All language subtitles for Abbott_Costello S02E01 The Paperhangers.DVDRip.HI.en.e-One

COSTELLO: A-A-A-Abbott!

Now, Lou, we're
certainly up against it.

We've got to raise money some
way, somehow. I don't know.

I've been looking
for a lot of stuff lately.

Been looking for a lot of stuff.

I can't think of a thing
that we can pawn.

We've borrowed off
every friend that we know.

Pardon me, gentlemen,
but I'm in a spot.

I need a dime this very minute.

Oh. Here's a guy
worse off than we are.

- Well, I'm sorry, buddy.
- You need a dime?

I'd like to help you,
but I haven't got a dime.

I got a dime. My
last dime, Abbott.

I didn't want to tell you about
it. I wanted to try to save it.

Well, give it to him.

There you are, Mister.

- Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
- Good luck.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Now I know I won't
get a ticket on my car.

Oh. Well, how do
you do, Mrs. Bronson?

Oh! Mr. Costello, Mr. Abbott,
am I glad to see you.

This is just terrible.
What am I going to do?

What, are you in trouble?

Well, look at my car,

the way it's wedged in
between those other cars.

And I'm already late
for my appointment

at the beauty parlor.

It will be a crime for me to
miss my beauty treatment.

Sure would.

Quiet.

Yes, well, now, that
should be very simple

to un-wedge a thing like that.

Well, of course, a good driver

could manipulate my
car away from the curb.

Oh, sure. Say no more.

We'll get you out of
this, Mrs. Bronson.

But I'm a beginner.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I see.

You sure are hemmed in, kid.

Yes, well, uh, it's very simple.

Costello will get
you out of this mess.

Oh, yes. I'll... Lou
will get you out.

Well, what's wrong with that?

Why do you always put
Costello in the middle like this?

I'm going to get her out?

Louie, you know I'm
left-handed, don't you?

Yeah.

It's a right-handed wheel.

Well, then you can stick
your hand out like that.

- No. How could I do it?
- I guess I'll have to do it.

You help the lady out.

Always willing to
help a lady in distress.

Don't worry about a thing.

There you are, my boy.

Right in the seat there.

You know how to
handle that, don't you?

Yep.

Any advice you
want, just ask me.

You, uh... You look and see if
I'm not... so I don't hit nothing.

Right. I'll watch around.

Now, wait a minute. Take
it easy now. Go ahead.

Huh?

- Go ahead and back up.
- Beg your pardon?

Back up, back up.

Go ahead.

What do you want me to
do, go ahead or back up?

I'll tell you when.

You just told me
I got to back up.

- Well, back up.
- I'm going to back up.

Go ahead.

I can't do the two
things at once.

I either got to go ahead,
or I got to back up.

Now, what do you want me
to do, back up or go ahead?

Why are you saying,
"Go ahead, back up"?

Please, don't make a
production out of this thing.

You're only trying
to get the car out.

- You want me to back up?
- I'll watch.

- You want me to back up?
- Back up.

- I'm going to back up.
- Go ahead.

What do you want
me to do, Abbott?

- Go ahead, go ahead!
- You want me to go ahead?

No, no, no! I'm
watching back here.

You just told me to go ahead.

No, I didn't, Lou. I
want you to back up.

- All right, back up.
- Well, go ahead.

What do you want me to
do, back up or go ahead?!

Will you do as I
tell you, please?

I'm trying to do
what you tell me!

You can't go ahead and you can't
back up at the same time, can you?

No...

So... So just back up.

Now, let's take it easy.
I am going to back up.

Now, leave it low
enough so I can...

I am going to back up.

All right. Go ahead.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Why do you keep saying "go
ahead" and looking that way for?!

Well, I'm watching...

You want me to go
ahead, I'll go ahead!

I want you to go ahead.

Excuse me, Mrs.
Bronson. We'll get you out.

"Back up, go ahead."

I don't know whether
to go ahead, back up.

Take it easy, now.

Now, go ahead.

Go ahead? Go ahead?

Back up.

[Crash]

No.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Oh, no.

Uh-oh. The bumpers are locked.

Oh, that's a common, everyday...

Well, get up and, uh,
jump up and down.

- That'll unlock them.
- I know, I know.

Oh, you know. You
know everything.

Wait a minute. Now, wait.

Got it?

What are you doing?
What are you doing?

Costello, what are
you doing up there?

- Mike...
- Are you going crazy?

No, no. Bumpers...
they're locked.

I've got to get to
the beauty shop.

Oh, well, there's nothing to this.
I'll show you how to handle this.

Now, wait a minute. You
jump up there, and I'll lift in.

That's good. You lift it up,
Mike and I will jump down.

- All right. Go ahead.
- Ready? You got it?

Go!

Okay.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh!

Oh, ow, Mike, get
me out, will ya?

- Oh, Mike!
- Quiet! Be quiet!

- Mike! Lift it up, Mike!
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

It's on my foot, Mike!

Lou, get up and talk to us.

- His foot, Mike.
- It's hurting!

Oh, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.

- I'll look in the manual.
- Hold still a minute.

Never mind the manual. Get...

We got to learn how
to unlock this thing.

"Drive 30 miles an
hour in a school zone."

What do I care about
30 miles an hour in a...

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

- Mike!
- Oh, here we are.

"In a case like
this, call for help."

Help!

We've got to raise some money.

Now, what in this room can
we take down to the pawnshop?

What in this room can we
take down to the pawnshop?

Are you kidding, Abbott?

We've hocked everything
you've got in the room.

No alibis, no alibis.

Look, I'm still bruised

from carrying that refrigerator
down to the hock shop yesterday.

Hey, wait a minute. It's
a nice piece of material.

Get that idea out of your mind.

You're not going to hock
the clothes off my back.

- Why don't you hock your own?
- I intend to do that.

Well, if you do, what
are we going to wear?

We'll wear those coveralls
the painters left here last week.

This is a lulu of
an idea, Abbott.

Come on. What do you
mean it's a lulu of an idea?

- You need money, don't you?
- You get some beauts, brother.

Well, you've got to have
money. You've got to raise money.

You got...

Wait a minute.

What's the idea of this?

This suit came with
two pairs of pants.

Mrs. Bronson, what
seems to be the trouble?

You're all upset.

I was never so
embarrassed in my life.

Those two hoodlums
you have living in this...

In this rooming house
practically wrecked my car.

Oh, I can't stand having
them around anymore.

I am moving.

Come, come now, Mrs. Bronson.
I'm sure we can straighten this out.

As a matter of fact, I've
got everything arranged

to have your
apartment done over.

I'm just having a little
trouble getting paper hangers.

Oh, that's different if you're
going to all that trouble.

I thought you'd see it my way.

But please keep those
roughnecks away from me.

That Costello jumped up
and down on my bumper

until it got all out of shape.

Come in.

Now, listen here, you two.

Mrs. Bronson has been
complaining about you two nit...

What are you wearing
those coveralls for?

Well, it's a... It's
sort of a surprise.

Oh. You wanted to surprise me.

You knew that I needed help to
re-paper Mrs. Bronson's apartment,

and you boys want
to offer your services

and pitch in and do it for me.

You're off your rocker.

Well, yes. That's
sort of an idea of it.

Uh, we thought we
could pitch in and help

and at the same time pay off a
little of our room rent that we owe you.

Well, that's nice of you.

You'll find everything
ready for the wallpapering

waiting for you
right across the hall.

I suppose you want
to send these out?

Well, yes, yes.

Well, that's fine. Let me do it.

You do me a favor,
I'll do you a favor.

Where do they go?

What's the name of the
cleaners you're sending them to?

Hockshop Harry.

[Humming]

- Hey.
- Yeah?

Go out and get the rest
of the paper in the hall.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Come on, get me out of this.

Lou, get me out of this!

Come here. Stay over here.

- Lou, get me out.
- Boy, are you so lucky.

Where are you? Where are you?

Over here! Don't hit, don't hit!

Where are you?

Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!

Wait a minute!

Will you keep your hands
down? I'll get you out.

Keep your hands down.

Wait a minute. Let
me get you out there.

- We got it. You got my chin.
- Huh?

My chin.

- Don't choke me.
- You want it off, don't you?

Not that way.

I don't know what you'd
ever do without me.

I'd love to try it once.

Where's the wallpaper
I told you to get?

Well, there it is over there.

When I was bringing it in,
the wallpaper changed its mind,

so I came in ahead of it.

Go out and get the
wallpaper. I'll get the water.

Go on!

Go out and get the wallpaper.

Uh-oh. That's
what did it before.

[Humming]

You wait there.
I'll go over here.

[Humming]

Stop it.

Now, ain't this dandy?

I leave you for two minutes,
you've got to play games.

Can I help it if the wallpaper
likes me and keeps following me?

Look, let's pick up the pace and
get some wallpaper on the wall.

- Yeah.
- Come on.

Hey, wait a minute.
This paste is mixed.

- Hey, hey, it's all mixed already.
- Okay.

Come on.

Hey.

There we are. We
got plenty of wall...

Will you stop that?
Put that paper down.

Lou, that belongs on the wall.

Now hold it.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Let's... Let's do it in pieces.

- Ever do this before?
- Huh?

- You ever do this before?
- Sure.

I'll put some over here.
You put some over there.

Hold a piece.

Now, wait a minute. Wait a
minute. You got to be genteel.

Wait a minute.

You got to put
it over here first.

Put it on the wall.
Nice. That's a boy.

Then you put the paper up.

That's it. You got to...

You see? Now it stays up there.

See that, Lou?

Look at that.

See how nice that
stays up there?

Put it on the wall.

Roll it there. Put it
on nice and easy.

That's a boy. See that?

Look out.

See? It's on.

Why don't you watch out
where you're painting?!

Paint up and down like
this, not across like that!

You're not supposed to
stick your head in the bucket.

I didn't put my
head in the bucket!

- Well, what happened?
- You went like that.

Up and down, Abbott.

That's what I was doing.
I was going like this here.

Gentle stroke. You don't
know how to put up wallpaper...

- Look, Abbott, do me a favor.
- What?

- Will you go up and down like that?
- That's what I'm doing.

All right. Go up and down.

Now, take it easy.
Don't get excited.

Up and down, up and down.

Now you can go sideways, too.

See? You can go like that.

Don't go like that to me!

Will you stop that?

Now, cut it out!

Lou, will you please... You
got to put it up on the wall.

Okay, let's put it on the wall.

Now, nice and
easy. That's the boy.

Wait a minute. I can't see.

Where's the wall?

Wait a minute, Lou.

I can't see.

Oh, I got it.

- Where are you?
- Here.

Where are you?

Where are you
at? Lou, I can't see.

- Lou, where are you at?
- Turn around this way over here.

- Now, up and down.
- Where?

Up and down.

I can't see.

- Up and down.
- Wait a minute.

Up and down. Up and down.

I can't see.

Are you sure you can't
see? You can't see?

I can't see.

Stick around. I'm going
out and getting a rag.

- Get me a rag.
- I'll get a rag.

- Get me a rag, Louie.
- Stick around.

Abbott, here, I got a rag.

Good.

What's the matter with her?

She likes you.

Oh, stop this nonsense.
Let's go on with the work.

All right.

You do your work by
yourself, I'll do mine by myself.

All right.

Oh!

Costello, get me
another bucket of paste.

Get this thing off.

Get it off.

Take this thing off.

- Take this off my head.
- Sloppy user.

Get it off, get it off!

- Take it off!
- Buddy.

Take it off!

Hey.

You know, we're worse off
financially than we've ever been?

We've got to raise some money

and pay back for that damage
you did to Mrs. Bronson's apartment.

You helped me do that damage.

Wait a minute. I
have got schemes.

- You know me. Brainy boy.
- I know you're a brainy boy.

I get in more trouble
with your brains.

Don't worry about
you getting in trouble.

- This is my idea.
- Uh, what's this one?

- See that wallet?
- Yeah.

Throw it on the ground.

First person that comes
along here, I'm going to say,

"You dropped your wallet,"
ask them for a reward.

Everything's hunky-dory.

You going to tell the
guy he dropped his wallet,

and the guy's going
to give you a reward?

- Sure, they give you a reward if...
- I'll do it.

No, you don't. It's my scheme.

Come on. I want to get a
little of the money reward.

Later on. You try it
later. This is mine.

Oh, you want all the fun.

Look out, look out.

Look out.

[Whistles]

I beg your pardon, Sir.
You... You dropped your wallet.

Thanks.

Uh, don't you think
I'm entitled to a reward?

Wait a minute. I had 80 bucks
when I left home this morning.

Where's my dough?

Uh, you take over.

I'm sorry. You're a
perfect stranger to me.

I think the man
should have a reward.

I think he should.

Where's my lobster?

I'm bringing yours
in on the next load.

Well, hurry it up, tubby.
I'm tired of waiting.

Thank you, Sir.

Mr. Brodie, my
feet are killing me.

How long does Lou and I
have to wait on these gorillas?

Until I think you've done enough
work to pay for the window you busted.

So far, you haven't done enough

to pay for the putty
to hold it in place.

- Oh, now...
- Now, get on the job.

- Listen, now, Mr. Brodie.
- Something you want to say?

Well, I just wanted to say

it was a pleasure
working in your place.

It's a good thing that
Mr. Brodie ain't around.

I'd tell him what I
think of his restaurant.

I think you got the finest
eating place in town.

Will you tell that to
Mr. Brodie, please?

Thank you, Sir.

Here you are, Sir.

Is this a Maine lobster?

I'll have to go back and
ask the other lobsters.

Oh, a wise guy.
Where's the other claw?

He lost it in a fight
with another lobster.

Oh, yeah? Well, take it
back and bring me the winner.

Aah!

What happened?

This fresh guy pinched me!

I did not.

Don't you call my Hilda
a liar! You apologize!

I'm sorry.

May I bring the
lobster back now?

Yeah. Go ahead and rush it.

Thank you.

Ow!

You keep your hands off my girl.

Now beat it!

Hey, Bib.

Yeah, boss?

Mulligan's gang's
on the warpath again.

Get the boys and toss them
out before they break up the joint.

On the double, boss.

Call to arms, men.
There's mutiny aboard.

All right, men. Let's
clear the decks.

That's enough of that,
Mulligan. Out you go.

Wait a minute. You can't
do that to our pal Mulligan.

That's what you think.

Now, you want to leave
peaceably before you get hurt?

Get away. Nobody's
throwing me and my...

Eh, you want to do
it the hard way, huh?

I'm surprised at you.

That is not at all ladylike.

So it's you?

You know, I owe you
something for pinching me.

Ha, ha, ha!

Hey, hey!

Oh.

Good night!

Wait a minute.

Where are you going?

Mr. Brodie, I quit.

You quit, huh?

You've got
something coming first.

I have?

Yeah. This.

Now I got to pay you off.

No, thanks. I've been overpaid.

Nice restaurant. See you later.