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2x05 - Armor Wars
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[Pepper]
Tony, come in.
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Are you there?
Are you alive?
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Are you ignoring me?
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I better not be on mute,
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Or I swear I'll hide
your video games again.
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You've been m.i.a.
all weekend, man,
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And you shut down
the armor's radio link, too.
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What's up with that?
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[Tony]
sorry, guys.
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I-- I just need some time
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To think alone.
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Alone?
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Uh-oh.
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You're still down
about the ghost situation?
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How can I not be?
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He stole everything.
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My armor specs,
even my secret identity.
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At least he says
he's not gonna tell anyone.
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Until I turn 18 and inherit
Stark international.
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Then he's gonna blackmail me.
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Nice guy.
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[Rhodey]
wait, where are you headed?
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[groans]
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You're gonna spy on Hammer
and Stane again, aren't you?
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Yeah, I am.
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They bought the specs off ghost.
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I got find out what those two jerks
are doing with them.
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Take them down
any way you can, Tony.
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[electronic pulses]
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What the--
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Hey. Hey!
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No!
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Oh, no. All those people.
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[Rhodey]
hurry, man!
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Go! Go! Go!
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[Pepper]
those kids!
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You have to save them!
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Not gonna make it.
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I-- I can't.
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♪ he is a man on a mission ♪
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♪ in armor
of toxic ammunition ♪
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♪ trapped on the edge
of an endless game ♪
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♪ his teenage life
will never be the same ♪
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♪ in a dangerous world,
he does all he can ♪
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♪ he's Iron Man ♪
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♪ Iron Man ♪
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[beep]
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Oh, no, Tony!
No!
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Don't worry, citizens.
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Shockwave is here.
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[crowd gasps]
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And keep them always safe
when force is around.
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Remember, stay in school,
drink your milk,
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And don't do drugs.
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Wow, new superheroes.
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They saved your skin, dude.
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You are so lucky.
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Lucky?
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Maybe you didn't notice,
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Those armor suits
are my design.
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Hey, you're right.
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Hey, why didn't you
think of going blue?
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It's a way cooler color
and it has a nice--
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Oh.
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[crowd cheers]
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This is irritating me
to no end.
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Go get your armor back, Tony.
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They stole your armor.
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Vengeance, punisher style.
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Force, Shockwave,
that was simply amazing.
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Who are you?
Where do you come from?
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What do you do?
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Saving people's lives
is what we do.
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We weren't supposed
to go public so soon.
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But when saw people in trouble,
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We couldn't just stand by.
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They don't call us
the guardsmen for nothing.
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The guardsmen.
Can you tell us more?
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Guardsmen are an elite team
of superheroes
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Created by the brilliant minds
of Stark international.
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Mainly our boss,
Obadiah Stane.
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Stane. I knew it.
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Ugh, this is about to get rough.
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I've heard enough,
you fakes.
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[crowd gasps]
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Well, if it isn't Iron Man.
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We're big fans, you know?
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Oh, I bet you are.
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You stole the armor designs
from me.
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Stole?
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It's an homage.
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Homage?
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It's obvious,
looking what you're wearing.
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Now, take off that armor
before I take it off you!
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[crowd gasps]
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Someone's a little hot
under their iron collar.
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Especially considering
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We just saved
all these citizens' lives.
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Yeah, mate.
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Where were you
when that crane fell, eh?
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I-- I wasn't fast enough.
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That's because you're outdated,
Iron Man.
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Meet the future
of superheroes.
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Force!
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And Shockwave.
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[both]
the guardsmen!
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[male newscaster]
the guardsmen wowed the crowd
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With an amazing display
of highly advanced armor,
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Making even Iron Man jealous.
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Jealous? Their armor
was cheap knockoff junk.
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Low-rent pieces of--
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You can't listen
to these stupid celebrity
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Gossip show programs.
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[whispers]
Rhodey, are we recording this?
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Look, man, there was
nothing you could do.
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But even if they're rip-offs,
they did save a lot of lives.
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Tony, aren't you
even paying attention?
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I'm not ignoring you.
I'm working out a plan.
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You're drowning everything out.
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It's what you do
when you're depressed.
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I'm multitasking.
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It's what geniuses do.
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[groans]
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Maybe we're blowing
this all out of proportion.
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It's only two suits.
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It's not like Stane's
built an army.
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Everyone will forget about
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These two corporate posers
by tomorrow.
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Trust me.
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When am I ever wrong?
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[happy]
So then Shockwave,
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Who has
the coolest french accent,
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Is all, "watch me safely
vibrate your cat
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Down out of that tree."
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And force shoots out
like a force hand
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That catches the cat!
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Oh, yeah.
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The guardsmen
bring the awesome.
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Force really does have
the chicest armor.
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I would go for a magenta look
I think with high heels.
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If you ever build her armor,
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I will seriously pull out
your spleen,
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Then I'll delete you
from my myface friends forever.
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[sighs]
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Can't you guys see those jerks
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Straight up stole
their suits from Iron Man?
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They're just rip-offs.
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Oh, easy there, Stark.
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You just wished you had
super high-tech armor
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Like Force and Shockwave.
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[sighs]
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Dude, where you been?
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You missed a pop quiz in--
what is that?
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Building your own video games?
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No.
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Let's just say
they're little gift boxes.
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Let me guess,
for Force and Shockwave, right?
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I call them negator packs.
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Man, how far
are you gonna take this?
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You know,
you never patented the armor.
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Because if I did,
I'd have to reveal my identity.
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But since your armor
isn't patented,
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These guys haven't
broken any laws.
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Just because it's legal
doesn't mean it's right, Rhodey.
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These guys could do
real good with that armor,
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Just like you and me.
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And maybe someday even--
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What are you guys doing?
Taking a nap?
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There's a robbery
on 53rd and roberson.
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[female newscaster]
the Maggia are reestablishing
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Themselves as a criminal force
to be reckoned with.
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Iron Man can handle
this one alone.
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[alarms wail]
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There is no
cybernetic interface here.
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There's nothing here!
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We've been setup.
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Someone on the inside
lied to me.
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[electricity crackles]
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Heads up!
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[both grunt]
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Let me give you a hand.
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Please, really.
It's all in a days work.
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We're here for you.
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[crowd cheers]
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Whoa, these guys
beat you every time.
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They are on it.
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Yeah, but fighting Maggia
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Is like playing on easy
in a first-person shooter.
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I'd like to see those two
take on a real threat.
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[electricity crackles]
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I don't know who you are,
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But prepare to fall
by the hand of count Nefaria.
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[grunts]
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Count Nefaria?
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In the flesh.
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[strains]
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[electricity crackles]
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[grunts]
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Okay, as much as I don't
want to help these guys,
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Nefaria is trouble.
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[grunts]
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Let me go!
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[cries out]
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[force]
out of the park!
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Another days work for--
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[both]
the guardsmen!
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[crowd cheers]
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So you not only steal my armor,
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But now my thunder, too.
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You guys barely did anything!
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Well, if it isn't iron loser.
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You're obsolete, chum.
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It's time to mover over
for the real heroes.
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Last time, give me my armor
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Right now!
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Why don't you come and take it?
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That's the best blast
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Your cheap knockoff armor
can give?
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Hey, who you calling cheap?
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There's a reason
they made us a little more--
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Rip-off-able?
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Affordable.
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How else is Stark international
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Gonna mass produce our armor?
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Mass produce?
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There's gonna be an entire army
of guardsmen
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By early next year.
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That's it!
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You're so into my designs,
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Check these out!
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What the--
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I call them negator packs.
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[both strain]
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Don't worry,
you may not be able to move,
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But you're a 100% fine.
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Your armor on the other hand,
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Well, it's kind of fried
beyond repair.
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Now, to see who you are.
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[crowd jeering]
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[crowd boos]
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Hey-- hey, watch it!
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Those guys are frauds.
Look at their armor.
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They stole it from me.
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Seriously?
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Oh, come on!
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They booed me.
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That was so--
they actually booed me.
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Please, you of all people
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Shouldn't care
what anyone thinks.
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In this case,
maybe he should.
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So far the guardsmen
have only been doing good.
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Helping people.
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If Stane is involved,
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It cannot be as innocent
as it looks.
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[male announcer]
we interrupt this program
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To bring you
a public service announcement
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From Stark international.
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Speak of the devil.
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People of america,
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You're safety
is the utmost importance
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To Stark international.
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Our number-one priority is you.
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Give me a break.
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There is a rogue vigilante
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Taking to the streets,
267
00:11:19,744 --> 00:11:21,378
Damaging private property,
268
00:11:21,412 --> 00:11:23,080
Risking innocent lives.
269
00:11:23,114 --> 00:11:25,682
It's time Iron Man
is brought to justice
270
00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:29,786
For the safety of you
and the children.
271
00:11:29,821 --> 00:11:33,356
Oh, that is not for real.
272
00:11:33,391 --> 00:11:35,392
Wait, is that for real?
273
00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:36,793
It's on every channel.
274
00:11:41,132 --> 00:11:43,233
And don't miss
the Stark international
275
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,968
Guardsmen expo this Saturday.
276
00:11:45,002 --> 00:11:48,138
I will personally introduce the latest
members of the guardsmen.
277
00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:50,741
And don't forget,
free balloons for the kids.
278
00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:51,775
[yells]
279
00:11:51,809 --> 00:11:54,111
You jerk!
What did you do that for?
280
00:11:54,145 --> 00:11:57,114
Stane just called for my arrest
on national television.
281
00:11:57,148 --> 00:11:58,815
How do you want me to react?
282
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:01,251
How about not
like a little kid?
283
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,887
I told you,
you fight other superheroes
284
00:12:03,921 --> 00:12:04,921
Without looking bad.
285
00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:06,256
Don't you get it?
286
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,525
Stane's so popular
with the board now
287
00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,994
He could take Stark
international away from me.
288
00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:13,063
You care more about
bring down Stane
289
00:12:13,097 --> 00:12:14,264
Than helping people.
290
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,632
Whose side are you on here?
291
00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:17,868
The right side.
292
00:12:17,902 --> 00:12:20,637
Rhodey!
293
00:12:20,671 --> 00:12:23,106
Just let him go, Tony.
294
00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:30,947
[applause]
295
00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:33,350
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
296
00:12:33,384 --> 00:12:35,719
Obadiah, Stark international
297
00:12:35,753 --> 00:12:38,855
Is poised to be the number one
corporation in the world
298
00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:40,223
Overtaking
Hammer multinational.
299
00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:43,059
We might have to rethink
Tony Stark taking over
300
00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:44,461
When he turns 18.
301
00:12:44,495 --> 00:12:49,065
Really? I know the plan was
always to give it to Stark.
302
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,468
But whom am I
to question the board?
303
00:12:51,502 --> 00:12:54,271
We asked for Iron Man,
and you delivered.
304
00:12:54,305 --> 00:12:55,539
Congratulations.
305
00:12:55,573 --> 00:12:58,608
Oh, but the best
is yet to come.
306
00:12:58,643 --> 00:12:59,876
Wait until the expo.
307
00:12:59,911 --> 00:13:02,813
Then new guardsmen
is the ultimate armor yet.
308
00:13:02,847 --> 00:13:05,348
[chattering]
309
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:12,422
What?
Are you addicted to thing?
310
00:13:12,456 --> 00:13:15,158
It helps me think.
311
00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:19,763
We'll I have something else
you need to obsess over.
312
00:13:19,797 --> 00:13:21,298
This better be good.
313
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:22,666
I'm on the 83rd level,
314
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,202
And I just found
the plus-10 plasmatron.
315
00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:27,070
I've been doing
some serious research,
316
00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:28,371
Digging into these guys.
317
00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:30,807
This is the security camera
at the crane accident.
318
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:35,512
Yeah, Pepper,
thanks for reminding me.
319
00:13:35,546 --> 00:13:36,580
No.
320
00:13:36,614 --> 00:13:39,015
Watch the controls this time.
321
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:41,518
See those controls,
how they looked forced?
322
00:13:41,552 --> 00:13:42,886
Wait.
323
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,522
Force caused the crane
to swing out over the people?
324
00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:46,556
It gets better.
325
00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:47,624
[beeps]
326
00:13:47,658 --> 00:13:49,159
The crane vibrated
327
00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:51,728
To shake loose the metal.
328
00:13:51,762 --> 00:13:53,230
Shockwave.
329
00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:54,264
The guardsmen--
330
00:13:54,298 --> 00:13:55,565
Caused the accident
331
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,766
That they claimed
to be stopping.
332
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,368
Oh, no.
333
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:02,505
Putting people in danger
to save them for good press.
334
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,074
Oh, and there's more.
335
00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:09,479
Is that the FBI database again?
336
00:14:09,513 --> 00:14:10,647
It's totally a pain
337
00:14:10,681 --> 00:14:11,915
Because dad changes
the password
338
00:14:11,949 --> 00:14:13,483
Like 10 times a day.
339
00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:14,551
Look at this.
340
00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:18,255
Lancaster sneed, who's that?
341
00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,657
An aussie noted
for his kung-fu skills
342
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:22,092
And a wanted man.
343
00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:24,628
But you might know him
better as Shockwave.
344
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,663
How did you get his identity?
345
00:14:26,697 --> 00:14:28,632
Well, unlike you, he doesn't
have a good voice modulator.
346
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,567
I got a voice print
right off the tv news.
347
00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:33,303
Nice.
348
00:14:33,337 --> 00:14:35,071
And the other one? Force?
349
00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:36,473
That was harder
350
00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:37,941
Because he's not such
a loudmouth.
351
00:14:37,975 --> 00:14:41,811
But here he is.
Clayton wilson, aka forcefield.
352
00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,380
He's such a big bruiser.
353
00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:46,950
Wanted for grand theft,
hijacking, and assault.
354
00:14:46,984 --> 00:14:50,420
Associated of sneed,
both former Maggia gangsters.
355
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,923
I'm thinking the Maggia job
was a setup as well.
356
00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:55,659
They baited Nefaria in
just to bust him on tv.
357
00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:57,494
Pepper Pots private eye.
358
00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:59,162
I could kiss you.
359
00:14:59,196 --> 00:15:00,630
What's stopping you?
360
00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:06,970
Uh, right.
361
00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:09,773
Uh, now we just
have to find away
362
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:12,342
To expose Force and Shockwave
as wanted criminals.
363
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:14,244
But how?
364
00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:18,949
By revealing
my secret identity.
365
00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:29,504
[crowd cheers]
366
00:15:40,683 --> 00:15:42,884
Welcome to the
Stark international
367
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:44,052
Guardsmen expo.
368
00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:45,453
You, the public,
369
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,323
Have already embraced
our new corporate superheroes,
370
00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:54,162
Force and Shockwave.
371
00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:56,497
[claps]
372
00:15:56,532 --> 00:15:59,267
But now, I have
the honor of introducing
373
00:15:59,301 --> 00:16:00,868
The newest member
of the guardsmen.
374
00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:02,870
Say hello to our little friend
375
00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:08,142
Firepower!
376
00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:21,656
Firepower is equipped with the most
advanced weapons available.
377
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,434
Take the terminax missile
378
00:16:33,469 --> 00:16:35,269
Which can level a city block!
379
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,712
Oh, no.
That's my hulkbuster armor.
380
00:16:44,747 --> 00:16:46,781
Keep your cool.
Just wait for the right moment.
381
00:16:46,815 --> 00:16:48,082
Comprende?
382
00:16:48,117 --> 00:16:49,350
[Tony]
in the wrong hands,
383
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:51,152
The hulkbuster can be used
as a weapon
384
00:16:51,186 --> 00:16:52,353
That can hurt thousands.
385
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:54,255
I can't let that happen.
386
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:56,624
I won't.
Seeing that armor,
387
00:16:56,659 --> 00:17:00,061
Now I realize this whole thing
isn't about me ego.
388
00:17:00,095 --> 00:17:01,062
And it's not about vengeance.
389
00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:04,699
It's about saving lives.
390
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,900
[Rhodey]
that's the most sensible thing
391
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,468
I've heard you say in weeks.
392
00:17:07,503 --> 00:17:09,537
[Tony]
Rhodey? What brought you back?
393
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,439
I figured while you were out
fighting Stane,
394
00:17:11,473 --> 00:17:13,441
I'd finally have a chance
to play your video games.
395
00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:14,742
[laughs]
you jerk.
396
00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:16,377
[Rhodey]
seriously, dude,
397
00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:18,446
Even when we have
a major disagreement,
398
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,881
I still got your back.
399
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:23,918
Good, because
I'm gonna need you.
400
00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:27,655
And if Iron Man had the guts
to show his face here today,
401
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:29,157
Which he won't,
402
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:32,493
Firepower's advanced weapons
would bring him to his knees.
403
00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,395
Well, here I am, goldilocks.
404
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:41,669
Easy, I'm not here to fight.
405
00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:43,337
I'm here to turn myself in.
406
00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:44,572
[crowd chatters]
407
00:17:45,974 --> 00:17:48,276
I'm prepared to reveal
my true identity,
408
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,446
But only if the guardsmen
reveal their identities first.
409
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,449
What? No way, pal.
410
00:17:54,483 --> 00:17:55,683
Why not?
411
00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:58,753
After all, you are superheroes
you can trust.
412
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,121
Isn't that what
your commercials say?
413
00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:02,056
[crowd jeering]
414
00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:06,294
[man]
come on!
415
00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:07,762
[man 2]
show your faces!
416
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,963
Iron Man,
417
00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:10,998
You are the criminal here,
not the guardsmen.
418
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:12,400
Oh, really?
419
00:18:12,434 --> 00:18:13,801
I think you might be wrong.
420
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,438
Because they sure look
like criminals to me.
421
00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:19,040
[crowd gasps]
422
00:18:21,877 --> 00:18:23,644
How did he find out?
423
00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:24,779
Am I wrong?
424
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,281
If I am, just take off
your helmets and prove it.
425
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,421
[cries out]
426
00:18:35,624 --> 00:18:37,425
[clamoring]
427
00:18:39,294 --> 00:18:44,098
I am not going back to jail
because of those two fools.
428
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,199
[grunts]
429
00:19:06,088 --> 00:19:07,622
[Pepper]
they're getting a lot better
430
00:19:07,656 --> 00:19:09,023
At using their armor.
431
00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:17,698
Time to end this right now!
432
00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:22,503
Or not.
433
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:25,206
[Shockwave]
we learned from the last time,
iron moron.
434
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,441
No little box
is gonna erupt firepower.
435
00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:34,549
[crowd gasps]
436
00:19:42,691 --> 00:19:45,426
You're putting
people in danger,
437
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,694
Not helping!
438
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,830
The only person in danger
439
00:19:48,864 --> 00:19:49,831
Is you!
440
00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:50,865
[grunts]
441
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,202
[grunts]
442
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,237
[strains]
443
00:20:00,342 --> 00:20:03,211
Computer, reroute power
444
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,780
Into secondary systems.
445
00:20:05,814 --> 00:20:07,248
[energy pulses]
446
00:20:14,857 --> 00:20:17,625
Bringing down Iron Man
is my first assignment?
447
00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,694
I'll take it!
448
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,968
[cries out]
449
00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:34,342
Ha! And I didn't have to use
my big guns on the old tin man.
450
00:20:42,251 --> 00:20:43,517
Three against one?
451
00:20:43,552 --> 00:20:45,152
Let's even out these odds.
452
00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:47,355
We ain't paid enough for this.
453
00:20:47,389 --> 00:20:52,627
I don't know if we can take on
Iron Man and War Machine.
454
00:20:52,661 --> 00:20:55,329
Let see you stand up against
the terminax.
455
00:20:59,401 --> 00:21:00,534
Oh, no.
456
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:01,669
If that thing hits--
457
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,474
[Pepper]
come on. Come on!
458
00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:07,642
[grunts]
459
00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:19,420
Give it up, man.
460
00:21:19,454 --> 00:21:20,688
It's over.
461
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:26,560
Too bad I got bigger guns than--
462
00:21:29,097 --> 00:21:31,165
Too bad I know where
your motor circuits are.
463
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,537
Yup.
Cheap materials.
464
00:21:36,571 --> 00:21:40,107
Now, what do we do
about Force and Shockwave?
465
00:21:40,142 --> 00:21:41,542
Did you see that?
466
00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:44,111
Oy, we can't stop both of them.
467
00:21:44,146 --> 00:21:45,579
We give up!
468
00:21:45,614 --> 00:21:47,448
We're through!
We surrender!
469
00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:52,787
[crowd cheers]
470
00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:57,625
They used fake identities
471
00:21:57,659 --> 00:21:59,827
To get hired
by Stark international.
472
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,128
In all honesty,
473
00:22:01,163 --> 00:22:02,563
We were as duped
as everyone else.
474
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:06,200
Oh. I'm so sure, chrome dome.
475
00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:07,902
What a phony.
476
00:22:07,936 --> 00:22:09,103
Can you believe him?
477
00:22:09,137 --> 00:22:11,272
Well, at least
Stark international
478
00:22:11,306 --> 00:22:12,640
Won't be building
anymore guardsmen.
479
00:22:12,674 --> 00:22:15,142
And Iron Man is the city's
favorite hero again,
480
00:22:15,177 --> 00:22:16,644
And War Machine.
481
00:22:16,678 --> 00:22:18,079
Mostly War Machine.
482
00:22:18,113 --> 00:22:20,114
Let's not go that far.
483
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,658
Despite that hideous debacle,
484
00:22:30,692 --> 00:22:35,463
The guardsmen field test
was a resounding success.
485
00:22:37,132 --> 00:22:39,200
It seems the bugs
have been worked out, sir.
486
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,035
This will greatly improve
the designs
487
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,603
Of the primary project.
488
00:22:45,007 --> 00:22:47,942
Then it's time to commence
project monger.
489
00:22:52,943 --> 00:22:55,943
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