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'It was Liam and Debra's 20th
wedding anniversary,
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'and the traditional gift for this
milestone is China.'
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A samurai sword?
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Happy anniversary, Mam.
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If I know women like I think
I know women, she loves it!
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That's not what they mean by China,
idiot.
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Better than your stupid plate.
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Ha, you told her. Idiot.
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Well, it's the thought that counts.
Thanks, love.
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Got you something a bit more
fitting for your weekend away, Deb.
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And I got it a size too big,
for wandering hands.
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Sweet Jesus.
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I love it, but knowing Liam, he'll
have me out of it fairly sharpish.
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Don't worry. I left the tags on -
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you can exchange it for
leggings when you get back.
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Great, I actually need new leggings.
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Merciful hour!
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Right, if we hit the road now
we can drop Martin in Dublin
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and be in the sunny south-east
by nine.
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The sunny south-east?
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Oh, it's like Africa
down there, buddy.
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Thanks a million for staying
for the weekend, Lind.
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Have you everything you need?
We'll be grand, girls, won't we?
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My new roomies
will show me the ropes.
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Wish I had a rope.
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It's weird she didn't ask you where
you got a samurai sword, though.
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How come Martin gets to stay
in Dublin with Uncle Danny?
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Well, Moone men are in
a minority around here,
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and we thought it was time
for Martin to bond with his uncle.
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Just two fellas, getting to know
each other, by themselves.
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Hiya, lads. I've a full stomach
and an empty bladder.
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Let's see what the old Renault
can do on the open road!
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Oh, now THERE'S a pleased lady.
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So, you're going on a second
honeymoon?
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Ooh.
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Won't be as good as
the first time though,
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when she was 20 years younger,
hah, Liam?
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Don't worry, love.
You've still got it.
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Well, I've certainly got some of it.
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You brought your geography book?
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I thought I'd do
a bit of revising on the road.
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Learn a bit about Dublin.
Learning? Not on my watch.
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My book!
My precious book.
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Padraic, this is three whole days
we can forget about bloody books!
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We know our geography,
we're going to Dublin.
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The Windy City of Angels!
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Tinker's Tinseltown!
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# I want to run
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# Down the Champs-Elysees
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# I want to see Disneyland
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# On Sunday
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# We'll visit Big Ben
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# And the Taj Mahal
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# Where the streets do have names. #
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I'm not sure Big Ben is in Dublin.
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I think you're wrong, but we'll get
some brochures at the Pyramids.
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Oh, yeah.
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They must just be gone for petrol
or something.
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Can't imagine they'd just leave us.
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We're the best ones!
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Are you heading off, are you?
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All right.
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I'll just... wait here alone.
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I'm better than this.
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Wow.
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This is cool.
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I think.
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Where are our beds, Uncle Danny?
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You're sitting on it.
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Who wants milk?
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Milk? I've cows at home.
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No, this is Dublin milk.
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Probably comes
from buses or some shit.
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Sorry, lads, I've no glasses.
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No bother,
I'm well used to drinking jam.
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Listen, boys - we are going
to have a fun weekend.
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That I guarantee.
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But I am going to have
to work in the morning.
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Oh, are you doing music things?
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Oh, no.
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I'm really only a music man
on the minimum, Marty.
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Don't want to be a slave to the
tunes, you know. Oh, I do know.
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I buy, I sell, I keep my fingers
in a beaucoup of pies.
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Are you double jointed?
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A keen heart and nimble fingers
will unlock any door, little fella.
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I feel like I should be writing
this stuff down.
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Yeah, he's very enigmatic
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for someone who doesn't own
drinking glasses.
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Danny Moone, ici.
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Ooh, espanol!
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Thing is, Bono, I'm still waiting
on last week's money, so...
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Bono, Bono, Bono - you tell Larry if
he wants a hand with his drums, he's
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going to have to cough up the ching
ching pronto, you know what I mean?
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All right. Cheerio, Bono.
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Uch, musicians.
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Was that Bono from U2?
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No. Different Bono.
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He's a mate I helped empty
some sewage drums
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into the Liffey last week.
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Bono's a very common name
in Dublin, you know.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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Listen, boys -
we'd better get some shut eye.
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Early mornings are a ripe
selling slot.
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What to do you sell, exactly?
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Knowledge.
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I sell knowledge.
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Good night, little men.
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It's like living with the Riddler.
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What a night! We haven't done it
like that for ages.
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I know, it just went on and on.
It's like we were teenagers!
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Blew the cobwebs off, all right.
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Yep, it was a really great sleep.
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Oh, we should have sex at
some stage. Oh, yeah.
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Sure, we've a whole weekend.
Ah, yeah.
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The Encyclopaedia Irelandica.
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It's big, isn't it?
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Big.
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And powerful.
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That's quite a combination, Daniel.
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Knowledge is power, Mrs Dunphy.
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Oh.
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And in my hands right now,
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I'm holding the greatest information
resource the world will ever see.
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Your hands must be very strong.
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Probably from opening all those
flipping jam jars.
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Do you recognise your one over
there? The yuppie-looking one? Who?
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Isn't it Sheila... Something?
From our old school?
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She moved away, I think.
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Did you know her at all?
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Sharon Morgan!
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Jesus, yeah.
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I knew her WELL.
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You knew her well?
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I mean, not WELL...
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Just... well.
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Hmm.
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When was all this "wellness"?
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Liam?
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Is that you?
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Ha!
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Liam Moone.
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The very man.
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Well, there is a treat for my eyes!
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Before we met.
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Well before we met.
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Quickly, quick! The whistle's gone!
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Why do you have to move away,
Sharon?
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Why is the world doing this to us?
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Shh!
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Remember, Liam -
I will always be here.
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So you're not going away?
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Huh? No, I meant your heart.
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Oh, stupid heart!
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Always getting in the bloody way
of things.
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We can't fight destiny, Liam.
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We must learn to love again.
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Somehow!
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But I don't think I can.
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Sharon!
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Hiya!
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Hey!
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I'm Liam. You're nice looking.
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Talk about a blast from the past,
guys!
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It's such a treat to see you... both.
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You too, Sharon.
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What are you up to these days?
Are you still over in London?
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Yeah, yeah - I'm an entrepreneur now.
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It's a French word.
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I own my own business, you've
probably heard of it, actually -
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Body Margarine?
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Is it like body butter?
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Yeah.
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It's similar, Debra, yeah.
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But, erm, cheaper.
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Oh.
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So what are you doing over here?
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I'm giving a masterclass on how to be
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a successful businesswoman
in the '90s.
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You know, just giving something back.
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Oh, yeah.
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Energise.
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Synergise.
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Super-size.
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Think like a fox.
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Outside the box.
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Be applied,
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be a ride.
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Be bona fide -
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it's the law, bitches!
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In source, outsource, workforce.
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Take charge.
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Use Body Marge.
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Well, it looks... affordable.
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Uch, stop, Debra.
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I hate it.
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I'm trying to revamp the whole
design, you know,
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really bring it up to 1992.
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You know Liam's really good
at logos and things like that.
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Oh, yeah!
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I forgot you were
a talented bastard.
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Oh, stop.
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Do you want to throw
some ideas at me, hon?
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Suppose I could give it a go.
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I bet you bloody could.
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Right! Well, I'd better scoot.
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I've got a yoga class.
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But I'll catch you guys later.
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Yoga?
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You haven't heard of yoga?
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What, like, the bear?
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You're too funny.
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Not Yogi - yoga.
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It's a Japanese form where
you elongate your limbs
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and your muscles to find inner peace.
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Yeah, I think I saw something
on Tomorrow's World.
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I must try it sometime.
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Well, make that sometime now, hon!
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And don't worry,
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all ages are welcome.
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Well, well, well.
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Aye.
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Well, right.
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Hey there, book fella!
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My wife bought this book by mistake.
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We want our money back.
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Sorry, pal. No refunds.
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Hey, don't call me pal.
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Me name's Bono.
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Bono?!
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Different Bono. Oh.
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You seduced me wife.
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You seduced her into buying a book!
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Hey, Danny!
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Oh, hi, Ali!
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Hello!
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Don't push it, book man.
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I'm pretty close to the edge.
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The Edge?!
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The old yoga's doing
you wonders, Ali!
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Great girl.
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Ow!
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Wow!
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Inner-city crime!
We're not even in Harlem yet!
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Get in there!
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'Not to be outdone by Sharon, Debra
bravely embarked on a yoga class
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'and was really starting to enjoy
this China anniversary of hers.'
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This is wonderful!
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Shh!
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No talking during the downward dog,
hon.
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'Of course, the thing about China is
that it's really quite delicate.'
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Oh, Jesus! 'Oh, God.'
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Oh, me hip!
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Oh, me fecking hip!
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Oh!
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Man down!
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Flipping hell.
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No-one's going to buy
an encyclopaedia from me
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looking like this. That's true.
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We may as well catch the old
dolphin show at SeaWorld.
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00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:19,942
I'm so screwed, lads. That was
the only sale I made last week.
262
00:11:20,102 --> 00:11:22,982
If I don't flog some fags before
Monday, they're going to fire me.
263
00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:25,622
No uncle of mine is going to be
out on the street, Danny.
264
00:11:25,782 --> 00:11:28,502
Because this is the city where
the streets DO have names.
265
00:11:28,662 --> 00:11:31,462
And the name of this street is,
"We're Here To Help!"
266
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:33,502
"..Street."
267
00:11:37,982 --> 00:11:40,222
Wait, are we selling books now?
268
00:11:59,409 --> 00:12:02,809
Dublin, County Dublin - so good,
they named it twice!
269
00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:05,969
You're back! We are indeed.
I was getting worried.
270
00:12:06,023 --> 00:12:07,583
We thought we'd
get a tea-time sale in,
271
00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:08,823
but everybody was out.
272
00:12:08,983 --> 00:12:11,583
Well, they don't call it the
City That Rarely Sleeps for nothing.
273
00:12:11,743 --> 00:12:13,623
Never mind, Marty.
At least you gave it a go.
274
00:12:13,783 --> 00:12:16,343
Oh, we're not finished,
we just came back for more books.
275
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,143
You sold out?
Like Santa advertising Coke.
276
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,583
Martin, they're giving out prizes
for selling books!
277
00:12:21,743 --> 00:12:24,143
What kind of prizes? What are your
two favourite words that,
278
00:12:24,303 --> 00:12:26,223
when put together,
mean something even better?
279
00:12:26,343 --> 00:12:27,783
A chocolate fountain?
280
00:12:27,903 --> 00:12:29,143
Second favourite.
281
00:12:29,263 --> 00:12:30,503
A flipping speedboat?!
282
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:35,063
Listen, lads. Thanks so much
for helping me out today.
283
00:12:35,223 --> 00:12:38,103
I promise we'll do something
fun tomorrow. Tomorrow?
284
00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:41,183
We're working tomorrow.
What are you talking about?
285
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,143
We've got a chocolate fountain
to win.
286
00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:45,783
Speedboat.
We've got a speedboat to win.
287
00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:50,223
Right. I'm off.
288
00:12:50,383 --> 00:12:52,423
You sure you don't want
to come with me, Tricia?
289
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,423
Always room for young blood
on a manhunt.
290
00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:56,223
No, I've got...
291
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,863
period pains.
292
00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,343
Oh, gotcha.
293
00:12:59,503 --> 00:13:02,103
Speaking of which,
has anyone seen my, erm... medicine?
294
00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:03,463
What does it look like?
295
00:13:03,623 --> 00:13:06,023
They're these little pills,
maybe 21 of them,
296
00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:08,663
days of the week written
next each one? No?
297
00:13:08,823 --> 00:13:12,143
Suppose I'll roll the dice then.
Night, girls. Don't wait up.
298
00:13:15,263 --> 00:13:16,663
Right.
299
00:13:16,783 --> 00:13:18,303
I'm going down the bridge.
300
00:13:23,863 --> 00:13:26,343
Why are we always the ones
left behind?
301
00:13:26,463 --> 00:13:28,143
We're the best ones!
302
00:13:28,303 --> 00:13:30,943
Shall we paint our toes now?
Do you want to do that?
303
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:33,223
Would that be weird...?
You're just going to go.
304
00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:35,783
All right, I'll just stay here.
305
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,463
Oh, the breeze has really picked up.
306
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,463
Oh! It's going right through me.
307
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,623
That's nice and snuggly now.
308
00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:47,263
You have your flask there as well.
309
00:13:47,383 --> 00:13:49,703
Oh, yeah, that'll do nicely.
310
00:13:49,823 --> 00:13:51,703
Oh, Jesus.
311
00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:55,543
Yes!
312
00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:57,263
Whoo!
313
00:13:57,383 --> 00:13:58,503
Oh, hey, guys!
314
00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:02,743
What's hip-happening?
315
00:14:02,903 --> 00:14:05,303
Well, Deb's hip's not happening,
so...
316
00:14:05,423 --> 00:14:06,863
Oh, Debs.
317
00:14:07,023 --> 00:14:09,623
I feel terrible.
All these years and I've never had
318
00:14:09,743 --> 00:14:11,503
a yoga injury, but...
319
00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:13,223
I guess I'm just really bendy.
320
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:18,503
Oh, there's Marcus. Marcus!
321
00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:20,303
Marcus!
322
00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:21,703
Marcus!
323
00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:26,143
You're a...
..loon!
324
00:14:27,303 --> 00:14:28,503
That's Marcus.
325
00:14:28,663 --> 00:14:31,383
Oh, is it?
Yeah, we were at a rave last night,
326
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:32,863
he's a...
..loon.
327
00:14:33,023 --> 00:14:34,543
Do you know what I mean?
Absolutely.
328
00:14:34,703 --> 00:14:36,943
Actually, I'm having a come-down
rave in my room tonight,
329
00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:39,543
if you fancy coming along?
Oh, sounds fun!
330
00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:42,623
Sure, we'll... COME DOWN... too, then.
331
00:14:43,863 --> 00:14:46,023
From our room.
332
00:14:46,143 --> 00:14:48,663
OK. Coolio, babe.
333
00:14:48,823 --> 00:14:51,463
Well, I'd best keep bladin',
clear the head.
334
00:14:53,383 --> 00:14:55,303
Trip her! Liam, trip her!
335
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:05,863
How are you?
336
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,423
More rashers on the way there.
337
00:15:11,063 --> 00:15:12,823
Bet you've built up an appetite?
338
00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:14,023
Vigorous bastard.
339
00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:29,983
Wait, why do we even have suits
with us?
340
00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:32,943
We were hoping to catch a show
on Broadway. Oh, yeah, that's right.
341
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,143
The Encyclopaedia Irelandica is
the greatest information
342
00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:48,143
resource the world will ever see.
343
00:15:48,263 --> 00:15:49,503
Fact.
344
00:15:49,623 --> 00:15:51,023
You poor lads.
345
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:54,543
My da made me work
when I was your age too.
346
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,703
And if I complained,
he just gave me a fecking belt.
347
00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:00,023
Are your das like that?
348
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:02,463
Dad gave me a belt on my birthday.
349
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,343
I bet he did.
350
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,863
The big brute.
351
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,663
I think it's snakeskin.
352
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:25,263
'Sorry, lads,
I'm just not interested.'
353
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:27,023
Wait, please, erm...
354
00:16:27,143 --> 00:16:29,023
A man stole our shoes.
355
00:16:29,143 --> 00:16:31,183
We have no shoes?
356
00:16:31,343 --> 00:16:33,543
'All right, so.'
357
00:16:42,023 --> 00:16:43,743
We need one more sale.
358
00:16:43,863 --> 00:16:45,543
We don't have much time left.
359
00:16:45,703 --> 00:16:48,423
We need to find someone who has
respect for the brand
360
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:51,943
but for some reason
doesn't own an encyclopaedia.
361
00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:57,823
Well, hello there, beautiful. Oh!
362
00:16:57,943 --> 00:17:00,183
My God, your skin is soft!
363
00:17:00,303 --> 00:17:01,503
Thanks!
364
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,543
I use Body Marge. Oh.
365
00:17:03,663 --> 00:17:05,383
So, is Bono in? No.
366
00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:07,663
He's gone out with his friend Adam.
367
00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:09,583
Lovely. Throw on the kettle, there.
368
00:17:09,703 --> 00:17:11,383
Oh! Two storeys!
369
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:14,863
Put us on the board!
370
00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:16,623
What?! You sold them all?
371
00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:19,143
Like candy to a cash-rich baby.
372
00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:20,983
We may have come here
in a car of rust,
373
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,863
but we're leaving in
a boat of speed.
374
00:17:22,983 --> 00:17:24,623
Put us on the flipping board!
375
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:33,863
So, the ice numbs my ear and then
you disinfect it with the vodka?
376
00:17:33,983 --> 00:17:35,103
No.
377
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,063
That's to keep my hand steady.
I don't know about this.
378
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,783
Do it, Sinead! Do it!
379
00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:42,063
Come on, we've all done it,
we've all done it!
380
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,983
Ow! Oh, for...
Ow, my ear! Stop!
381
00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:46,543
Ow! Stop, ow, that hurts my ear!
382
00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:47,783
What have I become?
383
00:17:48,863 --> 00:17:50,943
I need to go hang with my homies.
384
00:17:51,063 --> 00:17:52,863
Oh, my God! Ow!
385
00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:54,023
Stop, stop!
386
00:17:54,143 --> 00:17:55,103
You're grand.
387
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,703
Hey, cowboy!
What are you doing?!
388
00:18:12,463 --> 00:18:14,423
Straight into the canapes, Liamo?
389
00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:16,263
It's a wonder you stay so buff!
390
00:18:16,383 --> 00:18:18,543
Ah! Just a bit peckish, Sharon.
391
00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:21,503
Your anniversary weekend duties
left you famished, did they?
392
00:18:21,623 --> 00:18:23,423
No... buffet was closed.
393
00:18:26,143 --> 00:18:27,823
So, where's Maude?
394
00:18:27,943 --> 00:18:30,623
Oh, she's just taking a little nap.
395
00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:33,623
You're too much for her, Liamo.
You have her tied to that bed.
396
00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:35,423
Yeah, something like that.
397
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,223
Actually, I was hoping to have
a chat with you anyway.
398
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,543
Well, if you want to get me alone
I'm going skinny-dipping later.
399
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,383
Skinny-dipping? Outside?
400
00:18:43,503 --> 00:18:45,223
Nothing I haven't seen before.
401
00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:47,423
I'm sure like the rest of you,
it's aged well.
402
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,863
Like a fine wine.
403
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,223
More like a wheel of old cheese.
404
00:18:52,343 --> 00:18:54,103
I'll wheel your old cheese.
405
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:58,623
What? So, let's have a look
at these logos.
406
00:18:58,783 --> 00:19:01,463
Sorry, don't suppose you've
any painkillers, do you?
407
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:04,983
Painkillers? Yeah, that's what
I like to call them too.
408
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:08,783
I just need something
to ease the old hip. Ha-ha!
409
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:11,983
Here, these will "ease" you nicely,
love. Great! Thanks a million.
410
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:13,223
A very happy chap.
411
00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:18,743
These are pretty good, Liam.
412
00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:21,503
They're just illustrations,
really - but you can imagine...
413
00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:24,703
I can imagine a lot of bloody things.
Yes, I can.
414
00:19:24,823 --> 00:19:26,023
With you.
415
00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:29,903
And your big, stupid, arty hands.
416
00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:31,863
Stop being flirty.
417
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:35,903
Flirty? Where you getting that from?
418
00:19:36,023 --> 00:19:37,183
I'm getting it from you.
419
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,303
I mean, it's lovely to see you,
but the whole Joan Collins thing...
420
00:19:40,463 --> 00:19:43,503
One of my personal heroes, actually.
I don't doubt it.
421
00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:48,583
I think you are just not used
to strong, confident women.
422
00:19:48,743 --> 00:19:51,623
It is raining strong,
confident women in my house.
423
00:19:51,743 --> 00:19:53,623
But you are like a fanny tsunami.
424
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:57,903
Right.
425
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:01,743
I'm sorry, it's just all too much.
No, don't be silly, it's fine.
426
00:20:01,903 --> 00:20:06,383
It's fine. Like I said, Liam, these
are, uh... These are pretty good.
427
00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,663
But they're Boyle good.
428
00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,343
They're not London good.
429
00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:14,103
Oh, God, I'm feeling it now,
meself, I think.
430
00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:16,623
The sea air! It's hitting me!
431
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,943
There she is, the old ball and chain,
rolling around.
432
00:20:20,063 --> 00:20:21,183
Hiya!
433
00:20:21,343 --> 00:20:24,223
What did she think?
It doesn't matter. Let's just go.
434
00:20:27,263 --> 00:20:29,423
Hey!
435
00:20:29,543 --> 00:20:32,023
What's up? Music too young for you?
436
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,983
Firstly, you're 40-fecking-3.
437
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,663
Oh, that's old.
438
00:20:36,823 --> 00:20:38,783
Secondly, you wouldn't know
a good logo
439
00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:40,783
if it kicked you
in your downward dog.
440
00:20:40,903 --> 00:20:42,143
And thirdly,
441
00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:44,503
I feel fecking amazing right now!
442
00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:47,623
I think I'll wheel out
my old cheese.
443
00:20:53,303 --> 00:20:54,623
I'm 39.
444
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:57,183
Was the music always this loud?
445
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,663
Well, that was... Brilliant!
Wasn't it brilliant?
446
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,584
What a lovely bunch of people - why
do we never listen to dance music?
447
00:21:02,743 --> 00:21:05,103
We could stick Garth Brooks on
when we get... I'd love that!
448
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,743
I'd love that.
And I love you, you big lug.
449
00:21:07,903 --> 00:21:10,183
20 years together and I have never
loved you more, Liam.
450
00:21:10,343 --> 00:21:12,863
Do you want to stay up all night
and talk about my feelings?
451
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,943
No, I want to get you to bed
and spoon the flip out of you.
452
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,743
Wow!
453
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,103
Do you want a go, lads?
454
00:21:23,263 --> 00:21:25,823
I think that adrenaline hit
might push me over the edge.
455
00:21:25,983 --> 00:21:28,623
Nah, you stay here and have your
fun. We're going to head off home.
456
00:21:28,743 --> 00:21:30,303
All right - see you, lads.
457
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,983
Thank you! Hey!
458
00:21:32,103 --> 00:21:34,183
Hey, I made it! Hoo!
459
00:21:34,343 --> 00:21:37,263
Whoa, hitchhiking is tricky
when you're invisible!
460
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:38,783
Did you get your ear pierced?
461
00:21:38,903 --> 00:21:41,423
Yes, I did shave my legs, thank you!
462
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,623
No, I said did you
get your ears pierced?
463
00:21:43,743 --> 00:21:45,503
So, what are we doing next?
464
00:21:45,623 --> 00:21:46,623
Come on, Martin -
465
00:21:46,743 --> 00:21:48,983
Route 66 closes at five, so... Whoa!
466
00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:51,863
We're going home already?
Back to good old Boyle.
467
00:21:52,023 --> 00:21:54,143
The Town That Sleeps
The Normal Amount.
468
00:21:55,343 --> 00:21:58,703
I had to do some really weird stuff
to get a lift.
469
00:21:58,823 --> 00:21:59,943
Uch!
470
00:22:02,423 --> 00:22:03,903
Achtung, baby!
471
00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:35,752
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