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Hexela: I'll be right with you,
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my darlings.
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[pleased chuckle]
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Ten more minutes.
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Ah, well done.
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Now take the thimble out
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from under your tongue
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and stick it in your ear.
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[chuckle]
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♪ Keep that fish swinging. ♪
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No green food
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until sundown tomorrow.
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Next in line!
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Oh, you must be here
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because of your cheek bones.
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There is hope, my dear.
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[gentle giggle]
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Baldric: Excuse me.
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- Oh! There you are!
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Baldric: Coming through.
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Hexela: Baldric!
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Baldric: Uh.
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Hexela: Would you kindly join me
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for a brief conference?
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Baldric: Oh, yeah.
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Hexela: I'll be right back.
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Baldric: What is the emergency?
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- The YouTube has made me
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a sensation.
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There's a line out my door
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stretching two furlongs.
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- Oh, most unfortunate.
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Hexela: I am drowning
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in my own success, Baldric.
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Baldric: Oh.
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- I need your help.
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Just for this week until
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I find a permanent solution.
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- Madame,
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I should be honored
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to assist you.
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[coy chuckle]
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Hexela: You're a dream
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come true, Baldric.
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Baldric: [chuckles]
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Hexela: Or rather
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you will be in mm, mm, mm, mm.
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Four minutes time.
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[gasp]
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- Pardon?
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Hexela: This salon is my baby.
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Baldric: Yes.
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Hexela: And you are about to
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become the face of it, Baldric.
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The beautiful face
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of my beautiful baby.
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Are you ready?
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- Uh.
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♪
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Dwight: Okay, so about
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a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble
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'cause she had lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric
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cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
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to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with Gretta's
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big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ahhh.
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[kiss]
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Dwight: they got me.
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Ahhh!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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Dwight: The function
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of the spleen.
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Gretta: To contain dark bile
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and chase away dark thoughts
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that incline to melancholy.
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Dwight: Uh, no.
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- Hm.
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[phone ringing]
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[electronic music]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[phone buzzing]
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Baldric: Good day.
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Uh, this is Lotions and Potions.
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It's a client.
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Uh, how may I help you
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become more enchanting?
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Both: [giggling]
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- Baldric?
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Baldric: Oh!
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Yes, princess, 'tis I.
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Gretta: It's Thursday night,
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did you get the kidney pie?
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Hexela: Is this
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a work-related call?
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Baldric: Uh,
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[nervously] uh -huh.
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I shan't make it for dinner.
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I am needed
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on more urgent business tonight.
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- More urgent
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than kidney pie night?
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Baldric: I fear so.
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I am assisting Hexela
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in beautifying her...hags.
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[laughs]
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Who told you to stop swinging?
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Swing, madame!
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Swing!
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Now place this bacon
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on your offending cheekbones.
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Ah, good, good, yes,
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until tonight Highness,
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I take my leave of you.
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Ah, yes.
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Next hag, in the chair.
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Well, don't just stand there
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getting uglier,
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sit!
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[sighs]
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Hexela: [sighs]
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- Baldric?
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- What's the matter?
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- Baldric is not
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bringing home
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a kidney pie tonight.
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- Hey, it's okay.
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You know, life happens
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and you just gotta roll with it.
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We can figure out
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our own dinner tonight.
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- Quite so, Sir Dwight.
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To the Swine and Slosh Tavern!
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Dwight: Whoa, whoa, whoa,
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no we have a quiz tomorrow.
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- We need to find
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ourselves a kidney pie,
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since Baldric has more
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important matters
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he must attend to on this night.
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- I do too actually.
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Gretta: Come along.
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- Oo, uh.
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♪
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Gretta: Good day, Hellibad.
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Our usual Thursday night
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kidney pie if you please.
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- We lost our cook
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this morning.
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Gretta: Lost him?
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Dwight: Like
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to another restaurant?
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- To the plague.
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Dropped dead at the stove.
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- Oh, good gracious.
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- But we found a replacement.
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Got the kitchen up
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and running again
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in just three hours.
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Dwight: After a guy died
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from the plague in there?
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Gretta: But can
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he make a kidney pie?
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Dwight: With the plague in it?
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- He'll tell you himself.
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[magical music]
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♪
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♪
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Cook: Well hello my good lady,
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my good sir.
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How may I tempt you
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on this fine day.
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Gretta: We'd like a kidney pie.
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Dwight: She'd like a kidney pie.
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- Oh.
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Wouldn't you know
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I just sold the last one.
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- Well, uh, no matter.
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It's just that, uh,
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a kidney pie was a special
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thing we like to share
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on Thursday nights.
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- Oh, you
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and this fine young sir?
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Dwight: Uh, no.
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No.
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I'm not a kidney guy.
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- Baldric and I,
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but he's busy tonight,
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attending
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to important matters.
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- You're feeling
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a bit forgotten today, are you?
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Just a itsy bit abandoned?
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I have just the thing
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for you, little lady.
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A treacle tart.
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No charge.
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And I hope it makes you feel
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all better.
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One for you, young sir?
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- Nah, I'm good, thanks.
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I'm trying not to eat stuff
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with the plague in it.
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- [chuckle]
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- This is amazing.
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Cook: Mm.
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Gretta: What else have you got?
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Cook: Whatever
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your sweet heart pleases.
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Cakes and pies,
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tarts and biscuits
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and custards.
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I bake them all myself
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with special ingredients
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that search inside you
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for woe or strife
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and replace it
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with sunshine and joy.
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- Which is not how food works.
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Cook: How 'bout I make up
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a little basket?
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- Yes, please, kind sir.
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- Name's Hansel the baker.
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Gretta: Well met,
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Hansel the baker.
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I am Princess Gretta
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the Besieged.
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- Your Highness!
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I am honored
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from the top of my crown
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to the tip of my toes.
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Never has a royal person
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graced my humble table.
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How 'bout I make you
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a nice big basket?
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Eh, Your High and Mightiness?
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[smacking]
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Dwight: Gretta,
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I think you may be
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eating your feelings.
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- Hm?
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- You know, uh, eating
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to satisfy emotional needs.
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- Oh!
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Yes.
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Mm-hm.
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Dwight: Which is,
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let me clarify,
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not a good thing.
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If you're upset
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about something,
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there are healthier ways
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of coping.
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- I am not upset,
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Sir Dwight.
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This tart and this custard
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and this cookie,
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oo, and this cake
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they made everything better.
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- But whatever triggered
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this uh, emotional binge
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is still there
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and still unresolved.
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Baldric, that's
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a new look for ya.
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- Cream puff?
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Or rather half a cream puff?
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Baldric: Uh, thank you, no,
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Your Highness.
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Uh, I must be light on my feet
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tomorrow.
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[chuckles]
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- What's tomorrow?
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- I continue
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my assisting duties
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at Hexela's Lotions and Potions.
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- [gulp] You do?
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Baldric: For the rest
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of the week.
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- The rest of the week?
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Dwight: Gretta,
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this is what we call a trigger.
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- Cream puff.
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- Is anything amiss, princess?
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- Not a thing.
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- Oh.
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- I am surrounded
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by my real friends
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who love me and whom I love.
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Baldric: Aw.
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- I can't watch this.
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Good night.
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Good luck
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in biology tomorrow.
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Baldric: And remember
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you are to sleep with a spider
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under your bed tonight or all
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of our hard work will be undone.
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And then don't you
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come crawling back to us.
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- Oh, your satisfaction
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is our guarantee.
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Do drop in anytime,
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always lovely, mwa,
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00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,283
to see you, mwa.
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[gentle chuckle]
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- Sweet heaven!
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What are we supposed to do
324
00:10:56,384 --> 00:11:00,750
about this?
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00:11:01,817 --> 00:11:03,016
Crowd: [chanting]
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Cake, cake, cake, cake.
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00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,483
Dwight: Hey Hellibad,
328
00:11:03,084 --> 00:11:04,483
have you seen Gretta?
329
00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:05,950
She didn't show up
330
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at school today.
331
00:11:06,016 --> 00:11:15,984
[Crowd continues chanting]
332
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Dwight: Sorry, 'scuse me.
333
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Crowd: [cheers]
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- Sir Dwight!
335
00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:37,150
Hansel: Sticky bun?
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00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:38,216
- No, thank you.
337
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,216
- Mm, I'll eat it.
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- No!
339
00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,150
She won't.
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Have you been here all day?
341
00:11:43,483 --> 00:11:44,483
Gretta: Mm-hm.
342
00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,417
Hansel: And look what
343
00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:46,417
just came out of the oven.
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- Mmm.
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Dwight: Dude, are you trying
346
00:11:47,818 --> 00:11:51,183
to put her in a coma?
347
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:51,617
Come on, Gretta.
348
00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:52,850
Let's go.
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[grunting]
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Come.
351
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- Let me make you up
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00:11:55,685 --> 00:11:57,116
a little basket for the road.
353
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:57,884
Gretta: Yes!
354
00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,116
- No!
355
00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:01,984
Gretta: But I'm going to want
356
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a gooseberry pie for later.
357
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,417
I already promised it to myself.
358
00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:05,550
- Tough!
359
00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:07,717
You're out of control and
360
00:12:05,618 --> 00:12:07,717
I'm not gonna enable you.
361
00:12:07,784 --> 00:12:08,350
Gretta: Ah!
362
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:09,784
Dwight: Uh.
363
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:13,850
Gretta: One more cupcake!
364
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:17,250
[phone ringing]
365
00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:18,817
Baldric: Lotions and Potions.
366
00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:23,650
How may I make you
367
00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:23,650
less heinous?
368
00:12:23,717 --> 00:12:25,717
Dwight: We've got
369
00:12:23,718 --> 00:12:25,717
a mini-crisis here, Baldric.
370
00:12:25,784 --> 00:12:27,083
Oh, uh.
371
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:27,950
- Oo.
372
00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,116
- Oh.
373
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:32,383
Is the princess facing
374
00:12:29,184 --> 00:12:32,383
imminent danger?
375
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,283
Dwight: Well maybe not
376
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,283
imminent danger,
377
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:36,784
but she's making a lot
378
00:12:34,351 --> 00:12:36,784
of self-destructive diet choices
379
00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,250
that will definitely catch up
380
00:12:36,851 --> 00:12:39,250
with her.
381
00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:40,383
Baldric: Sir Dwight,
382
00:12:40,450 --> 00:12:42,283
please educate yourself
383
00:12:40,451 --> 00:12:42,283
to the difference
384
00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:46,684
between imminent danger
385
00:12:42,351 --> 00:12:46,684
and vague anxiety.
386
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,717
[huffs]
387
00:12:48,784 --> 00:12:51,116
And do not call me at work!
388
00:12:51,183 --> 00:12:52,850
[beep]
389
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:55,717
[door squeaks]
390
00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:57,250
Dwight: 'Kay.
391
00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:57,984
[door closes]
392
00:12:58,050 --> 00:13:05,250
All right.
393
00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:06,884
Mm.
394
00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:09,350
After the carbs
395
00:13:06,951 --> 00:13:09,350
comes the crash.
396
00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:12,183
- Uh, I feel ill.
397
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,383
- Consequences.
398
00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,083
I'm just sayin'.
399
00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:16,950
- Where's Baldric?
400
00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:18,116
- He's still at work.
401
00:13:18,183 --> 00:13:20,950
But I brought some stuff
402
00:13:18,184 --> 00:13:20,950
to make you some real food.
403
00:13:21,016 --> 00:13:21,950
- Oo.
404
00:13:22,016 --> 00:13:24,950
Dwight: Kale, cauliflower,
405
00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:24,950
and cabbage soup.
406
00:13:25,016 --> 00:13:26,417
- Blechh.
407
00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:30,116
Dwight: Because your body
408
00:13:26,484 --> 00:13:30,116
is dying for vegetables.
409
00:13:30,183 --> 00:13:31,483
And the soup is like
410
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,483
a real cleanse
411
00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:36,583
for the intestines.
412
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,650
- I look forward to it,
413
00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,650
Sir Dwight.
414
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,250
You set to work
415
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,250
on your intestine soup.
416
00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:43,050
- Not intestine soup.
417
00:13:43,116 --> 00:13:46,650
Gretta: And I'll lie here
418
00:13:43,117 --> 00:13:46,650
for just a bit longer.
419
00:13:46,717 --> 00:13:47,750
Dwight: Good,
420
00:13:47,817 --> 00:13:56,784
you're gonna love it once
421
00:13:47,818 --> 00:13:56,784
you embrace the texture.
422
00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:58,884
[slurp]
423
00:13:58,950 --> 00:13:59,684
Mm.
424
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,417
Okay, Gretta.
425
00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:07,183
Dinner's ready.
426
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:12,450
Gretta?
427
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:13,283
Come on!
428
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:18,950
Up and at 'em!
429
00:14:19,016 --> 00:14:22,817
[sigh]
430
00:14:22,884 --> 00:14:24,583
Hey, Hellibad.
431
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:25,817
Is Gretta here?
432
00:14:25,884 --> 00:14:27,950
Hellibad: She was
433
00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:27,950
a while ago.
434
00:14:28,016 --> 00:14:29,316
That girl could eat.
435
00:14:29,383 --> 00:14:30,950
- What about that Hansel guy?
436
00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:33,850
Hellibad: Well, he went below
437
00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:33,850
to do tomorrow's baking.
438
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:35,517
- Copy that.
439
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:40,717
Maybe he knows where she is.
440
00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:42,850
[squeak]
441
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:52,617
[ominous music]
442
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,150
[knocking]
443
00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:55,383
Dwight: Hello!
444
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,283
Hansel!
445
00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:11,684
Essence of overconfidence.
446
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:17,483
Extract of giddiness.
447
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:22,884
Fattening flakes.
448
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:25,150
Ground gullibility?
449
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:35,183
Gretta: What ho, Sir Dwight?
450
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:40,483
Dwight: What the?
451
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,884
Gretta, are you,
452
00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:43,884
are you in a pot?
453
00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:46,483
- A hot tub.
454
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,984
- Is that gravy?
455
00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,150
- Mm-hm.
456
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,350
It's so nice and warm.
457
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:56,283
Oo, do you want a cinnamon roll?
458
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:58,083
- Gretta,
459
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:01,183
I hate to jump to the obvious
460
00:15:58,151 --> 00:16:01,183
conclusion here,
461
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,817
but it looks to me like
462
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,817
you're marinating in gravy
463
00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:07,717
in a great big soup pot.
464
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:17,417
- [laughs] That's silly.
465
00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:20,383
- Every one of you guys
466
00:16:17,484 --> 00:16:20,383
is a freak show!
467
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:20,917
Come on, Gretta.
468
00:16:20,984 --> 00:16:21,784
Gotta go, right now.
469
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:22,884
We're going.
470
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:25,150
- But Hansel the baker
471
00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:25,150
is going to come right back
472
00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:27,784
and make me a mincemeat pie.
473
00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:28,784
- Ah, let me guess,
474
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:32,083
with gravy and potatoes
475
00:16:28,851 --> 00:16:32,083
and carrots.
476
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,150
- Yes.
477
00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:34,483
He told me to stay right here
478
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:37,083
in this warm carrot,
479
00:16:34,551 --> 00:16:37,083
potato hot tub
480
00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:39,684
and eat this
481
00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:39,684
sweet roll filled with --
482
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,483
- Ground gullibility?
483
00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,650
- Frosting.
484
00:16:43,717 --> 00:16:45,917
[phone ringing]
485
00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:46,817
- [gently blows]
486
00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:50,550
[phone ringing]
487
00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:51,283
[beep]
488
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:52,417
Lotions and Potions.
489
00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:54,583
How may I get you to go away?
490
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:55,283
- Pst!
491
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,150
- Imminent danger!
492
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:56,750
Right now!
493
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:58,183
It's happening!
494
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,417
Baldric: I'll be the judge
495
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,417
of your imminent danger,
496
00:17:00,483 --> 00:17:01,417
Sir Dwight.
497
00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:02,917
- Gretta's in a big pot
498
00:17:01,484 --> 00:17:02,917
in a kitchen of horrors
499
00:17:02,984 --> 00:17:03,884
with a psycho baker
500
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,250
that is going to make her
501
00:17:03,951 --> 00:17:06,250
into a pie!
502
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,150
Hurry!
503
00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:08,183
We're in the Swine and Slosh
504
00:17:07,217 --> 00:17:08,183
basement.
505
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,316
- On my way!
506
00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:10,016
Oh, oh.
507
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:10,917
Oh.
508
00:17:10,984 --> 00:17:12,684
Hexela: Oh, oh,
509
00:17:10,985 --> 00:17:12,684
where are you going?
510
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,083
Baldric: Out of my way!
511
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,517
Ah.
512
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,950
Hexela: [sighs]
513
00:17:18,016 --> 00:17:20,216
Thank heaven.
514
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:21,050
[sigh]
515
00:17:21,116 --> 00:17:24,350
He was killing my Yelp score.
516
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:25,483
Gretta: [grunt]
517
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,850
Hansel the baker is going
518
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,850
to make me a mincemeat pie
519
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:34,116
that will be the rarest delicacy
520
00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:34,116
that has ever graced his table.
521
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:34,750
Gretta: Ooo.
522
00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:36,016
Cookies!
523
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:36,617
[whoosh]
524
00:17:36,684 --> 00:17:41,617
Dwight: Get down!
525
00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:42,917
Gretta: Hansel the baker?
526
00:17:42,984 --> 00:17:45,116
- Mm-hm.
527
00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:48,817
- But why?
528
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:53,483
I'm your best customer!
529
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,083
[gasp]
530
00:17:54,150 --> 00:18:01,483
[crash]
531
00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:03,517
- Would you rather
532
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:03,517
be a lattice top pie,
533
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,450
or a crumb top?
534
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,450
- Whatever.
535
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:09,383
- You choose.
536
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:10,984
- Essence of apathy.
537
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:15,417
It does come in handy.
538
00:18:15,483 --> 00:18:18,517
Dwight: So, I guess we die now
539
00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:18,517
or what?
540
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,617
Gretta: Meh.
541
00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,216
Dwight: Right?
542
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:23,183
- Let's make some pie!
543
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,250
Baldric: Ahhhh!
544
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:30,183
Hansel and Baldric: Ahhhh!
545
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,283
- Is that Baldric?
546
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:35,183
- Mm-hm.
547
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,216
Baldric: Run, Highness!
548
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,350
- Nah.
549
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,183
- Save yourselves!
550
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:46,583
- We're good here.
551
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:48,016
[crash]
552
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:54,684
Baldric and Hansel: [laughing]
553
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,350
Baldric: What is so funny?
554
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,650
- Chuckle Chaff.
555
00:18:59,717 --> 00:19:05,850
Hansel and Baldric: [laughing]
556
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,850
[splash]
557
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,950
Dwight and Gretta: [choking]
558
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,250
Gretta: Baldric!
559
00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:17,050
Baldric: [laughing]
560
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:17,050
That is the only exit.
561
00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:19,717
[laughing]
562
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,684
Dwight: Why is that funny?
563
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,483
Baldric: [laughs]
564
00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:25,483
Hansel: Do you know
565
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:25,483
what I could charge
566
00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,984
for a slice of princess pie?
567
00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:28,750
Huh?
568
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:30,116
[laughing]
569
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:32,784
I've never had a royal person
570
00:19:30,184 --> 00:19:32,784
grace my table.
571
00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:33,717
[laughs]
572
00:19:33,784 --> 00:19:37,083
- [laughing]
573
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,183
- Cover me.
574
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,250
- What?
575
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:41,050
[laughing]
576
00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:42,183
[thwap]
577
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:46,550
Baldric: [laughing]
578
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:48,083
- [grunt]
579
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:54,583
- [light coughing]
580
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:58,583
- Hey! Hansel, old buddy.
581
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:03,216
So, uh, we're totally on board
582
00:19:58,651 --> 00:20:03,216
for mince-princess pie night.
583
00:20:03,283 --> 00:20:04,183
- What?!
584
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,750
- [laughing]
585
00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:06,750
Sir Dwight, what are you doing?
586
00:20:06,817 --> 00:20:08,450
[laughing]
587
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,050
Whoa.
588
00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:14,050
- Oh.
589
00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:17,650
- But hear me out here,
590
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:21,550
everyone knows
591
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:21,550
that you can't have pie
592
00:20:21,617 --> 00:20:23,283
without ice cream.
593
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:24,350
Gretta: It's true.
594
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:25,650
It's true.
595
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:27,850
Baldric: It is
596
00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:27,850
a well-known fact.
597
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:31,383
[laughing]
598
00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:34,517
Dwight: So,
599
00:20:31,451 --> 00:20:34,517
how 'bout you stay here.
600
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,450
Keep going
601
00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:36,450
on all the prep work,
602
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,617
and we'll go make
603
00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,617
an ice cream run.
604
00:20:38,684 --> 00:20:41,550
We'll get a variety
605
00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:41,550
of flavors and you can tell us
606
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:44,283
what goes good
607
00:20:41,618 --> 00:20:44,283
with minced princess pie.
608
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:45,850
- Hazelnut.
609
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:46,617
Dwight: Done!
610
00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:49,116
Hey, don't start without us.
611
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,383
We'll be right back, okay?
612
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,250
Hey, you got spoons and bowls?
613
00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:55,450
Oh, why don't you go get
614
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:55,450
the oven pre-heated?
615
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:58,450
- Salted caramel.
616
00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:00,550
- Mm, mm.
617
00:21:00,617 --> 00:21:02,250
Coming right up.
618
00:21:02,316 --> 00:21:03,617
- Hooray, hurrah.
619
00:21:03,684 --> 00:21:04,950
Dwight: Wahoo!
620
00:21:05,016 --> 00:21:06,850
[high-pitched laugh]
621
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:15,650
Baldric: [laughing]
622
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,717
Dwight: Go, go, go, go.
623
00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:20,350
Baldric: There is
624
00:21:17,785 --> 00:21:20,350
a cannibal in your cellar, sir.
625
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:26,950
[laughing]
626
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:29,216
- [sigh]
627
00:21:29,283 --> 00:21:30,750
Hexela: Oh, Baldric.
628
00:21:30,817 --> 00:21:31,750
You're early.
629
00:21:31,817 --> 00:21:36,383
- I came to tell you
630
00:21:31,818 --> 00:21:36,383
that I am sorry, madame.
631
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:41,016
I do, of course, wish
632
00:21:36,451 --> 00:21:41,016
to be of assistance to you,
633
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:47,583
but I am needed at home.
634
00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:48,917
Hexela: [sighs]
635
00:21:48,984 --> 00:21:52,450
Baldric, you are a darling,
636
00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:54,216
and a gem,
637
00:21:54,283 --> 00:21:58,917
and the worst witch's assistant
638
00:21:54,284 --> 00:21:58,917
in the history of witches,
639
00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,850
or assistants.
640
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:01,016
Baldric: Well.
641
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:01,784
Hexela: It's true.
642
00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:02,750
Baldric: Hm.
643
00:22:02,817 --> 00:22:04,116
- Ah, but not to worry.
644
00:22:04,183 --> 00:22:06,350
I found a solution
645
00:22:04,184 --> 00:22:06,350
to my problem.
646
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:07,116
[laughs]
647
00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:08,650
A revolutionary idea.
648
00:22:08,717 --> 00:22:15,050
I can't believe I didn't think
649
00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:15,050
of it centuries ago.
650
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:16,817
I saw it on the YouTube.
651
00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:17,617
Baldric: Ah.
652
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:22,817
Hexela: [giggles]
653
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,817
- [humming to himself]
654
00:22:24,884 --> 00:22:28,784
♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪
655
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:31,050
Ah! Highness!
656
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,550
It is Thursday night!
657
00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:34,850
Gretta: I thank you, Baldric,
658
00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:37,383
but though I do enjoy
659
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,383
a good kidney pie,
660
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:41,116
I am making a greater effort
661
00:22:37,451 --> 00:22:41,116
not to eat my feelings.
662
00:22:41,183 --> 00:22:42,083
- Good for you.
663
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:43,617
Baldric: To that end, Highness,
664
00:22:43,684 --> 00:22:51,550
I have hit upon a new
665
00:22:43,685 --> 00:22:51,550
Thursday night tradition.
666
00:22:51,617 --> 00:22:53,884
Ah.
667
00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:56,984
Tater Tot night.
668
00:22:57,050 --> 00:22:58,116
- Uh.
669
00:22:58,183 --> 00:23:00,984
- They are made
670
00:22:58,184 --> 00:23:00,984
from potatoes.
671
00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:04,517
- Which are vegetables!
672
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,650
- More like straight starch
673
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,650
and trans fats.
674
00:23:06,717 --> 00:23:09,350
Gretta: Like a cleanse
675
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,350
for your intestines.
676
00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:10,784
- Ah.
677
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:14,183
Gretta/Baldric: [inhale] Oh.
678
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,183
- Uh. Mm.
679
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,250
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