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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:26,620 I'm Pinocchio 2 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:30,020 I hate human 3 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,720 They always make fun of my body 4 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,900 especially my extented nose when I'm telling a lie 5 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,560 so I hate the one who made me 6 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,780 Hey, Hey, look 7 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,400 Pinocchio's nose is so funny 8 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:45,400 People who make fun of me 9 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,280 actually, it's made of stainless steel 10 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,660 are you kidding me? 11 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,100 it's made of wood... 12 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,040 those people have to die 13 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,880 OMG, Pinocchio is killing people 14 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:02,420 it's actually made of wood 15 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,680 You freak, I will ask the old carpenter to destroy you 16 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 their friends must die too 17 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,420 it's ceramic 18 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,560 All human must die 19 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:21,220 1 plus 1 equals 6 20 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:24,220 CN soccer world No.1 21 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:28,280 woman's elbows can't touch the belly at the same time 22 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,920 I'm ugly 23 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,020 um, yeah, so what? 24 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:38,780 I'm handsome 25 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,200 original author Han Wu is not a beautiful girl at all 26 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:51,420 finally, I have decided 27 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,380 I will crush this planet 28 00:01:55,980 --> 00:02:01,080 A Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes is a very strict, well-drawn 29 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,780 extreamly touching, great animation 30 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,280 Um, where am I? 31 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,160 I'm on the moon when I got 32 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,540 Well, poke through the Earth with nose seems not going to work 33 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:24,340 I will kill them one by one after I get back to Earth 34 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:28,880 I can see the Sixth Child 35 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,600 Mr. Hunter, thanks for taking me here to hang out 36 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,500 No problem, you have fun 37 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,260 It looks fun there, here we go 38 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:46,160 I'm sorry, Snow White 39 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:48,740 This is an order directly from the Queen, I have no choice 40 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,980 What the...is he dead? 41 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,300 This is a good start, yeah 42 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,440 Let the hunt begins 43 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,260 Hi, what are you doing? 44 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,700 Danger! I need to eliminate it asap 45 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,320 Excuse me, did you see a middle-aged man here? 46 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,080 No 47 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,620 I didn't see anyone 48 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,640 How come your nose can stretch out 49 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,880 Ahaha, it's nothing 50 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,380 It's becomes longer when I tell lies 51 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,100 I don't tell lies 52 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,660 1 plus 1 equals 2 53 00:03:41,660 --> 00:03:43,620 A Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes has made 100 episodes 54 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,760 There are many good comics on U17 55 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,280 He Xie Man has updated 56 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,580 Since then, Pinocchio and Snow White live in the woods 57 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,520 They are happy and joyful 58 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,360 Love can change a person 59 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,280 Daddy, thanks for making me 60 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:05,640 End 3798

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