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Once upon a time
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Somewhere in the Calabash mountain
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A snake spirit lay under a rock
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One day
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A careless pangolin happened to drill a hole under the mountain, and the snake spirit slipped away
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An old man passing by saved the pangolin under the rock
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and acquired seven-colored calabash seeds
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According to the pangolin
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By planting and raising the calabash, one can exterminate the demon
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The old man took the seeds home
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Soon, different calabashes of seven colors bloomed
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Soon, the snake spirit heard the news
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Reporting, your majesty
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How many times do I have to tell you
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Don't call me your majesty
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Call me my queen!
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Sorry
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Don't get us wrong
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It's completely different from the story you think it is
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One Hundred Thousand Sarcastic Stories
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Episode Calabash (1)
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How many times do I have to tell you
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Don't call me your majesty
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Call me my queen!
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Yes your majesty
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Reporting your majesty
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The house of the old man is right in front of us
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And then
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One windy night without moon
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Grandpa
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Oji-chan
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Your majesty
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I said call me my queen
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Yes your majesty
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But why do you just take this guy with you, what about the calabashes
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You don't know anything, do you
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There's a saying that you must catch the boss first
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How about some learning
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Many days have passed since the old man was kidnapped
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The calabashes
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matured
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and finally
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Big Brother is born!
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Hear me, ototos
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Relax shiro
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Oni-san will bring back your oji-chan no matter what
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Saa iko
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Hey, he's using nihongo again, that weaboo
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And his calabash peel didn't even split completely
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It's okay, right? There's no problem, right?
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Damn, I have a bad feeling about this
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Across the mountains and beyond the valleys
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Big brother finally arrived in the valley of the Snake spirit
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I finally found your hideout, you snake demon
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Hayaku give me my oji-chan back
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And I won't kill you
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It's a calabash monster
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Your majesty, we are monsters too
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Kuso, it seems that discussions won't solve this
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Hey we didn't even say anything yet
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Naraba shine! I will exterminate you without exceptions
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Listen to people when they're speaking, man
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We didn't even say our opinions, man
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I will use my greatest ability to deal with you
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Grow bigger
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Magnification
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Completed
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Only his head grew, it's so gross
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Hahahaha
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You're scared
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Scared my ass
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It's a bit heavy all right
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Hey quit showing off, you're going to drop it hey
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But I don't care a bit
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This amount of weight is nothing
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His neck broke, somebody help
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Big brother - Idiot
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In that moment, up on a mountain, thousands of kilometers away...
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That stupid weaboo brother of mine
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Why didn't he wait for me to come by
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He didn't even imagine how many talents I have
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Second brother is also born
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It seems like that I have to go save him again
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That snake spirit thing, she didn't seem like a big deal when I saw her in front of grandpa
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My eyes are invincible
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They can see landscapes thousands of kilometers away
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They can emit lightning
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They can even see through things
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If I see through hundreds of kilometers
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The situation the enemies, wherever they are
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cannot escape my eyes...
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Boys, bring that big-headed guy in
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Yes
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Second brother - idiot
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And then...
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Wait for the next episode
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