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2x03 - Look into the Light
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I'm a busy man, Mr. Fix.
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I have things
I'd rather be doing.
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Base jumping, swimming with
sharks, chasing beautiful women.
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You know, dangerous things.
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Anything other than putting your
sorry cybernetics back on schedule.
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I'm working as fast as I can,
Mr. Hammer.
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The tech is still untested.
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No excuses, Fix.
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After all, I have strong stake
in your future
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here at Hammer Multinational.
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No. No, I-- Please.
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It's finished.
Everything is in readiness.
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Activating the energy cycle.
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Light amplification at 87%
and increasing.
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[electricity crackles]
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It's working.
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It's beautiful!
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It cost as much
as my floating ocean fortress.
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But what Justin Hammer wants,
Justin Hammer gets.
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A Living Laser.
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♪ He is a man on a mission ♪
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♪ In armor
of high tech ammunition ♪
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♪ Trapped on the edge
of an endless game ♪
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♪ His teenage life
will never be the same ♪
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♪ In a dangerous world,
he does all he can ♪
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♪ He's Iron Man ♪
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♪ Iron Man ♪
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[beep]
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How's Tony?
Is he feeling better?
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He's still banged up,
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but Dr. Yingsing says
he'll be okay
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as long as he doesn't
strain his heart.
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I'm gonna be fine.
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Seriously, you two
are worst than parents.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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You supposed
to be taking it easy.
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You used to bug me
about not going to school.
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Now, I'm going to school,
and you're telling me to stay home.
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Make up your minds already.
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I'm not gonna sit around
and do nothing
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while Gene Kahn
is still out there.
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You were almost killed, dude.
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The least you can do
is stay in bed and rest.
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Rhodey's right, you're still hurt.
You look pale, sickly.
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You're in no condition
to go after Gene.
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Thanks, Pepper.
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Listen,
as long as he's out there
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searching for the rings,
I can't rest.
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Athletes play hurt
and so do I.
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What the--
My locker is covered in--
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[gags]
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What is this?
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[laughs]
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Prank war, baby!
Remember in computer class
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when you posted
my baby pictures?
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That was like months ago.
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And I never got you back.
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So I'm declaring a prank war!
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Prank war till one of us surrenders!
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Happy, I'm seriously
not in the mood for this.
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Prank war, baby!
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Whoa! Yeah!
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You're going down.
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It's chocolate syrup.
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At least that better be
chocolate syrup.
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[shutters]
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I'm gonna go and, um--
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[gags]
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Wash my hands.
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[electricity crackles]
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The Living Laser,
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I have big plans for you,
my friend.
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It's--
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It's starting to come back.
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Pieces.
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I remember my name
is Arthur Parks,
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the Living Laser.
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I remember hatred
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for Iron Man.
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But when I got sick,
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he was the only one
who tried to help me.
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So I helped him defeat AIM.
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But then there was nothing,
like sleep.
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Just empty.
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What happened to me?
How did I get here?
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You were supposed to wipe
his memory.
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I want him a blank slate
I can program.
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A minor bug.
I'm correcting it now.
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[beeps]
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[strains]
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Curious.
I'm getting feedback.
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[strains]
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[cries out]
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[grunts]
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It's me?
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[grunts]
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What have you done to me?
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[grunts]
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Please, help me.
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I don't understand what's happening.
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Fix, do something!
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No! Leave me alone!
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[strains]
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[cries out]
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I don't know what's going on,
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but there's one person
that will help me.
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I have to find--
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Tony Stark.
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No sign of Tony.
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Maybe Tony got taken back
to the hospital.
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Or worse,
maybe he got detention!
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Will you calm down?
Let me call him.
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[cell phone beeps]
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Tony, where exactly are you?
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Exactly, about 700 feet
in the air.
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Huh?
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I went to the armory
straight after 6th period.
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Taking the Mark II out
for a spin.
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[Rhodey]
Testing the armor?
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We could have done
that stuff for you.
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I can handle this myself.
Besides--
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[Computer]
Signal dropped.
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There's crazy interference in the air
disrupting communication signals.
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And it's moving?
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If these readings are right,
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it's flying above the city
at the speed of light.
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[grunts]
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Arthur Parks?
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Tony Stark.
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I thought you--
You disintegrated.
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It's great you're back--
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Whoa!
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[grunts]
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Laser!
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I-- I thought we were friends!
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You thought wrong!
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[strains]
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Just like Gene.
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You're just another lying,
using, backstabber.
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Aw, you're breaking my heart.
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[grunts]
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Oh, man.
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I won't lie, that one stung a little.
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[Computer]
Alert.
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Strain to user's heart
detected.
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Recommend one hour
recharge time.
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Great, first Rhodey and Pepper,
now my system's on their side.
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Computer, run batch script
for previous Living Laser protocols.
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[Computer]
Script in progress.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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None of the old tactics
are working.
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It's like the Living Laser
is different.
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Transformed.
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[strains]
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Okay, that's new.
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[grunts]
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Activate sonic cannons.
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[grunts]
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[pants]
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He's not answering our calls.
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I'm gonna suit up
and look for him.
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I know where he is.
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[groans]
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Now, this time you hide,
and I'll seek.
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I got ambushed
by the Living Laser.
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The Living Laser is back?
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I thought you said
he changed his ways.
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I was wrong.
I was wrong about Gene,
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and I was wrong about
the Living Laser.
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Everything is just wrong.
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[alarms sound]
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That's the intruder alarm.
Somebody's inside the armory.
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[electricity crackles]
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- Back to finish me off?
- What?
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Tony, no.
I tracked your energy signature.
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I need your help.
I don't know what's going on.
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I woke up
and there was another me.
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I was inside some strange place
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and there were two men
I didn't recognize.
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And I know it sounds crazy,
but I think I've been split in two.
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[chuckles]
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What?
Two Arthur Parks?
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Tell me, does the evil one
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have any distinguishing
characteristics?
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A really evil looking goatee?
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You have to help me
figure out what happened to me.
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Please, you helped me before.
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I don't know what
your game is, Arthur,
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but I'm not falling for it.
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I'm not gonna be played
for a sucker again.
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I-- I'm just sorry
for bothering you, Tony.
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You're going to turn
your back on him?
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Are you kidding, Pepper?
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10 minutes ago
he nearly killed me.
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Now I'm supposed to help?
Right.
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If the Laser wanted to, he could've
taken you down just now.
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You used to help anybody
who needed it.
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Ask Gene, maybe he'll help.
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Oh, wait, no he won't.
He's evil.
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[Mr. Fix] Tracking two
Living Laser signatures.
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They're in the city.
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Moving just below
the speed of light.
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I don't want them tracked.
I want them captured.
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I want them mass produced
as a weapon.
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Why am I still waiting
for this to happen?
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One last thing.
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After you capture them,
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put a complete energy reading
on that data card.
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We need it for project Titanium.
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I can't get an exact lock
on the Living Lasers from here.
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I'm going to need to move
the energy siphon to a better location.
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Don't bore me with the details.
Just make it happen.
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[loud thud sounds]
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You're not Iron Man.
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That's right. I'm War Machine.
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- And I'm here to help.
- No one can help me.
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Why don't you tell me
everything.
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I woke up in some lab
here in the city.
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I don't know how I got there.
I was out of my skull.
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Then I got split in two.
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- Who did this to you?
- I don't know.
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My memory ain't so good.
Something's wrong with my head.
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[cries out]
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Whoa!
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What was that?
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[cries out]
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[grunts]
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Ever since I came to,
I've been having these attacks.
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[strains]
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I'm not a doctor,
but I'm gonna go out on a limb
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and say you need help now.
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[phone beeps]
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[Man]
Hi, this is Dominic's Pizza.
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Sorry, but we have to call
to confirm orders this big.
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20 pizzas
with extra anchovies.
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Cancel the order.
I didn't place it.
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Seriously, who eats anchovies?
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[phone beeps]
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[Woman]
Hello, Tony Stark.
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You applied for a position
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teaching fire juggling
to senior citizens.
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How soon can you start?
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Oh, I don't know, how about never?
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[phone beeps]
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[Man 2] Oh, hi, I'm calling about
the free puppies.
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For the last time,
there are no free puppies!
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[phone beeps]
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[Happy]
Prank war!
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Happy, if you don't
stop pranking me,
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I'm gonna post your baby pics
on every computer
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home page in the country.
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[Happy]
Prank war, baby!
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Yeah--
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[groans]
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I shouldn't have showed him
I'm ticked. It only encourages him.
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The old Tony would've just
pranked Happy back.
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You are so overreacting
to his dumb pranks.
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Like how you overreacted
to the Living Laser.
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I'm not overreacting.
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If I help the Laser, it's gonna come back
and bit me big time.
263
00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,640
Like Gene?
264
00:12:42,642 --> 00:12:45,743
Like Gene or Blizzard
or the Laser the first time.
265
00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:48,779
Do I have loser
stamped on my forehead?
266
00:12:48,781 --> 00:12:51,749
Well, if it's there, it's really light
and I can't see it.
267
00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:55,686
No, seriously, you can't let
Gene mess up all your trust.
268
00:12:55,688 --> 00:12:58,089
Especially,
when others need you.
269
00:12:58,091 --> 00:13:00,724
[strains]
270
00:13:00,726 --> 00:13:02,560
[cries out]
271
00:13:02,562 --> 00:13:05,062
The energy attacks
are getting more powerful.
272
00:13:05,064 --> 00:13:08,866
[loud explosion sounds]
273
00:13:08,868 --> 00:13:12,369
Take it easy, okay?
Stay here.
274
00:13:12,371 --> 00:13:13,971
I'm gonna go check it out.
275
00:13:22,814 --> 00:13:24,081
Tony Stark.
276
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:27,251
Oh, man.
I think I found the other half.
277
00:13:30,856 --> 00:13:32,857
[grunts]
278
00:13:38,897 --> 00:13:40,131
Going somewhere?
279
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:44,068
Too many cars and by-standers.
But not up here.
280
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:45,002
[grunts]
281
00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:51,275
[grunts]
282
00:13:52,777 --> 00:13:54,645
Leave him alone.
283
00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:56,413
[grunts]
284
00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:58,582
Who-- Who are you?
285
00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:02,052
Isn't it obvious?
I'm the original.
286
00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:04,522
You are the imposter.
When I'm through
287
00:14:04,524 --> 00:14:06,023
there will be
only one Laser left.
288
00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:07,591
Me!
289
00:14:08,927 --> 00:14:11,061
[chattering]
290
00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:13,364
Tony, come in.
291
00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:15,432
Are you seeing this?
292
00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:17,067
Two Living Lasers?
293
00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:21,372
Arthur Parks was telling the truth,
and I wouldn't help him.
294
00:14:21,374 --> 00:14:22,673
- I'm such a--
- Lamazoid?
295
00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:23,974
Mm, lamazoid is a good word.
296
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:26,343
[Rhodey]
Hello? We don't have time
297
00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:27,778
for the moppy, depressed Tony.
298
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,280
We kind of need
the fast thinking,
299
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:30,915
super genius Tony right now.
300
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,950
I'm sending you energy data
that I'm scanning off the Laser.
301
00:14:32,952 --> 00:14:35,486
I got it.
Let me do a quick analysis.
302
00:14:35,488 --> 00:14:37,054
Better do it quick,
like yesterday.
303
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,490
[grunts]
304
00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:42,893
[strains]
305
00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:47,164
[panic walla]
306
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:51,168
Rhodey, this energy data
is off the charts.
307
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,903
His body was already unstable.
308
00:14:52,905 --> 00:14:57,474
Now, he's made of decaying positively
and negatively charged energy.
309
00:14:57,476 --> 00:15:00,077
Is this the long version
or the extra long version?
310
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:03,480
Meaning, if we don't put
the Laser back together,
311
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,382
the halves will explode.
312
00:15:05,384 --> 00:15:08,219
It'll charge all the particles
in the vicinity
313
00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:09,520
and vaporize the city.
314
00:15:09,522 --> 00:15:13,591
Oh, yeah. We should probably do
something about that.
315
00:15:13,593 --> 00:15:15,025
Wait a minute.
316
00:15:15,027 --> 00:15:18,195
I have a prototype of my Dad's
teleportation harness.
317
00:15:18,197 --> 00:15:19,396
[Pepper]
The thing that made
318
00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:20,664
the Living Laser
in the first place?
319
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:22,266
What are you gonna do with it?
320
00:15:22,268 --> 00:15:24,768
I have an idea
that just might work,
321
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:27,771
or it might destroy
a small part of Manhattan.
322
00:15:32,911 --> 00:15:35,045
You're still hurt.
You sure you're up for this?
323
00:15:35,047 --> 00:15:37,848
If I don't help,
they city is gonna fry.
324
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:40,017
And that's probably gonna hurt
a tiny bit worse.
325
00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:42,186
What's the plan?
326
00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:44,421
We hook this up to the two
Living Lasers,
327
00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:47,091
then flip a switch,
then cross our fingers.
328
00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:50,861
- If it doesn't work?
- Then we go to plan B.
329
00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:54,531
- What's plan B?
- We're in incinerated.
330
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:02,481
[War Machine]
Did they explode?
331
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,016
[Iron Man] If the Living Lasers
had blown up,
332
00:16:04,018 --> 00:16:06,051
we wouldn't be alive
to be talking about it.
333
00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:07,286
They're still
around here somewhere.
334
00:16:07,288 --> 00:16:09,555
Tony, you're not
gonna believe this.
335
00:16:09,557 --> 00:16:12,524
The mail delivered 20 teen fashion
magazines to your house.
336
00:16:12,526 --> 00:16:14,059
I think Happy
pranked you again.
337
00:16:14,061 --> 00:16:16,395
Pepper, I need you to--
338
00:16:16,397 --> 00:16:18,797
"How to tell if your best friend
is dating a supervillain."
339
00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:20,966
Oh, sweet!
Can I borrow this one?
340
00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:22,468
Pepper, focus.
341
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:25,271
The Living Laser has
a unique energy signature.
342
00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:27,840
I need you to plug
the new Mark II armor
343
00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:29,441
into global satellite tracking.
344
00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:31,443
[Pepper]
Um, right. Got it!
345
00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:32,544
You're plugged in.
346
00:16:32,546 --> 00:16:34,213
All right, now,
we're getting somewhere.
347
00:16:34,215 --> 00:16:35,681
This way.
348
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,549
[strains]
349
00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:39,385
When I get out of here,
350
00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:41,553
I'm gonna fry you
from the inside out.
351
00:16:41,555 --> 00:16:44,790
- What do you want with me?
- Readings on your energy levels,
352
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:48,861
they'll help me out on
a little project I'm working on.
353
00:16:48,863 --> 00:16:50,296
Shut you cyborg mouth, Fix.
354
00:16:50,298 --> 00:16:51,964
Don't reveal anything about
project Titanium.
355
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,365
What does it matter?
356
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:54,800
I'm wiping
their memories clean.
357
00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:58,937
In a few moments, they'll be
a literal tabula rasa.
358
00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:00,205
[both grunt]
359
00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:05,210
[Pepper]
Tony, the energy levels
360
00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:06,612
coming out
of the two Living Lasers
361
00:17:06,614 --> 00:17:08,013
are reaching critical mass!
362
00:17:08,015 --> 00:17:11,283
I noticed.
Do me a favor.
363
00:17:11,285 --> 00:17:13,085
If I don't make it out
of this alive,
364
00:17:13,087 --> 00:17:15,254
Say goodbye to Whitney for me.
365
00:17:15,256 --> 00:17:18,257
Hmph. I'm gonna pretend
I didn't hear that.
366
00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:21,327
Fix. Fix!
What's going on out there?
367
00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:23,228
[groans]
368
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:26,131
I don't know if you can
still hear me, Hammer,
369
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:28,367
but the whole setup
is gonna blow.
370
00:17:28,369 --> 00:17:32,571
Can't forget about
project Titanium.
371
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,207
[electricity crackles]
372
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,247
Hold on, Arthur!
373
00:17:42,249 --> 00:17:44,750
We're gonna get you
out of there.
374
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:46,085
[both grunt]
375
00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,797
My ticket out of here.
376
00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:00,199
[laughs]
377
00:18:05,405 --> 00:18:07,873
What's better than destroying
one Iron Man?
378
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,908
Destroying two.
379
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,577
[grunts]
380
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,348
Get him loose,
I'll keep this one busy.
381
00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:29,261
Don't look at the light.
382
00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:30,629
[grunts]
383
00:18:36,936 --> 00:18:39,405
Am I glad to see you.
We don't have much time.
384
00:18:39,407 --> 00:18:41,407
Once I get this harness
on your other half,
385
00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:43,242
you need to energize it.
386
00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:46,412
Want to know why they call me
War Machine?
387
00:18:46,414 --> 00:18:47,679
I'll give you a hint.
388
00:18:51,684 --> 00:18:53,952
Try and push him towards me.
389
00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:56,054
No. I don't think so.
390
00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:57,289
[grunts]
391
00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:02,828
Back off!
392
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,696
What are you talking about?
We can't back off now.
393
00:19:04,698 --> 00:19:07,166
I have a plan,
but you need to trust me.
394
00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:15,007
Okay, do it.
395
00:19:15,009 --> 00:19:17,810
Whatever happens, don't get
involved till I tell you.
396
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,882
Stop. You have to stop this.
397
00:19:23,884 --> 00:19:26,118
You're standing with Iron Man?
398
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,120
Then I'll take you down, too.
399
00:19:30,523 --> 00:19:33,525
[grunts]
400
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:46,271
I'll destroy you and Iron Man.
401
00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:48,507
I'll destroy everybody
and everything
402
00:19:48,509 --> 00:19:50,476
till there's nothing left
but me!
403
00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:54,813
Keep talking. The more you talk,
the closer we get to--
404
00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:56,148
[strains]
405
00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:01,353
Now, while he's down.
406
00:20:04,257 --> 00:20:05,324
[grunts]
407
00:20:05,326 --> 00:20:07,292
Arthur!
Activate the harness!
408
00:20:15,201 --> 00:20:17,169
Pepper, you there?
409
00:20:17,171 --> 00:20:20,639
Of course I'm here.
Where would I go?
410
00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:22,241
I've been hanging on the edge
of my seat.
411
00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:23,976
[War Machine]
Any sign of the Living Lasers?
412
00:20:23,978 --> 00:20:27,145
There gone?
Energy levels are safe again.
413
00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:30,549
But what happened
to the Laser?
414
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:35,821
I'm whole again. Wow,
thank you, Tony for trusting me.
415
00:20:42,729 --> 00:20:44,196
Fix, you fool!
416
00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:48,734
You lost me a weapon AIM
and Hydra would have paid billions for.
417
00:20:48,736 --> 00:20:51,537
I warned you from the start
the procedure was dangerous, sir.
418
00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:56,608
Well, at least one good thing
came out of it.
419
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:05,083
Project Titanium is a go.
420
00:21:05,085 --> 00:21:07,519
[Rhodey]
Got a text from Arthur Parks.
421
00:21:07,521 --> 00:21:09,855
Says he's gonna lay low for a little
while and just enjoy being alive.
422
00:21:09,857 --> 00:21:12,824
Who knows, maybe Parks will turn out
to be a good guy after all.
423
00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:18,030
Or maybe he'll turn out
to betray me or maybe he won't.
424
00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:19,932
I'm willing to take the chance.
425
00:21:19,934 --> 00:21:21,366
[Happy screams]
426
00:21:21,368 --> 00:21:23,835
Somebody help!
427
00:21:24,971 --> 00:21:29,341
[grunts]
You thought you could get away?
428
00:21:29,343 --> 00:21:32,311
Nobody gets away from the Magia.
When we're through with you,
429
00:21:32,313 --> 00:21:33,912
you're gonna wish you never
double-crossed us, see?
430
00:21:33,914 --> 00:21:37,783
No. No, it's just all
a big mistake.
431
00:21:39,852 --> 00:21:42,421
[chuckles]
Prank war.
432
00:21:42,423 --> 00:21:43,855
Thanks, guys.
433
00:21:43,857 --> 00:21:44,856
[laughs]
434
00:21:44,858 --> 00:21:48,059
No sweat, Tony.
That was fun.
435
00:21:48,262 --> 00:21:51,294
I-- I surrender.
Prank wars' over.
436
00:21:51,332 --> 00:21:55,063
Uh, can somebody unlock
the handcuffs? Anybody?
437
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,806
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