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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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What's going on there?
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There appears to be a man
lying in the street.
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Oh, my God, it's Woody!
Woody.
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Excuse us,
excuse us.
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Move back, please,
a doctor coming.
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Are you
all right?
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Don't move me, don't move me!
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REBECCA:
Don't move him!
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Somebody get help!
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(horn honks)
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WOODY:
Straighten her out, Sam.
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Thanks, Woods.
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(theme song begins)
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got �
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always
glad you came �
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� You wanna be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You wanna be where
everybody knows your name �
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� You wanna go
where people know �
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� People are all the same
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� You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. �
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Hey, Carla, you'll never believe
what I found
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in the storage closet.
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This great old foosball table.
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(screams)
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Yeah, I was
pretty excited, too.
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This foosball table is evil.
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It's cursed.
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What are you talking about?
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One day, it mysteriously
appeared in the alley out back.
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From the moment we started
to play it,
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this place turned
from a nice local tavern
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into a seething pit
of resentment and backstabbing.
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Oh... so that's
how it happened.
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I'm telling you, things got ugly
around here.
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One time,
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the ball flew out and
hit Clavin in the eye
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for no earthly
reason.
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(laughing):
It was funny.
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But it was spooky.
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That's when
I realized
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that this
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is an evil foosball table.
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Well, why didn't you
get rid of it?
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Well, we tried to throw it away,
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but the trashman
who picked it up
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slipped and fell
backward into traffic.
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I'll never forget
his last words...
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"What the...?"
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Well, it's, it's not exactly
"The Telltale Heart," but...
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it's a pretty good story.
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Gee, Carla, I
had no idea.
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I'll put it
right back.
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Hey, Cliffie!
Huh?
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Check it out--
the foos table.
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Too late.
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It has risen from
its resting place
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to feed upon the
fat and middle-aged.
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Uh, Sam.
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Oh, hey, John,
how very nice to see you again.
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You're lying, aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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Mr. Hill, I just had lunch
up at your restaurant
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and the risotto with bay
scallops and fennel--
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oh, I think it was the
most delicious
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thing I've ever had
to eat.
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We'll name it for you.
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Thank you.
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Hey, come here.
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I hate
this guy.
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What are you, what are
you kissing up to him for?
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I'm not kissing up, Sam,
I like the food.
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Sam, you don't have
to be jealous.
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You are a very
handsome businessman,
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and you own the
hottest spot in town.
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Oh, oh, thank
you very much.
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That's kissing up.
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Sam, I think we both know
why I'm here.
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I bet you want the number
to my hairstylist. Don't you?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Now, that was cruel.
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Sam, as we both know,
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I own legal title to your
poolroom and both bathrooms.
Hey,
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why do you keep repeating that
every time you come down here?
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You're driving me up the wall.
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That's why.
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Now where was I?
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Oh, yes, as you know, I own
legal title to your poolroom
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and both bathrooms,
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and rent on said property is
past due since last Wednesday.
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I hope you haven't
forgotten me, Sam.
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Forgotten you?
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John, I could never forget you.
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You're in my bad dreams
every night.
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You're the reason
why I'm in therapy
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for the first time in my life.
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Well,
don't forget
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to mention to your therapist
that I own legal title to y...
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All right,
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all right, all right,
all right.
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I'll write you
your stupid check.
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Sam, I'm a little hurt.
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If you felt the need
to see a therapist,
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why didn't you
come to me?
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Oh...
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Well, I-- you know,
I was looking, sort of,
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for a doctor that,
you know, didn't know me
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so well,
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who has, uh, blonde hair
and smoky eyes
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and wears miniskirts and crosses
her legs all the time.
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Oh.
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Connie Forsythe, a fine doctor.
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Yeah.
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(chuckles)
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She'll straighten you out.
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Oh, she did.
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Here's my personal check.
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You'll notice that
I made it out to
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John "You Stink" Hill.
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Sam, this is not up
to your usual standards.
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(blows raspberry)
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Now it is.
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Man, I can never get the guy.
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I hate him. Just once
I would like to do something
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that gets under his skin.
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Sam, forget him, he's gone.
No, he's
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not gone,
there's no escaping the guy.
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I mean,
I-I walk down my own hallway
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and I know that I'm on his turf.
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I can't even go to the damn
bathroom without getting mad.
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Oh, you, too, Sammy?
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You know something?
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I'm out of here.
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I'm gonna go see
Dr. Forsythe.
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I got to get this
out of my system.
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You're going to talk
to her about it?
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No, I'm gonna get it
out of my system. Talk?
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Excuse me.
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Are you Mr.
Malone?
Yeah.
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Well, there seems to be a
problem with this check.
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Oh, what? I just
made a joke name up.
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Big deal.
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All he has to do
is make sure he endorses it
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John "I Stink" Hill.
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(laughs)
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No, Mr. Malone,
you made it out for too much.
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You added an
extra zero.
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Wow.
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Oh, well, thank you
very much, it's...
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I'm kind of surprised
someone as nice as you
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works for that
bald-headed jackass.
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Oh, I don't work for him.
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I'm the bald-headed
jackass' daughter,
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Valerie "You Stink" Hill.
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I'm sorry.
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I-I-I never intended
for anyone to see that
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except John.
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And all the people at the bank.
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Well, yeah.
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I'll write you
another check.
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Valerie, what are you doing
down here?
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I asked you
never to come down here.
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I just wanted to get
the right amount on the check.
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Well, I was perfectly pleased
with the amount as written.
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Besides, I don't
want you associating
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with the element
that hangs around
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in this bar.
Wipe your hands.
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Thank you.
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Sam, I heard you
say you wanted
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to get under
Mr. Hill's skin.
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Yeah.
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Well, I got a way,
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but... I think
it's impossible.
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You're thinking that maybe
I should date his daughter?
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(laughs)
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Great idea!
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No, no, no, if you really want
to get under Mr. Hill's skin,
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the best way is we shrink you
down to microscopic size
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and then we put you
in a syringe
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and we inject you
right into his arm.
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But I still say
it's impossible.
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Oh, I love this.
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This is a great idea.
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Oh, great.
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Now I got Sam trying
to contradict
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the immutable laws of science.
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When am I going to learn
to keep my mouth shut?
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(elegant music plays)
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You know, Sam, I have to
confess I've never
really been out
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with a guy like
you before.
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I'm afraid I don't
even know how to act.
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Ah, well,
it's really easy.
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Shimmy over here
a little bit, will you?
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There you go.
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Now... first off,
just, you know,
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adjust your, uh,
outfit a little bit there.
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Very good.
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Laugh like hell
at everything I say
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and, oh, yeah,
put your hand in my lap.
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(laughs)
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(chuckling):
No, th-that was not a joke.
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Sam, I really feel like I
don't know what to say to you.
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Well, it doesn't
really matter, sweetheart,
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it's just...
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All you got to do
is make sure you whisper it
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right here,
right in my neck.
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Yeah, there you go.
Oh, hi, John!
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(laughs)
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Boy, I didn't expect
to see you here tonight.
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Sam, I see you've made friends
with my daughter.
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Oh, yes, we're very good
friends by now, John.
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I've discovered how her eyes
dance in the light,
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how neat her hair smells,
how soft her skin feels.
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Modesty prevents me
from going on.
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Fine, I'll send
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the wine steward over.
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Sam, I liked what you
said about my eyes,
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but you know I'm
wearing contacts.
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Hmm?
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
I know.
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I saw them swimming around
in there earlier.
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Here, here, o-open up.
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Hey, John, look at this.
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Your daughter and I
are sharing food together.
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I hope
I'm not interrupting,
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but has anybody told you about
the specials for tonight?
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Oh, it doesn't really matter,
John. We're just gonna have
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a ton of raw oysters
and then dash out of
here all out of breath.
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The oysters are delicious.
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What the hell kind
of father is he?
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Here I am, smelling your hair,
talking oysters.
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I mean, I could be the
biggest creep in the world.
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I could be taking you out
for all the wrong reasons.
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Are you, Sam?
No, of course not.
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Here, jump in my lap.
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There you go.
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Sam, I'm not sure
I feel comfortable
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sitting in your lap
like this.
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Hmm? Oh. How's that?
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Oh, I like that.
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Uh, Sam, I wonder if I could
speak with you for a moment?
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Well, sure, John.
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Will you excuse me
for a minute, Valerie?
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Oh, do I have to move?
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Usually, but, uh, we'll
talk about that later.
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Yes, John?
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Sam, I was
thinking if you're
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considering dessert,
I'd like to recommend
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the Grand Marnier souffl�
for two.
257
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It's quite
elegant.
258
00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,100
The only thing is,
you have to order it
259
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,500
at least a half an hour ahead...
260
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,100
Oh, please, don't take her away
from me, Sam.
261
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,000
She's the only daughter
I've ever had.
262
00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,000
Please, Sam, please.
263
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:33,100
Oh, John, I-I was just
taking her out to annoy you.
264
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:37,300
I had no idea it would cause
such genuine pain.
265
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000
I'll give you anything
you want, Sam.
266
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:42,900
You want your
poolroom
267
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:45,000
and both bathrooms
rent-free, fine.
268
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,700
Just promise me you'll
never see Valerie again.
269
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,800
Oh, John, what kind of guy
do you think I am?
270
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,300
I mean,
how can I go along
271
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,500
with a sleazy arrangement
like that? Oh, boy, oh, boy.
272
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,900
I'll give you my parking
space for your Corvette.
273
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,900
Deal.
274
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,600
I'm telling you guys,
it was beautiful.
275
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:06,600
Yeah?
276
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,300
I now have my poolroom
277
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,700
and my bathrooms rent-free,
278
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,500
but better yet,
I had the guy in tears.
279
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,500
Look at that--
I got some of them
280
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,000
right there
on the napkin.
281
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,600
Very nice.
Now, what are you
282
00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,200
gonna do about the date
with the girl?
283
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,400
What?
284
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,800
Oh, thank you, ooh.
285
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,000
(laughing):
I forgot.
286
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,700
Sam,
287
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,900
I finished
all the oysters
288
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:29,700
and I'm feeling
kind of funny.
289
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,600
What do you want to do now?
290
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,700
Actually, Val,
I'm kind of busy here.
291
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,400
Uh, a problem's just come up.
292
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,500
Uh, something
with the kegs here.
293
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,700
The kegs are leaking.
294
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,800
What?!
295
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,900
He's feeding her
a line, stupid.
296
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:46,000
Well, you don't joke about
that kind of thing, ever.
297
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,000
VALERIE:
Well...
298
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,800
maybe when
you're through here
299
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,000
we can go for a drive.
300
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,100
Oh, I don't know.
301
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,500
Uh, these kegs are
a never-ending problem.
302
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,300
I'm thinking of getting
rid of them, actually.
303
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,800
Hey, I don't find this
kind of thing funny.
304
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,500
Okay, maybe it's me.
305
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,500
Well, maybe we can
do it another time.
306
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,500
Uh... I don't, I don't think so.
307
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,200
I-I don't think things are
working out, Valerie.
308
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,100
All right.
309
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,900
Was it something I did?
310
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,300
Oh, no, no-no, no, no.
311
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:15,600
Uh, you know, some things
work out, some things don't.
312
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:20,000
This is one of those that
just didn't work out.
313
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,500
Oh. Okay.
314
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:26,200
Well, bye.
315
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,200
Bye.
316
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,900
(snaps fingers)
317
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,500
I tell you, man, this is the
best deal I've ever scammed.
318
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,800
I get my poolroom
319
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,700
and my bathrooms rent-free,
and all I had to do
320
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,600
was throw a little fish back
I didn't want anyway.
321
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,800
CLIFF: Yeah, way
to go, Sammy.
322
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:45,800
You want to, uh, go
323
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,600
shoot some stick
in your poolroom?
324
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,300
No, I don't think so.
325
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,300
Well, how'd you like to wash
your hands, Sam,
326
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,100
in your bathroom?
327
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,400
No, no.
328
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,700
What do you want Sam?
329
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,000
I want that little fish back.
330
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,600
Yes!
Oh, we're tied!
331
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,100
We're tied!
(shouting)
332
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,800
Carla, give us the ball.
333
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,300
No, this is an evil game
and it brings a curse
334
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,700
on anyone who plays it.
335
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,300
I'm just trying
to save you guys.
336
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,500
Oh, come on, Carla.
337
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,900
It's just a harmless
foosball game.
338
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,300
We're just having fun.
339
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,800
So look, here,
you drop the ball
340
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,100
so I can tear the heads off
these pasty-faced geeks
341
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,100
and drink their
warm, red blood!
342
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,700
Did my head just
turn completely around?
343
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,000
Or was that just
a trick of the light?
344
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,800
I can't believe I traded
her for bathrooms.
345
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,400
Sam, give me a break.
346
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,000
The only reason you're
interested in that girl
347
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,600
is because you can't have her.
348
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,000
It was the same thing with me.
349
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,400
You wanted her,
too, Miss Howe?
350
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,700
Boy, I've been in this city
one month too long.
351
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,900
No, no...
352
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Woody...
353
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,600
he wanted me because
he couldn't have me.
354
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:13,800
You know, Sam,
355
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,700
if I told you right now
you could have me,
356
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,200
I bet you wouldn't
even be interested.
357
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:20,200
Maybe, but I'd,
uh, still perform
358
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,800
'cause I'm a professional.
359
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,500
So, uh, Sammy.
360
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,000
What is it now?
What are you gonna do?
361
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,900
I'm gonna see her again.
FRASIER:
Sam,
362
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,900
if you do that, you may
end up having to pay rent
363
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,700
again on the poolroom
and on the bathrooms.
364
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,000
Why is that?
365
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,800
Well, if you take an action,
366
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,000
you'll have to face
the consequences.
367
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,000
No, I don't.
I'm Sammy.
368
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,100
Where have you been
all these years?
369
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,800
Oh, right.
370
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,400
I forgot, you're
Nietzsche's Superman.
371
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,700
CLIFF:
Oh, yeah.
372
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,300
Is that the one
with the craggy face,
373
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,200
uh, looks like granite?
374
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,900
No. No-no,
that's, uh, Bizarro Superman.
375
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:56,300
Oh, wait, which one
was weakened by red Kryptonite?
376
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,900
Blue Superman.
377
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,400
I thought he was black
and he wore the big hats.
378
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,900
No, that's Super Fly.
379
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,600
Woody, come over here, man.
380
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,100
I want you to run a note up
to Valerie for me.
381
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,400
"I'm sorry for everything.
382
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,600
"Would you please go away
with me this weekend?
383
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,200
I can't stop thinking
of you. Sam."
384
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,500
Take it upstairs.
385
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,600
Just make sure her father
doesn't get this, all right?
386
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,500
No sweat, Sam.
387
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,800
You know, back in Hanover,
388
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,800
I was the official town
go-between.
389
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,200
Anytime anybody needed
a love note delivered,
390
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,800
they'd call on Woody Boyd.
391
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,700
It got to where all I had
to do was knock on a door,
392
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,900
my butt was filled
with birdshot.
393
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,700
All right,
I got the ball.
394
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,500
All right.
Foos 'em if you
got 'em, come on.
395
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,700
Let's go!
Fools!
396
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,000
Nonbelievers!
397
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,500
Can't you see what this evil
machine has done?
398
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,000
Look, you're trapped!
399
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,600
You're spending every minute
of every day in this bar.
400
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,900
We always do that.
401
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,200
Yeah, but now you're doing it
standing up.
402
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,100
NORM:
Ooh,
403
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,100
that is kind of eerie.
404
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,900
FRASIER:
Oh, Carla!
405
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,900
This machine does not
have a demonic capacity!
406
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,500
Even if it did,
what could it do to you?
407
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,700
It's got a tiny little ball.
408
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,500
It's got these-these
little plastic men.
409
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,200
Or do you suppose that if
you, you stick your hand here
410
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,000
into the goal,
it'll bite it off? Ow!
411
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:13,500
(screams)
412
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,000
(men laughing)
413
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
See?
414
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,600
I'm just playing
on your superstitions.
415
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,600
Hey. Hey, my hand's caught.
416
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,800
(Norm and Cliff laugh)
417
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,100
No, no, it's
really caught.
418
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,300
I know, that's why
we're laughing.
419
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,200
Oh, good, Woody, did you
deliver the note there?
420
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,600
Uh, yeah. Well, I-I couldn't
find Miss Hill,
421
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,700
so I waited around
a while and ended up
422
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,200
leaving it with Reuben,
the busboy.
423
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,700
Oh, good, thanks, man.
424
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,000
Yeah, he's-he's really looking
forward to the weekend.
425
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,700
He wants to know
what he should wear.
426
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,300
Woody, Woody, didn't
you tell Reuben
427
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,800
that the note was for Valerie?
428
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,800
Oh, Sam,
I didn't have the heart.
429
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,100
He was so happy.
430
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,800
He was walking on air.
431
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,500
Sam, this isn't fair.
432
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,600
It's one thing
to string me along,
433
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,800
but our busboy, Reuben,
is in a very vulnerable state.
434
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,000
He just split up
with the pastry chef.
435
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,500
No, Valerie! Wait!
436
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,700
Val, wait!
437
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800
That note wasn't for Reuben.
438
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,000
That note was for you.
439
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,700
I don't understand.
440
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,100
You just brushed me off.
441
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200
Oh, no, no, that was--
442
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,900
I just had a problem
with the kegs there.
443
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,500
Did that seem like
a brush-off to you?
444
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,500
I'm sorry.
See, I wouldn't know.
445
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,900
I've never brushed
anyone off before.
446
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,900
(scoffs)
447
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,400
Listen, I-I really
like you a lot,
448
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,800
and I'd like to see you again.
449
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,000
You know, maybe we could go up
to the Cape for a weekend.
450
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,200
What do you say? I hear it's
really nice up there.
451
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,200
I wouldn't know.
I've never been there myself.
452
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,100
(scoffs)
453
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,100
What do you say?
454
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,500
Gee, it sounds like fun.
455
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,200
Good. All right, uh,
just make sure
456
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,500
you don't tell
your father, all right?
457
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,000
Good idea.
458
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,500
You know, you may
not believe this,
459
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,900
but I get the feeling he'd
rather I didn't see you.
460
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,700
Oh, well, that's not the
problem, really. It's just that
461
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,600
I don't like to do my
romantic stuff in public.
462
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,900
I don't know,
you seemed so forward.
463
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,700
You had me sitting
on your lap and everything.
464
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,000
I'm sorry.
Did that seem forward?
465
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,000
I wouldn't know. I've never done
anything like that before.
466
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,000
(scoffs)
(scoffs)
(scoffs)
467
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,100
What's wrong with them?
468
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,400
Oh, uh, well,
the blonde has bad sinuses.
469
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,400
The rest of them
just have bad attitudes!
470
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,500
I feel so stupid.
471
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:42,200
I can't believe my hand
is stuck in this stupid hole.
472
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,500
Breathe easy, Doc.
473
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,100
I brought an expert to help you.
474
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:46,900
Great!
475
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,900
CARLA:
Okay, Father.
476
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,700
Get out your holy water
477
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,700
and cast Satan from that
foosball machine.
478
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,400
Carla, I didn't come
to perform an exorcism.
479
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,800
I came because you told me
that-that you had a friend
480
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,500
who was thinking of converting.
481
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,900
Oh, he will, Father.
482
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,900
Go with me on
this one, Fras.
483
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,100
But first,
you have to exorcise
484
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,300
this foosball table.
485
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,200
Carla, it may surprise
you to learn
486
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,400
that since Vatican Two,
the church does not accept
487
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,100
the existence of
Satanically-possessed
488
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,000
amusement machines.
489
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,000
First you dump Latin,
and now this.
490
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,400
What do we pay you
guys for, anyway?
491
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,700
Well, I know
492
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,100
exactly what to do.
493
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,400
You relax and put
your faith in me.
494
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,000
You do trust me, don't you?
495
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,800
Absolutely, Father.
496
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,000
Good!
497
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,300
(screams)
498
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,800
(moans)
499
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,300
My thumb!
500
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,300
Offer the pain up to God
for the poor souls, my son.
501
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,600
What?!
502
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,600
I think you just
lost one, Father.
503
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,000
Boy, it was hard
sneaking out of there,
504
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,100
but I don't think he saw me.
505
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,800
Good. So you're sure, now,
your father doesn't know?
506
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,100
Oh, Dad stepped out.
507
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,500
I meant Reuben the busboy.
508
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,000
He's still in tears.
509
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,500
You know, I really
feel bad about that.
510
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,800
Maybe I should
send him something.
511
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,100
Why don't we just get up
to the car here, all right?
512
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,500
Sam, I'd like to freshen
up before we leave.
513
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,800
Oh, well, all right.
I'll meet you up at the car.
514
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,200
Uh, Sam.
Yeah?
515
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,500
I like the way
your hair smells, too.
516
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,000
Oh, thank you.
517
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,800
She's really nice,
isn't she, Woody?
518
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,200
Oh, she's really nice.
519
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,400
And sweet and warm
and wonderful.
520
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,700
Yeah?
Yeah.
521
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,900
Back in Hanover,
522
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,700
me and my brother
used to have a name
523
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,500
for a girl like that.
Yeah, what's that?
524
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,000
Mom.
525
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,400
By the way, Sam,
if I ever catch you
526
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,000
anywhere near my mother,
you'd better pray
527
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,000
that God takes you before I do.
528
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,600
Oh, Sam.
529
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,500
I've written up
a new agreement stating
530
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,000
that since you've agreed
to never see my daughter again,
531
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,900
you now have full use
of the poolroom...
532
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,400
That's funny,
that looks just like
533
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,600
my daughter's suitcase.
534
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,900
No, that's mine.
535
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,500
You know what they say
at the airport:
536
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,600
"Many bags do look alike."
537
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,100
Isn't that
her monogram: V.H.?
538
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,400
Uh, actually I think it used
to belong to Van Halen.
539
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,300
Sam, indulge me.
540
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,400
You're telling me
this is your suitcase,
541
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,600
so by extension,
would this be your negligee?
542
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,300
All right,
the secret's out.
543
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:27,100
I'm a transvestite, John.
544
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,900
And a size seven?
545
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,700
A guy can dream, can't he?
546
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,100
Sam, you are not
a transvestite.
547
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,300
Hey, hey, those are
fighting words there...
548
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,400
Daddy?
549
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,300
Daddy, you may as well
know the truth.
550
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,900
I'm going away with Sam
to the Cape for the weekend.
551
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,400
I see.
552
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,500
Well, since there's
nothing I can do about it,
553
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,000
I'll give you my blessing.
554
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,100
Really?
555
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,400
Darling, I have
complete faith in you.
556
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,200
If this is the man you want,
that's good enough for me.
557
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,700
Wait, all right, wait.
558
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,400
I see what you're
doing here.
559
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,900
Yeah, y-you think... you think
that I just wanted to go out
560
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,800
with your daughter 'cause
you said that I couldn't.
561
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,200
And now that
you say it's okay,
562
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,500
you're hoping that
I won't want to.
563
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,700
Well, that won't work,
because I really like her.
564
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,000
So forget it.
Come on, Valerie.
565
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,000
Let's go.
566
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,500
Gee, I don't know, Sam.
567
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,600
Why? What?
568
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:17,000
Well, it seemed
really exciting
569
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,500
when Daddy didn't
want me to date you.
570
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,000
But now, I don't know.
571
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,700
It just seems like I'd be
dating some greasy bartender.
572
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,600
Excuse me?
573
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,000
Well...
574
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,700
Really, you're not
exactly my type.
575
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,800
Oh, hey, don't you see
what he's doing?
576
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,900
Please, Sam.
577
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,100
Let's not prolong this.
578
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,700
The smell of your hair
is making me queasy.
579
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:42,000
Well, Sam,
580
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,500
since you've broken
the agreement,
581
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,200
it seems that once again I have
582
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,400
legal title
to your poolroom
583
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,200
and your bathrooms.
584
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,400
I'll be expecting the rent
585
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,100
promptly at the first
of every month.
586
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:54,600
Oh, by the way,
587
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,700
I'm doubling the amount.
588
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,500
Have a good evening.
589
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,600
Oh, he's so bad!
590
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,400
I hate him!
591
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,600
I hate his whole family!
592
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,100
I hate everybody
he's ever talked to!
593
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,400
Well, you know, I may not be
able to take his daughter out,
594
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,300
and I may have to pay him
his stupid rent,
595
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,200
but I can still
hit him where it hurts.
596
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,400
Yeah, you know something?
597
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,900
This is the busiest time
in his restaurant, right?
598
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,900
Watch this.
599
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,500
Hey, Reuben,
get your coat!
600
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,500
We're going dancing!
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