29,975 --> 00:14:31,861
that's slightly above average, I think.
268
00:15:09,837 --> 00:15:12,180
What are you doing for
dinner tomorrow night?
269
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,597
I don't know, the Dining Hall, I guess.
270
00:15:16,679 --> 00:15:20,174
How'd you like to come
over for some real food?
271
00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:21,926
I'll make my lasagna.
272
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:23,643
It's better than sex.
273
00:15:25,844 --> 00:15:27,344
Wow, you blushing?
274
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:30,327
No.
275
00:15:31,199 --> 00:15:32,558
No.
276
00:15:32,593 --> 00:15:35,942
I said it's better than
sex, not a prelude to sex.
277
00:15:37,786 --> 00:15:39,998
Wow, you are turning beet red.
278
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:41,248
Stop, just...
279
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:44,740
I'm gonna be fine.
280
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:52,570
Come on, it's
a luau in the shower!
281
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,053
Five dollars.
282
00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:11,952
So, it's Darcy, right?
283
00:16:11,987 --> 00:16:13,119
Yeah, Aaron.
284
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,676
I like your shirt.
285
00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:33,420
You manage to have an attractive
and repellant force at
286
00:16:33,455 --> 00:16:35,963
the same time with your tongue.
287
00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:37,645
English, Aaron.
288
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,292
That is impossible.
289
00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:41,743
Your turn.
290
00:16:51,571 --> 00:16:53,792
I can make my roommate appear.
291
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:56,517
Greetings.
292
00:16:56,552 --> 00:16:58,037
Who's your little hot house flower?
293
00:16:58,072 --> 00:17:00,582
Is that supposed to be funny?
294
00:17:00,617 --> 00:17:04,475
This is Darcy, Darcy, this
is my roommate, William.
295
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:06,577
Yeah, Bill, pleasure.
296
00:17:06,612 --> 00:17:07,665
Whatever.
297
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,533
Don't be so uptight, sweetheart,
298
00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:10,537
you don't get.
299
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,506
See ya, Aaron.
300
00:17:14,422 --> 00:17:16,505
What is wrong with you?
301
00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:19,277
Darcy!
302
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,625
Look, I'm sorry, he's an idiot.
303
00:17:26,348 --> 00:17:28,489
I'm sorry about that, I know I might seem
304
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:31,562
like kind of a misogynist idiot
but if you get to know me,
305
00:17:31,597 --> 00:17:32,726
I'm actually a pretty all right guy.
306
00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:41,505
We'll cherish these memories
for the rest of our lives.
307
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:44,393
That guy's a fucking
neanderthal, he's your friend?
308
00:17:44,428 --> 00:17:46,340
No, he's my roommate,
Darcy, big difference.
309
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,937
How can you bare him?
310
00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:49,187
I don't know.
311
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,401
Look, I'm sorry, it
just got really weird
312
00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:53,780
with girls.
313
00:17:53,815 --> 00:17:54,960
Women, Aaron.
314
00:17:54,995 --> 00:17:58,855
Sorry, women, I think of my
mother's friends as women,
315
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:02,998
there's gotta be some
kind of in between term.
316
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:04,748
He's wrong, you know.
317
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:12,116
You have everything going for you.
318
00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:12,949
Thanks.
319
00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:33,459
Okay, it's open book.
320
00:18:33,494 --> 00:18:35,134
Then why are you studying?
321
00:18:35,169 --> 00:18:36,845
Because you still gotta be like...
322
00:18:39,174 --> 00:18:41,674
Don't tell me you have a date.
323
00:18:43,097 --> 00:18:46,133
Well, it turns out that
I am above average.
324
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:55,913
Who's the mystery woman?
325
00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:57,811
Dude, she's hot and old.
326
00:19:00,358 --> 00:19:01,391
And hot.
327
00:19:01,426 --> 00:19:05,232
Jane, you never did
tell me about that whole
328
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,122
old chick thing.
329
00:19:07,157 --> 00:19:08,693
Oh, that.
330
00:19:08,728 --> 00:19:10,930
Yeah, I'm resumed ed.
331
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:14,248
I know, it sounds a
lot like presumed dead,
332
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,151
which is not far from the truth.
333
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:19,578
No, resumed education, it's
when people go back to school
334
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:22,011
after some time away.
335
00:19:22,046 --> 00:19:24,375
So, where'd you go then?
336
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,710
Where'd you go when you went away?
337
00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:29,379
I don't know, I was in
the world, pal, living.
338
00:19:29,414 --> 00:19:33,013
It wasn't a foregone
conclusion that I'd graduate
339
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,582
high school and go ivy
league like I'm sure
340
00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:36,499
it was for some people.
341
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:39,950
Believe me, I didn't exactly grow up
342
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:41,751
in Stately Wayne Manor either.
343
00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:03,268
So, why don't you grab
a beer or something?
344
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,768
I'm gonna take a quick shower.
345
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:26,933
Who the fuck are you?
346
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,349
What?
347
00:20:28,384 --> 00:20:30,301
Who the fuck are you?
348
00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:34,556
Um, I'm Aaron.
349
00:20:36,124 --> 00:20:37,094
Aaron, huh?
350
00:20:37,129 --> 00:20:39,498
Aaron here for the big
fucking romantic dinner.
351
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,899
It's just lasagna, actually.
352
00:20:41,934 --> 00:20:43,961
Did you say lasagna?
353
00:20:43,996 --> 00:20:45,925
That's a big door buster.
354
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,497
When Linda makes lasagna,
she's getting laid.
355
00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:50,698
Why are we having these conversations?
356
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:52,219
Because your big ass
is stuck in the middle
357
00:20:52,254 --> 00:20:54,316
of my god damn kitchen, that's why.
358
00:20:54,351 --> 00:20:56,839
What, are you too good to
make conversation with me?
359
00:20:56,874 --> 00:21:00,073
No, I just don't think that
it has to be so belligerent.
360
00:21:00,108 --> 00:21:03,272
Belligerent, where did you get
that word, Mr. College Boy,
361
00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:05,363
out of a thesaurus?
362
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:09,126
You know, Linda may go for
that real vocabulary bullshit
363
00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:12,322
but I think it's a major turn off.
364
00:21:12,357 --> 00:21:15,173
What are you, what are
you, like her daughter?
365
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,982
I'm Beth, her roommate.
366
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:21,538
Cut it out, you horny bitch.
367
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:25,048
Okay, if there's a problem, I can just go.
368
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,043
Fine, then fuck off.
369
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,969
Fine, same to you.
370
00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:31,421
That was lame, same to you.
371
00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:34,093
You know what, you talk too much.
372
00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:35,988
I don't even know you
and all ready I think
373
00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:37,907
that you talk way too god damn much.
374
00:21:37,942 --> 00:21:39,410
Fuck you, Aaron.
375
00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,028
Fuck you with a big stick.
376
00:21:41,063 --> 00:21:42,916
Well, fuck you, Beth,
fuck you with the whole
377
00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:44,083
god damn tree.
378
00:21:46,126 --> 00:21:47,709
I see you've met.
379
00:21:55,303 --> 00:21:56,625
You never told me you had a daughter?
380
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:57,952
Oh, I didn't, I thought I had.
381
00:21:57,987 --> 00:21:58,785
Nope.
382
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:00,893
No, you didn't.
383
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,574
Yeah, she just started ninth grade.
384
00:22:03,609 --> 00:22:05,690
And that's Cleopatra.
385
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:06,857
They've met.
386
00:22:08,902 --> 00:22:10,863
Thank you for the wine, Aaron.
387
00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:13,325
They ran out of all the
ones with the twist offs?
388
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,158
Beth.
389
00:22:17,748 --> 00:22:20,529
He doesn't give a shit.
390
00:22:20,564 --> 00:22:21,632
Language, Beth.
391
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:24,232
All right, all right, he doesn't care.
392
00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:26,399
All right, just a taste.
393
00:22:30,294 --> 00:22:31,294
Thank you.
394
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,071
You're not gonna have any?
395
00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:42,792
Linda doesn't partake.
396
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:44,429
She didn't tell you about that?
397
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,326
That's enough, Beth.
398
00:22:46,361 --> 00:22:48,153
I'm sorry, sorry, I...
399
00:22:48,188 --> 00:22:50,652
I didn't think, I didn't know, I'm sorry.
400
00:22:50,687 --> 00:22:53,081
Aaron, you're doing that polite thing.
401
00:22:53,116 --> 00:22:56,866
I love wine at my table
just not in my glass.
402
00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:02,936
I don't know, sometimes
I feel like I don't
403
00:23:02,971 --> 00:23:04,704
really belong there.
404
00:23:04,739 --> 00:23:07,858
No, come on, you're
perfect, you're standout.
405
00:23:07,893 --> 00:23:09,625
Why, because she's old?
406
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,322
Oh, thank you, Beth.
407
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,084
No, I mean, look at her, okay,
408
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,948
Linda makes these other college girls look
409
00:23:15,983 --> 00:23:17,786
like they're in a bad school play.
410
00:23:17,821 --> 00:23:21,159
She's got this confidence,
she's got this vitality.
411
00:23:21,194 --> 00:23:23,045
Do you always talk like an old man?
412
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,280
Confidence, vitality, what
do you mean, she's hot?
413
00:23:26,315 --> 00:23:29,613
Forgive her, she's inherited my mouth.
414
00:23:30,595 --> 00:23:32,092
And your.
415
00:23:32,127 --> 00:23:34,080
What the hell does that mean?
416
00:23:34,115 --> 00:23:36,034
He's saying that you're hot.
417
00:23:37,927 --> 00:23:40,157
Are you actually blushing?
418
00:23:40,192 --> 00:23:40,990
No.
419
00:23:44,182 --> 00:23:45,359
He does that.
420
00:23:45,394 --> 00:23:46,192
Stop it.
421
00:24:05,188 --> 00:24:06,191
Come on, dance with me.
422
00:24:06,226 --> 00:24:07,463
Nope, nope.
423
00:24:07,498 --> 00:24:08,701
I don't dance.
424
00:24:10,384 --> 00:24:12,717
I thought you'd never ask.
425
00:24:31,235 --> 00:24:32,068
Come on.
426
00:24:33,337 --> 00:24:34,337
You have to.
427
00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:47,163
I should've brought sangria.
428
00:24:57,032 --> 00:24:58,365
Aye, aye, aye.
429
00:25:33,686 --> 00:25:35,904
Come here.
430
00:25:35,939 --> 00:25:38,939
Who's the lump on the couch?
431
00:25:44,588 --> 00:25:47,474
Oh my god.
432
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:50,347
Oh, yeah.
433
00:25:54,374 --> 00:25:57,374
Don't tell me you're missing this?
434
00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:04,521
Cut the crap, I know you're awake.
435
00:26:04,556 --> 00:26:07,483
Oh yeah, just like that.
436
00:26:07,518 --> 00:26:10,411
Can you believe these two?
437
00:26:10,446 --> 00:26:12,385
They do this often?
438
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:16,420
Oh yeah, we get complaints
from the neighbors.
439
00:26:17,589 --> 00:26:19,203
I should probably go.
440
00:26:19,238 --> 00:26:20,818
Oh, you're no fun.
441
00:26:24,299 --> 00:26:25,382
Cut it out.
442
00:26:26,525 --> 00:26:28,442
Who was that?
443
00:26:43,843 --> 00:26:46,431
Sleep tight, asshole.
444
00:26:55,711 --> 00:26:57,628
Glad you can join us.
445
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:34,617
God, you look exhausted.
446
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,200
You have no idea.
447
00:27:37,253 --> 00:27:41,336
You just need some home
cooking and a soft bed.
448
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,778
What are you doing?
449
00:27:52,813 --> 00:27:54,420
I'm giving him a run for his money.
450
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:55,657
No, no, no, don't do that, don't do that.
451
00:27:55,692 --> 00:27:58,324
We'll go to jail, don't do that.
452
00:28:11,848 --> 00:28:13,693
Do you have any idea
how fast you were going?
453
00:28:13,728 --> 00:28:17,183
Um, obviously not fast enough, gorgeous.
454
00:28:17,218 --> 00:28:18,151
Sir, she didn't-
455
00:28:18,186 --> 00:28:20,073
I oughta haul your ass into jail.
456
00:28:20,108 --> 00:28:22,281
Or if you'd rather, you
can just take it out
457
00:28:22,316 --> 00:28:24,531
on me back at my apartment.
458
00:28:27,435 --> 00:28:29,476
So, that's the guy, huh?
459
00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:32,521
Geez, I don't know,
looks like a kid to me.
460
00:28:32,556 --> 00:28:34,537
God, you've got no manners.
461
00:28:34,572 --> 00:28:35,750
Aaron, right?
462
00:28:35,785 --> 00:28:36,583
I'm Wes.
463
00:28:37,808 --> 00:28:38,779
Hi.
464
00:28:38,814 --> 00:28:40,114
Oh, I've got some great
clams for the sauce,
465
00:28:40,149 --> 00:28:41,781
got them in the car.
466
00:28:43,403 --> 00:28:46,524
What the hell was that, what was that?
467
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,134
Shalom.
468
00:28:48,169 --> 00:28:49,419
Okay, try it.
469
00:28:54,590 --> 00:28:56,730
Oh my god, amazing.
470
00:29:00,297 --> 00:29:02,874
So, you're, you're with the police?
471
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:06,197
Was it the squad car of the
uniform that gave it away?
472
00:29:06,232 --> 00:29:08,193
Ah, earth to Wes, he's
making conversation.
473
00:29:08,228 --> 00:29:11,161
Fine, I'm making it back.
474
00:29:11,196 --> 00:29:13,891
So, tell me, what the kids
make at her at school?
475
00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:16,552
What, you think she was
a teacher or something?
476
00:29:16,587 --> 00:29:19,932
No, you know, I thought much
ever one way or the other,
477
00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:22,354
I mean, our classes are pretty diverse.
478
00:29:22,389 --> 00:29:24,741
Really, so, you have anybody down there
479
00:29:24,776 --> 00:29:25,763
that looks like me?
480
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:28,532
Hell no, they don't take
palookas or jar heads.
481
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:31,267
Oh, careful, honey, you
might hurt my feelings.
482
00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:33,760
Oh, as if he has any.
483
00:29:33,795 --> 00:29:35,860
Whatever you do, don't let her treat you
484
00:29:35,895 --> 00:29:37,890
like one of her girlfriends, all right.
485
00:29:37,925 --> 00:29:41,157
Aaron, listen to me, don't let
her get away with that shit.
486
00:29:41,192 --> 00:29:44,401
The minute she starts talking
about guys who she'd do,
487
00:29:44,436 --> 00:29:46,838
she wouldn't, just put
your foot down, buddy.
488
00:29:46,873 --> 00:29:48,893
You're not her girlfriend.
489
00:29:48,928 --> 00:29:50,938
Reach for the sky, motherfucker!
490
00:29:50,973 --> 00:29:51,887
Beth!
491
00:29:51,922 --> 00:29:52,890
Do it or I'll take your head off!
492
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,084
You know, she won't stop with this shit.
493
00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:55,379
I've had it up to fucking here!
494
00:29:55,414 --> 00:29:56,821
Hey, watch your language!
495
00:29:56,856 --> 00:29:58,296
Your daughter's got a gun to my head
496
00:29:58,331 --> 00:29:59,736
and I gotta watch my language, great.
497
00:29:59,771 --> 00:30:01,227
Why don't you give me the gun?
498
00:30:01,262 --> 00:30:02,683
What are you gonna do with it?
499
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,016
I'm gonna rob a bank.
500
00:30:04,051 --> 00:30:05,742
I don't know, just...
501
00:30:05,777 --> 00:30:07,434
That I'd like to see.
502
00:30:07,469 --> 00:30:08,893
You know what.
503
00:30:08,928 --> 00:30:10,292
Give me that, thank you.
504
00:30:10,327 --> 00:30:13,473
By the way, Wes, this
time I put bullets in it.
505
00:30:13,508 --> 00:30:14,306
Really?
506
00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:16,752
Don't you dare!
507
00:30:18,836 --> 00:30:20,629
Wes, god damn it!
508
00:30:20,664 --> 00:30:21,599
What!
509
00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:22,605
What are you-
510
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,643
She keeps this shit up,
she's gonna end up in jail.
511
00:30:23,678 --> 00:30:24,711
Huh, is that what you want?
512
00:30:24,746 --> 00:30:27,073
Beth, take Aaron, go get some eclairs.
513
00:30:27,108 --> 00:30:28,740
And some cigarettes.
514
00:30:30,490 --> 00:30:31,896
How old are you again?
515
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:32,896
Like 13, 14?
516
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,344
Older than you by a long shot.
517
00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,705
Right, how do you figure that?
518
00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:42,032
I've been living in dog years.
519
00:30:42,067 --> 00:30:42,865
Woof.
520
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,732
Hey, Ray Ray, what's up?
521
00:30:45,767 --> 00:30:47,419
Hey, Beth, not much.
522
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,273
Oh, this is my cousin, Wen,
523
00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:50,855
the one I told you about
with the drug problem.
524
00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:53,238
My uncle makes him wear this preppy shit,
525
00:30:53,273 --> 00:30:54,614
figures it will straighten him out.
526
00:30:54,649 --> 00:30:55,697
That sucks.
527
00:30:57,030 --> 00:30:58,185
Fight the good fight, man.
528
00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:01,665
Yeah, you know, take it one day at a time.
529
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:05,111
Hey, Ray Ray, can I get
a pack of Cloves and
530
00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:08,580
some eclairs, like five or six pieces.
531
00:31:08,615 --> 00:31:10,028
Sure.
532
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,899
So, when we gonna get together?
533
00:31:12,934 --> 00:31:14,603
Party sometime, you know?
534
00:31:14,638 --> 00:31:17,388
You know you're too old for me.
535
00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:37,956
So, what, your cousin Wen?
536
00:31:37,991 --> 00:31:40,437
Just trying to keep it light.
537
00:31:43,104 --> 00:31:45,521
Hey, I got you some presents.
538
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,030
You stole from him?
539
00:31:53,543 --> 00:31:55,696
You're cherry, aren't you?
540
00:31:55,731 --> 00:31:56,961
What?
541
00:31:56,996 --> 00:31:58,157
Cherry.
542
00:31:58,192 --> 00:31:59,553
No, I'm not Cherry.
543
00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:02,103
Don't be embarrassed, I think it's cute.
544
00:32:02,138 --> 00:32:04,618
You're not like the rest of the wolves.
545
00:32:04,653 --> 00:32:06,245
Limit, somehow-
546
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,638
You don't have to set limits in my house.
547
00:32:07,673 --> 00:32:08,911
No, I don't have to set limits.
548
00:32:08,946 --> 00:32:09,869
No, you don't.
549
00:32:09,904 --> 00:32:10,913
I'm trying to tell you.
550
00:32:10,948 --> 00:32:11,888
I don't wanna lose her.
551
00:32:11,923 --> 00:32:14,150
This could go on for a while.
552
00:32:14,185 --> 00:32:16,378
Looks like you're stuck with me.
553
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,440
I don't mind.
554
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:24,253
You...
555
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,439
You live here?
556
00:32:27,474 --> 00:32:29,036
Yeah, wouldn't you?
557
00:32:29,071 --> 00:32:31,105
Snagged it the minute we moved here.
558
00:32:44,610 --> 00:32:46,360
What are you drawing?
559
00:32:48,452 --> 00:32:49,285
You.
560
00:32:50,194 --> 00:32:52,077
God, stop looking at me like that.
561
00:32:52,112 --> 00:32:53,994
You're freaking me out.
562
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,307
Can I see it?
563
00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:08,235
Just find it when you get to that page.
564
00:33:37,047 --> 00:33:37,880
Come in.
565
00:33:41,445 --> 00:33:42,278
Hey.
566
00:33:43,173 --> 00:33:44,671
I'm gonna go to bed.
567
00:33:44,706 --> 00:33:47,373
Oh, come sit down, talk to me.
568
00:33:48,684 --> 00:33:49,767
I won't bite.
569
00:33:58,498 --> 00:34:00,837
So, I was just thinking about Wes.
570
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,698
Oh, don't let him bother you.
571
00:34:02,733 --> 00:34:06,667
He doesn't believe men
and women can be friends.
572
00:34:06,702 --> 00:34:08,898
Hell, there can even be an attraction,
573
00:34:08,933 --> 00:34:11,840
it's not that big of a deal but
Wes doesn't understand that.
574
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,673
Right, uh, is there?
575
00:34:15,844 --> 00:34:17,511
Like, an attraction?
576
00:34:18,386 --> 00:34:19,469
You and me?
577
00:34:21,828 --> 00:34:25,995
Well, you're attractive in a
way that Wes could never be.
578
00:34:27,796 --> 00:34:30,213
You're sexy between the ears.
579
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,373
Is that a compliment or like...
580
00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:38,232
That is like the worst thing
you could ever say to me.
581
00:34:38,267 --> 00:34:40,086
It is definitely a compliment.
582
00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:43,621
So, what about me, you find me attractive?
583
00:34:45,567 --> 00:34:48,720
Uh, yeah, I thought that
was kind of obvious.
584
00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:53,071
Well, I don't know, I mean,
I think I'm doing all right
585
00:34:53,106 --> 00:34:57,388
but to a 17 year old, I might
look like Queen Elizabeth.
586
00:34:57,423 --> 00:35:00,623
No, I don't think that's
a problem, trust me.
587
00:35:00,658 --> 00:35:02,810
No, I do, I trust you, Aaron.
588
00:35:02,845 --> 00:35:04,555
I don't make it a habit of inviting
589
00:35:04,590 --> 00:35:06,831
young men into my bedroom.
590
00:35:06,866 --> 00:35:08,778
This isn't the scholarship program.
591
00:35:08,813 --> 00:35:11,746
Wait, because that's not what
they told me at admissions.
592
00:35:11,781 --> 00:35:12,750
Oh.
593
00:35:36,038 --> 00:35:40,028
You should stop, Aaron,
before this gets serious.
594
00:35:40,063 --> 00:35:41,278
We should stop.
595
00:35:42,603 --> 00:35:43,853
We should stop.
596
00:35:49,432 --> 00:35:51,349
Aaron, what am I doing?
597
00:35:52,743 --> 00:35:55,743
I'm so bad, I don't wanna ruin this,
598
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,137
so go, okay, that's an order.
599
00:36:03,019 --> 00:36:03,852
Okay.
600
00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:19,761
Goodnight.
601
00:36:23,089 --> 00:36:25,041
Aaron, are
you getting my messages?
602
00:36:25,076 --> 00:36:27,124
I haven't heard from you.
603
00:36:28,124 --> 00:36:31,778
I spoke with your advisor,
Professor Danocky,
604
00:36:31,813 --> 00:36:33,301
he said you've been missing some classes.
605
00:36:33,336 --> 00:36:35,816
Okay, this isn't like
you, I'm getting worried.
606
00:36:35,851 --> 00:36:39,550
I need to hear from you immediately.
607
00:36:39,585 --> 00:36:41,379
Is someone there?
608
00:36:41,414 --> 00:36:42,212
Hello?
609
00:36:43,154 --> 00:36:43,987
Aaron.
610
00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:58,653
You can do this, Aaron.
611
00:36:58,688 --> 00:37:01,938
Yes, I know, I just, I have to think.
612
00:37:03,172 --> 00:37:05,088
There's no discussion.
613
00:37:05,123 --> 00:37:08,551
You can either put it on
the board or you can't.
614
00:37:08,586 --> 00:37:11,090
That's the beauty of what we do.
615
00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:14,291
Then I'm sorry because
I can't do it like this,
616
00:37:14,326 --> 00:37:16,708
I have to visualize it first.
617
00:37:18,454 --> 00:37:22,621
I'm afraid you can't leave
until it's up on the board.
618
00:37:28,743 --> 00:37:30,015
The equation doesn't work,
619
00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:32,099
your water walker will not work.
620
00:37:32,134 --> 00:37:34,470
We design it in the classroom and
621
00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:36,772
we execute it in the laboratory.
622
00:37:36,807 --> 00:37:38,942
It's very simple and
you're running out of time.
623
00:37:59,656 --> 00:38:02,382
Hey, Perkins.
624
00:38:03,725 --> 00:38:04,558
Wake up.
625
00:38:05,445 --> 00:38:06,989
Ah!
626
00:38:07,024 --> 00:38:08,691
Library's closing.
627
00:38:10,604 --> 00:38:12,271
Wanna have a coffee?
628
00:38:17,352 --> 00:38:19,189
Cheers.
629
00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:25,969
So listen, it's none of
my business and, you know,
630
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:30,128
feel free to tell me as
much but I hear you're
631
00:38:30,163 --> 00:38:31,794
involved with a married woman.
632
00:38:31,829 --> 00:38:32,627
Really?
633
00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:36,106
You heard that?
634
00:38:36,141 --> 00:38:38,119
Actually married woman with kids.
635
00:38:38,154 --> 00:38:40,098
I've heard one of them was yours but
636
00:38:40,133 --> 00:38:42,392
I pretty much ignored that.
637
00:38:42,427 --> 00:38:45,887
Wow, I didn't even think that
many people knew who I was.
638
00:38:45,922 --> 00:38:48,103
Yeah, it's all over Perkins.
639
00:38:48,138 --> 00:38:50,001
Apparently, prominently and
640
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,407
smother rumors about you.
641
00:38:52,442 --> 00:38:54,744
Um, well, I'm flattered.
642
00:38:54,779 --> 00:38:56,456
Obviously you're reluctant to tell me,
643
00:38:56,491 --> 00:38:58,167
which is understandable seeing as-
644
00:38:58,202 --> 00:38:59,844
No, no, it's not, it's not true.
645
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:00,946
What's not true?
646
00:39:00,981 --> 00:39:03,971
The whole married woman
thing, it's not true.
647
00:39:04,006 --> 00:39:07,381
She has one kid, it's not mine,
648
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:09,381
I took a paternity test.
649
00:39:11,062 --> 00:39:12,562
That's a relief.
650
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,909
So, you sleep there?
651
00:39:15,944 --> 00:39:17,902
Yeah, it's easier,
652
00:39:19,337 --> 00:39:22,136
she just gives me a ride
back in the morning.
653
00:39:22,171 --> 00:39:24,687
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
654
00:39:24,722 --> 00:39:26,604
But where do you sleep?
655
00:39:47,808 --> 00:39:48,641
Aaron!
656
00:39:50,052 --> 00:39:51,269
Hey, who you got in there, the MILF queen?
657
00:39:51,304 --> 00:39:52,752
Fuck you!
658
00:39:52,787 --> 00:39:54,287
Respect the scarf.
659
00:39:57,025 --> 00:40:01,025
Could you
hurry up, I need the room!
660
00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:08,349
I don't believe in hair
removal, I think it's insidious.
661
00:40:08,384 --> 00:40:10,183
That's okay.
662
00:40:10,218 --> 00:40:12,592
I wasn't looking for your approval.
663
00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:14,966
I'm sorry, did I do something wrong?
664
00:40:35,657 --> 00:40:40,073
Aaron, have you ever been
with a natural woman before?
665
00:40:40,108 --> 00:40:42,313
I'm not really sure I
know what that means.
666
00:40:42,348 --> 00:40:43,825
I don't expect you to pluck your body
667
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:45,643
and I would hope that
you're enlightened enough
668
00:40:45,678 --> 00:40:47,463
not to expect that of me.
669
00:40:47,498 --> 00:40:49,029
I haven't thought about it.
670
00:40:49,064 --> 00:40:50,525
You can't handle it, can you?
671
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,236
What are you talking about, I just...
672
00:40:53,271 --> 00:40:54,034
What?
673
00:40:54,069 --> 00:40:56,662
I just, I don't know, I
think maybe we're just,
674
00:40:56,697 --> 00:40:57,937
I think maybe we're talking too much.
675
00:40:57,972 --> 00:41:00,161
Know what, Aaron, this
barbie doll walks, talks,
676
00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:02,464
farts, and has hair under her arms,
677
00:41:02,499 --> 00:41:03,849
and if you don't like it,
678
00:41:03,884 --> 00:41:06,136
maybe you should've gone
for the other model!
679
00:41:11,993 --> 00:41:13,443
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Darcy.
680
00:41:13,478 --> 00:41:14,800
Please, please, please.
681
00:41:14,835 --> 00:41:18,487
You gotta wait, please,
Darcy, come on, please!
682
00:41:18,522 --> 00:41:19,320
Shit!
683
00:41:35,632 --> 00:41:36,723
Whoa.
684
00:41:36,758 --> 00:41:40,341
Man, we really need to
get you some boxers.
685
00:41:42,829 --> 00:41:45,901
Come on, what are you doing here?
686
00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:46,984
Okay, okay.
687
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:51,107
So, I came here because...
688
00:41:52,133 --> 00:41:54,589
Okay, this is throwing me off, Aaron.
689
00:41:54,624 --> 00:41:57,094
Okay, god, just what is it?
690
00:41:57,129 --> 00:41:59,544
Don't bullshit me, Aaron,
are you screwing her?
691
00:41:59,579 --> 00:42:00,495
What, who?
692
00:42:00,530 --> 00:42:02,209
Linda, shithead, are you doing Linda?
693
00:42:02,244 --> 00:42:03,509
Why's this.
694
00:42:03,544 --> 00:42:06,294
You, you can't just show up here!
695
00:42:07,607 --> 00:42:09,357
Because I love you.
696
00:42:16,043 --> 00:42:19,054
No, no, you do not love me.
697
00:42:19,089 --> 00:42:20,199
Yes, I do.
698
00:42:20,234 --> 00:42:21,842
How do you know?
699
00:42:21,877 --> 00:42:24,294
You have this effect on me.
700
00:42:25,982 --> 00:42:29,242
Every time you walk into
the room I get this,
701
00:42:29,277 --> 00:42:30,882
like the hair on my arms
and my neck, it stands up.
702
00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:32,465
It's like a charge.
703
00:42:33,614 --> 00:42:35,154
A charge?
704
00:42:35,189 --> 00:42:36,157
Within my stomach.
705
00:42:36,192 --> 00:42:38,766
It turns over on itself and I have to...
706
00:42:38,801 --> 00:42:41,411
This is kind of embarrassing,
go to the bathroom.
707
00:42:41,446 --> 00:42:43,461
So, I'm a human laxative.
708
00:42:43,496 --> 00:42:45,080
Pretty much.
709
00:42:45,115 --> 00:42:46,630
And that's love.
710
00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:48,166
I don't know what else to call it.
711
00:42:48,201 --> 00:42:50,582
Then, you know what, why
don't you get some cling free
712
00:42:50,617 --> 00:42:52,415
and some Pepto-Bismol and I'm sure that
713
00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:54,563
you'll be just fine.
714
00:42:54,598 --> 00:42:57,098
I knew you'd make fun of it.
715
00:42:59,947 --> 00:43:02,746
I don't wanna hurt your
feelings but you're 14,
716
00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:04,582
I am not going out with a 14 year old.
717
00:43:04,617 --> 00:43:06,383
Fine, fine, so don't go out with me!
718
00:43:06,418 --> 00:43:07,550
Aaron, just...
719
00:43:08,933 --> 00:43:10,252
Just sleep with me.
720
00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:11,572
No, Jesus Christ, no!
721
00:43:11,607 --> 00:43:12,543
Beth, no!
722
00:43:12,578 --> 00:43:14,284
Seriously, Aaron,
I want you to be my first.
723
00:43:14,319 --> 00:43:15,619
Stop!
724
00:43:15,654 --> 00:43:16,660
I want you to be my first!
725
00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:17,729
Stop!
726
00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,064
Milton, what are you doing?
727
00:43:19,099 --> 00:43:20,619
Go away!
728
00:43:20,654 --> 00:43:21,630
Why, why, why?
729
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:25,165
Because you're the only one who gets me.
730
00:43:26,050 --> 00:43:27,413
What the hell?
731
00:43:27,448 --> 00:43:28,777
No, no, no, no!
732
00:43:30,114 --> 00:43:33,070
No, this is, this is
not what it looks like.
733
00:43:33,105 --> 00:43:36,027
Really, because it
looks like three to five
734
00:43:36,062 --> 00:43:37,725
with community service.
735
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,975
Hi, I'm Beth.
736
00:43:40,756 --> 00:43:42,238
The daughter.
737
00:43:42,273 --> 00:43:43,897
You know what, Beth, zip up your shirt.
738
00:43:43,932 --> 00:43:45,426
So, what's your name?
739
00:43:45,461 --> 00:43:46,748
Wild Bill.
740
00:43:46,783 --> 00:43:48,001
Wild, really?
741
00:43:48,036 --> 00:43:51,336
Okay, you know what, zip up your shirt.
742
00:43:51,371 --> 00:43:52,385
And you, give me your keys.
743
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:53,951
What are you talking about?
744
00:43:53,986 --> 00:43:55,483
Just give me your keys!
745
00:43:57,620 --> 00:43:59,190
Your roommate's kind of cute.
746
00:43:59,225 --> 00:44:00,376
Shut up.
747
00:44:12,659 --> 00:44:14,606
Hey, beautiful.
748
00:44:14,641 --> 00:44:16,159
Wanna know how the blue member
749
00:44:16,194 --> 00:44:18,159
contains serious bonage.
750
00:44:20,328 --> 00:44:21,786
Excuse me.
751
00:44:23,483 --> 00:44:27,100
This is Susan Milton, I would
like to speak to my son.
752
00:44:27,135 --> 00:44:28,539
Um, I'm...
753
00:44:28,574 --> 00:44:30,807
Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I
thought you were a friend.
754
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:33,463
I would like to speak to him now.
755
00:44:33,498 --> 00:44:36,085
He is not in the room at present.
756
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,729
So, I could take a message.
757
00:44:38,764 --> 00:44:41,003
Yes, it's for you, if I
don't hear from my son
758
00:44:41,038 --> 00:44:44,242
within 24 hours, I am holding
you personally responsible.
759
00:44:44,277 --> 00:44:48,126
Okay, got it, and consider
it, consider it done.
760
00:44:48,161 --> 00:44:50,626
I will talk to you later, bye.
761
00:45:09,725 --> 00:45:10,558
No.
762
00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:13,126
No!
763
00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:21,467
Don't you ever give it a rest?
764
00:45:21,502 --> 00:45:23,011
Come on, man, respect the scarf, okay,
765
00:45:23,046 --> 00:45:24,551
your words, not mine.
766
00:45:24,586 --> 00:45:26,153
Yeah.
767
00:45:26,188 --> 00:45:29,993
Here you go, fuck the
scarf, my words again.
768
00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:32,546
You really shouldn't do that.
769
00:45:32,581 --> 00:45:33,963
Whoa, whoa, okay.
770
00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:44,446
Way to go, Milton.
771
00:45:44,481 --> 00:45:46,268
You okay, buddy?
772
00:45:46,303 --> 00:45:47,730
No.
773
00:45:47,765 --> 00:45:49,334
No, no, I'm not.
774
00:45:49,369 --> 00:45:51,388
Use me as a resource, Aaron, all right.
775
00:45:51,423 --> 00:45:52,384
I know a lot about this shit.
776
00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:57,284
No, you don't, okay, because
this isn't about fucking.
777
00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:58,365
All right, as stupid as this may sound,
778
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,480
I might actually be in love.
779
00:46:00,515 --> 00:46:02,526
Dude, she's in junior high.
780
00:46:02,561 --> 00:46:05,299
It's not her, okay, it's her mom.
781
00:46:05,334 --> 00:46:08,002
Finally, an education worth having.
782
00:46:08,037 --> 00:46:12,880
She could be like the ivy
league of sexual knowledge.
783
00:46:12,915 --> 00:46:15,547
Yale.
784
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:19,327
Okay, is she into you?
785
00:46:19,362 --> 00:46:20,495
Yes.
786
00:46:20,530 --> 00:46:21,593
No.
787
00:46:21,628 --> 00:46:22,961
I, I don't know.
788
00:46:24,090 --> 00:46:27,567
It's just, it's
complicated, she's involved.
789
00:46:27,602 --> 00:46:28,484
Involved?
790
00:46:29,674 --> 00:46:30,648
With a cop.
791
00:46:30,683 --> 00:46:34,600
Oh, you are in way over
your head, my friend.
792
00:46:37,590 --> 00:46:39,026
Not much better, I'm afraid.
793
00:46:39,061 --> 00:46:40,693
Oh, very good, Mr...
794
00:46:42,479 --> 00:46:44,203
Aaron, Aaron Milton.
795
00:46:44,238 --> 00:46:46,895
Well, Mr. Milton, you're
writing style could use
796
00:46:46,930 --> 00:46:49,552
a little tune up but
your ideas are very good.
797
00:46:49,587 --> 00:46:50,594
Thank you.
798
00:46:50,629 --> 00:46:52,015
I am troubled by one thing.
799
00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:53,043
Yes?
800
00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:55,236
You're not enrolled in my class.
801
00:47:17,387 --> 00:47:21,452
Just be honest, what
was wrong with my paper?
802
00:47:21,487 --> 00:47:25,518
Honestly, your analysis
lacked depth, nuance.
803
00:47:28,433 --> 00:47:31,599
Tell me this, what do you
like about Greek tragedy?
804
00:47:31,634 --> 00:47:35,444
I love the women, they're ball busters,
805
00:47:35,479 --> 00:47:38,194
powerful and principled, intense.
806
00:47:39,692 --> 00:47:42,925
Fuck with one of these babes
and she will rip your heart
807
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,106
out and feed it to your friends.
808
00:47:45,141 --> 00:47:48,524
But if you treat her right,
she will line up the planets,
809
00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:52,691
the gods, heaven and earth,
she'll change your life.
810
00:47:54,553 --> 00:47:56,813
You're passionate, I get that.
811
00:47:56,848 --> 00:48:01,260
I'm afraid it's just not good
enough, not at this school.
812
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:03,815
Just give me another chance.
813
00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:08,059
Trust me, I've seen this
played out again and again.
814
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:11,500
You're not going to be able to compete.
815
00:48:11,535 --> 00:48:13,428
You don't, you don't even know me.
816
00:48:13,463 --> 00:48:17,296
Oh, I do, I get one
like you every semester.
817
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:21,913
You know what?
818
00:48:23,056 --> 00:48:23,889
Fuck you.
819
00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:35,231
I don't know, maybe just some
people just don't belong at
820
00:48:35,266 --> 00:48:37,648
a god damn ivy league school.
821
00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:41,763
Come on, who said that,
some stupid professor
822
00:48:41,798 --> 00:48:44,921
with a column shoved up his ass?
823
00:48:44,956 --> 00:48:46,838
Yeah, that's the one.
824
00:48:49,759 --> 00:48:53,463
You can't let him get to you like this.
825
00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:55,880
It's not just him, it's me.
826
00:48:57,388 --> 00:49:01,397
It's like I thought things
were gonna be different here,
827
00:49:01,432 --> 00:49:05,064
different from any other
place I've been but
828
00:49:06,436 --> 00:49:10,806
it's the same story, it's
just smarter assholes.
829
00:49:10,841 --> 00:49:12,639
Look, I'll help you.
830
00:49:15,592 --> 00:49:17,092
Whatever it takes.
831
00:49:20,452 --> 00:49:21,702
You're sweet.
832
00:49:27,362 --> 00:49:29,755
Look, Beth, just about the other night.
833
00:49:29,790 --> 00:49:31,534
I don't wanna talk about it.
834
00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:33,279
Why'd you even come down here?
835
00:49:36,518 --> 00:49:39,115
Why don't you and your cuz
come upstairs to my place?
836
00:49:39,150 --> 00:49:41,712
I got some friends coming by,
it's gonna be so much fun.
837
00:49:41,747 --> 00:49:43,435
I can't, I have homework.
838
00:49:43,470 --> 00:49:46,228
Shit, bring it with, I'll help you out.
839
00:49:46,263 --> 00:49:48,092
What, you'll be my tutor?
840
00:49:48,127 --> 00:49:50,227
Something like that.
841
00:49:50,262 --> 00:49:52,670
What do you say, little man?
842
00:49:52,705 --> 00:49:54,337
It's not up to me.
843
00:49:55,656 --> 00:49:57,406
Maybe another time.
844
00:50:01,318 --> 00:50:02,697
Thanks for the extra topping.
845
00:50:02,732 --> 00:50:03,530
Anytime.
846
00:50:07,479 --> 00:50:09,236
Why do you put me in this position?
847
00:50:09,271 --> 00:50:10,994
It's not a fucking felony, officer,
848
00:50:11,029 --> 00:50:12,383
it's just a little weed.
849
00:50:12,418 --> 00:50:14,441
Right, and your mother knows?
850
00:50:14,476 --> 00:50:17,559
It's none of her god damn business.
851
00:50:18,653 --> 00:50:20,049
I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
852
00:50:20,084 --> 00:50:23,389
but I don't think a 14 year
old should be smoking dope.
853
00:50:23,424 --> 00:50:27,515
Or wielding guns, or
having sex for that matter.
854
00:50:27,550 --> 00:50:29,579
Oh, but cleaning up mom when
she's fucking soiled herself,
855
00:50:29,614 --> 00:50:31,417
I guess that's okay.
856
00:50:31,452 --> 00:50:32,426
What are you talking about?
857
00:50:32,461 --> 00:50:34,186
Bathing her, patching up her broken lip or
858
00:50:34,221 --> 00:50:36,340
putting her to sleep on her side so
859
00:50:36,375 --> 00:50:39,082
she doesn't choke on her
vomit when I was what,
860
00:50:39,117 --> 00:50:40,832
six, seven years old.
861
00:50:42,109 --> 00:50:43,776
Can you light me up?
862
00:50:46,909 --> 00:50:49,960
Getting a better picture
of the good old days, huh?
863
00:50:49,995 --> 00:50:51,891
Before we moved up here,
864
00:50:51,926 --> 00:50:55,452
before Linda became an honor student.
865
00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:56,879
Sorry, I didn't know.
866
00:50:56,914 --> 00:51:00,247
You don't know Linda, it's not pretty.
867
00:51:03,507 --> 00:51:05,299
What about your grandmother
over in Jacksonville,
868
00:51:05,334 --> 00:51:07,570
can't you just go stay with her?
869
00:51:07,605 --> 00:51:09,806
Uh, you mean, lota Controlla.
870
00:51:10,796 --> 00:51:13,733
Now she's a piece of work, no thanks.
871
00:51:13,768 --> 00:51:16,670
We're never gonna go back there, ever.
872
00:51:19,726 --> 00:51:21,309
So, you want a hit?
873
00:51:22,434 --> 00:51:23,267
No.
874
00:51:24,521 --> 00:51:26,017
Figures.
875
00:51:43,761 --> 00:51:46,226
Oh, we interrupting something?
876
00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:50,563
You guys getting nasty on the couch?
877
00:51:50,598 --> 00:51:54,590
Actually,.
878
00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:56,763
Wes, will you just...
879
00:51:56,798 --> 00:51:57,763
It's okay.
880
00:52:00,464 --> 00:52:02,297
You're getting warmer.
881
00:52:06,445 --> 00:52:07,445
Holy shit.
882
00:52:09,695 --> 00:52:10,528
What!
883
00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:12,545
What the hell!
884
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:14,854
I'm marrying your mom is what the hell.
885
00:52:14,889 --> 00:52:16,425
Wes, we said maybe.
886
00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,395
I know.
887
00:52:17,430 --> 00:52:19,930
You've gotta be shitting me!
888
00:52:20,883 --> 00:52:22,404
Is that the best you can do, Beth?
889
00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:23,578
Ask her.
890
00:52:23,613 --> 00:52:26,280
That the best you can do, Linda?
891
00:52:28,863 --> 00:52:29,866
That's horse shit.
892
00:52:29,901 --> 00:52:30,933
Wait, where are you going?
893
00:52:30,968 --> 00:52:33,507
No, no, we talked about
this, I'm gonna handle this.
894
00:52:33,542 --> 00:52:34,340
Relax.
895
00:52:43,048 --> 00:52:44,385
What the hell are you doing?
896
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:45,688
You can't just come up here!
897
00:52:45,723 --> 00:52:48,002
Tone it down, Beth, bring it down.
898
00:52:48,037 --> 00:52:49,561
Oh, is that some police negotiation crap?
899
00:52:49,596 --> 00:52:50,530
You learn that in class?
900
00:52:50,565 --> 00:52:52,575
Bring it down, Beth, just bring it down.
901
00:52:52,610 --> 00:52:54,585
All right, don't do this to your mother.
902
00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:56,740
You will never tell me what to do,
903
00:52:56,775 --> 00:52:58,860
now get the fuck out of my room!
904
00:52:58,895 --> 00:53:00,325
This is what you want?
905
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,027
I don't know, I haven't even said yes yet.
906
00:53:05,201 --> 00:53:06,701
Look, he insisted.
907
00:53:07,775 --> 00:53:11,442
You know, he said I
should see how it feels.
908
00:53:13,768 --> 00:53:14,601
And?
909
00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:21,862
Honestly, it's cutting off my circulation.
910
00:53:21,897 --> 00:53:24,827
You will never be family!
911
00:53:24,862 --> 00:53:26,244
Go fuck yourself!
912
00:53:27,257 --> 00:53:29,089
Know what, shut up
yourself or I'm gonna wipe
913
00:53:29,124 --> 00:53:30,642
that little smirk off your face.
914
00:53:30,677 --> 00:53:32,759
What are you so afraid of,
Linda might hear something?
915
00:53:32,794 --> 00:53:33,728
Stop!
916
00:53:33,763 --> 00:53:34,837
Get away from me, you asshole,
917
00:53:34,872 --> 00:53:37,453
or I will poke your fucking eyes out!
918
00:53:37,488 --> 00:53:39,475
Oh, that's good, that's funny.
919
00:53:39,510 --> 00:53:41,013
Yeah.
920
00:53:41,048 --> 00:53:42,303
Hey, hey, stop.
921
00:53:42,338 --> 00:53:44,564
Get off of me, get off of me!
922
00:53:44,599 --> 00:53:45,731
Get off of me!
923
00:53:52,547 --> 00:53:53,598
Wes!
924
00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:55,363
Wes, leave her alone!
925
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:57,357
This little bitch has been
baiting me long enough.
926
00:53:57,392 --> 00:53:59,045
Hey, take your hands off her!
927
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:00,698
Oh, come on, are you kidding me?
928
00:54:00,733 --> 00:54:02,641
No, no, let's stop.
929
00:54:04,601 --> 00:54:05,434
Stop it!
930
00:54:09,805 --> 00:54:11,138
Get off of me!
931
00:54:12,731 --> 00:54:14,231
Oh, oh god, Linda.
932
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,752
Get out of my house.
933
00:54:18,787 --> 00:54:21,771
Baby, you know I didn't mean that.
934
00:54:21,806 --> 00:54:22,604
Now!
935
00:54:39,039 --> 00:54:41,749
Thanks for driving me home.
936
00:54:41,784 --> 00:54:46,003
The funny thing is, I never
even wanted to get married.
937
00:54:46,038 --> 00:54:47,086
Who needs it?
938
00:54:49,496 --> 00:54:52,365
So, are you gonna see him again?
939
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,032
What do you think?
940
00:54:58,774 --> 00:54:59,781
Pull over!
941
00:54:59,816 --> 00:55:00,935
I don't believe it.
942
00:55:00,970 --> 00:55:01,768
Shit.
943
00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:04,501
The hell with him.
944
00:55:09,909 --> 00:55:12,076
I'm not stopping, asshole!
945
00:55:15,179 --> 00:55:17,012
Pull over right now!
946
00:55:19,845 --> 00:55:22,227
Linda, slow down!
947
00:55:22,262 --> 00:55:23,311
I will arrest you, pull over!
948
00:55:23,346 --> 00:55:24,561
Oh, you will?
949
00:55:29,734 --> 00:55:31,484
What are you doing?
950
00:55:51,872 --> 00:55:53,375
Hi.
951
00:55:53,410 --> 00:55:55,849
Tell me he's okay, is he okay?
952
00:55:55,884 --> 00:55:59,023
Are you serious, how could
you give a shit about him?
953
00:55:59,058 --> 00:56:00,606
Not Wes, the dog.
954
00:56:04,118 --> 00:56:08,285
Mom, look at you, and you're
worried about a stupid dog.
955
00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:12,397
He took off, Linda, he's fine.
956
00:56:45,919 --> 00:56:46,967
Are you okay?
957
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:49,487
It's all my fault.
958
00:56:51,722 --> 00:56:52,972
No, it's not.
959
00:56:55,326 --> 00:56:56,409
No, it's not.
960
00:57:34,205 --> 00:57:36,331
No, no, this is...
961
00:57:36,366 --> 00:57:38,412
I can't, I'm sorry.
962
00:57:38,447 --> 00:57:40,458
Don't, don't leave me.
963
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:44,317
You stay with her, don't you?
964
00:57:45,676 --> 00:57:47,843
Just stay with me, please.
965
00:58:49,645 --> 00:58:51,395
Structurally sound.
966
00:58:59,356 --> 00:59:01,566
Wait, wait, don't tell me.
967
00:59:01,601 --> 00:59:04,434
You're supposed to be strider man.
968
00:59:07,242 --> 00:59:09,259
Um, I know it looks a little strange.
969
00:59:09,294 --> 00:59:11,592
No, no stranger than this.
970
00:59:13,461 --> 00:59:16,823
Look Aaron, this is a brilliant depiction
971
00:59:16,858 --> 00:59:18,669
of lever escapement.
972
00:59:18,704 --> 00:59:20,480
Macabre, but brilliant.
973
00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:23,229
So, how does someone with this much vision
974
00:59:23,264 --> 00:59:25,312
blow all these equations?
975
00:59:27,664 --> 00:59:29,427
You got into this program
because you're gifted.
976
00:59:29,462 --> 00:59:31,594
Did I make a huge mistake?
977
00:59:46,329 --> 00:59:49,746
I don't think he'd want you doing that.
978
00:59:50,652 --> 00:59:54,493
Is that where you make all
your charming phone calls?
979
00:59:54,528 --> 00:59:55,930
What's going on here?
980
00:59:55,965 --> 00:59:58,882
Sorry dude, I tried to stop them.
981
01:00:00,155 --> 01:00:01,931
How did it happen?
982
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:04,355
Was she drunk, on drugs?
983
01:00:04,390 --> 01:00:05,323
It was an accident.
984
01:00:05,358 --> 01:00:07,360
All right, it wasn't anybody's fault.
985
01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:10,574
I would like to know
what a 17 year old boy
986
01:00:10,609 --> 01:00:13,754
is doing in a car with
some woman in her 30's.
987
01:00:13,789 --> 01:00:15,059
That woman, she's my friend!
988
01:00:15,094 --> 01:00:16,159
She's your friend?
989
01:00:16,194 --> 01:00:17,125
Yeah.
990
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,182
Oh, Aaron, if that's
what you wanna believe.
991
01:00:20,217 --> 01:00:22,176
Dad, look, she's a student.
992
01:00:22,211 --> 01:00:24,136
She's been a huge help to me.
993
01:00:24,171 --> 01:00:25,433
If you would meet her!
994
01:00:25,468 --> 01:00:27,319
All you gotta do is meet,
you just gotta meet her!
995
01:00:27,354 --> 01:00:29,140
I am not paying for this!
996
01:00:29,175 --> 01:00:31,810
I have worked my butt off
to get into this school
997
01:00:31,845 --> 01:00:34,446
and now that I'm here,
what are you gonna do?
998
01:00:34,481 --> 01:00:35,780
You're just gonna yank me out?
999
01:00:35,815 --> 01:00:37,220
Why, because I'm friends
with a woman and...
1000
01:00:37,255 --> 01:00:38,470
That is insane.
1001
01:00:41,774 --> 01:00:44,357
It wouldn't hurt to meet her.
1002
01:00:47,214 --> 01:00:48,610
Are they here yet?
1003
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:49,777
No, not yet.
1004
01:01:05,908 --> 01:01:06,963
What do you call this again?
1005
01:01:06,998 --> 01:01:08,129
It's curry.
1006
01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:10,708
Haven't you ever had curry before?
1007
01:01:10,743 --> 01:01:13,252
Yes, I've used it, not to this effect.
1008
01:01:13,287 --> 01:01:14,536
It's very festive.
1009
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:16,734
It's Indian, India Indian.
1010
01:01:16,769 --> 01:01:18,882
I know, sweetheart, I
recognize it's not maize
1011
01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:21,428
and.
1012
01:01:21,463 --> 01:01:23,147
Well, I think it's delicious, Linda.
1013
01:01:23,182 --> 01:01:26,137
So, tell me, Linda, how
did you and my son meet?
1014
01:01:26,172 --> 01:01:28,483
We are in an art class together.
1015
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:31,117
Don't you find that a bit impractical?
1016
01:01:31,152 --> 01:01:32,491
I mean, we all have our hobbies.
1017
01:01:32,526 --> 01:01:36,009
Maybe in my case but when
someone is as talented
1018
01:01:36,044 --> 01:01:39,492
as your son here, it
couldn't be more valuable.
1019
01:01:39,527 --> 01:01:41,550
What's so great about engineering anyway?
1020
01:01:41,585 --> 01:01:43,490
You get to ride in a caboose?
1021
01:01:47,254 --> 01:01:49,012
You don't really think
that's what they do?
1022
01:01:49,047 --> 01:01:50,473
I know what they do, Susan, it's just,
1023
01:01:50,508 --> 01:01:51,865
I mean, the guy's an awesome artist.
1024
01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:54,870
You should give him a chance,
he could be the next Picasso.
1025
01:01:54,905 --> 01:01:57,959
Oh, well, there aren't many Picasso's and
1026
01:01:57,994 --> 01:01:59,617
the rest starve.
1027
01:01:59,652 --> 01:02:01,350
And I want more for my son.
1028
01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:12,094
You know, your friend Linda is a
1029
01:02:12,129 --> 01:02:13,344
handsome woman.
1030
01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:18,208
What you mean, she's hot?
1031
01:02:19,266 --> 01:02:20,099
Yeah.
1032
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,917
Yeah, I think so too.
1033
01:02:28,027 --> 01:02:32,085
Really banged yourself up, didn't you?
1034
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:35,552
Well, I whole lot better now.
1035
01:02:35,587 --> 01:02:40,332
How many accidents like this
had there been in your life?
1036
01:02:40,367 --> 01:02:41,665
Uh, excuse me?
1037
01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:44,203
A lot, I'd guess.
1038
01:02:45,910 --> 01:02:47,900
Yeah, I'm gonna take the dessert out.
1039
01:02:47,935 --> 01:02:52,436
He doesn't know a damn
thing, that boy out there.
1040
01:02:52,471 --> 01:02:55,113
I bet you make him feel special, huh?
1041
01:02:55,148 --> 01:02:56,863
Like a real Casanova.
1042
01:02:57,871 --> 01:03:00,644
I see right through you.
1043
01:03:00,679 --> 01:03:02,744
I'd imagine grown men would too,
1044
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:04,954
it must be easier to pick on children.
1045
01:03:04,989 --> 01:03:06,676
Okay, that's enough.
1046
01:03:06,711 --> 01:03:10,697
You're a mother, let me
ask you mother to mother.
1047
01:03:10,732 --> 01:03:14,964
If you saw your child
about to jump off a cliff,
1048
01:03:14,999 --> 01:03:19,197
wouldn't you do anything
you could to stop it?
1049
01:03:19,232 --> 01:03:20,530
Let me help you.
1050
01:04:04,864 --> 01:04:05,781
It's war.
1051
01:04:16,032 --> 01:04:18,094
Let's see, who wants to dance?
1052
01:04:18,129 --> 01:04:20,121
With your neck and your arm,
1053
01:04:20,156 --> 01:04:21,793
that's probably not such a good idea.
1054
01:04:21,828 --> 01:04:24,555
Phil, you look like a samba man.
1055
01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:40,068
You go, pops.
1056
01:04:40,103 --> 01:04:40,901
Yeah.
1057
01:04:42,216 --> 01:04:43,928
I can see you're enjoying this.
1058
01:05:02,968 --> 01:05:04,130
Not doing it.
1059
01:05:04,165 --> 01:05:05,292
Your loss!
1060
01:05:15,196 --> 01:05:17,113
What's going on, huh?
1061
01:05:20,074 --> 01:05:21,427
What the hell.
1062
01:05:21,462 --> 01:05:23,629
Please tell me this isn't happening.
1063
01:05:23,664 --> 01:05:25,174
Who is that guy?
1064
01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:26,684
Is she seeing him?
1065
01:05:26,719 --> 01:05:27,725
What guy?
1066
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,003
The old guy she's dancing
with, I'll kick his ass.
1067
01:05:30,038 --> 01:05:31,336
That's my dad.
1068
01:05:32,874 --> 01:05:35,502
Yeah, look, it's, it's a long story.
1069
01:05:35,537 --> 01:05:36,849
What do you want?
1070
01:05:36,884 --> 01:05:39,119
I want to make it up to her.
1071
01:05:39,154 --> 01:05:41,320
I still wanna marry her.
1072
01:05:41,355 --> 01:05:45,022
Well, I wouldn't book a church right away.
1073
01:05:49,376 --> 01:05:51,311
Look, you should probably go, okay?
1074
01:05:51,346 --> 01:05:55,096
I'll tell her that you
were asking about her.
1075
01:05:58,506 --> 01:05:59,839
Just a minute.
1076
01:06:01,621 --> 01:06:03,371
Thank you, sweetie.
1077
01:06:04,776 --> 01:06:07,510
Would someone tell me what just happened?
1078
01:06:07,545 --> 01:06:09,794
Your son just told a
cop to go fuck himself.
1079
01:06:09,829 --> 01:06:12,043
Okay, that is it, Aaron,
Phil, we are leaving.
1080
01:06:12,078 --> 01:06:13,635
But we're having a good time.
1081
01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:15,885
Does it look like I'm having a good time?
1082
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,218
Don't make me ask you again!
1083
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,441
You get out of my son's way or so help me,
1084
01:06:21,476 --> 01:06:23,402
injured or not, I will rip you to shreds.
1085
01:06:23,437 --> 01:06:25,024
Why don't you ask him what he wants?
1086
01:06:25,059 --> 01:06:27,874
I don't care what he wants,
I know what he needs!
1087
01:06:27,909 --> 01:06:31,124
Oh no, let me show you what he needs.
1088
01:06:33,916 --> 01:06:34,749
Phil.
1089
01:06:41,508 --> 01:06:42,837
Go home, Susan.
1090
01:06:42,872 --> 01:06:47,057
Your son is sweet and
sexy, and talented as hell,
1091
01:06:47,092 --> 01:06:49,127
and as soon as you get out of his way,
1092
01:06:49,162 --> 01:06:50,903
he's gonna be un-fucking stoppable.
1093
01:06:50,938 --> 01:06:52,644
And let me tell you something else,
1094
01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:55,213
Phil here is a little dish.
1095
01:06:55,248 --> 01:06:58,006
His lights on and he'll
rise to the equation
1096
01:06:58,041 --> 01:07:00,765
if you act like you
have blood in your veins
1097
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,616
and not antifreeze.
1098
01:07:02,651 --> 01:07:05,751
Susan, for god's sake, what are you...
1099
01:07:05,786 --> 01:07:09,697
So long, Susan, that's
what they say in India
1100
01:07:09,732 --> 01:07:12,197
when they want you to go home.
1101
01:07:23,315 --> 01:07:24,648
Get your coat.
1102
01:07:25,574 --> 01:07:27,442
No, I'm staying.
1103
01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:30,727
You are coming home with your family.
1104
01:07:34,032 --> 01:07:37,238
To tell you the truth,
they're more like family.
1105
01:07:37,273 --> 01:07:40,124
Whatever family's supposed
to be like than you are.
1106
01:07:40,159 --> 01:07:42,976
And is your new family
gonna pay for your tuition,
1107
01:07:43,011 --> 01:07:45,393
and your rent, and your food?
1108
01:07:47,134 --> 01:07:50,134
Would you say something to your son?
1109
01:07:51,556 --> 01:07:52,556
Stay here.
1110
01:07:54,149 --> 01:07:55,284
I would.
1111
01:07:55,319 --> 01:07:56,419
You ass.
1112
01:08:00,406 --> 01:08:02,323
What's happened to you?
1113
01:08:03,341 --> 01:08:05,424
I don't know you anymore.
1114
01:08:06,327 --> 01:08:08,494
You're right, you don't.
1115
01:08:10,974 --> 01:08:11,974
Shalom, mom.
1116
01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:38,361
Sorry we totally screwed up your life.
1117
01:08:41,698 --> 01:08:44,698
You're in love with her, aren't you?
1118
01:08:47,492 --> 01:08:48,742
God, I knew it.
1119
01:08:50,213 --> 01:08:54,380
Beth, my mom just drove off
with everything that I own.
1120
01:08:55,235 --> 01:08:58,140
I'm not exactly on a romance
wavelength right now.
1121
01:08:58,175 --> 01:09:01,285
You kissed back, you think I'm blind?
1122
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,702
It was nothing.
1123
01:09:04,852 --> 01:09:08,177
You know, I actually kind
of feel sorry for your mom.
1124
01:09:08,212 --> 01:09:09,280
Why?
1125
01:09:09,315 --> 01:09:12,882
Because you chose someone
like my mother over her.
1126
01:09:12,917 --> 01:09:15,299
That's gotta burn pretty bad.
1127
01:09:28,795 --> 01:09:29,962
There he is.
1128
01:09:31,627 --> 01:09:32,627
Come here.
1129
01:10:47,635 --> 01:10:48,468
Wes.
1130
01:10:54,065 --> 01:10:54,898
Wes.
1131
01:11:00,556 --> 01:11:01,389
Wes.
1132
01:11:07,627 --> 01:11:08,460
Aaron?
1133
01:11:09,929 --> 01:11:10,762
Yeah.
1134
01:11:13,696 --> 01:11:16,029
I'm sorry, I was dreaming.
1135
01:11:19,372 --> 01:11:20,205
Me, too.
1136
01:11:25,522 --> 01:11:26,355
Well...
1137
01:11:35,247 --> 01:11:36,580
Just go with it.
1138
01:11:39,790 --> 01:11:42,063
Hey, hey, hang on, are you sure?
1139
01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:43,480
Yes, oh my god.
1140
01:11:48,484 --> 01:11:49,317
Oh god.
1141
01:11:50,647 --> 01:11:51,480
Oh my god.
1142
01:11:56,941 --> 01:11:57,774
Shh.
1143
01:12:00,369 --> 01:12:01,202
Oh god.
1144
01:12:04,334 --> 01:12:05,167
Oh, yes.
1145
01:12:07,411 --> 01:12:09,405
What, what are you worried about?
1146
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:11,399
Shh, please, please be quiet.
1147
01:12:13,781 --> 01:12:14,781
Oh my god.
1148
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,760
Oh god, Wes.
1149
01:12:18,008 --> 01:12:20,963
Wes, I'm Aaron, what
are you talking about?
1150
01:12:20,998 --> 01:12:22,074
Whatever.
1151
01:12:22,109 --> 01:12:23,114
What do you mean whatever?
1152
01:12:23,149 --> 01:12:24,947
What's your problem?
1153
01:12:29,271 --> 01:12:30,536
Who are you in bed with?
1154
01:12:30,571 --> 01:12:31,369
Damn it.
1155
01:12:38,699 --> 01:12:40,282
Oh my god, what do we do?
1156
01:12:40,317 --> 01:12:44,484
Can you do me favor and not
make a big deal out of this?
1157
01:12:46,138 --> 01:12:50,305
All right, we're friends
who fucked and it was lousy.
1158
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:52,913
All right, oops.
1159
01:12:57,929 --> 01:12:58,762
Come on.
1160
01:12:59,742 --> 01:13:03,742
I didn't mean that like
that, it came out wrong.
1161
01:13:05,039 --> 01:13:05,872
Aaron.
1162
01:13:07,522 --> 01:13:08,355
Stop.
1163
01:13:16,690 --> 01:13:20,487
Did you ever make love to
somebody instead of fuck them?
1164
01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:22,983
I mean, if you wanna sugar coat it,
1165
01:13:23,018 --> 01:13:24,733
yeah, I've made love.
1166
01:13:27,549 --> 01:13:29,049
How'd that feel?
1167
01:13:30,196 --> 01:13:32,529
An awful lot like fucking.
1168
01:13:44,373 --> 01:13:46,161
Don't come back!
1169
01:13:46,196 --> 01:13:49,072
I mean it, just go away
and don't come back ever,
1170
01:13:49,107 --> 01:13:50,490
just fucking evaporate!
1171
01:13:50,525 --> 01:13:51,597
Cut it out, Beth.
1172
01:13:51,632 --> 01:13:52,634
So, you had your fun,
1173
01:13:52,669 --> 01:13:55,669
now just go before it gets too ugly!
1174
01:13:58,366 --> 01:14:00,004
Look, you don't know anything about it.
1175
01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:02,224
I know Linda's been sucking
down pain meds all week
1176
01:14:02,259 --> 01:14:04,161
like it's Halloween candy.
1177
01:14:04,196 --> 01:14:07,367
I know she's on her way
down, I've seen it before.
1178
01:14:07,402 --> 01:14:09,034
You don't know shit.
1179
01:14:11,635 --> 01:14:14,418
Look, she's just in pain.
1180
01:14:14,453 --> 01:14:17,825
Okay, she'll be fine in a
couple weeks, I promise.
1181
01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:21,198
Don't make promises, people
are shitty with promises.
1182
01:14:21,233 --> 01:14:23,865
In fact, people are just shitty.
1183
01:14:56,002 --> 01:14:58,075
I'm coming in, Bill.
1184
01:14:58,110 --> 01:15:00,113
Jesus, are you kidding?
1185
01:15:00,148 --> 01:15:04,768
How about fuck that man,
look, I'm tired, let me in!
1186
01:15:04,803 --> 01:15:07,351
No, I am not dealing with this.
1187
01:15:27,391 --> 01:15:30,261
I didn't mean to, okay.
1188
01:15:30,296 --> 01:15:33,011
We were just, we were talking.
1189
01:15:33,046 --> 01:15:35,397
God, will you please shut up.
1190
01:15:35,432 --> 01:15:37,714
We were talking about you, okay?
1191
01:15:37,749 --> 01:15:39,463
That's the only reason
she even hung out with me.
1192
01:15:39,498 --> 01:15:41,665
It's like one of those transference deals.
1193
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:43,833
Right, so I'm having sex with somebody
1194
01:15:43,868 --> 01:15:45,624
who's thinking of somebody else,
1195
01:15:45,659 --> 01:15:49,666
while you are having sex with
somebody who's thinking of me.
1196
01:15:49,701 --> 01:15:51,506
That is so fucked!
1197
01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:53,311
Oh, oh, wild man.
1198
01:15:55,272 --> 01:15:57,481
You tell me you finally got laid?
1199
01:15:57,516 --> 01:15:58,398
Was it mom?
1200
01:16:00,561 --> 01:16:02,618
I didn't mean your mom.
1201
01:16:02,653 --> 01:16:04,640
Oh shit, how did that go?
1202
01:16:04,675 --> 01:16:07,733
Why don't you take a big fat guess.
1203
01:16:07,768 --> 01:16:10,792
I have no clothes, I have no friends,
1204
01:16:12,437 --> 01:16:15,367
I have no family, and
by 10:00 am tomorrow,
1205
01:16:15,402 --> 01:16:18,298
I have to provide
mathematical evidence that
1206
01:16:18,333 --> 01:16:20,526
I can walk on water.
1207
01:16:20,561 --> 01:16:24,061
And if I screw that up then no scholarship
1208
01:16:25,577 --> 01:16:27,607
and I no school.
1209
01:16:27,642 --> 01:16:29,438
All right, you need to get.
1210
01:16:29,473 --> 01:16:33,139
I'm sick and tired of everybody
telling me what to do.
1211
01:16:33,174 --> 01:16:36,393
From now on, I'm gonna do what I wanna do.
1212
01:16:36,428 --> 01:16:39,476
As soon as I figure out what that is.
1213
01:16:50,762 --> 01:16:54,014
Well, it's up on the
board, that's for sure.
1214
01:16:54,049 --> 01:16:56,431
Is this a joke to you, Aaron?
1215
01:16:57,570 --> 01:16:59,333
These are the numbers you're looking for.
1216
01:16:59,368 --> 01:17:00,916
Mmm, not exactly.
1217
01:17:01,795 --> 01:17:02,964
Just because you give me strider,
1218
01:17:02,999 --> 01:17:05,127
I'm assuming this is me.
1219
01:17:06,908 --> 01:17:08,180
Just because you give
me strider legs doesn't
1220
01:17:08,215 --> 01:17:10,554
mean I can move at their velocity.
1221
01:17:10,589 --> 01:17:12,167
They beat gravity because
they move at speeds
1222
01:17:12,202 --> 01:17:14,945
at over 100 body lengths per second.
1223
01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:17,528
So, someone of my size would...
1224
01:17:20,910 --> 01:17:24,259
Have to move at over 400 miles per hour.
1225
01:17:24,294 --> 01:17:25,793
Unless you can move that quickly.
1226
01:17:25,828 --> 01:17:27,043
Can you, Aaron?
1227
01:17:28,473 --> 01:17:30,197
There is still hope.
1228
01:17:30,232 --> 01:17:32,324
You could lose 140 pounds.
1229
01:17:32,359 --> 01:17:34,416
How much do you weight?
1230
01:17:35,388 --> 01:17:36,664
145.
1231
01:17:36,699 --> 01:17:37,693
How much?
1232
01:17:37,728 --> 01:17:39,139
145.
1233
01:17:39,174 --> 01:17:42,924
You do have 24 hours
until the competition.
1234
01:17:45,176 --> 01:17:47,941
Class dismissed, we'll see
you tomorrow at the pool,
1235
01:17:47,976 --> 01:17:48,774
9:00 am.
1236
01:18:03,352 --> 01:18:07,734
Hey Aaron,
is Beth there with you?
1237
01:18:07,769 --> 01:18:09,646
Let me know if she is, okay?
1238
01:18:09,681 --> 01:18:13,014
I need to know if that's where she went.
1239
01:18:14,665 --> 01:18:17,464
Okay, okay, look, she
must have said something
1240
01:18:17,499 --> 01:18:19,111
to give you a clue.
1241
01:18:19,146 --> 01:18:20,360
Yeah, she packed her bags and
1242
01:18:20,395 --> 01:18:22,134
she told me not to bother looking for her.
1243
01:18:22,169 --> 01:18:24,757
What the hell you doing here?
1244
01:18:24,792 --> 01:18:25,986
Like this!
1245
01:18:26,021 --> 01:18:28,728
What the hell else am I supposed to do?
1246
01:18:28,763 --> 01:18:31,694
You call the police,
you call the hospital.
1247
01:18:31,729 --> 01:18:34,626
I don't know, you act
like you give a shit.
1248
01:18:34,661 --> 01:18:37,032
No, Beth is much stronger than me.
1249
01:18:37,067 --> 01:18:39,385
I mean, she's gonna be fine.
1250
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:40,849
Fine, fine, Beth...
1251
01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:41,682
She is 14!
1252
01:18:43,704 --> 01:18:45,287
She's 14 years old!
1253
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:47,829
Okay, has it ever occurred
to you that she might
1254
01:18:47,864 --> 01:18:49,722
actually be in trouble?
1255
01:18:49,757 --> 01:18:53,424
That you might actually
never see her again!
1256
01:18:59,981 --> 01:19:03,648
God, what you're doing,
it's, it's pathetic.
1257
01:19:18,656 --> 01:19:20,512
Hey, where's Ray Ray.
1258
01:19:20,547 --> 01:19:22,334
It's his night off.
1259
01:19:22,369 --> 01:19:26,321
Shit man, he's gonna hook
me up with some eclairs.
1260
01:19:26,356 --> 01:19:28,635
You know, the special topping.
1261
01:19:28,670 --> 01:19:30,500
He's up there, man.
1262
01:19:53,346 --> 01:19:54,737
Yo, can we help you?
1263
01:19:56,098 --> 01:19:58,194
Nah, seriously, who the fuck are you?
1264
01:19:58,229 --> 01:20:01,238
Beth!
1265
01:20:01,273 --> 01:20:02,823
Where do you
think you're going, huh?
1266
01:20:02,858 --> 01:20:05,020
Come here, little man.
1267
01:20:05,055 --> 01:20:06,169
Looks like your nanny's here.
1268
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:19,376
You know how old she is?
1269
01:20:19,411 --> 01:20:21,386
She knows exactly what she's doing.
1270
01:20:21,421 --> 01:20:23,361
She's 14, man, she's half your age.
1271
01:20:23,396 --> 01:20:25,389
And you're half my size.
1272
01:20:25,424 --> 01:20:27,400
But that's not gonna stop
me from fucking you up,
1273
01:20:27,435 --> 01:20:29,416
you little college prick.
1274
01:20:29,451 --> 01:20:32,798
Well, luckily size isn't the
only dynamic in play here.
1275
01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:34,886
Are you aware of the
lever fulcrum principle?
1276
01:20:34,921 --> 01:20:36,131
What the fuck?
1277
01:20:42,749 --> 01:20:45,832
You're full of surprises, little cuz.
1278
01:20:49,443 --> 01:20:51,014
Stop!
1279
01:20:51,049 --> 01:20:52,299
Get off of him!
1280
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,097
Get rid of him!
1281
01:20:56,972 --> 01:20:58,202
Aaron!
1282
01:20:58,237 --> 01:20:59,432
Beth!
1283
01:21:07,871 --> 01:21:09,954
Have a nice night, man.
1284
01:21:22,798 --> 01:21:24,827
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
1285
01:21:24,862 --> 01:21:28,078
What exactly about fuck
off didn't you understand?
1286
01:21:28,113 --> 01:21:29,673
I'm trying to...
1287
01:21:29,708 --> 01:21:31,234
That's right, flex.
1288
01:21:31,269 --> 01:21:32,704
Oh, fuck me.
1289
01:21:32,739 --> 01:21:34,941
Take a hike or go to jail.
1290
01:21:34,976 --> 01:21:37,108
You're so fucking dead, man.
1291
01:21:37,143 --> 01:21:40,586
Whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this?
1292
01:21:40,621 --> 01:21:42,427
Stand over there, put
your hands above your head
1293
01:21:42,462 --> 01:21:43,737
until the girl's out.
1294
01:21:43,772 --> 01:21:44,570
Let's go.
1295
01:21:45,951 --> 01:21:48,426
You heard what batman said,
get the fuck out of my room.
1296
01:21:48,461 --> 01:21:52,593
Don't ever talk to her
again, do you understand?
1297
01:21:56,419 --> 01:21:58,252
See you later, Beth.
1298
01:21:59,229 --> 01:22:03,228
You know what, makes sure she's.
1299
01:22:03,263 --> 01:22:04,061
Come here.
1300
01:22:04,946 --> 01:22:07,181
What, it's not like
it's your daughter or anything.
1301
01:22:19,764 --> 01:22:23,823
You know those balloons you got for Linda?
1302
01:22:23,858 --> 01:22:25,656
The get well bullshit.
1303
01:22:30,261 --> 01:22:33,928
Sometimes I wonder if
I got enough of those,
1304
01:22:34,926 --> 01:22:37,759
I wonder if I could just fly away.
1305
01:22:40,692 --> 01:22:44,859
Well, come on, you're the
engineer, could it work?
1306
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:48,463
Yeah, maybe.
1307
01:23:10,832 --> 01:23:12,332
Beth, I'm sorry.
1308
01:23:27,701 --> 01:23:29,284
I'm so sorry, baby.
1309
01:24:05,130 --> 01:24:06,799
Oh god, who died?
1310
01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:08,152
Hey, mom, it's me.
1311
01:24:08,187 --> 01:24:09,436
Where are you?
1312
01:24:09,471 --> 01:24:11,788
What happened, are you okay?
1313
01:24:11,823 --> 01:24:14,106
I'm good, I'm surprisingly good.
1314
01:24:14,141 --> 01:24:15,825
What time is it?
1315
01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:18,943
It's like, I'm just calling
1316
01:24:20,168 --> 01:24:22,585
to let you know that I'm okay.
1317
01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:25,003
That's it, that's why you called?
1318
01:24:27,185 --> 01:24:28,587
Look, let's face it,
you can be a pretty big
1319
01:24:28,622 --> 01:24:30,420
pain in the ass, okay.
1320
01:24:31,393 --> 01:24:33,763
But I know that you mean well and
1321
01:24:33,798 --> 01:24:36,099
I know that you've done a lot for me.
1322
01:24:36,134 --> 01:24:39,884
So, this is just me kind
of saying thank you.
1323
01:24:43,970 --> 01:24:46,311
I wanted to call you.
1324
01:24:46,346 --> 01:24:47,144
I know.
1325
01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:52,640
That's why I called you first.
1326
01:24:56,861 --> 01:24:58,891
Goodnight, mom.
1327
01:24:58,926 --> 01:24:59,891
Goodnight.
1328
01:25:07,170 --> 01:25:10,003
Oho, big day, are we ready guys?
1329
01:25:11,260 --> 01:25:12,427
Looks like it.
1330
01:25:16,243 --> 01:25:19,326
Milton, has anyone seen Aaron Milton?
1331
01:25:24,128 --> 01:25:24,961
Nobody.
1332
01:25:27,115 --> 01:25:27,948
Okay.
1333
01:25:30,065 --> 01:25:33,931
All right, let's get them in the water.
1334
01:25:33,966 --> 01:25:36,829
No more prepping, it's show time.
1335
01:25:36,864 --> 01:25:38,079
On your places.
1336
01:25:44,499 --> 01:25:46,582
Engineers, are you ready?
1337
01:25:47,732 --> 01:25:50,199
Let me see you walk on water!
1338
01:26:27,203 --> 01:26:28,777
Who's that over there?
1339
01:26:37,740 --> 01:26:39,240
You can do this.
1340
01:27:29,846 --> 01:27:32,451
Well, Aaron, you pulled it
off, I'll give you that.
1341
01:27:32,486 --> 01:27:33,626
Although I'm not exactly sure this is
1342
01:27:33,661 --> 01:27:36,511
in the spirit of the assignment.
1343
01:27:36,546 --> 01:27:39,362
Well, the diet wasn't going so well.
1344
01:27:39,397 --> 01:27:40,450
Yay, Aaron!
1345
01:28:11,592 --> 01:28:13,746
They didn't tell you?
1346
01:28:32,037 --> 01:28:33,620
What is going on?
1347
01:28:36,687 --> 01:28:39,942
Uh, I was gonna call but
you had your engineering
1348
01:28:39,977 --> 01:28:42,309
competition, I didn't wanna disturb you.
1349
01:28:42,344 --> 01:28:45,014
I know, why, why, why
would we wanna do that?
1350
01:28:45,049 --> 01:28:47,650
You know, now that I'm
officially not disturbed,
1351
01:28:47,685 --> 01:28:51,641
will you please tell me why
everything you own is in a box?
1352
01:28:51,676 --> 01:28:53,786
You were right.
1353
01:28:53,821 --> 01:28:56,641
It's time for me to be a better mother.
1354
01:28:56,676 --> 01:28:59,426
I didn't mean that you had to leave.
1355
01:28:59,461 --> 01:29:03,082
Yeah, well, I'm taking
Beth to Jacksonville.
1356
01:29:03,117 --> 01:29:06,219
We're gonna move in with my mother.
1357
01:29:06,254 --> 01:29:07,552
So, then what?
1358
01:29:08,657 --> 01:29:09,776
What, what are you gonna do?
1359
01:29:09,811 --> 01:29:12,863
You're just gonna run from
place to place, is that it?
1360
01:29:12,898 --> 01:29:14,113
I don't know.
1361
01:29:15,748 --> 01:29:18,211
But I gotta do something for Beth.
1362
01:29:18,246 --> 01:29:22,125
You know, I don't trust myself right now.
1363
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:25,338
I don't have any backup here.
1364
01:29:25,373 --> 01:29:26,255
I'm here.
1365
01:29:30,193 --> 01:29:33,922
I know and you're great, but Aaron,
1366
01:29:33,957 --> 01:29:38,029
you can't take us on, you're 17 years old.
1367
01:29:38,064 --> 01:29:42,387
This is a time for you to make
mistakes not clean up mine.
1368
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:49,393
Did you bring me my favorite food?
1369
01:29:55,925 --> 01:29:57,842
God, you're good to me.
1370
01:30:01,728 --> 01:30:05,895
You know, you stood up for
us and I love you for it.
1371
01:30:17,470 --> 01:30:19,773
Please go talk to Beth.
1372
01:30:19,808 --> 01:30:22,891
She needs to know it's okay to leave.
1373
01:30:52,454 --> 01:30:56,621
I'm supposed to be brave and
let you go, how do I do that?
1374
01:31:00,686 --> 01:31:03,073
Don't worry because I have a plan.
1375
01:31:03,108 --> 01:31:07,722
I was thinking about it all
night while we were packing.
1376
01:31:07,757 --> 01:31:12,337
All I have to do is make it
for a few years until I'm 18.
1377
01:31:12,372 --> 01:31:16,420
By that point, you'll be
an old guy in your 20's.
1378
01:31:17,259 --> 01:31:20,740
You'll be this, this hot
artist in New York surrounded
1379
01:31:20,775 --> 01:31:23,157
by groupies and bullshitters.
1380
01:31:25,142 --> 01:31:28,559
But somehow, that won't seem like enough.
1381
01:31:30,390 --> 01:31:32,473
That's when I'll show up.
1382
01:31:34,036 --> 01:31:37,259
And you'll know exactly why there's
1383
01:31:37,294 --> 01:31:39,342
been a hole in your life.
1384
01:31:49,526 --> 01:31:52,859
I really don't want you guys to leave.
1385
01:31:54,300 --> 01:31:58,250
Just promise me you won't forget me.
1386
01:31:58,285 --> 01:32:01,113
Thought people were shitty with promises.
1387
01:32:01,148 --> 01:32:03,030
Other people, not us.
1388
01:32:12,617 --> 01:32:13,450
Promise.
1389
01:32:42,914 --> 01:32:47,081
Admit it, this is what
you wanted the whole time.
1390
01:33:30,848 --> 01:33:32,098
Hey, Perkins.
1391
01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:38,834
You know, you lead a
very interesting life?
1392
01:33:38,869 --> 01:33:41,917
Yeah, I'm starting to realize that.
1393
01:33:48,870 --> 01:33:51,689
Oh, and I'm onto your little cherry trick.
1394
01:33:51,724 --> 01:33:56,466
You tie the knot before it
even goes in your mouth, right?
1395
01:33:56,501 --> 01:33:57,676
You know, your engineering classes are
1396
01:33:57,711 --> 01:33:59,886
really starting to pay off.
1397
01:33:59,921 --> 01:34:00,719
Maybe.
1398
01:34:03,292 --> 01:34:06,783
I'll have to get back to you on that.
1399
01:34:12,919 --> 01:34:17,086
I'm Aaron Milton, I come from
a long line of engineers.
1400
01:34:19,463 --> 01:34:22,892
We're good at figuring
out how things work.
1401
01:34:22,927 --> 01:34:24,309
Some of the time.
1402
01:34:25,305 --> 01:35:25,828
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