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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:15,388 --> 00:01:17,061 Honey, I'm homo! 4 00:01:17,972 --> 00:01:19,706 Hi. - Hi, love. 5 00:01:24,144 --> 00:01:25,623 Thanks. 6 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:33,145 Jacob speaking ... Hi, Inge! That's so sweet of you. 7 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:35,920 How about seven o'clock? 8 00:01:36,561 --> 00:01:40,981 Oh, we've got loads of food ... Perhaps some crisps and dip, Inge? 9 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,304 Dip-Inge! - Oh, put a sock in it! 10 00:01:44,908 --> 00:01:47,787 Have you made dip, Inge? Dip-Inge! 11 00:01:48,828 --> 00:01:52,503 There's lashings of garlic in it. - Dip-Inge! 12 00:01:53,108 --> 00:01:56,624 It's from the cats as well, of course. 13 00:01:59,188 --> 00:02:01,987 Thanks ever so. - Genuine Biedermeier. 14 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:04,225 It's late Victorian, silly! - Oh, wow! 15 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:07,386 Actually, these usually hold six pieces of toast. 16 00:02:07,588 --> 00:02:10,501 But this one holds eight. - Oh, right. 17 00:02:10,868 --> 00:02:14,907 It was used in Blythe Spirit. - Oh, the pirate film ...? 18 00:02:15,108 --> 00:02:18,066 Stick it in your mouth. Yummy. 19 00:02:18,828 --> 00:02:20,341 That'll be your mum. 20 00:02:23,228 --> 00:02:25,617 Sorry I'm late. - That's all right. 21 00:02:25,828 --> 00:02:26,784 Where is Oskar? 22 00:02:26,988 --> 00:02:30,424 How about I drop him off tomorrow, $0 you can rest? 23 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,301 I suppose so. 24 00:02:34,148 --> 00:02:36,424 You look fabulous! Where are you off to? 25 00:02:36,628 --> 00:02:38,585 To Jacob and Jorgen's. It's Jacob's birthday. 26 00:02:38,788 --> 00:02:41,860 If you can guess what's inside, you get a CD. 27 00:02:43,388 --> 00:02:45,140 Happy Birthday. 28 00:02:45,348 --> 00:02:47,703 And happy birthday. - This is Swallow. 29 00:02:47,908 --> 00:02:50,297 Skylark! 30 00:02:52,468 --> 00:02:57,178 Adrian, Palle! This is Finn, Jacob's boss, so be good. All right, girls? 31 00:02:58,748 --> 00:03:00,500 What? - Come on. 32 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,905 Are you gay too? 33 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,263 What? 34 00:03:08,148 --> 00:03:09,547 Sit down. 35 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:13,298 This is a lousy time to play doctors and doctors. 36 00:03:18,388 --> 00:03:20,857 Where's Tom? - He'll be round later. 37 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,787 Who's looking after Oskar? - Andreas. 38 00:03:23,988 --> 00:03:25,899 Anja was a bit tired and emotional. 39 00:03:32,828 --> 00:03:35,581 Will you marry me? 40 00:03:44,348 --> 00:03:47,340 Are you a student, then? - I'm at high school. 41 00:03:47,548 --> 00:03:50,904 Any nice-looking girls in your class? - Yeah. 42 00:03:52,388 --> 00:03:53,901 There they are. Hi! 43 00:03:56,228 --> 00:03:59,505 SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT 44 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:02,177 Cheers! 45 00:04:03,388 --> 00:04:04,787 Hour's it going with Sailor? 46 00:04:04,988 --> 00:04:06,626 He picks me up Tuesdays and Thursdays. 47 00:04:06,828 --> 00:04:08,705 The two luckiest days of the week. 48 00:04:08,908 --> 00:04:10,865 And then it's up the creek all summer. 49 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:14,106 Without a paddle, right, Inge? - Actually he's got a real creek. 50 00:04:14,308 --> 00:04:18,700 You should've seen me and Fabienne bowling the other night. 51 00:04:18,908 --> 00:04:21,548 Fabienne? - I worked with her at the C.H. 52 00:04:21,748 --> 00:04:24,820 Or we go to Boggy Marsh. Buggery Marsh, more like. 53 00:04:25,028 --> 00:04:26,541 The C.H.? - The County Hospital. 54 00:04:26,748 --> 00:04:28,625 She's a fab anaesthetist. 55 00:04:28,828 --> 00:04:31,900 When I'm out with him I practically have to wear a wig. 56 00:04:32,108 --> 00:04:34,338 A wig? - So nobody'll recognise me. 57 00:04:34,548 --> 00:04:37,062 Nothing Kinky, though. He's not into kinky. 58 00:04:37,268 --> 00:04:40,147 That's where I draw the line, too. At wigs, not kinky. 59 00:04:41,028 --> 00:04:44,020 But he'll never leave his wife and children. 60 00:04:46,428 --> 00:04:49,227 Tom! - Welcome, dear brother. 61 00:04:49,428 --> 00:04:51,419 Happy Birthday. - Thanks. 62 00:04:52,868 --> 00:04:57,499 I can't stay long. I'm down to fly tomorrow at ten. 63 00:04:57,708 --> 00:05:00,826 I told Oskar you had tomorrow off. 64 00:05:01,108 --> 00:05:04,305 You could be a model. Seriously! 65 00:05:05,428 --> 00:05:09,740 Caroline said Anja's back on the ... 66 00:05:10,748 --> 00:05:13,262 Shall I have a chat with her? 67 00:05:18,508 --> 00:05:21,899 Jacob, you were born under a lucky star. 68 00:05:22,108 --> 00:05:24,258 He's the only person over the age of 7 know - 69 00:05:24,468 --> 00:05:27,506 - who truly believes the sun rises for his sake. 70 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:32,100 Jacob's mother Bine, whose super pottery we all know and love, - 71 00:05:32,308 --> 00:05:35,107 - has a great story about Jacob. 72 00:05:35,308 --> 00:05:37,379 Bine couldn't come tonight. But that's OK. 73 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,102 She wasn't invited. 74 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:41,821 I'm always coming without being invited. 75 00:05:42,028 --> 00:05:45,578 Shut up, you slag! - Quiet! Jorgen is telling a story. 76 00:05:45,788 --> 00:05:47,381 You always give the nail head. 77 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:50,102 You mean "hit the nail on the head ..." 78 00:05:52,188 --> 00:05:56,580 Back to Bine's story. Jacob used to do quite a bit of horse-riding. 79 00:05:56,788 --> 00:06:01,146 And as you most of you will know, we actually met on horseback. 80 00:06:01,348 --> 00:06:05,182 I was out running in the park in a fit of spring fever. 81 00:06:05,388 --> 00:06:10,667 Anyway, when Jacob was ten he really wanted a horse. 82 00:06:10,868 --> 00:06:12,825 Oh, no! Mummy! 83 00:06:13,028 --> 00:06:19,377 So off they went to the stud farm. - The stud farm? Can I come? 84 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:26,941 On the farm Jacob saw two horses he just couldn't take his eyes off. 85 00:06:27,148 --> 00:06:31,858 One was a beautiful grey gelding, the other was a lovely brown mare. 86 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:35,424 And Bine asked: "Jacob, which horse would you like?" 87 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:39,258 And Jacob answered, "That one ... and that one." 88 00:06:40,268 --> 00:06:45,980 And so he got them both, because Jacob always gets what he wants. 89 00:06:46,508 --> 00:06:49,705 And now he wants me. 90 00:06:49,908 --> 00:06:51,626 And yes, I will marry you. 91 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,541 I'll be with you for better or for worse, - 92 00:06:55,748 --> 00:07:00,663 - and I'll bear your children ... Well, anything's possible nowadays. 93 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:05,099 Three cheers for my beloved and future husband. 94 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,778 Jacob, long may you live! 95 00:07:11,428 --> 00:07:13,624 And a long one for luck! 96 00:07:41,748 --> 00:07:45,503 I'm going home before the little one gets too tired. 97 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:49,781 Put her in the bedroom, we have The Lion King on video. 98 00:07:49,988 --> 00:07:51,262 She's seen it. 99 00:07:51,468 --> 00:07:54,904 We never had a natter tonight. - Because you're stupid. 100 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,463 Anyway, cheers, mate. Good one. 101 00:07:58,748 --> 00:08:00,978 Push off home! - Bye. 102 00:08:03,468 --> 00:08:05,505 I'll just get some water. 103 00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:17,177 Are you drunk? - You just forgot to lower the seat. 104 00:08:19,468 --> 00:08:23,018 Caroline had too much wine ... 105 00:08:27,348 --> 00:08:29,021 Cheers. 106 00:08:29,668 --> 00:08:31,466 And thanks for the cake. 107 00:08:32,148 --> 00:08:37,222 The fact that I forgot to take the wrapping off only made it better. 108 00:08:37,428 --> 00:08:40,341 Never mind. - Right. It's only paper. 109 00:08:41,228 --> 00:08:44,698 Jacob, I'm so happy you two are getting married. 110 00:08:44,908 --> 00:08:51,462 We're going to be sisters-in-law. - Go on, you're not boring me. 111 00:08:52,428 --> 00:08:55,102 You're so sweet. - Well, so are you. 112 00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:30,381 Paparazzi! 113 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,462 Go and taste the go-home-made soup. 114 00:09:35,668 --> 00:09:39,627 Yes, I could do with being souped up a bit. 115 00:09:43,828 --> 00:09:46,627 Let's go in and have a drink. 116 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,707 Thanks. 117 00:09:53,748 --> 00:09:57,457 Let's go back to my place. 118 00:09:57,668 --> 00:10:02,299 No, I've got an early start. I'm off to a bowling match ... 119 00:10:38,628 --> 00:10:41,780 Tom called. - What did he do that for? 120 00:10:41,988 --> 00:10:44,741 He's flipped his lid. - Why? 121 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:49,178 Well, there's something rotten in our family ... 122 00:10:49,388 --> 00:10:51,504 He just called to say thanks. 123 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:55,144 Courtesy. You know what he's like. - Yeah, I know. 124 00:10:57,108 --> 00:10:59,304 If you don't want a big do, - 125 00:10:59,508 --> 00:11:02,068 - there's always the registry office. 126 00:11:02,268 --> 00:11:05,704 Then off to Seville, Granada, Barcelona ... 127 00:11:05,908 --> 00:11:08,422 But your mum would never agree. - What? 128 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:13,144 Your mum would never agree. - Pardon? What? 129 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,458 To the registry office. - Right. 130 00:11:17,668 --> 00:11:18,544 Mum? - No thanks. 131 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,460 Dad. - Cheers. 132 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,097 What about Christmas, then? 133 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:29,018 You know we spend every second Christmas with you, mum. 134 00:11:29,228 --> 00:11:31,060 Last year we spent it with you. 135 00:11:31,268 --> 00:11:32,702 We'll do the same next year. 136 00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:35,422 This year it's Jorgen's parents' tum. 137 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,187 I was just thinking ... 138 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,781 So I hear you're getting married. 139 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,342 Got any plans? We could have it in the country. 140 00:11:44,548 --> 00:11:46,266 There's no rush. 141 00:11:46,468 --> 00:11:49,028 Let's just get through Christmas first. 142 00:11:49,948 --> 00:11:53,100 Good heavens! Is that the time? 143 00:11:53,308 --> 00:11:56,221 Will you see to it, Hans-Henrik? 144 00:11:59,988 --> 00:12:01,547 So good to see you. 145 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:19,586 A Skinny Latte ... 146 00:12:20,628 --> 00:12:22,505 ... and one Latte. 147 00:12:22,788 --> 00:12:25,348 Is that with skimmed milk? - Yeah. 148 00:12:26,348 --> 00:12:29,386 I wasn't pissed. You were pissed. -I don't remember that. 149 00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:32,057 That's ‘cos you were wasted. You all were. 150 00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:34,540 It was a wicked party. 151 00:12:36,268 --> 00:12:38,464 That Caroline ... Cor! 152 00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:41,945 I wouldn't mind having a bit of play while hubbie's away ... 153 00:12:42,148 --> 00:12:43,707 Nicely stacked. - Shut up. 154 00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:45,706 One shouldn't waste quality snatch. - Shut it! 155 00:12:45,908 --> 00:12:48,582 What the fuck's wrong with you? Been born again? 156 00:12:48,788 --> 00:12:50,381 Yes. 157 00:12:50,828 --> 00:12:53,024 Would you get us some coffee? - Black? 158 00:12:53,228 --> 00:12:54,582 Yeah, cheers. 159 00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:57,382 Milk and sugar? - Yeah, cheers. 160 00:13:03,388 --> 00:13:05,948 I mean, of course it hurts. 161 00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:09,982 But it's a different kind of pain. 162 00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:15,866 A bit like having an orgasm. A really long orgasm. 163 00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:17,820 Aren't you going to have one soon? - An orgasm? 164 00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:22,147 A child. Your own child. - I want to finish my thesis first. 165 00:13:22,348 --> 00:13:27,218 And I want Oskar to enjoy being an only child a little while longer. 166 00:13:27,508 --> 00:13:31,103 There isn't really space. - It's a three bedroom house! 167 00:13:31,308 --> 00:13:36,382 You're far too good. You're just stuck with that kid. 168 00:13:36,588 --> 00:13:39,023 It's not like that at all. 169 00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:42,546 Caroline speaking. 170 00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:46,422 Oh, hi! Yes? 171 00:13:48,348 --> 00:13:51,022 Yes, I can just make it. See you there. 172 00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:53,344 ... Who was that? 173 00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:04,905 Hi. - Hi. 174 00:14:05,108 --> 00:14:07,497 It was a great night. - Yeah. 175 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,666 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 176 00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:15,260 I mean, I was really pissed and really over the moon. 177 00:14:16,348 --> 00:14:19,659 I just wanted to apologise. - No need. 178 00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:20,824 Great. 179 00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:26,187 Why did you want to meet here? 180 00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:29,824 I was in the neighbourhood. - Oh. OK. 181 00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:35,345 All right, then. I mean, I was really pissed as well. 182 00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:42,662 Tom and I had a good laugh about it on the way home. 183 00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:47,060 You told Tom? 184 00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:50,260 God, you're gullible! - Oh, I get you... 185 00:14:51,468 --> 00:14:53,266 Well, see you. - Bye. 186 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:17,064 I've got a couple of brochures about Kibbutzim. 187 00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,987 You can take them home and read them. 188 00:15:25,108 --> 00:15:28,863 Then again, I quite fancy being, you know, a postman. 189 00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:31,537 I just love the idea of delivering mail. 190 00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:34,786 You know, helping people communicate. 191 00:15:34,988 --> 00:15:39,380 Just like that film with what's-his-name, Kevin Costner. 192 00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:47,707 OK, I'll get hold of some brochures from the post office. 193 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:50,297 Come for them ... - Tomorrow? 194 00:15:51,148 --> 00:15:54,106 Right. ... Simon? 195 00:16:03,108 --> 00:16:07,067 Have a nice weekend ... Nice ass. 196 00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:11,062 Have you finished for today? Great. 197 00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:19,263 Shall we go and grab a bite? 198 00:16:19,468 --> 00:16:21,061 Come here. 199 00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:27,065 There ... we're home! Hi! 200 00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:31,539 Hi, Dad. - Hi, Oskar. 201 00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:42,380 What's for dinner? - Are you hungry? 202 00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:46,586 Let's go out. - Let's stay home. 203 00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:50,588 I haven't done any shopping. Sorry. 204 00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:55,581 And then my period came this morning. A really heavy one. 205 00:16:55,788 --> 00:16:59,782 It's just been a really rough day. Shall I get us some pizzas? 206 00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:02,662 I can do that. I need some fresh air. 207 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:20,621 This is Ibrahim Modi from the Islamic council. 208 00:17:20,828 --> 00:17:25,459 It's an umbrella organisation for Muslims living in Denmark. 209 00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:32,786 And that's Johannes Leisner, our elected parish priest. 210 00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:38,266 We architects are enormously pleased that the political climate - 211 00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:42,826 - is In favour of finally building a mosque in the city of Copenhagen. 212 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:47,465 And you have offered to take on the task of setting up a local network. 213 00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:52,822 The thing is, this is a very sensitive issue ... 214 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:58,341 Hey! What's going on here? - Won't you share your objections? 215 00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:00,858 What's bloody Brussels done now? 216 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,184 We're going to build a mosque. - All right. 217 00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:08,462 Would you like to join our mosque discussion group? 218 00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:11,820 I won't say no. - Should we go and have a look? 219 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:16,506 Tony from the Liberal Press is due in 30 minutes to take pictures. 220 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,746 Good press relations are as vital as hell ... 221 00:18:22,308 --> 00:18:26,097 Remember the reception at Ellen and Anne's tomorrow. 222 00:18:26,308 --> 00:18:29,426 I'm flying Frankfurt-Madrid tomorrow. 223 00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:37,745 So you only get home on Sunday? - Yes. Are you coming to bed? 224 00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:50,337 I might send Oskar over to mum's for the weekend. 225 00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:52,186 I need to work. 226 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:54,260 Won't you come to bed? 227 00:18:56,148 --> 00:18:57,741 Tom... 228 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:02,499 Listen, you're going to have to talk to Anja. 229 00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:07,898 Seriously, you have to ... You have to talk to her. 230 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,617 For Oskar's sake. 231 00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:16,746 What time's the reception? - Just come when you like. 232 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,064 What about Caroline? 233 00:19:19,268 --> 00:19:21,908 What about her? - Is she coming? 234 00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:25,624 I don't know. How the fuck should I know? 235 00:19:28,228 --> 00:19:30,981 Brilliant! Thanks! 236 00:19:32,028 --> 00:19:35,578 You look fabulous, darling! - Thanks. So do you. 237 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,265 Who else is coming? - Everyone. 238 00:19:41,468 --> 00:19:45,143 Dip-Inge showed up at half two. - We were thrilled to bits. 239 00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:47,578 You should really go up to the bar. The whole gang's there. 240 00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:53,818 It'd be so typical of Sailor to give me a gift voucher for Chrissy. 241 00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:58,101 Hi, gorgeous! You look fabulous! - Congratulations. 242 00:19:58,308 --> 00:20:00,026 Everyone's over there. 243 00:20:00,228 --> 00:20:04,938 But he wants to take me skiing in January. Skiing! Me! 244 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,223 There's what's-her-name. -Hi.. 245 00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:11,741 Wow! Hi! 246 00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:15,707 Can I get anyone a drink? - Yes, a Gin & ... 247 00:20:21,228 --> 00:20:24,858 Hi, Jacob! - A pint, please. 248 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:28,265 Where's my little brother the pilot? - Out flying. 249 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:31,301 Is he working? I must have the wrong number. 250 00:20:31,508 --> 00:20:34,466 He says hello. He won't be home till Sunday. 251 00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:41,743 Oh, that's all right. - Was I supposed to get you one? 252 00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:45,384 Never mind. I'm trying to cut down. 253 00:20:45,588 --> 00:20:47,181 All right. 254 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,221 So you're home alone until Sunday? 255 00:20:50,428 --> 00:20:54,661 How about I drop round for tea and a bit of muff? 256 00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:58,897 A bit of muff? That sounds exciting! What's that? 257 00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:02,746 Shall we dance? - Yes!!! 258 00:21:10,988 --> 00:21:13,901 It certainly is getting cold, isn't it? 259 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,701 Anyway, we should be ... 260 00:21:22,388 --> 00:21:25,585 Are you leaving? - Some of us have to work. 261 00:21:25,788 --> 00:21:28,223 W-O-R-K spells job ... ouch! 262 00:21:29,148 --> 00:21:32,186 I have a job too, you know! - Yes, you do. 263 00:21:33,468 --> 00:21:35,027 See you, boys. 264 00:21:44,308 --> 00:21:47,300 Aren't you coming? -In a sec. 265 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,458 Nice rack, that new girl. I wouldn't mind doing her. 266 00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:55,466 She's zero years old ... 267 00:21:55,668 --> 00:21:58,706 How about finding someone your own age? 268 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:01,946 Just to see what it's like? - Great rack, eh? 269 00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:05,504 Actually, I pulled the bartender at that dyke do. 270 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:09,497 Went over to her place, and it really smelled cookery-like. 271 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:11,824 She'd baked nut pie. - 50? 272 00:22:12,028 --> 00:22:14,941 Tums out she's a vegetarian. Who wants to fuck a vegetarian? 273 00:22:15,148 --> 00:22:18,140 They won't suck cock. I mean, they don't like meat. 274 00:22:18,348 --> 00:22:22,307 Anyway, suddenly we're in bed, and she's on top. 275 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:27,821 And to show some initiative, I politely shoved a finger up her bum. 276 00:22:28,028 --> 00:22:29,666 That really got her off. 277 00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:34,021 When I got home and brushed my teeth, I caught a whiff of my finger. 278 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,947 It fucking smelled of nut pie. Want one? 279 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,105 You're sick. - I'm sick? 280 00:22:39,308 --> 00:22:43,063 Your kind of sex was illegal for most of the last century. 281 00:22:43,268 --> 00:22:45,498 Are you coming, or what? -In a sec. 282 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:49,178 Nice arse in those shoes. - Cheers. 283 00:22:49,548 --> 00:22:54,418 Listen Jacob, I really respect you. 284 00:22:54,628 --> 00:22:57,620 Great. - Hey, seriously. 285 00:22:57,828 --> 00:23:01,184 Honestly, you're a really great ... - Architect. 286 00:23:01,388 --> 00:23:04,585 And I really don't mind that other business ... 287 00:23:04,788 --> 00:23:06,586 Stop it. You're drunk. 288 00:23:06,908 --> 00:23:11,459 Will you lay off, for fuck's sake? I'm not the firm's token poof. 289 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:28,460 Hi, Caroline speaking. 290 00:23:31,468 --> 00:23:34,540 You moron! 291 00:23:40,348 --> 00:23:43,704 Do you want to come in? I've just had a shower. 292 00:23:43,908 --> 00:23:46,787 I mean, I'll put the kettle on. - No, thanks. 293 00:23:46,988 --> 00:23:50,868 I just wanted to ask about an advent present for Oskar. 294 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:55,097 But it's already December 8. 295 00:23:56,628 --> 00:23:59,222 I meant Christmas present. 296 00:24:33,628 --> 00:24:36,302 Ouch! - Okay. 297 00:24:38,148 --> 00:24:39,741 Jacob? 298 00:24:45,828 --> 00:24:48,741 A huge do might be nice, though. 299 00:24:48,948 --> 00:24:51,417 With Adrian and Palle as bridesmaids. 300 00:24:51,628 --> 00:24:53,266 Yeah, right. 301 00:24:53,468 --> 00:24:55,698 Was it a good office party? 302 00:24:57,388 --> 00:25:00,062 The usual. 303 00:25:01,148 --> 00:25:05,779 Finn got drunk and all touchy-feely. You know. 304 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:11,180 I think I'll go to bed. I'm knackered. 305 00:25:13,148 --> 00:25:15,059 Will you get that? 306 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:19,622 Where the fuck did you go? You just disappeared. 307 00:25:21,908 --> 00:25:24,821 Did you pull the new girl? 308 00:25:26,908 --> 00:25:31,539 Listen, Mads, I'll call you later. I have to go and puke. 309 00:25:36,948 --> 00:25:38,621 What? 310 00:25:39,068 --> 00:25:42,265 "Did you pull the new girl!" 311 00:25:43,188 --> 00:25:47,068 I'll just lie down. - Want me to tuck you in? 312 00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:50,217 So, you want more cock? - Yes. 313 00:25:50,428 --> 00:25:52,988 What do we say? - Yes, please. 314 00:26:34,628 --> 00:26:36,301 Hey, Tom! 315 00:26:36,988 --> 00:26:39,502 My dear brother. 316 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:45,901 Merry Christmas. 317 00:26:46,988 --> 00:26:50,106 Are you working between Christmas and New Year? 318 00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:53,107 What? Abandon Baby Oskar and the Virgin Caroline? 319 00:26:53,308 --> 00:26:55,868 Air traffic doesn't stop for Christmas. 320 00:26:56,068 --> 00:26:58,503 I'm down for a triple on 30 December. 321 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:02,178 What's a triple? - Helsinki, London, Bergen. 322 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:05,426 So you won't be home for New Year's Eve? 323 00:27:05,628 --> 00:27:09,462 Promise you'll look after her. We don't want any accidents. 324 00:27:20,828 --> 00:27:23,820 Caroline speaking. - Hi, it's Jacob. 325 00:27:24,028 --> 00:27:27,987 I was just wondering about Oskar's Christmas present. 326 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:32,421 It's already December 22. - Does he want anything? 327 00:27:32,628 --> 00:27:34,505 Or do you? 328 00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:37,461 What do you want? 329 00:27:38,148 --> 00:27:39,866 You. 330 00:27:41,748 --> 00:27:43,386 Yes. 331 00:27:49,988 --> 00:27:51,547 Darling? 332 00:27:52,028 --> 00:27:53,701 Darling? - Yes? 333 00:27:54,028 --> 00:27:57,066 I can't make the trip to your parents' tonight. 334 00:27:57,268 --> 00:28:01,182 They phoned from work. About the structural engineering. 335 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,584 I won't bore you with the details. 336 00:28:03,788 --> 00:28:07,668 It's the entrance. They've scheduled a meeting for tonight. 337 00:28:07,868 --> 00:28:12,499 No, tomorrow, but I'll have to prepare it tonight. I'm really sorry. 338 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,267 Great. 339 00:28:23,508 --> 00:28:27,058 Couldn't they have left the mosque in Christmas peace? 340 00:28:27,268 --> 00:28:29,464 Nobody needs mosques at Christmas. 341 00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,227 Or maybe they do? 342 00:28:40,788 --> 00:28:43,018 I'll see you on Christmas Eve. 343 00:28:48,428 --> 00:28:50,021 Bye, sweetheart. 344 00:28:55,348 --> 00:28:56,827 All right, girls? 345 00:28:59,388 --> 00:29:00,981 Yes. 346 00:29:05,068 --> 00:29:06,661 Darling? 347 00:29:07,668 --> 00:29:11,946 I forgot. It's my study group's Christmas get-together tonight. 348 00:29:12,148 --> 00:29:16,585 We all have to take a little prezzie. - But I'm on stand-by! 349 00:29:17,948 --> 00:29:22,226 The airline could phone any time. I can't leave Oskar at home alone. 350 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,863 Well, give Inge a ring, or my mother. 351 00:29:25,068 --> 00:29:26,866 I won't be gone long. 352 00:29:27,468 --> 00:29:30,460 Why the heck won't you take some initiative? 353 00:29:30,668 --> 00:29:33,182 He's your son! 354 00:29:34,228 --> 00:29:35,741 Sorry. 355 00:29:38,508 --> 00:29:40,021 Bye. 356 00:29:41,508 --> 00:29:43,067 Bye. 357 00:30:09,988 --> 00:30:12,502 I know, I know, I know! 358 00:30:13,868 --> 00:30:16,428 Hi. Come in. 359 00:30:39,348 --> 00:30:41,703 Bust. 360 00:30:44,748 --> 00:30:46,261 Right. 361 00:30:46,868 --> 00:30:48,427 Clubs. 362 00:30:48,788 --> 00:30:53,783 Clubs ... I thought you preferred chains. 363 00:30:56,828 --> 00:31:00,901 Chains! - Honestly ... Chains! 364 00:31:01,948 --> 00:31:03,507 1-0. 365 00:31:07,628 --> 00:31:09,301 Did you come? 366 00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:15,181 Almost. - Right. 367 00:31:23,308 --> 00:31:25,948 Well, we'll just have to do it again. 368 00:31:27,188 --> 00:31:31,022 But sir! We really can't have that. 369 00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:01,740 Hi, love, I was just going to call you. 370 00:32:01,948 --> 00:32:03,541 All set for tomorrow? - They cancelled. 371 00:32:03,748 --> 00:32:06,342 Typical! So I'll be over in the morning. 372 00:32:06,548 --> 00:32:11,099 You can get a lift from Tom and Caroline In the afternoon. 373 00:32:12,988 --> 00:32:15,787 I'm really sorry I was so grumpy. 374 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:19,739 Darling? Jacob? 375 00:33:02,268 --> 00:33:05,340 Have you been a good boy? - Sure. 376 00:33:06,828 --> 00:33:09,581 Wanna see what Santa put in your stocking? 377 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:12,940 You're so bloody childish! - Childish? 378 00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:17,746 Come on. - Cut it out! 379 00:33:18,068 --> 00:33:22,778 Come on, you fucking faggot. - What did you call me? 380 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:04,222 Cheers. 381 00:34:18,828 --> 00:34:21,217 God, what a boring jumper. 382 00:34:22,188 --> 00:34:26,386 If only it had been really ugly. Or at least home-made. 383 00:34:26,828 --> 00:34:28,978 But it isn't. It's just green. 384 00:34:29,188 --> 00:34:34,467 If it just had a neat little touch, a stripe, or a stain ... 385 00:34:34,668 --> 00:34:36,306 Or a price tag. 386 00:34:38,348 --> 00:34:39,907 Are you in love with her? 387 00:34:53,028 --> 00:34:54,587 I don't know. 388 00:34:59,268 --> 00:35:00,781 Jorgen ... 389 00:35:01,508 --> 00:35:03,067 Listen ... 390 00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:19,344 That's one of the reasons you've been transferred here. 391 00:36:19,548 --> 00:36:23,940 We have the necessary in-house capacity and expertise. 392 00:36:26,308 --> 00:36:29,585 And we're doing our absolute best ... 393 00:36:31,028 --> 00:36:32,780 .. Jorgen. 394 00:36:32,988 --> 00:36:38,620 But I'm afraid there's a risk - 395 00:36:38,828 --> 00:36:42,378 - of severe visual impairment to your right eye. 396 00:36:42,588 --> 00:36:45,819 Left. - Well, your left. 397 00:36:46,028 --> 00:36:47,541 And... 398 00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:52,299 Excuse me. If our tests show that the damage - 399 00:36:52,508 --> 00:36:57,503 - to the nervus opticus is so extensive as to necessitate ... 400 00:37:00,828 --> 00:37:04,617 ... the surgical excision of the eye, - 401 00:37:04,828 --> 00:37:08,708 - you will of course be supplied with a prosthesis. 402 00:37:10,668 --> 00:37:12,386 Bye-bye eye. 403 00:37:15,628 --> 00:37:17,380 Goody, goody. 404 00:37:18,628 --> 00:37:20,266 Right ... 405 00:37:37,068 --> 00:37:39,787 You're not doing too well, are you? 406 00:37:41,108 --> 00:37:44,066 It was my fault. - Of course it wasn't! 407 00:37:44,948 --> 00:37:49,181 He was drunk. It was pure luck he didn't run over anyone ... 408 00:37:49,388 --> 00:37:51,777 I slept with Caroline. - What? 409 00:37:52,908 --> 00:37:58,381 I told him ... Well, he asked. - You slept with Caroline? 410 00:37:58,628 --> 00:38:01,666 Caroline Caroline? 411 00:38:02,068 --> 00:38:05,345 You slept with her? When? 412 00:38:07,588 --> 00:38:09,101 Once. 413 00:38:14,468 --> 00:38:17,142 And then you went and told Jorgen? 414 00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:21,746 That was bloody stupid, wasn't it? What did you do that for? 415 00:38:24,228 --> 00:38:26,583 Seriously, what's wrong with you? 416 00:38:31,668 --> 00:38:34,706 Keep your pecker up, OK? - I'm fine. 417 00:38:34,908 --> 00:38:37,297 I'll never be a pilot, that's all. 418 00:38:37,588 --> 00:38:39,261 Oskar says hello. 419 00:38:40,268 --> 00:38:44,466 I have to go. I've got to be at the airport in half an hour. 420 00:38:45,348 --> 00:38:49,899 Do you need anything? - No ... Yes, Toblerone. 421 00:38:50,108 --> 00:38:51,940 And an eye. 422 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,301 Bye, love. 423 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:11,018 What happened? 424 00:39:13,228 --> 00:39:16,220 Well, I'm going to lose an eye. 425 00:39:16,428 --> 00:39:21,298 On the other hand I wasn't really using it for anything. 426 00:39:22,748 --> 00:39:24,466 Jorgen ... - Caroline. 427 00:39:27,228 --> 00:39:28,946 You should leave. 428 00:39:30,428 --> 00:39:32,226 I need some shut-eye. 429 00:39:35,028 --> 00:39:36,621 Right. 430 00:39:37,948 --> 00:39:39,427 See you. 431 00:39:49,668 --> 00:39:53,741 What happened? -I don't know. It's a real fuck-up. 432 00:39:53,948 --> 00:39:57,987 I mean Jorgen. Why was he out in the middle of the night? 433 00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,826 Poor Jorgen. 434 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:07,228 You didn't tell him, did you? 435 00:40:08,108 --> 00:40:09,667 Did you, Jacob? 436 00:40:10,668 --> 00:40:14,901 That wasn't why he went off ...? - I didn't tell him. He asked me. 437 00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:17,941 You didn't tell him, did you? - No, I didn't. 438 00:40:18,148 --> 00:40:20,788 You didn't bloody tell him, did you? 439 00:40:21,108 --> 00:40:22,781 He guessed, Caroline. 440 00:40:25,908 --> 00:40:30,266 That's the first part of the trilogy. You needn't bother with the others. 441 00:40:30,468 --> 00:40:32,345 Do I need to read this one? 442 00:40:32,548 --> 00:40:35,904 Are you covered for painkillers? 443 00:40:37,228 --> 00:40:40,425 I've brought you a funny hat for New Year's Eve. 444 00:40:42,548 --> 00:40:48,544 Right, I'll be off. I have to go entertain up in the children's ward. 445 00:40:51,228 --> 00:40:55,506 Tell me if there's anything I can do. - We will. 446 00:40:56,308 --> 00:40:58,697 There's more stuff in the bag. 447 00:40:59,228 --> 00:41:01,105 Happy New Year. 448 00:41:01,308 --> 00:41:02,867 Bom barec. 449 00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:05,901 If it's going to be a happy one. - Champagne? 450 00:41:06,108 --> 00:41:08,463 No thanks, I'm not thirsty. 451 00:41:17,028 --> 00:41:20,578 How's the mosque coming along? - Fuck the mosque. 452 00:41:27,628 --> 00:41:31,986 Jorgen, I'm sorry ... - There, there. 453 00:41:38,628 --> 00:41:41,825 Please say something. 454 00:41:43,108 --> 00:41:47,227 I guess I'll lose my driving license. But I wasn't really using it. 455 00:41:47,428 --> 00:41:48,987 Please. 456 00:41:49,188 --> 00:41:52,579 Go home and get some rest, Jacob. You look knackered. 457 00:41:52,788 --> 00:41:56,144 I want to stay. - I'm knackered. Go home. 458 00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:05,661 Happy New Year. 459 00:43:05,508 --> 00:43:08,102 See you. 460 00:43:24,308 --> 00:43:26,026 Mummy! 461 00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,826 Oskar! 462 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,304 Did dad come home last night? 463 00:43:34,628 --> 00:43:36,824 No. It must have been a dream. 464 00:43:37,028 --> 00:43:39,702 Maybe it was Santa. 465 00:43:46,548 --> 00:43:50,507 Don't be sad. Are you sad? 466 00:43:57,188 --> 00:44:00,704 You're being noisy. - What? 467 00:44:00,908 --> 00:44:04,264 You're being noisy. - Oh. 468 00:44:07,948 --> 00:44:12,545 Shouldn't you try and get away? -I can't. Jorgen's due home. 469 00:44:12,748 --> 00:44:14,978 You wouldn't have to go far. 470 00:44:45,188 --> 00:44:46,861 Don't worry. 471 00:44:47,668 --> 00:44:50,501 Tom's in Madrid. - I know. 472 00:46:02,388 --> 00:46:04,982 Thanks. 473 00:46:07,148 --> 00:46:10,743 Why do they put shrimp salad on hot dogs? 474 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:18,177 Thanks. 475 00:46:32,908 --> 00:46:35,661 What are you thinking? 476 00:46:43,868 --> 00:46:45,700 That's pretty. 477 00:46:47,588 --> 00:46:49,181 Thanks. 478 00:46:53,308 --> 00:46:56,983 Could you hold on to this for a sec? - Sure. 479 00:46:57,188 --> 00:47:00,624 I need to pee. In the Ladies'. 480 00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:18,420 Jacob! 481 00:47:27,708 --> 00:47:30,860 Doing a bit of Swedish bargain hunting? 482 00:47:31,068 --> 00:47:37,303 No! I know! You've come over to buy Jorgen that Armani suit! 483 00:47:37,508 --> 00:47:39,101 I told you, Palle! 484 00:47:39,308 --> 00:47:43,063 It's wonderful the way you're trying to cheer Jorgen up. 485 00:47:43,268 --> 00:47:46,977 I still remember when Adrian had his tonsils out. That was tough. 486 00:47:47,188 --> 00:47:49,623 You were fantastic. Yes, you were. 487 00:47:49,828 --> 00:47:53,708 You were a rock ... - Oh, such flattery! 488 00:47:53,908 --> 00:47:59,426 You know, a tin like that would normally cost you ... 489 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,979 What are you doing here? Coming back from Lund? 490 00:48:06,188 --> 00:48:10,386 Yes, they have some courses I can't do in Copenhagen .. 491 00:48:11,828 --> 00:48:15,025 I was here the whole time, and I didn't even see you. 492 00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:18,141 I didn't even see her come out of the Ladies". 493 00:48:18,348 --> 00:48:20,862 And Palle and Adrian are in Sweden too! 494 00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:23,503 What time did you say the shops close? 495 00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:25,858 Amazing! See you back home! 496 00:48:33,108 --> 00:48:35,304 Right, we'd better ... - Yeah. 497 00:48:41,868 --> 00:48:45,577 The Brideshead Café, Frederik speaking. 498 00:49:00,508 --> 00:49:03,944 You just walked off. You left me standing there. 499 00:49:04,308 --> 00:49:05,946 Oh, not really. 500 00:49:13,388 --> 00:49:18,019 Where's my hot dog? - I had to eat it, didn't I? 501 00:49:20,908 --> 00:49:23,980 Sorry, I don't think you fooled them. 502 00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:29,042 I'm sure they don't suspect anything. 503 00:49:29,228 --> 00:49:33,222 I'm telling you, if you did that! With your sister-in-law! 504 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:37,224 A girl! I would kick you out on the spot. 505 00:49:50,268 --> 00:49:53,624 It's no good. Is it? 506 00:49:55,308 --> 00:49:57,185 Shouldn't I just go home? 507 00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,467 Yes. 508 00:50:01,468 --> 00:50:04,460 I have to pick up Jorgen tomorrow afternoon. 509 00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:09,387 Then I suppose I had better go now. 510 00:50:10,628 --> 00:50:12,187 Goodbye. 511 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:25,499 Perhaps you'd better stay? 512 00:50:34,828 --> 00:50:37,707 Jacob and Caroline. Adrian told me. 513 00:50:37,988 --> 00:50:41,140 He said he ran into them in Malmo, and they looked really guilty. 514 00:50:41,348 --> 00:50:43,021 Fuck him, fucking poof! 515 00:50:46,308 --> 00:50:47,867 Have you heard? 516 00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:52,301 They were such a great couple. The only happy couple on the scene. 517 00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:55,705 Oh, please! - Why did she have to barge in? 518 00:50:55,908 --> 00:50:57,467 You're no better. 519 00:50:57,668 --> 00:51:01,423 Sailor and I haven't been cottaging for yonks. 520 00:51:02,428 --> 00:51:05,898 Do you think he screws her? Do you think he licks her ... 521 00:51:06,228 --> 00:51:07,787 I should think so. 522 00:51:07,988 --> 00:51:11,618 What's the difference between drinking warm lager and eating pussy? 523 00:51:11,828 --> 00:51:12,943 Don't ask me! 524 00:51:13,148 --> 00:51:15,503 Lager always tastes of piss. 525 00:51:17,348 --> 00:51:19,988 I'm really in a tither. 526 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:24,221 What about Jorgen? 527 00:51:24,628 --> 00:51:29,748 He must be completely ... Gosh, this looks like Sailor's ... 528 00:51:32,028 --> 00:51:35,987 Do you want a beer? - I'd rather have a tequila slammer. 529 00:51:57,668 --> 00:51:58,783 Who is it? 530 00:51:58,988 --> 00:52:04,188 You needn't come down, I've a big strong ambulance driver to help me. 531 00:52:04,388 --> 00:52:07,460 I'll open the door. 532 00:52:50,948 --> 00:52:52,621 I'm homo! 533 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:02,417 This is Frank. He's our national pentathlon champion. 534 00:53:03,268 --> 00:53:07,182 Would you like a cup of coffee? - Could I have some juice? 535 00:53:07,388 --> 00:53:09,026 Get well soon. 536 00:53:14,228 --> 00:53:17,584 Wasn't I supposed to pick you up at four? 537 00:53:17,788 --> 00:53:20,428 I made a speedy recovery. 538 00:53:21,508 --> 00:53:23,704 The place looks really nice. 539 00:53:43,548 --> 00:53:45,425 Oh, God ... 540 00:53:46,628 --> 00:53:48,904 How many times did you meet? 541 00:53:49,468 --> 00:53:51,937 Not that many. - Pardon? 542 00:53:52,148 --> 00:53:53,707 Not that many. 543 00:53:53,908 --> 00:53:57,617 Not that many? That's more than once, right? 544 00:53:58,628 --> 00:54:00,221 How many times? 545 00:54:01,548 --> 00:54:04,984 How many times? - It's not like that. Not like us. 546 00:54:05,348 --> 00:54:07,100 Not like us? 547 00:54:09,868 --> 00:54:12,098 Has she been sleeping here? 548 00:54:14,148 --> 00:54:15,661 Just once. 549 00:54:19,788 --> 00:54:21,904 Jorgen please! 550 00:54:22,108 --> 00:54:23,826 Calm down! 551 00:54:24,028 --> 00:54:27,908 I won't see her again! I won't see her again, all right? 552 00:54:28,628 --> 00:54:30,266 I won't see her again. 553 00:54:31,748 --> 00:54:33,307 I won't see her again. 554 00:54:37,868 --> 00:54:42,021 "Dear Dorothy, I'm a man in his thirties, - 555 00:54:42,228 --> 00:54:46,017 - who has spent the past months chained to a hospital bed. 556 00:54:46,228 --> 00:54:48,583 When I'm discharged I discover - 557 00:54:48,788 --> 00:54:53,464 - that my partner has been sleeping with ... pardon my French, a woman. 558 00:54:53,668 --> 00:54:56,899 Have I been living a lie? 559 00:54:57,388 --> 00:55:01,461 Should I get a sex change? And can I get one on the NHS? 560 00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:06,458 Why won't you be serious for once? I'm sorry. 561 00:55:08,948 --> 00:55:10,461 What can I say? 562 00:55:12,548 --> 00:55:14,141 I love you. 563 00:55:17,028 --> 00:55:21,101 I do. I love you. 564 00:55:22,868 --> 00:55:24,984 I've really been missing you. 565 00:55:35,188 --> 00:55:36,587 Aren't they gorgeous? 566 00:55:43,388 --> 00:55:46,858 Near miss. -I can't judge distances anymore. 567 00:55:47,068 --> 00:55:48,900 I can't wait for my glass eye. 568 00:55:49,108 --> 00:55:51,748 I can't see a thing through this patch. 569 00:55:58,148 --> 00:56:00,867 Oh, Frederik. - I'm Sony. 570 00:56:10,188 --> 00:56:12,020 Hi, love. 571 00:56:12,228 --> 00:56:15,539 Did you have to work late again? - Yes. 572 00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:17,261 I'll bet. 573 00:56:24,188 --> 00:56:26,464 Aren't you staying for dinner? - No. 574 00:56:26,668 --> 00:56:30,423 Sailor is taking me to a Kiri Te Kanawa concert. 575 00:56:32,868 --> 00:56:37,465 Take care. - You take care of him, or else! 576 00:56:37,668 --> 00:56:39,261 Bye. 577 00:56:41,868 --> 00:56:44,303 Listen, shouldn't we get some help? 578 00:56:45,628 --> 00:56:48,746 A psychologist or a therapissed ... - You mean a therapist? 579 00:56:48,948 --> 00:56:51,906 Well, let's start with a therapissed. 580 00:56:58,628 --> 00:57:00,187 What do you say? 581 00:57:02,348 --> 00:57:07,263 A marriage counsellor? Fine. But I refuse to play Ophelia. 582 00:57:07,468 --> 00:57:10,984 Try and find the core of your relationship. 583 00:57:11,188 --> 00:57:13,907 Do things together. 584 00:57:14,108 --> 00:57:17,703 Like washing up together. - We have a dishwasher. 585 00:57:17,908 --> 00:57:22,459 Fine. But really dirty dishes ... Do you know what I mean? 586 00:57:22,668 --> 00:57:24,227 Yes. - No. 587 00:57:24,428 --> 00:57:29,821 Or folding laundry. A tablecloth or a sheet. 588 00:57:33,348 --> 00:57:35,385 A sheet. - It's a metaphor. 589 00:57:35,588 --> 00:57:37,181 Get up. 590 00:57:40,308 --> 00:57:42,060 Here's a sheet. 591 00:57:43,508 --> 00:57:45,067 Fold it. 592 00:58:03,788 --> 00:58:07,577 You see, you really have to be sensitive to the other person. 593 00:58:11,548 --> 00:58:14,108 Good. We'll work on that next time. 594 00:58:20,628 --> 00:58:23,507 How did that feel? Try and put it into words. 595 00:58:24,348 --> 00:58:27,739 Well, at first I thought it was really hard. 596 00:58:28,308 --> 00:58:32,222 Perhaps we should go out to dinner. - Ask Jorgen. 597 00:58:32,868 --> 00:58:35,257 Do you want to go out to dinner? 598 00:58:36,148 --> 00:58:37,661 I'm not hungry. 599 00:58:37,868 --> 00:58:44,308 Right, that's it for today. Remember: it's all right to cuddle. 600 00:58:44,508 --> 00:58:46,977 But no sex. - I hope that's OK by you. 601 00:58:47,188 --> 00:58:48,747 Absolutely. 602 00:58:56,068 --> 00:58:57,627 No thanks. 603 00:58:59,988 --> 00:59:02,104 Delicious, eh? - Cruelty to animals .. 604 00:59:02,308 --> 00:59:03,218 No way. 605 00:59:05,108 --> 00:59:09,659 Actually I read that when the peasant rings his little bell, - 606 00:59:09,868 --> 00:59:12,587 - all the geese come running to be fed. 607 00:59:12,788 --> 00:59:15,348 They wouldn't if it hurt, would they? 608 00:59:15,548 --> 00:59:17,459 I know the feeling. - What? 609 00:59:17,908 --> 00:59:19,501 Nothing. 610 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:26,579 Shall we go to the cinema? - I have to get up early. 611 00:59:26,788 --> 00:59:29,860 Shall we go for a walk? Walk home? - In the rain? 612 00:59:35,748 --> 00:59:37,307 Yes. 613 00:59:52,628 --> 00:59:57,179 I could take a couple of days off. We could go to Paris. 614 00:59:58,108 --> 01:00:02,102 If you like. And we don't have to eat foie gras. 615 01:00:06,908 --> 01:00:09,946 We really must be going. - Hi, darling ... 616 01:00:16,508 --> 01:00:19,864 You're late. How was the meeting? - All right. 617 01:00:21,108 --> 01:00:24,260 Where have you been? - Nowhere. Just ... 618 01:00:24,468 --> 01:00:26,903 On his building site. They're so busy. 619 01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:30,385 It's wonderful to see you. - Hi, Mum. 620 01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:33,865 Dad and I just stopped by on our way to the theatre. 621 01:00:34,068 --> 01:00:35,945 We brought you a little something. 622 01:00:36,148 --> 01:00:39,823 Nothing fancy, we just thought ... 623 01:00:40,028 --> 01:00:42,861 Thanks. 624 01:00:43,068 --> 01:00:45,628 We'll be off, then. 625 01:00:45,828 --> 01:00:50,140 Off to the gas station. - The Gas Plant Theatre. 626 01:00:50,348 --> 01:00:55,218 To see that blonde who's in The Celebration. 627 01:00:55,428 --> 01:00:58,739 Right, we'll be off, then. So good to see you, darling. 628 01:00:58,948 --> 01:01:00,859 - Bye. - Bye, Dad. 629 01:01:02,828 --> 01:01:04,387 Bye-bye. 630 01:01:08,948 --> 01:01:11,622 Christ, what a day. 631 01:01:12,748 --> 01:01:15,866 Thank God we're going away tomorrow. 632 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:20,780 You smell of metal. 633 01:01:50,028 --> 01:01:53,180 God, you're gorgeous. Isn't she gorgeous? 634 01:01:53,388 --> 01:01:56,062 Definitely. - Thanks. 635 01:02:01,308 --> 01:02:03,299 I'm just going to take a pee. 636 01:02:20,588 --> 01:02:22,226 Jorgen? 637 01:02:33,748 --> 01:02:35,341 Won't you come out? 638 01:02:36,228 --> 01:02:37,741 No. 639 01:02:38,548 --> 01:02:41,108 We have to go in a minute. 640 01:02:42,468 --> 01:02:44,618 I don't want to. 641 01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:48,177 What don't you want? 642 01:02:49,828 --> 01:02:51,819 I don't want anything. 643 01:03:19,508 --> 01:03:22,580 At some point you're going to have to do things by yourself. 644 01:03:24,508 --> 01:03:26,067 I'm sorry. 645 01:03:29,188 --> 01:03:33,819 Are you ... you know, gay? 646 01:03:36,188 --> 01:03:38,702 Yes, I am. 647 01:03:39,868 --> 01:03:43,862 It's just because I, you know, like, I think I might be too. 648 01:03:44,228 --> 01:03:45,502 I see. - I was wondering ... 649 01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:49,144 Maybe you could get me some, you know, like, brochures? 650 01:03:49,348 --> 01:03:51,624 Yes, of course. 651 01:03:52,428 --> 01:03:54,305 Cheers. 652 01:03:58,748 --> 01:04:01,706 How about a stint on a school ship? - A school ship? Yes ... 653 01:04:03,388 --> 01:04:06,585 How about suicide? 654 01:04:10,588 --> 01:04:13,421 It's just not on, is it? 655 01:04:13,628 --> 01:04:18,418 I don't think I can do this ... - No, I know. 656 01:04:20,828 --> 01:04:22,785 I'm pregnant. 657 01:04:24,868 --> 01:04:27,337 I haven't told Tom yet. 658 01:04:28,548 --> 01:04:30,221 I could get an ... 659 01:04:32,628 --> 01:04:36,337 I mean, if you don't want to. I don't even know what / want. 660 01:04:36,548 --> 01:04:39,062 I don't know what to do. I'm sorry. 661 01:04:39,268 --> 01:04:41,623 Are you pregnant? 662 01:04:41,828 --> 01:04:43,580 But that's wonderful. 663 01:04:43,908 --> 01:04:46,468 Of course you're going to have that baby. We are. 664 01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:55,821 Hi. 665 01:04:56,348 --> 01:04:58,305 Hi, love. - Jorgen ... 666 01:04:58,508 --> 01:05:01,739 No, wait. There's something I want to say. 667 01:05:02,108 --> 01:05:04,304 I've been practising all day. 668 01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:12,498 I'm sorry it's taken me so long. 669 01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:16,099 I'm just a country lad. 670 01:05:16,468 --> 01:05:20,621 And there's something else too. Shouldn't we drop counselling? 671 01:05:20,828 --> 01:05:23,468 We can handle this, we have done before. 672 01:05:28,588 --> 01:05:30,147 There you go. 673 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,947 Hi, darling. 674 01:05:39,428 --> 01:05:42,261 Where's Oskar? - At Andreas' house. 675 01:05:54,028 --> 01:05:55,541 Listen. 676 01:05:55,748 --> 01:05:59,662 I'm really sorry I've been so weird lately. 677 01:05:59,868 --> 01:06:01,939 The thing is, I'm pregnant. 678 01:06:03,028 --> 01:06:04,587 Are you pregnant? 679 01:06:05,788 --> 01:06:08,826 Are we having a baby? Oh, darling ... 680 01:06:10,268 --> 01:06:13,943 I want to have that baby. - You want and want and want! 681 01:06:14,148 --> 01:06:17,743 You know I want to have children. I always have. You know that. 682 01:06:17,948 --> 01:06:21,179 Are you trying to stop me? 'Cos I would never try and stop you. 683 01:06:21,388 --> 01:06:24,506 I love you. I would never do that to you. 684 01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:29,179 I think you should leave now. 685 01:06:29,868 --> 01:06:32,860 God, we're really good at this, aren't we? 686 01:06:44,028 --> 01:06:45,939 Anybody home? 687 01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,619 Good party yesterday? 688 01:06:49,828 --> 01:06:53,583 Caroline is ... She's got a bun in the oven. 689 01:06:53,788 --> 01:06:56,382 Caroline is pregnant. 690 01:06:56,588 --> 01:06:58,579 You're going to be an uncle. 691 01:06:58,788 --> 01:07:00,426 Congratulations. 692 01:07:01,948 --> 01:07:04,827 Shouldn't they be put in a vase? 693 01:07:06,028 --> 01:07:08,497 Actually, I brought you something. 694 01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:11,346 There you go. 695 01:07:11,908 --> 01:07:15,663 Smells better than your usual eau-de-poof. 696 01:07:17,828 --> 01:07:21,139 Well, I'd better be getting home to mumsy. 697 01:07:22,908 --> 01:07:25,138 Don't bother getting up. Bye. 698 01:07:33,908 --> 01:07:36,582 What's wrong? Was it the aftershave? 699 01:07:36,788 --> 01:07:39,587 Haven't you got it yet, you stupid twat? 700 01:07:40,548 --> 01:07:41,504 What? 701 01:07:41,708 --> 01:07:46,464 Why can't you do anything right? You never could! 702 01:07:47,228 --> 01:07:50,220 What have I done? - Haven't you got it yet? 703 01:07:51,028 --> 01:07:53,417 They're fucking! 704 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:58,697 Your wife is fucking my husband. Are you blind? 705 01:08:08,948 --> 01:08:11,747 You just have to twist it like this ... 706 01:08:28,588 --> 01:08:32,707 Have you been kicked out? Where are you going to stay? 707 01:08:33,508 --> 01:08:36,022 You can't move in with your parents. 708 01:08:36,228 --> 01:08:39,459 Welcome, Caroline. How wonderful that you two ... 709 01:08:39,668 --> 01:08:42,137 Would you pass the gravy? - Of course. 710 01:08:42,348 --> 01:08:46,103 I'm so glad to be of help. And we have loads of space. 711 01:08:46,308 --> 01:08:49,346 The prodigal son returns. - Isn't it wonderful? 712 01:08:49,548 --> 01:08:51,300 Yes. Cheers. - Cheers, everyone. 713 01:08:51,508 --> 01:08:53,181 Sorry! 714 01:08:58,108 --> 01:09:01,783 Happy Birthday to Jorgen ... 715 01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:09,499 I've always dreamt of having a birthday like this. 716 01:09:11,508 --> 01:09:13,146 I'm sorry. 717 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:20,664 Happy Birthday. - Forget it. 718 01:09:26,148 --> 01:09:29,937 Yeah, take the bloody thing. After all, your mother made it. 719 01:09:30,148 --> 01:09:32,185 I suppose she's well pleased? 720 01:09:34,228 --> 01:09:38,859 I'm just going to make us a nice cup of tea and sandwiches. 721 01:09:43,348 --> 01:09:45,021 Happy Birthday. 722 01:09:47,788 --> 01:09:49,347 Happy Birthday. 723 01:09:49,548 --> 01:09:53,587 We couldn't abandon you, today of all days. 724 01:09:53,788 --> 01:09:55,301 Cheer up, eh? 725 01:09:56,748 --> 01:10:00,457 Well, well, I thought he found himself a nuclear family. 726 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:04,502 Jorgen, no! Don't let him! 727 01:10:04,708 --> 01:10:09,384 They've been impossible to lay hands on since they were banned. 728 01:10:09,588 --> 01:10:11,465 This one's worth a fortune! 729 01:10:11,668 --> 01:10:14,421 It was my grandfather's. - Don't let him take everything! 730 01:10:14,628 --> 01:10:16,938 It was his grandfather's. - Still! 731 01:10:21,188 --> 01:10:24,146 There's been a fuck-up with the moving van. 732 01:10:24,348 --> 01:10:28,307 I've been calling all morning but he's not answering. 733 01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:31,143 This is Nynne. - Synne! 734 01:10:31,348 --> 01:10:33,180 Sorry. - That's all right. 735 01:10:33,388 --> 01:10:35,948 Synne by name, sin by nature. 736 01:10:36,268 --> 01:10:39,340 Sandwiches! 737 01:10:39,548 --> 01:10:41,346 Thank God you called. 738 01:10:41,548 --> 01:10:45,621 I was lying on the sofa considering whether to slit my wrists. 739 01:10:45,828 --> 01:10:48,820 Sailor'd said he'd come over though it isn't Tuesday or ... 740 01:10:49,028 --> 01:10:49,984 What do you do? 741 01:10:50,188 --> 01:10:52,225 I've got my A-levels this summer - 742 01:10:52,428 --> 01:10:58,344 - and then I'd like to to something with design or media ... multimedia. 743 01:10:58,548 --> 01:11:01,017 Any good-looking girls in your class? 744 01:11:01,228 --> 01:11:04,266 Well, there's these two girls called Christine ... 745 01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:05,981 And he stood me up! 746 01:11:07,188 --> 01:11:11,705 Oh well, fuck him! Or rather no more fucking him, I'm fed up. 747 01:11:11,908 --> 01:11:14,900 Of course you are. 748 01:11:15,108 --> 01:11:17,907 Aren't you going to tell Jorgen about ... 749 01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:21,226 We've fenced the whole cottage garden. 750 01:11:21,428 --> 01:11:23,385 It cost 22,000! 751 01:11:23,588 --> 01:11:25,545 Why on earth... 752 01:11:25,748 --> 01:11:27,898 So the cats won't get run over. 753 01:11:28,108 --> 01:11:31,180 22,000? You could have them shot for 1500. 754 01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:33,459 No. That'd cost a grand apiece. 755 01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:36,547 Why do you keep cats anyway? - You wouldn't understand. 756 01:11:36,748 --> 01:11:41,743 Why don't you have them put down? What with Adrian's allergy and all? 757 01:11:41,948 --> 01:11:47,227 You never told me about your allergy. - You never asked. 758 01:11:54,108 --> 01:11:57,146 Will you shut the fuck up! 759 01:12:01,948 --> 01:12:05,498 I bear a deep sorrow. Don't you understand? 760 01:12:09,228 --> 01:12:10,866 My beloved ... 761 01:12:13,148 --> 01:12:16,778 My beloved has left me. Do you understand? 762 01:12:19,908 --> 01:12:23,060 I'm in the middle of a crisis. 763 01:12:24,948 --> 01:12:26,939 Wow, are you gay? 764 01:12:27,148 --> 01:12:29,537 All right, out! - What? 765 01:12:29,748 --> 01:12:33,662 That's enough. Off you go. This way. 766 01:12:33,868 --> 01:12:36,621 Bye. Out you go. 767 01:12:43,068 --> 01:12:45,901 "Gay!" - Please leave. 768 01:12:47,588 --> 01:12:51,741 You too. Please leave. All of you. - Come on. 769 01:12:54,988 --> 01:12:58,185 We were only trying to help. - Come along, Palle. 770 01:12:58,868 --> 01:13:00,620 See you. 771 01:13:01,908 --> 01:13:03,501 You too, Frederik. 772 01:14:14,428 --> 01:14:17,307 Please go now. 773 01:15:04,428 --> 01:15:06,897 What do you want? - The door was open ... 774 01:15:07,108 --> 01:15:08,781 What do you want? 775 01:15:08,988 --> 01:15:11,184 Well, my parents kicked me out ... 776 01:15:11,388 --> 01:15:13,140 Why? 777 01:15:13,508 --> 01:15:16,307 I said I wanted to sail on that school ship. 778 01:15:16,508 --> 01:15:18,306 That's no reason to kick you out. 779 01:15:18,508 --> 01:15:21,307 Well, I also told them I was, you know, like, gay. 780 01:15:21,508 --> 01:15:23,306 Right. Come in. 781 01:15:24,948 --> 01:15:26,700 You can sleep on the sofa. 782 01:15:27,108 --> 01:15:30,385 Wow, you have, like, really good taste! 783 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,701 This whole area ... 784 01:15:33,908 --> 01:15:35,899 Wait! 785 01:15:36,108 --> 01:15:39,658 First we need to work out who's bringing cake to the next meeting. 786 01:15:39,868 --> 01:15:42,781 I could whip up one of those pound cakes. 787 01:15:42,988 --> 01:15:47,107 Pound of flour, pound of sugar. - Excellent! Go on. 788 01:16:18,188 --> 01:16:21,704 That's ... - I just wanted to drop off the keys. 789 01:16:21,908 --> 01:16:23,421 The green one. 790 01:16:29,108 --> 01:16:31,304 I don't need them, so just ... 791 01:16:32,868 --> 01:16:35,508 Have a nice weekend. - Bye. 792 01:16:40,268 --> 01:16:43,943 If you're going to walk around half naked, do it in your own room. 793 01:16:55,108 --> 01:16:57,941 Do you want feta cheese in ... - That'll do fine. 794 01:16:58,148 --> 01:17:01,504 And don't worry about the sausage, it's organic. 795 01:17:02,068 --> 01:17:05,345 Stop drawing, Hans-Henrik. We're going to eat now. 796 01:17:05,548 --> 01:17:07,824 Would you like to start? - Thanks. 797 01:17:09,828 --> 01:17:11,387 No, thanks! 798 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:14,301 There he is. 799 01:17:14,548 --> 01:17:15,982 Good evening, son. 800 01:17:16,188 --> 01:17:20,022 Svendsen says hello. You know, from the riding school. 801 01:17:20,428 --> 01:17:22,738 Isn't this nice? - Caroline? 802 01:17:24,468 --> 01:17:28,302 What the hell are you at? You're coming home with me. 803 01:17:28,508 --> 01:17:30,146 Oskar misses you. - You'd better go. 804 01:17:30,348 --> 01:17:33,227 Shut up, you fucking faggot. Fucking poof! 805 01:17:33,428 --> 01:17:35,578 This isn't the time. 806 01:17:35,788 --> 01:17:40,544 You'd better have an abortion 50 you don't give birth to a poof. 807 01:17:42,868 --> 01:17:45,747 Come with me. 808 01:17:51,788 --> 01:17:54,507 Should! ...? - No, Dad. 809 01:18:01,788 --> 01:18:05,497 Did he hit you? - No, of course not! 810 01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:08,268 I'm sorry. - Isn't there anything we can do? 811 01:18:08,468 --> 01:18:12,382 Look, I'm really, really sorry. 812 01:18:15,948 --> 01:18:17,541 Is it true? - What? 813 01:18:17,748 --> 01:18:21,343 Is Caroline ...? - Yes. 814 01:18:21,548 --> 01:18:24,825 Am I going to be a grandmother? - Yes, Mum. 815 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:29,224 I think I need something stronger. How about a whisky? 816 01:18:29,428 --> 01:18:30,145 Yes ... 817 01:18:30,348 --> 01:18:34,501 No! I just passed the half-year mark. I'll have some water. 818 01:18:40,548 --> 01:18:43,222 What are you doing? - I have to go. 819 01:18:44,668 --> 01:18:48,104 I mean, what about Oskar? I can't just leave him. 820 01:18:49,268 --> 01:18:50,542 He can move in with us. 821 01:18:50,748 --> 01:18:53,217 Look, I'm needed. - I need you. 822 01:18:53,428 --> 01:18:56,307 No, actually you don't. - Please don't go. Won't you ... 823 01:18:56,508 --> 01:18:58,385 No. - I'll work something out. 824 01:18:58,588 --> 01:19:02,138 We're going to have a baby. - Exactly ... 825 01:19:02,348 --> 01:19:06,262 Oskar can come any time. I'll find us another place to live. 826 01:19:06,468 --> 01:19:08,106 We could get married. 827 01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:23,217 Will you marry me? 828 01:19:26,228 --> 01:19:29,459 This is so exciting! You're getting married! 829 01:19:30,388 --> 01:19:32,186 But I thought he was ... 830 01:19:32,388 --> 01:19:35,699 It's just because ... Not that that's important, - 831 01:19:35,908 --> 01:19:39,697 - but there's all that business about custody. 832 01:19:39,908 --> 01:19:43,219 We would be sending a signal ... 833 01:19:45,428 --> 01:19:48,147 I haven't got a clue what to do. - Hold this. 834 01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:51,978 There's nothing disgusting about it as long as he's being breastfed. 835 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:22,426 Is Oskar home? - No. 836 01:20:23,988 --> 01:20:25,581 May I come in? - No. 837 01:20:26,268 --> 01:20:29,386 If there's anything I can do ... - Go away, Anja. 838 01:20:29,668 --> 01:20:31,818 I brought you cakes. - Just go, Anja. 839 01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:34,986 Custard pies. You used to love custard pies. 840 01:20:37,028 --> 01:20:39,178 Right, I'll be off. 841 01:20:40,668 --> 01:20:42,898 I'm sorry, but I have to get to work. 842 01:20:43,108 --> 01:20:45,179 You know ... - Air traffic. 843 01:20:46,628 --> 01:20:51,782 Perhaps air traffic isn't the most important thing in the world. 844 01:20:51,988 --> 01:20:55,265 Off you go. - Give us a kiss. 845 01:20:55,468 --> 01:20:57,937 Look, we've been through this a hundred times. 846 01:20:58,148 --> 01:21:00,583 You're banned for two weeks. - Can I call you? 847 01:21:00,788 --> 01:21:04,941 Three weeks. That means until the ... You work it out. 848 01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:13,104 And Our Lord Jesus Christ says: 849 01:21:13,308 --> 01:21:18,462 "A man must leave his father and mother - 850 01:21:18,668 --> 01:21:23,947 - and be bound to his wife ... no, not like that ... 851 01:21:24,148 --> 01:21:26,583 ... and the two will become one flesh." 852 01:21:26,788 --> 01:21:29,621 Thank God, you got to keep the fiat. Can you afford it? 853 01:21:29,828 --> 01:21:33,378 I'm renting it out. - At least they didn't get it. 854 01:21:33,588 --> 01:21:35,818 You're better off without him. 855 01:21:37,188 --> 01:21:40,624 Just trying to help. 856 01:21:42,028 --> 01:21:44,827 What about that cab? -I can't get through. 857 01:21:45,028 --> 01:21:48,464 You'll really get to know the city. 858 01:21:48,668 --> 01:21:52,059 Paris is just magnifique in the spring. 859 01:21:52,268 --> 01:21:55,818 Fuck, yes! All the chestnut trees will be in blossom. 860 01:21:56,028 --> 01:21:59,862 I'd love to come and visit. How about the first week in July? 861 01:22:00,068 --> 01:22:04,266 All the cab companies are on strike because of some take-over. 862 01:22:04,468 --> 01:22:06,584 I have to go, or I'll miss my plane. 863 01:22:06,788 --> 01:22:10,747 I could give Per from bowling a ring. He drives a Mazda. 864 01:22:10,948 --> 01:22:13,383 Off you go, Dip-Inge! 865 01:22:16,148 --> 01:22:18,458 Let the wake begin! 866 01:22:18,668 --> 01:22:21,740 And so I ask you, Jacob Stolze, - 867 01:22:21,948 --> 01:22:27,546 - do you take Caroline Baumgarten to be your lawful wedded wife? 868 01:22:34,108 --> 01:22:37,658 And so I ask you, Jacob Stolze, - 869 01:22:37,868 --> 01:22:41,657 - do you take Caroline Baumgarten ... 870 01:22:41,868 --> 01:22:45,304 ... for better or for worse ... 871 01:22:47,788 --> 01:22:50,348 Will you marry me? 872 01:22:53,588 --> 01:22:56,899 Yes, I will marry you. 873 01:22:57,108 --> 01:23:00,419 I'll be with you for better or for worse. 874 01:23:09,228 --> 01:23:10,901 I love you. 875 01:23:12,588 --> 01:23:15,023 I love you too. 876 01:23:16,708 --> 01:23:18,665 We'll work it out. - Yes. 877 01:23:33,148 --> 01:23:35,264 Jacob! 878 01:23:36,788 --> 01:23:38,426 Hurry! 879 01:23:40,388 --> 01:23:43,267 You did it! 880 01:23:43,468 --> 01:23:46,347 You're amazing! I love you! Not in that way. 881 01:23:49,068 --> 01:23:51,582 It's just been MOT'ed. 882 01:23:54,948 --> 01:23:56,427 And you know what? 883 01:23:56,628 --> 01:24:00,337 They make the most delicious créme brulée. 884 01:24:02,868 --> 01:24:05,986 I'm so glad you called, Inge. 885 01:24:06,668 --> 01:24:08,147 Per. - Palle. 886 01:24:08,348 --> 01:24:10,100 Adrian. - Hi. 887 01:24:16,908 --> 01:24:18,740 Bye. 888 01:24:22,388 --> 01:24:25,779 You can't do more than 250,000 on one of those electric motors. 889 01:24:25,988 --> 01:24:29,538 But a new one costs a fortune, so I just kept the old one. 890 01:24:31,028 --> 01:24:34,578 Jorgen? Jorgen! 891 01:24:36,788 --> 01:24:38,347 Gross! 892 01:24:38,548 --> 01:24:41,540 Where is he? - Oh, he's like ... 893 01:24:41,748 --> 01:24:44,308 He had to, like, you know ... 894 01:24:46,708 --> 01:24:50,338 Speak of I'll fucking Kill you! - He went to Paris. 895 01:24:50,548 --> 01:24:52,903 He's off to Paris on the plane. 896 01:24:53,108 --> 01:24:55,827 What? - At three o'clock. 897 01:24:59,388 --> 01:25:02,187 Keep your mouth shut and get some braces. 898 01:25:05,948 --> 01:25:08,064 The airport! Now! 899 01:25:08,268 --> 01:25:09,906 See you. 900 01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:23,217 The airport. - Strike. 901 01:25:23,428 --> 01:25:25,988 Pardon? - Cabs're on strike. 902 01:25:26,188 --> 01:25:29,897 I'll give you five hundred. - Do you think I'm a scab? 903 01:25:30,108 --> 01:25:31,701 Get out. 904 01:25:34,468 --> 01:25:37,540 If it's your horse, it will come back to you. 905 01:25:38,348 --> 01:25:40,544 What? - If you love each other ... 906 01:25:40,748 --> 01:25:43,342 No! Horse! Miss! 907 01:25:43,948 --> 01:25:46,462 Would you help me out? 908 01:25:46,668 --> 01:25:48,898 The cabs are ... 909 01:25:49,108 --> 01:25:53,579 It's along story, but the point is I really need a horse. 910 01:25:53,788 --> 01:25:56,018 Pardon? - May I borrow your horse? 911 01:25:56,228 --> 01:25:59,107 Out of the question. 912 01:25:59,308 --> 01:26:00,901 I really need to. 913 01:26:10,388 --> 01:26:13,301 Naughty! Handcuffs turn you on, eh? 914 01:27:23,908 --> 01:27:27,344 Can you stop that plane? Would you call the pilot? 915 01:27:27,548 --> 01:27:29,744 I'm afraid the plane just took off. 916 01:27:29,948 --> 01:27:34,260 Then you have to ... How do you ... What's that button? Sorry. 917 01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:37,382 I'm begging you. 918 01:27:37,588 --> 01:27:41,900 This is a matter of life and death. Of love. 919 01:27:42,468 --> 01:27:45,620 Great love that's been neglected for far too long. 920 01:27:45,828 --> 01:27:47,387 We can't have that. 921 01:27:48,268 --> 01:27:53,741 I've a very insistant young man in a tux with a bride's bouquet ... 922 01:27:53,948 --> 01:27:57,066 I'm sorry to bother you, really sorry, - 923 01:27:57,268 --> 01:28:00,738 - but you'll have to turn your plane around. 924 01:28:00,948 --> 01:28:03,781 You see, there's a man ... 925 01:28:03,988 --> 01:28:08,141 The man I love is on your plane, and he doesn't know I love him. 926 01:28:08,348 --> 01:28:11,261 There've been all these misunderstandings, - 927 01:28:11,468 --> 01:28:14,347 - and I thought I had to do something, but I don't. 928 01:28:14,548 --> 01:28:17,142 Oh, yes, my name is Jacob Stolze. 929 01:28:19,348 --> 01:28:21,498 He hung up. Perhaps he had to go. 930 01:28:21,708 --> 01:28:24,302 Or perhaps the phone broke. 931 01:28:58,268 --> 01:29:00,384 This is your captain speaking. 932 01:29:00,588 --> 01:29:04,297 A minor problem has arisen. We have to land right away. 933 01:29:04,508 --> 01:29:06,021 Don't panic ... 934 01:29:06,228 --> 01:29:10,426 It's just a communication problem. We will keep you informed. 935 01:30:02,308 --> 01:30:05,699 Hi. - Hi. 936 01:30:08,748 --> 01:30:10,386 Come on. 937 01:30:35,948 --> 01:30:39,020 Bloody queers! 938 01:31:15,348 --> 01:31:17,419 Could you give me a lift, sir? 939 01:31:20,788 --> 01:31:23,177 So you're not working today? - No. 940 01:31:23,828 --> 01:31:27,901 There are more important things in life than air traffic. 941 01:33:41,428 --> 01:33:46,184 Subtitles by:Scandinavian Text Service and JHS International ApS 66037

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