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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,037 We want to go to the pool! 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,073 We're dying here. 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,274 How many more kilometers? 5 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,952 This car hasn't even got air-conditioning! 6 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,037 We're hot! 7 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,070 I have to go pee! 8 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,397 Mom, stop, I gotta vomit! 9 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,435 Alright, I'm fed up, that's enough! 10 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,518 If I stop, I'll leave you on the roadside! 11 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,350 How much further? And I'm hungry, 12 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,835 and I wanna pee and I wanna vomit! 13 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,834 Enough! 14 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,232 Mom, I forgot Rosine! 15 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,917 You expect us to drive back 250 km for your doll? 16 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:21,870 Sure. 17 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:27,869 Hey Mom, 18 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,152 I hope the drive isn't as boring as the train. 19 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,278 You little city-dweller! 20 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,229 OK, I love you and miss you. 21 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,951 Hey, since when do you smoke? 22 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,718 Alright, chill out. 23 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,951 - You like repeating me? - Gimme one. 24 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,550 No smoking in the station, Mom! 25 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,836 But dressing like that's OK? 26 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,072 Sure, I'm Madonna. 27 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,153 She's got real ugly. 28 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,639 C'mon, Yanis. 29 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,672 - OK. - C'mon, hurry! 30 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:02,870 C'mon! 31 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,513 C'mon, Yanis. 32 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,115 C'mon, Yanis, shake a leg! 33 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,438 How can a snail like you be so fast at sports? 34 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:14,076 How can Miss Palsy-Walsy be such a pain with us? 35 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,558 Hurry up and finish and clear the table. 36 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,349 Finou, did you remember the lemon grass? 37 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,591 I thought of everything, Minouche. 38 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,189 Even my sunscreen? 39 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,317 Shit, almost forgot. 40 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,116 C'mon, my scarf for your dress! 41 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,550 - I said no! - But! 42 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,116 - My dress! - What's wrong? 43 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,112 Luna spilled her chocolate! 44 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,150 What? 45 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,555 One can't be so clumsy! 46 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,513 You think it's all I got to do? 47 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,790 - It was Colombe! - I don't care. 48 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,031 Can we take some Coke along? 49 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,918 No, you'll get carsick. 50 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:04,630 I got diarrhea. 51 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,679 Oh Christ. 52 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,279 - Fred! - What now? 53 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,794 - Diarrhea! - No! 54 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,633 I'll put some Coke in the picnic basket. 55 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,158 Louise, you can get up, we're nearly ready! 56 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,511 I'd like to avoid the jams! 57 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,070 Fred, don't stress me out at 10 am, please! 58 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:34,672 I HATE MY BEST FRIENDS' KIDS 59 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,796 Stop! 60 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,116 Hey, are you nuts? 61 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,552 Great! 62 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,634 Jesus... 63 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:27,431 Yanis, 64 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,390 can you help me move the sofa? 65 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,076 Alright. 66 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:34,554 She's dead after the TGV. 67 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,749 The bathroom's lined 68 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,558 with pubic hair! 69 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,517 We could make an Afro wig for Fred, huh? 70 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,075 Great for a disguise birthday party! 71 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,391 Why not hair implants too? 72 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,715 OK, don't start. 73 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,597 That's enough, I'm worn out! 74 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,510 See, my nails are all scratched from all the rubbing. 75 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,589 - You're right, me too. - Hey girls... 76 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,151 Put some on, then we'll laze around on terrace. 77 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,994 - C'mon. - Let go! 78 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,549 How about it? 79 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,356 - It's disgusting! - Saved by bleach! 80 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,756 Oh no, Ange! 81 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,270 I killed myself cleaning up! 82 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,870 You mustn't play with grapes. 83 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,635 You little devil. 84 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:42,310 We've got an artist in the house. It's a real Picasso! 85 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,311 Doesn't matter, we're on holidays. Come darling. 86 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,999 Come on, darling. 87 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,076 I'll change you. 88 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,915 - You got the sponges? - Yeah! 89 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,998 - Why all this yoghurt? - The market's too far. 90 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,715 - Look, it's Cécile. - Yeah, at last! 91 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,549 Oh, great! 92 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,909 About time, too! 93 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,518 You're not too exhausted? 94 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,635 I'm so glad you're here! 95 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,434 It wasn't too long? 96 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,472 The house's filthy, not enough bedrooms. 97 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,113 You're in the living room. 98 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,471 And a mystery landlord! 99 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,991 - Shit, I'm sorry. - It's OK. 100 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,309 The view's great. 101 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,949 At last we're on holiday together. 102 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,278 Don't worry. 103 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,675 It'll be great. Have a good trip? 104 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,197 I'm so tickled: Siestas and aperitifs galore! 105 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,676 - The kids'll play, we'll rest. - They'll love it! 106 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,070 They hardly ever see each other. 107 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,918 Finally, out of Brittany! 108 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,115 You said it! 109 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,879 - Hi! - How are you? 110 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,711 - Have a good trip? - Yes. 111 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,836 Let's toast Cécile's arrival. 112 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,474 Sure, I'll get some plastic cups. 113 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,400 Fred's super and he did all the shopping! 114 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,592 Hello, darlings! 115 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,959 Hey, are you nuts or something? 116 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,952 We want our swimsuits! 117 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,798 What's this nonsense? 118 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,309 Put your suitcases away immediately! 119 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,111 And learn to say "hello" first! 120 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,958 - Hello. - Hi, Paolo. 121 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,438 Did you see the sweat marks under her arms? 122 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,514 Ugh! How disgusting! 123 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,797 When you think we gotta share a room with them... 124 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,039 Remember Colombe? 125 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,074 Yeah... 126 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,270 Sataya, this is Rose. 127 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,993 Last time you met 128 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,800 was at Luna's birthday in September. 129 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,157 Cécile, come have a drink! Leave them to it! 130 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,317 The eyes... 131 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,519 And this, 132 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,478 is the mouth. 133 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:11,717 These, 134 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,276 are the ears. 135 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,480 Thanks, Yanis, for taking care of Ange. 136 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,240 Don't mention it, I love kids. 137 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,915 - Gimme back my camera! - Piss off! 138 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,390 Give it back to him this instant! 139 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,670 He shouldn't have given it to me! 140 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,629 I didn't, she stole it from my bag! 141 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,669 If Paolo can't keep his word, too bad, but give it back! 142 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,156 Here, cry-baby! 143 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,635 Hey, what's wrong with you? 144 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,355 Such manners! 145 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,148 Next time you'll be punished! 146 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,994 You OK? 147 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,795 We can't let girls push us around! 148 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,553 We guys stick together! 149 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,714 Your camera! 150 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,548 C'mon, kids, clear up... 151 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,795 - We're on holiday! - Can't you do it? 152 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,753 Mom? 153 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,475 Rosie and I don't wanna sleep. 154 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,591 Back to your bedroom now. 155 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,349 I don't wanna sleep! 156 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,952 And miss all those good dreams? Too bad for you! 157 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,239 I keep having nightmares about you turning into a witch! 158 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,073 C'mon... 159 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,271 Come along with me. 160 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,988 I'll take you on my magic broomstick. 161 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,509 Mom? 162 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,116 Yes? 163 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:19,677 Is it because of you Dad's not here on holidays with us? 164 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,431 My life with the kids is too complicated. 165 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,560 It's best you tell them the truth. 166 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,671 What truth is that? 167 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,272 The only truth is that I haven't a clue. 168 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,640 Still, you manage fine with the kids. 169 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,996 Sure, you're calm, 170 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,955 and a good friend, that's great. 171 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,673 You must be kidding. 172 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,832 Coping with 2 kids of 2 absent fathers 173 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,190 teaches you to remain calm. 174 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,994 I'm not as calm as you. 175 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,912 It's terrifying bringing them up alone 176 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,073 and waking up in the morning all by myself. 177 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,072 Question of habit. 178 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,753 Even if a man sleeps with me, by morning he's long gone. 179 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,948 It's true! 180 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,999 Cheers! 181 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,231 They, however... 182 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:41,836 You said it. 183 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,798 You're a real tiger! 184 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,078 What happened to you? 185 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,713 Wait, I've got a idea! 186 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,678 What's wrong? Is one of the kids sick? 187 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,599 No, but we're lonely and a bit depressed. 188 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,235 So we'd like to sleep with you. 189 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,073 You idiots, c'mon, get out of here! 190 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,835 Here! 191 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,628 Go on, get out, out! 192 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,596 - A single shot. - A what? 193 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,195 Sorry. 194 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,118 A coffee, please. 195 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,640 It's funny, on the way from Pélissonne, 196 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,354 I saw tons of cars with Paris plates. 197 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,834 Crazy, huh? 198 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,749 The place is infested with Parisians! A real shame. 199 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,590 Yes honey? 200 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,636 I'm just finishing my coffee. 201 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,832 Of course I'm alone! What are you imagining? 202 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,877 C'mon, stop. 203 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,308 Yes. 204 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,837 OK, see you later. 205 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,519 Yes, I'll be right over. 206 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,989 Me too. 207 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,397 You won't be disappointed. 208 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,319 Hello, there are 6 of us... 209 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,596 Yes, I'll take care of you. 210 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,519 Let me do it, if you don't mind. 211 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,278 They're a bit slow. 212 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,789 I'll take 2 as we're missing one. 213 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,309 - The river's that way. - Yes. 214 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,791 Let me explain. Rule 1: 215 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,594 Adjust and respect your equipment. 216 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,116 C'mon, c'mon. 217 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,556 You too, come on! 218 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,478 Hi, I'm Fred but you can call me "Help!" 219 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:54,831 Paolo. 220 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,879 - What's this? - An oar. 221 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,708 A paddle! 222 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,159 Rule 2: 223 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,839 Sail safely, 224 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,316 taking into account the skill-difficulty factor, 225 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,678 and favoring propulsion, 226 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,553 while keeping the boat balanced. 227 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,839 Péné, can you tie his strap on please. 228 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,034 Rule 3: Anticipate 229 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,955 the movement of the boat with the paddle, like this, 230 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,879 pulling from far ahead, 231 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,276 to far behind. One to the right, 232 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,479 and one to the left, like this. 233 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,994 Good, good. 234 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,879 Like this, not like a windshield wiper. 235 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,993 Be careful: 236 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,517 The current will always take you the wrong way. 237 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,755 But don't panic. 238 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,869 The river's calling us, c'mon! 239 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,195 Disassociate your upper and lower body movements. 240 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,708 Sideways to advance, vertical to turn. 241 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,751 OK, got it, Fred! 242 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,551 One paddle on either side! 243 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,036 Look at the fish, Rose, look! 244 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,198 Cécile? Keep it horizontal! 245 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,952 Péné, go on, paddle, paddle! You're drifting! 246 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,755 - That's what I'm doing! - You're drifting! 247 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,518 It's all your fault! 248 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,517 Paddle! 249 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,392 Stop, a branch! 250 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,753 - Wait... - Watch out! 251 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,957 What a jerk, what a moron! 252 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,997 What a dumbhead that guy is! 253 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,830 Result, Péné capsized us. 254 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:17,029 And Cécile. I told her to keep it horizontal! 255 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,992 Is that so complicated? 256 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,428 Of course not! 257 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,275 I swear! 258 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,556 My day's ruined! 259 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,479 - It doesn't matter. - No! 260 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,197 No, I mean it! 261 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,070 - Is this the price? - Absolutely. 262 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,952 And cheap at that. 263 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,357 Hi, Vincent, how's things? 264 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,719 Oh, it's true, 265 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,230 but what a mess when we arrived, 266 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,670 between the kids and this dump. 267 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,916 Take advantage of our absence to enjoy yourself. 268 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,509 My only pleasure was with you. 269 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,834 We have to change. Let's not start again. 270 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,076 It's you who can't get along. 271 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:41,199 Listen, we agreed we needed time apart, so stop, please. 272 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,830 Goodnight, Sataya. Goodnight, Luna. 273 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,353 Goodnight. 274 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,398 Goodnight, Colombe. 275 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,190 Goodnight, Yanis. 276 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,919 Goodnight, my love. 277 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,353 I would have liked to say goodnight to Dad. 278 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:17,712 Rosine would have liked to say goodnight as well to Pops. 279 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,117 Do you miss him? 280 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,830 We'll phone him tomorrow. I promise. 281 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,149 Yes! 282 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,032 OK, now go to sleep. 283 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,436 Let's go to sleep! 284 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,353 Nite, Mom! 285 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,310 Nite, Mom! 286 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,953 - Nite all. - Nite, Cécile! 287 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,996 And if anyone wakes the others, watch your backside! 288 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,794 - Your mom's so... - Shut it! 289 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,998 Christ, I want to sleep! Make him shut up! 290 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,633 He'll wake everyone! 291 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,193 Mom, I'm thirsty! 292 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,356 You're not going to start too? 293 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,711 Can't you stop your kid howling all night? 294 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,911 You want me to gag him or what? 295 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,080 I love a drink of cheap rosé in this heat! 296 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,513 We wanna go swimming! 297 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,352 You got the whole holiday. 298 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,353 - So cool it. - Rosine wants to swim too! 299 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,194 No is no and that's it. 300 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,439 Go play now. 301 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:29,957 Go on! 302 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,237 We wanna swim! We wanna swim! 303 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,109 Don't run, you'll hurt yourself. 304 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,519 We've been had! 305 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,268 What's going on? 306 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,030 What happened? 307 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,231 The water's too cold to swim! 308 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,192 - It's freezing! - I'm going in! 309 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,992 - Mopeheads! - Let's go! 310 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,275 C'mon, c'mon! 311 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,999 Or I'll come and get you! 312 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,515 We'll freeze to death! 313 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,711 - Fred, watch out! - I'm coming. 314 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,630 - No swimming, no Nutella! - They're no fun! 315 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,319 I'll splash you then! 316 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,073 - This sucks! - When are we going back? 317 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,794 - She's kicking me! - Stay seated! 318 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,592 - Hands in! - I'm fed up! 319 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,837 Stop kicking, we'll have an accident. Shut up! 320 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,319 We hear you! 321 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,755 C'mon Rose, eat. 322 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,475 I hate capers! 323 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,389 But they're from Italy, your dream! 324 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,279 No, not capers! 325 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,676 Alright. 326 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,432 - Then try some cheese. - No! 327 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,073 I'll give you a Euro. 328 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,190 - No! - Please! 329 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,871 Buying her is perverse. 330 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,232 Turn that off! 331 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,109 It's nice when they're in bed, huh? 332 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,397 What delicious silence! 333 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,158 I'm bushed. 334 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,310 Game of Tarot? 335 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,949 Alright. 336 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,237 Too bad Vincent's not here. 337 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:39,876 Don't worry. 338 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,913 Maybe it's just a bad time. 339 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,758 Please don't smoke in front of the kids. 340 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,474 They don't know it's cut with grass. 341 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,993 At last, on holidays! 342 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,516 - Do you guys always agree? - Yeah. 343 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,239 We're in tune. 344 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,155 For us, for the kids, 345 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,078 Fred's super. 346 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,317 - I'm super cool too! - Yes, you are. 347 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,675 That's enough! 348 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,235 You're jealous! 349 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,792 I drew the right number. 350 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:19,916 We laugh lots! 351 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,913 We fuck lots! 352 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,031 It's a beautiful life! 353 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,034 Game of Tarot? 354 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,110 Not again! 355 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,353 I'd like to discuss what happened 356 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,036 this afternoon with the kids and swimming. 357 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,955 If things go on like this, they'll walk all over us. 358 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,355 Already Rose's becoming a problem. 359 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,273 Yes, she is difficult. 360 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,156 I think we must be practical. 361 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,909 And set one rule for everyone, to avoid going crazy. 362 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,829 - Right, Louise? - Yeah, sure. 363 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,237 We want to spend a nice, quiet holiday, right? 364 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,471 We've got to put our foot down! 365 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,593 - Like how? - What? 366 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,631 - A candy? - No, not those! 367 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,109 You're joking. 368 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,588 - C'mon! - It's mine! 369 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,916 It's my personal holiday stash! 370 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,720 - No, they're ultra rare! - Give me one. 371 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,672 What? OK, you want a candy? 372 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,839 - Here's one. - Oh my! 373 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,469 Oh my, it's war! 374 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,394 You should clean up a little. 375 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,272 Who threw the mustard? 376 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,475 This holiday's started badly! 377 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,557 At least that's what we think! 378 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:03,035 So that everyone has a good holiday, we've made rules, 379 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,198 to be obeyed... 380 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,709 Paolo, can you listen up? 381 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,596 Which will be obeyed. 382 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,313 Colombe, stop please! 383 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,159 Thank you, darling. 384 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,910 Rule Number One: 385 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:22,750 Adults must never get mixed up in kids' arguments, 386 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,191 and let them work it out themselves. 387 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,315 That's good. 388 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,753 Rule Number Two: 389 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,758 Lights out at 10:30 pm, on the button! 390 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,077 Rule Number Five: 391 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,989 Kids are to say, at least, politely "hello" 392 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,238 to parents at breakfast. 393 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,428 Did you forget one? 394 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,311 - What about meals? - No snacking between meals! 395 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,677 Rules are now in effect, so clear the table. 396 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,470 I'll put it up on the fridge so no one will forget. 397 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,959 C'mon, clear the table! 398 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,192 Rule Number One. 399 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,159 - Watch Ange, I'm taking a nap. - Sure. 400 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,438 Go on! 401 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,034 I say: Rule Number Zero: Every kid for himself! 402 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,192 We don't have to obey them! And pot's illegal! 403 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,879 What's pot? 404 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,036 It means this! 405 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,153 Don't tell them I'm the owner or I'm cooked. 406 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,794 - What'll you give? - Quit dreaming! 407 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,309 Hi! Sofia, Cécile's friend. 408 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,636 - Yeah, hi! Fred. - How are you? 409 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,150 - How are you? - Hello, Samy. 410 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,397 Yeah, Cécile! 411 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,076 Did the owner send you over to finish the work? 412 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,748 Luckily Samy's here to the rescue! 413 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,633 When someone need's saving, Samy's around! 414 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,593 If he's the White Knight, I'm Queen Elizabeth! 415 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,076 - Knock it off! - Oh, I'm scared! 416 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,233 Mom, chocolate! 417 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,317 No, it'll ruin your appetite. 418 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,916 Rule 8: No snacks between meals. It's on the fridge. 419 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,917 Chocolate! 420 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,799 Otherwise I won't eat a thing for lunch! 421 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,273 Out of the question! That's blackmail! 422 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,590 You're not giving that crap 423 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,989 to your daughter? 424 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,272 Careful, chocolate's dangerous. 425 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,799 You'll get chocolitis! 426 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,349 - What's chocolitis? - Chocolitis 427 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,828 is when someone 428 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,991 eats too much chocolate 429 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,958 and they start swelling 430 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,509 and swelling until they're enormous! 431 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,275 Then they shoot up into the air 432 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,756 so near the sun 433 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,913 they burst in an explosion of chocolate! 434 00:26:59,040 --> 00:26:59,950 Here. 435 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,599 What's wrong now? 436 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,559 I said give it to me with your left hand! 437 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,669 Watch it or you'll have me to deal with! 438 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,752 Can't we make a deal? 439 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,514 It's all the poetry of my Louise! 440 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,278 Have a nice nap? 441 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,835 I couldn't get to sleep. 442 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,789 I raise my glass to Cécile! Thanks to her we're here! 443 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,550 I hope with Vincent, whom we miss... 444 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,476 Enough! 445 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,756 Enough, OK? 446 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,873 We got the point. I'll get some ice. 447 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,879 Lucky you're here, I was feeling lonely. 448 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,673 Game of bowls? 449 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,877 Got a stick of gum? 450 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,876 Maybe, maybe. 451 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,593 I'm no sex fiend! 452 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,073 I love the idea of our kids carrying on our friendship. 453 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,916 And I love the idea of our kids carrying on friendship. 454 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,799 - Why are the kids sulking? - They're not. 455 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,275 They're just tired. 456 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,672 I toast to love! And the electric company! 457 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,475 And especially our damned landlord! 458 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,316 It's robbery, we shouldn't pay all the rent! 459 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,788 Yeah, screw him! 460 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,268 Absolutely! 461 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,359 Sophia, are you from around here? 462 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,114 On my mother's side, Solange Fromhere. 463 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,759 Did Cécile mention me? 464 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,228 You staying to finish the pipework? 465 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,032 No, I've got another job. 466 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,356 Oh really? Too bad. 467 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,152 I could have lent a hand. 468 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,558 - You know pipes? - Inside out! 469 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,674 It really is hot in here. Well... 470 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,069 Bye! 471 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,597 Some class, Sofia, how vulgar can one be! 472 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,633 Don't be mean, I think she's nice. 473 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,435 Finou's eyes reeked of pussy from staring at her ass! 474 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,950 Don't be vulgar. 475 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,518 I wonder if Minouche, who's so cool, noticed. 476 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,156 "Fred's super!" 477 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,150 Where are the kids? 478 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,000 Don't worry, they're having a ball. 479 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,998 Here they are. 480 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,799 How are you, darling? 481 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,389 Just a little exhausted. 482 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,909 How about a nap, just the two of us? 483 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,672 C'mon, just 15 minutes. 484 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,678 What's wrong, Paolo? 485 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,557 Oh no, not again! 486 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,479 Who's got to clean it up? I'm fed up! 487 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,712 Go and change! And don't come out for 2 hours! 488 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,195 You can't punish Paolo just because he peed while asleep. 489 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,918 Maybe that's not the way to help him stop. 490 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,519 He's right. 491 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,075 Shit and double shit! 492 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,675 You piss me off! 493 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,229 Maybe you overdid it, Minouche. 494 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,517 How about Miss Fromhere? 495 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,552 But where's Péné? 496 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,150 Don't change the subject. 497 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,759 Thanks. 498 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,759 Hello, how are you? 499 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,433 Hello. 500 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,831 Can I offer you a coffee? 501 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,475 Two coffees. 502 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,638 Thanks. 503 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,799 There's canoeing here? 504 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,555 Yes, it's very popular in the area. 505 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,115 I have to go, thanks for the coffee. 506 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,959 - I have to go to, I have to... - Bye. 507 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,831 Whenever you're angry, I get it! 508 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,474 Rotten holidays. 509 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,552 Why do we gotta do everything and not the others? 510 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,913 What was Dad like when he was young? 511 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,115 Covered with pimples, 512 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,073 braces and glasses. 513 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,871 So why'd you choose him? 514 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,957 Cause he was the ugliest! 515 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,118 That way I was sure no one would steal him. 516 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,912 And now? 517 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,678 What about now? 518 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,395 Now nothing. That's adult business. 519 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,788 Sorry about this afternoon. Maybe I was a bit too direct. 520 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,672 It's OK. 521 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,476 C'mon, let's not make a mountain out of a molehill. 522 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,269 Who got out of bed the wrong side! 523 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,313 There's the sun, the kids, we're on holiday! 524 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,317 There's worse in life, huh? 525 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,439 I spoke to Vincent. 526 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,359 Seems there's a heat wave in Paris. 527 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,239 They're suffocating. 528 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,395 You spoke to Vincent? 529 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,389 He wanted news of Paolo and Rose. 530 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,478 He said he couldn't reach you. 531 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,310 None of my business, I'm just reporting what he said. 532 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,435 But he seemed pretty down. 533 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,429 Maybe you're being a bit hard. 534 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,238 Want to talk about it? 535 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,078 You sure? 536 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,475 Please, Fred, stop. 537 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,350 Y'know, Cécile, Vince is a great guy! 538 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,956 Hey, this is mine! 539 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,919 Rule 4: 540 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,796 No TV. It was even you who found it! Aren't you're pushing things a bit? 541 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,795 And you could at least say hello. 542 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,718 And a little less noise! 543 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,115 Rule 4: Let Louise and I sleep. 544 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,112 - Cécile? - Yes? 545 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,278 Rose had a nightmare. Didn't she tell you? 546 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,230 No. 547 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,396 To let you sleep she slept with us. 548 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,719 Phew, it's here. 549 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,000 - No-one bought the paper yet? - No. 550 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,874 How are you, sweetie? And the kids? 551 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,798 How are you, Colombe? 552 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,879 What's so funny? 553 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,428 Not this cartoon. 554 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,035 I'm off to the village. Need anything? 555 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,188 We've got enough to eat for 2 days! 556 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,516 I have to return Sofia's shades. 557 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,878 Wait, I'm coming too! 558 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:13,156 I've got to buy lighter fluid. 559 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,429 I'm coming! 560 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,275 - Just a second! - But you stopped smoking! 561 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,595 And the barbecue? 562 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,596 Darling... 563 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,438 Cécile can pick one up. 564 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,155 No, she wouldn't know which brand to choose. 565 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,078 I'm taking the girls. That way you can sleep. 566 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,958 Bye, darling. 567 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,032 Luna, Colombe, come on. 568 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,468 We're in our pajamas! 569 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,156 - Go get dressed! - Let's not take all morning! 570 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:42,598 Who wants to be held by the ogre who drowns kids? 571 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,836 Me! Me! 572 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,510 No, I'm afraid of the big ogre! 573 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,274 But it's me, Daddy! 574 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,236 Hi. 575 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,791 - What's your name? - Gueff? 576 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,594 What's it really? 577 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:58,836 Gueff. 578 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,798 Hurry, we're going home. 579 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,998 No one ever wants to do anything new. 580 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,599 - Meaning? - Hi! 581 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,869 - How are you? - Fine and you? 582 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,593 Fine, thanks. 583 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,473 For example, I'm starting a new business 584 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,832 like in Paris, London and Berlin, but mentalities never change. 585 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,638 A glass of white wine. 586 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,319 What is it? 587 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,718 - A new store. - What kind? 588 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,796 Erotic. 589 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:38,910 Oh yeah? 590 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,312 Porno but classy. 591 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,915 With elegant erotic gadgets 592 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,873 made out of marble or Murano glass. 593 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,678 Maybe even gold for certain sex toys. 594 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,474 And offer high class customers 595 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,432 spanking classes! 596 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:57,795 Sounds great! 597 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,278 Maybe even bondage later on! 598 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,394 I'm getting my business plan ready. 599 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,157 Come see me, I'm a realtor. 600 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,509 I'm used to setting up projects. 601 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,994 How nice of you! 602 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,711 Ta-ta, must be off! 603 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,316 Ciao, girls, and thanks! 604 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,555 Porno but classy! 605 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,279 I think she's got tons of energy and a head for business. 606 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,318 The teenybopper's pal! 607 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,998 - Louise would be proud of you! - What? 608 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,632 Wait, it's got nothing to... 609 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,109 I saw you! 610 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,436 My dad does everything at home. 611 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,194 When I grow up, I'll be just like Mom. 612 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,960 Yeah, and repeat all their... 613 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,878 their... what are they called again? 614 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,799 Blunders! 615 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,074 You seeing a shrink? 616 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,918 No, why? 617 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,997 With that sister of yours... 618 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,159 Hi, Dad, it's Paolo. 619 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,636 I can't find my jar of grasshoppers. 620 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,035 Otherwise things are really great. 621 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,992 Rose is eating. 622 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,119 Otherwise... 623 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,788 Mom's great as well. 624 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,831 Alright, I love you. 625 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,151 Don't worry. 626 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,909 I hope that between... Never mind. 627 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,156 I love you very much! 628 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,713 Goodbye! 629 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,755 - You want my potato chips? - Yeah. 630 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,111 I got none, can I have barbecue chips? 631 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,152 Who are you trying to kid? 632 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,311 I heard you offer yours to Paolo when my back was turned. 633 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,389 How conniving can you get? 634 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,720 Her highness prefers barbecue chips, so everyone must pander to her whims! 635 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,873 Mom! 636 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,592 Are you crazy?! 637 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,438 Even we never hit her! 638 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,516 C'mon, honey. 639 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,239 No way to raise kids! 640 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,079 You're always flying off the handle! 641 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,279 Cécile, it's a shame. 642 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,399 You sure? It's too bad. 643 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,918 Let's not overreact. 644 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,997 I'm not, I just have to go. 645 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,111 Put on your belt, Paolo. 646 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,871 The holiday's not working. I can't cope with your kids or mine. 647 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,635 If I stay, there'll be real trouble. 648 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,629 I'm not in great shape these days, so it's best for all. 649 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,309 OK... 650 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,152 No, I don't believe it! 651 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,149 You see, I promised! Here we are! 652 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,039 It's down below and to the right. 653 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,117 I'll turn around. 654 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,314 I'm coming, Véro! 655 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,352 Can I help out in the kitchen? 656 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,788 No, relax. 657 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,192 It's my new boss whom I vaguely invited. 658 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,709 But I never thought she'd show up! 659 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,912 She's a real leech! 660 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,039 Go play, OK? 661 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,473 I almost bought you 662 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,558 some lovely coffee cups in a shop, 663 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,111 but wasn't sure you'd like them. 664 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:15,153 I couldn't decide, so I didn't get them, sorry. 665 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,319 You did right. 666 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,633 Here at last. 667 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:25,075 Fresh air, out on the terrace, surrounded by nature... 668 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,716 Lovely for strolls, huh, Jean-Mi? 669 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,071 Yeah, you said it! 670 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,317 Plan on staying long? 671 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,276 I don't know. 672 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,273 She wanted to stop off on our way Barcelona. 673 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:43,669 We're in no rush. 674 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,438 So we took a little swing over. 675 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,996 It's really hidden away. Almost impossible to find. 676 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,350 Not quite, alas. 677 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,436 It's so great! 678 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,079 - Relaxing? - You bet! 679 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,508 Nice where you live? 680 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:01,789 Super! 681 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,194 She's just kidding. 682 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,551 Our brother died in an accident, we can't do anything alone. 683 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,319 Dad's always afraid something might happen to us. 684 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,999 You said it! 685 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,270 Even the Sea Scouts were out! 686 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,597 He was afraid I'd drown. At my age! 687 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,314 Hey, dig the rocks, they look like ships! 688 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,470 Watch it, it's pitching! 689 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,273 A storm's brewing! 690 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,710 Where do your kids go to school? 691 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,317 A private Catholic school with top supervision. 692 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,077 At least that way you know where they are, 693 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,199 and who they're with. 694 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,152 And what they think... 695 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,632 Yeah, it's not much fun. 696 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,958 Still, it provides a good education, solid benchmarks, 697 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,434 and a good future. 698 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,069 That's what counts! 699 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,033 Tibetan sauerkraut 700 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,516 with thyme sausages and tofu! 701 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,792 I'll have black radish juice, no salt, please. 702 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,116 Alright. 703 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,118 I love this fresh salad! 704 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,755 Where are you staying tonight? 705 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,640 Jean-Mi and I were wondering if we could 706 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,398 put our tents in your garden? 707 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:45,430 Of course. There's room down by the ruins. I'll help you. 708 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:49,392 But it's full of animals! 709 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,318 Don't worry, last summer 710 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,272 we went to the Amazon, so... 711 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:58,191 Amazon's a big word, we actually went to the Amazonian Forest. 712 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,153 - In French Guyana. - What if it storms? 713 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,478 We've got a Decathlon hermetic tent. 714 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,951 You think I got a big nose? 715 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,478 It looks just like that! 716 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,797 - How about gin rummy later? - Why not tarot? 717 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,319 It's a bit late 718 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,549 all the same. 719 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,318 It's already 9:30 pm. 720 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:24,873 We have to get the kids to bed. Rule 3: Lights out by 10:30. 721 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,036 - Right, Finou? - Sure. 722 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,076 Take it easy! Paolo, quiet! 723 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,710 Stop shouting, people are asleep! C'mon, in you go! 724 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,996 We sure made it out of that! 725 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,953 Fred's super! 726 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,673 Say! 727 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,589 I can't dump them on you. The Decathlons are tough! 728 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,270 Even the Ayurvedic restaurant didn't put them off! 729 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,834 I'll go as soon as they leave. 730 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,957 How are things with Samy? No sign of him? 731 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,754 I dropped him. I didn't interest him. 732 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,520 My thong won't be celebrating yet. 733 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,514 So quickly? It's not like you. 734 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,759 I'm fed up of making a mess of it all. 735 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,552 My sweetie! 736 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,992 And the cops who take my car 737 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,393 while I drop the kids at school... 738 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,431 Always... 739 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,554 Jean-Mi? 740 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,670 What's going on? 741 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,552 Stop waking me up, OK? 742 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,718 It sounds like wild boars! 743 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,673 Why not rhinos while you're at it? 744 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,078 Did you hear that? 745 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,392 All I hear is you. 746 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,274 - Christ, there's one! - Stop! 747 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:44,990 Quick! 748 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,189 Run! 749 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,235 Hello! 750 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,272 - Sleep well? - Yes, like a baby! 751 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,273 Thanks, darling. 752 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,113 Hi, honey! 753 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,119 Up already? 754 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,753 Their bag of shit? 755 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,712 How revolting! 756 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,036 - Hi! - Hi! 757 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,309 I got up early to buy organic croissants! 758 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:15,999 - Want one? - No! 759 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,998 OK, too bad for you. 760 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,313 Can I do my wash in your bathroom sink? 761 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,238 Just use the machines. 762 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,955 No, we're on holidays. I love scrubbing with soap! 763 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,076 As if it washed away all the paperwork in my head. 764 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,476 What's for lunch? 765 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,675 We have anything? 766 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,759 Care to share our picnic? 767 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,149 Pasta salad. 768 00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:49,514 Get the sports paper? 769 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,075 No, but we can pick one up in town. 770 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,397 No, I'd like him to help me fix your headlight. 771 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,833 Great, some rascal busted it. 772 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,352 - So, you ready? - Yes. 773 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,789 Absolutely! 774 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,838 Right away, when you gotta go, you gotta go! 775 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,355 Lead the way! 776 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,439 Real nice! 777 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,159 You're a real expert! 778 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,312 I never can fix anything. 779 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,473 Oh, it's fixed! 780 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,669 A magic touch! 781 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,915 Same for all? 782 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,993 No better than another, you know, it's just that... 783 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,516 I like doing it. 784 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,913 I love men who fix cars, it's so sexy! 785 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,109 Oh yeah? 786 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,870 - Oh, sorry! - Hey, that's my foot! 787 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,393 - Hot, huh? - It's the least one can say! 788 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,552 You got it everywhere. 789 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,191 I'll... 790 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:05,270 Watch out. 791 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,075 Shit, sorry! 792 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,078 Not staying for lunch? 793 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,955 It's nice of you, but we've a long way to go to Barcelona. 794 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:19,438 Too bad, we've got squid, it'd go great with your pasta salad. 795 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,278 Another time. 796 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:22,913 Let's go. 797 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,315 Buckle up, kids. 798 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,990 Bye kids, behave in the car! 799 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,191 Bye! Ciao! 800 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,991 At last! 801 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,357 At the same time, they don't look unhappy. 802 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,710 They get by, no doubt. 803 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:55,436 See how they bring up their kids? They don't seem very happy. 804 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,279 There's no mystery: 805 00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,950 Happy kids require happy parents. 806 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,034 And happy parents are ones who fuck! 807 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,717 My grass is melting away! 808 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,356 Jean-Michel's not bad, huh? 809 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,798 You wouldn't have a secret desire to... 810 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,949 And you 811 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,435 for Sofia's spanking classes? 812 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,833 Weren't the kids odd at the restaurant? 813 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,951 No fighting, no insults, 814 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,350 no wonder we're destabilized. 815 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,954 You can't go now, Cécile, really! 816 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,354 Oh no. 817 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,709 Come on. 818 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,272 We had a bad start, but we can begin all over. 819 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,516 All's well with the kids now. 820 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,877 No, no and no. 821 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,957 Once bitten, twice shy! 822 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,878 C'mon Cécile. 823 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,391 Let's make a new rule! 824 00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,833 We take care of our own kids 825 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,038 and hands off the others! 826 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,150 No more reproaches, 827 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,313 no more comments, 828 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,756 no more insinuations or knowing looks? 829 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:09,995 Cross my heart! 830 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,111 If yours want Coke at 8 am 831 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,754 or to dance naked at night in the bushes. 832 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,949 It's fine by me! 833 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,230 If they want to belch or fart, 834 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,993 or get run over... 835 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,959 They're free! 836 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,789 OK. 837 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,198 The bitch is staying! 838 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,911 The bitch is staying! 839 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,031 Tomorrow we'll throw a party 840 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:41,232 to celebrate Cécile's return! 841 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,793 Péné, can you grab the bottle of water? 842 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:52,596 Sorry, I can't do a thing for you. Ask your parents. 843 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,553 Louise, 844 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,230 Ange's electrocuting himself! 845 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,190 Shit, I can't find it now. 846 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,477 I can't find it. 847 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,630 Wouldn't you like... couldn't you go get me a nail? 848 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,635 Listen, Rose, that's enough now. 849 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,078 You're entitled to sing. 850 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,236 Just go do it in your room 851 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,353 so we can't hear you. 852 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,672 Sorry, I came here as the toilet's blocked. 853 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,553 It's me who's sorry, I took the short-cut. 854 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,034 To fix the boiler. 855 00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:03,834 Great, in this heat we're freezing inside! 856 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,871 - Really? - I'm struggling. 857 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,513 It doesn't matter. 858 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:08,994 - You married? - Me? 859 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,760 I'm for freedom. How about you? 860 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,473 Same here. 861 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,592 I had my kids on flings. 862 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,639 Romances, that is, but short-lived. 863 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,198 How'd you land up here? 864 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:26,157 I came to do my thesis on Mediterranean ecology. 865 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,193 The relationship between man and nature. 866 00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:33,439 They say man observes nature but nature observes us as well. 867 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,318 I'd never have imagined. 868 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,909 I'm kidding, I fix houses in the area. 869 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,559 - Can I get you a drink? - No thanks. 870 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,798 I spotted you instantly. 871 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,468 Know what? I got something to tell you. 872 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,677 I'm the landlord. 873 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,070 For once, the joke's on me! 874 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,229 Come with us! 875 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,789 Come on! 876 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,079 Quite frankly, 877 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,595 Don't you think the power of the mother excludes 878 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,112 the father 879 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,039 in his role, in a harmful way? 880 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,396 You're not starting up again? 881 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,958 Cut the Freudian mumbo-jumbo! 882 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,559 Can we... can we... 883 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,591 have a normal conversation, just for once? 884 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,954 The jade balls are super. 885 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,436 You should make more. We'd make an easy ten grand! 886 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,672 See you later. Hi! 887 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,074 Is Freddy around? 888 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,679 No, he's in town. 889 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,350 Could you give him this? I forgot it at the party. 890 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,471 A great party, thanks! 891 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,996 I'm fed up doing everything! 892 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,955 What's going on? 893 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,394 It's Fred. 894 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,793 What about him? 895 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,433 I think... 896 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,991 something is going on with Sofia. 897 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,194 He's always strutting in front of her! 898 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,233 You're crazy. 899 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,153 It's just harmless flirtation, nothing more. 900 01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:53,591 Stealing other women's men isn't Sofia's trip. 901 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,197 Fred loves you. You know it. 902 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,516 I'm still worried sick. 903 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,191 We haven't made love for days! 904 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,791 I can feel things aren't right. 905 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,039 He's a stranger. 906 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,358 I'm sure he's doing her! 907 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,278 Stop raving. 908 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,677 She's even invited him to a bullfight tomorrow! 909 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,474 And he says he's a big bull fighting fan! 910 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:23,719 He wouldn't hurt a fly and supports Greenpeace! 911 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,114 Still she's nice and even invited me. 912 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:29,628 Well go on! 913 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:33,310 It'll keep you from imagining God only knows what. 914 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:36,518 What about the kids? I can't drag them along! 915 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,153 They'd go into shock! 916 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,079 Shit, that's right. 917 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:41,834 We leave in 2 days 918 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,555 so I told Péné I'd baby-sit so she can fuck Samy. 919 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,555 Oh nuts! 920 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,398 Yeah, nuts as you say. 921 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,114 Unless... 922 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,194 Unless... 923 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,510 you take care of the kids, just for the afternoon. 924 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:16,673 Well, OK. 925 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,552 If you find a sitter for Ange or ask Yanis, 926 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,557 otherwise I'll go crazy. 927 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,875 Of course. 928 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,916 First my donkey's very nice, he's the one I prefer. 929 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,112 I'm to ride him at the top, so it's my turn 930 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,111 Did you steal my bug jar? 931 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,356 You got no proof, jerkhead! 932 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:23,030 You already swiped my camera, you thief! 933 01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,674 What nonsense! Go run to Mummy! 934 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,711 Go and snitch, you cry-baby! 935 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,194 I hate you! 936 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,958 Sticks and stones! 937 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,557 Jesus, alone at last! 938 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,274 No-one else for 50 km! 939 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:57,315 According to the map 940 01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,078 it's to the right. 941 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,999 But Mom, we're going in circles! 942 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,277 We passed here 30 min ago! 943 01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,357 Don't start! 944 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,630 - I'm starving! - Then eat a hand 945 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,270 and save the other for tomorrow. 946 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,915 Driving me nuts all summer! 947 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,872 Why's Paolo got chocolate and not me? 948 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,593 'Cos I love you less. 949 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,314 You're mean! No wonder Dad's gone! 950 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,677 He'll find someone nicer, prettier and younger! 951 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,518 When you have kids 952 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,553 you'll remember how kind and patient I was. 953 01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,716 Now stop acting up like Colombe! 954 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,476 I'm fed up, I'm all scratches! 955 01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:36,829 What am I to do? 956 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,993 Lay out markers along your passage? 957 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,476 Watch out, Sataya, a stone! Red alert, nettles! 958 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,352 Careful of the dust! 959 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,673 Louder, Freddy! 960 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,469 C'mon! 961 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,470 C'mon, I know it's hard. 962 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:34,470 It's hot, we're thirsty, but if you're good... 963 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,553 I'll take you all to the pool tomorrow. 964 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,148 Cross your heart? 965 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:42,634 And hope to die! 966 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:09,749 It's your fault! 967 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,718 And I can't trust Yanis. 968 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,229 He runs after anything that moves. 969 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:19,030 I shouldn't have gone chaperoning you at the damn fight! 970 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,956 Quit exaggerating. 971 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,313 He's fine, Minouche. 972 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:25,754 Don't Minouche me! 973 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,513 You call me Finou. 974 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,677 I've never said a word about your kids, right? 975 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:38,589 He's not your kid to bawl out! I'm his mother. 976 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,232 His behaviour's terrible, 977 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,637 but he's only 14 and doesn't have the patience. 978 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:49,479 What's going on? 979 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:53,278 Nothing, but maybe it wasn't such hot idea 980 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,118 leaving the kids with you. 981 01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:57,558 Sataya's is all scratched 982 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,677 and Colombe's all worked up! 983 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:01,598 The kids are all sunburnt! 984 01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,553 You nearly died 985 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,950 without a drop of water! 986 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:10,153 I'm sorry, but it was thoughtless of you! 987 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:12,756 I don't mean to rub it in, 988 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,589 but it was irresponsible, reckless. 989 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:29,796 What a basket case. 990 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,469 Minouche! 991 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:11,996 Mr. Muscles! 992 01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:29,559 Hold out your arms! 993 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,549 Legs together! 994 01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:37,719 Let's go, Colombe! 995 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,149 Super! 996 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:44,998 Show them your stuff! 997 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,148 Move back! 998 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,594 I can't jump! 999 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,438 Move back, Colombe! 1000 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,113 Move back! 1001 01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:56,793 Colombe, move it! 1002 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:25,875 He'll be fine, our son's strong. 1003 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,719 If the head's OK, everything's OK. 1004 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,389 It's not so bad. 1005 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,354 I don't know, in 90 minutes. 1006 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:35,788 OK, I'm on my way! 1007 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:08,356 Here he is, 1008 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,153 just a fright, no more. 1009 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,437 A real little rubber band! 1010 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,755 If you don't want to kill your folks learn to behave. 1011 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,951 OK and don't come back! 1012 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,149 Goodbye. 1013 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,438 Look me in the eyes, it's very important. 1014 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:10,033 What happened with Paolo is very serious. 1015 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,273 He might have died. 1016 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,589 Did you do it on purpose or not? 1017 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,275 Colombe! Are you listening? 1018 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:23,833 Answer me! 1019 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:26,069 Louise, stop it. 1020 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:28,948 She's all upset. It was an accident. 1021 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,469 Jesus, Fred, you make me angry! 1022 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,075 It's not working! 1023 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,718 Sorry for trying to make you face the truth! 1024 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:39,354 So get a grip on your libido first! 1025 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,999 What's this obsession? 1026 01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:43,630 Nothing's going on with Sofia! 1027 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,394 She's common, plain. 1028 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,437 - What's wrong? - You ask? 1029 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:50,078 Mr. Club Med! 1030 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:54,234 Drop the Miss Cool, it just ain't you! 1031 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:56,519 You can't trust me! 1032 01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,793 You always have to control everything! 1033 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:19,594 Paolo... 1034 01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:25,079 Forgive me. 1035 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,674 You want more cushions for your head? 1036 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,038 No thanks. 1037 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,149 Here. 1038 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:39,589 Thanks. 1039 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:44,559 Want your dinner? 1040 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,829 No, I'm not at all hungry. 1041 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:50,879 A yoghurt? It'll do you good. 1042 01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,076 Nah, really not. 1043 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,799 If you want to eat, it's in the fridge. 1044 01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:59,799 There's ham, sliced melon and cheese. 1045 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,150 Use throwaway plates and glasses. 1046 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:05,670 We're used to it, it's all marked on the fridge. 1047 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,108 Oh really? 1048 01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:11,279 OK, then. 1049 01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:14,790 Sataya, give me a hand. OK, everyone to the table! 1050 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,799 Cécile, 1051 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,876 I wanted to say 1052 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,559 I'm sorry... 1053 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,473 for everything. 1054 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,836 - So is Colombe. - Sorry for what? 1055 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,750 Being odious the whole holiday? 1056 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:52,751 Nearly killing my son? 1057 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,073 I see you all in a new light and hate it! 1058 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:05,079 I hate hating you! 1059 01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:08,955 And hate myself even more for hating your kids! 1060 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,275 The only favor you can do 1061 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:14,914 for that manipulating brat of yours 1062 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,236 is drag her to a shrink! 1063 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:18,799 Cécile, stop, stop. 1064 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:34,192 Don't worry, Mom, everything will be fine. 1065 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:22,838 Say, what if we all slept together for once? 1066 01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:31,837 I think the three of us deserve a good cuddle. 1067 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:42,754 Tell them I love them very much 1068 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,990 and I left to cover an emergency on a site. 1069 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,993 I'll call them later. 1070 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,118 OK, I'll let them know. 1071 01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:53,828 Yes, if you like. 1072 01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,759 A COIN 1073 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,952 SVP 1074 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:03,154 Super-Very-Please? 1075 01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:08,316 No, I'm just finishing packing. 1076 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,918 I wanted to tell you 1077 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,431 you're great with the kids. 1078 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,268 The size of the jade penis 1079 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:43,597 cannot surpass 1080 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:48,555 5 centimeters in circumference. 1081 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:03,873 Our folks are pissed at each other. 1082 01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,517 - Will we see each other again? - You're not blind. 1083 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:11,155 It was fun. 1084 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,555 Don't worry, we can exchange e-mails. 1085 01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:15,835 - Here. - Thanks. 1086 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,598 Still, what a nightmare. 1087 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:19,239 Vincent's gone, now Louise and you... 1088 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:20,873 Very very tense. 1089 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,957 She thinks I had an affair. 1090 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:24,036 Did you? 1091 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,992 No, of course not! 1092 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,029 I just don't know what to do. 1093 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,116 Again? 1094 01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:37,274 Yes, darling. 1095 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,396 Yes? You idiot! 1096 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,353 OK, see you later. 1097 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:48,514 Can we have one last swim before leaving? It's so hot! 1098 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:49,789 Go on. 1099 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:52,676 I thought you hated cold water. 1100 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,438 - Now I like it! - Yeah? 1101 01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,471 C'mon, please! 1102 01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:00,389 One tiny little dip before hitting the road? 1103 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,068 Why not? That won't delay us much. 1104 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,076 Please! 1105 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,271 One more before we head home? 1106 01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,790 OK, they shouldn't suffer for us. 1107 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:22,790 Mom, coming swimming with us? The water's great! 1108 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,236 C'mon, Dad! 1109 01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:53,795 Watch out, the monster's coming! 1110 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:35,836 Hey, Mom! 1111 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:39,118 Can we invite Colombe and Luna to my birthday? 1112 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,359 Please, say yes! 1113 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,309 Subtitles by Jonathan Gontar 1114 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:55,909 Subtitling: Eclair Video - Paris 1115 01:25:56,305 --> 01:26:56,835 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/vuvk Help other users to choose the best subtitles 74547

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