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[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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- WOMAN: You ready. Here we go.
- MAN: Born ready. Come on.
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WOMAN: They're gonna be surprised.
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- MAN: Let's do it.
- WOMAN: Straighten your cane.
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BOTH: A five, six, seven, eight.
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["SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN" BY THE JACKSON 5 PLAYING]
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♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
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♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
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♪ You better watch out,
You better not cry ♪
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♪ You better not pout
I'm telling you why ♪
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♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
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♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
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[BOTH PANTING]
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Hey, kids. Kids, it's time
for the annual Christmas video.
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Uh, not right now, Mom.
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What are you talking about?
You used to love these.
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The key word being "used to."
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I think we're too old for that.
It's kind of embarrassing.
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How about you, buddy?
Come on. Wyatt, can you hear me?
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Grab your guitar.
Let's do this.
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You just made me die in the Dwarf Mines.
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How about joining us
in the physical world?
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Five minutes.
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I tried the physical realm...
I will take the digital realm.
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- Miles?
- Miles.
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- You with us, buddy?
- Miles.
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[MILES GIGGLING]
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- Pickles.
- Where is Pickles?
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- Oh God.
- Pickles.
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MAN: The tree is not your territory.
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Oh, honey, watch out. Your cane.
You're hooked. You're hooked.
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- [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [MAN GRUNTING]
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I'm okay.
We're okay.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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WOMAN: Hey, Bill, when did this family
give up on Christmas?
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New rule in this house.
No more tinsel.
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I mean, CC used to just love
making those holiday videos.
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I mean, this stuff just gets everywhere.
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And Wyatt was a natural performer.
He had moves like Jagger.
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How does so much pee
come out of that tiny, little dog?
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I worry that we're
all kind of disconnected.
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Sorry, did you ask me something?
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- Hmm. Sorry?
- What? Hmm.
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- It's fine.
- I can't hear-- What?
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- No. No.
- Oh.
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- Okay.
- BOTH: Good night.
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[ON RADIO]MAN: Good morning, Los Angeles.
Only three days till Christmas,
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and another hot holiday season
here in the Southland.
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Don't forget us, Santa Claus.
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Seventy-six degrees,
and the mercury is rising.
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Speaking of Mercury,
make sure to look at the sky tonight
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for a once-in-a-lifetime
planetary alignment.
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And of course, keep listening to 99.3 KMCG
to catch the Christmas spirit.
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WOMAN: Okay. Really good ideas, team.
But don't do anything without me.
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I'll get after it when I get in.
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CC!
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Oh my goodness.
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Do you think it's good for you
to live like this?
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Mom, I'm trying to get ready for my game.
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I don't need a clean-room lecture.
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It all ties together.
A disorganized room means a--
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A disorganized mind.
Yes, I know.
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It affects everything,
including your soccer.
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More importantly, your grades.
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If I hope to play for the national team,
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I need to focus on practice,
not cleaning my room.
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Heads up.
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[GRUNTING]
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You're not supposed to use your hands.
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In the kitchen, 12 minutes.
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Hey, Bill?
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["MOVES LIKE JAGGER" BY MAROON 5
PLAYING ON RADIO]
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♪ You shoot for the stars ♪
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♪ If it feels right
And in for my heart... ♪
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- Bill. You okay?
- Yes. Yes.
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I'm hanging out. You know how much
the baby loves the Camaro.
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- Oh, the baby.
- Where's Mommy?
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You driving it to work now that it's done?
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- Show it off?
- You kidding me?
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You put this much time into a car,
you don't drive it.
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I mean, you barely even touch it.
You just bask in its power and beauty.
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When you're done basking,
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can you make sure Wyatt is up and dressed
and in the kitchen ready for the meeting?
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[SOFT MELODY PLAYING]
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Spock, your work was impeccable as always.
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But I figured out why that lens
you fabricated isn't refracting properly.
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You forgot to square the C.
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Your work is exquisite.
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No, my 1999 PSA-graded 10
holo Charizard is exquisite.
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I am envious of that card indeed.
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Wyatt, family meeting downstairs.
Let's go!
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Who's this?
Are these your smart friends?
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The algebros?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Guys, I gotta go. Spock, tell Elon
he owes me another one.
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So I was just thinking,
maybe after school today, we can hang out.
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I can teach you how to drive.
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Gasoline engines are an abuse of science.
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And you know this.
I'm too scared to drive.
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I'm also in the middle
of a lot of prep for my Yale interview.
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I really can't slack off.
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Totally get it.
Totally get it.
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Can you, uh,
can you help me with this problem?
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- I'm kidding. You can't help me.
- No, I can't.
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Okay, I'm calling this meeting to order.
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We have a major few days ahead of us.
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- CC, do I have your attention?
- Yeah, I'm looking for my homework.
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WOMAN: Looking for it
like a completed assignment,
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or like school starts in 20 minutes,
and you need to get started?
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That'll be option B, Mom.
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When do you find out
if you got into college early?
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I would really love to help you pack.
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I detect sarcasm, which is universally
regarded as the lowest form of humor.
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Let's, uh, move this along. You know
if we talk too much, he just clenches up.
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Right. Tomorrow is a big, big day
for the Walkers.
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We have Wyatt's Yale interview,
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CC's championship soccer game.
I have my huge presentation at work--
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Don't forget about the Planetarium
today after school.
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I was getting to that.
We're going to Wyatt's thing.
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I have band practice.
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Dad or Alive is playing
at the school holiday party.
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This could be my second chance.
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I really don't wanna go
to Wyatt's boring thing.
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It's a quintuple planetary alignment.
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It's a galactic confluence
of the highest order of magnitude.
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It's my interstellar white whale.
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Okay, seriously, who's his real father?
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WOMAN: Look, you guys might not care
about Christmas, but I do.
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So we are all going
to the Planetarium this afternoon.
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I have a cute holiday sweater.
I want a picture.
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We are gonna make a happy memory
as a family.
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Can this meeting be adjourned?
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Meeting adjourned.
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[PUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Ava!
- CC!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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ALL: Go, CC! Go, CC! Go, CC!
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BOY: Yo, hold on.
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Yo.
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- Yo, put your hands on the moneymaker.
- Hey, I got it!
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- I'm a Spartan! Ah!
- Where the hell is he?
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- I promise you--
- I am Hunter Drew!
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I'm the Spartan!
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[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ALL CHEERING]
Go, CC! Go, CC! Go, CC!
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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♪ And I would do anything for love ♪
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♪ I'd run right into hell and back ♪
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♪ I would do anything for love... ♪
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- Whoa. Walker.
- [RECORD SCRATCHES]
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You're standing in the hallway
and staring at Ariana?
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Yo, Ariana!
Dude, this kid's starting to cream!
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I'm sorry.
I promise--
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[WYATT SCREAMING]
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING, CHEERING]
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You just got obliterated, son!
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- [GASPING]
- [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUFFLED]
You're a loser, Walker.
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BILL: One, two, three.
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[DISCORDANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay.
Okay.
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Uh, you-- Uh,
cut, cut for a second.
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Um, there's tension.
Do you feel the tension in this room?
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We gotta be loose.
Toss your music. Toss your sheet music.
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Get rid of it.
Emma, why are you raising your hand?
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Embrace the anarchy. Just call it out.
What do you got?
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How do we play the song
without sheet music?
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How did Luke Skywalker blow up
the Death Star without his computer?
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I don't know what that means.
I was born in 2008.
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Okay. Um...
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Baxter?
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- He used the Force.
- BILL: Yes!
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What's the Force?
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The Force is this enigmatic energy
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that's inside all of us, and it's good.
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Guys, you're in a band.
You're not individual players.
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You guys are a thing.
You're one thing.
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So get out of your heads
and get into everyone's heart.
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You, walk a mile in her shoes.
Walk a mile in his shoes.
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Everybody, just try to feel
what it means to be a collective.
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Now, come on. Let's give Jack White
the honor he deserves.
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Go.
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- [BILL HUMMING]
- [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Drums, please.
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Yeah.
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Melody, strings.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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Woodwinds.
Bring it up. Let's go.
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Who's feeling it?
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Oh, boy.
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Cymbals, get ready. Cymbals.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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Did you feel that?
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What-- That--
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Something's going on.
I gotta take just a second.
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McCracken, you're in charge.
Uh, run through "Jingle Bells."
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I'll be right back.
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Guys, what's up with the emergency
Dad or Alive meeting?
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Do not tell me, Lake, that you sprained
your whammy wrist again.
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No, we heard from a little TV show
called So You Think You Can Rock?
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- What?
- We got the audition! Yeah!
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Guys, do not mess with me.
I'm super fragile right now.
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There's a TV crew coming here
to the school dance on Friday
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for a live broadcast.
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Dad or Alive is about to be famous!
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What?
This is insane!
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- It's incredible. Come on!
- Yes!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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["SHOOP" BY SALT N PEPA PLAYING]
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♪ You're packed and you're stacked
'Specially in the back ♪
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♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother
For a butt like that ♪
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♪ Or a shotgun, bang
What's up with that thang ♪
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♪ I wanna know, how does it hang?
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"Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said, you're a sexy mother--"
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You'll have to work harder to stump me
on iconic ladies of the '90s, Gus, Gus.
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You're so good.
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- All your faves.
- Thanks.
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Would they be holiday cookies
without M&M's?
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Please.
Give me some credit.
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- Ah. There she is. Good morning, Kara.
- Good morning.
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Triple-shot juggernaut.
Remixed just the way you like it.
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- Oat milk?
- Oh, yeah.
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- [GIGGLING] Thank you.
- We learned.
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Do you believe this, boss?
My son's snake bit me.
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That's what I get
for trusting the pet store.
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They told me it was harmless.
Turns out to be a water moccasin.
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[SIGHING] I'm so afraid
it's gonna ruin the pitch.
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No, not at all.
I mean, you can barely even see it.
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No one will notice.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Merry Christmas.
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Is that who I think it is?
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- [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [GROWLING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
237
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,850
- Are you ready for the pitch?
- I am now, Glen.
238
00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:29,475
- These are for you. Your favorites.
- Thank you so much.
239
00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,100
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
240
00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:33,809
So The Molson Group called
to confirm tomorrow's pitch,
241
00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:36,684
and Mr. Hanes wants to set a meeting
with you and the partners,
242
00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:39,767
his words, "after we close this deal."
243
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:41,975
You're about to become
the first female partner
244
00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:43,309
in the history of this firm.
245
00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,934
- If I close Molson.
- Oh, you will.
246
00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:48,642
Well, not if Steve snakes it out
from under me.
247
00:11:48,725 --> 00:11:50,059
- Hey, Steve.
- Jess.
248
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:53,434
Wow, I love your haircut.
It, it kinda makes your nose look smaller.
249
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:55,517
Did you review the pitch document
I sent you?
250
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,684
Oh, yes, yes, I did. And I gotta say,
I love reviewing your work.
251
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,892
It just makes me feel more intelligent.
252
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,600
Any notes?
253
00:12:03,684 --> 00:12:04,684
No.
254
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:08,267
Let's knock 'em dead
in there tomorrow. All right?
255
00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:09,725
- Yes.
- You two thoroughbreds?
256
00:12:09,809 --> 00:12:13,017
And, by the way, you close the deal,
somebody's making partner.
257
00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:14,434
Partner.
258
00:12:14,517 --> 00:12:15,434
[STEVE SIGHING]
259
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,434
Good luck.
260
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,892
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
261
00:12:19,017 --> 00:12:20,017
Oh, you wish.
262
00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:22,600
Just know, your team is here to help.
263
00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:25,350
Oh, you guys are the best.
I think I've got it under control.
264
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,600
I know, I know.
You like to do everything yourself.
265
00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:28,767
Yeah.
266
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:32,100
You're so sweet, but ultimately,
it is my responsibility.
267
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,600
- Aye, aye, captain.
- Yeah.
268
00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:34,684
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
269
00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:38,392
There we go, CC.
Take it down the field.
270
00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:40,850
Oh my God.
271
00:12:43,975 --> 00:12:46,684
Literally the best soccer player
I have ever seen.
272
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,767
No offense.
273
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,642
Yes!
274
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,267
Hey, Walker.
275
00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:02,100
The War of 1812 called.
It wants its cannon back.
276
00:13:02,184 --> 00:13:04,225
- Thanks, Coach.
- That is a foot!
277
00:13:04,309 --> 00:13:05,475
[CC CHUCKLING]
278
00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,059
Do I have a surprise for you.
279
00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:11,559
A scout for the national team
is comin' to the game tomorrow.
280
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,267
Are you serious?
281
00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:15,725
Your mom won't be happy,
'cause you'd have to leave home,
282
00:13:15,809 --> 00:13:18,850
but this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
283
00:13:18,934 --> 00:13:22,642
You play a flawless game and we win,
you got nothin' to worry about.
284
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:24,642
So do that.
285
00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:26,517
Don't do what I did when I had my shot
286
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,350
and thought about
everything that could go wrong.
287
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,392
Could mean the difference
between, uh, international athletic glory
288
00:13:32,475 --> 00:13:36,184
and coaching high school soccer
and teaching science.
289
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,267
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
290
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,392
So just be yourself tomorrow.
291
00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:42,350
- All right?
- Okay.
292
00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,975
- And everything will be fine.
- Everything will be fine.
293
00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:47,642
All right.
I'm proud of you. You got this.
294
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:49,350
[SIGHING]
295
00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:51,850
National team?
C, this is freakin' huge.
296
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,517
Ava, it's time to go.
297
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,100
Mommy's late for her
microdermabrasion appointment.
298
00:13:56,184 --> 00:13:58,892
Okay, Mom. What do you think
your mom will say about this?
299
00:13:58,975 --> 00:13:59,975
She'll say, um...
300
00:14:00,725 --> 00:14:04,100
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE] "I am Jess Walker.
Definitely a human and not a robot."
301
00:14:04,184 --> 00:14:07,184
"It is mathematically more favorable
to give up on your dreams
302
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:10,267
in favor of a boring life
identical to mine."
303
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,017
CC-Bear. Hi, honey.
It's time to hit the road.
304
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,642
The planets wait for no one.
305
00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:17,559
Well...
306
00:14:20,684 --> 00:14:21,892
[MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
307
00:14:21,975 --> 00:14:25,850
Hello. I am Angelica,
and I have come to town.
308
00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:29,600
I have just what you need for Christmas.
309
00:14:29,684 --> 00:14:30,559
JESS: CC, please.
310
00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:34,517
ANGELICA: Get a reading
during the planetary alignment.
311
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,809
It will be magic.
312
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:39,642
Ah. This family looks like it could use
a little Christmas magic.
313
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:41,809
She says this to every family.
We should go.
314
00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:43,868
- Thank you so much.
- ANGELICA: Stressed out mama.
315
00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:47,475
- I bet you work too hard.
- How does she know that, Mom?
316
00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:50,350
Because if she said Dad worked too hard,
it would be sexist.
317
00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:52,767
It's not magic.
It's performative liberalism.
318
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,434
We are on borrowed time with this baby.
We need to go.
319
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:57,975
- We're just here for the alignment thing.
- ANGELICA: Okay.
320
00:14:58,059 --> 00:15:01,100
Just remember to open your hearts
321
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:03,767
and view things
through the lens of one another.
322
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:07,309
- Yeah.
- That'll give you the very thing you need.
323
00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:10,184
- Okay, thanks.
- Bye.
324
00:15:10,725 --> 00:15:11,725
Come on.
325
00:15:13,225 --> 00:15:14,642
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
326
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:23,267
Oh, we're gonna grab a snack.
See you in the telescope room.
327
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,934
- [WYATT GRUNTS]
- BILL: Wyatt, why are you trippin'?
328
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:33,309
- Wow.
- Come on, let me buy you ice cream.
329
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:36,559
Buy me some ice cream?
Well, you know I struggle with dairy.
330
00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:38,892
- That's because you hold it in, Mom.
- Well...
331
00:15:38,975 --> 00:15:40,892
You just gotta let it rip.
Everybody farts.
332
00:15:40,975 --> 00:15:43,517
- I don't.
- Why would you torture yourself?
333
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,892
Just eat some ice cream
and live in your body.
334
00:15:46,975 --> 00:15:47,975
Yeah.
335
00:15:48,475 --> 00:15:51,100
Hey, why are you being so nice to me?
336
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:56,059
Can't a daughter buy her mother
some ice cream without raising suspicion?
337
00:15:56,684 --> 00:15:58,309
[CHUCKLING]
Not really, no.
338
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600
[CC SIGHING]
339
00:16:03,225 --> 00:16:08,809
There's a scout from the national team
coming to the game tomorrow,
340
00:16:08,892 --> 00:16:12,725
and Coach thinks I have
a pretty good shot of making it.
341
00:16:14,225 --> 00:16:16,517
Wow. Congratulations.
342
00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:22,059
But if I made it,
I would have to leave home next year.
343
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:25,850
What about college?
344
00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:26,934
[SIGHING]
345
00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:30,309
CC, I know how much soccer means to you.
346
00:16:30,392 --> 00:16:31,809
- Do you?
- Trust me, I know.
347
00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:34,100
I wasn't much older than you.
I was Junior Olympics.
348
00:16:34,184 --> 00:16:35,725
I know, Mom.
And I'm really sorry
349
00:16:35,809 --> 00:16:38,350
you had to give up your career
'cause you hurt your shoulder,
350
00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:40,809
but this is completely different.
351
00:16:40,892 --> 00:16:43,809
It's not.
I had to start completely from scratch.
352
00:16:43,892 --> 00:16:45,809
I'm just trying to protect you from that.
353
00:16:45,892 --> 00:16:48,809
- If you just applied yourself--
- I hate when you say apply myself.
354
00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:50,309
Mom, we are different people.
355
00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:53,559
You literally just want me to be you.
It's suffocating.
356
00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:55,142
CC.
357
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,017
BILL: Big Yale interview tomorrow.
You nervous?
358
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,350
Very, very nervous.
359
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,850
I'm afraid it might trigger
my glossophobia.
360
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:04,684
Oh, buddy, I didn't know
you were scared of shiny things.
361
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:07,017
It's the fear of public speaking, Dad.
362
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:08,809
Right.
Right.
363
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:12,059
Well-- Um, hey, you know what?
364
00:17:12,142 --> 00:17:15,559
Just pretend like
it's our family holiday Christmas video.
365
00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:18,892
When you're with the family, you don't get
so afraid. You used to crush those.
366
00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:22,350
There's a fearless performer in there.
I know it. Right?
367
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,184
But it does beg the question...
368
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,600
You sure you're ready for college?
369
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:33,684
Right? I mean, you're just a freshman.
You still got a lot of living to do.
370
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:36,809
All I know is I would do anything
to be in your shoes right now.
371
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:39,017
Maybe it's why you chose a career
372
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,392
that brings you back
to the source of your fond memories.
373
00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:42,475
[PICKLE MOANING]
374
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,100
Whoa.
375
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,392
[IMITATING BOMB]
376
00:17:46,475 --> 00:17:47,475
JESS: Excuse me.
377
00:17:49,142 --> 00:17:50,642
[SIGHING]
Well, this was fun.
378
00:17:50,725 --> 00:17:52,225
Mom thinks I have an easy life,
379
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:54,517
but she has no idea
what it's like to be me.
380
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,934
Yeah, I can relate.
381
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:57,892
Dad expects me to have the same jocular,
382
00:17:57,975 --> 00:18:00,059
devil-may-care
high school experience that he did,
383
00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:02,142
but the problem is I'm not him.
384
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:07,100
What did we do so wrong as parents
that our two teenagers wanna leave home?
385
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:09,309
Bill, this could be
our last Christmas together.
386
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,267
The alignment's about to start.
Come on.
387
00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:13,350
WOMAN: Next group, please.
388
00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:15,100
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
389
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:18,309
WYATT: Whoa.
390
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:20,809
Take Pickles.
391
00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:23,517
WOMAN: Watch your step.
392
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,600
- Exit to the left.
- BILL: Okay.
393
00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:28,225
This sucks.
I really didn't wanna come to this today.
394
00:18:28,309 --> 00:18:30,392
This is actually not about you.
395
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:33,475
- This is about the family.
- WYATT: My white whale. It's incredible.
396
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:35,225
Wyatt, I really would appreciate--
397
00:18:35,309 --> 00:18:38,267
...don't care, but it means a lot
to your brother, and we're a family.
398
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,017
It's never what we wanna do--
399
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,600
Not a care in the world.
You get up, have a little Gatorade--
400
00:18:42,684 --> 00:18:43,934
I wish you could be me.
401
00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:47,475
I'd love for you to be me for one day.
You wouldn't make it through lunch.
402
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,392
You don't know how much effort I put in.
403
00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:50,809
I gotta think about my job.
404
00:18:50,892 --> 00:18:53,434
I would love for you
to know what it's like to be me.
405
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,475
- Believe it or not, I was young once.
- Like 10,000 years ago?
406
00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:57,684
Honestly, I wanna be you.
407
00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:00,600
I'd kill to eat a dozen doughnuts
and have it burn right off.
408
00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:03,017
What I wanna do is take a picture.
I wanna take a picture.
409
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,285
- Yeah, okay.
- Great, picture.
410
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,309
Okay.
411
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,934
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
412
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,434
- What?
- Would you take a picture of my family?
413
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,142
Oh, it would be my pleasure.
414
00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:13,684
- CC, deliver this with a smile...
- Better not post this.
415
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:16,392
- ...to the nice lady.
- I'd rather drink my own vomit.
416
00:19:16,475 --> 00:19:18,934
Thank you.
So you just follow what I ask.
417
00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:21,600
Go up like that.
Don't be naughty. Up. Up.
418
00:19:21,684 --> 00:19:24,850
You go to the right.
You go to the left. Good. Good.
419
00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:27,850
Okay, Papa, suck it in.
Your tummy is, you know, it's--
420
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,850
- Put the doggy in front of it.
- Okay.
421
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:35,017
All right,
everybody say, "Merry Christmas."
422
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,309
ALL: Merry Christmas.
423
00:19:38,017 --> 00:19:39,434
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
424
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:51,517
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
425
00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:54,017
[ALL SCREAMING]
426
00:19:56,725 --> 00:19:57,767
WYATT: Mom!
427
00:19:59,725 --> 00:20:01,184
JESS: Miles!
428
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,600
Watch out!
429
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,142
[SOFT MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
430
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,184
That was crazy.
431
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:19,975
- BILL: Walkers, everybody okay?
- Did we just break the telescope?
432
00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:21,392
CC: Mom, are you kidding me?
433
00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:23,559
- JESS: You okay, CC?
- CC: This is so embarrassing.
434
00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:26,517
- Everybody, is everyone okay?
- Mom, this is so embarrassing.
435
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,975
BILL: Let's get out of here.
436
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:35,725
[ELECTRICITY SURGING]
437
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:42,475
[TREES RUSTLING]
438
00:20:49,392 --> 00:20:50,934
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
439
00:20:52,309 --> 00:20:53,392
[JESS SNORING]
440
00:20:53,475 --> 00:20:54,517
[PICKLES BARKING]
441
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,600
Wyatt.
442
00:20:57,725 --> 00:20:58,767
Pickles.
443
00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:02,892
Pickles, be qu--
444
00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:06,559
[GROANING]
445
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,975
[GASPING]
446
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:12,017
[PANTING]
447
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,100
- How'd you get past my security system?
- What?
448
00:21:19,184 --> 00:21:21,392
- What are you doing in my bed?
- You're in my bed.
449
00:21:22,892 --> 00:21:23,892
Wait.
450
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,100
- Why am I in your bed, Dad?
- Why am I in your bed, Mom?
451
00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:32,684
- Why are you calling me Mom?
- Why'd you call me Dad?
452
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:34,434
- Because you're Mom.
- You're Dad.
453
00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:37,350
- Stop calling me Dad. I'm not Dad.
- Stop calling me Mom. I'm not Mom.
454
00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:39,350
No, I'm not Mom!
455
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:41,309
What is all that yelling?
456
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:44,809
Bill? Bill, will you please tell--
457
00:21:44,892 --> 00:21:45,892
[GRUNTING]
458
00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:49,559
- [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [GASPING]
459
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,934
[GROANING]
460
00:21:54,017 --> 00:21:56,267
CC, I told you to clean up the balls.
461
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:13,184
Either the multiverse is real,
462
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,809
and we have passed through
a sub-branching membrane
463
00:22:15,892 --> 00:22:19,017
of an Einstein-Rosen bridge
into a parallel reality...
464
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:21,642
- You don't sound like Dad, Dad.
- ...or we've fallen asleep.
465
00:22:21,725 --> 00:22:24,767
[LAUGHING] And this is just a dream,
and we have to wake up.
466
00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:26,017
Slap me.
467
00:22:27,184 --> 00:22:29,642
- Sure.
- Father Christmas!
468
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,100
- Whoa.
- Very sorry, Dad.
469
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:32,975
[GASPING]
470
00:22:33,059 --> 00:22:34,684
- What is happening?
- That's me.
471
00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:37,517
CC?
472
00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:39,475
Mom?
473
00:22:41,225 --> 00:22:43,434
- What?
- Mi familia.
474
00:22:44,059 --> 00:22:47,350
What a night. I know I'm getting old
when I drink one glass of vino
475
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,184
and I wake up in Wy-Guy's beddy-bye.
476
00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:53,225
Something's not right.
477
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:56,559
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
478
00:22:58,184 --> 00:22:59,350
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
479
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:02,684
CC?
480
00:23:04,309 --> 00:23:05,309
Mom?
481
00:23:05,892 --> 00:23:06,892
Wyatt?
482
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,600
Dad?
483
00:23:09,975 --> 00:23:11,100
[ALL SCREAMING]
484
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,059
- WYATT: CC, any luck?
- No.
485
00:23:16,142 --> 00:23:18,392
This is a completely unique
and original situation
486
00:23:18,475 --> 00:23:20,225
that has literally never happened before.
487
00:23:20,309 --> 00:23:22,684
Right? I mean,
no kid has ever just woken up big.
488
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:26,225
- Yeah, it's so freaky.
- You're telling me. I'm 17 again.
489
00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:27,392
I'm 13 going on 30.
490
00:23:27,475 --> 00:23:29,642
We can agree
that we can't go out like this.
491
00:23:29,725 --> 00:23:32,725
So I say we just go upstairs,
listen to Nirvana, and chill. All right?
492
00:23:32,809 --> 00:23:35,184
Oh no,
I have my Molson pitch this morning.
493
00:23:35,767 --> 00:23:38,684
If I'm not there,
I can kiss my partnership goodbye.
494
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:41,684
Oh, my Yale interview.
495
00:23:41,767 --> 00:23:44,434
Oh, and I have Dad or Alive practice.
I can't miss that.
496
00:23:44,517 --> 00:23:46,350
You are not playing my game.
497
00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:48,392
And I am not playing like this.
498
00:23:48,475 --> 00:23:50,475
Well... Oh my God.
499
00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:52,934
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
500
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,475
Hey, remember when the planets lined up?
501
00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:58,934
There was a crazy flash.
That's gotta be it. Right?
502
00:23:59,017 --> 00:24:01,017
And then when we were looking at it--
503
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,517
You said, "You have no idea
how hard my life is."
504
00:24:04,017 --> 00:24:05,975
"I'd love to be you."
505
00:24:06,725 --> 00:24:07,767
[GASPING]
506
00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:08,850
And then you said...
507
00:24:08,934 --> 00:24:10,809
"You'll never know
what it's like to be me."
508
00:24:10,892 --> 00:24:13,600
CC: We've gotta get to the telescope
so we can switch back.
509
00:24:13,684 --> 00:24:15,100
Uh, what's wrong with Pickles?
510
00:24:15,184 --> 00:24:16,934
[MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
511
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,600
[PICKLES GROWLING]
512
00:24:21,225 --> 00:24:22,475
What's going on with Miles?
513
00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:25,392
[MILES PANTING]
514
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,100
Miles is Pickles.
515
00:24:27,725 --> 00:24:28,809
Pickles is Miles.
516
00:24:29,392 --> 00:24:30,225
Go!
517
00:24:30,309 --> 00:24:31,309
BILL: Pickles!
518
00:24:32,725 --> 00:24:33,767
JESS: Oh, Pickles.
519
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:36,934
[BILL GASPING]
520
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,225
Miles!
521
00:24:38,309 --> 00:24:39,642
Go.
Go.
522
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,517
["CARMINA BURANA: FORTUNA IMPERATRIX MUNDI" PLAYING]
523
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:02,559
I think I just peed.
524
00:25:02,642 --> 00:25:05,309
One of the many joys of childbirth.
Thank yourself for that.
525
00:25:05,392 --> 00:25:07,725
Wow, I feel like Spider-Man!
526
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:09,975
[CHUCKLING]
527
00:25:10,017 --> 00:25:12,434
- Where's Wyatt?
- Cramps! Cramps!
528
00:25:12,517 --> 00:25:14,434
[MOANING, GROANING]
529
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,600
I think I tore a quadi.
I tore both quadis.
530
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:19,517
[MOANING]
531
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,934
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
532
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,767
Pickles!
Come back!
533
00:25:27,684 --> 00:25:28,600
Miles!
534
00:25:28,684 --> 00:25:29,684
Pickles, no!
535
00:25:31,309 --> 00:25:32,517
Whoa!
536
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,350
CC: Oh my God.
Thank you, Rolf. Thank you so much.
537
00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:38,642
Oh, you are such a considerate neighbor.
538
00:25:38,725 --> 00:25:40,975
Thank you for saving my baby--
I mean, my dog.
539
00:25:41,059 --> 00:25:44,600
Give me this.
Give me my child. Give--
540
00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:46,267
No.
541
00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:47,975
- Let go.
- Okay.
542
00:25:48,059 --> 00:25:49,392
Oh my goodness.
Thank you.
543
00:25:49,475 --> 00:25:51,059
Perhaps a leash and a bath?
544
00:25:51,142 --> 00:25:52,600
CC: Oh, my third-born child.
545
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:55,184
- What would I do--
- He's a special dog.
546
00:25:55,892 --> 00:25:57,517
- Just--
- Are you in there?
547
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:02,100
If it would ever please you,
I would love to train your dog.
548
00:26:02,184 --> 00:26:06,059
The dog needs the alpha energy, which, um...
549
00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:09,850
Bill does not possess.
550
00:26:09,934 --> 00:26:11,642
- What?
- Discipline.
551
00:26:12,225 --> 00:26:13,225
[DOG GRUNTING]
552
00:26:13,850 --> 00:26:14,850
Chaos.
553
00:26:15,309 --> 00:26:17,517
- Okay. Thank you, Rolf. Noted.
- Right.
554
00:26:18,142 --> 00:26:19,059
- Thank you.
- Good day.
555
00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:22,725
Have a wonderful day, Walkers.
And a leash and a bath.
556
00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:26,809
Oh, I literally have no pores.
557
00:26:26,892 --> 00:26:28,392
JESS: Ow, Mom.
558
00:26:29,350 --> 00:26:31,100
It hurts to be you.
559
00:26:31,184 --> 00:26:33,642
Whoa. Mom, check out your biscuit.
560
00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:36,475
Who knew you were such a big booty Judy?
561
00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:37,475
CC...
562
00:26:37,559 --> 00:26:39,017
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
563
00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:41,892
CC Walker, you have a tattoo!
564
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,684
JESS: At least it's a cute little owl, right?
565
00:26:53,559 --> 00:26:55,725
But this, we gotta cover that up.
566
00:26:55,809 --> 00:26:58,392
All over the face. Don't miss a spot.
Just like that.
567
00:26:59,309 --> 00:27:00,184
Okay.
568
00:27:00,267 --> 00:27:02,684
- Is that--
- Yeah, Wyatt, It's fine.
569
00:27:02,767 --> 00:27:04,350
- You're perfect.
- Why am I so itchy?
570
00:27:04,434 --> 00:27:06,392
I'm like-- All over my bod-- What is--
571
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,600
[WYATT GRUNTING]
572
00:27:09,392 --> 00:27:11,892
Oh, Dad, your nipples are so hairy!
573
00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:13,600
Oh, stop.
What are you--
574
00:27:13,684 --> 00:27:16,225
No high school girl's
ever gonna date this.
575
00:27:17,184 --> 00:27:18,309
[SIGHING]
Barf.
576
00:27:21,142 --> 00:27:22,725
- Oh, absolutely not, CC.
- No. No.
577
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,809
You cannot wear that to school.
I will die.
578
00:27:24,892 --> 00:27:27,392
- You think you're wearing that?
- You look like a doll.
579
00:27:27,475 --> 00:27:30,350
- Are those your father's gym shorts? No.
- Is this Nancy Pelosi?
580
00:27:30,434 --> 00:27:32,600
- You have paint on your jacket.
- You're an artist.
581
00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,725
- You should be able to dress like one.
- No.
582
00:27:34,809 --> 00:27:37,725
I can't hope to be made partner
looking like a teenybopper.
583
00:27:37,809 --> 00:27:40,100
You gotta bow down to the patriarchy,
don't you?
584
00:27:40,184 --> 00:27:43,475
- Just dress for the male gaze.
- Oh, you and your ideals.
585
00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:45,767
Let me tell you something.
Ideals don't pay the bills.
586
00:27:46,434 --> 00:27:48,642
- Did you pluck my eyebrows?
- No.
587
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,100
Yes.
588
00:27:51,142 --> 00:27:53,642
Look, I think we can both agree
589
00:27:53,725 --> 00:27:55,684
we don't wanna ruin
each other's lives today.
590
00:27:55,767 --> 00:27:57,017
Good luck with that, Mom.
591
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,517
When you get home,
you can change into whatever this is,
592
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,892
but please, not for my pitch.
593
00:28:00,975 --> 00:28:02,184
You cannot wear this.
594
00:28:02,809 --> 00:28:04,767
- All right, deal.
- Okay? Deal.
595
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,350
But can you un-Martha Stewart
the zing zang because--
596
00:28:07,434 --> 00:28:08,434
Don't give me that.
597
00:28:08,475 --> 00:28:09,892
CC: All right, Walkers,
598
00:28:09,975 --> 00:28:12,934
let's get to the telescope
and wish this back to normal.
599
00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:17,809
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna drive.
600
00:28:17,892 --> 00:28:20,309
No, you will not.
You look like you're six.
601
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:22,559
What are we gonna do?
602
00:28:23,184 --> 00:28:24,225
[ALL SIGHING]
603
00:28:24,975 --> 00:28:25,975
[PICKLES GROWLING]
604
00:28:27,225 --> 00:28:28,225
Uh, what?
605
00:28:29,225 --> 00:28:31,309
["CHRISTMAS WRAPPING"
BY THE WAITRESSES PLAYING]
606
00:28:31,392 --> 00:28:33,350
♪ 'Cause I bundled up too tight ♪
607
00:28:33,434 --> 00:28:35,392
♪ Last minute have-to-dos ♪
608
00:28:35,475 --> 00:28:39,434
♪ A few cards, a few calls
Because it's RSVP ♪
609
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:41,684
♪ No, thanks, no party lights ♪
610
00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:43,767
♪ It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax ♪
611
00:28:43,850 --> 00:28:45,809
♪ Turn down all of my invites ♪
612
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,892
♪ Merry Christmas, merry Christmas... ♪
613
00:28:47,975 --> 00:28:50,725
Whoa. Whoa. I'm sorry,
but the exhibit's closed.
614
00:28:50,809 --> 00:28:53,642
Some clumsy family came in
and knocked over the telescope.
615
00:28:53,725 --> 00:28:55,059
And you know they was white.
616
00:28:55,142 --> 00:28:56,902
Black people
don't create problems like this.
617
00:28:56,975 --> 00:28:58,975
You can fix all this, right?
618
00:28:59,059 --> 00:29:01,767
Can we fix it? Doesn't it say
maintenance on my shirt?
619
00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:03,100
Okay. How long will it take?
620
00:29:03,559 --> 00:29:05,517
Well, about four or five hours of work.
621
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,975
- Okay.
- Yes. Okay.
622
00:29:07,059 --> 00:29:08,892
I'd say a week.
Week and a half.
623
00:29:09,517 --> 00:29:10,559
[BILL MUMBLING]
624
00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:14,267
- Does that--
- Guys, I got it. All right? Don't worry.
625
00:29:15,392 --> 00:29:18,350
Sir, if you could have this
up and running for me by tonight,
626
00:29:18,434 --> 00:29:19,975
I'll make it worth your while.
627
00:29:20,642 --> 00:29:22,809
How much cheddar we talking about,
lil' player?
628
00:29:25,142 --> 00:29:28,600
- One second. You guys got any cheddar?
- I don't have any cheese.
629
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:29,934
- No.
- Cheese?
630
00:29:30,017 --> 00:29:31,225
No, it's slang, honey.
631
00:29:32,559 --> 00:29:33,559
Do you take Zelle?
632
00:29:34,309 --> 00:29:35,475
- Zelle?
- Do I take--
633
00:29:35,559 --> 00:29:37,809
- Hell yeah, I take Zelle.
- Yeah? Oh, great.
634
00:29:37,892 --> 00:29:41,517
We'll have it up and running tonight.
We will not rest until it's done.
635
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,684
Let's get some lunch.
636
00:29:44,017 --> 00:29:45,725
- Amazing.
- Okay.
637
00:29:46,309 --> 00:29:47,642
CC: Thanks for your help, Rolf.
638
00:29:47,725 --> 00:29:50,100
This family just has a really
challenging day ahead.
639
00:29:50,184 --> 00:29:51,392
Nothing to worry about.
640
00:29:51,475 --> 00:29:54,267
Your puppy and your baby
are in very capable hands.
641
00:29:55,767 --> 00:29:58,475
Rolf, have you ever been
around a baby before?
642
00:29:58,559 --> 00:30:01,142
Yes, of course I have.
I was a baby myself once.
643
00:30:01,225 --> 00:30:02,767
Okay, off you go, boys.
644
00:30:06,267 --> 00:30:07,475
[MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
645
00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:12,517
[ROLF GASPING]
646
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,684
As you can see, I have already placed
the baby down for a nap.
647
00:30:16,767 --> 00:30:18,184
Auf Wiedersehen. Tschüssi.
648
00:30:21,559 --> 00:30:23,600
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
649
00:30:26,267 --> 00:30:27,267
Okay.
650
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,600
[CC SIGHING]
651
00:30:33,267 --> 00:30:36,434
God, this skirt is so tight and itchy.
I don't know how you wear it.
652
00:30:36,517 --> 00:30:38,975
It's like I'm shrink-wrapped
in fiberglass.
653
00:30:39,059 --> 00:30:41,600
- I'm allergic.
- Stop touching it. Look at me. Focus.
654
00:30:41,684 --> 00:30:42,850
We've got this.
655
00:30:42,934 --> 00:30:45,225
You look like me.
You sound like me. You act--
656
00:30:45,309 --> 00:30:46,434
[BURPING]
657
00:30:47,892 --> 00:30:49,559
Oh, CC, what did you eat?
658
00:30:49,642 --> 00:30:52,267
Sorry. I pounded a Gatorade
on the way over here.
659
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,350
[BURPING]
660
00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:55,142
Just, just put the shoes on.
661
00:30:56,809 --> 00:30:57,850
Follow my lead.
662
00:30:57,934 --> 00:30:58,975
- You good?
- Yeah.
663
00:31:00,309 --> 00:31:02,267
Okay, this is Gus.
Please say hello to him.
664
00:31:02,350 --> 00:31:03,184
Hello, Gus.
665
00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:04,975
♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪
666
00:31:05,059 --> 00:31:06,059
[VOCALIZING]
667
00:31:06,142 --> 00:31:07,934
♪ Looking for a partner ♪
668
00:31:08,017 --> 00:31:09,017
[VOCALIZING]
669
00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:12,225
♪ Someone who knows how to ride ♪
670
00:31:12,309 --> 00:31:13,725
♪ Without even falling-- ♪
671
00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:19,642
["PONY" BY GINUWINE PLAYING]
672
00:31:19,725 --> 00:31:21,225
- Okay.
- No. No, Mom.
673
00:31:21,309 --> 00:31:22,392
♪ Ride my pony... ♪
674
00:31:22,475 --> 00:31:24,809
- We don't do that. Thank you.
- It's "Pony" by Ginuwine.
675
00:31:24,892 --> 00:31:25,975
Thank you.
676
00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:27,850
Where's your car?
677
00:31:27,892 --> 00:31:29,225
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
678
00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:32,767
Okay, we can do this.
Just keep--
679
00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:34,267
[JESS YELLS]
680
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:39,309
[GASPING]
681
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,725
Honey.
Come here.
682
00:31:43,267 --> 00:31:44,725
- Just shake it off.
- I got it.
683
00:31:46,184 --> 00:31:48,184
- You're fine. Just shake it off.
- I'm fine.
684
00:31:48,892 --> 00:31:51,559
- Oh my God, CC! What are you doing here?
- Hi.
685
00:31:54,142 --> 00:31:55,600
Is this a new game?
Like--
686
00:31:55,684 --> 00:31:57,684
This is my assistant, Kara.
Give her the bag.
687
00:31:57,767 --> 00:31:59,017
Sorry about that, Karrie.
688
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,267
- Kara.
- Kara.
689
00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:02,100
Sorry.
I'm just out of it. I...
690
00:32:02,642 --> 00:32:04,934
I hit the hard stuff
a little too hard last night.
691
00:32:05,017 --> 00:32:07,059
Yeah, girl, congratulations.
Girl, finally.
692
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:08,684
[GASPING]
693
00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:10,809
- It's awful, isn't it?
- Yes.
694
00:32:11,392 --> 00:32:12,892
No. I just--
695
00:32:12,975 --> 00:32:14,392
- I gotta squeeze it.
- What--
696
00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:15,642
Just get in there and...
697
00:32:16,892 --> 00:32:18,475
- Oh no!
- No.
698
00:32:18,559 --> 00:32:20,100
That is how things scar.
699
00:32:20,184 --> 00:32:21,809
GLEN: Is that who I think it is?
700
00:32:21,892 --> 00:32:23,059
[GROWLING]
701
00:32:23,684 --> 00:32:25,517
- [GROANING, MOANING]
- [ALL CLAMORING]
702
00:32:26,684 --> 00:32:27,684
I'm sorry.
703
00:32:28,142 --> 00:32:31,809
I'm sorry. You can't do that.
You can't do that or you'll get kicked.
704
00:32:31,892 --> 00:32:33,309
- I--
- Oh, Jess.
705
00:32:33,392 --> 00:32:36,184
Jess. Big day, Jess.
Everybody's waiting.
706
00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:37,809
Don't let us down.
707
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,642
Yes, I'll be-- She'll be right there.
708
00:32:41,725 --> 00:32:42,725
I like it.
709
00:32:43,184 --> 00:32:45,809
- Who's this creature?
- Oh, I'm her daughter, CC.
710
00:32:45,892 --> 00:32:49,017
Oh, I can see the resemblance.
You got a big nose too.
711
00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:52,225
- Oh, I never--
- Did you see his nose?
712
00:32:53,184 --> 00:32:55,059
CC: We just need one second to prepare.
713
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:56,809
Can't believe I thought we could do it.
714
00:32:56,892 --> 00:33:00,225
- What happened to "Miss I Got This"?
- She fell down the steps, Mom.
715
00:33:00,309 --> 00:33:02,517
Oh, just give me a second.
716
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,475
I'm so nervous.
I need chocolate.
717
00:33:05,267 --> 00:33:08,017
- Chocolate. I need chocolate.
- Note cards.
718
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:10,184
Okay, note cards.
Okay.
719
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,600
Oh.
720
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,184
Oh, yeah.
721
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,767
[SLOBBERING]
722
00:33:30,059 --> 00:33:31,517
[MUTTERING]
So good.
723
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,225
Cold. It's cold.
It's cold.
724
00:33:34,642 --> 00:33:36,684
Okay, CC, look at me.
725
00:33:36,767 --> 00:33:39,225
I wrote the entire presentation
on note cards.
726
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,975
All you have to do is read them.
727
00:33:41,059 --> 00:33:42,850
I don't know anything about architecture.
728
00:33:42,934 --> 00:33:45,725
We're Walkers, and Walkers never quit.
729
00:33:45,809 --> 00:33:48,642
Not true. We always turn a movie off
before it's over.
730
00:33:48,725 --> 00:33:54,309
All you have to do is W-A-L-K
into that meeting and read them.
731
00:33:54,392 --> 00:33:55,975
[SIGHING]
732
00:33:56,059 --> 00:33:57,850
- Be a boss.
- Be a boss.
733
00:33:57,934 --> 00:33:59,475
- Be a boss.
- Be a boss.
734
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,100
- Be a boss.
- Be a boss.
735
00:34:01,184 --> 00:34:02,934
- Be a boss.
- Be a boss. Let's go!
736
00:34:04,517 --> 00:34:07,684
Whoa. Whoa.
Dad, you can't just walk out there.
737
00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:10,892
Keep your head down.
Make eye contact with no one.
738
00:34:10,975 --> 00:34:12,100
What?
739
00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:14,184
- You're about to run the gauntlet.
- What's that?
740
00:34:14,267 --> 00:34:16,559
It's very critical
that you don't stay in one place
741
00:34:16,642 --> 00:34:18,850
for less than four seconds
or more than seven.
742
00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:21,017
Hey. What's up?
Yo, Ruggles, what's up, man?
743
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:24,392
Heck of a game last Friday.
Seriously. You looked like Aaron Donald.
744
00:34:24,475 --> 00:34:26,809
- Thanks, bud. I froze my ass off though.
- I got you.
745
00:34:26,892 --> 00:34:28,142
Oh, dude, I bet.
746
00:34:31,809 --> 00:34:33,309
- Get here.
- What?
747
00:34:33,975 --> 00:34:35,892
- What are you doing?
- I got some news here.
748
00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:38,350
Your dad happens to be the toast,
and high school's my jam.
749
00:34:38,434 --> 00:34:41,767
Food metaphors have no place here, Dad.
This is life and death.
750
00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:42,850
- I'm--
- I got it.
751
00:34:43,475 --> 00:34:44,892
What's up, ladies?
How are we?
752
00:34:44,975 --> 00:34:46,517
Hey!
753
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,184
- [INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
- [RACY MUSIC PLAYING]
754
00:34:59,475 --> 00:35:00,725
Three. Three balls!
755
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:03,892
All right.
756
00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:05,892
[BARKING]
757
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,475
No.
758
00:35:08,559 --> 00:35:10,767
We don't eat garbage.
That's not healthy.
759
00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:14,684
No. Hey. Stop it.
That's the water for the doggy.
760
00:35:15,267 --> 00:35:18,475
No doggy water.
No. Nein.
761
00:35:19,309 --> 00:35:20,309
[LIQUID RUNNING]
762
00:35:23,017 --> 00:35:24,059
[MILES GROWLING]
763
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,392
I'll give you your privacy.
764
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:38,100
If, if you want me to take over,
I can take over.
765
00:35:38,184 --> 00:35:40,267
Oh, there she is.
766
00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:42,475
- Right not on time.
- [CHUCKLING]
767
00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:44,225
HANES: Yeah. All right.
768
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:48,267
Peter, I'd like to thank you
and everyone at The Molson Group
769
00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:50,017
for taking time to come in today.
770
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,892
- Start.
- Love that.
771
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:56,642
Our, our, our project leader
and all-around superstar, Jess Walker,
772
00:35:56,725 --> 00:35:58,642
is gonna lead us through the presentation.
773
00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:00,642
Jess?
Jess, we're ready.
774
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:01,642
[ALL APPLAUDING]
775
00:36:01,725 --> 00:36:02,725
- Jess.
- KARA: Go, Jess.
776
00:36:02,767 --> 00:36:03,850
You're gonna like it.
777
00:36:08,475 --> 00:36:09,475
JESS: Uh...
778
00:36:13,684 --> 00:36:15,434
Thank you for being here today.
779
00:36:15,517 --> 00:36:17,184
- MOLSON: Yes.
- I'm gonna get started.
780
00:36:18,642 --> 00:36:21,225
First, I'd like to thank you
for coming today.
781
00:36:21,892 --> 00:36:24,142
Second, I'd like to talk about this firm
782
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:27,892
because here at this firm,
we wanna exceed expectations.
783
00:36:28,642 --> 00:36:33,809
We want to combine beauty
and function and innovation.
784
00:36:34,642 --> 00:36:39,850
Here at this firm, we have no experience
building-- We have experience--
785
00:36:39,934 --> 00:36:41,642
- Is she okay?
- She's fine.
786
00:36:41,725 --> 00:36:43,767
Here at this firm, at Atlas--
Here at Atlas--
787
00:36:43,850 --> 00:36:45,142
CC: The cards.
788
00:36:45,225 --> 00:36:46,934
[CLEARING THROAT]
Cards.
789
00:36:47,017 --> 00:36:48,350
[STOMACH GROWLING]
790
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,100
- I know, but my eyes don't work.
- Glasses.
791
00:36:51,184 --> 00:36:53,017
JESS: Okay. Um...
792
00:36:55,809 --> 00:36:56,809
Okay.
793
00:36:56,892 --> 00:36:58,309
- [ALL CLAMORING]
- I got it.
794
00:36:58,392 --> 00:37:01,142
- I got it.
- Hang on. Don't panic.
795
00:37:02,059 --> 00:37:04,017
Hang on.
Okay, not to worry.
796
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,600
You know what, Jess?
Why don't I just jump in right here?
797
00:37:06,684 --> 00:37:07,725
No!
798
00:37:08,475 --> 00:37:09,475
STEVE: I'm sorry?
799
00:37:10,350 --> 00:37:11,850
Really? Uh...
800
00:37:12,850 --> 00:37:15,017
- Sorry. Continue.
- What's going on?
801
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,267
I'm gonna talk about the building itself.
802
00:37:17,350 --> 00:37:18,350
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
803
00:37:18,392 --> 00:37:20,600
- That's what matters.
- Yeah.
804
00:37:20,684 --> 00:37:22,084
- That's what we're here for.
- Yup.
805
00:37:22,142 --> 00:37:24,142
There's a roof and there are walls.
806
00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:25,850
[RUMBLING CONTINUES]
807
00:37:27,184 --> 00:37:28,642
There's a church.
808
00:37:29,642 --> 00:37:30,850
Here is the steeple.
809
00:37:31,934 --> 00:37:33,142
Open the door,
810
00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:34,934
see all the people.
811
00:37:37,850 --> 00:37:38,892
[LAUGHING]
812
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,684
[ALL LAUGHING]
813
00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:50,434
MOLSON: Know what?
814
00:37:50,517 --> 00:37:53,309
You lucky 'cause I like to laugh
as much as the next person.
815
00:37:54,517 --> 00:37:56,434
- You do?
- No, not really.
816
00:37:57,975 --> 00:38:00,392
- You know what? We're done. Thank you.
- HANES: Peter.
817
00:38:00,475 --> 00:38:02,267
- Tell him to pull the car around.
- No. No.
818
00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:05,142
Wait. Wait. I think what my mom
is trying to say
819
00:38:05,225 --> 00:38:07,517
is that we blend form and function
820
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,892
while using the south buttress
as a tiered garden,
821
00:38:09,975 --> 00:38:12,350
while also supporting the central arcade.
822
00:38:12,434 --> 00:38:15,767
- Hm. Who's this intelligent young woman?
- Oh, I'm her daughter.
823
00:38:16,309 --> 00:38:20,475
And any intelligence I have is purely
because of the way my mother raised me.
824
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:23,767
- [CHUCKLING] Open that up. Let me see.
- What is going on with you?
825
00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:26,559
I think the ice cream
in the break room was expired.
826
00:38:26,642 --> 00:38:28,100
- I--
- Ice cream in the break room?
827
00:38:28,184 --> 00:38:30,684
I'm lactose intolerant.
That means you're lactose intolerant.
828
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,225
It's so bad.
I don't think I can hold it in.
829
00:38:33,309 --> 00:38:34,934
Oh, yes you can.
You wanna know why?
830
00:38:35,017 --> 00:38:37,017
There are 40 years of farts
in that stomach.
831
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:39,892
You won't let them out
on the most important day of my career.
832
00:38:39,975 --> 00:38:41,975
- I don't wanna let them out.
- Just breathe.
833
00:38:42,059 --> 00:38:44,299
- STEVE: Jess, are you all right?
- I won't let them out.
834
00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:49,350
Jess, why don't you just continue to tell
Mr. Molson about the presentation?
835
00:38:49,434 --> 00:38:50,767
[CC CLEARING THROAT]
836
00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:51,850
[PANTING]
Yeah.
837
00:38:51,934 --> 00:38:52,767
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
838
00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:53,850
I've got it.
Sorry.
839
00:38:54,475 --> 00:38:55,642
I need to...
840
00:38:58,434 --> 00:38:59,434
I've got it.
841
00:39:00,517 --> 00:39:01,517
[JESS FARTING]
842
00:39:04,934 --> 00:39:08,142
I have to live in my body!
I'm sorry!
843
00:39:08,225 --> 00:39:09,642
[FARTING CONTINUES]
844
00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:11,100
Oh my God.
845
00:39:11,184 --> 00:39:12,892
[ALL CLAMORING]
846
00:39:15,142 --> 00:39:16,725
She's really sorry.
847
00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:20,934
I cannot believe my entire future
just blew up right in front of me.
848
00:39:21,017 --> 00:39:23,434
That was in the past.
We have to focus on the present.
849
00:39:23,517 --> 00:39:25,184
You have to play soccer for me.
850
00:39:25,267 --> 00:39:27,392
The account.
My partnership.
851
00:39:27,475 --> 00:39:30,809
Why didn't you ask some of those people
for help? Don't they work for you?
852
00:39:30,892 --> 00:39:34,059
Yes, CC, technically. But, ultimately,
it is my responsibility to--
853
00:39:34,142 --> 00:39:35,559
Okay, whatever.
Listen up.
854
00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:37,350
Stand on the side, run around,
855
00:39:37,434 --> 00:39:41,059
but if anyone passes you the ball,
for the love of God, pass it right back.
856
00:39:41,142 --> 00:39:43,017
CC, I think I can handle that.
857
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:46,309
And, Mom, whatever you do,
try not to be weird with my friends.
858
00:39:46,392 --> 00:39:48,809
Believe it or not,
I was pretty cool in high school.
859
00:39:48,892 --> 00:39:50,392
I'm gonna go with "or not."
860
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:53,017
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
861
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:58,309
- Hey! You got this, CC.
- [MUMBLING]
862
00:39:58,392 --> 00:40:01,809
- GUY: Kick some butt today.
- Butt will be kicked.
863
00:40:01,892 --> 00:40:04,267
- GIRL: Good luck today, CC.
- Thank you.
864
00:40:05,309 --> 00:40:06,309
[ALL CHEERING]
865
00:40:07,559 --> 00:40:13,809
ALL: Go, CC! Go, CC! Go, CC!
866
00:40:15,892 --> 00:40:18,142
Everything okay, C?
You seem a little stressed.
867
00:40:18,225 --> 00:40:21,559
Yeah. No, I'm fine.
I just don't really like the roughhousing.
868
00:40:21,642 --> 00:40:23,850
Right. By the way,
how are you liking the tattoo?
869
00:40:23,934 --> 00:40:25,684
- I'm getting mine this weekend.
- Do not.
870
00:40:25,767 --> 00:40:28,600
It was a completely irresponsible
and irrational decision,
871
00:40:28,684 --> 00:40:30,392
and I regretted it immediately.
872
00:40:30,475 --> 00:40:32,892
Did your mom see it?
I bet she freaked.
873
00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:35,434
No. As a good mother should,
874
00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,934
she holds space
for all her children's mistakes.
875
00:40:38,017 --> 00:40:40,475
[CHUCKLING] That's hilarious.
You sound just like her.
876
00:40:40,559 --> 00:40:43,267
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE] "I am Jess Walker,
mother of the century,
877
00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:46,684
and I hold space
for all of my children's mistakes."
878
00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:50,059
[NORMAL VOICE] Come on, bus is leaving.
It's game time, girl.
879
00:40:50,142 --> 00:40:51,892
- [PHONE RINGING]
- [MILES PANTING]
880
00:40:54,142 --> 00:40:56,225
- Yes?
- Hey, Rolf, it's CC.
881
00:40:56,309 --> 00:40:57,309
How's it going?
882
00:40:57,350 --> 00:40:59,850
Uh, it's a tremendous challenge,
but I'll fix it.
883
00:40:59,934 --> 00:41:01,684
Have no fear.
Rolf is here.
884
00:41:01,767 --> 00:41:04,684
What do you mean a tremendous challenge?
It's a child and a dog.
885
00:41:04,767 --> 00:41:05,850
Make sure they're safe.
886
00:41:05,934 --> 00:41:08,434
I will apply myself that much more firmly.
887
00:41:08,517 --> 00:41:09,725
You don't have to be firm.
888
00:41:09,809 --> 00:41:11,649
Keep it together.
We'll be home after the game.
889
00:41:11,725 --> 00:41:14,142
I must leave you now.
The training continues. Ciao.
890
00:41:14,225 --> 00:41:15,059
Rolf.
Rolf.
891
00:41:15,142 --> 00:41:16,684
[MILES GROWLING]
892
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:21,642
WOMAN PRESENTER: Welcome, everybody.
It's a beautiful day here at BMO Stadium.
893
00:41:21,725 --> 00:41:24,600
The Lucy Jones Unicorns
are going up against their archrivals,
894
00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:28,475
the Broadwick Daredevils
for the Southern California Championship.
895
00:41:29,017 --> 00:41:30,100
Come on, Unicorns.
896
00:41:30,184 --> 00:41:33,059
WOMAN PRESENTER: The Unicorns are led
by their captain, CC Walker.
897
00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:36,600
She was All-American her freshman year
and has received accolades ever since.
898
00:41:36,684 --> 00:41:38,309
Let's not forget about the Daredevils.
899
00:41:38,392 --> 00:41:41,642
They got their own secret weapons,
Gisele and Alyssa Thompson,
900
00:41:41,725 --> 00:41:42,892
the Switchblade Sisters.
901
00:41:42,975 --> 00:41:43,975
But I didn't say it.
902
00:41:44,059 --> 00:41:46,934
Oh, this is torture.
Come on, Mom. Don't let me down.
903
00:41:47,017 --> 00:41:48,684
- [HORN BLOWING]
- [CROWD CHEERING]
904
00:41:49,475 --> 00:41:53,475
I think I see Alex Sullivan.
That's a scout for the US national team.
905
00:41:55,725 --> 00:41:56,725
Hey, girl.
906
00:41:57,267 --> 00:41:59,767
Oh my gosh.
I'm gonna get it together.
907
00:42:00,350 --> 00:42:02,975
Hey, Mrs. Jenk--
Hey, Carrie. Hi, Carrie.
908
00:42:03,059 --> 00:42:05,392
Oh my God, I love this backwards cap vibe.
909
00:42:05,475 --> 00:42:07,267
Very festive.
Very game day.
910
00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:09,850
Just a little stressed today, actually.
911
00:42:09,934 --> 00:42:13,184
Well, guess what?
Brought us a little game day vino.
912
00:42:13,267 --> 00:42:15,434
- Wine?
- Yeah.
913
00:42:15,517 --> 00:42:18,059
No. I'm focused on the game,
but thank you.
914
00:42:18,142 --> 00:42:21,559
Oh. Right, I forgot. She's a super mom.
She focuses on the game.
915
00:42:21,642 --> 00:42:24,850
She knows all the players' names.
I don't know anyone's name.
916
00:42:24,934 --> 00:42:26,309
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
917
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,975
[GASPING]
918
00:42:29,059 --> 00:42:29,892
Okay.
919
00:42:29,975 --> 00:42:32,017
Ah. You're so not prepared for this, Dad.
920
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:35,350
What? I'm fine, okay? I went to college.
I can do a college interview.
921
00:42:35,434 --> 00:42:38,184
You went to Arizona State University.
This is Yale.
922
00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:41,517
Well, some would say that Arizona State
is the Yale of Southwest Tempe.
923
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,600
N--
924
00:42:43,475 --> 00:42:44,684
- Wyatt.
- Yeah?
925
00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:47,725
I'm sorry.
He-- He's Wyatt.
926
00:42:47,809 --> 00:42:50,642
I'm a man.
I'm an adult man with an adult body,
927
00:42:50,725 --> 00:42:52,059
adult body hair.
928
00:42:52,142 --> 00:42:53,142
I'm just like you.
929
00:42:53,184 --> 00:42:55,600
Actually, I'm Scandinavian.
I'm surprisingly hairless.
930
00:42:55,684 --> 00:42:57,434
Is your name Wyatt?
931
00:42:57,517 --> 00:43:00,309
[CHUCKLING] No. 'Cause I'm a man,
and Wyatt is a child.
932
00:43:00,392 --> 00:43:01,475
This is Wyatt.
933
00:43:02,142 --> 00:43:04,475
Okay, then.
We're ready for you.
934
00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:07,184
Okay, I'll be right in.
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
935
00:43:07,267 --> 00:43:08,100
[WYATT SIGHING]
936
00:43:08,184 --> 00:43:10,767
My God, man, get a grip.
What are we doing?
937
00:43:11,309 --> 00:43:12,850
All right?
Relax, okay?
938
00:43:12,934 --> 00:43:15,475
Hey, when we play Jeopardy,
who always wins?
939
00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:17,767
- Me.
- Okay, yeah, well, besides you?
940
00:43:17,850 --> 00:43:19,892
- Mom.
- Okay, well, I beat CC, don't I?
941
00:43:19,975 --> 00:43:23,142
- She never even watches with us.
- Okay, when we watch Is It Cake?
942
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,184
I'm always the first to guess
if it's cake.
943
00:43:25,267 --> 00:43:29,184
- You are freakishly good at that.
- Thank you. Now wish me luck, okay?
944
00:43:29,267 --> 00:43:32,225
Ninety minutes. Ninety minutes.
Ninety minutes.
945
00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:33,434
[CROWD CHEERING]
946
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,475
MALE PRESENTER: And away we go.
947
00:43:36,559 --> 00:43:38,350
Come on, Unicorns!
Come on, Unis!
948
00:43:39,142 --> 00:43:40,892
WOMAN PRESENTER: And her first touch is...
949
00:43:40,975 --> 00:43:42,809
- [CROWD CLAMORING]
- [WHISTLE BLOWING]
950
00:43:42,892 --> 00:43:45,309
...literally touching the ball
with her hands.
951
00:43:46,017 --> 00:43:47,100
She caught the ball.
952
00:43:48,142 --> 00:43:50,350
- [WHISTLE BLOWING]
- [CROWD CLAMORING]
953
00:43:50,434 --> 00:43:52,934
- She caught it.
- Oh God, are you gonna be okay?
954
00:43:53,725 --> 00:43:56,059
He saw her catch it.
What is she doing?
955
00:43:56,892 --> 00:43:58,684
She's hitting today.
956
00:43:58,767 --> 00:44:02,142
The trick is you watch it on a tablet,
957
00:44:02,225 --> 00:44:05,600
and then you can screengrab an image
and zoom in on it.
958
00:44:06,350 --> 00:44:07,975
Once you see those brush marks,
959
00:44:09,059 --> 00:44:10,559
that's how you know it's cake.
960
00:44:15,017 --> 00:44:16,850
- Don't snap back.
- Yeah, we don't snap.
961
00:44:20,434 --> 00:44:22,434
Is this, is this Flashdance?
962
00:44:23,225 --> 00:44:26,350
Wyatt, just as a courtesy,
if you wanna start this over...
963
00:44:26,434 --> 00:44:27,434
Oh, please, no.
964
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,809
- No? You wanna hit save on...
- Yeah.
965
00:44:30,892 --> 00:44:32,517
[BILL GROANING]
966
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,600
The body language is all wrong.
967
00:44:34,684 --> 00:44:37,100
That is not enjoyment.
That is judgment.
968
00:44:37,184 --> 00:44:38,642
- Hey, Mr. Walker.
- [SCREAMING]
969
00:44:38,725 --> 00:44:40,059
Then Dave Grohl joined the band,
970
00:44:40,142 --> 00:44:42,850
and they recorded Nevermind
in the spring of 1991.
971
00:44:42,934 --> 00:44:43,850
Ariana.
972
00:44:43,934 --> 00:44:45,350
- Is that Wyatt in there?
- Yes.
973
00:44:45,434 --> 00:44:46,642
[CLEARING THROAT]
974
00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:48,934
Yeah. Wyatt's in there.
He's not out here.
975
00:44:49,017 --> 00:44:51,392
You know, I'm happy for him about Yale.
It's just...
976
00:44:51,850 --> 00:44:53,600
I don't know.
It's sad to see him go.
977
00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:55,850
- Yeah? You'd be sad?
- Of course.
978
00:44:55,934 --> 00:44:58,892
I mean, we've lived a block
away from each other since I was born.
979
00:44:58,975 --> 00:45:01,559
You know, we always
used to play together as kids.
980
00:45:01,642 --> 00:45:03,392
We even had this
Christmas teddy bear thing
981
00:45:03,475 --> 00:45:05,392
we used to pass around each year.
982
00:45:05,892 --> 00:45:07,684
- You remember that?
- Of course I do.
983
00:45:07,767 --> 00:45:11,142
He's such a kind and thoughtful guy,
and honestly, there's so few of them.
984
00:45:11,225 --> 00:45:12,975
He's really tough.
He does karate.
985
00:45:13,725 --> 00:45:15,850
Yeah. He's got two stripes
on his white belt.
986
00:45:15,934 --> 00:45:18,534
Should be a yellow belt.
His sensei said he cried during his test,
987
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,600
which is insane
'cause he almost never cries in real life.
988
00:45:22,184 --> 00:45:23,934
- JESS: Get it to CC!
- CARRIE: Oh my gosh.
989
00:45:24,017 --> 00:45:28,267
Girl. Okay, remember I told you that
John and I were having a little issue?
990
00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:31,017
I tried that crazy thing
you told me about from college.
991
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:32,725
It worked.
I went...
992
00:45:32,809 --> 00:45:34,850
[SOUND WARPING, SLOWING DOWN]
993
00:45:38,225 --> 00:45:40,267
[SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING]
994
00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:46,600
[DEEP BASS PLAYING]
995
00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:55,434
Walker gets sliced and diced
by the Switchblade Sisters!
996
00:45:55,517 --> 00:45:58,434
It's a red card! Cut her from behind.
You saw that, right?
997
00:45:58,517 --> 00:46:00,184
- You saw that?
- Yeah.
998
00:46:00,267 --> 00:46:03,350
Can't imagine the national scout
is pleased with this performance.
999
00:46:03,434 --> 00:46:05,559
- Pass me some of that wine?
- Absolutely.
1000
00:46:05,642 --> 00:46:06,809
Oh.
1001
00:46:06,892 --> 00:46:08,350
We would be remiss
1002
00:46:08,434 --> 00:46:11,392
if we didn't talk about
the very exciting work
1003
00:46:11,475 --> 00:46:14,559
that you appear to be doing
with the Riemann hypothesis.
1004
00:46:15,434 --> 00:46:16,434
Solved it.
1005
00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:18,600
[ALL LAUGHING]
1006
00:46:19,934 --> 00:46:24,892
- One of Hilbert's 23 unsolved problems?
- Yeah, tell Hillbilly he's down to 22.
1007
00:46:25,475 --> 00:46:28,684
Okay, Hillbilly has been dead
for 80 years.
1008
00:46:28,767 --> 00:46:33,392
As someone who has wrestled with Riemann,
I'm curious, which way are you leaning?
1009
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,225
True or false?
1010
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:37,059
False.
1011
00:46:37,559 --> 00:46:40,017
- PETER: Ira.
- Suck a duck.
1012
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:41,100
Take a breath.
1013
00:46:41,184 --> 00:46:44,725
The Clay Institute offers a $1 million
prize to anyone who can solve Riemann.
1014
00:46:44,809 --> 00:46:48,100
We would love if you could show
some of your work here right now.
1015
00:46:48,184 --> 00:46:49,100
PETER: Thrilled.
1016
00:46:49,184 --> 00:46:50,600
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1017
00:46:50,684 --> 00:46:52,559
Um...
[MUTTERING]
1018
00:46:52,642 --> 00:46:53,642
Ree-man?
1019
00:46:56,017 --> 00:47:00,600
I thought you said Redman.
I solved his hypothesis.
1020
00:47:00,684 --> 00:47:03,892
- The Redman hypothesis?
- Redman hypothesis?
1021
00:47:03,975 --> 00:47:05,267
From Wu-Tang?
1022
00:47:05,350 --> 00:47:07,392
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CROWD CHEERING]
1023
00:47:09,934 --> 00:47:10,767
Come on.
1024
00:47:10,850 --> 00:47:12,184
PRESENTER: CC Walker sleeping
1025
00:47:12,267 --> 00:47:14,184
as that ball rolled
right between her legs.
1026
00:47:17,225 --> 00:47:19,267
MALE PRESENTER: The Daredevils
with a one-zero lead.
1027
00:47:19,350 --> 00:47:22,434
Oh, this is torture.
You are ruining my life!
1028
00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:26,142
When parents yell from the sidelines,
it puts pressure on the kids.
1029
00:47:26,225 --> 00:47:28,809
She popped out three kids,
and she works 60 hours a week.
1030
00:47:28,892 --> 00:47:31,725
I think she can handle
a little bit of constructive criticism!
1031
00:47:31,809 --> 00:47:33,975
I gotta get outta here.
I gotta get outta here.
1032
00:47:35,350 --> 00:47:36,767
That's my girl.
1033
00:47:38,017 --> 00:47:38,892
CC, I'm coming.
1034
00:47:38,975 --> 00:47:41,642
- Looks like we have a helicopter mom.
- Excuse me!
1035
00:47:42,850 --> 00:47:43,850
[CROWD CLAMORING]
1036
00:47:43,934 --> 00:47:45,475
Black Hawk down.
1037
00:47:45,559 --> 00:47:47,475
Is that a Minecraft sticker
on your bottle?
1038
00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:49,100
- Yeah, I love Minecraft.
- You do?
1039
00:47:49,184 --> 00:47:50,600
- Yeah.
- What about Dune?
1040
00:47:51,059 --> 00:47:53,017
Wanna talk about the original
or the new one?
1041
00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:56,600
- I actually wanna talk about the novel.
- Frank Herbert is my favorite author.
1042
00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:58,559
- [GASPING] What?
- Mm-hmm.
1043
00:47:59,642 --> 00:48:02,725
Any chance you're a vegetarian
who's open to cloned meats?
1044
00:48:02,809 --> 00:48:03,850
Obviously.
1045
00:48:03,934 --> 00:48:07,975
Obviously. Right?
It's the only ethical, sensible way to be.
1046
00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:10,975
- How do you feel about cyborgs?
- Robots kinda freak me out.
1047
00:48:11,059 --> 00:48:12,809
- Sure, totally. Robots are stupid.
- No.
1048
00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:15,475
Hey, you think Wyatt
might wanna go to Hunter's party?
1049
00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:18,517
- Hunter Drew is having a party?
- Mm-hmm.
1050
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,475
Maybe I'll be able to hang out with him.
1051
00:48:21,059 --> 00:48:22,975
I think he might be there.
1052
00:48:23,059 --> 00:48:24,975
All right, cool.
See you, Mr. Walker.
1053
00:48:25,684 --> 00:48:26,725
Bye.
1054
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,975
Don't, don't stand up on the chair.
What?
1055
00:48:32,059 --> 00:48:34,350
- Push up.
- Push up. Mrs. Walker.
1056
00:48:34,434 --> 00:48:35,434
Sorry.
1057
00:48:36,184 --> 00:48:37,225
COACH: Hustle!
1058
00:48:37,309 --> 00:48:38,975
- Pass and move.
- Pass and move. Come on!
1059
00:48:39,059 --> 00:48:40,600
Seriously, I got this.
1060
00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,059
- Jeez.
- Sorry.
1061
00:48:42,642 --> 00:48:44,517
BOTH: Watch out for that sweeper!
1062
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,434
BOTH: Take the shot!
1063
00:48:46,517 --> 00:48:48,225
- Goal!
- Goal!
1064
00:48:48,309 --> 00:48:49,309
[CROWD CHEERING]
1065
00:48:51,017 --> 00:48:54,309
Okay, Mrs. Walker,
I appreciate the enthusiasm,
1066
00:48:54,392 --> 00:48:56,142
but parents are not allowed down here.
1067
00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:57,392
Ever since that lawsuit.
1068
00:48:57,475 --> 00:48:58,850
- You know this.
- Sorry.
1069
00:48:58,934 --> 00:49:00,309
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
1070
00:49:00,392 --> 00:49:02,684
Come on, let's huddle up.
Come on. Bring it in.
1071
00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:05,225
All right. You guys can't hear this.
Get away. Get away.
1072
00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,225
You're giving me everything.
I want more.
1073
00:49:07,309 --> 00:49:09,225
Put pressure.
We gotta play our game--
1074
00:49:09,309 --> 00:49:12,725
Excuse me. I think we gotta switch
from a 4-4-2 to a 4-3-3.
1075
00:49:12,809 --> 00:49:14,559
You need the extra attacker out there
1076
00:49:14,642 --> 00:49:16,642
if we're gonna generate
any scoring opportunities.
1077
00:49:16,725 --> 00:49:19,142
- Let me have that board.
- That's mine. That's my board.
1078
00:49:19,225 --> 00:49:22,434
When you get that outer pass from Ava,
I want the attackers upfield.
1079
00:49:22,517 --> 00:49:25,017
They're gonna overcompensate,
and that'll be wide open.
1080
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,020
This is what we've waited for
since kindergarten.
1081
00:49:27,059 --> 00:49:28,059
What?
1082
00:49:28,517 --> 00:49:29,975
- Team on three.
- Team on three.
1083
00:49:30,059 --> 00:49:31,350
- One, two, three, team.
- Team!
1084
00:49:31,434 --> 00:49:32,475
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1085
00:49:32,559 --> 00:49:35,725
They've switched from a 4-4-2 to a 4-3-3.
1086
00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:37,350
Someone give CC the ball.
1087
00:49:37,434 --> 00:49:39,517
- She's ready. She's open.
- COACH: Pass it.
1088
00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:43,184
There's a lob passed to CC Walker.
She's wide open.
1089
00:49:43,267 --> 00:49:45,350
- She's got it!
- Come on! Let's go!
1090
00:49:45,434 --> 00:49:46,642
- Let's go!
- CC, get it!
1091
00:49:46,725 --> 00:49:49,850
- A chance for the game-winning goal.
- You got it, CC! You got it!
1092
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,934
[CROWD CLAMORING]
1093
00:49:52,017 --> 00:49:53,600
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
1094
00:49:58,100 --> 00:49:59,809
You can't just-- Put it in, CC!
1095
00:49:59,892 --> 00:50:02,475
Do it! Do it, Mama! Do it!
What are you doing, Mama!
1096
00:50:02,559 --> 00:50:04,142
What's she doing?
1097
00:50:04,225 --> 00:50:05,475
- You okay?
- No.
1098
00:50:05,559 --> 00:50:06,475
What is she doing?
1099
00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:08,892
I believe she's helping
the opposing player.
1100
00:50:08,975 --> 00:50:10,142
Here, I'll help you.
1101
00:50:10,225 --> 00:50:13,309
You know, CC Walker's hopes
for the national team
1102
00:50:13,392 --> 00:50:14,850
dashed right in front of us.
1103
00:50:14,934 --> 00:50:17,225
MALE PRESENTER: Pretty sad day.
Tell you that much.
1104
00:50:24,059 --> 00:50:25,892
CC, I said I was sorry.
1105
00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:30,975
Well, you always said
soccer doesn't make a real career.
1106
00:50:31,059 --> 00:50:32,684
Thanks to you, it never will be.
1107
00:50:32,767 --> 00:50:35,934
Honey, there will be other chances
at the national team.
1108
00:50:36,017 --> 00:50:37,434
You don't get it
1109
00:50:37,517 --> 00:50:42,600
because you don't really care about me
and about what actually makes me happy.
1110
00:50:42,684 --> 00:50:46,850
You just want me to be like you
and think like you and act like you.
1111
00:50:48,184 --> 00:50:49,809
It's not about the national team.
1112
00:50:51,475 --> 00:50:53,100
I just wanna get away from you.
1113
00:50:54,892 --> 00:50:56,934
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
1114
00:51:03,225 --> 00:51:04,809
Nein. Aus.
1115
00:51:05,892 --> 00:51:07,142
Aus. Stuck.
1116
00:51:07,225 --> 00:51:08,850
Drop it.
1117
00:51:08,934 --> 00:51:10,934
[MILES PANTING]
1118
00:51:14,267 --> 00:51:15,559
[MILES BARKING]
1119
00:51:16,267 --> 00:51:17,350
What?
1120
00:51:17,434 --> 00:51:19,934
- What, wha-- What do you want?
- [BARKING]
1121
00:51:20,017 --> 00:51:21,934
You want me to put this diaper on you?
1122
00:51:22,975 --> 00:51:25,642
If you understand me, bark twice.
1123
00:51:25,725 --> 00:51:26,850
[BARKS TWICE]
1124
00:51:26,934 --> 00:51:27,809
Wow.
1125
00:51:27,892 --> 00:51:30,392
Super.
You're fine.
1126
00:51:30,475 --> 00:51:32,475
[INDISTINCT MUMBLING]
1127
00:51:39,350 --> 00:51:41,100
He asked me to do this.
1128
00:51:42,309 --> 00:51:44,100
[GROWLING]
1129
00:51:45,642 --> 00:51:49,100
Listen, I think the dog and the baby
are spending too much time together.
1130
00:51:50,142 --> 00:51:53,184
CC: All right, time to put this day
behind us and switch back.
1131
00:51:53,892 --> 00:51:55,059
Oh, it looks great.
1132
00:51:55,142 --> 00:51:57,225
Fire it up.
Let's get this show on the road.
1133
00:51:58,184 --> 00:52:00,725
Unfortunately,
the old girl still ain't up and running.
1134
00:52:01,517 --> 00:52:02,392
Excuse me?
1135
00:52:02,475 --> 00:52:05,892
We put the telescope back together,
but we can't find the fifth lens.
1136
00:52:06,434 --> 00:52:08,600
It's no bigger than a quarter.
Damnedest thing.
1137
00:52:08,684 --> 00:52:12,059
- We looked everywhere for it. It's gone.
- Let's get a new one.
1138
00:52:12,142 --> 00:52:15,017
Dad, it’s an achromatic field lens
with a double convex eye.
1139
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:16,725
The lens is comprised of thorium oxide.
1140
00:52:16,809 --> 00:52:19,243
Which has a similar crystalline structure
to calcium fluoride.
1141
00:52:19,267 --> 00:52:21,350
With optical properties
of high refractivity.
1142
00:52:21,434 --> 00:52:22,350
And low dispersion...
1143
00:52:22,434 --> 00:52:24,517
BOTH: To minimize chromatic aberration.
1144
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,809
Is that something we can get
at LensCrafters or--
1145
00:52:26,892 --> 00:52:28,975
Hell no, you can't pick it up
at LensCrafters.
1146
00:52:29,059 --> 00:52:32,267
- They're handmade in Switzerland.
- Lausanne, to be exact.
1147
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:35,517
And the alignment
only lasts for one more day.
1148
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,767
[CHUCKLING]
You'll catch the next one.
1149
00:52:38,392 --> 00:52:39,434
Very funny.
1150
00:52:40,017 --> 00:52:41,142
Why is that funny?
1151
00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:44,684
Because the next alignment is in 2162.
1152
00:52:45,309 --> 00:52:46,684
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1153
00:52:48,767 --> 00:52:54,059
Hey, my favorite family.
Has everybody found the Christmas spirit?
1154
00:52:54,142 --> 00:52:55,142
Definitely not.
1155
00:52:55,184 --> 00:52:57,975
Well, maybe some Christmas caroling
will help bring it out.
1156
00:52:58,059 --> 00:53:01,975
- It always helps me.
- No. We're in a crisis. Are you serious?
1157
00:53:02,059 --> 00:53:04,517
It sounds like you need to fix
what is broken.
1158
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,350
JESS: Yeah, we have to fix the telescope,
1159
00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:09,100
but we have to find
a very specialized, specific lens--
1160
00:53:09,184 --> 00:53:10,892
Spock!
1161
00:53:10,975 --> 00:53:12,934
It, it's a long shot, but he owes me,
1162
00:53:13,017 --> 00:53:15,892
and SpaceX probably has the tech
to fabricate the lens we need.
1163
00:53:15,975 --> 00:53:17,017
- JESS: Right.
- CC: Yes.
1164
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:18,100
I'll call that Lyft.
1165
00:53:19,559 --> 00:53:20,600
[PHONE BEEPING]
1166
00:53:21,059 --> 00:53:23,434
- Guess what?
- You're a Lyft driver too?
1167
00:53:23,517 --> 00:53:24,559
Come on.
Let's go.
1168
00:53:24,642 --> 00:53:26,975
["SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN"
BY FRANKIE VALLI PLAYING]
1169
00:53:27,059 --> 00:53:29,100
♪ You better watch out
You better not cry ♪
1170
00:53:29,184 --> 00:53:33,225
♪ Better not pout
I'm telling you why ♪
1171
00:53:33,309 --> 00:53:35,267
♪ Santa Claus is... ♪
1172
00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:37,559
WYATT: All right, Walkers,
let's try and get some sleep.
1173
00:53:37,642 --> 00:53:39,850
Wyatt, what's wrong?
What's going on?
1174
00:53:39,934 --> 00:53:41,142
[MUTTERING]
1175
00:53:41,225 --> 00:53:46,684
I was talking to Ariana earlier, and, um,
she invited me, well, you,
1176
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,142
to a party at Hunter Drew's house,
1177
00:53:50,850 --> 00:53:56,184
and I just was really hoping
to have my body back so I could--
1178
00:53:57,267 --> 00:53:58,725
I don't like parties.
1179
00:54:04,684 --> 00:54:05,850
- No.
- Yes.
1180
00:54:05,934 --> 00:54:07,892
- No.
- Yes. Come on.
1181
00:54:09,684 --> 00:54:10,684
For Wyatt.
1182
00:54:11,225 --> 00:54:13,892
Why is everything blurry up close?
1183
00:54:14,892 --> 00:54:16,309
I don't-- Ugh.
1184
00:54:17,350 --> 00:54:19,517
What is it, like midnight?
I'm exhausted.
1185
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:20,809
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1186
00:54:20,892 --> 00:54:22,475
It's, like, 7:45.
1187
00:54:23,892 --> 00:54:25,642
This is kind of exciting, right?
1188
00:54:25,725 --> 00:54:29,059
Is it bad to say that this is the most
exciting thing I've done in years?
1189
00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:31,142
KID: Jimmy, jump!
1190
00:54:33,975 --> 00:54:34,975
Jimmy!
1191
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,184
Should we call his mother?
1192
00:54:37,684 --> 00:54:39,059
I'm sure Jimmy's fine.
1193
00:54:39,142 --> 00:54:41,142
- Party on.
- I don't think Jimmy's moving.
1194
00:54:41,934 --> 00:54:43,309
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
1195
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,600
What are you doing?
1196
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,892
Well, I realized
I have Mom's fingerprints and her face,
1197
00:54:54,975 --> 00:54:58,434
so I can use her one-touch
to take the team to Coachella.
1198
00:54:58,517 --> 00:55:01,017
$12,000.
Buy now.
1199
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:02,100
Whoa.
Okay.
1200
00:55:03,017 --> 00:55:04,642
Let's see what Dad's got going on.
1201
00:55:04,725 --> 00:55:05,934
- Let's see.
- I'm in.
1202
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,559
- Uh. Oh, that's a colonoscopy.
- Oh.
1203
00:55:09,642 --> 00:55:11,350
- Why are they so--
- CARRIE: Hey, girl!
1204
00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:13,475
ALL: Yeah!
1205
00:55:13,559 --> 00:55:17,517
- Monthly moms' night in the house!
- Yes--
1206
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,809
- Bill's here.
- BILL: Um...
1207
00:55:18,892 --> 00:55:20,975
- Her husband's here.
- I should go.
1208
00:55:21,059 --> 00:55:24,059
- Stay here.
- You want Bill to stay?
1209
00:55:24,142 --> 00:55:26,225
- It's unprecedented.
- I guess Bill's staying.
1210
00:55:26,309 --> 00:55:28,892
I'm starving.
You always outdo yourself every month.
1211
00:55:28,975 --> 00:55:31,100
We cannot wait to see
what you cooked for dinner.
1212
00:55:31,184 --> 00:55:32,475
Oh, what I cooked?
1213
00:55:33,017 --> 00:55:34,767
- Come on.
- Yeah, okay. Excuse me.
1214
00:55:35,809 --> 00:55:37,059
Oh, God.
1215
00:55:38,017 --> 00:55:39,559
What is going on with you two?
1216
00:55:39,642 --> 00:55:42,184
I've been worried about you
ever since the soccer game.
1217
00:55:42,267 --> 00:55:45,392
- I know a cry for help when I see one.
- The neighborhood is talking.
1218
00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:47,017
- No.
- Yes.
1219
00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:48,809
- Let's get that wine going.
- Yeah.
1220
00:55:48,892 --> 00:55:50,684
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
1221
00:55:58,934 --> 00:56:00,475
- What?
- Ariana's coming.
1222
00:56:00,559 --> 00:56:01,975
- What's your plan?
- What?
1223
00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:04,350
I just don't want you
messing this up for Wyatt.
1224
00:56:04,434 --> 00:56:06,600
I got it. I'll be fine, all right?
Just relax.
1225
00:56:06,684 --> 00:56:07,684
Hey.
1226
00:56:08,975 --> 00:56:10,392
[GASPING]
1227
00:56:10,475 --> 00:56:11,725
Jitters.
1228
00:56:13,725 --> 00:56:15,434
- Hi, Ariana.
- Hi, CC.
1229
00:56:16,017 --> 00:56:18,559
You okay? I heard you had a stroke
at your soccer game.
1230
00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:19,975
Oh...
1231
00:56:20,059 --> 00:56:21,350
- You're fine?
- Really good.
1232
00:56:21,434 --> 00:56:23,892
You look like you got dressed
at a Goodwill. You're not fine.
1233
00:56:23,975 --> 00:56:25,350
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
1234
00:56:25,475 --> 00:56:30,559
I need to speak with my wife/spouse person
right now in the kitchen.
1235
00:56:30,642 --> 00:56:32,017
- Gotta go.
- Wife person?
1236
00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:33,600
We've never been hotter.
1237
00:56:33,684 --> 00:56:36,184
You don't even know,
it's just "passion" passion.
1238
00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:37,142
Passion?
1239
00:56:37,225 --> 00:56:38,850
You know, my intimacy doula, Blaze,
1240
00:56:38,934 --> 00:56:41,684
says that couples need a minimum
of 12 kisses a day
1241
00:56:41,767 --> 00:56:43,684
just to sustain a relationship
1242
00:56:43,767 --> 00:56:46,392
Blaze has recently been working
with Harry and Meghan.
1243
00:56:46,517 --> 00:56:48,975
We've already kissed all day.
We've kissed like 14 times.
1244
00:56:49,059 --> 00:56:50,392
- WOMAN: I don't think so.
- Yeah.
1245
00:56:50,475 --> 00:56:53,142
- Why don't you guys give a kiss?
- What is going on?
1246
00:56:53,225 --> 00:56:54,517
I think they're on to us.
1247
00:56:55,184 --> 00:56:56,100
- What?
- Yeah.
1248
00:56:56,184 --> 00:56:58,559
- No, I've been gone for two minutes.
- I know.
1249
00:56:58,642 --> 00:57:00,017
I think we have to kiss.
1250
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:02,392
[EXHALING]
Never doin' that.
1251
00:57:02,475 --> 00:57:04,517
- Please, little mouth-to-mouth CPR.
- Come on.
1252
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,850
You have to kiss me. Just do it.
Wyatt. Wyatt!
1253
00:57:06,934 --> 00:57:10,017
- ALL: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
- Save your marriage.
1254
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,600
They're like a pack of wolves.
1255
00:57:11,684 --> 00:57:13,517
- You have to do it.
- I don't wanna do it.
1256
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,642
- We don't have a choice.
- Ew.
1257
00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:16,850
I'm so sorry, Wyatt.
1258
00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:20,100
Just be a man. Just do it fast.
Just do it. Do it.
1259
00:57:20,184 --> 00:57:23,309
- WOMAN #1: Fight for your love.
- WOMAN #2: Less talking, more kissing.
1260
00:57:23,392 --> 00:57:25,267
- Come on.
- WOMAN #3: Let's see it.
1261
00:57:25,350 --> 00:57:26,517
It's healthy.
1262
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,475
Do it.
1263
00:57:27,559 --> 00:57:28,642
[GAGGING]
1264
00:57:30,725 --> 00:57:31,975
ALL: No.
1265
00:57:32,059 --> 00:57:33,684
- Oh gosh.
- He looks like an iguana.
1266
00:57:35,017 --> 00:57:36,475
- They're kissing.
- Oh my gosh.
1267
00:57:37,309 --> 00:57:38,684
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1268
00:57:40,392 --> 00:57:41,392
[BOTH GAGGING]
1269
00:57:41,475 --> 00:57:43,100
[WOMEN CLAMORING]
1270
00:57:46,017 --> 00:57:47,017
[PANTING]
1271
00:57:48,725 --> 00:57:50,975
We have to ta--
We have to talk in the kitchen.
1272
00:57:51,559 --> 00:57:53,684
I wanna make out with him so bad.
1273
00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:57,600
- You want some?
- Oh no, please, no.
1274
00:57:57,684 --> 00:57:59,017
Especially not after six, no.
1275
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:03,725
Between the colonoscopy and the polyps,
it's just a lot on my, on my heart.
1276
00:58:03,809 --> 00:58:05,684
- I'm so sorry.
- We got bigger problems.
1277
00:58:05,767 --> 00:58:08,475
- Mom and Dad are gone.
- What'd you mean? They can't be gone.
1278
00:58:08,559 --> 00:58:10,100
I don't know.
They're gone.
1279
00:58:10,184 --> 00:58:11,267
What are we gonna do?
1280
00:58:11,350 --> 00:58:13,475
First thing is
to get rid of these crazy moms.
1281
00:58:13,559 --> 00:58:15,684
They're here for Mom's
monthly supper club.
1282
00:58:15,767 --> 00:58:18,767
Okay, so if we give them food,
they'll leave.
1283
00:58:19,392 --> 00:58:20,392
Yeah.
1284
00:58:22,225 --> 00:58:24,142
We'll make 'em something.
Mom does it.
1285
00:58:24,225 --> 00:58:26,642
I've observed Mom making dinner
thousands of times.
1286
00:58:26,725 --> 00:58:27,600
How hard can it be?
1287
00:58:27,684 --> 00:58:29,600
- I'll get the chicken.
- I'll get the fixings.
1288
00:58:29,684 --> 00:58:31,100
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1289
00:58:32,059 --> 00:58:33,559
Hey, girls.
1290
00:58:36,059 --> 00:58:37,725
Are we doin' it for the 'gram?
1291
00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:41,225
[MUSIC STOPS]
1292
00:58:43,892 --> 00:58:45,100
Whoa! Oh my God!
1293
00:58:45,184 --> 00:58:47,184
- Wait a minute!
- I'm getting some water!
1294
00:58:47,267 --> 00:58:48,434
[ELECTRICALS WHIRRING]
1295
00:58:48,517 --> 00:58:49,350
What--
1296
00:58:49,434 --> 00:58:50,892
[GRUNTING]
1297
00:58:51,517 --> 00:58:52,517
Turn this off!
1298
00:58:53,684 --> 00:58:55,850
- You know what? Gimme those.
- I knew it.
1299
00:58:55,934 --> 00:58:58,017
- Have some.
- I mean, I'm not driving, right?
1300
00:58:58,100 --> 00:58:59,350
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1301
00:59:01,142 --> 00:59:02,642
These are so good.
1302
00:59:02,725 --> 00:59:06,850
The cheese and the chemicals all comes
together and melts in your mouth and--
1303
00:59:06,934 --> 00:59:10,392
- You're really into those?
- Not sure when I'll have these again.
1304
00:59:10,475 --> 00:59:11,767
- Cheez-Its?
- Yeah.
1305
00:59:11,850 --> 00:59:14,267
Gotta seize the opportunity
when it presents itself.
1306
00:59:15,267 --> 00:59:16,392
Yeah.
1307
00:59:16,475 --> 00:59:19,517
- Oh, hey, mistletoe.
- WYATT: Oh yeah. Look at that.
1308
00:59:20,392 --> 00:59:25,309
♪ And I would do anything for love ♪
1309
00:59:25,934 --> 00:59:29,184
♪ I'd run right into hell and back... ♪
1310
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:33,517
Uh... I'm really sorry.
I have to go.
1311
00:59:34,684 --> 00:59:35,684
BOY: Dude, do it!
1312
00:59:38,225 --> 00:59:40,225
- She just doesn't look well.
- She doesn't.
1313
00:59:40,309 --> 00:59:43,142
- I think she should try this--
- There's a scent to her.
1314
00:59:43,225 --> 00:59:45,184
- She has not been showering.
- Oh wow.
1315
00:59:45,267 --> 00:59:47,684
- You made ants on a log.
- Yeah.
1316
00:59:47,767 --> 00:59:49,517
What's that little guy doing
in the popcorn?
1317
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,892
- Thank you so much.
- That's elf on the shelf.
1318
00:59:51,975 --> 00:59:53,559
- Oh, that--
- Is this artisanal celery?
1319
00:59:53,684 --> 00:59:54,559
[PHONE BEEPING]
1320
00:59:54,642 --> 00:59:57,809
[GASPING] Maddy just uploaded a TikTok.
I manage her page.
1321
00:59:57,892 --> 01:00:02,767
She just got to Hunter Drew's party
and said that Wyatt is talking to Ariana.
1322
01:00:02,850 --> 01:00:05,392
Wait, who, who, who's doing what where?
1323
01:00:05,475 --> 01:00:08,142
Oh, and CC's just dancing alone
in a corner.
1324
01:00:09,225 --> 01:00:12,434
We have to go. Party's over!
Call Rolf!
1325
01:00:12,517 --> 01:00:15,309
I think if we had a divorce in the group,
it'd be nice.
1326
01:00:15,392 --> 01:00:17,225
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
1327
01:00:22,475 --> 01:00:23,350
Yeah.
1328
01:00:23,434 --> 01:00:27,434
Hey, abort mission.
Abort mission, okay? She tried to kiss me.
1329
01:00:27,517 --> 01:00:29,100
That's a good thing, right?
1330
01:00:29,184 --> 01:00:31,934
No, it's not.
I'm 45. Do the math.
1331
01:00:32,017 --> 01:00:35,309
- You're right. That's a little bit weird.
- A little weird? It's disgusting.
1332
01:00:35,392 --> 01:00:37,892
Walker. What are you doing here, man?
1333
01:00:37,975 --> 01:00:41,142
I didn't invite you to this party,
science dork. [LAUGHING]
1334
01:00:41,684 --> 01:00:42,517
Let's just go.
1335
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:46,059
Yeah. He's right, okay?
We'll leave, all right?
1336
01:00:47,725 --> 01:00:48,725
[CROWD CLAMORING]
1337
01:00:52,559 --> 01:00:54,767
Although, you know, I, I'm sorry, man.
1338
01:00:54,850 --> 01:00:56,934
I want you to know,
I'm not a science dork.
1339
01:00:57,017 --> 01:00:58,600
I'm more of a science nerd.
1340
01:00:58,684 --> 01:01:00,059
Whatever, geek.
1341
01:01:00,684 --> 01:01:03,267
You know, I'm such a nerd,
I looked at my dad's computer
1342
01:01:03,350 --> 01:01:07,350
and told him to delete all the cookies,
and he threw all the Oreos in the trash.
1343
01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:08,309
[ALL LAUGHING]
1344
01:01:08,392 --> 01:01:11,350
Yeah, 'cause your dad's the only person
who'll hang out with you.
1345
01:01:11,892 --> 01:01:14,184
My dad happens to think I'm pretty great.
1346
01:01:14,267 --> 01:01:15,767
[SOFT HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1347
01:01:15,850 --> 01:01:19,809
You know, guys, I'm such a nerd
that the only dessert I eat is pie.
1348
01:01:19,892 --> 01:01:22,017
3.14. That's amazing.
1349
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,725
[ALL LAUGHING]
1350
01:01:25,309 --> 01:01:28,059
You'll get that one
when you take geometry again.
1351
01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:29,892
[ALL CLAMORING]
1352
01:01:30,725 --> 01:01:32,642
That's it, Walker.
You're dead.
1353
01:01:32,725 --> 01:01:34,017
[GRUNTING]
1354
01:01:36,142 --> 01:01:38,184
[GIRL SCREAMING]
1355
01:01:39,684 --> 01:01:40,684
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
1356
01:01:42,642 --> 01:01:44,267
- What happened?
- That was amazing.
1357
01:01:44,350 --> 01:01:45,517
- Oh, it was?
- Yes.
1358
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,892
I'm so happy we did this.
I'm having so much fun.
1359
01:01:47,975 --> 01:01:49,892
- Me too.
- Why don't we do this more often?
1360
01:01:49,975 --> 01:01:52,142
Crash high school parties
in our kids' bodies?
1361
01:01:52,225 --> 01:01:54,392
No, I mean, go out together.
1362
01:01:55,017 --> 01:01:58,100
I don't know.
Work, three kids, life.
1363
01:01:58,184 --> 01:02:00,184
When all this is over,
we're going out more.
1364
01:02:00,267 --> 01:02:03,309
Like we used to, all right?
I miss this. I miss you.
1365
01:02:03,392 --> 01:02:04,684
I miss you too.
1366
01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:06,850
Aren't they brother and sister?
1367
01:02:06,934 --> 01:02:09,184
["BUST A MOVE" BY YOUNG MC PLAYING]
1368
01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:10,309
This is your song.
1369
01:02:10,392 --> 01:02:11,392
Whoa.
1370
01:02:12,184 --> 01:02:14,100
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
1371
01:02:14,184 --> 01:02:15,559
Somethin's coming.
1372
01:02:16,309 --> 01:02:17,850
BOY: Walker.
1373
01:02:17,934 --> 01:02:19,017
[ALL CHEERING]
1374
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,975
Gonna get over here and join me?
1375
01:02:21,059 --> 01:02:23,392
ALL: Hey, ho! Hey, ho!
1376
01:02:23,475 --> 01:02:27,725
♪ This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us ♪
1377
01:02:27,809 --> 01:02:31,684
♪ Get shot down 'cause you're overzealous
Play hard to get, females get jealous ♪
1378
01:02:31,767 --> 01:02:35,767
♪ Ok, smarty, go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin' body ♪
1379
01:02:35,850 --> 01:02:37,100
♪ A chick walks by you... ♪
1380
01:02:37,184 --> 01:02:40,809
CC Walker.
Have you seen CC Walker? Is she here?
1381
01:02:40,892 --> 01:02:44,100
- This is a high school party.
- Stay focused. Get us in there.
1382
01:02:44,184 --> 01:02:45,809
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1383
01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,434
Wyatt! What's up, buddy?
1384
01:02:47,517 --> 01:02:49,184
Dad, what are you doing?
1385
01:02:49,267 --> 01:02:50,517
You can't do this.
1386
01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:52,559
Just let loose a little bit, bud.
Come on.
1387
01:02:52,642 --> 01:02:54,225
- What are you doing?
- Hey, CC.
1388
01:02:55,434 --> 01:02:58,225
- This is absolutely unacceptable.
- I can explain.
1389
01:02:58,309 --> 01:02:59,559
You can explain?
1390
01:02:59,642 --> 01:03:02,142
I'm having fun.
Can you not be happy for your mother?
1391
01:03:02,225 --> 01:03:03,600
Moms don't dance like this.
1392
01:03:04,934 --> 01:03:07,100
I'm having fun.
You have fun in my body.
1393
01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:11,517
For the rest of the time
you are in this body, you're grounded.
1394
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,767
You're grounded.
1395
01:03:12,850 --> 01:03:16,017
I don't dance.
I play Dungeons & Dragons.
1396
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:18,350
These are the moments.
These are what I'm talking about.
1397
01:03:19,184 --> 01:03:22,725
- Okay, pattern recognition kicking in.
- Don't fight the feeling.
1398
01:03:23,267 --> 01:03:24,975
More epinephrine releasing.
1399
01:03:25,059 --> 01:03:26,642
ALL: Hey, ho!
1400
01:03:26,725 --> 01:03:28,934
♪ So don't hang yourself
With a celibate rope ♪
1401
01:03:29,017 --> 01:03:30,892
♪ New movie's showin', so you're goin' ♪
1402
01:03:30,975 --> 01:03:33,392
♪ Could care less about
The five you're blowin' ♪
1403
01:03:33,475 --> 01:03:35,195
♪ Theater gets dark
Just to start the show ♪
1404
01:03:35,267 --> 01:03:37,184
♪ Then you spot a woman
Sittin' in your row ♪
1405
01:03:37,267 --> 01:03:39,475
♪ She's dressed in yellow
She says hello ♪
1406
01:03:39,559 --> 01:03:41,559
[MUSIC MUFFLING]
1407
01:03:42,642 --> 01:03:44,642
ALL: Hey, ho!
1408
01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:46,975
[JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1409
01:03:58,892 --> 01:03:59,892
[POLICE CAR SIRENS]
1410
01:04:00,434 --> 01:04:01,475
Cops!
1411
01:04:01,559 --> 01:04:03,684
- The cops are here!
- Go!
1412
01:04:03,767 --> 01:04:04,767
[ALL CLAMORING]
1413
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,059
- Mr. Walker.
- Ariana.
1414
01:04:10,142 --> 01:04:12,392
I'm so embarrassed
about what happened with Wyatt.
1415
01:04:12,475 --> 01:04:15,475
- Wha-- What happened?
- I don't know. Things got weird and...
1416
01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:16,725
GIRL: I'm so grounded!
1417
01:04:19,184 --> 01:04:22,184
- Don't you walk away from me.
- You're a total double standard.
1418
01:04:22,267 --> 01:04:24,559
I can't leave home
to do the one thing I love,
1419
01:04:24,642 --> 01:04:25,975
but you can do whatever you want.
1420
01:04:26,059 --> 01:04:28,892
Look at you. You were right
about that outfit. You look fly.
1421
01:04:28,975 --> 01:04:33,725
But I am here, stuck in this hag body,
and you're just out
1422
01:04:33,809 --> 01:04:37,434
while I have your stupid friends
and your psycho dog baby.
1423
01:04:37,517 --> 01:04:38,850
Is me having fun the problem?
1424
01:04:38,934 --> 01:04:41,642
Because I thought the problem
was me being a robot.
1425
01:04:41,725 --> 01:04:45,100
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE] "I am Jess Walker.
Your criticism does not compute."
1426
01:04:45,184 --> 01:04:47,392
[NORMAL VOICE]
Maybe we should be having more fun.
1427
01:04:47,475 --> 01:04:50,267
We weren't there to have fun.
We were trying to help Wyatt.
1428
01:04:50,350 --> 01:04:51,725
Yeah, right.
When we walked in,
1429
01:04:51,809 --> 01:04:54,684
you were literally doing
the Electric Walker Slide.
1430
01:04:54,767 --> 01:04:58,017
Your mother and I had a small moment
for the first time in 20 years.
1431
01:04:58,100 --> 01:05:00,809
- So what?
- You also ruined things with Ariana, Dad.
1432
01:05:00,892 --> 01:05:02,725
Things are not that bad.
She tried to kiss me.
1433
01:05:02,809 --> 01:05:03,975
[GASPING]
1434
01:05:04,059 --> 01:05:06,975
- You stole my first kiss?
- No. I pulled away.
1435
01:05:07,059 --> 01:05:10,225
- You rejected Ariana? On my behalf?
- God! Gosh!
1436
01:05:10,309 --> 01:05:11,559
- Dad.
- Now I'm confused.
1437
01:05:11,642 --> 01:05:14,517
- I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
- Let's go. Come on.
1438
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,100
- CC: We're not done with this.
- No.
1439
01:05:16,184 --> 01:05:17,784
- Oh, we're done.
- I can't win with you.
1440
01:05:17,850 --> 01:05:19,892
I can't believe you left
without permission.
1441
01:05:19,975 --> 01:05:24,184
- You left the house without my permission.
- I don't need it. I'm an adult.
1442
01:05:24,267 --> 01:05:26,017
No wonder you're so confused.
1443
01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:28,309
- [PICKLES GIGGLING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1444
01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:29,434
JESS: Get out of my room.
1445
01:05:29,517 --> 01:05:30,725
I'm not sleeping in here.
1446
01:05:30,809 --> 01:05:31,809
[WYATT GROANING]
1447
01:05:31,850 --> 01:05:33,142
Gross.
1448
01:05:33,225 --> 01:05:34,225
[ALL GRUNTING]
1449
01:05:35,017 --> 01:05:37,309
BILL: Dad, what are you doing?
Get out of here.
1450
01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:38,892
CC: Don't even think about it.
1451
01:05:41,892 --> 01:05:42,892
BILL: Nope.
1452
01:05:45,225 --> 01:05:46,142
All right.
1453
01:05:46,225 --> 01:05:48,059
["MERRY CHRISTMAS" BY THE RAMONES PLAYING]
1454
01:05:48,142 --> 01:05:50,642
♪ Merry Christmas
I don't want to fight tonight ♪
1455
01:05:50,725 --> 01:05:54,017
♪ Merry Christmas
I don't want to fight tonight... ♪
1456
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:57,892
[ON RADIO]MAN: Ho, ho, ho, and feeling
hot, hot, hot here on Christmas Eve.
1457
01:05:57,975 --> 01:06:01,600
But keep the faith, people,
because Santa is coming tonight,
1458
01:06:01,684 --> 01:06:04,725
and he may just bring a Christmas miracle.
1459
01:06:04,809 --> 01:06:06,767
Hey, Wyatt, any news from Spock?
1460
01:06:06,850 --> 01:06:09,475
He says he should have
the lens done by tonight.
1461
01:06:10,017 --> 01:06:11,309
We can last another day.
1462
01:06:11,392 --> 01:06:13,517
Thank goodness
we got a second chance with Molson.
1463
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,892
Call in sick to school
and go straight to my office.
1464
01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:18,434
Mom, wait, no.
I have a math final today.
1465
01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:21,892
It's 30% of my grade.
You have to get to school.
1466
01:06:23,059 --> 01:06:26,100
Fine. Just try and stall them.
I'll get there as fast as I can.
1467
01:06:26,184 --> 01:06:30,600
Okay, but, Mom, if I am going to be you,
I gotta be me.
1468
01:06:30,684 --> 01:06:32,392
- What does that mean?
- It's--
1469
01:06:32,475 --> 01:06:33,850
- It's gonna be great.
- CC.
1470
01:06:33,934 --> 01:06:34,850
I'll be right there.
1471
01:06:34,934 --> 01:06:36,767
["LOVE IS ALL AROUND"
BY JOAN JETT PLAYING]
1472
01:06:36,850 --> 01:06:39,350
♪ Who can turn the world on
With her smile? ♪
1473
01:06:40,767 --> 01:06:45,267
♪ Who can take a nothing day
And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile ♪
1474
01:06:45,350 --> 01:06:47,975
♪ Well, it's you, girl,
And you should know it ♪
1475
01:06:48,059 --> 01:06:50,725
♪ With each glance
And every little movement you show it ♪
1476
01:06:50,809 --> 01:06:54,184
♪ No need to fake it
You can have the town ♪
1477
01:06:54,267 --> 01:06:58,850
♪ Why don't you take it?
You're gonna make it after all... ♪
1478
01:06:59,892 --> 01:07:03,017
Okay, guys, Mr. Molson and his team
are on their way.
1479
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:06,225
We're gonna present our design
for Jefferson Gardens,
1480
01:07:06,309 --> 01:07:09,392
but this time,
we are going to do it as a team.
1481
01:07:09,475 --> 01:07:12,225
W-w-w-wait, so you don't want
to do it all by yourself?
1482
01:07:12,309 --> 01:07:14,600
No. I need help, guys.
I need you all.
1483
01:07:14,684 --> 01:07:17,184
Whatever you need,
your team is here to help. Right?
1484
01:07:17,684 --> 01:07:18,809
- Oh my gosh!
- Of course.
1485
01:07:18,892 --> 01:07:20,892
Okay, everyone has nicknames today.
1486
01:07:20,975 --> 01:07:24,642
- Ooh. Could I be Beyoncé?
- She doesn't remember our names.
1487
01:07:24,725 --> 01:07:27,892
- Snake bite, did you ever play sports?
- Field hockey in high school.
1488
01:07:28,017 --> 01:07:29,475
Team sport.
My girl.
1489
01:07:29,559 --> 01:07:34,350
There are gonna be a lot of questions,
so you are in defense with Ramona Quimby.
1490
01:07:34,434 --> 01:07:36,934
- It's the bowl cut, isn't it?
- ALL: Yeah.
1491
01:07:37,017 --> 01:07:39,100
Okay, team, on three.
1492
01:07:39,184 --> 01:07:41,225
- Bring it in. Ready?
- Great, I love it.
1493
01:07:41,309 --> 01:07:42,934
You guys are the best.
1494
01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:44,392
One, two, three, team.
1495
01:07:44,475 --> 01:07:45,850
- Yes!
- Go!
1496
01:07:50,017 --> 01:07:51,100
Well, that's everyone.
1497
01:07:51,184 --> 01:07:53,309
I guess I can let you all go
a little early.
1498
01:07:53,392 --> 01:07:57,850
Unless someone is brave enough
to give the extra credit problem a try.
1499
01:07:59,434 --> 01:08:00,642
CC.
1500
01:08:00,725 --> 01:08:01,934
[ALL GROANING]
1501
01:08:02,017 --> 01:08:03,600
The answer you're looking for is 42.
1502
01:08:04,975 --> 01:08:08,350
That's correct.
I wasn't expecting anyone to get that.
1503
01:08:08,434 --> 01:08:10,725
Well, you're actually asking
the wrong question.
1504
01:08:10,809 --> 01:08:11,684
- I am?
- BOY: CC.
1505
01:08:11,767 --> 01:08:14,309
- Please elaborate.
- With pleasure.
1506
01:08:14,392 --> 01:08:16,309
It's essentially an architectural problem.
1507
01:08:16,392 --> 01:08:19,975
We're solving for a curvature equation
using differential geometry.
1508
01:08:20,059 --> 01:08:24,225
But what's the vector analysis?
Where are the planar quadrilaterals?
1509
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:27,434
And we must calculate
for the cross-structural integrals.
1510
01:08:27,517 --> 01:08:29,767
- You know, guys, math is art.
- BOY: Seriously?
1511
01:08:29,850 --> 01:08:34,892
Just look at the quadrature of Notre Dame,
or even the Golden Ratio of the Parthenon.
1512
01:08:34,975 --> 01:08:38,892
And even the Chaminar Monument in India
uses the number four in its intervals.
1513
01:08:38,975 --> 01:08:40,350
Right, guys?
Come on.
1514
01:08:40,434 --> 01:08:41,434
[BELL RINGING]
1515
01:08:48,142 --> 01:08:51,600
Mr. Hollis, when do you think
we'll have those results?
1516
01:08:51,684 --> 01:08:53,100
I'm worried about my grades.
1517
01:08:53,184 --> 01:08:55,975
Miss Walker, I think we both know
where you stand.
1518
01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:01,184
- It's really that bad, then?
- What? No.
1519
01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:04,559
I mean, the progress that you've made
this semester, it's been amazing.
1520
01:09:05,225 --> 01:09:08,517
If your mom could see
how hard you've been applying yourself,
1521
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,975
she'd be really proud.
1522
01:09:10,850 --> 01:09:12,100
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1523
01:09:14,059 --> 01:09:15,267
Thank you.
1524
01:09:15,350 --> 01:09:17,517
What do you mean
it's not gonna be done on time?
1525
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:22,184
Spock, I need that lens tonight
before the planetary alignment ends.
1526
01:09:22,934 --> 01:09:25,100
There are astrological implications.
1527
01:09:25,184 --> 01:09:29,517
You're the frontman. Heard great things.
Ten million people watching tonight.
1528
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,559
Pressure's on.
You know what they say.
1529
01:09:31,642 --> 01:09:33,767
Burst pipes makes diamonds.
1530
01:09:35,059 --> 01:09:38,059
Gwyneth, no more candles.
Come on. Load up.
1531
01:09:40,642 --> 01:09:43,475
Come on, bro.
It's time. Let's roll.
1532
01:09:43,559 --> 01:09:44,600
[HEART PUMPING]
1533
01:09:44,684 --> 01:09:46,225
- Come on.
- Yeah.
1534
01:09:47,142 --> 01:09:50,434
[MUFFLED] You gonna be all right?
Ready to do this?
1535
01:09:51,350 --> 01:09:52,600
Oh.
1536
01:09:52,684 --> 01:09:53,975
- Kara?
- Hm-mm.
1537
01:09:56,059 --> 01:09:58,517
You don't know this,
but my daughter, she's like a--
1538
01:09:59,475 --> 01:10:02,309
- She's a really good soccer player.
- Of course I know that.
1539
01:10:02,392 --> 01:10:06,225
You've shown everyone here, like,
no less than 1,000 videos of her playing.
1540
01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:07,892
- I have?
- Yes.
1541
01:10:08,434 --> 01:10:09,600
She's awesome.
1542
01:10:09,684 --> 01:10:14,017
So I'm being a total control freak
by killing a huge opportunity for her
1543
01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:16,892
to move away from home
and play with the national team.
1544
01:10:16,975 --> 01:10:18,142
Jess.
1545
01:10:18,809 --> 01:10:20,642
You're not being a control freak.
1546
01:10:20,725 --> 01:10:23,225
You're just doing
what you think is best for CC.
1547
01:10:23,309 --> 01:10:24,767
- Please.
- Jess.
1548
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,309
You're my boss, and you're my role model,
1549
01:10:28,392 --> 01:10:31,559
and I'd be thrilled if I could manage
to balance work and family
1550
01:10:31,642 --> 01:10:33,142
even as half as well as you can.
1551
01:10:33,225 --> 01:10:35,267
But you've taught me
it comes with sacrifices.
1552
01:10:35,350 --> 01:10:36,475
What sacrifices?
1553
01:10:36,559 --> 01:10:39,392
I mean, not like sacrifices
because they're for your kids,
1554
01:10:39,475 --> 01:10:41,100
and apparently, they're important.
1555
01:10:41,184 --> 01:10:44,142
I wouldn't know.
I have hamsters. But, like, sacrifices.
1556
01:10:44,892 --> 01:10:47,975
Like how you've told me, you haven't
taken a vacation in five years
1557
01:10:48,059 --> 01:10:50,350
so that you could pay
for CC's soccer camps.
1558
01:10:51,267 --> 01:10:53,642
Or how you could've
had this promotion three years ago,
1559
01:10:53,725 --> 01:10:55,434
but didn't want to miss her games.
1560
01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:57,934
It's what makes you the best mom I know.
1561
01:10:58,559 --> 01:11:00,100
We're gonna go in and kick ass,
1562
01:11:00,184 --> 01:11:02,559
you, that beautiful tie,
and those yellow pants.
1563
01:11:02,642 --> 01:11:04,434
Girl, you can pull anything off.
1564
01:11:04,517 --> 01:11:05,392
CC.
1565
01:11:05,475 --> 01:11:06,475
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1566
01:11:09,850 --> 01:11:10,934
I'm sorry, Mom.
1567
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:14,225
- No, no, CC, stop.
- I didn't understand how hard your job is.
1568
01:11:14,892 --> 01:11:17,892
- And everything you do for our family.
- No, no, CC.
1569
01:11:18,809 --> 01:11:20,184
I'm the one who's sorry.
1570
01:11:20,267 --> 01:11:22,850
You were right, honey.
Your way works for you,
1571
01:11:22,934 --> 01:11:25,475
and it doesn't have to be my way
to be a good way.
1572
01:11:26,767 --> 01:11:29,642
More than anything in this entire world,
1573
01:11:30,142 --> 01:11:32,059
I just want you to be okay.
1574
01:11:32,142 --> 01:11:33,600
I will be okay
1575
01:11:33,684 --> 01:11:37,184
'cause I have the best mom in the world,
and that's how she raised me.
1576
01:11:37,267 --> 01:11:38,892
[BOTH CRYING]
1577
01:11:45,850 --> 01:11:47,267
- Mom...
- Hm.
1578
01:11:49,225 --> 01:11:53,184
We are gonna W-A-L-K
out of here and crush this pitch.
1579
01:11:53,767 --> 01:11:57,059
- Because Walkers never quit.
- Walkers never quit.
1580
01:11:57,142 --> 01:11:58,142
Come on.
1581
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,559
Hey. Yo, one, two, three, four.
1582
01:12:01,642 --> 01:12:04,392
Yo, Gabi.
Yo, Gabi.
1583
01:12:04,475 --> 01:12:05,892
Can you guys believe this?
1584
01:12:05,975 --> 01:12:07,975
They seriously expect us to sit up here
1585
01:12:08,059 --> 01:12:11,100
and listen to Walker's band play music
instead of us.
1586
01:12:11,184 --> 01:12:13,559
Didn't Mr. Walker
have a chance to play in Green Day?
1587
01:12:13,642 --> 01:12:16,850
- I think it was Black Sabbath.
- It was a band about a color.
1588
01:12:17,642 --> 01:12:21,725
Imagine giving up the opportunity
to be a rock star
1589
01:12:22,642 --> 01:12:24,142
just to be Wyatt's dad.
1590
01:12:24,225 --> 01:12:25,600
- Like--
- That's sad.
1591
01:12:25,684 --> 01:12:28,725
- BOY #1: Like that's--
- BOY #2: I'd rather be the rock star.
1592
01:12:28,809 --> 01:12:30,434
Mr. Molson, Mr. Hanes,
1593
01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:34,975
thank you so much for giving me
the opportunity to speak with you again.
1594
01:12:35,059 --> 01:12:36,059
You're safe today.
1595
01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:38,267
- No dairy for breakfast.
- Okay.
1596
01:12:38,350 --> 01:12:39,725
Let's cut through the stench
1597
01:12:39,850 --> 01:12:43,684
and talk to you about our beautiful
building on 7th and Main.
1598
01:12:43,767 --> 01:12:44,975
- That's right. Yup.
- Jess.
1599
01:12:45,725 --> 01:12:47,142
[PHONE VIBRATING]
1600
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,767
- STEVE: Everything all right?
- MOLSON: What's going on? Guys?
1601
01:12:53,850 --> 01:12:55,100
STEVE: What are we doing?
1602
01:12:55,184 --> 01:12:57,350
MOLSON: Okay. Come on, guys.
1603
01:12:57,434 --> 01:12:58,850
- All good?
- He's leaving again.
1604
01:12:58,934 --> 01:12:59,850
MR. MOLSON: Um...
1605
01:12:59,934 --> 01:13:03,309
No. Mr. Molson, I'm so sorry.
1606
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:04,975
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1607
01:13:05,059 --> 01:13:06,142
My family needs me.
1608
01:13:06,809 --> 01:13:10,434
But I'm proud to leave you
in the very capable hands of this team.
1609
01:13:10,517 --> 01:13:13,892
They know these plans better than anyone.
They'll show you every detail.
1610
01:13:13,975 --> 01:13:15,059
[SCOFFS]
1611
01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:16,559
You've got it.
1612
01:13:17,309 --> 01:13:18,184
We got it.
1613
01:13:18,267 --> 01:13:19,850
Just hold on, Jess.
1614
01:13:19,934 --> 01:13:20,934
Jess.
1615
01:13:22,767 --> 01:13:25,517
So starting with the exterior garden...
1616
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:29,267
[PEOPLE SHOUTING] We want the show!
We want the show!
1617
01:13:29,350 --> 01:13:32,434
Do you not hear that?
We want the show! Where's your guy?
1618
01:13:32,517 --> 01:13:34,642
- Just one more minute.
- I don't have a minute.
1619
01:13:34,725 --> 01:13:38,600
- Wyatt, where's your dad, man?
- I don't know, Lake. I can't find him.
1620
01:13:38,684 --> 01:13:41,017
We passed on
a synchronized swim band for this.
1621
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:42,225
- JESS: Dad.
- CC: Bill.
1622
01:13:42,309 --> 01:13:44,267
- We got here quickly.
- Where's Wyatt?
1623
01:13:44,350 --> 01:13:45,975
I've looked everywhere.
I'm worried.
1624
01:13:46,059 --> 01:13:47,975
- Let's go find him.
- We want the show!
1625
01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:51,434
- Wyatt!
- Wyatt, where are you, son?
1626
01:13:51,517 --> 01:13:53,559
Come on, dude.
You're freaking us out.
1627
01:13:53,642 --> 01:13:56,475
I'll check the science wing.
You get east and west corridors.
1628
01:13:56,559 --> 01:13:57,434
- Okay.
- Okay.
1629
01:13:57,517 --> 01:14:00,225
Hey, Wyatt. Wyatt.
1630
01:14:01,725 --> 01:14:02,934
- God.
- Hey, Dad.
1631
01:14:05,267 --> 01:14:06,267
Wyatt?
1632
01:14:07,517 --> 01:14:10,100
What are you doing, man?
Wipe it up. We gotta go on stage.
1633
01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:11,392
I really wish I could.
1634
01:14:11,475 --> 01:14:14,475
I just-- I can't.
I'm not like you, Dad. I'm sorry.
1635
01:14:15,225 --> 01:14:16,475
What are you sorry for?
1636
01:14:16,559 --> 01:14:18,184
I heard these kids talking
1637
01:14:18,267 --> 01:14:21,350
about how you were in a band
that went on to be huge,
1638
01:14:22,350 --> 01:14:24,809
but you had to settle for being my dad.
1639
01:14:24,892 --> 01:14:26,100
[BILL GRUNTING]
1640
01:14:26,892 --> 01:14:30,934
I may have been in a band
that went on to become a huge success.
1641
01:14:31,017 --> 01:14:32,184
But so what?
1642
01:14:40,142 --> 01:14:41,600
Well, which band was it?
1643
01:14:42,725 --> 01:14:43,809
Maroon 6.
1644
01:14:44,975 --> 01:14:46,975
Isn't it Maroon 5?
[GASPING]
1645
01:14:47,059 --> 01:14:48,225
Yeah.
1646
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:50,934
- [GASPING] No way.
- Yeah.
1647
01:14:51,017 --> 01:14:52,392
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
1648
01:14:53,267 --> 01:14:54,309
Whoa.
1649
01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:57,809
Do I miss it sometimes?
Yeah.
1650
01:14:58,392 --> 01:15:01,809
I mean, it's hard to accept
that your glory days are behind you,
1651
01:15:01,892 --> 01:15:05,934
but would I trade
what I have now for anything?
1652
01:15:06,725 --> 01:15:07,725
No way.
1653
01:15:08,892 --> 01:15:10,309
Being your dad
1654
01:15:11,892 --> 01:15:14,434
has been the rock 'n' roll
adventure of a lifetime.
1655
01:15:15,559 --> 01:15:16,767
Come here.
1656
01:15:16,850 --> 01:15:18,059
[JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1657
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:20,142
Love you, buddy.
1658
01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:22,475
I love you, Dad.
1659
01:15:25,684 --> 01:15:27,059
[CC PANTING]
1660
01:15:29,267 --> 01:15:31,934
- Wyatt. You okay?
- Um...
1661
01:15:33,142 --> 01:15:35,684
Well, uh, I'm not doing the show,
1662
01:15:36,350 --> 01:15:39,267
and I'm pretty sure Yale
is not gonna be callin'.
1663
01:15:39,350 --> 01:15:43,309
Yeah, and Dad or Alive
is no longer living. So...
1664
01:15:43,392 --> 01:15:44,600
If it makes you feel better,
1665
01:15:44,684 --> 01:15:47,600
I think my dreams of playing
for the national soccer team
1666
01:15:48,100 --> 01:15:49,434
are pretty much shot.
1667
01:15:49,517 --> 01:15:52,475
Yeah, and I think I can say
I no longer work at Atlas.
1668
01:15:52,559 --> 01:15:55,892
I haven't heard anything from Spock
about the lens.
1669
01:15:55,975 --> 01:15:56,975
So...
1670
01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,309
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
1671
01:16:20,059 --> 01:16:24,600
Wait, tell me that it's
for the family Christmas videos.
1672
01:16:24,684 --> 01:16:26,184
What do you mean?
1673
01:16:26,267 --> 01:16:29,184
When I'm with you guys, I'm not afraid.
1674
01:16:32,350 --> 01:16:35,309
It's just like when we were kids.
It's just us.
1675
01:16:35,392 --> 01:16:37,934
- Yeah, we'll all be right there.
- Right behind you.
1676
01:16:38,017 --> 01:16:39,809
Okay.
Okay.
1677
01:16:39,892 --> 01:16:41,142
- Go. Go. Go.
- All right.
1678
01:16:42,267 --> 01:16:43,600
[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
1679
01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:46,309
[WYATT PANTING]
1680
01:16:50,184 --> 01:16:52,350
♪ You better watch out ♪
1681
01:16:53,184 --> 01:16:55,225
♪ You better not cry ♪
1682
01:16:56,059 --> 01:16:57,059
[SCOFFS]
1683
01:16:59,267 --> 01:17:00,975
♪ You better not pout ♪
1684
01:17:01,059 --> 01:17:03,184
♪ I'm telling you why ♪
1685
01:17:06,517 --> 01:17:09,267
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1686
01:17:09,350 --> 01:17:11,309
Walkers are losers!
1687
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,350
♪ He's making a list ♪
1688
01:17:16,434 --> 01:17:18,725
♪ He's checking it twice ♪
1689
01:17:18,809 --> 01:17:22,642
♪ He's gonna find out
Who's naughty or nice ♪
1690
01:17:23,309 --> 01:17:26,100
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1691
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:30,392
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1692
01:17:30,475 --> 01:17:35,434
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1693
01:17:35,517 --> 01:17:37,142
[BAND JOINS IN]
1694
01:17:38,267 --> 01:17:40,725
♪ He sees you when you're sleeping ♪
1695
01:17:41,475 --> 01:17:43,642
♪ He knows when you're awake ♪
1696
01:17:45,350 --> 01:17:48,600
♪ He knows when you've been bad or good ♪
1697
01:17:48,684 --> 01:17:52,850
♪ So you better be good
For goodness sake ♪
1698
01:17:52,934 --> 01:17:56,017
♪ You better be good for goodness sake ♪
1699
01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:59,934
♪ Oh, you better watch out
You better not cry ♪
1700
01:18:00,017 --> 01:18:03,059
♪ You better not pout
I'm telling you why ♪
1701
01:18:04,017 --> 01:18:06,684
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1702
01:18:07,392 --> 01:18:10,309
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1703
01:18:10,392 --> 01:18:15,725
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1704
01:18:16,934 --> 01:18:18,809
[BAND CONTINUES]
1705
01:18:22,767 --> 01:18:24,600
[CROWD CHEERING]
1706
01:18:33,934 --> 01:18:36,684
♪ He sees you when you're sleeping ♪
1707
01:18:37,892 --> 01:18:39,975
♪ He knows when you're awake ♪
1708
01:18:40,059 --> 01:18:41,184
I love you, Wyatt!
1709
01:18:41,267 --> 01:18:44,142
♪ He knows if you've been bad or good ♪
1710
01:18:44,225 --> 01:18:47,642
♪ So you better be good
For goodness sake ♪
1711
01:18:47,725 --> 01:18:50,934
♪ You better be good for goodness sake ♪
1712
01:18:51,017 --> 01:18:54,350
♪ Oh, you better watch out
You better not cry ♪
1713
01:18:54,434 --> 01:18:57,767
♪ You better not pout
I'm telling you why ♪
1714
01:18:58,684 --> 01:19:01,600
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1715
01:19:02,309 --> 01:19:04,975
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1716
01:19:05,059 --> 01:19:11,559
♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪
1717
01:19:11,642 --> 01:19:13,684
[CROWD CHEERING]
1718
01:19:20,975 --> 01:19:23,017
I'm so sorry.
1719
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,017
Dad or Alive.
1720
01:19:25,559 --> 01:19:27,142
I was not expecting that.
1721
01:19:28,059 --> 01:19:29,642
Dad or Alive,
1722
01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:33,142
you're going to Hollywood!
1723
01:19:33,225 --> 01:19:34,600
[CROWD CHEERING]
1724
01:19:35,309 --> 01:19:38,309
I'm proud of you, son.
You did it! You did it!
1725
01:19:38,392 --> 01:19:40,517
Good job!
Good job!
1726
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:42,225
Jess!
Jess!
1727
01:19:42,934 --> 01:19:43,934
Oh my God.
1728
01:19:44,392 --> 01:19:45,225
Amazing!
1729
01:19:45,309 --> 01:19:48,642
- Mr. Molson, I can explain, sir.
- There's no need.
1730
01:19:48,725 --> 01:19:51,184
- Kara insisted I tell you in person.
- I did.
1731
01:19:51,267 --> 01:19:53,225
Your team delivered that pitch perfectly.
1732
01:19:53,309 --> 01:19:55,475
I'm awarding you
the Jefferson Gardens project.
1733
01:19:55,559 --> 01:19:57,850
- Congratulations.
- We got it?
1734
01:19:57,934 --> 01:19:59,975
- We got it!
- Oh my God!
1735
01:20:00,642 --> 01:20:02,600
Way to go, partner.
1736
01:20:03,559 --> 01:20:05,809
Partner?
What about me?
1737
01:20:05,892 --> 01:20:07,642
- You're fired.
- Ho, ho, ho.
1738
01:20:09,017 --> 01:20:10,975
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- No problem.
1739
01:20:11,059 --> 01:20:12,475
- Wyatt.
- I'm Wyatt.
1740
01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:13,934
There's been a ripple
1741
01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:16,434
in the space-time continuum,
or a glitch in the simulation.
1742
01:20:16,517 --> 01:20:17,684
I'm in my father's body.
1743
01:20:18,225 --> 01:20:19,809
- Makes sense.
- You have the lens?
1744
01:20:21,475 --> 01:20:25,434
Well, depends. You still got
that Charizard you told me about?
1745
01:20:26,142 --> 01:20:29,392
My first edition PSA-rated 10
holo Charizard card?
1746
01:20:29,892 --> 01:20:31,559
- How dare you.
- Oh, I dare.
1747
01:20:31,642 --> 01:20:33,184
That's my prized possession.
1748
01:20:34,017 --> 01:20:36,184
More prized than your own body?
1749
01:20:36,267 --> 01:20:37,642
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1750
01:20:40,225 --> 01:20:41,642
- Take it.
- I'll take it.
1751
01:20:42,475 --> 01:20:43,850
Nice doing business with ya.
1752
01:20:43,934 --> 01:20:45,350
- We got the lens.
- We got it.
1753
01:20:45,434 --> 01:20:46,642
- We got the lens?
- Yeah.
1754
01:20:46,725 --> 01:20:48,725
How long
until the planets fall out of alignment?
1755
01:20:48,809 --> 01:20:50,059
Thirty-seven minutes.
1756
01:20:50,642 --> 01:20:52,767
To get across town?
We'll need a rocket ship.
1757
01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:56,892
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1758
01:20:59,267 --> 01:21:03,225
You asked for a rocket ship,
I give you a '69 Yenko Camaro.
1759
01:21:04,184 --> 01:21:06,309
Mom, we need Pickles and Miles.
1760
01:21:06,434 --> 01:21:07,934
Wait, who's gonna drive?
1761
01:21:08,017 --> 01:21:09,725
Look, we'll do it together, okay?
1762
01:21:09,809 --> 01:21:10,850
[CAR REVVING]
1763
01:21:10,934 --> 01:21:12,934
Okay, kiddo, I got shifting and steering.
1764
01:21:13,017 --> 01:21:15,059
You got the gas,
the brake, and the clutch.
1765
01:21:15,142 --> 01:21:17,434
- What's the clutch?
- It's the other pedal.
1766
01:21:17,517 --> 01:21:19,434
- There's three pedals?
- This is your plan?
1767
01:21:19,517 --> 01:21:21,309
- Didn't say it was a good one.
- Hit it.
1768
01:21:21,392 --> 01:21:23,267
- [CAR REVVING]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1769
01:21:26,850 --> 01:21:30,892
Phew. Okay, rough start.
But we're learning, all right? Here we go.
1770
01:21:30,975 --> 01:21:33,059
- Okay.
- When I say gas it, you just--
1771
01:21:33,142 --> 01:21:34,434
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1772
01:21:38,225 --> 01:21:40,309
- Which way do we take?
- Take the 110 to the 101.
1773
01:21:40,392 --> 01:21:43,100
No. The game's just ended.
Downtown will be a parking lot.
1774
01:21:43,184 --> 01:21:44,059
Well, then what?
1775
01:21:44,142 --> 01:21:47,434
We get off at Western and go up through
Koreatown into Little Armenia.
1776
01:21:47,517 --> 01:21:49,434
Look, we just need to get
to the 101 North.
1777
01:21:49,517 --> 01:21:52,059
No. Harry Styles had a concert
at the Hollywood Bowl.
1778
01:21:52,142 --> 01:21:54,309
Man, that'll be
a One Direction nightmare, huh?
1779
01:21:54,392 --> 01:21:56,142
- Not the time, Dad.
- Yeah, sorry.
1780
01:21:56,225 --> 01:21:59,267
How about we take the 10 to the 110
to the 101 South to the five,
1781
01:21:59,350 --> 01:22:00,475
get off at Los Feliz?
1782
01:22:00,559 --> 01:22:03,017
That's a very strange route.
Somebody make a decision.
1783
01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:05,725
There won't be a decision.
There's gridlock on the bridge.
1784
01:22:08,059 --> 01:22:09,434
Guys, we're not gonna make it.
1785
01:22:09,517 --> 01:22:10,517
[ALL PANTING]
1786
01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:15,267
BILL: We are gonna make it
1787
01:22:16,059 --> 01:22:17,517
because Walkers never quit.
1788
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:20,767
- [CAR SCREECHING]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1789
01:22:23,350 --> 01:22:24,850
JESS: Go left!
1790
01:22:24,934 --> 01:22:26,142
[ALL YELLING]
1791
01:22:27,975 --> 01:22:29,100
- Watch out!
- I got this.
1792
01:22:29,184 --> 01:22:30,892
This is not a video game!
1793
01:22:30,975 --> 01:22:33,475
Feels like one! Whoa.
1794
01:22:34,434 --> 01:22:37,892
- The lens! The lens bounced out!
- It's on the hood! It's on the hood!
1795
01:22:37,975 --> 01:22:39,434
JESS: I am getting that lens.
1796
01:22:39,517 --> 01:22:41,475
Watch out for my big booty Judy!
1797
01:22:41,559 --> 01:22:43,350
Careful! Hold on!
1798
01:22:43,434 --> 01:22:44,767
I am getting it!
1799
01:22:44,850 --> 01:22:46,975
- Hurry up!
- Don't let go!
1800
01:22:49,517 --> 01:22:52,309
- Get back!
- I got it!
1801
01:22:52,392 --> 01:22:54,017
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1802
01:22:56,225 --> 01:22:57,725
Wyatt!
1803
01:22:59,934 --> 01:23:01,184
[ALL YELLING]
1804
01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:03,600
[ALL PANTING]
1805
01:23:03,684 --> 01:23:05,642
Oh, man, my door.
1806
01:23:05,725 --> 01:23:09,142
Good news. Car still looks
pretty cheery on this side.
1807
01:23:09,225 --> 01:23:10,600
[TRUCK HONKING]
1808
01:23:11,975 --> 01:23:13,059
[BILL GASPING]
1809
01:23:14,267 --> 01:23:15,267
Shall we?
1810
01:23:15,809 --> 01:23:17,809
CC: Let's go, Walkers!
1811
01:23:17,892 --> 01:23:19,267
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1812
01:23:27,809 --> 01:23:29,017
We're gonna make it.
1813
01:23:36,059 --> 01:23:37,100
[SCOFFING]
1814
01:23:37,934 --> 01:23:39,142
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1815
01:23:39,225 --> 01:23:40,225
What--
1816
01:23:45,350 --> 01:23:46,559
Angelica?
1817
01:23:46,642 --> 01:23:48,100
What are you doing here?
1818
01:23:48,184 --> 01:23:51,475
I think you need
a little Christmas miracle. Get in.
1819
01:23:51,559 --> 01:23:52,559
Okay.
1820
01:23:58,809 --> 01:24:00,434
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1821
01:24:04,850 --> 01:24:07,142
- We have it. Go. Go.
- Whoa!
1822
01:24:07,225 --> 01:24:08,600
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1823
01:24:21,475 --> 01:24:23,142
No. No. No.
1824
01:24:27,475 --> 01:24:28,809
It's not your fault.
1825
01:24:29,392 --> 01:24:31,017
[ALL SIGHING]
1826
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:39,600
Not now, Miles or Pickles
or whoever you are.
1827
01:24:41,267 --> 01:24:43,600
- WYATT: What's that in his mouth?
- BILL: What do you got?
1828
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,059
[PICKLES GROWLING]
1829
01:24:51,184 --> 01:24:52,642
It's the original lens.
1830
01:24:52,725 --> 01:24:54,767
He must've picked it up
and put it in the pocket.
1831
01:24:54,850 --> 01:24:57,975
- We still have ten seconds.
- I love you, you little magpie.
1832
01:24:58,059 --> 01:24:59,059
- Go!
- Go!
1833
01:24:59,642 --> 01:25:00,850
Come on.
1834
01:25:01,850 --> 01:25:03,642
JESS: Come on. Wyatt, go.
1835
01:25:06,517 --> 01:25:08,559
- Okay. We're good.
- You did it.
1836
01:25:08,642 --> 01:25:11,225
Everybody wish you were back
in your original bodies.
1837
01:25:12,642 --> 01:25:14,017
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1838
01:25:18,767 --> 01:25:22,975
ANGELICA: Everybody say,
"Merry Christmas."
1839
01:25:28,100 --> 01:25:29,267
[ALL PANTING]
1840
01:25:31,892 --> 01:25:33,934
- Mom?
- You're me.
1841
01:25:34,767 --> 01:25:35,767
You're me.
1842
01:25:35,850 --> 01:25:38,684
BILL: I don't understand.
I feel the same.
1843
01:25:39,934 --> 01:25:40,934
Yeah, me too.
1844
01:25:43,225 --> 01:25:44,975
[GROANING]
1845
01:25:45,059 --> 01:25:46,267
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
1846
01:25:47,350 --> 01:25:48,434
It didn't work.
1847
01:25:50,725 --> 01:25:51,725
It's all right.
1848
01:25:52,225 --> 01:25:53,517
It's all right, kids.
1849
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,642
["THE CHRISTMAS SONG"
BY NAT KING COLE PLAYING]
1850
01:25:56,350 --> 01:26:00,559
♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪
1851
01:26:03,309 --> 01:26:06,684
♪ Jack Frost nipping at your nose ♪
1852
01:26:10,267 --> 01:26:14,559
♪ Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow ♪
1853
01:26:15,934 --> 01:26:19,225
♪ Will find it hard to sleep... ♪
1854
01:26:19,309 --> 01:26:20,809
Hey, thanks for the ride.
1855
01:26:22,684 --> 01:26:25,100
Just for the record, we did what you said.
1856
01:26:25,184 --> 01:26:28,184
We fixed the telescope.
It didn't work, but...
1857
01:26:28,267 --> 01:26:30,350
ANGELICA: I didn't say anything
about a telescope.
1858
01:26:30,892 --> 01:26:32,767
I said fix what is broken.
1859
01:26:34,142 --> 01:26:37,350
Well, Merry Christmas, Angelica.
1860
01:26:38,059 --> 01:26:39,600
Merry Christmas, CC.
1861
01:26:39,684 --> 01:26:41,059
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1862
01:26:43,475 --> 01:26:50,350
♪ And so I'm offering
This simple phrase... ♪
1863
01:26:50,434 --> 01:26:51,642
Well, I forgot the presents.
1864
01:26:52,475 --> 01:26:53,475
It's okay, Mom.
1865
01:26:53,517 --> 01:26:56,100
♪ To kids from one to 92... ♪
1866
01:26:56,184 --> 01:26:59,559
Well, whatever happens next,
we'll get through it together.
1867
01:26:59,642 --> 01:27:05,350
♪ Although it's been said many times
Many ways ♪
1868
01:27:05,434 --> 01:27:09,434
♪ Merry Christmas ♪
1869
01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:14,975
♪ To you ♪
1870
01:27:22,059 --> 01:27:23,225
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
1871
01:27:27,559 --> 01:27:29,600
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1872
01:27:44,517 --> 01:27:45,517
Dada.
1873
01:27:47,392 --> 01:27:48,517
Dada.
1874
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:49,850
- Bill?
- Hm?
1875
01:27:51,184 --> 01:27:52,059
Yeah?
1876
01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:53,517
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1877
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:54,600
Hm.
1878
01:28:00,059 --> 01:28:00,934
Pickles?
1879
01:28:01,017 --> 01:28:02,475
- [PICKLES BARKING]
- MILES: Mama.
1880
01:28:02,975 --> 01:28:03,975
[MILES MUMBLING]
1881
01:28:04,059 --> 01:28:06,600
JESS: Wake up.
I think we're back.
1882
01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:09,392
CC? Wyatt?
I think--
1883
01:28:09,475 --> 01:28:11,434
Yes. They're back.
Are you back?
1884
01:28:11,517 --> 01:28:14,267
- Is that you?
- WYATT: Guys, look, it's snowing.
1885
01:28:14,350 --> 01:28:16,059
- It's snowing?
- We did it!
1886
01:28:16,142 --> 01:28:17,142
It's a miracle!
1887
01:28:17,184 --> 01:28:18,559
[ALL CHEERING]
1888
01:28:18,642 --> 01:28:19,642
Oh, my knees!
1889
01:28:20,934 --> 01:28:24,767
- BILL: Buddy! Oh, it feels so good.
- I can eat ice cream again.
1890
01:28:24,850 --> 01:28:27,392
You can.
Eat all the ice cream you want.
1891
01:28:27,475 --> 01:28:30,225
Hello, buddy.
Oh yeah.
1892
01:28:31,767 --> 01:28:34,892
Are you our wonderful baby doggy?
1893
01:28:36,809 --> 01:28:38,142
- Wyatt?
- Mom.
1894
01:28:38,225 --> 01:28:39,475
- CC.
- Dad.
1895
01:28:40,142 --> 01:28:42,892
- Yes!
- Oh, my beautiful body.
1896
01:28:43,392 --> 01:28:44,392
Oh, buddy.
1897
01:28:47,725 --> 01:28:49,309
Dad, I just got an email. I...
1898
01:28:50,392 --> 01:28:52,059
Yale says I'm not ready yet.
1899
01:28:52,809 --> 01:28:54,059
[SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES]
1900
01:28:56,642 --> 01:28:57,642
[TAPPING]
1901
01:29:02,684 --> 01:29:03,684
Ariana, hi.
1902
01:29:04,142 --> 01:29:05,142
Hey.
1903
01:29:05,559 --> 01:29:06,559
Merry Christmas.
1904
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:10,767
Mr. Mistletoe.
1905
01:29:11,892 --> 01:29:14,225
That's just to keep you company
when you're gone.
1906
01:29:15,017 --> 01:29:16,767
I'm actually not leaving.
1907
01:29:19,309 --> 01:29:21,475
But it's okay 'cause
1908
01:29:22,809 --> 01:29:26,975
these last couple of days, I've really had
the time to realize what's important.
1909
01:29:27,059 --> 01:29:28,517
And Yale's not going anywhere.
1910
01:29:29,392 --> 01:29:32,142
I feel like if I leave now,
I'll miss out on way too much.
1911
01:29:33,559 --> 01:29:34,559
Like what?
1912
01:29:35,225 --> 01:29:38,850
Well, sharing Mr. Mistletoe with you.
1913
01:29:43,517 --> 01:29:44,642
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
1914
01:29:48,767 --> 01:29:50,100
[CHEERING]
1915
01:29:50,184 --> 01:29:52,642
You kiddin' me?
That's how you know it's cake.
1916
01:29:54,892 --> 01:29:57,392
- So Minecraft later?
- Yeah, of course.
1917
01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:00,475
All right, we'll go on my server.
Yours is a little cluttered.
1918
01:30:00,559 --> 01:30:01,892
It's not.
1919
01:30:01,975 --> 01:30:04,975
Excuse me.
Is this CC Walker's house?
1920
01:30:06,100 --> 01:30:07,767
Yeah.
I, I'll grab her right now.
1921
01:30:07,850 --> 01:30:08,850
Thank you.
1922
01:30:13,559 --> 01:30:16,267
CC, Alex Sullivan
from the US National Team.
1923
01:30:16,350 --> 01:30:18,642
Yeah.
Mr. Sullivan, I know who you are.
1924
01:30:18,725 --> 01:30:21,392
My flight got delayed
because of this snowstorm,
1925
01:30:21,475 --> 01:30:24,434
so I thought I'd come in person
and give you the news.
1926
01:30:25,309 --> 01:30:27,392
We'd like to officially
give you another chance.
1927
01:30:28,850 --> 01:30:31,475
Really?
Even after that horrible game?
1928
01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:33,434
We're looking for two things
in our players.
1929
01:30:33,517 --> 01:30:35,392
Good soccer.
Good character.
1930
01:30:35,475 --> 01:30:38,142
I've seen your tapes.
I knew you were a great soccer player.
1931
01:30:38,225 --> 01:30:40,809
But when I saw you
give up a game-winning goal
1932
01:30:40,892 --> 01:30:43,642
to help an injured opponent,
I knew you had both.
1933
01:30:43,725 --> 01:30:44,850
Oh my gosh.
1934
01:30:44,934 --> 01:30:46,142
[GASPING]
1935
01:30:46,809 --> 01:30:49,892
Can you hold on for one second?
Hey, Mom?
1936
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:52,850
It's a miracle.
1937
01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:58,892
This is the rep from the national team.
He just offered me another chance.
1938
01:30:59,684 --> 01:31:01,184
But I'm, I'm saying no, right?
1939
01:31:02,142 --> 01:31:04,517
Wait. No.
1940
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:07,434
- Right. I'm so sorry--
- Wait, no, we're saying yes.
1941
01:31:07,517 --> 01:31:08,892
You have to say yes.
1942
01:31:08,975 --> 01:31:11,684
And look, if soccer is the thing you love,
1943
01:31:12,934 --> 01:31:14,184
I'll be at every game.
1944
01:31:15,517 --> 01:31:16,392
Really?
1945
01:31:16,475 --> 01:31:18,434
Yeah.
Try and stop me.
1946
01:31:19,059 --> 01:31:19,975
Thank you!
1947
01:31:20,059 --> 01:31:21,059
[JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1948
01:31:27,850 --> 01:31:29,350
Okay, I have no idea what--
1949
01:31:29,434 --> 01:31:30,350
- Yes!
- Yes!
1950
01:31:30,434 --> 01:31:31,600
Great.
1951
01:31:31,684 --> 01:31:32,934
- This is yours.
- Hey, guys!
1952
01:31:33,017 --> 01:31:33,850
Thank you.
1953
01:31:33,934 --> 01:31:36,600
- See you at the tryouts.
- Thank you so much.
1954
01:31:36,684 --> 01:31:37,892
Merry Christmas.
1955
01:31:37,975 --> 01:31:41,392
["IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME
OF THE YEAR" PLAYING]
1956
01:31:41,475 --> 01:31:42,642
[SHOUTING IN EXCITEMENT]
1957
01:31:44,434 --> 01:31:45,725
- What?
- Oh my God.
1958
01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:48,809
This is glorious!
1959
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:56,434
♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪
1960
01:31:57,850 --> 01:32:03,725
♪ It's the hap-happiest season of all ♪
1961
01:32:04,767 --> 01:32:06,517
♪ With those holiday greetings... ♪
1962
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:08,934
ANGELICA: Merry Christmas, Walkers!
1963
01:32:11,934 --> 01:32:15,559
♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪
1964
01:32:15,642 --> 01:32:18,725
♪ Yes, the most wonderful time ♪
1965
01:32:19,684 --> 01:32:24,725
♪ Of the year ♪
1966
01:32:25,559 --> 01:32:27,600
["FELIZ NAVIDAD"
BY JOSÉ FELICIANO PLAYING]
1967
01:32:29,475 --> 01:32:31,392
I'm so sorry you're kissing your mother,
1968
01:32:32,184 --> 01:32:33,350
who's also your sister.
1969
01:32:34,100 --> 01:32:35,850
- I'm so sorry--
- Don't worry about it.
1970
01:32:35,934 --> 01:32:36,934
[ALL LAUGHING]
1971
01:32:36,975 --> 01:32:38,225
Upon meeting you,
1972
01:32:38,309 --> 01:32:43,100
you seem more like a middle-aged man
of middling intelligence.
1973
01:32:43,184 --> 01:32:45,767
Low.
Middling to low intelligence.
1974
01:32:45,850 --> 01:32:48,142
Sort of an Ed Helms type.
1975
01:32:48,225 --> 01:32:50,184
[ALL LAUGHING]
1976
01:32:51,392 --> 01:32:52,809
What are your safety schools?
1977
01:32:52,892 --> 01:32:53,767
And you--
1978
01:32:53,850 --> 01:32:55,934
[ALL LAUGHING]
1979
01:32:56,017 --> 01:32:57,392
Bazooka.
Mark.
1980
01:32:57,475 --> 01:32:59,100
MAN: Drink it ugly, and it'll work.
1981
01:32:59,184 --> 01:33:02,475
I don't--
I am a 50-year-old refined person.
1982
01:33:02,559 --> 01:33:03,600
[ALL LAUGHING]
1983
01:33:03,684 --> 01:33:05,100
[BURPING]
1984
01:33:08,559 --> 01:33:10,267
MAN: Oh my God.
1985
01:33:10,350 --> 01:33:12,267
So gross.
Oh my gosh.
1986
01:33:12,350 --> 01:33:13,892
I am an ungrateful malcontent
1987
01:33:13,975 --> 01:33:17,225
who has no idea the kind of sacrifices
people make for me.
1988
01:33:19,184 --> 01:33:21,225
- [FARTING]
- [ALL LAUGHING]
1989
01:33:22,309 --> 01:33:23,934
Beelzebub.
Mark.
1990
01:33:24,017 --> 01:33:26,642
Sorry? I can't hear you
'cause I have my earbuds.
1991
01:33:26,725 --> 01:33:29,392
Threw it in his face.
He caught it. Threw it back.
1992
01:33:29,475 --> 01:33:31,642
I bounced it.
Bounced it. Bounced it.
1993
01:33:31,725 --> 01:33:32,850
You saved my marriage.
1994
01:33:32,934 --> 01:33:34,434
[MOANING, GROANING]
1995
01:33:34,517 --> 01:33:35,642
I tore a hammie.
1996
01:33:37,225 --> 01:33:38,517
Go on without me.
1997
01:33:39,392 --> 01:33:44,017
You've nothing to worry about. Your puppy
and baby are in very capable hands.
1998
01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:45,350
[LAUGHING]
Sorry.
1999
01:33:45,434 --> 01:33:48,267
Are they gonna kill us?
They're freaking me out.
2000
01:33:49,350 --> 01:33:51,392
[ALL GRUNTING]
2001
01:33:52,850 --> 01:33:54,059
Can you unshave my legs?
2002
01:33:54,142 --> 01:33:55,600
[LAUGHING]
Go back.
2003
01:33:55,684 --> 01:33:56,975
That's how you do it, ladies.
2004
01:33:57,059 --> 01:33:58,309
[ALL LAUGHING]
2005
01:33:58,392 --> 01:34:00,600
This is not how I thought
my life would turn out.
2006
01:34:00,684 --> 01:34:03,017
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- Yeah, Coach?
2007
01:34:03,100 --> 01:34:04,934
- Yeah, CC?
- I can't breathe.
2008
01:34:05,017 --> 01:34:06,017
[ALL LAUGHING]
2009
01:34:06,559 --> 01:34:07,684
He's laughing.
2010
01:34:08,975 --> 01:34:11,225
Please leave this room and never return.
2011
01:34:11,309 --> 01:34:13,350
[ALL LAUGHING]
2012
01:34:13,434 --> 01:34:15,434
[SCREAMING]
2013
01:34:16,517 --> 01:34:17,350
Has she cracked?
2014
01:34:17,434 --> 01:34:20,392
Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
2015
01:34:21,017 --> 01:34:22,017
[CC CLEARING THROAT]
2016
01:34:22,100 --> 01:34:23,559
- Emma.
- Oh [BLEEP].
2017
01:34:23,642 --> 01:34:25,017
It's great.
2018
01:34:25,100 --> 01:34:26,309
- Is that--
- Yeah.
2019
01:34:29,517 --> 01:34:32,059
I'm on a new cleanse
where I just eat everything,
2020
01:34:32,725 --> 01:34:34,225
and then that's it.
2021
01:34:34,309 --> 01:34:35,475
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
2022
01:34:38,892 --> 01:34:40,975
[BOTH LAUGHING]
2023
01:34:49,725 --> 01:34:51,767
[WHIMSICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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