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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,619 --> 00:00:50,577 - What the? 2 00:00:56,148 --> 00:00:59,064 I'll fish where I damn well please. 3 00:01:17,386 --> 00:01:21,086 Okay. Let's see what we got for Jimbo today. 4 00:01:24,045 --> 00:01:24,959 Okay. 5 00:01:36,057 --> 00:01:37,580 Come on. 6 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:38,494 Come on. 7 00:01:39,582 --> 00:01:40,801 Come to Jimmy. 8 00:01:43,108 --> 00:01:44,021 Come on. 9 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:45,719 Come on. 10 00:01:47,068 --> 00:01:48,765 There we go. 11 00:01:48,765 --> 00:01:49,679 Oh, son. 12 00:01:51,594 --> 00:01:54,031 Whoa! 13 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,468 Whoa. 14 00:01:55,468 --> 00:01:56,425 Whoa! Whoa! 15 00:01:57,731 --> 00:01:58,645 Whoa, son. 16 00:02:01,561 --> 00:02:03,215 It's a biggin. 17 00:02:08,742 --> 00:02:11,875 Son of a bitch broke my fucking line! 18 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,530 That was a big fish. 19 00:02:16,663 --> 00:02:17,577 God. 20 00:02:35,899 --> 00:02:38,728 Well, now, where did you come from? 21 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:43,298 Shoot, you're just a little thing. Just a baby. 22 00:02:43,298 --> 00:02:46,040 Why don't you come back when you're big enough to eat? 23 00:04:27,881 --> 00:04:29,099 - Chad, I need my caramel latte. 24 00:04:29,099 --> 00:04:30,927 Is there anywhere to stop? 25 00:04:30,927 --> 00:04:32,799 There's, like, a Starbies along the way, right? 26 00:04:32,799 --> 00:04:34,801 - Tonight's gonna be lit! The fridge is packed. 27 00:04:34,801 --> 00:04:36,237 - Say hi to the camera, babe. 28 00:04:36,237 --> 00:04:37,804 - What's good? 29 00:04:37,804 --> 00:04:39,501 You know what time it is. Roach it, baby. 30 00:04:39,501 --> 00:04:41,590 - Wait, babe. This lighting hits so hard. 31 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:43,549 Get in here. - Oh my God, really? 32 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:44,419 - Yes! Oh! 33 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:46,856 Why aren't we there yet? 34 00:04:46,856 --> 00:04:48,771 - Bro. - Well, we would be, 35 00:04:48,771 --> 00:04:51,513 but we're waiting for Sam to finish taking a piss! 36 00:04:51,513 --> 00:04:53,385 - Bitches, bro. - Let's go, bro! 37 00:04:53,385 --> 00:04:55,778 - Guys, hey, it's Pearce! Say hi to the camera. 38 00:04:55,778 --> 00:04:58,259 - What up, bro? Get this for the Gram. 39 00:04:58,259 --> 00:04:59,391 - Oh, yes! 40 00:04:59,391 --> 00:05:01,044 - Oh! Woo! 41 00:05:01,044 --> 00:05:02,611 - Hope, what about you? 42 00:05:03,525 --> 00:05:04,570 - Ugh, lame. 43 00:05:05,614 --> 00:05:07,442 - Let's go, bro! 44 00:05:07,442 --> 00:05:08,530 - Sorry. Ah! 45 00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:10,053 Sorry. Sorry. 46 00:05:10,053 --> 00:05:12,447 - Oh my God, babe. - Party with the boys! 47 00:05:12,447 --> 00:05:14,928 - Sorry. Oh, hey, is this for Instagram? 48 00:05:14,928 --> 00:05:16,538 Hey, it's- 49 00:05:16,538 --> 00:05:17,539 - Just get in the car, bro. We gotta go, okay? 50 00:05:17,539 --> 00:05:18,540 Let's go. 51 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,672 In the trunk. Come on. 52 00:05:21,282 --> 00:05:23,023 - Spring break! Woo! 53 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:27,723 - Lock him in there. - Get the fuck in there, Sam. 54 00:05:27,723 --> 00:05:29,551 - Girls, as soon as we get there, 55 00:05:29,551 --> 00:05:31,510 I say we go straight skinny dipping. 56 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:34,034 - Woo! - Just buckle up and shut up. 57 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,079 ♪ Better watch out, player 58 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:38,343 ♪ Come on - Slay! 59 00:05:38,343 --> 00:05:39,692 - I'm about to slay that ass. 60 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,347 - Is there any AC on back here? 61 00:05:42,347 --> 00:05:43,173 - Who is that back there? 62 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:44,740 Oh, shit. Sam. 63 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:46,307 I can't believe your mom let you out, Sam. 64 00:05:46,307 --> 00:05:47,917 - I think I'm gonna crush 65 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:49,919 like 15 beers right when we get there. 66 00:05:49,919 --> 00:05:52,618 - Bro, you think we got enough beer, dude? 67 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,837 - I basically bought out the store, bro. 68 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,448 - Fuck yeah, bro. 69 00:05:56,448 --> 00:05:58,493 - Someone's lube is leaking on my leg. 70 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,888 - Yeah! - Yeah, best weekend ever. 71 00:06:01,888 --> 00:06:03,063 - I can't wait! 72 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,499 - Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais? 73 00:06:04,499 --> 00:06:05,326 - Not at all. 74 00:06:05,326 --> 00:06:06,501 - Ah! 75 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:07,981 - My leg is really wet. 76 00:06:07,981 --> 00:06:09,417 - Oh my gosh. 77 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:10,723 - God, it's so fucking warm in here. 78 00:06:10,723 --> 00:06:11,724 - Babe! - Sorry. 79 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:13,769 - You're on camera! God! 80 00:06:13,769 --> 00:06:16,076 You keep ruining it. - I'm just saying. 81 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,643 It's like all of the time. 82 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,427 Oh, shit. Are you guys ready for this shit? 83 00:06:19,427 --> 00:06:20,950 - Oh my God. 84 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:21,951 - It's gonna blow your fucking mind. 85 00:06:21,951 --> 00:06:23,562 All right. Let's roll. 86 00:06:23,562 --> 00:06:25,085 - Is anyone else thinking about 87 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,129 hopping in the lake, or is it just me? 88 00:06:26,129 --> 00:06:27,479 - Ooh, Chad! 89 00:06:27,479 --> 00:06:29,045 - Ow! - Let's go, bitches! 90 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:30,612 - Oh my God. 91 00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:33,833 Babe! 92 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:34,921 - Boom! Yes! 93 00:06:35,748 --> 00:06:36,923 - Hey, uh- 94 00:06:36,923 --> 00:06:38,054 - Oh my God, babe! 95 00:06:39,882 --> 00:06:41,014 - Welcome to paradise, fam! 96 00:06:41,014 --> 00:06:42,668 - Bro. 97 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,147 - Is this place not fucking lit or what? 98 00:06:44,147 --> 00:06:46,062 - Hell yeah, bro! 99 00:06:49,414 --> 00:06:50,415 - I'm so excited! 100 00:06:50,415 --> 00:06:51,938 - Go low, bro. Uh. 101 00:06:51,938 --> 00:06:54,027 It's all ours, baby. All ours, baby. 102 00:06:54,027 --> 00:06:55,071 - Dope, bro! 103 00:06:55,071 --> 00:06:57,030 - Hey, guys, guys, guys, 104 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:58,597 before we go in there, we should just remember that, 105 00:06:58,597 --> 00:07:00,773 you know, we're out in the wilderness, right? 106 00:07:00,773 --> 00:07:04,516 There could be, like, animals or who knows what out here, 107 00:07:04,516 --> 00:07:06,692 so we should just try and be careful. 108 00:07:08,215 --> 00:07:09,434 - Yeah. 109 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,525 - Okay, Dad. 110 00:07:13,525 --> 00:07:15,396 Does everyone have their sunscreen? 111 00:07:15,396 --> 00:07:18,617 'Cause I don't want anyone getting a sunburn, you know? 112 00:07:18,617 --> 00:07:21,402 - What about the mosquitoes this time of year, guys? 113 00:07:21,402 --> 00:07:23,186 Don't forget to use a condom! 114 00:07:23,186 --> 00:07:24,797 Fuck yeah, dude. 115 00:07:24,797 --> 00:07:26,363 - Wait, wait. Say it again for the camera. 116 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:29,018 - I'm just saying UV rays and mosquitoes 117 00:07:29,018 --> 00:07:30,585 can be very dangerous this time of year. 118 00:07:30,585 --> 00:07:32,152 - You know what else can be dangerous? 119 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,067 Me spraying it in your face, bitch. 120 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,808 - Bye. - So unsanitary. 121 00:07:35,808 --> 00:07:36,896 - Loser! 122 00:07:38,637 --> 00:07:40,160 - Don't forget the bags, bro. 123 00:07:42,118 --> 00:07:45,557 Bro, this is what I'm hitting every day of the week, bro. 124 00:07:45,557 --> 00:07:46,601 - What's up? 125 00:07:47,994 --> 00:07:49,604 Hey, those work-outs are paying off. 126 00:07:50,692 --> 00:07:52,477 - Call master! Call master! 127 00:07:52,477 --> 00:07:53,956 Shotgun on master, baby. 128 00:07:55,523 --> 00:07:57,482 - Guys. 129 00:07:57,482 --> 00:07:59,005 - All right, let's get the fuck in. Come on. 130 00:07:59,005 --> 00:08:00,876 - What's the second amendment? 131 00:08:04,576 --> 00:08:06,055 - Oh. - It's giving 132 00:08:06,055 --> 00:08:10,190 cottage core toxic masculinity retro vibes. 133 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,585 - Masculine as fuck, babe. 134 00:08:14,586 --> 00:08:15,500 - Bro, 135 00:08:17,066 --> 00:08:19,286 is your uncle a samurai or some shit? 136 00:08:19,286 --> 00:08:20,200 - Hah, no, bro. 137 00:08:21,636 --> 00:08:23,333 He runs a few painkiller pill mills in Florida. 138 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,161 I'm gonna work for him soon. 139 00:08:25,161 --> 00:08:27,076 Dude makes some mad bank, bro. 140 00:08:28,861 --> 00:08:30,776 - What's the Wi-Fi here? I have, like, zero signal. 141 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:32,734 - Uh, I don't know if he has it, bro. 142 00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:34,475 You know, this is his off-the-ground kinda stuff. 143 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,217 - What? 144 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,131 - Oh my... 145 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:40,916 - Great, I'm gonna redneck swamp house, 146 00:08:40,916 --> 00:08:42,396 and I can't even post about it. 147 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:43,919 Oh. 148 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:45,791 - Hope, just 'cause you're my sister 149 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,967 doesn't mean you get to kill the fucking vibes, okay? 150 00:08:47,967 --> 00:08:49,316 - Step-sister. 151 00:08:49,316 --> 00:08:51,187 - Whatever. 152 00:08:51,187 --> 00:08:53,102 We can all survive for three days without it, right? 153 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:56,453 All right, let's all, you know, go set our shit down. 154 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,978 Maybe chill for a little bit in our rooms, 155 00:08:58,978 --> 00:09:00,153 - Okay. 156 00:09:00,153 --> 00:09:00,980 - Then do some shots, baby! 157 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:02,547 - Yes! 158 00:09:02,547 --> 00:09:03,939 - It's time to rage! 159 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:04,984 - Fuck yeah. 160 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,118 Babe, hurry up. I'm horny. 161 00:09:09,118 --> 00:09:12,774 - Come on, babe. We're about to break this bed. 162 00:09:12,774 --> 00:09:15,255 - Woo! Spring break! 163 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:27,397 - Oh! - Yes! 164 00:09:28,747 --> 00:09:29,791 - Yeah, that's right. What you got? 165 00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:31,271 Oh, oh, physical! 166 00:09:36,711 --> 00:09:38,104 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 167 00:09:39,671 --> 00:09:41,107 Look at that fucking ass you got. 168 00:09:41,107 --> 00:09:42,674 - Does it look good? 169 00:09:42,674 --> 00:09:44,719 - Yeah. That stick that out, baby. 170 00:09:44,719 --> 00:09:46,242 Oh, yeah. Right there. 171 00:09:46,242 --> 00:09:47,461 Fuck yeah. 172 00:09:57,210 --> 00:09:58,559 - Yeah, squeeze that shit. 173 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,257 Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. 174 00:10:01,257 --> 00:10:04,391 Sarah's not gonna know what fucking hit her. Oh. 175 00:10:05,392 --> 00:10:06,915 Gotta get the obliques. 176 00:10:06,915 --> 00:10:09,178 Side crunch. Side crunch. 177 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:12,007 - Woo! 178 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,323 - Looks fucking awesome, baby. 179 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,803 - Oh! 180 00:10:27,632 --> 00:10:30,243 - Oh, that was good. Woo. 181 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,226 - Damn, babe. Look at that ass. 182 00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:01,840 - Ooh. 183 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,797 Oh, yeah. 184 00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:03,755 Woop, woop! 185 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,758 Let's party! 186 00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:08,455 - Woo, ooh! 187 00:11:08,455 --> 00:11:10,805 - O-M-G. Fit check. 188 00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:12,807 You guys are so fucking cute. 189 00:11:12,807 --> 00:11:14,330 - Tell me this is not a total slay. 190 00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:16,289 I got the pants from Shein. 191 00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:17,682 - Oh my God, babe, take a photo of the three of us. 192 00:11:17,682 --> 00:11:18,595 - Of course. 193 00:11:19,509 --> 00:11:21,076 - Get on that, boy. 194 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:25,559 - All right. Everyone say "tequila"! 195 00:11:26,778 --> 00:11:28,040 - Baby. - Tequila! 196 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,650 - Yeah? 197 00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:30,607 - How many times do I have to tell you? 198 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,479 - What? 199 00:11:32,479 --> 00:11:34,046 - That is the worst angle ever. Hold it up high. 200 00:11:34,046 --> 00:11:35,743 You're gonna make us look bleh. 201 00:11:35,743 --> 00:11:37,658 - Sorry, babe. God damn. 202 00:11:37,658 --> 00:11:39,225 "Tequila." One, two, three. 203 00:11:39,225 --> 00:11:40,313 - Tequila! 204 00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:41,314 - Yeah! 205 00:11:42,489 --> 00:11:43,664 - Let me see. 206 00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:49,409 Horrid. I look fat. 207 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,063 - Babe. 208 00:11:51,063 --> 00:11:53,239 - Big yikes. We can Facetune it though. 209 00:11:53,239 --> 00:11:55,458 - Party Sam flying in! 210 00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:58,200 - Bro. 211 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:00,855 Are you going to church? 212 00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:02,030 - What? - Bro. 213 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:03,510 What? No, this is a nice shirt. 214 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:06,861 It's totally in season. It's Bonobos. 215 00:12:06,861 --> 00:12:09,777 - You're giving single dad freeloader vibes. 216 00:12:09,777 --> 00:12:11,300 - Yeah. - Bro. 217 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,781 - It's a nice shirt, Sam. I like it. 218 00:12:13,781 --> 00:12:14,608 - You do? 219 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,435 - Yeah. 220 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,567 - Hope likes it. 221 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,572 - Okay, Hope. Don't wait for us or anything. 222 00:12:22,572 --> 00:12:24,923 - Actually, we probably should eat something, right? 223 00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:27,229 I mean, if we're gonna be drinking all day. 224 00:12:27,229 --> 00:12:29,101 - Good point. 225 00:12:29,101 --> 00:12:30,755 - Okay, so for now, I was thinking we would do snackies. 226 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:33,845 I'm making this vegan dip recipe from Goop, 227 00:12:33,845 --> 00:12:36,369 and then later, I got us gluten-free pizza rolls. 228 00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:37,544 They're, like, bomb. 229 00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:38,719 - Yeah. 230 00:12:38,719 --> 00:12:41,069 - Perfect. That sounds so good. 231 00:12:41,069 --> 00:12:42,636 - Oh, yeah, guys, I also have 232 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,159 some whey protein bars in the closet. 233 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:45,726 - Fuck that. Let's do another shot. 234 00:12:45,726 --> 00:12:46,901 - Yes! 235 00:12:48,773 --> 00:12:50,862 - Wait, save it. The real toast will be outside. 236 00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:52,733 - Yeah? 237 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:55,301 - Oh my God, wait, are you guys getting engaged? 238 00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:56,389 - What? No. 239 00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:04,092 I mean, not yet. 240 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:08,401 Okay, so did you guys bring your school laptops like I said? 241 00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:10,403 - I don't know why. There's not even service. 242 00:13:10,403 --> 00:13:12,144 I can't even do my B reel, girl. 243 00:13:13,885 --> 00:13:16,713 - Just get it and meet us outside for the toast. 244 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,237 - Whatever. 245 00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:19,804 - Maybe it's not a good... 246 00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:20,805 - All right. 247 00:13:20,805 --> 00:13:21,849 - All right. 248 00:13:28,769 --> 00:13:30,815 God, hurry up, Hope. 249 00:13:30,815 --> 00:13:32,860 - "God, hurry up, Hope." 250 00:13:34,557 --> 00:13:35,471 - Hope. 251 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,391 Don't worry. I'll get the laptops> 252 00:13:51,923 --> 00:13:53,489 - Okay, so I was thinking I would shoot 253 00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:55,056 all these different videos, like, 254 00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:56,579 kind of around the lake, you know, 255 00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:58,146 just to kind of show the wildlife 256 00:13:58,146 --> 00:13:59,278 and how I'm super into wilderness 257 00:13:59,278 --> 00:14:00,845 and hiking and all of that. 258 00:14:00,845 --> 00:14:02,324 I think it'd be super interesting, 259 00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:03,935 and just for my following, you know? 260 00:14:03,935 --> 00:14:05,414 Like, I feel like it's gonna gain me 261 00:14:05,414 --> 00:14:06,938 probably like 50,000 extra followers. 262 00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:08,243 What do you guys think? 263 00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:09,244 Baby? 264 00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:10,419 - Yes. 265 00:14:10,419 --> 00:14:11,420 - Pour the shots. 266 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:11,812 - Yes, ma'am. 267 00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:15,598 - Are you gonna tell us why we have our laptops? 268 00:14:15,598 --> 00:14:18,993 It's spring break. I don't wanna look at this. 269 00:14:18,993 --> 00:14:21,082 - Yeah, I'd actually like to know that too. 270 00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:23,389 - Okay, I'm gonna film my toast for TikTok, 271 00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:25,913 and, at the end, you all just follow my lead. 272 00:14:25,913 --> 00:14:28,655 We're gonna throw our laptops into the water at the end. 273 00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:29,482 - Wait, what? 274 00:14:30,657 --> 00:14:32,224 - Yeah. 275 00:14:32,224 --> 00:14:33,790 - Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys. 276 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,749 We can't actually be doing this, okay? 277 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,664 - Bro. 278 00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:39,144 - This is a hundred percent gonna go viral, you guys. 279 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,145 Just trust. 280 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:41,668 - Yes! I love it! 281 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,061 - Okay, are you ready? 282 00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:44,889 - Wait, wait, guys, guys. 283 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:46,629 We can not throw our laptops into the water, okay? 284 00:14:46,629 --> 00:14:48,196 These belong to the school, 285 00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:48,980 and it's a complete environmental hazard. 286 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,503 - Bro! 287 00:14:50,503 --> 00:14:52,070 - Think of your children's children! 288 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,376 - Bro, stop being such a bitch. Just do it. 289 00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,117 Don't you wanna go viral? 290 00:14:56,117 --> 00:14:59,425 - Dog, you know Sarah's really trying to 291 00:14:59,425 --> 00:15:01,731 become an influencer, okay? 292 00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:03,777 Don't ruin her dreams, my guy. 293 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,954 - Yeah, and the school's just gonna give us new ones anyway, 294 00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:09,217 and fuck that capitalist institution. 295 00:15:09,217 --> 00:15:10,958 - I'll need a refill here, Chad. 296 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,525 - Whatever, Hope. 297 00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:13,569 - Chad! 298 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:22,883 Thanks, bro. 299 00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:23,797 - Bro. 300 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,935 - I dedicate this toast to only being young once, 301 00:15:30,935 --> 00:15:32,762 to those of us out there who know 302 00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:35,940 the world is gonna make us get jobs, get old and boring, 303 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,506 and we say no! 304 00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:40,248 We say fuck that! We're young, wild, and free! 305 00:15:40,248 --> 00:15:41,467 Cheers to Gen Z. 306 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,382 We party. We love. 307 00:15:43,382 --> 00:15:46,776 We nurture. We care about one another. 308 00:15:46,776 --> 00:15:51,607 Cheers to us, to life, and to saying fuck the normalcy 309 00:15:51,607 --> 00:15:54,871 and screw their expectations of us! 310 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:55,829 Cheers, bitches! 311 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,048 - Woo! 312 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,055 - Let's go! 313 00:16:04,055 --> 00:16:05,273 - Woo! 314 00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:07,754 - YOLO! - Slay! 315 00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:09,974 - Get it! 316 00:16:11,714 --> 00:16:13,760 You killed it, babe. 317 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,674 Yes. 318 00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:28,122 - Girl, I had literal tears in my eyes. 319 00:16:28,122 --> 00:16:29,254 That was so slay. 320 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,864 - Like major slay? 321 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:31,691 - Major slay. 322 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,562 - Ooh! 323 00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:36,000 Well, it would have been perfect if Hope didn't fuck it up. 324 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:41,005 - I'm not throwing my computer into a lake for a TikTok. 325 00:16:44,051 --> 00:16:47,054 - Babe, it's still gonna be fire AF. 326 00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:50,753 - All right, who wants to go play some beer pong? 327 00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:51,798 - Me! - Fuck yeah! 328 00:16:52,799 --> 00:16:54,018 - Let's go! 329 00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,416 - Hey, it'll be al right. 330 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:05,029 - Yeah, no, I know. Totally. 331 00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:09,337 I just had a story on it I wanted to finish. 332 00:17:10,382 --> 00:17:12,471 - Oh. You're a writer, huh? 333 00:17:12,471 --> 00:17:15,169 - Oh, no, no, not really. 334 00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:17,084 I mean, not a good one anyways. 335 00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:20,566 Just some stupid short stories. 336 00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:25,832 - Well, I'd like to read them one day. 337 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,489 Hey, let's go get drunk and try to have some fun, huh? 338 00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:33,013 I hear the vegan Goop dip is out of this world. 339 00:17:34,406 --> 00:17:35,276 - Yeah, sure. 340 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,221 - Fuck! - Yeah! 341 00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:53,528 - Hope, can you even see over the table? 342 00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:55,356 The only thing you can make is good grades, Hope. 343 00:18:55,356 --> 00:18:56,923 ♪ Oh, yeah 344 00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:59,012 - Oh, God, that was so garbage! 345 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,971 I can't believe I'm almost related to you. 346 00:19:01,971 --> 00:19:03,190 - Oh, Sam. 347 00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:05,149 - Oh! 348 00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:08,152 - Hope, put your balls in my hole right here. This hole. 349 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,154 - Okay. You first. 350 00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:11,155 - Right here, Hope. 351 00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:14,506 - Aw, fuck! 352 00:19:14,506 --> 00:19:16,377 You got this. - Garbage. 353 00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:17,422 - Oh, shit! 354 00:19:18,988 --> 00:19:21,077 You wanna step outside, bro? - Sorry, sorry. 355 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,470 Bro, you're a loser. 356 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,993 - Shit. - All right, bro. 357 00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:25,386 Get it, homie. You got this, bro. 358 00:19:25,386 --> 00:19:27,519 - Game, bro. - Laser focus, bro. 359 00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:30,304 ♪ I got a nice girl and her ass is fat ♪ 360 00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:31,436 - Damn! - Fuck! 361 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,480 - Bro! - Okay, so- 362 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,047 - We practice every day! 363 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,875 All those times in your mom's basement. 364 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,006 We trained for this, bro. 365 00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:38,269 - I know, bro. 366 00:19:38,269 --> 00:19:40,009 - It's all right. I got this. 367 00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:41,707 Like usual, I'll carry the team. 368 00:19:41,707 --> 00:19:43,230 Bro, what you need to do, 369 00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:46,581 you dip the ball and you give it a good blow. 370 00:19:47,582 --> 00:19:49,758 Then you spank it. 371 00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:53,240 Then you close your eyes and use the force. 372 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,459 Boom! Oh, yes! 373 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,113 Let's go, bro! 374 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,680 These bitches ain't got shit on us. 375 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,117 - That's what I'm fucking for, bro! 376 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,684 - Wait, wait, bro. 377 00:20:04,512 --> 00:20:07,646 What is that, five wins now, zero losses? 378 00:20:07,646 --> 00:20:09,387 Y'all better get your shit together. 379 00:20:09,387 --> 00:20:10,388 - Whatever. 380 00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:12,477 - Hey, guys, fair game. 381 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:13,695 - Come on, bro. 382 00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:17,482 - Oh, shit, bro! 383 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,440 - Oh, no! 384 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,921 - This is my fucking song, bro! I used to fuck to it! 385 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,792 ♪ Groove that, yeah, I groove that ♪ 386 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:25,838 ♪ You wanna get down with it, then prove that ♪ 387 00:20:25,838 --> 00:20:27,927 ♪ Body all-time ultimate, throw your hands up ♪ 388 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:28,841 ♪ If you want to blast - Yeah! 389 00:20:28,841 --> 00:20:29,929 - This slaps! 390 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,800 ♪ Yeah, I groove that 391 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,888 ♪ You wanna get down with it, then prove that ♪ 392 00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:34,499 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 393 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,022 - Are you kicking these guys' asses? 394 00:20:36,022 --> 00:20:37,589 - Oh, you know the fucking vibes, babe. 395 00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:39,808 - Oh, you're so hot when you win. 396 00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:43,464 - Okay, you guys. 397 00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:45,988 So, Paispais and I were thinking that, tomorrow, 398 00:20:45,988 --> 00:20:47,860 we would all film a video for TikTok 399 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,731 of us just, like, going around and picking up trash 400 00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:52,517 to show that we did our part to clean up the native lands. 401 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,692 Who's down? 402 00:20:53,692 --> 00:20:55,607 - Me, obvi! - Yeah. 403 00:20:55,607 --> 00:20:58,131 - You mean the lands you all just threw your laptops into? 404 00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,351 - That was different. That was to go viral. 405 00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:02,744 - Oh, right. 406 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,920 ♪ Grove that, yeah, I groove that ♪ 407 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,705 - Whoa, ladies, chill. 408 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,622 There are much, much more important things 409 00:21:10,622 --> 00:21:13,451 to worry about right now, such as fucking beer pong. 410 00:21:13,451 --> 00:21:15,061 - Amen, bro! 411 00:21:15,061 --> 00:21:16,323 - Let's play. 412 00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:17,933 - God's plan, bro. 413 00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:21,110 - Aw, you two are so cute together. 414 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,329 You should totally hook up. 415 00:21:22,329 --> 00:21:23,852 - What? 416 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,247 - We all know you want to. 417 00:21:27,247 --> 00:21:28,857 - That's ridiculous. 418 00:21:30,424 --> 00:21:33,209 - Yeah, I can tell Sam has a little crush. 419 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,776 - Oh, baby dick. 420 00:21:34,776 --> 00:21:36,343 - No, I don't. What are you talking about? 421 00:21:36,343 --> 00:21:37,866 - I got it. I'm a fucking genius. 422 00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:39,390 Why don't we play one more round? 423 00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:41,348 - Yeah. - Look, guys. 424 00:21:41,348 --> 00:21:42,828 I'm pretty drunk already. 425 00:21:42,828 --> 00:21:44,003 We should all probably just go to bed. 426 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,178 - Fucking lightweight, bro. 427 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,353 - All right, how about this? 428 00:21:47,746 --> 00:21:50,792 If we win, you guys have to hook up. 429 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,403 - Yes! 430 00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:56,276 - If we lose, we never give you two shit again. 431 00:21:56,276 --> 00:21:57,625 - Hm. 432 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,887 - I don't think that's a good- 433 00:21:58,887 --> 00:22:00,062 - Done. We're in. 434 00:22:00,062 --> 00:22:01,934 - Ooh, Hope's got some balls. 435 00:22:01,934 --> 00:22:03,544 - We are? 436 00:22:03,544 --> 00:22:04,763 - Yeah, because I don't fucking lose. 437 00:22:05,677 --> 00:22:07,243 - I think I'm out, bro. 438 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,288 - What? Bro. 439 00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:09,289 - No cap. 440 00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:11,987 - Bro! Bro, what? 441 00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:14,381 - Sorry, bro. 442 00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:15,382 - Oh! 443 00:22:15,382 --> 00:22:16,949 Oh, yes. This guy. 444 00:22:16,949 --> 00:22:18,907 Get it, homie. Yes! 445 00:22:18,907 --> 00:22:20,996 - We're gonna go look at the stars. 446 00:22:20,996 --> 00:22:22,737 - Yeah. - Yeah, look at the stars. 447 00:22:22,737 --> 00:22:25,871 - Oh, yeah, sure you are. - Nice. 448 00:22:25,871 --> 00:22:28,134 Yeah. - Have fun, you two. 449 00:22:28,134 --> 00:22:29,657 - Oh, man. I love him. 450 00:22:29,657 --> 00:22:30,832 Hey, babe. - Looks like 451 00:22:30,832 --> 00:22:31,659 it's couple versus couple. 452 00:22:31,659 --> 00:22:35,663 - Yeah, it is. 453 00:22:35,663 --> 00:22:37,230 It's a four-way up in this bitch. 454 00:22:39,319 --> 00:22:40,320 Let's play. 455 00:22:46,935 --> 00:22:48,502 - Babe, do you think I can 456 00:22:48,502 --> 00:22:49,982 touch the bottom of the fucking lake? 457 00:22:49,982 --> 00:22:51,592 - Oh my God, babe. 458 00:22:51,592 --> 00:22:52,724 You could do anything you set your heart to. 459 00:22:52,724 --> 00:22:54,465 - Heh, yeah. I fucking can. 460 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,389 Babe, do you think this stuff on the lake 461 00:23:05,389 --> 00:23:07,695 is the frogs getting high? 462 00:23:10,611 --> 00:23:13,005 - Oh my God. Totally. 463 00:23:13,005 --> 00:23:14,876 - So fucking cool. 464 00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:16,878 - You're, like, so smart. 465 00:23:16,878 --> 00:23:20,012 - I know, babe. I know. 466 00:23:20,012 --> 00:23:23,189 Babe, how long do you think this lake is? 467 00:23:25,147 --> 00:23:28,368 - Wow, babe. It's, like, so long. 468 00:23:28,368 --> 00:23:31,110 - I think it goes for, like, miles, babe. 469 00:23:35,723 --> 00:23:37,508 You look so fucking pretty, babe. 470 00:23:51,522 --> 00:23:53,132 - Is this what you want? 471 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,220 - Uh-huh. 472 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:55,134 Oh, yeah. 473 00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:59,660 God damn. Your tits are so fire, babe. 474 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,923 You have such fucking amazing tits. 475 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:04,926 I've never been on no dairy farm before, 476 00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:08,060 but I could milk these things all fucking day. 477 00:24:09,061 --> 00:24:10,062 - Yeah? 478 00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:11,367 - Oh, for sure. 479 00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:18,549 - Aw, fuck. 480 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:22,204 - What? 481 00:24:23,641 --> 00:24:25,120 - I left the rubbers in the room, babe. 482 00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:27,253 - Seriously? 483 00:24:27,253 --> 00:24:28,863 - I know. I fucked up. 484 00:24:30,648 --> 00:24:34,652 - Well, maybe you could try finally going down on me. 485 00:24:34,652 --> 00:24:36,610 You said, one day, you'd try it. 486 00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:38,525 - Ah. 487 00:24:38,525 --> 00:24:41,528 Babe, you know, it's just, like, totally not my thing. 488 00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:45,140 Plus, I think I hurt my neck 489 00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:47,621 lifting with Chad the other day. 490 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:51,277 I totally will though, soon. I promise. 491 00:24:51,277 --> 00:24:52,452 - Fine. 492 00:24:53,845 --> 00:24:55,542 - Let me make it up to you, babe. 493 00:24:57,979 --> 00:24:59,590 Sit right there, babe. 494 00:24:59,590 --> 00:25:02,157 - Oh, yes, sir. 495 00:25:02,157 --> 00:25:03,071 Ooh. 496 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,726 Yeah, baby. 497 00:25:09,077 --> 00:25:12,428 - Don't even think about taking this blindfold off, 498 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:16,824 or you're gonna be in big, big, big trouble. 499 00:25:16,824 --> 00:25:19,610 - Mm. 500 00:25:19,610 --> 00:25:21,655 I love it when you order me around. 501 00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:22,961 - Yeah, you do, babe. 502 00:25:22,961 --> 00:25:25,746 BRB. I'm fucking lightning quick. 503 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:29,184 ♪ Oh, bust the bank open 504 00:25:29,184 --> 00:25:30,272 ♪ And drop it low 505 00:25:30,272 --> 00:25:31,578 - No way you make this. 506 00:25:31,578 --> 00:25:33,145 No fucking way. 507 00:25:33,145 --> 00:25:35,669 Told you! You hit me right in the dick. 508 00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:38,672 - Baby boy, where are you? 509 00:25:39,978 --> 00:25:40,848 Pearce? 510 00:25:43,982 --> 00:25:46,506 Pearce, come on. I'm cold. 511 00:25:46,506 --> 00:25:48,160 I need someone to warm me up. 512 00:25:49,857 --> 00:25:52,033 You could say it's getting a little nippy. 513 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,037 Pearce! 514 00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:56,951 OMG. 515 00:25:58,387 --> 00:26:01,695 Babe, come on. Don't waste a good time. 516 00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:04,829 You are, like, totally drying me up right now. 517 00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:08,484 Babe, I'm seriously, like, so un-horny right now. 518 00:26:10,748 --> 00:26:12,271 I didn't even hear you come out. 519 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,229 You're, like, so still. 520 00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:18,886 Babe, knock it off and come here already. 521 00:26:22,977 --> 00:26:24,152 Okay. I'm done. 522 00:26:35,686 --> 00:26:37,209 OMG! 523 00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:53,225 ♪ You gotta get up 524 00:26:53,225 --> 00:26:54,182 - No way. 525 00:26:55,357 --> 00:26:57,925 told you! You suck, again! 526 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,320 - You still ready for me? 527 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,496 I'm all bricked up for you! 528 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:06,760 Huh? 529 00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:08,544 Babe? 530 00:27:10,808 --> 00:27:13,071 You know I don't like hide and seek, bro. 531 00:27:21,732 --> 00:27:23,211 Fine, fine, fine. 532 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:30,741 I'm gonna find you, and when I do, 533 00:27:30,741 --> 00:27:33,439 bad girl getting punished! 534 00:27:35,659 --> 00:27:36,660 Big time. 535 00:27:43,884 --> 00:27:47,801 I got you. 536 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:48,672 Paisley? 537 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,632 If you're swimming in there, you're dumb as hell. 538 00:27:52,632 --> 00:27:54,590 There's snakes and shit in there. 539 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:57,463 Fuck. 540 00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:01,685 Okay. 541 00:28:03,121 --> 00:28:03,991 I give up. 542 00:28:05,645 --> 00:28:08,909 This game's dumb as hell. 543 00:28:08,909 --> 00:28:13,087 It's fine. I don't even wanna bang anymore. 544 00:28:13,087 --> 00:28:17,439 I'll just be sitting here, drinking solo I guess, 545 00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:18,658 holding my dick. 546 00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:22,793 Fucking condoms. 547 00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:26,405 Shit ruins everything. 548 00:28:31,758 --> 00:28:34,543 What a fucking bummer of a night. 549 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:42,943 Bro. 550 00:28:44,728 --> 00:28:46,468 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro! 551 00:28:46,468 --> 00:28:49,254 - Hope sucks, Hope sucks, Hope sucks! 552 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,996 You suck so bad! 553 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:53,345 ♪ I keep it cool like a refrigerator ♪ 554 00:28:53,345 --> 00:28:54,433 - Come on, dork. 555 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,739 ♪ I got shit for sale 556 00:28:55,739 --> 00:28:56,957 - Fuck! - Yes! 557 00:28:56,957 --> 00:28:58,567 - I did it! - Bitches! 558 00:28:58,567 --> 00:28:59,699 - I can't believe I did that! - Yeah! 559 00:28:59,699 --> 00:29:01,005 - You said you were good! 560 00:29:02,484 --> 00:29:04,748 ♪ I said, girl, put your number in my phone ♪ 561 00:29:04,748 --> 00:29:06,880 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 562 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,186 What about balls back? 563 00:29:08,186 --> 00:29:09,404 - Yes. 564 00:29:09,404 --> 00:29:10,579 - What the fuck is ball's back? 565 00:29:10,579 --> 00:29:12,103 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 566 00:29:12,103 --> 00:29:13,104 We don't play those stupid frat boy rules. 567 00:29:13,104 --> 00:29:14,453 We won. You lost. 568 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:15,367 Drink up. 569 00:29:16,803 --> 00:29:18,979 - Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. 570 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,243 - Wait. Did you guys hear that? 571 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,377 - Hear what? 572 00:29:25,377 --> 00:29:27,553 - No, turn the music down. I think I heard screaming. 573 00:29:27,553 --> 00:29:29,468 - Hell yeah, you did. 574 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:32,732 My boy's probably out there, just tearing that ass up! 575 00:29:32,732 --> 00:29:35,474 - No, no, no. I think I heard something too. 576 00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:38,346 - Hope, what are you doing? 577 00:29:38,346 --> 00:29:40,044 - Just hold on. Shh. 578 00:29:43,308 --> 00:29:44,222 - Okay. 579 00:29:50,619 --> 00:29:53,318 - I don't hear anything. 580 00:29:53,318 --> 00:29:55,537 - I guess Pearce is a two-pump chum. 581 00:29:55,537 --> 00:29:57,017 - No, babe. That's not true. 582 00:29:57,017 --> 00:29:59,063 Not my boy. Trust me. 583 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,195 I taught him how to fuck. 584 00:30:07,027 --> 00:30:08,289 Cool. 585 00:30:12,816 --> 00:30:17,559 Ugh. This is dumb as hell. 586 00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:18,473 See? 587 00:30:20,606 --> 00:30:22,869 He's good. Totally fine. 588 00:30:22,869 --> 00:30:24,218 - Where's Paisley? I don't see her. 589 00:30:24,218 --> 00:30:26,090 - I don't know, babe. 590 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,440 She's probably out there looking for reception or some shit. 591 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,095 - He isn't moving. Why isn't he moving? 592 00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:32,748 - You're right. 593 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:35,055 - Post-nut clarity is a real thing, guys. 594 00:30:35,055 --> 00:30:40,060 Relax, and look at him. He is 100% chill. 595 00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:55,032 Oh, shit! - It's looking right at us! 596 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,124 All right. Stay here. 597 00:31:00,124 --> 00:31:01,647 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 598 00:31:01,647 --> 00:31:03,170 - It's okay. It's okay. 599 00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:05,216 Shh, shh. Does anybody have a phone? 600 00:31:05,216 --> 00:31:06,782 - Oh my God. 601 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:07,827 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do. 602 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:09,655 - Call the cops. 603 00:31:09,655 --> 00:31:11,918 - Fuck! There's no fucking service, bro! 604 00:31:11,918 --> 00:31:13,833 - Shit. 605 00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:16,053 - It's gonna kill us! Did you see what it did to him? 606 00:31:16,053 --> 00:31:18,142 - No, it won't, babe. No, it won't. 607 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:20,100 He can't see us. 608 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,973 He's not tall enough to look over this wall, babe. Trust. 609 00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:28,065 - Chad's right. He can't see us. 610 00:31:28,065 --> 00:31:28,935 - No. 611 00:31:29,936 --> 00:31:30,850 - He? 612 00:31:32,547 --> 00:31:33,592 - What? 613 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,724 - Well, you said "he." 614 00:31:35,724 --> 00:31:36,987 How do you know it's a he? 615 00:31:36,987 --> 00:31:38,858 It could be a she or a they or- 616 00:31:38,858 --> 00:31:40,381 - What the fuck difference does it make? 617 00:31:40,381 --> 00:31:41,382 It just ate your friends! 618 00:31:44,124 --> 00:31:45,647 - Oh, fuck, fuck! - Oh my God! 619 00:31:47,214 --> 00:31:48,650 - It's ramming the door. It's ramming the door. 620 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:49,521 - Huh? 621 00:31:59,923 --> 00:32:00,836 Okay. 622 00:32:02,751 --> 00:32:05,406 See? I told you it can't get in. 623 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:10,934 The fuck? 624 00:32:15,503 --> 00:32:17,766 Oh, shit. How did it get up there so fast? 625 00:32:17,766 --> 00:32:19,551 - Oh my God. 626 00:32:19,551 --> 00:32:22,467 - You guys, it's on the fucking roof. 627 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:36,307 - Oh my God. It's leaving. 628 00:32:36,307 --> 00:32:37,830 - Thank God. 629 00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:40,137 - Yeah, for now. It knows where to find us. 630 00:32:41,399 --> 00:32:42,487 - That scream. 631 00:32:43,749 --> 00:32:45,533 - What? 632 00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:49,146 - That scream you heard earlier, it sounded like Paisley. 633 00:32:49,146 --> 00:32:50,277 - You think she could still be alive? 634 00:32:50,277 --> 00:32:52,801 - I don't know. Maybe. 635 00:32:52,801 --> 00:32:55,282 You guys, she could still be out there. 636 00:32:55,282 --> 00:32:57,328 - Yeah, as his fucking bait, bro. 637 00:32:57,328 --> 00:32:58,503 - Don't say that! 638 00:32:58,503 --> 00:33:00,244 - Babe, enough of this shit. 639 00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:02,855 - Baby, where are you going? 640 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,900 - We're getting the fuck out of here! 641 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:07,294 Fuck yeah! 642 00:33:07,294 --> 00:33:09,122 - You cannot be serious. 643 00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:11,211 - Look, the only way we're getting out of here 644 00:33:11,211 --> 00:33:12,212 is with the Jeep. 645 00:33:12,212 --> 00:33:14,127 I'm gonna go get it. 646 00:33:14,127 --> 00:33:16,216 I might even have to take this thing out for my boy Pearce! 647 00:33:16,216 --> 00:33:17,304 - No, baby. It's too dangerous. 648 00:33:17,304 --> 00:33:19,219 You can't! 649 00:33:19,219 --> 00:33:21,047 - She's right, dude. It's way too dangerous out there. 650 00:33:21,047 --> 00:33:23,006 I'm an alpha, bro! 651 00:33:25,617 --> 00:33:26,966 Yes! 652 00:33:26,966 --> 00:33:28,924 Okay, I'm gonna get the car 653 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:31,405 and reverse as close as I can to the door. 654 00:33:31,405 --> 00:33:33,320 You all pile in and we GTFO! 655 00:33:34,669 --> 00:33:36,802 On God, it's the only way. 656 00:33:38,238 --> 00:33:39,979 - You're so brave. 657 00:33:39,979 --> 00:33:41,241 - Or massively stupid. 658 00:33:41,241 --> 00:33:42,982 Seriously, Chad! It's a bad idea! 659 00:33:42,982 --> 00:33:44,853 - I'm gonna get us out of here. 660 00:33:44,853 --> 00:33:47,160 I'll go see what else my uncle has in his bedroom. 661 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,422 He might even have a strap. 662 00:33:48,422 --> 00:33:49,815 - A strap-on? 663 00:33:50,859 --> 00:33:52,209 What are you gonna do, fuck it? 664 00:33:52,209 --> 00:33:55,038 - What? No, bro, a strap. 665 00:33:55,038 --> 00:33:57,257 A fucking gun. 666 00:33:57,257 --> 00:33:58,432 - Oh. 667 00:33:58,432 --> 00:33:59,999 - God. 668 00:33:59,999 --> 00:34:02,088 - Yeah, God, Hope. Can you be serious for once? 669 00:34:02,088 --> 00:34:03,698 You're such an idiot! 670 00:34:04,873 --> 00:34:07,224 Baby, wait! Wait! 671 00:34:07,224 --> 00:34:08,877 Don't leave me with them! 672 00:34:09,835 --> 00:34:12,098 - Fuck yeah! 673 00:34:12,098 --> 00:34:13,056 - You okay? 674 00:34:14,492 --> 00:34:15,623 - Not really. 675 00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:17,756 You? 676 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:18,844 - No. 677 00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:20,019 - Yeah. 678 00:34:20,019 --> 00:34:21,629 - And this plan is dumb as shit. 679 00:34:21,629 --> 00:34:23,066 - You can say that again. 680 00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:24,763 - But I don't see any other way. 681 00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:29,942 - I mean, that gator, it seemed different. 682 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:34,468 Like, could that be even real? 683 00:34:34,468 --> 00:34:36,470 It looked different, right? 684 00:34:36,470 --> 00:34:39,995 Like it was from another planet or something. 685 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:43,216 Like, none of this makes any sense. 686 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:44,087 - I know. 687 00:34:45,827 --> 00:34:50,528 - By the way, when Chad was talking about his strap, 688 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,662 I had no idea what he was talking about. 689 00:34:54,662 --> 00:34:55,576 - I did. 690 00:34:57,404 --> 00:34:59,014 - Of course you did. 691 00:35:00,581 --> 00:35:02,844 At least, if we do die tonight, 692 00:35:04,194 --> 00:35:06,587 we'll die having beaten them in beer pong. 693 00:35:06,587 --> 00:35:07,588 - Good point. 694 00:35:07,588 --> 00:35:09,286 - Yeah. 695 00:35:09,286 --> 00:35:10,939 - Hey, it'll be all right. 696 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:13,725 Chad has an idiot confidence. 697 00:35:15,205 --> 00:35:17,598 Things always go right for people like that. 698 00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:19,209 - Yeah. 699 00:35:19,209 --> 00:35:20,123 - Let's go! 700 00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:23,952 Oh, shit, Hope. I always thought you were gay. 701 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,781 - Fuck off. 702 00:35:26,781 --> 00:35:28,131 - Not that there's anything wrong with that. 703 00:35:28,131 --> 00:35:30,437 I'm actually an ally. 704 00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:32,178 - It's not even the same thing. 705 00:35:32,178 --> 00:35:33,788 - What? 706 00:35:33,788 --> 00:35:35,747 - Chad, are you sure this is a good idea? 707 00:35:35,747 --> 00:35:37,836 I mean, maybe we can come up with something better. 708 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:40,360 - I was born for it. 709 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,276 - I'm like fucking SEAL Team Six, bro. 710 00:35:47,454 --> 00:35:48,847 - So hot. 711 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,718 - Thanks, babe. 712 00:35:50,718 --> 00:35:52,894 - Okay. Is there anything we can do? 713 00:35:52,894 --> 00:35:53,808 - Nah. 714 00:35:55,288 --> 00:35:56,376 It's all me. 715 00:36:01,990 --> 00:36:03,296 The second I go out there- 716 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:04,471 - Fuck. 717 00:36:04,471 --> 00:36:06,038 - You guys lock this door, okay? 718 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:09,911 I'm gonna stay low and make my way to the car. 719 00:36:09,911 --> 00:36:12,175 No matter what happens to me out there, 720 00:36:12,175 --> 00:36:15,482 do not open the door until I back the car up, okay? 721 00:36:15,482 --> 00:36:16,309 Okay, babe? 722 00:36:16,309 --> 00:36:17,832 Okay? Okay? 723 00:36:17,832 --> 00:36:19,356 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 724 00:36:19,356 --> 00:36:20,487 Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 725 00:36:21,793 --> 00:36:23,751 - Babe, I have no fear. 726 00:36:25,971 --> 00:36:26,885 Zero. 727 00:36:28,278 --> 00:36:30,323 I need you to stay strong for me. 728 00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:31,933 - Okay. 729 00:36:31,933 --> 00:36:34,458 - I got this, babe. You know it, right? 730 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,329 - Okay. 731 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:39,854 - I'm just built different, babe. 732 00:36:43,641 --> 00:36:44,511 Mwah! 733 00:36:45,382 --> 00:36:46,252 Woo. 734 00:36:47,949 --> 00:36:49,473 Oh, yeah. No fear. 735 00:36:51,518 --> 00:36:52,867 No fucking fear. 736 00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:56,741 Fear is weakness. Pain is weakness. 737 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:01,093 - Good luck, man. 738 00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:05,445 - You may be an idiot, but you are brave. 739 00:37:05,445 --> 00:37:10,407 - Guys, it's nothing. This thing ain't got shit on me. 740 00:37:10,407 --> 00:37:11,538 Let's go! Oh! 741 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,933 - Go get 'em, babe! - Woo! 742 00:37:17,675 --> 00:37:19,024 - Okay. 743 00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:23,115 Oh, fuck. 744 00:37:24,464 --> 00:37:26,205 Fuck, fuck. - He's panicking. 745 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:27,728 I can't. - He's totally fine. 746 00:37:27,728 --> 00:37:29,034 Shut up. - I can't fucking do this. 747 00:37:29,034 --> 00:37:30,470 - Go get 'em, baby! - Woo! 748 00:37:33,647 --> 00:37:34,909 - You're good, pal. 749 00:37:34,909 --> 00:37:36,171 - That's good. 750 00:37:37,608 --> 00:37:39,262 Fuck. 751 00:37:39,262 --> 00:37:41,960 - He can do it. He's totally gonna get it. 752 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,570 Move. - Okay, sorry. 753 00:37:45,616 --> 00:37:48,096 - Okay. Here he goes, here he goes. 754 00:37:48,096 --> 00:37:49,097 - Okay. 755 00:37:49,097 --> 00:37:50,098 - Stay low! Stay low! 756 00:37:50,098 --> 00:37:51,317 - You got it. Stay low. 757 00:37:51,317 --> 00:37:52,927 - Come on, buddy. 758 00:37:52,927 --> 00:37:54,494 - Why is he walking like that? 759 00:37:54,494 --> 00:37:56,975 - It's an athletic stance. 760 00:37:58,193 --> 00:37:59,760 - Yay! - Go get it, baby! 761 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,022 - Woo! - Yeah! 762 00:38:01,022 --> 00:38:02,372 - He's got this. 763 00:38:02,372 --> 00:38:03,938 - Yeah. - Hurry up. 764 00:38:12,295 --> 00:38:13,208 - Hello? 765 00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:15,210 - Go, go, go! 766 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:16,299 - Come on! 767 00:38:16,299 --> 00:38:17,735 Do something! - Go! 768 00:38:18,649 --> 00:38:19,650 Come on! 769 00:38:19,650 --> 00:38:20,477 - Hello? 770 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,222 - OMG. 771 00:38:28,354 --> 00:38:29,921 - Oh, fuck! 772 00:38:29,921 --> 00:38:31,488 Paisley! - He put the katana down! 773 00:38:31,488 --> 00:38:33,011 - Where's the gator? Huh? 774 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:34,752 - He's close. 775 00:38:34,752 --> 00:38:36,710 - Okay, okay, I got you. 776 00:38:36,710 --> 00:38:38,103 I'm gonna get us out of here, okay? It's gonna be all good. 777 00:38:38,103 --> 00:38:39,887 Stay with me. Let's go. 778 00:38:39,887 --> 00:38:41,236 Go. You got it. 779 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,499 - Oh, Paisley! 780 00:38:42,499 --> 00:38:44,022 - Oh my God! - Paisley! 781 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,284 - Paisley! - I totally forgot about her. 782 00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:46,938 - Walk with me now, okay? 783 00:38:46,938 --> 00:38:48,809 - Oh, oh, shit. 784 00:38:48,809 --> 00:38:49,897 - I got her! 785 00:38:49,897 --> 00:38:50,985 - Oh, put her back. 786 00:38:50,985 --> 00:38:51,682 Put her back. - Ew. 787 00:38:51,682 --> 00:38:53,074 - Ew! 788 00:38:53,074 --> 00:38:54,467 - Chad! 789 00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:55,425 - Oh my God. - Gator, there it is! 790 00:38:55,425 --> 00:38:56,948 - Oh my God, the gator! 791 00:38:58,253 --> 00:38:59,603 - Oh, fuck! 792 00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:01,039 Fuck! 793 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,823 - Oh my God. 794 00:39:04,129 --> 00:39:05,217 - Oh, shit! 795 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,566 - Paisley! 796 00:39:07,698 --> 00:39:08,873 - Army crawl. 797 00:39:08,873 --> 00:39:10,875 Army crawl. - You can do it! 798 00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:12,920 - Come back! Come back! 799 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,531 - Oh, fuck! - Oh my God! 800 00:39:14,531 --> 00:39:16,097 - Stay away from us! 801 00:39:16,097 --> 00:39:16,968 - No! - Chad! 802 00:39:18,361 --> 00:39:19,187 - Shit! 803 00:39:19,187 --> 00:39:20,537 - Oh, God. 804 00:39:20,537 --> 00:39:22,016 - I'm warning you. 805 00:39:22,016 --> 00:39:24,149 Back up, fucker! Whoa! 806 00:39:24,149 --> 00:39:25,368 - Yes! - Nice, nice, nice. 807 00:39:25,368 --> 00:39:26,369 Come on. 808 00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:28,196 - Come on, motherfucker. 809 00:39:28,196 --> 00:39:29,415 I'm gonna make some fucking boots out of your ass! 810 00:39:29,415 --> 00:39:30,416 Hi-yah! 811 00:39:31,983 --> 00:39:33,332 Who's your daddy? Huh? 812 00:39:33,332 --> 00:39:34,899 Say it. Fuck you! 813 00:39:39,773 --> 00:39:40,948 - Come on! - Go, go! 814 00:39:40,948 --> 00:39:43,298 - You ain't got shit on me. 815 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,387 Back, bitch! 816 00:39:46,737 --> 00:39:47,955 - Get him, baby! - All right, good. 817 00:39:47,955 --> 00:39:49,566 - Yeah! - Get him! 818 00:39:49,566 --> 00:39:50,349 - Okay, yes. - There we go, there we go. 819 00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:54,179 - Oh! - Oh, whoa, whoa. 820 00:39:54,179 --> 00:39:57,008 - Get back, bitch! Fucking go back to your home! 821 00:39:57,008 --> 00:39:58,488 Fuck you! 822 00:39:58,488 --> 00:39:59,358 - Oh my God. - Come on, come on. 823 00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:00,577 Get it! 824 00:40:00,577 --> 00:40:02,056 - Bitch! 825 00:40:05,408 --> 00:40:06,757 - What the? 826 00:40:06,757 --> 00:40:07,627 Whoa. 827 00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:10,761 What the fuck? 828 00:40:13,024 --> 00:40:14,068 Bro! 829 00:40:15,461 --> 00:40:16,636 Bro. 830 00:40:30,171 --> 00:40:31,695 - He was so sweet. 831 00:40:33,653 --> 00:40:34,524 Why? 832 00:40:35,786 --> 00:40:38,179 Why is this happening to me? 833 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:44,664 We were gonna get married someday. 834 00:40:47,798 --> 00:40:48,755 - Uh, yeah. 835 00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:53,891 I'm really sorry, Sarah. 836 00:40:53,891 --> 00:40:55,762 - Yeah. 837 00:40:55,762 --> 00:40:57,851 Yeah. 838 00:40:57,851 --> 00:40:59,723 What the fuck are we gonna do? 839 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:01,551 - I don't know. That thing didn't even look real. 840 00:41:01,551 --> 00:41:02,465 - Well, it is. You saw what it just did to Chad. 841 00:41:04,902 --> 00:41:06,033 Sorry, Sarah. 842 00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:10,255 How the fuck are we gonna get outta here? 843 00:41:10,255 --> 00:41:11,082 - I don't know. 844 00:41:11,082 --> 00:41:12,300 - Sam! 845 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:13,388 - I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 846 00:41:15,826 --> 00:41:18,306 What if we, like, distracted it with our food or something? 847 00:41:18,306 --> 00:41:20,134 - Do you think that thing's gonna want 848 00:41:20,134 --> 00:41:22,267 Gwyneth Paltrow's vegan tahini dip and some olives? 849 00:41:22,267 --> 00:41:23,486 - Yeah. Maybe. 850 00:41:25,139 --> 00:41:26,401 - Still alive. 851 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,102 - What was that, Sarah? 852 00:41:32,799 --> 00:41:35,846 - Do you think he could still be alive, like Paisley? 853 00:41:36,629 --> 00:41:37,500 - Who? 854 00:41:38,283 --> 00:41:39,197 - Chad! 855 00:41:40,154 --> 00:41:40,981 - Um. 856 00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:42,069 - Uh. 857 00:41:42,069 --> 00:41:43,462 - Maybe. 858 00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:45,725 - Yeah, yeah. 859 00:41:45,725 --> 00:41:46,900 - Probably. 860 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:47,945 - It's looking good. 861 00:41:47,945 --> 00:41:49,250 - Mhm. 862 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:52,297 There's a big chance. 863 00:41:52,297 --> 00:41:53,341 Yeah. 864 00:41:53,341 --> 00:41:54,908 - Yeah. 865 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:57,389 - Chad! Chad! 866 00:42:00,871 --> 00:42:01,741 - Paisley! - Christ! 867 00:42:01,741 --> 00:42:03,526 - Oh my God! 868 00:42:03,526 --> 00:42:04,483 - Holy fuck. I completely forgot about her. 869 00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:06,006 - Help! It's so big! 870 00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:10,402 - No, ew! Get off me! 871 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:13,405 Get off me! 872 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:14,580 Get off me! 873 00:42:21,718 --> 00:42:23,023 - What are you doing? 874 00:42:23,023 --> 00:42:24,068 - It's okay. 875 00:42:32,337 --> 00:42:33,338 - Do you see it? 876 00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:36,254 - Oh, no, no. 877 00:42:39,431 --> 00:42:41,607 Wait, look, look, look. Look, over there. 878 00:42:41,607 --> 00:42:43,087 - No, no, no. 879 00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:45,263 - By the basketball hoop. 880 00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:46,830 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 881 00:42:53,010 --> 00:42:54,620 - Oh my God. 882 00:43:05,718 --> 00:43:06,893 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 883 00:43:06,893 --> 00:43:08,939 It's gonna fucking eat her! 884 00:43:08,939 --> 00:43:11,594 - Okay. We need to distract it. 885 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,380 - It's been kind of nice, just the two of us. 886 00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:18,339 I mean, what do we do? 887 00:43:18,339 --> 00:43:19,906 - The food. The food. 888 00:43:19,906 --> 00:43:22,300 We can distract it with the food. 889 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:23,823 The, the, the- 890 00:43:23,823 --> 00:43:25,346 - The dip, the dip! - The dip shit 891 00:43:25,346 --> 00:43:27,087 that she likes to eat, that disgusting 892 00:43:27,087 --> 00:43:28,219 Gwyneth Paltrow. - Get it, get it, get it! 893 00:43:28,219 --> 00:43:30,134 - LA shit she likes. 894 00:43:30,134 --> 00:43:31,744 Where the hell would you keep something like that? 895 00:43:31,744 --> 00:43:32,919 Oh, the fridge! 896 00:43:32,919 --> 00:43:34,268 - Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! 897 00:43:35,835 --> 00:43:37,228 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 898 00:43:37,228 --> 00:43:38,403 - Okay, okay, okay. 899 00:43:38,403 --> 00:43:39,099 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 900 00:43:39,099 --> 00:43:40,318 - What? 901 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:41,536 - Are you sure? 902 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,408 - Yes. We have to try something. 903 00:43:43,408 --> 00:43:44,409 Okay? 904 00:43:44,409 --> 00:43:45,410 - Okay, okay, okay. 905 00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:46,106 - Don't be a baby. 906 00:43:46,106 --> 00:43:47,412 Okay. 907 00:43:47,412 --> 00:43:48,979 Here we go. 908 00:43:51,242 --> 00:43:53,461 Hey, asshole! Come get it! 909 00:44:00,643 --> 00:44:01,556 Oh! Okay! 910 00:44:18,312 --> 00:44:20,358 - Oh my God, Pearce! Ew! 911 00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,621 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! 912 00:44:28,148 --> 00:44:31,717 - Huh, shit. Gators like tahini dip. 913 00:44:31,717 --> 00:44:32,936 - Oh, thank God. 914 00:44:32,936 --> 00:44:34,851 - Come on, come on, come on. 915 00:44:34,851 --> 00:44:37,244 - Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 916 00:44:37,244 --> 00:44:38,419 - Yeah! - Come on, come on! 917 00:44:38,419 --> 00:44:39,769 Get in there! Get in the car! 918 00:44:41,292 --> 00:44:42,467 - úShit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, 919 00:44:42,467 --> 00:44:44,208 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 920 00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:45,644 Oh my God. Oh my God. 921 00:44:45,644 --> 00:44:46,732 - Oh, she made it! 922 00:44:46,732 --> 00:44:48,386 - Yes! - She made it! 923 00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:49,430 - Okay! 924 00:44:54,479 --> 00:44:56,568 - I think I insulted it with the dip. 925 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:57,656 - Oh my God. 926 00:45:01,878 --> 00:45:03,488 Oh my God. The keys. 927 00:45:06,143 --> 00:45:07,405 - Oh. Oh, shit. 928 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:08,319 - Uh. 929 00:45:08,319 --> 00:45:09,842 - Oh my God. 930 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,497 Shit. Oh my God, shit. 931 00:45:12,497 --> 00:45:14,020 Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator. 932 00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:17,067 I promise I'll return my gator handbag. 933 00:45:20,548 --> 00:45:21,811 Okay, Sarah. 934 00:45:21,811 --> 00:45:24,639 You can do this. You can do this. 935 00:45:47,358 --> 00:45:48,228 - Oh, God! 936 00:45:49,577 --> 00:45:50,709 Help me move the couch. 937 00:45:50,709 --> 00:45:52,363 - Okay. Okay. Okay. 938 00:45:53,190 --> 00:45:54,147 - Okay. 939 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:56,497 You got it? 940 00:45:56,497 --> 00:45:58,412 - Yeah. 941 00:45:58,412 --> 00:46:00,632 - Okay, okay. Now pull it. 942 00:46:05,376 --> 00:46:06,377 Okay. Okay. 943 00:46:14,559 --> 00:46:16,474 Is it bizarrely quiet? 944 00:46:19,259 --> 00:46:22,219 - Why isn't it trying to get in? 945 00:46:22,219 --> 00:46:24,003 - Maybe the dip killed it. 946 00:46:24,003 --> 00:46:26,745 - I can't fucking believe this is happening. 947 00:46:26,745 --> 00:46:28,747 - Better them than us, right? 948 00:46:28,747 --> 00:46:30,053 - Yeah. 949 00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:31,532 - Right? 950 00:46:31,532 --> 00:46:32,359 - Are you kidding me? 951 00:46:32,359 --> 00:46:33,230 - Shit, shit. 952 00:46:47,418 --> 00:46:50,943 - I didn't even wanna fucking be here, okay? 953 00:46:50,943 --> 00:46:52,553 My mom guilt tripped me into coming 954 00:46:52,553 --> 00:46:54,468 so I could get to know Chad better. 955 00:46:55,905 --> 00:46:57,950 Why did I listen? I could be home. 956 00:46:59,343 --> 00:47:02,128 Instead, I am in the fucking redneck riviera, 957 00:47:02,128 --> 00:47:04,609 hiding from a man-eating gator! 958 00:47:04,609 --> 00:47:07,351 - I didn't even want to be here either. 959 00:47:07,351 --> 00:47:08,961 - At least they're your friends. 960 00:47:10,223 --> 00:47:11,094 Well, they were. 961 00:47:12,443 --> 00:47:13,748 - I mean, not really. 962 00:47:15,054 --> 00:47:16,926 Those guys are fucking assholes. 963 00:47:16,926 --> 00:47:20,364 I don't even like them, and they sound dumb as shit. 964 00:47:20,364 --> 00:47:21,931 - So why did you come? 965 00:47:23,193 --> 00:47:24,063 - I, uh... 966 00:47:25,935 --> 00:47:27,197 I heard you were coming. 967 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,549 - But you didn't even know me. 968 00:47:33,029 --> 00:47:35,770 - Chad kinda showed me a picture of you, 969 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:39,339 and I may have stalked your Instagram. 970 00:47:40,688 --> 00:47:41,602 - You did? 971 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,474 - Yeah. 972 00:47:45,302 --> 00:47:47,130 I don't even know why I'm admitting this right now. 973 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:49,610 It's probably 'cause we're both gonna die tonight, but yeah. 974 00:47:52,918 --> 00:47:54,180 - That's kind of creepy. 975 00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:58,054 - Sorry. 976 00:47:58,054 --> 00:47:59,185 - But cute. 977 00:48:35,352 --> 00:48:36,092 - Oh, God. 978 00:49:52,081 --> 00:49:53,256 Hey. Wake up. 979 00:49:53,256 --> 00:49:54,257 - What, what, what, what, what? 980 00:49:54,257 --> 00:49:55,562 - We fell asleep. 981 00:49:56,781 --> 00:49:57,869 - Shit. 982 00:49:57,869 --> 00:49:59,436 - Yeah. 983 00:49:59,436 --> 00:50:00,915 - I was hoping this was all just a nightmare. 984 00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:03,179 - Yeah, me too. 985 00:50:03,179 --> 00:50:06,747 - How long were we out? 986 00:50:06,747 --> 00:50:08,445 - A few hours or so. 987 00:50:10,490 --> 00:50:13,276 - Do you think it's still out there? 988 00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:16,888 I mean, maybe it gave up and it went away. 989 00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:17,802 - Maybe. 990 00:50:28,595 --> 00:50:31,076 - Oh. I'll go check. 991 00:50:31,076 --> 00:50:32,034 - Yeah. Thank you. 992 00:50:39,171 --> 00:50:40,738 - Okay. 993 00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:41,652 It's fine. 994 00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:46,222 - What? 995 00:50:48,006 --> 00:50:49,573 - Holy shit! 996 00:50:52,054 --> 00:50:53,925 - So? 997 00:50:53,925 --> 00:50:54,708 - Yeah, so it was just right outside the window, 998 00:50:54,708 --> 00:50:55,579 waiting for us. 999 00:50:55,579 --> 00:50:56,449 - Fuck! 1000 00:50:56,449 --> 00:50:57,624 - Yeah. 1001 00:50:57,624 --> 00:50:59,191 - And Sarah, I mean, is she- 1002 00:50:59,191 --> 00:51:01,237 - Dead, arm severed, keys in her hand. 1003 00:51:01,237 --> 00:51:02,542 I think we're fucked. 1004 00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,457 - Well, what is it doing? 1005 00:51:04,457 --> 00:51:06,024 - Oh, you know, it's like regular alligator stuff, 1006 00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:07,591 just floating through the air, 1007 00:51:07,591 --> 00:51:09,114 circling the corpse of our best friend. 1008 00:51:09,114 --> 00:51:10,637 - Did you see anyone else out there? 1009 00:51:10,637 --> 00:51:13,292 - No, no. I'm pretty sure it ate them all. 1010 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:14,119 - Fuck! 1011 00:51:14,119 --> 00:51:19,168 - Yeah. 1012 00:51:19,864 --> 00:51:20,517 - The keys. 1013 00:51:20,517 --> 00:51:22,432 - What? 1014 00:51:22,432 --> 00:51:24,521 - The keys. You said the keys are still in Sarah's hand. 1015 00:51:24,521 --> 00:51:26,479 - Yeah. Her bloody, disgusting, severed hand. 1016 00:51:26,479 --> 00:51:29,482 - Okay, okay, so then what if we distract it? 1017 00:51:29,482 --> 00:51:30,962 - We give it her other hand! 1018 00:51:30,962 --> 00:51:31,876 - No. 1019 00:51:33,573 --> 00:51:35,445 We lead it outside and then we make a break for it 1020 00:51:35,445 --> 00:51:37,447 and we grab the keys and we just get the fuck out of here. 1021 00:51:37,447 --> 00:51:38,970 - No, no, no, no, no. That didn't work. 1022 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:40,493 We already tried that. 1023 00:51:40,493 --> 00:51:42,104 Remember, with the vegan Goop tahini dip? 1024 00:51:42,104 --> 00:51:43,235 He doesn't want that. He's too smart for it. 1025 00:51:43,235 --> 00:51:45,107 He wants us. He wants meat. 1026 00:51:45,107 --> 00:51:46,673 - Okay, well, we have to try something, 1027 00:51:46,673 --> 00:51:48,719 or else we're gonna end up like them. 1028 00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,938 - I like my hands. I want two hands. 1029 00:51:50,938 --> 00:51:53,115 - I know, so I need you to think. 1030 00:51:53,115 --> 00:51:54,377 - The Bluetooth speaker! 1031 00:51:54,377 --> 00:51:55,378 - What? 1032 00:51:55,378 --> 00:51:56,205 - Get the speaker. 1033 00:51:56,205 --> 00:51:57,206 - Okay. 1034 00:51:57,206 --> 00:51:59,338 - What if we somehow 1035 00:51:59,338 --> 00:52:01,166 connect our phone and play some loud-ass song 1036 00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:02,515 and we throw it out this door? 1037 00:52:02,515 --> 00:52:04,430 The gator thinks it's us. 1038 00:52:04,430 --> 00:52:05,953 Distracts it long enough for us to get to the car. 1039 00:52:05,953 --> 00:52:07,172 - Holy shit. That might actually work. 1040 00:52:07,172 --> 00:52:08,782 You're a genius. I love you. 1041 00:52:08,782 --> 00:52:11,307 Okay, okay, okay. God, these fucking things. 1042 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:16,094 - Connecting to King Chad the Sex God iPhone. 1043 00:52:16,094 --> 00:52:17,661 - It's still connected to his phone! 1044 00:52:17,661 --> 00:52:18,662 - Hurry up! 1045 00:52:18,662 --> 00:52:20,533 - Okay, okay, okay. 1046 00:52:20,533 --> 00:52:23,014 - Disconnecting King Chad the Sex God iPhone. 1047 00:52:23,014 --> 00:52:24,189 - Oh, yeah, nice. 1048 00:52:27,366 --> 00:52:28,541 - Hurry! 1049 00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,021 - Okay, okay, okay. 1050 00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:31,979 - Connecting to Hope iPhone. 1051 00:52:31,979 --> 00:52:32,980 - Oh, oh, oh. 1052 00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:34,199 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 1053 00:52:34,199 --> 00:52:35,766 Are you ready? Are you ready? 1054 00:52:35,766 --> 00:52:37,333 - No, no, no. Get it, get it, get it. 1055 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,464 - Okay, okay, okay. Shit, the speaker. 1056 00:52:38,464 --> 00:52:39,291 I got it, I got it, I got it. 1057 00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:40,466 Are you ready? 1058 00:52:40,466 --> 00:52:41,946 - Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. 1059 00:52:41,946 --> 00:52:43,513 - Wait. 1060 00:52:45,950 --> 00:52:47,473 - What was that for? 1061 00:52:47,473 --> 00:52:50,041 - That's in case you get eaten alive. 1062 00:52:51,477 --> 00:52:53,436 Oh! 1063 00:52:53,436 --> 00:52:55,612 - That's for good luck. I've never kissed anyone before. 1064 00:52:55,612 --> 00:52:56,526 - Oh! 1065 00:52:57,527 --> 00:52:58,441 Oh. Okay. 1066 00:52:58,441 --> 00:52:59,268 - Let's do it. 1067 00:52:59,268 --> 00:53:00,182 - Right! 1068 00:53:01,226 --> 00:53:03,446 Hey, asshole, come get it! 1069 00:53:03,446 --> 00:53:05,317 ♪ Come on 1070 00:53:05,317 --> 00:53:06,884 ♪ Seems to me some things I've seen about the scenery ♪ 1071 00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:08,146 ♪ I can't believe 1072 00:53:08,146 --> 00:53:09,321 - Go, go, go! - Okay, okay! 1073 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,109 ♪ Too bad you too mad 'cause you trash ♪ 1074 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:17,808 ♪ Two Mexicans sneaking through the border ♪ 1075 00:53:17,808 --> 00:53:21,159 ♪ She rep me like she looking for more ♪ 1076 00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:23,466 ♪ Gatekeeper gotta go harder, I'm too hot ♪ 1077 00:53:27,513 --> 00:53:30,386 - Get the keys! Get the keys! 1078 00:53:30,386 --> 00:53:31,387 - Sarah! 1079 00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:36,566 - I'm sorry, Sarah! 1080 00:53:36,566 --> 00:53:38,089 Okay, okay, okay. 1081 00:53:38,089 --> 00:53:39,525 - Hurry! Hurry! 1082 00:53:39,525 --> 00:53:41,092 - Oh my God. Oh my God. 1083 00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:42,572 - Hurry, throw me the keys! Throw me the keys! 1084 00:53:42,572 --> 00:53:44,138 - Her fingers are still clutching it. 1085 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:45,662 - Just throw me the arm! It's a push to start! 1086 00:53:45,662 --> 00:53:47,968 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, ready? 1087 00:53:47,968 --> 00:53:49,143 Here we go. Are you ready? 1088 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:50,623 Are you ready? Here we go. 1089 00:53:50,623 --> 00:53:52,103 Oh my God. 1090 00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:55,193 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1091 00:53:57,978 --> 00:53:58,979 Oh, oh, oh. 1092 00:54:29,227 --> 00:54:31,316 - Holy fucking shit. 1093 00:54:31,316 --> 00:54:34,406 - Sam, get us the fuck out of here now! 1094 00:54:48,594 --> 00:54:52,337 - Battery at 3%. Reducing volume. 1095 00:55:00,650 --> 00:55:02,739 - Wait. He stopped. 1096 00:55:02,739 --> 00:55:03,609 He's giving up. 1097 00:55:03,609 --> 00:55:04,436 - What? 1098 00:55:04,436 --> 00:55:06,003 - Look! 1099 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:08,310 - Battery at 1%. Powering down. 1100 00:55:09,789 --> 00:55:11,878 - What the hell am I even looking at? 1101 00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:17,275 - It shrunk. Oh my God. 1102 00:55:20,713 --> 00:55:21,932 - I can't believe it! 1103 00:55:21,932 --> 00:55:23,150 - How is that even possible? 1104 00:55:23,150 --> 00:55:24,326 - Who cares? We did it. 1105 00:55:24,326 --> 00:55:25,327 We really fucking did it! 1106 00:55:26,502 --> 00:55:27,372 - Mwah. 1107 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,070 - What was that one for? 1108 00:55:30,070 --> 00:55:32,856 - That's a taste of what's gonna happen later. 1109 00:55:32,856 --> 00:55:34,118 - I like the sound of that. 1110 00:55:34,118 --> 00:55:35,728 - Yeah! Woo! 1111 00:55:46,565 --> 00:55:47,958 Sam? 1112 00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:49,176 - Yeah? 1113 00:55:49,176 --> 00:55:50,743 - That's not my hand. 1114 00:55:50,743 --> 00:55:52,484 - Oh, fuck! 73109

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