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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,825 --> 00:00:22,024 You're tuned to Bludso on the radio. 2 00:00:22,036 --> 00:00:25,736 Stage one of my dramatic transformation is almost complete. 3 00:00:25,748 --> 00:00:28,780 Oh, my God. You're such a child. 4 00:00:28,792 --> 00:00:32,868 Well, I'm an actual child, so... 5 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,965 How is that an insult? 6 00:00:37,927 --> 00:00:39,678 It just means it's working. 7 00:00:42,139 --> 00:00:43,587 Girls, we're home! 8 00:00:43,599 --> 00:00:47,144 Listeners, the music will be right back after a quick break. 9 00:00:50,732 --> 00:00:53,693 Fine, but don't get mad when you're just as nappy as you ever were. 10 00:00:57,656 --> 00:01:00,939 - Come on, Linda! - I'm right here! 11 00:01:05,372 --> 00:01:08,571 Ow! Linda! 12 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:10,448 Oh! Aah! 13 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:13,743 Calm down. I'm putting the neutralizer in now. 14 00:01:13,755 --> 00:01:16,037 Hurry up. It really hurts! 15 00:01:16,049 --> 00:01:17,413 Hold on. 16 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:21,292 Anna, you've been with our family for a year. 17 00:01:21,304 --> 00:01:23,253 This is way past due. 18 00:01:23,265 --> 00:01:26,172 You might could pass as my sister, after all. 19 00:01:26,184 --> 00:01:28,007 Should it still burn? 20 00:01:28,019 --> 00:01:29,593 Linda! 21 00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:31,512 Hey, what... What's going on up there? 22 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,192 That hurts. 23 00:01:33,568 --> 00:01:34,557 Linda? 24 00:01:34,569 --> 00:01:36,821 I did what the box told me. 25 00:01:38,656 --> 00:01:41,272 I did what the box told me. 26 00:01:41,284 --> 00:01:42,660 Girls! 27 00:01:43,869 --> 00:01:45,192 I'm sorry. 28 00:01:45,204 --> 00:01:46,860 I didn't mean to! 29 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:48,320 - Hey, what's going on up there? - It was the box! 30 00:01:48,332 --> 00:01:50,656 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do it! 31 00:03:01,491 --> 00:03:02,659 Ow. 32 00:03:18,383 --> 00:03:21,803 The call was for a Downtown Julie Brown type. 33 00:03:22,345 --> 00:03:25,503 Someone worldly, articulate, 34 00:03:25,515 --> 00:03:27,893 knowledgeable, charismatic? 35 00:03:29,603 --> 00:03:31,051 Black? 36 00:03:33,315 --> 00:03:36,640 Assistant at Culture for four years. 37 00:03:36,652 --> 00:03:38,725 - Uh-huh. - They never gave you a shot? 38 00:03:38,737 --> 00:03:41,031 Only so many spots in Culture. 39 00:03:41,991 --> 00:03:47,401 Um, we just need a little bit more rock than urban here. 40 00:03:47,413 --> 00:03:48,902 Perfect. 41 00:03:48,914 --> 00:03:52,531 I appeal to a global audience, you know? 42 00:03:52,543 --> 00:03:57,411 "It's Anna Bludso, coming at you with the hottest of the hot." 43 00:03:57,423 --> 00:03:58,674 Thank you so much. 44 00:04:28,038 --> 00:04:30,987 RMV. Rock Music Video. 45 00:04:30,999 --> 00:04:34,741 The only place that will rock you. You know you want it. 46 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,626 - Oh! - Hey. All right. 47 00:04:46,766 --> 00:04:48,589 She doesn't work here, does she? 48 00:05:01,113 --> 00:05:03,616 From the people that brought you RMV, 49 00:05:04,325 --> 00:05:06,482 we are Culture. 50 00:05:06,494 --> 00:05:09,151 Featuring Brook-Lynne, Sista Soul, 51 00:05:09,163 --> 00:05:10,945 and Julius. 52 00:05:10,957 --> 00:05:14,043 Culture. We're coming on for you. 53 00:05:27,057 --> 00:05:29,172 Damn it. 54 00:05:29,184 --> 00:05:30,590 All right, big board meeting. 55 00:05:30,602 --> 00:05:32,384 You're all called here. You know something's up. 56 00:05:32,396 --> 00:05:34,928 And I'm not gonna bullshit you. Do you know what Culture is 57 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,055 to the suits downstairs? 58 00:05:37,067 --> 00:05:38,527 It's a liability. 59 00:05:39,361 --> 00:05:43,937 It's in place only so that Yetnikoff at CBS and Clive Davis at Arista 60 00:05:43,949 --> 00:05:47,911 don't sue RMV's asses for not playing "that black disco shit." 61 00:05:48,453 --> 00:05:49,871 Their words. 62 00:05:50,747 --> 00:05:52,404 I'd love to tell you the board put me here 63 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:53,738 because they think I'm some kind of wunderkind, 64 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:56,449 but the truth is, anytime they see an executive with a hairline 65 00:05:56,461 --> 00:05:58,660 and a working dick, they think he's not qualified to do shit, 66 00:05:58,672 --> 00:06:00,424 except babysit a loss leader. 67 00:06:02,467 --> 00:06:04,094 But let me tell you something. 68 00:06:05,346 --> 00:06:07,265 This is exactly where I want to be. 69 00:06:08,141 --> 00:06:11,966 I spent my entire summer at the Apollo, kicking it with Teddy Riley, 70 00:06:11,978 --> 00:06:13,926 Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. 71 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:18,151 Hip hop? This New Jack shit? 72 00:06:19,652 --> 00:06:21,100 It's the future. 73 00:06:21,112 --> 00:06:22,351 And not just black music. 74 00:06:22,363 --> 00:06:24,312 It's the future of the entire music industry. 75 00:06:24,324 --> 00:06:25,813 And we have a chance to own it. 76 00:06:25,825 --> 00:06:28,065 Look at Julius' whack-ass fade. 77 00:06:28,077 --> 00:06:30,026 - He's cute. - Is not. 78 00:06:30,038 --> 00:06:33,279 - Nigga think he Eddie Murphy. - Shut up! 79 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:35,531 - She ain't wrong. - Which is why Edna 80 00:06:35,543 --> 00:06:38,117 has decided to step down as EVP of programming. 81 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:39,994 - Wait, what? - Edna! 82 00:06:40,006 --> 00:06:44,291 - Hell, no. - Culture needs to grow in a direction I simply cannot take it. 83 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:47,586 - It's okay. It's totally admirable. - She said she was gonna give me a raise. 84 00:06:47,598 --> 00:06:50,130 - Well, that's out. - I begged her to stay. 85 00:06:50,142 --> 00:06:53,300 But I'm confident we're in excellent hands. 86 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:55,719 Allow me to introduce your new EVP: 87 00:06:55,731 --> 00:06:57,888 The legendary Zora Choice. 88 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:01,642 - Thank you, Grant. Now, I know what you're all thinking. 89 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,353 They say I'm the world's first black supermodel. 90 00:07:04,365 --> 00:07:06,063 Of course it's a light-skinned bitch. 91 00:07:06,075 --> 00:07:07,189 And what does a... 92 00:07:07,201 --> 00:07:09,358 An aging supermodel know about running a channel? 93 00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:13,612 Well, I've been quietly inching my way toward this goal for quite some time now. 94 00:07:13,624 --> 00:07:18,283 And rest assured, I will be consulting the brilliant Edna Knight 95 00:07:18,295 --> 00:07:20,285 - as long as she'll have me. - Absolutely. 96 00:07:20,297 --> 00:07:22,329 Programming will be suspended 97 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:25,291 for a few weeks while we are retooling. 98 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:28,336 I, I know it seems sudden, but we simply must. 99 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:32,590 If Cult, and that's what we're calling it, by the way, 100 00:07:32,602 --> 00:07:36,636 if Cult is going to be the authority on pop culture in the '90s, 101 00:07:36,648 --> 00:07:39,347 well, we simply must be sure of its direction. 102 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,809 My assistant Rosalyn will be setting up meetings with all of you, 103 00:07:42,821 --> 00:07:44,227 just to get to know you, 104 00:07:44,239 --> 00:07:47,438 and find out what skills you will bring to Cult. 105 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:50,024 "The Block" continues to do well enough in the ratings. 106 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:55,029 Especially with our very exciting and contractually obligated Sandra premiere. 107 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,615 That program will continue as scheduled. 108 00:07:57,627 --> 00:08:01,411 If this succeeds, we change popular culture. 109 00:08:01,423 --> 00:08:03,122 Y'all, we are doomed. 110 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,665 Come on, there's gotta be something we can do. 111 00:08:04,677 --> 00:08:06,083 Edna, this is your channel. 112 00:08:06,095 --> 00:08:08,961 - Look, I just bought a condo, okay? I'm not going back to radio. 113 00:08:08,973 --> 00:08:11,797 Edna, she brought her own assistant! 114 00:08:11,809 --> 00:08:15,092 Okay, look, I'm gonna start my own production company 115 00:08:15,104 --> 00:08:17,803 that's programming for us, by us. 116 00:08:17,815 --> 00:08:20,055 Now, it's gonna take a few months to get started, 117 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,933 but I will be calling you all, okay? 118 00:08:22,945 --> 00:08:25,907 And then maybe we can work for somebody other than them. 119 00:08:28,409 --> 00:08:30,649 Uh, I'll be waiting by the phone. 120 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:33,903 It's your man Julius, and welcome to The Block, 121 00:08:33,915 --> 00:08:38,365 where we got a bangin' exclusive from the princess of pop soul. 122 00:08:38,377 --> 00:08:40,409 It's already on the Billboard top 10, 123 00:08:40,421 --> 00:08:43,705 - and has its sights on number one. - Excuse me, excuse me. Thank you. 124 00:08:43,717 --> 00:08:45,916 Thank you so... I'm so sorry I'm late, guys. Beauty takes time. 125 00:08:45,928 --> 00:08:47,876 Anna better not be still hooking up with him. 126 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:49,628 You know Anna don't live in the real world. 127 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,504 - Oh, hey, Anna. - Thanks for proofing, girl. 128 00:08:51,516 --> 00:08:54,466 - No problem. - ...four, three, two, 129 00:08:54,478 --> 00:08:56,092 Hey, it's your man, Julius, 130 00:08:56,104 --> 00:08:57,928 and welcome to The Block, 131 00:08:57,940 --> 00:09:00,805 where we got a bangin' exclusive from the princess of pop soul... 132 00:09:00,817 --> 00:09:02,349 "I Get It!" 133 00:09:02,361 --> 00:09:03,612 I said... 134 00:09:29,389 --> 00:09:31,295 Is that a new nose? 135 00:09:31,307 --> 00:09:32,755 Contouring. 136 00:09:32,767 --> 00:09:34,852 And contacts, maybe? 137 00:09:42,819 --> 00:09:44,767 Oh, that thing must be glued down. 138 00:09:44,779 --> 00:09:47,019 Or a really good relaxer, maybe. 139 00:09:47,031 --> 00:09:49,605 Mm-mm, my shit don't move like that, and I'm part Cherokee. 140 00:09:49,617 --> 00:09:51,607 It's a weave, I think. 141 00:09:51,619 --> 00:09:54,694 Yeah, my girl Tanitra just started doing those. 142 00:09:54,706 --> 00:09:57,029 Take whatever hair you want and sew it into your real hair. 143 00:09:57,041 --> 00:10:00,074 - Ugh, that sounds painful. And expensive. 144 00:10:00,086 --> 00:10:02,452 It actually sounds like a good idea. 145 00:10:02,464 --> 00:10:04,997 Guess it's better than a creamy crack, right? 146 00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:07,541 Of course, I know what's better than either. 147 00:10:07,553 --> 00:10:10,752 - Okay, Sojourner Truth. Ain't nobody got time for all that upkeep. 148 00:10:10,764 --> 00:10:13,475 - Really, dookie braids? - It didn't take that long. 149 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:40,366 Hell, I think I need me a cigarette. 150 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,701 I think I need a weave. 151 00:10:41,713 --> 00:10:43,328 How anyone can sew someone else's 152 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,288 dead energy into their head is beyond me. 153 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,832 You see shorty's hair? 154 00:10:47,844 --> 00:10:49,667 I get it, okay? 155 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:52,307 Aah. 156 00:11:01,024 --> 00:11:02,317 Ahem. 157 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,445 - Crazy day. - Humph. 158 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:12,774 So, what are you doing tonight? 159 00:11:12,786 --> 00:11:14,859 You know, 160 00:11:14,871 --> 00:11:17,666 I've been seeing someone. 161 00:11:20,503 --> 00:11:22,213 You heard me. Hmm? 162 00:11:22,838 --> 00:11:26,789 Like, a therapist, or... 163 00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:30,459 I know I've crossed some lines. 164 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:33,295 Turned us into something we should have never been. 165 00:11:33,307 --> 00:11:36,048 We've been crossing a line for years. 166 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,186 Fresh! 167 00:11:38,437 --> 00:11:41,107 You know, I'll take full responsibility for it. 168 00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:45,027 We crossed the line this afternoon in your dressing room! 169 00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:48,197 But you pushed for that, though. 170 00:11:48,781 --> 00:11:49,991 I am sorry. 171 00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:53,995 It's, it's been killing me, though. All right? 172 00:11:54,412 --> 00:11:55,580 Has it? 173 00:12:01,295 --> 00:12:04,256 Anna! We need you now! 174 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,622 Coming! 175 00:12:09,469 --> 00:12:11,751 Jesus. 176 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,300 Anna, you all right, girl? 177 00:12:18,312 --> 00:12:20,302 Yeah, just... 178 00:12:20,314 --> 00:12:23,430 these cramps, and this, this damned machine. 179 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,265 Oh, just ask. 180 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:27,571 You know we are all synced up in here. 181 00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:32,117 Hey. 182 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,536 You'll be all right. 183 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,193 Why would they get rid of you? 184 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:40,585 You barely cost the network anything. 185 00:13:23,295 --> 00:13:24,880 You ever have a dream... 186 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:27,675 Something... 187 00:13:29,426 --> 00:13:31,416 you would do anything for? 188 00:13:31,428 --> 00:13:33,889 Especially when someone says... 189 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:36,630 you can't do it. 190 00:13:36,642 --> 00:13:38,715 You don't deserve it. 191 00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:40,479 You were that dream for me. 192 00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:44,304 No. Your career was your dream. 193 00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:47,695 Just know that I will always love you. 194 00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:50,519 My lovin'. 195 00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:52,032 You're never gotta get it. 196 00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:55,774 That was amazing. 197 00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:58,444 Sandra, oh, my gosh. She's so sexy. So beautiful. 198 00:13:58,456 --> 00:14:01,656 Listen, I'm your man, Julius. And I'm gonna be here, 199 00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:04,200 you know, I got some stuff to really put you in the mood. 200 00:14:04,212 --> 00:14:07,203 Get your candy box going, ladies. Put a little bit of sugar in there. 201 00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:10,707 I got everything that you need. That's right. Everything right here. 202 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,333 Right here. You know. 203 00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:14,627 I love using this time to talk to the ladies, 204 00:14:14,639 --> 00:14:16,337 because you all buy tickets to things, 205 00:14:16,349 --> 00:14:19,799 so y'all know where I'm gonna be at. I'm gonna be DJing downtown... 206 00:14:19,811 --> 00:14:20,967 You're ten days late! 207 00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:22,981 Don't think I won't kick your ass out of here! 208 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:33,825 God damn it. 209 00:14:35,118 --> 00:14:36,996 All right, I'll be back tomorrow. 210 00:14:50,384 --> 00:14:52,553 I thought she was just getting to know us. 211 00:14:55,723 --> 00:14:57,433 Hey girl, how you holdin' up? 212 00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:07,652 Anna? Zora will see you now. 213 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:26,409 Girl to girl, this isn't a chat. It's an interview. Understand? 214 00:15:26,421 --> 00:15:28,382 I'm getting the picture. 215 00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:40,298 So, you were Edna's assistant, no? 216 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:43,051 I mean, I'm sure you're much more than that. 217 00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:44,803 You've been here forever. 218 00:15:44,815 --> 00:15:46,817 But that was your title. 219 00:15:47,484 --> 00:15:49,307 Yes. 220 00:15:49,319 --> 00:15:53,853 Edna was very concerned about her dear Anna. 221 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,743 She never got you promoted? 222 00:15:56,244 --> 00:15:58,484 It almost happened. 223 00:15:58,496 --> 00:16:01,070 After I came up with The Block, Edna said... 224 00:16:01,082 --> 00:16:02,905 You came up with The Block? 225 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:06,367 I wanted to produce, and host, but... 226 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,964 But that went to Julius. 227 00:16:10,091 --> 00:16:11,122 Hmm. 228 00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:14,470 Julius was a receptionist when I started. 229 00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,182 Mr. Madison must have seen something in him. 230 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,728 So, what do you think of the network, as a whole? 231 00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:23,438 Um... 232 00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:27,358 Uh, empowering. 233 00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:30,069 Once more with feeling, darling. 234 00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:34,783 The Block is a good start. 235 00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:39,121 But I think Grant's right. This new Teddy Riley sound... 236 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:46,199 Everyone's stealing our styles, and making it palatable for RMV. 237 00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:48,702 Our music is way beyond the black charts 238 00:16:48,714 --> 00:16:51,592 and we're the only one in town who will play them. 239 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:56,055 It's not a niche. It's the future. 240 00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:58,587 Why aren't we playing the real deal, 241 00:16:58,599 --> 00:17:02,341 like, what the kids who buy music actually listen to? 242 00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:05,439 Culture viewership skews fairly older. 243 00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:08,943 Um, right. 244 00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:14,699 So, our VJs could... 245 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,316 host different blocks of specialized videos 246 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,776 throughout the day. 247 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:23,029 And we could... 248 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:26,783 more than host. They could rep different styles of music. 249 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,744 And they have their viewers call in, 250 00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:31,663 and vote for their favorites. 251 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,123 Something for everyone, you know? 252 00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:36,000 So no one feels left out. 253 00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:40,046 All while we cultivate a more engaged audience. 254 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,979 Consumer research disguised as entertainment. 255 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,511 Sounds pricey. 256 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:50,777 - RMV has plenty of empty stages. We just need a phone line. 257 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:58,482 Uh, and it all culminates into 258 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,289 a daily live countdown show. 259 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,084 Do me a write-up. 260 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,576 A treatment, some sample scripts, 261 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,133 budget, list of guests that could come on. 262 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,055 How did you know I'd ask for this? 263 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,391 I didn't. 264 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,605 Obviously, I don't need an assistant. 265 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,431 Perhaps an associate producer. 266 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,789 Uh, Anna, who... who does your hair? 267 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,125 No one. 268 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,752 Me. 269 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,755 Aren't you tired of it? 270 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,872 All the stares you get walking through the RMV lobby? 271 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,011 Everyone wondering why you're here. 272 00:18:56,678 --> 00:19:01,171 If you went to any other floor in this tower for a job interview, 273 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,018 you wouldn't get past reception. 274 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,312 And you know that. 275 00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:09,316 Sistas get fired for less than that every day. 276 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:14,518 Now, music people have certain expectations, 277 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,241 and my girls need to flow freely. 278 00:19:19,285 --> 00:19:22,360 I wonder, do you want to be one of my girls? 279 00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:23,372 Yes. 280 00:19:53,529 --> 00:19:54,726 Anna's living in a fantasy. 281 00:19:54,738 --> 00:19:56,395 I mean, how long... 282 00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:59,106 - Uh, so this is the book Mama gave me... - Hey, baby. 283 00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:02,276 Uh, took me years to track it down. 284 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:06,196 Look who decided to grace us with her presence. 285 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,156 Unc. 286 00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:09,157 Mama used to know all these by heart. 287 00:20:09,169 --> 00:20:11,410 Almost wondered if there was even an actual book. 288 00:20:11,422 --> 00:20:13,287 Something new for his wall of oppression. 289 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,038 Child, please. 290 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,125 Does it have the, um... what was it? 291 00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:22,296 - "Skinny, Skinny" story. - "Skinny, skinny, don't you know me." 292 00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:26,174 It's a folk tale the slaves used to tell about witches 293 00:20:26,186 --> 00:20:28,468 who would leave their own skin at night to go haunting. 294 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,471 - Oh. - Aah. 295 00:20:30,483 --> 00:20:33,766 "Moss Hair Girl." That was the one Mom used to tell. 296 00:20:33,778 --> 00:20:35,780 Uh, can I take a look? 297 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:39,355 - Uh, yeah. - Thank you. 298 00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,816 So, Anna, how's work? 299 00:20:41,828 --> 00:20:44,235 - Intense. - Um, I can relate to that. 300 00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:46,154 I hardly see this one anymore. 301 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:50,283 Well, they have me teaching history now, in addition to English lit, 302 00:20:50,295 --> 00:20:53,328 and I just started an after school college prep program. 303 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,163 - Remarkable. - Uh... 304 00:20:55,175 --> 00:20:58,166 I'm sorry. Anna, I cut you off. You were talking about work? 305 00:20:58,178 --> 00:20:59,751 Now, are you still interning for that lady? 306 00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:03,838 Executive assistant, and no. 307 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,506 Actually, she left the company. 308 00:21:05,518 --> 00:21:08,259 Oh. Your job's not in jeopardy now, is it? 309 00:21:08,271 --> 00:21:10,554 No! Not at all. 310 00:21:10,566 --> 00:21:12,056 Look, they're doing some retooling, 311 00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:15,684 and actually, they're looking at giving me my own show, so... 312 00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:17,448 When does it air, Anna? 313 00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:22,733 I mean, there's still a lot to do, so it might be a while, 314 00:21:22,745 --> 00:21:24,777 but it's all moving along. 315 00:21:24,789 --> 00:21:26,445 Hope it works out. 316 00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:29,031 It already is, so... 317 00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:31,909 - Oh, the flying African story. I did my thesis on these. 318 00:21:31,921 --> 00:21:34,161 - Yes! - No, that's in there? 319 00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,746 It's ridiculous. 320 00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:36,842 I'm sorry? 321 00:21:39,887 --> 00:21:41,752 I'm just, um, 322 00:21:41,764 --> 00:21:45,339 surprised to see a room full of people 323 00:21:45,351 --> 00:21:47,341 with doctorates, like, 324 00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:50,387 trippin' over superstitions and fairy tales. 325 00:21:50,399 --> 00:21:51,650 Fairy tales. 326 00:21:52,776 --> 00:21:54,516 Humph. 327 00:21:54,528 --> 00:21:56,643 How does one group of people subjugate another? 328 00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:59,255 Uh, Amos... No, no, no. I'm just educating the girl. 329 00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:01,773 You subjugate a people 330 00:22:01,785 --> 00:22:05,110 by telling them their science is superstition, 331 00:22:05,122 --> 00:22:08,989 their faith is heresy, and their wisdom is make-believe. 332 00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:11,283 They called the American Indians savages. 333 00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:12,546 And they called us... 334 00:22:13,714 --> 00:22:14,911 Well, what didn't they call us? 335 00:22:14,923 --> 00:22:17,872 - I got it, okay? - No, you don't get it. 336 00:22:17,884 --> 00:22:21,084 From the moment you are born, you are so thoroughly indoctrinated 337 00:22:21,096 --> 00:22:23,878 by the insanity of Western European world views, 338 00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:27,883 you can't bear to see yourself the way nature would have. 339 00:22:27,895 --> 00:22:31,971 And you scoff at us and our superstitions. Well... 340 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:36,058 those superstitions are in fact tributaries leading to rivers 341 00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:40,062 and oceans of truth about what you really are. 342 00:22:40,074 --> 00:22:42,356 And who you might have been. 343 00:22:45,747 --> 00:22:47,248 Someone pass the salt. 344 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:51,490 Uh, why you never bring Julius? 345 00:22:51,502 --> 00:22:53,951 His show is doing really well, so... 346 00:22:53,963 --> 00:22:55,244 it keeps him busy. 347 00:22:55,256 --> 00:22:57,663 - Hmm. - Our show, really. 348 00:22:57,675 --> 00:22:59,677 But you're making your rent, right? 349 00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,460 Anna, no. Your credit. 350 00:23:02,472 --> 00:23:04,712 You can't mess with that. Baby... They wanna raise the rent 500- 351 00:23:04,724 --> 00:23:07,174 - What? What? 500? 352 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,134 Five hundred bucks. I'll figure it out. 353 00:23:09,146 --> 00:23:11,053 No, that is outrageous. 354 00:23:11,065 --> 00:23:13,639 White folks started moving in, so... 355 00:23:13,651 --> 00:23:17,112 Well, they have a habit of doing that, don't they? 356 00:23:17,905 --> 00:23:19,519 - Auntie, no. - Mm-mm. 357 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:23,357 Please. Your uncle doesn't know anything about my little account. 358 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:28,457 Humph. Besides, you can pay me back when your show comes through. 359 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,084 Okay? 360 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:34,379 Okay. 361 00:23:35,339 --> 00:23:36,995 Mm. So... 362 00:23:37,007 --> 00:23:38,580 We finally gonna do something... Auntie! 363 00:23:38,592 --> 00:23:41,792 Oh, okay. All right. I'm just sayin'... 364 00:23:41,804 --> 00:23:44,586 Wigs have gone a long way since, you know... 365 00:23:44,598 --> 00:23:46,256 last time you tried 'em. 366 00:23:46,268 --> 00:23:48,186 What'd you want me to do with that? 367 00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:50,397 It's a book. People read 'em. 368 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,857 I'm good. 369 00:23:55,694 --> 00:23:58,947 I forget to leave Professor Bludso at work sometimes. 370 00:24:00,115 --> 00:24:01,324 I'm sorry. 371 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:06,442 Don't you think Kieren might be more into that folklore stuff? 372 00:24:06,454 --> 00:24:07,944 You're into it, too. 373 00:24:07,956 --> 00:24:11,281 As long as it involves a fly girl making it big in the city. 374 00:24:11,293 --> 00:24:13,616 Starring Sandra. 375 00:24:13,628 --> 00:24:15,451 - A fly girl, huh? - Hey. 376 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:21,207 Their stories run the world. 377 00:24:21,219 --> 00:24:23,763 Sure as the sun, these are ours. 378 00:24:55,338 --> 00:24:56,286 Hi. 379 00:24:56,298 --> 00:24:59,455 Um, are your prices listed? 380 00:24:59,467 --> 00:25:01,040 Oh, for a sew in? 381 00:25:01,052 --> 00:25:04,055 - Yeah. - Oh, hair and service is 450. 382 00:25:05,307 --> 00:25:07,339 - Four hundred and fifty? - Mm. 383 00:25:07,351 --> 00:25:10,383 And Virgie's earliest appointment is the 15th... 384 00:25:10,395 --> 00:25:11,897 of February. 385 00:25:12,356 --> 00:25:15,263 Look, sista to sista, 386 00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:16,848 I work in TV. 387 00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:18,767 I'm actually a VJ at Culture, 388 00:25:18,779 --> 00:25:22,437 and girl to girl, I really need this. 389 00:25:22,449 --> 00:25:25,649 Well, I can see that. 390 00:25:25,661 --> 00:25:30,278 Look, I don't know how it works in your hood, or wherever. 391 00:25:30,290 --> 00:25:34,741 But we are a world-class salon, okay? 392 00:25:34,753 --> 00:25:38,590 Look, I'm sure you can find someone else to hook you up. 393 00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:44,764 Excuse me! 394 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,922 - Hi. - Uh, Denise? 395 00:25:47,934 --> 00:25:49,632 Please. I just need a moment. 396 00:25:49,644 --> 00:25:51,717 You ever had a dream? 397 00:25:51,729 --> 00:25:53,886 One you'd be willing to do anything for? 398 00:25:53,898 --> 00:25:56,681 Very few things are worth doing anything for, baby. 399 00:25:56,693 --> 00:26:00,017 Right. Especially when everyone says you can't do it. 400 00:26:00,029 --> 00:26:01,686 You don't deserve this, says you don't belong 401 00:26:01,698 --> 00:26:04,117 where you know your destiny tells you to be. 402 00:26:04,617 --> 00:26:06,703 Sista, have you ever been there? 403 00:26:07,537 --> 00:26:08,901 Okay. 404 00:26:08,913 --> 00:26:11,040 It'll be my good deed for the day. 405 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:16,129 You can wait over there until she can slip you in. 406 00:27:06,348 --> 00:27:07,974 Sweetheart. 407 00:27:12,604 --> 00:27:14,230 All right, baby. 408 00:27:15,190 --> 00:27:16,691 Let's find her. 409 00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:21,446 Go on and look around, honey. 410 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:25,742 You won't see my supply at any other salon. 411 00:27:29,829 --> 00:27:31,706 My sources are exclusive. 412 00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:45,388 I thought so. 413 00:27:46,889 --> 00:27:49,171 I really do feel something. 414 00:27:49,183 --> 00:27:51,185 Clients wear this stuff as magic. 415 00:27:52,853 --> 00:27:54,718 You know, in some parts of India, 416 00:27:54,730 --> 00:27:57,846 a woman's hair is her most prized possession. 417 00:27:57,858 --> 00:28:01,058 It's the greatest sacrifice she can make to her gods. 418 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:03,352 This came all the way from India? 419 00:28:03,364 --> 00:28:05,283 Forget about where it's from. 420 00:28:06,617 --> 00:28:08,482 Let's focus on where it's going. 421 00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:17,241 You're not tender-headed, are you? 422 00:28:17,253 --> 00:28:18,409 I'm sorry! 423 00:28:18,421 --> 00:28:20,006 I'll be fine. 424 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,133 Aah. 425 00:29:06,346 --> 00:29:07,639 Ow. 426 00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:21,599 My mama used a hot comb on me. 427 00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:25,990 And she burned the shit out of my scalp. 428 00:29:34,457 --> 00:29:36,364 Ow. Ow. 429 00:29:41,131 --> 00:29:42,424 You almost finished? 430 00:29:57,106 --> 00:29:58,148 Ow. 431 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:19,701 Sweetheart. 432 00:30:19,713 --> 00:30:23,591 I'm sorry, I... I've never had my hair done before. 433 00:30:40,734 --> 00:30:42,682 You're not the first to faint. 434 00:30:45,071 --> 00:30:46,197 Ow. 435 00:31:07,803 --> 00:31:10,097 - It's... - Stunning. 436 00:31:16,979 --> 00:31:19,523 My line of essential oils for the scalp. 437 00:31:20,149 --> 00:31:21,776 Proprietary blend. 438 00:31:22,485 --> 00:31:25,851 You want to get it between your braids and work it into the hair, 439 00:31:25,863 --> 00:31:27,603 at least twice a day. 440 00:31:27,615 --> 00:31:30,451 Trust me. And never get it wet. 441 00:31:31,494 --> 00:31:33,609 It'll hurt for the first week or so. 442 00:31:33,621 --> 00:31:36,958 A lot, but that's normal for the first time. 443 00:31:38,251 --> 00:31:39,920 But once you get through it, 444 00:31:41,463 --> 00:31:44,216 I'll never be this bad again, okay? 445 00:31:45,217 --> 00:31:48,375 I thought you said there wouldn't be anybody else here. 446 00:31:48,387 --> 00:31:50,013 She's leaving. 447 00:31:52,057 --> 00:31:55,143 When she tells you not to get it wet, believe her. 448 00:31:55,852 --> 00:31:57,467 What the hell, Sandra? 449 00:31:57,479 --> 00:31:58,855 Rain at the venue. 450 00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:02,264 Manager wanted a Diana Ross moment. 451 00:32:02,276 --> 00:32:03,890 Oh, such a fan. 452 00:32:03,902 --> 00:32:07,686 I work for Culture, and it's all because growing up, I saw you. 453 00:32:07,698 --> 00:32:09,449 Someone who looks like me on TV. 454 00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:12,995 Love, love the new video. 455 00:32:13,912 --> 00:32:15,455 So does the label. 456 00:32:35,059 --> 00:32:38,175 Hey! It's Anna. Leave a message. 457 00:32:38,187 --> 00:32:40,219 Hey, it's Edna. 458 00:32:40,231 --> 00:32:42,305 It's happening a lot faster than I thought, 459 00:32:42,317 --> 00:32:45,182 and I want you by my side. Call me, sis. 460 00:32:47,947 --> 00:32:50,199 This is it! Open it! 461 00:32:54,871 --> 00:32:56,080 Fuck. 462 00:32:56,581 --> 00:32:59,406 - What? - Fuckin' rent! That's what. 463 00:32:59,418 --> 00:33:01,003 I paid you. 464 00:33:01,545 --> 00:33:03,076 That increase happened after... 465 00:33:03,088 --> 00:33:05,120 The increase happened when I say it did. 466 00:33:05,132 --> 00:33:07,414 It's 500 bucks. Now. 467 00:33:07,426 --> 00:33:10,626 What are you gonna do? Just drag me into the middle of the street? 468 00:33:11,972 --> 00:33:13,211 Mr. Tannen! 469 00:33:13,223 --> 00:33:14,713 Cops will do that for me. 470 00:33:14,725 --> 00:33:16,256 Mr. Tannen! 471 00:33:16,268 --> 00:33:18,687 My toilet's overflowing! 472 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:23,951 "First there was only the wild beasts and the red man. 473 00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:26,632 Then the white man came and brought our people." 474 00:34:28,301 --> 00:34:30,344 "The Moss Haired Girl." 475 00:34:33,055 --> 00:34:35,671 "The house negress was a plain woman" 476 00:34:35,683 --> 00:34:39,312 "who took up walking in them woods when her work was done." 477 00:34:41,188 --> 00:34:44,513 "She'd see tress covered in black moss so fine 478 00:34:44,525 --> 00:34:46,181 "it looked like massa hair. 479 00:34:46,193 --> 00:34:49,780 She stole the moss from the tree, and made herself a wig." 480 00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:41,864 Welcome back to RMV. 481 00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:43,741 Can you believe it? We are gonna do something so crazy 482 00:35:43,753 --> 00:35:45,326 and so different for us right now. 483 00:35:45,338 --> 00:35:47,286 Okay, the princess of soul, Sandra... 484 00:35:47,298 --> 00:35:50,498 - Ow! Ow. - Is now the queen of pop! 485 00:35:50,510 --> 00:35:53,125 Her newest single "I Get It" is rising the pop charts, 486 00:35:53,137 --> 00:35:55,544 so let's give it up for her RMV debut. 487 00:35:55,556 --> 00:35:57,600 Here's Sandra! 488 00:36:09,362 --> 00:36:10,559 Yeah, man. 489 00:36:10,571 --> 00:36:11,936 Oh, who dat? 490 00:36:11,948 --> 00:36:13,522 Oh, oh, my, my, my. 491 00:36:13,534 --> 00:36:16,120 Anna, uh, so I got these Janet Jackson tickets, if you... 492 00:36:17,162 --> 00:36:18,414 Feel like... 493 00:36:19,790 --> 00:36:21,583 - Hey, girl. - Hi. 494 00:36:24,962 --> 00:36:26,547 Hmm. Humph! 495 00:36:43,689 --> 00:36:45,065 Aah. 496 00:36:47,484 --> 00:36:49,528 - Mm. - Wow. 497 00:36:50,195 --> 00:36:52,019 You look good, girl. 498 00:36:52,031 --> 00:36:54,326 Hey. 499 00:36:55,201 --> 00:36:56,536 Thanks to you. 500 00:36:58,288 --> 00:37:00,528 I overheard Zora's hair speech. 501 00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:03,406 So, I thought she might like this. 502 00:37:03,418 --> 00:37:04,919 How does it feel? 503 00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:06,451 It's fine. 504 00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:08,911 I know. When I first got mine in, I wasn't used to all that length. 505 00:37:08,923 --> 00:37:11,122 I was always swiping at my neck, 506 00:37:11,134 --> 00:37:13,637 - like, "What is this? - Yeah." 507 00:37:14,346 --> 00:37:17,712 Oh, there's a planning meeting in the conference room at 11:00, 508 00:37:17,724 --> 00:37:19,422 and Zora wants you there. 509 00:37:19,434 --> 00:37:21,645 She... She does? 510 00:37:21,936 --> 00:37:23,134 She does. 511 00:37:35,242 --> 00:37:36,440 Ew! 512 00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:43,709 I told you. 513 00:37:46,504 --> 00:37:47,755 So sad. 514 00:37:54,387 --> 00:37:56,430 Mm. Lookin' fly, Anna. 515 00:37:57,348 --> 00:37:58,879 Fuck you. 516 00:37:58,891 --> 00:38:01,352 So, uh, here's where I'm at. 517 00:38:02,228 --> 00:38:03,968 No more cooking shows. 518 00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,844 No more hair shows. 519 00:38:05,856 --> 00:38:07,972 No more endless blocks of Anita Baker. 520 00:38:07,984 --> 00:38:11,226 She gave us good love, and we've had enough of it. 521 00:38:11,238 --> 00:38:13,561 Ooh, uh, what's wrong with Anita Baker? 522 00:38:13,573 --> 00:38:15,689 Look, Hair Beat got mad ratings. 523 00:38:15,701 --> 00:38:18,400 A point 6 in 5 share would make me mad, as well. 524 00:38:18,412 --> 00:38:19,693 That ain't bad for cable. 525 00:38:19,705 --> 00:38:22,112 Brook, you are better than Hair Beat. 526 00:38:22,124 --> 00:38:23,613 You've got personality. 527 00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:25,198 With clothes that fit, you could be a star. 528 00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:27,575 Sista Soul, you could be... 529 00:38:27,587 --> 00:38:28,880 something. 530 00:38:29,381 --> 00:38:32,289 The quiet storm is a little too loud for our channel. 531 00:38:32,301 --> 00:38:34,582 I mean, don't get me wrong. I love the whole organic, 532 00:38:34,594 --> 00:38:37,669 earthy dashiki vibe, but we need to find you a new lane. 533 00:38:37,681 --> 00:38:39,546 A new lane? 534 00:38:39,558 --> 00:38:42,799 Sista, I represent black women, okay? 535 00:38:42,811 --> 00:38:44,426 Real working women. 536 00:38:44,438 --> 00:38:46,052 Who evidently don't have cable. 537 00:38:46,064 --> 00:38:48,179 Don't come up in here trying to make us something we ain't. 538 00:38:48,191 --> 00:38:50,140 Yo, yo, yo. I don't want to change you. 539 00:38:50,152 --> 00:38:51,767 - Mostly just Sista. - Brook. 540 00:38:51,779 --> 00:38:54,729 I want you more... whatever this is. 541 00:38:54,741 --> 00:38:57,982 This is what we can sell advertising around. 542 00:38:57,994 --> 00:39:00,401 Uh, let us not be precious here. 543 00:39:00,413 --> 00:39:01,998 Back me up on this, Anna. 544 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:05,823 Oh, so you've been talking to her about us. 545 00:39:05,835 --> 00:39:08,075 - Got it. - I didn't say anything like that. 546 00:39:08,087 --> 00:39:09,422 Humph. 547 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,912 - Wow. - This is what I want to do. 548 00:39:11,924 --> 00:39:14,874 I want to create a programming centerpiece. 549 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,917 Live. Something fresh. 550 00:39:16,929 --> 00:39:19,211 - A live call-in countdown show. - Live countdown show. 551 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:21,172 - Viewers rank their favorite videos. - ...vote for their favorites. 552 00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:24,175 Then we create programming blocks to showcase these videos, - ...who rep different styles. 553 00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,594 ...in new and exciting ways. 554 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:31,975 You want us to reprogram an entire network... 555 00:39:31,987 --> 00:39:34,061 ...in six weeks? 556 00:39:34,073 --> 00:39:37,660 If you plan to still be working here in six weeks, Sheryl, yes. 557 00:39:38,202 --> 00:39:39,703 What kind of advertising? 558 00:39:44,875 --> 00:39:46,615 You wanted to see me? 559 00:39:46,627 --> 00:39:48,253 What the hell was that in there? 560 00:39:49,088 --> 00:39:50,911 I'm just confused. 561 00:39:50,923 --> 00:39:52,579 You haven't commented on the proposal, 562 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:54,581 and suddenly... You being invited in a meeting 563 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:57,012 with producers and hosts was my comment. 564 00:39:59,098 --> 00:40:00,391 Virgie's? 565 00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:04,174 Yes. 566 00:40:04,186 --> 00:40:05,479 It has her signature. 567 00:40:09,108 --> 00:40:10,109 What? 568 00:40:12,779 --> 00:40:14,656 Are you giving me the show? 569 00:40:22,205 --> 00:40:23,498 To host? 570 00:40:24,082 --> 00:40:27,669 Awful big bet to make on someone who's never hosted a show before. 571 00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:31,244 Like the one Grant made on Julius? 572 00:40:31,256 --> 00:40:33,413 Or is Julius somehow special? 573 00:40:34,884 --> 00:40:36,791 What are you getting at? 574 00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:40,461 It just seems like Julius is the only one not under a microscope. 575 00:40:40,473 --> 00:40:43,673 Like he's getting special treatment or something. 576 00:40:43,685 --> 00:40:45,437 And why would he get that? 577 00:40:48,189 --> 00:40:49,888 Because we're fucking? 578 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,777 What? 579 00:40:53,029 --> 00:40:54,447 We're fucking. 580 00:40:55,156 --> 00:40:56,812 You have a problem with that? 581 00:40:56,824 --> 00:40:57,980 Why would I? 582 00:40:57,992 --> 00:41:01,108 Your private life is your business. 583 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,485 A live show is all hands on deck. 584 00:41:03,497 --> 00:41:05,195 I need everyone working on this. 585 00:41:05,207 --> 00:41:08,377 I will decide who the lead is when I can see what you all can do. 586 00:41:09,462 --> 00:41:10,462 Cool? 587 00:41:12,715 --> 00:41:15,289 Oh, and, uh, Anna? 588 00:41:15,301 --> 00:41:17,637 Get your girls in check. 589 00:41:32,277 --> 00:41:34,279 Zora's who you've been seeing? 590 00:41:34,696 --> 00:41:39,022 Nigga, you get out the hood off my idea. You wanna what, trade up? 591 00:41:39,034 --> 00:41:40,607 Just chill with that. 592 00:41:40,619 --> 00:41:41,691 Who else knows? 593 00:41:41,703 --> 00:41:45,862 - Your girl told me. And I use the term "girl" very loosely. 594 00:41:45,874 --> 00:41:49,115 - 'Cause she old enough to be your mama. - Enough with that. 595 00:41:49,127 --> 00:41:50,241 Okay? 596 00:41:50,253 --> 00:41:53,453 - But it makes sense. 'Cause you act like a fuckin' child! 597 00:41:53,465 --> 00:41:57,791 So, what, you're gonna sleep your way to the top, like a little bitch? 598 00:41:57,803 --> 00:42:01,181 - What? - This is the first time I actually heard you raise your voice. 599 00:42:01,932 --> 00:42:03,809 - I kind of like it. - Fuck you! 600 00:42:05,018 --> 00:42:07,176 Listen, I don't want this to get out okay? 601 00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:08,761 Tell Zora that, then. 602 00:42:08,773 --> 00:42:09,899 Oh, I will. 603 00:42:11,317 --> 00:42:13,757 You know, I'm not the only one with secrets around this place. 604 00:42:15,238 --> 00:42:18,658 Unless you found somebody to do that thing that you like. 605 00:42:20,493 --> 00:42:22,108 What's that got to do with anything? 606 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,652 This is a gossipy office, and, uh... 607 00:42:24,664 --> 00:42:27,500 your discretion is appreciated, okay? 608 00:42:30,628 --> 00:42:32,088 We had fun. 609 00:42:32,797 --> 00:42:34,799 Let's not make it more than that, okay? 610 00:43:12,171 --> 00:43:13,505 Ow. 611 00:43:26,686 --> 00:43:28,301 Hey, it's me! 612 00:43:28,313 --> 00:43:30,386 Just wanted to make sure you're not dead. 613 00:43:32,275 --> 00:43:34,486 - Hey. - Whoa. 614 00:43:35,028 --> 00:43:39,145 So this is why you haven't been at dinner in a while. Okay. 615 00:43:39,157 --> 00:43:42,565 Oh, my God. Dad is going to flip. And Mom? 616 00:43:42,577 --> 00:43:45,580 - Actually, Mom's gonna love it, but... - So nice to see you, too, Linda. 617 00:43:46,247 --> 00:43:48,655 You hungry? 618 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:50,406 You can't get that wet, can you? 619 00:43:50,418 --> 00:43:51,908 Like, at all. 620 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,827 Oh, honey. I think you're allergic. 621 00:43:54,839 --> 00:43:56,829 No, it's human. 622 00:43:56,841 --> 00:43:58,331 I think my neck's just... 623 00:43:58,343 --> 00:44:01,501 not used to having all this brushing up against it. 624 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:05,267 Oh, so you're the one that's been hogging this. 625 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,342 Unc gave that to me to read. 626 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:10,106 Yeah, like a month ago. 627 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:13,275 Okay. Keep it. I don't care. 628 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:24,745 Hey. I wasn't done! 629 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,331 It's fine. 630 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,823 Kieren says I've put on a few. 631 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,044 What? 632 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:35,911 Hey, what... 633 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,050 What does Julius think? 634 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,013 He loves it. 635 00:44:47,019 --> 00:44:50,105 You must have all those famous people on speed-dial. 636 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,514 I mean, not all of 'em. 637 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:57,571 So cool. 638 00:44:58,030 --> 00:45:00,115 You knew what you were gonna do your whole life. 639 00:45:00,866 --> 00:45:03,243 Dad knew what I was gonna do before I was even born. 640 00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:05,829 Must be nice. 641 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:10,947 I should... I should go. 642 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,919 Oh, but first... 643 00:45:15,255 --> 00:45:16,590 These are for you. 644 00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:21,178 Aah! Thank you. 645 00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:36,390 - Love you. - Love you, too. 646 00:45:36,402 --> 00:45:39,435 - Have a good night. - Okay. Drive safe. 647 00:45:39,447 --> 00:45:41,449 I always do! 648 00:45:55,755 --> 00:45:58,079 You're tuned to Bludso on the radio. 649 00:45:58,091 --> 00:46:02,208 Stage one of my dramatic transformation is almost complete. 650 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:04,741 Oh, my God. You're such a child. 651 00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:09,007 Well, I'm an actual child, so... 652 00:46:09,019 --> 00:46:10,842 how is that an insult? 653 00:46:15,693 --> 00:46:17,724 It just means it's working. 654 00:46:20,990 --> 00:46:23,522 Listeners, the music will be right back 655 00:46:23,534 --> 00:46:25,119 after a quick break. 656 00:46:27,955 --> 00:46:30,362 Fine, but don't get mad when you're just as nappy as you ever were. 657 00:46:30,374 --> 00:46:31,875 Mr. Tannen. 658 00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:36,201 - May I help you with...? - Do we still gotta do this? 659 00:46:36,213 --> 00:46:37,661 Come on, Linda! 660 00:46:37,673 --> 00:46:39,371 - I'm right here! - Do what? 661 00:46:42,136 --> 00:46:44,180 I actually have your money. 662 00:46:44,848 --> 00:46:46,850 W-Why don't you hold onto it? 663 00:46:49,352 --> 00:46:50,842 You been drinking, Mr. Tannen? 664 00:46:50,854 --> 00:46:54,053 - Don't do that. You're not the only one, you know. 665 00:46:54,065 --> 00:46:55,317 I know the game. 666 00:46:56,151 --> 00:46:57,640 You know, my cousin's actually waiting... 667 00:46:57,652 --> 00:46:59,696 No, she's not. 668 00:47:00,447 --> 00:47:02,157 Relax, baby. 669 00:47:02,782 --> 00:47:05,910 Black pussy is a passion of mine. 670 00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:09,831 How about some music? Thin walls, right? 671 00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:13,031 Okay. 672 00:47:17,255 --> 00:47:19,674 YOUNG ANNA : Linda! 673 00:47:36,817 --> 00:47:38,277 Fuck! 674 00:47:38,653 --> 00:47:39,892 Aah! Aah! 675 00:47:41,447 --> 00:47:43,145 Aah! 676 00:47:43,157 --> 00:47:44,617 Aah! 677 00:47:45,117 --> 00:47:47,078 We're just gettin' started. Yeah! 678 00:48:13,188 --> 00:48:14,690 Mr. Tannen? 679 00:48:19,403 --> 00:48:20,862 Mr. Tannen. 680 00:48:37,462 --> 00:48:38,630 Oh. 681 00:48:48,057 --> 00:48:50,143 What the fuck is this? 682 00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:16,282 Good morning, Los Angeles. 683 00:49:16,294 --> 00:49:19,160 You were listening to "One Night," the latest from Sandra. 684 00:49:19,172 --> 00:49:21,705 We got traffic and weather coming up for you right after the break, 685 00:49:21,717 --> 00:49:22,914 but first, some good news. 686 00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:24,041 Stay close to that dial 687 00:49:24,053 --> 00:49:26,585 for your chance to win tickets to see the The Fellas, 688 00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:28,712 live and in concert at the Forum. 689 00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:38,013 - We're ready to transport. - All right. 690 00:49:40,819 --> 00:49:43,518 - Oh, my gosh. - Mm-hmm. Mr. Tannen. 691 00:49:43,530 --> 00:49:46,617 They found that bastard dead in the dumpster. 692 00:49:47,534 --> 00:49:51,026 The door to the roof was open. There was empty bottles of gin everywhere. 693 00:49:51,038 --> 00:49:53,487 You know what? I bet he slipped. 694 00:49:53,499 --> 00:49:55,322 Ooh, that drunk-ass. 695 00:49:55,334 --> 00:49:56,585 Liv. 696 00:49:57,503 --> 00:49:58,671 Yeah. 697 00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:00,674 How horrible. 698 00:50:01,091 --> 00:50:02,455 You know what he did to me? 699 00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:05,333 He tried to raise my rent by $500. 700 00:50:05,345 --> 00:50:08,306 I had to threaten to sue his ass. He ever try that shit with you? 701 00:50:10,225 --> 00:50:13,925 - No. Thank God. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, praise Heaven. 702 00:50:13,937 --> 00:50:16,010 Fucking rapist. 703 00:50:18,858 --> 00:50:21,057 Damn, that took a turn. 704 00:50:21,069 --> 00:50:24,769 Ooh, Mr. Tannen, you dead. Bye, girl. 705 00:50:41,132 --> 00:50:44,635 I'm not changing who I am just to appeal to some whiter... 706 00:50:45,469 --> 00:50:48,002 ...wider demographic. 707 00:50:48,014 --> 00:50:51,171 No one's asking you to change who you are. Just... 708 00:50:51,183 --> 00:50:52,560 the way you look. 709 00:50:53,269 --> 00:50:54,591 The name of your show. 710 00:50:54,603 --> 00:50:56,593 It's not that big of a deal. 711 00:50:56,605 --> 00:50:58,929 You know how long it took me to get here? 712 00:50:58,941 --> 00:51:01,390 How many interviews I've had to walk into, 713 00:51:01,402 --> 00:51:03,809 not knowing if they wanted Angela Davis, 714 00:51:03,821 --> 00:51:06,312 or Diahann Carroll, or Queen Latifah, 715 00:51:06,324 --> 00:51:08,647 or fucking Claire Huxtable. 716 00:51:08,659 --> 00:51:10,774 I'm sick of this shit! 717 00:51:10,786 --> 00:51:14,028 - Come on, Sista. It ain't gotta be all that. 718 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,697 I mean, look. Black women are magic. You know that. 719 00:51:16,709 --> 00:51:18,616 We could put our hair all the way up to the sky, 720 00:51:18,628 --> 00:51:21,077 drape it down to our shoulders, or somewhere in between. 721 00:51:21,089 --> 00:51:24,080 Shit, Patti LaBelle changed her hairstyle 20 times in one performance. 722 00:51:24,092 --> 00:51:25,498 What you need is a new attitude. 723 00:51:25,510 --> 00:51:27,292 Yeah, but that was her choice. 724 00:51:27,304 --> 00:51:29,085 A career in TV was your choice. 725 00:51:29,097 --> 00:51:32,047 I chose a career at Culture. 726 00:51:32,059 --> 00:51:34,507 A place where I ain't gotta look like a different bitch every week 727 00:51:34,519 --> 00:51:35,592 just to do what I love. 728 00:51:35,604 --> 00:51:38,065 Culture is dead. 729 00:51:38,857 --> 00:51:40,692 For real? 730 00:51:41,985 --> 00:51:43,933 - Sista. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 731 00:51:43,945 --> 00:51:44,946 Sista... 732 00:51:47,366 --> 00:51:48,575 Sista... 733 00:51:50,952 --> 00:51:51,983 Hey. 734 00:51:51,995 --> 00:51:55,403 - Yes, Sheryl? - Um, is this a programming meeting? 735 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:56,696 It was. 736 00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:58,378 I wasn't informed. 737 00:51:59,295 --> 00:52:00,797 I'm the VP of programming. 738 00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:03,704 What have you done for me lately? 739 00:52:05,468 --> 00:52:06,886 Anna, you have a month. 740 00:52:09,806 --> 00:52:12,588 It's not fair. It's not, 741 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,560 playing by these rules, but... 742 00:52:15,311 --> 00:52:17,897 Do you really want to quit the game? 743 00:52:20,066 --> 00:52:23,277 And it's fun. I'm telling you. It's like... 744 00:52:24,195 --> 00:52:26,197 Like Halloween or something. 745 00:52:27,532 --> 00:52:30,982 People look at you and they see somebody else, 746 00:52:30,994 --> 00:52:35,957 and somehow, you become... more of yourself. 747 00:52:38,210 --> 00:52:41,422 Or at least, a bigger version, or... 748 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:44,466 I don't know. 749 00:52:46,176 --> 00:52:47,624 Look, 750 00:52:47,636 --> 00:52:49,918 let's just get through this season, 751 00:52:49,930 --> 00:52:51,878 and then take that shit out. 752 00:52:51,890 --> 00:52:54,089 Wear what you want to wear. 753 00:52:54,101 --> 00:52:59,219 And we'll all go to Jamaica, or something. 754 00:52:59,231 --> 00:53:01,096 Jamaica, bitch? 755 00:53:01,108 --> 00:53:03,527 You, me, and Brook. 756 00:53:05,571 --> 00:53:06,780 Look... 757 00:53:07,656 --> 00:53:10,534 Please, please don't quit. 758 00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:14,413 Y'all the only ones here I understand. 759 00:53:20,462 --> 00:53:22,005 I'll think about it. 760 00:53:22,881 --> 00:53:24,424 Got the news. 761 00:53:58,793 --> 00:54:00,461 Never again. 762 00:54:01,837 --> 00:54:03,619 Baxter was a... 763 00:54:03,631 --> 00:54:07,176 a bad man. But I'm not... 764 00:54:18,396 --> 00:54:19,689 Aah! 765 00:54:24,276 --> 00:54:26,320 Come on! Come on, come on! 766 00:54:27,405 --> 00:54:29,311 So, Sista. 767 00:54:29,323 --> 00:54:30,813 Divas with soul. 768 00:54:30,825 --> 00:54:32,523 A block of all women, 769 00:54:32,535 --> 00:54:35,902 MCs, soul singers, and of course, occasionally, 770 00:54:35,914 --> 00:54:37,499 the men we love. 771 00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:40,293 Nice. 772 00:54:45,507 --> 00:54:48,748 Um, so, with Sista, 773 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,556 we now have enough VJs for every segment of the audience. 774 00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:57,132 Mm, that just leaves a host. 775 00:54:57,144 --> 00:55:00,635 I think you'd agree that no one Grant's team suggested had that. 776 00:55:00,647 --> 00:55:04,681 Anna, I know how hard you're angling for this, and... 777 00:55:04,693 --> 00:55:07,154 I've seen the work you're putting in, and... 778 00:55:08,238 --> 00:55:09,394 I'm impressed. 779 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,538 You still using the pink stuff? 780 00:55:17,582 --> 00:55:18,904 Yeah. 781 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:20,293 It's not enough, is it? 782 00:55:21,044 --> 00:55:24,172 What? Do you mean...? 783 00:55:24,589 --> 00:55:26,704 Guess who...? 784 00:55:26,716 --> 00:55:29,582 Ooh. My bad, Anna. 785 00:55:29,594 --> 00:55:32,710 You, uh, ready for that lunch meeting? 786 00:55:32,722 --> 00:55:34,295 I'm starving. 787 00:55:38,144 --> 00:55:40,229 Can't wait for tonight. 788 00:55:52,533 --> 00:55:54,203 You okay, Sis? 789 00:55:57,081 --> 00:55:58,820 Up all night. 790 00:55:58,832 --> 00:56:00,793 Lord, they put this thing in tight. 791 00:56:01,752 --> 00:56:03,075 I'll be all right. 792 00:56:03,087 --> 00:56:06,119 - What changed your mind, girl? I love it. 793 00:56:06,131 --> 00:56:07,579 Me, too, girl. 794 00:56:11,428 --> 00:56:12,971 You did good today. 795 00:56:13,681 --> 00:56:14,848 Thanks, girl. 796 00:56:27,778 --> 00:56:28,779 Ow. 797 00:56:32,367 --> 00:56:33,910 Are you serious? 798 00:57:19,790 --> 00:57:21,709 This never happened. 799 00:57:52,824 --> 00:57:55,440 What's up, everybody? We are here to celebrate 800 00:57:55,452 --> 00:57:59,277 the hottest 24-hour music network, Cult, 801 00:57:59,289 --> 00:58:01,655 and here are The Fellas! 802 00:58:06,797 --> 00:58:08,119 Hey. 803 00:58:10,592 --> 00:58:12,969 Wow. Oh, my God. 804 00:58:13,387 --> 00:58:14,721 You look great. 805 00:58:26,316 --> 00:58:28,807 - Hey! - Sista! 806 00:58:28,819 --> 00:58:30,768 Look at you. 807 00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:32,061 Wow! 808 00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:33,479 Anna. 809 00:58:33,491 --> 00:58:35,982 You never called me back. 810 00:58:35,994 --> 00:58:37,942 Babe, I've been so busy. 811 00:58:37,954 --> 00:58:41,278 Rubbish. I want you and me at the Madonna party, okay? 812 00:58:41,290 --> 00:58:43,280 - Call me back. - I'll see. I'll see. 813 00:58:43,292 --> 00:58:44,836 Okay. 814 00:58:49,799 --> 00:58:50,830 ...every time! 815 00:58:50,842 --> 00:58:52,427 Well, as I live and breathe. 816 00:58:53,970 --> 00:58:55,793 You made it! 817 00:58:55,805 --> 00:59:00,214 Isn't it exquisite? 818 00:59:00,226 --> 00:59:02,466 Yes, well, it's certainly very different. 819 00:59:04,564 --> 00:59:06,429 Uh, what'd you say? 820 00:59:06,441 --> 00:59:08,139 Congratulations. 821 00:59:08,151 --> 00:59:11,518 We... so need to catch up. 822 00:59:11,530 --> 00:59:13,353 Let's go find somewhere to talk. 823 00:59:13,365 --> 00:59:14,575 Come on. 824 00:59:15,159 --> 00:59:19,026 Now, your first reaction may be that the office seems cold. 825 00:59:19,038 --> 00:59:23,876 But we like to think of Cult as a little more posh. 826 00:59:25,544 --> 00:59:27,004 Wouldn't you say? 827 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,619 That's some hair. 828 00:59:29,631 --> 00:59:31,121 Yeah. 829 00:59:31,133 --> 00:59:33,415 Can you believe it? 830 00:59:33,427 --> 00:59:35,346 I'd have to see it to believe it. 831 00:59:39,683 --> 00:59:41,089 It's... 832 00:59:41,101 --> 00:59:43,884 been hard without you, Edna. 833 00:59:43,896 --> 00:59:46,345 You seem to have adjusted pretty well. 834 00:59:46,357 --> 00:59:48,138 I had no choice. 835 00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:50,099 You always have a choice. 836 00:59:50,111 --> 00:59:51,488 Not always. 837 00:59:52,864 --> 00:59:53,948 Okay. 838 00:59:56,451 --> 00:59:58,745 Edna, what is it? 839 01:00:01,289 --> 01:00:02,737 Grant offered me the world 840 01:00:02,749 --> 01:00:06,991 to turn what was for the people, by the people, into... 841 01:00:07,003 --> 01:00:08,088 this. 842 01:00:08,838 --> 01:00:10,423 I chose to walk away. 843 01:00:11,341 --> 01:00:12,955 I almost got evicted. 844 01:00:12,967 --> 01:00:14,791 I had something for you, Anna. 845 01:00:14,803 --> 01:00:16,459 You never returned my phone calls. 846 01:00:16,471 --> 01:00:18,473 I have something here. 847 01:00:19,391 --> 01:00:21,964 Finally, after four years. You want me to start over? 848 01:00:21,976 --> 01:00:23,466 I can't afford that. 849 01:00:23,478 --> 01:00:25,677 You couldn't afford that hair, but that didn't stop you. 850 01:00:25,689 --> 01:00:27,774 Mm. 851 01:00:31,487 --> 01:00:33,811 Not with what you paid me. 852 01:00:35,825 --> 01:00:37,994 She's giving me my own show. 853 01:00:39,412 --> 01:00:41,038 More than that. 854 01:00:41,747 --> 01:00:47,378 She's making me the centerpiece of the entire channel. 855 01:00:50,589 --> 01:00:52,246 Well, I hope it's worth it. 856 01:00:59,515 --> 01:01:01,017 There's a code. 857 01:01:02,768 --> 01:01:07,052 Uh, 1-8-6-6, 858 01:01:07,064 --> 01:01:08,972 9-8. 859 01:01:10,777 --> 01:01:12,517 It's still locked. 860 01:01:12,529 --> 01:01:13,739 Did you press pound? 861 01:01:17,534 --> 01:01:19,858 Like I said, I hope it's worth it. 862 01:01:19,870 --> 01:01:21,151 It is. 863 01:01:24,916 --> 01:01:25,989 It is. 864 01:01:36,803 --> 01:01:39,419 Yeah, you know I could help you with whatever you need. 865 01:01:39,431 --> 01:01:41,129 Yeah. 866 01:01:41,141 --> 01:01:43,214 Julius! 867 01:01:43,226 --> 01:01:45,437 Mm, mm, mm. 868 01:01:54,489 --> 01:01:55,728 Hey. 869 01:01:55,740 --> 01:01:58,856 Oh, my God. Hey. 870 01:01:58,868 --> 01:02:00,828 Um, you're... Germane. 871 01:02:02,455 --> 01:02:05,404 I met you at Sandra's spot, right? 872 01:02:05,416 --> 01:02:08,449 Yeah, Anna. Anna Bludso, um, with Cult. 873 01:02:08,461 --> 01:02:11,369 - Hey, let me ask you a question. Have you been back... 874 01:02:11,381 --> 01:02:13,329 there? Virgie's. 875 01:02:13,341 --> 01:02:15,414 Oh. No. 876 01:02:15,426 --> 01:02:16,415 Why? 877 01:02:16,427 --> 01:02:19,585 It's just that ever since she started going there, 878 01:02:19,597 --> 01:02:21,879 Sandra's been acting a little... 879 01:02:21,891 --> 01:02:23,381 Anna. 880 01:02:23,393 --> 01:02:24,757 Anna Bludso. 881 01:02:24,769 --> 01:02:26,438 Mr. Madison? 882 01:02:27,481 --> 01:02:28,481 Zora? 883 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:31,973 - You know what? It's not a big deal. 884 01:02:31,985 --> 01:02:34,476 No, you should stay and say hi. 885 01:02:34,488 --> 01:02:37,241 Uh, I don't do suits. I, uh... 886 01:02:38,617 --> 01:02:40,160 I, I'll see you around. 887 01:02:49,545 --> 01:02:52,119 So, word on the street is you're our secret weapon. 888 01:02:52,131 --> 01:02:54,413 Where did Zora find you? 889 01:02:54,425 --> 01:02:57,165 I've worked here for four years. 890 01:02:59,096 --> 01:03:02,212 So, Zora shared with me your plans for Cult Live. Brilliant. 891 01:03:02,224 --> 01:03:04,381 Now, be prepared. You're gonna get a little bit of push back 892 01:03:04,393 --> 01:03:06,634 on the host thing. I'm all in. 893 01:03:06,646 --> 01:03:08,136 Yeah? You are? 894 01:03:08,148 --> 01:03:10,555 There's no one better to have as the face of Cult Live. 895 01:03:10,567 --> 01:03:12,306 Wow. 896 01:03:12,318 --> 01:03:15,143 - You really mean that? - Abso-fucking-lutely. 897 01:03:15,155 --> 01:03:18,325 Zora back on screen? Slam dunk. 898 01:03:21,286 --> 01:03:24,080 Very proud of what the two of you put together. All right? 899 01:03:24,831 --> 01:03:26,487 Excuse me. Rosalyn? 900 01:03:26,499 --> 01:03:28,781 - Anna... - Zora. 901 01:03:28,793 --> 01:03:30,795 Sorry, excuse me, Anna. This is, um... 902 01:03:34,132 --> 01:03:36,456 Z, I mean, come on. It's your party. 903 01:03:36,468 --> 01:03:38,041 And you've ruined it. 904 01:03:38,053 --> 01:03:39,471 Where the hell were you? 905 01:03:41,056 --> 01:03:43,546 Hey. Come on. Hey, don't leave... 906 01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:45,853 Eh, Anna... I mean, Zora! 907 01:03:46,896 --> 01:03:48,105 Shit. 908 01:04:03,037 --> 01:04:04,568 Everything okay? 909 01:04:06,957 --> 01:04:08,501 You smoking again? 910 01:04:15,675 --> 01:04:17,551 So, um, you good? 911 01:04:20,554 --> 01:04:23,045 Listen, she's a monster, Anna. 912 01:04:23,057 --> 01:04:26,007 She's manipulative, she's possessive, 913 01:04:26,019 --> 01:04:30,023 she's insecure... It must be awful, Julius. 914 01:04:33,068 --> 01:04:35,141 I really fucked things up, huh? 915 01:04:35,153 --> 01:04:37,239 Yeah. 916 01:04:37,781 --> 01:04:39,116 Yeah, I know I did. 917 01:04:40,117 --> 01:04:41,690 Can I tell you something? 918 01:04:41,702 --> 01:04:42,869 Fuck! 919 01:04:43,495 --> 01:04:44,985 What? 920 01:04:44,997 --> 01:04:49,239 I miss you. Okay? So, so much. And I... 921 01:04:49,251 --> 01:04:53,088 I know it's not fair to you, and I shouldn't say that, but it's true. 922 01:04:55,674 --> 01:04:56,967 You ever... 923 01:04:58,010 --> 01:04:59,136 ...miss me? 924 01:05:01,096 --> 01:05:02,639 I know, I shouldn't ask that. 925 01:05:04,142 --> 01:05:05,143 Right? 926 01:05:10,398 --> 01:05:11,816 You drive? 927 01:05:24,579 --> 01:05:26,622 Which one? Red or white, Anna? 928 01:05:31,002 --> 01:05:32,211 Anna? 929 01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:36,758 I used to fantasize about waking up in your bed. 930 01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:41,083 And I would go to start packing my things, 931 01:05:41,095 --> 01:05:42,753 and you would grab me. 932 01:05:42,765 --> 01:05:45,505 And you would say, 933 01:05:45,517 --> 01:05:48,300 "Where are you going, Anna? 934 01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:50,481 This is your home, Anna." 935 01:05:52,232 --> 01:05:53,817 That's so stupid, huh? 936 01:05:59,031 --> 01:06:00,270 I'm gonna go. 937 01:06:00,282 --> 01:06:04,328 Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 938 01:06:05,245 --> 01:06:06,652 Where you going? 939 01:06:38,196 --> 01:06:39,948 Pick your weapon. 940 01:06:40,990 --> 01:06:42,313 Oh! 941 01:06:44,077 --> 01:06:46,234 That's it? 942 01:06:46,246 --> 01:06:47,860 I've got an early morning. 943 01:06:47,872 --> 01:06:49,362 Mm. 944 01:06:49,374 --> 01:06:51,322 I'll be looking like Zorro. 945 01:06:51,334 --> 01:06:53,741 Or I'll be the Phantom of Your Ass. Come on. 946 01:06:53,753 --> 01:06:56,077 - Did you miss that? - Yeah. You miss this? 947 01:06:58,299 --> 01:06:59,789 Fuck. 948 01:07:00,927 --> 01:07:03,210 - Last time you were inside of me... - Uh-huh... 949 01:07:03,222 --> 01:07:05,379 Were you thinking about her? 950 01:07:05,391 --> 01:07:08,549 - Who? - Zora. Were you thinking of her? 951 01:07:08,561 --> 01:07:10,175 Huh? Wha... 952 01:07:10,187 --> 01:07:12,136 Oh, Anna. 953 01:07:12,148 --> 01:07:13,512 Your eyes. 954 01:07:13,524 --> 01:07:15,389 You never looked so beautiful. 955 01:07:17,570 --> 01:07:20,519 And what about the blonde from RMV? 956 01:07:20,531 --> 01:07:22,646 Huh? What? I don't know what you're talking... 957 01:07:22,658 --> 01:07:24,773 From the party. The blonde. 958 01:07:24,785 --> 01:07:26,984 Oh. Where are you going with this? 959 01:07:26,996 --> 01:07:28,205 I want to know... 960 01:07:29,874 --> 01:07:32,448 - I'm the best... - The best... 961 01:07:34,295 --> 01:07:37,369 Yeah, you never could resist a little bit of rope, huh? 962 01:07:37,381 --> 01:07:39,038 - Guess not. - Fucking ride that dick. 963 01:07:39,050 --> 01:07:41,124 Ride that shit hard... I'm the best? 964 01:07:41,136 --> 01:07:43,460 - Fuckin' best, baby. - Best you ever had? 965 01:07:43,472 --> 01:07:45,670 Best I fucking had! 966 01:07:48,852 --> 01:07:51,051 Then why did you leave? 967 01:07:51,063 --> 01:07:54,304 - Could... Could you chill out, baby? It's a little sensitive down there. 968 01:07:54,316 --> 01:07:55,889 I can relate. 969 01:07:59,321 --> 01:08:01,102 Aah! Aah! 970 01:08:22,011 --> 01:08:24,085 I did what the box told me. 971 01:09:07,683 --> 01:09:10,102 - Hello? - Hey, Linda? 972 01:09:10,686 --> 01:09:12,342 Hey, it's Anna. 973 01:09:12,354 --> 01:09:14,898 Uh, you know that book? Unc's book? 974 01:09:15,774 --> 01:09:18,765 I never finished the moss girl story. Could you read it to me? 975 01:09:18,777 --> 01:09:20,017 Right now? 976 01:09:20,029 --> 01:09:22,060 Just from the part where she gets the wig. 977 01:09:22,072 --> 01:09:24,938 You know, it helps me fall asleep. 978 01:09:24,950 --> 01:09:28,108 That's... not weird at all. 979 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:31,737 So, slave girl... Moss... Blah, blah, blah. All right... 980 01:09:31,749 --> 01:09:33,530 "She made herself a wig. 981 01:09:33,542 --> 01:09:36,992 "She sees herself in the mirror and she thinks she looks good. 982 01:09:37,004 --> 01:09:41,164 "Almost like someone else was staring back at her. Someone was. 983 01:09:41,176 --> 01:09:44,751 "She came across a slave crying on account of massa's whip, 984 01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:49,005 "and looked down and see her wig start drinking the blood from his wound. 985 01:09:49,017 --> 01:09:51,716 "'What kind of moss is this?' she say. 986 01:09:51,728 --> 01:09:54,927 "But with his dying breath, he tell her, 'That ain't moss. 987 01:09:54,939 --> 01:09:57,889 "'That's the hair of witches from the before time. 988 01:09:57,901 --> 01:10:02,101 "'They need blood to grow strong enough to take over a person's body. 989 01:10:02,113 --> 01:10:04,616 "'Then, they can come back to the world.' 990 01:10:05,658 --> 01:10:07,273 "She ain't want to believe him, 991 01:10:07,285 --> 01:10:09,942 "but then she feel her hair wrap around her neck, 992 01:10:09,954 --> 01:10:11,527 "and strangle her. 993 01:10:11,539 --> 01:10:14,364 "Even now, if you still see her walking around them woods, 994 01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:17,158 "remember, it's only her body. 995 01:10:17,170 --> 01:10:19,590 The witches take turns in her head." 996 01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:49,203 Welcome, honey. 997 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:52,820 Thank you for taking me last minute. 998 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:54,446 All good. 999 01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:56,293 I had an opening, like I said. 1000 01:10:57,170 --> 01:10:59,536 This gon' take a while to get all this out. 1001 01:10:59,548 --> 01:11:02,163 ...first of all, okay, 'cause I know who my daddy is. 1002 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:03,456 Couple hours. 1003 01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:05,000 - Okay. - Okay. 1004 01:11:07,014 --> 01:11:08,336 All right, Coral. 1005 01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:11,143 Miss Thing better be ready, 'cause I don't have all night. 1006 01:11:12,811 --> 01:11:13,937 Well... 1007 01:11:15,564 --> 01:11:17,733 I didn't know you went here, Edna. 1008 01:11:19,609 --> 01:11:23,893 Crowned is Black Hollywood's secret weapon. 1009 01:11:23,905 --> 01:11:25,687 'Course, you'd know that if 1010 01:11:25,699 --> 01:11:28,368 you didn't have a thing about people being in your hair. 1011 01:11:29,703 --> 01:11:31,234 If that were ever true. 1012 01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:34,112 - She's fucking killing me. - Aisha will be out in a minute. 1013 01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:37,074 - No, I do. I have to go. I told you that. 1014 01:11:37,086 --> 01:11:39,410 It's kind of funny seeing you here. 1015 01:11:39,422 --> 01:11:41,787 Damn, this is in here tight. 1016 01:11:41,799 --> 01:11:43,998 - Ow! - Okay, hey, hey. 1017 01:11:44,010 --> 01:11:45,624 Don't go there with that. 1018 01:11:45,636 --> 01:11:48,973 I'm sorry. It hurts so bad. 1019 01:11:49,599 --> 01:11:52,214 - I fucked up. - Jesus, Anna. 1020 01:11:52,226 --> 01:11:53,686 It's just hair. 1021 01:11:55,646 --> 01:11:57,815 Edna, I'm so sorry. 1022 01:11:58,816 --> 01:12:01,402 You were my friend and my mentor. 1023 01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:05,239 I just got caught up. I got... 1024 01:12:05,907 --> 01:12:07,438 really caught up. 1025 01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:08,910 I'm still caught up. 1026 01:12:10,953 --> 01:12:12,121 Ow. 1027 01:12:14,665 --> 01:12:16,168 You know I talk a lot of shit. 1028 01:12:17,044 --> 01:12:18,492 But the truth is, 1029 01:12:18,504 --> 01:12:22,454 I can't fault you for doing whatever it takes 1030 01:12:22,466 --> 01:12:25,177 to get where they keep trying to keep us from getting. 1031 01:12:26,303 --> 01:12:28,210 And fuck you. The hair looks good. 1032 01:12:29,348 --> 01:12:30,962 That's probably why I'm so mad. 1033 01:12:30,974 --> 01:12:33,423 You know, in a perfect world, 1034 01:12:33,435 --> 01:12:36,760 a woman would be able to wear her hair the fuck the way she wants to. 1035 01:12:36,772 --> 01:12:38,649 Yeah. Yeah. 1036 01:12:39,483 --> 01:12:42,933 Well, if she wants another weave, I ain't the one. 1037 01:12:45,864 --> 01:12:47,854 Can you put it up in a bun, please? 1038 01:12:47,866 --> 01:12:49,106 What's that, darlin'? 1039 01:12:49,118 --> 01:12:52,609 Uh, just put it up as tight as you can. 1040 01:12:52,621 --> 01:12:55,500 Uh, I don't want to yank it. I'm tender headed. 1041 01:12:57,001 --> 01:12:59,075 Girl, I'm so sorry. 1042 01:12:59,087 --> 01:13:03,371 Y'all, this surfer nigga from Venice got me so twisted. Mm. 1043 01:13:03,383 --> 01:13:06,499 I don't know. You got a surfer colonizing your lands? 1044 01:13:06,511 --> 01:13:07,637 Oh, Lord. 1045 01:13:08,346 --> 01:13:09,973 - Be right back. - Jesus. 1046 01:13:20,859 --> 01:13:21,889 Anna... 1047 01:13:23,445 --> 01:13:25,393 Oh, shit! 1048 01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:30,523 Aah! 1049 01:13:55,227 --> 01:13:56,717 Oh! Aah! 1050 01:13:56,729 --> 01:13:58,147 No! 1051 01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,773 It's Zora. Can't come to the phone right now, 1052 01:14:10,785 --> 01:14:12,191 so please leave a message. 1053 01:14:12,203 --> 01:14:14,527 Truth be told, I'm probably still at the office. 1054 01:14:52,202 --> 01:14:53,996 Oh, Sheryl! 1055 01:14:58,501 --> 01:14:59,711 Zora? 1056 01:15:03,005 --> 01:15:04,173 Anna. 1057 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,552 Something bad has happened. 1058 01:15:09,470 --> 01:15:10,960 Oh, I'm aware. 1059 01:15:10,972 --> 01:15:12,682 It's happening to you, too. 1060 01:15:15,727 --> 01:15:17,186 What do you mean? 1061 01:15:17,937 --> 01:15:19,522 How many lives has it taken? 1062 01:15:20,064 --> 01:15:22,930 It's so strange. 1063 01:15:22,942 --> 01:15:24,890 One moment you think you recognize yourself, 1064 01:15:24,902 --> 01:15:28,489 and then the next there's this rush of hunger. 1065 01:15:29,365 --> 01:15:32,816 Sheryl came in. All kind of job demands. 1066 01:15:32,828 --> 01:15:37,404 Spelling out all of her strengths. If only timing was one of them. 1067 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,823 This is happening to other people? 1068 01:15:39,835 --> 01:15:42,034 Let me check with my killer weave support group 1069 01:15:42,046 --> 01:15:43,535 and find out their sentiments. 1070 01:15:43,547 --> 01:15:46,330 I don't fucking know what's happening with everyone else! 1071 01:15:46,342 --> 01:15:47,998 Now, who else have you told about this? 1072 01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:49,666 - No one! - Of course not! 1073 01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:51,168 No one would fuckin' believe it! 1074 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:53,295 That rush of hunger. 1075 01:15:53,307 --> 01:15:55,589 How often do you get it? 1076 01:15:55,601 --> 01:15:59,646 - At first, it was like, once in a while. Then it started to be constant. 1077 01:16:01,023 --> 01:16:03,472 And some days it doesn't stop. 1078 01:16:03,484 --> 01:16:06,266 Do you get the dreams, too? 1079 01:16:06,278 --> 01:16:08,268 Oh, my God. 1080 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:11,063 It's... It's trying to get in here. 1081 01:16:11,075 --> 01:16:13,828 It wants to take over us. 1082 01:16:16,831 --> 01:16:19,614 Fuck it. It's just hair. 1083 01:16:19,626 --> 01:16:21,949 Just... It's just hair. 1084 01:16:21,961 --> 01:16:24,441 - It won't let you! It won't let you! - It's fucking just hair! 1085 01:16:27,842 --> 01:16:29,719 Aah! Aah! 1086 01:17:05,089 --> 01:17:06,424 Unc? 1087 01:17:10,428 --> 01:17:11,721 Anna. 1088 01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:18,966 - What are you doing? - I couldn't sleep. What's your excuse? 1089 01:17:18,978 --> 01:17:21,230 And how often do you come by in the... 1090 01:17:22,231 --> 01:17:23,607 ...dead of night? 1091 01:17:25,067 --> 01:17:27,224 Are you looking for anything in particular? 1092 01:17:27,236 --> 01:17:29,977 Uh, the, um... 1093 01:17:29,989 --> 01:17:31,771 uh, moss haired girl. 1094 01:17:31,783 --> 01:17:33,773 Anything hair-related, really. 1095 01:17:33,785 --> 01:17:37,402 Yeah, so, this one has a few hair stories in it. 1096 01:17:37,414 --> 01:17:39,738 It's mostly from American Indian tribes. 1097 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:44,617 There are some tribes who believe that a person's hair holds all their thoughts, 1098 01:17:44,629 --> 01:17:46,453 even after death. 1099 01:17:46,465 --> 01:17:49,289 The idea being that one must have pure intentions, 1100 01:17:49,301 --> 01:17:52,292 so that enemies can't use the hair they leave behind 1101 01:17:52,304 --> 01:17:53,585 for evil spells. 1102 01:17:53,597 --> 01:17:57,339 "First, there was only the wild beasts and the red man." 1103 01:17:57,351 --> 01:18:00,258 Do you think the moss tree story could somehow be related? 1104 01:18:00,270 --> 01:18:05,013 Like, uh, maybe the hair in the tree was enchanted, or... 1105 01:18:05,025 --> 01:18:06,025 I don't know. 1106 01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:08,308 It's fun to think about. 1107 01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:11,479 But didn't you say that the native tribes of this land 1108 01:18:11,491 --> 01:18:14,315 and the ones brought here were wise about things we've forgotten? 1109 01:18:14,327 --> 01:18:16,817 Things we consider... magic? 1110 01:18:16,829 --> 01:18:19,862 Sure. But the minute you start supposing and what if-ing, 1111 01:18:19,874 --> 01:18:23,240 and now you've, you've, you've stereotyped a whole group of people. 1112 01:18:23,252 --> 01:18:26,535 If there's something that they were trying to warn us about, 1113 01:18:26,547 --> 01:18:28,913 or even, if there's something real, then... 1114 01:18:28,925 --> 01:18:30,385 We'd never know. 1115 01:18:31,928 --> 01:18:35,890 Conquerors don't write much about the people they conquer. 1116 01:18:36,349 --> 01:18:37,809 What is this about? 1117 01:18:40,687 --> 01:18:42,730 I'm doing a segment. Um... 1118 01:18:43,690 --> 01:18:45,846 ...inspired by you. 1119 01:18:45,858 --> 01:18:48,736 A little hair history thing. 1120 01:18:51,323 --> 01:18:52,574 That's very sweet. 1121 01:18:54,034 --> 01:18:57,579 Um, time to put this old man to bed. Past my bedtime, so... 1122 01:18:59,248 --> 01:19:00,821 Always good to see you, honey. 1123 01:19:00,833 --> 01:19:02,572 - You, too. - Mm. 1124 01:19:06,130 --> 01:19:07,589 You look... 1125 01:19:08,590 --> 01:19:09,633 ...beautiful. 1126 01:19:15,681 --> 01:19:17,879 Hey, it's Anna. 1127 01:19:17,891 --> 01:19:19,881 Leave a message. 1128 01:19:19,893 --> 01:19:21,758 Anna, it's Rosalyn. 1129 01:19:21,770 --> 01:19:23,260 It's almost noon. Where are you? 1130 01:19:32,449 --> 01:19:36,411 Ooh. Not today, Satan. Not today. 1131 01:19:51,718 --> 01:19:54,471 Anna! Oh, thank God. 1132 01:19:55,096 --> 01:19:57,920 No one's been able to reach Zora. Have you heard from her? 1133 01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:01,519 No. 1134 01:20:03,355 --> 01:20:05,011 Anna. 1135 01:20:05,023 --> 01:20:06,929 - Honey, are you okay? - Yeah. 1136 01:20:06,941 --> 01:20:09,933 No, I know. It's been so crazy. 1137 01:20:09,945 --> 01:20:10,946 Anna... 1138 01:20:12,114 --> 01:20:13,616 We need a host. 1139 01:20:15,326 --> 01:20:17,024 You sure about the belt? 1140 01:20:17,036 --> 01:20:19,872 It's pristine. Nice heels. 1141 01:20:20,331 --> 01:20:22,625 - Thank you. - It's time. 1142 01:20:33,511 --> 01:20:35,459 What's up, America? 1143 01:20:35,471 --> 01:20:38,462 I'm Anna Bludso, your host for today. 1144 01:20:38,474 --> 01:20:41,173 Now, if you've been watching the promos, 1145 01:20:41,185 --> 01:20:43,759 I know you were expecting someone a little taller, 1146 01:20:43,771 --> 01:20:45,761 a little more model-esque, but... 1147 01:20:45,773 --> 01:20:47,430 Psych! You got me! 1148 01:20:47,442 --> 01:20:50,517 Okay, all right, all right. 1149 01:20:50,529 --> 01:20:54,062 Welcome to Cult Live! 1150 01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:06,658 All the fans out here are going crazy. 1151 01:21:06,670 --> 01:21:09,202 You know why? 'Cause they want to know who's got the number one spot. 1152 01:21:09,214 --> 01:21:12,956 Okay. Well, we're down to our top two. 1153 01:21:12,968 --> 01:21:15,625 - Who got it? - What haven't we seen yet? 1154 01:21:15,637 --> 01:21:17,836 Well, you know, we ain't seen "Break U" by The Fellas yet. 1155 01:21:17,848 --> 01:21:20,255 And you know I mess with The Fellas. Sometimes. 1156 01:21:20,267 --> 01:21:25,677 Okay. Our number two video is... 1157 01:21:28,234 --> 01:21:31,017 Which means our number one video... 1158 01:21:31,029 --> 01:21:33,936 Wait, wait, wait! Now, everyone at Cult knows 1159 01:21:33,948 --> 01:21:38,441 Anna is Sandra's biggest fan in the whole world. 1160 01:21:38,453 --> 01:21:42,528 So, we thought we'd do something special... 1161 01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:44,751 All right, sis. Do you mind? 1162 01:21:46,169 --> 01:21:48,713 And the number one video is... 1163 01:21:50,214 --> 01:21:51,620 Sorry Fellas... 1164 01:21:51,632 --> 01:21:53,622 "I Get It," by me! 1165 01:22:06,357 --> 01:22:08,192 And... commercial. 1166 01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:20,537 Goodnight. See you all tomorrow. 1167 01:22:36,178 --> 01:22:37,626 Zora. 1168 01:22:37,638 --> 01:22:39,086 Anna. 1169 01:22:39,098 --> 01:22:41,392 - Hey. - Hey, girl. 1170 01:22:42,059 --> 01:22:44,383 Wow. You were... 1171 01:22:44,395 --> 01:22:47,470 - great. - Ros, did you see Zora? 1172 01:22:47,482 --> 01:22:50,473 No, Anna. She's totally M. I. A. 1173 01:22:50,485 --> 01:22:52,558 I saw her looking out of that window. 1174 01:22:52,570 --> 01:22:55,895 I've been organizing her office for hours. She's not here. 1175 01:22:55,907 --> 01:22:57,939 Ros, I saw her. 1176 01:22:57,951 --> 01:22:59,565 Anna... 1177 01:22:59,577 --> 01:23:00,775 there's something... 1178 01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:15,498 Ros? 1179 01:23:24,937 --> 01:23:25,980 Ro... 1180 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:24,435 What's the code? 1181 01:26:23,287 --> 01:26:25,151 Help me! 1182 01:26:25,163 --> 01:26:27,457 Somebody help me! No! 1183 01:26:48,396 --> 01:26:49,510 Fuck! 1184 01:27:08,082 --> 01:27:10,656 Oh, shit! What the fuck! 1185 01:27:10,668 --> 01:27:12,074 Come on, man. I ain't one of them! 1186 01:27:12,086 --> 01:27:13,534 - You're not? - No! 1187 01:27:13,546 --> 01:27:14,952 What were you doing upstairs? 1188 01:27:14,964 --> 01:27:16,453 I thought motherfuckers was going up there to celebrate, 1189 01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:17,538 so shit, I went, too. 1190 01:27:17,550 --> 01:27:19,957 Shit, I was trying to blend in with these zombie bitches to keep 'em at bay. 1191 01:27:19,969 --> 01:27:21,751 Brook, you gotta take this out. 1192 01:27:21,763 --> 01:27:24,045 I don't know the last time you went to Virgie's... 1193 01:27:24,057 --> 01:27:26,297 - Virgie's? Bitch, I ain't got $500 to give her! 1194 01:27:26,309 --> 01:27:28,550 Especially when La'Neka hook a sister up for $250! 1195 01:27:28,562 --> 01:27:30,468 Look, I cannot die today, okay? 1196 01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:31,886 I haven't been to church in like, 15 years. 1197 01:27:31,898 --> 01:27:34,180 Aah! 1198 01:27:34,192 --> 01:27:36,016 Aah! 1199 01:27:36,028 --> 01:27:36,851 Anna! 1200 01:27:36,863 --> 01:27:38,423 Shit. 1201 01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:52,085 Aah! This bitch is trying to kill me! 1202 01:27:58,592 --> 01:28:00,136 Anna, cut this bitch! 1203 01:29:00,489 --> 01:29:02,604 Bitch, what is you doin'? 1204 01:29:02,616 --> 01:29:04,064 I done seen all the Jason movies. 1205 01:29:04,076 --> 01:29:05,691 You ain't gotta check to see if she's dead! 1206 01:29:05,703 --> 01:29:06,870 Come on! 1207 01:29:12,084 --> 01:29:13,907 I should have died back there. 1208 01:29:13,919 --> 01:29:15,409 But I'll tell you what. 1209 01:29:15,421 --> 01:29:19,997 That crazy hoe had them blue eyes directed on you. Okay? 1210 01:29:20,009 --> 01:29:22,369 Come on, come on, come on, come on... 1211 01:29:23,805 --> 01:29:26,713 Uh, h... Hey. Hey, hey, girl. 1212 01:29:26,725 --> 01:29:28,005 Hey. 1213 01:29:28,017 --> 01:29:29,382 Did you forget your coat? 1214 01:30:16,817 --> 01:30:17,817 Shit. 1215 01:30:20,446 --> 01:30:21,572 Shit. 1216 01:30:43,887 --> 01:30:47,432 Please, please, please. Please, God. Please, somebody. 1217 01:30:48,058 --> 01:30:49,768 What the fuck? 1218 01:30:57,109 --> 01:30:58,443 Okay, okay, okay. 1219 01:33:24,468 --> 01:33:26,762 "Porcine albumin." 1220 01:33:36,647 --> 01:33:37,898 Pig's blood? 1221 01:33:41,235 --> 01:33:43,279 This is a fucking appetizer. 1222 01:33:46,283 --> 01:33:49,231 Oh, love your hair! Super cute. 1223 01:33:49,243 --> 01:33:50,858 Thanks. It's a little tight, 1224 01:33:50,870 --> 01:33:54,529 but hopefully my boyfriend fucks it loose tonight. 1225 01:33:54,541 --> 01:33:56,084 I'm just kidding. I need it to last. 1226 01:33:59,379 --> 01:34:01,661 Okay, here's the last of it. 1227 01:34:01,673 --> 01:34:04,372 At least for me, it is. Girl, I can't carry no more of your stuff. 1228 01:34:04,384 --> 01:34:06,207 What'd you pack in there? Bricks? 1229 01:34:06,219 --> 01:34:09,044 Oh, and before I forget to tell you, 1230 01:34:09,056 --> 01:34:12,047 I'm gonna be late for dinner tonight. I'm doing something super top secret. 1231 01:34:12,059 --> 01:34:14,269 Can't tell you. Okay, fine. Don't pull my leg... 1232 01:34:30,285 --> 01:34:33,194 "Even now, if you see the moss haired girl 1233 01:34:33,206 --> 01:34:35,112 "walking around in them woods, 1234 01:34:35,124 --> 01:34:37,406 "remember, it's only her body. 1235 01:34:37,418 --> 01:34:40,380 The witches take turns in her head." 1236 01:35:05,696 --> 01:35:07,645 "As for massa, 1237 01:35:07,657 --> 01:35:10,064 "he was survived by two boys 1238 01:35:10,076 --> 01:35:13,652 "who would take over the land and all that grew upon it," 1239 01:35:13,664 --> 01:35:17,334 "including the hair that seemed like moss on the trees." 1240 01:35:19,670 --> 01:35:21,535 "The way they saw it, 1241 01:35:21,547 --> 01:35:23,453 "as long as their name was on the land," 1242 01:35:23,465 --> 01:35:26,468 "they could do as they pleased with anything that grew from it..." 1243 01:35:29,555 --> 01:35:31,348 "Whether it was plants..." 1244 01:35:32,224 --> 01:35:33,475 "Or people." 1245 01:35:37,187 --> 01:35:39,553 "If it grew on the land, their daddy claimed..." 1246 01:35:41,900 --> 01:35:43,652 "They owned it." 1247 01:35:45,362 --> 01:35:47,573 "And it owned them." 1248 01:35:51,619 --> 01:35:52,912 Anna. 1249 01:35:54,038 --> 01:35:55,737 Um, what'd you say? 1250 01:35:55,749 --> 01:35:57,321 I said I may be late for dinner. 1251 01:35:57,333 --> 01:35:58,781 I finally got in at Virgie's! 1252 01:35:58,793 --> 01:36:01,743 Girl, I am so over this Creamy Crack relaxer! 1253 01:36:01,755 --> 01:36:04,245 Just put someone else's hair on my head and call it a day! 1254 01:36:04,257 --> 01:36:05,413 Linda! 1255 01:36:05,425 --> 01:36:06,968 Linda! 89437