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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,520 - There's three of us, there's three of us 2 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,000 - Look closely, you will see 3 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,280 - There's three of us, just three of us 4 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,800 - There's him and you and me 5 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:33,640 -And every day we all hang out to find out what we talk about 6 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,360 - And every day's a new surprise 7 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,520 - When you're learning with us guys 8 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:44,040 - We live in an actual nightmare 9 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:48,040 - There's three of us, just three of us, us three. - 10 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,440 Yay! It's computer day. 11 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,880 All right, let's do this. I'm on keys. 12 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,600 You got the mouse? Yeah. 13 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,480 Both hands for complete control. 14 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,800 You won't get away from me this year. 15 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,760 Hey, nice grip. 16 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,840 Thank you. And the password? 17 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,680 Me? But I...I don't know the password. 18 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,960 What? That's your only thing. You came up with it. 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,720 You're supposed to remember it. 20 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,480 Oh, yeah. 21 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,760 Well, what is it? Come on, think it through. 22 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,120 Hurry up. We need to get online. 23 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,160 I don't want people going around saying we're not online. 24 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,120 Well, I'm trying. 25 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,200 Maybe...maybe it's my name. 26 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,400 Try my name. 27 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,440 Yeah, OK. That makes sense. 28 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,800 Did you remember the hyphen? Yeah. Yeah, the hyphen. 29 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,400 There. Oh, good try, but sorry. 30 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,400 Oh. I know. Try my name. 31 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,800 Oh, yeah. OK. 32 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,160 Congratulations. Yay! 33 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,920 Your account is now blocked. 34 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,600 Oh. But don't worry. You can still get online. 35 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:14,720 ALL: Yay! 36 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,080 I'm just going to have to ask you a few questions to make sure 37 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,880 that you're really you. 38 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,960 Of course we're us, aren't we? 39 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Yeah. Great news, select all the panels that contain an image 40 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,320 of a lovely red apple. 41 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,920 Oh, I'm good at these. 42 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,440 OK. Well. Ooh. Careful. 43 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,040 Ooh. Yeah. Keep going. huh? 44 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,880 Oh, yeah. You are good. 45 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,520 OK, so that's definitely the pig. 46 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:45,320 Yes. Yeah. Great job. Thank you. 47 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:49,360 Now use your cursor to drag the apple through the market 48 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,080 to the correct stall. Easy. 49 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,040 Careful. Hang on. 50 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,520 Oh. What? 51 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,440 Oh. Oh. Not quite. 52 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,560 Oh, dear. You have upset the market man. 53 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,800 Thanks to you, I am a figure of ridicule 54 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,280 within the market community. 55 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,240 What? I will burn down my orchard tonight. 56 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,040 No, I demand a rematch. 57 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,480 Oh, well, I guess computer day is cancelled this year. 58 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,680 Hey, maybe we can bring forward invoice day. 59 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,040 No, that's baked in for tomorrow. 60 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh, this is all my fault. Why can't I remember the password? 61 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,920 Stupid brain. I know it's in there. 62 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,120 Stupid, stupid. Hey, come on. It's not your fault. 63 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,160 You're just a BLEEP. 64 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,920 Yeah. You can't help it. 65 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,040 You're just a BLEEP. 66 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,480 OK. Stop. Did you see what just happened there? 67 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,600 Me too. 68 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,680 Now, I'd like you to ask yourself this question. 69 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,800 Was that the right way to treat somebody, or was it actually 70 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,840 really hurtful and horrible? 71 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,040 Now let's see how that should have gone. 72 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,480 Stupid. Stupid. 73 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:03,160 It's not your fault. You're just a BLEEP. 74 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,440 How dare you? 75 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,840 And how dare you speak to me like that? 76 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,400 I refuse to be disrespected ever again. 77 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,160 I tried to destroy your reputation and I would like to apologise. 78 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,040 I was being a bad friend and I am ashamed of what I have done. 79 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,000 Is that supposed to be me? 80 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,200 Because you know what? 81 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,200 Have you ever felt like your friend... 82 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,320 Who is that? I don't know, I think it's an insane person. 83 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,640 What are you supposed to be? 84 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:38,040 I'm Warren the eagle. Fully qualified friendship expert. 85 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,160 Yeah. Eurgh, why is it wet? 86 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,840 Business cards should be crisp. 87 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,240 I should make it clear from the outset that although I'm no 88 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,000 longer officially affiliated with the OK Stop Organisation, 89 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,200 I am still absolutely within my rights to continue to use their learning 90 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,000 materials and branding. OK. 91 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,600 Sorry. Did you say eagle? Yeah. 92 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,720 Eagles have wings. 93 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,720 That's right, yeah. And some eagles wings, 94 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,440 they just take a bit longer to sprout. 95 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,640 So when they do, they're going to be bigger and stronger than normal. 96 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,800 Listen, we're kind of in the middle of something here. 97 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,920 Um, today's actually our computer day. 98 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,520 Oh, I can see you're right in the middle of something, mate. 99 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,960 A string of vicious personal attacks on someone you call a friend 100 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,480 but would a good friend... Hold on, are you saying we're the bad friends? 101 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,400 It's him who couldn't remember the password. 102 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:29,080 Oh, really? So even though I'm not technically affiliated with the OK Stop 103 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,560 organisation, you don't think I'd know when I saw a bad friendship? 104 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,160 He's a sort of freelancer. 105 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,000 Freelancers deserve to die. He's going on fire. 106 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,200 Just stop talking amongst yourselves. 107 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,520 OK, just pay attention. Right, now, 108 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,320 here's a quick story that might make you think twice 109 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,160 about being a bad friend. 110 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,880 I hate this guy. And yeah, maybe when, 111 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:55,760 when it's finished, we could all get a quick meal, restaurant style meal, 112 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,880 if you wanted. 113 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,320 See. With you? Yeah, erm... 114 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,120 But we don't even know who you are. 115 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,440 OK, don't talk over it. 116 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:10,680 - Once upon a time, there was a guy that I knew and he had a group 117 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,760 - Of best friends, it's true 118 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,280 - They would talk on the phone, hello. And meet up for lunch, 119 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:20,800 - Yum, yum. They'd even stay up all night just for a laugh 120 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:25,000 - But every now and then he would feel a bit down when he felt 121 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,120 - Like his friends weren't treating him right 122 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:32,720 - He was having a hard time with some issues at work and he asked 123 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:37,480 - Them for help with a business idea and they turned down his offer 124 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,960 - Without even listening properly because they don't have business 125 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,080 - Brains like me...him 126 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,120 - So one day... - 127 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,320 What is this? His backstory? We're supposed to be online. 128 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,400 Excuse me. 129 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,200 - Being good mates. - 130 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,880 Sorry. Can I just stop you there? 131 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,440 - And they asked for forgiveness... - 132 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:57,960 How long is this going to last? 133 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,080 - Way too late for that guys 134 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,520 - You've got to be better best friends 135 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,720 Yeah, sorry, but we just do not have time for whatever this is. 136 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,600 OK, I get it. 137 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,040 You don't think it was an interesting story? 138 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,800 Not really. It's clearly about you. 139 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:19,080 Well, would it surprise you to know that the guy in that story 140 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:22,440 was actually... You. ..me? Well, yeah. 141 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,480 I mean, you did some of it in first person. 142 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:28,240 The thing in the animation looked like... OK, Stop. 143 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,360 That's right. Believe it or not... 144 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:39,520 But how could a confident, handsome worm...eagle 145 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,160 have trouble keeping friends? 146 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,080 Good question. Because of the way you look. 147 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,240 The way I... 148 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,960 You know, sort of lumpy and red raw. Yeah. 149 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,280 You look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off or was removed 150 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,600 and then came to life. 151 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,960 It's actually... More like an old person's finger. 152 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,480 Reminds me of an infection I had up my... 153 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,720 Or was it the voice? 154 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,040 He looks like a tumour. And he stinks. 155 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,560 I know. It's because you've got beady eyes like a rat. 156 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:15,080 But you're just generally unlikeable in a way that's hard to pin down. 157 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,080 What's he doing? Looks like he's in pain. 158 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,720 Are you dying? I'm actually laughing. 159 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:28,960 Doesn't bother me at all. 160 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,320 If I was bothered by that kind of thing, do you think I'd be laughing about it? 161 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,560 No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me? 162 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,200 Because I have something called... Rateye. 163 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,440 Not rateye. 164 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,760 That's it, that's the password. 165 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,680 Rateye. Your maiden name? 166 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,480 Of course. Hey, it worked. We're online. 167 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,720 Hold on a sec. 168 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,160 - Welcome to the Information Highway 169 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,160 - What would you like to do first? 170 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,040 - Let's check our internet speed 171 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,120 - Let's do gambling 172 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:06,080 - I'd like to go on the dark web and look at a picture of a skeleton 173 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,560 - Good news but first things first 174 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,280 - Let's check our e-mail. - 175 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,880 Right. OK. 176 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,320 Huh? 177 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,520 My turn now. 178 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:28,200 Hey, one new email. Huh? 179 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,400 Brilliant. Me, me, me. Me. 180 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,880 What? Where's...where's mine? 181 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,480 Hey. Nothing in the inbox, eh? 182 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:43,080 Well, there's always next year. Anyway... 183 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,320 ..let's get on to the dark web and have a look at some of those... 184 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,640 Hello? What's happened to him? 185 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,040 I don't know. Hey. Hello. 186 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,880 Well, there you have it. 187 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,960 An example of what happens when you don't treat 188 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,680 each other with respect. 189 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:08,000 I'm afraid this friendship has sunk. 190 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,800 What? Why is that boy still here? 191 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,760 And all the websites in the world can't help you if you don't know 192 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,480 how to respect each other. 193 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:19,760 So remember, when things get to be a lot, you can always 194 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:23,880 say OK, Stop. I'll see you later, guys. 195 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,040 Bye. Well, hang on. But what about him? 196 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,760 When does he go back to normal? I'm afraid he's not here any more. 197 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,360 You two have finally driven him away. 198 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,720 He's gone to the one place where he knows he'll always have better 199 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,040 best friends. A festival? 200 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,360 No, I'm talking about his brain. 201 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,320 That blob in his head. 202 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,920 What's he doing in there? 203 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,960 In there? In there? 204 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,160 - Brain friends 205 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,960 - It's your brain friends and you 206 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,760 - It's the brain friends 207 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:07,000 - And they really like you 208 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:14,040 - Having such fun adventures with the guys inside your head 209 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,440 - They'll never let you down 210 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:22,160 - They're the only ones who have your brain 211 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,040 - Your brain friends, starring the favourite thoughts 212 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,080 - Your first two 213 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:35,560 - Bubble bath memory, David, shy imaginary older brother 214 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:42,120 - And, of course, you. - 215 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,240 Well, you can get them out, can't you? You're a little worm guy. 216 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,880 Eagle. Just wriggle on in. 217 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,400 Yeah. Use your training. Wake him up. 218 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,760 I'm afraid that's not really part of the service. 219 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,400 What service? Do something. 220 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,240 Fine. Go. 221 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,840 I guess you don't want to have that restaurant style meal after all. 222 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,720 A restaurant style meal? 223 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,720 You guys? With me? 224 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:30,920 OK. Here I go. Good luck. 225 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,280 I can't believe you jumped the lump. 226 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,760 You jumped the lump. 227 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:45,200 Thank you. I've always been far too shy to jump the lump. 228 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:49,680 There you go. You won another edible trophy. 229 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:53,680 Yay! Oh, you know what that means. 230 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:58,480 It's time for the Jumperdinker Celebration Song. 231 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,720 Excuse me. 232 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,760 May I have permission to smile at you? 233 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,000 Of course. 234 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,600 OK. Are you ready? Yeah. 235 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,920 Wow, this is the best place. OK, stop. 236 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,160 I want you to ask yourself, does any of this look real to you? 237 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,880 Or does it, in fact, look more like a made up place 238 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,680 in your head? 239 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,440 Hiding up here in your imagination is no way to deal 240 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,080 with bad friendships. 241 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,600 But these are my brain friends. 242 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,960 They're not real friends. They're just animation. 243 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,240 Come on, let's go. 244 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,400 Wow. What was that? 245 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,240 Don't mind me, I was just saying, 246 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,480 Wow, because of you, you seem to really know your stuff. 247 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:48,720 The things you are saying sound clever. And interesting. 248 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,840 Yeah, well, look, we have to go. 249 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,400 Thanks for everything, Mr Eagle. 250 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,760 I'm not...oh, sorry. 251 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,840 You are an eagle, aren't you? 252 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,400 Of course he is. 253 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,520 Some eagle's wings just take longer to sprout. 254 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,080 It's actually pretty normal and totally cool. 255 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:11,520 Yeah. And when they do finally sprout, they'll be so big you can fly 256 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,800 all the way up into space. 257 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:17,600 And I think you could probably meet the royal family of another planet 258 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,480 and get a photo with them. 259 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,720 OK. Oh, why did I say that? 260 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,760 Well, maybe we could stick around for a little while longer. 261 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,400 Is he dancing? 262 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,720 Oh, he better not be. 263 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,600 I thought he was supposed to wake him up. 264 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,680 Sounds like you're having some trouble. 265 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,520 Anything I can help with? 266 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,280 Why don't we put something else on now? 267 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,160 Jumperdinker only really has the one song. 268 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,200 Have you got an aux cable that will fit this? 269 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,480 We usually just use the boom box. 270 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,960 Yeah, but I want to connect this though. 271 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,920 It does have an input on the back. 272 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,840 Yeah, I know, but that's the input that goes with the old model. 273 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,000 This is the newer one. I need the one for the new one. OK. 274 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:16,680 Oh. I know, guys, let's just hum a tune. 275 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,880 HUMS What's the Wi-Fi? 276 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,280 I'll connect through the Wi-Fi. 277 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:26,120 The Wi-Fi code is on the wall there. So read it out then. 278 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:31,680 OK. It's four, three, eight, eight, eight. 279 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,560 You connect to the boombox with Bluetooth. 280 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,600 Not Wi-Fi. Lower case B. 281 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,680 Lower case B. Do it through Bluetooth. 282 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:45,680 Lower case... Come on, speak up. But I'm supposed to be shy. 283 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,400 Oh, let's just listen to Jumperdinker's song. 284 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,400 She looks upset. OK, stop. 285 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,680 Good friendship is about respecting what everyone wants to do, not 286 00:15:54,720 --> 00:16:00,040 just doing your own thing the whole time. But it's my brain. 287 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:04,760 Finally. Today, I'll be talking about how you grow your business 288 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,800 using new methods. 289 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,520 What is this? That's my podcast. 290 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,120 Your podcast? 291 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,800 If you... What the heck? This is a good bit. 292 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,880 You can easily rise to the top of your industry. 293 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:21,200 See. I don't understand this song. 294 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,320 It's not very fun to dance to. 295 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,240 It's not supposed to make you dance, it's supposed to make... 296 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:33,920 What is going wrong with that one? 297 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,800 Brackets face is longer than it should be. 298 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,920 Wow. 2,000,000 results. 299 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,360 Well, that's too many. Let's give up. 300 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,840 Well, hang on. Look at this one. 301 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,000 Dr Bushman can help.com. 302 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,560 What seems to be the problem? 303 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,880 That one's broken. 304 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,840 OK, I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you. 305 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,280 Please answer the simple questions and I'll have a diagnosis 306 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,320 for you in... 307 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,600 ...no time. Great. We're a bit worried. 308 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,240 OK. First question. Is he breathing? 309 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,200 You may...you may breathe in. What? 310 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,160 What's breathing? Right then, got it. 311 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,680 Now, does he have a history of... 312 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,760 What did he say? 313 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,480 I don't know. Let's just put maybe. 314 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,560 OK, great. 315 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,840 Now, would he be surprised if I started wearing a bandana? 316 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,120 One of my patients has a bandana and I think it looks just great. 317 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,400 Well, yeah, he might, I guess. 318 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,520 Yeah. So you said you had some follow up questions about my podcast. 319 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,560 I didn't say that. 320 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,400 Oh, I guess I was a little vague about setting up a strong pipeline, wasn't I? 321 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,640 It's all about the 13 fundamentals. 322 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,520 Hey, first tooth, where are you going? 323 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:47,840 Look, I'll always be in your heart, but I just can't be around here any more. 324 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:52,240 Your friend is kind of annoying. My friend? 325 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:57,680 Yeah, thanks for thinking of us, but it's just not fun any more. 326 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,560 Hold on, guys. 327 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,480 I'm just about to jump the lump, remember? 328 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,040 Honestly, I wouldn't go near that thing. 329 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,520 You should probably have it checked out. 330 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,520 Your podcast made this place go sad. 331 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,800 That's not true. 332 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,760 Look, your fake shy brother's still here. 333 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,040 We were just bonding over how much he likes my podcast. 334 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,840 Isn't that right? I have to go now. 335 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,360 Oh, well, true friendship isn't about being Mr Popular 336 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,680 and having loads of friends. 337 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,200 All you really need is one good one. 338 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,800 That's right. Why don't we get something to eat and get to know 339 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,240 each other better? We can order in. 340 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,640 I'm not hungry. I ate a trophy. 341 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,800 I'm sure you've got room for a restaurant style meal 342 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,440 with your best friends. 343 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,320 Hello. Yeah, I want to order some food for two best friends. 344 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,360 My best friends. 345 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,960 Wait. What are you doing? 346 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:05,440 OK. This is my...my final question, right? 347 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,800 Does your friend have a worm in his brain? 348 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,120 A worm in his brain? How are we supposed to know that? 349 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,960 Yeah, well, how would that even work? 350 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,600 That's...oh, no, he does have that. 351 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,840 Remember from earlier, there's a worm in his brain. 352 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,760 He does, yeah. OK, great. 353 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,760 I'm ready to diagnose. Just processing my diagnosis. 354 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,960 My diagnosis is your friend has got a worm in his brain. 355 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 No. 356 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,520 Thank you for visiting. Dr Bushman MD. 357 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,080 Please leave a comment on your way... 358 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,400 ..out. Right? 359 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,320 Fetch me my gouging tools. 360 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,480 Hey. There you are. 361 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,960 Wondered where you'd gone. 362 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,680 What's this place then? 363 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,800 You're not trying to get rid of me, are you? 364 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,200 We're best friends. 365 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,000 Where are you? 366 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,200 Got it. 367 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,480 Pesky bee. 368 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,880 Well, sorry we didn't get to hang out much. 369 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,440 I guess there's always computer day next year. 370 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:10,680 Yeah. Don't close our tabs. I want to see that skeleton. 371 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,720 You know what? 372 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,760 Watching how much you guys care for each other has taught me 373 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,840 the value of friendship. 374 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:22,920 Here, from now on, you can go online whenever you want 375 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:28,320 using this special glass spherical computer I invented. 376 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:32,160 Wow. I love you. Goodbye. 377 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,280 Wait? So we are friends? 378 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,880 Yeah. Of course. 379 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,160 Well, I thought that you guys hated me for being stupid 380 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,280 in the head. Come on, don't be silly. 381 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,200 That's just the worm in your brain. Huh? 382 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:54,360 - When you feel down or when you feel sad, 383 00:21:54,400 --> 00:22:00,080 - When your mind makes you think that everything's bad, 384 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:05,960 - Try not to worry, you aren't completely insane 385 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,560 - Just remember there's a worm in your brain. - 386 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:17,000 Hey, the worm in my brain tells me I don't have the body type to pull 387 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,680 off wearing denim, but I just tell it to pipe down. 388 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,600 And the worm in my brain makes me think that the documents 389 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,040 I've been forging have led to many deaths. 390 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,600 But I know that's just silly. 391 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,080 Huh? That's right. 392 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,440 - We all have a worm in our brain 393 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:42,440 - Yes, we all have a worm in our brain 394 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:49,520 - Even the worm in your brain has a worm in his brain 395 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,920 - That worm has a worm has a worm... - 396 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,520 You idiot. 397 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,040 Don't say that to me. Shut up. 398 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,440 You've ruined it. 399 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,080 I'm never going to see that skeleton. 400 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,200 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 29170

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