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One Hundred Thousand Sarcastic Stories
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This episode is dedicated to classic Chinese animations
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Episode Calabash
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This episode brought to you by Youyaoqi
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I'm the third brother
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Snake demon or whatever demon, come out and prepare to die
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My muscles and bones are of steel, resisting swords and guns
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If you don't believe me, try to behead me or pierce my eyes or whatever you wish
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He's bleeding like hell
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WTF man it hurts you bastard
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Penetrating me so violently
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But you said I could hit you wherever I want
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You're picking on my hemorroid
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Don't you see that I've hemorroid What are you going to do with this hemorroid Why attack my hemmorroid
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How am I supposed to know that you have hemorroid
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Third brother - idiot
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The Snake Demon heard that the furnace of Taishang Laojun had fallen somewhere in the human world
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Let's go, boys
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If one uses this furnace with the seven calabash brothers
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One can concoct pills of immortality
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Let's go find that furnace
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Yes your majesty
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Don't call me your majesty, call me my queen
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Yes your majesty, no problem your majesty
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Loading...
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You found: second brother - 1
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Look, your majesty
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The furnace was hidden in midst of the valley
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Somehow I feel that if we open this
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Piccolo would spring out or something like that
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What are you talking about, your majesty?
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Nothing, I was talking to myself
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And I said call me my queen!
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Lovely little brother of mine
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That's the snake demon who took our brothers, right?
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No doubt about it, didn't know that we would come across them here
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Dear big brother
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OK Then
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Let's get rid of them, big brother
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Yes little brother, let's go hands in hands
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Fire brother's blazing flames
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Water brother's raging waves
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The two powers combined
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And the result is...
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Vapor
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Hey you, you're interrupting on purpose
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I think the problem is you
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Me, the problem? Is that how you talk to your elder brother?
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You're being arrogant lately
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Just because your power opposes mine
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You look down on your elder brother
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It's you who's arrogant
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You brag about being older
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But you just broke the shells a few seconds earlier, quit showing off
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I don't like that stupid show-off attitude
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Say that again, huh
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Let's fight without our powers
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As you wish, don't whine after you've lost
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What kind of day is this?
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I caught three calabash brothers
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Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket
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You found - Fourth brother x1 Fifth brother x1
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Fourth brother, fifth brother - idiot
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Sixth brother - Idiot
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What just happened
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And then
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You better return my grandpa and brothers right now
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Even Tianwang Laozi
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Can't save your souls
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It can't be
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Why are you surprised, your majesty
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You fool, can't you see
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His art style is completely different from ours
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Ye-yes
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You have a keen eye, your majesty
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It's not your majesty, it's my queen
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Is that so
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It seems that you are
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adamant, inexorable, pertinacious and ambidextrous
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I didn't even say anything yet
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And those aren't synonyms
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Seventh brother heard that the Snake Demon won't release them
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Infuriated by rhis,
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he maximized his power to kill the snake demon
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And save his grandfather and brothers
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Seeing this, the snake demon was deeply frightened
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Deeply frightened my ass
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Don't turn me into Hong Kong comic-style too
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You should feel honoured
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I will take out my most powerful treasure to deal with you
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Most powerful
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Treasure
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