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No, no, no, no.

It's overheating.

Come on. Come on. Keep it together!

Sorry.

[Freeman] Captain's log, Stardate 58354.2.

The Cerritos is back at Tulgana IV,

where we'll be updating
the Federation consulate's power systems.

A straightforward job which gives us extra
time to fill some of our Starfleet quotas.

Ugh! The recruitment booth? No!

-Well, someone's gotta do it.
-Uh, do they? 'Cause last time I checked,

nobody's ever signed up for Starfleet
at the recruitment booth!

-I did!
-Shh! You're not helping.

-Sorry.
-I know it's not super exciting,

but it's our assignment.
What are you gonna do?

Mmm. Complain the whole time
and make it twice as miserable.

[sighs] That is your specialty.

Ow! [groans]

You okay, Rutherford? Man, you look wiped.

I haven't slept in a week.
I keep having the same crazy nightmare.

Ooh! The one where you're in
a new timeline with Kirk and Spock,

-where they have cinematic chemistry?
-[sighs] I wish.

Looks like you've got some long-term
memories stuck in the buffer.

Probably useless stuff
like when you called the captain "mom."

-Want me to purge the cache?
-Yes! Anything to help me sleep.

And done. Why don't you go take a nap?
You'll wake up feeling like a new man.

[yawns] Thanks, Tendi. Hope you're right.

[sighs] There's a spot where we can set up
in the commuter's market.

I have a degree in xenohistory,

but sure, put me on folding table duty.
That's great.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Is the booth not exciting enough for you?

Yeah, it's the worst.
I'm glad you said something.

Can we get a different assignment?

I don't care if you like it.
That's not the point.

No, the point is to give us work
nobody cares about,

so the captain can tick off
a meaningless box!

I care!
And I'm gonna be checking in today.

If you so much as step one foot
out of that booth,

-I will transfer you to Starbase 80.
-Starbase 80?

Don't joke about that.
Starbase 80 is the worst.

When I get down there,

you better be in the booth
with a PADD full of contact info,

or you'll be at SB 80 faster than
you can possibly imagine.

Okay, okay, I get it.

Okeydokey. Time for some shut-eye.

[yawns] Mmm.

Huh?

[groans] My [bleep]ing head.

Did I even go out last night?

Wait, what's going on here?

Ugh. Those are the ugliest nacelles
I've ever seen.

And who put Engineering down there?
That's stupid.

Wait a minute, California-class?
How did I get here?

[computer] Ensign Samanthan Rutherford.

Transfer red from Douglas Station
on Stardate 56329.4--

Okay! Shut up, shut up.

What the hell is this?

[muffled] Holy moly!
What the heck is happening here?

Hey! Hey! Let me outta here!

Hey, you! Give me back control of my body!

[scoffs] Nah, dude.

This is my body. You already effed it up.

-No, it's not.
-Whatever, man.

I don't take orders from a reflection.

I'm not a reflection!

[shouts] Help! I think an an a phasic alien
took over my body.

-You're an an a phasic alien!
-Nuh-uh. You are!

-Hey, what is this thing on my face?
-It's my face.

Fine, fine, fine. Don't answer it.
I don't need you.

Hey! Hey! Get back here!

Aw, man.

Starfleet! Uh, get your Starfleet.

W-We got new worlds, they're strange,
and they need seeking out.

Wow! It's crazy to hear you,
like, actually trying.

Yeah, I have to.
Ransom's got it out for me.

I'm not taking any chances
with creepy-ass Starbase 80.

Do you have to go to Starfleet Academy
to work on a ship?

Ah, thank you for asking.
No, not at all. You can enlist as an NCO,

then go to the Tech Services Academy
on Mars.

You could work in a transporter bay.
How about that?

Really? Do the transporter guys ever get
to sit on the bridge?

Um, I mean-- Yeah, I guess it--
It could-- It could happen.

Hey, pal, you're signing up
for seven years in a windowless room.

-Wait, really?
-Don't listen to her.

The ships have tons of windows.
It's practically a greenhouse, right?

-It's just not, like, every single room.
-Meh.

Ugh! What the hell, lady?
I was about to close.

Aw, did I step on your little sales pitch?

What are you even?
Uh, some kinda space archaeologist?

Independent space archaeologist.

That first part's important since,
you know,

I'm free to do whatever I want,
unlike some ensigns around here.

[scoffs] All right, fine. Whatever.
Uh, Starfleet! Get your Starfleet!

Prepare yourself for Warp-10 excitement.
Discover the undiscovered country!

How often do you get to collect dilithium?

Oh, all the time. Tons of crystals.

-Hey, buddy. You wanna be a Borg?
-What? No!

Starfleet crews get assimilated
all the time.

Hope you like being covered
in black rubber tubing.

[groans] We do not!

Borg drone, Starfleet drone...
What's the diff?

The diff is I'm about to shove one
of those artifacts up your ass.

Mariner, don't. Just stay focused.

[scoffs] Graphenated corridor joists?

These Cali-class junkers
are such firetraps.

The Cerritos is a great ship.

Give me back my body!

Hey, there pretty lady.

-Hey, Rutherford. What's up?
-No! Don't talk to her!

I mean, everything,
now that I ran into you.

Trill, huh?
Those spots go all the way down?

Excuse me?

Barnes, call the captain.
He's an alien or something.

Hey, Trill.
When is the security shift change?

-Why would I know?
-Because you're in security.

We have been on four dates and you
don't even know what division I'm in?

W-Damn, maybe if you weren't so boring,
I'd remember some of this stuff.

Oh, okay. Walk away.

[groans] I gotta figure out a way
to contact Tendi.

-She'll know how to get rid of you!
-Wait, who's Tendi?

Uh, n-nobody. Never mind.

-Computer, locate Tendi.
-Computer, no!

[computer] Ensign Tendi
is currently located in Repairbay 5.

No! I-I don't know what you're thinking,
but you stay away from her!

Hey, check out this pod plant
from Omicron Ceti III.

It blasts out mind-control pollen.

Jeepers creepers! [chuckles] That's swell.

I don't even talk like that. She's gonna
see right through you, ya goofy goof.

[chuckles] Oopsie doodle.

I can't remember
when the security shift change is.

[chuckles] It's at 0900, silly.

Of course!

Tendi, come on! That's not me!

-[shouts] Damn!
-[gasps] it worked!

Dude, don't do that. This is my body!

-Who are you talking to?
-Don't do this? [grunts]

[screams] I'll kill you!

Rutherford, are you okay? [pants]
Let me take a look at your implant.

Get away from me! I'm fine! [grunts]

[pants] Ensign Tendi to sickbay.

I need an emergency medical team
on Deck 11!

See more where that came from, kid.
Just join the indie Archaeologists' Guild.

[scoffs] More like space thieves.

Why don't you go in that museum
and steal some artifacts?

-I know you want to.
-[chuckles] Oh, right.

Because everyone who doesn't
salute their boss is a criminal?

You know, lady, if you are really
dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge,

then you're kind of limiting yourself
by not being in Starfleet, actually.

Ooh, actually I was in Starfleet.
Petra Aberdeen.

Graduated the Academy, did a tour in the
fleet before wising up and getting out.

Whoa, you served on the Victory?

[scoffs] Well, you must've screwed up
pretty bad to end up here.

[chuckles] Sure.

Why leave the big, fancy ships just
for a life of freedom and non-violence?

Starfleet isn't violent!

Well, tell that to the Romulans,
the Klingons, the Cardassians--

What? They attack us. It's self-defense!

Oh, right! You guys totally aren't
a pseudo-navy at all.

Come on, come on, come on!

Tulgana IV has an ion field.
Transporter won't get a solid lock.

You know that, baby bear.

Unless you aren't you.

My nickname is "baby bear"? That's stupid.

Oh! Here we are!
Captain's yacht. Now we're talking.

You messed with the wrong crew, buddy.

Oh, yeah? Then why am I about to take off
with my own warp-capable starship?

They'll never find me.

Unless someone buys them some time.

Man, I'll kill you! Don't touch that!

-Fine, I don't need to anyway.
-Wait, really?

Sorry, baby bear.

[Shaxs] Dr. T'Ana! I need a medical team
to the captain's yacht! Now!

Huh.

According to my scans,
there's no an a phasic presence.

Ensign Rutherford is still himself,

but his memory and personality are
from a decade ago.

It's almost like a backup overwrote
his brain.

I cleared the cache on his implant.
Did I erase my best friend?

Cerebral activity's high.
Something's going on in there.

We'll just have to wait and see
which Rutherford wakes up.

Ugh, what?-- [scoffs]

Oh, come on, man.

Yep. Now we're both stuck
in a blank white void.

Just shut up, old man!
This is all your fault!

[gasps] Wait.
You're a younger version of me.

No. You're the older,
cornier version of me.

And now we're both stuck
in this stupid mindscape.

-Mind what?
-It's a manifestation of our brain. Look.

See? Try it out.

Whoa.

Damn, you're right.
This says we're in my subconscious.

[Young Rutherford] Yeah, dummy.

The brain can't handle having
two full copies of a person in here.

So it partitioned us.

Until one emerges
as a dominant personality, yeah.

Well, that's me. You're an impostor.

Oh, really? Then why can I do this?

Wait. I've been here before.

Whoa. What's this?

The Sampaguita. Fastest racer
in the quadrant, designed by yours truly.

This isn't a ship. This is a seat strapped
to an impulse engine.

Yeah, baby! Pretty cool right?

Hang on. If you're young me,
why don't I remember building this?

Because you erased your own memories,
man. And you did it to me with this.

My implant? No way. It was just
to help me with engineering.

You sure about that?

What if someone asks why he has it?

[medical officer 2] We programmed that in.
He'll think it was elective.

You tried to erase all the memories
that made us cool, but it didn't work.

The brain is more complicated than that,
and it kept my cool ass stored away.

So, blam! Here I am, baby.

If that's true, how come
you never tried to take over before?

I did, dude! Haven't you noticed
this thing is always bugging out?

Your programs turning against you?

-Behavioral shifts?
-I did like pears for a minute.

I love pears!
That was me trying to get my body back.

Fine. So, we're both us. I mean, me.

But if you take over, won't I get erased?

Yeah. Only one of us can walk out of here.
We have to choose.

And I choose me! Later, loser. [laughs]

[Young Rutherford grunting] Come on.

Get off me, man!

You're not going anywhere
until we figure this out.

-What is this place anyway?
-This is our garage, man.

We used to sneak off from the academy
to build our sick racing ships here.

That's cool, but why the sneaking?

Because of stupid Starfleet.
They never let us test our own engines.

They wanted to make us wait
until we graduated

before we're even near a warp core.
So dumb.

Makes sense. We coulda gotten hurt
messing around with this stuff.

Oh, but we did more than mess around.

We funded all this
by winning Devron races, baby. [chuckles]

Those go through the Neutral Zone.
They're illegal.

Yeah, duh.

Man, you really bought in
to that whole Okeydokey bull[bleep],

-didn't you?
-Yes!

We can't stay in here forever.

Shouldn't the best engineer
get to take control?

Yes! Great idea.
Let's take an engineering test.

Nah, man, tests are dumb.

How about something
a little more interesting?

A race. Both of us build our own ships.
Winner takes the brain.

-And the loser?
-Gets erased.

Dude, come on. Keep up. [grunts]

I don't know how much longer
our body can stay in this coma,

so one of us has to take over.

Okay, I'm in.

Do you ever get to touch mummies?

Constantly.

[shouting] And you never have to
go back in time to save earth!

That only happened like four times.
Five tops.

Oh, great. The Collector's Guild.

[chuckling] Well, look at this.

Word's getting around
you little ensigns can't leave the booth.

The only thing you two collect is dust.

Oh! Now that was collectible.

Yeah, well that was dumb,
and you should hate yourself. So, there.

Okay, let's just calm down.
Don't listen to them. It--

Oh, no. Here come the conspiracy truthers.

Hey, Starfleet, when are we going
to hear the truth about Sisko?

What? No, he's working hard
in a celestial temple.

Yeah, right.

How about when parasites crawled
into Starfleet admirals' butts

and took over their brains?

Wanna come clean about that?

It's just a stupid conspiracy,
it never happened.

-[clears throat] Actually, I think it did.
-Really?

How do we know you two
don't got butt bugs?

Well, if we did,
we'd kill you for figuring it out.

Sure, if you could leave the booth.

[truther woman] What sheeple.

No, no, no, no!

[Boimler] Not the 'gazer!

[sputters] Oh, my God. Hang on a second,
is this a Starfleet design?

Yeah. It's the Delta Flyer!

It's fast and it's got pop out
impulse thrusters.

Tom Paris designed it on Voyager.

[laughs] I mean, you could have built
literally anything you could imagine.

-You know that right?
-I've always wanted one of these.

-It's got some Borg tech and--
-Dude, it's a shuttle with a paint job.

You could have made this.

Whoa-key do key.

Vulcan inverters, quad engines.

I mean, you might as well
just give me the body now.

Whatever, the Delta Flyer's awesome.

It even came
with a matching outfit for me.

You know, for a minute there I thought

maybe the years you had on me
might even us up, but this is just sad.

[shouts] Hang on! Let me get my outfit on.

[chuckling] Whoa. Hold on.
You're on the Cerritos?

Your captain bombed the Pakleds,
didn't she?

Ugh, and there were so many
good artifacts in that city.

-What? Those idiots bombed themselves.
-Great diplomacy either way.

[grunts] Oh, no! No, no, no.
I'm not [bleep]ing doing this.

I don't want to hear it
from you outpost scientists.

Well, I have a question
about joining Starfleet.

Oh, uh, really?

Yeah, I love those uniforms.

-If I join, do I get one?
-Yeah. Yeah, you do.

Our style isn't across the whole fleet,
but they're in the California-class--

[laughing] God, I'm so sorry, I can't.

This guy actually thinks
the uniforms are cool.

They are cool.

-Uh, then why are they always changing?
-Starfleet updates them.

There's always room for improvement.
Like, we get this really cool flap.

Okay, why do you even need uniforms?
You are not in the military.

-[Petra] I'd say they are.
-Oh, shut up!

Us outpost scientists
wear whatever we want,

like this belt. [chuckles]

Can you wear a belt?

Ha! They can wear jewelry.

Oops!

[screams] That was my rank pip!

[Mariner] Whoa, okay, Boims, calm down.

We can replicate you another one but--

Without Starfleet,
none of you would exist!

We don't want to protect you
from the Klingons and the Borg,

we just want to explore
and study [bleep]ing quasars!

But you know what?
It's the right thing to do!

[Mariner] Dude, get back in the booth!
What if Ransom shows up?

Stupid [bleep]ing truthers,
you hate the truth!

You're just a bunch
of pathetic gossipy weirdos.

Collecting is stupid!
It doesn't make you happy.

Your ships smell like ass!

Boimler! Get back here!

You're always getting people trapped
inside of games!

Stop trapping people inside of games!

Is that guy with you?

Yes, but that behavior is not--

If being in Starfleet gives you that kind
of confidence, then I want in.

He just told a Ferengi to [bleep].

Oh, yes. Um, hey, do you like engineering?

Uh, love it!
You guys do that kind of stuff?

Oh, absolutely.
They got a whole division for it.

The Doctor didn't spend seven years
in the Delta Quadrant

for you [bleep] to question his agency!
He's got rights!

Ah, man. This is gonna be too easy.

I've randomized the route
to give you a chance, but fair warning,

if you see any Romulans, run.
They don't [bleep] around.

[Old Rutherford] That's Neutral Zone 101.

[Young Rutherford] Okay, cool, cool!

So you know all about
the uncharted black holes, rogue planets

-and dangerous nebulas?
-Rogue planets?

See ya at the finish line, fam!

Or maybe I won't.

Whoo, baby! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Young Rutherford] Here we go! Whoo!

Yeah!

Punch it, baby. Punch it! Whoo!

Told you that Starfleet made you soft.

Oh, [bleep].

[grunts] Last man standing takes all, bro.

[Old Rutherford] Reroute power
to aft shields,

let's put some space between us
and that cruiser.

-Ha! What, are you talking to yourself?
-Nope, talking to my crew.

I boosted shields to 130%, Captain.

Charting a course through that debris.
It should provide cover.

We've got this.

Wait, hold up. Who is that?

We used our imagination
to make anything we wanted.

I wasn't going to race without my friends.

Man, that ain't fair.

[Old Rutherford] You said anything goes.

Mariner, you better be in that booth
with a PADD full of names, or--

Great, okay. So yeah,
you filled it all out? Fantastic.

I failed the Kobayashi Maru 17 times,
mother[bleep]!

What the hell is going on?

I think that guy's being controlled
by butt bugs.

[bleep] off!

His shields are down.
He's not gonna make it.

Tendi, now!

I got him!

-Hey. You're okay. You're safe.
-[coughs] What are you doing?

-Mariner, get us out of here!
-Okeydokey!

You won.

I guess Starfleet taught you something
after all.

No, no, no. Don't say that.
Just hang in there, okay?

You-- You're g-- You're gonna be okay.
We just need to engineer a solution--

I was always so angry, at everything.

But you, all that rage is gone.

Can't we merge and just be both of us,
all our memories combined?

Nah, then we'd both be gone. [coughing]

Sometimes it's better to grow.

[inhales sharply] I-I just remembered
how we got the implant.

Remember...

We thought we could do anything.

Damn it, no. Come on. Keep it together...

This is going to set us back years.

[medical officer 2] How much
do you want to erase?

[mystery officer] Everything
that has to do with me or the program.

[medical officer 1] That's a lot.

He'll come
out with a totally different personality.

[mystery officer] I don't care. What do we
do if someone asks why he has it?

[medical officer 2] We programmed that in.
He'll think it was elective.

My implant was a cover-up?

I guess someone broke even more rules
than we did. [coughing continues]

No. Just hang on.

We can transfer you
into a Positronic brain, or--

Nah, nah, this is right.

Don't lose those friends.

Thanks for one last race.

[Rutherford groans] Huh?

Take it slow, ensign.
You're gonna be all right.

Rutherford.

Are-- Are you...

Yeah. I'm Okeydokey.

[Ransom] I meant what I said, ensign.

You knowingly disobeyed a direct order.

-Are you going to send me to Starbase 80?
-Oh, God, no. That place is a hellhole.

Cottar, when he drowned in the swamp.

You're just gonna spend a night
in the brig.

Wow.
I've never been sent to the brig before.

I hope you don't think less of me.

Honestly? Hearing you stand up
for Starfleet

and give it to those loudmouths,
I was impressed.

-Really?
-[chuckles] Yeah.

Let's grab a drink when you're out.

I wanna hear how those outpost losers
cried when you kicked over their table.

So, there's someone out there
who blew you up?

Yeah.

Whoever it was must've been a higher-up
in Starfleet back when I was a first year,

but that doesn't narrow it down,
it could've been anybody.

Dang. I'm sorry you're in the brig, Boims.

But thanks for keeping me
from losing my cool today.

I don't know how you kept it together.

That archaeologist was just so full of it.

Well, I guess for once
I have to do the mission log.

-Aw, lucky! That's my favorite part.
-[chuckles] Of course it is.

...but with Commander Ransom there,
the situation de-escalated quickly.

Next time, recommend
the Starfleet booth not be set up

near the following organizations.
The Collector's Guild--

Wow. No, thank you.

Wait, don't hang up. You were right.

About what?

I was only being a pain in the ass
because I needed a distraction.

So I could emancipate this little guy
from that crooked museum.

Stolen from the Grand Nagus,
they're offering quite the reward.

Cool story. What do you want?

I asked around about you.

And I get that you love Starfleet,

but you really have the potential
for more.

So, you know, if you ever feel
like the bureaucracy is holding you back,

give me a call.

Uh, yeah, right. I think I'll be fine.

I know you will. Hang in there, Starfleet.

Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew!

Chirp.