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(man panting)
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(man groans)
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(creature speaking in the distance)
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(tense music)
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(man screaming)
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(blood squelching)
(creature laughing)
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♪ It's a beautiful day
and I'm feeling happy ♪
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♪ I'm feeling fine ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
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♪ Don't waste this sunshine ♪
♪ It'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
♪ And I'm feeling happy ♪
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♪ I'm feeling fine ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
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♪ Don't waste this sunshine ♪
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♪ It'll be all right ♪
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♪ Sun is out ♪
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♪ Days are long ♪
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♪ Ice-cream in my hand ♪
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♪ Nothing could be wrong ♪
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♪ Bright skies hanging over my head ♪
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♪ Feel the warmth of the sun's rays ♪
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♪ Smiling as she said ♪
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♪ And I know and I know ♪
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♪ It'll be all right ♪
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♪ And I know and I know ♪
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♪ It'll be all right ♪
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♪ Because it's a beautiful
day and I'm feeling happy ♪
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- [Willy] This is Wacky
Willy, the voice of
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The Old's Golf Club Radio.
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Yes, it's a beautiful day,
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but it's gonna be a tee-riffic weekend
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at the Complete and Putter
Madness Golf Tournament.
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No, if, and-
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(Landon yelling)
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- Turn that off!
- What?
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- Turn that fucking thing off!
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- I can't understand you.
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Let me try and cut this thing off.
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- Why doesn't he just move?
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- No, stop.
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- Sorry about that.
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- Turn that fucking thing off.
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- Sometimes these old things get stuck.
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Usually not a problem,
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usually not pointing
right in someones face.
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- Just turn that fucking thing off.
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I just- (man yells)
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- Sorry.
Sorry about that.
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Don't touch me with
your retarded jizz rag.
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As I was saying, I just came down to say
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what an amazing job you're
doing with the course.
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- Well, thanks Mr. Landon.
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I've been trying really hard for you.
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- This weekend is a very
important weekend for me
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and the club, and I couldn't
be happier with the greens.
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You may be one of the biggest
pieces of worthless shit
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I've ever laid eyes on,
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but Goddamn, you can take care of grass.
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- It's all thanks to
my special fertilizer,
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it's my own secret recipe.
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- That fertilizer?
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That I just drank a half a gallon of?
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- The very same.
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- What's in that stuff?
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- Nitrogen, potassium, phosphorus,
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which aids in photosynthesis.
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- Of course.
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- Micronutrients, dechlorinate acid,
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tetracycline acid, bleach, ammonia.
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And of course my secret family additives.
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- Which are?
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- Well, sir, if I told you that,
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with all due respect I'd have to kill you.
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- Yes.
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And this is safe for people?
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- I mean, sure.
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I huff it all the time and I'm fine.
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- Yeah.
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What about the animals?
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- I haven't seen them huffing it.
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- No, you boob, is it safe for them?
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- Probably not.
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- Oh well, fuck 'em. (laughs)
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They don't pay any dues
on the greens anyway.
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As long as my big money friends are safe
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to knock around some balls,
that's all I care about.
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(both laughing)
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(siren blaring)
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- Oh no.
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Oh no.
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Not on my good weekend.
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(upbeat music)
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- What you doing, Googie?
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- Reading.
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- Reading?
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- What the hell are you reading for?
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- Yeah, why you reading?
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Trying to transform words
into pictures in your brain?
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- I don't know.
I just like reading.
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- You like reading.
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- Oh, you like reading, huh?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, we got something for you to read.
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- Yeah, read this.
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It's called You, Me and Everyone.
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Making life better for your
friends, family and the world.
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I think it may help you with
some of the social anxiety
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you seem to exude here at the club.
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- Changed my life.
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I think I'd still be in
the closet without this.
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- You're gay, Smitty?
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- Oh, I wish.
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I was actually trapped in the closet.
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Luckily I found this book,
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grabbed it and whacked away at the door
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until the handle fell off.
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Saved my life.
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(man panting)
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(cat screeches)
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- What is it, hole boy?
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- Something happened on hole 15?
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- It's Gordy?
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What, what happened to Gordy?
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- You're shitting me, hole boy.
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(hole boy farts)
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(indistinct)
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- For the love of all
that's worth my time,
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what happened here?
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- Looks like one of your employees
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didn't make it home last night-
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- I don't care about him.
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What happened to my
beautiful landscaping here?
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I have the biggest tournament
of the season this weekend,
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and you are putting
chalk lines on my greens.
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- Sir, please listen to me.
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My hat says police.
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Sir.
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Sir.
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I'm gonna need you to stop
contaminating my crime scene.
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- Your crime scene?
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- That's what I said.
- You're crime scene?
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What about my golf course?
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I can't have my members
playing through a dead caddy.
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Do you know what will happen
if my members see this?
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You think they wanna
think about death here
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at the Old Glory Holes Golf Club?
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No, they don't.
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If they wanted to think about death
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they'd stay at home with their wives.
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They come here to forget about death.
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- Well, we at least have
to wait for an ambulance.
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- The ambulance?
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You wanna drive an
ambulance on my golf course?
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- That's what I said, didn't I?
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- On my greens?
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Two days before the
biggest event of the year?
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Do you know what type of
money plays through here?
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Policeman's ball money,
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killed an unarmed 10 year old kid,
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need to not go to jail money.
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- How would you like us
to get rid of the body?
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- This is why I have money
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and you're just some golf pig.
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I have ideas, thoughts.
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The best thoughts.
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If you had half the
thoughts I had in one night,
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you'd be, well, you wouldn't
be right here right now.
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Watch and learn.
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Watch and learn, stupid.
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(playful music)
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(body crunching)
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(man farts)
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(camera clicks)
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- Ugh, gross.
You liquified him.
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(body squelching)
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- You want the real stuff? Right here.
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(somber music)
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- Take your place upon the wall
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of heroes that have fallen before you.
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Sleep now, you prince amongst princes.
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You tiptoed your way into our lives,
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but only for a moment you stayed.
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Oh, but what an imprint your footsteps
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have had upon our hearts.
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- I'm gonna miss that guy.
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He had the cleanest balls
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of all the ball cleaners of the club.
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- He had the cleanest balls ever.
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- His balls were spectacular.
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The shine.
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- The whitest.
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- The shine.
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- If I had to have the
balls of any of us caddies,
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and I know you guys would say the same
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without shame or envy, I'd
want to have his balls.
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- Staring into his balls
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was like staring into the balls of God.
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- No one...
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No one could do to balls
what he did to balls.
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- The stroking.
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- The rubbing.
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- The right amount of pressure.
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- You would just take his fingertips,
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starting at the base of the ball,
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working his way round the ball,
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draining the balls holes
of dirt, and debris.
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(man grunting)
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Damn, hole boy.
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You said what we were all thinking.
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You motherfucker.
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Goddamn, now I know this
mother is gonna rest in peace.
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Now let's get out there
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and do the best damn
caddying we've ever done.
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And let's do it for Gordy!
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- For Gordy!
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- [All] For Gordy!
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(ominous music)
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- When my father handed
this golf club down to me,
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he put a lot into my little hands.
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He ran this golf club for 35 years,
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grew it from a pitching putt
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to the greatest golf club
in the tri-state area.
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Now it's my turn to take the wheel,
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make it even bigger and better.
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My first year I started the
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Complete and Putter
Madness Golf Tournament
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and I've been running
it for four years now.
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It's been the biggest, the
biggest golf tournament,
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this club, this country
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and from what I hear,
this world has ever seen,
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I have a lot to worry about
leading up to the tournament.
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Now I have to deal with
dead caddies on my green.
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I can't have this.
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Everybody knows I'm the
best golf club owner,
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the very best golf club owner.
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I give my members what they need.
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You know what happens if I stop
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giving my members what they need?
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I stop getting what I want.
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I stop getting the money,
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the power,
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the ego fulfillment.
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Is that what you want?
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- I'm just a groundskeeper.
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- No.
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Actually, that's not what any of us want.
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If I lose my power, we all lose our power.
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You understand?
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- No, not really.
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- I understand, sir.
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- I can't have these
caddies ruining my big day.
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- No. No.
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They're wild.
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They're out there screaming
and yelling, well dying.
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These are not the things
that you or your member,
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members should have to deal with.
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No, no, no.
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You've done all you can to
prevent this type of situation.
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Yes, yes.
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You just relax.
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Let me, Miss Flannager,
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your best friend and personal
assistant take care of it.
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Why, a man of your stature
(giggles) should not have to deal
267
00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:35,668
with this type of situation,
268
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:39,963
with skin so soft and
smelling of fresh linen.
269
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:45,663
Yes, and the shoulders of a
strong, independent woman.
270
00:15:46,671 --> 00:15:49,195
I don't need no man!
271
00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:51,898
- Jesus Christ with a
boner on the jew cross.
272
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,043
Get away from me!
273
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,673
- Can I go?
274
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:04,820
- My answer to this problem
is a new caddy manager,
275
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:10,078
someone who won't take any cuff
from those little shitheads.
276
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,628
And there's only one person I know
277
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:14,193
that can handle this mission.
278
00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:18,213
My niece Becky.
279
00:16:20,823 --> 00:16:23,406
(sultry music)
280
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:41,253
She knows nothing about golf.
281
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:46,410
Or the day-to-day
operations of being a caddy.
282
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,533
But she's family.
283
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,793
I see no better person for the job.
284
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:57,199
You're gonna spy for me.
285
00:16:57,201 --> 00:16:59,553
I mean, you're gonna manage for me.
286
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:05,370
Oh, manage them real good for me.
287
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,905
Solve all my problems.
288
00:17:07,907 --> 00:17:10,953
You're so sexy and beautiful.
289
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:16,563
No man cannot listen to, respect you.
290
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:20,818
Is she the most beautiful female specimen
291
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,498
you've ever seen?
292
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,998
- Damn fine, sir.
293
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,431
Yes. (giggles)
294
00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:28,678
- If I could still get a male erection,
295
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,333
you know, I'd have one right now.
296
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,963
Bicycle accident, '84,
hasn't worked since.
297
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:38,968
- Don't worry.
298
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,608
I'll infiltrate that group
of mindless sperm bags
299
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:45,298
and turn this whole goddamn
caddy operation around.
300
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,278
I'm gonna go in there like a wrecking ball
301
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:51,268
until they all do my bidding one by one.
302
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,503
Believe you me.
303
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:54,583
- Oh, I do.
304
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:58,123
(all laughing)
305
00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:14,309
(upbeat music)
306
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:22,487
I'm spraying these greens every day.
307
00:18:23,254 --> 00:18:24,671
Gotta keep going.
308
00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:27,753
Can't stop now.
309
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:32,193
This always reminds me of Vietnam!
310
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:39,344
My platoon, they're pinned down.
311
00:18:39,346 --> 00:18:41,248
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
312
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,911
I'll save you, guys.
I'll get you out.
313
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:46,408
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
314
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,788
They're everywhere.
315
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,833
We got Charlie all over the place.
316
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,568
Oh, we're gonna get out boys.
317
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,578
I'll make sure we get to the chopper.
318
00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,948
I make sure, we'll get you there.
319
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,950
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
320
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:06,160
I'll get the flamethrower ready!
321
00:19:09,577 --> 00:19:10,660
Need the gas!
322
00:19:16,236 --> 00:19:17,069
Oh.
323
00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:19,148
Hello there.
324
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:20,973
How are you?
325
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,270
You're such a cutie.
326
00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:37,025
Oh no!
327
00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:46,779
How is it possible?
328
00:19:48,447 --> 00:19:50,163
No, stop.
Please.
329
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,403
What the fuck?
330
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,268
- Remember me? Wacky Willy.
331
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:06,633
We're 20 minutes into the
movie, here's another song.
332
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,133
- No, (indistinct)
333
00:20:19,238 --> 00:20:24,238
- Okay guys, settle down.
334
00:20:27,718 --> 00:20:31,803
Okay guys, I have a pretty
important announcement to make.
335
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,313
So if you could all just settle down.
336
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:40,913
- My boombox!
337
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,491
(rock music)
338
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,517
Whoa, whoa, time out.
339
00:20:56,428 --> 00:20:57,261
Boobies.
340
00:21:01,918 --> 00:21:02,918
Hubba hubba.
341
00:21:04,182 --> 00:21:05,641
- Okay, fellas.
342
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:08,818
What are the three ups of caddying?
343
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,472
- [All] Show up.
344
00:21:10,474 --> 00:21:13,173
Sheep up and shut up.
345
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:17,098
- That's right, very good, very good.
346
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:21,543
So if you could all just shut
up and please try to keep up.
347
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:27,628
Yes, well, I have a very
important announcement to make.
348
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:30,478
Fellas, I'd like you to meet Becky.
349
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,943
She's our new caddy manager.
350
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,568
- What? A new manager, gimme a break.
351
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:40,018
- I'm not gonna let this
beaver boss me around.
352
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,218
What about Mr. Bobbi?
353
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,738
He's the best damned caddy
manager I've ever worked with.
354
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:47,938
- Oh, Mr. Bobbi's been
dead for two years now.
355
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,698
Yes. (giggles)
356
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,098
- I thought he was just mad at us.
357
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,013
- We really do have to do
something with that body.
358
00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:59,758
- All right, that's not what's important.
359
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,218
What's important is there's
a new manager in town
360
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,168
and things are gonna change.
361
00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:05,698
- Like how?
362
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:09,688
- Like, like no gum.
363
00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:11,308
You guys can't chew gum.
364
00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:12,508
- Nobody's chewing gum.
365
00:22:12,510 --> 00:22:14,938
- Good, we're off to an amazing start.
366
00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:16,378
You see how great I am?
367
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,733
- You are amazing.
368
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,828
Yes.
369
00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:22,228
- Now, which one of you pube holes
370
00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:23,398
wants to show me around
371
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,498
and fill me in on your
day to day around here?
372
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,848
- I'll fill you in, baby.
373
00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:27,808
- What's your name?
374
00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:28,933
- Around here...
375
00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:31,743
They call me fingers.
376
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,438
- Why do they call you that?
377
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,843
- Oh, I'm sure you'll find out.
378
00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:38,818
(fingers crunching)
379
00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:41,488
Oh God, my fingering fingers.
380
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,190
- Now they're your broken fingers.
381
00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:46,948
Anyone else wanna be a smart ass?
382
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,613
Now I'm gonna ask again,
who wants to show me around?
383
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,263
You, what's your name?
384
00:22:57,265 --> 00:22:58,702
- Googie.
385
00:22:58,704 --> 00:23:01,378
- Well, Googie, it looks
like you've been elected.
386
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,018
Now get your bony ass
up and let's do this.
387
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,788
The rest of you get back to work
388
00:23:05,790 --> 00:23:08,590
doing whatever it is you
pecker pinchers do around here.
389
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,463
- You're all in trouble now, yes.
390
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,453
- Get outta here, Flannager,
you brown nose pug wad.
391
00:23:16,410 --> 00:23:19,066
- Things are gonna change around here.
392
00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:22,348
Yes they are. (giggles)
393
00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:23,684
- Thanks a lot guys.
394
00:23:23,686 --> 00:23:25,622
(caddies laughing)
395
00:23:25,624 --> 00:23:28,118
You suck, bony ass!
396
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,612
- Who likes reading now?
397
00:23:30,614 --> 00:23:33,197
(upbeat music)
398
00:23:35,776 --> 00:23:38,443
(playful music)
399
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:45,873
- No.
400
00:23:47,548 --> 00:23:48,693
What are you doing?
401
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,778
Don't even think about it.
402
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:55,438
You are not going to take that sandwich.
403
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,830
It's not for you.
404
00:23:57,832 --> 00:23:59,433
It's for the gophers.
405
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,163
He's gonna take the sandwich.
406
00:24:03,210 --> 00:24:05,158
We're going to code red.
407
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,974
Be on alert, I repeat, be on alert.
408
00:24:08,976 --> 00:24:11,637
He's gonna eat it.
He's gonna eat it.
409
00:24:11,639 --> 00:24:13,939
I don't have any more
money for another hogey.
410
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,368
Oh, that's it.
411
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,218
The mission's compromised,
mission's compromised.
412
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,453
Abort, abort.
413
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,688
Drop the sandwich, son.
414
00:24:27,690 --> 00:24:29,668
You take another bite
and I'll slit your throat
415
00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:31,704
and I'll remove that tasty morsel
416
00:24:31,706 --> 00:24:34,228
from your overstretched stomach.
417
00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:35,133
Comprende?
418
00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:38,081
You think I'm playing?
419
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,753
Go ahead, take another bite.
420
00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:42,338
See if I'm playing.
421
00:24:44,794 --> 00:24:46,155
Drop it.
422
00:24:46,157 --> 00:24:46,990
Drop it.
423
00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:48,920
There you go.
424
00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:51,533
Now, get the hell outta here.
425
00:24:51,535 --> 00:24:54,285
(dramatic music)
426
00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:09,553
(gopher crying)
427
00:25:10,570 --> 00:25:12,487
- Mission accomplished.
428
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:19,768
- So let's just say hypothetically,
429
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:22,768
I don't know anything about
golf or what a caddy does.
430
00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:24,598
Tell me what you guys do around here.
431
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,908
- Being a caddy is a very important job,
432
00:25:26,910 --> 00:25:29,098
one that gets overlooked a lot.
433
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:31,498
We're a good golfer's number one tool.
434
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:35,158
We walk the course with
them, we carry their bags.
435
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,462
- Couldn't they just use
a golf cart for that?
436
00:25:37,464 --> 00:25:40,918
- Could a golf cart calculate
the yardage on the next pin?
437
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,678
Could it tell 'em what club
to use on the next shot?
438
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,578
Could a golf cart go ahead
and scout the shot for them?
439
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,398
Could it clean and locate their balls?
440
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,198
Rake sand traps?
441
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,488
And then there's weather
variables, marking the greens,
442
00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:59,023
more than anything else, we...
443
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,628
A caddy makes the game
more enjoyable for a golfer
444
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:07,378
by handling mental tasks,
speeding up the process,
445
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:08,998
being a support for them.
446
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,063
A caddy is a golfer's
best friend and confidant.
447
00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:14,992
- You're kind of a loser around here.
448
00:26:14,994 --> 00:26:16,255
- I don't think so.
449
00:26:16,257 --> 00:26:18,148
- No, I can tell these things.
450
00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:19,528
I can smell it on you.
451
00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:22,258
Same way a dog can smell
when a woman's on her period.
452
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,208
- Is that a thing?
453
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:26,728
- Why do you let those guys pick on you?
454
00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:28,316
- I don't know.
455
00:26:28,318 --> 00:26:31,528
I think the guys are pretty cool dudes.
456
00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:34,648
Maybe it's because I'm a
38 year old caddy trainee
457
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:36,748
and they're all championship caddies.
458
00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:38,518
- Championship caddies?
459
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,428
- Yeah, there's a special
ranking system for caddies.
460
00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:44,368
- Doi! You think I didn't know
about the ranking systems.
461
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,201
You think I didn't know
462
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:47,098
there was different ranks for caddies?
463
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,418
How could I be the caddy manager
464
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:49,898
if I don't know this stuff, huh?
465
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,199
- I didn't mean anything by it.
466
00:26:51,201 --> 00:26:52,228
I just thought you wanted to know.
467
00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:54,478
- I didn't go to Caddy Management College
468
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,328
for four years to have
some snot rocket trainee
469
00:26:57,330 --> 00:26:58,935
thinks he knows more than I do.
470
00:26:58,937 --> 00:26:59,768
- Sorry.
471
00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:00,601
- You got that?
472
00:27:00,603 --> 00:27:01,434
- Yeah.
473
00:27:01,436 --> 00:27:02,267
- You got it?
474
00:27:02,269 --> 00:27:03,268
- I said yes.
475
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,188
- You think I didn't go to
caddy management college?
476
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,898
Do you think I'm lying about that?
477
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:09,268
- I didn't even know such a thing existed.
478
00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:11,373
- There is a thing and I went there.
479
00:27:12,618 --> 00:27:13,768
- Okay.
480
00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:15,028
- I did.
481
00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:15,861
- Okay.
482
00:27:15,863 --> 00:27:17,588
- I'm not lying.
483
00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:20,140
- Look, I better go fish
the balls out of the lake.
484
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,888
- Don't blow this, Becky.
485
00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:27,538
I'm not going to.
486
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:29,158
He's onto us.
487
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,058
No, he's not.
488
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:31,768
He knows you're a fake.
489
00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:33,058
You're a fake.
490
00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:35,818
We have to get him on
our side at any cost.
491
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,233
At any cost.
492
00:27:39,163 --> 00:27:41,830
(playful music)
493
00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:48,543
- That's some good gopher bait.
494
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,903
Alright, you son of a
bitch, let's do this.
495
00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:06,170
Now I'm gonna spray you
with some of this stuff
496
00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:09,423
and nothing's gonna happen.
497
00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:11,608
You got nothing.
498
00:28:11,610 --> 00:28:14,193
That other gopher was just a fluke.
499
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:22,100
My patented fertilizer
does not turn you fuzzy,
500
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:29,043
adorable creatures into sadistic, mutated,
501
00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:34,348
blood hungry devil gophers.
502
00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:35,583
Do we have an agreement?
503
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:41,578
Good, once we prove that this formula,
504
00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:45,238
my fertilizer does not do the above,
505
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,588
I will let you go and
we'll forget all about this
506
00:28:49,590 --> 00:28:53,223
and we'll go on with our happy lives.
507
00:28:57,630 --> 00:28:58,593
Here we go.
508
00:29:02,735 --> 00:29:05,652
Oh, just in case this does turn you
509
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,358
into a mutated killing machine...
510
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,148
Not that it will.
Not that it will,
511
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:15,628
but just in case, I'm sorry.
512
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:20,630
And please try to remember my compassion.
513
00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:24,298
Thank you.
514
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:27,663
Deliver me from thine enemies, oh God.
515
00:29:28,590 --> 00:29:33,063
Defend me from those
that rise up against me.
516
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:38,547
(fertilizer spraying)
517
00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:44,458
You're okay!
518
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:45,688
You're okay!
519
00:29:45,690 --> 00:29:48,058
See, it wasn't my formula.
520
00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:49,142
It was...
521
00:29:49,144 --> 00:29:51,841
(ominous music)
(Gopher groaning)
522
00:29:51,843 --> 00:29:52,676
No, wait.
523
00:29:54,124 --> 00:29:55,291
Don't do that.
524
00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,779
(Hambone laughs)
525
00:30:01,474 --> 00:30:04,828
You got, you had me.
You had me.
526
00:30:04,830 --> 00:30:08,252
I'll tell you what, you really
know how to pull up a prank.
527
00:30:08,254 --> 00:30:10,837
(man laughing)
528
00:30:13,494 --> 00:30:15,827
Oh shit, you're not kidding.
529
00:30:16,687 --> 00:30:17,914
Oh no.
530
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:18,749
Oh no.
531
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,513
What have you done, Hambone?
532
00:30:25,185 --> 00:30:26,458
What am I gonna do?
533
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:28,738
What are you gonna do, Hambone?
534
00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:30,740
You're always doing something like this.
535
00:30:32,115 --> 00:30:33,538
Who knows how many of these creatures
536
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,990
are out there running around.
537
00:30:37,858 --> 00:30:39,958
Wait, Mr. Landon.
538
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,060
He'll know what to do.
539
00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:45,279
(creature growling)
540
00:30:56,991 --> 00:30:58,164
- No,
541
00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:59,476
no,
542
00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:00,311
no.
543
00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:03,303
This is unacceptable.
544
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:08,668
You mean to tell me that if these gophers
545
00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,318
ingest your formula,
546
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,683
they turn into these little
killer freaky gophers.
547
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:17,073
- That seems to be the case.
548
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:21,268
- And you're saying there
may be more of these
549
00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:24,658
mutated shitbags running around my course.
550
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:26,698
My course?
551
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,908
- Other than this one,
I've only seen one other.
552
00:31:29,910 --> 00:31:31,855
But it's not a crazy idea to think that
553
00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:33,663
there's more out there.
554
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,613
And we're sure this thing is dangerous?
555
00:31:39,630 --> 00:31:41,523
- One attacked me on the green, sir?
556
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,398
- But are we certain.
557
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,595
- I'm 50% certain,
558
00:31:46,597 --> 00:31:49,833
but there's only a 30%
chance that that's right.
559
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:53,853
- 50% certain?
560
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,678
Well, let's find out just how dangerous
561
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,753
these little flea bags can be.
562
00:32:04,692 --> 00:32:05,525
Flannager!
563
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,553
- Yes sir?
564
00:32:08,452 --> 00:32:10,352
- Stick your hand in that gopher trap.
565
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:14,368
- That trap right there, sir?
566
00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:18,088
- Yes, that trap right there, Flannager.
567
00:32:18,090 --> 00:32:20,398
Well, is it safe, sir?
568
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,318
- Safe?
Of course it's safe.
569
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,668
Would I lie to you?
570
00:32:23,670 --> 00:32:26,488
- Oh, well there was that one time, sir.
571
00:32:26,490 --> 00:32:28,708
- And I found a cream to fix it.
572
00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:30,508
No harm, no foul.
573
00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:31,648
- You're right there, sir.
574
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,775
- Of course I am.
575
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:35,488
Now stick your hand in there.
576
00:32:35,490 --> 00:32:37,263
After we'll go get some mimosas.
577
00:32:48,686 --> 00:32:53,686
(Miss Flannager yelling)
(intense music)
578
00:32:55,227 --> 00:32:58,680
Get that disgusting thing outta here!
579
00:32:58,682 --> 00:32:59,991
Have some coot.
580
00:32:59,993 --> 00:33:00,824
- Sorry, sir.
581
00:33:00,826 --> 00:33:02,909
It's totally my bad, sir.
582
00:33:06,987 --> 00:33:09,981
- I can't let these
gophers ruin my tournament.
583
00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:12,988
There's no way I can refund a hundred
584
00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:17,488
of the richest, mediocre
golfers their entry fees.
585
00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:18,628
I already spent half of it
586
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,973
on underage, wheelchair bound hookers.
587
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,850
This problem has to be solved
before it gets out of hand.
588
00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:38,890
Our mission
589
00:33:41,610 --> 00:33:44,218
is to rally the caddies
590
00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:48,520
and have them round up all
these godforsaken things.
591
00:33:48,522 --> 00:33:51,243
- Should I inform the troops
of the entire situation?
592
00:33:52,350 --> 00:33:53,583
- Hell no.
593
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,508
As far as they know,
594
00:33:57,510 --> 00:34:00,298
they're gonna be collecting your average,
595
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:05,223
cute and cuddly, fun-loving,
run of the mill gophers.
596
00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:10,018
- Do I have clearance to
use any force necessary?
597
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:10,953
Deadly force?
598
00:34:11,851 --> 00:34:14,218
- You can bomb every one
of the little bastards
599
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,838
as far as I care.
600
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,393
As long as this weekend
goes off without a hitch.
601
00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:24,963
- As you know, I am disciplined.
602
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,493
Physically and mentally tough,
603
00:34:30,390 --> 00:34:34,948
trained and proficient in
all of my warrior tasks.
604
00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:37,263
I won't let you down, sir.
605
00:34:42,396 --> 00:34:44,146
- God speed, Hambone.
606
00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:48,617
God speed.
607
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:53,629
(downbeat music)
608
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,098
- Goddammit.
609
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,315
My old game is off today, Googie.
610
00:35:04,317 --> 00:35:07,198
- You just gotta relax and keep calm.
611
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,818
You topped that drive
612
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:12,328
and your game's been preoccupied
for the last three holes.
613
00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:13,588
- I know I topped the drive.
614
00:35:13,590 --> 00:35:17,398
You don't think I know that?
That's not it at all.
615
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,228
- Just stay in the present.
616
00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:21,028
- What do you think? I'm in 1990,
617
00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:24,238
back when I actually enjoyed
some part of my life?
618
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:27,328
- And don't just focus
on your individual shots.
619
00:35:27,330 --> 00:35:30,478
Focus on the pieces of the shots.
620
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,728
- Pieces of my shots?
621
00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:35,278
- Now you got a tough
putt here, all right?
622
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,758
So put your head in the
preparation process, all right?
623
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,423
Find a safe target, aim your club face.
624
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,733
Align your body.
625
00:35:46,170 --> 00:35:47,878
Arm back.
626
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,438
All right, buddy.
627
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,493
Now let her go.
628
00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:58,803
- Dammit, you never let me down, Googie.
629
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,278
Ah, I guess my head's just all messed up
630
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,988
'cause this broad is out here.
631
00:36:03,990 --> 00:36:04,948
- Excuse me?
632
00:36:04,950 --> 00:36:06,628
- What, did you fart?
633
00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:09,238
- I find it offensive
that you called me a broad
634
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,098
and you think the mere presence of a woman
635
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,528
would throw off your precious golf game.
636
00:36:13,530 --> 00:36:17,578
- Look, lady, I don't like
women on my course, all right?
637
00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:18,808
So if you're gonna be here,
638
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,968
why don't you go get me
a drink or something.
639
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,338
- I don't think she's
messing up your game.
640
00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:26,368
You just have to relax and stay cool.
641
00:36:26,370 --> 00:36:28,948
She might even be a good luck charm.
642
00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:30,718
She's our new caddy manager.
643
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:33,298
She's been four years at Caddy College.
644
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,998
She probably knows more
about golf than both of us.
645
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,978
- Caddy College?
646
00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:40,738
What in tarnation is Caddy College.
647
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,928
- You think just because I
don't have a stinky wiener
648
00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:45,898
between my legs that I can't
know anything about golf?
649
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,808
- That's exactly what I'm trying to say.
650
00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:50,968
I mean, we give you women Mondays, right?
651
00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:54,178
Who do you think you are to
weasel your way around here
652
00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:57,598
every other day of the week
trying to ruin our fun?
653
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,461
I mean, it's cute that you girls try.
654
00:36:59,463 --> 00:37:01,468
- Cute how we try.
655
00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:02,668
How we try?
656
00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:03,501
- I don't think he meant-
657
00:37:03,503 --> 00:37:07,498
- I mean that I'm sick and
tired of these chuckleheaded,
658
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:11,428
broad burden, femaNazis
trying to change everything
659
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:15,358
that we red blooded Americans
have come to know and love.
660
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,108
Now, if you'll excuse me, I
gotta get back to my game.
661
00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:20,308
- I do mind.
662
00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:22,768
And I bet I could hit
one of these ball things
663
00:37:22,770 --> 00:37:24,538
farther than you could.
664
00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:27,058
- You think you could hit
the drive better than me?
665
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,428
- You bet your old wrinkly balls I do.
666
00:37:29,430 --> 00:37:31,265
- Becky, I don't know
if this is a good idea.
667
00:37:31,267 --> 00:37:33,117
- I don't have to take this from him.
668
00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:35,463
- Feisty this one.
669
00:37:37,759 --> 00:37:38,592
- Psst.
670
00:37:42,556 --> 00:37:43,556
Becky, psst.
671
00:37:45,052 --> 00:37:45,885
Psst.
672
00:37:49,330 --> 00:37:51,358
- Look, I know this guy's an asshole
673
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,728
but he's one of the
wealthiest club members.
674
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,888
We can't afford to piss him off,
675
00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:58,743
but Mr. Landon won't be
pleased if this guy complains.
676
00:38:00,330 --> 00:38:01,866
- Fuck Mr. Landon.
677
00:38:01,868 --> 00:38:04,451
(upbeat music)
678
00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:18,603
- You ready out there, Googie?
679
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:26,043
Let's see you do better than that?
680
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:37,871
- Dammit.
681
00:38:37,873 --> 00:38:40,708
- (laughs) Oh, what's the matter, girly?
682
00:38:40,710 --> 00:38:42,743
Not as good as you thought you were, huh?
683
00:38:44,927 --> 00:38:46,318
- You've got this, Becky.
684
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,748
Just concentrate on the ball.
685
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:50,193
Be one with the ball.
686
00:38:56,748 --> 00:38:59,373
(Googie groaning)
687
00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,778
- Googie.
688
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:02,398
- Oh, my balls.
689
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,738
It's okay, nice shot.
690
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:05,883
- Best out of three.
691
00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:12,693
Best outta five.
692
00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:21,493
- Not again! (groans)
693
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,273
- Best out of 11.
694
00:39:36,450 --> 00:39:38,848
- Nothing like a mid-afternoon brew break.
695
00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:41,698
- Work hard, party hard,
that's what I always say.
696
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,413
- Do you Stan? Do you?
697
00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:47,398
- I say it all the time.
698
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,158
- I haven't heard you say
that once this whole film.
699
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,778
- It's my first scene.
700
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,818
- Any of you guys ever
hear Stanny boy here
701
00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:56,008
say work hard, party hard.
702
00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:56,968
- No.
703
00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:58,228
- What are you saying, Biggles?
704
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,538
Are you saying I can't party hard?
705
00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:02,638
- Yeah, that's exactly
what the Biggles is saying.
706
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,198
You can't party hard, Stan.
707
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,518
And you certainly can't party
harder than the Biggles.
708
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,338
- I work hard and I party hard
709
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:14,248
and I can party harder
than every one of you.
710
00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,898
- Party harder than all of us?
711
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,968
You gotta be kidding, Stan.
712
00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:19,978
- You gotta be kidding, Stan.
713
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:22,408
- Shit son, the Biggels was partying hard
714
00:40:22,410 --> 00:40:24,778
when you were still
sucking on your mama's tit.
715
00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:26,477
- Your mom's tit, Stan.
716
00:40:26,479 --> 00:40:28,288
- Leave my mom outta this.
717
00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:29,428
She's dead, you know?
718
00:40:29,430 --> 00:40:31,378
- My condolences, Stan.
719
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:33,088
- You know that's probably
why she laid there
720
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:37,528
when I was giving her the world
famous Biggle special, Stan.
721
00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:38,818
- The Biggle special, Stan.
722
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:41,073
- That's it.
That's it, man!
723
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,058
We're gonna settle this like men.
724
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:48,555
- [All] Party off, party off, party off.
725
00:40:48,557 --> 00:40:50,188
- Quiet. Quiet!
726
00:40:50,190 --> 00:40:53,938
There's no time for a party off right now.
727
00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:57,092
We've got pressing matters to discuss.
728
00:40:57,094 --> 00:40:59,863
- Is there time for a quick dance off?
729
00:40:59,865 --> 00:41:02,532
(playful music)
730
00:41:17,503 --> 00:41:18,334
- Okay.
731
00:41:18,336 --> 00:41:19,167
(caddies cheer)
732
00:41:19,169 --> 00:41:21,216
But make it quick!
733
00:41:21,218 --> 00:41:23,801
(upbeat music)
734
00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:58,378
- So, you and your little gopher buddies
735
00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,035
think you can just come in here
736
00:43:00,037 --> 00:43:03,273
and ruin everything I've ever worked for?
737
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:06,783
Like you own this land or something.
738
00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:12,513
There's plenty of other
places for your kind to go.
739
00:43:16,110 --> 00:43:18,843
When this tournament's over,
I'm gonna build a wall.
740
00:43:20,490 --> 00:43:23,853
The biggest damn wall you
gophers have ever seen.
741
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:27,388
You're lucky you don't have any money.
742
00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:29,763
I'd make the whole lot of you pay for it.
743
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:37,858
Then finally, me and my friends,
744
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:40,690
the good people of the
Old Glory Holes Golf Club
745
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,583
will be free of nuisances like you.
746
00:43:47,910 --> 00:43:52,893
Yeah, I'd like to see
you get in here then.
747
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:58,182
Nobody gets a drop on Wells Landon.
748
00:43:58,184 --> 00:43:59,278
(cage rattles)
749
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,113
Christ!
750
00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:03,970
Hey, hey, hey.
How you doing?
751
00:44:03,972 --> 00:44:06,478
You know that stuff I was saying,
752
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,628
you don't think I meant any of it, do you?
753
00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:12,943
Hey, we can talk about this.
We can negotiate it.
754
00:44:13,822 --> 00:44:17,072
I got a lot of friends who are gophers.
755
00:44:18,233 --> 00:44:20,103
Some of my best friends are gophers.
756
00:44:21,780 --> 00:44:23,410
I like you guys so much
757
00:44:24,769 --> 00:44:28,473
that I'm gonna let you join my club.
758
00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:35,678
- No, the rich can't die like this.
759
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,662
No!
760
00:44:38,664 --> 00:44:41,581
(gophers growling)
761
00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:08,030
- Men, all this stuff
you hear about caddies
762
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,038
not wanting to work and only wanting
763
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,948
to goof off and party hard
764
00:45:13,950 --> 00:45:16,798
is a load of bullocky.
765
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,438
Caddies love to work.
766
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:23,488
A caddy must be alert at all times
767
00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:27,298
if he expects to keep his job.
768
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,708
- Where are you going with this, Hambone?
769
00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:30,164
- Come on, man.
770
00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:32,608
I got a whole speech to do here.
771
00:45:32,610 --> 00:45:35,068
- Make it quick, the
Biggles has partying to do.
772
00:45:35,070 --> 00:45:38,428
There will be no partying
for you boys tonight,
773
00:45:38,430 --> 00:45:42,568
for each caddy must not
think only of himself,
774
00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:44,938
but must think of the golfers
775
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:48,176
that walk these greens every day.
776
00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:49,018
- What are you telling us, Hambone?
777
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:50,103
We gotta stay late?
778
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,308
- This is bunk, dog.
779
00:45:53,310 --> 00:45:54,958
- It's not bunk.
780
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,108
And would you guys let
me finish my speech?
781
00:45:58,110 --> 00:46:01,048
I worked really hard on it.
782
00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,608
- Forget this, I got stuff to do.
783
00:46:02,610 --> 00:46:03,868
- Be seated.
784
00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:04,781
- Oh Jesus.
785
00:46:04,783 --> 00:46:08,068
- Listen up, you no good bitch wipes.
786
00:46:08,070 --> 00:46:10,938
You're all staying and no one's leaving
787
00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:13,173
until your mission is complete.
788
00:46:14,310 --> 00:46:18,658
There comes a point in every caddy's life
789
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:23,493
when he must decide if
he is a boy or a man.
790
00:46:24,803 --> 00:46:28,678
Sure, we might hate our jobs.
791
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:33,680
Sure, we might go home
and look in the mirror
792
00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:38,488
and pray to a God we
know isn't even listening
793
00:46:38,490 --> 00:46:42,988
to have just a bit of
mercy and end our lives.
794
00:46:42,990 --> 00:46:45,633
Sure, we may go home,
795
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,458
cover our genitalia in peanut butter
796
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:55,048
only to remember your dog
died three years prior,
797
00:46:55,050 --> 00:46:56,793
but that is not today.
798
00:46:57,630 --> 00:47:02,630
Today we go out there as boys
and we will return heroes.
799
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,433
- Yeah!
800
00:47:05,670 --> 00:47:08,103
- We will return men.
801
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:14,338
One day when you're sitting
in your favorite chair
802
00:47:14,340 --> 00:47:16,962
and your grandkids ask you
803
00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:20,188
what the greatest day of your life was,
804
00:47:20,190 --> 00:47:21,663
it will be this day.
805
00:47:22,830 --> 00:47:26,098
And they will look at you with pride
806
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:30,298
spewing out of their eyes like diarrhea.
807
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,863
Like diarrhea!
808
00:47:32,730 --> 00:47:36,748
Now let's get out there and
give them everything we got!
809
00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:38,068
- [All] Yeah!
810
00:47:38,070 --> 00:47:42,568
- Make me proud boys!
Make me proud!
811
00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:43,403
- Yeah!
812
00:47:44,993 --> 00:47:45,977
- [Caddies] Proud, proud,
proud, proud, proud.
813
00:47:47,309 --> 00:47:49,410
Proud, proud, proud, proud, proud.
814
00:47:49,412 --> 00:47:52,475
Proud, proud, proud, proud, proud.
815
00:47:52,477 --> 00:47:55,744
Proud, proud, proud, proud, proud.
816
00:47:55,746 --> 00:47:57,810
Proud, proud, proud, proud, proud.
817
00:47:57,812 --> 00:47:59,093
Proud, proud, proud, proud, proud.
818
00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:04,067
Proud, proud, proud, proud, proud.
819
00:48:16,455 --> 00:48:19,918
- Oh, shit, I forgot to tell
them what they were doing.
820
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,993
Hey guys, guys!
821
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,178
- What's Hambone's damage, man?
822
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:35,158
He's got us out here like
we're animal control.
823
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,378
I know, right? We should be by the pool
824
00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:39,483
drinking a cold can of...
825
00:48:39,485 --> 00:48:40,468
Booze!
826
00:48:40,470 --> 00:48:41,303
- Hold it!
827
00:48:45,579 --> 00:48:47,948
- It looks like today's my lucky day.
828
00:48:47,950 --> 00:48:50,450
(tense music)
829
00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:56,364
(creature laughing)
830
00:48:57,550 --> 00:48:58,633
- Oh my face.
831
00:48:59,730 --> 00:49:00,990
So not cool.
832
00:49:02,070 --> 00:49:03,418
- You stupid fool.
833
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:06,020
That's what you get for
taking another man's, booze!
834
00:49:09,608 --> 00:49:13,318
(creature laughing)
835
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,508
- I'm really happy you
showed that golfer up.
836
00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:19,168
But did you have to go
best of 37 with him?
837
00:49:19,170 --> 00:49:21,670
- I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to hit you in the
838
00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:24,933
down there every time.
839
00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:28,888
- I'm not even sure he was
using regulation balls.
840
00:49:28,890 --> 00:49:30,748
They seemed wide.
841
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,796
You managed to hit me in
the plumbs every time.
842
00:49:33,798 --> 00:49:35,728
But I can't give you all the credit.
843
00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:38,728
It must have gotten
easier as they swelled up.
844
00:49:38,730 --> 00:49:40,078
- You probably didn't even have to be
845
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,518
standing out there to judge.
846
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,198
We could have just walked to the balls.
847
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,213
- Yeah, that's good to know now.
848
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,928
- I had a great time
with you today, Googie.
849
00:49:48,930 --> 00:49:49,763
- Me too.
850
00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:52,498
My sperm holders, not so much,
851
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:55,858
but I had a really great time.
852
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,028
- I know you had to be forced
853
00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:59,158
into showing me the ropes around here,
854
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,753
but I'm glad it was you.
855
00:50:03,087 --> 00:50:04,337
- I'm glad it was me too.
856
00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:09,153
- Look, there's something
I have to tell you.
857
00:50:10,830 --> 00:50:12,453
- Is it gonna hurt my feelings?
858
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:15,208
- Why would you ask that?
859
00:50:15,210 --> 00:50:18,118
- Because no one ever says,
I've got to tell you something
860
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,188
if it's gonna be good news.
861
00:50:20,190 --> 00:50:23,013
- Would it help if I told you in song?
862
00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:25,893
- It might.
863
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:28,563
- Yo, keyboard guy,
864
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:32,117
lay me down something noice!
865
00:50:34,036 --> 00:50:36,619
(lively music)
866
00:50:53,181 --> 00:50:57,207
♪ There's a thing I've
been meaning to tell ya ♪
867
00:50:57,209 --> 00:51:01,398
♪ I'm hoping that you feel the same ♪
868
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,750
♪ I see you on the green and
my heart just starts melting ♪
869
00:51:05,752 --> 00:51:10,732
♪ Even though you probably
don't have much game ♪
870
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:11,945
♪ I'm balls deep ♪
871
00:51:11,947 --> 00:51:13,511
♪ Balls deep ♪
872
00:51:13,513 --> 00:51:15,404
♪ I'm balls deep in love ♪
873
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:18,196
♪ Balls deep ♪
874
00:51:18,198 --> 00:51:19,896
♪ I'm balls deep in love ♪
875
00:51:19,898 --> 00:51:21,043
♪ I'm balls deep ♪
876
00:51:21,045 --> 00:51:22,650
♪ Balls deep ♪
877
00:51:22,652 --> 00:51:27,652
♪ I'm balls deep in love ♪
878
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,511
♪ My love swells ♪
879
00:51:30,513 --> 00:51:33,283
♪ Just like my balls ♪
880
00:51:33,285 --> 00:51:34,702
♪ I swung so well ♪
881
00:51:34,704 --> 00:51:37,619
♪ And I caught them all ♪
882
00:51:37,621 --> 00:51:41,597
♪ Sorry, I hit you with every shot ♪
883
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:46,599
♪ My balls still hurt
but I like you a lot ♪
884
00:51:46,885 --> 00:51:48,320
♪ I'm getting wet ♪
885
00:51:48,322 --> 00:51:51,550
♪ Like the balls in the lake ♪
886
00:51:51,552 --> 00:51:54,923
♪ Feel kind of bad I
took this on as a fake ♪
887
00:51:54,925 --> 00:51:56,029
♪ You mean you lied ♪
888
00:51:56,031 --> 00:52:00,162
♪ My uncle said you guys were rebels ♪
889
00:52:00,164 --> 00:52:05,164
♪ Who knew I could fall
in love this fast ♪
890
00:52:06,381 --> 00:52:11,381
♪ Who knew I could fall
in love this fast ♪
891
00:52:13,268 --> 00:52:17,914
♪ Don't go ♪
♪ I gotta go ♪
892
00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:19,783
♪ 'Cause I'm still balls deep ♪
893
00:52:19,785 --> 00:52:20,895
♪ I'm pulling out ♪
894
00:52:20,897 --> 00:52:22,290
♪ Pulling out ♪
♪ Balls deep ♪
895
00:52:22,292 --> 00:52:23,396
♪ Pulling out ♪
♪ Balls deep ♪
896
00:52:23,398 --> 00:52:24,509
♪ Pulling out ♪
♪ Balls deep ♪
897
00:52:24,511 --> 00:52:25,494
♪ Pulling out ♪
♪ Balls deep ♪
898
00:52:25,496 --> 00:52:26,510
♪ Pulling out ♪
♪ Balls deep ♪
899
00:52:26,512 --> 00:52:27,494
♪ Pulling out ♪
♪ Balls deep ♪
900
00:52:27,496 --> 00:52:32,496
♪ I'm balls deep in love ♪
901
00:52:35,547 --> 00:52:40,523
♪ Balls deep in love ♪
902
00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:41,434
♪ Pulling out ♪
903
00:52:41,436 --> 00:52:42,633
♪ Pulling out ♪
904
00:52:42,635 --> 00:52:43,662
♪ Pulling out ♪
905
00:52:43,664 --> 00:52:44,952
♪ Pulling out ♪
906
00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:49,037
♪ Pulling out ♪
907
00:53:04,923 --> 00:53:07,506
(man groaning)
908
00:53:09,223 --> 00:53:11,428
- I can't believe she lied to me
909
00:53:11,430 --> 00:53:14,703
even after we made up that
impromptu song right on the spot.
910
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:18,903
Balls deep, balls deep in love.
911
00:53:20,430 --> 00:53:23,638
- Oh no, not Cliff.
912
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,858
Everybody loved Cliff.
913
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:28,503
Who would do this to poor, sweet Cliff?
914
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,371
- Wassup?
915
00:53:31,373 --> 00:53:33,603
- Hey little gopher, nice guy.
916
00:53:35,430 --> 00:53:36,570
Oh, oh my.
917
00:53:36,572 --> 00:53:39,572
(creature laughing)
918
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:45,328
- I'm done.
919
00:53:45,330 --> 00:53:47,338
And before you tell me
you knew I couldn't do it
920
00:53:47,340 --> 00:53:48,298
because I have a pussy.
921
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:49,353
That's not it.
922
00:53:51,229 --> 00:53:53,616
(creature growling)
923
00:53:53,618 --> 00:53:56,368
(dramatic music)
924
00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:01,903
(creatures growling)
925
00:54:18,659 --> 00:54:23,659
(creatures growling)
(man yelling)
926
00:54:28,889 --> 00:54:31,389
(man yelling)
927
00:54:33,029 --> 00:54:38,029
- [Gopher] Hambone.
928
00:54:51,977 --> 00:54:54,810
(Hambone yelling)
929
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,717
- You crap folds wanna go to war?
930
00:55:04,164 --> 00:55:06,718
Well, I've been to war
931
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,968
and I don't think you queef wads
932
00:55:08,970 --> 00:55:12,268
would last one day with
the shit I've seen.
933
00:55:12,270 --> 00:55:15,088
You think you're ready
to enter Hambone's world?
934
00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:17,488
You wanna settle this like men
935
00:55:17,490 --> 00:55:20,968
and not like the piss
flaps you know you are.
936
00:55:20,970 --> 00:55:22,070
- [Gopher] Piss flaps.
937
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:29,188
- The game's called Russian Roulette.
938
00:55:29,190 --> 00:55:30,993
It's a game of chance.
939
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,480
It's played with this revolver
940
00:55:35,910 --> 00:55:36,838
and this,
941
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,208
a single bullet.
942
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,583
We take this one bad boy,
943
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:46,473
load it into this death pistol,
944
00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:50,133
spin the cylinder,
945
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,900
put the muzzle to our
head and pull the trigger.
946
00:56:07,827 --> 00:56:11,361
(gopher laughing)
947
00:56:11,363 --> 00:56:14,196
(Hambone yelling)
948
00:56:15,817 --> 00:56:18,400
(upbeat music)
949
00:56:50,314 --> 00:56:55,228
Okay, you cut fucking
clit jackets, back up!
950
00:56:55,230 --> 00:56:57,178
Let me outta here.
951
00:56:57,180 --> 00:57:00,545
Or I swear to God I'll send
his brains all over this-
952
00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:01,824
(gophers growling)
953
00:57:01,826 --> 00:57:04,826
(Hambone screaming)
954
00:57:09,617 --> 00:57:11,731
My horoscope was right.
955
00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:14,316
(upbeat music)
956
00:57:16,593 --> 00:57:19,738
I've been wasting my whole night
957
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:22,348
looking for some freaking gophers,
958
00:57:22,350 --> 00:57:24,208
I couldn't find the damn one of them.
959
00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:27,110
- Well, maybe we would've if
we left the shack and looked.
960
00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:30,783
- Man, I'd rather be out
there hunting beaver.
961
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,488
- Oh, speaking of beaver.
962
00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:37,138
- There's no time for jokes.
963
00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:39,448
We have a major crisis on our hands.
964
00:57:39,450 --> 00:57:40,558
It's the gophers.
965
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,358
These things have mutated,
966
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,428
while you're in here
drinking your life away
967
00:57:44,430 --> 00:57:46,468
the other caddies are
out there being killed.
968
00:57:46,470 --> 00:57:49,413
- Nice try tuts, like
we're gonna fall for that.
969
00:57:50,281 --> 00:57:54,838
- Guys, we have a major
crisis on our hands.
970
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,278
It's the gophers.
971
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,523
They've mutated and they're
out there killing everyone.
972
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,413
- I don't know, yo.
973
00:58:03,450 --> 00:58:06,598
A woman and a nerd?
974
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,738
I probably need one more side of this
975
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:13,828
to be fully committed to the idea
976
00:58:13,830 --> 00:58:16,798
that there are mutated gophers
977
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,043
running around killing suckers.
978
00:58:19,045 --> 00:58:21,712
(door creaking)
979
00:58:25,029 --> 00:58:27,946
(Hambone grunting)
980
00:58:57,646 --> 00:58:58,729
- Maybe I can
981
00:59:05,339 --> 00:59:06,172
be of
982
00:59:08,091 --> 00:59:08,924
some
983
00:59:12,635 --> 00:59:13,552
assistance.
984
00:59:17,248 --> 00:59:18,665
Glad I didn't die
985
00:59:32,403 --> 00:59:37,403
so I could crawl here
986
00:59:40,470 --> 00:59:45,083
and confirm this woman
and this nerd's story.
987
00:59:56,670 --> 00:59:58,323
911 was an inside job.
988
00:59:59,351 --> 01:00:02,458
(Hambone farts)
989
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:03,958
- This is rectum shit.
990
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,608
If there's mutated gophers out there,
991
01:00:05,610 --> 01:00:07,466
I got something they can eat right here.
992
01:00:07,468 --> 01:00:12,468
(rock music)
(group yelling)
993
01:00:17,422 --> 01:00:19,108
- [Radio Host] This is a
special request coming out
994
01:00:19,110 --> 01:00:22,738
to the cats over at the
Old Glory Olds Golf Club.
995
01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:24,457
Good luck getting that mutative gopher
996
01:00:24,459 --> 01:00:26,876
off your friends b-b-b-balls.
997
01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:34,541
- Jab 'em!
998
01:00:43,263 --> 01:00:48,263
♪ We'll be there for you ♪
999
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:56,347
♪ We'll be there for you ♪
1000
01:00:57,748 --> 01:01:01,069
♪ When you've had enough ♪
1001
01:01:01,071 --> 01:01:04,897
♪ And it hasn't been your day ♪
1002
01:01:04,899 --> 01:01:06,448
♪ We'll be there for you ♪
1003
01:01:06,450 --> 01:01:08,202
(gopher screeches)
1004
01:01:08,204 --> 01:01:09,037
- Yowzer.
1005
01:01:12,565 --> 01:01:15,398
(Caddies yelling)
1006
01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:20,398
- I think he's dead.
1007
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,248
- Shit, he wasn't lying.
1008
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:25,258
Well, now what are we gonna do?
1009
01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:26,728
I think we should-
1010
01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:28,768
- We wasn't talking to you pecker weed,
1011
01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:29,870
We was talking to her.
1012
01:01:32,429 --> 01:01:35,012
(upbeat music)
1013
01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:46,940
♪ We've gotta work together ♪
1014
01:01:49,430 --> 01:01:54,430
♪ We've gotta work together ♪
1015
01:01:55,108 --> 01:01:58,508
♪ Sitting on your own ♪
1016
01:01:58,510 --> 01:02:02,168
♪ You won't get nothing done ♪
1017
01:02:02,170 --> 01:02:05,413
♪ So pick up yourself ♪
1018
01:02:05,415 --> 01:02:09,572
♪ It's better in the long run ♪
1019
01:02:09,574 --> 01:02:12,922
♪ We've got to do this together ♪
1020
01:02:12,924 --> 01:02:17,342
♪ And work at it as a team ♪
1021
01:02:17,344 --> 01:02:20,889
♪ No time for riding solo ♪
1022
01:02:20,891 --> 01:02:25,085
♪ Let's move ahead at full steam ♪
1023
01:02:25,087 --> 01:02:30,087
♪ Ah, we've gotta work together ♪
1024
01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:36,785
♪ Ah, we've got to work together ♪
1025
01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:42,298
- Oh, song's over.
1026
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:43,658
I guess we're ready.
1027
01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:48,660
- [Caddies] Yeah!
1028
01:02:48,964 --> 01:02:53,032
- Clear my browser history.
1029
01:02:53,034 --> 01:02:58,034
(gophers yelling)
(gun firing)
1030
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:02,125
- Look, Becky...
1031
01:03:02,127 --> 01:03:04,168
- No, you fucking look.
1032
01:03:04,170 --> 01:03:05,608
I don't know if I love you,
1033
01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:08,638
but I'm gonna need some
serious dick after this tonight
1034
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,190
and you're gonna give it to me.
1035
01:03:15,289 --> 01:03:18,789
- How many of these cum boogers are there?
1036
01:03:23,363 --> 01:03:27,113
(gophers speaking gibberish)
1037
01:03:31,124 --> 01:03:33,707
(upbeat music)
1038
01:03:39,028 --> 01:03:41,945
(gopher screaming)
1039
01:03:49,543 --> 01:03:51,876
- Oh yeah, man, stereotypes.
1040
01:03:53,190 --> 01:03:55,963
- Yass, queen, I'm your hole in one.
1041
01:03:57,885 --> 01:04:00,552
(gopher laughs)
1042
01:04:04,039 --> 01:04:05,539
- You naughty boy!
1043
01:04:08,418 --> 01:04:11,032
- (laughs) what do you think?
1044
01:04:11,034 --> 01:04:13,617
(upbeat music)
1045
01:04:17,569 --> 01:04:19,736
- Bitch, where's my money?
1046
01:04:21,604 --> 01:04:24,187
(upbeat music)
1047
01:04:46,329 --> 01:04:51,251
- We outta beer, we gonna have
to do something about that.
1048
01:04:51,253 --> 01:04:53,020
- It's dreadful, but I've got an idea.
1049
01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:56,299
Let's go.
1050
01:04:56,301 --> 01:04:58,968
(playful music)
1051
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,235
(tense music)
1052
01:05:34,936 --> 01:05:39,873
- [Gopher] He might be on to us.
1053
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,875
(car alarm blaring)
1054
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:10,288
- These tip plugs took over our shack.
1055
01:06:10,290 --> 01:06:11,368
We have to get them.
1056
01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:13,726
- There's just too many of them.
1057
01:06:13,728 --> 01:06:16,514
I think I know someone
who can help us out.
1058
01:06:16,516 --> 01:06:18,933
(rock music)
1059
01:06:23,430 --> 01:06:27,748
So this is my brother's
room, he's a loser.
1060
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:31,048
He's pretty much in
there all day, all night
1061
01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:33,688
writing his blog about making bombs
1062
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,043
and blowing up his school.
1063
01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:38,553
He's a real lost cause.
1064
01:06:39,810 --> 01:06:41,908
He's not as cool as us.
1065
01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:43,623
He's probably still a virgin.
1066
01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:46,438
- That sounds like a good setup to a joke
1067
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:47,790
that's gonna come later on.
1068
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:50,188
- He's probably masturbating
1069
01:06:50,190 --> 01:06:52,203
to the videos of the Columbine massacre.
1070
01:06:53,175 --> 01:06:56,092
(knocking on door)
1071
01:06:58,647 --> 01:07:01,648
- What do you want, we're
doing stuff in here.
1072
01:07:01,650 --> 01:07:04,350
- Barry, I need your help.
1073
01:07:06,136 --> 01:07:09,088
- My help.
You want my help?
1074
01:07:09,090 --> 01:07:10,978
For over 13 years, I've been oppressed
1075
01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:12,898
and you want my help?
1076
01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:14,128
It's funny how a person tries
1077
01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:15,838
to live life and is chastised,
1078
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:17,431
but if they're helpful to your cause-
1079
01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:20,578
- Look, I've read your blog about how
1080
01:07:20,580 --> 01:07:21,808
you wanna blow up your school.
1081
01:07:21,810 --> 01:07:23,073
- You've read my blog?
1082
01:07:23,910 --> 01:07:24,741
- Yes.
1083
01:07:24,743 --> 01:07:26,458
And it seems like you have an idea
1084
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:28,708
on how to make homemade bombs, so...
1085
01:07:28,710 --> 01:07:30,238
- You read my blog?
1086
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,933
- Dammit, Barry, you freak...
1087
01:07:32,940 --> 01:07:35,638
Freaking awesome brother, yes!
1088
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:40,041
So, you gonna show us how to
make homemade bombs or not?
1089
01:07:40,043 --> 01:07:41,324
- Okay, time to go.
1090
01:07:41,326 --> 01:07:43,909
(upbeat music)
1091
01:07:59,873 --> 01:08:01,855
- So what are we blowing up?
1092
01:08:01,857 --> 01:08:04,857
(upbeat rock music)
1093
01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:17,227
(gun fires)
1094
01:08:17,229 --> 01:08:19,048
- We'll never kill these scum wads.
1095
01:08:19,050 --> 01:08:21,163
We gotta rethink this.
1096
01:08:21,165 --> 01:08:23,661
Wait, I have an idea.
1097
01:08:23,663 --> 01:08:26,663
(upbeat rock music)
1098
01:08:32,351 --> 01:08:33,684
- Do it, Googie!
1099
01:08:36,574 --> 01:08:39,574
(gophers screaming)
1100
01:08:48,381 --> 01:08:51,131
(drill whirring)
1101
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:57,380
(somber music)
1102
01:09:49,241 --> 01:09:51,379
- Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
1103
01:09:51,381 --> 01:09:52,212
- I planted out all the bombs.
1104
01:09:52,214 --> 01:09:55,258
Now all I have to do is
activate this last one
1105
01:09:55,260 --> 01:09:56,583
and press this button in.
1106
01:09:58,549 --> 01:10:00,861
(bleep)
1107
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:04,252
(bombs explode)
1108
01:10:04,254 --> 01:10:07,171
(caddies laughing)
1109
01:10:14,531 --> 01:10:18,005
(upbeat rock music)
1110
01:10:18,007 --> 01:10:19,783
(gentle music)
1111
01:10:19,785 --> 01:10:23,004
(upbeat rock music)
1112
01:10:23,006 --> 01:10:27,016
♪ Don't look at other people ♪
1113
01:10:27,018 --> 01:10:28,923
♪ Just be happy ♪
1114
01:10:28,925 --> 01:10:31,842
(explosion erupts)
1115
01:10:40,133 --> 01:10:42,633
- Becky, what are we gonna do?
1116
01:10:45,210 --> 01:10:47,463
- What needs to be done, bitch.
1117
01:10:50,987 --> 01:10:54,448
(monster roars)
1118
01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:58,536
You got this Becky, just
concentrate on the bomb.
1119
01:10:58,538 --> 01:11:01,001
Be one with the bomb.
1120
01:11:01,003 --> 01:11:02,753
Be one with the bomb.
1121
01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:11,265
(explosion erupts)
1122
01:11:13,287 --> 01:11:16,468
(caddies laughing)
1123
01:11:16,470 --> 01:11:17,818
- Fucking kiss me.
1124
01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:20,908
- Whoa, did you see that
giant gopher explode?
1125
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:21,808
Well, you know what that means.
1126
01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:23,218
That means it's the end of the movie
1127
01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:25,225
and that means it's the
end of your good pal.
1128
01:11:25,227 --> 01:11:27,688
W-W-W-Wacky Willie.
1129
01:11:27,690 --> 01:11:29,068
And if you didn't like the film,
1130
01:11:29,070 --> 01:11:31,418
you can kiss my putt.
1131
01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:35,128
All right kids, this is
Wacky Willy signing off,
1132
01:11:35,130 --> 01:11:36,363
see you in the sequel.
1133
01:11:37,996 --> 01:11:42,115
♪ Don't look at other people ♪
1134
01:11:42,117 --> 01:11:46,365
♪ Just be happy with who you are ♪
1135
01:11:46,367 --> 01:11:50,596
♪ Don't follow the crowd of the masses ♪
1136
01:11:50,598 --> 01:11:54,738
♪ Be yourself and you'll be okay ♪
1137
01:11:54,740 --> 01:11:58,852
♪ Don't look at other people ♪
1138
01:11:58,854 --> 01:12:03,023
♪ Just be happy with who you are ♪
1139
01:12:03,025 --> 01:12:07,163
♪ Don't follow the crowd of the masses ♪
1140
01:12:07,165 --> 01:12:11,379
♪ Be yourself and you'll be okay ♪
1141
01:12:11,381 --> 01:12:16,381
♪ Don't be aspire to be
something that you're not ♪
1142
01:12:16,574 --> 01:12:20,209
♪ Just be yourself ♪
1143
01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:24,839
♪ And everyone else
will follow the crowd ♪
1144
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:28,309
♪ Stand up and shout loud ♪
1145
01:12:28,311 --> 01:12:33,311
♪ Just be who you're meant to be ♪
1146
01:12:33,372 --> 01:12:36,596
♪ And you'll be free ♪
1147
01:12:36,598 --> 01:12:41,535
♪ Just be the person that you are ♪
1148
01:12:41,537 --> 01:12:44,826
♪ You're a shining star ♪
1149
01:12:44,828 --> 01:12:48,974
♪ Don't look at other people ♪
1150
01:12:48,976 --> 01:12:53,061
♪ Just be happy with who you are ♪
1151
01:12:53,063 --> 01:12:57,530
♪ Don't follow the crowd of the masses ♪
1152
01:12:57,532 --> 01:13:02,532
♪ Be yourself and be ♪
1153
01:13:02,762 --> 01:13:05,022
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
1154
01:13:05,024 --> 01:13:07,259
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
1155
01:13:07,261 --> 01:13:09,624
♪ Caddy's got a problem
at the local golf club ♪
1156
01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:12,088
♪ The little homie Googie
is falling in love ♪
1157
01:13:12,090 --> 01:13:13,305
♪ The gophers are scary ♪
1158
01:13:13,307 --> 01:13:14,597
♪ The gophers are tough ♪
1159
01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:15,701
♪ They're eating human flesh ♪
1160
01:13:15,703 --> 01:13:17,138
♪ They can't get enough ♪
1161
01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:19,475
♪ Wells Landon is the owner
and his always making fun ♪
1162
01:13:19,477 --> 01:13:20,597
♪ But he's got a little problem ♪
1163
01:13:20,599 --> 01:13:22,041
♪ And it's getting on the run ♪
1164
01:13:22,043 --> 01:13:23,298
♪ Hambone shoots some fertilizer ♪
1165
01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:24,353
♪ Keeping grass green ♪
1166
01:13:24,355 --> 01:13:27,193
♪ But the special chemicals
are making gophers mean ♪
1167
01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:29,369
♪ The caddies are the best,
they're world renowned ♪
1168
01:13:29,371 --> 01:13:32,028
♪ But little monsters are
putting people underground ♪
1169
01:13:32,030 --> 01:13:34,231
♪ Calling on Googie, the hero we need ♪
1170
01:13:34,233 --> 01:13:36,992
♪ But he's a little nerd
who just loves to read ♪
1171
01:13:36,994 --> 01:13:38,234
♪ Becky's a bad chick ♪
1172
01:13:38,236 --> 01:13:39,449
♪ She drives the balls far ♪
1173
01:13:39,451 --> 01:13:41,854
♪ A hole in one for the greens
in Googie's front yard ♪
1174
01:13:41,856 --> 01:13:43,145
♪ Wells Landon is worried ♪
1175
01:13:43,147 --> 01:13:45,509
♪ He calls an Hambone ♪
♪ He's ready for attack ♪
1176
01:13:45,511 --> 01:13:46,940
♪ But he won't alive ♪
1177
01:13:46,942 --> 01:13:48,302
♪ You bring the beers ♪
1178
01:13:48,304 --> 01:13:49,418
♪ We'll bring the rifle ♪
1179
01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:54,420
♪ But before we go out
hunting it's dance off time ♪
1180
01:14:05,118 --> 01:14:07,088
♪ Get shot ♪
1181
01:14:07,090 --> 01:14:09,288
♪ The movie has ended,
we hope you enjoyed it ♪
1182
01:14:09,290 --> 01:14:12,062
♪ Because the cast and
crew were all appointed ♪
1183
01:14:12,064 --> 01:14:14,271
♪ Jim Gordon, he's a good friend ♪
1184
01:14:14,273 --> 01:14:16,657
♪ It was a pleasure working with him ♪
1185
01:14:16,659 --> 01:14:19,147
♪ All of the actors,
they love to pretend ♪
1186
01:14:19,149 --> 01:14:21,785
♪ After this they'll never work again ♪
1187
01:14:21,787 --> 01:14:24,156
♪ We were going for R, but it's PG 13 ♪
1188
01:14:24,158 --> 01:14:26,721
♪ Couldn't get no movies on that screen ♪
1189
01:14:26,723 --> 01:14:29,410
♪ We did the best we could ♪
♪ We hope that you loved it ♪
1190
01:14:29,412 --> 01:14:31,729
♪ Keep in mind the $2 budget ♪
1191
01:14:31,731 --> 01:14:34,127
♪ We loved doing this,
it was a ton of fun ♪
1192
01:14:34,129 --> 01:14:37,212
♪ No gophers were harmed ♪
♪ Maybe just one ♪
1193
01:14:37,214 --> 01:14:39,522
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
1194
01:14:39,524 --> 01:14:42,063
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
1195
01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:44,649
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
1196
01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:47,165
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
1197
01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:51,628
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
♪ Caddy Hack ♪
1198
01:14:51,630 --> 01:14:52,683
- Oh!
1199
01:14:54,878 --> 01:14:57,461
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