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Baldric/Gretta:
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♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪
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♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪
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♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪
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- Woo!
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Okay, guys.
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It's game day.
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Gretta: Glory to the brave.
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Baldric: Mm.
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Dwight: Are those the banners?
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- Indeed they are, Sir Dwight.
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- What think you?
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- All hail the Woodside
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Senior Center dodgeball team.
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Gretta: Hm?
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- Nice.
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And a scourge upon Lakeview
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and its senior citizens.
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Baldric: [clears throat]
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Dwight: Surrender
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Lakeview Senior Center
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or die like dogs.
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- Ha, ha!
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- I don't know
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what I expected.
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Baldric: Our banners will
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demoralize the enemy.
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- Guys,
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the Lakeview Senior Center
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is not our enemy.
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- You said it is
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the most important game
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of the season.
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- Yes.
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Dwight: Well, there is
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a long-standing
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dodgeball rivalry there.
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- Don't be nervous.
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- I'm not.
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I mean,
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I'm, not really, I mean,
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just a little bit, maybe,
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I'm just, you know,
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pre-game jitters,
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but win or lose,
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we get rootbeer floats.
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Gretta: I have just the thing
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for you, Sir Dwight.
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Hm.
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Ah.
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Hm.
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Baldric: Oh.
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Gretta: 'Tis a rabbit's foot.
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Dwight: Eh!
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Really?
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You just had that
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in your pocket?
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- For good luck.
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- Oh.
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- Well, luck doesn't win
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dodgeball games, Gretta.
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Good coaching and
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strong fundamentals
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wins dodgeball games.
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Baldric: We must leave
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nothing to chance, Sir Dwight.
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I have made a wager of 20 crowns
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on the Woodside Senior Center
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to win the day.
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- You made a bet on
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a Senior Center dodgeball game?
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- And I do not intend
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to lose.
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Ahh.
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- I finished my banner.
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- May the Lakeview
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Senior Center dodgeball team
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perish in flame.
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Hexela: I got 15 crowns
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ridin' on Woodside.
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Baldric: Not to worry,
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we gave Sir Dwight
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a rabbit's foot.
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Hexela: Oooh.
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Baldric: Yes.
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Hexela: What else have ya got?
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Baldric: Oh, well.
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[clatter]
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Hexela: Oh.
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- [sniffs]
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[gags]
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- This is cool.
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- What is it?
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Baldric: I think perhaps,
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I won it in a game
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of knuckle bones
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when I was in school.
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Hexela: Oh.
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Baldric: I think.
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I don't know.
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- It looks like.
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[snaps fingers]
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A twig on a twine.
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Dwight: Really, guys?
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You don't know what this is?
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Baldric: A stick on a string?
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Dwight: You mean,
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I know something about
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a weird old-timey thing
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that you guys don't know?
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Baldric: Well.
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- It's a whistle.
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Baldric: Oh.
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- The Vikings
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used to make them.
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I saw it in a documentary
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on history channel.
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Baldric: I knew that.
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- Here, watch.
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[phone alert]
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Game time.
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Let's go.
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- You two go ahead.
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Hexela and I are going to walk
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to the senior center.
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Hexela: Backwards,
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holding these hen's eggs.
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Baldric: Yes.
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Gretta: Ooo.
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For good luck.
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Hm.
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- 'Kay.
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Hexela: A five, six,
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seven, eight.
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Baldric: On to victory!
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Hexela: [chuckles]
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Dwight: All right, Woodside!
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Let's warm up!
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Nana: Woohoo!
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[tapping]
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[loud whistle]
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[loud rumble]
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[loud rumble]
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[loud rumble]
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[thump]
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♪
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Dwight: Okay, so
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about a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta
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and she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric
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cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
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to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with Gretta's
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big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ahhh!
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[kiss]
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they got me.
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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Gretta: Sir Dwight!
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Sir Dwight!
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Sir Dwight!
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- Honeybear?
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Kirk: Honey...bear.
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[small growl]
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Dwight: [gasp]
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Ah!
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Who the heck?
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- [growl]
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- Stop growling like that!
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- That's the reason.
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- Uh, uh!
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Nana: Dwight, honey, sit up.
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- No.
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- [growls]
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Dwight: No.
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Uh.
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Nana: Now let me look
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at your pupils.
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- Listen,
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we have on site security.
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Nana, get Stanley in here.
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- He gets so nervous
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about the Lakeview game.
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Last year he threw up
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into the ball bin.
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We had to sanitize all the balls
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before we could play.
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- Are you a berserker?
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- Huh?
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- That that you have there
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is the sound for retreat.
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It called us back
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to the ships.
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Now it calls me to you.
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From the regions of the dead.
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- My bad.
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You can get back
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to those regions,
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false alarm.
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- Sir Dwight?
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To whom are you speaking?
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Nana: I'm calling Dr. McLaren.
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I think you've got
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a concussion.
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- Are you for real
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saying you can't see this guy?
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- [growling]
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Dwight: Like seven feet tall,
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red beard with a bear
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on his head?
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Kirk: Are you a berserker?
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[growls]
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- Guys, I am
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in very serious trouble.
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[crash]
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[cheering]
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- Get it together, coach.
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Game's on.
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Bob: Welcome to
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the Senior Center dodgeball
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grudge match of the year.
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I'm Bob.
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Marla: And I'm Marla.
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We've been bringing you
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senior center dodgeball
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for 21 years.
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- That's right.
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We've been old longer than
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some of you have been alive.
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Marla: Today
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we're streaming to you live
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from the senior dodgeball
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YouTube channel.
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- Be sure to thank
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your grandkids
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for helping you get
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on the Internet
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so you could be part
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of the big game.
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- Well,
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we meet again Woodside.
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- Hey, Wayne.
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Uh, heard you got a new coach.
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Wayne: Oh, yeah.
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She's from the semi-pros.
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- Let's kick
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some Woodside butt!
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Wayne: Ye-ah hoo!
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Gretta: [gasp]
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Muster your courage, Sir Dwight.
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Hm.
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Wayne: Well, if it isn't
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Coach Yaki-puuuu.
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Don't worry, son.
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We brought extra sanitizer.
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[mocking laughter]
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Dwight: Looking forward
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to a [gags] good game.
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- Uh, you should be
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looking forward
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to a good butt-kicking!
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[laughing]
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Kirk: I don't like them.
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[growling]
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Let's kick in their faces.
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Dwight: What?
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- Or we can pull their arms off!
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- No!
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Nooo!
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No, no, he's,
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he's messing with you.
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You can't play dodgeball
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without arms.
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- We could use the little one
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to bludgeon the others.
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Dwight: Would you stop that!
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- Stalling?
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Let's play some dodgeball!
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- [whistle]
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Warming up, seniors.
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Wayne: Let's go.
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Come on.
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All right, ready.
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One, two, three.
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Dwight: We've got a problem,
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and his name is...
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What's your name?
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- Kirk.
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Dwight: Kirk.
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His name is Kirk.
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And he is a big problem.
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Thick, hairy, growly,
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the kind of problem that
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wants to pull people's arms off
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and use Wayne
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as a bludgeon.
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- I believe
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you are suffering
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from pre-battle hysteria.
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- It's this thing.
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- The stick on a string?
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Dwight: Whistle.
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Blow it.
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[whistles]
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[rumble]
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- [gasps]
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Oh, sweet heavens!
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It's a berserker.
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- Berserker?
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Kirk the Berserker?
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Gretta: Baldric, Hexela!
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Baldric: There.
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Now,
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nothing unfortunate can happen.
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Dwight: That's what you think.
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Gretta: Look what
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Sir Dwight has done.
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Hm?
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Dwight: Me?
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- Uh.
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Gretta: He has conjured
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the invisible ghost
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of a berserker.
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Baldric/Hexela: Why?
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- Oh, you know,
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it's just something
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I've always wanted to do.
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Conjure the berserker ghost
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that no one can see
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and I figured why not do it
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right before
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the big Lakeview game,
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that'll be fun.
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Baldric: Oh, well sure, yes,
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understandable.
347
00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:02,583
Hexela: Oh, well. Very.
348
00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:04,684
- Blow this whistle.
349
00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:05,216
Hexela: [clears throat]
350
00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:06,550
Baldric: All righty.
351
00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:07,517
[whistle]
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00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:10,617
[rumble]
353
00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,550
- Oh.
354
00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:13,550
Gretta: Hm?
355
00:09:13,617 --> 00:09:15,550
Baldric: It is a berserker.
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Hexela: Give me that.
357
00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,950
[whistles]
358
00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,417
[rumble]
359
00:09:21,483 --> 00:09:22,116
Hexela: [gasp]
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00:09:22,183 --> 00:09:23,850
But how?
361
00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:26,250
The berserkers are long dead.
362
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,984
Gone to a...
363
00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,383
what's berserker heaven?
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00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:31,450
Baldric: The Hall of the Fallen.
365
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Kirk: Not me.
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I am verboten.
367
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- What's verboten?
368
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- Forbidden.
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00:09:41,016 --> 00:09:42,150
Kirk: [sighs]
370
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Monica: [whistle]
371
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:44,083
There we go!
372
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,850
Hustle! Hustle! Hustle!
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00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:46,583
Ooo.
374
00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:47,950
Dwight: Okay, Kirk.
375
00:09:48,016 --> 00:09:49,750
How 'bout you stay here
376
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with Gretta.
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No kicking in faces.
378
00:09:51,617 --> 00:09:52,550
No pulling off arms
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and no using Wayne
380
00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:54,617
as a bludgeon.
381
00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:55,950
[pats]
382
00:09:56,016 --> 00:09:56,984
- Where are you going?
383
00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:58,250
Dwight: To coach this game.
384
00:09:58,316 --> 00:10:00,750
'Cause this is important.
385
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:01,517
- Ah.
386
00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:03,417
[scattered applause]
387
00:10:03,483 --> 00:10:06,850
Marla: Woodside and Lakeview
388
00:10:03,484 --> 00:10:06,850
are ready to duke it out.
389
00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:09,350
After Woodside's
390
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:09,350
embarrassing defeat last year,
391
00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:11,283
Coach Dwight is out to prove
392
00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:13,650
that he deserves
393
00:10:11,351 --> 00:10:13,650
that coach's polo.
394
00:10:13,717 --> 00:10:15,250
Bob: And Coach Monica
395
00:10:13,718 --> 00:10:15,250
of Lakeview,
396
00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:17,984
she's here to keep
397
00:10:15,317 --> 00:10:17,984
the Lakeview streak alive.
398
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,884
Marla: It's time for dodgeball.
399
00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,050
- [whistle]
400
00:10:21,116 --> 00:10:23,116
Monica: Hustle, hustle.
401
00:10:23,183 --> 00:10:23,950
Come on, quick, quick.
402
00:10:24,016 --> 00:10:24,550
Keep moving.
403
00:10:24,617 --> 00:10:31,617
Player: We got it.
404
00:10:31,684 --> 00:10:32,316
Monica: Oh.
405
00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:38,550
Bob: Woodside comes out strong.
406
00:10:38,617 --> 00:10:41,383
- What the?
407
00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,283
Bob: Another one goes down.
408
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,216
Monica: Help them!
409
00:10:44,283 --> 00:10:46,150
- I had that same injury
410
00:10:44,284 --> 00:10:46,150
last week.
411
00:10:46,216 --> 00:10:47,083
Checking the mail.
412
00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:49,083
- Lakeview's offense
413
00:10:47,151 --> 00:10:49,083
seems to be off.
414
00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,717
Bob: And so does their defense.
415
00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:54,817
- Oh, suck it up,
416
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,817
this is dodgeball.
417
00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:57,283
Come on guys!
418
00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,350
We got this.
419
00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:04,083
Woo!
420
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:05,383
Bob: They're so good at flopping
421
00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:08,050
they ought to be playing
422
00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:08,050
senior center soccer.
423
00:11:08,116 --> 00:11:08,617
Marla: [laughs]
424
00:11:08,684 --> 00:11:09,483
Good one, Bob.
425
00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:10,583
Bob: I'm just sayin'.
426
00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:12,316
Both: [laughing]
427
00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:13,483
Monica: [whispering]
428
00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:13,483
Do you see my team, ref?
429
00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:14,650
Do you see my team?
430
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,316
Do you see that they are all
431
00:11:14,718 --> 00:11:16,316
injured and on the ground?
432
00:11:16,383 --> 00:11:17,216
Are you gonna make the call?
433
00:11:17,283 --> 00:11:17,650
Ref: Yes.
434
00:11:17,717 --> 00:11:19,283
Monica: Okay.
435
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:20,350
Ref: [whistle]
436
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:21,417
According to league rules,
437
00:11:21,483 --> 00:11:24,350
any player who must leave
438
00:11:21,484 --> 00:11:24,350
the court due to injury
439
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,383
may be substituted by a player
440
00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:29,050
who is not
441
00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:29,050
a senior center member.
442
00:11:29,116 --> 00:11:29,750
- What?
443
00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:33,684
- Bring in the subs!
444
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:34,950
[multiple unzips]
445
00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:35,884
Bob: Whoa!
446
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,817
- This is
447
00:11:35,951 --> 00:11:38,817
a whole new ball game, folks.
448
00:11:38,884 --> 00:11:40,617
These Lakeview subs are--
449
00:11:40,684 --> 00:11:42,417
Bob: Not a day over 40.
450
00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:44,417
Look at the muscles
451
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,417
on that one.
452
00:11:44,483 --> 00:11:45,617
Baldric: Boo!
453
00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:49,417
Gretta: This is villainy!
454
00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:56,684
Kirk: [growling]
455
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,517
- What is the matter
456
00:11:56,751 --> 00:11:59,517
with you?
457
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:03,216
- He's a berserker, Sir Dwight.
458
00:12:03,283 --> 00:12:04,417
- He's going berserk.
459
00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,283
- It's what berserkers do.
460
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,550
- Nobody is going berserk!
461
00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:11,383
Not on my court, pal!
462
00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,283
Monica: Boy, you weren't kidding
463
00:12:11,451 --> 00:12:13,283
about this kid.
464
00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,450
- [yells]
465
00:12:14,517 --> 00:12:15,817
Wayne: Total basketcase.
466
00:12:15,884 --> 00:12:20,450
- [growls]
467
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:22,884
Kirk: [growls]
468
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,216
Dwight: Woop!
469
00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:27,050
Lakeview Team: [cheers]
470
00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:27,450
Dwight: Okay, Team.
471
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:28,784
We got this!
472
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,016
[claps]
473
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,817
Hey, they look big and scary
474
00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:32,817
but they got nothing on skill.
475
00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:33,717
Nana: Okay.
476
00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:34,550
- [whistle]
477
00:12:34,617 --> 00:12:35,216
Monica: Yes, yes, yes!
478
00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:37,583
Dwight: Go, go, go.
479
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:38,517
[smack]
480
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,517
Bob: Ooo.
481
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:40,817
[smack]
482
00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:42,016
[smack]
483
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,283
[smack]
484
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:43,583
Woman: Hiyah.
485
00:12:43,650 --> 00:12:44,316
[smack]
486
00:12:44,383 --> 00:12:45,717
Baldric: Oh.
487
00:12:45,784 --> 00:12:46,984
[smack]
488
00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:48,784
Bob/Marla: Euh.
489
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,283
Hexela: Boo!
490
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,750
- First set, Lakeview.
491
00:12:51,817 --> 00:12:54,216
[cheering]
492
00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:57,316
Bob: Lakeview wins
493
00:12:54,284 --> 00:12:57,316
the first set in an ambush.
494
00:12:57,383 --> 00:13:00,850
I haven't seen anything like
495
00:12:57,384 --> 00:13:00,850
that since the OK corral.
496
00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:02,550
Marla: Oh, Bob.
497
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:03,150
Bob: What?
498
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,050
Too soon?
499
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,216
- Lying, cheating bilge rats!
500
00:13:07,283 --> 00:13:10,650
Gretta: Shame and disgrace
501
00:13:07,284 --> 00:13:10,650
and dishonor upon Lakeview!
502
00:13:10,717 --> 00:13:10,984
- Guys!
503
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:11,650
Come on!
504
00:13:11,717 --> 00:13:12,684
Take it down a few notches.
505
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,750
- Please, Sir Dwight.
506
00:13:13,817 --> 00:13:16,050
Let me turn them into parsnips.
507
00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:18,350
Baldric: You would be doing
508
00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:18,350
the world a service.
509
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:19,650
- I second
510
00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:19,650
the berserkers idea
511
00:13:19,717 --> 00:13:21,750
that we pull their arms off.
512
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:24,684
Baldric: Because you can't
513
00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:24,684
play dodgeball without arms.
514
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:25,350
Ah?
515
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:26,350
- Absolutely not.
516
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,350
Baldric: Oh.
517
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,650
- It is up to us to be
518
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:29,650
the better human beings.
519
00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:30,850
Baldric: Bah.
520
00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:36,383
- Where's Kirk?
521
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,650
Ahhh.
522
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,050
Hey, knock it off,
523
00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:43,517
what do you think
524
00:13:40,117 --> 00:13:43,517
you're doing?
525
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,817
- Is there a problem, coach?
526
00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:47,083
- No-o.
527
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:48,617
No.
528
00:13:48,684 --> 00:13:49,917
No.
529
00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:52,283
No!
530
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:53,316
No.
531
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:54,283
No.
532
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:54,684
Kirk: [spitting]
533
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,550
Dwight: Noo.
534
00:13:55,617 --> 00:14:01,650
Ew.
535
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:06,016
No!
536
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,150
Hexela: Oo.
537
00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:08,517
- [whistle]
538
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:09,483
- Have fun out there!
539
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:15,316
That's the most important thing.
540
00:14:15,383 --> 00:14:17,817
- Dodgeball!
541
00:14:17,884 --> 00:14:19,116
- Oh.
542
00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:19,750
Lakeview Team: Hiyah!
543
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:24,817
[repeated smacks]
544
00:14:24,884 --> 00:14:25,917
Ref: [whistle]
545
00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:27,250
Foul on Lakeview.
546
00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:28,283
Illegal hits.
547
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:33,150
- [yells]
548
00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:42,917
- Come on. Come on.
549
00:14:42,984 --> 00:14:44,417
- Wha?
550
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:49,784
Kirk: Ha.
551
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,150
- Whoa.
552
00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:52,583
What was that?
553
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,950
Nana: You wanna tell me
554
00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,950
what the dickens?
555
00:14:55,016 --> 00:15:00,383
- Blow this whistle.
556
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:03,216
Nana: [whistles]
557
00:15:03,283 --> 00:15:04,316
[rumble]
558
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,884
Kirk: [growls]
559
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,650
Nana: What am I looking at?
560
00:15:09,717 --> 00:15:11,850
- A berserker gone berserk.
561
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:12,850
Kirk: Ha!
562
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,583
[crash]
563
00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:19,517
Kirk: Ha!
564
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:22,583
Bob: The Lakeview players
565
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:22,583
are down like bowling pins.
566
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,850
- Uh.
567
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,216
Out of bounds Lakeview,
568
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:27,550
second set, Woodside.
569
00:15:27,617 --> 00:15:28,817
- Ha, ha!
570
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,116
[cheering and applause]
571
00:15:31,183 --> 00:15:32,150
Marla: It's tied up.
572
00:15:32,216 --> 00:15:33,250
One to one.
573
00:15:33,316 --> 00:15:35,383
The next set wins it.
574
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,450
Bob: It's getting good.
575
00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:37,383
[laughs]
576
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:38,617
- That's it.
577
00:15:38,684 --> 00:15:41,183
I said, no berserking!
578
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,016
Are you trying to kill someone,
579
00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:44,016
you maniac?
580
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,016
I'm the coach,
581
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:47,250
and you are banned
582
00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:47,250
from this dodgeball team.
583
00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:49,550
[all gasp]
584
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:54,050
- [sighs]
585
00:15:54,116 --> 00:15:56,784
Marla: We may be witnessing
586
00:15:54,117 --> 00:15:56,784
a total emotional collapse
587
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,183
from Coach Dwight.
588
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:02,116
Bob: Poor kid, you remember
589
00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:02,116
last year with the ball bin?
590
00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:03,150
- [whistle]
591
00:16:03,216 --> 00:16:11,216
Take five, seniors.
592
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:12,583
Dwight: Kirk.
593
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:22,617
Kirk.
594
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,950
Hey, Kirk.
595
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:29,784
I- I'm sorry.
596
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:33,784
- Ah. Sir Dwight.
597
00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:39,150
Look at this tiny writing.
598
00:16:39,216 --> 00:16:42,684
Sound this whistle to call
599
00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:42,684
to your side,
600
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:46,650
the ghost who waits
601
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,650
upon the steps.
602
00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:47,583
Dwight: What steps?
603
00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:51,850
- Outside the Hall
604
00:16:47,651 --> 00:16:51,850
of the Fallen.
605
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,517
Baldric: Berserker heaven.
606
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,917
- Where all
607
00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:56,917
my berserker brothers have gone.
608
00:16:56,984 --> 00:17:02,650
Dwight: So, you're
609
00:16:56,985 --> 00:17:02,650
the ghost of a berserker,
610
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,817
but you can't get
611
00:17:02,718 --> 00:17:04,817
into the Hall of the Fallen
612
00:17:04,884 --> 00:17:07,784
with all the other berserkers?
613
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:08,917
Why not?
614
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:15,550
- I did something.
615
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:20,350
- It doesn't matter.
616
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,250
It was a long time ago.
617
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:23,583
Kirk: 1200 years.
618
00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:24,950
- You've been waiting
619
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:24,950
outside on the stairs
620
00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:30,450
for 1200 years?
621
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,817
Come on, Kirk.
622
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:42,850
From now on,
623
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:42,850
you're with us, okay?
624
00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,650
- [sniff]
625
00:17:45,717 --> 00:17:47,550
Dwight: Okay,
626
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:47,550
here you go, Janice.
627
00:17:47,617 --> 00:17:48,817
Here, here you go.
628
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:50,950
Monica: It's been more
629
00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:50,950
than five minutes,
630
00:17:51,016 --> 00:17:54,884
so if they're not going to play,
631
00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:54,884
then they forfeit.
632
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,417
- Death first!
633
00:17:56,483 --> 00:17:57,483
Hm, ha.
634
00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,417
Dwight: No.
635
00:17:58,483 --> 00:17:59,984
- I don't know, Dwight.
636
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:07,250
We're pretty beat up.
637
00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:08,984
Dwight: We bring in the subs.
638
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:19,016
[rock 'n' roll music]
639
00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:26,817
- Have you got a sixth player?
640
00:18:26,884 --> 00:18:27,684
- Kirk!
641
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,517
- Ha.
642
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,383
Dwight: Come on, buddie!
643
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:35,917
- Only the big, invisible guy.
644
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:39,383
- Five it is.
645
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:39,984
Nana: Okay.
646
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:40,350
Ref: [whistle]
647
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:50,383
Dodgeball.
648
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,316
- [growls]
649
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,050
You are safe, my lady fair.
650
00:18:54,116 --> 00:18:55,050
Nana: Thanks, Kirk!
651
00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:57,250
Kirk: [growls]
652
00:18:57,316 --> 00:19:00,550
[growls]
653
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,250
Hexela: [shrieks]
654
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:02,784
- There we go!
655
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,784
Hexela: [giggles]
656
00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:08,116
Woman: [grunts]
657
00:19:08,183 --> 00:19:18,150
[hissing]
658
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:28,183
Bob: These dadburn trifocals.
659
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:28,684
- [whistles]
660
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:33,850
Dodgeball!
661
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:40,684
Kirk: [yelling]
662
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:45,750
[growls]
663
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:46,884
Ref: [whistles]
664
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:48,850
Best of three, Woodside.
665
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,717
[cheering]
666
00:19:50,784 --> 00:19:51,750
- [yelling]
667
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:52,083
Monica: No!
668
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:52,984
Do over!
669
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,183
Marla/Bob: Yes!
670
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,216
Bob: All right!
671
00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:56,684
- There's no prize money,
672
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,116
there's no trophy,
673
00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:02,483
but Woodside gets to walk away
674
00:19:58,184 --> 00:20:02,483
with a year of bragging rights.
675
00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,850
Bob: And you don't want to be
676
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,850
on the wrong side of that one.
677
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:09,450
[cheering]
678
00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:11,950
Dwight: This is
679
00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:11,950
a rootbeer float.
680
00:20:12,016 --> 00:20:13,016
It's a gamechanger.
681
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:16,350
Baldric: Look at this in
682
00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:16,350
my encyclopedia of curses.
683
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:17,717
- What have we here?
684
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,884
- Roots afloat in beer.
685
00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:20,383
- Nope.
686
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,383
Baldric: Listen,
687
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:24,283
a verboten curse may be broken
688
00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:24,283
in only one way.
689
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:31,750
The accursed must save
690
00:20:24,351 --> 00:20:31,750
a human life.
691
00:20:31,817 --> 00:20:35,083
[slurping]
692
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,183
Dwight: Kirk! Kirk!
693
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,216
Great news!
694
00:20:38,283 --> 00:20:42,483
Like the best news
695
00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:42,483
you've heard in 1200 years!
696
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,950
There's a way to break
697
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,950
a verboten curse!
698
00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:48,450
All you have to do is
699
00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:48,450
save a human life.
700
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:50,517
I mean,
701
00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:50,517
that sounds doable, right?
702
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,350
You could be a fireman,
703
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:54,350
or a paramedic.
704
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,483
- [sigh] No.
705
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,350
- How about a lifeguard?
706
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:02,183
- Even if I did break the curse,
707
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:06,850
I wouldn't enter
708
00:21:02,251 --> 00:21:06,850
the Hall of the Fallen.
709
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:13,316
I can't face my brothers.
710
00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:17,050
Dwight: Listen,
711
00:21:13,384 --> 00:21:17,050
whatever happened,
712
00:21:17,116 --> 00:21:19,050
I'm sure they're over it.
713
00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:21,717
1200 years is a long time.
714
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:28,717
Kirk: Some things
715
00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:28,717
cannot be forgiven.
716
00:21:28,784 --> 00:21:29,517
[sigh]
717
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:33,183
Dwight: You can tell me.
718
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:39,850
I'll listen.
719
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:44,850
- I went to battle
720
00:21:39,918 --> 00:21:44,850
with my berserker brothers,
721
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:48,850
the battle went awry.
722
00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:50,950
They sounded the retreat,
723
00:21:51,016 --> 00:21:53,116
and called us back
724
00:21:51,017 --> 00:21:53,116
to the ships.
725
00:21:53,183 --> 00:21:55,717
I knew I could make it.
726
00:21:55,784 --> 00:22:00,950
That I would live,
727
00:22:01,016 --> 00:22:05,150
and then I saw one
728
00:22:01,017 --> 00:22:05,150
of my brothers,
729
00:22:05,216 --> 00:22:08,717
wounded,
730
00:22:08,784 --> 00:22:14,717
and calling for help,
731
00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:18,483
and I didn't go back.
732
00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:21,250
I left him!
733
00:22:21,316 --> 00:22:25,083
I ran for the ship.
734
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:26,617
That day,
735
00:22:26,684 --> 00:22:32,950
he earned his place
736
00:22:26,685 --> 00:22:32,950
in the Hall of the Fallen.
737
00:22:33,016 --> 00:22:42,984
And I earned my place forever
738
00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:42,984
outside of it.
739
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:50,316
[sighs] I'll stay here.
740
00:22:50,383 --> 00:22:56,717
If that's all right with you.
741
00:22:56,784 --> 00:23:02,083
Dwight: You can stay here
742
00:22:56,785 --> 00:23:02,083
as long as you want.
743
00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:06,016
[pats]
744
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:09,216
Come on,
745
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:09,216
let's get a rootbeer float.
746
00:23:09,283 --> 00:23:10,717
Come on, they're good.
747
00:23:10,784 --> 00:23:13,350
[laughs]
748
00:23:13,417 --> 00:23:14,417
♪
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