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-Be sure to lock the door.
-l'll lock it.
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Hi, there. Go on in.
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-Hi, Ms. Morgan.
-Oh, Alvin. l should have called you.
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The kids are having a party.
lt's in full swing.
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That's okay. l can still clean the pool.
They won't be in my way.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, okay. lt's about time
you made it, man.
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Talking all that garbage in school.
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That's you, baby. What? What?
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Look at you.
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There you are.
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You know, l've been looking
all over for you.
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Come here!
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Mama's little baby.
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Thank you so much
for watching over the grill.
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-No problem.
-Yeah, thanks.
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Forget it, man. Chicks like Paris
don't date outside the NBA.
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Swim lessons, boy!
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All wet.
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You need some Floaties.
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Get that garbage out of the pool!
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Let me give you a tip, punk.
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Next time you wanna crash a party...
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-...don't fall in the pool.
-He's the pool boy, Ted.
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lf he was in the pool,
it was for a reason, l'm sure.
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Well, it's more technical than you think.
See, l was just--
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Anyhoo! Come on, man.
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-Let's get out of here.
-Thinks he's on the swim team or something.
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Can you believe she had the nerve to ask
me what it was like being with him?
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l was like, "Oh, my God."
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Hello? Right now?
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Dru's on TV!
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A year ago, he was going to his prom.
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He had his corsage
and that old-school frilly shirt.
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Now he's living pro-baller style.
One hell of a jump.
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-Why did you bring up the corsage?
-Because we all did it.
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I bet your peoples
on the West Coast miss you.
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-You probably got a girl there.
-Oh, my God.
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I have a job. I play professional basketball.
That's what I do.
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Otherwise, you know how it is, Stu.
I'm a free agent.
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All right. Officially, he is a member
of the NBA.
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Let's go back to SportsCenter.
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Free agent? Free agent?
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Paged him.
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l'll see you in homeroom, all right?
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Yo. How you guys doing?
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-Did you see the update on the GM website?
-What update?
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Some guy in Kentucky boosted his
power-to-weight ratio by 10 percent.
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You have the best design.
New York guy gave up.
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The Kentucky guy is desperate.
Don't worry about it.
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Except durability. And power-to-weight.
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That's where the new camshaft comes in.
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lt's lighter and stronger
at the same time.
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You're one of the three finalists, Alvin.
You're the man!
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Hey.
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We're only discussing you getting
a full-ride, four-year scholarship--
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She's like a Frappuccino with hips.
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-lt's like they all saw the interview.
-They did. lt was on SportsCenter.
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Grande Mocha Brownie Frappuccino.
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With mint hot fudge
and mint whipped cream.
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Dream on.
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Clearly, Alvin's not masturbating enough.
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Thank God l don't have that problem.
All right, holler at your people, now.
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-l'm not touching that.
-l don't want to.
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l don't want to.
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Yvonne's right. Act like he called
with a good explanation.
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He better call, and he better have
a good explanation. Look at me.
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Look at them. Not a care in the world.
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lf they catch you staring, they'll send
the jocks to kick our asses.
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No, they won't.
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-We're invisible.
-lnvisible?
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Not "invisible" invisible.
Just invisible to them.
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We'd be visible if we'd walk
down that hallway.
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Why can't we walk down that hallway?
lt's a hallway.
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ln that community, we're immigrants
without green cards.
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What? Boy, l got on high fashion
just like them. Check this out.
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A fake label from the lnternet stuck
on some Wranglers. Very high fashion.
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-Man, watch this.
-Walter.
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-Hey, Walter.
-Walter, no!
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Hell, son, you in the wrong hall, man!
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l mean, l'll get you, there.
l breaks it down.
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Yeah. Hey, girl.
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You like how l do that?
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Yo, man!
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-Y'all busters stinking up our hallway again?
-No, no, dudes. lt's cool, bro.
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Look. Check this.
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Oh, what's up with that, Ted?
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ls that the gay surrender? You a homo thug?
Man, l ought to kick your ass!
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Punk.
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Stay out of here.
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l got on Sean Johns.
l'm gonna make me some Phat Farms.
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-No, l mean, buy some.
-Don't come down this hallway again!
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No, man. No, man. We can't be having that.
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lt sounded great.
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After you win, we should drop
this in the Galaxie.
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lf l win.
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No offense, but this baby's going with me.
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Keep it in my dorm room.
Until l get a car.
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No "if." When you win, man.
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l sure hope l win.
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lt'd be a nice change.
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Tired of people calling us losers.
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-Who says we're losers?
-What's the matter with you?
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Being depressed and cynical is my job.
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Man...
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...we're about to graduate soon.
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We never go on dates.
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Never go to any dances.
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We have no memories.
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l mean, we're settling.
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And they're not.
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Clarence! Dinner's ready!
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Can you turn off that music, please?
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Turn off the music like you been
turning off your loving.
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Alvin, honey, turn that game off.
Come on, time to eat.
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Aretha, come on, honey, time to eat.
Let's go.
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Gracious God.
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So...
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-...Alvin, got a date tonight?
-Dad, you're in denial.
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Shut up, you Bride of Chucky-looking
extraterrestrial--
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That's not even funny, stupid.
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Well, Alvin, what do you have
planned for tonight, boy?
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l'm gonna do some work on the computer.
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All the schematics have to be
coded in HTML for the GM website.
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Then me and the guys
will bust out some Xbox.
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See that? Your son's a healthy,
heterosexual dork.
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-Shut up, Lil' Kim in training!
-Both of you, hush now.
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Why you always blaming me?
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Go straight to the auto yard
when you get that part.
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l don't like you walking
with that much cash.
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-Why not? How much is it?
-$ 1500.
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$ 1500?
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My boy got $ 1500
cleaning swimming pools?
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Yeah, and he collected it in genuine
currency, not lOUs or food stamps.
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Hold on, now.
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Food stamps just like money.
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-Try to buy school clothes with them.
-Watch yourself.
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Look, son.
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Your mama right.
You know, we proud of you.
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Work on your little engine and
your little school stuff and all that...
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...but listen to me, son. All that working
like that without no loving?
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That drive a man crazy.
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You hear about students in China,
all jumping out windows...
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...because they be under so much pressure.
You know why they jump?
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They ain't got enough singing,
and ain't enough loving over there.
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You ever heard a Chinese love song?
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How many Chinese people over there?
Give me a figure. About 25--?
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What, about 30 billion of them?
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30 billion people ain't got a one
Barry White.
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Ever seen a big old fat, black, Chinese
Barry White man? Any of them?
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Hell, no, ain't gonna see one either.
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Dad, l hear you on the whole dating thing.
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-But sometimes you wanna hang out--
-Let me tell you something.
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-Clarence!
-Oh, shut up.
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Don't worry, honey, he'll call.
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Speaking of calling, my cell phone
doesn't work at the resort...
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-...so if you need me, call the resort.
-l know, number's on the fridge.
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You know what? l'll just be a second.
l forgot to put the car in the garage.
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-Can't leave my Escalade--
-You're killing me.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Mom, go!
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-l'll put it in for you.
-Okay.
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Park it and leave it.
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Don't even think about cruising around
with your friends, thinking you're cute.
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-l mean it. You are not on my insurance.
-Mom, stop!
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Look, you give yourself no credit.
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-You ain't no fool-maker.
-She's right, and we're late.
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-Love you.
-Love you too.
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Don't worry, honey, he will call
on one of those phones.
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-l'm balling.
-Girl, your mama's wheels are tight.
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Take your time. Give everyone
a chance to envy.
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-Paris is rolling!
-Yo, that's hot!
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-lt's Dru.
-This is perfect.
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Stay on the phone with him
while we drive up.
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-Too bad we don't have a speaker.
-Do l mention the interview?
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Hell, yeah, you mention
the damn interview, girl.
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-Just be cool.
-And sweet.
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No, sweet is weak, Zoe.
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-He can't see you through the phone!
-Just answer it.
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-Hello, Dru?
-Who's your boo, baby?
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You're my boo, baby, but why
did you have to go and dis me?
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Why you sweating me?
Come on. Who loves you?
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Dru loves you. Never stop, never will stop.
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Don't hate the player, baby. Hate the game.
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Hey, this looks pretty cool. Hopefully,
Russell Simmons doesn't kick your ass.
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-Wait until the whole car looks like that.
-Then all the girls will notice us? No.
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At least with the Phat Farm, we'll get
some phat booties to rub on. Talk to you!
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l hate y'all, man.
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Man, l'm telling you,
we'll roll up in this car...
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...everybody's head's gonna be turning.
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-So, baby, really, it was just publicity?
-Yeah, girl.
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Hey, hold on, okay? Hold on.
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He's got me on hold.
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Feel like popping a cork, sugar?
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-Who's that?
-Who's who?
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The limo driver popped a tire. l gotta go.
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Oh, no, you don't. Then say my name.
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-Better say it.
-Say my name!
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You better say my name.
He didn't say it.
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What do you mean, he didn't say it?
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-He didn't say my name!
-Look out!
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Oh, she done messed the ride!
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-Yo, l got an uncle that could fix that, baby!
-Better get Maaco!
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OnStar emergency.
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l'll stand anywhere, baby.
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-Is there an emergency in your vehicle?
-Do you know how much that will cost?
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-$3000?
-And about two weeks in terms of labor.
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l'm a little backed up.
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Can we figure out some kind of
payment schedule?
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Yeah, sure. Here's what we can do.
You give me 300 now...
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...and come back two weeks
from Monday with 2700.
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And that's cash on delivery,
not check on delivery.
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That doesn't make sense.
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l just said, my mom's gonna be back
on Monday!
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-ln two weeks, l'll be dead!
-Don't worry about it, honey.
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Kids crash cars all the time.
That's why people get insurance.
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You're not on your mom's insurance,
are you?
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l'm dead.
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Hey, Alvin! lt's in.
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You gotta check this out.
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lt's amazing how light this is.
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lt's hard to believe it's a camshaft.
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You know her?
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-That's Paris Morgan.
-Will you explain to her...
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...that two weeks and 3 grand
is the best she can hope for?
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Too bad her mama's
coming home on Monday.
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Out of that 3 grand...
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-...how much is in parts?
-l don't know. About 1500. Why?
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l'll be right back.
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Paris?
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-Alan?
-Alvin.
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You do our pool, right?
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Yeah. You know...
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...Ben's quoting you a really fair price.
236
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,364
That's what l figured.
237
00:21:28,438 --> 00:21:29,769
l'm dead.
238
00:21:31,441 --> 00:21:33,375
Not necessarily.
239
00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:39,270
-What?
-l can have it done by Monday.
240
00:21:41,351 --> 00:21:44,218
-You can do it?
-The parts are only $ 1500.
241
00:21:44,354 --> 00:21:48,723
-l can have the labor done by this weekend.
-But l don't have $ 1500.
242
00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:51,417
l do.
243
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,794
Let's back up here.
244
00:21:56,966 --> 00:22:00,197
Now, you're saying you're willing
to fix this car...
245
00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:03,703
-...this weekend and pay for the parts?
-Yeah.
246
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,840
That's what I'm saying. Exactly.
247
00:22:06,009 --> 00:22:08,409
And what exactly do you want in return?
248
00:22:10,713 --> 00:22:15,309
-What, you think l'm some cheap ho?
-Wait. This has nothing to do with sex.
249
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,310
You don't have to do anything.
250
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:20,345
Just pretend.
251
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:23,753
Pretend to be my girlfriend
for a couple of months.
252
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:28,689
So you think that you can
buy me for $ 1500?
253
00:22:28,865 --> 00:22:31,356
No, no, no. Not buy you, just rent you.
254
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,329
Did l mention this has nothing
to do with sex?
255
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,969
Why would you want people
to think that l'm your girl?
256
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:43,473
lt would make me popular.
257
00:22:55,825 --> 00:22:58,760
All right. One week.
258
00:23:00,997 --> 00:23:01,725
l'm your girl for one week.
259
00:23:02,665 --> 00:23:04,030
It has to be...
260
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:05,995
...a month.
261
00:23:06,702 --> 00:23:10,399
-Two weeks! That's my final answer.
-Okay, two weeks. Perfect.
262
00:23:11,441 --> 00:23:15,377
-And you better not even think about sex.
-Yeah, yeah. Got it, got it.
263
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,805
-And don't even look at my booty.
-Right. No booty licking.
264
00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:22,943
l mean, looking.
265
00:23:23,953 --> 00:23:25,887
This is a sworn secret, right?
266
00:23:26,089 --> 00:23:28,922
You can't tell anyone about our deal.
Promise?
267
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,022
This is one thing I can guarantee
I will never admit to anyone.
268
00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:34,821
Pinky swear?
269
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:03,989
You're not late.
270
00:24:04,393 --> 00:24:06,520
My dad says all women
are 15 minutes late--
271
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:08,789
You know what? Zip your mouth.
272
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:13,563
Do you own an iron?
273
00:24:13,736 --> 00:24:15,863
-Come here. Let me fix this.
-All right.
274
00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:20,673
All right.
275
00:24:26,415 --> 00:24:29,441
-Sorry.
-The pressure, the pressure.
276
00:24:29,819 --> 00:24:32,117
Sorry, sorry. l'm really ready to go now.
277
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:33,885
Hold on.
278
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,580
Put this on.
279
00:24:35,758 --> 00:24:38,522
Whoa! Real Sean John!
280
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:39,990
All right!
281
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,823
This rocks!
282
00:24:45,535 --> 00:24:48,663
-Okay, Alan, let's do this.
-Actually, Alvin.
283
00:24:48,838 --> 00:24:51,739
Like Al Green, because my sister
is actually named Aretha.
284
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,739
Whatever.
285
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,888
Yo, grinder, go home!
286
00:25:09,058 --> 00:25:12,550
-Why is he in our hallway?
-Just be cool.
287
00:25:12,628 --> 00:25:15,597
-Wrong hall, cornball.
-Come on, boy.
288
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,756
Bozo's lost again.
289
00:25:20,570 --> 00:25:22,504
Girl, you are tripping.
290
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
291
00:25:27,577 --> 00:25:30,137
Hey, guys. You guys know Al, right?
292
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,079
Why is Tito Jackson here?
293
00:25:35,651 --> 00:25:38,142
Come here, girl. We gotta talk.
294
00:25:39,589 --> 00:25:43,025
-Why is he rolling with you?
-Look, we're friends, all right?
295
00:25:43,192 --> 00:25:45,626
l'm just hanging with him. Okay?
296
00:25:45,695 --> 00:25:50,860
No, we're friends. Have you lost your mind?
Look at him.
297
00:25:50,933 --> 00:25:54,630
He looks like a buggawuf.
lt's gonna ruin your reputation.
298
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,129
Hello? l'm the one hanging
with him, not you guys.
299
00:25:58,608 --> 00:26:00,473
Okay, but as the old saying goes:
300
00:26:00,610 --> 00:26:03,670
"Tell me who your friends are,
and l'll tell you who you are."
301
00:26:03,913 --> 00:26:06,040
Well, as the new saying goes:
302
00:26:06,215 --> 00:26:10,549
"Tell me who your friends are, Yvonne,
and l'll tell you who you wanna be."
303
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,449
-No, she didn't.
-Oh, yes, l did.
304
00:26:13,689 --> 00:26:15,213
Hurry up.
305
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,127
Alvin, did you twist your ankle
or something?
306
00:26:28,537 --> 00:26:31,597
No. l'm just walking.
307
00:26:37,113 --> 00:26:41,777
Nice job sewing on that Sean John
label, buddy. Let me see that.
308
00:26:43,919 --> 00:26:46,717
Wait a minute. ls this real?
Real Sean John?
309
00:26:46,889 --> 00:26:50,484
-Where did you get this?
-Paris Morgan. She let me borrow it.
310
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:52,093
Give it back!
311
00:26:52,295 --> 00:26:54,263
Paris Morgan?
312
00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:56,894
You expect us to believe
she lent you a sweatshirt?
313
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,892
Why is that so hard to believe?
314
00:26:59,068 --> 00:27:01,866
Because it would imply that
she would speak to you.
315
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:07,806
Not only did she speak to me,
we walked together. Lingered.
316
00:27:08,177 --> 00:27:10,509
We even had small conversation.
317
00:27:10,646 --> 00:27:13,740
Paris Morgan had this actual sweatshirt
on her actual body?
318
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,275
-Yeah.
-Let me smell it one more time.
319
00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:18,186
Don't be that way, brother!
320
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,190
That's a nice scent.
Wait, it's on fire!
321
00:27:23,759 --> 00:27:25,249
-Hose it down!
-Put it out!
322
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,789
-Turn the water on.
-What's going on, Mr. Johnson?
323
00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:34,102
Okay, it's out!
324
00:27:40,109 --> 00:27:42,873
-"Sean Jo."
-Could be Asian.
325
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,839
Sean Jo.
326
00:27:46,048 --> 00:27:50,075
-Smell like burnt Paris Morgan now.
-That's how hot she is.
327
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,152
That was a good one.
328
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,185
Okay, okay. Ladies, look and learn.
329
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,753
Keep it gangster!
330
00:28:02,832 --> 00:28:05,824
-Now, what do you call that?
-High maintenance.
331
00:28:06,035 --> 00:28:08,731
Dang, Ted. Didn't realize
you were so talented.
332
00:28:08,804 --> 00:28:12,900
Yo, Paris, you're the one who went
to the Halle Berry School for Driving.
333
00:28:13,376 --> 00:28:16,106
-Yeah, how you gonna fix that?
-lt's already fixed.
334
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,711
Oh, come on, Ted.
335
00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:20,211
When homegirl is all quiet
and humble about it...
336
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,949
...it's because her rich
and famous boo, Mr. Dru...
337
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,816
...paid for all that
to be corrected immediately.
338
00:28:27,356 --> 00:28:29,756
What's he gonna think
when he finds out...
339
00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:34,592
...you're volunteering for special ed,
rolling with that retard, Alvin?
340
00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:39,030
You're the last person to be commenting
on someone's mental health, Kadeem.
341
00:28:39,201 --> 00:28:41,192
He's a grinder, not a retard.
342
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:46,905
But on the real, Paris, he carries a pool net
around town, on a motorized scooter.
343
00:28:47,109 --> 00:28:51,205
You know, l don't believe
l granted an interview today.
344
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,798
Hey. Hey, look.
345
00:29:12,067 --> 00:29:17,004
-lt doesn't add up. lt doesn't make sense.
-He cleans her pool.
346
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:19,971
l wanna clean pools.
Get to hang out with Paris Morgan.
347
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,804
l'll clean the bathtub too.
348
00:29:23,813 --> 00:29:25,007
Yo, check this out, man.
349
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:28,150
Losers sit over there, to the left.
350
00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:30,146
You feel me?
351
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:34,982
Then l guess you'll be making a right.
That's the asshole section, Ted.
352
00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:02,777
You know what?
l think l'm gonna go get some dessert.
353
00:30:02,952 --> 00:30:06,319
You know, the Butterfingers
in the vending machine rock.
354
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:16,054
You know, y'all don't have to be so rude,
staring at him like that.
355
00:30:16,432 --> 00:30:18,366
Why are you with him?
356
00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:22,328
l'm rolling with Al
because l'm with him, okay?
357
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:24,967
Yeah.
358
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:32,305
There you are.
Come on, let's bounce.
359
00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:35,939
There's a game tonight,
so scoop me up at 6:30?
360
00:30:36,118 --> 00:30:38,951
l will be scooping you like Chunky Monkey.
361
00:30:43,859 --> 00:30:44,553
Slide, hit six...
362
00:30:45,995 --> 00:30:47,360
...and kick.
363
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,891
Pull. Land low.
364
00:30:50,966 --> 00:30:53,025
All right. Now shake it out.
365
00:30:53,802 --> 00:30:55,394
Shake it out. Good job, y'all.
366
00:30:55,804 --> 00:30:58,932
-All right. Ready to have a good time?
-Give me my tape.
367
00:30:59,008 --> 00:31:03,001
lt's not your tape. lt's Dad's tape.
Take your Wonderbra and get out.
368
00:31:03,178 --> 00:31:06,944
And why would you need it anyway?
You know you'll never get to use it.
369
00:31:07,016 --> 00:31:10,349
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what.
370
00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:13,920
-Thank you.
-Mom? Alvin's taking drugs.
371
00:31:13,989 --> 00:31:17,288
He's hallucinating.
He actually thinks he has a date tonight.
372
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,427
-Why can't he?
-With Paris Morgan?
373
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:22,286
The most beautiful girl at school?
Dad, you bugging.
374
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:26,195
-What that supposed to mean?
-Look at him.
375
00:31:26,368 --> 00:31:27,960
Where's the iron?
376
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:32,938
lt's under the sink.
Are you feeling okay, honey?
377
00:31:33,008 --> 00:31:34,498
Mom, l'm great.
378
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,914
See that? Drugs.
379
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:48,217
-Do you think maybe l should--?
-No. Look here. Let me handle this here.
380
00:31:48,390 --> 00:31:51,257
He probably just needs a good
talking to, that's all.
381
00:31:55,197 --> 00:31:57,461
Take it low.
382
00:31:57,866 --> 00:32:01,233
-Son? Come out and talk to your father.
-Shake it out.
383
00:32:01,403 --> 00:32:05,032
Shake it out. Good. Have fun with it.
Take it to the side.
384
00:32:05,207 --> 00:32:09,974
Take it low. Do what you wanna do.
It's the shake-off.
385
00:32:14,984 --> 00:32:16,918
Come on, take a seat.
386
00:32:18,087 --> 00:32:23,081
Come on. Gotta get your sea legs. Might
wanna get yourself a waterbed one day.
387
00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:26,819
There ain't a woman born
that can resist...
388
00:32:26,996 --> 00:32:28,429
...the motion...
389
00:32:28,597 --> 00:32:30,588
...of the ocean.
390
00:32:32,901 --> 00:32:34,960
Dad, l gotta iron my clothes.
391
00:32:35,137 --> 00:32:37,002
No, no, no.
Don't worry about that.
392
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:39,970
Because nothing right now can rob me...
393
00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:43,076
...of this rite of passage
between the father and his son.
394
00:32:43,245 --> 00:32:45,338
Me and you right now, it's big.
395
00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:49,112
And kick.
396
00:32:49,985 --> 00:32:53,386
Jump, jump.
And mambo.
397
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:57,514
Now kick him in the nuts, girl.
Kick him in the face. And punch.
398
00:32:57,926 --> 00:32:59,086
Chop, chop.
399
00:33:00,462 --> 00:33:02,293
This here, son...
400
00:33:03,032 --> 00:33:05,125
...is your hope chest.
401
00:33:09,438 --> 00:33:13,397
This is my legacy to you.
402
00:33:19,615 --> 00:33:23,415
A hope chest?
403
00:33:32,061 --> 00:33:35,189
They come in all different sizes
and colors.
404
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,063
Let me talk to you, son.
405
00:33:39,134 --> 00:33:41,898
This right here, son--
Look at me, boy. Watch this here.
406
00:33:42,071 --> 00:33:48,010
This is the Trojan ribbed, lubricated.
Sturdy, reliable, dependable. Like a truck.
407
00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:52,910
When you don't really know what you into,
and it get a little rough for you...
408
00:33:53,048 --> 00:33:55,312
...makes you downshift.
409
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,049
This one here, son....
410
00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:02,590
This is the super-size...
411
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,320
...Magnum majestic.
412
00:34:05,494 --> 00:34:09,260
The prophylactic Cadillac.
413
00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:10,693
Oh, yeah.
414
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,124
This is when you find yourself
and you're there.
415
00:34:14,203 --> 00:34:18,572
You done got so comfortable with yourself
you done built up a reputation.
416
00:34:19,408 --> 00:34:20,568
You feel me?
417
00:34:20,743 --> 00:34:23,940
And this one here, son,
be extra careful...
418
00:34:24,113 --> 00:34:26,479
...because that's
Mr. Little Extra Sensitive.
419
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:29,583
You really don't need this,
especially on the first round.
420
00:34:29,752 --> 00:34:34,416
You'll enjoy the ride too much, end up on
the curb somewhere out of commission.
421
00:34:34,623 --> 00:34:37,956
You don't want that.
Save this for round three.
422
00:34:38,127 --> 00:34:41,221
Because believe me,
there's gonna be a round three.
423
00:34:42,264 --> 00:34:44,596
Look at me. Feel me.
424
00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,361
All right, now, look strong. Come on, son.
425
00:34:47,536 --> 00:34:49,333
Close your mouth. There you go.
426
00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,234
Keep it tight. Work with it.
427
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:53,606
Love you, man.
428
00:34:57,179 --> 00:34:59,477
--seven eight, and chop, chop.
429
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,444
And mambo. Lucy Liu!
430
00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:05,643
Now kick him in the nuts, girl.
Kick him in the face. And punch.
431
00:35:06,054 --> 00:35:08,614
Chop, chop. Yeah. Mambo.
432
00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:12,187
Lucy Liu, now.
Kick him in the back, the face.
433
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:15,762
Punch. Chop, chop. Mambo.
434
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:21,294
Lucy Liu. Now kick him in the nuts, girl.
Kick him in the face. Step, punch.
435
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,104
Girl, you know better than that.
436
00:35:25,274 --> 00:35:29,005
You better put that chicken wing
down, okay?
437
00:35:29,178 --> 00:35:33,478
I see you, girl.
Five, six, seven, eight, down.
438
00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:36,313
And wiggle.
439
00:35:36,485 --> 00:35:38,316
And shimmy.
440
00:35:38,487 --> 00:35:40,148
And five and six and....
441
00:35:50,799 --> 00:35:52,130
Touch yourself, come on.
442
00:35:52,301 --> 00:35:54,701
Hold me tight. Yes.
443
00:36:02,211 --> 00:36:04,145
Oh, hell, no.
444
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:09,509
-Hey, fellas, how you doing?
-Hey, Mr. Johnson. What's going on?
445
00:36:09,718 --> 00:36:11,618
Look, l got a bit of bad news for you.
446
00:36:11,787 --> 00:36:15,780
lt seems like Alvin done moved.
He don't stay here no more.
447
00:36:16,491 --> 00:36:18,220
This has ceased to be funny.
448
00:36:18,293 --> 00:36:20,420
Hey, ain't nobody playing with you,
now.
449
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:24,259
Listen to me. l know you been friends
with Alvin since first grade...
450
00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:26,062
...but Alvin dating a girl now.
451
00:36:26,235 --> 00:36:29,466
He don't need to be hanging around
y'all scientific-looking ass...
452
00:36:29,638 --> 00:36:31,230
...no more.
453
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,600
Stop all that, now.
454
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:36,505
-Y'all take it easy, okay?
-Come on, Mr. Johnson!
455
00:36:36,678 --> 00:36:39,272
Get your big, wide ass off the door.
456
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:42,849
You gonna mess around, and l'm gonna
get my Roto-Rooter and stick it--
457
00:36:43,218 --> 00:36:46,585
-Come on in!
-All right, yeah. Exactly. Let me in.
458
00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:50,458
Alvin, your dad's funny.
459
00:36:57,366 --> 00:36:59,391
So, what's going on?
460
00:37:02,170 --> 00:37:03,501
l'm not asking him.
461
00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:10,711
Okay, look, well, we always sit together
at the games in the visitors section, and....
462
00:37:10,879 --> 00:37:13,211
Well, are you going to sit with us...
463
00:37:13,382 --> 00:37:16,579
...or in the home seats
with the popular kids?
464
00:37:16,785 --> 00:37:20,744
Yeah, see, we were thinking that we'd sit
in the home section with you...
465
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,317
...so you could introduce us
to Paris Morgan.
466
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,392
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
467
00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:30,291
-Of course you can!
-All right!
468
00:37:30,365 --> 00:37:34,131
So did you and Paris, you know, do it?
469
00:37:34,269 --> 00:37:38,296
-Do what?
-lt! lt, it, it! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
470
00:37:38,373 --> 00:37:40,398
Yeah! Yeah!
471
00:37:40,575 --> 00:37:42,566
Sorry, guys.
472
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:45,437
l'm not telling.
473
00:37:45,647 --> 00:37:47,137
Dogpile!
474
00:38:23,318 --> 00:38:25,286
These are for you.
475
00:38:26,989 --> 00:38:29,583
They're Arabian roses.
476
00:38:29,758 --> 00:38:34,195
Alvin, that's so sweet,
but you shouldn't have.
477
00:38:36,498 --> 00:38:39,865
Girls see a guy being too nice...
478
00:38:40,268 --> 00:38:43,965
...and it makes him seem lonely,
desperate, weak.
479
00:38:44,339 --> 00:38:46,534
-Right, right. l should write this down.
-No.
480
00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:51,441
Look, just be a little tougher. You know?
Make like you don't need me.
481
00:38:51,613 --> 00:38:54,377
Like you don't need any girl.
482
00:38:54,449 --> 00:38:55,973
Then girls will want you.
483
00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:57,577
-Okay?
-Okay.
484
00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,550
But the flowers, they're nice.
485
00:38:59,755 --> 00:39:03,486
Look, l'll go put them in water,
and then we'll go to the game, all right?
486
00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:06,418
You stay right there. Okay?
487
00:39:19,508 --> 00:39:20,600
Basket!
488
00:39:21,410 --> 00:39:22,638
Assist, Sanders!
489
00:39:22,811 --> 00:39:25,541
-Sit down, clowns!
-Dumb-asses!
490
00:39:25,714 --> 00:39:27,739
Sit down, Q-Tip!
491
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:39,891
Jackrabbits! Jackrabbits!
Jackrabbits! Jackrabbits!
492
00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:47,493
-Hi, Paris!
-Hi, Paris!
493
00:39:47,669 --> 00:39:49,398
-Hi, Paris!
-Come on.
494
00:39:49,571 --> 00:39:51,562
All right, guys, that's enough.
495
00:39:51,773 --> 00:39:54,367
She's working.
Leave her alone.
496
00:39:56,411 --> 00:39:58,572
What a wankster.
497
00:40:05,587 --> 00:40:09,045
And now, the Jackrabbit drill squad.
498
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:26,466
Left, right
499
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:31,476
-Chuck, have some couth.
-Yeah, it's just breasts and bottoms, damn!
500
00:40:33,882 --> 00:40:34,974
Hey! Hey!
501
00:40:35,383 --> 00:40:36,680
My mom bought those for me!
502
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:39,787
-One time! One time!
-Why are you like that?
503
00:40:40,822 --> 00:40:42,687
You pretty.
504
00:41:10,886 --> 00:41:12,046
She's perfect.
505
00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:19,956
Move. Move. Move.
What are you doing, sitting in my section?
506
00:41:20,128 --> 00:41:22,995
You hungry? Wanna offer pizza?
Let me offer some for you.
507
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:26,492
Home is down with your man.
Stay out of my section, all right?
508
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:28,965
Losers sit over there, to the left!
509
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:44,381
What are you, a big fake?
510
00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:51,123
Alvin?
511
00:41:52,827 --> 00:41:56,991
-Alvin!
-The deal is off.
512
00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:01,592
Just go. Go be with your friends
while they still claim you.
513
00:42:02,170 --> 00:42:04,138
Come down out of that tree.
514
00:42:05,774 --> 00:42:08,937
We still have a lot of time
to pretend we're friends.
515
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:12,079
And unlike some people,
l keep my promises.
516
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:16,046
You mean, unlike Dru?
517
00:42:27,596 --> 00:42:29,029
Are you okay? Alvin?
518
00:42:29,197 --> 00:42:33,691
You know, these next two weeks,
if it's any consolation...
519
00:42:33,868 --> 00:42:37,065
...are probably gonna be
the happiest memories of my life.
520
00:42:40,242 --> 00:42:42,540
You can't be serious.
521
00:42:42,711 --> 00:42:46,169
Alvin, we've had one rejection
after another.
522
00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:56,613
Now, are those the kind of victories
you really want in life?
523
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,458
No, not really.
524
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,662
Then l say we do something about it.
525
00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:15,471
Come on.
526
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:36,853
What happened to your hair?
527
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:43,754
Probably need to roll your pants up
just a little bit.
528
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:46,901
Oh, see, these is Sean John.
529
00:44:47,702 --> 00:44:51,570
So l gotta get my swing on.
530
00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:55,572
Son, what has happened to your priorities?
531
00:44:56,644 --> 00:45:00,876
Oh, no, see, it was all about
what was under the hood.
532
00:45:01,049 --> 00:45:04,917
Now l'm trying to be on top
of the hood.
533
00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:09,256
Because l'm a baller-tician...
534
00:45:09,657 --> 00:45:11,989
...on a mission. Holler.
535
00:45:12,727 --> 00:45:14,092
Urkel has gone gangster.
536
00:45:15,029 --> 00:45:17,793
Probably need to go in here,
say something to this boy.
537
00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:19,797
Here we go.
538
00:45:29,277 --> 00:45:35,238
Your mother wants me to talk to you
about what's gotten into you.
539
00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:43,147
But what l wanna talk about
is who you're getting into.
540
00:45:44,793 --> 00:45:47,387
What is that, boy? What is that?
541
00:45:48,296 --> 00:45:51,026
You'll need more money
if you're trying to scratch that kitty-cat.
542
00:45:51,199 --> 00:45:53,326
Let me help you out, son.
543
00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:55,795
Thanks, Dad.
544
00:45:55,970 --> 00:46:00,270
Boy, been waiting a long time
for that right there. And that's not all.
545
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,973
Got it for you right here.
546
00:46:03,445 --> 00:46:04,742
Yeah.
547
00:46:04,946 --> 00:46:09,076
Dad, l think l still have a few left
from the boxful you gave me last night.
548
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:13,812
Boy, you won't use these cheap suckers
right here. These is for practice.
549
00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:17,822
Come here, let me show you what
l'm talking about. Sit down right there.
550
00:46:19,961 --> 00:46:22,794
Listen to me. You gotta be able
to know how to do this...
551
00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:24,862
...with the ease of a true player.
552
00:46:24,933 --> 00:46:28,835
Because nothing kill a mood quicker
than you sitting up there wrestling...
553
00:46:28,903 --> 00:46:31,872
...trying to get your raincoat
on your little rascal.
554
00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:34,408
Now, go on,
open one of them, right there.
555
00:46:35,977 --> 00:46:37,842
Take your time.
556
00:46:39,814 --> 00:46:41,042
Work with it. There.
557
00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:51,188
Okay.
558
00:46:51,359 --> 00:46:54,157
That was good, son.
That was real good. Two problems.
559
00:46:54,362 --> 00:46:56,956
Number one, too slow,
girl probably asleep.
560
00:46:57,131 --> 00:47:00,362
Second problem, you used two hands.
561
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,067
You a Johnson.
We one-hand people.
562
00:47:03,838 --> 00:47:05,465
Make you look a lot smoother.
563
00:47:06,374 --> 00:47:07,238
Here we go.
564
00:47:14,382 --> 00:47:17,283
Little rusty, that's all.
565
00:47:27,529 --> 00:47:29,827
Sorry about that, boy.
566
00:47:32,033 --> 00:47:34,900
l want you to practice unrolling one.
567
00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:39,437
No, don't worry about that.
You a Johnson.
568
00:47:40,542 --> 00:47:41,372
l got you, right here.
569
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:43,004
Go on, slide that on there.
570
00:47:43,177 --> 00:47:46,169
You practice on that right now.
l'll be right back.
571
00:47:50,552 --> 00:47:52,952
Here we go, right here.
572
00:47:53,021 --> 00:47:55,888
All the practicing in the world
ain't gonna do you good...
573
00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:59,082
...if you kill too much time
and you lose the mood.
574
00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:04,960
l'm about to give you my number one,
smooth-groove jam...
575
00:48:05,033 --> 00:48:09,527
...guaranteed to set the mood
just like you need it.
576
00:48:09,904 --> 00:48:13,271
Stay with me, boy. This big.
577
00:48:22,383 --> 00:48:23,543
Go on, feel it.
578
00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:26,987
Come on, now,
you're Clarence Johnson's boy.
579
00:48:28,056 --> 00:48:29,216
Wet your lips.
580
00:48:29,424 --> 00:48:31,551
Gotta get them wet. Go on.
581
00:48:31,926 --> 00:48:35,054
You got them wet like that?
Now, there it is.
582
00:48:35,229 --> 00:48:37,094
You know what?
She wants you now.
583
00:48:37,932 --> 00:48:40,992
You're a Johnson man.
All you got to do is lay back...
584
00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:45,105
...let her come on into your world.
Let her slide right on up on the kitchen.
585
00:48:45,306 --> 00:48:47,797
Because you fixed to start cooking.
Oh, yeah.
586
00:48:47,942 --> 00:48:51,070
Just go to work. When you hold her,
got to get her like that.
587
00:48:51,245 --> 00:48:54,305
She starts sliding right on down
where you got to have it.
588
00:48:54,482 --> 00:48:56,950
Get up under there.
lt's all good for you.
589
00:48:57,151 --> 00:49:00,587
Then you make your move.
You slide around on her.
590
00:49:00,955 --> 00:49:04,152
Then you're in control.
Lock on. Here we go!
591
00:49:04,325 --> 00:49:06,987
Along for the ride, baby!
592
00:49:08,129 --> 00:49:11,394
You gonna learn to scratch that kitty-cat
and you're gonna love it!
593
00:49:11,566 --> 00:49:13,363
You can run but you can't hide!
594
00:49:14,102 --> 00:49:16,570
That's why they call you Johnson!
595
00:49:20,308 --> 00:49:22,833
ls that what you're teaching our son?
596
00:49:25,413 --> 00:49:27,381
The boy going to get some.
597
00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:31,382
The boy been working hard
trying not to go crazy.
598
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,887
Maybe you ought to just let the boy
have some fun.
599
00:49:49,337 --> 00:49:50,531
ls that our song?
600
00:49:53,174 --> 00:49:54,505
Sounds like it to me.
601
00:49:55,543 --> 00:49:57,101
Really?
602
00:50:03,151 --> 00:50:05,176
Watch out, now.
Let me help you with that.
603
00:50:09,657 --> 00:50:13,115
-Hold up, might need a little rope.
-Daddy, don't you do it.
604
00:50:43,289 --> 00:50:44,916
-Paris?
-lt's her mother.
605
00:50:47,226 --> 00:50:50,957
God. Get up out of my bushes!
What is your problem?
606
00:50:51,130 --> 00:50:54,827
-Are you okay?
-l'm cool.
607
00:50:55,001 --> 00:50:57,731
You were just here.
Did l forget to pay you last week?
608
00:50:57,904 --> 00:50:59,963
-No, actually--
-Hey, Mom. l'm out of here.
609
00:51:00,139 --> 00:51:01,367
Love you, see you.
610
00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:03,372
Sorry.
611
00:51:04,977 --> 00:51:06,205
These kids.
612
00:51:06,979 --> 00:51:08,913
So you know all this stuff about cars.
613
00:51:09,081 --> 00:51:12,414
Now, you mean, you've never thought
about getting one of your own?
614
00:51:13,319 --> 00:51:16,220
Not to brag or anything,
but l was chosen as one of three finalists...
615
00:51:16,389 --> 00:51:19,187
...in the General Motors
Young Engineers Competition.
616
00:51:19,358 --> 00:51:21,349
lt's for a full-ride scholarship.
617
00:51:22,462 --> 00:51:23,656
Dang! Look at you.
618
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:27,197
Here l am sweating you, player,
about not having a car...
619
00:51:27,366 --> 00:51:29,857
...and you know how to make one.
620
00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:32,167
l hope you win.
621
00:51:33,072 --> 00:51:34,437
Yeah.
622
00:51:36,175 --> 00:51:38,075
l think l definitely could have won.
623
00:51:38,244 --> 00:51:43,113
You know, the design was great,
it ran awesome.
624
00:51:43,950 --> 00:51:47,351
lt just needed a stronger,
lighter camshaft.
625
00:51:49,088 --> 00:51:53,991
What, am l missing something?
How come you didn't go out and buy one?
626
00:51:54,193 --> 00:51:56,855
lt cost $ 1500.
627
00:52:11,210 --> 00:52:13,201
Are you serious?
628
00:52:14,747 --> 00:52:16,214
There's still a chance.
629
00:52:18,017 --> 00:52:22,010
And if not, hey,
l got all my life to be an engineer.
630
00:52:23,255 --> 00:52:26,190
The last semester in high school...
631
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,854
...only comes around once.
632
00:52:34,332 --> 00:52:39,861
l haven't really been on too many dates
in the last 16 or 17 years.
633
00:52:40,806 --> 00:52:42,967
l hope l do okay.
634
00:52:45,944 --> 00:52:47,935
You'll do great.
635
00:52:51,683 --> 00:52:54,049
Slide over. You drive.
636
00:53:25,851 --> 00:53:28,877
Nice Expo. Problem is, it's a '98.
637
00:53:29,054 --> 00:53:31,887
What the hell do you know about cars?
638
00:53:37,863 --> 00:53:39,262
Well...
639
00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:43,901
...'98s, there's a little shortage
in the battery cable.
640
00:53:44,069 --> 00:53:47,334
lt's nothing a rubber insulation
can't fix, though.
641
00:53:48,206 --> 00:53:49,696
Pulling out a condom.
642
00:53:57,382 --> 00:53:59,816
Go ahead, check it out.
Give it a try.
643
00:54:00,018 --> 00:54:02,316
You're gonna fix my car with a rubber?
644
00:54:15,133 --> 00:54:16,498
Yeah.
645
00:54:32,417 --> 00:54:37,184
When you were doing your thizzle earlier,
you were off the hizzle.
646
00:54:37,389 --> 00:54:39,983
Yeah. What kind of car do you drizzle?
647
00:54:41,326 --> 00:54:43,886
-Drizzle--?
-He's designing and constructing one...
648
00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:45,392
...from the ground up...
649
00:54:45,797 --> 00:54:48,960
...which, as of yet, has no reference
in layman's terms.
650
00:54:49,034 --> 00:54:52,435
Yeah, so basically, you don't have a car.
651
00:54:53,505 --> 00:54:56,497
Well, l never had a rich pops
to buy me anything...
652
00:54:57,442 --> 00:55:00,377
...so l'm just a working man
trying to come up.
653
00:55:01,012 --> 00:55:03,378
Yeah, you cool, man.
654
00:55:04,816 --> 00:55:07,046
l'm not feeling this cat.
655
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:25,929
So let me tell you about the time
when l was fixing this police car...
656
00:55:26,137 --> 00:55:30,005
...on the side of the highway.
She had that outfit on, the brown one--
657
00:55:31,142 --> 00:55:33,906
-Hey, baby.
-l need to talk to you.
658
00:55:34,079 --> 00:55:35,444
Now.
659
00:55:36,047 --> 00:55:37,912
Fellas, y'all have to excuse me.
660
00:55:39,851 --> 00:55:42,911
You are a genius! This is working great!
You're so brilliant.
661
00:55:45,624 --> 00:55:48,058
-You look upset.
-l am.
662
00:55:48,627 --> 00:55:51,152
-At what?
-While you were fronting...
663
00:55:51,329 --> 00:55:54,423
...like you're some player,
l was outside waiting for you.
664
00:55:54,599 --> 00:55:57,033
We have a deal.
665
00:55:57,102 --> 00:56:00,128
-We walk the hall together, remember?
-Sorry--
666
00:56:05,977 --> 00:56:10,437
Look, Alvin, l think you're starting
to feel yourself a little too much.
667
00:56:10,615 --> 00:56:12,947
l do not do that.
My mother said you'll go blind!
668
00:56:13,118 --> 00:56:14,483
Whatever.
669
00:56:16,187 --> 00:56:19,953
Look, just don't ever
keep me waiting again.
670
00:56:30,535 --> 00:56:33,060
-Hey, we'll catch up with y'all.
-All right, guys.
671
00:56:33,238 --> 00:56:35,297
l can't believe this, dude....
672
00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:38,168
What's the matter?
l mean, l said l was sorry.
673
00:56:38,376 --> 00:56:40,867
l got caught up.
l was hanging with my friends--
674
00:56:41,012 --> 00:56:43,310
The friends who gave you
a pepperoni facial?
675
00:56:43,481 --> 00:56:45,312
Look, we squashed all that.
676
00:56:45,483 --> 00:56:48,213
lt's a lot of work, Alvin.
The whole interior.
677
00:56:48,386 --> 00:56:50,217
We wanted you to be there.
678
00:56:50,388 --> 00:56:51,548
Okay, look.
679
00:56:51,923 --> 00:56:54,892
We'll get together this weekend,
we'll work on the car.
680
00:56:55,026 --> 00:56:58,052
lt'll be like old times.
We'll have a good time.
681
00:56:58,129 --> 00:57:02,361
Great, Friday night. We'll get to work on
reupholstering the inside of the seats--
682
00:57:02,567 --> 00:57:05,001
Friday, Friday....
683
00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:08,503
-l can't do it. l got plans.
-Well, Saturday, then.
684
00:57:09,207 --> 00:57:11,539
Saturday's not good for me either.
685
00:57:11,943 --> 00:57:14,036
You know what?
Sunday afternoon.
686
00:57:14,579 --> 00:57:16,240
Yeah. Great. Sunday.
687
00:57:19,517 --> 00:57:20,677
Yeah.
688
00:57:21,586 --> 00:57:24,077
-Gonna introduce me?
-You met them in fourth grade, remember?
689
00:57:24,155 --> 00:57:26,180
What's going on?
690
00:57:27,158 --> 00:57:29,149
What's the deal?
691
00:57:29,427 --> 00:57:31,691
Life is good. You all right?
692
00:58:02,527 --> 00:58:04,051
Hello?
693
00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:06,988
Paris?
694
00:58:07,999 --> 00:58:10,524
Yo, Paris!
695
00:58:26,384 --> 00:58:29,251
What are you doing
just walking in my house?
696
00:58:30,655 --> 00:58:34,091
The door was open. My bad.
697
00:58:34,259 --> 00:58:37,228
l heard you playing your guitar, though.
lt sound hot.
698
00:58:38,329 --> 00:58:40,388
What are you even doing here?
699
00:58:41,666 --> 00:58:45,659
lt's the last day in our two-week contract.
l thought we'd hang out.
700
00:58:47,539 --> 00:58:49,473
Let me hear you play.
701
00:58:52,677 --> 00:58:54,542
Come on.
702
00:58:56,815 --> 00:58:59,249
Look, l'm still learning...
703
00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:04,480
...and the lyrics l wrote
don't go with my melody yet.
704
00:59:09,394 --> 00:59:12,420
l'll read. You play.
705
00:59:16,201 --> 00:59:18,032
Come on.
706
00:59:39,591 --> 00:59:41,786
"And l rise.
707
00:59:42,794 --> 00:59:46,355
ln spite of my fear inside...
708
00:59:46,664 --> 00:59:49,565
...caused by those who have burned me
with their lies.
709
00:59:50,568 --> 00:59:52,593
And l rise.
710
01:00:08,753 --> 01:00:10,550
And l rise."
711
01:00:17,662 --> 01:00:19,357
Look....
712
01:00:22,433 --> 01:00:25,095
Go on, get dressed.
713
01:00:25,436 --> 01:00:26,835
Why?
714
01:00:27,605 --> 01:00:31,701
No more questions. Get dressed.
715
01:00:55,466 --> 01:00:57,457
To my relationships that didn't work
716
01:00:57,635 --> 01:01:00,331
Map of this human heart
Starts at the age of 15
717
01:01:00,405 --> 01:01:02,566
When I lost my virginity
To a lady, older
718
01:01:02,774 --> 01:01:05,368
Like most boys
It was based on the lies I told her
719
01:01:05,576 --> 01:01:08,909
I had so much to prove
Like I had more experience
720
01:01:09,814 --> 01:01:11,577
Than she thought I knew
And though it wasn't true
721
01:01:11,749 --> 01:01:12,909
It was amazing
722
01:01:13,818 --> 01:01:15,615
But it ended because I did
What most young boys do
723
01:01:15,820 --> 01:01:18,789
Listened to the lies of a fool
Which led to this girl
724
01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:21,317
Getting socked in the jaw
In the middle of school
725
01:01:21,492 --> 01:01:23,653
Even though I didn't do it
I felt to blame
726
01:01:23,828 --> 01:01:27,389
Because the girl who hit her was the cousin
Of my man who was salting my game
727
01:01:27,565 --> 01:01:29,533
Nowadays it just don't seem cool
728
01:01:29,701 --> 01:01:31,692
Tell me what the hell
Am I supposed to do?
729
01:01:31,869 --> 01:01:34,360
And then a wise man gave me a clue
730
01:01:34,439 --> 01:01:37,738
He said
"The only way out is the way through "
731
01:01:39,544 --> 01:01:41,774
You know, it's silly...
732
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,710
...but instead of this whole...
733
01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:49,280
..."drill team/Dru Hilton's girl" thing...
734
01:01:49,887 --> 01:01:54,722
...what l really, really always dream about
is just going somewhere.
735
01:01:56,761 --> 01:01:58,956
Somewhere where nobody knows me.
736
01:01:59,330 --> 01:02:01,924
Just being this girl with, like,
crazy cool dreads...
737
01:02:02,567 --> 01:02:06,663
...and a guitar and--
Oh, never mind, it's really dumb.
738
01:02:10,608 --> 01:02:11,973
You know...
739
01:02:12,877 --> 01:02:14,538
...you could bring your guitar here.
740
01:02:16,781 --> 01:02:19,545
No, l can't.
741
01:02:21,753 --> 01:02:26,213
No, you mean you won't.
742
01:02:43,741 --> 01:02:46,005
This is beautiful.
743
01:02:50,815 --> 01:02:52,874
You know, Al...
744
01:02:53,584 --> 01:02:58,612
...there's something
that we've been avoiding all day.
745
01:02:58,790 --> 01:03:01,588
Something that maybe we ought to do.
746
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,819
You know what, you're right.
747
01:03:05,029 --> 01:03:07,827
This might sound kind of silly...
748
01:03:10,001 --> 01:03:11,969
...but how do we do it?
749
01:03:12,970 --> 01:03:14,494
Well....
750
01:03:15,873 --> 01:03:19,536
Just go for it, you know?
Just do it.
751
01:03:22,013 --> 01:03:23,537
Okay.
752
01:03:30,321 --> 01:03:33,552
We'll break up first thing
tomorrow morning.
753
01:03:33,624 --> 01:03:38,561
ln the hallway, so everybody can see.
l mean, make a big scene.
754
01:03:38,763 --> 01:03:43,700
But a dignified scene because,
you know, we gotta protect our reps.
755
01:03:43,901 --> 01:03:47,632
Did you hear what l just said?
Our reps!
756
01:03:48,539 --> 01:03:51,997
Al Johnson has a rep to protect!
757
01:03:54,112 --> 01:03:56,012
Player, player.
758
01:03:57,348 --> 01:04:02,047
Come on, girl, put a pep in your step.
We got school in the morning!
759
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:46,621
Now, those are the benefits of being raised
in a household with vinyl and 8-track.
760
01:04:46,831 --> 01:04:51,530
-You know, old school for real.
-Damn, man, you got all the 411.
761
01:04:51,602 --> 01:04:53,627
l'm talking Earth, Wind and Fire.
762
01:04:53,838 --> 01:04:56,671
-"Erf," E with a F at the end of it.
-Al?
763
01:04:56,874 --> 01:04:59,741
-Here comes your girl.
-Al, l need to talk to you.
764
01:04:59,911 --> 01:05:02,607
Don't you see grown men
are talking here?
765
01:05:04,148 --> 01:05:08,517
Anyway, you know, as l was saying,
you know, Ohio Players--
766
01:05:08,719 --> 01:05:10,710
Al, we need to talk.
767
01:05:10,888 --> 01:05:15,018
What's up with this "we, we" stuff?
This ain't French class. Ain't no "we."
768
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,925
l'm a free agent now.
769
01:05:19,597 --> 01:05:23,693
-That was cruel.
-Sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind.
770
01:05:24,135 --> 01:05:27,161
That's how you keep a lady in check,
you know what l'm saying?
771
01:05:30,174 --> 01:05:31,835
You still here?
772
01:05:32,043 --> 01:05:34,841
Bounce. Giddyup.
773
01:05:35,613 --> 01:05:37,638
Damn.
774
01:05:37,815 --> 01:05:40,648
Too many fish in the sea
for her to be hounding me.
775
01:05:40,818 --> 01:05:43,514
-l'm feeling this.
-l hear you, boy.
776
01:05:43,721 --> 01:05:45,552
She gonna be back too. Watch.
777
01:05:45,756 --> 01:05:49,021
Did you just see
how he just dogged Paris?
778
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:53,594
-l want a strong brother like that.
-Yep.
779
01:05:53,664 --> 01:05:58,829
Look at him, standing there looking
better than a butter-leather Prada bag.
780
01:06:22,126 --> 01:06:25,459
You got a lot of nerve dissing me
the way you did.
781
01:06:27,098 --> 01:06:30,693
Yeah, l know, that's why
l came by, to apologize.
782
01:06:30,868 --> 01:06:32,961
But, yo, Oscar goes to you.
783
01:06:37,008 --> 01:06:40,876
Hey, l just really want to say thank you
for a great couple of weeks.
784
01:06:41,045 --> 01:06:43,639
Well, l was just doing
what l said l would do.
785
01:06:43,714 --> 01:06:45,045
And it worked.
786
01:06:45,216 --> 01:06:49,209
l mean, popularity is so much better
than being treated like a social leper.
787
01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:53,688
Popularity's a job, Alvin.
Not a privilege.
788
01:06:53,758 --> 01:06:55,658
lt's nothing but work and worries.
789
01:06:55,893 --> 01:06:59,260
Work to get in, work to stay in.
790
01:06:59,630 --> 01:07:01,791
Get a clue.
791
01:07:13,811 --> 01:07:15,802
You're killing them, dog.
792
01:07:20,918 --> 01:07:23,284
Morning, dime pieces.
793
01:07:24,188 --> 01:07:26,622
Your gear is real tight today, boo.
794
01:07:26,824 --> 01:07:32,160
Appreciate it. You know,
Nike, Burberry, Gucci, Scooby-Doo.
795
01:07:33,097 --> 01:07:35,725
You're taking me to Jerry's
Friday night, right?
796
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:39,829
Sure. l mean...
797
01:07:40,104 --> 01:07:43,972
...how could l say no
to a breezy like you?
798
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:45,766
For real?
799
01:07:45,943 --> 01:07:50,073
Real is all l am, baby.
800
01:07:51,215 --> 01:07:53,183
l'll holler.
801
01:07:56,887 --> 01:08:01,153
Yvonne, he just broke up with Paris
less than 24 hours ago.
802
01:08:02,193 --> 01:08:04,127
You just mad l beat you to him.
803
01:08:10,334 --> 01:08:15,101
It's Yvonne.
You're all mine tomorrow night.
804
01:08:17,007 --> 01:08:18,235
You know, Yolanda, my big girl,
we're gonna need the whole back seat.
805
01:08:20,711 --> 01:08:25,045
Girls are gonna let us. They're gonna let us,
is what l'm saying, when they see this.
806
01:08:25,249 --> 01:08:28,741
-Amazing.
-Came out all right, no thanks to you.
807
01:08:28,919 --> 01:08:30,887
Feel the seats, Alvin.
808
01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:36,282
All right. Got the Phat Farm hookup...
809
01:08:37,294 --> 01:08:41,196
...shag carpet, laptop, minibar. Wow.
810
01:08:41,899 --> 01:08:45,232
Wait till you see the routine
we got worked out to get in the car.
811
01:08:45,403 --> 01:08:47,894
Here. Stand in the front.
Come on, hurry up.
812
01:08:48,105 --> 01:08:49,936
Look, right there.
813
01:09:15,332 --> 01:09:16,924
Doors.
814
01:09:31,382 --> 01:09:34,874
You know, you guys should really
clean out the carburetor.
815
01:09:35,419 --> 01:09:39,412
Ben's got an old Holley four-barrel
at the shop. l think he'll let me get it.
816
01:09:40,257 --> 01:09:43,124
-Cool.
-We're cruising tonight.
817
01:09:44,395 --> 01:09:47,990
l can get right on it. l'll go down there
right now, have it fixed.
818
01:09:48,866 --> 01:09:52,427
-l really wanna roll out with you guys.
-For real? Right on.
819
01:09:52,903 --> 01:09:54,063
We missed you, man.
820
01:09:54,238 --> 01:09:58,004
We've been checking the GM website,
hoping to see your update.
821
01:09:59,243 --> 01:10:01,336
Hey, there's plenty of time for that.
822
01:10:01,712 --> 01:10:06,274
l'll meet you all at Kenneth's house at 8.
We gonna party. Go put on your good stuff.
823
01:10:07,218 --> 01:10:09,948
-l don't have any good stuff.
-lt's all right.
824
01:10:17,962 --> 01:10:21,022
Hey, yo, man. l'm digging the whip, boy.
825
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,732
l'm feeling it, man.
826
01:10:25,870 --> 01:10:27,462
You got the hooptie.
827
01:10:29,139 --> 01:10:31,130
Look at her.
828
01:10:32,209 --> 01:10:36,805
Yeah, l'm like the Renaissance man
of automobiles. You feel me?
829
01:10:37,014 --> 01:10:42,816
This here is my newest work of art.
l call this the "groupie hooptie."
830
01:10:45,356 --> 01:10:46,880
This is hot.
831
01:10:48,359 --> 01:10:51,157
Put a microwave
in the glove compartment.
832
01:10:54,265 --> 01:10:56,961
Oh, no. Oh, no.
833
01:10:58,769 --> 01:11:02,762
-He's doing it.
-Get some. Quench your thirst on that.
834
01:11:07,111 --> 01:11:09,341
He's 63 and a half minutes late.
lt's not like him.
835
01:11:44,381 --> 01:11:46,008
Where you going in such a hurry?
836
01:11:49,086 --> 01:11:52,078
-No rush.
-l get free long distance on my cell, baby.
837
01:11:52,289 --> 01:11:53,779
l don't need it on a date.
838
01:11:58,162 --> 01:12:00,255
ls your foot on the gas?
839
01:12:03,434 --> 01:12:04,401
Sorry.
840
01:12:04,568 --> 01:12:06,195
Now...
841
01:12:08,572 --> 01:12:09,971
...where were we?
842
01:12:11,175 --> 01:12:12,540
You gotta relax, Al.
843
01:12:13,010 --> 01:12:14,910
lt's all right.
844
01:12:15,112 --> 01:12:19,208
Now, don't you worry, because
Mama's gonna take good care of you.
845
01:12:46,076 --> 01:12:48,101
-l was just e-mailing you.
-Sure you were.
846
01:12:48,312 --> 01:12:52,942
No, seriously, man, l'm telling you, you will
not believe what happened to me tonight.
847
01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:54,845
Give us the keys to our car.
848
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,612
Okay, but l'm telling you,
it's coming out like a Penthouse letter.
849
01:13:03,894 --> 01:13:07,295
Y'all know how it is when you're
butt-naked with a little cutie, right?
850
01:13:08,332 --> 01:13:10,300
Yeah, right--
851
01:13:10,534 --> 01:13:14,265
We were worried. We thought you might
be at Ben's working on our car.
852
01:13:14,438 --> 01:13:18,340
-We went down there, but it was closed.
-Took an hour to get his home number.
853
01:13:19,143 --> 01:13:20,633
-You talked to Ben?
-Yeah.
854
01:13:21,011 --> 01:13:25,345
He says if you don't come in soon,
the camshaft's going back to Germany.
855
01:13:25,582 --> 01:13:29,541
-Oh.
-That's right, "Oh."
856
01:13:31,922 --> 01:13:33,549
Look. Let me explain this--
857
01:13:33,924 --> 01:13:37,519
As of midnight, we're officially
excommunicating Alvin from the clubhouse.
858
01:13:37,928 --> 01:13:40,988
The clubhouse from fourth-freaking-grade?
You can't be serious.
859
01:13:41,165 --> 01:13:44,066
We shall never again speak to,
nor respond to any words...
860
01:13:44,234 --> 01:13:47,670
-...from the aforementioned Alvin Johnson.
-Chuck, man.
861
01:13:48,038 --> 01:13:51,132
Three, two, one.
862
01:13:51,308 --> 01:13:53,572
Walter.
863
01:13:56,947 --> 01:13:58,175
Fine, then.
864
01:13:58,382 --> 01:14:01,215
Dude, l don't need you losers.
865
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,145
Ain't my fault
you guys ain't getting no--
866
01:14:05,355 --> 01:14:08,017
Boobie? All you gave him
was a little boob action?
867
01:14:08,225 --> 01:14:09,351
That was all he wanted.
868
01:14:10,060 --> 01:14:12,688
-Was it good?
-l was good.
869
01:14:13,597 --> 01:14:17,658
Hello. What happened to the pact that we
wouldn't date each other's ex-boyfriends?
870
01:14:18,068 --> 01:14:22,596
This ain't Burger King.
You can't always have it your way.
871
01:14:23,273 --> 01:14:25,366
Come on, Zoe.
872
01:14:27,644 --> 01:14:29,612
Something is rotten in the hood.
873
01:14:29,980 --> 01:14:33,143
At first, l was gonna plan
a sort of blackmail angle on him.
874
01:14:33,317 --> 01:14:35,342
Then, after a great deal of research...
875
01:14:35,519 --> 01:14:38,147
...l realized he has nothing of value.
876
01:14:38,222 --> 01:14:42,625
So, here l am. l'm telling you.
He paid that girl to be his friend.
877
01:14:42,993 --> 01:14:45,723
Aretha, now, your brother
would never do such a thing.
878
01:14:47,498 --> 01:14:49,523
Pops, Moms, what's the deal?
879
01:14:49,733 --> 01:14:54,067
Hey, yo, no time for the victuals,
l gotta do my thug thizzle.
880
01:14:55,305 --> 01:14:57,330
Gotta have the pimp juice.
881
01:14:57,508 --> 01:14:59,100
l'll holler.
882
01:14:59,176 --> 01:15:04,239
Al, is there something that you want
to tell us about your engine part, son?
883
01:15:04,414 --> 01:15:09,511
That engine part
that is so very important to your future.
884
01:15:09,653 --> 01:15:14,181
You know what? That's a long story.
l'll put you up on game later on tonight.
885
01:15:14,358 --> 01:15:16,019
Let's make a long story short.
886
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:21,291
Did you or did you not squander
your future on some tramp girl?
887
01:15:22,166 --> 01:15:24,600
Moms...
888
01:15:25,636 --> 01:15:27,433
...nobody uses the word
"tramp" anymore.
889
01:15:27,638 --> 01:15:32,337
You know, it's more like
"chickenhead" or "hootchie."
890
01:15:33,243 --> 01:15:35,370
Plus, it's my future.
891
01:15:36,647 --> 01:15:38,239
And that's my ride to school.
892
01:15:38,415 --> 01:15:42,715
School? Liar. Today is Senior Ditch Day.
893
01:15:43,654 --> 01:15:46,282
You know what?
Little biscuithead is right.
894
01:15:47,357 --> 01:15:50,554
l'm gonna go to the beach,
check out some breezies...
895
01:15:50,727 --> 01:15:53,491
...put my feet in the water
and kick it with my crew.
896
01:15:53,697 --> 01:15:58,760
And l could have lied to y'all,
not even told y'all, but y'all my folks.
897
01:15:59,403 --> 01:16:02,702
And l ain't got nothing but love for you.
Let me get that.
898
01:16:06,076 --> 01:16:10,035
-Peace out.
-l told you so. l told you so. l told you so.
899
01:16:10,214 --> 01:16:14,480
The money he had for the engine,
that's what he used to pay that girl.
900
01:16:15,419 --> 01:16:19,788
Well, then that's gonna have to end
right now.
901
01:16:20,724 --> 01:16:22,555
Go on, get your purse.
902
01:16:24,862 --> 01:16:27,262
Yo, what's up, Al?
903
01:16:27,331 --> 01:16:29,492
Hi, Alvin.
904
01:16:40,377 --> 01:16:42,242
Wait.
905
01:16:42,412 --> 01:16:44,607
Let me do that for you.
906
01:16:50,787 --> 01:16:52,584
Good looking out.
907
01:16:52,756 --> 01:16:56,248
Why are these B's following us?
908
01:16:56,727 --> 01:16:59,821
Us? Why? We ain't on no date right now.
909
01:17:01,531 --> 01:17:04,694
Don't be mad.
l can't bring sand to the beach.
910
01:17:04,902 --> 01:17:08,235
Damn, man.
These shorties is really sweating you.
911
01:17:08,438 --> 01:17:10,702
Like gym socks.
912
01:17:14,745 --> 01:17:17,339
-Man, you doing it, baby.
-Yo, pimp, pimp, hooray.
913
01:17:17,414 --> 01:17:19,382
l ain't mad at you.
914
01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:23,110
Hey, Kadeem. l need to rap with Al.
915
01:17:32,362 --> 01:17:34,694
Handle that.
916
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,693
So, what's up, shorty?
917
01:17:38,869 --> 01:17:40,769
Shorty, huh?
918
01:17:42,539 --> 01:17:45,667
Look, l was thinking maybe
we should still hang out sometime.
919
01:17:45,842 --> 01:17:47,833
As friends.
920
01:17:48,779 --> 01:17:49,803
You're a great listener.
921
01:17:53,951 --> 01:17:58,388
So l guess your boy Anthony's neck didn't
taste as good as you made it look?
922
01:17:58,922 --> 01:18:00,412
Please. He's old and tired.
923
01:18:00,624 --> 01:18:03,855
Yeah. And now since l'm the coolest
thing since shoestrings...
924
01:18:04,795 --> 01:18:05,762
...you trying to get laced, right?
925
01:18:05,963 --> 01:18:07,260
Al.
926
01:18:07,464 --> 01:18:10,900
lf l'd known you was for sale,
l would've bought you sooner.
927
01:18:13,203 --> 01:18:15,467
Now, you need to slow your roll.
928
01:18:15,539 --> 01:18:18,702
How dare you stand in my face
popping that noise? Are you crazy?
929
01:18:19,343 --> 01:18:22,642
Look, l made you "Al."
930
01:18:23,447 --> 01:18:28,282
l will work overtime to break you, Alvin.
You got that?
931
01:18:30,988 --> 01:18:32,956
You can't break a real man, baby.
932
01:18:35,525 --> 01:18:36,822
l'm waiting for you.
933
01:18:39,696 --> 01:18:43,359
You gonna have to excuse me.
l'm all booked up.
934
01:18:43,433 --> 01:18:45,594
-Auditioning prom dates.
-Yeah.
935
01:18:45,902 --> 01:18:49,497
Now, there's a real catch.
She's given more rides than Greyhound.
936
01:18:49,773 --> 01:18:53,675
Yeah, but l bet you it won't cost me
$ 1500 for a ticket.
937
01:18:58,749 --> 01:19:01,809
Yeah. You don't have nothing
to say now, do you?
938
01:19:03,787 --> 01:19:04,947
Whatever.
939
01:19:05,589 --> 01:19:06,954
You don't need her no more, boo.
940
01:19:07,891 --> 01:19:10,621
-Yeah. That's what l'm talking about.
-Come on, let's dance.
941
01:19:10,994 --> 01:19:12,757
Dance?
942
01:21:07,978 --> 01:21:09,536
Do you really care about me?
943
01:21:09,613 --> 01:21:11,444
Of course l do, girl.
944
01:21:11,615 --> 01:21:13,583
Well, prove it.
945
01:21:16,019 --> 01:21:18,783
l always used to watch you. Yeah.
946
01:21:18,955 --> 01:21:20,752
And you....
947
01:21:21,391 --> 01:21:24,383
You inspired me...
948
01:21:24,528 --> 01:21:26,120
-...to write you a song.
-Really?
949
01:21:27,030 --> 01:21:28,827
Yeah. Yeah. lt goes like this.
950
01:21:29,132 --> 01:21:34,001
Olivia, me and you
We will rise
951
01:21:35,572 --> 01:21:37,733
Despite our fears inside
952
01:21:38,108 --> 01:21:40,633
Rumor has it today's Senior Ditch Day.
953
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:44,840
Dru Hilton.
954
01:21:46,016 --> 01:21:47,711
What's the deal, baby?
What brings you out here?
955
01:21:47,884 --> 01:21:50,614
Came to see Paris, man.
Where she at? Where she at?
956
01:21:50,787 --> 01:21:52,118
Yo. Thirty points last game?
957
01:21:52,756 --> 01:21:55,884
l'm balling, baby. What you know?
What you know?
958
01:21:56,126 --> 01:21:59,755
What's up? What's going on, dog,
you know what l'm saying?
959
01:22:01,598 --> 01:22:02,997
Dru.
960
01:22:04,701 --> 01:22:07,727
lt's been a while.
l wasn't expecting you in town so soon.
961
01:22:07,904 --> 01:22:11,772
You know, team got in a day early,
so l thought l'd surprise you.
962
01:22:13,109 --> 01:22:18,911
What do you say you and l
get out of here, just the two of us?
963
01:22:21,451 --> 01:22:23,612
You give me a chance to apologize.
964
01:22:23,853 --> 01:22:25,081
All right.
965
01:22:25,455 --> 01:22:26,922
Let me get my things.
966
01:22:31,027 --> 01:22:33,621
Damn, brother. lt's that easy, huh?
967
01:22:33,697 --> 01:22:37,531
Hey, hey, hey. Look, what goes
on the road, stays on the road.
968
01:22:43,106 --> 01:22:48,442
Besides, this girl, she's my first love. She
can't even picture being with anybody else.
969
01:22:49,012 --> 01:22:52,072
Yo, one of you fools
been trying to get with Paris?
970
01:22:52,749 --> 01:22:56,845
-Which one of you? Which one of you?
-Yo, chill, Dru, all right? lt wasn't me.
971
01:22:57,020 --> 01:22:59,113
She was Al Johnson's girl. Not mine.
972
01:22:59,489 --> 01:23:02,117
-Who?
-Al Johnson, man.
973
01:23:03,126 --> 01:23:06,095
See, the only Al Johnson l know
is Alvin Johnson.
974
01:23:07,097 --> 01:23:09,065
Yeah, he getting shorties now.
975
01:23:09,266 --> 01:23:11,063
Aquaman.
976
01:23:11,268 --> 01:23:12,792
All right.
977
01:23:14,904 --> 01:23:16,929
What's wrong?
978
01:23:17,007 --> 01:23:18,804
Why you looking at me like that?
979
01:23:20,143 --> 01:23:21,235
l hear you got yourself a new man.
980
01:23:24,114 --> 01:23:26,207
-Really, it's not--
-Whatever. Whatever.
981
01:23:27,150 --> 01:23:29,812
l didn't come back here
for you to lie in my face.
982
01:23:29,986 --> 01:23:31,248
We're done.
983
01:23:32,155 --> 01:23:34,146
-No. No, look. Wait.
-Get off me. Get off me!
984
01:23:34,524 --> 01:23:38,688
l swear. Look, l haven't moved on, Dru!
985
01:23:47,971 --> 01:23:51,031
-Alvin!
-Yo, Paris, where you going?
986
01:23:51,975 --> 01:23:56,776
Al, get out there. l need you
to go tell Dru about our deal.
987
01:23:56,980 --> 01:23:59,073
l'm kind of in the middle of something--
988
01:23:59,249 --> 01:24:03,743
Alvin, Dru is about to leave.
Please, just go tell him the truth.
989
01:24:03,953 --> 01:24:07,548
The truth is that we were dating,
l got over you, and that was that.
990
01:24:07,691 --> 01:24:09,852
-Al! Dru is--
-Paris, stop it.
991
01:24:10,026 --> 01:24:12,256
You're making a fool of yourself.
992
01:24:19,769 --> 01:24:21,828
Oh, so you won't tell Dru the truth...
993
01:24:22,038 --> 01:24:28,068
...because you're afraid that they'll find out
that you paid me to be your friend?
994
01:24:28,678 --> 01:24:32,739
Well, guess what. They just found out.
995
01:24:33,817 --> 01:24:36,547
He just wanted to be popular.
996
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:41,020
So he spent 1500 bucks on me
to hang out with him for two weeks.
997
01:24:42,726 --> 01:24:44,921
That's the truth.
998
01:24:47,831 --> 01:24:51,164
Well, technically,
the money was spent on the car.
999
01:24:51,368 --> 01:24:53,836
Olivia. What about our song?
1000
01:24:54,037 --> 01:24:56,767
We will rise
Despite those who burning us
1001
01:24:56,940 --> 01:25:00,000
-She burning us with the lie--
-Shut up.
1002
01:25:00,744 --> 01:25:02,143
Didn't have to push me.
1003
01:25:02,345 --> 01:25:06,714
That's my song! l wrote those words.
1004
01:25:15,725 --> 01:25:17,784
Yeah, what's that old saying?
1005
01:25:17,861 --> 01:25:21,695
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"?
Can l get an amen?
1006
01:25:22,332 --> 01:25:24,766
A hallelujah?
1007
01:25:26,269 --> 01:25:28,362
l was just trying to quote,
you know, an old philosopher.
1008
01:25:28,738 --> 01:25:33,368
l think it was Pimping Ken
or Aristotle or Chris Rock.
1009
01:25:33,743 --> 01:25:36,940
Serves him right.
Let's go. Come on, let's go.
1010
01:25:37,113 --> 01:25:39,081
Hey, y'all, wait up. Anthony. Ted.
1011
01:25:41,885 --> 01:25:44,615
Ted. Anthony.
1012
01:26:07,010 --> 01:26:09,376
Maybe l should just try
and look past all of this.
1013
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,805
Girl, you know Dru loves you.
He'll take you back.
1014
01:26:12,982 --> 01:26:15,007
No, l mean....
1015
01:26:17,454 --> 01:26:20,150
You know what l've been thinking, Zoe?
1016
01:26:23,193 --> 01:26:28,756
After graduation, l was thinking
of moving to San Francisco.
1017
01:26:29,332 --> 01:26:35,237
You know, take singing lessons. l mean,
l've been learning how to play guitar, girl.
1018
01:26:36,306 --> 01:26:37,295
Oh, get real, girl.
1019
01:26:37,474 --> 01:26:41,137
You're never gonna be
Alicia Keys or Norah Jones.
1020
01:26:41,344 --> 01:26:44,836
You're gonna be the wife of an NBA star.
1021
01:26:44,914 --> 01:26:47,781
Life doesn't get any better than that.
1022
01:26:48,284 --> 01:26:51,981
Hello? Paris?
1023
01:26:52,455 --> 01:26:54,150
Paris?
1024
01:27:34,264 --> 01:27:36,164
l need to talk to you, son.
1025
01:27:41,938 --> 01:27:44,463
Dad, l got all the condoms l could use.
1026
01:27:45,174 --> 01:27:47,506
Probably won't be needing any
in the near future.
1027
01:27:48,378 --> 01:27:49,845
Well, look. Why don't you get up, son...
1028
01:27:50,046 --> 01:27:53,038
...because your future is what l'm here
to talk to you about.
1029
01:27:57,186 --> 01:28:00,952
That's right. l got your camshaft.
1030
01:28:01,024 --> 01:28:05,290
Now, you probably gonna have
to work like hell to pay this thing off...
1031
01:28:05,461 --> 01:28:09,261
...but l don't want you to worry about that
till you finish that engine up.
1032
01:28:09,799 --> 01:28:11,994
lt's probably too late.
1033
01:28:12,168 --> 01:28:16,104
And l have to rebuild the engine
to the new camshaft...
1034
01:28:16,272 --> 01:28:18,502
...then retest it.
1035
01:28:19,075 --> 01:28:20,975
lt's a lot of work.
1036
01:28:21,144 --> 01:28:25,979
Okay, then get off your ass
and handle your business.
1037
01:28:28,284 --> 01:28:30,980
Look, Alvin. Look, man.
1038
01:28:31,154 --> 01:28:36,251
When l was in school, l was one
of the coolest dudes at the school.
1039
01:28:36,459 --> 01:28:41,089
l was something else, man.
l had the whole game working.
1040
01:28:42,265 --> 01:28:44,825
And l guess l kind
of just always wanted you...
1041
01:28:44,968 --> 01:28:49,029
...to have that same kind
of fun that l did.
1042
01:28:54,210 --> 01:28:56,542
But you know why that was?
1043
01:28:57,180 --> 01:28:59,375
See, it was because, see...
1044
01:29:00,316 --> 01:29:02,307
...l didn't have your brains.
1045
01:29:04,454 --> 01:29:06,445
l didn't have your potential.
1046
01:29:07,090 --> 01:29:08,921
None of that, man.
1047
01:29:10,193 --> 01:29:11,353
But you....
1048
01:29:11,527 --> 01:29:14,428
From day one, me and your mama...
1049
01:29:14,631 --> 01:29:19,193
...we always knew, man, that you was just
gonna achieve some great things for us.
1050
01:29:21,137 --> 01:29:23,970
l don't know, l guess maybe l was...
1051
01:29:24,140 --> 01:29:27,507
...maybe a little jealous or something.
l don't know.
1052
01:29:27,877 --> 01:29:30,107
But l'm gonna tell you something, though.
1053
01:29:34,384 --> 01:29:37,217
l have always...
1054
01:29:37,387 --> 01:29:40,481
...always been proud of you, son.
1055
01:29:48,364 --> 01:29:51,265
l been damn proud of you, man.
1056
01:30:43,953 --> 01:30:46,148
Look who's awake.
1057
01:30:46,289 --> 01:30:48,189
You finished it.
1058
01:30:48,725 --> 01:30:51,091
Congratulations, it looks good.
1059
01:30:52,562 --> 01:30:54,621
Yeah, thanks. Hey, guys, look--
1060
01:30:55,465 --> 01:30:56,261
Man, save your breath.
1061
01:30:57,734 --> 01:31:00,328
Look, come on, guys. Don't go. l was--
1062
01:31:00,536 --> 01:31:04,336
-What's the matter with the Galaxie?
-lt's none of your concern.
1063
01:31:38,307 --> 01:31:42,368
The scholarship committee's probably gonna
want to look at this engine next week.
1064
01:31:42,545 --> 01:31:46,606
Other than that, y'all needed an engine.
1065
01:32:01,497 --> 01:32:04,295
Set the screen! Set the screen!
1066
01:32:06,035 --> 01:32:08,299
There it is. There it is.
1067
01:32:09,605 --> 01:32:12,506
Thirty seconds remaining in the half.
1068
01:32:18,214 --> 01:32:20,739
Get back, get back.
Come on, Ted. Come on, Ted.
1069
01:32:26,389 --> 01:32:29,552
-Basket by number 32.
-Hey, that was your man.
1070
01:32:29,725 --> 01:32:31,556
You got to call a switch.
1071
01:32:33,362 --> 01:32:35,694
See, this is the reason why we're losing.
1072
01:32:36,065 --> 01:32:37,623
Because we're infected with losers.
1073
01:32:37,834 --> 01:32:40,325
Stay focused on the game, man.
Forget them.
1074
01:32:40,536 --> 01:32:41,764
Oh, man.
1075
01:32:42,271 --> 01:32:46,765
Attention, losers,
get out of my good-luck seats now!
1076
01:32:47,577 --> 01:32:49,374
No, we're gonna sit where we want.
1077
01:32:49,545 --> 01:32:51,536
Oh, you think it's a game, huh?
1078
01:32:52,181 --> 01:32:54,149
Get up or get beat down.
1079
01:32:54,350 --> 01:32:58,286
Yo, Ted, let's go, man. Let's go
to the locker room. We're running plays.
1080
01:32:58,454 --> 01:32:59,716
Move now.
1081
01:33:02,725 --> 01:33:04,784
You wanna beat somebody up,
huh, tough guy?
1082
01:33:05,194 --> 01:33:07,424
He just asked for an ass-whupping.
1083
01:33:07,496 --> 01:33:09,191
l've been waiting for this.
1084
01:33:09,365 --> 01:33:11,697
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Ted.
1085
01:33:11,868 --> 01:33:14,336
l'll beat you like you stole something.
1086
01:33:14,503 --> 01:33:16,403
Go ahead.
1087
01:33:16,572 --> 01:33:18,631
Start beating.
1088
01:33:18,841 --> 01:33:21,674
Can't beat me no worse
than l been beating myself...
1089
01:33:21,878 --> 01:33:24,278
...for wanting to be friends with you.
1090
01:33:25,248 --> 01:33:27,478
All this time,
l was just fronting to be cool.
1091
01:33:29,118 --> 01:33:32,349
Because l didn't have the balls enough
to be myself.
1092
01:33:33,589 --> 01:33:36,353
So instead,
l started dissing my real friends.
1093
01:33:36,559 --> 01:33:39,551
But, hey, this is who l am.
1094
01:33:39,629 --> 01:33:42,655
Alvin Johnson. Pool boy.
1095
01:33:47,403 --> 01:33:51,339
l like blended mocha lattes,
with a little foam on the top.
1096
01:33:53,509 --> 01:33:55,409
l like Michael Jackson's Bad album.
1097
01:33:59,815 --> 01:34:01,544
This is me.
1098
01:34:01,751 --> 01:34:04,686
And l ain't afraid to admit it.
1099
01:34:06,489 --> 01:34:08,354
So go ahead, Ted.
1100
01:34:08,758 --> 01:34:10,316
Do it.
1101
01:34:10,893 --> 01:34:12,656
Hit me.
1102
01:34:13,296 --> 01:34:14,854
And l'm gonna show you who's bad.
1103
01:34:15,898 --> 01:34:17,729
-Ted, what you gonna do?
-Yeah, Ted.
1104
01:34:18,668 --> 01:34:20,329
Who's bad?
1105
01:34:20,503 --> 01:34:22,494
You are a freak!
1106
01:34:25,608 --> 01:34:27,701
Yeah.
1107
01:34:28,778 --> 01:34:29,802
-Take your boy.
-Chill, we got him.
1108
01:34:30,179 --> 01:34:32,545
Yeah, you chill. You chill.
1109
01:35:33,909 --> 01:35:35,501
All right.
1110
01:35:38,347 --> 01:35:39,177
Alvin.
1111
01:35:39,949 --> 01:35:42,417
Alvin, stop.
1112
01:35:42,485 --> 01:35:45,511
Hey. Hey, baby.
1113
01:35:45,788 --> 01:35:49,952
l've been thinking. l'm gonna give you
one more chance to apologize.
1114
01:35:52,361 --> 01:35:53,828
l have other dreams.
1115
01:35:54,530 --> 01:35:57,829
Other dreams? l'm your meal ticket.
1116
01:35:58,034 --> 01:35:59,661
Pool boy, right? You bugging.
1117
01:35:59,869 --> 01:36:01,734
Alvin, stop.
1118
01:36:02,405 --> 01:36:04,771
-Alvin, l know. l know what you're thinking.
-No.
1119
01:36:04,940 --> 01:36:07,875
-You think you know.
-No. l know.
1120
01:36:08,611 --> 01:36:11,739
You're all mad at yourself
and feeling like some kind of fool...
1121
01:36:11,914 --> 01:36:16,248
...because you've been fronting
about who you are for two weeks?
1122
01:36:16,419 --> 01:36:18,751
l been fronting about who l am,
who l wanna be...
1123
01:36:18,921 --> 01:36:21,355
...for as long as l can even remember.
1124
01:36:21,524 --> 01:36:23,754
And on the real, l'm tired--
1125
01:41:08,210 --> 01:41:09,177
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1126
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