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[theme music]
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[music playing]
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MUSIC: Oh, you know you're
gonna get it 'cause it's
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hot right now, hot right now.
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Turn it up right now.
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Put your hands in the air
if you want it right now.
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Hey oh, hey oh, hot--
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Sorries I'm late.
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Bus driver wouldn't let me on.
- Why not?
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'Cause I didn't have the fare.
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I need a break, Meg.
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I need to win the
lottery, or do a kiss
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and tell, or have
a bad accident,
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get a compensation pay out.
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Well, we can all dream, Laura.
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Sorry, taxi was late.
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You can't afford taxis.
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It was Hugh's idea.
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Oh?
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We needed a bit
more time in bed.
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I'm ever so sore.
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Nice.
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Why are you sore?
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Well, Meg, when two people
love each other very much--
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OK, you don't love him.
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Excuse me, yes, I love Hugh.
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Ha, thanks, I love you, too.
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You can't love him.
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You've only just met.
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When you meet him,
you'll understand.
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He's sexy, and
sweet, and generous.
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He's taking all for lunch today.
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Really?
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Oh, hello, green
eyed monster Klaxon.
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I'm not jealous.
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Come on.
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I know you haven't had a
boyfriend in tres ages.
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It's not a big deal.
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It's just a dry patch.
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It's a fucking desert, mate.
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When was the last
time you had some pen?
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Pen?
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Pen.
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Penny P. Penetration.
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When was the last
time an actual penis
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went in your vagina?
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- Bunny!
- Answer.
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I don't know.
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It's 10, 12--
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- Days?
- No.
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Weeks?
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No, Laura.
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Fucking hell.
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10 years?
- Months.
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Why are you missing out months?
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Oh, right.
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10 month.
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10 month?
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Well, actually, I
think it's more like 12.
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Look, honestly, it
doesn't bother me.
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It's the least of my
worries at the moment.
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You need to get back
on the horse, Meg.
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[laughs]
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I think there are more
important things for me
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to get back on, actually,
like career ladders,
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and a course of Prozac.
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Priorities, Meg.
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12 months?
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Yeah, you know, after a
while it seals itself up.
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It's not a piercing.
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[music playing]
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[inaudible]
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Oh, god.
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This thing is slicing me in two.
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Camel toe check?
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Uh, affirmative.
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It's borderline
pornographic, mate.
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Can't believe no one's wanted
to shag you for 12 months.
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It's a choice!
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I don't want to be
one of these sluts who
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just sleeps with anyone,
no offense to you guys.
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I know how you feel.
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I'm picky, too.
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Hm.
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You want me to show you
how to pick up lads, I will.
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It's a piece of piece.
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Can I just say,
I'm not desperate.
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So I might not seal
the deal very often,
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but flirting is my forte.
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Is it?
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Famously.
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OK, guys, we need up to
1,000 entries for the big draw
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and then we can all go home.
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Can we?
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You all right, Meg?
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Big time.
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Don't worry about me, hot stuff.
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That's a nickname
that I have for you.
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Let's just stick with Josh.
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Anyway, as I was saying,
today is the big draw.
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So we needs lots of
entrants in to win the car.
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So you're just asking people
if they want to enter.
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Meg was actually
wondering if you wanted
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to enter her for the big draw.
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No, that's not allowed.
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I can't enter Meg.
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You can't enter Meg?
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No, of course not.
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So you-- you definitely
don't want to enter Meg.
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Trust me, it's not worth it.
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Uh, if I find any
of you cheating,
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you'll find yourselves
working elsewhere.
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Doesn't bear thinking about.
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And you must wipe down
these [inaudible]..
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You don't know what
germs the general public
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are harboring-- swine flu,
bird flu, mad cow, AIDS.
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Malcolm, you can't catch
AIDS from a [inaudible]..
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Let's just keep things
nice and tidy around here.
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You're tidy.
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- Sorry?
- Nothing.
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I didn't say anything.
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Flirting is your forte.
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OK, that wasn't my best work.
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Maybe he's just not
into lanky weirdos.
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- You're aiming too high, Meg.
- Come on.
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He's like, a seven.
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Exactly.
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You're a six, max.
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You could be a
seven, but you lose
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points for being desperate.
- What?
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Think of it this way, right?
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Did Katie Price go
through a dry patch
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then just snap up
Peter Andre like that?
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No.
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She had to sift through Dane
Bowers and Ace on "Gladiators"
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first.
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Right.
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Everyone does a dry run, Meg.
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OK, well a dry run
does sound a bit more fun
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than a dry patch.
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What, so I need to aim
low, like what, a six?
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Five?
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Four?
Really?
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Seriously, mate.
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The lower the better.
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I mean, I do see the logic.
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Well, no time
like the present.
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Come on.
Not here.
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I'm dressed like a
shit "Kill Bill."
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Meg, this is
Leeds City Center.
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The place is teeming
with low-hanging fruit.
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Get picking.
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[music playing]
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Oh, target!
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Target approaching.
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Oh my god, I know him.
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He used to be my halls at uni.
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MEG: Who is he?
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- He's called Sweaty Tom.
- Oh, god.
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Course he is.
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Oh, yeah, Meg.
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That's perfect lower
grade shit, easy.
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Tom!
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Hi!
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Oh, hey, Bunny.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm just visiting
family in Harrogate.
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We just came up the M1.
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But mum accidentally
came off early, so we
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went for a sandwich in Thirsk.
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I just had ham.
- Oh, yeah, Meg.
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That's definitely a five.
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TOM: I was going to have
to have cheese but--
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Look at that sweat.
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TOM: --I don't
really like cheese.
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Brilliant And he's talking
about sandwich fillings.
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I prefer just to eat the ham.
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He's perfect.
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I'm going in.
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It was quite nice.
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Hi.
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You shouldn't have.
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Actually my auntie just died.
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Yikes.
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Sorry, Tom.
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This is my cousin, Meg.
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Pleased to meet me.
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And not Laura.
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OK, so, hit me.
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What do you want to
talk to me about?
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Ask me anything.
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You studied law,
didn't you, Tom?
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Law?
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[inaudible] law?
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How's the law?
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I don't know.
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I did art.
- Oh?
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Picasso.
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Chop me ear off.
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Van Gogh.
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So, Tom, what are
you doing tonight?
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What am I doing tonight?
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Well, actually, my mate's
DJing at a house party.
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[beatboxing]
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OK, good.
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Meg would like to come to that.
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Really?
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Right.
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OK.
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You'd love that, wouldn't you?
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So text Bunny the address and
we'll meet you there at 8:00.
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OK.
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It's a date.
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Or is it?
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Casual.
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Cas.
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See later, then.
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Did you see me?
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Did you see me punching
below my weight?
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You're right.
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It does feel good.
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Possibly interest
you in a car--
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Is it a man or a woman?
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Hang on.
It's a man.
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BUNNY: Man.
- All right.
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Philips Goldfield.
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MEG: No.
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Excuse me sir, may I interest
you in our competition today?
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Get fucked, princess.
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- Yep, will do.
- Is it a politician?
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- Yes.
- Well, I'm not playing then.
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I don't know who that is.
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[music playing]
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Whoa, Laura,
you've done loads.
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I've only got one.
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Just [inaudible] my job.
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So watch and learn.
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All right, do you
want to win a car?
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You'll have to speak up, love.
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Car.
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Do you want it.
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Yes, please.
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Fill this in then.
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OK.
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And don't forget
your bank details.
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What'd she say?
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Bank, details, for the
prize money, I expect.
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OK.
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The aren't any prize money.
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It's a 6 pound entry charge.
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And make sure you sign it.
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Speak up, love.
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Nothing.
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On your way.
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Come back for the draw.
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Easy.
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This is not cricket.
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[music playing]
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Hi, could we get
a menu, please?
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- Ah, Meg, this is Hugh.
- What?
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- What?
- Hi, Meg.
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And that's Laura.
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So, Hugh, what do you do?
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I'm retired.
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And it's more a case of
who do I do at the moment.
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[giggling, kissing]
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Let's order some food.
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Oh, have whatever you like.
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It's on me.
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I've got some coupons to use up.
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I'm not hungry anymore.
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00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:00,433
Have you taken your tablet?
273
00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:01,200
[sighs]
274
00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,133
Well remembered.
275
00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:03,400
One before lunch.
276
00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:04,300
Arthritis.
277
00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,500
Right
278
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,167
So, Meg, Bunny tells me
you've got a date tonight.
279
00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:09,700
Who's the lucky chap?
280
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,933
Well he's called Sweaty Tom.
281
00:09:12,033 --> 00:09:13,200
He's really dull.
282
00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,700
He's only about a five.
283
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,033
He's basically idea.
284
00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:17,533
Meg's on a dry run.
285
00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:19,733
It's just a kind
of temporary measure.
286
00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:20,633
You know, filler.
287
00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:22,300
- So to speak.
- Hugh!
288
00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,200
[laughs]
289
00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,133
Sorry.
290
00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:25,933
Gosh, I have to
say, I'm learning.
291
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,000
I had no idea girls did that.
292
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,533
Yeah, they do.
293
00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:32,167
Sometimes they don't even
realize when they're doing it.
294
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:35,533
[moaning, giggling]
295
00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,800
[cooing, giggling]
296
00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:42,667
Give a light.
297
00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,533
Help the aged in there, Bunny.
298
00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:45,933
You don't understand.
299
00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:47,400
He's kinky as fuck.
300
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,333
He gets all fifty
shades in the bedroom.
301
00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:51,167
Well, he's
definitely very gray.
302
00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:53,067
Look, I really love him.
303
00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:54,067
He's my boyfriend.
304
00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:55,033
Boyfriend?
305
00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:56,267
Pensioner friend.
306
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:58,267
- So I'm dating an older man.
- Old man.
307
00:09:58,367 --> 00:09:59,733
You're dating an old man.
308
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,900
He's not old!
309
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,467
He has a walking stick.
310
00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:03,233
It's a staff!
311
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,100
And you are ageist!
312
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,133
MALCOLM: OK, ladies and
gentlemen, boys and girls,
313
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,000
without further ado, draw time!
314
00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:17,800
Right, and the winner
Zara Debenhams?
315
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:21,100
Zara Debenhams?
316
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:25,467
Do I have a Zara Debenhams?
317
00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,333
She must have gone home.
318
00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:28,800
Can I still do the photo?
319
00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:29,733
Oh, um--
320
00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:30,633
Yeah.
321
00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,167
Yeah.
322
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:34,500
"Northern Lights"
magazine this, Meg.
323
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,167
Take a picture of me having
my picture taken so I can
324
00:10:37,267 --> 00:10:39,000
use it as my profile picture.
325
00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:42,500
Right, Professor Megan,
that gentleman over there
326
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,700
is a doctor.
327
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,300
And yes, you can catch
AIDS from a [inaudible]..
328
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,900
If the [inaudible] was inserted
into the anus of an AIDS victim
329
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,367
and was then inserted into the
mouth of a healthy person, who
330
00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:54,233
just so happened to have
an open wound on the mouth,
331
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,667
such as a cold sore.
332
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:59,300
Case closed.
333
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,933
Meg, you're team
leader, aren't you?
334
00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,400
Uh, yes.
335
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:03,867
And I have the extra eight
pounds a month to prove it.
336
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,233
Great.
337
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:06,700
We need you to take the
car to the winner's house.
338
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,833
You can take somebody with you.
339
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:08,733
Ah, right.
340
00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:09,800
I see.
341
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,500
Shall we?
342
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,833
I need to stay here.
343
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,100
Yeah, I know.
344
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,033
[music playing]
345
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,633
This looks like one
of those villages people
346
00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:28,000
go to on their gap years.
347
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,833
GPS: You have reached
your destination.
348
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,800
God, what a dump.
349
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,700
Laura, that's
your mum's house.
350
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,000
My mum?
351
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:36,967
Oh, yeah.
352
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:37,900
That's mad.
353
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,700
I didn't even realize.
354
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,600
Laura, no.
355
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,267
Tell me you didn't.
356
00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:44,467
Surprise!
357
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:45,667
I did!
I won it!
358
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:46,667
I won the car!
359
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:47,833
Oh, darling, that's wonderful!
360
00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:48,833
Congratulations!
361
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:49,933
Laura, no.
362
00:11:50,033 --> 00:11:50,867
This is fraud!
363
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:52,367
We'll go to prison!
364
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,433
Oh my god, I'm aiding
and abetting fraud.
365
00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,567
Don't be such a
sore loser, Meg.
366
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:57,367
I won it.
367
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,633
Let's go to the party in it.
368
00:11:58,733 --> 00:11:59,533
Bunny, tell her!
369
00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:00,567
I said well done.
370
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,067
You cannot take this car.
371
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:05,967
[music playing]
372
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,800
Technically this is joyriding!
373
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:12,100
LAURA: Meg, I am not a criminal!
374
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,067
BUNNY: Oh, look.
375
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,033
There's Sweaty Tom.
376
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,567
LAURA: Ah, you moron.
377
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:18,533
Tom!
378
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:19,500
Tom!
379
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,867
Tom!
380
00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:23,267
Hi.
381
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,067
Is this the car from
the shopping center?
382
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,100
No, you're dreaming, mate.
383
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,967
Get off our backs about it.
384
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,467
[bell ringing]
385
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,200
Whose party is this?
386
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:32,933
Dunno.
387
00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:34,033
My mate's a DJ.
388
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,800
Should be fine.
389
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,800
Is it fancy dress?
390
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,167
No.
391
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:42,467
Then why are all these
people dressed as children?
392
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:51,200
Is that alcohol?
393
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,133
Yep.
394
00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:54,733
Oh, this party's
out of control.
395
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,000
Is it?
396
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,300
Who even are you?
397
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,067
I can't believe
randoms are here.
398
00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:00,133
It's OK.
399
00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,033
I'm with Tom.
400
00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:02,800
Who, the sweaty guy?
401
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,633
Yeah, I was at uni with him.
402
00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:05,633
Oh my god.
403
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,600
That must mean you're like, 21.
404
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,733
No, actually, I'm 24.
405
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:10,667
Wow.
406
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:11,700
That's so creepy.
407
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,633
You're so old.
408
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,367
I have to tweet that.
409
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:17,967
Well, you're a sad
virgin, probably.
410
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:19,233
I'm 15.
411
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,400
At least I don't have
a massive camel toe.
412
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,600
[gasps]
413
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,933
My mum shrunk them when
she did my washing for me!
414
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:27,033
[bell ringing]
415
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:28,733
What the hell?
416
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:29,667
I'm looking for Bunny.
417
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,900
Hello, you!
418
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,800
[moaning, giggling]
419
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:37,700
I am out of here.
420
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:42,167
Do you mind?
421
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:43,933
You're kind of killing the vibe.
422
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,567
She's in a retirement home.
423
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,600
What is wrong with people?
424
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,733
It's so ageist.
- Well, yes.
425
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,167
But I don't think
it's just that.
426
00:13:52,267 --> 00:13:54,633
I mean, I used to teach
some of this lot, too.
427
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:55,833
What do you mean, too?
428
00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:58,333
Oh, I was worried
you hadn't realized.
429
00:13:58,433 --> 00:13:59,733
Hi, Rasheen.
430
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,633
Bunny, don't you remember me?
431
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:02,567
No.
432
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,433
I was your teacher.
433
00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:05,567
At [inaudible]?
434
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:06,967
Dillard Junior.
435
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:07,867
Oh?
436
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:09,367
What, primary school?
437
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,500
Well, no wonder
I don't remember.
438
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,000
Such a small world.
439
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,367
So you don't think it's weird?
440
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,533
Um, no, why?
441
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:18,700
Is it weird?
442
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,100
Not to me.
443
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:26,267
You always were a naughty girl.
444
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:31,200
OK, I think it might be weird.
445
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,700
I'm just going to go
check with the girls.
446
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,067
Back in a sec.
447
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:37,800
See me at the end!
448
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,633
So.
449
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:40,733
So.
450
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:42,367
Here I am.
451
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,133
Yeah.
452
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,433
Here you are.
453
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:49,000
Here we both are.
454
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,167
Sorry, am I making you nervous?
455
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,567
No, uh, I always
sweat like this.
456
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,300
Cool.
457
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,233
Look, I, uh, just want to
say, whatever you're thinking
458
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:01,600
about us, not to put too
fine a point on that,
459
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,967
but uh, don't think I
wouldn't, you know, just 'cause
460
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:07,800
of the whole six five thing.
461
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:11,033
I'm just going to get a drink.
462
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:14,200
You've got a full one here!
463
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,700
Meg, I need a word.
464
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,533
OK, so, if you were
sleeping with someone,
465
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,233
and you thought
that you loved them,
466
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,167
and then you found out that they
were your old primary school
467
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,500
teacher, what would you do?
468
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,700
Oh my god, Huh?
469
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800
Mr. Morris?
470
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,033
He's from Dillard Junior!
471
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:33,967
I knew I recognized him.
472
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,267
I don't remember him.
473
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,733
Well, you never turned up.
474
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:39,967
I was just going to ask if
you thought it was creepy.
475
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,233
Laura, what do you think?
476
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,467
The beacon of morality.
477
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,300
I feel physically sick.
478
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,033
It's a bit Hugh-tery mate.
479
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,100
Hugh-tery.
480
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,600
So, what's the verdict?
481
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,333
Creepy.
482
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,033
It's monumentally creepy.
483
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,267
Why do people always say this?
484
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,800
You sound just like the PTA.
485
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:07,100
It is not creepy to take an
interest in young people,
486
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,633
especially if the
feeling is mutual.
487
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:09,733
Hm.
488
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:10,967
I mean, I suppose
it was creepy
489
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,767
that I chose to
run netball club,
490
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:16,367
like it was creepy that I
did a gym knicker check.
491
00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:20,267
There is nothing creepy
about having your favorites,
492
00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:23,933
watching them ripen, then
contacting them online
493
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:27,433
once they're of legal age.
494
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:28,600
Yeah.
495
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:29,600
Can you leave now, Mr. Morris.
496
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,733
Isn't it illegal, though?
497
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:36,500
Should we report
him to the police?
498
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,800
Uh, no, technically it's
not illegal, not like say,
499
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:40,967
stealing a car.
500
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,767
Everyone nick's
stuff from work, Meg.
501
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,433
Besides, it's just
a driving offense.
502
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:45,500
Cars.
503
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,600
People don't nick
cars from work, Laura.
504
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,100
This is a criminal offense.
505
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,867
It's called Grand Theft Auto.
506
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:51,833
[scoffs]
507
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:53,333
No, Meg.
508
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:56,600
That's a computer game in
America, not real, obviously.
509
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,333
The most we'll get is
points on our licenses.
510
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,033
Our licenses?
511
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:02,767
No, this is your scam.
512
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:06,067
I'm not prepared to be an
accessory to your crime, Laura.
513
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,267
Or should that be
Zara Debenhams?
514
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,000
Why are you being
such a boner about it?
515
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,667
No offense, but this
is total scambodia.
516
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:13,667
Fine.
517
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,167
I'll sort it out meself, then.
518
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,167
God, call yourself mates.
519
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,700
- Unbelievable.
- I know.
520
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,067
Where's she going?
I need a lift.
521
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,533
I need to shower.
I feel dirty.
522
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:23,467
Oh, whoa, wait.
523
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:24,733
Don't go.
524
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:28,300
Look, Tom doesn't seem
interested, at all, in anyway.
525
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,100
But flirting is your forte.
526
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,900
Well, I must be
rustier than I thought.
527
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,233
You can't even pull a five?
528
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,267
Oh em Jesus, Meg, I
am humiliated for you.
529
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:39,800
OK, look, I need
tips, a quick fix.
530
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:40,833
What do I talk to him about?
531
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,400
He's a bloke, Meg--
532
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,667
Playstation, football, lesbians.
533
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:45,700
Just be cool.
534
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,133
(WHISPERING)
Playstation, football.
535
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,400
Right, back on the horse.
536
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,333
Neigh.
537
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,300
Noo.
538
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,233
Oh.
539
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,533
Hi.
540
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:08,600
So, what were you doing in
there then, just being fit?
541
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,033
[gagging, retching]
542
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,633
Oh, is that all up now?
543
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:14,967
[retching]
544
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,833
I mean, I do like
watching people puke.
545
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:20,733
But it's no playing football,
do you know what I mean?
546
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,667
You play football?
547
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,167
Which position?
548
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,567
Well, I think it's more of
a spectator sport, isn't it?
549
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:27,833
Oh, right, yeah.
550
00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:29,767
Who do you support?
551
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:31,067
Britain.
552
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:32,467
When they're playing.
553
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:34,633
That last match--
[inaudible] plonker.
554
00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:36,067
[retching]
555
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:40,400
But I do prefer to unwind
on, say, the Playstation.
556
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,367
Oh, yeah?
557
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:42,367
Big time gamer.
558
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:43,967
I do actually play
the Sims a lot.
559
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,533
Do you want to see my
impression of a Sim?
560
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:46,467
No.
561
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:48,567
[nonsense speech]
562
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,267
You fucking geek.
563
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:54,767
Um, got to go and
do something else.
564
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:55,833
Lesbians!
565
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,133
Where?
566
00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:59,300
I was just remembering
because I've had loads
567
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,567
of girl on girl experiences.
568
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:02,633
Really?
569
00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:04,200
Who with?
570
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,533
Bunny.
571
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:06,833
We do it all the time.
572
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:09,700
I'm just constantly
licking her out.
573
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,333
Aren't you two related?
574
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:12,533
Just cousins.
575
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:14,900
Is that OK?
576
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,433
[music playing]
577
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:25,567
Shall we take it upstairs?
578
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:26,967
Yeah.
579
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:29,933
[rattling]
580
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:33,467
[music playing]
581
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,433
(WHISPERING) Sorry about this.
582
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:49,633
It's just my ex-boyfriend
still lives here.
583
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,833
I thought you said
you were a lesbian.
584
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:53,700
I am now.
585
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,067
That could be why we broke up.
586
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,800
So that's why I
live here in a loft,
587
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:02,100
like Anne Frank, a
lesbian, famously.
588
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,067
Sorry.
589
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,300
Do you mind if we don't
tell anyone about it?
590
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,600
Why, have you
got a girlfriend?
591
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,500
No, but it's just,
you know, one must know.
592
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,600
Why?
593
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,400
Well, I wouldn't want
people to find out.
594
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,267
What?
595
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,700
But I'm punching
below my weight.
596
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,633
OK, then.
597
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:25,033
Uh, excuse me, yes I am.
598
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:27,267
Because I haven't
had sex in 12 months.
599
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:29,867
And you're just a sweaty horse.
600
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:30,867
Right.
601
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,733
Is this a sexy role play thing?
602
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,333
Get out of my loft!
603
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,100
Loft
604
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,033
OK, going.
605
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:38,800
Actually, my hands
are kind of wet.
606
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,733
Have you got a towel.
607
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,533
I'll see myself out then.
608
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,067
[music playing]
609
00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:12,333
[knocking]
610
00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:13,333
Hi Mark.
611
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,700
[groaning]
612
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,033
Hi Meg.
613
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:24,500
Hi Mark.
614
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,400
Have you been crying?
615
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,633
No.
616
00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:29,100
Can I uh, help you with
absolutely anything at all?
617
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,967
You've got some
stuck to your cheek.
618
00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:34,533
[music playing]
619
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,333
Do you want to come in?
620
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:39,100
No.
621
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,667
[bell ringing]
622
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,000
Tell me you took the car back.
623
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,100
Not exactly.
624
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,367
[music playing]
625
00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:01,333
Bernard!
626
00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:02,267
Oh!
627
00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:03,333
Look!
628
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,433
[laughing]
629
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,833
Swiped some wine on
the way out, naughty.
630
00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:09,100
Bottle opener?
631
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,067
Mark's room.
632
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:11,267
Begs you not me.
633
00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:12,500
I know how to open
it with a lighter.
634
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:15,600
Oh, no.
635
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,967
That's beer.
636
00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:18,867
[smash]
637
00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:20,000
Oh, you tit!
638
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:20,933
Sink!
639
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:23,033
Bunny, put the plug in!
640
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,500
I think this is how
the French do it.
641
00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:30,733
So, tell us about
the dry run, Meg.
642
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:31,767
Sweaty room?
643
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,267
Oh, oh, it was very sexy.
644
00:22:33,367 --> 00:22:34,733
Bloody pair of animals, we were.
645
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,567
- Nothing happened did it?
- No.
646
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:37,500
Oh, this is a new low.
647
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,800
Um, hang on,
she stole the car.
648
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,700
True.
649
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,133
That was not a great move.
650
00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:43,967
Sorry, coming from the
girl who's been shagging
651
00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:45,333
her primary school teacher.
652
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,933
[snorting]
653
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,500
Let's take the piss
out of Meg again.
654
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,567
MEG: Um, I've just been
rejected by a man whose face
655
00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,367
resembles a water fountain.
656
00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:54,533
I think I've had the piss
taken out of me enough.
657
00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:58,000
[music playing]
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