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Dwight: So here's pretty much
everything you need to know.
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Baldric: This is Emelian,
the son of the royal woodcutter.
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Gretta: And the first boy
I ever loved.
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Dwight: This is the tree
you guys want to cut down?
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Gretta: I will kill any man
who touches this tree!
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It's...
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Baldric: Her mother.
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Emelian: I swear
to protect the queen
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with my life
until the end of my days.
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Gretta: I dub thee,
knights of the realm,
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and protectors of the queen.
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[peaceful music]
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♪♪
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[kick stand going down]
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[contemplative music]
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♪♪
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[terrifying roar]
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- Uff.
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Ah!
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- Sir Dwight?
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- [weak voice]
Hey Emelian.
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Emelian: [grunt]
I beg your forgiveness.
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I mistook you for--
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Dwight: A rival woodcutter,
I know.
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- Sir Dwight!
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Well, how goes peasant school?
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Dwight: Uh, you know,
it goes okay.
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Everybody misses you.
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Your lab partners in biology
are getting' kinda concerned.
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Emelian: Dad!
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[liquid spilling]
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Yoska: Son, I found another.
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Emelian: No.
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- Another?
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- What's amiss?
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Yoska: This makes three.
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- Three of what?
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- Oak trees, Your Highness.
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Emelian: Who would do
such a thing?
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- No honest woodcutter.
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- Okay, what are
we talking about here?
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- Some monster is
cutting down the ancient oaks.
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- Like an actual monster,
monster?
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Yoska: No, just cutting them
down leaving them to rot.
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It's senseless.
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To fell an ancient tree
is sin enough,
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but for no purpose.
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- What if
there is a purpose?
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You two weren't
the only woodcutters
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who sought this tree.
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Dwight: So, you think whoever's
out there in the woods
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killing the oak trees,
is looking for...
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What's the plan, Gretta?
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- I am going
to find the killer
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before they find my mother.
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[ominous music]
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[theme music]
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Dwight: Okay, so
about a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician,
Baldric cast the champion spell.
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Put everyone
in the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with
Gretta's big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ah!
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[kiss]
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Dwight: they got me.
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♪♪
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Ah!
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♪♪
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Ow!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Dwight: All right,
[grunt] got everything!
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And, 12 minutes ahead
of schedule.
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Emelian: What have you there?
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- The ultimate
wilderness survivor pack,
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forest edition.
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Emelian: [sigh] All right.
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- 'Kay.
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- Sir Dwight,
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seeing as you are
the princess's champion,
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are you close
to her thoughts?
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- Uh...
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Emelian: [grunt] Ah.
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- Sir Emelian!
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Dwight: Dude, you okay?
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- Yeah, no harm done.
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Dwight: Oh, that is going
to require immediate attention.
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Emelian: It's just a scratch.
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- This is why
I am first aid certified.
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All right.
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Let's see what we got in here.
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[snap]
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[inaudible]
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Dwight: Can you hold that?
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Just like that.
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Whoa, hey, calm down.
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Let's practice our breathing.
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[breathing deeply]
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Slow down that blood flow.
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[rip]
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Antibiotic, sting-free,
wound-cleansing wipes.
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Emelian: I'd hardly call it
a wound.
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Dwight: Sorry, does that hurt?
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Emelian: Did what hurt?
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- Okay.
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Aerosol-free, antiseptic spray
promotes natural blood-clotting.
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[spritzing]
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Just keep arching your back,
just all the way, like, mm.
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Great, okay.
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[gagging]
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And boy, yep, that's a doozy.
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All right, and, ta da!
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- Are those cats?
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Dwight: Yeah,
for every bandage sold,
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they donate a penny
to homeless shelters
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for kittens.
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[birds crying out]
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[footsteps]
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Dwight: Chlodwig!
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- Well met, fellows.
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Gretta: What brings you
so deep into the woods
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on this day?
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- I might ask you
the same thing.
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Emelian: We're looking
for a woodcutter.
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- Aren't you
a woodcutter?
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Gretta: A rival woodcutter
killing oak trees.
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Emelian: Have you seen
any sign of them?
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- Follow me.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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- Double-headed axe,
recently sharpened.
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[moist mouth noises]
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on a rock, crystal, stone.
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It's the work
of a master woodcutter.
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- But do you know who?
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- Kill the tree,
leave the wood,
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it's expressly against
the woodcutter's code.
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- Woodcutters have
a code?
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- But why?
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Emelian: Without a code,
all would be chaos.
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Dwight: I think he means
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why is somebody
serial killing oak trees.
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Emelian: Huh, there's a few ways
to tell if a tree is magic,
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you can chew the leaves,
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boil the bark,
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you can write it a poem--
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- Wait, what?
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Really?
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- Although the easiest way
to tell is to--
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- Cut it down.
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Everyone comb the ground
for any trace of the villain.
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Emelian: Sir Dwight,
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Prince Chlodwig.
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Chlodwig: Hm?
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Emelian: Does the princess
hold any special love
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in her heart?
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Chlodwig: Oh, many, many, many.
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She loves
a glazed hog's head.
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And boot sweets.
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- I don't think
that's what he means.
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Chlodwig: And the honey buns
made by Little Debbie.
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- No suitor
has claimed the heart
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of the princess.
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Chlodwig: Wasn't there
a paperboy?
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Dwight: Yeah, that's over.
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Emelian: So, neither of you
would oppose me making my suit?
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- You-
You're gonna make a suit?
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Is it gonna have a shirt?
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- For the hand
of the princess.
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Now that I am Sir Emelian,
Knight of the Realm,
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I may dare seek
the princess's heart.
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- Uh.
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Emelian: My father says
it's time to pick a wife,
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though he would much rather
me marry a woodcutter.
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Dwight:
But you're like my age.
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Chlodwig: You are in luck,
Sir Emelian.
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I am considered by many to be
an expert in matters of love.
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- Yeah, not so much.
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Chlodwig: I shall help you
woo the fair princess.
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- Please don't say woo.
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- Come fellows!
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Look at this.
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Look at the size
of these footprints.
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Chlodwig: Look at the size
of Sir Emelian's muscles.
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[manly grunt]
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Emelian: [weak laugh]
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They disappear into the thicket.
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- Into the thicket we go,
with haste.
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- Wait!
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I suggest we split up.
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- Oh.
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Emelian: We could cover
more ground.
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Dwight: All right, hold on.
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Before anybody goes anywhere,
we need emergency walkies.
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Gretta.
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Emelian.
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Okay.
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Chlodwig.
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Okay, so,
if you have something to say,
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hold the button down
and talk.
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Testing, one,
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two,
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three.
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Yeah.
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Chlodwig:
Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.
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Gretta: [laughs]
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Chlodwig: Le, le, le, le, le.
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Hey nonny-nonny.
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- Chlodwig, um.
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- Listen carefully.
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The princess will go
in that direction,
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with the strong, valiant
and handsome Sir Emelian.
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Sir Dwight and I will go
in the other direction
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without the strong, valiant,
and handsome Sir Emelian.
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- Copy that.
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[birds chirping]
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Gretta: We lost his trail.
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Emelian: Princess,
I have a question.
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Gretta: How could such
a big-footed man vanish
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without a trace?
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Emelian: No.
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I have a question about you.
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♪♪
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- This will do nicely.
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'Tis a sticky bog.
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- I see that.
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[flies buzzing]
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[slap]
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[inaudible]
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Man, we are getting eaten up
out here.
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[splork, splork]
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Dwight: Ha.
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Plant-based, non-lethal
mosquito repellant.
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[spritzing]
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Ah, it smells like citrus.
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Hey Chlodwig, you wanna try
astronaut ice cream?
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- Not now, Sir Dwight.
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I have a plan.
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- Did you mean
what you said?
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- What I said?
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- When we met
in your castle by surprise.
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You said that, you,
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well you said that I... was.
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Chlodwig: [over walkie]
Princess Gretta!
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Sir Emelian!
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Help!
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Gretta: What's the alarm?
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Chlodwig: You came
but a moment too late.
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Sir Dwight and I
were attacked
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by a sticky bog monster!
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- What?
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- [gasp]
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Chlodwig: An immense,
blood-lusty brute
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with claws for legs
and one giant eye.
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Emelian: What happened?
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Dwight: Ask him.
266
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:37,096
- It tried to pull us
into the sticky bog.
267
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,365
Emelian: You're most fortunate
it did not succeed.
268
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,500
Anybody who ever steps a foot
in the sticky bog,
269
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,836
never steps a foot out again.
270
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:44,637
Chlodwig: [quietly]
You will thank me for this
271
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:45,704
on your wedding day.
272
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,639
Gretta: What?
273
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,606
Aaaaaah!
274
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,541
[splat]
275
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,109
Emelian: Gretta!
Dwight: Gretta!
276
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:50,843
[thick, liquidy sounds]
277
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,344
Chlodwig:
Now's your chance!
278
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,879
- [coughing and gasping]
279
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,047
Emelian:
Come here, come here.
280
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,149
Grab my hand.
281
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:57,983
Chlodwig: Yes, Sir Emelian.
282
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:58,984
- She's stuck!
283
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,487
- 'Tis not called
a sticky bog for nothing.
284
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,322
- Help me get
off the ground!
285
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,123
Emelian: [grunt]
286
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:07,026
Reach, reach, reach.
287
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:07,693
- I got it!
288
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,830
Gretta: Get me out of here!
289
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,697
- [whispering] Sir Dwight!
290
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,866
Gretta: Reach!
291
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:21,674
Dwight: [grunt]
292
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,443
Grab on!
293
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,879
Heave-ho guys!
294
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:33,886
Dwight and Emelian: [grunting]
295
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,621
Chlodwig:
Yes, Sir Emelian, yes.
296
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,123
Great work, yes.
297
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,757
Oh, so strong.
298
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,359
Oh.
299
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,828
Dwight and Emelian: [grunt]
300
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:48,701
Dwight: Okay,
try and swing to us.
301
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:51,270
Come on!
302
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:57,009
Gotcha!
303
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,979
- You just saved my life.
304
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,681
- [growl]
305
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,250
- Here, I have
a microfiber towel
306
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,887
in here somewhere.
307
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,222
Chlodwig: [fierce whisper]
A perfect opportunity bungled.
308
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,157
Emelian: Pardon?
309
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,024
Chlodwig: [fierce whisper]
The sticky bog!
310
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,126
It was your chance
to prove yourself!
311
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,762
Gretta: You pushed me
into a sticky bog!
312
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,230
- My motives were pure!
313
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,999
Gretta: What possible motive--
314
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,501
[deep bubbling]
315
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,504
[clicking and squealing]
316
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,139
- STICKY BOG MONSTER!
317
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:27,806
Emelian: Whoa!
318
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,008
- Ah!
319
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:29,708
- Even better!
320
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,809
Emelian: What?
321
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,645
Chlodwig: Fight the monster,
you oaf!
322
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,647
[squealing roar]
323
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,848
Emelian: Get behind me,
princess.
324
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,116
- That's the spirit!
325
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,717
- Stop, that's ridiculous!
326
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:43,022
I'm the one with the sword.
327
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,523
- Where's the--
328
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,090
[squealing roar]
329
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,026
Dwight: Where's the--
330
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,494
Bear spray!
331
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,929
[tsssszzzz]
332
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:58,971
[high squeals of pain]
333
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,039
- Run!
334
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,874
[yelling]
335
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:02,775
- Sorry!
336
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,677
[squealing continues]
337
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,813
Dwight: [yelling]
338
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:14,653
[defeated growling]
339
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:21,894
[birds chirping]
340
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,696
- Hm.
341
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,364
[light splash]
342
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,499
Chlodwig:
What an unsettling texture.
343
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,567
- Right?
344
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,803
Emelian: Two perfect
opportunities bungled.
345
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,605
- Listen, here's the thing
about Chlodwig's plan--
346
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:33,606
- I have it!
347
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,607
Dwight: Of course.
348
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,610
- I shall disguise
myself as a fiendish brute
349
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:40,479
and set upon the princess,
at which time she--
350
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,780
- Will beat the snot
outta ya.
351
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:46,218
Chlodwig: She will be
in a state of profound terror.
352
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,622
And that is when
you will race to the rescue.
353
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:50,456
- Uuuh.
354
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:53,626
- You will fight me
and she will--
355
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,794
- Totally know it's you
and think you're both psycho.
356
00:14:55,795 --> 00:15:00,232
Chlodwig: And you will be naming
a wedding date before sunset.
357
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,768
Dwight: See, I see a lot
of holes in this plan.
358
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,470
Chlodwig: If this plan works,
359
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,006
you will name your first son
Chlodwig.
360
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:07,840
- If this plan works,
361
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,175
I will name my first son
Chlodwig.
362
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,877
- And I will mentor
young Chlodwig
363
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:15,281
as if he were my own seed.
364
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:20,319
- Please don't say seed.
365
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,488
Hey!
366
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,456
He just ran off
with my survivor pack.
367
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,592
Emelian: Sir Dwight, I think
I understand the plan.
368
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,626
- That's amazing.
369
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,228
- How shall I know
when the princess is seized
370
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,363
by the fiendish brute?
371
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:37,303
[scream]
372
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,471
[manly growl]
373
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,172
- Wow.
374
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,241
He threw that together quick.
375
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:46,578
Emelian: [cheerfully]
Unhand the princess or die.
376
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:46,979
[thud]
377
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,049
[grunts]
378
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,850
[wham]
379
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:57,656
[thud]
380
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,223
- That's it!
381
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,625
You are out of control
382
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,493
and gonna get somebody
seriously hurt.
383
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,495
Come on Chlodwig,
nobody's buying it, all right?
384
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,331
Take off the stupid mask,
385
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,699
lose it!
386
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:16,608
[ominous music]
387
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:23,449
[bellow]
388
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:30,422
- Stoyan!
389
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,790
Dwight: You know this guy?
390
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,424
Gretta: [struggling]
391
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,126
- Rival woodcutter.
392
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,328
- You shan't stop me, boy.
393
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,832
Not you, nor your father,
nor anyone.
394
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,700
The tree is mine!
395
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,369
Emelian: We searched these woods
for years.
396
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,804
Found nothing,
there's no magic tree.
397
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,140
- You're a better liar
than your father,
398
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:52,211
but you're still a liar.
399
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,981
Gretta: Sir Emelian,
can you reach my dagger?
400
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,984
Emelian: No, just your talkie.
401
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,352
- Her walkie?
402
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,354
Hold down the button.
403
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:02,788
[blip]
404
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:03,922
Emelian: Done.
405
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:04,823
Dwight: Chlodwig!
406
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:05,657
Hey, Chlodwig!
407
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,825
Come in!
408
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:12,765
Help!
409
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:17,636
Chlodwig: Mm.
410
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,339
I am here, brother.
411
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,508
- What are you wearing?
412
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,710
- Frightening, isn't it?
413
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,477
Dwight: Oh, yeah.
414
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,612
Gretta: You look like a--
415
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,313
Dwight: Just say fiendish brute.
416
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,082
Gretta: What?
417
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,583
Emelian: Untie us!
418
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,785
[metal ringing]
419
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,386
[intense music]
420
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,655
♪♪
421
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,656
Emelian: Dad!
422
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,993
- Son!
423
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,060
- We found the bad guy!
424
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,095
Yoska: Who?
425
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:43,796
Dwight: Ah!
426
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:47,766
Yoska: Stoyan!
427
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,435
[heroic yell]
428
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,736
- [growl]
429
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,071
All our lives,
we've cut wood in this forest,
430
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,308
nothing to show for it,
but scars!
431
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,910
We could be rich men!
432
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,211
All of us!
433
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,246
- She's not
just a tree, Stoyan!
434
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,514
- Eeyaaah!
435
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,384
[grunting]
436
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:05,951
Emelian: Yaaah!
437
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,085
[grunting]
438
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:19,798
[grunting and blows]
439
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,099
- [grunt]
440
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,202
- [laughing]
441
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,069
Yeeahh.
442
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:24,570
[metallic ring]
443
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:28,407
- Hya!
444
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,408
[thud]
445
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,309
[weak spritz]
446
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:36,381
[click, click]
447
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,483
- Sir Dwight!
448
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:42,921
Stoyan: [roar]
449
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,957
Yoska: Don't!
450
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,458
- [screaming] Noooo!
451
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,626
[thunk]
452
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,428
[powerful magical noise]
453
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:53,365
[explosion]
454
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,067
[faint whooshing]
455
00:18:55,068 --> 00:19:03,242
[gasping]
456
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,111
[peaceful music]
457
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:11,717
[faint whooshing]
458
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:24,296
Emelian: Dad,
that could have been us.
459
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,966
[birds chirping]
460
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:39,478
♪♪
461
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:54,426
♪♪
462
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,093
♪♪
463
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,396
Emelian: Princess Gretta.
464
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,665
When you didn't come
this morning, I...
465
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,133
Is anything amiss?
466
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,068
- I must upon occasion
make an appearance
467
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,169
at peasant school.
468
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:09,875
- On occasion?
469
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:10,909
- My father and I
would speak with you,
470
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:16,114
Your Highness.
471
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:19,284
Yoska: Your Highness, uh,
472
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,087
we are sworn
to protect the Queen Tree.
473
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,088
- But as we have all seen,
474
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,823
it's apparent
the Queen Tree--
475
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:29,761
- Needs no protection.
476
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,562
Yoska: We beg your leave
477
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,966
to return to the woods,
Highness.
478
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,802
- To the woods?
479
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,471
Yoska: The trees of the woods
have no one to defend them.
480
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:43,575
It is the woodcutter's code
to protect the forest
481
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:51,783
for the generations yet to come.
482
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:55,354
- Sir Yoska and Sir Emelian,
483
00:20:55,355 --> 00:21:00,058
Knights of the Realm,
and protectors of the Queen.
484
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,595
You have fulfilled your office
with honor.
485
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,264
I give you leave to return
to your home
486
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,568
and appoint you guardians
of the woods.
487
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:17,309
♪♪
488
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:32,257
♪♪
489
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:35,127
♪♪
490
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,162
Dwight: Hey guys!
491
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:43,268
Wait up!
492
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:50,542
You guys could probably
use this.
493
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:54,646
- You are always welcome
at our fire, Sir Dwight.
494
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,213
[smack]
495
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,283
- Huh, thanks...man.
496
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:03,355
Emelian: Farewell, Sir Dwight.
497
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:06,258
- [weak laugh]
498
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:09,094
Farewell, guys.
499
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,606
Yoska: I know the wife
for you, son.
500
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:22,407
Emelian: Dad.
501
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,742
Yoska: Tobar's daughter,
Everelda.
502
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:24,643
Emelian: [groan]
503
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,411
Yoska: Now
that girl can swing an axe.
504
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,046
Emelian: I don't want a girl
who can swing an axe.
505
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,281
Yoska: She's got the shoulders
of a bull.
506
00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:30,148
Emelian: [groan]
507
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,516
Yoska: She'd bear you
gargantuan sons.
508
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:31,983
Emelian: No! No!
509
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:32,484
Stop!
510
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,618
No!
511
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,387
- What?
512
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,055
She's got hands like a man!
513
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,056
♪♪
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