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It's four days before Christmas,
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and it's 70 degrees.
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Only in East L.A.
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East L.A. may be thousands
of miles from the North Pole,
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but it doesn't lack
Christmas spirit.
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- Take care, son!
- Always, Mom.
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Baby! Your lunch!
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- Thank you.
- You got it. Good morning.
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- Good morning!
- Good night.
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Dirty woman!
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I'm not dirty,
I'm clean. I spread love around.
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In the North Pole
they have little helpers
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that do all the hard work.
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In Los Angeles,
they're called Mexicans.
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There's many stories
about Christmas,
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but here is a tale that has
never been told before,
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and, perhaps,
will never be forgotten.
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Daddy's little girl is coming
home for Christmas!
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Big thanks from all of us
here at Area 51 Studios.
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We hope to be bringing Alien
Zombie Wars to a galaxy near you.
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Leif, what can I say?
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You've exceeded every one
of our expectations.
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Yes.
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Not only will this satisfy
every youngster's innate ADHD...
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it's gonna bring people together
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through some internalized
rage tendencies,
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some fantasies to fulfill
right there.
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Bravo!
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Hey... Leif?
You still with us?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Toby, I, uh...
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I gotta go. Um...
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I'm afraid it's an emergency.
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We were just about
to discuss the contract...
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To the woman of my dreams.
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Mm-hmm.
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I would like to spend
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my hard-earned airline miles
and Christmas bonus,
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thank you very much,
Alien Zombie Wars,
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to fly her
to the land of dreams.
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For this holiday season,
we're going to the spectacular,
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romantic paradise...
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of... oh!
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Um... it's okay.
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It-it's just my dad.
He just...
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Somehow always has a sixth sense
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to call at exactly
the wrong moment.
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- Okay...
- You were saying?
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For the best girlfriend a
geek like me could ask for...
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you have won
an all expenses paid trip
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down to...
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You hear that?
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That's you when you
were five years old
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at the St. Francis
beauty pageant
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before you became
a big shot in New York.
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Hey, so guess what?
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You're gonna have a chance to sing
your favorite Christmas song again,
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because I am having
my first annual
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Mexican Hispanic American
Chicano Christmas
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and we're so happy
that you're coming home
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to spend Christmas
con la familia!
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- Do you wanna get that?
- Um...
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Yeah. Mm. I'm sorry.
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Um... I'm just gonna talk
to him real quick, okay?
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It'll take, like, two seconds.
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- Okay.
- Yeah? Okay?
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- I'll be back.
- Love you.
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What... who said I was coming
home for the holidays?
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And, Dad,
I'm an assistant editor.
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I-I've been working at the
magazine for barely two months.
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Okay, Dad? Dad?
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Christmas is in like...
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Okay, you can't just spring a 3,000
mile trip on me at the last minute.
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I have to talk to my...
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My boss.
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No, no, no, here's
the beautiful thing.
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I already called your boss and
I told her... - You did what?!
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About all the things you
used to do when you were little,
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how we knew you were
gonna be big in fashion,
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and you were dressing up los
perritos a nd having a fashion show
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and you were nine years old,
and I told her that, you know,
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you wanted to come over here
to be with your family
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and she said that they are
gonna be closed
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between Christmas and New Year's, and
she didn't mind if you left a day early!
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- ♪ Feliz Navidad ♪
- Okay.
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Um, Dad, I'm gonna have
to call you back, okay?
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And here's your room.
It hasn't changed.
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Oh, he said hey!
Doggie, say Merry Christmas!
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Bye! Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. I'm hanging up
now, okay?
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- I'm hanging up.
- I can't hear you. Huh?
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- Bye-bye.
- Hurry up...
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Oh, no.
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Can you believe him?
Did you hear that?
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He wants me to go spend
the holidays with them.
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- He...
- I know. It's...
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Well, do you wanna hear
something amazing?
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That's exactly where I was planning
on taking us for the holidays.
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Wha...
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To spend them with my
family in East L.A.?
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That's your idea of the
"ultimate romantic paradise"?
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No, well, I know how
important family is to you,
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so actually what better gift
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to a girl who lives
so far from home?
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You're kidding, right?
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- I'm totally joking, yeah.
- Oh, okay, I was gonna say.
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- 'Cause that's crazy.
- I'm actually...
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I'm not joking. Look,
I got the tickets.
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- What? No, you didn't.
- Yeah.
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- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.
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Um... I mean...
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I mean, I do miss them.
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But, babe, I'm not gonna wish
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spending Christmas
with my family upon anyone.
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Look, I just wanna
make you happy. You know?
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Would spending the holidays
with your family make you happy?
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Yeah.
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- We're doing this?
- Yes.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes!
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- A hundred percent? Positive?
- Yeah.
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I mean, call your dad back and tell
him you got a new boyfriend or...
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- Um...
- It's like he doesn't know I exist, so...
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It's okay, don't worry.
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My Dad loves surprises.
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I hate surprises.
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Take this check,
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take that gift,
give it to your mom.
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Heck!
You don't speak!
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Damn!
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Merry Christmas!
Feliz Navidad!
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Happy 25th.
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No matter how you say it,
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you can't help but to say it
with a smile,
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but this year,
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Christmas will come in a
different shape and form,
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one that I could've
never imagined,
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one that would change
my father's unwilling heart forever.
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Mr. Sanchez,
my house is your house.
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No, love. My father's house
is definitely his house.
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Huh?
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Am I the first White guy to set
foot in this neighborhood or...
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No. No, no, no.
Mm-mm.
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Most of the police are White.
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I mean, I'm sure
your dad's gonna love
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you bringing home
a gringo boyfriend.
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Aww, my beautiful gringuito!
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My father is an equal
opportunity boyfriend hater, okay?
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'Kay.
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Hey, look,
it's mini-Mario Lopez.
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Hey, what's up, ese?
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What's in the box, eh?
I'm hungry.
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Me, too! Hey,
throw me a bear claw!
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Hey, fool,
you're on a diet, remember?
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No carbs, ese.
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That's right, ese. You know
how much I love conchitas.
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- Hey, what color, fool?
- Don't tell nobody, homie,
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but the pink one, ese.
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Ah, that's what up, fool,
that's what's up!
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- Want some right now?
- Let's-let's go.
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Ooh.
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Oh, my God!
Good morning, miss!
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Javier de la Torre,
at your service.
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Of course you are.
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You must be Carmencita.
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Dummy, your mommy!
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Hey, don't be mean.
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- Come in!
- Thank you!
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Who is it?!
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Home delivery services.
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How are my favorite ladies
on the block doing today?
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Very, very well!
Beautiful.
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I just stopped by to bring
you ladies some pan dulce.
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Thought it would be good
with your cafecito.
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Who cries when given free bread?
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- You brought my favorites!
- Yes, of course!
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Yummy!
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Would you like a coffee?
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I can't stay, I'm sorry.
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I'm running late for an appointment.
Big remodel in Brentwood.
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Well, we're open 24/7.
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You are shameless!
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- I gotta run. Gabbie, see you soon!
- Okay, son.
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By the way,
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- you ladies should be arrested.
- Why?
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I heard it was against the law
to look so beautiful.
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Oh, come on!
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This smartass.
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I dated a guy like him once.
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You dated someone
that looks like everyone.
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Mm-hmm.
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Jeez, I told this guy
to call me...
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and he text me back.
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And why don't you call him?
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Porque he should be calling me.
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- The lawyer from last night?
- No, no, no. That was Hector.
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This is Fernando,
the computer programmer.
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You need a computer
just to keep track.
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- Okay, so, but... pero...
- That's not a bad idea.
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We miss you.
So, when are you arriving?
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Mm-hmm.
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Very well.
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Okay? Okay, hurry. Okay.
You guys, guess what?
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¿Qué?
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Mi Claudita is on her way!
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What a beautiful surprise!
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Check it out.
My suegro's here.
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That's my suegro, homie.
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These losers...
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Hey, when did you guys get out?
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Hey, vato, what's up?
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What's that?
You got the cramps?
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Hey, do what my mother-in-law does.
She lights a candle at night.
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What'd you say, ese?
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Hey, don't be disrespecting
the homeboy, ese.
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You guys disrespect
this neighborhood
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every time you stand out here.
Don't you guys work?
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Y-y-y-yeah,
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and-and Casper's working
on his probation,
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I'm working on a new s-s-song,
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and Lucky's working on a tasty,
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- delicious mal-mal-malt liquor.
- That's right.
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That's what you guys need,
more shit to make you stupid.
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Hey, Bennie,
word on the street is,
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your daughter's coming home.
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Yeah, she's real fine, ese.
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Don't talk about my daughter,
man. Don't look at her.
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Hey, cálmate, homes.
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I bet you
she's all telenovela style.
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Them homegirls be hotter
than two lizards
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sleeping on a rock
in the middle of the desert.
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The trash is Tuesday.
Let me go inside
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and I'll get you some aspirin
for your cramps, eh?
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What the hell
does that mean, fool?
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I'm...
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You saw me arriving running
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And so maybe I'll go
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You should know the stories.
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Quick, vato.
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What's three plus four
minus one,
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divided by shut
the fudge up, homie?
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"Fudge"?
"Shut the fudge up"?
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00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,489
Hey, homes,
what the hell was that?
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I told you, ese, I quit
bad words cold turkey.
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And now, I'm a born-again cholo,
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so shut the fudge up, homie.
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- I don't get it.
- But how can you be born again?
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Ow, my head hurts.
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Whoa.
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Save that pose for later.
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00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,120
Ay, Bennie,
you broke my Zen, hombre.
250
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,577
I think you should be more
concerned with breaking your back.
251
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,361
It's yoga, Bennie.
You don't break your back.
252
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:44,606
You should try it, so maybe
you're more flexible in life.
253
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,521
No, no, no.
Where I come from,
254
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,107
if they catch you in a position
like that, you'll get beat up.
255
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,959
Where do you want me
to put the presents?
256
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,241
Where they always
go, love, under the tree.
257
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,440
Ah.
258
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:56,923
Ay. Ay.
259
00:13:57,097 --> 00:14:00,448
Gordo, we need
to get a new tree.
260
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,276
This one is
all raggedy and sparse!
261
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,850
It doesn't even
feel like Christmas,
262
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,337
it doesn't smell
like a real tree.
263
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:08,064
Oh. Espera.
Look at this.
264
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,718
Uh, "Wild forest pine.
265
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,772
Bring the essence
of the forest into your home."
266
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,635
Ay, Benicio.
267
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:17,378
Don't waste it. We need it
when you go hacer caquita.
268
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,232
Okay, well then, you know what? I'm
gonna get a real Christmas tree.
269
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:23,732
A traditional Hispanic,
Mexican-American Christmas tree.
270
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,430
- Okay, and how's that?
- Because Claudia's coming home,
271
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,432
and as a family we're gonna have
272
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,628
a traditional Hispanic Mexican
American Christmas, so...
273
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,692
and it's gonna be the best
Christmas ever, you know.
274
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,308
Uh-huh. And when did you
think of this
275
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,802
and why am I
the last one to know?
276
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,095
Because you always say no.
277
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,967
- What's going on, Bennie?
- Nada.
278
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,316
Tell me.
279
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,013
What's going on here?
280
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,841
Is something going on?
281
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,277
Tell me.
282
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,626
What you thinking?
283
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,932
Okay, let's see, baby.
284
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,675
Mi gordito,
you really miss your baby.
285
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,633
Is that what this
is all about, eh?
286
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,374
This is where she belongs.
287
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,068
- Where?
- She's so far away, you know,
288
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,769
I mean,
what's wrong with L.A.?
289
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,336
We could see her
on the weekends.
290
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,990
Remember when we used
to go out and...
291
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,687
Wait a second, Benito!
292
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,428
Not always about you.
293
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,430
She landed a big job,
294
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,756
she's got her new gig in the
fancy magazine, what she wanted.
295
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,824
Can we be happy for her?
296
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,652
Can we or no?
297
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,369
- Yeah, no, I'm happy for her.
- You know, yeah.
298
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,193
I just wanna show her
that I can plan the best
299
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,528
and most Feliz Navidad
that she's ever had.
300
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:24,706
Okay, well that's good.
Oh, you drive me crazy.
301
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,229
- Oh!
- You drive me crazy!
302
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:29,798
You are
so stubborn! Come here!
303
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,974
Ay, I love you,
my yoga mama. Mira!
304
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,028
Hey, watch this. I'm gonna do it, too.
- ¿Qué?
305
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,326
Okay! Let's see.
Show me your skills.
306
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,154
Now stretch your legs.
Jeez! Wait!
307
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,156
- Cramp, cramp!
- You have to warm up!
308
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,766
- Where does it hurt?
- My butt!
309
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,161
- Where?
- No, my butt!
310
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:48,034
- Here? Where?
- There, there...
311
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,581
Hey, vatos!
312
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,019
What's that fool doing?
313
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,873
He's bringing
Christmas to the streets, eh?
314
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,458
Hey, Bennie,
what are you doing, fool?
315
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,721
- Christmas ain't over yet, eh?
- Merry Christmas.
316
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,767
Don't smoke it.
317
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,162
Hey, follow me, homie.
318
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,136
Hey, go check it out, homies.
I got your back.
319
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,341
Damn, that tree is jacked up.
320
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,691
Hey, that's what's up, ese.
I could take this
321
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,172
to those disadvantaged,
underprivileged kids, homie.
322
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,175
You mean h-h-h-homeless
kids or orphans?
323
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,829
My kids, vato.
I'm taking this home.
324
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,223
Vámonos, fool, before he
changes his mind, e se.
325
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,573
Hey, have you ever smoked
a-a Christmas tree before?
326
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,793
- No, man.
- Well, you see, it was flying reindeers
327
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,795
and dancing gingerbreads, homie.
328
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,609
Forget your kids.
Let's smoke that, homie.
329
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,929
Let's go, homie. Come on.
Watch out, homie.
330
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,801
Let's go, fool.
331
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,605
Hey, don't be starting
to smoke without me, ese.
332
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,283
Who got the lighter?
Who got the lighter?
333
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,374
Mini, we already got
a mini vato.
334
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,388
Come on, m'hijo.
335
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132
Try to stay sober
this year. Vamos.
336
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,528
Feliz Navidad!
337
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,182
Ah, you're home!
338
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,184
Oh my God, you're home.
I missed you so much.
339
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,467
- I know! I missed you so much!
- Oh, my God. Look at you.
340
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,947
- I have something to tell you.
- I have something to tell you, too.
341
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:43,584
- Uh-huh?
- You're daddy's little girl forever.
342
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,172
- I'm so glad you're home.
- No. Okay, Dad.
343
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,285
You'll have to let go.
I can't breathe.
344
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,287
- Come on.
- Okay. I have a surprise for you.
345
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,461
Come back from New York,
you are full of surprises!
346
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,550
Yeah!
347
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:58,947
Mommy!
348
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:02,037
How is my baby?!
349
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:05,997
Wow! My baby so skinny!
350
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,651
Too much tofu in New York?
351
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,436
Don't worry, we are gonna enjoy
352
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,525
plenty of tacos, chilaquiles
and tortillas.
353
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,483
Um... ahem.
354
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,398
What's going on?
355
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,879
Um, okay, uh...
356
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:21,448
Ahem, Mom, Dad, this is
my boyfriend, Leif.
357
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,711
Leif, Mom and Dad.
358
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,409
- Your boyfriend?
- Mm...
359
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,498
¿Un gringo?
360
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,022
Hey,
how are you, Sr. Sanchez?
361
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,547
What did he say?
362
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,331
- It's...
- He meant to say hello.
363
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,266
No, no. That's fine, I just
wanna hear it from him.
364
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,944
Mr. Sanchez, it's a
pleasure to meet you.
365
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,036
Pleasure to make
your acquaintance.
366
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,840
- That's it!
- What did he say his name was?
367
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,320
- Leif. Mucho gusto.
- What's that mean?
368
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,433
I'm Gabbie, Claudita's mom.
369
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,542
Nice to meet you, and this is
Carmencita, y la abuela Tita.
370
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,959
- Welcome, Leif!
- Thank you!
371
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,547
- Welcome to the family, huerito.
- Ay! Welcome to the family.
372
00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:00,269
Mr. Sanchez, thank you so much.
I am so excited.
373
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,043
I've never been
in a Mexican home before.
374
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,055
This is crazy!
375
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,885
A Mexican's home.
376
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,542
"A Mexican home."
Okay. Okay.
377
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,805
Family meeting
in the Mexican home right now!
378
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,503
Ooh!
379
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,939
I mean, "a Mexican home."
380
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,593
What did he say, did you hear?
381
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,961
What does he think?
We sleep on chile?
382
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,031
Darn it!
383
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,487
- That fool is mad-mad!
- Last time I saw him that mad
384
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,034
was when I took
his lawnmower, dog.
385
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,862
Got the white boy in the back.
386
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,864
Look at him.
He's looking at us.
387
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,431
Not even her type, dog.
388
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,913
Thought she was into cholos.
389
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,630
I don't like the way that
fool looked at me, dog.
390
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,917
So, you wanna go bang, ese?
391
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,026
- I'm ready, fool.
- Come on, man. Let's go jump him in.
392
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,052
I'm serious.
Think he has money?
393
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,891
Did you know about this?
Did you know?
394
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,285
No, I didn't know anything.
395
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,132
We didn't know anything! You
kept the secret very well!
396
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,723
- Since when?
- Shh, he's gorgeous.
397
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,440
- You see?
- How come you didn't tell me?
398
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,900
I... uh...
399
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,728
I wa... I wanted it
to be a surprise.
400
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,209
Yeah, that wasn't a surprise.
That was an ambush.
401
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,752
You think we were surprised when the
Americans went and invaded Mexico?
402
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,363
And afterwards all the Mexicans
are hanging out,
403
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,747
"Mira nomás,
wow, what a surprise!"
404
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,174
Benicio, please stop!
405
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,326
- You're overreacting like a little bit.
- Don't worry.
406
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,352
Bring it down a notch!
He's listening!
407
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,875
Don't be rude to him.
408
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,747
Hey, hey,
he was rude to me first.
409
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:29,010
I wanted a Brown Christmas,
not a White Christmas.
410
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,704
Okay? I wanted
a traditional Christmas,
411
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,492
con las abuelas,
los tíos, las tías,
412
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,755
tamales, and all your cousins
playing in the street,
413
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,323
hurting themselves,
así, a Mexican Christmas.
414
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,890
How about you just...
You give him a chance
415
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,458
before you start
judging him, okay?
416
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,808
Give me a chance.
417
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,569
He is like a cannellini bean,
among the black beans.
418
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,377
What's un chance?
Is that his dad's name?
419
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,312
Next thing you know, we'll be
carrying water c omo pendejos.
420
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,859
What time does the movie start?
421
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,862
Jeez! What a temper!
422
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,912
Hey, nothing that a
tequila can't fix.
423
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,784
- Leaf.
- It's Leif.
424
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,613
Uh, yes, yeah, I know.
Make yourself at home, hmm?
425
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,531
Mrs. Sanchez, I know
this is a surprise.
426
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,968
- See, Mr. Sanchez, he called Claudia...
- Yeah.
427
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,013
Invited her home for Christmas.
428
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,643
- That's the only...
- Yeah. No, no, no, don't worry.
429
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,278
You don't have
to explain yourself.
430
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,081
The most important thing
is that you're both here.
431
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,890
I just wanted to surprise him.
432
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,864
Well, you did surprise him,
m'hijita, you did.
433
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,677
You even surprised
la Tootsie aquí.
434
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:31,290
You even surprised me. Why are you
keeping secrets like that, huh?
435
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,117
- Baby, come on.
- Have a seat, Leaf.
436
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,815
Uh, it's Leif.
437
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,686
Yes, I know!
What an ugly name!
438
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,384
- Stop.
- Gracias.
439
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:39,776
Have a seat.
What? It's true!
440
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,650
He's so sweet.
441
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,043
- He looks like a good guy! Right?
- Yes, I know.
442
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:49,003
Okay. I have to have
a serious talk with Dad.
443
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:50,918
And I have a date with a chela.
444
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,833
Chela?
445
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,704
Uh, Coachella?
446
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:57,272
Ah...
447
00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,274
A chela.
448
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,688
What do you want to drink?
What do you want to drink, eh?
449
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,454
What about a Mexican candy?
450
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,152
Gracias.
451
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,546
Guys...
it's gonna be okay.
452
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,461
Yeah.
453
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,450
Hey, is that fool
checking me out or what?
454
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:19,686
What's up, ese? What's up?
455
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,265
Mm.
456
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,311
Tito.
457
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,313
I feel like I'm starting
458
00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,271
the next
Mexican American war here.
459
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,578
I'm sorry, babe.
460
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,406
I... I'm sorry!
461
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:56,375
Oh.
462
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:02,293
I'm surprised
my crib still isn't in here.
463
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,078
You know, Claudia,
464
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,882
if this is gonna be an issue
with your family,
465
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,386
I feel like I should
probably just go.
466
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,780
- What? No.
- Yeah.
467
00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:13,000
Come here. Come here.
468
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,830
It's not my family.
469
00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:20,007
It's my father.
470
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,577
He just needs to get to know you
471
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,970
in the same way that I know you.
472
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,757
I love you.
473
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,171
- I love you, too.
- Ay, ay, ay!
474
00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:33,237
Oh, my God!
475
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:39,809
I think I strained...
I think I strained my back.
476
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:43,247
Ah! I go get the Vicks.
It's good for broken backs.
477
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,902
Okay, you breathe...
y ahí vas.
478
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:47,513
You breathe...
No, espérate.
479
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,123
Ay, ay, ay...
480
00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,952
Wow, what happened to you?!
481
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,954
How did you get
tangled up like this?
482
00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:56,086
Don't be a jerk.
Don't film this.
483
00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:58,001
- Talk to the camera, sis!
- Stop, Carmen.
484
00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,916
Heal, heal, little frog's tail!
485
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,527
- Is that better?
- No, no, no, no.
486
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:03,833
You have to breathe it in.
487
00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:06,967
- A ver, a ver, how about now?
- Sí. Uh-huh. It's not helping.
488
00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:08,751
Maybe the smell helps you.
489
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,325
I have to check
the expiration date.
490
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,756
Damn! Son of a gun!
491
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:15,821
- Hey! Mamá! You okay? You okay?
- No, no, no. Sí, sí.
492
00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:18,021
What happened?!
Are you okay?!
493
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,086
- Slow down. Okay, okay, okay.
- It's nothing, baby.
494
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,025
- How can I help you, Mom?
- It's nothing, baby.
495
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,134
- Relax, slow down...
- Calm down, everyone! I'm fine!
496
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:25,507
Slow down...
497
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,041
- Hey, just...
- Remember the yoga?
498
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,945
- I do.
- Don't break... don't, uh...
499
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,532
I know what I'm doing, -
Baby, be careful, please. Okay?
500
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:31,750
- Deep breaths, please.
- Okay. Sí.
501
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,167
No, you're not gonna crack me.
502
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:34,821
I have kidney stone.
Don't crack me.
503
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,997
- I got this.
- Be careful, baby, please,
504
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,651
We're gonna move you
this way, okay?
505
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:40,348
- Okay. A ver.
- Let's go slowly.
506
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,978
- Baby, be careful.
- And she's doing so good.
507
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,917
- A ver... ay...
- Just breathe...
508
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:46,267
What the...
509
00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:48,661
- ¿Qué pasa? No, no...
- What the...
510
00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:50,489
Ay, ¿que pasó? Dad!
511
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:53,013
- What is this?
- Okay, he was just helping...
512
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:56,407
Oh my God, he was just helping Mom
with... with... with an injury from yoga.
513
00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:59,933
Don't you think you're
overreacting a little bit?
514
00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,891
Is it because he's White?
515
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:03,806
Dad...
516
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,330
since when do we judge people
by the color of their skin?
517
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,770
Hey, this isn't
about the color of his skin
518
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:12,728
or the lack of color
of his skin. All right?
519
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:15,209
I like gringos.
All right?
520
00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,994
Because of them, we have this
amazing house in this great country.
521
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,779
We have food on our table.
522
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,303
I mean, I love their food.
Pizza and hot dogs.
523
00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:24,281
I mean, there's no taste,
like eating cardboard.
524
00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,655
Hey, Dad! What's going on?
525
00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:27,829
Stop.
526
00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:34,620
How about, in front
of all these witnesses,
527
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:35,925
you make a promise...
528
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:40,016
that you're gonna
give him a chance?
529
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,629
Just get to know him.
530
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,720
Yeah, of course.
531
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:50,766
Ay.
532
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:08,305
Hey.
533
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:09,698
Are you feeling better?
534
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:14,573
You need to apologize to Leaf.
535
00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,400
Leif.
536
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,141
Yes! Whatever his name is.
537
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:19,926
He is a good boy.
538
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,058
You know, he actually
fixed my back.
539
00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:23,625
Look, look!
540
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,237
He used to work con los estos...
541
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:30,893
With these guys from NY!
The chiro... practicians.
542
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:33,243
Anyway, I feel better.
543
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,419
Well, I didn't know.
544
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,553
Y so maybe your handyboy
can help us with this aqui.
545
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,686
Hmm?
546
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:43,123
- What? What is that?
- What do you think?
547
00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:44,491
- It's how they did it in Mexico.
- It's a Christmas tree?
548
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:45,515
A cactus?
549
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,605
Yeah!
550
00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,911
Benicio, really?
551
00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,194
Listen, does nobody care about
tradition around here except me?
552
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:53,018
It's Christmas Eve.
You know where they're at?
553
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,395
They are there on Christmas Eve,
554
00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:56,440
eating tofu, con ese gringo.
555
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,288
That's why Chicanos
are losing their roots.
556
00:26:58,312 --> 00:26:59,855
First, we lost California,
and then Arizona,
557
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,750
and then Texas,
and then New Mexico.
558
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,076
New Mexico, they don't even
consider themselves Mexicans.
559
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,580
They consider themselves
New Mexicans.
560
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,147
How could you be a New Mexican?
561
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,201
You know how? Because all
old Mexicans are dying
562
00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:10,716
and the new ones
are coming over,
563
00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,456
and where are they
Christmas Eve?
564
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,043
Eating tofu con un gringo!
That's why!
565
00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:16,025
Okay. It is pretty.
566
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:18,375
Am I doing everything wrong?
567
00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:20,987
No! It's pretty! Look at the little bow!
So pretty.
568
00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:24,251
Pero you're changing
the subject.
569
00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:25,948
You're gonna go
and apologize to Leaf.
570
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:27,820
- Leif.
- Yes, that one.
571
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:45,794
Hey, vatos.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out.
572
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:48,797
I think he-he...
He's mad at something.
573
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,451
Yeah, the foreigner.
574
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,124
Say what, fool?
You're from Puerto Rico.
575
00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:54,237
I'm mad at your mom
for having you.
576
00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:56,215
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me
school you real quick, e se.
577
00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:58,502
That is US territory, homie.
578
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,113
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
579
00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:01,810
- No, it's not, fool.
- Yes, it is.
580
00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:03,464
Hey, you put pineapple
on your pizza?
581
00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,771
Oh, yeah. I love piña.
582
00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:07,468
You see? That's
where you're confused.
583
00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,122
And soon your ass
is gonna be singing
584
00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:11,167
country music in Spanish
at a rap concert.
585
00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:12,995
What's that mean, ese?
586
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:15,128
Says a jealous
German-looking Mexican.
587
00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,393
Hey, what's up, dude?
588
00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:21,197
- What's up, homie?
- Hey, don't be judging
589
00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:22,589
no book by the color
of the sleeve, homie.
590
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:23,613
All right, what?
591
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:25,921
Sleeve? These are sleeves.
592
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,967
- Right here, homie.
- That's a highlighter.
593
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:30,621
Yeah, I could tat you up real quick, homie.
Look, boom, tatted.
594
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,145
What's up, Highlights?
595
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:33,712
Hey, don't panic, fool.
596
00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:36,889
- I'm Hispanic.
- I guess he's organic.
597
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:39,326
Hey, forget you fools.
Put the music back on.
598
00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:48,335
- Señor Sanchez!
- Ay, my eyes!
599
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:53,601
Hey, give me the bull.
Ahí te va el bull.
600
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,429
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
601
00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:57,283
- Ahí te va el bull.
- Don't get too close.
602
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:58,756
Watch out, watch out,
watch out, watch out, watch out.
603
00:28:58,780 --> 00:28:59,780
Damn lights! Ahem.
604
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:02,087
You okay?
605
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:05,907
- I got you.
- I want to say something...
606
00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:07,136
Say something to you.
607
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,313
Uh, sí, señor Sanchez?
608
00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:13,534
- Can you do me a favor?
- Sí.
609
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,228
- Can you stop calling me that?
- What?
610
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,059
Señor Sanchez.
611
00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:18,913
You know what?
Just call me Bennie instead.
612
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,846
Sure thing. Yeah.
613
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,674
Hey, so, Leif, I wanted to, uh,
614
00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:27,243
I wanted to apologize to you
for earlier today. I mean, I...
615
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:30,029
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, Mr... S eñor...Mr. Bennie,
616
00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:32,181
- it's really... it's... it...
- No. No, man, listen, I...
617
00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:36,078
I mean, I thought, you
know... you looked like...
618
00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:37,863
Aww, crap.
619
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:39,778
What the hell
is this? Look at this bush!
620
00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:41,518
What a mess!
Oh, here-
621
00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,042
Here, I'll just...
622
00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:45,479
No, it's all messed up.
623
00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:51,920
You know, I could, uh...
I could help you with that.
624
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:54,574
Really?
625
00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:58,535
I know my way
around a hedge. Yeah.
626
00:29:58,709 --> 00:29:59,928
- Really, huh?
- Yeah.
627
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,669
All right, don't go
nowhere. Hang on.
628
00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:04,977
White boy is risking
his huevos, eh?
629
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:11,244
- Ah. Let's see.
- Yeah.
630
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,768
- All right. Good luck. Ahem.
- Okay.
631
00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:15,465
Uh...
632
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:21,210
All right.
633
00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:37,836
Damn.
634
00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:42,014
Damn, homie!
I ain't never seen
635
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:43,667
anything like this in my life.
636
00:30:45,756 --> 00:30:48,977
Wow!
White boy gets down, eh?
637
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,859
- Bring it in.
- Oh, yeah. Let's go.
638
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,914
Hey, he's a damn fool, ese.
639
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,089
Palabra.
640
00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,139
Wow.
641
00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:21,967
Yeah, I think
I know why that homegirl
642
00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:23,683
- fell in love with him, eh?
- Mr. Bennie.
643
00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,057
Grass, homie.
644
00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:31,846
Thank you.
645
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:35,328
Yeah, here you go.
646
00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:39,506
Any time.
647
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,291
Did that White boy just teach
that Mexican how to landscape?
648
00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:45,512
Look, Bennie's speechless.
649
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,209
Hey, fools, and what's next?
650
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:49,168
They gonna valet park
our lowriders, ¿o qué?
651
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,222
Hey, he better be careful
with this thing, fool.
652
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,302
- Palabra.
- He ain't touching my car, fool.
653
00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,573
What do you think?
654
00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:06,228
Um, I mean, I like all of it,
except for the flags.
655
00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:07,926
- What...
- What's wrong with the flag?
656
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,620
Dad, it's Christmas,
not Cinco de Mayo.
657
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:12,278
Red, white and green.
Jesus was Mexican.
658
00:32:12,452 --> 00:32:13,452
What?
659
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:14,715
I never told you?
660
00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:16,412
His real name is Jesús, right?
661
00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:17,868
- Ay...
- He'd ride around on a mule,
662
00:32:17,892 --> 00:32:19,328
lived at home until he was 33.
663
00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,062
- Mm-hmm.
- Swears his mom was a virgin.
664
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,560
Your tía Concha,
she has seven kids
665
00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:24,768
and she swears
that she's a virgin.
666
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,008
Now, either she's lying or one
of those kids is a Messiah.
667
00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:28,033
Okay, Dad, I love him.
668
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:30,383
And your tío Gustavo,
669
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:31,751
when he was locked up in county,
said he found Jesus there.
670
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,126
- Everybody loves Jesus.
- Dad!
671
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,799
I am trying to explain something to
you here so we can have a real talk,
672
00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:37,303
but you're not really
listening to me.
673
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:38,933
Is there a way that we
can meet in the middle?
674
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,306
We need to have a talk,
you and I.
675
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,525
Wh... Do you see this?
676
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,219
You're not even paying
attention to me.
677
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:45,572
Father-daughter talk.
678
00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:47,966
Dad, what father-daughter talk?
679
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:51,162
When people talk to each other, they
also listen to what the other has to say.
680
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,058
That's what a talk is.
681
00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:54,392
Father-daughter talk.
Come on.
682
00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:55,886
- ¿Qué?
- Let's go.
683
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,453
Dad... Dad!
684
00:32:57,627 --> 00:32:58,672
Dad, my heels!
685
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,196
Dad... Are you not
gonna get my door?
686
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,546
Uh, okay.
Wow you changed.
687
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,263
Cómo que change! See, in New
York City, there's gentlemen.
688
00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:06,636
- Wow.
- Gracias.
689
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:07,986
All right, after you.
690
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:15,036
This is fun.
691
00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:21,738
Okay, you know what, Dad?
I wanna go home.
692
00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:23,827
Go... no!
W-we... we just got here.
693
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,134
What... this is
your favorite place.
694
00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:29,355
What? No, it's not
and it never was.
695
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:32,184
Cómo que never was?
696
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,447
What... what is this?
Dad, I'm hungry.
697
00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,101
I want actual food.
698
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,975
I¡Ay, qué rico!
699
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:44,196
Where's he?
Hola. Hola, Leaf.
700
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:48,417
Hi, Leaf, come here
and dance with your tía.
701
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,730
There you go.
Oh, no, no, not like that.
702
00:33:56,904 --> 00:33:57,948
- No?
- Oh, no.
703
00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,646
Feel the music. Yeah.
704
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:02,431
Mm-hmm.
705
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:06,783
Okay, come here.
706
00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:08,394
Party pooper.
707
00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:09,848
Vente, Leif,
don't listen to her.
708
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,440
No, she's okay.
709
00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,834
She's the non-recovered
party girl of the house.
710
00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:17,055
- Ay, so yeah...
- Wow.
711
00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,274
Have you tried the tamales?
712
00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:21,383
- Yes, yes, I have. They're great.
- Yeah? Uh-huh.
713
00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:22,687
Although I don't find
many places
714
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:24,279
that make them back east.
715
00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:26,107
Yeah, uh, you're in
for a treat this year,
716
00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:28,283
porque la Grandma Tita here,
717
00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:31,069
she's making her world famous,
one-of-a-kind chicken tamales.
718
00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:32,679
- Uh-huh, oh yeah. Yeah.
- Oh.
719
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,376
You'll know what's good.
720
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,943
- That sounds great.
- Yeah.
721
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:40,426
Dad, how come you never liked
any of my boyfriends?
722
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,037
You didn't even like Gabriel,
and he was actually a good guy,
723
00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:44,451
and he came from a good family.
724
00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:45,779
Wait, well,
who's that? Elmo?
725
00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:47,259
Elmo?
726
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,695
The wetback!
727
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:51,611
Dad!
728
00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:56,094
He was not a wetback and you
called Immigration on him.
729
00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:58,052
Don't exaggerate, all right?
730
00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,306
All I did was yell "La migra!"
and that kid took off.
731
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:02,100
Hey, he ran across country
so fast,
732
00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:04,314
if they had a border Olympics,
he would've won gold.
733
00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:06,800
Papá, that's not funny.
734
00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:10,282
Mira, Joaquin, Frankie, Antonio.
735
00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,197
It's like I could never
have a boyfriend
736
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:14,677
because you would always
just make it so hard for me.
737
00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:17,830
What the hell
is it with this chicken?
738
00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:20,118
Hey, well, you...
739
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:21,989
Thank you. Back to the...
740
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:23,817
Back to that cage.
741
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:26,124
Um, you were too young
to have boyfriends.
742
00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:27,560
Why, what now?
743
00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:28,778
What's your excuse now?
744
00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:30,650
Well, at least they're Mexicans.
745
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:33,063
What about Javier? I know
he's a little bit of a playboy,
746
00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:34,741
a little Don Juan thing going,
747
00:35:34,915 --> 00:35:36,893
but you know what, he's always
been really nice to you.
748
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:39,528
I am a strong, independent woman
749
00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,748
who is capable of making
her own choices.
750
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:44,316
You see, that's exactly
what I'm talking about,
751
00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:46,535
because you're getting
to the age that...
752
00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:48,798
Where...
753
00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:50,626
Have you and Leif...
754
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,628
I can't even believe
I'm gonna say this...
755
00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:54,064
Mm.
756
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,241
Has he taken your chanclas off?
757
00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:57,851
I¡Papá!
758
00:35:58,025 --> 00:35:59,679
Have you lost your mind?!
759
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:07,252
I am 23 years old.
760
00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:09,428
I did not come here
for you to tell me
761
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:11,212
what it's like to be
sin chanclas.
762
00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:12,605
That's going too far.
763
00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:13,954
Look...!
764
00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:15,128
No, no, no, no, no!
Look!
765
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,653
You stupid chicken!!
766
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,787
Mira, well... Hey,
I've known you your whole life.
767
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,266
He's known you two months.
768
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,355
He's like a duck without legs!
769
00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:38,979
Hey, beautiful.
770
00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:40,676
Javier?
771
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:42,635
De la Torre?
772
00:36:48,902 --> 00:36:50,033
Would you look who it is?
773
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,600
Mm-mm.
774
00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:54,081
- Hi. Oh!
- How are you?
775
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,253
Your mom told me you were
coming home for Christmas.
776
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:59,347
I just did not think your dad
777
00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:01,107
would bring you back to this
place on your first day back.
778
00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:02,655
Yeah, you and me both.
779
00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:05,135
And he thinks I'm the one
who still hasn't grown up.
780
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,702
Can you believe that?
781
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:09,705
I mean, you look
pretty grown to me.
782
00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:12,099
So what do you think of my girl?
783
00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:16,451
Wow, she is really pretty.
784
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,584
Not as pretty as you.
785
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:19,933
Ay.
786
00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:22,501
So, where can I take you?
787
00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:25,634
As far away
from here as possible.
788
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,680
Your wish is my command.
789
00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:30,160
- Hm.
- After you.
790
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:34,295
- Gracias.
- Mm-hmm.
791
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:47,090
Let's get some tacos
de asada, yeah?
792
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,265
Sí.
793
00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:57,840
Can't I do anything to help out?
794
00:37:58,014 --> 00:37:59,949
I feel like I'm just sort of,
uh, standing around.
795
00:37:59,973 --> 00:38:02,454
- No.
- You are just standing around.
796
00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:03,759
Get to work.
797
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:04,933
Sí, señorito.
798
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,241
A. Señorita.
799
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:10,331
Oh, that's right. Uh,
a, girls, o is for boys.
800
00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:13,813
- Sí.
- Señorita. Señorita. Disculpe.
801
00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:16,206
You are disculpado. Hm.
802
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:20,428
Now, everybody in this family
helps out with the cooking.
803
00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:22,561
I used to be a chef in Mexico.
804
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,650
Mm, and a very good one.
Mm-hmm.
805
00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,184
Wow, now I really
can't wait to try
806
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:28,044
your world-famous
chicken tamales.
807
00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:31,613
You have to start with fresh, m'hijo.
That's the secret.
808
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,789
Now, Leaf,
809
00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:35,400
go into the kitchen
810
00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:38,446
and get the chicken
out of the stove, please.
811
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:42,058
Sí, señorita.
812
00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:44,191
Dance with me!
813
00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:52,504
Damn chicken!
814
00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:55,942
Tita! At least pluck
the chicken!
815
00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:05,908
Where's the chicken?
816
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:16,876
Thank you!
817
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,054
Are you gonna close the door?
818
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:23,056
You're stupid.
Hi, baby.
819
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:24,405
Hi. Hey.
820
00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,320
You must be Leaf.
821
00:39:28,017 --> 00:39:30,280
- I...
- You're a lucky man, bro.
822
00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:34,667
This is Javier. I just told
him everything about you.
823
00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:36,286
I'm sure you did.
824
00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,288
He's just an old friend.
825
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:41,161
By old friend, you mean
friend or friend-friend?
826
00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:44,294
- Hmm?
- Have you ever seen Claudia dance salsa?
827
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:45,905
- No.
- Ay, stop it.
828
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:48,298
My friend, you are missing out.
829
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,735
Stop it.
830
00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:51,214
There's goes that F word again.
831
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,608
Don't worry, huerito.
832
00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:55,393
She'll show you.
833
00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:57,612
I'll see you around.
It was nice to meet you...
834
00:39:57,786 --> 00:40:00,093
- Twig?
- Epa, Leif, I told you.
835
00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,616
Bye, beautiful.
836
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,618
- Drive safe, okay?
- Always, love.
837
00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:06,316
Sounds good, big kiss.
See you later!
838
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:09,407
Is there something
I should know about?
839
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,210
Because if I don't know,
I don't know, but if I know,...
840
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,454
Yeah. Actually, there is.
841
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,544
I knew it.
Damn, he's handsome.
842
00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:18,590
- And he can dance, too?
- What? No, no.
843
00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:20,611
- He's just an old friend.
- How long have you known him?
844
00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:22,071
He's just an old friend.
I told you.
845
00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:24,030
My Dad, he took me
to that cheese place.
846
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:25,640
Where is your dad?
847
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,903
Probably still playing
at Cheesy Chuck.
848
00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,252
It's because of me, isn't it?
849
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,472
Um, yeah, of course it is.
850
00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:33,450
You know, at first, I didn't think
this was such a huge mistake,
851
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,781
but now I'm really
starting to think it is.
852
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,913
You know, I'm sorry
I don't speak Spanish
853
00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:39,915
or know how to salsa.
854
00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:41,929
You know, your dad
would probably be more happy
855
00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:45,094
if you were with that
Javier guy instead of me.
856
00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:48,010
Ay, ay, ay. Es que you men
are impossible.
857
00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:50,578
Between trying to please you
and please my father,
858
00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:53,233
I just feel like I can't win,
so why do I even try?
859
00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:54,727
- I just...
- Where are you going?
860
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,018
I-I don't know.
I don't know.
861
00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:57,455
Wait!
Honey.
862
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,679
That was so sweet!
863
00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:06,899
- What?
- i¡Cariño!
864
00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:08,988
I've never heard you
say that before.
865
00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:11,599
Well, I mean, maybe I could say
something right, you know.
866
00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:15,211
Well, yeah, for once.
867
00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:16,735
Aw.
868
00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:18,476
They're... they're watching.
869
00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:23,481
You should teach me
how to salsa.
870
00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:25,831
Oh, you want me
to teach you how to salsa?
871
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:27,963
You're gonna start
with your feet like this, eh?
872
00:41:28,137 --> 00:41:29,854
Okay, you know what?
Forget about your feet.
873
00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:31,445
- Like this?
- Let's work on the hips.
874
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,379
- Okay. Like this?
- Okay, a little bit. Just...
875
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:35,077
Forget about your feet.
Let's work on the hips.
876
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:36,972
- Okay.
- Okay. Uh-huh.
877
00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:38,800
A little bit of hips.
I like that.
878
00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:40,343
- Okay, hold my hand, baby.
- Like this?
879
00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,369
No, my love, move your hips.
880
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,423
- How about this?
- Okay, forget about the hips.
881
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,895
How 'bout you just twirl me
and then you dip me, okay?
882
00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:48,593
Okay. Okay.
883
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:50,396
- Do what? Wait, wait.
- Twirl and then d...
884
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,814
- Baby!
- Um, I'm okay!
885
00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:55,425
- Seriously?
- What are you guys doing?
886
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,882
- I... Oh, God, how long...
- Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
887
00:41:57,906 --> 00:42:00,319
I... how long have you been standing there?
When did you get home?
888
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:02,583
Long enough to see Mr. Leif
doesn't know what he's doing.
889
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,870
We were just...
We were just having fun, Dad.
890
00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:07,481
We were just dancing.
891
00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:09,546
Dancing. Where I come from, you see a guy
moving like that, you call him a p inguino.
892
00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:11,485
- Let me show you how it's done.
- Here we go.
893
00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:14,793
- Here, give a little spin here, comes back.
- Mm-hmm.
894
00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:17,360
When you get more advanced,
you can spin her again.
895
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,188
She comes to you, hi,
and she comes back.
896
00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:21,364
Así, just like that. Beautiful.
897
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,106
- All right, now it's your turn.
- All right.
898
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,586
Okay.
899
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,457
No, no, not with her.
With me.
900
00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:31,853
- What?
- Come on. Yeah, come on.
901
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:33,827
Hey. You have to feel it,
all right, pinguino?
902
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,703
Right here. You have
to feel it. Do you feel it?
903
00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,250
- No.
- Then you do a nice little turn
904
00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:38,904
and come back. Okay.
905
00:42:39,078 --> 00:42:40,558
A bailar!
906
00:42:40,732 --> 00:42:42,472
- It's all about confidence, okay?
- Okay.
907
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:45,301
All right, I got you right here.
908
00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:46,694
- Okay.
- Nice and ea... Ah!
909
00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:48,653
Ah!
910
00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:50,872
Then I go into a bridge.
911
00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:52,961
And tight, tight, tight.
912
00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:54,963
Squeeze your glutes.
913
00:42:55,137 --> 00:42:56,922
Smile.
914
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:59,098
- Oh.
- Damn!
915
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,667
What happened?
916
00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:05,521
I was at Cluck-Y-Cheese with Claudia
to have a father-daughter talk.
917
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,281
She hates that place.
918
00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:09,761
Why does everybody say that?
919
00:43:09,935 --> 00:43:11,371
Bueno, y how was it?
920
00:43:13,025 --> 00:43:16,376
What do you think?
921
00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:18,726
Now I know where the
brown eggs come from.
922
00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:26,691
Entonces what happened?
923
00:43:26,865 --> 00:43:27,996
We got in a little argument.
924
00:43:30,216 --> 00:43:32,087
Where is she now?
925
00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:36,918
Now, she's outside dancing
salsa c on el gringo.
926
00:43:37,092 --> 00:43:39,617
Oh, well, that's good.
927
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:41,270
That's great.
928
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,664
Yeah.
929
00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:47,102
Okay.
930
00:43:49,888 --> 00:43:52,542
Ay...
931
00:43:52,717 --> 00:43:55,110
And all I wanted was
to have a perfect Christmas.
932
00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:59,332
Ow, ow...
933
00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:01,116
Stupid chicken.
934
00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,517
Okay, baby,
935
00:44:10,691 --> 00:44:12,606
so my Aunt Carmen is
in the guest bedroom,
936
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,956
but make sure
that you don't go in there,
937
00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:17,829
because otherwise you'll be
dancing to cumbias all night, okay?
938
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,268
But I'm sure Tootsie here
wouldn't mind you being
939
00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:25,967
her little bed buddy,
right, Tootsie?
940
00:44:29,014 --> 00:44:32,234
Well, at least tomorrow
is Christmas Eve, you know.
941
00:44:32,408 --> 00:44:35,585
I mean, what could
possibly go wrong then?
942
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,197
Mm, just a few Mexican ticks.
943
00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:41,548
Yeah.
944
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:44,551
I'll see you in the morning.
945
00:44:47,249 --> 00:44:48,860
If not before then.
946
00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:51,079
Oh.
947
00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:03,222
Yeah.
948
00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:28,943
- Let's go, baby. Come on.
- Woo!
949
00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:30,878
- Okay, I'm trying, baby.
- That's my baby girl.
950
00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:32,730
Die, die!
951
00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:34,862
- Get her away from the remote.
- Oh, yeah.
952
00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:37,196
- You're doing great. You learning?
- She's doing fine.
953
00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:39,693
- What's this nonsense?
- Oh!
954
00:45:39,867 --> 00:45:43,915
It's actually a prototype from
Leif's new game that he built. Ooh!
955
00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:46,526
He actually even sold
it to a big company.
956
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:49,094
- So, you play games for a living?
- I design them.
957
00:45:49,268 --> 00:45:52,706
Oh, yes!
Score, huerito! Woo-hoo!
958
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,969
So, pushing buttons
so some space idiotas
959
00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:57,406
can kill each other
is your idea of a game?
960
00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,191
- Of course, Dad!
- Yes, brother-in-law!
961
00:45:59,365 --> 00:46:00,801
Hey, let me tell you something.
962
00:46:00,975 --> 00:46:02,735
A game isn't played
in someone's living room.
963
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:04,457
No, no. No. Ay.
964
00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:07,982
A real game is played
on a field 120 yards long
965
00:46:08,156 --> 00:46:10,680
and 80 yards deep,
and it's called football.
966
00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,160
Do you mean soccer?
967
00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:14,119
That's what you gringos
call it, okay?
968
00:46:14,293 --> 00:46:17,557
Football was invented by my
Aztec ancestors 700 years ago.
969
00:46:17,731 --> 00:46:19,531
And you know what they did
to you if you lost?
970
00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:22,257
- Uh, sent you to the locker room?
- No, man.
971
00:46:22,431 --> 00:46:24,172
They sacrificed you to the gods.
972
00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:26,368
Ripped open your chest
and they pulled out your live,
973
00:46:26,392 --> 00:46:27,610
still beating heart.
974
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,264
- My God.
- On that field,
975
00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:32,137
you became a man,
an hombre, un patrón.
976
00:46:32,311 --> 00:46:34,661
- Oh, like the tequila!
- Not like the tequila.
977
00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:36,489
Patrón is a boss.
978
00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:38,273
Claudia said
that you're a captain, man.
979
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:40,188
Are you a captain?
980
00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:42,974
Mm, I was the captain
of my high school debate team.
981
00:46:43,148 --> 00:46:46,281
Oh, debate!
Wow, sounds muy macho.
982
00:46:46,455 --> 00:46:48,109
All right, captain.
983
00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:50,720
It's time for you to play
the game of the gods.
984
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,113
Ignore him.
985
00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:53,743
Meet you on the field
in half an hour.
986
00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:55,856
She knows where it is.
987
00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:58,990
In... in the park?
988
00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:00,252
Ay, no.
989
00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:18,836
Ay, ay, ay...
Afternoon, huerito.
990
00:47:19,010 --> 00:47:20,272
Hey.
991
00:47:20,446 --> 00:47:22,927
Did you get a good night's rest?
992
00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:24,798
I hear you're
quite the local celebrity.
993
00:47:24,972 --> 00:47:26,974
No, man, Claudia's the one
who's the rock star.
994
00:47:28,715 --> 00:47:31,674
So you and Claudia, you, uh,
know each other quite well, huh?
995
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,329
Like brother and sister, amigo.
996
00:47:34,503 --> 00:47:37,550
You know, she does
a really good in and out.
997
00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:39,508
You should have her
show you sometime.
998
00:47:39,682 --> 00:47:42,076
- Excuse me?
- Uh, it's a salsa move,
999
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:45,123
where you bring the lady in, and
then you lead her right back out.
1000
00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:46,515
Here, let me show you, Leaf...
1001
00:47:46,689 --> 00:47:48,213
Hey! Behave!
1002
00:47:49,257 --> 00:47:50,777
- Come on.
- Have a good game, huerito.
1003
00:47:50,824 --> 00:47:52,347
Twig.
1004
00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:54,349
- Sorry, babe.
- Let's go, y'all.
1005
00:47:54,523 --> 00:47:55,923
This is a very dangerous
game, okay?
1006
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,480
So you're gonna have
to follow my lead.
1007
00:47:57,613 --> 00:47:59,311
Vámonos.
1008
00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:11,149
Where'd you go, potty?
1009
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:14,065
¿Qué?
1010
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,893
Heads or tails?
1011
00:48:16,067 --> 00:48:17,416
Tails.
1012
00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:20,593
I knew you were
gonna pick tails.
1013
00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:22,421
- Ah! Aguas!- I¡Eso!
1014
00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:24,510
Damnit.
1015
00:48:24,684 --> 00:48:26,686
Get ready to have a long
day there, One Direction.
1016
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,540
Your starting position
is right here. Okay?
1017
00:48:28,644 --> 00:48:30,013
- Right here?
- Yeah. You got it, baby!
1018
00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,299
Come on.
1019
00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,693
- i¡Portero!
- What do I do?
1020
00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:35,187
Get the left side of the field!
1021
00:48:35,347 --> 00:48:37,610
Oh, this dude's got nothing,
homie. Let's go.
1022
00:48:37,784 --> 00:48:39,742
Baby, don't use your hands!
1023
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,503
- Foul! You can't use your hands!
- He fouled!
1024
00:48:41,527 --> 00:48:43,355
Google it!
1025
00:48:43,529 --> 00:48:45,246
- Baby, you can't use your hands, babe.
- Okay!
1026
00:48:45,270 --> 00:48:46,943
- You used your your fist.
- That was illegal.
1027
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:48,926
Ha! That wasn't
the only thing illegal here.
1028
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:50,753
- Hey, give me some Vicks!
- No problem.
1029
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,365
I have my Vicks.
1030
00:48:53,539 --> 00:48:55,323
- I was protecting myself.
- From what?
1031
00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:57,195
- From the ball.
- From the soccer ball?
1032
00:48:57,369 --> 00:48:58,892
Get him a helmet.
1033
00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:00,346
Come on, stay alert, stay alert!
1034
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:02,852
Let's do this!
1035
00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,466
Watch out, chaparrito,
watch out, fool!
1036
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,555
Why are you running, fool?
1037
00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:11,426
That's right!
1038
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,907
- Why you move?
- Goal!
1039
00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:15,996
- Keep going!
- Get him, Javier!
1040
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,826
Oh, damn! That's it!
1041
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,743
What the hell!
1042
00:49:25,179 --> 00:49:26,920
Long live Mexicans!
1043
00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:30,924
What are you looking at, ese?
1044
00:49:33,274 --> 00:49:36,016
You are all dead!
1045
00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:37,800
To your graves, dumbasses!
1046
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:41,021
El Mighty, you're
coming to work, e se.
1047
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:54,948
I think you killed him, fool!
1048
00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:10,920
Oh, ouch.
1049
00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:12,878
Ooh.
1050
00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:15,664
Ay.
1051
00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:47,914
Snow in East L.A.?
1052
00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:51,657
What are these fools
doing out there?
1053
00:51:13,853 --> 00:51:15,855
Why isn't Grandpa here with us?
1054
00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:21,991
Oh, come sit down, sweetie. Why
are you asking that question?
1055
00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:25,256
Well, grandma said
the reason why he isn't here
1056
00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:27,345
is because he went
to the North Pole.
1057
00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:29,173
Mm-hmm.
1058
00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:32,132
Actually, son,
he went south to Mexico.
1059
00:51:32,306 --> 00:51:35,614
'Cause all he ever wanted
was a Mexican Christmas.
1060
00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:38,007
Uh... there's Christmas
in Mexico?
1061
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:39,922
- Mm-hmm.
- Of course, sweetie.
1062
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,663
Christmas is everywhere.
1063
00:51:41,837 --> 00:51:44,362
If there's Christmas everywhere,
1064
00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,190
then why isn't he here?
1065
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:48,627
And also, why is he in Mexico?
1066
00:51:48,801 --> 00:51:53,197
Well, because he complained
so much about living here
1067
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:55,764
that he went back to Mexico.
1068
00:51:55,938 --> 00:51:58,680
Mm-hmm. And he lived
happily ever after.
1069
00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:02,641
He has a lot of Mexican friends.
1070
00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:05,165
Is he happy?
1071
00:52:05,339 --> 00:52:09,082
He loves it.
He even has a burro.
1072
00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:12,303
I'm confused, Mom.
1073
00:52:12,477 --> 00:52:16,133
Scoot in a little bit,
yeah, sweetie? Let's eat.
1074
00:52:16,307 --> 00:52:18,047
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
1075
00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:23,140
I'm sorry if I woke you up,
Mr. Sanchez.
1076
00:52:25,403 --> 00:52:27,274
Is that all you're sorry about?
1077
00:52:27,448 --> 00:52:28,448
Oh...
1078
00:52:29,885 --> 00:52:31,452
Are you okay?
1079
00:52:31,626 --> 00:52:33,889
My head hurts, no thanks to you.
1080
00:52:35,935 --> 00:52:37,545
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
1081
00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:43,856
Leif, what are you doing here?
1082
00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:47,120
It's because of Claudia.
1083
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,645
Okay.
1084
00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:52,865
I know what it's like
to be young,
1085
00:52:53,039 --> 00:52:55,346
and I know
what you want from her,
1086
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,827
so please, don't make me out
to be some pendejo, okay?
1087
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:01,361
Is that how you felt about your
wife when you first met her?
1088
00:53:04,006 --> 00:53:06,183
Okay, for once,
1089
00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:09,360
can you just please be clear
about what you're trying to say?
1090
00:53:14,843 --> 00:53:16,280
Mr. Sanchez...
1091
00:53:19,370 --> 00:53:22,416
I would like to ask for your
daughter's hand in marriage.
1092
00:53:22,590 --> 00:53:23,635
Leif...
1093
00:53:24,636 --> 00:53:26,196
You know, I don't wanna
say the cliches,
1094
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,814
like our love story began
in a single glance
1095
00:53:28,988 --> 00:53:31,643
and, you know, it was at
that moment that I knew...
1096
00:53:31,817 --> 00:53:34,733
that I had encountered
my soulmate.
1097
00:53:34,907 --> 00:53:36,735
But that's exactly
what I'm saying.
1098
00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:41,174
Mr. Sanchez.
1099
00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:43,568
Are you okay?
1100
00:54:13,032 --> 00:54:14,860
- There you are.
- Hey, hey.
1101
00:54:15,034 --> 00:54:16,968
I was looking for you.
You're gonna miss the piñata.
1102
00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:21,388
Oh, well, I was, um,
talking to your dad.
1103
00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:23,002
Oh, is... is he okay?
Did he wake up?
1104
00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:26,698
Yeah. Yeah, um,
well, sort of.
1105
00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:28,003
Sort of?
1106
00:54:29,396 --> 00:54:31,224
He was a little unresponsive.
1107
00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:32,758
- Unresponsive. What...
- No, um...
1108
00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:35,359
What do you mean
by unresponsive? What...
1109
00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,839
I asked your father if I
could have his permission...
1110
00:54:40,189 --> 00:54:41,974
D-Dad?
1111
00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:44,368
Dad! Dad!
1112
00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:47,153
Is this what you mean
by unresponsive? Dad!
1113
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:54,116
All righty.
Let's get this...
1114
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,728
How are the tamales, Tita?
1115
00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:58,643
Is that question rhetorical?
1116
00:54:58,817 --> 00:55:00,645
Of course!
I know they are fantastic!
1117
00:55:00,819 --> 00:55:02,299
Oh.
1118
00:55:02,473 --> 00:55:04,605
Give me one, please.
1119
00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:07,129
Carmen, please bring me
some spoons and some forks.
1120
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,653
- Hey.
- ¿Qué?
1121
00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:12,047
Do you want a "tamale hug"?
1122
00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:13,962
- What?!
- A "tamale hug"?
1123
00:55:14,136 --> 00:55:16,704
- What is that?
- A hug with meat inside!
1124
00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:18,445
Ay!
1125
00:55:18,619 --> 00:55:20,273
- Girls!
- Carmen!
1126
00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:23,145
That old bird,
he is up to something.
1127
00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:28,803
Something.
1128
00:55:28,977 --> 00:55:31,676
What bird?
1129
00:55:54,568 --> 00:55:56,135
Over here, m'hijo!
You okay?
1130
00:55:57,702 --> 00:55:59,007
We all gathered here
1131
00:55:59,181 --> 00:56:01,096
for what we thought was gonna be
1132
00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:04,143
a traditional Mexican
1133
00:56:04,317 --> 00:56:08,495
Latino Chicano Christmas.
1134
00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:12,934
But because of this gringo
right here...
1135
00:56:13,108 --> 00:56:14,371
Aw.
1136
00:56:14,545 --> 00:56:16,198
I lost my self-respect,
1137
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,983
my dignity,
1138
00:56:18,157 --> 00:56:20,551
and I've been humiliated
in front of my family.
1139
00:56:20,725 --> 00:56:25,251
But since it's Christmas,
a time to be joyful and merry,
1140
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:28,515
I've come out here
with a pasted-on smile.
1141
00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:31,083
It's a season to be
happy and joyful,
1142
00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:33,041
just to tell you, cabrones,
Merry Christmas!
1143
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:34,391
Feliz Navidad.
1144
00:56:34,565 --> 00:56:36,567
Not on my tradition.
1145
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:39,526
Not on my Christmas!
1146
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,485
Your Christmas?
1147
00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:46,272
What do you mean,
your Christmas?
1148
00:56:46,446 --> 00:56:48,317
Dad, Christmas is supposed
to be for everyone,
1149
00:56:48,492 --> 00:56:51,495
and you have done every
possible thing to destroy it.
1150
00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:55,977
Perdóneme, señor Sanchez.
1151
00:56:58,545 --> 00:56:59,764
What did you say?
1152
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:04,682
You know what I just said.
1153
00:57:04,856 --> 00:57:08,425
Now, you-you hear it,
but you don't listen.
1154
00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:10,514
- Which is...
- Um...
1155
00:57:10,688 --> 00:57:12,969
exactly why Claudia's more
than kind of upset with you,
1156
00:57:12,994 --> 00:57:15,214
in case you haven't heard.
1157
00:57:15,388 --> 00:57:18,565
What gives you the right to speak
to me like that in my own house?
1158
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,222
Speak to you in what way?
1159
00:57:23,396 --> 00:57:25,137
It won't matter
which way I speak to you,
1160
00:57:25,311 --> 00:57:26,660
because you hate this gringo.
1161
00:57:28,662 --> 00:57:30,098
You know,
yet I've done everything
1162
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:32,840
to not only be good
to your daughter,
1163
00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:35,234
but to be good
to your entire family.
1164
00:57:37,845 --> 00:57:41,066
You know, and not even
because I had to,
1165
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,634
because I wanted to.
1166
00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:47,464
You know, I danced
the salsa for you guys.
1167
00:57:47,638 --> 00:57:49,814
- Yeah.
- You know?
1168
00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:51,685
I played soccer.
1169
00:57:51,859 --> 00:57:54,166
Oh, sorry, I'm saying
that wrong. Football.
1170
00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:56,734
I almost got killed
by a chicken, man,
1171
00:57:56,908 --> 00:57:59,127
and I trimmed
your hedges for you.
1172
00:57:59,301 --> 00:58:01,901
And I showed you respect by asking
for Claudia's hand in marriage.
1173
00:58:01,956 --> 00:58:03,131
That was out of respect.
1174
00:58:05,743 --> 00:58:07,745
Yet you show absolutely none
to your own daughter,
1175
00:58:07,919 --> 00:58:10,182
but this isn't or
shouldn't even be about me.
1176
00:58:10,356 --> 00:58:12,837
It should be about her.
1177
00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:16,449
If you truly loved her,
1178
00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:18,233
you wouldn't treat her this way.
1179
00:58:18,407 --> 00:58:20,845
A ver...
1180
00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:25,414
Excuse me.
A ver, he... um...
1181
00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:27,262
He asked you for
Claudia's hand in marriage
1182
00:58:27,286 --> 00:58:28,916
and you didn't tell me?
You didn't te... I mean,
1183
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:31,725
maybe he got a concussion, no?
1184
00:58:31,899 --> 00:58:33,771
Did he get a concussion
from the ball or what?
1185
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:39,341
Oh, my love.
1186
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,169
Is it normal to, uh...
1187
00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:43,103
To not be able to breathe
properly right now?
1188
00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:46,261
Oh, my God!
You look faint.
1189
00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:48,699
Are you pregnant?
Let's see...
1190
00:58:50,048 --> 00:58:51,745
Okay, okay, this is
a season to be merry,
1191
00:58:51,919 --> 00:58:53,791
- not to get married.
- Happy holidays.
1192
00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:57,403
W... what, hey.
Don't leave.
1193
00:58:57,577 --> 00:58:59,497
Don't leave until we open
these goddamn presents.
1194
00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:01,233
Wow, look at you!
1195
00:59:01,407 --> 00:59:03,191
Well, that's it.
1196
00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:05,542
You got the party
you wanted, no?
1197
00:59:05,716 --> 00:59:07,718
Great party!
Super fun!
1198
00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:11,591
I hope you're proud
of yourself, eh?
1199
00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:15,856
You completely messed up this
time, Benicio! Completely!
1200
00:59:23,385 --> 00:59:24,909
Damn, vatos!
1201
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:27,607
The-the-the-there goes
the n-the-n-n-neighborhood.
1202
00:59:27,781 --> 00:59:29,783
You're the wrong guy to be
saying that, ese.
1203
00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:31,045
No, really, ese.
1204
00:59:31,219 --> 00:59:32,525
There goes the neighborhood.
1205
00:59:33,787 --> 00:59:35,441
Why they look all sad?
1206
00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:37,506
Because the party wack, fool.
We weren't invited.
1207
00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:39,706
- I would've gone. Shh.
- That's right, ese.
1208
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,229
Wait, wait, where are you going?
1209
00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:42,883
Guys, don't go.
The party...
1210
00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:44,885
Why are they leaving?
1211
00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:46,602
I don't know!
The party's gonna be great!
1212
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:47,671
Where are you going?
1213
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,088
Babe...
1214
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,743
your father doesn't like me.
1215
01:00:17,744 --> 01:00:20,138
Because I'm, you know.
1216
01:00:20,312 --> 01:00:22,923
- I've ruined Christmas for everyone.
- No, you didn't.
1217
01:00:23,097 --> 01:00:26,710
- Yes, I did.
- Babe, my family got the best present this year,
1218
01:00:26,884 --> 01:00:28,668
and that's you as my husband.
1219
01:00:28,842 --> 01:00:30,670
When I saw how close you were
to your family,
1220
01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:32,822
I knew I could never propose
without your father's permission.
1221
01:00:32,846 --> 01:00:34,500
Look, my dad,
1222
01:00:34,674 --> 01:00:37,372
he was just surprised by you,
that's all, okay?
1223
01:00:37,546 --> 01:00:39,066
You know that's not all.
I mean, you...
1224
01:00:39,113 --> 01:00:40,874
You yourself said your father
liked surprises.
1225
01:00:40,898 --> 01:00:42,551
I don't even know
what he likes anymore.
1226
01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:44,379
Well, we know
he doesn't like gringos.
1227
01:00:46,555 --> 01:00:49,950
Babe, my father doesn't care if
you're white, or red or green.
1228
01:00:50,124 --> 01:00:53,127
I'm sure he would mind
if I was green.
1229
01:00:59,307 --> 01:01:01,440
My father finds a reason
to not like someone
1230
01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:03,442
and then he just sticks to it,
1231
01:01:03,616 --> 01:01:05,705
even if that's not
really the reason.
1232
01:01:05,879 --> 01:01:07,707
Just admit it.
1233
01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:10,492
This whole thing was
a huge mistake.
1234
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:14,932
Well, what do you mean?
What thing? Like...
1235
01:01:15,106 --> 01:01:15,846
Like us?
1236
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:17,456
Your father, he...
1237
01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:19,240
He had different plans
for Christmas.
1238
01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:21,503
You know, probably had
different plans for your life.
1239
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,568
You know, I know how close
you are to your family
1240
01:01:23,592 --> 01:01:25,658
and that's why I wanted
to spend Christmas with them.
1241
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:30,121
No, no, Leif. Leif,
please, don't go.
1242
01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:32,210
Leif. Leif.
1243
01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:33,690
I'm sorry.
1244
01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:06,505
Hey, perrito, stick around!
1245
01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:07,799
You guys can make this work!
1246
01:02:07,941 --> 01:02:09,769
True love prevails, eh?
1247
01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:17,037
You think
I have a chance with her now?
1248
01:02:17,211 --> 01:02:18,560
Hey, you know what?
1249
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,171
This for you, homie.
1250
01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:26,133
Gonna miss you
in the hood, huero.
1251
01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:31,095
Peace out, homie.
1252
01:02:32,487 --> 01:02:34,707
Man.
1253
01:02:34,881 --> 01:02:37,623
I actually liked that fool, dog.
1254
01:02:50,244 --> 01:02:53,378
You know, any dad
would love to have
1255
01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:55,336
a son-in-law like Leif.
1256
01:02:57,382 --> 01:02:58,949
Even if he was green
like an alien.
1257
01:03:16,923 --> 01:03:21,362
Well, merry freakin'
Christmas to us, huh?
1258
01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:51,175
- Have a good one.
- Thank you.
1259
01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:13,197
Hi, m'hija.
1260
01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:15,634
Your presents are out
there waiting for you.
1261
01:04:15,808 --> 01:04:17,462
I mean, we could o...
1262
01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:19,420
We could open them all together,
1263
01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:21,094
like we used to do when
you were a little girl.
1264
01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:23,685
I'm not a little girl
anymore, Dad,
1265
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,600
whether you wanna
accept it or not.
1266
01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:27,646
Okay.
1267
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:29,667
That little girl in those
pictures is my daughter.
1268
01:04:29,691 --> 01:04:32,216
No, no, Dad.
I'm your daughter, okay?
1269
01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:34,261
Aquí mismo, eh?
Life-sized.
1270
01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:38,004
Not everything is about you.
1271
01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,658
You know, why...
1272
01:04:41,399 --> 01:04:45,098
Why can't it be a boy from
the neighborhood like Javier?
1273
01:04:45,272 --> 01:04:46,970
I mean, he's handsome.
He's smart.
1274
01:04:47,144 --> 01:04:48,928
He's got a good job.
He loves his mom,
1275
01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:50,942
- and goes to church every Sun...
- And is gay.
1276
01:04:52,323 --> 01:04:54,020
He's gay?
What do you mean, he's gay?
1277
01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:56,805
Yeah, Dad, that's the thing.
1278
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,372
Whether you know it or not, eh?
1279
01:05:00,418 --> 01:05:04,465
I should've known because he would
dance without music, and not...
1280
01:05:04,639 --> 01:05:05,989
Man, should've seen it.
1281
01:05:06,163 --> 01:05:08,295
Aparte que even
if he wasn't, I wa...
1282
01:05:08,469 --> 01:05:10,907
That's not who I
fell in love with.
1283
01:05:11,081 --> 01:05:12,681
And you should be able
to understand that
1284
01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:14,432
because I make my own decisions.
1285
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:19,219
And now you won't even get
the chance to get to know him.
1286
01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:24,268
You broke his heart and mine.
1287
01:05:24,442 --> 01:05:27,793
No, don't say that.
Don't say that.
1288
01:05:29,882 --> 01:05:32,319
He had nothing growing up, eh?
1289
01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:34,278
His parents were poor.
1290
01:05:35,279 --> 01:05:37,672
He had to wash dishes,
1291
01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:40,023
mow lawns, park cars.
1292
01:05:42,895 --> 01:05:45,506
He worked hard for everything
that he had,
1293
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,379
just like you did.
1294
01:05:55,603 --> 01:05:59,956
What's that?
And you know what?
1295
01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:02,523
He reminded me a lot of you.
1296
01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:14,753
No, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no.
1297
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:24,589
That kid wasn't that bad
after all, wasn't he?
1298
01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:31,335
On Christmas morning...
1299
01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:36,166
I wanted a bike like all
the other little kids.
1300
01:06:37,602 --> 01:06:40,779
And when I came down
to open my presents...
1301
01:06:40,953 --> 01:06:42,433
- Mm-hmm.
- Bike wasn't there.
1302
01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,784
My dad got me
a pair of handlebars
1303
01:06:45,958 --> 01:06:48,265
and then he told me
that one day, you know,
1304
01:06:48,439 --> 01:06:49,719
he'd get me the rest of the bike
1305
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,703
that I could put
the handlebars on.
1306
01:06:54,967 --> 01:06:56,795
And he promised me
training wheels.
1307
01:06:58,797 --> 01:07:00,494
And he never got me
the training wheels.
1308
01:07:00,668 --> 01:07:03,758
My poor dad, he worked so hard.
1309
01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:06,370
Never got anywhere.
1310
01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:08,633
And one of the last things
that he told me
1311
01:07:08,807 --> 01:07:11,940
was that Christmas was
for family.
1312
01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:14,682
And that's all I wanted to do,
was have a nice Christmas
1313
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:16,356
like the ones
we used to have in Mexico.
1314
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:18,121
- Ay.
- With the family
1315
01:07:18,295 --> 01:07:22,299
and...
training wheels.
1316
01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:28,044
How'd he know?
How'd he... how did he know?
1317
01:07:29,741 --> 01:07:31,612
Well, because I...
1318
01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:34,789
One of these days
that you went to work
1319
01:07:34,963 --> 01:07:37,444
I took them shopping...
1320
01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:39,968
Santa style. Yeah.
1321
01:07:44,016 --> 01:07:48,020
But how did he find
the exact ones?
1322
01:07:49,543 --> 01:07:53,852
We went to Olvera Street.
Mm-hmm.
1323
01:07:54,026 --> 01:07:55,266
And you should've seen him, eh?
1324
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:57,508
Ooh, that kid?
1325
01:07:57,682 --> 01:08:02,904
He wouldn't stop
until he found them. Yeah.
1326
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,864
Just because he wanted
to make you smile.
1327
01:08:06,038 --> 01:08:07,692
Baby...
1328
01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:13,915
You know what you gotta do,
amor, right?
1329
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,266
You got your training wheels.
1330
01:08:18,268 --> 01:08:21,358
Now go out there
and be a father to her.
1331
01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,411
I wanted to tell you
1332
01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:34,110
that...
1333
01:08:34,284 --> 01:08:35,763
That I was wrong.
1334
01:08:36,808 --> 01:08:38,375
In the business that I'm in,
1335
01:08:38,549 --> 01:08:40,377
you see a lot
of beautiful flowers.
1336
01:08:40,551 --> 01:08:44,816
Like, s-some are very rare
and delicate roses,
1337
01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:46,600
some of them I planted
with my hands.
1338
01:08:48,559 --> 01:08:52,258
And it's my job to protect
the roses from the weeds.
1339
01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:55,392
I thought that it was my job
1340
01:08:55,566 --> 01:08:58,569
to protect the rose
from being hurt.
1341
01:08:58,743 --> 01:09:03,226
I thought that Leif
was another weed
1342
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:06,925
that was trying to keep
my rose from blooming,
1343
01:09:07,099 --> 01:09:08,492
but I realize now that my rose
1344
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:12,278
has bloomed
into this incredible woman
1345
01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:16,108
and that Leif is now
your protector and not me.
1346
01:09:16,282 --> 01:09:17,457
And that, you know,
1347
01:09:17,631 --> 01:09:21,069
also papi wants to say is that...
1348
01:09:21,244 --> 01:09:23,768
Uh... that he...
1349
01:09:23,942 --> 01:09:27,554
He was... I mean, not on purpose.
1350
01:09:27,728 --> 01:09:31,079
He was the weed.
He's been the weed.
1351
01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:35,910
And that you and Leif are roses.
1352
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:38,478
- Yeah, roses.
- Yeah.
1353
01:09:38,652 --> 01:09:40,437
And that we, as a family,
1354
01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:42,352
because we are a family,
that's what we do,
1355
01:09:42,526 --> 01:09:44,615
we have to protect...
Somos un garden.
1356
01:09:44,789 --> 01:09:47,487
And we have to protect
the roses.
1357
01:09:47,661 --> 01:09:49,533
And-and that you know,
you make us so,
1358
01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:52,057
so proud every day, m'hijita.
1359
01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:55,234
Including Leaf,
1360
01:09:55,408 --> 01:09:58,324
because he's the coolest
and the sweetest boyfriend
1361
01:09:58,498 --> 01:10:00,326
in all of East... East L.A.
1362
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,807
Leif, pero mm. Mm-hmm.
1363
01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,852
We got a plane to stop!
1364
01:10:05,026 --> 01:10:06,419
But, whoa, Clau,
1365
01:10:06,593 --> 01:10:08,378
you cannot get him back
dressed like that.
1366
01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:10,467
- No, that's true.
- Okay. Okay.
1367
01:10:10,641 --> 01:10:12,730
Okay, then let's go!
Let's go!
1368
01:10:12,904 --> 01:10:14,210
Come on!
1369
01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:17,777
Hurry up!
1370
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:22,740
Come on,
let's go! Drive!
1371
01:10:22,914 --> 01:10:24,176
Oh, man, what the hell?
1372
01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:25,699
What?
1373
01:10:25,873 --> 01:10:27,571
- I don't have the keys!
- You had them!
1374
01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:29,418
- Damn it!
- I don't have them! You always...
1375
01:10:29,442 --> 01:10:30,835
Baby, you always do the same!
1376
01:10:31,009 --> 01:10:32,358
What about the vatos?
1377
01:10:32,532 --> 01:10:34,578
Yes, there they are!
1378
01:10:34,752 --> 01:10:36,232
Oh, my God!
1379
01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:39,322
- Come on!
- I'm coming!
1380
01:10:39,496 --> 01:10:42,281
- Hey! Cooper! We need a ride!
- I got you.
1381
01:10:42,455 --> 01:10:44,022
- Let's go!
- To the airport.
1382
01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:47,243
Got you, fools, I got you, G.
I got you.
1383
01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:49,332
Let's go, ladies.
You guys will fit.
1384
01:10:49,506 --> 01:10:52,335
Hey, no tips.
I'll accept a kiss.
1385
01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:53,858
Let's go. Come on!
1386
01:10:54,032 --> 01:10:55,729
- Amárrense! Here we go!
- Hit it!
1387
01:10:57,731 --> 01:11:00,168
Woo! I want
one of these bedroom.
1388
01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:02,214
Make 'em bounce. Make
'em bounce higher, homie.
1389
01:11:02,388 --> 01:11:04,216
Make 'em bounce.
1390
01:11:04,390 --> 01:11:05,957
This is really cool.
1391
01:11:06,131 --> 01:11:08,655
Holy crap!
1392
01:11:08,829 --> 01:11:10,222
I popped my tire, fool.
1393
01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:12,790
- Ay, what?
- My bad. Sorry.
1394
01:11:12,964 --> 01:11:14,226
- Now what?
- Sorry, guys.
1395
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:15,532
Sorry, man.
1396
01:11:15,706 --> 01:11:17,316
Yo!
1397
01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:18,883
Y'all need a ride?
1398
01:11:19,057 --> 01:11:21,189
Tell Javier yes!
1399
01:11:23,453 --> 01:11:25,605
Uh, take it back to the bottom
of the ocean where it belongs.
1400
01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:27,589
We'll go steal a car.
We'll meet you there, homie.
1401
01:11:29,502 --> 01:11:31,896
Your little homie
learned that in prison.
1402
01:11:50,567 --> 01:11:52,308
Gate?
1403
01:11:58,705 --> 01:12:01,229
- Oh, okay. Okay.
- Sorry!
1404
01:12:01,404 --> 01:12:04,232
Okay. Ay, mira,
I think it's over there.
1405
01:12:04,407 --> 01:12:05,625
Come on, let's go!
1406
01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:12,521
I have to stop
my son-in-law from getting...
1407
01:12:12,545 --> 01:12:14,242
Well, not yet,
but getting on the plane.
1408
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:16,332
I mean, he's my fiance.
I mean, not really.
1409
01:12:16,506 --> 01:12:18,527
It's not like he proposed to me.
I mean, he did propose,
1410
01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:20,529
- pero mi papá nunca told me.
- You have your boarding passes?
1411
01:12:20,553 --> 01:12:22,729
You can just
pat me down so I can go in.
1412
01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,644
I'll tell him all about it.
1413
01:12:24,818 --> 01:12:26,559
Carmela, no. Wait.
Ma'am, don't touch me.
1414
01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:28,605
Please, sir.
It is very important.
1415
01:12:28,779 --> 01:12:30,563
My son-in-law,
he cannot go on the plane.
1416
01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,377
- Mm-hmm.
- So, can you help us with that?
1417
01:12:32,522 --> 01:12:34,175
The family's
future is in danger.
1418
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,352
- Did she say dangerous?
- No, no, no, no.
1419
01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:40,094
You know, can you guys
please step aside?
1420
01:12:40,268 --> 01:12:42,228
Can you please... Please,
guys, step aside, ma'am.
1421
01:12:42,270 --> 01:12:44,185
Seriously, these gringos
are so inflexible.
1422
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,536
Please, ma'am!
Show some respect.
1423
01:12:46,710 --> 01:12:48,015
I'm just trying to do my job.
1424
01:12:48,189 --> 01:12:50,366
Oh, no, no, no.
1425
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:53,369
I was talking about the other gringos.
It's all good.
1426
01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:56,154
Wow, you are handsome!
1427
01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,899
- Ahí está. No! No!
- Wait, wait! Where are you going?
1428
01:13:02,073 --> 01:13:04,075
Hey, where are you going?!
Brotherin-law!
1429
01:13:05,772 --> 01:13:07,121
Oh!
1430
01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:08,819
Whoa.
1431
01:13:08,993 --> 01:13:10,492
- Damnit.
- Hey, man, I'm just trying to keep
1432
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:11,952
my future son-in-law
from leaving.
1433
01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:13,887
Can you please tell your dad
to stop doing that?
1434
01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:15,739
It's the second time.
1435
01:13:15,913 --> 01:13:17,978
I was center cornerback. East
LA had the Fighting Fails. Ow.
1436
01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:21,571
Does this mean I can have
Claudia's hand in marriage?
1437
01:13:21,745 --> 01:13:24,400
Think I'm getting
arrested for nothing?
1438
01:13:24,574 --> 01:13:26,967
Keep your hands
where I can see 'em!
1439
01:13:27,141 --> 01:13:29,579
- Baby...
- Aw.
1440
01:13:29,753 --> 01:13:32,146
Will you marry me?
1441
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,236
Yes... yes,
a million times, yes.
1442
01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:39,850
Ay, bueno, I'll put it on myself.
It's okay.
1443
01:13:40,024 --> 01:13:41,982
Oh, fool.
1444
01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:43,767
I'm sorry.
1445
01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:45,508
You've got nothin'
to be sorry about.
1446
01:13:45,682 --> 01:13:47,727
No, man, I should've been
myself from the beginning.
1447
01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:49,425
You know, I was such a poser.
1448
01:13:49,599 --> 01:13:50,904
I was pretending
to speak Spanish
1449
01:13:51,078 --> 01:13:53,820
and I ruined Christmas.
1450
01:13:53,994 --> 01:13:55,754
Are you kidding me, man?
You saved Christmas.
1451
01:13:55,866 --> 01:13:57,737
My daughter loves you.
1452
01:13:57,911 --> 01:13:59,522
You made my Christmas
the best ever.
1453
01:13:59,696 --> 01:14:01,349
Welcome to the family!
Merry Christmas.
1454
01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:05,852
Ay, pero where are you taking him?
E pa! Where are you taking him?!
1455
01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:07,636
Hey, you should see
what we do for New Years.
1456
01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:09,096
Hey, where y'all going?
1457
01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:10,465
I'ma go this way.
They got tamales,
1458
01:14:10,489 --> 01:14:12,230
so I'm gonna go eat.
I'm out.
1459
01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:13,642
- I'm gonna go with Leaf.
- I think his name is Leif.
1460
01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:14,946
- No, it's Leaf.
- No, it's Leif.
1461
01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:16,713
It doesn't matter, fool.
Let's go.
1462
01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:43,783
Leaf, right?
Is it Leaf or Leif?
1463
01:14:43,957 --> 01:14:46,830
Leaf, he's a swell guy.
1464
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:56,230
Yeah, yeah, a lot of people
will say Leaf when it's...
1465
01:14:56,404 --> 01:14:57,754
When it's Leif.
1466
01:14:57,928 --> 01:15:00,844
This family,
it's a taken a lot of,
1467
01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:02,367
ahem, a lot of correcting.
1468
01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:09,722
That makes a lot of sense.
1469
01:15:09,896 --> 01:15:14,118
They're... they're, um,
like best friends.
1470
01:15:14,292 --> 01:15:17,295
Whoa. Okay.
1471
01:15:17,469 --> 01:15:18,818
Look at him.
1472
01:15:18,992 --> 01:15:20,907
Thank you for being
such a good, um, friend.
1473
01:15:21,081 --> 01:15:24,432
I mean, his skin
is so perfect and...
1474
01:15:28,785 --> 01:15:31,396
That makes a lot of sense.
1475
01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,485
Does know Bennie
that we're here?
1476
01:15:33,659 --> 01:15:36,793
I just realized, Bennie's
house is pretty nice.
1477
01:15:39,273 --> 01:15:40,492
Ay...
1478
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:43,756
Did I leave the tag on?
1479
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:51,285
The only thing that matters
in this world for a couple
1480
01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:54,288
is performance, you know...
1481
01:15:54,462 --> 01:15:57,640
and that kid looks
like he can perform.
1482
01:15:57,814 --> 01:16:01,905
He's about, what, 5'6 ", 5'7"?
1483
01:16:02,079 --> 01:16:05,517
I don't really see much there, pero
hey, he must be a nice guy, right?
1484
01:16:11,044 --> 01:16:13,525
Maybe they have their babies.
1485
01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:16,875
Well...
1486
01:16:18,443 --> 01:16:19,879
Okay, wait a second.
1487
01:16:20,053 --> 01:16:23,143
- Maybe later?
- Yes, maybe later.
1488
01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:25,145
Babies... no, espérame.
1489
01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:28,018
Cut that out.
Cut that out.
1490
01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:33,371
- ¿Y tú?
- What?
1491
01:16:33,545 --> 01:16:35,591
- You wanna marry me?
- That's Bennie's mom's, dog.
1492
01:16:35,765 --> 01:16:37,917
- Put that back.
- You're never gonna get married, dog.
1493
01:16:37,941 --> 01:16:40,160
You know, maybe I should talk
to Leif about, like,
1494
01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:42,685
creating a video game with the
v atos, and maybe, you know,
1495
01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:45,533
we can incorporate the car and then...
and maybe they can make some money
1496
01:16:45,557 --> 01:16:48,386
and finally not be across
the street living in their car, right?
1497
01:16:55,393 --> 01:16:58,875
I was thinking a video game
based in East LA
1498
01:16:59,049 --> 01:17:00,964
would be ama... would sell.
And they...
1499
01:17:01,138 --> 01:17:02,966
Where they drive around
1500
01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:05,925
and maybe steal a car...
Each other's cars,
1501
01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:09,189
Put in, like, good music.
1502
01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:22,725
Tootsie doesn't see color,
1503
01:17:22,899 --> 01:17:25,423
doesn't see race,
1504
01:17:25,597 --> 01:17:28,818
doesn't see if they have
fur or no fur,
1505
01:17:28,992 --> 01:17:31,168
pero she is kind of blind.
1506
01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:41,657
I'ma show up to the wedding,
and I'ma...
1507
01:17:41,831 --> 01:17:43,635
- I'm gonna wedding crash it.
- You can't do that, my boy.
1508
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:45,767
You can't do that, my boy.
It's against the rules, my boy.
1509
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,639
- Yeah, you gotta respect love.
- You gotta respect...
1510
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,383
- Respeto, homie.
- All right, I'll respect.
1511
01:17:49,447 --> 01:17:53,016
You gotta get her
before they get there.
1512
01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:55,366
Does that make any sense?
To, like, the chapel.
1513
01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:57,542
Hey, hey, hey, hey...
1514
01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:08,553
Take a picture!
1515
01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:09,554
Let's take a
picture of... that's for you.
1516
01:18:09,728 --> 01:18:11,251
Photo, photo, photo.
1517
01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:13,689
- That's for us.
- Photo! Photo!
1518
01:18:15,473 --> 01:18:16,953
I guess I was wrong.
1519
01:18:18,215 --> 01:18:22,567
This was not the story about how the
gringo stole my dad's Christmas...
1520
01:18:22,741 --> 01:18:24,482
but how my gringuito
1521
01:18:24,656 --> 01:18:26,484
saved our Christmas.
1522
01:18:28,138 --> 01:18:29,313
Feliz Navidad a todos.
1523
01:18:29,487 --> 01:18:31,271
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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