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Dwight: Previously on Dwight
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in Shining Armor...
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Contrarian: Till today
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I'd never encountered
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the victim of a memory thief.
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Now, I've encountered three
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at once.
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Baldric: You mean to say,
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our memories
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have been stolen?
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Contrarian: They were taken
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without your knowledge
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or consent.
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Gretta: Which of our memories
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were stolen?
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Contrarian: I couldn't say.
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Find the thief.
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[upbeat music]
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- Ah.
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[sucking noises]
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Baldric: [humming]
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Jacopo: You must make sure
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these little brunches
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are just so.
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Dwight: All right,
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everybody ready?
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- Ah, champion boy!
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Champion boy!
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Behold, my beautiful buffet
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of brunches.
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- You mean
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the brunch buffet?
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Jacopo: So many little brunches
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of many shapes and sizes.
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See, we have
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little muffin brunches,
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and little pastry brunches
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and tiny little
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doughnutto brunches,
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all made with the blood,
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the sweat, and the tears
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of my Swine and Slosh cook.
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- Not literally the blood,
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the sweat, and the tears though,
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right?
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- What is literally?
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[phone ring tone]
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- Doors open
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in five minutes, everybody!
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Remember
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the Teacher Appreciation Brunch
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is the one day a year
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that we spoil our teachers,
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so pile on the love, guys.
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Oh, big smile, Gretta!
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Gretta: Ah.
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Dwight: Love the energy, Zeke!
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Hairnet, Baldric!
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Jacopo: Uh, hold still!
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I do it!
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Baldric: I-I've got it!
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Gah.
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Don't help me.
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- Ah, Sir Dwight.
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When do I perform
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for the peasant teachers?
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Dwight: Uh, let's say,
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15, 20 minutes
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after the buffet opens.
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Principal Shoemaker
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will make an announcement.
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Brodogg: And I will be ready.
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Dwight: Ha!
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Gretta: Oh, ooh.
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Ha.
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What a festive holiday,
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this Teacher's Appreciation Day.
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- Right? It is my favorite
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Woodside High tradition.
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Gretta: Hm?
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- Oh, uh.
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Just, uh.
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- Oh.
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Dwight: Nope, you don't, uh.
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- [slurps]
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Dwight: That's.
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- Ah.
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Dwight: Great.
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- Hand-squeezed.
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Dwight: 'Kay.
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Oh, you ready to roll, Zeke?
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Zeke: Yeah, I'll get
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a mix of videos and stills
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so we can optimize
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all social media platforms.
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Dwight: Nice.
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All right.
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Gretta: [sighs]
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Dwight: Everybody ready?
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- Si.
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Dwight: Baldric?
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Hm?
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Okay.
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It's showtime.
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[anticipatory music]
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Dwight: Hey everybody, welcome!
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Happy Teacher Appreciation
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Brunch!
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Come on in!
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Jacopo: Come, honored guests!
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- Hand-squeezed.
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Dwight: Let us teach you
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how to relax and be appreciated.
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[camera shutters]
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[squeak]
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- Dwight!
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Gretta!
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What are you doing in here?
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Dwight: Uuuuuh.
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Gretta: I c-couldn't say.
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Dwight: That is
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a great question.
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- Okay, well,
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how about you two
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take your business
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outside the faculty men's room?
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Both: Yeah.
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Dwight: That's,
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that's a good idea.
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Um, I'm, I'm just, I'm, yeah--
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[thunk]
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Dwight: Oh, um.
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Gretta: Lead on, Sir Dwight.
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Dwight: Okay.
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[fake chuckle]
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[creak]
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♪
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Dwight: [clears throat]
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[clang]
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Dwight: Gretta?
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Why are we wearing
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football helmets
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and shoulder pads?
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Gretta: Why do you have
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a bunny in a bag?
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Dwight: Eh-- What?
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Holy moly,
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I have a bunny in a bag!
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Gretta: That's what
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I just said.
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Dwight: Why? Why?
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Why do I have a bunny
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in a bag?
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Gretta: There must be
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a sensible explanation.
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Dwight: Well, I'm gonna need
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more like
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ten sensible explanations.
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Like, why were we
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in the faculty men's room...
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sharing a stall?
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Why are we dressed
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like football players?
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Why do I have a bunny
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in a bag?
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And why don't
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we remember anything?
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Okay, that's five.
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- 'Tis strange.
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[ominous music]
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- Yes, 'tis.
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- I hate to say it, Sir Dwight.
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- We're both thinking it.
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- Someone has stolen
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our memories.
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- Yep.
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Gretta: Someone here
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in this peasant school
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on this very morning.
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Dwight: Oh, that is so creepy.
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Gretta: Think, Sir Dwight!
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What's the last thing
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you remember?
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- Uh, I, uh, um, uh,
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the Teacher Appreciation Brunch.
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- Ah, yes.
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To the faculty lounge!
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Dwight: [grunts]
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Dwight: Okay, so about
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a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta,
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and she was in big trouble,
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'cause she had lots of enemies,
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and not a lot of friends.
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♪
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So, her court magician, Baldric
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cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
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to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell
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with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's
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big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ahhh!
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[kiss]
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they got me.
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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[brushing]
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Dwight: [breathless huh]
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Principal Shoemaker,
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what happened?
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Principal: Raccoons.
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Gretta: Pardon?
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- Well, a whole pack of them.
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I didn't see it myself,
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but apparently they uh,
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ransacked the brunch buffet.
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- [breathless huh]
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Foofoo!
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Dwight: Foofoo?
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Brodogg: I was sick
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with worry.
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Oh, how's my little Foofoo, huh?
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How's my little bunnikins?
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Yeah.
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Principal: Okay,
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careful, people.
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You're gonna track
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orange juice everywhere.
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Okay, come on.
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Brodogg: I missed you.
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Oh, good--
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- Foofoo is your bunny?
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Brodogg: Oh, Foofoo,
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who would I pull out
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of my hat if I lost you?
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[mwah]
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Dwight: Oh, she's part
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of your magic show.
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Gretta: Ah, see, there is
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always a sensible explanation.
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Dwight: But how come
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I had her?
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- 'Twas a time of chaos,
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Sir Dwight.
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Dwight: 'Twas?
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Gretta: When?
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Brodogg: During
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my spectacular performance
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for the peasant teachers?
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- What happened?
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- Mayhem!
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Dwight: You mean
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the raccoon attack?
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- 'Twas no raccoon, Sir Dwight.
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- 'Twasn't?
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- 'Twas a speed demon.
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Both: A speed demon?
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- Don't you remember?
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Gretta: Uh.
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Dwight: The last thing
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I remember was
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we were setting up
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for the Teacher's
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Appreciation Brunch,
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Principal Shoemaker was
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by the mic,
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Gretta was holding
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the orange juices,
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you were backstage,
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Zeke was getting ready
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to video...
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Where's Zeke?
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Maybe he has video
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of what happened.
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[piano ring tone]
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- Wait.
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[piano ringtone]
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Gretta: Where is that?
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[gasp]
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Dwight: That's Zeke's phone.
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- Why is it in a fruity tart?
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Dwight: Locked.
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Of course.
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We have to find Zeke.
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- Did either of you witness
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the raccoon attack?
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- Not personally.
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I was watching the magic show
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when it happened.
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Female Teacher: I was buttering
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my sticky buns.
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Zeke: Um, have uh,
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raccoons ever disrupted
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a school activity before?
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Female Teacher: Hm, there was
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one time back in '86 or '87,
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uh, the raccoons got
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into the snack shack
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at the football stadium,
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they ate all the nacho cheese.
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Dwight: Oh! Zeke!
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Zeke: Thank you guys.
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Dwight: Hi!
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Hi, hi.
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Hope you enjoyed the brunch--
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Hi.
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Zeke: Dwight, Gretta.
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Good to see you.
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We need all our people power
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on this raccoon attack story,
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all right?
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I want an exclusive online
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before sixth period.
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Dwight: Zeke,
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did you get any pictures
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of whatever happened
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at the brunch?
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- [huffs]
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I don't know,
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I can't find my phone.
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Where was it?
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Gretta: In a fruity tart.
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- Fruity tart?
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Wh- Why was my phone
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in a fruity tart?
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Dwight: You don't remember?
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- Uh, no.
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Gretta: Show us our self-mes.
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Zeke: Uh, okay.
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Principal: Joining us today,
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exclusively for
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our Teacher Appreciation Brunch,
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I am proud to present
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the one and only--
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Dwight: Oh, there I am.
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Principal:
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Brodogg the Astonishing!
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[clapping]
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[magical noise]
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[clapping]
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Audience: Oh!
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Brodogg: Who wants to see
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some magic?
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Yes.
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[magical noise]
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[crazed laughing]
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Zeke: What was that?
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Gretta: The speed--
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Dwight: The speeeecies
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of raccoon, yeah,
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that's the one.
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Aggressive little guys.
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[crazed gibberish]
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Brodogg: [sounds of discomfort]
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Get him off!
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Demon: [aggressive noises]
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[satisfied hmm]
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Zeke: You ever see
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a raccoon do that?
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Dwight: [noncommittal] Uh, yeah.
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Zeke: What is that thing?
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- You, you know, I can't,
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uh, uh,
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I can't really make it out,
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it's, uh, pretty,
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okay, yeah, now,
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I see it now.
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- Brodogg called it
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the speed demon.
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Zeke: The, the speed what?
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Dwight: Uh, [stutters]
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Baldric: Sweet heaven--
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Demon: [high-pitched noise]
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Baldric: speed demon.
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Ahh!
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[continues to scream]
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Gretta: Give chase!
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[gasp]
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Principal: Woo. Hoo.
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[clapping]
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Principal: [indistinct]
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Dwight: I'm not sure
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what I expected,
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but it was not that.
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Gretta: The speed demon
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has taken Baldric.
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Zeke: W-w-wait.
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- Why?
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Gretta: We can only assume
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its purposes are evil.
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- Maybe, maybe not.
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Gretta: We must find Baldric
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before it's too late.
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Zeke: Whoa-
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everybody just hold up!
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All right.
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Nobody's going anywhere
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until I get some answers.
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Who are you really?
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Gretta: I am Princess Gretta
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the Besieged.
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Ruler of Rogemore,
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and the last heir
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of the House of Moondragon.
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- And Mr. Baldric is...
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Gretta: My court magician.
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Zeke: And you guys are here
416
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because...
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Gretta: Baldric cast a spell
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to save our lives
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putting everyone in the woods
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to sleep for a thousand years
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until my champion
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awakened me.
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- Her champion?
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- Yep.
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Zeke: Awakened you how?
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- Doesn't matter.
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- It does.
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He kissed me.
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Dwight: On accident.
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Gretta: Fate.
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00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:41,950
- 'Kay.
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[clears throat]
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00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,016
Dwight: 'Kay?
434
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:49,050
- Paradigm shift just,
435
00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:49,050
just takes me a minute.
436
00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:49,617
- Oh.
437
00:11:49,684 --> 00:11:50,450
Gretta: Paradigm shift.
438
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Zeke: Okay,
439
00:11:50,518 --> 00:11:52,216
who is this speed demon
440
00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:55,417
and what does it want
441
00:11:52,284 --> 00:11:55,417
with Mr. Baldric?
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Dwight: We, we don't know.
443
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Gretta: We must find him.
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00:11:58,383 --> 00:12:00,650
- Agreed,
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just one more question.
446
00:12:00,717 --> 00:12:02,083
I was there, right?
447
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Taking those videos
448
00:12:02,151 --> 00:12:03,383
with my phone,
449
00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:06,617
so why don't I remember
450
00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:06,617
any of it?
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00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:10,483
Dwight: So,
452
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:10,483
that's a really weird story.
453
00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:11,383
- Weirder than the story
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00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:12,850
that she's
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a thousand-year-old princess
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from a magical kingdom
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00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:16,216
and you're her champion?
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- Let's say equally as weird.
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00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:19,016
- [tsks]
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00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,050
Go ahead.
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00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:21,850
Blow my mind.
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00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,884
Dwight: Well, our
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best working theory right now
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is that our memories
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were kinda... stolen.
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00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:29,984
- Stolen?
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Gretta: By a memory thief.
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Dwight: A memory thief
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who erased your memory
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but didn't get a chance
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to erase your phone.
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Send me everything you've got
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on the brunch.
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- Um, all right.
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Da, da, da, da.
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[bling]
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Done.
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Dwight: Great, now, can you get
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to class and cover for us?
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Please?
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- On it.
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Dwight: We owe you, man.
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Gretta: Let's go.
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♪
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Mr. Hammond: Hey, Zeke!
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Have you seen
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Dwight and Gretta?
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- Not since this morning.
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- Do you have any idea
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why they might have been hiding
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in a faculty men's room
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00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,250
a few minutes ago?
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Zeke: Uh...
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- Wearing football helmets?
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- Unh-uh.
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- Huh.
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Gretta: [gasping]
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00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:20,150
There!
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00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,517
[breathing heavily]
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Baldric.
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Dwight: Hey,
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we'll find him, Gretta.
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Okay.
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Man: [muttering]
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Man: [muttering]
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Man: [muttering]
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Dwight: Woodie the Woodchuck?
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Man: [gurgling]
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Dwight: Uh, quick! Quick!
510
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:49,850
Get him out!
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00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,950
Both: [grunting]
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Dwight: Wait, oh, I got it!
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[grunting]
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00:14:04,116 --> 00:14:13,083
Man: [groaning]
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00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:13,950
- Jacopo?
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00:14:14,016 --> 00:14:19,717
Gretta: [gasps]
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00:14:19,784 --> 00:14:20,950
He's unconscious.
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00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:24,216
- But, why?
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00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:26,283
Gretta: A blow to the forehead
520
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,283
from the looks of it.
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00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:27,483
Dwight: No, no,
522
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,316
why is Jacopo unconscious
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00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:29,316
dressed as Woodie the Woodchuck
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00:14:29,383 --> 00:14:30,483
in a trashcan?
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00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:32,116
- Only he can say.
526
00:14:32,183 --> 00:14:32,917
- Wh-wh--
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[school bell rings]
528
00:14:34,283 --> 00:14:35,350
Dwight: Quick-quick-quick!
529
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,517
Uh, uh, get him up!
530
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,383
Gretta: Get in there, chin up.
531
00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,517
Okay, good, Jacopo.
532
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:47,950
Both: [groaning]
533
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Gretta: Spin, spin, spin.
534
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,316
Dwight: Who-oa.
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00:14:51,383 --> 00:14:58,216
Both: [groaning
536
00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:58,216
and breathing heavily]
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Dwight: Act natural.
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00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:01,617
Gretta: Get the...
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00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:02,750
Whooo!
540
00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:03,684
Guh.
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Girl: Woodie the Woodchuck!
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00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:05,583
Dwight: Uh.
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00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:06,483
Girls: [chanting] Woodie!
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Woodie!
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00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:08,417
Woodie!
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00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:11,183
[chanting continues]
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00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,817
Dwight and Gretta:
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00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:12,817
[weakly] Woodie!
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00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:16,316
Woodie!
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00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,417
Dwight: Go Woodside!
551
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,817
Gretta: Long live the Woodchuck!
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00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:23,850
Dwight: Oh, uh, ah.
553
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:27,950
Gretta: Mm, ah.
554
00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:28,817
Dwight: Oh!
555
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:33,417
[grunting]
556
00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:34,684
I'll get you back to--
557
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,984
Gretta: That's a good Jacopo.
558
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:37,950
Good Jacopo.
559
00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:38,617
Good Jacopo.
560
00:15:38,684 --> 00:15:39,483
Good Jacopo.
561
00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:40,583
Good Jacopo.
562
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,850
Both: [groaning]
563
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:48,483
Gretta: [panting]
564
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,183
[door clangs shut]
565
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,283
Dwight: Oh, sorry.
566
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,316
Uh.
567
00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:55,250
[groans]
568
00:15:55,316 --> 00:15:56,417
[panting]
569
00:15:56,483 --> 00:15:59,650
Gretta: Legs.
570
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,050
Dwight: Hey Jacopo.
571
00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:02,050
Buddy!
572
00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:04,450
Rise and shine!
573
00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:05,083
Hello?
574
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:06,183
Gretta: Sir Dwight.
575
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,383
Stay with him.
576
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,250
When he wakes up,
577
00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:10,250
hear what he says.
578
00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,183
I must find Baldric.
579
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,050
Send me a bat
580
00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:14,050
if anything's amiss.
581
00:16:14,116 --> 00:16:15,517
- Will do.
582
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:19,817
Uh, Gretta?
583
00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:28,316
Be careful.
584
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:28,884
[clang]
585
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:29,617
[thud]
586
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,417
- Brr- geez.
587
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:33,350
Ah, oh.
588
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,016
- Hey! Jacopo!
589
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:35,850
You okay, pal?
590
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:39,350
- I have a giant ache
591
00:16:35,918 --> 00:16:39,350
in my face.
592
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:42,450
- Oh, well you uh,
593
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:42,450
uh, you fell pretty hard.
594
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:44,684
and you got hit
595
00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:44,684
by a paper towel roll
596
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:45,750
in the head.
597
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:50,550
- No, a door hit me
598
00:16:45,818 --> 00:16:50,550
when we fled for our lives.
599
00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:53,116
- Wait, what happened?
600
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:54,784
Do you remember?
601
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:57,150
- Of course I remember.
602
00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,617
My beautiful buffet of brunches
603
00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:00,617
was destroyed.
604
00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:02,083
- Right,
605
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,083
by the little gremlin guy,
606
00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:03,350
the, the speed demon.
607
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:06,183
- Uh, no.
608
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,316
There was another.
609
00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:11,984
A man who commanded
610
00:17:08,384 --> 00:17:11,984
the speedy demon.
611
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,183
- What?
612
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:17,250
Jacopo: He gave us chase
613
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:17,250
all about the school.
614
00:17:17,316 --> 00:17:18,283
Dwight: Somebody chased us?
615
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:19,417
- Si.
616
00:17:19,483 --> 00:17:22,950
Why else would I disguise myself
617
00:17:19,484 --> 00:17:22,950
as a bear?
618
00:17:23,016 --> 00:17:23,984
- Oh, you're a woodchuck.
619
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,083
Jacopo: Scusi?
620
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:27,483
- You're not a bear,
621
00:17:25,151 --> 00:17:27,483
you're a woodchuck.
622
00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:30,183
- Oh, no.
623
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,517
- It doesn't matter,
624
00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:33,517
what did he look like?
625
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,450
- He was evil...
626
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:43,316
with a wicked smile
627
00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:43,316
in the face of a devil.
628
00:17:43,383 --> 00:17:44,283
- Okay.
629
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,583
None of that tells me
630
00:17:44,351 --> 00:17:45,583
what he looked like.
631
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:55,016
Jacopo: He looked
632
00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:55,016
like a villain.
633
00:17:55,083 --> 00:18:01,116
Dwight: Do you see him in any
634
00:17:55,084 --> 00:18:01,116
of these pictures?
635
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:01,650
Jacopo: No,
636
00:18:01,717 --> 00:18:03,116
no,
637
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,984
no,
638
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,984
no.
639
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,617
Gretta: [breathing heavily]
640
00:18:09,684 --> 00:18:12,550
- Oh, man.
641
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:14,884
Are you kidding me right now?
642
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,050
Gretta: Zeke!
643
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:16,617
[water dripping]
644
00:18:16,684 --> 00:18:17,884
- What's amiss?
645
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,850
Zeke: Oh, hey Gretta.
646
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,417
I just dropped my phone
647
00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:22,417
in a mop bucket.
648
00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:24,116
Now it's fried.
649
00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:25,183
Oh.
650
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,116
- Most unfortunate,
651
00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:28,116
but we have bigger concerns.
652
00:18:28,183 --> 00:18:31,050
There is no sign
653
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:31,050
of the speed demon.
654
00:18:31,116 --> 00:18:32,750
- Whoa, whoa, the what?
655
00:18:32,817 --> 00:18:33,984
Gretta: The speed demon!
656
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,116
That took Baldric!
657
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,650
- Huh?
658
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:41,817
- From the self-mes
659
00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:41,817
on your beckoning device.
660
00:18:41,884 --> 00:18:45,817
Don't you remember?
661
00:18:45,884 --> 00:18:47,050
Jacopo: Stop!
662
00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:53,283
Make it bigger.
663
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,050
There.
664
00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:56,617
That is the villain.
665
00:18:56,684 --> 00:19:05,050
See, the wicked smile
666
00:18:56,685 --> 00:19:05,050
in that devil face.
667
00:19:05,116 --> 00:19:10,684
Dwight: Mr. Hammond?
668
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:16,717
Oh no.
669
00:19:16,784 --> 00:19:20,016
I need to warn Gretta.
670
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,183
- Remember what?
671
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,150
- Well, think!
672
00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:24,016
What is the last thing
673
00:19:22,217 --> 00:19:24,016
you remember?
674
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:24,984
- [uncomfortable chuckle]
675
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:28,750
Gretta, [grunt] are you okay?
676
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:38,784
[phone notification]
677
00:19:39,316 --> 00:19:41,950
- Highness!
678
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,216
Highness!
679
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,150
Gretta: Baldric!
680
00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:47,050
Baldric: Oh, there you are.
681
00:19:47,116 --> 00:19:48,150
- [breathing heavily]
682
00:19:48,216 --> 00:19:51,150
Baldric: Wh- what's amiss,
683
00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:51,150
princess?
684
00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:54,417
- Well, how did
685
00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:54,417
you escape the speed demon?
686
00:19:54,483 --> 00:19:56,450
- Speed demon?
687
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:57,283
Uh--
688
00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,684
- Ah, floof.
689
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:02,583
[knocking]
690
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:07,083
- [whispering] Answer!
691
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,984
- [falsetto] Who is it?
692
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:10,917
Gretta: 'Tis I.
693
00:20:10,984 --> 00:20:11,717
- [exhales]
694
00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:14,016
- Gretta!
695
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:14,917
Oh.
696
00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:15,583
Baldric!
697
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:16,617
You're okay!
698
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:18,850
Gretta: I received your bat.
699
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,984
[clunk]
700
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,216
Baldric: Why are you two hiding
701
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,216
in a scullery closet?
702
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,083
And why are you dressed
703
00:20:22,284 --> 00:20:24,083
as a woodchuck?
704
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,283
- I--thought it was a bear.
705
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,116
Baldric: Oh, how disappointing
706
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:29,116
for you.
707
00:20:29,183 --> 00:20:30,350
Dwight: Never mind that. We--
708
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,984
- I had a bear costume
709
00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:32,984
once as a child.
710
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:33,984
Dwight: Can we move on?
711
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,784
- Oh, how I loved it!
712
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:38,450
Dwight: Can we stop talking
713
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:38,450
about Jacopo's bear costume?
714
00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:41,917
Jacopo and Baldric:
715
00:20:38,518 --> 00:20:41,917
Woodchuck!
716
00:20:41,984 --> 00:20:43,016
Dwight: Where's the speed demon?
717
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:43,884
Gretta: Uh.
718
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:45,183
- What speed demon?
719
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,250
- [sighs]
720
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:47,316
Dwight: Ah geez.
721
00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:49,717
Jacopo: The speedy demon
722
00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:49,717
that destroyed my brunches
723
00:20:49,784 --> 00:20:51,283
and carried you off.
724
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:51,884
- [scoffs]
725
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,383
Come now.
726
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:56,417
I think I would remember
727
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:56,417
if I had been carried off
728
00:20:56,483 --> 00:20:59,350
by a speed demon.
729
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:02,216
♪
730
00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:03,850
Baldric: Sweet heaven--
731
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:04,417
Demon: [high-pitched noise]
732
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:05,216
Baldric: a speed demon!
733
00:21:05,283 --> 00:21:10,784
Demon: [aggressive noises]
734
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,050
Baldric: Ah!
735
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:15,717
But, but, I, I,
736
00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:15,717
I don't recall any of this.
737
00:21:15,784 --> 00:21:17,450
Demon: [laughing maniacally]
738
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:18,383
Gretta: Give chase!
739
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:19,617
- Oh!
740
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:20,784
Huh.
741
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:23,216
I did wonder
742
00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:23,216
what happened to my boot.
743
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:23,684
Gretta: Ah!
744
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,083
Right here.
745
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,817
[sighs]
746
00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:28,517
- Much obliged, Your Highness.
747
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,684
Jacopo: Ah!
748
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:33,383
During the speedy demon
749
00:21:29,751 --> 00:21:33,383
took you away,
750
00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:39,850
this Signore 'ammond pursued us
751
00:21:33,451 --> 00:21:39,850
and we assumed these disguises.
752
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:41,183
Gretta: Mr. Hammond?
753
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,116
Dwight: I didn't want
754
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:42,116
to believe it either,
755
00:21:42,183 --> 00:21:44,150
but look.
756
00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:45,750
He's the guy giving the orders.
757
00:21:45,817 --> 00:21:49,250
Baldric: But, I just helped him
758
00:21:45,818 --> 00:21:49,250
reset the breaker.
759
00:21:49,316 --> 00:21:51,283
In, in his dungeon.
760
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:52,250
- His dungeon?
761
00:21:52,316 --> 00:21:53,417
- Mm-hm.
762
00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:55,684
Gretta: Why would Mr. Hammond
763
00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:55,684
pursue us?
764
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:56,550
Dwight: Guys.
765
00:21:56,617 --> 00:21:57,650
Gretta: And why would
766
00:21:56,618 --> 00:21:57,650
he be in league
767
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,283
with a speed demon?
768
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:00,183
- I...
769
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,050
Dwight: Guys.
770
00:22:01,116 --> 00:22:01,917
Baldric: And now that
771
00:22:01,117 --> 00:22:01,917
I think of it,
772
00:22:01,984 --> 00:22:03,817
why would
773
00:22:01,985 --> 00:22:03,817
a peasant schoolteacher
774
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:04,650
need a dungeon?
775
00:22:04,717 --> 00:22:07,984
- Guys!
776
00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:09,316
We know
777
00:22:08,051 --> 00:22:09,316
who the memory thief is.
778
00:22:09,383 --> 00:22:14,283
[ominous music]
779
00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:24,316
[ominous music]
780
00:22:25,684 --> 00:22:26,817
[clang]
781
00:22:26,884 --> 00:22:36,850
[ominous music]
782
00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:42,417
♪
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