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♪ The sun is out
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♪ The sky is blue
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♪ There's not a cloud
to spoil the view ♪
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♪ But it's raining
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♪ Raining in my heart
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MAN 1:
FUCK OFF!
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MAN 2:
COME HERE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!
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IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT,
YOU LITTLE BITCH?
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MAN 1:
FUCK OFF!
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♪ The Weatherman says
clear today ♪
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♪ He doesn't know
you've gone away ♪
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♪ And it's raining
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♪ Raining in my heart
[EGGS SPLATTER]
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♪ Raining in my heart
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HERSHEY:
ROBERT.
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ROBERT?
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ROBERT, PLEASE. ROBERT.
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MY MIND'S MADE UP, HERSHEY.
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THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' YOU CAN SAY
TO STOP ME.
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NOTHIN' AT ALL!
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I'M BEGGING YOU, MAN,
RECONSIDER.
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EVERYBODY IN THIS TOWN HATES ME.
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THEY TREAT ME LIKE I'M A TURD!
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NOT EVERYBODY HATES YOU.
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DRIVER:
FUCK YOU, ROBERT MUTT!
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[LAUGHTER]
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ROBERT:
NO, I'M DOIN' IT, ALL RIGHT?
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DRIVER:
LOSER!
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ROBERT:
I'M OFFIN' MYSELF.
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IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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ROBERT:
NOT THAT BAD?
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ROBERT MUTT WAS GONNA BE
A BIG SHOT IN THIS TOWN.
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I'M 30-YEARS-OLD.
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I CAN'T EVEN LOOK MYSELF
IN THE MIRROR ANYMORE.
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HERSHEY:
ROBERT, WAIT.
HEY, PLEASE.
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I'M BEGGING YOU, MAN,
COME ON DOWN.
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BACK UP,
ALL RIGHT?!
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ANY CLOSER, HERSHEY,
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AND YOU'RE COMIN'
WITH ME!
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TELL MY MOTHER THAT
I WENT WITH DIGNITY.
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[FROG CROAKS]
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[HIGH-PITCHED WHIMPER]
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[RUMBLING SPLASH]
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♪♪
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[GARBLED EXCITED SHOUT]
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COME ON, ROBERT.
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
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I BELIEVE IN YOU.
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ROBERT:
[GASPING FOR AIR]
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[TRIUMPHANT LAUGH]
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ROBERT:
NEW RECORD!
NINE OF 'EM, GEORGE!
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THAT'S A NEW RECORD RIGHT THERE.
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OH, A NEW RECORD! NINE!
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WOO!
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WOO!
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ROBERT:
WOO!
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[EXCITED GIGGLING]
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ORDERLY:
COME BACK HERE,
YOU SON OF BITCH!
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ROBERT:
[SHRIEKING]
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[SNEAKERS SQUEAK ON FLOOR]
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ORDERLIES:
[SIGHING DEJECTEDLY]
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ROBERT:
OH YEAH! WOO!
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[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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ONLOOKERS:
[POLITE APPLAUSE]
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ROBERT:
THAT'S A NEW RECORD
RIGHT THERE! NEW RECORD!
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WOO!
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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AW, YEAH.
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE STUFF, HUH?
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YEAH, I PUT BACK
46 WIENERS THAT NIGHT.
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SO, YOU'RE THE NEW GUY,
HUH?
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WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
BARRY?
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[GRUNTS]
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OH, GARY.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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I MEAN, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT WAS FOR YOU
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ON THE OUTSIDE,
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BUT PEOPLE,
THEY USED TO RAZZ ME RAW.
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YOU KNOW?
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"ROBERT MUTT,
YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG."
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"ROBERT MUTT,
YOU'RE A JAGOFF."
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"SOMEBODY CRAPPED
IN THE URINAL.
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IT MUSTA BEEN
ROBERT MUTT AGAIN."
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YOU KNOW?[GRUNTS]
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YEAH, ON AND ON IT WENT
WITH THESE...
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HEY, GEORGE.MM-HMM.
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HOW'S IT HANGING THERE?
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GEORGE:
YOU KNOW, ONE OF TWO THERE,
MUTT, ONE OF THE TWO.
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LISTEN, GOT A HEADS UP
FOR YOU.
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THERE'S A NEW SHRINK COMIN'
DOWN HERE FROM WAWA.
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YEAH?
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LITTLE BIRD
TELLS ME
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HE'S SOMETHIN'
OF AN AIR HOCKEY STUD.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
TAKIN' ON A DOCTOR?
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OH, COME ON, GEORGE,
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AIR HOCKEY'S PRACTICALLY
MY NUMBER ONE SPORT.
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[PUCK SLAPS SHARPLY]
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THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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GODDAMMIT.
THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
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HEY, ROBERT, LISTEN, UH...
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WELL, I WAS AT THE FLEA MARKET
LAST WEEK AND UH...
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I PICKED YOU UP
A LITTLE SOMETHING
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AND I WAS GONNA
WAIT TILL...
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YOUR BIRTHDAY,
BUT SHIT,
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WHAT THE HELL.
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CLINTON MANITOBA,
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NORTHEASTERN
INTER-COUNTY FARM LEAGUE
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WORLD SERIES MVP CARD?!
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OH, GEORGE,
I NEEDED THAT ONE.
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I KNOW THAT.
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ROBERT:
OH, GEORGE, I AM GONNA
HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK
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AGAINST THIS DOCTOR DILDO
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JUST LIKE CLINTON MANITOBA.
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EVERYONE...
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IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE
TO WELCOME
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DR. HANS EVERETT POOSEBY,
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OUR BRILLIANT
NEW HEAD SPECIALIST.
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DR. POOSEBY COMES
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
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FROM AN ASYLUM NEAR WAWA.
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DR. POOSEBY,
I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST...
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GO TO IT.
[GIGGLING]
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THANK YOU,
ELIZABETH.
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IT BEHOOVES ME
TO GET STARTED IMMEDIATELY.
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BOTH:
[CHUCKLING]
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ALL RIGHT...
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WHO'S GOT THE ACTION HERE?
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[PUCK SLAPPING]
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[PUCK SLAPPING]
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FOCUS, FOCUS
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[PUCK SLAPPING]
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OH, HOLD UP!
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HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
[TALKING ON TV]
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WEATHERMAN'S ON.
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TV ANNOUNCER:
WE TAKE YOU NOW
TO METEOROLOGIST
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J. AMBERSON DE WHITT
WITH THE LOCAL FORECAST.
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IT IS GONNA BE A CHILLY ONE
IN RIVERSIDE TONIGHT,
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SO YOU DO LIKE YOUR GOOD PAL
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT
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AND STAY HOT
ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN!
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HIT IT!
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[SURFER MUSIC STARTS]
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ROBERT:
[GASPING HAPPILY]
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OH, THAT WEATHERMAN,
HE IS TOO MUCH!
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[ROBERT GIGGLES,
PUCK SLAPS]
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POOSEBY:
YES!
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DIDN'T HEAR A "TIME OUT."
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MATCH POINT.
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YOU WANNA GET DIRTY, POPS?
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I'LL GET DIRTY WITH YA.
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SUDDEN DEATH.
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SUDDEN DEATH!
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[PUCK CLICKING]
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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[WHACKS PUCK,
STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
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OH! OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK!
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ALL:
[LAUGHING AND CLAPPING]
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ROBERT:
[CLAPPING]
I BEAT THE DOCTOR!
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[GIGGLING]
BEAT THE DOCTOR!
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I BEAT THE DOCTOR!
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WE GOT THIS DR. BOZO BIG TIME!
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ROBERT ON TAPE:
DID YOU SEE THAT, LARRY?
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[CHORTLING]
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[CLAPPING]
WE BEAT THE DOCTOR!
I BEAT THE DOCTOR!
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[CLAPPING]
I BEAT THE DOCTOR!
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[TAPE PAUSES]
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DR. POOSEBY:
NOW, BY ALLOWING ROBERT
TO QUOTE UNQUOTE "WIN"
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THIS AIR HOCKEY MATCH,
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I FORCED HIM INTO ACTUALIZING
HAPPINESS AND SELF-WORTH,
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THEREBY OBLITERATING
HIS DEPRESSION.
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ROBERT:
WHAT? HE'S SAYING HE LOST TO ME
ON PURPOSE?
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NO WAY, BUDDY.
I BEAT YOU FAIR AND SQUARE.
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DO YOU HEAR THE PASSION
IN THIS MAN'S VOICE?
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I MEAN, HE MAY BE DELUSIONAL
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ABOUT HIS PROWESS
IN AIR HOCKEY,
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BUT HE'S CLEARLY
NO LONGER DEPRESSED.
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DR. ELIZABETH: [SINGSONG]
I THINK WE HAVE A MAN
READY TO RE-ENTER SOCIETY!
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RE-ENTER SOCIETY?
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WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?
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[FRANTIC BANGING]
COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR!
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MAN:
FUCK YOU, ROBERT MUTT!
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ROBERT:
OH, I SEE YOU IN THERE!
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PUBLIC PROPERTY!
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I CAN STAY HERE
AS LONG AS I WANT TO
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AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
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[CART RATTLES NEARBY]
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IT'S PUBLIC PROPERTY.
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HOMELESS MAN:
YEAH, BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP MOVIN'
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OR THEY'LL NAIL YOU
FOR LEWD VAGRANCY.
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[CART RATTLES]
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GEORGE:
HEY, ROBERT.
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OH, GEORGE.
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GEORGE, YOU HAVE GOT
TO HELP ME.
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YOU HAVE GOT TO HELP ME,
GEORGE.
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THEY TOLD ME
TO COME OUT HERE AND...
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SHOVE THIS TRANQ IN YOUR ASS
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AND PUT YOU ON
THE NEXT BUS HOME.
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BUT, GEORGE, I DON'T WANT
TO GO BACK, ALL RIGHT?
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I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
PLEASE, YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
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YOU REMEMBER
THAT CONTEST I HAD
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WHERE YOU HAD TO GUESS
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HOW MANY JELLYBEANS
WERE IN THAT JAR?
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YEAH.
[SNIVELLING]
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HOW MANY DID YOU GUESS?
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537.
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AND HOW MANY WERE
IN THAT JAR?
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543.
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EXACTLY!
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YOU MISSED BY SIX
LOUSY BEANS.
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YEAH, I WON THAT CONTEST.
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I WON THAT CONTEST
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AND I ATE ALL THEM JELLYBEANS
THAT NIGHT.
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AND BY DOIN' IT
YOU PROVED TO ME
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THAT YOU WERE
A REAL SOMEBODY.
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NOW YOU GOTTA GO OUT THERE
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AND YOU GOTTA PROVE IT
TO EVERYBODY ELSE.
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I CAN'T HACK IT, GEORGE.
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GEORGE:
YEAH, YOU CAN,
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE ROBERT MUTT...
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IS A REAL SOMEBODY.
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SAY IT.
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COME ON, SAY IT.
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ROBERT MUTT
IS A REAL SOMEBODY.
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CAN I GET A LITTLE MUSTARD
ON THAT HOT DOG?
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ROBERT MUTT
IS A REAL SOMEBODY!
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GEORGE: [SHOUTING]
ROBERT MUTT IS A REAL SOMEBODY!
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[SHOUTING]
YEAH, ROBERT MUTT
IS A REAL SOMEBODY!
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NOW YOU GO ON OUT THERE
AND YOU PROVE IT TO 'EM.
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OKEY-DOKEY, GEORGE,
I'LL DO IT.
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BUT, GEORGE,
JUST ONE THING.
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WHAT'S THAT,
GOOD BUDDY?
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WILL YOU SHOVE THAT TRANQ
IN MY ASS
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AND PUT ME ON
THE NEXT BUS HOME?
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YOU GOT IT.
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ROBERT:
[GRUNTING IN PAIN]
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[GRUNTING]
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HE'S GOT A BIG HEART.
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GOD HELP HIM.
236
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:42,625
[THUMPS ON GROUND]
237
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:44,671
[BUS RUMBLING]
238
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,682
KIDS:
[LAUGHING]
239
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:56,683
NICE FACE!
240
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,336
[LAUGHING]
241
00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,599
[LAUGHING]
OH MY GOD.
242
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,600
FUCKIN' CUNT.
243
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,472
PASSENGERS:
[LAUGHING]
244
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:04,647
[DINGS BUS STOP BELL]
245
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,996
I WANT TO GET OFF, PLEASE!
246
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:06,997
BOY:
FUCKIN' PSYCHO!
247
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,390
KIDS:
[LAUGHING]
PSYCHO!
248
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:12,176
ROBERT:
I'D LIKE TO GET OFF, PLEASE!
CAN I PLEASE GET OFF NOW!
249
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,351
[BUS BRAKES SQUEAKING]
250
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,310
ROBERT MUTT IS NOT
A DOUCHE BAG!
251
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,616
PASSENGERS:
[LAUGHING]
252
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,531
KIDS:
DOUCHE BAG! DOUCHE BAG!
DOUCHE BAG!
253
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,404
[BUS RUMBLES AWAY]
254
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,546
ROBERT:
HOWDY, PARTNER!
255
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,070
YOU WOULDN'T BE WILLIN'
TO RENT ME YOUR WHEELS
256
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:39,116
FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
WOULD YA, HUH?
257
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,248
OKAY, LOOK.
258
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,206
I HAVE GOT A DOUBLE
259
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:45,035
OF THIS CLINTON MANITOBA
ROOKIE CARD.
260
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,515
NEAR MINT.
261
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,777
HMM?
262
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,824
IS THAT A SUCKER
YOU GOT THERE?
263
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,608
OH, YEAH, IT SURE IS!
264
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,176
THAT'S UNOPENED.
265
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,265
STRAWBERRY BANANA
I BELIEVE.
266
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,049
I LIVE AT 647 WEST LOCUST DRIVE.
267
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,660
YOU COME BY LATER
AND PICK UP YOUR BIKE
268
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,748
AND I'D BE WILLING TO GIVE YOU
269
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,053
A WHOLE WHACK LOAD
OF THESE SUCKERS
270
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,446
FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
271
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:10,800
[BIKE BELL RINGS]
272
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,412
KIDS:
[LAUGHING AND PLAYING]
273
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,720
[DISTORTED CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS
OVER OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
274
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:19,983
COME ON, YANK MY HANKY!
275
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:23,465
[MUMBLING]
OH! OH NO, MY PANTS FELL DOWN!
276
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,382
YOU WANNA SMELL MY FLOWER?
277
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,644
KIDS:
NO. NOT REALLY.
278
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:29,645
KID:
AHHHHHH!
279
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,907
FRED:
[LAUGHING]
OH!
280
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,214
HA HA! YOU GOT ALL WET!
281
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,695
HE GOT ALL WET!
282
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,740
DID I WET YOUR FRIEND?
283
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,089
OH, NAUGHTY BOY.
284
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,052
[UNDER HIS BREATH]
FUCK ME.
285
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,096
FIONA,
GET IN THE HOUSE.
286
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,097
YEAH, GET IN THE HOUSE.
GO ON, KIDS.
287
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,098
YOU BASTARD!
288
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,447
YOU SICK BASTARD!
289
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,754
HOW DARE YOU SEND MY FAMILY
UNSOLICITED EMAILS
290
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,451
FULL OF YOUR CHILD
PORNOGRAPHY?!
291
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,452
WHAT?
292
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,932
SICK! FILTHY!
HORRIBLE IMAGES!
293
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,020
I FOUND ABOUT A THOUSAND
OF 'EM
294
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,500
ON FRED'S COMPUTER!
295
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,068
AND HE SENT 'EM TO ME,
EVERY LAST ONE OF'EM!
296
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,460
OVER EMAIL!EMAIL.
297
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,114
EMAIL? COME ON,
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
298
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,246
A SCIENTIST TO YOU GUYS?
299
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,117
I NEVER DONE A EMAIL
IN MY LIFE!
300
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,640
BULLSHIT!
301
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,642
FACT: YOU SENT ME
THAT KIDDIE PORNO
302
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,645
BECAUSE FACT:
YOU'RE A KIDDIE PORN PERVO!
303
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:16,953
[NEIGHBOURS GASP IN HORROR]
AND THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ON
MY COMPUTER!
304
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:17,998
NEIGHBOURS:
[CHATTERING IN AGREEMENT]
305
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,782
FRED:
HEY, LOOK AT THAT BIKE.
306
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,653
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE KID?
307
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:22,959
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' WITH HIM.
308
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,482
HE LENT ME HIS BIKE,
I GAVE HIM A SUCKER.
309
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,745
HE'S COMIN' BY LATER
310
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,224
AND I'M GONNA GIVE HIM
A WHOLE WHACK MORE.
311
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,096
WOMAN:
SO THAT'S HOW HE LURES THEM IN.
SUCKERS!
312
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,532
WINNIFRED:
YOU SICK SON OF A B.
313
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:31,533
I'M CALLIN' THE COPS!
314
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,274
NO, NO, WINNIE,
WINNIE, WINNIE.
315
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,449
LOOK, UH...
316
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,320
NO, THIS IS A NEIGHBOURHOOD
ISSUE, RIGHT?
317
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,713
WE'RE GONNA HANDLE
THIS OURSELVES, RIGHT?
318
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:38,714
NEIGHBOURS:
[MURMUR AGREEMENT]
319
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,803
NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME,
320
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:44,415
YOU DOUCHE BAG,
SATANIST FAGGOT FUCK!
321
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,766
YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
322
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,768
AND YOU BETTER GET
YOUR SCUMMY ASS
323
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,508
RIGHT BACK TO THAT LOONEY BIN.
324
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,467
I CAN'T, MR. STEINKE.
325
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,947
THE DOCTORS TOLD ME
I WAS CURED.
326
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,339
FRED:
HO HO HO!
327
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,907
AND HOW'D THEY CURE YOU
OF BEIN' A PERVO?
328
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,257
THEY DIDN'T CURE ME
OF BEIN' A PERVO.
329
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,650
NEIGHBOUR:
WELL, THERE YOU GO.
330
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,825
THEY CURED ME OF TRYIN'
TO OFF MYSELF, ALL RIGHT,
331
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:03,652
A BUNCH A TIMES.
332
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:04,827
WELL, BOO HOO.
333
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,176
ROBERT:
NOW, LOOK,
334
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:06,829
YOU AREN'T GONNA BE HEARING
A PEEP OUT OF ME.
335
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,048
I PROMISE YOU.
336
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,445
YOU KNOW, MR. STEINKE,
337
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,447
JUST BECAUSE YOU USED TO BE
MY BOY SCOUT TROOP LEADER,
338
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,884
DON'T MAKE YOU
THE BOSS OF ME NO MORE.
339
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,190
HEY! YOU GET THE FUCK IN THERE!
[NEIGHBOURS MURMUR]
340
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,932
GET IN THERE,
STAY IN THERE!
341
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,194
SEE HIM RUN?
342
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,894
THAT'S A FAGGOT PERVO RUN.
343
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,593
[UNDER HIS BREATH]
DAMN.
344
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,205
[DULL THUD OF MUTED MUSIC]
345
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,602
[DISGUSTED SIGH]
WHAT IS SHE DOIN' NOW?
346
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,826
[BOARDS CREAK AND SCUFF
AS THEY'RE MOVED]
347
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,443
[GRUNTING AND GROANING]
348
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,273
[GRUNT OF EFFORT]
349
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,932
[LIGHT BULB SQUEAKS]
350
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,630
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
351
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,773
[SIGHING]
352
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:22,862
[WATER RUNS IN SINK]
353
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,515
[RATTLING]
354
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,692
[WHINY WHIMPER]
355
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,260
BECKY: [OVER PHONE]
SHE'S ON THE FUCKIN' SHOW,
OKAY?
356
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,827
YOU BETTER NOT BE JACKIN' ME OFF
HERE, BECKY.
357
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,089
BECKY:
I AIN'T JACKIN' YOU OFF.
358
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,613
YES! YES! YEAH!
[LAUGHING EXCITEDLY]
359
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,747
YOU'VE JUST BEEN BOOKED
ON "A.M. RIVERSIDE!"
360
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,358
HOLY COW!
HOLY COW!
361
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,665
YOUR UNCLE CASPER TOLD YA
YOU WERE GONNA BE A STAR, HUH?
362
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,579
I HOPE YOU'RE READY,
LITTLE GIRL,
363
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:45,841
'CAUSE HERE IT COMES!
364
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,538
I'M READY, UNCLE CASPER.
I'M TOTALLY READY.
365
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,975
CASPER:
GOOD, GOOD.
366
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,106
'CAUSE I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT
YOUR NAME, SWEETHEART.
367
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,065
AND LISTEN, NO OFFENSE,
BUT "MUTT,"
368
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,328
THAT'S NO NAME FOR A STAR.
369
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,633
IT'S GONE.
370
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,939
REALLY?
371
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:57,853
OH, GOOD, GOOD,
'CAUSE I WAS ENVISIONING
372
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,942
LIKE A SIERRA OR A STORM...
373
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,858
STORMY BLAZE.
374
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,339
STORMY BLAZE?!
THAT'S PERFECT!
375
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,818
[GASPS]
IT'S FUCKING PERFECT!
376
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:07,819
YEAH, A PERFECT NAME
377
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,430
FOR A HOOTCHIECOOTCH DANCER
MAYBE.
378
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,649
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!
379
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,129
I'M HOME TO ROOST,
F.Y.I.
380
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,609
NOT ON MY WATCH, ROBERT.
381
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,740
YOUR SISTER STORMY HERE'S
382
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,394
ON THE VERGE
OF A MAJOR BREAKOUT
383
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,657
AND YOU'RE A PR DISASTER
JUST WAITIN' TO HAPPEN.
384
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,008
LOOK, UNCLE CASPER,
I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU DECIDED
385
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,444
TO MAKE MY KID SISTER HERE
386
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,620
INTO THE NEXT BONNIE TYLER
OR WHATEVER,
387
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,969
BUT FACT:
388
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,405
THIS HOUSE BELONGS
TO MY MOTHER, ALL RIGHT?
389
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:29,885
AND FACT:
390
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,104
I'M GONNA GO HOP
IN THE SHOWER.
391
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,323
EXCUSE ME.
392
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,412
CASPER:
STORMY, HANDLE THIS.
393
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,153
VERONICA:
[SCREECHES] MOM!
394
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,067
SHE'S GOT A PHOTO SHOOT
IN THAT SHOWER
395
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,373
IN 15 MINUTES.
396
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,637
VERONICA:
MOM!
397
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,639
ROBERT IS A PR NIGHTMARE
WAITING TO HAPPEN!
398
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,728
TELL HIM THAT HE CAN'T
STAY HERE!
399
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,034
TELL HIM!
400
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,256
[GROANS]
401
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,477
HOT DOG!
YOU HEARD HER!
402
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,087
VERONICA:
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
403
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,175
[DOOR SHUTS]
404
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,220
THANKS, MOM.
405
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,873
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE SORRY.
406
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,527
I AM GONNA PROVE TO EVERYBODY
IN THIS TOWN
407
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,834
THAT ROBERT MUTT
IS A REAL SOMEBODY.
408
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,923
[GRUNTS TWICE]
409
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:12,058
YEAH, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO,
MOM.
410
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,190
YOU KNOW,
I SURE MISSED OUR TALKS.
411
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:14,756
[BARK]
412
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,064
YEAH, I MISSED YOU TOO, KIRSTIE.
413
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,069
[DOOR SHUTTING]
414
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,638
OH, NO HARD FEELINGS,
HUH, GUYS?
415
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:28,813
MAYBE AFTER MY SHOWER
416
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,033
WE CAN ALL PLAY
A LITTLE YAHTZEE, HUH?
417
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,426
WHAT THE HECK, UNCLE CASPER?!
418
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,471
CASPER:
I CAN'T LET YOU RUIN
STORMY'S CAREER!
419
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038
ROBERT:
VERONICA, PLEASE!
420
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,040
VERONICA:
IT'S STORMY NOW, FUCKTARD!
421
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,911
CASPER:
STAY AWAY FROM YOUR SISTER!
422
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:40,912
[BANGING FRANTICALLY]
423
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,653
OH, COME ON, OPEN UP!
424
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,308
[BANGING]
OPEN UP, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
425
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,744
NEIGHBOURS:
[GASPING]
426
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:47,702
MAN:
WHAT THE FUCK?
427
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:48,746
[GASPING]
428
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,752
[ROBERT HUMS NERVOUSLY]
429
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,193
NEIGHBOURS: [SHOUTING]
HEY! LET'S GET HIM!
430
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,238
GO AROUND THE BLOCK!
431
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,810
ROBERT:
[PANTING]
432
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,119
FRED:
[PANTING]
433
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,772
ROBERT:
[GASPING]
434
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:15,991
LOOK, MR. STEINKE,
435
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,775
IF SOME WACKO HAS BEEN
USING MY NAME
436
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,734
TO SEND DIRTY PICTURES
WITH A COMPUTER...
437
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,691
SHUT THE FUCK UP,
MUTT!
438
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,736
I SAY WE CALL
IN THE COPS,
439
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,346
GET THEM TO SORT
THE WHOLE THING OUT!
440
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,913
FRED:
YOU BETTER GET YOUR PERVO ASS
OUT OF RIVERSIDE!
441
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,001
WINNIFRED:
FRED, WHERE ARE YOU?!
442
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,482
HEY! HE'S IN
MRS. PALERMO'S BACKYARD!
443
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,005
ROBERT:
OH!
444
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:33,835
WINNIFRED:
MRS. PALERMO'S BACKYARD!
HURRY UP!
445
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,409
ROBERT:
HERSHEY, I NEED YOUR HELP!
446
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,715
[PANTING]
HERSHEY, HERSHEY!
447
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,197
YOU IN THERE?
448
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,461
HERSHEY:
ROBERT! HEY!
449
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:52,767
OH MY GOD!
450
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:54,986
WHEN DID YOU GET OUT?
451
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,945
THIS MORNING, HERSHEY.
THEY KICKED ME OUT.
452
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,555
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR CLOTHES?
453
00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,991
VERONICA.
454
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,428
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
455
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,994
OH, I'M JUST DOIN'
MY THING.
456
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:07,521
DARN IT, HERSHEY,
457
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,565
I AM GETTIN' IT
100 TIMES WORSE
458
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,306
THAN I EVER DID BEFORE.
459
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,525
THAT MEAN OLD MR. STEINKE,
460
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,917
HE'S CONVINCED EVERYBODY
IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
461
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,919
THAT I'M SOME KIND
OF A KIDDIE PORN PERVO!
462
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,356
THAT'S REALLY HEAVY,
463
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,922
BUT THE UNIVERSE HAS SENT YOU
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
464
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,142
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF RESEARCH LATELY.
465
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,666
I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT
HOW TO LEAD A VISION QUEST.
466
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,885
COME.
467
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,408
LET THE GRANDFATHERS
ILLUMINATE THE WAY.
468
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,496
WINNIFRED:
I THINK HE RAN DOWN THERE!
469
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,237
ALL RIGHT,
MAYBE JUST ONE VISION QUEST.
470
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,283
GO! GO, HERSHEY, GO!
471
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,763
COOKIE,
472
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,852
I WANT YOU TO MEET
MY BEST FRIEND ROBERT MUTT.
473
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,985
ROBERT,
THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND COOKIE.
474
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,160
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
475
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,249
AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN
A NAKED GIRL BEFORE?
476
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,338
OH, I SEEN ONE
IN A MAGAZINE ONCE.
477
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,384
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE HAD
CLOTHES ON THOUGH.
478
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,039
ALL RIGHT,
WE GONNA DO THIS THING OR WHAT?
479
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:52,131
[SPIRITUAL MUSIC PLAYS,
STEAM HISSES]
480
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,136
ROBERT, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
481
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,314
OKAY...
482
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,534
JUST TAKE SOME LONG,
DEEP BREATHS.
483
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,667
ROBERT:
[INHALING DEEPLY]
484
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,771
WOW!
[CLAPPING HANDS]
485
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,381
HOLY COW!
486
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,253
CLINTON MANITOBA!
487
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,471
[CHUCKLING]
488
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,560
EVERY GODDAMN DAY
OF MY LIFE.
489
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,648
YOU KNOW,
I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
490
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,172
NAME'S ROBERT R. MUTT.
491
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,477
YOU'RE THAT FELLA WHO'S...
492
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,523
TRYING TO PROVE
YOU'RE SOMEBODY, AREN'T YOU?
493
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,178
THAT'S RIGHT, CLINTON.
A REAL SOMEBODY.
494
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,309
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
ANY ADVICE
495
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,441
ON HOW A FELLA WOULD
GO ABOUT DOIN' THAT
496
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,443
IF HE WAS ME,
WOULD YA?
497
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,009
TAKE A KNEE.
498
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,621
NOW LISTEN HERE.
499
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,231
I DON'T GIVE
A RAT'S ASS
500
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,233
WHETHER YOUR NAME
IS CLINTON MANITOBA
501
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,279
OR ROBERT R. MUTT.
502
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,804
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PROVE
YOU'RE SOMEBODY
503
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,893
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
THREE THINGS:
504
00:19:58,893 --> 00:19:59,937
A GIRL,
505
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,158
SOME MONEY,
506
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,858
AND A CHAMPIONSHIP RING
RIGHT AROUND YOUR FINGER.
507
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,425
YOU GOT A GIRL,
508
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,427
YOU GOT SOME MONEY...
509
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,820
WHAT WAS THE OTHER
ONE AGAIN?
510
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,953
A CHAMPIONSHIP RING...
RIGHT AROUND YOUR FINGER;
511
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:16,780
THAT'S THE BIG ONE.
512
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,825
THAT'S THE BIG ONE.
513
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,609
YOU GOT IT.
514
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,045
OH, WOW.
515
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,092
CLINTON MANITOBA
TALKIN' TO ME!
516
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,615
LET'S SEE SOME HUSTLE,
CHAMP.
517
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,356
OH, YOU BET I WILL.
518
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,662
THANKS A MILLION!
519
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,012
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU...
520
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,276
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU...
521
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,146
HERSHEY:
ROBERT?
522
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,409
THANK YOU, THANK YOU...
523
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,540
GODDAMN IT!
GET OFF ME!
524
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,541
ROBERT.
525
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,369
HAH! OH!
526
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,718
TAKE IT EASY.
527
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:42,850
ROBERT:
HERSHEY,
528
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:43,894
YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE
WHO I JUST MET
529
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,418
ON MY VISION QUEST.
530
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,725
I'M GLAD YOUR POSITIVITY
IS FLOWING AGAIN, ROBERT.
531
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,510
YOU SEEMED REALLY OUT OF BALANCE
BEFORE, MAN.
532
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:53,469
ROBERT:
YEAH, WELL, CLINTON MANITOBA
HAS SHOWN ME THE WAY.
533
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,384
GOD, THE THOUGHT OF THAT
SLEAZEBALL
534
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,820
WIGS ME THE FUCK OUT.
535
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,953
CLINTON MANITOBA HIT
THE GAME-WINNING HOMER
536
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,955
IN THE 1986 NORTHEASTERN
INTER-COUNTY
537
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,478
FARM LEAGUE WORLD SERIES.
538
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,524
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, COOKIE,
THAT MAN'S A HERO.
539
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,135
COOKIE:
THEY GUY'S A MENACE
TO ANYTHING IN A SKIRT.
540
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,963
THERE ARE HUNDREDS
OF HIS TWISTED VIDEOS
541
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,007
ON THE INTERNET.
542
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,400
ROBERT:
YEAH, WELL, THAT FIGURES.
543
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,054
I'LL BE DEAD AND BURIED
BEFORE YOU EVER CATCH ME
544
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,056
LOOKING AT AN INTERNET.
545
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,320
HERSHEY!
546
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,148
THERE IT IS,
MY CHAMPIONSHIP RING!
547
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,932
LOOK IT!
548
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,194
IN A MAGICAL UNIVERSE,
ROBERT,
549
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,109
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES.
550
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,416
ROBERT:
25 EFFIN' DOLLARS?
551
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,200
MIGHT AS WELL BE A HUNDRED!
552
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,334
HERSHEY, WHERE YOU GET
YOUR MONEY AT?
553
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,467
I RELY STRICTLY
ON THE BARTER SYSTEM.
554
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,338
RIGHT, THAT FIGURES.
555
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,079
COOKIE:
YOU KNOW, ROBERT,
IF YOU'RE DESPERATE,
556
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:41,300
I THINK EUGE NEEDS
A NEW DELIVERY BOY.
557
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:43,345
ME A DELIVERY BOY?
558
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,653
WHAT? LIKE A PAPER ROUTE
OR SOMETHIN'?
559
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:47,958
[COCKS GUN]
560
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,133
EUGE:
ALL RIGHT.
561
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,744
NOW, MY RACKET'S STRICTLY
CONTRABAND:
562
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,398
DOPE, FURS, PILLS,
CONCERT TICKETS,
563
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,964
SEX TOYS,
YOU NAME IT.
564
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:56,445
HERSHEY:
EUGE, WHEN DID YOU GET
INTO THIS HARDCORE SHIT?
565
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,707
EUGE:
THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL,
HERSHEY.
566
00:21:57,707 --> 00:22:00,057
GUNS AND CRYSTAL ARE
THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE.
567
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,494
TRUST ME,
FIVE YEARS FROM NOW,
568
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,060
EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHER'S
GONNA BE PACKIN' HEAT
569
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,758
AND FUCKED OUTTA
THEIR MINDS ON METH.
570
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,673
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET
INTO BASEBALL CARDS.
571
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,283
WHAT'RE YOU,
A FUCKIN' COP?!
572
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:09,458
COOKIE.
573
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,068
AM I GONNA BE ABLE
TO TRUST THIS DILDO?
574
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,462
HOW FAR YOU THINK
YOU COULD THROW HIM?
575
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,203
SERIOUSLY, ROBERT'S HARMLESS.
576
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:17,901
I DON'T THINK THE ELEVATOR
GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.
577
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,773
EUGE:
HARMLESS AND STUPID.
578
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,557
[CHUCKLING]
IT'S A PERFECT COVER.
579
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,385
FUCK IT.
I'LL TAKE A CHANCE.
580
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,256
THIS IS GOIN' TO
THE ROLLER RINK, SNACK AREA.
581
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:26,562
THE CONNECTION'LL BE
AT A TABLE
582
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:27,781
BESIDE THE SKATE RENTAL.
583
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,565
THIS IS A HUMAN LIVER
FOR TRANSPLANT.
584
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:30,392
[LIVER OOZES AND BUBBLES]
585
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,480
[GRIMACING]
586
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,090
SO...
THAT'S GOTTA BE DROPPED OFF
587
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,092
NO LATER THAN TOMORROW MORNING,
9 A.M.
588
00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,572
THE REST
OF THIS STUFF...
589
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:37,791
BY THE END
OF THE DAY.
590
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,575
THIS SHIT IS NETTIN' ME
ALMOST TWO GRAND.
591
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:40,924
SO, YOU DON'T FUCK IT UP,
592
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,404
I'LL GIVE YOU TEN PERCENT
OF EVERYTHING.
593
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,756
UH, I DON'T MEAN TO HAGGLE
WITH YOU, MR. DILLION,
594
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,541
BUT I'M GONNA NEED 25 DOLLARS.
595
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,194
[COOKIE LAUGHS]
OOH...
596
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,109
ROBERT, I'M NO MATHEMATICIAN,
BUT I THINK TEN PERCENT...
597
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,110
SHUSH, HERSHEY.
598
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,590
YEAH, SHUSH HERSHEY.
599
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,810
OKAY. YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN,
MUTT,
600
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,638
BUT 25 BUCKS IT IS.
601
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,770
OH, YOU WILL NOT BE
DISAPPOINTED!
602
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,729
HERSHEY:
ROBERT! HEY, EUGE, MAN, COME ON.
603
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:03,947
QUIET, HERSHEY.
604
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:07,429
EUGE:
ALL RIGHT, LET'S CELEBRATE.
605
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,214
WHO WANTS TO EAT
SOME MAGIC MUSHROOMS?
[LAUGHING]
606
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:11,955
ALL RIGHT,
I'M STARVING.
607
00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:13,435
TRY TO GET ONE
WITH A CAP.
608
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,436
HERSEY.
609
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,438
ROBERT:
MMM, I LOVE MUSHROOMS.
610
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,439
HERSHEY:
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
611
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,440
ROBERT,
NOT TOO MANY OF THEM.
612
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,572
EUGE:
COME ON.
WHAT?
613
00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:33,020
PUT THE KETAMINE
IN MY SOCK.
614
00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:43,813
TAKE THE ENVELOPE
FROM MY SHIRT.
615
00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:51,038
THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
616
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:54,694
[BABY CRYING]
617
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,570
ROBERT:
[CHUCKLES]
618
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:02,919
EASY PEASEY JAPANEASEY.
619
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:07,315
COOKIE:
[SIGHS SUGGESTIVELY AND GIGGLES]
620
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,841
THESE MAGIC MUSHROOM THINGOES
KICK IN FOR YOU GUYS, YET?
621
00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,147
[GIGGLES]
622
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,323
YOU BET.
623
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,243
HOLY MOLY.
624
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,856
GUYS,
IF I GOTTA GET A GIRL,
625
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,292
I THINK MAYBE
I MIGHT WANT THAT ONE
626
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,772
RIGHT OVER THERE.
627
00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:30,817
YOU KNOW, ROBERT,
628
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,035
IF I WAS SINGLE
629
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:34,385
AND YOU CAME OVER
AND SAID HELLO TO ME,
630
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,909
MY PANTIES WOULD BE
AROUND MY ANKLES
631
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:39,956
IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS FLAT.
[WORDS CONTINUE TO ECHO]
632
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,483
BABYCAKES,
THAT WAS SO GENEROUS.
633
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:50,619
[BACKGROUND MUSIC DISTORTS]
634
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:52,752
[PEN SCRIBBLES LOUDLY]
635
00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:55,232
[HEAVY BREATHING]
636
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,237
[MUSIC DISTORTS EVEN MORE]
637
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,238
[MOANING]
638
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:03,284
[URINE SPLASHES LOUDLY]
639
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:05,416
[UNDER HIS BREATH]
HERSHEY!
640
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:06,461
YEAH?
641
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,464
HERSHEY, GET OVER HERE!
642
00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:12,902
HERSHEY:
HOW MAY I HELP YOU, ROBERT?
643
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:13,860
I PISSED MY PANTS,
HERSHEY.
644
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:16,819
TAKE A LOOK.
[BREATHING HARD]
645
00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:18,821
LET'S SEE.
646
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,085
OH, MAN.
647
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:24,131
I DON'T WANT TO PULL
THE CURTAIN BACK TOO FAR, MAN,
648
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:26,568
BUT YOU'RE TOTALLY DRY.
649
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,354
YOU'RE TOTALLY DRY.
650
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:31,878
OH!
YOU'RE TRIPPIN' OUT,
DUDE.
651
00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:34,228
[GASPING]
OH MY GOSH!
652
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,404
OH, THOSE MAGIC MUSHROOMS...
653
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:40,451
TOTALLY MAGICAL,
TOTALLY MAGICAL MUSHROOMS.
654
00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:42,802
OKAY, HERSHEY,
GO ON, BEAT IT, THANK YOU.
655
00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:49,548
WHOA! PRETTY ARTSY LOOKING
IF YOU ASK ME.
656
00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:57,164
OH, SAY,
HOW'S THE COCOA AROUND HERE?
657
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,608
[GIGGLING]
658
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,697
EDNA:
TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.
659
00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:09,742
OOH.
660
00:26:12,832 --> 00:26:14,007
OH!
661
00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:16,139
YEAH, OH,
THAT IS GOOD CUP OF COCOA.
662
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,924
I MEAN, IT'S NOT AS GOOD
AS THE KIND AT THE ASYLUM,
663
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:19,012
BUT THAT'S UH...
664
00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:20,143
YOU DID TIME
IN EAST RIVERSIDE MENTAL?
665
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:21,405
YEAH, SURE DID.
666
00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:23,016
I TRIED TO OFF MYSELF
A WHOLE WHACK OF TIMES.
667
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,147
ME TOO!
668
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,326
OH.
669
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,415
MY THERAPIST SAID
IT WAS A CRY FOR HELP.
670
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:32,678
MINE SAID I HAD A THING
OR TWO TO LEARN
671
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,115
ABOUT TYIN' SLIPKNOTS.
672
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,030
I'M EDNA KEMPERTON.
673
00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:38,988
I'M ROBERT MUTT.
674
00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:40,599
MANAGER:
HEY, RAINBOW BRIGHT!
675
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,730
THOSE FUCKIN' GREASE TRAPS
DON'T CLEAN THEMSELVES, OKAY?!
676
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,166
IN A MINUTE!
677
00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:46,343
[RANTS IN
ANOTHER LANGUAGE]
678
00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,518
EDNA:
MOTHERFUCKER!
679
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:49,608
I WILL GUT YOU
LIKE A FUCKING PIG!
680
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,609
[PANTING]
681
00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:56,919
I'M SORRY, ROBERT.
682
00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:59,095
THE COCOA'S ON ME.
683
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:01,010
STOP BY ANY TIME.
684
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:04,013
ROBERT:
I DON'T KNOW IF MY MOTHER
WOULD APPROVE OF ME
685
00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,362
MAKING TIME WITH A LADY
686
00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:07,582
WHO WANTS TO GUT PEOPLE
LIKE PIGS.
687
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,671
COOKIE:
THAT CHICK'S A WHACKO.
688
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,542
HERSHEY:
THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH
IN THE SEA, ROBERT,
689
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,806
AND YOU ARE A HELL OF A CATCH.
690
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,808
ROBERT:
OH, COME ON, HERSH,
GIVE ME A BREAK.
691
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,679
HERSHEY:
NO, I'M SERIOUS, ROBERT.
692
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:18,767
YOU KNOW WHAT?
[COOKIE LAUGHS]
693
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:19,812
YOU COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN
YOU WANTED.
694
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:22,031
I AIN'T LYIN' TO YA.
695
00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:29,125
ROBERT:
OH, COME ON NOW.
696
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:32,259
THAT MR. STEINKE'S GONE
TOO FAR WITH THIS!
697
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:34,087
HERSHEY:
WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT THAT, ROBERT?
698
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,090
I'M GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE CHAT WITH THEM.
699
00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:38,961
SEE IF MAYBE THEY WON'T LISTEN
TO REASON FOR ONCE.
700
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,877
FRED:
[OVER MEGAPHONE]
FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR KIDS,
701
00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:45,185
WE MUST DRIVE THIS MENACE
FROM OUR TOWN!
702
00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,621
NEIGHBOURS:
[SHOUTING IN AGREEMENT]
703
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,014
IF WE CAN'T GET THAT TO WORK,
704
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:49,711
WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE OPTION LEFT.
705
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,060
MAN: KILL HIM!
WOMAN: WHAT'S THAT?
706
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:52,801
CHEMICAL CASTRATION!
707
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:53,889
NEIGHBOURS:
[CHEERING WILDLY]
708
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,412
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
709
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:56,892
NEIGHBOURS:
[SHOUTING IN AGREEMENT]
710
00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:58,067
[CHANT]
CASTRATE HIM!
711
00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,503
FRED:
HEY!
712
00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:01,767
NEIGHBOURS:
[SHOUTING ANGRILY]
713
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,812
[TIRES SQUEALING]
714
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:10,950
NEIGHBOURS:
CASTRATE HIM! CASTRATE HIM!
CASTRATE HIM!
715
00:28:13,474 --> 00:28:15,519
[MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY
IN THE CAR]
716
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:26,574
[MUTED THUD OF DANCE MUSIC
PLAYS NEARBY]
717
00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:29,142
GREAT, IS IT TUESDAY
ALREADY?
718
00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:31,971
[SIGHING]
719
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:34,277
OKAY, ROBERT, LOOK,
720
00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:37,890
DADDY AND HIS FRIENDS
HAVE CERTAIN PROCLIVITIES.
721
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:40,936
JUST FIND AN EMPTY GUEST ROOM
AND LOCK THE DOOR, OKAY?
722
00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:42,329
HEY, YOU DON'T GOTTA WORRY
ABOUT ME, KOOKIE.
723
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:43,939
I GOT A BIG DAY
AHEAD OF ME TOMORROW.
724
00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,593
I'M GOING STRAIGHT
TO BED.
GOOD.
725
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:46,637
WOMAN:
COME ON, SLAVE.
726
00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:47,726
ALL RIGHT.
GREAT.
[SIGHS]
727
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,423
WOMAN: SHUT UP!
MAN: YES, MISTRESS.
728
00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:51,120
WOMAN: DOWN THE STAIRS!
MAN: YES, MISTRESS.
729
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,731
WOMAN: SHUT UP!
MAN: YES, MISTRESS.
730
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,124
ROBERT:
HEY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
THIS WAS A COSTUME PARTY!
731
00:28:55,124 --> 00:28:57,083
I COULDA GONE AS A PIRATE.
732
00:28:57,083 --> 00:29:00,390
COULDA GONE AS A WIZARD,
YOU KNOW, OR A ROBOT.
733
00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:01,261
OH MY GOD!
734
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,785
ALL RIGHT,
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY!
735
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,700
I'LL GET YOU FREE
IN A JIFF HERE!
736
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,180
COME ON, HERSHEY,
HELP ME WITH THIS GUYS LEGS!
737
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,181
HERSHEY:
ROBERT, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
738
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,269
ROBERT:
OH MY GOD!
739
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:09,965
MASKED MAN:
WHERE ARE YOU, BIG BOY?!
740
00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:12,011
WHERE ARE YA?
741
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:13,664
COOKIE:
DADDY, I THOUGHT YOU PROMISED
TO CONFINE YOUR LITTLE SOIREES
742
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,144
TO THE BASEMENT?
743
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:16,798
COOKIE'S DAD:
I AM SORRY,
MY LITTLE COOKIEFLOWER.
744
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,931
REST ASSURED
PHILIP'S INDISCRETION
745
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,889
WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED.
746
00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,850
ROBERT:
[GASPS EXCITEDLY]
747
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,547
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE HAD
THE PLEASURE.
748
00:29:26,547 --> 00:29:28,984
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT
IS MY NAME.
749
00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:30,681
ROBERT R. MUTT,
MR. DE WHITT,
750
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:33,075
AND BELIEVE ME,
THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE!
751
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:35,991
KOOKIE, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
YOUR DAD WAS THE WEATHERMAN!
752
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:37,340
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.
753
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,690
365 DAYS OF THE YEAR.
754
00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:41,040
ROBERT:
[ASTOUNDED LAUGH]
755
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,084
LISTEN, DADDY,
756
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,869
ME AND HERSHEY
ARE GONNA HIT THE HAY.
757
00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:45,392
AND SO SHOULD ROBERT.
758
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:46,697
ROBERT:
OH, COME ON, KOOKIE,
759
00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:47,829
A FEW OF YOUR DAD'S
PROCLIVITIES
760
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,700
AIN'T GONNA KILL ME HERE.
761
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,702
HERSHEY:
PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE IT EASY.
TAKE IT EASY ON HIM.
762
00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:52,965
ROBERT:
YEAH.
763
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,923
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
GOOD NIGHT, KIDS.
764
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,403
ALL RIGHT, BOBBY.
765
00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:58,840
LET ME GIVE YOU
THE RULES OF THE HOUSE.
766
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,668
NUMBER ONE:
THERE ARE NO RULES.
767
00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:03,062
THE SAFE WORD IS "RUTABAGA."
768
00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,106
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY
769
00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:05,847
IF THINGS GET A LITTLE
TOO INTENSE.
770
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,718
AND YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT
THE MARATHON ROOM.
771
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:09,982
I REALLY THINK
THAT THEY'RE GOING FOR A RECORD
772
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:11,200
IN THERE TONIGHT!
773
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,549
ROBERT:
OH, A RECORD, HUH?
774
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,942
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO BREAK A FEW RECORDS
775
00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:14,987
IN MY DAY.
776
00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:16,858
ONE NIGHT I PUT BACK
46 WEINERS!
777
00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:19,687
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
THIS PLACE!
778
00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,732
GO AND GET HIM, BOBBY!
779
00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,778
MAN AND WOMAN:
[MOANING AND PANTING]
780
00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,606
DR. ELIZABETH:
[HIGH-PTICHED MOAN]
781
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:26,650
DR. ELIZABETH?!
782
00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:31,003
[GASPING FOR BREATH]
783
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:34,615
LOOKING FOR A REMATCH,
HUH, FUNBOY?
784
00:30:38,097 --> 00:30:39,054
WHO'S NEXT?
785
00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:40,186
WOMAN:
WHAT ABOUT THE NEW GUY?
786
00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:42,536
MAN:
[MUFFLED]
YOU'RE NEXT, BOY.
787
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,452
RUTABAGA!
788
00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:47,106
RUTABAGA!
789
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,064
RUTABAGA! RUTABAGA! RUTABAGA!
RUTABAGA! RUTABAGA! RUTABAGA!
790
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:51,066
RUTABAGA! RUTABAGA! RUTABAGA!
791
00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:53,068
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
SO, IT WASN'T YOUR CUP OF TEA,
792
00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:54,417
BUT THE MORAL
OF THE STORY
793
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,899
IS YOU JUST GOTTA
LET BOBBY BE BOBBY.
794
00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,596
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS BOBBY
CHARACTER IS,
795
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:00,815
BUT I'M TELLIN' YOU,
796
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:04,210
THAT ROOM HAD RUTABAGA
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
797
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:08,475
OH NO! ON NO!
798
00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:10,694
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
799
00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:12,522
THEY TOOK ALMOST
ALL OF EUGE'S LOOT!
800
00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:15,743
BOBBY, YOU CANNOT LEAVE
PARTY FAVOURS LYING AROUND
801
00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,571
AND EXPECT PEOPLE
TO SAY PLEASE.
802
00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:19,051
WELL, WHAT THE HELL
AM I GONNA DO?
803
00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:20,704
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERIN'
ALL THIS CRAP TOMORROW!
804
00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:22,097
SON.
805
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:24,491
WHEN ADVERSITY REARS
ITS UGLY HEAD,
806
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:26,797
YOU'VE JUST GOTTA GRAB IT
BY THE EARS
807
00:31:26,797 --> 00:31:29,191
AND FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE FACE.
808
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:31,193
[WHIMPERING]
809
00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:37,460
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
[SMACKING HIS LIPS]
810
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,809
ROBERT:
[GASPING]
811
00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,420
MR. DE WHITT!
812
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:41,551
HMM?
813
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,510
THAT LIVER...
[GASPING]
814
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:45,381
THAT LIVER...
815
00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:47,601
IT'S DOGGONE DELICIOUS, BOBBY.
816
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:50,125
YOU MUST GIVE ME THE NAME
OF YOUR BUTCHER.
817
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,648
[HYPERVENTILATING]
NO, MR...
818
00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:52,998
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
BOBBY...
819
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:57,393
[SPRAY HISSES]
820
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,048
ROBERT:
[GASPING FOR AIR]
821
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,658
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
BREATHE DEEP, SON,
BREATHE DEEP. DEEP!
822
00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:03,660
[INHALING AND EXHALING]
823
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:05,010
THAT'S IT.
ONE MORE.
824
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:08,535
[TIGHT EXHALE]
825
00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:11,146
[SIGHING]
826
00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:12,756
GOOD NIGHT, BOBBY.
827
00:32:12,756 --> 00:32:13,932
TV ANNOUNCER:
RELEASED FROM JAIL,
828
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,672
ABRAHAM HAS TAKEN
COLLEGE CLASSES,
829
00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:16,673
SPOKEN AT CHURCHES,
830
00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,327
AND RECORDED A RAP ALBUM.
831
00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:20,199
WE TAKE YOU NOW
TO J. AMBERSON DE WHITT
832
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,635
WITH THE LOCAL FORECAST.
833
00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:23,724
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
YARR, ME MATEY!
834
00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:27,423
THIS BE YOUR RUTHLESS CAPTAIN
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT
835
00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:31,297
SWABBING THE POOP DECKS
AND SHIVERIN' ME TIMBER!
836
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,256
BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS,
837
00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:36,693
YOU'LL BE SHIVERING MORE
THAN YOUR TIMBERS
838
00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:39,348
ON THIS FROSTY AFTERNOON.
839
00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:40,349
AFTERNOON?
840
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:41,568
J. AMBERSON DE WHITT:
KEN?
841
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:42,264
OH CRAP!
842
00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:44,658
[DOOR SQUEAKING]
843
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,670
MAN:
[FAKE VOICE]
YOU'RE FUCKIN' LATE.
844
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,889
YOU BRING THE STUFF?
845
00:32:58,889 --> 00:33:00,195
[IMITATING FAKE VOICE]
I GOT IT.
846
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:01,544
YOU BRING THE MONEY?
847
00:33:01,544 --> 00:33:03,633
MAN:
I GOT AN I.O.U.
848
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:07,942
ROBERT:
OKEY DOKEY.
PLEASURE DOIN' BEESWAX WITH YA.
849
00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:20,911
EDNA:
[WHISPERING]
THIS IS FOR YOU.
850
00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:37,145
FRED:
ROBERT MUTT,
IF YOU DON'T LEAVE TOWN,
851
00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:38,886
YOUR BALLS ARE MINE.
852
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:41,193
CHEMICALLY.
853
00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:47,112
[MONSTERS IN DRAWING GROWLING]
854
00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:51,159
[CHILDREN IN DRAWING SCREAMING]
855
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:55,076
MAN:
HEY, EDNA, IS THAT DOUCHE BAG
YOUR FUCK BUDDY? FREAK!
856
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,426
EDNA:
SHIT AND DIE, ASSHOLE!
857
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,516
ROBERT:
SHEESH. OH.
858
00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:05,217
[ROLLER DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
859
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:19,492
[SIGHING]
WHY CAN'T I JUST MEET A NICE,
NORMAL GIRL?
860
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:26,107
JEEPERS! WOW!
SHE'S TALLER THAN ME.
861
00:34:28,283 --> 00:34:30,372
A REAL LOOKER, TOO.
SEXY.
862
00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:33,810
TEENAGER:
[LAUGHING]
STUPID, TRANNY!
863
00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:34,681
[LAUGHING]
864
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:40,643
[LAUGHING]
HERE.
865
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,993
ROBERT:
[ANGRY WAIL]
866
00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:43,994
[VIOLENT SHOVE]
867
00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:46,171
TEENAGER AND ROBERT:
[GROANING]
868
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:50,262
ALL RIGHT,
YOU HOODLUMS, SCRAM!
869
00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:51,785
YOU DON'T STEAL
A LADY'S WIG.
870
00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:52,829
NEVER!
871
00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,447
HERE YA GO, MA'AM.
872
00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:04,145
SORRY ABOUT THEM TWO JAGOFFS
RAZZIN' YA, HUH?
873
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:07,148
YOU'RE MY KNIGHT
IN SHINING ARMOUR.
874
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:09,019
MY NAME'S MUTT,
ROBERT R.
875
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,413
I'M DIXIE.
876
00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:12,893
OH, YOU KNOW,
YOU ARE A KNOCK OUT
877
00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:15,156
EVEN WITHOUT HAIR...
OH MAN.
878
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,506
AS A CARROT TOP?
MAN.
879
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:19,334
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY:
880
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:21,075
YOU CATCH MORE FLIES
WITH HONEY.
881
00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:25,775
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SKATE
WITH ME?
882
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:29,649
[UPBEAT ROLLER DISCO MUSIC]
883
00:35:37,265 --> 00:35:39,702
♪ My head is bad
884
00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:42,357
♪ My mind's all through
885
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:45,404
♪ Ain't been so stoned
since I was new ♪
886
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:51,932
♪ The streets are cold,
the people are too ♪
887
00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:55,892
♪ Aw, but you look like a lady,
let me sing my songs to you ♪
888
00:35:58,286 --> 00:36:01,159
♪ Can't find a place
to lay me down ♪
889
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:07,034
♪ Can't find a face
without a crown ♪
890
00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:11,995
♪ Can't find a hand
I can hold to ♪
891
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:17,610
♪ Aw, but you look like a lady,
let me sing my songs to you ♪
892
00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:23,877
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
893
00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:24,965
I GUESS I'M JUST
AN OLD-FASHIONED
894
00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:26,662
KIND OF GAL, REALLY.
895
00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:30,405
MY DREAM IS A LITTLE HOUSE,
896
00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:31,885
A COUPLE OF KIDS.
897
00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:36,194
THOSE MIXED ONES
ARE AWFULLY CUTE.
898
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:40,154
AND A LOVING HUSBAND
WHO BRINGS HOME THE BACON.
899
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:45,159
I WANT TO BE A REAL SOMEBODY.
THAT'S WHAT I DREAMED.
900
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:47,205
FROM WHERE I'M LYING
RIGHT NOW, ROBERT,
901
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,207
YOU'RE WELL ON YOUR WAY.
902
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,775
YEAH, TELL THAT
TO MY NEIGHBOURS.
903
00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:55,125
THEY ALL THINK
I'M A PERVO.
904
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,259
WHY WOULD THEY THINK THAT?
905
00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:00,348
IT'S THAT GRINCH
MR. STEINKE.
906
00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:02,176
HE'S GOT ALL THIS KIDDIE PORN
ON HIS COMPUTER
907
00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:03,830
AND HE'S CONVINCED EVERYBODY
ON WEST LOCUST
908
00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:06,659
THAT I SENT IT TO HIM
ON EMAILS.
909
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:11,751
LIKE I KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE.
910
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:16,451
DIXIE:
HEY, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT STEINKE GUY.
911
00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:19,672
CHILD PORNOGRAPHERS ALWAYS
GET WHAT THEY DESERVE.
912
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,630
DIXIE,
IF I WAS YOUR HUSBAND,
913
00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,328
I WOULD BRING YOU HOME
SO MUCH BACON
914
00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:25,460
IT'D MAKE YOU SICK.
915
00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:30,639
[SIGHING SEXUALLY]
916
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:34,339
OH, HEY, FOR CRIPES SAKE,
DIXIE, COME ON.
917
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,211
ROBERT, WHAT ARE YOU
PACKING DOWN THERE?
918
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,300
OH. THAT'S A 22 CAL.
919
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:40,519
OH.
920
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:41,476
TAKE IT EASY,
DIXIE.
921
00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:42,825
LOOK,
I GOT THE SAFETY ON...
922
00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:45,175
OH CRAP!
[SHEEPISH CHUCKLE]
923
00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:46,351
OOPS.
924
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,135
ROBERT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH A GUN?
925
00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,267
I'M JUST DELIVERIN' IT.
926
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,312
I DELIVER ALL KINDS
OF THIS CRAZY CRAP.
927
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:53,706
[CHUCKLING]
I EVEN GOT A GRENADE.
928
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:54,707
CHECK IT OUT.
929
00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:57,144
ANIMAL MOVIES,
SOME ROOFIE PILLS.
930
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:58,493
I GOT UH...
931
00:37:58,493 --> 00:37:59,799
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE
MESSING AROUND
932
00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:01,453
WITH THIS STUFF.
933
00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:02,671
OH, COME ON, DIXIE.
934
00:38:02,671 --> 00:38:05,195
A FELLA'S GOTTA MAKE
A BUCK SOMEHOW.
935
00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:08,895
DRUGS AND GUNS HURT PEOPLE,
BABY.
936
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:11,158
A REAL SOMEBODY DOESN'T
HURT PEOPLE.
937
00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:14,335
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST GIVE IT TO ME
938
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:17,338
AND I'LL GET RID
OF IT FOR YOU.
939
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:18,513
NO, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT,
DIXIE.
940
00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:19,993
I DIDN'T KNOW.
941
00:38:19,993 --> 00:38:21,516
I MEAN, I KNEW THIS STUFF
WAS EXOTIC.
942
00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:23,605
I JUST... I DIDN'T...
943
00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:26,216
I DIDN'T KNOW,
YOU KNOW?
944
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,044
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
945
00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:30,308
YOU'RE A REAL SWEET GUY.
946
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,310
DON'T CHANGE THAT.
947
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:47,325
[MOTORCYCLE RUMBLES]
948
00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:56,290
DIX...
949
00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:12,654
EUGE:
NOT EVEN 48 FUCKIN' HOURS
950
00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:13,960
HAVE YOU BEEN
MY MULE
951
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,092
AND ALREADY YOU LOST
TWO GRAND WORTH OF PRODUCT.
952
00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:17,746
NO, I DIDN'T LOSE IT,
ALL RIGHT?
953
00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:20,662
MOST OF THAT STUFF WAS STOLEN
AT THE WEATHERMAN'S PARTY.
954
00:39:20,662 --> 00:39:21,663
YOU KNOW,
AND AS FOR THE REST OF IT
955
00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,056
I GOT I.O.U'S.
956
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,971
I MEAN, THAT THERE
IS MONEY IN THE BANK.
957
00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,756
JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK
IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
958
00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:31,238
YOU HAVE GOTTA BE THE BIGGEST
DOUCHE BAG ON THE PLANET
959
00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:33,893
OR ELSE YOU'RE TRYIN'
TO FUCK ME BLUE!
960
00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:35,373
IS THAT IT?
961
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,419
ARE YOU TRYIN'
TO FUCK ME BLUE, MUTT?
962
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:39,986
BLUE?
963
00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:41,857
NO, NO SIREE BOB.
964
00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:42,989
AND FRANKLY, MR. DILLION,
965
00:39:42,989 --> 00:39:44,730
I'M FINDIN' YOUR TONE
A LITTLE...
966
00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,122
HOW THE FUCK YOU DO LIKE
THE TONE OF THIS,
967
00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:47,123
YOU FUCKIN' COCKSUCKER?
968
00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:48,429
EUGE...SHHHHH!
969
00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:49,822
HEY, EUGE, LET'S COOL
THE ACTION HERE, MAN.
970
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:52,302
ROBERT'S GONNA PAY YOU BACK.
HE'S GOOD FOR IT.
971
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:53,956
FINE.
972
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:55,480
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE KING
OF MARVIN GARDENS HERE
973
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,090
UNTIL HE'S GOT MY LETTUCE.
974
00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,266
IS THAT CRYSTAL, GUY?
975
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,008
IT'S TOTALLY CRYSTAL.
976
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:04,402
JONAS:
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO RAKE
IN THE DOUGH, ARI,
977
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,229
YOU'VE GOTTA THROW
A HYPE SHINDIG.
978
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,579
ARI:
I'M BECOMING A FUCKIN' MAN.
979
00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:09,232
THE WHOLE SCHUL
IS GONNA PAY OUT ANYWAYS.
980
00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:10,364
MAYBE.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
981
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:11,713
YOU GOTTA SPEND MONEY
TO MAKE MONEY.
982
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:13,323
[CART RATTLES]
983
00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:15,456
ARI:
AH, LOOK WHO IT IS AGAIN.
THIS FUCKIN' BITCH.
984
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,153
AW, EXCUSE ME, BOYS,
985
00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,200
BUT YOU THINK MAYBE I COULD
GET MY HANDS ON THOSE CANS
986
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,419
WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THEM?
987
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,159
I'M COLLECTING HERE
FOR THE DEPOSIT.
988
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:25,205
WE'RE HAVING A FUCKIN'
CONVERSATION HERE.
989
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:27,163
ANYWAY, I JUST LOOK AT IT
AS OVERDUE HUSH MONEY
990
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:28,469
FOR THE BRIS.
991
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:29,601
I MEAN, FIVE GRAND
IS THE LEAST YOU COULD EXPECT
992
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:30,732
AFTER HAVING
TO ENDURE THAT.
993
00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:31,951
[CHUCKLING]
994
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:34,823
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
FIVE GRAND, IN DOLLARS?
995
00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:36,695
WHERE YOU KIDS GET YOUR HANDS
ON THAT KIND OF LOOT?
996
00:40:36,695 --> 00:40:37,783
YOU HAVE A BAR MITZVAH.
997
00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:40,829
YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
GIVE YOU CASH.
998
00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:42,744
[ASTOUNDED GASP]
999
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,180
ROBERT, I MUST SAY,
1000
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:48,097
THIS INTEREST YOU HAVE
IN THE JEWISH FAITH IS TRULY...
1001
00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:50,230
FORGIVE ME, I'M PLOTZING!
1002
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:52,362
YES, YES.
1003
00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:57,542
RABBI, UM, IS THERE ANYWAY
I COULD POSSIBLY DO
1004
00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:00,458
THIS WHOLE BAR MITZVAH DEAL
THIS SATURDAY?
1005
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,460
HAVE YOU BEEN CIRCUMCISED YET?
1006
00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:04,592
UH...
1007
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,856
I'LL BUZZ THE MOHEL.
[BUZZER BUZZES]
1008
00:41:07,856 --> 00:41:08,857
LARRY,
1009
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:10,772
CAN YOU COME DOWN HERE, PLEASE?
1010
00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,078
AND BRING THE KIT.
1011
00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:14,689
ROBERT:
ALL RIGHT.
1012
00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:15,734
YES.
1013
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:21,783
[KNIFE SLICING]
1014
00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:24,525
ROBERT:
[ENDLESS BLOODCURDLING SCREAM]
1015
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:45,677
ROBERT:
[READING IN HEBREW]
1016
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:51,552
VERONICA:
THIS IS FOR ALL YOU DOUBTERS
OUT THERE.
1017
00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:56,557
YOU BETTER JUST SHUT
YOUR STUPID MOUTHS RIGHT NOW!
1018
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:59,168
[BREATHLESSLY]
MY NAME'S STORMY.
1019
00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:00,561
[OVER-THE-TOP]
♪ I USED TO THINK
1020
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:04,347
♪ THAT I COULDN'T MAKE IT
ON MY OWN ♪
1021
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,698
♪ YEAH...
1022
00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:10,963
♪ BUT THEN I LEARNED
THAT I CAN'T LET MYSELF ♪
1023
00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:13,313
♪ BE AFRAID OF DESTINY!
1024
00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:16,098
♪ 'CAUSE NOTHING CAN STOP ME
1025
00:42:16,098 --> 00:42:20,494
♪ FROM GETTING WHAT I KNOW
I GOT COMING TO ME! ♪
1026
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,061
♪ OOH...
1027
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:25,630
♪ I GOT IT WHAT IT TAKES
AND I'M JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL ♪
1028
00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:29,198
♪ BEAUTIFUL AND FREE!
1029
00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:31,113
♪ WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
1030
00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:35,770
♪ I SEE FOREVER
AND I KNOW... ♪
1031
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:38,817
♪ THAT FOREVER
IT'S GONNA BELONG ♪
1032
00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:42,995
[PAINFULLY OUT OF TUNE]
♪ IT'S GONNA BELONG TO ME!
1033
00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:45,345
♪ YEAH
1034
00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:50,132
[TALKING]
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT,
HATERS?
1035
00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:51,699
CASPER:
LADY AND GENTLEMEN,
STORMY BLAZE!
1036
00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:53,745
[CLAPPING]
STORMY BLAZE, EVERYONE, HUH?!
1037
00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:55,137
[CLAPPING ALONE]
1038
00:42:57,487 --> 00:42:59,620
VERONICA:
I'M GOING FOR A SMOKE.
1039
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,709
YOU BETTER HAVE MY CHEQUE READY,
RETARD.
1040
00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:04,843
ROBERT:
[SIGHING]
1041
00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:06,409
UH...
[MIC SQUEALING]
1042
00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:08,629
OKAY, WELL, FOR THOSE OF YOU
THAT DID BOTHER SHOWING UP,
1043
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,326
YOU KNOW,
THANKS FOR COMING,
1044
00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:12,502
I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO OPEN MY PRESENTS.
1045
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:13,503
SO, UH...
1046
00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:14,766
COOKIE, YOU WANT TO, UH...
1047
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:18,030
YOU WANT TO BRING ME UP
THAT SHOEBOX THERE?
1048
00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:20,032
THANK YOU.
1049
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,296
WOW! A RAMBO KNIFE!
1050
00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:26,604
[LAUGHING]
LOOK AT THAT!
1051
00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:28,867
WHO IS THAT FROM?
1052
00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:31,347
[READING]
OH, LOVE EDNA KEMPERTON.
1053
00:43:31,347 --> 00:43:33,393
ALL RIGHT,
MOVING ON.
1054
00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:35,177
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE...
1055
00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:39,051
[READING]
I.O.U. ONE BAR MITZVAH PRESENT,
EUGENE DILLION.
1056
00:43:39,051 --> 00:43:40,530
[CHORTLING]
1057
00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:42,010
ROBERT:
YEAH, REAL CREATIVE, EUGE.
1058
00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:45,361
ALL RIGHT,
THERE'S ONE MORE HERE.
1059
00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,234
WOW! $2,000 SMACKEROOS!
1060
00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:51,629
THAT'S AMAZING!
THAT...
1061
00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:55,023
IT'S THE BILL
FROM THE RENTAL HALL.
1062
00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:56,285
GUYS, COME ON.
1063
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:58,461
MY AIR HOCKEY CHAMPIONSHIP
IS TOMORROW.
1064
00:43:58,461 --> 00:43:59,985
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1065
00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:01,639
EFF IT.
1066
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,165
EFF IT... EFF THIS WHOLE
BAR MITZVAH THING.
1067
00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:08,297
[KISS]
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE
EUGENE DILLION
1068
00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:09,864
A VERY HAPPY MAN.
1069
00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:12,911
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA,
EUGE?
1070
00:44:12,911 --> 00:44:14,434
WELL, MUTT, OBVIOUSLY
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE
1071
00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:16,044
TO PAY ME MY MONEY
ANY TIME SOON,
1072
00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:18,046
SO I'M GRABBIN' MYSELF
SOME COLLATERAL.
1073
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:19,047
WHAT?
1074
00:44:19,047 --> 00:44:21,267
I'M TAKIN' YOUR POOCH,
JEW BOY.
1075
00:44:21,267 --> 00:44:22,572
[DOG WHINING]
COME ON.
1076
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:23,965
ROBERT:
KIRSTIE!
1077
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:26,620
THAT DOG BELONGS TO MY MOTHER,
YOU SCHMUCK!
1078
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,105
[CRICKETS CHIRP]
1079
00:44:35,455 --> 00:44:38,893
FRED:
BOY, YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER...
1080
00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:42,157
HE USED TO RUN THROUGH
HIS SPRINKLERS RIGHT HERE,
1081
00:44:42,157 --> 00:44:44,290
NAKED AS A JAY BIRD.
1082
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:46,901
BACK AND FORTH,
BACK AND FORTH.
1083
00:44:46,901 --> 00:44:47,902
GRETA:
THE DEVIL.
1084
00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:48,947
SOAKING WET.
1085
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,473
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE
THAN THREE-YEARS-OLD.
1086
00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:56,781
EVEN THEN THAT LITTLE BUGGER
KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOIN'.
1087
00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,434
THAT'S RIGHT.
1088
00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:00,741
FRED:
YEAH, THAT ROBERT MUTT.
1089
00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:03,831
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IF I HAD MY WAY,
1090
00:45:03,831 --> 00:45:06,355
I WOULDN'T EVEN DO IT
CHEMICALLY.
1091
00:45:06,355 --> 00:45:09,097
I'D GET RIGHT IN THERE
AND I'D...
1092
00:45:09,097 --> 00:45:11,796
[VIOLENT BITING GRUNT
THEN GROWLS]
1093
00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:18,106
WANT ANOTHER BEER, HONEY?
1094
00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:23,633
ROBERT:
AND KIRSTIE,
SHE WON THAT DOGGIE VACATION,
1095
00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:26,724
AND NOW THE LITTLE BUGGER
IS OFF TO WAIKIKI.
1096
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,290
SO YOU DON'T GOTTA WORRY
ABOUT HER, MOM.
1097
00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:30,728
SHE'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.
1098
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,903
AND I'M GONNA BE FINE TOO.
1099
00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:34,993
YOU DON'T GOTTA WORRY
ABOUT ME EITHER.
1100
00:45:37,473 --> 00:45:38,518
[SOBBING]
1101
00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:45,307
[TEARFULLY]
OKAY, TO BE HONEST,
1102
00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:46,961
I REALLY SCREWED UP HERE, MOM,
1103
00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:50,182
AND I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN HACK ANYMORE.
1104
00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:53,620
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE
A REAL SOMEBODY.
1105
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:56,536
I HAVE BEEN BUSTING MY HUMP
FOR PRACTICALLY A WHOLE WEEK
1106
00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:58,843
AND IT JUST AIN'T WORKIN'.
1107
00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:01,541
NOW I'VE GOT THIS AIR HOCKEY
CHAMPIONSHIP TOMORROW
1108
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:03,412
AND THEY WANT 25 DOLLARS!
1109
00:46:04,718 --> 00:46:06,546
I MEAN, WHERE THE HECK IS A GUY
SUPPOSED TO COME UP
1110
00:46:06,546 --> 00:46:08,548
WITH THAT KIND OF LOOT,
YOU KNOW?
1111
00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:09,592
FOR TOMORROW!
1112
00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:11,681
[GRUNTING]
1113
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:14,728
[GRUNTING]
1114
00:46:15,685 --> 00:46:17,383
[GRUNTING]
1115
00:46:21,691 --> 00:46:24,477
BUT MOM,
THAT'S YOUR RETIREMENT FUND.
1116
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,828
IT'S THE KIND OF THING
YOU DREAM ABOUT.
1117
00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:29,787
YOU DREAM ABOUT THIS SO MUCH
1118
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,614
THAT YOU CAN TASTE IT
IN YOUR MOUTH.
1119
00:46:31,614 --> 00:46:33,834
TONIGHT, CLINTON MANITOBA
1120
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:36,576
TASTES THAT [BLEEP]
RIGHT IN HIS OWN MOUTH.
1121
00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:38,491
I GOT MY CHAMPIONSHIP RING.
1122
00:46:38,491 --> 00:46:41,189
I DEDICATE THIS RING
TO MY BABY GIRL,
1123
00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:42,800
REGINA MANITOBA.
1124
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,064
DADDY GOT A CHAMPIONSHIP RING!
YEE-HAW!
1125
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:55,900
[LOUD CLANK]
1126
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,859
READ 'EM AND WEEP...
$25 DOLLARS.
1127
00:46:58,859 --> 00:47:00,295
SIR, ARE YOU HERE WITH A CHILD?
1128
00:47:01,731 --> 00:47:04,343
LOOK, I JUST CAME HERE TO PLAY
AIR HOCKEY, ALL RIGHT?
1129
00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:05,910
ROBERT MUTT.
SIGN ME UP.
1130
00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:08,564
LUCKY NUMBER 5734,
PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
1131
00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:10,392
SIR, THE POSTER CLEARLY STATES
1132
00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:13,831
THAT THIS TOURNAMENT
IS FOR CHILDREN AGED 8 TO 11.
1133
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,484
I'VE GOT THE POSTER RIGHT HERE,
SMART GUY.
1134
00:47:15,484 --> 00:47:17,095
WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT,
WON'T WE?
1135
00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:19,271
WHAT?!
1136
00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:21,577
ALL RIGHT,
THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE.
1137
00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:22,752
YOU GUYS ADDED THAT.
1138
00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:24,580
LESTER, DO YOU KNOW
WHO THIS IS?
1139
00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:25,886
THIS IS THAT
CHILD PORNOGRAPHER!
1140
00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:26,887
OTHERS:
[GASPING]
1141
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:27,888
I BET HE'S TRYING
TO SNEAK
1142
00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:29,759
INTO THE GIRL'S
CHANGE ROOMS!
1143
00:47:29,759 --> 00:47:32,806
I ALREADY CHANGED AT HOME,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1144
00:47:32,806 --> 00:47:34,242
YOU KNOW, AND F.Y.I.,
1145
00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:36,418
THOSE ACCUSATIONS
ARE TOTAL BULL CRAP!
1146
00:47:36,418 --> 00:47:38,029
WELL,
I THINK IT'S "BULL CRAP"
1147
00:47:38,029 --> 00:47:39,900
THAT A GROWN MAN WOULD WEAR
A GET-UP LIKE THAT
1148
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,423
TO A CHILD'S TOURNAMENT!
1149
00:47:41,423 --> 00:47:43,730
MY MOTHER MADE ME THIS COSTUME,
YOU WITCH!
1150
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,123
[HARD SLAP,
ROBERT GASPS]
1151
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,255
I JUST CAME HERE
1152
00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:48,996
TO GET MY CHAMPIONSHIP RING,
ALL RIGHT?
1153
00:47:48,996 --> 00:47:51,129
AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
ANYBODY CAN DO TO STOP ME!
1154
00:47:51,129 --> 00:47:52,173
ALL RIGHT? NOTHIN'!
1155
00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:53,653
NOTHIN' AT ALL!
1156
00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:55,263
[VIOLENT SMASH,
COINS CLINK ON GROUND]
1157
00:47:55,263 --> 00:47:56,917
ONLOOKERS:
[GASPING]
1158
00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:57,962
[HEAVY THUMP]
1159
00:47:57,962 --> 00:47:59,354
HERSHEY:
[GASPING]
1160
00:47:59,354 --> 00:48:00,834
ROBERT:
[GROANING]
1161
00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:08,102
CLINTON, THANK GOD!
1162
00:48:08,102 --> 00:48:09,756
LOOK, I AM GONNA NEED
ANOTHER THREE THINGS
1163
00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:11,279
TO GET TO BE A REAL SOMEBODY,
OKAY?
1164
00:48:11,279 --> 00:48:12,454
BECAUSE THESE ONES...
1165
00:48:12,454 --> 00:48:13,673
MAN OH MAN.
1166
00:48:14,717 --> 00:48:17,459
DO YOU REMEMBER
THE NORTHEASTERN
1167
00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:19,461
INTER-COUNTY FARM LEAGUE
WORLD SERIES?
1168
00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:21,028
I REMEMBER YOU HIT
THAT HOMER AND...
1169
00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:23,161
LET ME FINISH
MY STORY NOW.
1170
00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:25,903
GAME SEVEN,
BOTTOM OF THE NINTH,
1171
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,428
OSHAWA SAVAGES GOT US DOWN
BY TWO.
1172
00:48:29,428 --> 00:48:31,647
THEY HAD THEIR STAR CLOSER
ON THE MOUND,
1173
00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:34,999
A HAIR-LIPPED PIECE OF TRASH
BY THE NAME OF BOOTH GARRETT.
1174
00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:37,131
THAT FUCKER COULD THROW
SOME FILTHY STUFF,
1175
00:48:37,131 --> 00:48:38,741
BUT GODDAMMIT
IF I WAS GONNA LET HIM
1176
00:48:38,741 --> 00:48:40,787
TAKE MY CHAMPIONSHIP RING.
1177
00:48:40,787 --> 00:48:43,659
HE LETS LOOSE
A CUT FASTBALL.
1178
00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:46,793
I COULD SEE THAT THING COMING
LIKE IT WAS IN SLOW MOTION.
1179
00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:47,925
OH, SO YOU'RE SAYIN'
1180
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,361
THAT I JUST GOTTA GIVE IT
MY ALL, RIGHT?
1181
00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:51,276
AND THEN I CAN BE
A REAL SOMEBODY TOO!
1182
00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:55,019
WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT
IF CLINTON MANITOBA
1183
00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:57,238
WASN'T ALREADY
A REAL SOMEBODY
1184
00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:58,239
HE NEVER WOULD
HAVE MADE IT
1185
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,328
TO THE NORTHEASTERN
INTER-COUNTY
1186
00:49:00,328 --> 00:49:02,461
FARM LEAGUE WORLD SERIES.
1187
00:49:02,461 --> 00:49:04,854
OH, SO YOU'RE SAYIN' THAT
I ALREADY AM A SOMEBODY
1188
00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:06,508
AND I JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET!
1189
00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:08,989
I'M SAYIN' THAT SOME PEOPLE
ARE MEANT TO BE SOMEBODIES
1190
00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:11,687
AND SOME PEOPLE ARE MEANT
TO BE NOBODIES.
1191
00:49:11,687 --> 00:49:14,473
BUT, CLINTON,
YOU'RE TALKIN' IN RIDDLES HERE.
1192
00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:15,604
WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN' HERE?
1193
00:49:15,604 --> 00:49:16,779
I'M SAYING GIVE THE FUCK UP,
ROBERT,
1194
00:49:16,779 --> 00:49:18,738
'CAUSE YOU'RE A NOBODY!
1195
00:49:18,738 --> 00:49:20,479
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
GO DOWN TO SKID ROW
1196
00:49:20,479 --> 00:49:22,916
WITH ALL THE REST
OF THE NOBODIES,
1197
00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:25,571
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG!
1198
00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:30,402
[HUGE SPLASH]
1199
00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:33,535
[GASPING AND CHOKING]
1200
00:49:33,535 --> 00:49:35,189
COOKIE:
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK.
1201
00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:36,277
[GASPING]
OH!
1202
00:49:37,235 --> 00:49:39,541
HEY, ROBERT,
YOU OKAY?
1203
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:43,067
[GASPING]
NO, AND I HAVE
A SPLITTING HEADACHE!
1204
00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:45,156
MAN, THAT BARBARIAN
HIT YOU HARD, HUH?
1205
00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:46,461
[GROANING]
1206
00:49:46,461 --> 00:49:47,897
COOKIE:
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, ROBERT,
1207
00:49:47,897 --> 00:49:50,335
I'M SORRY THEY DIDN'T LET YOU
PLAY AIR HOCKEY.
1208
00:49:50,335 --> 00:49:52,032
CAN YOU BLAME 'EM?
1209
00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:53,555
WHY WOULD THEY WANT
A NOBODY LIKE ME
1210
00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:54,904
IN THEIR BIG FANCY TOURNAMENT?
1211
00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:56,297
HERSHEY:
COME ON,
1212
00:49:56,297 --> 00:49:57,907
THERE'S GONNA BE TONS
OF OTHER TOURNAMENTS, MAN.
1213
00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:59,779
ROBERT:
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, HERSHEY!
1214
00:49:59,779 --> 00:50:01,911
GOD, THIS WAS MY ONE SHOT!
1215
00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:03,913
MY ONE SHOT
AT MY CHAMPIONSHIP RING
1216
00:50:03,913 --> 00:50:05,089
AND I BLEW IT!
1217
00:50:06,655 --> 00:50:08,092
WHY AM I TRYIN'
TO EXPLAIN MYSELF
1218
00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:09,919
TO YOU TWO BOZOS ANYWAY?
1219
00:50:09,919 --> 00:50:15,186
I MEAN, THE TWO OF YOU JUST
JOKIN' AROUND DAY AFTER DAY!
1220
00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:17,144
FORGET IT! YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST FORGET IT!
1221
00:50:17,144 --> 00:50:19,059
I'M OUTTA HERE!
1222
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:21,061
COOKIE:
ROBERT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1223
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:23,585
HEY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION
KOOKIE, I'M A NOBODY.
1224
00:50:23,585 --> 00:50:26,719
SO I'M GOING DOWN TO SKID ROW
WHERE I BELONG!
1225
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,634
DON'T YOU TRY TO FIND ME
NEITHER!
1226
00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:30,766
[GUN SHOT IN DISTANCE]
1227
00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:32,072
[GRUNTING]
1228
00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:34,031
[GUNSHOT IN DISTANCE]
1229
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,033
[POLICE SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]
1230
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,036
[LOW HUM OF CHATTER]
1231
00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:44,128
UH, EXCUSE ME...
1232
00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:45,346
[LOUD BANG,
MAN CRIES OUT IN PAIN]
1233
00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:46,391
HEY, UH...
1234
00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:50,525
HATE TO BOTHER YOU GUYS.
1235
00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:52,092
ANY OF YOU FELLAS KNOW
WHERE A GUY COULD GO
1236
00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:53,702
TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM?
1237
00:50:56,444 --> 00:50:58,968
♪♪
1238
00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:03,190
♪ In the waking hours of some
not too distant morning ♪
1239
00:51:05,323 --> 00:51:07,542
♪ You come walkin' barefoot
through this... ♪
1240
00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:09,414
SPARE SOME CHANGE?
1241
00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:17,161
♪ Sellin' yesterday's dreams
wrapped in tomorrow's paper ♪
1242
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:20,642
♪ Whistlin' for a dog
named kindness ♪
1243
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,992
♪ That you'll never find
1244
00:51:23,993 --> 00:51:28,650
♪ It's a cold, hard world,
love ♪
1245
00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:34,917
♪ These are cold, hard times
1246
00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:37,181
♪ These are cold, hard times
1247
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:44,144
♪ I heard my brother died
last week ♪
1248
00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:47,191
♪ Or was that just a rumour?
1249
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:51,891
♪ From an overdose of hate
taken in his veins ♪
1250
00:51:54,589 --> 00:51:56,287
♪ I heard the preacher said
1251
00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:59,986
♪ "God must have a sense
of humour, ♪
1252
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:03,381
♪ 'Cause when they put him
in the grave ♪
1253
00:52:03,381 --> 00:52:06,079
♪ It didn't even rain"
1254
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:12,564
♪ It's a cold, hard world,
love ♪
1255
00:52:15,393 --> 00:52:18,091
♪ These are cold, hard times
1256
00:52:18,091 --> 00:52:20,398
♪ These are cold, hard times
1257
00:52:22,574 --> 00:52:24,924
♪ These are cold, hard times
1258
00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:31,365
[LOUD KNOCKING]
1259
00:52:32,845 --> 00:52:34,194
FIND YOUR OWN DARN BOX!
1260
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,240
I DON'T WANT YOUR BOX,
ROBERT.
1261
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,937
EDNA.
1262
00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:39,330
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
1263
00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:40,592
OH, ROBERT,
1264
00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:42,898
I'M SO HAPPY
I FOUND YOU HERE.
1265
00:52:42,898 --> 00:52:44,335
WHY IS THAT?
1266
00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:46,815
THIS TOWN HAS CHEWED YOU UP
1267
00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:50,384
AND SPIT YOU OUT
JUST LIKE IT DID ME.
1268
00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,734
BUT DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL SHOW THEM.
1269
00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:56,434
I'VE GOT ALL THE FIREPOWER
WE'LL NEED.
1270
00:53:00,089 --> 00:53:02,962
ROBERT:
HOLY MOLY, EDNA!
1271
00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:04,398
COME ON, ROBERT.
1272
00:53:04,398 --> 00:53:08,228
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BLOW
CITY HALL TO SMITHEREENS?
1273
00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:09,708
PROVE TO THIS WHOLE TOWN
1274
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:13,451
THEY FUCKED WITH
THE WRONG PEOPLE!
1275
00:53:13,451 --> 00:53:14,930
YOU KNOW, EDNA,
1276
00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:17,933
THIS PLAN OF YOURS
IS AWFULLY ROMANTIC,
1277
00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:19,935
AND I'M FLATTERED
YOU'D THINK OF ME,
1278
00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:21,937
BUT, EDNA,
1279
00:53:21,937 --> 00:53:23,896
I GOTTA TAKE A PASS.
1280
00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:25,245
I'M SORRY.
1281
00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:28,640
FUCK!
[VIOLENT KICK]
1282
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,250
WHY IS IT EVERY TIME
I MEET A GUY I LIKE
1283
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:32,383
HE DOESN'T WANNA BLOW UP
CITY HALL WITH ME?!
1284
00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:33,384
UH...
1285
00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:34,602
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!
1286
00:53:34,602 --> 00:53:35,951
NOTHIN'.
NOTHIN', EDNA.
1287
00:53:35,951 --> 00:53:37,518
IT'S JUST...
1288
00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:39,477
YOU KNOW,
YOU GET MORE FLIES WITH HONEY.
1289
00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:42,436
[INCREDULOUS GASP]
1290
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:45,265
YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOT,
ROBERT!
1291
00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:47,833
IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS
TO STICK UP FOR YOURSELF,
1292
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:51,315
THEN YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA GET ANYWHERE!
1293
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:55,623
YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG,
ROBERT MUTT.
1294
00:54:04,589 --> 00:54:05,894
[HEAVY-HEARTED SIGH]
1295
00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:13,250
DRIVER:
FUCK YOU, ROBERT MUTT!
1296
00:54:13,772 --> 00:54:15,861
ROBERT:
[RESIGNED SIGH]
1297
00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:23,869
[SPLASH]
1298
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,669
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS]
1299
00:54:57,685 --> 00:55:01,515
I'M JUST GONNA COME RIGHT OUT
AND LEVEL WITH YA HERE, BUDDY.
1300
00:55:01,515 --> 00:55:04,344
I HAVEN'T GOT A CENT, ALL RIGHT?
I MEAN ZILCH.
1301
00:55:04,344 --> 00:55:06,172
I'VE GOT A DOUBLE
OF THIS CLAYTON MANITOBA
1302
00:55:06,172 --> 00:55:07,521
'83 ROOKIE CARD.
1303
00:55:08,522 --> 00:55:13,222
I'D BE WILLIN' TO PART WITH IT
FOR A HOT CUP OF COCOA.
1304
00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:14,615
THAT'D BE A GYP.
1305
00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:15,964
BARTENDER:
[CHUCKLING]
1306
00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,618
YEAH? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
1307
00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:20,273
THEM FUCKIN' CARDS AIN'T WORTH
THE PAPER THEY'RE PRINTED ON,
1308
00:55:20,273 --> 00:55:21,318
THAT'S WHAT.
1309
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:23,450
YEAH, WELL,
I'VE BEEN CLINTON MANITOBA'S
1310
00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:24,712
BIGGEST FAN SINCE EVER,
1311
00:55:24,712 --> 00:55:26,758
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT,
SMART GUY?
1312
00:55:27,759 --> 00:55:28,803
[SPITS]
1313
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:40,641
[CHUCKLING]
1314
00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:42,426
OH MY GOD, CLINTON!
1315
00:55:42,426 --> 00:55:44,341
[CHUCKLING]
HOW'D YOU GUESS?
1316
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,865
SET HIM UP,
IRV.
1317
00:55:47,474 --> 00:55:48,780
IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A LONG TIME
1318
00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:50,521
SINCE THERE'S BEEN
ANY CLINTON MANITOBA FANS
1319
00:55:50,521 --> 00:55:51,783
AROUND HERE,
I MUST SAY.
1320
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:54,525
OH, COME ON, CLINTON.
1321
00:55:54,525 --> 00:55:56,265
YOU WON US THE NORTHEASTERN
INTER-COUNTY
1322
00:55:56,265 --> 00:55:57,832
FARM LEAGUE
WORLD SERIES
1323
00:55:57,832 --> 00:56:00,661
AGAINST THAT HAIR-LIPPED PIECE
OF TRASH BOOTH GARRETT.
1324
00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:03,751
YEAH, WELL, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
1325
00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:06,014
NOT SINCE MY UM...
1326
00:56:06,014 --> 00:56:08,756
SEX TAPES TURNED UP
ON THE INTERNET.
1327
00:56:08,756 --> 00:56:09,888
HEY,
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
1328
00:56:09,888 --> 00:56:12,760
EFF THOSE INTERNETS
RIGHT IN THE FACE.
1329
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:13,892
FUCK THE INTERNET!
1330
00:56:13,892 --> 00:56:15,676
RIGHT IN THE FACE.
1331
00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:17,678
CLINTON:
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO PLAY
WITH A LITTLE PUSSY
1332
00:56:17,678 --> 00:56:19,419
AND VIDEOTAPE MYSELF
DOING IT,
1333
00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:20,768
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
1334
00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:22,770
YEAH, NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT AT ALL.
1335
00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:24,424
I'M A DOG MAN MYSELF.
1336
00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:25,425
HIS NAME'S KIRSTIE.
1337
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:26,600
HEY, YOU WANNA SEE
A PICTURE?
1338
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,775
NAH.
1339
00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:30,909
I'M JUST KIND OF LONESOME.
1340
00:56:30,909 --> 00:56:32,345
I LOST MY WIFE, DELIA.
1341
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:35,348
HIT AND KILLED
BY A SPEEDING TRAIN.
1342
00:56:36,305 --> 00:56:37,698
[HARD CLAP]
DAMN!
1343
00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:41,485
THE FUCKIN' THING
JUST MOWED HER DOWN
1344
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:44,705
AND NOW ALL I GOT LEFT
IS MY DEAR DAUGHTER,
1345
00:56:44,705 --> 00:56:45,837
REGINA MANITOBA.
1346
00:56:46,794 --> 00:56:48,883
[COUGHING]
JESUS!
1347
00:56:48,883 --> 00:56:50,015
[COUGHING]
1348
00:56:50,015 --> 00:56:51,669
[VOMITS]
1349
00:56:51,669 --> 00:56:53,235
OH JEEZ, GODDAMN.
1350
00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:54,715
JEEZ, CLINTON,
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1351
00:56:56,891 --> 00:56:59,198
DOCTOR TOLD I GOT A TAPEWORM.
1352
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:03,463
GODDAMN THING'S APPARENTLY
ABOUT 15 FEET LONG.
1353
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:06,423
AS BIG AROUND
AS YOUR WRIST.
1354
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,729
BUT I HEARD THAT THAT'S
SOME KIND OF RECORD.
1355
00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,601
A RECORD, HUH?
1356
00:57:10,601 --> 00:57:12,951
[CHUCKLING]
A TAPEWORM RECORD.
1357
00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:14,343
BOTH:
[LAUGHING]
1358
00:57:15,997 --> 00:57:17,608
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
1359
00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:23,657
HERSHEY:
HELLO?
1360
00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:25,354
ROBERT:
HERSEY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO I'M WITH.
1361
00:57:25,354 --> 00:57:26,747
HERSHEY:
ROBERT.
1362
00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:28,053
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE AT HOME
WITH YOUR MOTHER.
1363
00:57:28,053 --> 00:57:31,709
NO. CLINTON MANITOBA.
THE REAL ONE THIS TIME.
1364
00:57:32,797 --> 00:57:34,189
COOKIE:
ROBERT?
1365
00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:35,190
YOU'RE FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW.
1366
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:36,714
WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU,
OKAY?
1367
00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:39,717
KOOKIE, LISTEN, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T NEED YOUR GUYS' HELP.
1368
00:57:39,717 --> 00:57:41,675
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
1369
00:57:41,675 --> 00:57:44,286
I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE
CALLED YOU GUYS NAMES BEFORE.
1370
00:57:44,286 --> 00:57:45,853
ROBERT, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, MAN.
1371
00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:46,985
IT'S ALL WATER
UNDER THE BRIDGE.
1372
00:57:46,985 --> 00:57:48,029
BUT, SERIOUSLY,
1373
00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:49,857
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
1374
00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:51,642
[LOUD RUMBLING CRASH]
CLINTON: OH SHIT...
1375
00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:55,820
CLINTON JUST WENT DOWN!
I GOTTA GO, GUYS!
1376
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,386
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
1377
00:57:57,386 --> 00:57:58,605
HERSHEY:
ROBERT?
1378
00:57:58,605 --> 00:58:00,389
COOKIE AND HERSHEY:
ROBERT?
1379
00:58:00,389 --> 00:58:03,262
CLINTON:
GET US A CAB TO MY HOUSE.
1380
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:09,877
ROBERT:
OH, HEY, BARKEEP.
1381
00:58:09,877 --> 00:58:12,184
MY BUDDY HERE HAD A LITTLE BIT
TOO MUCH TO DRINK.
1382
00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:14,055
I'M TAKIN' HIM BACK
TO HIS PLACE,
1383
00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:15,230
IN A CAB!
1384
00:58:15,230 --> 00:58:16,101
[GRUNTING]
1385
00:58:17,406 --> 00:58:19,496
ROBERT:
OKAY.
1386
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,671
EASY DOES IT.
1387
00:58:20,671 --> 00:58:21,802
[LOUD BANG]
OH!
1388
00:58:21,802 --> 00:58:23,064
CLINTON:
[GRUMBLING]
1389
00:58:23,064 --> 00:58:24,370
YEAH, MR. STEINKE?
1390
00:58:25,327 --> 00:58:27,199
I THINK I FOUND THAT
SEX OFFENDER OF YOURS.
1391
00:58:28,722 --> 00:58:31,856
CLINTON:
[GROANING AND GRUNTING]
1392
00:58:31,856 --> 00:58:32,900
HOME SWEET HOME.
1393
00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:34,989
ROBERT:
WOW!
1394
00:58:36,121 --> 00:58:37,078
CLINTON: [MURMURS]
SHUT THE DOOR, ROBERT.
1395
00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:38,123
ROBERT:
OKAY.
1396
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,734
CLINTON:
THANK YOU.
1397
00:58:41,474 --> 00:58:42,780
ROBERT:
UPWARD.
1398
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:44,608
[GRUNTING WITH EFFORT]
1399
00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:48,133
ONE AT A TIME.
[GRUNTING WITH EFFORT]
1400
00:58:48,133 --> 00:58:50,004
[GRUNTING WITH EFFORT]
1401
00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:52,050
THERE WE ARE.
1402
00:58:53,312 --> 00:58:54,574
THERE YOU GO.
1403
00:58:54,574 --> 00:58:56,054
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
YOUR HAT OFF?
1404
00:58:56,054 --> 00:58:58,273
DON'T EVEN TRY IT.
1405
00:58:58,273 --> 00:58:59,884
LISTEN HERE, ROBERT,
1406
00:58:59,884 --> 00:59:02,103
YOU'VE BEEN A NICE GUY
AND I APPRECIATE IT.
1407
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,322
YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY
HERE WITH ME
1408
00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:05,890
UNTIL YOU GET ON YOUR FEET.
1409
00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:09,284
OH WOW, CLINTON,
YOU ARE TOO KIND.
1410
00:59:14,115 --> 00:59:15,464
[LOW RASPY EXHALE]
1411
00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:20,644
ROBERT:
[SIGHING CONTENTEDLY]
1412
00:59:25,518 --> 00:59:27,781
LISTEN...
1413
00:59:27,781 --> 00:59:31,350
WE DO HAVE SOME GUEST ROOMS
IN THIS PLACE.
1414
00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:32,394
OH.
1415
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:34,788
YEAH?
1416
00:59:34,788 --> 00:59:36,921
THAT'D BE FINE TOO.
1417
00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:38,966
CLINTON:
ALL RIGHT THEN.
1418
00:59:38,966 --> 00:59:42,187
NIGHTY NIGHT, CLINTON.
[SHUTS DOOR]
1419
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:44,885
[SIGHING]
1420
00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:46,713
WOMAN:
[MOANING]
1421
00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:48,715
HELLO?
1422
00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:53,372
HELLO?
1423
00:59:54,329 --> 00:59:55,766
[MACHINE BEEPING]
1424
00:59:57,332 --> 01:00:00,597
I GUESS YOU MUST BE
CLINTON'S DAUGHTER REGINA.
1425
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,816
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M ROBERT.
1426
01:00:02,816 --> 01:00:05,558
JUST PUT YOUR DAD TO BED.
1427
01:00:05,558 --> 01:00:09,083
UH, YOU WANT ME TO TURN
YOUR LIGHTS OFF FOR YA?
1428
01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:10,128
[GRUNTS]
1429
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:12,826
[SHYLY] OKAY.
1430
01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:15,481
I GUESS I COULD SIT AND CHAT
FOR A WHILE.
1431
01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,920
TV ANNOUNCER:
REPORTED AS SAYING THAT
THE MAN APPEARED RATIONAL
1432
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,356
EXCEPT FOR BEING NAKED.
1433
01:00:21,356 --> 01:00:23,141
WE TAKE YOU NOW
TO J. AMBERSON DE WHITT
1434
01:00:23,141 --> 01:00:25,839
WITH THE LOCAL FORECAST.
1435
01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,624
ROBERT:
[GIGGLING]
OH MAN,
1436
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,625
THAT'S TOO MUCH!
1437
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,584
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
1438
01:00:35,806 --> 01:00:38,330
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOVE
J. AMBERSON TOO.
1439
01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:39,548
I MET HIM, YA KNOW.
1440
01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:41,202
I WAS PARTYING WITH HIM
JUST THE OTHER DAY.
1441
01:00:41,202 --> 01:00:44,031
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'
IN HERE WITH MY DAUGHTER?!
1442
01:00:44,031 --> 01:00:46,381
I'M GONNA SMASH
YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD!
1443
01:00:46,381 --> 01:00:47,687
EASY!
1444
01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:49,646
I'M JUST COMBING HER HAIR;
IT'S FULL OF TATS.
1445
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,648
SHE AIN'T GOT NO TATS
IN HER HAIR!
1446
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,475
ROBERT:
WELL, IT WAS ALL KNOTTED UP.
1447
01:00:53,475 --> 01:00:54,694
YOU KNOW,
AND ALSO, CLINTON,
1448
01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:56,087
YOU GOTTA WATCH HER I.V.,
ALL RIGHT?
1449
01:00:56,087 --> 01:00:57,566
YOU HAD IT TURNED
WAY DOWN.
1450
01:00:57,566 --> 01:00:58,959
I MEAN, JEEZ LOUISE,
1451
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,092
THIS GIRL WAS PRACTICALLY
RUNNIN' ON FUMES.
1452
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:02,789
SHE TELLS ME IT'S BEEN
THAT WAY FOR DAYS.
1453
01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:06,227
SHE'S SPEAKIN' TO YOU?
1454
01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:07,664
ROBERT:
YOU KIDDING ME?
1455
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,926
SHE'S BEEN CRACKIN' JOKES
LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTRE.
1456
01:01:10,492 --> 01:01:12,364
[CHUCKLING]
SHE EVER TOLD YOU THIS ONE?
1457
01:01:12,364 --> 01:01:13,844
HEY, REGINA,
1458
01:01:13,844 --> 01:01:15,628
HOW MANY CATATONICS
DOES IT TAKE
1459
01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:18,065
TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
1460
01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:19,066
[MOANS]
1461
01:01:19,066 --> 01:01:20,459
[LAUGHS]
1462
01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:23,897
THAT ONE GETS ME
EVERY TIME.
1463
01:01:23,897 --> 01:01:25,290
[LAUGHING]
1464
01:01:29,511 --> 01:01:33,254
♪ Who's gonna drive
your big blue eyes ♪
1465
01:01:33,254 --> 01:01:36,214
♪ Day after day?
1466
01:01:37,215 --> 01:01:40,914
♪ Who's gonna jump
when you say "frog"? ♪
1467
01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:43,787
♪ Who's gonna bow and scrape
1468
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:46,790
♪ After I've gone away?
1469
01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:54,275
♪ Who's gonna kiss ya
and who's gonna miss ya ♪
1470
01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:57,017
♪ Who's gonna hold
to your hand? ♪
1471
01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:01,805
♪ Who's gonna chop
your kindling wood ♪
1472
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:04,024
♪ After I've made new plans?
1473
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,898
♪ Hey, who's gonna be
your man? ♪
1474
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:13,294
♪ Who's gonna bring you
your breakfast in bed? ♪
1475
01:02:13,294 --> 01:02:16,080
♪ Who's gonna whisper
"Good night"? ♪
1476
01:02:17,081 --> 01:02:20,780
♪ Who's gonna keep you
as warm as toast ♪
1477
01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:23,783
♪ On those cold, wet nights?
1478
01:02:26,568 --> 01:02:30,311
♪ And who's gonna be
your puppy dog ♪
1479
01:02:30,311 --> 01:02:33,967
♪ When I'm a thing
of the past? ♪
1480
01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:36,709
♪ Hey, who's gonna mow
your grass? ♪
1481
01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:50,984
ROBERT:
AND THE FAIRY ANGEL PRINCESS,
1482
01:02:50,984 --> 01:02:52,681
SHE TOLD HER LITTLE JESTER
1483
01:02:52,681 --> 01:02:53,682
"DON'T YOU WORRY.
1484
01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,162
YOU GOT NOTHIN'
TO WORRY ABOUT,
1485
01:02:55,162 --> 01:02:57,164
'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA LET
THAT JAGOFF QUEEN
1486
01:02:57,164 --> 01:02:58,513
LOP YOUR HEAD OFF,
1487
01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:00,689
'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE FUNNY."
1488
01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,213
AND THEN SHE SAID,
1489
01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:04,084
"YOU DON'T GOTTA WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
1490
01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,870
YOU'RE GONNA KEEP
YOUR HEAD AND..."
1491
01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:10,308
AND THE TWO OF THEM THEY JUST,
1492
01:03:10,308 --> 01:03:14,834
THEY DECIDED THAT THEY'D HAVE
A LITTLE LIE DOWN.
1493
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:16,749
WHAT'S WRONG, CLINTON?
1494
01:03:16,749 --> 01:03:22,799
[TEARFULLY]
CLINTON MANITOBA HASN'T BEEN
A GOOD DADDY FOR SOME TIME NOW.
1495
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,192
OH, COME ON, CLINTON,
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF,
1496
01:03:25,192 --> 01:03:27,412
I MEAN, WITH THAT TAPEWORM
OF YOURS AND ALL.
1497
01:03:27,412 --> 01:03:30,371
CLINTON:
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S JUST IT.
1498
01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:31,982
THEY FOUND OUT TOO LATE.
1499
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:35,724
AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME LEFT.
1500
01:03:35,724 --> 01:03:39,293
BABY GIRL, THAT OLD TAPEWORM'S
GONNA TAKE ME OUT.
1501
01:03:40,294 --> 01:03:43,732
DOC SAYS AIN'T NOTHIN'
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
1502
01:03:43,732 --> 01:03:45,386
NOTHIN', CLINTON?!
1503
01:03:45,386 --> 01:03:46,387
CLINTON:
NOTHIN'.
1504
01:03:46,387 --> 01:03:47,475
NOTHIN' AT ALL?
1505
01:03:49,738 --> 01:03:51,653
[SOBBING]
NO, NO, NO.
1506
01:03:52,654 --> 01:03:55,875
NORTHEASTERN INTER-COUNTY MVPS
AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE!
1507
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,224
NOT LIKE THIS.
1508
01:03:57,224 --> 01:03:58,878
YOU'RE A HERO, CLINTON.
1509
01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:01,881
YOU SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE
OR SOMETHING.
1510
01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:05,406
I WISH I COULD STICK MY HAND
UP MY OWN ASS
1511
01:04:06,364 --> 01:04:08,105
AND JUST YANK IT OUT,
1512
01:04:09,193 --> 01:04:11,412
BUT THING IS I JUST...
1513
01:04:11,412 --> 01:04:13,806
CAN'T REACH AROUND THAT FAR.
1514
01:04:14,807 --> 01:04:18,419
MY ONLY REGRET IS
I'M NOT GONNA BE AROUND
1515
01:04:18,419 --> 01:04:20,769
FOR MY BABY GIRL.
1516
01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:24,469
LITTLE REGINA MANITOBA'S
GONNA BE ALL ON HER OWN.
1517
01:04:24,469 --> 01:04:25,513
[SOBBING]
1518
01:04:31,171 --> 01:04:34,522
WELL, YOU KNOW WHO IS GONNA
BE THERE FOR HER, CLINTON?
1519
01:04:34,522 --> 01:04:36,916
ME, THAT'S WHO.
YOURS TRULY.
1520
01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:38,831
SO YOU DON'T GOTTA WORRY
ABOUT A THING, ALL RIGHT?
1521
01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:41,268
EXCEPT FOR MAYBE DYING
OF THAT TAPEWORM.
1522
01:04:41,268 --> 01:04:42,313
OTHER THAN THAT CLINTON,
1523
01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:44,924
YOU ARE ON EASY STREET,
ALL RIGHT?
1524
01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:46,883
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
1525
01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:51,017
I FIGURE I'M GONNA MARRY
THIS GIRL.
1526
01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:56,066
IF SHE'LL HAVE ME.
1527
01:05:06,946 --> 01:05:07,991
[MOANS]
1528
01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:11,124
[GASPING WITH JOY]
1529
01:05:11,124 --> 01:05:12,386
[CORK SQUEAKS AND POPS]
1530
01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:13,431
[LAUGHING]
1531
01:05:14,823 --> 01:05:15,824
NO, WE WOULDN'T UH...
1532
01:05:15,824 --> 01:05:17,000
CLINTON:
OH, COME ON.
1533
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,827
UM, WHY NOT?
WHY NOT?
1534
01:05:19,611 --> 01:05:21,656
CLINTON:
LET'S KEEP IT KIND OF SIMPLE,
OKAY?
1535
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:25,225
A LITTLE BUFFET, SOME FLOWERS,
MY OWN PERSONAL VIDEOGRAPHER.
1536
01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:26,705
ROBERT:
OH, AND FAR AS
ENTERTAINMENT GOES,
1537
01:05:26,705 --> 01:05:27,836
MY SISTER STORMY,
1538
01:05:27,836 --> 01:05:29,490
SHE HAS GOT A GREAT
SET OF PIPES.
1539
01:05:29,490 --> 01:05:30,752
BUT THEY DON'T
COME CHEAP.
1540
01:05:30,752 --> 01:05:31,971
WELL, MONEY IS THE LAST THING
IN THE WORLD
1541
01:05:31,971 --> 01:05:33,190
YOU GOTTA WORRY ABOUT.
1542
01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:35,975
I GOT PLENTY OF THAT
TO GO AROUND.
1543
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:38,325
ONE THING YOU HAVEN'T
THOUGHT OF...
1544
01:05:38,325 --> 01:05:39,718
YOU'RE GONNA NEED YOURSELF
A WEDDING RING.
1545
01:05:43,156 --> 01:05:45,463
NO, CLINTON,
COME ON!
1546
01:05:46,551 --> 01:05:47,595
IT'S YOURS.
1547
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,381
I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE
TO WEAR SOMETHING SPECIAL.
1548
01:05:50,381 --> 01:05:51,556
CLINTON:
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE
OF MY OLD SUITS,
1549
01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:52,687
IT'LL FIT YOU JUST FINE.
1550
01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:53,732
[GASPS EXCITEDLY]
1551
01:05:54,776 --> 01:05:57,257
HERSHEY:
ROBERT, THIS WHOLE
WEDDING THING,
1552
01:05:57,257 --> 01:05:58,911
ISN'T IT A BIT SUDDEN?
1553
01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:01,479
HERSHEY,
THIS GIRL IS FANTASTIC!
1554
01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:02,915
I'M TELLIN' YOU,
1555
01:06:02,915 --> 01:06:05,004
THIS GIRL, REGINA AND ME,
WE JUST MAKE SENSE.
1556
01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:06,310
SOUNDS LIKE
YOU FOUND YOURSELF
1557
01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:07,702
THE PERFECT MATCH,
ROBERT.
1558
01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:08,747
TOTALLY.
1559
01:06:09,748 --> 01:06:12,272
CROWD:
[RUMBLING ANGRILY]
LEAVE TOWN!
1560
01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:13,970
LEAVE TOWN!
1561
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,058
CASTRATE HIM!
1562
01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:24,893
HERE HE IS!
HERE HE IS!
1563
01:06:24,893 --> 01:06:26,373
COME ON NOW!
GET READY!
1564
01:06:26,373 --> 01:06:29,202
ROBERT, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD SO MANY FRIENDS.
1565
01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:30,247
OH NO.
1566
01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:32,466
CROWD:
[SHOUTING ANGRILY]
GET HIM!
1567
01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:34,773
FRED:
WHAT ARE WE GONNA MAKE HIM DO?!
1568
01:06:34,773 --> 01:06:36,122
CROWD:
LEAVE TOWN!
1569
01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:38,385
FRED:
AND WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO
IF HE DOESN'T?!
1570
01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:39,691
CROWD:
CASTRATE HIM!
1571
01:06:39,691 --> 01:06:42,041
FRED:
HOW ARE WE GONNA CASTRATE HIM?!
1572
01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,782
CROWD:
CHEMICALLY!
1573
01:06:43,782 --> 01:06:46,045
[SHOUTING ANGRILY]
CASTRATE HIM!
1574
01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:47,090
CASTRATE HIM!
1575
01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:49,744
[CROWD YELLING ANGRILY]
1576
01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:50,702
EUGE,
YOU'VE GOT A GUN.
1577
01:06:50,702 --> 01:06:52,399
FIRE OFF A COUPLE
WARNING SHOTS.
1578
01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:55,141
EUGE DILLION DO NOT STICK
HIS NECK OUT FOR NOBODY.
1579
01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:57,839
I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU,
YOU PERVO!
1580
01:06:57,839 --> 01:07:00,755
CROWD:
[SHOUTING ANGRILY]
1581
01:07:00,755 --> 01:07:02,801
[SHOUTING ANGRILY]
HE'S IN THERE!
COME ON!
1582
01:07:02,801 --> 01:07:03,845
AW, GEE.
1583
01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:06,239
WINNIFRED:
CHEMICALLY!
1584
01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:07,588
CHEMICALLY!
1585
01:07:07,588 --> 01:07:10,113
CLINTON:
HEY! HEY! HEY!
1586
01:07:10,113 --> 01:07:13,638
YOU PEOPLE GOT THREE SECONDS
TO GET OFF OF MY LAND!
1587
01:07:13,638 --> 01:07:15,509
GET AWAY FROM THAT CAR
1588
01:07:15,509 --> 01:07:17,946
OR I'M GONNA START SWINGIN'!
1589
01:07:17,946 --> 01:07:19,513
ONE...
1590
01:07:19,513 --> 01:07:21,167
FRED:
LET'S GET HIM!
1591
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:22,864
CROWD:
[SHOUTING ANGRILY AGAIN]
CASTRATE HIM! CASTRATE HIM!
1592
01:07:22,864 --> 01:07:23,996
CLINTON:
TWO...
1593
01:07:24,605 --> 01:07:26,477
FRED:
LET'S TURN 'EM OVER!
1594
01:07:26,477 --> 01:07:27,478
[KIRSTIE WHINES]
1595
01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:29,045
YOU'RE SCARIN' THE FUCKIN' DOG!
1596
01:07:30,002 --> 01:07:31,873
CLINTON:
TWO AND HALF...
1597
01:07:32,439 --> 01:07:34,180
ROBERT:
STOP! I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING!
1598
01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,790
[CROWD YELLING]
COME ON, LET ME TALK HERE!
1599
01:07:35,790 --> 01:07:38,576
PLEASE, LET ME SPEAK!
WOULD YOU LET ME SPEAK?!
1600
01:07:38,576 --> 01:07:40,404
ALL RIGHT, COME ON!
PLEASE, COULD YOU LET ME TALK?
1601
01:07:40,404 --> 01:07:41,796
GET THE FUCK BACK!
1602
01:07:41,796 --> 01:07:42,841
CROWD:
[GASPING]
1603
01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:45,278
GET THE FUCK AWAY
FROM THE FAR!
1604
01:07:45,278 --> 01:07:47,324
LET HIM SPEAK HIS PIECE.
1605
01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:53,286
OKAY, LOOK,
1606
01:07:53,286 --> 01:07:56,811
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EVER DID
TO ANY OF YOU GUYS ANYWAY.
1607
01:07:56,811 --> 01:07:59,249
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS
FOR PEOPLE TO LIKE ME.
1608
01:07:59,249 --> 01:08:00,467
[DISMISSIVE GRUNT]
1609
01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:01,860
ROBERT:
FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER,
1610
01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:04,428
ALL EVERYBODY EVER WANTED TO DO
WAS PISS ON ME,
1611
01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:06,299
CRAP ON ME,
1612
01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:08,475
AND THROW CRAP AT ME,
1613
01:08:08,475 --> 01:08:10,782
ACCUSE ME OF DOIN' ALL KINDS
OF TERRIBLE INTERNET CRAP
1614
01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:13,393
TO POOR LITTLE KIDS,
WHICH I DIDN'T.
1615
01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:16,266
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1616
01:08:16,266 --> 01:08:18,137
YOU GUYS CAN HATE ROBERT MUTT
UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME
1617
01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:19,312
FOR ALL I CARE,
1618
01:08:20,270 --> 01:08:22,185
BECAUSE TODAY'S
MY WEDDING DAY,
1619
01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:25,188
THE DAY THAT I BECOME
ROBERT MANITOBA!
1620
01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:26,319
AND ROBERT MANITOBA,
1621
01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:28,669
HE'S GOT HIMSELF A GIRL,
1622
01:08:28,669 --> 01:08:29,975
HE'S GOT SOME MONEY,
1623
01:08:29,975 --> 01:08:32,108
AND WHEN HE SAYS "I DO,"
1624
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,675
HE'S GONNA GET THE BEST GODDAMN
CHAMPIONSHIP RING
1625
01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:37,548
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
RIGHT AROUND HIS FINGER.
1626
01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:38,549
[CHUCKLING]
1627
01:08:38,549 --> 01:08:39,854
ROBERT:
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1628
01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:42,118
YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT ABOUT
ONE THING THOUGH.
1629
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,206
I AM A PERVO.
1630
01:08:44,294 --> 01:08:45,860
I'M A PERVO
FOR THE LOVE OF THAT WOMAN
1631
01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:47,340
RIGHT THERE!
1632
01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:48,385
FRED:
HMM?
1633
01:08:56,219 --> 01:08:59,570
AND LOVE IS SOMETHING
THAT YOU CAN'T CASTRATE,
1634
01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:02,268
NOT EVEN CHEMICALLY,
MR. STEINKE.
1635
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,142
[CHUCKLING]
1636
01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:12,017
[VIOLENT WHACK]
OW!
1637
01:09:12,017 --> 01:09:14,193
WINNIFRED:
DO IT NOW, FRED!
DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
1638
01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:17,240
FRED:
THAT TIGHT LITTLE MOUSTACHE
OF YOURS
1639
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,415
HAS BEEN BEGGIN' FOR THIS
1640
01:09:18,415 --> 01:09:20,808
EVER SINCE I FIRST
LAID EYES ON YOU.
1641
01:09:20,808 --> 01:09:22,767
[POLICE SIREN BLEEPS]
1642
01:09:23,768 --> 01:09:25,857
DIXIE:
PUT DOWN THE SYRINGE, STEINKE!
1643
01:09:25,857 --> 01:09:27,032
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR THE POSSESSION
1644
01:09:27,032 --> 01:09:28,816
AND DISTRIBUTION
OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!
1645
01:09:28,816 --> 01:09:30,688
CROWD:
[GASPING]
1646
01:09:32,037 --> 01:09:33,908
[OVER CONFIDENT]
HMM, HMM, HMM...
1647
01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:34,953
HA!
1648
01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:38,304
FRED!
1649
01:09:38,304 --> 01:09:39,175
FRED AND DIXIE:
[GRUNTING]
1650
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:40,828
FRED!
1651
01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,526
[VIOLENT WHACKS]
1652
01:09:42,526 --> 01:09:43,179
OH!
1653
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:43,918
OH, SWEET JESUS!
1654
01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:44,789
[VIOLENT WHACK]
1655
01:09:44,789 --> 01:09:47,139
CROWD:
[MURMURS OF HORROR]
1656
01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:48,184
FREDDIE!
1657
01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:51,012
FRED:
[WHIMPERING]
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH...
1658
01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:53,885
GRETA:
OH, NO, YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG.
IT'S MUTT HERE.
1659
01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:56,366
HE'S THE FUCKIN' PERVO!
1660
01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:59,064
DIXIE:
NO, MA'AM,
ROBERT MUTT IS A HERO.
1661
01:09:59,064 --> 01:10:02,110
HE TIPPED US OFF
TO THIS SCUMBAG HERE.
1662
01:10:02,110 --> 01:10:03,851
THE COMPUTER SCIENTISTS
DOWN AT THE CRIME LAB
1663
01:10:03,851 --> 01:10:05,244
HACKED THROUGH THE E-TRAIL
1664
01:10:05,244 --> 01:10:07,725
AND LEAD US RIGHT TO STEINKE!
1665
01:10:11,946 --> 01:10:13,818
ROBERT, YOU'RE A HERO.
1666
01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:16,995
SAY, OFFICER, UH...
1667
01:10:16,995 --> 01:10:18,126
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
A SISTER
1668
01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:20,346
NAME OF DIXIE,
WOULD YA?
1669
01:10:20,346 --> 01:10:22,087
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1670
01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:24,524
LET'S GET THIS
SCUMBAG DOWNTOWN.
1671
01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:27,135
[POLICE CAR STARTS UP]
1672
01:10:27,135 --> 01:10:28,136
[SIREN WAILS]
1673
01:10:28,136 --> 01:10:29,442
MAN:
LET'S GO, BUD.
1674
01:10:29,442 --> 01:10:30,791
ROBERT:
WELL, ALL RIGHT!
1675
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,489
LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD,
SHALL WE?
1676
01:10:35,622 --> 01:10:37,842
♪ Heveinu shalom aleichem!
1677
01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:41,019
♪ Heveinu shalom aleichem!
1678
01:10:41,976 --> 01:10:45,110
♪ Heveinu shalom aleichem!
1679
01:10:45,110 --> 01:10:47,591
♪ Heveinu shalom, shalom,
shalom aleichem! ♪
1680
01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:48,592
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1681
01:10:48,592 --> 01:10:49,636
GUESTS:
[CHEERING]
1682
01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:54,380
♪ Heveinu shalom aleichem!
1683
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:57,470
♪ Heveinu shalom aleichem!
1684
01:10:57,470 --> 01:11:00,647
♪ Heveinu shalom, shalom,
shalom aleichem! ♪
1685
01:11:01,866 --> 01:11:02,867
[CLINK]
1686
01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:17,838
♪♪
1687
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:20,885
♪♪
1688
01:11:25,063 --> 01:11:28,066
♪ Siman Tov u'Mazel Tov,
Mazel Tov u'Siman Tov ♪
1689
01:11:28,066 --> 01:11:31,025
♪ Siman Tov u'Mazel Tov,
Mazel Tov u'Siman Tov ♪
1690
01:11:31,025 --> 01:11:33,985
♪ Siman Tov u'Mazel Tov,
Mazel Tov u'Siman Tov... ♪
1691
01:11:33,985 --> 01:11:36,030
[SINGING CONTINUES QUIETLY
FROM TELEVISION]
1692
01:11:44,517 --> 01:11:45,692
ROBERT:
[CHUCKLING]
1693
01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:47,607
YOU GALS WATCHING THAT AGAIN?
1694
01:11:47,607 --> 01:11:49,827
COUPLE OF SENTIMENTAL FOOLS.
1695
01:11:49,827 --> 01:11:51,089
REGINA AND MOTHER:
[MOANING]
1696
01:11:51,089 --> 01:11:52,656
[STATIC]
1697
01:11:52,656 --> 01:11:54,048
TV ANNOUNCER:
A SIX ALARM FIRE
HAS LEFT NINE DEAD
1698
01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:55,441
AND DOZENS MORE INJURED.
1699
01:11:55,441 --> 01:11:57,704
DISGRUNTLED SNACK BAR EMPLOYEE,
EDNA KEMPERTON,
1700
01:11:57,704 --> 01:11:59,184
HAS BEEN TAKEN INTO CUSTODY.
1701
01:11:59,184 --> 01:12:01,752
ROBERT:
HUNH. WELL, GOOD FOR HER.
1702
01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:05,669
I JUST CAME IN
TO GET MY BOOMERANG.
1703
01:12:13,546 --> 01:12:15,679
OKAY, KIDS, LET HER RIP!
1704
01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:17,202
HERE WE GO!
LET'S GO!
1705
01:12:18,159 --> 01:12:20,074
WATCH YOURSELF ON THOSE STEPS!
1706
01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:22,599
OH, GALLAGHER,
HERE, HERE, HERE!
1707
01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:24,078
GO NUTS, BUDDY.
1708
01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:26,211
BET YOU CAN'T NAIL A SQUIRREL!
1709
01:12:26,211 --> 01:12:27,168
[CHUCKLING]
1710
01:12:28,126 --> 01:12:29,562
HEY! HERSHEY! COOKIE!
1711
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,956
HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
1712
01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:35,089
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
A REGULAR WARD CLEAVER
1713
01:12:35,089 --> 01:12:36,264
ON OUR HANDS.
1714
01:12:36,264 --> 01:12:37,396
OH, YEAH.
1715
01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:38,745
YOU SHOULD SEE GALLAGHER
WITH A CLEAVER.
1716
01:12:38,745 --> 01:12:39,964
IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL
1717
01:12:39,964 --> 01:12:41,748
THAT YOU'VE ADOPTED
THESE CHILDREN, ROBERT.
1718
01:12:41,748 --> 01:12:43,663
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY, HERSHEY,
1719
01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:45,230
THE MORE THE MERRIER.
1720
01:12:45,230 --> 01:12:46,449
HEY, BE RIGHT BACK!
1721
01:12:46,449 --> 01:12:49,800
GOTTA GET THAT SARDINE
CASSEROLE GOING!
1722
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:00,767
GEORGE:
[NARRATING LETTER]
DEAR ROBERT,
1723
01:13:00,767 --> 01:13:01,681
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S BEEN
A WHOLE YEAR
1724
01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:03,117
SINCE YOU GOT OUT?
1725
01:13:03,117 --> 01:13:04,423
I HEARD ALL ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
1726
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:06,294
AND I GOTTA SAY,
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
1727
01:13:06,294 --> 01:13:08,427
YOU REALLY PROVED
YOU'RE A REAL SOMEBODY.
1728
01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:11,256
BEST WISHES,
YOUR BUDDY GEORGE.
1729
01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:18,611
BOY:
[OVEN BEEPS]
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
1730
01:13:18,611 --> 01:13:20,004
ROBERT JUNIOR,
1731
01:13:20,004 --> 01:13:22,920
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT
HIDING IN THAT OVEN?
1732
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,269
HMM?
1733
01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:25,618
I TOLD YOU TO TURN
THE LIGHT ON
1734
01:13:25,618 --> 01:13:27,533
SO I WOULDN'T BURN
YOUR BUTT AGAIN.
1735
01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:28,882
ALL RIGHT.
1736
01:13:28,882 --> 01:13:31,407
NOW WHAT SAY YA
WE GO OUTSIDE...
1737
01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:35,454
AND I SHOW YOU SOME
OF MY SPECIAL MOVES, HUH?
1738
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:36,760
COME ON, KIDDO!
1739
01:13:37,717 --> 01:13:38,762
HERE WE GO!
1740
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:50,034
KIDS:
[LOW HUM OF PLAYFUL CHATTER]
1741
01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:10,576
ROBERT:
EASY PEASEY JAPANESY.
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