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Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F. Father.
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I am ready to re-join
my brethren on Alphabetrium.
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Very well. Your exile ends today.
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Welcome home, Water-T.
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-The Numbericons! They’re attacking.
-Battle stations!
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Divide and conquer! Zero survivors!
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Father!
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Son, take this thing.
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It’s a prophecy or some shit.
I’m dying. Peace.
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Water-T, where are you going?
There’s too many of them.
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Then I better crunch the numbers.
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When your heart adds up!
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One plus one makes you!
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Alright!
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He’s too dope! Retreat!
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Oh yeah!
We don’t care about numbers!
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Shit! He’s crunching the numbers!
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I thought he was talking about taxes,
but he’s crunching us!
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I’m deduct your ass.
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They activated the bracket shields!
We can’t pull up!
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Somebody kiss me!
I don’t wanna die not knowing love!
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Oh yeah!
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We don’t care about numbers!
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Sorry I’m late. I had to go Pe.
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What do you know about this?
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The "i" of Harmony?
It holds some secret power,
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but it’s in a language nobody can read.
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You don’t gotta read shit, Lithium P.
It’s math.
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Careful, T. They won’t like that
kind of number talk at the palace.
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We’re not going to the palace,
we’re going to Earth.
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Why? You know a math expert there?
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Unfortunately, I do.
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In conclusion, without math,
planes wouldn’t fly
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and elephants would forget.
What is that sound?
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Who is using air buds
to listen to rap music?
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Sorry, Mister Goldenfold.
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Detention! Class dismissed early
so Morty can have instant detention!
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-No! I want to learn!
-I want to add and stuff.
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Geez, Mr. Goldenfold!
It’s just a little hip hop,
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it helps me concentrate
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Rap will never help anyone
do anything!
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Some things never change.
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-Ice-T?
-Ice-T?
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Ice-T, it’s me, Morty!
Remember me? Get Schwifty?
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No.
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And it’s Water-T now.
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I don’t give an ass
if you’re Smokey Robinson.
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You got the balls of a clown
coming back to this school
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without the homework you owe me!
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Fuck your homework, old man!
My planet’s at stake!
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Mr. Goldenfold,
you taught Ice-T math?
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I tried, Morty.
I sure the hell tried.
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Without math, Russia would control
all Rubik's Cubes.
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-Any questions?
-Just one.
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Who gives a fuck!
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I am a knight, walking,
back of class talking,
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homework scoffing,
blackboard chalking.
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Look man,
I ain’t here for memory lane shit,
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I need this deciphered.
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Early Algebraic.
Possibly even geometric.
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-English!
-I don’t teach english, bitch!
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And why should I do your homework?
You didn’t do mine!
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Cuz I had no home!
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Now I do.
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Help me save it.
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All Type Strikers, attack!
Kill the Son of Magma-Q!
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I want his serifs.
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You’re coming with me, Goldenfold.
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You better be taking me
to your homework.
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-You’re coming with me, Morty!
-Why?
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It’s called detention,
not releastion!
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-Sorry I’m late, I had to go pe.
-I know.
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Well, there’s new people.
I thought they’d like to hear about it.
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Just start the fucking ship.
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I see the tales of your dopeness
have been greatly exaggerated.
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Big talk from an upside down L.
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I am Sinistar Seven!
And I am here to spill the T.
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Then come get me, mother fucker.
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She’s got a Caps Lock!
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And an ass to suck.
Hit the hyphen drive!
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No! No!
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Speak.
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Lord Dread Nought,
Water-T escaped with the i of Harmony.
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It’s the one of harmony!
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That’s gotta hurt.
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You’re a number, act like it.
Subtract Water-T from life,
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and carry the One to me.
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I won’t let you down, Father.
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Too late.
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Too late! God!
I love my job!
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The Pythagorean Theorem.
I just have to figure out
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what A and B are, square them both
and then add them together.
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Can you do it?
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-If I do, I want my homework.
-Fine!
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Why do you guys
hate each other so much?
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Why do all teachers
hate all students, Morty?
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Because you all
break our god damn hearts.
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Just seems like there’s
more going on there.
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Was he that bad at math?
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No, Morty, nobody is worse than you.
The hurtful thing about
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your friend back
there is that at one point
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it seemed like he might learn.
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I am a nightmare walking,
psychopath talking,
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king of my jungle just a gangster
stalk stalking. Stalking. Fuck.
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Look all this non-scholastic depravity!
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Reef-er? Chee-tos? And not
a smidgen of homework in sight.
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Why you coming in here
fucking up my words?
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T, maybe you oughta go back to school.
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You can’t keep a beat
to save your ass.
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Damn. My dream just died.
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Here. Follow this!
It’s called four four time.
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1, 2, 3, 4.
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-2, 2, 3, 4.
-I am a nightmare walking
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Psychopath talking, king of my jungle
just a gangster stalking
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-Living life like a firecracker
-Chuck! It’s Marvin!
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Your cousin Marvin D? Ya know that
new sound you looking for?
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Well, listen to this!
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The gangs of L.A. will never die.
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Got ya again, mother-fucker!
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You’d think that guy’s cousin
would stop taking his calls.
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That’s not the point, Morty!
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You included it in your story!
But I get it.
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You and T were actually friends.
So, what went wrong?
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Nice try, Morty. You think that
if I connect with you
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I’ll let you out of detention?
Well, you can forget it.
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I’m all about boundaries now.
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Boundaries! I got it!
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-What is it?
-It’s a map!
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A squared is the length of the galaxy.
B squared is the height.
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So C squared takes you directly to.
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Planet E-10?
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Ain’t E-10 supposed to be where God
created letters or some shit?
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That’s just a story we tell
lowercase letters at bed time.
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Maybe there’s more to it.
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-Why bed time?
-What?
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He said it was a story you told
lowercase letters at bed time,
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you never tell
the story during the day?
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I guess I just hoped the phrase
"bed time" would make it easier
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to understand that lowercase letters
are our version of children.
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So you did that for me?
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Well, half the people here are human,
I didn’t want to exclude you.
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We would have figured
out it was children.
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Lowercase means smaller, we get it.
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It feels like I’m being punished
for clarity.
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-Punished? Jesus. I asked a question.
-So did Hitler!
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What the fuck is going on?
Somebody set up a call or some shit.
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We need to send word to Alphabetrium.
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Oxygen-S, we’ve deciphered the i
of Harmony and we’re headed to E-10.
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That’s incredible, Water-T.
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Give me your coordinates,
I’ll send help immediately.
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-Word.
-Happy to serve, my lord.
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In quotes!
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Secret villain!
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Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed,
and approaching Planet E-10.
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-God damn.
-Maybe it knows it’s home.
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What the math is happening?
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Die, Letter scum!
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I’m sick and tired of this bullshit.
Yo Seven, count this!
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Three-zus Christ!
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-Typical letter, acting on emotion!
-You’re welcome
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-for saving your numbery-ass, ass!
-I won’t let you take me alive!
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Have it your way!
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If you’re gonna act
like ignorant children,
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I guess the teacher’s in charge!
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And young lady, whoever told you
numbers can’t be emotional
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did you wrong.
On Earth, numbers get down.
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-Sometimes even with letters.
-Disgusting!
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See that’s what everyone says,
but then they go home
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and they type all kinds
of shit into Pornhub.
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We’re surrounded by primitive googas!
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Okay! The primitive googas
worship the glowing thing!
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Things don’t always resolve this fast,
we’re making good time.
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Scribble! Jot jot!
Scribble! Doodle!
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We can’t understand you.
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Obviously, they want to take us
to their village for an Ewok party.
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Damn, making really good time.
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This tribe claims the artifact
comes from a religious site
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not far from here.
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Awful nice of you to help.
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I’m simply following the rules of war
as your prisoner.
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Or maybe you’re hoping
if you’re nice,
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I’ll let my guard down
so you can take the i.
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How dare you. I’m not a seductress,
I am a warrior.
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-And that’s not an i, it’s a one.
-It’s an i!
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You guys don’t get out much?
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It seems kinda obvious
that these Scribbles are, like,
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the original species that letters
and numbers came from.
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So that relic thing
probably isn’t a one or an i
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it’s probably just, like, a line.
It’s symbolic of the fact
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that your people
don’t need to be at war.
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-How do I know you again?
-Get Schwifty?
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Still nothing.
So mind your damn business.
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At least we agree on that.
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Looks like your detention
is officially over.
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Why?
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You finally learned
how hard it is to teach.
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No I didn’t.
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Then you learned
how hard it is to learn.
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-I already knew...
-Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit!
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-Cock a doodle!
-Cock a doodle two!
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The i, it’s gone!
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That bitch! Seven took the i!
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C’mon, Mr. Goldenfold!
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Count me out, Morty.
I’m tired of helping that sonofabitch.
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Seriously?
Feels like there’sa deeper beef
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than missing homework here.
What really happened?
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It was the summer of 1991...
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Any friend of Ice-T
is welcome in my home.
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And as governor,
I can’t wait to add that math
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wing to Harry Herpson High School,
Mr. Goldenfold.
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And I shall put it to good use, sir!
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Of course you will,
more baby potatoes?
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God damn, I love rap.
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And the Grammy award for Rap Artist
of the Year goes to...
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Ice-T!
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I just want to thank my words,
the letters that made them
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and that’s it. Nothing else. Peace!
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I thought you said he’d thank math!
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There must be some mistake,
try a different channel?
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The mistake was believing you
even knew Ice-T
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and could get me
that math-loving youth vote!
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Now get outta here! I’ve got a god damn
presidential campaign to start.
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After that, my dreams faded away
like so many erections.
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I mean, that sucks
but let’s stop Sinistar-7
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and maybe you two sort
this out on the way home?
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Pretty sound logic.
And logic IS a part of math.
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Whatever c’mon!
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If you’re pregnant,
that’s my cell number.
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I know you can’t read it,
but it’s important I made an effort.
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-Nice try!
-How dare you!
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How dare you!
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Shit!
I think when we started getting it on
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that amulet showed us
the truth of our origins.
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-Father!
-We’re into the same sick shit.
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No, my father! He’s here!
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-What’s that?
-Emperor Dread Nought.
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00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,786
The fate of the Alphabetrians
is at hand.
238
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,372
Magma-Q’s legacy ends here.
239
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,208
How the fuck did he find us?
240
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,876
Betrayal reveal!
241
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:19,381
You appear displeased to see me,
Prince Water-T.
242
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,926
Cold-ass mother-fucker,
you in league with Dread Nought?
243
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,678
How could you do us
Letters dirty like that, S?
244
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:28,766
My true name is not S,
on Numbericonia they call me...
245
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,768
Eight.
246
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:35,564
Eight? Oh my god, he’s a number?
Did you know? I didn’t!
247
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,444
Holy shit! I’m not even supposed
to be here today it’s my day off!
248
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,322
For real, that’s how much I like
working with these people!
249
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,369
Good thing your father isn’t alive
to see you fail,
250
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,079
he’d be so disappointed.
251
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,081
Motherfucker!
I’m gonna shoot you in the dick.
252
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,543
I would like to see you try.
Villain exit!
253
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,213
Thanks for dragging me across
the universe to be killed, Water-T.
254
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,798
No homework-doing, mother-grabbin.
255
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,926
You wanna go old man?
I’ll fuck you stil you love me!
256
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,721
I’ll put your kids through college!
I’ll fucking take you to Boca Raton
257
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,597
you motherfucker!
258
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,601
Ease up, Water-T. After all,
you did betray Goldenfold by,
259
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,604
not thanking math at the Grammys.
I guess.
260
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,608
That’s what you think happened?
G-Folds. It went like this.
261
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,572
Didja listen to my album, Pop?
It’s nominated for a Grammy.
262
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:29,285
Yes. I heard your album. What is
this four-four time, rhythm nonsense?
263
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,162
It’s disgusting!
You’re a number-loving traitor
264
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,582
who doesn’t care
about anything but himself.
265
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,544
I never knew.
266
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,004
You never asked!
267
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,255
Here, Father.
268
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,883
The destiny of the Numbericons
is mine to claim!
269
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,845
Everyone has to watch
while I do it, too!
270
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,014
How does this thing work again?
271
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,640
Allow me, my lord.
272
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,642
Hold up. You’re just going to let
this motherfucker come up and...
273
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,074
I don’t get it.
274
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,287
The ultimate power of the universe
is finally mine!
275
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,873
I am the ruler of the Numbericons!
276
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,000
The dead rule nothing!
277
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,502
Father! No!
278
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,673
Your father was a bitch.
You shall be my general now!
279
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,050
Well, he was a bad father...
280
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,887
I am Infinity,
omnipotent God of Numbers!
281
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,432
And I have a world
of Letters to destroy!
282
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,062
I guess he doesn’t need
the ship anymore?
283
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,356
You heard Infinity. Move out!
284
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,070
We coulda had something.
285
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:50,699
It was a mistake, T.
Letters and Numbers can never be.
286
00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,000
What do we do?
He’s gonna destroy Alphabetrium!
287
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,960
Whatever. I don’t care anymore.
288
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,421
-Damn, T. That’s cold.
-Exactly.
289
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,342
-God damn!
-You do remember our adventure.
290
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,343
Not really.
291
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,430
Dope shit, T!
292
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,475
If we don’t stop Infinity,
he’s gonna destroy Alphabetrium!
293
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,103
But that ooze-swamp
put the kibosh on our spaceships.
294
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,232
Maybe we can pull it out and upgrade
it using parts of the numbers ship...
295
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,360
The googas already did it.
You guys work fast.
296
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,781
Damn. It’s like the Glyph Jumper,
but extreme.
297
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,867
Big fun now! Ship fast.
298
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,911
The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad!
299
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,373
Let’s go home
and bust a cap in Infinity’s ass.
300
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,667
Wait! Let me go pee first,
that way when we get there,
301
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,626
I’ll get to say.
302
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,545
well, I’m not gonna spoil it!
303
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,223
Death to all Letters!
Neither upper nor lower case
304
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,100
will survive this day!
305
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,524
The Brackets Shield has fallen!
It’s an utter apostrophe!
306
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,778
I am bigger than letters!
I am bigger than numbers!
307
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,574
My balls are huge
and everyone can suck my dick!
308
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,995
Stop! You’re killing numbers!
309
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,999
My lord, this is too far.
310
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,292
Are you still fucking talking?
311
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,253
Here’s a number for you lady,
86 that ass!
312
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,254
You’re fired!
313
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,301
Suck this, bitch!
314
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,681
T, is that your girl?
315
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,189
That’s twice I’ve saved your ass.
316
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,358
Infinity’s gone mad with power.
He’s killing everyone.
317
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,319
And every two,
318
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,196
-and every three and every...
-We get it.
319
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,657
I was wrong to join him.
And wrong to leave you, Water T.
320
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,285
Infinity killed both our fathers.
321
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,829
I was there. The ceiling fell on him.
322
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,291
Father!
323
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,834
That ceiling was poisoned.
324
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,546
Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q’s
assassination for months.
325
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,549
All my life I’ve served
such negative numbers.
326
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,676
This kid I don’t know
was right all along.
327
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,594
Finally!
328
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,597
It’s time for the Numbericons
to rise and join us!
329
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,600
How can we make the Numbericons
rise up against him?
330
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,560
We’ll inspire them.
331
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,440
Kill! Murder! Death!
332
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,286
Why does a 1 hate an "i",
i gotta wonder?
333
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,747
When a lower case i
is an imaginary number.
334
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,833
Who stands to gain
when i shoot up a digit?
335
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,544
The division is complex,
but you know we gotta bridge it.
336
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,758
You think you can stop me with rap?
337
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,179
More homicides
than a dodecahedron
338
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,181
Number vs letters the shit
that it feeds on
339
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:05,060
Today, alpha-numerically combine
Like g-l-o-c-k means
340
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,144
-My ice cold ‘9!
341
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,815
I got letters and numbers
every time i fuck a hole
342
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,234
giving her 1 big dick
while she screams "o"!
343
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,488
Magma-Q gets’em wet
like she got her cry on
344
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:20,784
My dick’s 3.14 feet it’s a Pi-thon
Ya’ll actin’ scared. He ain’t won yet
345
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,579
Infinity to one odds?
That’s an alpha-bet.
346
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,372
Father? You like a force ghost now?
347
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,375
The fuck it look like, son?
I came back to help
348
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,210
you hand Infinity his ass.
You ready?
349
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,587
Let’s kill it, Pops.
350
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,797
Infinity ain’t shit
without numbers and letters.
351
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,966
We can blow his ass out
if we work together.
352
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,885
Rise up!
Letters and numbers
353
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,637
I said rise up!
Cuz you know we’re all brothers!
354
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,811
Arise, King Magma-T.
355
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,201
My word!
Water-T’s spitting straight fire!
356
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,786
He truly is King of Alphabetrium.
357
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,042
Infinity’s too strong!
Nothing can defeat him!
358
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,127
You think? How bout this shit.
359
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,420
The I of Harmony!
360
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:16,089
-Motherfuckers just left it.
-How will that help us?
361
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,592
This thing loves
when letters and numbers get down.
362
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,843
C’mere girl
363
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,138
You like that?
364
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,807
Hell yeah!
365
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,685
You cannot stop me!
I’m infinitely infinite!
366
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,274
My fucking dick!
367
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,234
Thought I was lying, mother-fucker?
368
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,657
Mr. Goldenfold, I love math!
369
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,867
And it loves you too, Morty.
370
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,495
I have to warn you,
I’m a prime number.
371
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,330
I’m only divisible by myself.
372
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,667
And my dick’s magma now.
But we’ll figure it out.
373
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,801
How’s that math homework
coming along, Morty?
374
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:04,513
It’s great, it’s so great.
Do you mind if I do a second test,
375
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,140
-you know, for fun?
-You’re weird.
376
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,934
And what about you, sir?
377
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,394
There! All done!
378
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,563
Here’s your god damn homework,
old man. Happy?
379
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,400
More than you can possibly imagine.
380
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,396
King Magma-T,
my people need you.
381
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,397
And who are you?
382
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,026
Ice Cube of the Geomitrons.
383
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,862
My planet getting all bent out
of shape by the Formivores.
384
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740
You Numbers and Letters strong
enough to fight them muthafuckers?
385
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,993
The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon
are unmatched in strength.
386
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:11,413
And we never refuse to help
a brother in need.
387
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,207
Word!
My smokeshow queen speaks truth.
388
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,876
I’ll grab my shit
and meet you out front.
389
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,879
Cool.
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