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(swans honking)
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WALT: Man! (Chuckles)
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This kind of action
makes me feel alive.
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This kind of action makes
me feel nauseous.
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Oh, come on,
at the end of the day,
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we're all gamblers, am I right?
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No, you're not right.
We're the house.
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House doesn't gamble.
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That's why we're called "the
house," not "the soup kitchen."
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I can't shake
the feeling that this guy
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knows more about this
than we do.
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Why else would he make a stupid
fuckin' bet like that?
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Because he's on tilt.
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We've all seen this
a thousand times.
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It just happens
to be a higher number.
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Yeah, 1.4 million.
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Excuse me. (Retches)
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(swans squawking)
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You hit a swan.
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♪ ♪
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WALT: Stop it! (Grunts)
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Okay, so the first thing you see
when you click on the link,
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is "Lorraine Colavito,
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board-certified shaman."
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"Board-certified" is a keeper.
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I'm not sure about "shaman."
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You're the one
who pitched "shaman."
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I know.
We'll find a place for it.
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- Just not on your banner page.
- Okay.
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Uh, "Dr. Lorraine Colavito."
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Much better.
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"Graduate of the Pepperdine
School of...
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Psychedelic Therapy."
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- Pepperdine?
- No?
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This is all bullshit.
Aim higher.
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- Harvard.
- Lower.
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- Berkley.
- Thank you.
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"Providing therapeutic
guidance to..."
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(groans) I was trying to find
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a nice way
to say "fucked-up losers."
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"Troubled souls."
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Good. Lock it in.
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"Since 2007."
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Nice.
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Okay, let's take a crack at
some Frequently Asked Questions.
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Number one you got to figure is,
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"How much does
microdosing therapy cost?"
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Answer.
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"How can you put a price
on freedom?"
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- Ooh!
- Huh?
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- I'm tingling.
- Right. (Grunts)
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Chiefs, Tampa, quick.
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Got it. 917, go.
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I can't, they're already
kicked off already.
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I'm looking right at it.
Turn on your fucking TV.
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Green Bay? Nah, man,
Green Bay already played.
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Oh, okay, got you, Tampa Bay.
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No, motherfucker,
you said Green Bay.
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Yes, you did.
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You know what, just call me
back when you're sober.
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- (toilet flushes)
- (speaking Spanish)
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Wash your hands.
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(speaking Spanish)
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One more time. Enter your bet,
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enter the password,
and then click confirm.
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Well, if it's not there,
then you skipped a step.
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What's your operating system?
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AT&T is your phone, numbnuts.
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- Go 611. - Go 909.
- (speaking Spanish)
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No, you can't parlay the Giants
with the Golden Globes.
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- Go 112.
- No, I'm telling you.
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I did not drink
Camp Lejeune water.
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Just lose my number.
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No crypto. Cash, American cash.
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- How about Beanie Babies?
- No, I don't have mesothelioma.
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Let me read it back to you
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so I know I got it right
when you lose.
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Larry, you're banned.
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Because you don't pay.
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It doesn't matter if your
heart's in the right place.
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(speaking Spanish)
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No, we don't take
dead pool bets.
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And for the record,
Angela Lansbury, dead.
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Hey, do we take calls from.
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Metropolitan Detention Center
gen pop?
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Do you want to get paid
in cigarettes?
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Who do I like?
I don't give advice.
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What do you think I am,
Dr. Phil?
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Heat and Grizzlies over,
220 and a half. You're down.
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Spurs plus five. You're down.
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Capitals minus 115,
and you like Ovechkin
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over five shots on goal?
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How's the online action?
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We're way up on the early games.
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You could make the Raiders
minus a thousand,
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every cholo would still bet 'em.
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Yo, brother,
you seeing these numbers?
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- I see it. Terrific.
- That's it?
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- What? I'm happy.
- Tell your fuckin' face.
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- Don't start with me, please.
- Sorry. I'll just tell you
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when we're losing.
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Sisters, huh?
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I grew up with four of 'em.
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When my mom was at work,
they'd dress me up like a girl,
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and make me dance for cookies.
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- Lorraine, can you do me a favor?
- Hmm?
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- Mm.
- Check out a guy named Jack Han?
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- Hand?
- No, no D, just Han.
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- Han.
- Right, Han.
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Hang on.
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Tell me again
we're gonna be okay.
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- I never told you that.
- Well, lie to me.
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You know just as well as I do,
it's any given Sunday.
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Yeah, but the Texans are
a nine-point dog.
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He bet 'em to win outright.
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Can I tell you a story?
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- Can I hear it?
- No.
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When I was with the Chargers,
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we were huge favorites
against the Titans.
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Knocked their starting
quarterback out,
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destroyed the backup, by the
time the fourth quarter rolled
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around, the damn punter
was throwing passes.
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Could that be the end
of the story, please?
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- We lost.
- LORRAINE: Jack Han.
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- Genghis Han sneakers?
- What you got?
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Company trades
on the Hong Kong exchange.
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Produced a couple
of slasher films.
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None of 'em made any money.
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Okay. Thanks for looking.
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- Oh.
- What?
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Director on the last one,
he fell off a boat and drowned.
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Never found the body.
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Okay, thank you.
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- Hector, check it out.
- DANNY: Can you swim?
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We got our first customer.
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Dr. Colavito, I presume.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Where you going?
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I'm gonna take my wife out to
dinner and tell her I love her.
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(laughing)
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I'm serious.
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- (entry bell chimes)
- Hey.
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Hey.
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- (soft music playing)
- Place looks good.
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Thanks.
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The music is a nice touch.
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$195. Not exactly
priced to move.
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That's blown glass
from Murano, Italy
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and they're flying
off the shelf.
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Maybe in an earthquake.
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Did you just come down here
to bust my balls?
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Yeah.
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Miss Ellaneous made
$42,000 this week.
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Oh, look at that. Good for me.
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Yeah, and I thought
maybe I could take
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my wife and stepson
out for dinner.
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What about
the Sunday night game?
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I got it covered.
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- (chuckles softly)
- What do you say?
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Sounds great,
except for you-know-who.
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It's just a phase,
he'll come around.
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If it wasn't for Frosted Flakes
and peanut butter and jelly,
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I'm afraid he'd starve to death.
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(sighs) Call him.
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Anthony!
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What?
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We're gonna go out for dinner.
What do you feel like eating?
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I'm not hungry.
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I know, your mom and I are.
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Pick something.
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PB and J.
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Pick again.
And don't say cereal.
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Maybe spaghetti.
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Great.
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- (chuckles)
- Plain spaghetti.
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- Fine.
- With ketchup.
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- Sold.
- (chuckling)
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- Let's roll.
- Oh, right now?
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Unless you're waiting
for a late rush.
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Grandma!
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(keys jingle)
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Hello?
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GRANDMA:
In the kitchen, little boy.
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Little boy?
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When did I become "little boy"?
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(laughter nearby)
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MAN: Glory be.
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Oh. Hey.
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Rayfield, meet John Franklin,
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an old dear friend of mine.
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- Call me Frank.
- How you doing, Frank?
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(sighs)
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You did good, Marion.
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- He did not make it easy.
- (chuckles)
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I hope you understand what kind
of special lady you got here.
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Oh. (Chuckles)
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It's true.
You are one of a kind.
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Frank and I used to be neighbors
when you were a baby.
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Long, long time ago.
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He and his wife
often watched after you
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when I worked a double shift.
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Francine couldn't conceive,
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so you filled
a big hole in our lives.
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Francine was his wife.
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God rest her soul.
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She passed.
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49 years we were together.
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Frank and Francine. Glory be.
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I'm so sorry.
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- When did she pass?
- Week ago Thursday.
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Glory be.
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JOHN: Mm-hmm.
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(phone buzzing)
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What's wrong?
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I know what Jack's edge is.
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Hang on.
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- SANDRA: What's going on?
- Go back to sleep.
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Okay.
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- Go.
- I did a little digging
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to see why Jack would pick
the Texans to win outright.
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GRANDMA:
You're so bad. (Laughing)
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Sorry.
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So I called an old buddy of mine
from Brigham Young,
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who's currently on
the New York coaching staff.
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- DANNY: Yeah.
- He's a bit of a gossip.
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- Nice.
- Particularly when he's drinking.
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Loving it.
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Oh, Mormons and alcohol.
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Turns out
a large unattractive man
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who plays on the offensive line
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has a personal issue
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with a handsome player who plays
a more glamorous position.
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What kind of issue?
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The "you shouldn't be
fucking my wife" kind.
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Jesus Christ.
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So the big ugly
is looking for payback.
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- Wouldn't you?
- It's gonna be like a turnstile.
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"Right this way, sir."
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They'll need a spatula
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to scrape the New York QB
off the field.
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Well, what about the backup?
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Rookie. Played at Kutztown.
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What's Kutztown?
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Exactly.
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All right, so what's our move?
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I guess we got to deal Walt in,
tell him what we know.
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Sounds right.
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GRANDMA:
Damn it, Frank, slow down.
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Yeah, Frank, slow down!
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What? What's going on?
Who the hell's Frank?
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My old babysitter.
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What?
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WALT: Still.
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Doesn't mean
it's not a good bet.
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I mean, the guy's
a professional athlete.
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00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,530
His teammate schtupped his wife.
257
00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:36,368
So ergo,
he's not gonna do his job?
258
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,911
Ray, back me up.
259
00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,538
These guys get evaluated on film
every Monday, right?
260
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,749
People miss blocks all the time,
even when they're trying.
261
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,292
You'd know.
262
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,003
Fuck. This is on me.
263
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,421
What're you talking about?
264
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,923
I jinxed us.
265
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,508
I went and looked
at an Aston Martin yesterday.
266
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,801
- (both groaning)
- Oh, fuck.
267
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,010
I put the whammy
on this whole deal.
268
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,720
I'm sorry.
269
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,309
(sighs) So...
270
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,936
what's our play?
271
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,068
I say we go to Jack
and tell him we're out.
272
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,153
(ragged groan)
273
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,530
Yeah, I suppose.
274
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,948
I mean, what's he gonna do?
275
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,616
Report us to
the Better Business Bureau?
276
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,494
No way. No fucking way, Jose!
277
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,789
You don't get to cancel my bet
just because you feel like it.
278
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,749
There's still eight hours
before kickoff.
279
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,584
That's plenty of time
to find another book.
280
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,961
We'll even cover your vig.
281
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,922
No vig!
I don't pay no fucking vig!
282
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,801
You're just chickenshit 'cause
you know I have a sure thing.
283
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,302
Come on, Jack.
284
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,929
You know there are
no sure things in the NFL.
285
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,097
I'm sure.
286
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,432
You give football players
free sneakers,
287
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,434
and they will tell you things.
288
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,935
I know.
289
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,937
What about you, huh?
Why are you so quiet?
290
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,230
No...
291
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:50,066
Oh, I'm just as disappointed
as you are, Jack,
292
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,360
but I have to respect
my chickenshit partners.
293
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,614
Okay, okay, let's...
294
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,784
Let's all put on
our thinking caps.
295
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,709
I got it.
296
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,879
Oh, great. He's got it.
297
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,299
You keep your word,
and you take my bet,
298
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:18,428
and I don't take all of you
fishing on my boat.
299
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,767
What does fishing have to do
with anything?
300
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,311
(whispering)
301
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,979
Oh.
302
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,066
You're threatening us?
303
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,902
Yes. Are you stupid?
304
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,406
What? (Stammers)
305
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,158
I don't understand.
306
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,993
Fishing sounds kind of fun.
307
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,252
So, um,
308
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,172
have you formed an intention
for your psychedelic journey?
309
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,842
Oh, an intention?
Uh, I don't understand.
310
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,345
People come to Dr. Colavito
311
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,846
for a variety of reasons.
312
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,308
They want to overcome
anxiety, depression...
313
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:09,062
Of course, there's career
problems, relationship problems.
314
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,814
It's nothing like that.
315
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,066
Oh. Then what?
316
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,485
I...
317
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,529
I have six months to live.
318
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,906
They say six.
319
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,367
I think that's optimistic.
320
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,536
I'm so sorry.
321
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,204
It's okay, sweetie.
322
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,416
You do understand there's no
pain relief with shrooms, right?
323
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,626
- I know.
- Okay.
324
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,545
And I'm okay with the pain.
325
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,714
I mean, I'm taking
more pills than Elvis.
326
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,841
(laughs)
327
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,260
What I want is to find
some comfort
328
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,761
in...
329
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,681
...not existing.
330
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,434
- Not existing?
- You know.
331
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,060
Fade to black.
332
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,564
Hello, darkness, my old friend.
333
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,065
You get it.
334
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,776
Well, you came to
the right place.
335
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,737
Yeah. (Chuckles)
336
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,488
(sighs)
337
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,907
Slide! Slide!
338
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:07,120
Don't be a hero.
Don't be a hero.
339
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,581
That son of a bitch's
got wheels.
340
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,583
Son of a bitch shouldn't have
fucked his left tackle's wife.
341
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,918
You guys got a minute to talk
about the deep fryers?
342
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,796
- Not right now, Petey.
- Excuse me,
343
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,423
when I gave you
a piece of this place,
344
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,758
I didn't just give you
345
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,176
a piece of the glitz
and the glamour.
346
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,969
There happens to be
ongoing maintenance.
347
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,804
You didn't give us a piece.
You lost a piece.
348
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,890
Potato, potato.
349
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,183
When'd you start smoking?
350
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,769
- 20 minutes ago.
- Well, don't get cancer.
351
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,812
Your dirty money is the only
thing keeping this joint going.
352
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,064
Nice to know you care.
353
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,482
While I have you both,
354
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,567
the walk-in cooler is also
on its last legs.
355
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,570
Can we please not deal
with this right now, man?
356
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,447
Oh! (Chuckles)
357
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,866
Got your ass hanging out
on tonight's game?
358
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,452
- Little bit.
- PETEY: Oh, yeah.
359
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,537
Your heart's beating
a mile a minute.
360
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,956
Not enough spit in your mouth
to lick an envelope.
361
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,833
Drive stalled out at the 30.
Settled for three.
362
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,460
BOTH: Yes!
363
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,797
Now can we talk about
the deep fryers?
364
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,881
BOTH: No!
365
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,467
Ah, fuck youse both.
366
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,845
(exhales) Oh, my God.
367
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,640
What's happening?
368
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,601
I just had an orgasm.
369
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,438
Oh, well... good for you.
370
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,649
I'll say.
371
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,360
Would either of you
happen to have a Camel Filter?
372
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,487
What's that?
373
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,156
Oh, it's before your time.
374
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,325
It's the brand my hu...
375
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,205
...my husband smoked.
376
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,000
(crying)
377
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,293
Buckle up.
378
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,378
(sniffles)
379
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,798
35 years
I was married to that man.
380
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,466
(exhales)
381
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,968
Right before he died,
382
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:48,054
he turned to me and said,
"I love you, Sharon."
383
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,681
(smacks lips) Aw...
384
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,850
My name's Eileen.
385
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,601
Oh.
386
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,728
It happened.
387
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,855
Quarterback went down hard.
388
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,148
They cut away to a commercial.
389
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,441
They didn't even want to
show the replay.
390
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,693
- He's out?
- He's a grease stain.
391
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,861
So, Kutztown is in?
392
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,779
Kutztown is in.
393
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,573
Light a candle.
394
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,285
Do you think we could work out
395
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,786
some kind of installment plan
with Jack?
396
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,912
Something to discuss
on the boat.
397
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,330
- (scoffs)
- Oh...
398
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,958
- Well, well.
- Fuck. Go away.
399
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,877
Oh, would that I could.
400
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,131
You guys know an avid sports
enthusiast named Jack Han?
401
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,966
- Hand?
- Han. No D.
402
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,843
- Han. - Han.
- Yeah, Han.
403
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,303
- No.
- Sorry.
404
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,971
Interesting. You're both
wearing his sneakers.
405
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,142
Oh, that's embarrassing.
406
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,186
Jesus, Danny.
407
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,187
Why won't you let me help you?
408
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,605
Why do I need your help?
409
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,148
For reasons that are
above my pay grade,
410
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,859
Mr. Han... no D...
Has diplomatic immunity.
411
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,027
Which means what to us?
412
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,237
Assuming we know him?
413
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,490
Which means he can
kill a bookie in the afternoon
414
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,909
and still sit courtside
at a Lakers game that night.
415
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,578
- Thanks for clearing that up.
- CARL: Mm-hmm. Point being,
416
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:57,415
if you should cross paths,
walk the other way.
417
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,167
Kutztown's got his head up his...
418
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,420
Hi, how are you?
419
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,922
Great.
420
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,590
Good, good, good, good,
good, good.
421
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,677
Good. Good, good, good. See ya.
422
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,056
(sobbing)
423
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,101
How much did you give her?
424
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,686
What it said
on the YouTube video,
425
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,104
one-tenth a full dose.
426
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,897
- You sure?
- Yeah.
427
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:24,234
I mean, I don't know
what a full dose is, but yeah.
428
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,528
(Eileen crying)
429
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,198
Maybe it's mixing
with something else?
430
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:34,452
Eileen, what other drugs
are you taking?
431
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,663
Oh...
432
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,376
Okay, every drug.
433
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,629
Oh, my God.
434
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:45,922
Another orgasm?
435
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,549
Better.
436
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,594
It all makes sense now.
(chuckles softly)
437
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,638
- It does?
- Yes.
438
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,807
I-I-I've had a good life.
439
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,809
My children are good people.
440
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,146
My marriage... Ah.
441
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,981
My time is done.
442
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,983
I've, I've fulfilled my purpose.
443
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,984
There's no reason to be afraid.
444
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,195
That's wonderful.
I'm so happy for you.
445
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,781
Thank you both so much.
446
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,075
This is more
than I could've hoped for.
447
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,493
- You're welcome.
- That's why we do it.
448
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,665
Do you mind
if I use your restroom,
449
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,876
just to freshen up?
450
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,377
Of course.
451
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,507
We did it.
452
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,302
- We changed that woman's life.
- I know.
453
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,012
I've never felt this good
about myself. Ever.
454
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,056
(laughs)
455
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,599
(thud nearby)
456
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,018
Oh, God.
457
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,187
Stay in the hug.
458
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,691
You don't think Jack's
gonna kill us, right?
459
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,651
Just wants his money.
460
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,987
Somehow we'll pay it.
461
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,864
It will just clean us out.
462
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,366
Starting over.
463
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,993
I've done it before,
I'll do it again.
464
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:01,706
(scoffs) Just got to figure out
how I'm gonna tell Sharise.
465
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,751
And Janelle.
466
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,252
And Brook.
467
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,547
What do I tell Sandra?
468
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,842
Probably have to give up
that dumb gift shop,
469
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,387
which she loves more than me.
470
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,472
Have to send Anthony
to public school.
471
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,391
Like he's not
fucked up enough now.
472
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,893
Grandma's never going
back to Brentwood.
473
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:26,147
We dared to dream, Ray.
We dared to dream.
474
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,526
(cheering and whooping inside)
475
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,277
There it is.
476
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,238
It's been a pleasure.
477
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,240
WALT: Holy Al Michaels!
478
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,575
Do you believe in miracles?
479
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,119
We won?
480
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:42,914
Kutztown threw a Hail Mary,
and Mary fucking caught it!
481
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,250
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
482
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,419
We won? We fucking won!
483
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,129
- (shouting)
- Yes! Yes!
484
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,172
I'm so hard right now!
485
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:54,259
(laughing, whooping)
486
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,969
(cheering over TV)
487
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,262
(TV turns off)
488
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,348
(sighs)
489
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,059
I'm going to need
ice cream and a blow job.
490
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,145
(ragged exhale)
491
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,531
Thank you.
492
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,791
You ever tried one of these
with a little red wine?
493
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,464
Ring the bell
when you're finished.
494
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,300
- Thank you, Greg.
- It's Gregory.
495
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,344
Sorry. Gregory.
496
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,434
You're right.
497
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,477
He's definitely
fucking with kids.
498
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,563
Oh, yeah, he's a diddler.
499
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,106
You gonna tell your sister
about this money?
500
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,441
Nope. You gonna tell her?
501
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,485
- Wasn't planning on it.
- Good man.
502
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,612
What about Sandra?
503
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,406
Our relationship's
complicated enough.
504
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,162
You do realize this is our
chance to run away together.
505
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,998
I thought you'd never ask.
506
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,958
We're gonna need a bigger box.
507
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,380
Oh, Gregory!
508
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,383
♪ ♪
509
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,415
♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
510
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,917
♪ Hey, hey ♪
511
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:58,675
♪ La-la-la, I'll see you
in Havana tomorrow. ♪35166
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