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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 3 00:00:16,601 --> 00:00:24,601 ["All His Children" plays] 4 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:06,711 He's been over there a while. 5 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:09,047 Do you think he's doing any good? 6 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,094 I got payments to make on a Chevrolet. 7 00:02:15,428 --> 00:02:17,638 God damn scabs over there. 8 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,683 [Man yelling] 9 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:22,018 Is that Floyd? What's he running for? 10 00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:23,561 Get your buggin' ass out of here, 11 00:02:23,895 --> 00:02:24,979 you buggin' socialist! 12 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,647 They're after him! 13 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,524 All of 'em. What are they up to? 14 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:31,486 You union creep, get lost! 15 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,654 Whoa! 16 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,282 I'll blow your belly right out of your dang head! 17 00:02:36,616 --> 00:02:37,867 Hey, wait a minute, Floyd-- 18 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,203 None of you live bets gonna tell me what he loves. 19 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,163 [Chuckling] 20 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:44,290 What are they-- 21 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:46,793 They're trying to kill him! 22 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,878 Sands! 23 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,423 Man: What about that, Floyd? 24 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,592 Pansy socialists! 25 00:02:54,926 --> 00:02:57,887 God damn traitors! 26 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:02,100 I'll get every last one of ya! Whoo! 27 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:05,311 Hang in there! 28 00:03:05,645 --> 00:03:06,562 Floyd, come on! 29 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:08,106 Easy, Floyd. Easy. 30 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:09,816 God damn, strike-breaking bastards. 31 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:10,900 I got you, Floyd. 32 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,026 I got you, Floyd. It'll be OK. 33 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,152 My God... 34 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:14,737 They could've killed me. 35 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,948 Did they get you? Are you hurt? 36 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,199 You all right? 37 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:21,702 You lousy gypo scabber bastards! 38 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,496 We'll get you! 39 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,373 We're gonna pull you down. 40 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:29,001 [Radio plays country music] 41 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:32,463 Look! [Speaking unclearly] 42 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:34,841 ...with the dynamite... 43 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,885 Boom! I though you put it right in the boat! 44 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,596 God damn union freaks. 45 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:43,057 Teach you to go snoopin' around. 46 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,393 And then someone over there is yelling, 47 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,394 "Look out!" 48 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,812 How's he gonna look out, 49 00:03:48,146 --> 00:03:49,313 if the boat's going all over the damn river? 50 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:50,940 He's screaming and yelling, 51 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,776 "What's happening to me? What's happening to me?" 52 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,153 What'd I tell you? 53 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:56,362 The holy signals are hanging over us 54 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:57,738 right now, Hank. I mean, 55 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,031 everything's going to be milk and honey. 56 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:00,992 We're in God's own fat pocket. 57 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:02,368 Brother Walker told us that. 58 00:04:02,702 --> 00:04:03,453 He told us. 59 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:04,620 Yeah. 60 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,289 And he don't hand out any crap 61 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:07,874 like some of them other preachers do. 62 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:11,002 God damn, some people would rather talk than eat. 63 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,922 Ah, it's washing out down here, Joe. 64 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,841 Give me a hand, will ya? 65 00:04:47,497 --> 00:04:48,664 Hank, Joe B.! 66 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:51,834 You boys planning on a stag party here tonight? 67 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:53,336 We got women inside. 68 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:54,837 This ain't no party, bub. 69 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:56,589 This here is Mr. Jonathan Draeger. 70 00:04:56,923 --> 00:04:58,716 Pleasure to meet you both. 71 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:01,552 He's the whole works, bub. He's the president. 72 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:03,221 Not just Oregon. 73 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,056 The whole damn freakin' union. 74 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:07,517 Yeah, I think I know that, Floyd. 75 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:09,560 Boy, you sure picked one hell of a night 76 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:10,686 for a moonlight cruise. 77 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,022 Yeah, it is that. 78 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,649 I was working over in Portland today. 79 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:15,942 And I thought I might stop by 80 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:17,401 and chat for a few minutes before we left. 81 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:18,694 OK. Go ahead. 82 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:21,447 Well, is it asking too much of an old buddy 83 00:05:21,781 --> 00:05:23,157 if we get in out of the rain? 84 00:05:24,951 --> 00:05:26,369 Come on. 85 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:37,088 No sense in tracking all of this water 86 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:38,631 into the house, Floyd. We can talk out here. 87 00:05:38,965 --> 00:05:42,218 Henry, it's Jonathan Draeger. 88 00:05:42,552 --> 00:05:43,844 How are you? 89 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,346 How you do, sir? 90 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,557 Viv, bring out a couple of six-packs 91 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:49,517 of cold ones, will ya? 92 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:52,853 Oh, boy. 93 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,897 This weather up here really plays hell 94 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:56,190 with my athlete's foot. 95 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,442 Seems like any time I come up to Oregon, 96 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,987 it just crawls right up to my privates. 97 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,156 Yeah. Well, I hope the trip will be worth it. 98 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:08,619 Could we cut the fun and games and get to the point? 99 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,540 Well, you got to think I'm kind of arrogant 100 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,750 to barge in here to plug up the holes, Hank. 101 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,377 Is it all right if I call you Hank? 102 00:06:16,711 --> 00:06:17,628 What do you think, Henry? 103 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:18,629 It's OK by me. 104 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:20,089 He's the boss. 105 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:23,884 Well, I was just wondering if maybe you can hold on 106 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:27,013 to everything you've got now and then sell it all later on. 107 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,931 Sell it to somebody else maybe. 108 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:31,392 Sure. 109 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:33,686 Sure. We'll tell the O'Connel Company 110 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:34,895 to go screw themselves. 111 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,814 I guess that gives us the privilege 112 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:38,399 of selling our logs to somebody else. 113 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:39,442 I get you. 114 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,319 Well then? 115 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,571 Well then what? 116 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,364 Can't do that, Floyd. 117 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:47,617 By God, you've got to do it. 118 00:06:47,992 --> 00:06:50,119 Look, we got a contract, Mr. Draeger. 119 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,622 How do you handle that? I mean, that's our word. 120 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,290 Draeger: Shouldn't have gave your word. 121 00:06:54,624 --> 00:06:56,917 No, thanks. Listen, I know. 122 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,337 We've got nothing against you independents. 123 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:02,506 We're not out to put the family operations 124 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:03,799 out of business. 125 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,092 Thanks. 126 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:06,510 That clears that up. 127 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,012 I mean, they're your friends and neighbors. 128 00:07:08,346 --> 00:07:09,263 Don't you think you owe 'em something? 129 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:12,600 That depends on what they'd owe us 130 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,727 if they were on the other end. 131 00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:16,729 Oh, come on now. You know what I'm talking about. 132 00:07:17,063 --> 00:07:18,230 See, I don't think I do know 133 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:19,774 what you're talking about. 134 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,067 You come on pretty folksy with that athlete's foot 135 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,818 and those first names and everything. 136 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:24,987 Why don't we cut through that crap and get straight on it? 137 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:27,406 That suits me fine. But what am I going to tell you? 138 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:29,659 You got a town full of people here who are hurting. 139 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:31,035 Now somebody is going to have to give up something 140 00:07:31,369 --> 00:07:33,621 somewhere along the line. Don't you agree? 141 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,498 Henry, you answer that. 142 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,628 Well, now, 143 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,505 it just so happens, see, 144 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,382 we get ourselves up at 4:30 every morning, 145 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,342 go out and chop wood. 146 00:07:46,676 --> 00:07:48,010 It's every morning but Sunday for sure. 147 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:49,637 And Saturday maybe. 148 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,180 We've been doing that 149 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,015 for a hell of a lot of years with no stink. 150 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:56,852 So when you or Floyd here 151 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,605 or General Motors or some Commie-pinko 152 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:01,148 or my hound dog tells us 153 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,735 we're not going to get up at 4:30, I tell you-- 154 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:06,445 you haven't got a whisper 155 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:09,240 of a bare-ass clue what the hell this family's all about. 156 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:10,282 Not a whisper. 157 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,243 Nothing. 158 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,453 Well, that's just about as clear a statement 159 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:16,872 of 19th-century philosophy as I've ever heard. 160 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,916 Fine. Give us a look at the 20th. 161 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:23,379 Your slots and compartments you stash people away in. 162 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:24,797 You gonna tell us when to stop cutting 163 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:26,841 and when to start cutting. and who to sell to, 164 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,509 and pat our little bottoms 165 00:08:28,843 --> 00:08:31,262 and tell us what good little boys we are. 166 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,598 Well, not yet, bub. Not yet you don't. 167 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:38,602 I'm only asking you to hang onto the logs you already have. 168 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:41,689 Let me tell you something. Might gladden your heart 169 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,941 and dry up your athlete's foot overnight. 170 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:46,444 We might not make that deadline. 171 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,696 We got three weeks of the worst logging coming up. 172 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,198 And we're liable to fall short. But let me tell you something. 173 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,492 We are going to bust our humps trying. 174 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:56,579 I'm really sorry you feel that way. 175 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,789 Every time you open up a paper these days, 176 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,833 you read about violence. 177 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:03,294 It's almost as if nothing gets done anymore without it. 178 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,671 So, if these people here-- 179 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:07,506 Wait a minute. 180 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,470 I think we're down to the gritty, Henry. 181 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:13,846 If you're talking threats, 182 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,264 I think you can make them plainer than that. 183 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:16,849 Just what kind of violence do you have in mind? 184 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:18,768 I'm just pointing out the facts, that's all. 185 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:20,227 Your friends and neighbors here, 186 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:21,771 they say you're strike breaking. 187 00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:24,106 You say, you're bound to honor your word. 188 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,983 So that's the way it stands. 189 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:27,985 Well, I only speak for the union. 190 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:31,489 We have no jurisdiction over family operations. 191 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,449 So the union's out of it from now on. 192 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:36,202 It's between you people. 193 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,288 Whatever happens from here on out, the union's out of it. 194 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:44,460 I'm glad to have met you, Mr. Stamper. 195 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:46,253 My father was a good friend of your father 196 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:47,254 many long years ago. 197 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,965 Ah. What was his name? 198 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,425 Til Draeger. 199 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,427 Never heard of him. 200 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,972 Thanks for your hospitality. 201 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,933 Goodnight. 202 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,779 Well... 203 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:14,824 Hmm? 204 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:22,498 Yeah, we better get back to work on that, Joe. 205 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:24,667 [Chopping] 206 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,983 Tide'll be coming in like hell tonight. 207 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,527 Oh, it's always coming in like hell. 208 00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:52,862 Like it or not, 209 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,488 it's going to carry us all off someday. 210 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,283 [Church bell ringing] 211 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:00,703 This is it, buddy. 212 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,371 Huh? 213 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,919 OK. Thanks for the ride. 214 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,462 Bye bye. 215 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,044 [Whistles] 216 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,253 Hey! 217 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:52,504 [Whistling] 218 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,132 Joey. Good day, rigger. 219 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,092 Yeah, Hank, I get ya. 220 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,806 [Bell ringing] 221 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,017 Who's doing all that raging over there? 222 00:12:05,351 --> 00:12:06,393 Oh, I can't tell from here. 223 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:10,439 I'm going to go see though. 224 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,050 What can I do for ya? 225 00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:41,470 Wish I knew, Joe B. 226 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,056 Huh? 227 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,856 Oh, you sure haven't changed much, Joe B. 228 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:56,276 All right, come on now. Just who the hell are you? 229 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,155 I'm Lee, Joe B. Leland. 230 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:05,077 You're Lee? 231 00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:07,162 Can't believe it. 232 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,831 Huh! 233 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,500 My God... 234 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,961 Lee, what's all that crap hanging down your head. 235 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,629 Can we go over now? 236 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,214 Why sure, boy. 237 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,426 Get in and we're off and sailing, boy. 238 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:24,430 Hey, Hank! Uncle Henry, I got Lee! 239 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,976 I got Leland Stamper! 240 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,690 I got Lee! Whoo-hoo! 241 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:37,109 What the hell is all this shoutin' going on? 242 00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:38,944 It's your kid, Uncle Henry. 243 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,070 What kid? 244 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,238 Your other kid. Lee. 245 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:42,865 Bullshit. No. Come on. 246 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:43,949 Joe B.'s bringing him 247 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,409 across the river right now. 248 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:50,039 [Dog barking] 249 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,503 Hey, girls, come on... 250 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,338 Hi. 251 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,555 You? 252 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,851 Me. 253 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,773 I'm a son of a bitch. 254 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,357 I lost myself a son, 255 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,525 he comes back home a daughter. 256 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,986 Where'd you get all that hair? 257 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,654 It grows. 258 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:27,618 How you been, huh? 259 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,745 Getting by. Good. 260 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:31,914 I tell ya, it's about all you can ask for. 261 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,374 These damn fool socialists running the country. 262 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,210 Come here, honey, would you? 263 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,878 Lee, I want you to meet my misses. 264 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,088 This here is Jan. 265 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:40,380 Hi. Pleased to meet you. 266 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,548 How do you do? 267 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:42,800 And this is Tita. 268 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,426 Hello, Tita. 269 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,552 Now tell me. What do you think about 270 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,179 your old man up there, huh? 271 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,430 He fell out of a tree about four months ago. 272 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:49,681 Broke his whole left side. 273 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,226 Hell, I've been hurt worse than that. 274 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,560 Henry, for goodness sake. 275 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:54,603 I don't think we ought to keep Leland 276 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,648 standing here on the dock. Hi. 277 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,775 I'm Viv. Hank's wife. 278 00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:00,818 How you do? 279 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,111 Why don't you come on up? 280 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,403 Hank's around here someplace. 281 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,613 At least he was a few minutes ago. 282 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,324 Hank: How are you, swinger? 283 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,910 Never thought you'd get back here on your own. 284 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:11,870 Yeah. 285 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,956 Yeah, I guess it is kinda strange. 286 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,667 What are you, just passing through? 287 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:18,919 Maybe. 288 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:20,838 What do you think, Henry? 289 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,923 Want to put this puppy dog up for the night? 290 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:27,469 I don't know. Looks to me like some kind of New York fairy. 291 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,429 [Joe chuckling] 292 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,889 Boy, damn if he don't. 293 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:36,270 If you two would just stop it. Now come on. 294 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:42,192 Hey, Lee, how does it look to you? 295 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,153 Pretty much the same. 296 00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:45,863 Where's he going to sleep, though? 297 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,447 Wherever you think. 298 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,991 Oh, I got it. 299 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,076 Hey, Lee, you can have your old room back. 300 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,912 We'll just move our kids out right now. 301 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,081 You don't mind doing that, do you, honey? 302 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,332 Why no. Of course not. 303 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,960 Hey, Lee, see, you're all set up. 304 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,004 Better get those kids out pretty quick, Jan, 305 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,589 he looks kind of shook up. 306 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,217 I've been on the road three days. 307 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,136 Where you sure as hell been on something, bub. 308 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,554 Want a beer? 309 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:11,889 No. No, thanks. 310 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,182 Come on in. Sit down where we can talk. 311 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:14,516 No, really. I am kind of tired. 312 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,394 If I could maybe sack out for a while 313 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:18,979 and get myself together. 314 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,772 Well, sure, you bet, Lee. 315 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:21,899 Come on upstairs. I got your stuff. 316 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,483 Come on. 317 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,288 I think he's beautiful. 318 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,670 Yeah, the son... 319 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,882 the prodigal son returns. 320 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:50,177 That's me, right? 321 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,888 Question is why. 322 00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:01,104 I think it's time for you to know the answer. 323 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:06,235 You see, my dear boozy mother used to get these letters 324 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,362 every month. 325 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,115 And who do you suppose sent those letters? 326 00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,244 Himself. 327 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,413 And what do you suppose was in those letters? 328 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,582 Hmm? 329 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,125 Money. 330 00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:27,673 Real, honest to goodness money. 331 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,801 I mean, it's really got to make you wonder 332 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,679 his being so nice to us. 333 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,057 Hank. Not my old man. 334 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,558 Hank. 335 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:44,940 God only knows. I owe him an awful lot. 336 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:51,697 So I just had to come up here and give him my helping hand. 337 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,620 Now, ain't we lucky? 338 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,497 Bunch of dumb scabs. 339 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,000 Ignorant savages, eat dirt and bugger raccoons 340 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,334 'cause they don't know any better. 341 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,837 And then here comes Leland Stamper. 342 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,714 Knows everything. 343 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,340 Yeah... 344 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,844 Well, I know this, Hank. 345 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:18,140 I know all there is to know about ladies 346 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,892 who jump out of six-story windows. 347 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,353 I'm a real expert at that. 348 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,690 So be it, bub. Nobody pushed. 349 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,736 Please tell me about it. 350 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,239 She's dead and buried. Nobody's business. 351 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:44,541 You know, I don't remember seeing Hank at the funeral. 352 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:48,378 Would you believe it, Viv? Nobody came. 353 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,423 Nobody. 354 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:54,092 Well, not even anybody from her own family? 355 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,137 Disowned her. 356 00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,932 Gave up on her years ago, when she ran away to Oregon 357 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,226 with this fast talking old widower 358 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,396 by the name of Henry Stamper. 359 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:16,323 And if that wasn't bad enough she even had a kid by him. 360 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:21,119 So nobody came. Nobody. 361 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,999 Hey, don't you worry, Hank. 362 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,169 We got your God damn flowers. 363 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,932 [Toilet flushes] 364 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:48,480 Henry: Hubba! Hubba! 365 00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,108 Time for some whistle bunks. 366 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,528 Let's go! Let's go! 367 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,822 Gonna stay in bed all day? 368 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,325 Wag it and shag it, Stampers. 369 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:03,453 Contracts to fill. 370 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:08,208 Eggs to hatch and cats to kill. 371 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,586 No sissy shits here. 372 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,302 Come on. Let's wake it and shake it, bub. 373 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,981 Jesus Christ. 374 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,116 Jesus Christ is right. 375 00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:47,205 Are they asleep? 376 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,374 I think Barina's awake. 377 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,418 Come on in here then. 378 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,884 Oh, yeah. 379 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,094 Man [on radio]: ...waterfront areas are reminded 380 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,430 to check carefully. 381 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,683 Chorus: "KRO, Number One" 382 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,393 Think he's going to make it? 383 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,396 I don't know. He was laying in bed up there. 384 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,149 Looked just like Rita Hayworth. 385 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,614 Morning. 386 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,991 Morning, Leland. 387 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,618 Over here. 388 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:29,706 Good morning. 389 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:30,874 You're late. 390 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,542 Waffles is all gone. 391 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,294 It's ok, Henry. 392 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:35,629 I saved some for him in the oven. 393 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,130 You want some coffee? 394 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,590 Yes, thank you. 395 00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,008 Come on, Leland let's have the benefits 396 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,470 of some of that university learning. 397 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,805 Give us something of trigonometry. 398 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,183 Go on, say something in trigonom. 399 00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:49,518 Well, if you don't mind. 400 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,811 I'd like to wag it and shag it first. 401 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,523 Thank you. 402 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,108 Joe: Lee, you going to stick around? 403 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,319 The reason I ask is we're kind of up against it. 404 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:00,612 We're a little shorthanded. 405 00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:01,821 See, we could use every last Stamper 406 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,365 we can get a hold of. 407 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:04,950 What do you mean? He's eating here, ain't he? 408 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,535 If he's gonna eat here, he's gonna work here. 409 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,036 It's all. He's workin'. 410 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,621 Maybe Lee's got to say something about that. 411 00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:10,872 Me and Jan, we're going to take you over 412 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,165 to the Church of God 413 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,500 and the Metaphysical Science. 414 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,377 We gonna introduce you to Brother Walker. 415 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:18,004 What do you want to do that for? 416 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,090 Hey, I can tell you something, Lee. 417 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,841 Thank you. 418 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,718 You know what happened as soon as Jan and me 419 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,887 got the call, the very instant we got saved? 420 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,056 I mean the very instant. You know what happened? 421 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,975 She got pregnant, that's what. 422 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,643 The very instant like. 423 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:32,769 Incredible. 424 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,479 Bullshit. 425 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,484 Want some more syrup, Lee? 426 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:41,528 Anything wrong? 427 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,446 No. Everything's fine. 428 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,031 I was just wondering, 429 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,616 don't the ladies get to say anything at breakfast? 430 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:50,495 Henry: Get him some boots. 431 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:51,955 What? 432 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,958 Get some Clarks for him, stop all this jawin'. 433 00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:59,004 Wait a minute. He hasn't even said 434 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:00,255 he's going to stay yet. 435 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,215 Get the God damn boots. Get 'em. 436 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,176 Heh. Come on, Lee. 437 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,565 Try these on. 438 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,026 And don't step on anybody, huh? 439 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:23,987 I'll get you a hat. 440 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,905 Why don't you back off, old man? 441 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,325 Oh, mommy sissypants. 442 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,702 Years ago, when his mommy took him with, 443 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:31,911 I knew he wasn't going to cut it. 444 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,622 I knew he'd never cut it. 445 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,123 Hank: You might give him a little room. 446 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,207 What for? 447 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,252 Well, you're old school. 448 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,172 He's only a half-brother to me but as far as I've been told, 449 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,174 he's all your son. 450 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:56,811 Don't you boys go docking it just 'cause I ain't there. 451 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:59,814 You keep Uncle John nice and sober. 452 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,651 Should be a good day, pretty good day for it. 453 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,152 Hey, Joe, hold it. Hmm? 454 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,863 Hold it. 455 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:10,241 Just look at that. Look at that up there. 456 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,535 Huh? What? 457 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,079 That's my old man. 458 00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:16,164 Ain't he a handsome looking devil? 459 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,582 No getting around that. 460 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,292 Sons of bitches. 461 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,337 Hey, you dare I leave my unprotected wife alone 462 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:23,880 with a sheik like that? 463 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,382 Joe: Pretty risky, Hank. 464 00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:26,883 My God, you Campfire Girls going to get the hell 465 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:28,093 out of here? 466 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:29,803 Take it easy, Henry. 467 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,389 Joe: Hey, Leland, get on down here! 468 00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,974 Got no respect! 469 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:43,441 Here they are, Leland. Ain't they beauties? 470 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:45,902 Huh? 471 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:58,373 Hey, come on, Andy. What's happening? 472 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:01,710 Clyde ain't coming at all, that's what's happening. 473 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,089 All right. 474 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:09,843 I'm Leland Stamper. 475 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,469 Billy Bejesus. 476 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:15,849 I'm your cousin Andy. Must be about 10 years now. 477 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,143 I heard about your mother. 478 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,478 Yeah, well, she's dead. 479 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:24,023 Yeah. Sure am sorry, Lee. 480 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,278 Where'd you get all the hair? 481 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,405 It grows. 482 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:41,040 Man: Hey, fellas, can you come over here? 483 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:43,960 Can you take me across? 484 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,921 My boat's laid up. 485 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:50,175 Ah, thanks a lot, fellas. 486 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,093 I sure do thank you for the lift. 487 00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,726 Any of you fellas got any smokes on you? 488 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,728 I'm clear out. 489 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,607 Got a match? 490 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,275 I see you got a new hand here, Hank. 491 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,527 Yeah, it's my brother Leland. 492 00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:12,113 Case you want to put that in your union report. 493 00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:14,491 Where'd you get all that hair? 494 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,660 Well, it grows. 495 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,704 Hank: How's it going, Les? 496 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,539 Fine. It's great. 497 00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:23,500 Could be a lot better, of course. 498 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:26,961 Well, I'm just going down the county line. 499 00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,588 Going to pick gooseberries. 500 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:31,800 Imagine that? Me a logger. 501 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:32,967 You know, some of the fellas 502 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,469 down at that union hall 503 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:35,637 are getting plenty pissed off at you. 504 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,889 They said-- 505 00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:39,265 They said they're going to kick your ass 506 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,810 'til your nose bleeds. 507 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,021 That's what they said. [Laughing] 508 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,777 Hey, wait, you know what? 509 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,821 We got the lumberman's field day coming up. 510 00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:55,156 Boy, I sure bet the boys would like to see 511 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,575 all you Stamper folks out there when that gets underway. 512 00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:58,993 That's swell. 513 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,204 You can build bleachers and sell tickets. 514 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,540 Thanks a lot, fellas. 515 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,125 I sure do appreciate the ride. 516 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,753 Hey, now look. 517 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,965 You make sure that you fellas come out, you hear? 518 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,968 [Bluegrass music plays] 519 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,932 [Car horn honks] 520 00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,518 Hank: OK, Stampers, up and at 'em. 521 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:06,978 Hey, girls, we got an invitation 522 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:09,480 to the lumberman's field day. 523 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:55,610 Neat work you guys do up here. 524 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,570 Well, Leland, all you got to do 525 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,072 is find something else 526 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,406 for mommy to wipe her little baby's butt with. 527 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,951 And all this neat works out a business. 528 00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:10,458 [Saw cutting] 529 00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:11,811 What's he going on, Hank? 530 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:14,063 Setting the choker. 531 00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,399 Well, you look at the bright side of it, Lee. 532 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:18,568 It's going to make a man out of you. 533 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,864 [Horn honks] 534 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,000 [Honks] 535 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:36,878 The fella down there. 536 00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:39,881 Name's Hook. He'll show you around. 537 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,759 And you see that thin thing up there? 538 00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:44,510 You stay away from that. 539 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,555 Flaps 30, 40 feet. It's a haul back. 540 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:49,182 We don't want to waste a lot of time 541 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,642 picking up what's left of you. 542 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:54,771 Right down there. 543 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,487 I'm gonna go cut me a tail spar. 544 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:18,628 That first step's a bitch. 545 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:46,739 [Horn honks] 546 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,957 Hi, I'm Leland. 547 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,543 Hi. How are you? I'm Hook. 548 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,932 You get off on that side, and I'll get off on this side. 549 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:14,100 And I'll show you how to set one of these. 550 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,060 Okey doke. 551 00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:17,979 [Horn honks] 552 00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:25,653 [Honk] 553 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:26,737 You got her? 554 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:28,072 Where is it? 555 00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:29,949 Find it? Oh, yeah, I got it. 556 00:32:31,576 --> 00:32:35,830 Insert it right in that slot there. 557 00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:40,376 [Honks] 558 00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:43,129 Now let's get this one. 559 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,554 I'll let you get on the uphill side and you can fix this one. 560 00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:01,355 I get your fingers? No. 561 00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:02,982 Now what? 562 00:33:03,316 --> 00:33:06,027 Just head uphill there. We'll get out of the way. 563 00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:08,571 [Honks] 564 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:30,760 [Honks] 565 00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,055 You got it? 566 00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:35,514 OK. 567 00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:37,892 Now let's get this. 568 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:10,841 Oh, look out! 569 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,261 God damn! Sorry. 570 00:34:13,636 --> 00:34:16,430 Hold onto that. 571 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:47,295 [Honks] 572 00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:16,032 [Honks] 573 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:41,766 [Honking continues] 574 00:35:47,355 --> 00:35:48,481 [Honking ceases] 575 00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:51,734 [Radio plays music] 576 00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:57,990 Hey, Hooks. Kid coming up? 577 00:35:58,324 --> 00:35:59,700 I don't think so. 578 00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:01,827 The little bastard done all right this morning though. 579 00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:13,422 Jesus Christ! 580 00:36:13,756 --> 00:36:16,717 God damn! 581 00:36:22,473 --> 00:36:24,683 Where'd you learn the strip act? In college? 582 00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:27,061 Some whore of a bug bit me. 583 00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:28,854 It's a carpenter ant. 584 00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:30,606 Shit! 585 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,983 Well, listen to that. He can cuss too. 586 00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:34,985 Don't that beat everything. 587 00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:37,613 Here. 588 00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:41,742 I guess you done OK. 589 00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:43,869 You'll get the hang of it. 590 00:36:47,123 --> 00:36:50,835 You know what you can do with this job, King Kong? 591 00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:51,836 You can shove it. 592 00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,547 Well... 593 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,340 You got a hell of a good point there, bub. 594 00:36:56,674 --> 00:36:57,967 It ain't a lot of fun. 595 00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,343 But it's something that we do pretty good. 596 00:36:59,677 --> 00:37:01,262 And it's... 597 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:03,597 you know what's gotten into me? 598 00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:06,016 You know what's running through my head right now? 599 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,185 What are you doing here? 600 00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:10,479 What'd you come back here for? 601 00:37:23,993 --> 00:37:26,662 [Sawing] 602 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:20,966 The old man's at The Snag. 603 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,801 Oh, yeah? 604 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,262 Really. John heard it in town. 605 00:38:25,596 --> 00:38:27,223 The old man's down at The Snag. 606 00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:28,933 Well, it ain't election day 607 00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:30,684 so I suppose they're serving booze down there. 608 00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:32,353 Yeah. 609 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:34,480 You think he's going to be all right, though? 610 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,440 The way things are in town? 611 00:38:36,774 --> 00:38:39,818 Well, there's about 612 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,070 and one of Henry. 613 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:43,280 So I figure the odds are in our favor. 614 00:38:58,045 --> 00:39:00,506 Who's talking about good ol' days? 615 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,926 ...always talking about good ol' days. 616 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:08,389 Hell. There weren't nothing good about them except... 617 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,938 Hi, Hank. How you doing, buddy? 618 00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:18,148 Pretty good. Hi, Henry. 619 00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:19,567 Can I buy you a beer? 620 00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:21,610 Yeah. OK. 621 00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:25,364 Hey, get us a couple more beers. 622 00:39:25,698 --> 00:39:26,865 Haven't seen you in a while. 623 00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:28,367 Guess you been working pretty hard though, huh? 624 00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:30,327 Yeah. 625 00:39:30,661 --> 00:39:32,871 Well, that's good. 626 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:34,873 Things were going pretty good for me until about a month ago. 627 00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:36,959 You know, I've had Gregory Peck and Doris Day 628 00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:38,377 all week down at the theater. 629 00:39:38,711 --> 00:39:39,753 But nobody's coming down to see 'em. 630 00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:42,214 Bang up shows, too. 631 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,091 Guys keep on telling me I should put on those 632 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:46,385 new sex movies. Everything's all tit and butt. 633 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:48,887 But I just won't stoop that low. 634 00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,265 I got a real special down at the laundry too. 635 00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:54,393 Three shirts for 99 cents. 636 00:39:54,727 --> 00:39:58,147 A real special. But people just can't afford it. 637 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,274 Not with the strike going on, Hank. 638 00:40:00,608 --> 00:40:01,650 You know what I mean. 639 00:40:01,984 --> 00:40:03,611 Hell, you know what I'm talking about. 640 00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,279 I mean, God knows you wouldn't want to do anything 641 00:40:05,613 --> 00:40:06,989 to hurt anybody in this town. 642 00:40:07,323 --> 00:40:09,742 We just want your help, that's all. 643 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,910 Well, I've tried, Willard. 644 00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:15,164 But my wife won't let anybody touch my shirts. 645 00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:18,834 Floyd: At least you know who your friends were. 646 00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:20,502 Henry: What'd you say? 647 00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:22,171 In those days you could trust your friends. 648 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:23,380 They didn't knife you in the back. 649 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,090 Boy, if I was a cut much younger, 650 00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:27,134 I'd wrap that chair across your fat gut. 651 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:29,720 Henry, be a sweet young fellow and head on home. 652 00:40:30,054 --> 00:40:31,513 Got to get my cane. 653 00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:32,598 Oh! 654 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,308 Hey! Hey. 655 00:40:34,642 --> 00:40:36,769 Sorry, Floyd. I didn't mean to do that. 656 00:40:43,901 --> 00:40:48,030 Be nice if that whole God damn family dropped dead. 657 00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:50,866 [Honks] 658 00:41:43,127 --> 00:41:45,921 [Radio plays music] 659 00:41:50,843 --> 00:41:52,636 OK. She's set. 660 00:41:52,970 --> 00:41:56,515 [Chainsaw whirring] 661 00:41:58,684 --> 00:41:59,727 [Honks] 662 00:42:26,128 --> 00:42:28,338 Look out! Look at that son of a bitch come! 663 00:42:58,452 --> 00:42:59,244 [Honks] 664 00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,788 Who set that? 665 00:43:01,163 --> 00:43:03,707 The kid set that one. 666 00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:17,846 Ah, what I heard is you got a big one loose today. 667 00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:19,640 Who told you that? 668 00:43:19,973 --> 00:43:21,475 Them things get around. 669 00:43:21,809 --> 00:43:23,310 Hell, even a dumb fool woman 670 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:24,978 can set up a choker proper. 671 00:43:25,312 --> 00:43:27,898 I wonder how she would make out if someone sawed it through. 672 00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:33,403 What does that mean? 673 00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:36,240 Sawed it through, Hank. 674 00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:39,993 Look, I tell you something. 675 00:43:40,327 --> 00:43:41,245 Get enough hair in your eyes 676 00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:43,539 you can see almost anything. 677 00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:52,589 Maybe we better keep the kids home tomorrow, huh? 678 00:43:52,923 --> 00:43:56,552 Why don't we all stay home tomorrow? 679 00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:58,387 Man the barricades. 680 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,808 We could make our stand on the bend of the river. 681 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,519 The proud Stampers! 682 00:44:05,853 --> 00:44:07,354 And never give a God damn inch. 683 00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:10,858 That's the old Stamper motto, isn't it? Hmm? 684 00:44:16,113 --> 00:44:17,781 Words to live by 685 00:44:18,115 --> 00:44:19,825 for the ruling scabs of Oregon. 686 00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:27,457 [Door slams] 687 00:44:29,418 --> 00:44:31,378 For a kid almost killed, he's... 688 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:34,339 still got a sense of humor. 689 00:45:18,842 --> 00:45:21,386 [Dogs barking] 690 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:33,231 Come on, girls, let's go. 691 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,823 Why didn't you go hunting? 692 00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:43,158 I don't know. I guess I'd want 693 00:45:43,492 --> 00:45:44,326 the fox to win. 694 00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:46,078 Come on. Come on. Let's go. 695 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,540 Don't you ever get a day off? 696 00:45:50,874 --> 00:45:52,459 Not very often. 697 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:53,835 What do they do at a lumberman's 698 00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,545 field day anyway? 699 00:45:55,879 --> 00:45:58,840 They drink beer and play grab ass 700 00:45:59,174 --> 00:46:00,384 with each ether's motorcycles. 701 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,146 Couldn't have been easy for you coming back here. 702 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,527 Wasn't hard either. 703 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:20,487 Hell, it was the first trip I'd had all year 704 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:22,614 on rubber tires. 705 00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:24,783 I was just sitting there one day, 706 00:46:25,117 --> 00:46:27,995 sitting in my room staring at the ceiling with the gas on. 707 00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:29,621 Gas? 708 00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:33,291 Yeah, it was going for maybe 20 minutes or so. 709 00:46:35,919 --> 00:46:38,714 I got this really brilliant idea. 710 00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:42,884 I was going to have this last joint and go out high. 711 00:46:43,218 --> 00:46:49,683 So rolled up this joint and I lit up and boom. 712 00:46:50,017 --> 00:46:51,309 You wouldn't believe what happened. 713 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:55,355 I mean, the windows blew out, the door caved in. 714 00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,149 I found myself on the street. 715 00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:00,569 Finally, the cops hauled me off to the hospital. 716 00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:03,530 Next thing I knew I was getting sued by the landlord. 717 00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,907 I couldn't pay the hospital bill. 718 00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,826 I mean, I had to split. 719 00:47:09,286 --> 00:47:11,455 Why did you want to turn on the gas? 720 00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:17,419 Well, I was just on a bummer for about a year. 721 00:47:21,214 --> 00:47:22,716 There was nobody there. 722 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:24,926 [Door opens] 723 00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:26,928 Viv: Henry! 724 00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:28,722 Reba! 725 00:47:29,056 --> 00:47:29,931 Come on, girl. 726 00:47:30,265 --> 00:47:31,725 Henry. 727 00:47:32,059 --> 00:47:33,977 Henry, you can't go chasing off like that. 728 00:47:34,311 --> 00:47:35,479 When I need a wet nurse, missy, 729 00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:37,981 I'll go up to the county hospital. 730 00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:58,043 What about you? 731 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,295 You never say anything. 732 00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:02,005 Yeah, I know. 733 00:48:04,633 --> 00:48:07,385 Like the strike. Doesn't it bother you? 734 00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:09,888 Oh. 735 00:48:10,222 --> 00:48:11,973 I don't think about it. 736 00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:13,892 Why not? 737 00:48:14,226 --> 00:48:16,228 Nobody asks me. 738 00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:17,979 Well, I mean if anybody should ask, 739 00:48:18,313 --> 00:48:19,773 they don't listen anyway. 740 00:48:20,107 --> 00:48:22,609 That's the way it is. 741 00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:35,622 Did you know that before you came here? 742 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:39,000 Ha. No. I came here... 743 00:48:40,794 --> 00:48:44,506 I came here on the back of a green motorcycle. 744 00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,426 All the way from Rocky Ford, Colorado. 745 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,303 Rocky Ford. 746 00:48:50,637 --> 00:48:52,264 Yep. 747 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:53,807 Nobody knows it, 748 00:48:54,141 --> 00:48:55,225 but that's the watermelon capital of the world. 749 00:48:55,559 --> 00:48:57,227 I bet it is. 750 00:49:01,898 --> 00:49:03,775 Well... 751 00:49:04,109 --> 00:49:06,736 Hank came riding through there one summer. 752 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:09,990 Just after cutting season. 753 00:49:10,323 --> 00:49:11,908 Then... 754 00:49:12,242 --> 00:49:14,286 my uncle threw him in jail 755 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:16,329 for disorderly conduct. 756 00:49:16,663 --> 00:49:19,207 My uncle was the sheriff. 757 00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,168 And he... 758 00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:24,963 got out two nights later and... 759 00:49:25,297 --> 00:49:26,464 There was you and Hank 760 00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:28,925 and the watermelon patch, right? 761 00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:33,471 Yeah. 762 00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:35,599 Yeah, sort of. 763 00:49:38,226 --> 00:49:39,477 And so you took off. 764 00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,479 No. I left. 765 00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:42,689 I left my aunt and uncle, 766 00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:46,026 and the watermelon patch, and the jail, 767 00:49:46,359 --> 00:49:47,652 and... 768 00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:52,240 God, riding out of there... 769 00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:54,826 on the back of that thing, 770 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,494 hanging onto Hank. 771 00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:06,713 So anyway, here I am. 772 00:50:08,715 --> 00:50:11,885 I got a garden here. I got flowers and... 773 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,931 got a German yellow canary upstairs. 774 00:50:17,641 --> 00:50:18,600 And they're all mine. 775 00:50:18,934 --> 00:50:20,018 And if that river ever comes up 776 00:50:20,352 --> 00:50:25,523 and carts us all off, they're still mine. 777 00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:28,276 That's all there is. 778 00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:38,203 Has it always been everything? 779 00:50:39,996 --> 00:50:41,331 No. 780 00:50:41,665 --> 00:50:44,292 God no. Not that first summer. 781 00:50:46,211 --> 00:50:48,588 Had a baby in me then. I had Hank's baby, 782 00:50:48,922 --> 00:50:50,215 a Stamper... 783 00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:55,720 Everybody was fussing over me and doing for me. 784 00:50:56,054 --> 00:50:57,597 Even the rain held off till December. 785 00:50:57,931 --> 00:50:59,724 We went off to Reed's Port the first night it rained. 786 00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:01,768 And he was born. He was beautiful. 787 00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:04,020 He had blue eyes and lots of brown hair. 788 00:51:04,354 --> 00:51:05,272 And he was dead. 789 00:51:16,283 --> 00:51:18,910 And there wouldn't be anymore. 790 00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:27,419 Doesn't matter now anyway. 791 00:51:29,671 --> 00:51:32,132 I seem to give Hank what he wants, what he needs. 792 00:51:32,465 --> 00:51:34,092 He seems satisfied. 793 00:51:34,426 --> 00:51:36,011 Are you? 794 00:51:45,895 --> 00:51:47,897 Hey, hey. Go get him champ. 795 00:51:48,231 --> 00:51:51,067 You bet. 796 00:51:51,401 --> 00:51:54,487 Well, Henry, they sure won't be expecting us. 797 00:51:54,821 --> 00:51:56,698 [Engine starts] 798 00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,242 I mean, I really don't know why 799 00:51:59,576 --> 00:52:00,535 we have to go through this. 800 00:52:00,869 --> 00:52:01,745 Sure you do. 801 00:52:02,078 --> 00:52:03,705 Yeah, I guess I do. 802 00:52:14,341 --> 00:52:16,926 Let's get out there and have some fun. 803 00:53:09,813 --> 00:53:10,688 Hey! 804 00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:12,190 Got these rules? 805 00:53:34,129 --> 00:53:37,298 Yeah, Hank, keep it up! 806 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:45,557 Come on, Hank! Keep it up! 807 00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:53,815 Hey. Hey. 808 00:53:54,149 --> 00:53:55,733 You ever seen anything like that, huh? 809 00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:57,444 [Men laughing] 810 00:54:38,109 --> 00:54:39,068 Got a beer? 811 00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:41,613 Don't you want some water? 812 00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:44,532 You hungry? 813 00:54:44,866 --> 00:54:45,783 Yeah. 814 00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:47,452 How'd it go? 815 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:48,578 Oh, I don't know. 816 00:54:48,912 --> 00:54:49,871 You win a few, you lose a few. 817 00:54:50,205 --> 00:54:52,040 Hey, Hank, how about a hamburger? 818 00:54:52,373 --> 00:54:53,958 Hamburger or hotdog? 819 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:55,877 Hamburger, I think. 820 00:54:56,211 --> 00:54:58,421 All right. There you are. 821 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:04,552 Hank! 822 00:55:04,886 --> 00:55:07,138 How about a little touch football? 823 00:55:09,516 --> 00:55:11,309 Oh, I don't know. 824 00:55:11,643 --> 00:55:13,811 Stamper, you want a little football? 825 00:55:14,145 --> 00:55:14,854 Yeah, why not. 826 00:55:15,188 --> 00:55:17,649 Ronny, Gene. 827 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:20,235 A little touch football. 828 00:55:22,779 --> 00:55:24,864 Heya, fellas. 829 00:55:25,198 --> 00:55:26,533 How you doing, guys? 830 00:55:26,908 --> 00:55:30,161 [Chatter] 831 00:55:32,247 --> 00:55:34,707 A little touch football... 832 00:56:33,308 --> 00:56:34,934 Hey, nice, nice. 833 00:56:35,268 --> 00:56:36,728 My God, the kid's fast, Hank. 834 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:39,272 Going fast to sleep. He's just like his big brother. 835 00:56:39,606 --> 00:56:41,566 Remember that real wet summer we had, kid? 836 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,693 Lot of beds got warmed up that summer. 837 00:56:44,027 --> 00:56:45,111 Hank and I, we know which bed I'm talking about, 838 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:46,279 don't we? 839 00:56:46,613 --> 00:56:47,947 It's pretty funny lately. 840 00:56:48,281 --> 00:56:49,157 'Cause everybody knew 841 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:51,075 that Hank was balling your mother. 842 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,376 Oh, boy. 843 00:57:11,346 --> 00:57:13,640 Get him, Joe B. 844 00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:17,727 [Cheering] 845 00:57:32,742 --> 00:57:35,953 Get in there, Hankus! 846 00:58:20,665 --> 00:58:22,667 [Singing] 847 00:58:29,257 --> 00:58:31,634 That wasn't a very good landing there, Hank. 848 00:58:31,968 --> 00:58:34,387 Do a job, man. 849 00:58:34,721 --> 00:58:35,930 Oh, ha ha. 850 00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:37,807 Come on, you guys. You've had it. 851 00:58:38,141 --> 00:58:39,642 Hank: Don't bother to park. 852 00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:48,234 Ah, honey. 853 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:54,449 Sorry. But I was forced to kick the crap 854 00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:57,243 out of some friends and neighbors. 855 00:58:57,577 --> 00:58:58,911 Come on. Come on up. 856 00:58:59,245 --> 00:58:59,912 I forgot something. 857 00:59:00,246 --> 00:59:01,873 No, no. Hank. 858 00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:03,166 Let got of me, Leland. 859 00:59:03,499 --> 00:59:05,084 Hank, come on. 860 00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:07,837 I'm-- 861 00:59:08,171 --> 00:59:09,130 Are you all right? 862 00:59:09,464 --> 00:59:10,214 Whoo! 863 00:59:10,548 --> 00:59:13,259 Whee! Whee! 864 00:59:18,973 --> 00:59:21,309 Eight feet, Joe B., right on the mark! 865 00:59:21,642 --> 00:59:24,854 We're in God's fat little pocket. 866 00:59:38,910 --> 00:59:40,328 Fun, huh? 867 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:42,622 Fun. 868 00:59:42,955 --> 00:59:43,831 Let me know. 869 00:59:44,165 --> 00:59:45,124 What? 870 00:59:45,458 --> 00:59:47,376 If you want to leave. 871 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:55,510 Come on! Come on, let's get 'em moving! 872 01:00:34,799 --> 01:00:37,051 You know, I'm sorry about that. 873 01:00:37,385 --> 01:00:39,178 Sorry about what, Hank? 874 01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:42,807 Well, the way you found out about me and your mother. 875 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,268 Hey, let me tell you something, Hank. 876 01:00:45,601 --> 01:00:47,228 I didn't find out about anything yesterday 877 01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:48,896 that I didn't know already. 878 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:57,864 Hey, how does that happen? 879 01:00:58,239 --> 01:01:00,491 Who tells 10-year-old kids about their mothers? 880 01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,785 Their mothers? 881 01:01:03,119 --> 01:01:05,580 Nobody had to tell me anything, Hank. 882 01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:08,708 I saw you. 883 01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:23,514 [Truck approaching] 884 01:01:33,441 --> 01:01:35,735 Hank: OK, Stampers, up and at 'em. 885 01:01:40,615 --> 01:01:41,741 I don't know. 886 01:01:42,074 --> 01:01:44,243 Hell, everything's coming apart at the seams. 887 01:01:44,577 --> 01:01:47,246 I tell you, Hank, it's Orland's boys. 888 01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:51,042 He says they all got the flu or something. 889 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,543 Or something... 890 01:01:52,877 --> 01:01:55,504 Yeah, he doesn't know when he'll be back. 891 01:01:55,838 --> 01:01:57,089 You know, he don't know the difference 892 01:01:57,423 --> 01:01:58,841 between a goose and a Coos bay whore. 893 01:01:59,175 --> 01:01:59,926 But he knows when they're coming back. 894 01:02:00,301 --> 01:02:00,968 He knows, all right. 895 01:02:01,302 --> 01:02:02,511 It ain't easy, Hank. 896 01:02:02,845 --> 01:02:05,806 The Davies boys are Orland's boys. 897 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:07,224 Any of us. 898 01:02:07,516 --> 01:02:09,894 My little girl comes home crying every day 899 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,520 'cause there won't nobody play with her. 900 01:02:11,854 --> 01:02:13,773 We're all of us dirt. 901 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,530 Just a couple weeks longer, 902 01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:24,033 they could have waited a little longer. 903 01:02:24,367 --> 01:02:27,328 Maybe they just want to get out while they still can. 904 01:02:29,372 --> 01:02:30,748 Well, we ain't making nothing 905 01:02:31,082 --> 01:02:33,834 but shadows around here. Let's get going. 906 01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:42,069 Hi, Floyd. Hi, Marie. 907 01:03:42,403 --> 01:03:43,821 My God, what the hell do you want? 908 01:03:44,155 --> 01:03:47,491 Well, I'll tell you. It's kind of like this. 909 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:55,041 Hey, you stop! 910 01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:08,679 Now, that ain't no new truck. 911 01:04:09,013 --> 01:04:10,514 But I sure do feel better. 912 01:04:10,848 --> 01:04:13,142 You bastard, that was my daddy's desk! 913 01:04:17,063 --> 01:04:18,773 Hey, Hank. Hank. 914 01:04:19,106 --> 01:04:20,941 Listen, I got to talk to you, Hank. 915 01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:22,651 Now, it's in confidence, Hank. 916 01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:24,737 I'm talking to you in confidence. 917 01:04:25,071 --> 01:04:26,697 Now, I've never told anybody this before. 918 01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:28,032 You know, Willard, I don't think 919 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:29,116 I really want the honor. 920 01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:32,912 Hank, now wait. Hank! 921 01:04:35,748 --> 01:04:37,374 Hank, you listen to me now, huh? 922 01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:39,543 Remember last year the girl that I hired on 923 01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:40,961 to help Mildred in the laundry? 924 01:04:41,295 --> 01:04:44,381 Well, that girl and me-- we sort of hit it off. 925 01:04:44,715 --> 01:04:45,633 You know, the two of us. 926 01:04:45,966 --> 01:04:47,301 Well, right now she's up in Seattle. 927 01:04:47,635 --> 01:04:48,719 She's living there. 928 01:04:49,053 --> 01:04:51,889 She's got this kid, Hank. My kid. 929 01:04:52,223 --> 01:04:53,599 Understand me? 930 01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:56,852 I didn't know you had it in you, Willard. 931 01:04:57,186 --> 01:04:58,854 Well, I'm supporting the both of them, damn it. 932 01:04:59,188 --> 01:05:00,898 She and the kid. 933 01:05:01,232 --> 01:05:02,525 But I can't go on any longer. 934 01:05:02,858 --> 01:05:04,068 Hey, Viv. 935 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:05,861 I just can't afford to. 936 01:05:06,195 --> 01:05:07,113 Hank, you're going to kill a lot of people in this town. 937 01:05:07,488 --> 01:05:08,531 Get to the point, will you, Willard? 938 01:05:08,864 --> 01:05:11,408 Look, that kid is my own flesh and blood. 939 01:05:11,742 --> 01:05:12,952 And I don't intend to give him up. 940 01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:14,411 Well... 941 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:17,414 good for you, Willard. Hang in there. 942 01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:26,715 Now, listen to me, Hank Stamper. 943 01:05:27,049 --> 01:05:28,759 So help me God, if you don't let up, 944 01:05:29,093 --> 01:05:30,094 I'm going to do something drastic. 945 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:32,138 I'm going to kill myself. 946 01:05:32,513 --> 01:05:33,806 That's no crap. I'll kill myself. 947 01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:35,141 I'll make it look like-- 948 01:05:35,516 --> 01:05:36,183 I'll make it look like an accident 949 01:05:36,517 --> 01:05:37,643 for the insurance money. 950 01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:39,562 I'll do it, so help me God, 951 01:05:39,895 --> 01:05:41,522 as sure as I'm standing right here right now. 952 01:05:41,856 --> 01:05:42,857 I'll do it. 953 01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:45,860 Well... 954 01:05:46,193 --> 01:05:48,863 good luck. 955 01:05:49,196 --> 01:05:51,824 Good luck? 956 01:05:52,158 --> 01:05:53,659 You don't believe me. 957 01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:56,162 Yeah, I do. Willard, I probably do. 958 01:05:56,537 --> 01:05:58,539 It's just that I'm not thinking too sharp now. 959 01:05:58,873 --> 01:05:59,707 And "good luck's" about the best 960 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,167 that I can come up with. 961 01:06:01,542 --> 01:06:02,376 You got to admit, it's better than 962 01:06:02,710 --> 01:06:04,461 "have fun" or "bon voyage." 963 01:06:04,753 --> 01:06:06,046 So why don't we just let it rest, huh? 964 01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:07,965 Good luck, Willard. 965 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:10,467 Listen, Hank. 966 01:06:10,801 --> 01:06:13,095 Hank, will you please listen to me? 967 01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:15,931 Don't you understand what I'm saying to you? 968 01:06:25,858 --> 01:06:27,318 No more deliveries. 969 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:29,028 What? 970 01:06:29,361 --> 01:06:32,239 No more deliveries and no more credit. 971 01:06:36,577 --> 01:06:38,078 Hey, how do you feel about that? 972 01:06:38,412 --> 01:06:40,289 Hell with 'em. Pick it up and pay cash. 973 01:06:40,623 --> 01:06:43,918 No, I mean, what are you going to do about Willard Eggelston? 974 01:06:44,251 --> 01:06:45,836 Ah... 975 01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:49,840 I don't pay much attention to Willard Eggelston. 976 01:06:50,174 --> 01:06:51,300 He's in show business. 977 01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:03,604 Ha ha. All right, boys, let's get down to business. 978 01:07:03,938 --> 01:07:06,982 You back up and holler if you see anybody coming. 979 01:07:07,316 --> 01:07:10,152 Hey, the tide's moving good. 980 01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:11,695 They gonna be eating these logs 981 01:07:12,029 --> 01:07:13,155 for breakfast. 982 01:07:13,489 --> 01:07:15,324 [Laughing] 983 01:07:15,658 --> 01:07:17,326 Come on with me, Biggie. 984 01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:20,120 He ain't the second snake in their log book. 985 01:07:20,454 --> 01:07:22,873 We should've done this a long time ago. 986 01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:26,794 Come on over here. 987 01:07:35,344 --> 01:07:38,222 Let me pull on this then I can give you some slack. 988 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,937 Got a good find-- that's getting it. 989 01:07:45,271 --> 01:07:46,355 He's coming up here. 990 01:07:46,689 --> 01:07:48,440 Yeah, it's getting it here. It's fine. 991 01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:49,608 How you guys doing? 992 01:07:49,942 --> 01:07:51,735 Going good. That's great. 993 01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:52,778 Try it now. 994 01:07:53,112 --> 01:07:54,905 Hey, Les, what are you doing? 995 01:07:55,239 --> 01:07:57,574 Hey! Les, watch out. 996 01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,286 Help! Biggie, get him! 997 01:08:00,661 --> 01:08:03,831 Help me! I got you, Les. 998 01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:05,874 Help me! I can't swim! 999 01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,001 Pull him in! 1000 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:10,129 I don't have anything. 1001 01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:12,423 Well, we got to get him. 1002 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,591 My God, they're going to drift out to sea. 1003 01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:16,093 Well, we'll get a boat. 1004 01:08:16,427 --> 01:08:18,929 Don't just stand there, I can't swim. 1005 01:08:19,263 --> 01:08:20,597 There's a phone up in that shed. 1006 01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:22,516 I tell you you're not going to call that bastard. 1007 01:08:22,850 --> 01:08:23,976 Are you out of your mind? 1008 01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:25,728 They'll float by that Stamper house. 1009 01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:26,770 They're going to drown out there. 1010 01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,023 Come back here! 1011 01:08:50,336 --> 01:08:53,797 [Classical music plays] 1012 01:08:54,131 --> 01:08:56,508 [Phone rings] 1013 01:08:57,843 --> 01:08:59,136 Yeah. 1014 01:08:59,470 --> 01:09:01,847 Hello, Hank. This is Howie Elwood. 1015 01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:05,059 Who? Howie Elwood. 1016 01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:06,769 Uh, wait a minute. 1017 01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:09,480 Hey, I hate to bust up the concert, 1018 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,023 but there's somebody on the phone. 1019 01:09:11,357 --> 01:09:12,649 Yeah? [Music stops] 1020 01:09:12,941 --> 01:09:14,693 The thing is, Hank, that we have a kind of 1021 01:09:15,027 --> 01:09:15,819 an emergency. 1022 01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:17,738 Uh, where are you guys? 1023 01:09:18,072 --> 01:09:21,283 Well, we're down around your log rafts somewhere. 1024 01:09:21,617 --> 01:09:22,993 Oh, yeah? What are you doing there? 1025 01:09:23,327 --> 01:09:27,289 We were having a little party, log rolling. 1026 01:09:27,623 --> 01:09:30,459 Log rolling at night? 1027 01:09:30,793 --> 01:09:32,544 A log got away from us. 1028 01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:35,172 And Les and Biggie are hung up on it. 1029 01:09:35,506 --> 01:09:36,590 If you could get your boat out, 1030 01:09:36,924 --> 01:09:40,219 they should be floating by pretty soon. 1031 01:09:40,552 --> 01:09:42,054 Can you do that, Hank? 1032 01:09:42,388 --> 01:09:44,556 I'll get on it. 1033 01:09:47,267 --> 01:09:50,562 He said he'd get on it. 1034 01:09:50,896 --> 01:09:52,147 I bet he's going to have 1035 01:09:52,481 --> 01:09:54,691 some funny questions about that raft. 1036 01:09:55,025 --> 01:09:58,570 Let's get on down there and put it together. 1037 01:09:58,904 --> 01:10:01,073 You boys look kind of wasted. 1038 01:10:01,407 --> 01:10:02,866 Yeah. It's kind of cold. 1039 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,576 And we've been--you know. 1040 01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:06,703 You don't have to explain to us. Just get in. 1041 01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:08,747 We'll take you back up to the raft. 1042 01:10:09,081 --> 01:10:10,833 Oh, thanks. 1043 01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:35,941 Whoa! 1044 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:40,612 [Toilet flushes] 1045 01:10:44,616 --> 01:10:47,369 Hubba! Hubba! 1046 01:10:47,703 --> 01:10:49,371 Set me some whistle bunks. 1047 01:10:49,705 --> 01:10:51,415 Let's go! 1048 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:55,461 Oh. 1049 01:10:55,836 --> 01:10:58,005 Wag it and shag it, Stampers! 1050 01:10:58,338 --> 01:11:00,591 Let's go! 1051 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:12,102 Bless this day. 1052 01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:16,023 I forgot. 1053 01:11:16,356 --> 01:11:17,649 What? 1054 01:11:17,983 --> 01:11:20,819 Lessie's tooth. She's going to be sore as hell 1055 01:11:21,153 --> 01:11:23,197 if she don't get something for that tooth. 1056 01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:26,200 Hank, you got a quarter? Huh? 1057 01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:27,951 Damn it. 1058 01:11:30,871 --> 01:11:32,080 Here's 35 cents. 1059 01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:33,499 That fairy's a big spender. 1060 01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:39,004 Man [on radio]: A fatal accident was reported 1061 01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:41,048 in the city of Wakonda. 1062 01:11:41,381 --> 01:11:43,467 Willard Eggelston, owner and manager of the Wakonda theater, 1063 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,260 was found dead in front of the lobby. 1064 01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:47,304 Police say they believe Mr. Eggelston 1065 01:11:47,638 --> 01:11:48,805 might have fallen from a ladder. 1066 01:11:49,097 --> 01:11:50,641 He was taken to Wakonda hospital 1067 01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:53,810 where he was pronounced dead on arrival. 1068 01:11:54,102 --> 01:11:59,233 Chorus: "The time and weather on KCOB" 1069 01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:01,318 Man: Turning now to weather along the Central Oregon coast-- 1070 01:12:01,652 --> 01:12:04,613 wind, rain, and high tide the outlook. 1071 01:12:04,947 --> 01:12:09,076 A high tide of 9.6 feet has a predicted two-foot overtide 1072 01:12:09,409 --> 01:12:13,080 for 11.6 feet, near the critical 12-foot level. 1073 01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:15,457 And all boat owners in waterfront areas... 1074 01:12:15,791 --> 01:12:20,546 Viv: Hank? Hank? 1075 01:12:21,713 --> 01:12:23,257 He killed himself. 1076 01:12:24,925 --> 01:12:27,761 Well, a guy takes his own life, honey, 1077 01:12:28,095 --> 01:12:29,471 he's got to be crazy. 1078 01:12:29,805 --> 01:12:31,598 Willard is dead. 1079 01:12:31,932 --> 01:12:34,059 Was I supposed to keep him alive? 1080 01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:35,686 I didn't call him up and say, 1081 01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:37,854 "Hey, Willard, jump!" 1082 01:12:38,146 --> 01:12:39,731 Don't you feel anything about it? 1083 01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:42,150 What do you want me to do? 1084 01:12:42,484 --> 01:12:43,860 Stay home. 1085 01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:46,655 You can do that. Today, tomorrow. 1086 01:12:46,989 --> 01:12:50,284 Next week. Just stay home. 1087 01:12:50,617 --> 01:12:52,035 Give it up. 1088 01:12:52,369 --> 01:12:54,162 We're not going to starve for four log booms. 1089 01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:55,539 I never said we were. 1090 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:58,917 Stay home. Give an inch. 1091 01:12:59,251 --> 01:13:02,170 Take off your boots. 1092 01:13:02,504 --> 01:13:04,965 We can make love after breakfast. 1093 01:13:07,509 --> 01:13:09,678 We can make love after lunch. 1094 01:13:10,012 --> 01:13:14,641 And old Henry will get pissed off at us like he used to. 1095 01:13:14,975 --> 01:13:17,644 And you just laugh, close the door on him 1096 01:13:17,978 --> 01:13:19,938 like you used to. And you'll hold me 1097 01:13:20,272 --> 01:13:23,233 like now. Please stay home. 1098 01:13:23,567 --> 01:13:25,527 Henry: What you doing out there? 1099 01:13:25,861 --> 01:13:27,988 Come upstairs now. Right now. Please. 1100 01:13:28,322 --> 01:13:30,699 ...bum. We'll have it for lunch. 1101 01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:38,415 Well, take a good look, you son of a bitch. 1102 01:13:38,749 --> 01:13:42,252 Like a bird. Like a God damn bird. 1103 01:13:42,586 --> 01:13:46,214 Something just fell off last night. 1104 01:13:46,548 --> 01:13:47,507 Come on, Henry. 1105 01:13:47,841 --> 01:13:49,051 He's been banging on that thing 1106 01:13:49,384 --> 01:13:50,719 all night long with a ball peen hammer. 1107 01:13:51,053 --> 01:13:53,472 Fix that saw you fixing her. 1108 01:13:53,805 --> 01:13:55,932 Come on, let's flap out of here. 1109 01:13:56,224 --> 01:13:58,477 I'm going down to Doc Ivan this morning, 1110 01:13:58,810 --> 01:14:02,189 get the rest of this cast darn booger yanked off. 1111 01:14:02,522 --> 01:14:04,983 And then finally maybe 1112 01:14:05,317 --> 01:14:07,194 when I'm back on your dumbass crew again, 1113 01:14:07,527 --> 01:14:10,530 we just might get some work done. 1114 01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:12,616 Well, don't just stand there looking. 1115 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,326 Let's wag it and shag it. 1116 01:14:15,452 --> 01:14:16,244 Hey... 1117 01:14:16,578 --> 01:14:18,789 Hank, please don't go. 1118 01:14:23,418 --> 01:14:25,087 What the hell's all this? 1119 01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:29,174 Henry, you tell him. 1120 01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:31,134 You tell him to stay home. 1121 01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:32,886 How the hell can I do that? 1122 01:14:33,220 --> 01:14:35,972 Because there's no one wants you to work. No one. 1123 01:14:36,264 --> 01:14:38,600 Well, I do. He does. 1124 01:14:38,934 --> 01:14:40,352 Joe B., Lee, they do. 1125 01:14:40,686 --> 01:14:41,395 That's good enough. 1126 01:14:41,728 --> 01:14:44,731 For what? For what? 1127 01:14:45,065 --> 01:14:48,985 Hell, don't you know? 1128 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:52,447 To keep on going, that's what. 1129 01:14:52,781 --> 01:14:55,659 To work and sleep and screw and eat, 1130 01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,536 drink and keep on going. 1131 01:15:00,247 --> 01:15:02,082 And that's all? 1132 01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:06,086 Honey sweet, that's all there is. 1133 01:15:08,672 --> 01:15:11,174 That's the whole ball of wax. 1134 01:15:17,097 --> 01:15:18,557 Come on, let's go. 1135 01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:22,436 I'll drop you boys off at the show site. 1136 01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:24,396 Hank? 1137 01:15:26,314 --> 01:15:28,024 [Engine running] 1138 01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:39,327 [Whistles] Joe Ben. 1139 01:15:39,661 --> 01:15:40,829 Yo! John! 1140 01:15:41,163 --> 01:15:42,581 Yo! Come out here. 1141 01:15:42,914 --> 01:15:44,958 Ya don't mean to truck in your way. 1142 01:15:45,292 --> 01:15:46,334 With a 9-foot tide running today, 1143 01:15:46,668 --> 01:15:48,336 they'll just float down to the pond. 1144 01:15:48,670 --> 01:15:51,548 Yeah. Hey, we can do that all right. 1145 01:15:51,882 --> 01:15:53,383 Ain't he a bitch. 1146 01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:55,135 That's going to be a real ball breaker 1147 01:15:55,469 --> 01:15:56,970 But I got an idea we can whop it. 1148 01:15:57,304 --> 01:16:00,223 What do you say, Hankus? 1149 01:16:00,557 --> 01:16:02,392 Well, we'll get 'em started, Henry. 1150 01:16:02,726 --> 01:16:05,353 Then you can just stomp 'em down. 1151 01:16:43,642 --> 01:16:45,310 Henry, that tide's coming in. 1152 01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:47,521 Better get somebody down to the mill pond. 1153 01:16:47,854 --> 01:16:49,773 No trick to that. 1154 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:52,025 John here can take the pickup down, 1155 01:16:52,359 --> 01:16:53,443 snag each one of them coming by. 1156 01:16:53,777 --> 01:16:54,653 OK by me. 1157 01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:56,321 Here you are, Hank. I'll get Andy 1158 01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:57,823 and get on it right away. 1159 01:17:26,017 --> 01:17:28,311 Go ahead, Joe B. 1160 01:18:22,824 --> 01:18:25,368 Hank, it's slabbing! 1161 01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:27,787 Joe B.! 1162 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:38,048 Oh! 1163 01:18:45,305 --> 01:18:47,599 Oh, God... 1164 01:18:56,191 --> 01:18:58,234 Go on, see about Joe B. 1165 01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:06,368 Joe B. 1166 01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:08,036 Hey, Lee. 1167 01:19:08,370 --> 01:19:09,329 Hey, don't worry. It's all right. 1168 01:19:09,663 --> 01:19:11,247 Ain't nothing broke. 1169 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,501 This old log come barreling down, 1170 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:15,752 sat right on my lap. 1171 01:19:16,086 --> 01:19:17,504 Soft mud saved me, I guess. 1172 01:19:17,837 --> 01:19:19,631 Can't you move? 1173 01:19:19,965 --> 01:19:21,174 I don't think so. 1174 01:19:21,508 --> 01:19:24,260 Hold it. There's something real hard 1175 01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:26,429 that's wedged right up against my butt. 1176 01:19:26,763 --> 01:19:28,306 What the hell happened up there? 1177 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:29,933 The tree slabbed. 1178 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:31,893 I think the old man got hurt pretty badly. 1179 01:19:32,227 --> 01:19:33,645 Well, you go on. 1180 01:19:33,979 --> 01:19:34,771 You get him to the hospital. 1181 01:19:35,105 --> 01:19:36,106 'Cause I'm OK. 1182 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:38,274 Go on, Lee. I'm all right. 1183 01:19:40,068 --> 01:19:41,528 OK. 1184 01:19:56,084 --> 01:19:56,918 Is he out? 1185 01:19:57,252 --> 01:19:58,378 Mostly. 1186 01:19:58,712 --> 01:19:59,838 Here, let me get a hold. 1187 01:20:00,171 --> 01:20:01,965 I better get him into town real quick. 1188 01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:03,216 OK. 1189 01:20:03,550 --> 01:20:04,884 I'll give you a hand. 1190 01:20:05,218 --> 01:20:05,802 No, you better see what you can do 1191 01:20:06,136 --> 01:20:07,178 about Joe Ben. 1192 01:20:07,512 --> 01:20:08,304 Looks like he's got a ton full of logs 1193 01:20:08,596 --> 01:20:09,639 sitting on his lap down there. 1194 01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:10,682 Don't worry. I'll get him 1195 01:20:11,016 --> 01:20:11,766 to the hospital all right. 1196 01:20:12,100 --> 01:20:14,185 You do what you can for Joe B. 1197 01:20:26,823 --> 01:20:27,991 Hank. 1198 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:29,701 There's a big ol' piece of wood 1199 01:20:30,035 --> 01:20:31,911 that's wedged right up against my butt. 1200 01:20:32,245 --> 01:20:34,039 It's got me stuck real good. 1201 01:20:37,459 --> 01:20:38,835 Hey, Hank. 1202 01:20:39,169 --> 01:20:40,211 [Radio plays] 1203 01:20:40,545 --> 01:20:41,379 Didn't even bust my radio. 1204 01:20:41,713 --> 01:20:44,591 What do you think of that? 1205 01:20:44,924 --> 01:20:46,342 Let me haul you out of here. 1206 01:20:47,635 --> 01:20:48,720 Oh, no. Ain't much. 1207 01:20:49,054 --> 01:20:50,346 You just wasting your time. 1208 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:52,640 There's something hard down there under my butt 1209 01:20:52,974 --> 01:20:53,850 that's holding me down. 1210 01:20:54,184 --> 01:20:55,226 I can feel it down there. 1211 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,188 I'll go get the saw and cut you out. 1212 01:20:58,521 --> 01:20:59,856 Yeah, all right. You do that. 1213 01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:02,567 Hey, and, Hank, you don't worry about me. 1214 01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:03,943 I'll just sit here and wait for you. 1215 01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:06,154 Jesus... 1216 01:21:13,244 --> 01:21:16,372 Let me walk. 1217 01:21:33,848 --> 01:21:35,850 Easy big boy. 1218 01:21:36,184 --> 01:21:44,184 I'm glad to see you again, old sport. 1219 01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:12,071 [Engine sputters, dies] 1220 01:23:14,073 --> 01:23:16,576 Hey, you were going real good, what happened? 1221 01:23:32,467 --> 01:23:34,344 It's got gas. 1222 01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:37,889 That water must've drowned it. 1223 01:23:40,892 --> 01:23:43,019 It ain't gonna work, Hank. 1224 01:23:44,938 --> 01:23:47,148 Hey, Hank, just leave it. It's all right. Look. Look. 1225 01:23:47,482 --> 01:23:48,775 All we got to do-- 1226 01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:50,652 I tell you, all we got to do is sit here and wait. 1227 01:23:50,985 --> 01:23:52,779 This here tide is going to come in. 1228 01:23:53,112 --> 01:23:54,864 It's going to raise this thing off of me. 1229 01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:57,408 Hell, it'll float clean away. 1230 01:23:57,742 --> 01:23:59,577 It's got to do some rising. 1231 01:23:59,911 --> 01:24:00,870 Well, all right. 1232 01:24:01,204 --> 01:24:02,705 We just got to do some waiting then. 1233 01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:08,544 Good idea. You bet. 1234 01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:16,970 It ain't gonna work, Hank. 1235 01:24:25,478 --> 01:24:28,106 My arm's coming off. 1236 01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:30,066 Why don't you be a nice old son of a bitch 1237 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:31,276 and lie still, huh? 1238 01:24:31,651 --> 01:24:33,486 Bastard. 1239 01:24:33,820 --> 01:24:37,907 Keep...you keep it here. 1240 01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:40,076 I don't know what happened, Leland? 1241 01:24:40,410 --> 01:24:43,663 OK. Hang on, dad. 1242 01:24:49,711 --> 01:24:51,379 [Engine sputtering] 1243 01:24:56,092 --> 01:24:59,345 Damn it, Hank. Damn it. It's ruined. 1244 01:24:59,679 --> 01:25:01,514 I forgot to take it off my stupid neck. 1245 01:25:01,848 --> 01:25:03,349 Well, it'll dry out most likely. 1246 01:25:03,683 --> 01:25:04,976 You feel it lightening any? 1247 01:25:05,310 --> 01:25:07,520 Can't tell you. I'm as cold as a witch's tit. 1248 01:25:07,854 --> 01:25:10,523 Well, let me go on under and take a look. 1249 01:25:29,459 --> 01:25:31,210 It's holding all right. 1250 01:25:31,544 --> 01:25:34,088 How far you think it's come up, Hank? 1251 01:25:34,422 --> 01:25:36,090 I don't know, Joe B. Couple of inches, maybe. 1252 01:25:36,424 --> 01:25:37,467 Hank, it's moving. 1253 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:41,262 Oh, Jesus. 1254 01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:51,397 Hey, Hank, you ain't gonna let this old river 1255 01:25:51,731 --> 01:25:52,774 up and drown me, are you? 1256 01:26:25,098 --> 01:26:27,433 It's holding, all right. I can't budge it. 1257 01:26:32,939 --> 01:26:34,857 Son of a bitch. 1258 01:26:35,191 --> 01:26:36,692 I thought all you had to do was ask your big buddy upstairs 1259 01:26:37,026 --> 01:26:38,194 and everything would be all right. 1260 01:26:38,528 --> 01:26:39,862 Hank, I'd never ask him for nothing 1261 01:26:40,196 --> 01:26:41,197 if I figure you and me 1262 01:26:41,531 --> 01:26:42,532 could handle it ourselves. 1263 01:26:48,204 --> 01:26:49,956 Yeah, I suppose he's got his problems. 1264 01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:53,251 [Engine sputtering] 1265 01:26:58,172 --> 01:27:00,716 No greater problems in Oklahoma. 1266 01:27:05,930 --> 01:27:06,639 Hank. 1267 01:27:06,973 --> 01:27:08,266 I don't like this water. 1268 01:27:08,599 --> 01:27:10,143 It's getting over my chin. 1269 01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:21,237 Hey, if worse gets to worse, 1270 01:27:21,571 --> 01:27:22,738 I could always give you mouth to mouth 1271 01:27:23,072 --> 01:27:24,740 till this mother floats off you. 1272 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:27,160 Yeah, you could do that. 1273 01:27:30,371 --> 01:27:32,832 What? 1274 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,877 God damn it. 1275 01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:37,879 What if old Henry saw us, huh? 1276 01:27:38,212 --> 01:27:40,339 Can you imagine that old son of a bitch? 1277 01:27:40,673 --> 01:27:42,008 He'd be telling everybody at The Snag 1278 01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:45,595 you and me was kissing before we went underwater. 1279 01:27:45,928 --> 01:27:48,347 I don't know if I much care for that. 1280 01:27:48,681 --> 01:27:51,476 I don't know if I much care for that either. 1281 01:27:53,728 --> 01:27:56,397 Hey, it's gonna be OK, Hank. It was moving. 1282 01:27:56,731 --> 01:27:58,816 It's going to pop off any time now. 1283 01:28:08,451 --> 01:28:09,827 Easy. Easy. 1284 01:28:12,622 --> 01:28:14,707 You know, I ought to maybe put my arms around you 1285 01:28:15,041 --> 01:28:16,125 and just kiss you a little bit first 1286 01:28:16,459 --> 01:28:17,543 so we get used to it, huh? 1287 01:28:17,877 --> 01:28:20,630 Sure wish I had a head of hair like Leland. 1288 01:28:20,963 --> 01:28:23,382 Make out like it was Rita Hayworth. 1289 01:28:23,716 --> 01:28:31,716 Hank, it's shifting, Hank! 1290 01:30:07,069 --> 01:30:09,238 Crazy son of a bitch. 1291 01:30:25,671 --> 01:30:29,216 Don't clown around. 1292 01:30:32,303 --> 01:30:35,514 Don't laugh. Oh! 1293 01:30:53,491 --> 01:30:56,452 Joe B. Joe B. 1294 01:30:56,786 --> 01:30:59,622 Ah, Joe B. 1295 01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:01,874 Joe B. 1296 01:31:15,513 --> 01:31:17,515 Get a stretcher, quick. 1297 01:31:31,237 --> 01:31:33,239 My arm fell off. 1298 01:31:37,076 --> 01:31:38,661 Hurry. 1299 01:31:45,710 --> 01:31:47,378 Lee telephoned me from the hospital. 1300 01:31:47,712 --> 01:31:49,755 Let's get over there. 1301 01:31:50,089 --> 01:31:51,882 I want Lee to go over to the mill pond. 1302 01:31:52,216 --> 01:31:53,634 What for? 1303 01:31:53,968 --> 01:31:55,594 To watch every log that goes by 1304 01:31:55,928 --> 01:31:57,388 and grab the one that's flagged. 1305 01:31:59,765 --> 01:32:02,143 Joe Ben's nailed to it. 1306 01:32:02,476 --> 01:32:04,562 He drowned. 1307 01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:40,806 There was an accident. 1308 01:32:42,183 --> 01:32:44,560 Henry was hurt real bad. 1309 01:32:47,938 --> 01:32:51,358 Joe B.'s... 1310 01:32:51,692 --> 01:32:53,861 What is it? 1311 01:32:55,279 --> 01:32:58,699 Hematocrit 28. 1312 01:32:59,033 --> 01:33:00,701 Hemoglobin 9. 1313 01:33:01,035 --> 01:33:03,788 Look, I think you’d better recheck his hemoglobin 1314 01:33:04,163 --> 01:33:05,790 and his hematocrit again in a couple of hours. 1315 01:33:06,165 --> 01:33:07,333 All right, yeah. 1316 01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:08,751 [Hangs up] 1317 01:33:14,381 --> 01:33:16,258 [Door opens] 1318 01:33:17,635 --> 01:33:18,844 Viv. 1319 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:22,807 Viv. 1320 01:33:23,182 --> 01:33:25,309 Up here. 1321 01:33:35,778 --> 01:33:39,782 Jan's going to be OK. We had to wake her parents up. 1322 01:33:41,742 --> 01:33:43,452 She... 1323 01:33:43,786 --> 01:33:46,205 hasn't told the kids yet. 1324 01:33:47,915 --> 01:33:50,042 She's going to wait until tomorrow. 1325 01:33:52,086 --> 01:33:54,004 Are you all right? 1326 01:33:57,842 --> 01:34:00,219 Viv... 1327 01:34:00,553 --> 01:34:02,221 are you all right? 1328 01:34:20,865 --> 01:34:22,992 [Mutters] 1329 01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:24,368 What? 1330 01:34:24,702 --> 01:34:27,830 Close the door. 1331 01:34:39,967 --> 01:34:44,179 The old bitch is just waiting for me to die. 1332 01:34:46,432 --> 01:34:50,311 She wants to change the damn fool sheets. 1333 01:34:56,066 --> 01:34:58,193 Come here. 1334 01:34:58,485 --> 01:35:00,195 What? 1335 01:35:00,487 --> 01:35:03,616 You know what come with the other arm? 1336 01:35:03,949 --> 01:35:08,787 I wasn't by God gonna let them have it. 1337 01:35:09,121 --> 01:35:12,458 I'm gonna bury it when I get home. 1338 01:35:14,376 --> 01:35:17,421 Tell Lee to put it in the freezer. 1339 01:35:21,133 --> 01:35:25,679 Watch out Viv don't fry it up for supper. 1340 01:35:26,013 --> 01:35:30,768 By God, if she ever sees that-- 1341 01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:34,563 Easy. Easy. Lie back. Lie back. 1342 01:35:34,897 --> 01:35:37,566 I can't lie back. 1343 01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:39,860 Got things to do. 1344 01:35:40,194 --> 01:35:42,780 Got a contract to fill. 1345 01:35:44,406 --> 01:35:47,826 Got eggs to hatch and cats to kill. 1346 01:36:00,089 --> 01:36:04,176 In the morning, you get Joe B., 1347 01:36:04,510 --> 01:36:05,719 figure out where we stand. 1348 01:36:08,347 --> 01:36:11,058 OK. 1349 01:36:11,392 --> 01:36:14,728 Hey, we got Lee, too. 1350 01:36:16,689 --> 01:36:20,359 By God he really cut it today, Hank, didn't he? 1351 01:36:20,693 --> 01:36:22,820 Yeah, he did. 1352 01:36:26,699 --> 01:36:28,283 Don't you believe 'em. 1353 01:36:28,575 --> 01:36:30,494 Who? 1354 01:36:30,828 --> 01:36:35,165 Them. They're trying to put me in my grave. 1355 01:36:35,499 --> 01:36:37,918 I'm not even close. 1356 01:36:38,252 --> 01:36:41,213 Not even shoutin' distance. 1357 01:36:43,424 --> 01:36:49,054 Oh, Hank, it's just that quack doctor to leave me... 1358 01:36:49,388 --> 01:36:55,144 Oh, Lordy! Lordy! 1359 01:36:55,477 --> 01:36:58,647 Son of a bitch! 1360 01:37:00,649 --> 01:37:02,359 Could you do that for me, please? 1361 01:37:02,693 --> 01:37:04,445 I'd appreciate it. 1362 01:37:04,778 --> 01:37:06,613 Thank you. 1363 01:37:06,947 --> 01:37:07,698 [Hangs up] 1364 01:37:08,032 --> 01:37:09,908 Was that the hospital? 1365 01:37:10,242 --> 01:37:12,453 Yeah. Not good. 1366 01:37:34,516 --> 01:37:36,351 It's kind of hard to believe, isn't it? 1367 01:37:36,643 --> 01:37:38,562 How you can just pack up all those years 1368 01:37:38,896 --> 01:37:40,898 in one little suitcase. 1369 01:37:41,231 --> 01:37:43,942 I'm not even taking the God damn canary. 1370 01:37:44,276 --> 01:37:46,820 Maybe I ought to leave with you. 1371 01:37:49,990 --> 01:37:52,034 I thought about that. 1372 01:37:54,787 --> 01:37:56,163 That's not what you're looking for. 1373 01:37:56,497 --> 01:37:58,540 That's not why you came back here. 1374 01:38:24,066 --> 01:38:25,859 Where will you go? 1375 01:38:28,237 --> 01:38:31,782 Well, I want to stay with Jan for a while. 1376 01:38:32,116 --> 01:38:33,492 And then I don't know. 1377 01:38:33,826 --> 01:38:35,619 I'll just get on with the rest of my life. 1378 01:38:38,205 --> 01:38:40,958 Oh, I should've left a long time ago. 1379 01:38:51,426 --> 01:38:53,303 [Groans] 1380 01:39:48,233 --> 01:39:50,402 Well, the old man didn't make it. 1381 01:39:53,238 --> 01:39:54,948 I can't believe this day. 1382 01:39:55,282 --> 01:39:56,366 We'll get together in a couple of days 1383 01:39:56,700 --> 01:39:57,576 and see where we stand. 1384 01:39:57,910 --> 01:39:59,745 Hey. We're finished. 1385 01:40:00,078 --> 01:40:01,747 Nobody's gonna be staying with us. 1386 01:40:07,127 --> 01:40:09,087 Come on, kid. Let's go home. 1387 01:40:09,421 --> 01:40:10,923 OK. But there's not much there anymore. 1388 01:40:11,256 --> 01:40:13,050 Everyone's gone. 1389 01:40:14,593 --> 01:40:16,094 Viv too. 1390 01:40:18,805 --> 01:40:21,141 She's headed off by herself. 1391 01:40:25,896 --> 01:40:29,650 She said she could've picked a better day. 1392 01:40:29,983 --> 01:40:32,569 People do what they want, kid. I don't tell 'em what to do. 1393 01:40:32,903 --> 01:40:34,863 Never give an inch, huh? 1394 01:40:35,197 --> 01:40:37,950 What do you want from me? You want to see me crash? 1395 01:40:38,283 --> 01:40:40,327 You bet I would, King Kong. 1396 01:40:40,661 --> 01:40:42,120 I'd love that. 1397 01:40:46,416 --> 01:40:48,585 I'd like to see you make the same splat 1398 01:40:48,919 --> 01:40:51,213 my mother did when she hit the pavement. 1399 01:40:51,546 --> 01:40:53,632 You're still laying her off on me, huh? 1400 01:40:53,966 --> 01:40:55,550 Well, let me tell you something, kid. 1401 01:40:55,842 --> 01:40:58,303 I was 14 and she was 30. 1402 01:40:58,637 --> 01:41:00,847 Maybe you're old enough now to help me figure out 1403 01:41:01,181 --> 01:41:03,308 who the hell was banging who. 1404 01:41:08,397 --> 01:41:10,983 Your old man said you really cut it today. 1405 01:41:19,658 --> 01:41:27,658 [Engine starts] 1406 01:43:28,495 --> 01:43:30,205 [Whistles] 1407 01:44:12,706 --> 01:44:16,877 [Phone ringing] 1408 01:44:32,767 --> 01:44:34,769 Yeah. 1409 01:44:35,061 --> 01:44:36,188 It's Ben, Hank. 1410 01:44:36,521 --> 01:44:37,355 We're having a couple of drinks. 1411 01:44:37,689 --> 01:44:39,274 Listen. Sorry things turned out 1412 01:44:39,608 --> 01:44:40,859 the way they did. 1413 01:44:41,193 --> 01:44:42,819 You're doing the right thing, Hank, laying off. 1414 01:44:43,153 --> 01:44:45,280 Some people say you're just on your knees. 1415 01:44:45,614 --> 01:44:48,992 But, hey, if there's anything we can do for you, 1416 01:44:49,326 --> 01:44:50,660 just call anytime-- 1417 01:44:50,994 --> 01:44:52,496 [Hangs up] 1418 01:45:14,893 --> 01:45:16,228 What? 1419 01:45:16,561 --> 01:45:19,064 I think Stamper just rented a tugboat from Omomosa. 1420 01:45:19,397 --> 01:45:23,026 That son of a bitch aims to run them God damn logs! 1421 01:45:36,665 --> 01:45:39,251 You want to finish it now, Hank? 1422 01:45:39,584 --> 01:45:41,169 I haven't got time to cold cock you 1423 01:45:41,503 --> 01:45:43,129 this morning, bub. I got work to do. 1424 01:45:47,133 --> 01:45:48,134 You know, Hank, 1425 01:45:48,468 --> 01:45:50,136 I thought all you dinosaurs were dead. 1426 01:45:50,470 --> 01:45:51,429 Well, if they want this one, 1427 01:45:51,763 --> 01:45:52,722 they're gonna have to shoot him. 1428 01:45:53,056 --> 01:45:54,266 Just like King Kong, 1429 01:45:54,599 --> 01:45:55,976 you got to knock him down. 1430 01:46:16,246 --> 01:46:18,415 Get off them God damn logs, bub. 1431 01:46:18,748 --> 01:46:20,959 They're half mine now, bub. 1432 01:46:32,304 --> 01:46:33,305 What are you doing? 1433 01:46:33,638 --> 01:46:36,182 I'm gonna hook on those last two rafts. 1434 01:46:36,516 --> 01:46:38,268 You gonna take all four of 'em? 1435 01:46:38,602 --> 01:46:40,437 I am now. 1436 01:47:45,251 --> 01:47:47,671 I know he can't! I know he can't make it! 1437 01:47:48,046 --> 01:47:50,298 But he's out there trying, damn it. 1438 01:47:50,632 --> 01:47:53,635 Now, you get Sorenson, Evans, and Biggie Newton 1439 01:47:53,968 --> 01:47:55,804 and you tell them to get their ass over to the Stamper house 1440 01:47:56,137 --> 01:47:57,013 right this minute! 1441 01:47:57,347 --> 01:47:59,140 You think you can handle this tug, bub? 1442 01:47:59,474 --> 01:48:01,434 With my head in a sack. 1443 01:48:02,769 --> 01:48:03,978 Give me that rope over there. 1444 01:48:04,312 --> 01:48:05,980 You better keep going right down the middle, bub, 1445 01:48:06,272 --> 01:48:07,023 or I'm going to kick your ass 1446 01:48:07,357 --> 01:48:08,692 from here to Dixie. 1447 01:48:15,740 --> 01:48:17,826 OK. I'll make the deal. 1448 01:48:18,159 --> 01:48:19,828 I don't kick the crap out of you this year, 1449 01:48:20,161 --> 01:48:21,830 you don't kick the crap out of me next year. 1450 01:48:28,461 --> 01:48:29,921 Tide's really running. 1451 01:48:30,255 --> 01:48:32,173 Let's get this mother on the road. 1452 01:49:14,799 --> 01:49:16,426 Take it easy. 1453 01:49:17,802 --> 01:49:18,845 Yeah, I got a call. What's going on? 1454 01:49:19,179 --> 01:49:22,724 Nothing. 1455 01:49:23,057 --> 01:49:25,560 I don't believe any of it. 1456 01:49:46,581 --> 01:49:47,457 Anything happened? 1457 01:49:47,791 --> 01:49:49,292 Nothing. Not a sign of 'em. 1458 01:49:49,626 --> 01:49:50,835 I'll go take a look. 1459 01:49:51,169 --> 01:49:53,546 OK. 1460 01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:56,216 I bet you he gets hung up before he ever gets started. 1461 01:50:12,398 --> 01:50:13,566 Ain't I been telling you? 1462 01:50:13,900 --> 01:50:16,402 Nobody can make that run by himself. 1463 01:50:16,736 --> 01:50:19,447 Suppose he does take off with a couple of rafts. 1464 01:50:19,781 --> 01:50:21,616 Can anybody just show me how he's going to make it 1465 01:50:21,950 --> 01:50:23,326 on his own? 1466 01:50:23,660 --> 01:50:25,787 Probably get hung up on the first bend he'd come to. 1467 01:50:50,436 --> 01:50:51,855 Floyd. 1468 01:50:53,314 --> 01:50:55,149 Hey, Floyd. 1469 01:50:59,404 --> 01:51:02,323 Son of a bitch. 1470 01:51:02,657 --> 01:51:06,327 Jumpin' Jesus... 1471 01:51:06,661 --> 01:51:08,204 That's him. 1472 01:51:12,166 --> 01:51:14,627 He's got all four rafts. 1473 01:51:14,961 --> 01:51:22,961 He's got his kid brother. That God damn family... 1474 01:52:54,644 --> 01:52:57,647 [Crowd yelling] 1475 01:53:08,199 --> 01:53:16,199 ["All His Children" plays] 93875