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Secondhand Lion
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Let's roll!
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Hey!
l'm coming!
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Huh?!
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Yes!
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- Are you and l going fast?
- Hey!
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- Hello?
- Walter?
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- Yes?
- l have some bad news.
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lt's about your
two uncles, son.
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Walter?
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Walter? Walter?
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Good news--
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you're spending the summer
with your two uncles.
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lt's just gonna be for a few weeks.
A month or two, tops.
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Scout's honor, okay?
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Cross my heart
and hope to die, okay?
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Where are you going
this time?
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The Fort Worth College
of Court Reporting.
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l met a guy
last night.
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He's gonna pull
some strings.
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Walter, you're gonna have
to learn to trust people,
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or you're gonna grow up
bitter and disappointed.
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You're gonna have fun
with your two uncles. You'll see.
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Mom, you're
an only child.
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l know
what uncles are.
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Well, Mr. Smarty Pants,
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lt just so happens,
they really are your uncles.
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Your great-uncles.
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My mother's brothers.
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They disappeared 40 years ago
and just showed up back here in Texas.
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- Can't l come with you?
- No!
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Honey, l'm gonna be working my tail
off learning court reporting.
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l'm doing everything
l can to keep this family together.
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How about a little
help here, okay?
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Now, look--
they say these two old men
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got millions
stashed away in cash.
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Nobody knows
where they got it.
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Got no kids, no one to leave
all that money to.
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You and me, we're as close
as any family they got.
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You want them
to like me
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so they'll die and leave us
their money?
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We could buy a house,
maybe settle down.
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Oh, wouldn't that
be nice?
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Oh, look! Here it is.
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Here it is, honey.
Here it is.
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By the way,
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l hear these two were in
some state nuthouse for 40 years.
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Got all their money
from a big lawsuit or something.
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But then there's
lots of stories about them.
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Who knows what
to believe?
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Just find out where they stashed
all that money, okay?
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Maybe we should've
called first.
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No. Older people
just love surprises!
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Here we are.
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Okay.
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Go away, go away!
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Hey, go away! Shoo!
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Show 'em you're friendly, honey.
Let them smell your hand.
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They must be down there
by that lake.
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Let's go!
Come on!
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There he is!
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- Winged him.
- He's running for it.
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- Damn! Empty.
- Get ammo. l'll keep him covered.
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Yoo-hoo!
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Huh?
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Yoo-hoo!
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You send for a hooker?
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Uncle Hub, Uncle Garth,
it's me, Mae!
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Mae!
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Pearl's daughter.
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And l brought Walter,
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your nephew.
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- Relatives.
- Damn! God.
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We're old, damn it.
Leave us alone!
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The last thing we need is
some little sissy boy
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hanging around all summer.
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Walter, honey,
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why don't you wait out here
and play, okay? l'll be a minute.
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He could help out around here,
do chores.
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Help out?
Your kid's a damn wienie.
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l know. That's why he needs
to be around real men,
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like you two.
lt won't be for long.
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He's got to cook for his
damn self. l'm not cooking.
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Nice doggie.
Come play.
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This is for your own good,
Walter.
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You know--
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l bet all that money
is hidden real close by.
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lmagine,
a real buried treasure
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just like in those books
you're always reading.
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Walter, maybe if you'd learn
to smile once in a while,
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then people
might like you.
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Now, come on, how about a big smile
to remember you by?
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Okay?
Come on!
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You're gonna have to work on
that smile while l'm gone, okay?
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Bye, honey!
Bye!
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Well?
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lf my mom calls,
can we hear the telephone out here?
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Don't have one.
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No telephone?!
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ls it okay if l go inside
and watch television?
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Ain't got one.
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No television?!
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What do you do?
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Hey!
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Rumor has is you two have
millions stashed away.
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Why not put some of that money
to work for you
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with the high yield only investing
in gold and silver can bring?
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♫ Wee-ooh!
Wee-ooh, wee-ooh! ♫
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Can l leave you
some pamphlets?
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♫ Wee-ooh, wee-ooh ♫
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♫ Ooh, ooh, wee-ooh,
wee-ooh ♫
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♫ l can see them dancing,
the silhouettes on the shade ♫
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♫ l hear the music ♫
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♫ All the lovers on parade,
open up ♫
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♫ l wanna come in again ♫
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♫ l thought
you were my friend... ♫
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Gentlemen, word is out--
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you are two sophisticated
men of means--
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Hey!
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♫ Movin' and a-groovin'
with that beat ♫
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♫ Jumpin' and stompin'
on the floor ♫
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- ♫ Let me in, open up ♫
- ♫ Let me in, open up ♫
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♫ l'll open up
that door ♫
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♫ l hear the music,
let me in ♫
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♫ Wee-ooh, wee-ooh. ♫
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Nice evening. Peaceful.
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Hey, kid.
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You sleep up there.
ln the tower.
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Hey-- we don't know
nothing about kids.
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- So if you need something...
- Find it yourself.
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Or better yet,
learn to do without.
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- We're both getting old.
- Fixing to die any time.
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So if we kick off
in the middle of the night,
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you're on your own.
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- Jumpy little fella.
- Mmm.
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Quiet though.
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Uncle Hub?
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Uncle Hub?
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He's sleepwalking.
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Brand new mattress and l'm still
waking up tired and sore.
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So....
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you two
disappeared for...
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40 whole years.
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Where were you?
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Africa mostly--
Morocco,
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Algeria, Kenya--
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Not much sadder than a couple
of has-beens jabbering
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about the good old days.
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Those days are through.
So are we.
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l hate this!
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- l hate it!
- We're retired.
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Gardening is what
retired people do.
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What do we want any
damn vegetables for anyway?
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They're good for you.
Make you live to be 100.
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Oh yeah? Yeah?
To hell with that.
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You live to be 100.
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- Hey, Uncle Hub!
- Hub, how are you doing?
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Kids, say hi to Uncle Hub.
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Hub, come back here and see
who we brought.
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Uncle Garth!
Kids, say hi to Uncle Garth!
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We're here
for a nice long visit.
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The whole weekend. We know how lonely
our favorite uncles get.
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Who the hell are you?
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- Walter.
- Walter?!
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Mae's boy?
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Pearl's daughter-- that loose widow
woman always running around.
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- lt figures she'd muscle in.
- ls Mae here?
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How long
are you here for?
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Well, we'll just see
about that.
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We know
what you're up to.
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Don't think you're gonna
get away with it.
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Come on, boys.
Come on.
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His momma's gonna be back
before long.
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Oh, that woman? Huh!
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From what l hear, she may never
come back. What then?
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Then you'd be stuck
with him.
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l'm telling you, take him
to the orphanage right this minute.
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Whether we take him
to the orphanage
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or tie him up and throw him
in the lake,
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it's our business,
not yours.
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Here he is now, spying!
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Ow! Ow, ow!
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See what l'm saying?
Did you see what he just did?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Fort Worth College
of Court Reporting.
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l need to find my mom.
She's a student there.
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l'm sorry, we're closed.
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lt's an emergency.
Please?
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Her name's Mae--
Mae Coleman.
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Um...
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No, l'm sorry, there's no
Mae Coleman registered here.
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Oh! Try Mae Carter.
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No, l'm sorry.
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Mabel Cartwright?
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Mabe Calloway?
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Donna Tompko?
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Young man, are you
in some sort of trouble?
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She's gotta be there!
She just started.
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Listen, our classes
started back in January.
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No one could have possibly
just started.
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Hello? Hello?
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Hello?
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Hub, l don't know why
you have to drive. lt's my car.
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Stop whining.
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lf we find the kid, he's gonna
get a piece of my mind.
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There he is.
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Lawyer--
stay in the car!
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Hub, come on!
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- No, no. You, not me, no.
- Hub!
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Get out of the car.
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Planning
your next move?
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Where you figure
on going?
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Here.
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Area code 406--
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Montana.
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How come you're not heading
to Fort Worth where your momma is?
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She's not there.
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She lied...
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again.
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Listen, kid,
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we know you got your heart set on
going to Montana,
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but it's late.
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Hub, help me out here.
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Why? lt sounds like
his mind's made up.
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Good luck
in Montana, kid.
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We've got better maps than that one
at the house, right, Hub?
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Yeah, a man needs a good map,
that's for sure.
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Sure.
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l've been
to the orphan home before.
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l don't want to go back.
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Damn it, kid,
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it ain't our fault you got
a lousy damn mother.
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Guess l should get going.
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Which way is north?
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l'll say one thing
for this kid--
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he sure pisses off
the relatives.
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Listen, kid,
do us a favor.
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lf you come back
to the house
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and stay awhile,
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why, our relatives
are gonna hate it.
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l'll bet they hate it
so much,
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they go away and leave us all
the hell alone.
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- lt's crazy enough it might work.
- Sure.
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Come on, kid,
help us out here.
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l guess l could
come back...
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for a while,
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seeing it's
so important.
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So kid,
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how's that root beer?
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Uncle Hub,
Uncle Garth,
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this has been
such...
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a wonderful weekend.
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l hate
to bring this up,
254
00:23:34,699 --> 00:23:37,661
but have you two looked
at that will l left for you?
255
00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:43,607
You both need to be thinking
about these things
256
00:23:43,707 --> 00:23:44,906
at your age.
257
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,625
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot.
258
00:24:01,725 --> 00:24:03,428
He's been
here before.
259
00:24:03,528 --> 00:24:05,460
Brothers McCann?
260
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,766
This is
no ordinary salesman.
261
00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:09,770
Hell, l like me
a challenge.
262
00:24:09,870 --> 00:24:11,299
Can we talk?
263
00:24:11,399 --> 00:24:12,705
Come out where
we can see you.
264
00:24:12,805 --> 00:24:14,770
Put down your guns
and l'll come out.
265
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,973
This guy is good.
266
00:24:17,073 --> 00:24:19,676
l'll cover,
you sneak around.
267
00:24:19,776 --> 00:24:21,344
...that's not complete.
268
00:24:21,444 --> 00:24:23,378
What? What do you--
what? What?
269
00:24:23,478 --> 00:24:26,117
- Why not see what he's selling?
- Let me just show it to you.
270
00:24:26,217 --> 00:24:29,089
- What the hell for?
- lt's right behind my car.
271
00:24:29,189 --> 00:24:31,423
What's the good having money
if you never spend it?
272
00:24:31,523 --> 00:24:33,725
- Trust me.
- lt could be the kid has a point.
273
00:24:33,825 --> 00:24:35,729
Yeah, well...
274
00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:37,927
we'll see
what the man's selling.
275
00:24:38,027 --> 00:24:40,694
- Then we shoot him.
- Good plan.
276
00:24:47,174 --> 00:24:48,174
Whew!
277
00:24:49,209 --> 00:24:51,809
Due to the...
278
00:24:51,942 --> 00:24:54,713
unsettling nature
of our previous encounters...
279
00:24:54,813 --> 00:24:57,617
l took it upon myself to search
the world over for that--
280
00:24:57,717 --> 00:24:59,715
that perfect item
that'd be just right
281
00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:02,486
for two exuberant sportsmen
such as yourselves.
282
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:03,586
And boys,
283
00:25:03,685 --> 00:25:06,455
well, l do believe
l found it.
284
00:25:08,596 --> 00:25:09,796
Voilà!
285
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,297
What is it?
286
00:25:17,605 --> 00:25:19,669
Well, that right there
is the sport of kings.
287
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:22,085
Up till now, only heads of state
have been able to afford
288
00:25:22,185 --> 00:25:23,663
a fine piece
of equipment like that,
289
00:25:23,763 --> 00:25:26,159
and it is so simple to operate
even this child could do it.
290
00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:27,380
Really?
291
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,748
Here.
l'll tell you what--
292
00:25:29,848 --> 00:25:32,718
you step right up here and chunk
that lever back on my signal, okay?
293
00:25:35,356 --> 00:25:37,156
Go ahead.
294
00:25:42,229 --> 00:25:43,229
Wow!
295
00:25:43,561 --> 00:25:46,028
The most powerful one
on the market,
296
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,866
and very reasonably priced,
l might add.
297
00:25:47,966 --> 00:25:51,467
Well, that is the biggest waste of money
l have ever seen in my entire life.
298
00:25:51,567 --> 00:25:54,374
Mister, you load up that contraption
and get the hell off this land.
299
00:25:54,474 --> 00:25:56,208
We'll take it.
300
00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:57,975
Oh no, you don't!
301
00:25:58,075 --> 00:26:00,379
l won't have my children
around this gun foolishness.
302
00:26:00,479 --> 00:26:02,177
Then leave!
303
00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:08,186
- Come on, Daddy, let's go.
- Come on. Come on.
304
00:26:08,286 --> 00:26:10,244
You know what happens
when my feelings get hurt.
305
00:26:10,344 --> 00:26:11,622
Get in the car.
Get in the car.
306
00:26:11,722 --> 00:26:13,221
♫ Ah, ha ♫
307
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:28,940
♫ Oh, suey! ♫
308
00:26:32,613 --> 00:26:33,613
Pull!
309
00:26:37,017 --> 00:26:38,017
Pull!
310
00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,088
Pull!
311
00:27:14,321 --> 00:27:18,623
- Uncle Hub?
- Don't. l tried to wake him once.
312
00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:20,824
He nearly tore
my head off.
313
00:27:20,924 --> 00:27:23,090
Leave him
for a few minutes.
314
00:27:25,933 --> 00:27:28,333
What are you doing
out here so late?
315
00:27:30,871 --> 00:27:32,834
What's wrong with him?
316
00:27:32,934 --> 00:27:35,207
Well, a man's body
may grow old,
317
00:27:35,307 --> 00:27:40,339
but inside his spirit can still be
as young and restless as ever.
318
00:27:41,415 --> 00:27:43,215
And him--
319
00:27:43,512 --> 00:27:46,285
in his day,
he had more spirit
320
00:27:46,385 --> 00:27:48,548
than 20 men.
321
00:27:51,659 --> 00:27:53,627
lt looks like...
322
00:27:54,662 --> 00:27:56,124
he's looking
for something.
323
00:27:56,224 --> 00:27:58,721
- Mm-hmm.
- What?
324
00:28:02,469 --> 00:28:04,801
He's looking for her.
325
00:28:12,346 --> 00:28:13,346
Who?
326
00:28:14,043 --> 00:28:15,982
What was her name?
327
00:28:17,051 --> 00:28:18,651
Jasmine.
328
00:28:24,491 --> 00:28:26,482
Okay, tell me.
329
00:28:28,996 --> 00:28:31,797
You want me
to tell you the story?
330
00:28:31,897 --> 00:28:32,897
Now?
331
00:28:34,097 --> 00:28:36,366
That would take days.
332
00:28:41,709 --> 00:28:43,909
Well, uh...
333
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:48,648
Hub was always
too restless for Texas.
334
00:28:48,748 --> 00:28:51,781
He convinced our folks
335
00:28:51,881 --> 00:28:54,017
that he needed to go
to Europe,
336
00:28:54,117 --> 00:28:55,885
and l needed
to come along.
337
00:28:57,291 --> 00:29:01,227
That was
the summer of 1914.
338
00:29:30,658 --> 00:29:32,755
l la-like you.
339
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:36,994
Extra, extra!
Germany invades!
340
00:29:37,094 --> 00:29:40,062
Unfortunately,
just as we arrived in France,
341
00:29:40,162 --> 00:29:45,505
so did the Kaiser
and the entire German Army.
342
00:29:45,605 --> 00:29:47,372
l wanted to go home,
343
00:29:47,472 --> 00:29:51,344
but Hub said we should tour Europe
one step ahead of the Germans.
344
00:29:51,444 --> 00:29:55,508
And we did.
What a time that was.
345
00:29:57,017 --> 00:30:02,182
There were these girls
in Toulon-- twins. And they...
346
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,125
...anyway,
347
00:30:07,626 --> 00:30:11,593
we eventually wound up
in Marseilles
348
00:30:11,693 --> 00:30:14,730
with passage booked
on the last ship out of Europe.
349
00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:19,436
And Hub, he decided
that we should spend our last night
350
00:30:19,536 --> 00:30:22,498
enjoying
the local nightlife.
351
00:30:27,548 --> 00:30:30,142
Three, three!
352
00:30:31,318 --> 00:30:34,048
He made friends
with these soldiers,
353
00:30:35,723 --> 00:30:40,820
and they bought us some drinks--
strong, strange drinks.
354
00:30:42,896 --> 00:30:45,264
We woke up on a ship
355
00:30:45,364 --> 00:30:49,702
bound for North Africa--
shanghaied.
356
00:30:49,802 --> 00:30:51,935
- Shanghaied?
- Yeah.
357
00:30:52,035 --> 00:30:56,274
We found ourselves
in the French Foreign Legion.
358
00:30:56,374 --> 00:30:59,942
''lt's all my fault, '' Hub said,
but he told me not to worry.
359
00:31:00,042 --> 00:31:03,039
He'd make sure
nothing happened to me.
360
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:14,417
We fought many battles
against overwhelming odds.
361
00:31:17,030 --> 00:31:19,658
He saved my life
countless times.
362
00:31:35,482 --> 00:31:39,149
When the war was over,
we both went our separate ways.
363
00:31:39,249 --> 00:31:41,750
l ended up
leading safaris
364
00:31:41,850 --> 00:31:46,226
mostly for writers
and Hollywood folk.
365
00:31:46,326 --> 00:31:48,454
But that was
too tame for Hub.
366
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:56,001
He got commissions from the new
North African governments,
367
00:31:56,101 --> 00:31:58,367
to put an end
to the slave trade.
368
00:32:03,243 --> 00:32:06,044
No one,
slave trader or Bedouin,
369
00:32:06,144 --> 00:32:10,280
had ever seen anything
like this mad American
370
00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:12,614
who fought like 20 men.
371
00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:17,456
Hey!
372
00:32:18,288 --> 00:32:21,421
What the hell are you two doing
out here in the middle of the night?
373
00:32:22,563 --> 00:32:24,622
Just enjoying
the cool night air.
374
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,263
Either one of you
got a lick of sense,
375
00:32:29,363 --> 00:32:31,270
go to bed.
376
00:33:11,378 --> 00:33:15,613
♫ l'm a rolling stone
from Texas ♫
377
00:33:15,713 --> 00:33:18,713
♫ Rolling stones
from the plains ♫
378
00:33:18,813 --> 00:33:22,750
♫ l am a rolling stone
from Texas, boys ♫
379
00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:26,226
♫ l long to be
back there again ♫
380
00:33:26,326 --> 00:33:29,926
♫ Well, say,
are you from Texas? ♫
381
00:33:30,026 --> 00:33:33,529
♫ That's what
l'm wanting to know ♫
382
00:33:33,629 --> 00:33:37,335
♫ 'Cause if we're both
from Texas, boys ♫
383
00:33:37,435 --> 00:33:40,703
♫ Let's bundle up
our clothes and go... ♫
384
00:34:28,956 --> 00:34:30,722
''Dear Walter,
385
00:34:30,822 --> 00:34:34,289
how are you?
Found your uncles' money yet?
386
00:34:34,389 --> 00:34:36,661
Here l am at school
in Fort Worth,
387
00:34:36,761 --> 00:34:38,994
my nose to the court
reporting grind... ''
388
00:34:44,137 --> 00:34:47,334
Damn it, brother, l'm not going
anywhere looking like this.
389
00:34:51,311 --> 00:34:53,409
Look like a damn
sharecropper.
390
00:34:53,509 --> 00:34:57,147
We're gardeners.
This is what gardeners wear.
391
00:34:57,247 --> 00:35:00,015
l bought you some clothes too.
They're in your room.
392
00:35:04,758 --> 00:35:07,457
Think how good all these vegetables
are gonna taste.
393
00:35:07,557 --> 00:35:09,957
Peas, beans,
394
00:35:11,030 --> 00:35:14,430
squash, tomatoes.
395
00:35:14,596 --> 00:35:16,798
- Yeah.
- What's this row?
396
00:35:18,505 --> 00:35:21,167
- Beets.
- Beets?
397
00:35:25,212 --> 00:35:26,443
And what about
this row?
398
00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:28,976
- Potatoes.
- Potatoes?
399
00:35:29,076 --> 00:35:30,076
Yeah.
400
00:35:32,853 --> 00:35:34,816
Wait one damn
minute here.
401
00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:37,987
- What's this row here?
- Tomatoes.
402
00:35:38,087 --> 00:35:40,623
- Tomatoes?
- Yeah.
403
00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:42,758
That's lettuce, squash,
404
00:35:42,858 --> 00:35:46,997
sweet potatoes,
carrots, bok choy.
405
00:35:47,097 --> 00:35:50,525
- Bok Choy? What is that?
- Chinese cabbage.
406
00:35:51,738 --> 00:35:53,673
Hey, that row
looks right.
407
00:35:53,773 --> 00:35:55,174
Yeah, well,
this is corn!
408
00:35:55,274 --> 00:35:58,672
All those seeds did look alike,
come to think of it.
409
00:35:58,772 --> 00:36:01,242
- Yeah, like corn.
- Boy...
410
00:36:01,342 --> 00:36:03,648
that seed salesman
sure saw us coming.
411
00:36:03,748 --> 00:36:04,915
No, saw you coming.
412
00:36:05,015 --> 00:36:08,151
Corn, corn, corn!
413
00:36:08,251 --> 00:36:10,189
Nothing but corn.
414
00:36:11,391 --> 00:36:13,591
Corn. Corn.
415
00:36:16,229 --> 00:36:19,362
- By God, it's here!
- Kid, help him unload.
416
00:36:19,462 --> 00:36:20,923
We'll be right back.
417
00:37:08,548 --> 00:37:11,449
Careful, kid.
He's a man-eater.
418
00:37:12,919 --> 00:37:17,515
ls this the McCann place?
We brought your lion.
419
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:23,752
King of the beasts.
Terror of the jungle.
420
00:37:37,577 --> 00:37:40,845
You bought a lion?
A used lion?
421
00:37:40,945 --> 00:37:43,781
Stand back, kid, you don't want
to get mauled and eaten.
422
00:37:44,818 --> 00:37:46,280
- What are you doing?
- Brother,
423
00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:49,086
this is the best idea
you ever had.
424
00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:52,390
This lion head will sure look good
hanging over our fireplace.
425
00:37:52,490 --> 00:37:55,091
What fireplace?
You don't have a fireplace.
426
00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:57,062
We'll buy one.
427
00:37:58,498 --> 00:37:59,764
You're gonna shoot it?
428
00:37:59,864 --> 00:38:01,733
Well, be seeing you.
429
00:38:04,571 --> 00:38:05,904
He's in there, all right.
430
00:38:06,004 --> 00:38:08,036
l don't think this is
very sporting.
431
00:38:08,136 --> 00:38:12,208
Kid, at our age,
this is as sporting as we get.
432
00:38:12,308 --> 00:38:14,376
Walter, come here.
433
00:38:14,476 --> 00:38:17,007
When l give the word,
pull this.
434
00:38:23,557 --> 00:38:24,557
Pull!
435
00:38:34,234 --> 00:38:35,234
Hey.
436
00:38:36,865 --> 00:38:37,967
Come on out of there.
437
00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:41,468
Hey, you
in the crate!
438
00:38:41,568 --> 00:38:44,944
Get your lion butt
out of there.
439
00:38:45,044 --> 00:38:46,535
Looks awful tame.
440
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:51,950
This lion's no good.
441
00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:56,085
lt's--
it's defective.
442
00:38:56,185 --> 00:39:00,458
- lt's alive, that's the main thing.
- Go ahead and shoot it then.
443
00:39:00,558 --> 00:39:03,463
No, it wouldn't be sporting,
shooting it inside a crate.
444
00:39:03,563 --> 00:39:05,864
Looks kind of old...
445
00:39:05,964 --> 00:39:07,462
worn-out looking.
446
00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:10,369
Some kind of lion hunt
this is.
447
00:39:10,469 --> 00:39:13,170
Perfect.
A reject.
448
00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,970
Some sick
zoo castoff.
449
00:39:17,177 --> 00:39:20,777
So can l keep him?
450
00:39:21,579 --> 00:39:25,114
l'll look after him and take care
of him and feed him and everything!
451
00:39:25,214 --> 00:39:26,852
l never had a pet
of my very own before.
452
00:39:26,952 --> 00:39:30,823
So kid, you want to take care of it,
nurse it back to health?
453
00:39:30,923 --> 00:39:33,757
Good.
Then we shoot it.
454
00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:42,800
That's some lion
you bought.
455
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,360
That's some garden seeds
you bought.
456
00:39:48,341 --> 00:39:52,272
Don't worry, they're not as bad
as they seem right at first.
457
00:39:52,372 --> 00:39:55,371
l'll be right back
with supper.
458
00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:09,250
There.
Now you can see out.
459
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,068
You sure
he can't get out?
460
00:40:17,304 --> 00:40:19,738
She.
lt's a girl lion.
461
00:40:21,541 --> 00:40:22,974
l named her Jasmine.
462
00:40:24,411 --> 00:40:26,379
What did you just say?
463
00:40:32,552 --> 00:40:36,079
lt seemed like a good name--
for a lion.
464
00:40:50,203 --> 00:40:52,368
l'm sorry it took
awhile to come in.
465
00:40:52,468 --> 00:40:54,999
ln 40 years, l never had
a call for it.
466
00:40:57,911 --> 00:41:00,509
''Purina Lion Chow.''
467
00:41:00,609 --> 00:41:02,209
l'll be!
468
00:41:02,811 --> 00:41:05,046
lf you wait a few minutes,
my boys will load you up.
469
00:41:06,286 --> 00:41:08,086
l got it.
470
00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:11,986
Garth, pay the man.
471
00:41:12,086 --> 00:41:13,491
Be careful.
472
00:41:15,395 --> 00:41:18,057
Mr. McCann, those are bags
that weigh 50 pounds a piece.
473
00:41:21,434 --> 00:41:23,397
Take the other end.
474
00:41:23,497 --> 00:41:25,665
Here we go.
475
00:41:37,117 --> 00:41:39,745
lf you two old ladies want
to get in, l'll take you home now.
476
00:41:44,224 --> 00:41:45,224
Hub!
477
00:42:04,210 --> 00:42:05,210
Psst!
478
00:42:06,946 --> 00:42:07,946
Psst!
479
00:42:08,982 --> 00:42:11,182
Little boy!
480
00:42:11,382 --> 00:42:13,717
You're with those
McCann brothers?
481
00:42:18,024 --> 00:42:22,490
l know that they're
ex-mafia hit men.
482
00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:25,627
They're on the run
with millions
483
00:42:25,727 --> 00:42:29,327
that they stole
from Al Capone.
484
00:42:47,587 --> 00:42:49,150
Tell me more
about Africa--
485
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:52,557
about you and Uncle Hub
and Jasmine.
486
00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:55,753
Why would a smart kid like you
want to hear hokey old stories?
487
00:42:57,831 --> 00:42:59,856
What else
do we have to do?
488
00:43:00,967 --> 00:43:02,434
Where was l?
489
00:43:05,038 --> 00:43:09,172
''No one, slave trader
or Bedouin,
490
00:43:09,272 --> 00:43:11,739
had ever seen anything
like this mad American
491
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,476
who fought
like 20 men. ''
492
00:43:13,576 --> 00:43:16,310
Yeah right, right, right.
Well, it so happened...
493
00:43:17,417 --> 00:43:19,880
one of the women
that Hub freed
494
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:22,581
was handmaiden
to a princess.
495
00:43:26,292 --> 00:43:30,223
When she told her mistress
the story of her rescue,
496
00:43:30,323 --> 00:43:35,495
most of all, she told her about
the handsome, heroic American.
497
00:43:37,036 --> 00:43:40,904
''l must meet this man!''
The princess said.
498
00:43:43,977 --> 00:43:49,044
One day, Hub was riding his horse
along the Mediterranean,
499
00:43:49,144 --> 00:43:53,609
when out of nowhere,
another rider came up alongside.
500
00:43:56,089 --> 00:43:59,722
But you know Hub-- he wasn't
about to let a chance pass.
501
00:43:59,822 --> 00:44:01,521
lt became a race.
502
00:44:05,632 --> 00:44:10,194
Most people say that Hub
was the best rider in North Africa.
503
00:44:12,071 --> 00:44:14,737
But this other rider
kept neck and neck
504
00:44:14,837 --> 00:44:18,265
as the race went
on and on.
505
00:44:24,484 --> 00:44:27,684
Then the two horses
collided.
506
00:44:27,784 --> 00:44:30,690
The riders went flying
into the sea.
507
00:44:30,790 --> 00:44:34,058
Hub leaped to his feet
ready for anything--
508
00:44:34,158 --> 00:44:36,152
or so he thought.
509
00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:49,603
This was the princess,
510
00:44:49,703 --> 00:44:53,544
the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen.
511
00:44:56,182 --> 00:45:00,016
- Jasmine!
- Jasmine.
512
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:09,928
Many people say there's
no such thing nowadays,
513
00:45:10,028 --> 00:45:12,459
it's something
you only find in stories,
514
00:45:12,559 --> 00:45:16,632
but when these two set eyes
on each other for the first time,
515
00:45:16,732 --> 00:45:20,403
this was honest to god,
no kidding, sure enough,
516
00:45:20,503 --> 00:45:22,436
once in a lifetime,
517
00:45:22,536 --> 00:45:26,137
love at first sight.
518
00:45:32,819 --> 00:45:36,187
Wait a minute.
lf it was true love
519
00:45:36,287 --> 00:45:38,842
they would've been married
and lived happily ever after, right?
520
00:45:38,942 --> 00:45:40,919
Aren't you getting ahead
of the story?
521
00:45:42,629 --> 00:45:45,531
- Okay, keep going.
- Well...
522
00:45:45,631 --> 00:45:48,697
things weren't easy
for them back then.
523
00:45:48,797 --> 00:45:50,933
She was promised
to another man,
524
00:45:51,033 --> 00:45:54,030
a powerful sheik
in a neighboring kingdom.
525
00:45:57,543 --> 00:46:01,345
He heard that Jasmine
was in love with another,
526
00:46:01,445 --> 00:46:03,545
so he threatened
her father,
527
00:46:03,645 --> 00:46:05,984
and took Jasmine off
to his kingdom
528
00:46:06,084 --> 00:46:08,646
and locked her up
in his harem.
529
00:46:10,423 --> 00:46:14,557
She told the other wives
that she would rather die
530
00:46:14,657 --> 00:46:17,158
than marry
this heartless sheik.
531
00:46:17,258 --> 00:46:19,630
She had a knife on her.
532
00:46:20,633 --> 00:46:22,764
And when he came for her
that night,
533
00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:25,235
she was going
to slit her own throat.
534
00:46:26,439 --> 00:46:28,532
What did
Uncle Hub do?
535
00:47:03,042 --> 00:47:07,412
They got married,
and lived happily ever after.
536
00:47:07,512 --> 00:47:09,107
The end.
537
00:47:11,684 --> 00:47:13,484
But wait,
538
00:47:13,814 --> 00:47:15,417
if they lived
happily ever after,
539
00:47:15,517 --> 00:47:19,188
then they got married, and she'd
be here right now with us, right?
540
00:47:19,288 --> 00:47:21,423
Didn't they have kids?
Where are they?
541
00:47:21,523 --> 00:47:24,088
Nurse?
What's going on?
542
00:47:25,331 --> 00:47:27,526
l wish they'd tell us
something.
543
00:47:31,738 --> 00:47:33,701
Get out of my face!
544
00:47:33,801 --> 00:47:37,203
Where'd you put my damn pants?
Where's my pants?
545
00:47:37,303 --> 00:47:41,410
- You can't do that!
- Gimme my pants!
546
00:47:41,510 --> 00:47:45,212
Who put me in here?
Who put me in here? You two!
547
00:47:48,788 --> 00:47:51,122
Hospitals--
lot of good they are.
548
00:47:51,222 --> 00:47:54,990
How would you know? You're never
in one long enough to find out.
549
00:47:56,095 --> 00:47:58,828
Hey, you missed
the turn.
550
00:47:58,928 --> 00:48:01,232
- l did not.
- Home is that way.
551
00:48:01,332 --> 00:48:03,200
l wanna go this way.
552
00:48:13,446 --> 00:48:17,315
Doctor,
where is Mr. McCann?
553
00:48:17,415 --> 00:48:20,511
Oh, l'm afraid
he's gone.
554
00:48:25,091 --> 00:48:29,090
Well, he led
a long full life.
555
00:48:29,190 --> 00:48:31,158
Where is the body?
556
00:48:31,258 --> 00:48:34,565
No, he's gone-- left.
557
00:48:34,665 --> 00:48:36,765
Mr. McCann checked
himself out.
558
00:48:36,865 --> 00:48:38,065
Left?!
559
00:48:42,341 --> 00:48:43,742
Brother,
560
00:48:43,842 --> 00:48:48,078
someday you're gonna have
to start acting your age.
561
00:48:48,178 --> 00:48:50,548
What the hell
does that mean?
562
00:48:50,648 --> 00:48:53,850
All your life, you've never been
frightened of anything.
563
00:48:53,950 --> 00:48:56,186
So what's eating
at you now?
564
00:48:56,286 --> 00:48:58,488
Getting old?
565
00:48:58,588 --> 00:49:01,220
- Dying?
- Hell no.
566
00:49:02,495 --> 00:49:05,397
- What then?
- Being useless.
567
00:49:05,497 --> 00:49:07,899
When we were young
there was always a reason,
568
00:49:07,999 --> 00:49:10,200
there was a point.
Things made sense.
569
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:12,035
Now there's
no point to anything.
570
00:49:12,135 --> 00:49:13,538
So what do we do?
We garden.
571
00:49:13,638 --> 00:49:16,803
We outlived our time,
brother.
572
00:49:29,388 --> 00:49:31,790
- Go get some beers.
- All right.
573
00:49:31,890 --> 00:49:34,490
Hey, old man,
574
00:49:34,922 --> 00:49:36,891
how's that barbecue?
575
00:49:36,991 --> 00:49:39,364
Give me some.
576
00:49:39,464 --> 00:49:42,868
We're busy, boy.
Get lost, all right?
577
00:49:44,637 --> 00:49:46,335
What did you say?
578
00:49:46,435 --> 00:49:49,971
Here's a perfect example
of what l've been talking about.
579
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:52,443
Since this boy was suckling on
his momma's tit,
580
00:49:52,543 --> 00:49:54,643
he's been given
everything but discipline.
581
00:49:54,743 --> 00:49:56,744
And now his idea
of courage and manhood
582
00:49:56,844 --> 00:49:58,779
is to get together with
a bunch of punk friends
583
00:49:58,879 --> 00:50:00,848
and ride around
irritating folks...
584
00:50:00,948 --> 00:50:04,151
too good natured
to put a stop to it.
585
00:50:05,892 --> 00:50:08,019
Hey, who do you
think you are, huh?
586
00:50:09,829 --> 00:50:10,829
Just a dumb kid, Hub.
587
00:50:10,928 --> 00:50:12,023
- Don't kill him.
- Right.
588
00:50:16,535 --> 00:50:17,936
l'm Hub McCann.
589
00:50:18,036 --> 00:50:19,074
l fought in two World Wars
590
00:50:19,174 --> 00:50:21,236
and countless smaller ones
on three continents.
591
00:50:21,336 --> 00:50:23,405
l led thousands of men
into battle with everything
592
00:50:23,505 --> 00:50:25,973
from horses and swords
to artillery and tanks.
593
00:50:26,073 --> 00:50:28,109
l've seen the headwaters
of the Nile,
594
00:50:28,209 --> 00:50:31,049
and tribes of natives no white man
had ever seen before.
595
00:50:31,149 --> 00:50:33,316
l've won and lost
a dozen fortunes,
596
00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:35,185
killed many men
597
00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:37,385
and loved
only one woman
598
00:50:37,485 --> 00:50:39,188
with a passion
a flea like you
599
00:50:39,288 --> 00:50:40,856
could never begin
to understand.
600
00:50:40,956 --> 00:50:42,656
That's who l am.
601
00:50:44,230 --> 00:50:46,698
Now, go home, boy!
602
00:50:48,134 --> 00:50:50,069
We'll show these
old bastards who's tough!
603
00:50:50,169 --> 00:50:51,728
- Get out your knife.
- Yeah.
604
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:56,703
Now, boys,
605
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:59,110
you're fixing to let
those teenage hormones
606
00:50:59,210 --> 00:51:00,611
get you into a world
of trouble.
607
00:51:02,315 --> 00:51:04,250
Damn it, Garth.
Did l ask you to butt in?
608
00:51:04,350 --> 00:51:06,150
Hub, you just
come out of the hospital.
609
00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:09,682
Well, there's--
there's only four of 'em.
610
00:51:09,782 --> 00:51:12,055
Yeah, but--
look, you fight this one first.
611
00:51:12,155 --> 00:51:15,724
And then l'll let you fight
the other three after, okay?
612
00:51:15,824 --> 00:51:17,994
Yeah.
Watch this, kid!
613
00:51:18,094 --> 00:51:20,696
Now you!
You better pick that knife up,
614
00:51:20,796 --> 00:51:25,362
'cause, son, you're gonna need
all the help you can get.
615
00:51:26,973 --> 00:51:28,469
- Come on, Frankie!
- Get him.
616
00:51:28,569 --> 00:51:30,907
Get him, Frankie, cut him!
617
00:51:33,312 --> 00:51:34,312
Ahh!
618
00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:37,416
Shoot, oldest trick
in the book.
619
00:51:37,516 --> 00:51:39,418
Okay, okay.
620
00:51:39,518 --> 00:51:41,684
You hold it wrong, son.
Not like this.
621
00:51:41,784 --> 00:51:43,852
You always
do it like this-- smooth.
622
00:51:43,952 --> 00:51:45,886
- Try it again.
- Come on, Frankie.
623
00:51:45,986 --> 00:51:47,325
Come on, Frankie,
get him!
624
00:51:47,425 --> 00:51:49,423
- Cut him
- Come on. Okay.
625
00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:51,694
- Get him, Frankie, cut him.
- Yeah, you got him!
626
00:51:51,794 --> 00:51:52,794
Frankie, come on!
627
00:51:57,770 --> 00:52:00,003
- Stop, stop, ahh!
- You're breaking his arm!
628
00:52:00,103 --> 00:52:02,097
You three had better
get in there and help him.
629
00:52:16,522 --> 00:52:18,687
Why aren't you
helping him?
630
00:52:18,787 --> 00:52:22,854
Hub always hogs the bad guys.
He's selfish that way.
631
00:52:23,929 --> 00:52:26,124
But there's
four of them!
632
00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:28,656
Three of them.
633
00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:35,806
Go on, Hub!
Hey, there's my boy!
634
00:52:35,906 --> 00:52:37,905
Like this, kid?
Pretty good, huh?
635
00:52:38,005 --> 00:52:40,311
- Couldn't you share?
- Nah.
636
00:52:40,411 --> 00:52:42,510
After 40 years,
l'm used to it.
637
00:52:42,610 --> 00:52:43,610
Ahhh!
638
00:52:44,745 --> 00:52:48,949
Besides, right now, l figure
he needs them worse than l do.
639
00:52:51,057 --> 00:52:53,020
Go on, Hub!
640
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,089
This'll hold him though.
This'll hold him.
641
00:52:55,189 --> 00:52:56,189
Please! Please!
642
00:53:12,445 --> 00:53:14,008
They're not back yet, Daddy.
643
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:16,611
l'm sure with Hub
just out of the hospital,
644
00:53:16,711 --> 00:53:18,847
they're taking it slow
and easy on the way home.
645
00:53:18,947 --> 00:53:19,947
Yeah.
646
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:23,421
Oh, l hate this house.
l hate it.
647
00:53:23,521 --> 00:53:25,052
When those two finally
drop dead,
648
00:53:25,152 --> 00:53:27,323
l want you to burn this place
to the ground, Daddy.
649
00:53:27,423 --> 00:53:30,194
Hey, what's that?
650
00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:32,094
Beats me.
651
00:53:32,325 --> 00:53:36,064
- Let's tear it up!
- Yeah.
652
00:53:44,009 --> 00:53:45,009
What is it?
653
00:53:45,108 --> 00:53:47,569
lt's stuffed!
654
00:53:50,683 --> 00:53:53,483
- Mom!
- Mom!
655
00:54:04,230 --> 00:54:07,430
- He's alive!
- What? What happened?
656
00:54:07,530 --> 00:54:09,730
l told you about
those lies of yours. No!
657
00:54:12,271 --> 00:54:14,903
Hey, don't step on my shoes!
658
00:54:15,003 --> 00:54:16,706
What have you done
with Uncle Hub?
659
00:54:16,806 --> 00:54:20,341
Kid, get some meat.
660
00:54:20,441 --> 00:54:22,073
Where's Uncle Hub?
661
00:54:24,116 --> 00:54:26,243
Oh, Lord, there's
been an accident.
662
00:54:27,586 --> 00:54:29,853
l wanna go home now.
663
00:54:29,953 --> 00:54:31,789
You're in no shape
to go home now.
664
00:54:31,889 --> 00:54:34,124
lt was a fight. Uncle Hub won.
lt was great.
665
00:54:34,224 --> 00:54:36,594
- Ahh!
- The lion really did try to eat us.
666
00:54:36,694 --> 00:54:39,463
- Shush.
- Jasmine?
667
00:54:39,563 --> 00:54:42,198
Oh Jasmine!
l haven't fed her all day.
668
00:54:42,298 --> 00:54:44,703
l bet she's really hungry.
l got to go feed her.
669
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:47,003
Here, here!
670
00:54:52,645 --> 00:54:54,636
Here you go,
Jasmine.
671
00:54:57,683 --> 00:54:59,283
Jasmine?
672
00:55:04,356 --> 00:55:07,759
- There really is a lion.
- Lion?! You got a lion?
673
00:55:07,859 --> 00:55:11,229
- lt's locked up.
- No it isn't. lt tried to eat us.
674
00:55:11,329 --> 00:55:13,732
- lt really tried to eat us.
- Get the guns!
675
00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:15,531
- Get out of the way.
- Get the guns.
676
00:55:15,631 --> 00:55:17,434
Come here,
come here.
677
00:55:17,534 --> 00:55:19,134
Jasmine?
678
00:55:28,847 --> 00:55:31,749
Jasmine? Jasmine?
Jasmine?
679
00:55:31,849 --> 00:55:33,944
Come on. Oh!
680
00:55:37,823 --> 00:55:40,624
Eew, lion spit. No, stop.
681
00:55:40,724 --> 00:55:43,690
Don't shoot,
you'll hit him.
682
00:55:43,790 --> 00:55:45,787
Come on.
Whoa!
683
00:55:51,070 --> 00:55:53,033
They're gone.
684
00:55:53,133 --> 00:55:55,767
- We might be too late.
- Move in.
685
00:55:57,276 --> 00:55:59,506
You stay. Stay.
686
00:56:11,590 --> 00:56:13,190
Jasmine!
687
00:56:14,727 --> 00:56:16,927
Stop, stop.
688
00:56:19,498 --> 00:56:20,498
Attack him!
689
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,341
She's feeling
a lot better.
690
00:56:34,546 --> 00:56:36,514
Get off of me!
691
00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:39,479
We're leaving.
692
00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:44,013
We are not coming back
until you get rid of that monster.
693
00:56:45,858 --> 00:56:49,123
Well, the lion stays.
694
00:56:50,429 --> 00:56:52,892
All right, that's it.
Come on, Daddy.
695
00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:53,994
Daddy! Come on!
696
00:56:54,094 --> 00:56:56,231
Bye, Uncle Hub.
Bye, Uncle Garth!
697
00:56:56,331 --> 00:56:58,833
Shut up.
Get in the car.
698
00:56:58,933 --> 00:57:01,204
l need a drink bad.
l'm having a bad day.
699
00:57:01,304 --> 00:57:04,040
You boys hungry?
700
00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:07,343
- Wanna stay for supper?
- What are we gonna eat?
701
00:57:07,443 --> 00:57:08,443
Meat.
702
00:57:09,144 --> 00:57:10,945
A lotta meat.
703
00:57:12,117 --> 00:57:14,181
She won't come
out of the cornfield.
704
00:57:14,281 --> 00:57:17,886
This cornfield's the closest thing
to a jungle she's ever seen.
705
00:57:17,986 --> 00:57:20,754
She knows this is where
she belongs.
706
00:57:29,401 --> 00:57:32,268
- l think she's happy.
- l think she is.
707
00:57:35,908 --> 00:57:38,672
What about you?
You happy?
708
00:57:51,824 --> 00:57:54,788
What's he saying to them?
709
00:57:54,888 --> 00:57:57,093
He's giving them his
''What every boy needs to know
710
00:57:57,193 --> 00:57:58,754
about being a man'' speech.
711
00:58:00,466 --> 00:58:03,463
A lot of men have heard
that speech over the years.
712
00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:06,163
A lot of men.
713
00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:10,136
- Will he give that speech to me?
- Oh, l guarantee it.
714
00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,803
Assuming he's still around,
of course.
715
00:58:17,883 --> 00:58:20,881
Hey, you didn't finish that story
about Uncle Hub and Jasmine.
716
00:58:20,981 --> 00:58:22,618
You don't believe
all this Africa stuff?
717
00:58:22,718 --> 00:58:23,985
lt's a good story.
718
00:58:26,158 --> 00:58:29,893
Well, after he
rescued Jasmine,
719
00:58:29,993 --> 00:58:33,591
several years passed,
wonderful years.
720
00:58:36,568 --> 00:58:39,031
Never were two people
so happy,
721
00:58:39,131 --> 00:58:41,134
so in love.
722
00:58:41,234 --> 00:58:44,141
lt was perfect.
723
00:58:45,177 --> 00:58:47,044
Except for one thing.
724
00:58:47,144 --> 00:58:49,876
- The sheik.
- The sheik.
725
00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:53,850
He hated Hub
for stealing Jasmine,
726
00:58:53,950 --> 00:58:56,551
so he put a price
on Hub's head.
727
00:58:56,651 --> 00:59:01,054
10,000 pieces of gold--
a fortune.
728
00:59:01,154 --> 00:59:04,823
Assassins came
from miles around.
729
00:59:18,644 --> 00:59:20,106
Come on!
730
00:59:20,206 --> 00:59:21,708
He and Jasmine had
to be on guard
731
00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:24,544
every minute
of every day.
732
00:59:46,004 --> 00:59:49,035
Hub knew he and Jasmine
couldn't run forever,
733
00:59:49,135 --> 00:59:52,406
that sooner or later
their luck would run out.
734
00:59:55,614 --> 00:59:57,946
There was only
one thing to do.
735
01:00:02,454 --> 01:00:06,791
So one day an assassin led Hub,
bound in chains,
736
01:00:06,891 --> 01:00:08,760
into the sheik's
fortress
737
01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:11,493
to claim his 10,000
pieces of gold.
738
01:00:11,593 --> 01:00:12,793
What?!
739
01:00:14,967 --> 01:00:18,465
They gave the assassin
bags and bags of gold
740
01:00:18,565 --> 01:00:20,100
as the sheik
ordered Hub
741
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:26,338
down to the notorious
Dungeon of 1,387 Tortures.
742
01:00:29,581 --> 01:00:34,013
What kind of greedy, no-good scum
would turn in Uncle Hub for money?
743
01:00:34,113 --> 01:00:36,913
Well, l would.
744
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,125
Ah, it was a trick.
745
01:00:44,225 --> 01:00:47,097
Yeah, it was a trick.
746
01:00:54,540 --> 01:00:56,269
ln the dungeon,
l drew my sword...
747
01:01:06,418 --> 01:01:09,286
and single-handedly
slaughtered everyone in there
748
01:01:09,386 --> 01:01:12,020
and freed Hub
without dropping
749
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,614
a single gold coin.
750
01:01:19,464 --> 01:01:21,663
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
751
01:01:21,763 --> 01:01:23,668
You saved Uncle Hub,
752
01:01:23,768 --> 01:01:26,499
all this time carrying
hundreds of pounds of gold?
753
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,339
You don't believe l killed
all those men and saved Hub?
754
01:01:34,012 --> 01:01:37,573
Well, Hub might've helped
just a little.
755
01:01:55,133 --> 01:01:57,363
- Uh-oh.
- We were greatly outnumbered.
756
01:01:59,404 --> 01:02:01,339
We fought against
incredible odds.
757
01:02:01,439 --> 01:02:03,639
And when it was over,
we split up.
758
01:02:03,739 --> 01:02:06,337
Each one knew what the other
had to do.
759
01:02:11,316 --> 01:02:14,483
High in his opulent
bedchamber,
760
01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:16,453
the sheik slept.
761
01:02:18,490 --> 01:02:22,557
He awoke with Hub's sword
across his throat.
762
01:02:22,657 --> 01:02:25,192
The sheik was terrified,
763
01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:28,528
but Hub
just lowered his blade.
764
01:02:35,107 --> 01:02:37,604
''Defend yourself!''
Hub cried.
765
01:02:37,704 --> 01:02:40,270
And he threw
the sheik a sword.
766
01:03:08,306 --> 01:03:12,406
The sheik knew that he would
surely die now,
767
01:03:12,506 --> 01:03:15,037
without even the right
to beg for mercy.
768
01:03:26,358 --> 01:03:28,489
But Hub just said,
769
01:03:28,589 --> 01:03:33,026
''Twice l have held
your life in my hands,
770
01:03:33,126 --> 01:03:36,332
and twice l have
given it back to you.
771
01:03:36,432 --> 01:03:38,864
The next time...''
772
01:03:38,964 --> 01:03:42,100
...your life is mine.
773
01:03:49,981 --> 01:03:51,646
And from that moment on,
774
01:03:51,746 --> 01:03:54,450
the assassination attempts
stopped.
775
01:03:54,550 --> 01:03:57,517
Some say it was
because the sheik
776
01:03:57,617 --> 01:04:01,155
was afraid that Hub
would return and kill him.
777
01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:04,758
Others said because Hub
had spared his life,
778
01:04:04,858 --> 01:04:09,597
the sheik did the honorable thing
and let his enemy live.
779
01:04:12,537 --> 01:04:15,237
Personally,
l think it's because
780
01:04:15,337 --> 01:04:18,541
the sheik was so damn busy once they
discovered oil in his kingdom.
781
01:04:18,641 --> 01:04:21,636
He became one of the five
richest men in the world.
782
01:04:22,781 --> 01:04:26,649
What?! The bad guy
gets filthy rich?
783
01:04:27,786 --> 01:04:29,653
What the heck kind
of story ends that way?
784
01:04:29,753 --> 01:04:31,751
l just told it
the way it happened.
785
01:04:31,851 --> 01:04:33,791
- Bye.
- So long.
786
01:04:36,628 --> 01:04:38,360
So that's how you got
all your money?
787
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:40,663
- The gold from the sheik?
- Well..
788
01:04:40,763 --> 01:04:41,763
Yeah.
789
01:04:44,803 --> 01:04:47,401
Those young men'll
be okay now.
790
01:04:47,501 --> 01:04:50,464
- Will you?
- Yeah.
791
01:04:52,310 --> 01:04:55,111
l feel old and worn out.
792
01:04:55,211 --> 01:04:57,081
- You've been busy.
- Yeah.
793
01:04:57,181 --> 01:05:00,085
Terrorizing doctors
and nurses,
794
01:05:00,185 --> 01:05:04,021
beating up teenagers,
chasing after lions--
795
01:05:04,121 --> 01:05:06,387
you've had a full day.
796
01:05:08,627 --> 01:05:11,653
Lucky those boys don't know
diddly-squat about fighting.
797
01:05:12,831 --> 01:05:15,425
Won't be long till the kid here
can whup my ass.
798
01:05:18,703 --> 01:05:21,071
Won't be long till l'll be
helpless in a fight.
799
01:05:21,171 --> 01:05:22,770
Useless!
800
01:05:22,870 --> 01:05:24,934
You'll feel better in a day
or two.
801
01:05:28,246 --> 01:05:30,276
Yeah, well...
802
01:05:30,376 --> 01:05:33,408
l'm going to bed.
Good night, kid.
803
01:05:50,135 --> 01:05:51,135
So...
804
01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:54,769
you finally gonna tell me
what happened to Jasmine?
805
01:05:54,869 --> 01:05:56,206
- Nope.
- What?!
806
01:05:56,306 --> 01:05:58,737
You wanna know
what happened to Jasmine
807
01:05:58,837 --> 01:06:00,107
you're gonna have
to ask him.
808
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,547
Ask Uncle Hub?
809
01:06:03,647 --> 01:06:06,016
Are you crazy?
Look what happened last time.
810
01:06:06,116 --> 01:06:08,716
l'm tired of doing
all the dirty work around here.
811
01:06:08,816 --> 01:06:10,817
lf you wanna hear
the end of this story,
812
01:06:10,917 --> 01:06:12,356
you're gonna
have to ask him.
813
01:06:42,554 --> 01:06:44,618
- Hub?
- Yeah?
814
01:06:44,718 --> 01:06:47,625
- An airplane?
- Yep, always wanted one.
815
01:06:47,725 --> 01:06:50,223
You always said you'd never set foot
in an airplane.
816
01:06:50,323 --> 01:06:52,860
You don't trust them
to fall right out of the sky.
817
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,299
They're dangerous, all right,
plenty dangerous.
818
01:06:55,399 --> 01:06:57,734
You got a book of instructions
or something?
819
01:06:57,834 --> 01:06:59,332
Yeah, right here.
820
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:02,137
You don't know
a damn thing about airplanes.
821
01:07:02,237 --> 01:07:04,641
Well, l'm gonna learn,
l tell you.
822
01:07:05,677 --> 01:07:08,410
Aha!
lt says right here,
823
01:07:08,510 --> 01:07:10,178
''To climb,
pull back on the stick:
824
01:07:10,278 --> 01:07:12,312
to descend, push forward
on the stick.''
825
01:07:12,412 --> 01:07:15,083
l'll have this thing up
in the air in no time.
826
01:07:15,183 --> 01:07:16,711
Whoo! Damn.
827
01:07:27,232 --> 01:07:29,695
Maybe it's
just a new hobby.
828
01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:32,236
Maybe he doesn't really
mean to...
829
01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:36,267
you know,
do something crazy.
830
01:07:38,276 --> 01:07:40,073
You think so?
831
01:07:46,418 --> 01:07:48,511
You ask him yet?
832
01:07:49,587 --> 01:07:51,384
About Jasmine?
833
01:07:55,794 --> 01:07:57,785
You'd better
make it quick.
834
01:08:59,357 --> 01:09:01,292
What the hell?
835
01:09:01,392 --> 01:09:02,986
lt's the middle
of the night.
836
01:09:04,562 --> 01:09:06,592
What's the matter?
What are you doing here?
837
01:09:06,692 --> 01:09:09,696
You got something
to say to me?
838
01:09:09,796 --> 01:09:12,168
Spit it out.
839
01:09:14,205 --> 01:09:16,366
What happened to her,
Uncle Hub?
840
01:09:20,545 --> 01:09:22,775
What happened
to Jasmine?
841
01:09:35,927 --> 01:09:39,658
l have to know.
l have to.
842
01:09:44,135 --> 01:09:45,935
She died.
843
01:09:47,372 --> 01:09:49,636
Died in childbirth.
Her and the baby.
844
01:10:01,252 --> 01:10:03,220
What did you do?
845
01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:10,019
Went back to the only life
l knew-- back to the Legion.
846
01:10:30,181 --> 01:10:34,015
For the next 40 years, there was
always one more war to fight.
847
01:10:35,787 --> 01:10:38,813
Then l got old
and came here.
848
01:10:41,726 --> 01:10:43,726
Here l am.
849
01:10:45,296 --> 01:10:47,296
Here l am.
850
01:10:47,859 --> 01:10:50,295
You cold, son?
851
01:10:50,395 --> 01:10:52,466
You'd better--
here.
852
01:10:52,566 --> 01:10:55,938
You'd better--
you'd better go inside.
853
01:10:57,041 --> 01:11:00,275
Good boy, thank you.
Good boy.
854
01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:02,779
Those stories about Africa...
855
01:11:04,682 --> 01:11:07,082
about you...
856
01:11:07,217 --> 01:11:09,949
they're true,
aren't they?
857
01:11:11,022 --> 01:11:13,855
- Doesn't matter.
- lt does too.
858
01:11:15,527 --> 01:11:19,093
Around my mom all l hear is lies.
l don't know what to believe in.
859
01:11:19,193 --> 01:11:21,470
lf you want to believe in something,
then believe in it.
860
01:11:21,570 --> 01:11:24,832
Just because something isn't true,
no reason you can't believe in it.
861
01:11:27,205 --> 01:11:28,870
All right.
862
01:11:28,970 --> 01:11:30,937
There's a long speech
l give to young men.
863
01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:33,410
Sounds like you need
to hear a piece of it.
864
01:11:33,510 --> 01:11:35,778
Just a piece.
865
01:11:35,878 --> 01:11:40,048
Sometimes the things
that may or may not be true
866
01:11:40,148 --> 01:11:43,747
are the things that a man needs
to believe in the most.
867
01:11:44,889 --> 01:11:48,022
That people are
basically good:
868
01:11:48,122 --> 01:11:50,359
That honor...
869
01:11:50,459 --> 01:11:53,022
courage and virtue
mean everything:
870
01:11:54,299 --> 01:11:57,666
That power and money,
money and power mean nothing;
871
01:11:59,070 --> 01:12:01,937
That good always triumphs
over evil:
872
01:12:03,107 --> 01:12:05,701
And l want you
to remember this, that love...
873
01:12:12,517 --> 01:12:16,180
true love never dies.
You remember that, boy.
874
01:12:19,090 --> 01:12:21,289
You remember that.
875
01:12:21,389 --> 01:12:24,559
Doesn't matter if it's
true or not. You see,
876
01:12:24,659 --> 01:12:27,223
a man should believe
in those things, because...
877
01:12:28,266 --> 01:12:31,167
those are the things
worth believing in.
878
01:12:32,904 --> 01:12:34,704
Got that?
879
01:12:36,374 --> 01:12:38,809
That was a good speech.
880
01:12:38,909 --> 01:12:41,643
Think so? Thanks.
881
01:12:41,743 --> 01:12:43,143
Yeah...
882
01:12:44,180 --> 01:12:46,742
When are you gonna give me
the rest of the speech?
883
01:12:48,152 --> 01:12:50,520
When you're almost a man.
884
01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:53,355
- You promise?
- Wait one minute here. Wait--
885
01:12:53,455 --> 01:12:57,125
l can't be a good man until you give me
the rest of the speech, right?
886
01:12:57,225 --> 01:13:00,361
You need to stick around until l'm
old enough to hear the whole thing.
887
01:13:00,461 --> 01:13:02,976
- l see what you're trying to pull.
- You have to stick around
888
01:13:03,076 --> 01:13:04,953
- until l'm old enough--
- l'll write it down.
889
01:13:05,053 --> 01:13:07,432
No! l want you
to give me the speech!
890
01:13:07,532 --> 01:13:09,839
You won't be
living here then.
891
01:13:09,939 --> 01:13:13,434
You're my uncle. l need you to stick
around and be my uncle.
892
01:13:16,214 --> 01:13:18,011
What about Uncle Garth?
893
01:13:19,350 --> 01:13:21,380
He needs you.
894
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,450
W-what about the dogs
and the pig,
895
01:13:24,550 --> 01:13:27,154
and the lion?
We all need you. l need you.
896
01:13:27,254 --> 01:13:29,188
- No, you're just being silly.
- No, it's true!
897
01:13:29,288 --> 01:13:31,194
- You're being silly.
- lt's true!
898
01:13:34,265 --> 01:13:37,359
l know you miss Jasmine
an awful, awful lot.
899
01:13:39,170 --> 01:13:41,638
But if you go,
900
01:13:42,674 --> 01:13:45,700
we'll miss you
just as much.
901
01:13:47,278 --> 01:13:49,278
lt's true.
902
01:13:56,621 --> 01:13:58,719
All right, damn it,
you win.
903
01:13:58,819 --> 01:14:01,726
l'll stick around
and be your damn uncle.
904
01:14:01,826 --> 01:14:05,058
Don't expect me
to be happy about it.
905
01:14:09,834 --> 01:14:12,564
All right? Deal?
906
01:14:13,738 --> 01:14:14,938
Oh-hh!
907
01:14:17,141 --> 01:14:18,941
Ohh, ohh.
908
01:14:20,306 --> 01:14:22,178
You're a good boy.
909
01:14:25,717 --> 01:14:28,845
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
910
01:15:09,227 --> 01:15:10,892
Walter, Walter!
911
01:15:10,992 --> 01:15:12,987
Get ready. Walter!
912
01:17:39,310 --> 01:17:41,437
This money
look stolen to you?
913
01:18:15,746 --> 01:18:17,979
♫ Try to help you ♫
914
01:18:18,079 --> 01:18:21,576
♫ l can't do it
all by myself... ♫
915
01:18:24,422 --> 01:18:27,324
♫ Try to help you ♫
916
01:18:27,424 --> 01:18:30,019
♫ l can't do it
all by myself. ♫
917
01:18:37,068 --> 01:18:40,166
Oh, honey,
you're so funny.
918
01:18:40,266 --> 01:18:41,266
No!
919
01:18:42,137 --> 01:18:44,339
- Whoop!
- Oh!
920
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:46,239
Shh, quiet!
921
01:18:49,580 --> 01:18:52,242
- Mom!
- Hi, honey.
922
01:18:54,118 --> 01:18:57,082
Walter, Walter,
this is Stan.
923
01:18:57,182 --> 01:18:59,353
l've heard a lot
about you, Walter.
924
01:18:59,453 --> 01:19:01,453
Your uncles
still sleeping?
925
01:19:01,553 --> 01:19:03,055
Best not
wake 'em up.
926
01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:05,061
Shh, come on.
Wanna go sit down?
927
01:19:06,764 --> 01:19:09,324
You got so big.
928
01:19:12,937 --> 01:19:16,204
So Stan here
is a detective.
929
01:19:16,304 --> 01:19:19,237
A real private eye
just like in the movies.
930
01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:21,374
- Wow, really?
- Sure, sure.
931
01:19:21,474 --> 01:19:23,543
You wanna see my badge?
932
01:19:23,643 --> 01:19:25,741
Stan works in Las Vegas.
How about that?
933
01:19:29,020 --> 01:19:32,085
- What about court reporting school?
- Oh, l had to quit.
934
01:19:32,185 --> 01:19:35,092
Stan wants me to stay home
and be a wife and mother.
935
01:19:35,192 --> 01:19:36,786
Won't that be wonderful?
936
01:19:38,929 --> 01:19:42,888
l bet you found out where
your uncles hid all that money, huh?
937
01:19:46,037 --> 01:19:47,231
Why do you want to know?
938
01:19:48,706 --> 01:19:51,541
Walt, your uncles
match the description
939
01:19:51,641 --> 01:19:54,072
of two bank robbers
from the '20s and '30s.
940
01:19:54,172 --> 01:19:56,642
- No, you're wrong.
- When Mae told me about them,
941
01:19:56,742 --> 01:19:58,879
l got copies of the reports
and showed them to her.
942
01:19:58,979 --> 01:19:59,979
lt's them, honey.
943
01:20:01,686 --> 01:20:04,121
They used shotguns.
They wore disguises.
944
01:20:04,221 --> 01:20:07,388
They stole all that money.
And they shot people--
945
01:20:07,488 --> 01:20:08,892
innocent people.
946
01:20:08,992 --> 01:20:12,193
No, not them.
lt can't be.
947
01:20:12,293 --> 01:20:14,895
Stan knows what he's
talking about, honey.
948
01:20:14,995 --> 01:20:16,833
What about Jasmine?
949
01:20:16,933 --> 01:20:18,931
She and Uncle Hub
were in love. They--
950
01:20:19,031 --> 01:20:21,669
- l have her picture.
- Honey, wasn't Jasmine
951
01:20:21,769 --> 01:20:24,073
the woman who was driving
the getaway car?
952
01:20:24,173 --> 01:20:27,077
- Oh, right.
- Oh, Jasmine...
953
01:20:27,177 --> 01:20:29,579
she was wounded.
954
01:20:29,679 --> 01:20:32,616
And they just
drove off...
955
01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:35,946
and left her for dead.
956
01:20:38,422 --> 01:20:40,219
l know this hurts, son.
957
01:20:42,593 --> 01:20:45,624
But they're criminals,
and they lied to you.
958
01:20:45,724 --> 01:20:48,324
My poor baby!
959
01:20:48,732 --> 01:20:51,798
Oh, in the arms
of vicious criminals.
960
01:20:51,898 --> 01:20:54,068
We came just as soon
as we found out.
961
01:20:54,168 --> 01:20:56,135
We've come
to take you away.
962
01:20:56,235 --> 01:20:58,372
Now, l want you to tell Stan
where the money is,
963
01:20:58,472 --> 01:21:00,137
then we'll
go pack your things, okay?
964
01:21:04,281 --> 01:21:06,846
Why do you need to know
where the money is?
965
01:21:06,946 --> 01:21:08,578
Look at me, son.
966
01:21:09,620 --> 01:21:11,684
Because it doesn't
belong to them.
967
01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:14,184
lt's stolen.
968
01:21:14,758 --> 01:21:18,156
Why, it's probably hidden
right outside here somewhere, right?
969
01:21:18,256 --> 01:21:20,060
Close by?
970
01:21:23,601 --> 01:21:26,598
l'll tell you what, why don't we
take a little walk, huh?
971
01:21:26,698 --> 01:21:28,734
Show us around the place.
What do you say?
972
01:21:28,834 --> 01:21:29,834
Let's go.
973
01:21:34,779 --> 01:21:38,277
Well, Walt, your mother
and l found a nice house.
974
01:21:38,377 --> 01:21:40,914
Don't have enough money
for the down payment though.
975
01:21:41,014 --> 01:21:44,050
We could always turn your uncles in
for the reward money,
976
01:21:44,150 --> 01:21:45,285
but they'd go to jail.
977
01:21:45,385 --> 01:21:46,987
Since all that money's
stolen, honey,
978
01:21:47,087 --> 01:21:49,391
we got a right to it
just as much as they do.
979
01:21:49,491 --> 01:21:51,794
We'll have a nice family
and nobody gets hurt.
980
01:21:51,894 --> 01:21:55,793
lsn't it wonderful, Walter?
lt's what we always wanted.
981
01:21:55,893 --> 01:21:57,464
So where is it?
982
01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:59,321
They're old, they're gonna
die soon anyway.
983
01:21:59,421 --> 01:22:01,419
You want Uncle Sam to end up
with all that dough?
984
01:22:01,519 --> 01:22:03,330
Just tell us.
985
01:22:12,917 --> 01:22:16,117
Hub and Garth didn't rob any banks.
They were in Africa.
986
01:22:16,217 --> 01:22:18,622
Africa!
Oh, Walter, be serious.
987
01:22:18,722 --> 01:22:21,220
Really! They were shanghaied
into the Foreign Legion,
988
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:24,256
and had adventures for 40 years.
They couldn't have robbed any banks!
989
01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:26,353
Come on, pal.
You don't believe all that, do you?
990
01:22:26,453 --> 01:22:29,598
- Sure, l do!
- You?! Mr. Doubting Thomas?
991
01:22:29,698 --> 01:22:33,626
Here Stan's got actual evidence
and you believe that Africa crap?!
992
01:22:35,973 --> 01:22:37,770
Yes. Yes, l do.
993
01:22:39,577 --> 01:22:41,742
Mae, you should go wait
on the porch.
994
01:22:41,842 --> 01:22:44,011
We're gonna have a little chat,
man to man.
995
01:22:44,111 --> 01:22:46,549
Why don't we talk in the barn?
What do you say?
996
01:22:58,395 --> 01:22:59,995
Come on!
997
01:23:01,365 --> 01:23:03,492
Getting warmer? Huh?
998
01:23:05,569 --> 01:23:07,332
No, let go!
999
01:23:10,708 --> 01:23:12,907
Let's you and me
get something straight.
1000
01:23:13,007 --> 01:23:15,941
We can be friends
or we can be enemies.
1001
01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:17,880
l've had a run
of crummy luck lately.
1002
01:23:17,980 --> 01:23:20,850
l know some bad people who want
to cause a lot of trouble for me.
1003
01:23:20,950 --> 01:23:23,614
l need that money
and l know it's close.
1004
01:23:24,688 --> 01:23:28,187
l'll be damned if some snot-nosed kid
is gonna stand in my way.
1005
01:23:28,287 --> 01:23:30,660
So what's
it gonna be, pal?
1006
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:33,959
Friends or enemies?
1007
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,841
Defend yourself.
1008
01:23:44,941 --> 01:23:45,941
Huh?
1009
01:23:59,924 --> 01:24:02,359
Where is it?!
1010
01:24:02,459 --> 01:24:04,053
Where's the money?
Where is it?
1011
01:24:06,163 --> 01:24:08,227
Where is it?
1012
01:24:08,327 --> 01:24:10,565
Where is it?
1013
01:24:10,665 --> 01:24:12,898
Tell me where it is!
1014
01:24:14,471 --> 01:24:15,904
Tell me where it is!
1015
01:24:16,941 --> 01:24:18,169
Where is it?!
1016
01:24:29,086 --> 01:24:31,554
l heard some noise.
1017
01:24:32,556 --> 01:24:33,956
Oh God!
1018
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:37,760
Jasmine?
1019
01:24:41,966 --> 01:24:47,000
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness! Stan!
1020
01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:48,505
lt's dead.
1021
01:24:48,605 --> 01:24:51,170
Oh my God, he's dead!
Stan's dead!
1022
01:24:51,270 --> 01:24:53,041
No, he'll live.
l'm talking about the lion.
1023
01:24:53,141 --> 01:24:54,141
Oh!
1024
01:24:54,841 --> 01:24:57,877
We have to get him to the hospital.
Mae, get your car.
1025
01:24:57,977 --> 01:24:59,849
- l can't, l can't!
- Mae, your car!
1026
01:24:59,949 --> 01:25:02,448
- Get it, get it!
- Okay, okay.
1027
01:25:02,548 --> 01:25:04,885
- Let's get this lion off him.
- Okay.
1028
01:25:08,726 --> 01:25:10,559
This man's
gonna need some stitches.
1029
01:25:10,659 --> 01:25:12,528
A lotta damn stitches.
1030
01:25:12,628 --> 01:25:14,964
What happened to her?
1031
01:25:15,064 --> 01:25:18,963
lt looks like her heart gave out
in all the excitement.
1032
01:25:19,063 --> 01:25:21,561
- Yeah.
- She was plenty old, you know?
1033
01:25:24,041 --> 01:25:25,241
Look--
1034
01:25:26,910 --> 01:25:28,642
l think she's smiling.
1035
01:25:28,742 --> 01:25:32,648
Yeah.
l guess she died happy.
1036
01:25:34,485 --> 01:25:36,819
She died with her boots on,
that's the main thing.
1037
01:25:36,919 --> 01:25:39,412
Protecting her cub.
1038
01:25:45,162 --> 01:25:48,227
She was a real lion,
wasn't she?
1039
01:25:48,327 --> 01:25:49,993
There at the end.
1040
01:25:51,268 --> 01:25:52,268
Sure.
1041
01:25:52,830 --> 01:25:55,135
A real jungle lion.
1042
01:25:57,808 --> 01:26:00,242
A real Africa lion.
1043
01:26:25,069 --> 01:26:27,333
You finished packing?
1044
01:26:30,641 --> 01:26:33,340
Your momma's gonna be back
from the hospital soon.
1045
01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:36,971
You can wait for her
on the front porch.
1046
01:26:56,867 --> 01:26:58,700
Stay right here.
1047
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,828
Don't you move
a muscle.
1048
01:27:05,109 --> 01:27:08,636
So you all packed?
Where's your suitcase?
1049
01:27:09,780 --> 01:27:11,077
Don't be fresh.
1050
01:27:12,616 --> 01:27:15,915
- Upstairs in my room.
- Well, let's go get it.
1051
01:27:25,429 --> 01:27:27,829
Howdy, Stan.
1052
01:27:30,934 --> 01:27:33,268
You know,
you're lucky, Stan.
1053
01:27:33,368 --> 01:27:35,771
Lucky that lion got to you
before we did.
1054
01:27:38,642 --> 01:27:41,076
l wonder what your uncles
are saying to Stan.
1055
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:46,378
Probably their ''What every boy needs
to know about being a man'' speech.
1056
01:27:46,478 --> 01:27:50,353
Well, l'm glad to see
they're making friends.
1057
01:27:50,453 --> 01:27:53,453
So you all set?
1058
01:27:55,359 --> 01:27:57,159
Let's go.
1059
01:27:57,292 --> 01:28:01,925
To make a long story short, Stan,
you and me, we can be friends...
1060
01:28:02,966 --> 01:28:06,094
or we can be enemies.
1061
01:28:08,372 --> 01:28:11,707
Well, boys, l hope Walter
wasn't too much trouble.
1062
01:28:11,807 --> 01:28:14,643
- We managed.
- What's gonna happen to him?
1063
01:28:14,743 --> 01:28:17,512
A man like that's got
no business being around your boy.
1064
01:28:17,612 --> 01:28:21,248
Well, of course not.
What kind of a mother would l be?
1065
01:28:21,348 --> 01:28:23,252
l'm gonna drop him off
in Las Vegas.
1066
01:28:35,933 --> 01:28:39,200
l-- l'll be back
for the...
1067
01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:41,931
rest of that speech if...
1068
01:28:43,407 --> 01:28:45,671
l'll be here.
1069
01:28:53,383 --> 01:28:55,183
Good boy.
1070
01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:03,957
Thanks for the s-stories
1071
01:29:04,057 --> 01:29:07,025
and everything.
lt-- it--
1072
01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:09,560
it meant an--
1073
01:29:09,660 --> 01:29:12,568
an awful, awful lot.
1074
01:29:14,638 --> 01:29:16,438
l'm glad.
1075
01:29:31,822 --> 01:29:34,916
Well, come on, honey.
We're burning daylight.
1076
01:30:10,527 --> 01:30:11,527
Damn.
1077
01:30:12,562 --> 01:30:15,493
She doesn't deserve
that kid.
1078
01:30:15,593 --> 01:30:17,764
Maybe we should
get a lawyer.
1079
01:30:17,864 --> 01:30:20,134
No judge is gonna take a child
away from its mother
1080
01:30:20,234 --> 01:30:23,038
and give it to two old
bachelor uncles.
1081
01:30:23,138 --> 01:30:26,205
Maybe she'll sell him to us.
How much money we got?
1082
01:30:26,305 --> 01:30:27,505
Hub...
1083
01:30:28,142 --> 01:30:31,774
there's nothing we can do.
He's gone.
1084
01:31:07,217 --> 01:31:09,180
So where are we going?
1085
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:12,520
l told you, Las Vegas.
1086
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:16,121
l mean after.
After we drop Stan off.
1087
01:31:16,221 --> 01:31:20,186
Well, honey, Stan's gonna need
a lot of looking after.
1088
01:31:34,411 --> 01:31:35,811
Walter!
1089
01:31:37,714 --> 01:31:39,011
What are you doing?!
1090
01:31:41,551 --> 01:31:43,314
Oh my God!
1091
01:31:49,359 --> 01:31:52,359
Walter! Walter!
1092
01:31:53,730 --> 01:31:56,330
Walter, stop!
1093
01:31:56,631 --> 01:31:58,625
Stop right there!
1094
01:31:59,669 --> 01:32:01,500
What's gotten into you?
1095
01:32:03,006 --> 01:32:07,775
Oh, honey, are you all right?
You gave me a heart attack.
1096
01:32:07,875 --> 01:32:10,808
You're still marrying him
after everything.
1097
01:32:10,908 --> 01:32:12,478
Oh, he's not so bad.
1098
01:32:12,578 --> 01:32:15,080
A little rough around the edges,
but he can change.
1099
01:32:15,180 --> 01:32:16,180
Mom!
1100
01:32:18,355 --> 01:32:20,290
He says he loves me.
1101
01:32:20,390 --> 01:32:23,952
- Has he hit you yet?
- Mind your own business!
1102
01:32:26,596 --> 01:32:29,864
You always think a new boyfriend
solves everything,
1103
01:32:29,964 --> 01:32:32,993
but you always pick losers,
and he's the worst of them all.
1104
01:32:34,938 --> 01:32:39,170
Walter, l had no choice.
1105
01:32:41,878 --> 01:32:43,743
Maybe you don't.
1106
01:32:45,882 --> 01:32:46,882
What?
1107
01:32:51,855 --> 01:32:54,881
- Mom?
- What?
1108
01:32:59,996 --> 01:33:02,729
Do something for me.
1109
01:33:02,829 --> 01:33:04,629
For once.
1110
01:33:07,771 --> 01:33:10,707
Do something
that's best for me.
1111
01:33:10,807 --> 01:33:11,807
Okay?
1112
01:33:54,851 --> 01:33:58,782
Salesmen ought to be here
in two, three hours.
1113
01:33:58,882 --> 01:34:01,653
- Whoop-de-doo.
- Uh-huh.
1114
01:34:10,333 --> 01:34:11,766
Lookie yonder.
1115
01:34:49,906 --> 01:34:52,037
Okay,
if l'm gonna live here,
1116
01:34:52,137 --> 01:34:54,071
there's gonna be
some conditions.
1117
01:34:54,171 --> 01:34:56,371
Conditions?
1118
01:34:57,011 --> 01:34:59,010
One, you two
gotta stick around
1119
01:34:59,110 --> 01:35:01,180
until l'm through
with high school at least,
1120
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:02,747
preferably college.
1121
01:35:02,847 --> 01:35:04,849
You both
got responsibilities now--
1122
01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:07,654
PTA, Boy Scouts,
Little League,
1123
01:35:07,754 --> 01:35:09,557
the works.
1124
01:35:09,657 --> 01:35:11,651
Sounds like we don't have
much choice.
1125
01:35:12,963 --> 01:35:16,894
Two, you both gotta take
better care of yourselves.
1126
01:35:16,994 --> 01:35:20,100
More vegetables, less meat.
1127
01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:23,736
l wonder if traveling salesmen
sell school supplies?
1128
01:35:23,836 --> 01:35:25,573
And three,
1129
01:35:25,673 --> 01:35:28,010
no more
dangerous stuff.
1130
01:35:28,110 --> 01:35:30,445
No fighting teenagers,
no airplanes--
1131
01:35:30,545 --> 01:35:32,076
Now wait one minute--
1132
01:35:32,176 --> 01:35:33,813
At least till l'm through
with college.
1133
01:35:33,913 --> 01:35:36,116
- Maybe longer.
- What do you expect us to die of?
1134
01:35:36,216 --> 01:35:37,816
Old age?
1135
01:35:45,662 --> 01:35:47,062
Well...
1136
01:35:51,001 --> 01:35:53,231
welcome home.
1137
01:36:37,147 --> 01:36:39,211
- Hello?
- Walter?
1138
01:36:39,311 --> 01:36:42,184
- Yes?
- This is Sheriff Grady.
1139
01:36:42,284 --> 01:36:44,552
l'm afraid l have
some bad news for you.
1140
01:36:44,652 --> 01:36:47,118
lt's about
your two uncles.
1141
01:36:47,218 --> 01:36:49,923
l'm sorry,
they passed away.
1142
01:36:50,023 --> 01:36:52,895
There was an accident...
1143
01:36:52,995 --> 01:36:55,527
and it's a blessing
that they didn't suffer.
1144
01:36:55,627 --> 01:36:59,529
lt's a blessing too,
in a way, that they went together.
1145
01:36:59,629 --> 01:37:01,435
You understand.
1146
01:37:01,535 --> 01:37:04,373
l'm over here
at your uncles' place now.
1147
01:37:04,473 --> 01:37:06,775
You need to come on
over here.
1148
01:37:06,875 --> 01:37:08,708
You need to see this
for yourself.
1149
01:38:14,978 --> 01:38:17,745
- Walter?
- How you doing?
1150
01:38:17,845 --> 01:38:19,645
All right.
1151
01:38:26,122 --> 01:38:28,085
Best l can figure,
they were trying to fly
1152
01:38:28,185 --> 01:38:30,353
through that barn
upside down.
1153
01:38:34,197 --> 01:38:37,729
Had a bunch of reporters
out here earlier, even CNN.
1154
01:38:37,829 --> 01:38:40,669
l guess any time a biplane...
1155
01:38:40,769 --> 01:38:43,639
from the First World War
crashes doing acrobatics,
1156
01:38:43,739 --> 01:38:45,973
being flown by two
90-year-old men--
1157
01:38:46,073 --> 01:38:48,573
neither one of them
with pilot's licenses--
1158
01:38:48,673 --> 01:38:50,073
well...
1159
01:38:52,215 --> 01:38:55,117
well, they had a good long run,
both of them.
1160
01:38:55,217 --> 01:38:58,450
They went out
with their boots on.
1161
01:39:02,125 --> 01:39:05,492
Here.
l found their will.
1162
01:39:14,070 --> 01:39:15,901
''The kid gets it all.
1163
01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:20,432
Just plant us
in the damn garden...
1164
01:39:21,644 --> 01:39:23,874
with the stupid lion.''
1165
01:39:41,898 --> 01:39:42,898
Hey!
1166
01:39:44,062 --> 01:39:46,524
We've got some company.
1167
01:40:09,525 --> 01:40:11,724
This is it.
1168
01:40:11,824 --> 01:40:13,056
This is where
they lived.
1169
01:40:15,298 --> 01:40:17,030
lt's okay.
Come here, buddy.
1170
01:40:17,130 --> 01:40:20,300
Come here.
Look at this.
1171
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,497
Look at this.
1172
01:40:24,240 --> 01:40:26,237
Forgive me.
1173
01:40:26,337 --> 01:40:29,076
We were in Houston when we heard
their names on the news,
1174
01:40:29,176 --> 01:40:32,480
and, well,
we just had to come.
1175
01:40:32,580 --> 01:40:35,484
When l was a boy,
my grandfather told me such stories.
1176
01:40:35,584 --> 01:40:39,015
- Your grandfather?
- A very wealthy sheik.
1177
01:40:39,115 --> 01:40:42,857
He used to love to tell me
stories about his wild youth.
1178
01:40:42,957 --> 01:40:46,694
Amazing, unbelievable stories
all about two brothers,
1179
01:40:46,794 --> 01:40:48,529
Hub and Garth McCann,
1180
01:40:48,629 --> 01:40:52,164
the most valiant
and brave men, huh?
1181
01:40:52,264 --> 01:40:55,401
He called them his
''most honored adversaries.''
1182
01:40:55,501 --> 01:40:57,735
''The only men who ever
outsmarted me.''
1183
01:40:59,175 --> 01:41:00,665
Wait, so you--
1184
01:41:02,078 --> 01:41:03,943
you knew these two men?
1185
01:41:05,148 --> 01:41:07,381
They-- they raised me.
1186
01:41:07,481 --> 01:41:09,384
lt's an honor.
1187
01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:13,487
- Nice to meet you.
- lt's nice to meet you.
1188
01:41:13,587 --> 01:41:14,587
Wow.
1189
01:41:17,827 --> 01:41:18,827
Aha.
1190
01:41:19,890 --> 01:41:22,230
l see they spent
my grandfather's gold wisely.
1191
01:41:22,330 --> 01:41:23,330
Yeah.
1192
01:41:26,436 --> 01:41:29,735
Well, there was this one
traveling salesman.
1193
01:41:31,941 --> 01:41:32,941
So...
1194
01:41:33,374 --> 01:41:36,279
the two men from great
grandfather's stories,
1195
01:41:36,379 --> 01:41:37,472
they really lived?
1196
01:41:40,583 --> 01:41:41,983
Yeah...
1197
01:41:44,320 --> 01:41:46,811
they really lived.
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