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12 is an exciting age for a gentleman
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An exciting, terrifying age
when new odd thoughts arrive.
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Sometimes these thoughts
are brought on by tennis ladies.
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Sweaty, grunty,
Argentinian tennis ladies.
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Woman is like a walking advert
for cough drops and deodorant.
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They'll be off now to
gargle with some TCP.
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Sometimes these thoughts
are bought on by bathing ladies.
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Blond fairy tale bathing ladies.
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This is the moment when Martin relised
that some cleaning is actually dirty.
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What on Earth is that!
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How's it going spanners
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Uncle Danny
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You look so tanned
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Just got off the yatch didn't I.
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A yatch?
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How's it going bro?
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How are you Dan?
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How do I look?.
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Well....
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Ah, there's me favourite nephew.
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Come over here and
embrace me you little twerp.
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Hi Uncle Danny
I feel faint.
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Nothing to see here.
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And Belgrade has this
amazing water festival every fall.
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Wow, You say fall now
like they do in 90210
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Well, I suppoose I do.
Amazing.
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Daniel Moone was a busker who left Ireland
a year ago to embark on a rock'n'roll lifestyle.
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They call that coffee a Cappuccino
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Traveling around Europe, sleeping under bridges
and basically behaving like a homeless person.
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What was Yugoslavia like?
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Oh, amazing. Good people,
really good people.
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Good hearts.
What about Venice?
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Ah, Venice.
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Indescribeable really.
Amazing.
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He didn't say anything Martin.
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Yes he did.
He said it was indescribeable.
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Deaf head
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This what happens when you
pitch your tent in Lyon in the dark.
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Is that a traffic island?
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Nothing like waking up to the beautiful
sound of French horns in the morning.
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Cos it's an instrument too
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Oh, because it's the sound that a car
makes in France but it's also a trumpet. Exactly.
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Oh you're right,
That's so good.
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Funny and clever.
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It's two things.
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Hey, anymore thoughts
on last nights trouser incident?.
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OH MY GOD,
what was that?
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Maybe an allergy thing?
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Had you eating strawberries?
I don't think so.
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Mmm.
I tell you something, it was not pleasant.
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I wouldn't worry about it buddy.
Probably just some kind of infection, you know.
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possibly fungal,
maybe get yourself a bag of frozen peas.
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or a small rock hammer.
I think I'll ask around first.
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see if it's catching.
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So you've started to pitch the old tent?
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You're flying the flesh flag.
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Building the dirty snowman.
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Been there kid, been there.
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Soooo....
What does it mean?
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I don't know?
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Erm, Daniel, if you're looking for that old
guitar you left here, I tucked it away for you.
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Genine
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Where'd you put her?
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Not somewhere damp I hope.
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I don't want my fretboard to get warped.
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Oh don't worry Dan we kept Genine in a
strictly moisture controlled enviroment for you.
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I was thinking I might
head out and see Dad later.
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Ah, I'm sure he'd love to see you,
he can have visitors until 9.
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What are you talking about?
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You didn't put him in a home did you?
No, don't call it that.
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He loves it up there, he's
flirting away with all the bed pan women
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You could've talked to me about it.
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And I do that how?
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By scrawling a message on
a toilet door in Berlin.
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Well they must be so much happier
since they got rid of that old wall.
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I'm here now aren't I.
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You can imagine how
blessed we all feel about that.
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Our back wall came down
recently and it was a right pain.
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I'll head off
there now actually.
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Hang on.
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We'll both go out
and see him later if you like.
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At least Boyle is relatively NAZI free.
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Talking to myself now.
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Have you used any public swimming facilities
lately. They're a breeding ground for fungus'.
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Fungi,
Fungi.
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No, but last week Mum defrosted
a chicken while I was taking a bath.
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Oooh, Oh yeah,
that's your culprit.
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Just some kind of growing
base salmonella I expect.
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Fingers crossed.
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Martin!
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Oh, Hi.
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Who you talking to?
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Er, you!
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We're talking.
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You said "Martin", I said "Hi Ya"
and you said "Who are you talking to"
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and then I started talking
and I haven't stopped since.
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You don't still have
that imaginary friend do you?
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Sean Murphy?
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No,
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What're you now?, 11?
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Yep, Leave your coat on. We're going
to the nursing home to see grandad.
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But it's not Christmas.
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We don't just
visit at Christmas?
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Fine, but if I see one sprout.
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It just broadens the mind.
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You know?
Course you do.
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Promise me though,
you'll never take Hungarian acid.
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Oki Doki.
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Seriously bro, it's lethal.
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Well, acid burns through
evertything doesn't it?
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Ha ha ha ha ha...
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It's simple first class science.
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That's a little pub
in Croatia we used to go to.
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Are we allowed to
turn on the TV Sinead
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This is on the ferry,
out to one of the islands.
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Is there no pictures of you?
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Well I was taking them all, so.
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Ah, that was one of my
favourite places for busking.
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So you're still playing huh?
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Well I couldn't let those lessons
you gave me go to waste could I.
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Here's some nice jelly grandad.
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Help yourself Michael.
It's like rubber offal.
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I'm sure it's not that bad.
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Do you want to eat it?
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I like ALL jellies.
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It's great to see you again son.
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It's getting late,
we'd better shoot off.
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See you soon Dad.
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Yeah, at Christmas.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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Right, c'mon
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Take care of yourself Joe.
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We'll be in the car.
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Just you and me now Madge
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Your lovely eyes.
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And big hairy nose.
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Genine
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Piece of piss.
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What the hell...
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Night Sean Murphy
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I said good night deaf head.
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Sean?
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Where the hell are you?
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Indeed!
where the Hell was I?
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Actually I was here,
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having a nice relaxing time with
all the other rejected imaginary friends.
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You hustling me?
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Can I play the winner?
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We'll play them both.
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We haven't been rejected
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Just come in when the Porick's kipping.
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Drinking tea and
watching the Late Late show.
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Another wild night in Boyle
huh...
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If there's somewhere else
you'd rather be no one's stopping you.
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Where else would you see
a potato shaped like a duck.
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Saw a lot of things in Amsterdam.
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Save the Wacky Baccy stories
for the kids will you.
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Anyone want the
last Jammie Dodger?
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Well, You know what
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I've been getting this really
resentful vibe off you ever since I got back.
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Jammie Dodgers?,
Jammie Dodgers?
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Have you now.
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Oh yeah,
seems like a jealousy thing to me man.
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Can you stop calling me man.
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I'm not some fella
you stole marijuana off.
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Alright boss, marijuana from
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Ok then, I'll avoid calling
you a man from now on.
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TV: You won't have to wait long,
it's a Drake.
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That looks nothing like a duck.
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(Mumbles in sleep)
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New Balls please.
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New Balls please.
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New Balls.
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New Balls please.
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Ohhhh, everythings going well
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I need new balls.
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I need new balls.
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What?
Oh. Hey. (CLEARS THROAT) Hi.
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You alright?
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Yeah! Great. Great.
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Everything OK down there, bud?
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Yep. Yeah. Dry as a bone...
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'Martin! Get up for school!'
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Gotta go.
Dreams are mad, aren't they?
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Mine are extremely boring.
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Why don't you take a chill pill, man.
Oh yeah, what's that?
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Daniel, the reason
I can't take a chill pill is
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because I've got bills, bills.
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Are you talking to me?
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Sounded like you were having a fake
argument with yourself there, bro.
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I was making some brilliant points
too. You woulda been stumped.
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Look, I probably went a bit over
the top last night.
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Ah, we both went a bit over the top.
You especially.
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Listen, there's actually something
else I wanted to bring up.
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Well, I'm a bit unrehearsed for that
now...
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It's about Martin.
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So the dam's burst, huh?
The trawlers went out to sea.
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The choo-choos left willy station?
Been there, kid...been there...
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You dunno what it means, do you?
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Not a clue.
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I have a theory about it being
related to cloud formations,
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but there's no real
science behind it.
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I appreciate your honesty.
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So what did ya do with the sheets?
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You brought them to school?!
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What else could I do?
I didn't have time to bury them.
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He was just 14 years old.
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Foreign exchange student told him
imaginary friends were for babies.
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Oh what a dick. Where was
he from this overseas dream wrecker?
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Florence, I think he said.
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Bloody Spaniards. What, with the
lack of imagination and the bull
murdering.
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Ugh, I hate Spaniards.
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What the...? Where's Crunchie
'Danger' Haystacks gone?
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(GROANS)
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No, I think you're wrong.
Tigers are definitely female lions.
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That just doesn't seem right.
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Crunchie 'Danger' Haystacks?
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That's my name.
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Tigers are female lions, right?
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They certainly taste the same.
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He agrees with me.
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Hey, Sean's kinda gone missing.
Does Crunchie ever go on holiday?
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He went snorkelling in a volcano
with Bigfoot once
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but he was back by morning,
weren't ya, Crunchie?
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It wasn't worth my while, pal.
Terrible visibility, lava.
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So wait a second,
are you taking the lead on this?
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What? No, I thought you were.
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No, that's fine. I was just... I
don't know if you wanted to...
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I'm fine.
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You're sure ye don't
want my input on this?
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I know the lingo.
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I know the lingo.
I invented the feckin' lingo.
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I just thought he might find it
a little less embarrassing
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if it came from me.
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Daniel, thanks I've got it.
Suit yourself.
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Martin. Welcome home, darling.
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Martin. Please, come join us
here at the table, will you, please?
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Thanks for coming in.
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Good to see you.
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Good luck.
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Please, take a seat.
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Look at you there. Here we
are...Right.
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Actually I think I'll stay sat.
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Can I stand? No.
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It has come to our attention
that you've been the victim
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of a...bit of a night-time incident.
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Can a man not wet his own bed in
this house anymore?!
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Listen. What's happening is
perfectly natural. Listen to me...
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But I'm sleepy...
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Women. Men.
What's it all about? Who knows?
252
00:14:37,726 --> 00:14:41,686
You don't know that's why
we're doing this.
253
00:14:41,766 --> 00:14:48,926
So. Girls are essentially creatures
of the night. They're fascinating.
254
00:14:50,286 --> 00:14:54,966
And...alluring. Take your mother
here...
255
00:14:55,046 --> 00:14:56,086
Please don't.
256
00:14:57,286 --> 00:15:00,486
Birds, bees and other...winged...
257
00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:04,086
(YAWNS) I'm sleepy too.
258
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:06,766
Penises...
259
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:07,966
(COUGHS)
260
00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:17,326
Vaginas...
261
00:15:17,406 --> 00:15:20,126
Marty, ya wanna come busking in
town, buddy?
262
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,446
Do I!
263
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,606
(SIGHS) That was...something.
264
00:15:27,686 --> 00:15:31,806
Not quite as intense as me
explaining periods to Sinead,
265
00:15:31,886 --> 00:15:33,126
but close.
266
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:35,006
What do you mean the moon is
gonna make me bleed?
267
00:15:35,086 --> 00:15:35,966
I'll make the moon bleed.
268
00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:46,206
(SINGS) She aches just like a woman,
But she breaks just like a little
girl...
269
00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:53,886
That song says everything you need
to know about women.
270
00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:56,726
Yeah...Women definitely taste
like...women.
271
00:15:58,326 --> 00:15:59,726
And smell like women...
272
00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:02,126
Lick my foot! Lick my foot!
273
00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:03,086
Lick it!
274
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:07,326
'Oh, but I know the lingo man..'
Oh aye, ya fecking know.
275
00:16:07,406 --> 00:16:08,926
Jesus Christ.
276
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,766
To be honest, Marty,
there's only so much I can teach ya.
277
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:16,606
But I'm always here for questions.
OK? You're at a lovely stage now.
278
00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:20,566
Enjoy it. Have fun.
Get yourself some girlie mags.
279
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,286
You'll figure out the rest yourself.
280
00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:24,286
"Girlie mags"... Right.
281
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:28,166
I should've brought some back
from Germany - when I was on tour
282
00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:29,966
with U2 we had girlie mags...
283
00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:31,886
You were on tour with U2?!
284
00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:35,126
I was The Edge's roadie. Used to look
after his plectrums.
285
00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:37,846
Wow. What was he like?
286
00:16:37,926 --> 00:16:40,966
Force of nature.
He was the real boss in that band.
287
00:16:41,046 --> 00:16:43,046
Always made Bono
carry his gear around.
288
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:44,926
No!
289
00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:48,326
Yeah, one night after a show in,
Prague I think it was.
290
00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:50,406
Couple of the roadies
was about to lift a big,
291
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:54,446
heavy amp backstage and The Edge
said, "No. Leave it.
292
00:16:54,526 --> 00:16:56,526
"Make Bono carry that."
293
00:16:56,606 --> 00:16:57,686
Aww... Poor little Bono.
294
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,406
Hey, will we do a U2 song in tribute?
295
00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,086
Oh yeah, do Sunday Bloody Sunday!
296
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,566
Ya like that one?
297
00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:05,926
Yeah, I bloody hate Sundays.
298
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:09,326
Martin, we have to go now...
299
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,206
(SINGS) I can't believe the news
today
300
00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:14,486
I can't close my eyes and make it go
away
301
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:17,966
Sunday Bloody Sunday!
302
00:17:18,046 --> 00:17:21,806
Sunday Bloody Sunday! Wooh!
303
00:17:25,006 --> 00:17:27,486
Sorry we got interrupted like that.
304
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:30,246
I think we should probably continue
having that chat we were having...
305
00:17:31,966 --> 00:17:34,206
I think we'd got as far as...vaginas.
306
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,846
It's OK, Dad. Danny and I talked.
307
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:46,046
Girlie mags... Girlie mags...
308
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,366
Read it... Read it...
309
00:17:54,446 --> 00:17:55,406
Read it...
310
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:03,806
I think you're gonna have to
let it go, love.
311
00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:07,486
I don't think he knows what he's
saying half the time. Yeah.
312
00:18:12,246 --> 00:18:15,166
Hey.
313
00:18:18,606 --> 00:18:20,526
Look.
I don't want to have an argument.
314
00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:23,526
But I did say I was going to do
The whole birds-and-bees thing.
315
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:30,246
Well, I just figured...I'm more
experienced than you.
316
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:33,006
All the travelling and everything.
317
00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:34,366
Not this shite again.
318
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,566
Excuse me?
319
00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:37,606
What's the last country you were in?
320
00:18:39,646 --> 00:18:41,686
Norway, I think.
321
00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:43,646
Norway! Right.
322
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:45,646
And tell me something.
323
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,206
Do you not need a passport to
get in to Norway?
324
00:18:50,286 --> 00:18:51,766
What are you talking about?
325
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:58,926
I found it in your old guitar case.
Where have you been?
326
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:15,486
Carlow?! What the
hell have you been doing in Carlow?
327
00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:18,006
Working in a sugar beet factory.
328
00:19:18,086 --> 00:19:22,166
So...just so I get this straight
- for the last year you've been
329
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:24,726
working in a sugar beet
factory in Leinster?
330
00:19:25,846 --> 00:19:27,246
Sometimes.
331
00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:28,446
Sometimes. Right.
332
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,646
Where do
you get the photos?
333
00:19:34,446 --> 00:19:35,526
Found them on a bus.
334
00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:40,006
Funny, yeah?
335
00:19:40,086 --> 00:19:42,686
Actually that's quite funny, yeah.
336
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,646
Well, I'm happy that you find my
life so amusing.
337
00:19:54,086 --> 00:19:58,086
(HEAVY BREATHING)
338
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,886
Holy Moly. Well I'll not be doing
that again...!
339
00:20:12,526 --> 00:20:14,286
So... Major update.
340
00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:16,566
Not now, Martin.
341
00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:29,246
Sean, Sean...?
342
00:20:50,446 --> 00:20:51,886
'Martin! Get up!'
343
00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:04,326
Where's Uncle Danny?
344
00:21:04,406 --> 00:21:07,086
He...had to leave town.
345
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,206
Why? 'Cos ye were fighting again?
No.
346
00:21:11,286 --> 00:21:17,166
He told me to tell you that...Bono
needed him in Zagreb.
347
00:21:17,246 --> 00:21:19,286
He said that you'd understand.
348
00:21:20,526 --> 00:21:21,646
That bloody Edge...
349
00:21:24,486 --> 00:21:27,366
Martin, where are your sheets?
350
00:21:27,446 --> 00:21:28,406
I got it.
351
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:40,606
So what's been going on?
352
00:21:40,686 --> 00:21:41,646
Nothing much.
353
00:21:41,726 --> 00:21:43,406
Quite a week, yeah?
Yeah.
354
00:21:43,486 --> 00:21:45,046
Good man.
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