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♪♪
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[soft footsteps]
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Six thousand steps to go?
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[running footsteps]
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[breathes heavily]
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Oh, come on!
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That was more than nine steps.
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Baldric: Huzzah!
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Ha-ha.
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Oh, look at what I found,
Sir Dwight.
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[laughs]
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'Tis my old hunting frock.
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Oh.
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Many a dragon came undone
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at the mere sight
of this beauty.
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- Nice.
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Baldric: We are finally
unpacking the wardrobe crates
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we brought over from the castle.
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It's as if my world
has been reopened to me.
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Huh, oh!
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[laughs]
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Oh, can you believe
I ever wore this old thing?
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[chuckling]
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♪♪
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Uh...how garish.
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Gretta:
I fear I have outgrown this.
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Dwight: Wow.
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Kid-sized armor.
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Gretta: What good
would this do me now
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if I were I to run into a goblin
or an ogre or a troll.
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Dwight: Well, maybe it won't be
a goblin or an ogre or a troll.
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Maybe it'll be something nice.
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Like a...
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Cute kid with lemonade.
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- [short chuckle]
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- Hey, Mr. Baldric.
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- We'll take the whole load.
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And the wagon.
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Lulu: Thanks for
supporting Lulu's Lemonade.
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- [grunts]
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- Take this, little Lulu...
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may it preserve your young life
in battle.
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[sighs]
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Baldric: Ah.
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Gretta: Ooh!
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Lulu: You want
Strawberry Lemonade next week?
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- Uh, pink, if you please.
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- Or cherry!
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Baldric: Sir Dwight,
make yourself of use
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and unpack that crate
while I don my Royal Court Robe.
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Dwight: Yeah, sure thing.
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Baldric: Ha-ha.
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- Baldric, another one of your
completely different outfits.
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- 'Tis my burial shift.
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When the day comes, Sir Dwight,
see to it I am buried in this.
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[intensely] Promise me.
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- 'Kay.
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- Good lad.
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[jingling]
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- [chuckles]
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Huh, somebody's not afraid
to make a bold statement.
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These.
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Guys?
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Huh?
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[bells jingling]
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Ah!
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[frightened grunting]
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Guys, seriously.
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- Does this one
make me look overfed?
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Dwight: [grunting continues]
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Guys!!!
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Ahhhh!
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Ahh, guys!
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- Sir Dwight has just
stolen our jester pants.
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- [frightened yelling]
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- Shall we pursue him, Highness?
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- [manic laughing]
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- Something's amiss.
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- Well, I can't possibly
give chase
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in my Royal Court Robe.
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I will change!
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♪♪
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Dwight: Okay,
so about a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta,
and she was in big trouble
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'cause she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric,
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's big,
scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ahhh!
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[kiss]
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...they got me.
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♪♪
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Ah!
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♪♪
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Ow!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[screaming]
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Fence! Fence!
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[screaming]
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[panting]
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Car!
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Road! Road!
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[short, high-pitched screams]
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[car honks]
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Cross at the crosswalk,
you maniac!
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[grunting]
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Ahh.
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Hello?!
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Are you even listening to me?!
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[panting]
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Gretta: Sir Dwight?
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- Help!
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- With what?
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Dwight: These pants!
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They have a mind of their own!
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- How so?
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Dwight: They want to go
that way!
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Wait, that way.
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No, over there!
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That way!
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No, over there.
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[stomach grumbles]
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T-Turkey bacon's backing up--
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- Sir Dwight is unwell.
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Dwight: I was perfectly well
until these pants jumped on me.
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Gretta:
The pants leapt upon you?
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Dwight: Well see,
when you say it like that,
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it sounds crazy.
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[groaning and grunting]
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- Oh dear.
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- Oh dear, indeed.
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Dwight: What?
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What's 'oh dear'?
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- Clearly you have been
seized upon
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by demonic pant legs.
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Baldric: Mm.
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The devil is in the pants.
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- What is it with you two?
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It doesn't always have to be
a demon or a devil.
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Maybe there's
a simple explanation.
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- Such as...?
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Dwight: Such as...
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the pants have been
cooped up in a crate
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and need some fresh air?
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Baldric: Why would pants
need fresh air?
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- Why would pants be possessed?
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- That is exactly
what we need to find out.
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- [grunting]
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Baldric!
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[thud]
Dwight: [shriek]
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All: [grunting]
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Dwight: Do we have a plan B?
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Baldric: On the count of six,
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Highness,
you leap out of the way
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and Sir Dwight
will unhand the pole.
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- Why six?
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- Ready.
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- Six!
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Dwight: Ah!
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[thud]
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Baldric: Haha!
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Victory!
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- [groaning] Not for me.
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Gretta: Ah!
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We must rid you of these pants.
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Dwight: Hey, w-wait, hold up...
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- Urgh!
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They. Don't. Want.
To. Come. Off!
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Dwight: Just in case they do,
you should know,
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the poop emoji boxers,
they were a gift from Nana.
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[magical sparkling sound]
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[yelp]
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Whoa, what the...
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- You're free!
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Baldric: [yells]
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[frightened groaning]
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[yelps]
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- [frustrated grunt]
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- [panting]
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
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- That's a wrinkle.
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- Make haste!
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[upbeat music]
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Dwight: Is it possible
just to keep
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the poop emoji thing
just between us?
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♪♪
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Baldric: [yelling]
Disperse, peasants!
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Move away!
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Stand aside!
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Scatter!
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Run for your lives!
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Ahhh!
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[crash]
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I am too aged for this.
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[pie splatters]
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- Gah!
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Dwight: I am so sorry.
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So, so, so, so, so sorry.
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- Sir Dwight, help me!
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- [panting]
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Gretta: Ha!
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You're trapped, Devil Pants!
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- Probably not Devil Pants.
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- Yield, Demon Leg-wear!
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- Or Demon Leg-wear.
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- Well, then what are they
and what do they want?
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[magical sparkling sound]
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Gretta: [grunting]
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Aw, floof.
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[screaming]
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Baldric: [grunting] Sir Dwight.
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- Now give it a nice swing
and hum your favorite tune--
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- [begins humming]
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[cellphone rings]
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- Oh! I beg your pardon.
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Oh, continue.
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Hum, hum, hum.
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And keep that fish swinging.
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Baldie boo, darling...
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- We're on our way
with a nine hundred and eleven!
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Hexela: [on phone] Oh!
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Baldric: Hello?
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- Sorry, dropped my fish.
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What were you saying?
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O-Oh, keep humming.
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Don't mind me.
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And swinging.
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Swing, swing, swing.
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[chuckles]
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Baldric... hello?
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- [soft humming]
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- Better.
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- [panting]
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Gretta: [distraught grunting]
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[shriek]
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- No!
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[thump]
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[magical sparkling sound]
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Oh, man.
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- Well, well.
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- [frightened grunting]
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- No.
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- [continues grunting]
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- Most disturbing.
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Baldric: You fear the worst?
250
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:18,818
- Always.
251
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:19,585
- Why?
252
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,455
Why always fear the worst?
253
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,489
- Tell me all.
254
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,892
- [frantic yelping]
255
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,662
- We were unpacking
our crates of clothes...
256
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,363
- [gasp] Ooh!
257
00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:31,664
Did you find your hunting frock?
258
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,565
- I did.
259
00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:34,600
- It always makes you
look so gallant.
260
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:38,771
Baldric: Well, maybe I shall
wear it again for you next time.
261
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:42,375
Baldric/Hexela:
[flirtatious chuckling]
262
00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,876
[slap]
- Ah!
263
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,112
Baldric: [clears throat]
We were, as I said, unpacking
264
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:49,548
and Sir Dwight
donned the jester pants.
265
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,984
- Yeah, that's one way of saying
they freaking jumped on me.
266
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,653
- And then on me.
267
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,489
- And then on me.
268
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,290
Dwight: And now back to me.
269
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:02,795
- Curious.
270
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,929
Oh, hexcellent.
271
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,832
Keep up the good work,
you're doing beautifully.
272
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,967
Baldric: Come.
273
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,536
On the count of eight,
we shall pounce on Sir Dwight.
274
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,303
- On eight?
275
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,505
Why not NOW?!
276
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,372
[yelps]
277
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,674
- A futile effort, I fear.
278
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:20,646
Dwight: [yelping]
279
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,515
Guys?
280
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,083
- Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm!
281
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,618
Behold.
282
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:26,652
Dwight: What?
283
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:27,953
What?
284
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,022
I can't see.
285
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,190
- Ludicriso.
286
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,527
- I thought he was just
a bedtime story.
287
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,094
- What?
288
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,195
What bedtime story?
289
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,131
- Designed to frighten children.
290
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,233
- Why would you want to
frighten children at bedtime?
291
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,670
- This story, I fear,
may be based in fact.
292
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:48,441
Baldric: You mean to say
that Ludicriso is... real?
293
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:49,075
- That's not a door!
294
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:49,809
That's not a door!
295
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,310
[thump]
296
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,578
Who's Ludicriso?
297
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,915
Gretta: A maniacal court jester
who lures children to his castle
298
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,217
and makes them into pudding.
299
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,854
- That is the one.
300
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,122
[timer beeps]
301
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,391
Oh, has it been six minutes?
302
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,193
Oh.
303
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,662
Woman: [humming]
304
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:10,996
- Let's not overdo it.
305
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:13,933
The fish likes a nice swing
and a hum--
306
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:14,900
- That's a dead fish.
307
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,937
- But too much is...
just a little too much.
308
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,505
[chuckles]
309
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:29,715
Dwight: [frightened grunting]
310
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:30,883
Oh, come on, man!
311
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:31,750
Ahh!
312
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,685
[bang]
313
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:33,452
Ow!
314
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,320
Gretta: Until we find a remedy,
315
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,721
we must keep Sir Dwight
and the pants
316
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,456
contained in this room.
317
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,959
- Agreed.
318
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,193
- Oh, don't mind me.
319
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,129
I'll just be sittin' here
banging my head against the...
320
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:43,896
Ooh!
321
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:44,663
Nana: Hey, kids!
322
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,599
- Ahhhhh!
323
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,466
- Wow, Dwight.
324
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,668
Those are some fancy pants.
325
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,871
- They're Ludicriso's pants.
326
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,939
- A demonic jester.
327
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:58,544
- And a fabulous pudding maker.
328
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,814
- This is not
how I saw this day going!
329
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:02,348
[thump]
330
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,048
Oh!
331
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:06,785
Ah, ah.
332
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,753
[watch alert]
333
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,022
Oh, just got my 10,000 steps.
334
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:13,325
[thud]
335
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,226
- You okay, honey?
336
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,294
- [groans]
337
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,795
Nana: You okay, pants?
338
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,897
I want you to know
339
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,099
I don't believe everything
I hear about people--
340
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:20,933
Ah!
341
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,902
[thump]
342
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,337
- [panting]
343
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,238
That was not me.
344
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,139
You know that, right?
345
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:34,313
[magical sparkling sound]
346
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,981
- Oh dear.
347
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,484
[motorcycle revving sound]
348
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,587
Ahhh!
349
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:46,292
♪♪
350
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,928
- We're never going
to catch her.
351
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:52,231
- She'll be pudding by sundown.
352
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,666
- Come on guys, that way.
353
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,533
Alder Street.
354
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,836
I'll call a car.
355
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:03,242
- [yelping]
356
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:09,782
Okay, Fancy Pants,
it's just you and me now.
357
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:10,950
[car tires screech]
358
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,717
Oh!
359
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,351
Dwight: Gotcha.
360
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,986
[door slams]
361
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,922
- [giggling]
362
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:20,459
- [grunting]
363
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,160
Whatever, pants.
364
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,461
You're not goin' anywhere.
365
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,729
Seat belts, everybody.
366
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,663
Buckle up.
367
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,365
All right, safety first.
368
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,333
- Get the pants.
369
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:36,609
- Ah!
370
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,912
- Your sadistic master
will make no pudding today!
371
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:40,312
- Whoa!
372
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,281
[thwap]
373
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:46,085
Good gravy, I'm sorry!
374
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,886
[magical sparkling noise]
375
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:53,592
Where'd they go?
376
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,361
- Ugh, not again.
377
00:14:55,362 --> 00:15:03,302
All: [yelling and grunting]
378
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,137
- Get those pants.
379
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,840
- Uncle, uncle!
380
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,775
- Ancient infirmed one!
381
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:10,509
Nana: [shrieks]
382
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,644
- No!
383
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:12,211
[grunting]
384
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,912
[car door rolls open]
385
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,481
No, no!
386
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:24,923
[grunting]
387
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,458
- That way, turn left!
388
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,460
- She's crossing to the park--
go around!
389
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:36,135
Baldric: Go, go, go, go!
390
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,836
[pants jingling]
391
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:38,871
Dwight: They're heading
for the woods.
392
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,839
Nana: Those are some pants
in a serious hustle.
393
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,274
- Ludicriso, for certain!
394
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,542
- Not for certain at all.
395
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,943
Baldric: He'll be dining
on Princess Pudding
396
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,712
within the hour.
397
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,813
- [both] Eww.
398
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,416
Baldric: We cannot let
the princess reach the woods.
399
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,984
Coachman, halt!
400
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,319
[car tires screech]
401
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:58,624
Dwight: [grunting]
402
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,025
Baldric:
I will flank her from the west.
403
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,894
Lady Nana, from the north!
404
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,429
- On it!
405
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,830
Baldric:
Sir Dwight, take the south.
406
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,365
Dwight: South, south, south...
407
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,700
Okay, got it!
408
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:08,334
Great ride.
409
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,103
Five stars.
410
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,172
[car door slams]
411
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,207
- Ah!
412
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:19,511
Gretta: [panting]
413
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,913
Pardon!
414
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,181
Dwight: Stop right there!
415
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,615
- Sir Dwight!
416
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,416
- Ha-ha!
417
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,486
[pants jingling]
418
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,487
- Hold it right there.
419
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,722
[pants jingling]
420
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,223
- [sighs]
421
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,725
Dwight: Easy now, Fancy Pants.
422
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,460
We're not gonna hurt you.
423
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:37,529
Baldric:
Oh, I intend to hurt you.
424
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,630
Ah!
425
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,631
- Sorry!
426
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,700
[heavy breathing]
427
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,738
- [coaxing]
Good pants, good pants.
428
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,239
- No... no, no, no, no, no!
429
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:47,773
- Ahhh!
430
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:51,643
- [grunting]
431
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,847
Huh?
432
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,248
This is getting really old!
433
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,649
[upbeat music]
434
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:09,862
♪♪
435
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,196
On your right!
436
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,400
Ahhhh, ahh.
437
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,635
- Remember when
we had that kind of energy?
438
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,337
- Love the pants!
439
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,973
- Thank you!
440
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:23,842
Ahhhhhh, ahhhh!
441
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:30,215
♪♪
442
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:37,122
[frantic laughter]
443
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:40,959
- Sir Dwight, no!
444
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,495
- [panting]
445
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,264
I don't think
we've been formally introduced.
446
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,000
My name is Dwight
and I don't deserve this.
447
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,469
I've been Citizen of the Month
three times this year already.
448
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,904
Do you know how hard that is?
449
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,739
Ooh!
450
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,174
Gretta: Sir Dwight?!
451
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,210
Nana: Honey bear?
452
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,814
Baldric: Sir Dwight?
453
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,283
Honeybear?
454
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,285
- [frightened groaning]
455
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,786
Spiderwebs!
456
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,789
[screams]
457
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,826
♪♪
458
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,961
[manic, high-pitched yelp]
459
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,729
- The cry
of a frightened damsel.
460
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,797
[manic, high-pitched yelp]
461
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,532
- Nope, that's my boy.
462
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,500
[yelp]
463
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,936
- This way!
464
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,070
- That was a boy?
465
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,173
♪♪
466
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,708
Dwight: ...and I volunteer
at the Woodside Senior Center
467
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,210
every Friday.
468
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,345
And who's gonna organize the
Recycling Fair this September
469
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,279
if I'm a pudding?
470
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,484
Huh?
471
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,253
Ah-ha, we've hit a dead end!
472
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,423
Huh?
473
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,024
Are you kidding me?!
474
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,459
[screams]
475
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,529
[grunting]
476
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,197
Listen, I love your tenacity.
477
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,867
You're a real go-getter.
478
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:59,972
A real asset
to your crazy jester boss.
479
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,240
I'd like to offer you a job
480
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,242
outside of
the kid pudding industry.
481
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,945
I could really use
your kind of can-do attitude...
482
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,415
[leafy footsteps]
483
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,017
- How on earth
did Ludicriso's pants
484
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,785
come among our belongings?
485
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:17,656
- No doubt placed there
by our enemies.
486
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,526
- I've lost his trail.
487
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,593
- [choking back tears]
That it should end like this
488
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,296
for Sir Dwight.
489
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,199
- [also tearing up]
Made into a pudding.
490
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,503
Nana: He's not a pudding yet.
491
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,873
There!
492
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,308
[snoring]
493
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:40,979
[pants jingling]
494
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,447
[crash]
495
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:47,185
- [frightened grunting]
496
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,186
You should know...
497
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,689
I-I have athlete's foot,
498
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,493
a-and intestinal parasites
and rabies!
499
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:58,297
Nobody wants any of that
in their pudding!
500
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,097
Ow!
501
00:19:59,098 --> 00:19:59,831
Ow!
502
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:03,035
How is this not hurting you?
503
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,436
[soft footsteps]
504
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:08,507
- [sniffs] Do you smell pudding?
505
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,008
- Steel yourself, princess.
506
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,777
We may be too late.
507
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,345
Dwight:
[shrill scream in the distance]
508
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,413
- Dwight!
509
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:20,018
Baldric: Follow that high,
dainty scream!
510
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,788
- [continues grunting]
511
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,957
[ominous sound]
512
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:29,161
[frantic panting]
513
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:34,232
There's a psycho jester
in there, huh?
514
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,667
Ah!
515
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:40,272
Noooo.
516
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,473
[bang]
517
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,841
[doors creak open]
518
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,277
[panting]
519
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:49,281
[silence]
520
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,483
Oh.
521
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,686
Gretta/Baldric/Nana: Noooooo!
522
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,757
[silence]
523
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:04,196
Oh.
524
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:10,068
[magical sparkling sound]
525
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,570
- Look at that.
526
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,138
A fancy shirt.
527
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,807
Gretta: Not a maniacal
jester cannibal?
528
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,644
- Aw, they're so cute.
529
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,278
They just wanted to be together.
530
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,713
- Isn't that darling?
531
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,982
Look at them all cuddled up.
532
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:28,387
Baldric: Perhaps Ludicriso
is just a bedtime story,
533
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,187
after all?
534
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,022
Gretta: I was so certain
535
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,923
those pants
had a sinister motive.
536
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,759
- Well, see?
537
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,127
Everything in the world
is not evil
538
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,294
and trying to kill you.
539
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,063
Sometimes,
there is an adorable explanation
540
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:49,141
with a happy ending.
541
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:58,016
- Now there are two of them
and they are eyeing us.
542
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:05,724
Back. Away. Slowly.
543
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,659
- Forget it.
544
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,228
[ding]
545
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,764
Oh, 32,000 steps.
546
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,434
- Good for you, sugar pie.
547
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,402
- Yeah,
I think I'm good for awhile.
548
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:20,872
Baldric: On seven, we scatter.
549
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:21,840
Seven!
550
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,243
[both screaming]
551
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,244
♪♪
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