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Lucky is the Boy who grows
up in a house full of the fairer sex
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for he will have an early insight in
to the mysterious ways of the woman.
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He'll learn cool make-up tips.
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Enjoy school Princess Martina.
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Martin, get up for school!
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General bathroom etiquette.
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Fidelma, c'mon. I'm shitting.
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As well as fashion and style.
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You're late.
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They're soggy.
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They were crispy ten minutes ago.
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But although this early
education did leave Martin
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very at ease with speaking with
girls outside the home...
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Yeah, Frosties on the go again
ladies. What can I say?
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They're grrrrreat!
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It did create some jealousy
amongst other Alpha males.
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Hey beautiful!
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Hey...Alan.
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Do you really want to hurt me?
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Yes, a strong tune, Tony
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(WOLF-WHISTLES)
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Good morning Martin.
Morning Padraic.
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Ooh, la la!
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Why is everyone acting so weird?
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Well, we're at the point when
adolescence and manhood are fighting
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for supremacy in our ever-changing
boy vessels...
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I mean today. Why is everyone
acting so weird to me today?
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Probably
because you're wearing make-up.
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WHAT? Alright Madonna.
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Aaaah...
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I kinda like it.
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# "Where's Me Jumper?"
- Sultans of Ping FC
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# Dancing in the disco
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# Bumper to bumper
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# Wait a minute
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# Where's me jumper?
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# Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?
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# Where's me jumper?
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# Where's me jumper? Oh no. #
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(TV) And the police are making no
attempt to stop people
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as they scale the wall.
I have never witnessed...
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Big week. It is! I've got my first
Weight Wishers class on Friday.
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Oh right, yeah. Good for you.
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Yeah, it's all change.
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Ah yeah. Sure no harm I suppose.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I could probably do with cutting out
a few rashers myself.
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Liam, I'm not doing
the bloody class.
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I'm going to be a Weight
Wishers instructor.
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That's right.
I told you about it.
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I know you did!
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We had a lengthy
conversation about it,
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to which I was listening to every
word.
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You're taking a course or you've got
your name down for a certificate.
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Alright Liam, that'll do.
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Debs, I tried.
You did.
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Look I know everybody's giving you
a hard time
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but I'd just like you to know I wish
you all the best of luck
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with being gay. No, no,
this is all just a big misunder...
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Shhhh. Shut up Pet Shop Boys.
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Every other sign in town has
an apostrophe on it, Liam.
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The thing is, that makes it
a possessive noun, Tony.
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A wha'? Like it belongs to someone
called bed. As in Mr Bed's Beds
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Sure, they're my beds.
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I'm not trying to short
change you Tony.
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I have a spare apostrophe here I'm
more than happy
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to bring down to you, it's just it
doesn't really belong in the sign.
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I mean beds is just beds.
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No now, Liam, I won't be having
that. They are not just beds
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(WHISPERS)
Little something for Sir.
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Has this been through the wash?
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Don't pretend you care.
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Sure, no-one's coming in to the shop,
because they think I've shrimped on
the sign. OK.
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Alright. B-E-D apostrophe S.
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I'll see you then Tony.
With a full stop...
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But Mam, she put make-up on me.
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She was probably just trying to
spruce you up a bit.
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She wasn't doing it to be nice, Mam.
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She was doing it to be mean.
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She took advantage of me when she
knew the wits about me were sleepy.
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She's evil, that girl. Pure evil.
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Like, er...
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Like Skeletor.
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Ah. Here we go... Shh.
Hi there.
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My name's Jennifer Bakewell.
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I'm your Weight Wishers instructors
instructor.
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So it's like Weight Watchers yeah?
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Well, more competitively priced
though.
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Ooohh.
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What are you talking about?
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my new career.
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Food.
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What's it all about?
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How can something so delicious
make us feel so very, very ugly?
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And fat.
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Does Dad know about this nonsense?
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Yes. Dad is aware of it.
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The only weight this family needs to
lose is the ten stone witch
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who shares my bedroom.
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Look, Martin.
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If you just got up a bit earlier and
washed your face, this never would
have happened.
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Why do you need
so much time in bed anyway?
Ah, would you leave him alone?
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Sure he was probably just playing
with himself.
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It's only natural, Martin.
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Playing with myself...? How did
they know I was playing with myself?
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Whelan, Staunton, Dalglish... Oh,
and he scores!
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And the crowd go crazy.
Oh and he scores again!
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Yes.
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Since Martin stayed up all night
drawing and playing
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with himself he needed to maintain
the length of his sleep-ins.
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But he also needed
time in the morning
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to check his face for make up.
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What to do? It was quite the pickle.
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The only solution was to somehow
shorten his nine minute
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commute to school.
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But how? And then it struck him...
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Ow. Me head.
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The wall.
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(ANGELIC CHOIR)
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The school wall ran
right behind the Moone house.
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So Martin realised all he had to do
was hop over the little wall
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every morning
and he'd be in plenty of time.
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Free of ridicule and rouge.
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Now all he needed was a little
support from his imaginary friend
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to overcome his crippling
vertigo.
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You think I can make this jump?
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I wouldn't have thought so.
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I think I can make it.
I'm a very strong jumper.
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Oh you're an accomplished athlete.
Can't argue with that.
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I just don't think you've got
the balls for a jump like that.
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What's wrong with my balls?
My balls are perfectly normal.
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Yeah, let's not go down that road.
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It's more like an attitude thing
that I'm talking about, buddy.
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You've always been a bit
safety first. You know?
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Take your choice of imaginary
friend for example.
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What's your point, beard-face?
Hey, you created me, Princess.
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And I can destroy you like that.
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Yeah, that gesture carries
a little more weight
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when your fingers actually click.
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Point being, you gave me my name.
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Sean Murphy. An excellent name.
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Most common name in Ireland,
but let's not hang on that.
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You also gave me my middle name.
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Caution! Sean "Caution" Murphy.
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As in, careful who you're
messing with, fool! Caution!
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Yeah. Remind me.
Who is Padraic's imaginary friend?
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Legendary wrestler
Crunchie "Danger" Haystacks.
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(TV) And the big man from Kilkenny
has got him down! Danger!
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You hear what I'm saying?
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Padraic would have already made
this jump.
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Carrying Crunchie "Danger" Haystacks
on his back
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like a Thundercat, no doubt.
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Whereas here you are bickering with
a man wearing lady's shoes.
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Why are you wearing high heels?
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An excellent question.
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(SIGHS) I AM a bit safety first.
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And so it was that Sleepyhead
Safety-First Moone
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resigned himself to a life
of mocking head-voices.
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'Do you really want to hurt me?'
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'Alright Madonna?'
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(WOLF-WHISTLE)
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'I kinda like it.'
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Or did he?
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Feck off, wall!
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Hi-YAH! Yeah.
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Lovely man your dad. Huh?
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Lovely man. Terrible builder.
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It's not the size of a man's balls
that's important, buddy.
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It's the direction
they're swinging in.
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(TV) Mr Gorbachev,
tear down this wall!
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I'd let him tag me anytime
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(TV) You're probably
asking yourself.
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Aren't you just an affordable
version of Weight Watchers?
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And in many ways we are.
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So she's up in Longford now,
ooh la la.
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Living with him, most likely,
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like the manky cat that got the
cream.
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Doesn't care who gets hurt.
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Slapper, d'you know?
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Slapper, yeah.
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Our plan has never been clinically
tested,
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so it's fresher, too, and braver.
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Let's start with the basics.
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Why can't they just weigh
themselves at home?
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But she'll get hers no doubt.
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Probably in the shape of some
unpleasant rash
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on her undercarriage.
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Mm, undercarriage rash, yeah.
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(TV) Strip down and discover
the hard truth amongst friends.
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But what can you do?
She's me sister, you know?
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Your own home would be an ideal
spot for a weighing party.
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Away from prying, mocking eyes.
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Martin Moone planned to remove small
pieces of the wall every day
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so that his clueless parents
might not notice it
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disappear from right
under their stupid noses.
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What the hell is he doing out there?
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(TV) ...Demanding that border-guards
immediately open the gates.
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And then within hours, they began to
burst through the Eastern blockade.
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Wouldn't mind having
a go on your Eastern blockade.
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A go?
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You wouldn't mind a go?
That's lovely Liam.
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I'm working here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Your fat instruction course thing.
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I know what it's called.
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What's it called?
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What's what called?
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Liam.
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What is the name of the weight loss
class
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I'm going to be an instructor of?
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The... No.
You didn't let me finish.
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Doesn't start with "the".
Fattest Fools.
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No. Greedy Gobs.
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NO! Chubby Club.
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Do you really think it's called
The Chubby Club?
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I didn't say "the".
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I knew it.
This is so disappointing.
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What is? They all said they wouldn't
support my new career.
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Who's "they"? And now you've just
proved them right.
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I take it seriously.
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I am more than happy to starve
the arses off the Flab Foundation!
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Believe me.
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I am supportive I am.
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So we could use
the workshop for a class, then?
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My workshop?
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No Liam, the second workshop,
that I keep in the back pocket
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of my feckin' tennis shorts.
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You own tennis shorts?
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Can we use it?
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Deb, that's my place of work.
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And then, it would also be MY
place of work.
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Yeah, but come on.
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They're not the same thing.
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Meaning your career is more
important than mine?
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Weight Wishers.
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Wish away! What?
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Oh, now...
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Balls.
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(TV) The Wall was first constructed
by the GDR in August 1961,
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and was officially referred to as the
"Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart".
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You're a rampart.
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Martin turned out to be quite
a resourceful little runt.
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That's it buddy.
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Just the right combination
of destruction and caution.
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I mean what other man could
achieve so much with so few tools?
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(UPBEAT 80S MUSIC)
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Maybe there's one.
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Would you like to dance?
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It would be my pleasure.
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What a knob bucket.
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So, ladies, what we have here is
a picture of our good carbs,
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our bad carbs
and our ugly carbs.
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Now that would be things
like spaghetti,
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French toast - we know it's French
because it's smoking.
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Some might say that
breaking down a wall just to
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shorten your commute to school is
pretty reckless.
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You've changed, kid.
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We've all changed Mr Murphy.
Nice shoes by the way.
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Heyyy!
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Martin will you get up out of bed?
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Who's in there?
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Oh.
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Well - you're still going to be
late for school, loser.
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You know what Sinead?
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If you spent more time on your own
make-up and less on mine,
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maybe you wouldn't look like such
a scabby old spinster.
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In 1989, Martin's favourite
TV show was Dynasty.
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Ha ha!
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Actually, I'm done.
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That morning our wall-smashing
little hero made it to school,
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after a stationary breakfast,
and totally make-up free,
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with four whole minutes to spare.
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# "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
- Bobby McFerrin
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So, the whole school's talkin'
about your wall exploits.
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They've started calling you
the Dozy Bulldozer.
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So... you're not doing the...
make-up thing anymore...?
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No. That's cool.
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Whatever.
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I need to go and do...a wee.
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With the fall of the wall,
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people began to pass from East Boyle
to West Boyle with gay abandon.
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And back again with even gayer
abandon.
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00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,079
(ON PHONE) I'd just worry
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with the nature of the people you're
talking about, they may fall through
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00:14:52,279 --> 00:14:55,079
and kill everybody below them, you
know? No, no, I understand.
288
00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:57,799
Yeah, if it's a weak ceiling,
it's really not worth the risk.
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00:14:57,879 --> 00:15:00,799
I mean, it's fairly weak, and you
know, they're big people aren't they?
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OK thanks.
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It's not like they'll be
jumping up and down.
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And as cross-border traffic soared,
so did Martin's popularity.
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Hey Wrecking-Ball.
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00:15:12,439 --> 00:15:13,399
Hey Alan Ball.
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# I wanna be...a sledge hammer.
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00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:20,959
Oh, well actually I just used
a chisel - but thanks, pal.
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00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,399
Love that Tune.
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What the F...?
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00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:51,719
Alright.
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You can use it.
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00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:59,279
Really? Thanks love.
302
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:03,319
Rebuilding a wall seems like a job
for a weight loss group, right?
303
00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:05,159
Huh?
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00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:06,799
Turns out Martin's parents' noses
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00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:09,439
weren't quite as stupid as he
assumed.
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00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:11,799
Martin what happened to the wall?
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00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,159
Well I don't know.
308
00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:17,639
It must be natural
erosion - like an oxbow lake.
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00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:20,399
Please don't compare the serenity
of an oxbow lake
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to your blatant vandalism.
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00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:26,879
Look Mam, I'm not pointing fingers,
or anything.
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00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:29,319
But that wall was pretty
shoddy to begin with.
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00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:31,359
Whoa, whoa, I built that wall.
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00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:37,519
Stop right there.
What do you think you are doing?
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00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:40,919
Sure, this is public access isn't
it? You're climbing through a wall.
316
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,519
What sort of public access has
a wall in the middle of it?
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00:16:43,599 --> 00:16:45,959
Good point.
318
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,319
You really should get
rid of the rest of that wall Missus.
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00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:53,119
Health and safety you know.
See you later Dozy Bulldozer.
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00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:56,639
Martin you need to make this right.
321
00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:59,959
This place is like a bloody dual
carriageway. (WHISTLE BLARES)
322
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,719
Oh come on now.
323
00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:04,479
You need to fix the wall.
324
00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:07,839
I can't fix a wall, woman!
I'm just a child.
325
00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:10,159
Look...
326
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:14,799
Don't worry pal. We'll rebuild it
together. The two lads, eh?
327
00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:16,319
Butch and Sundance build a wall.
328
00:17:16,399 --> 00:17:18,639
Just like they did in the film.
329
00:17:18,719 --> 00:17:21,639
Yeah.
330
00:17:21,719 --> 00:17:23,519
Give us a hand will you?
331
00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:24,639
Oh for Fu...
332
00:17:24,719 --> 00:17:27,119
Weight Wishers? Drop a dress size
keep them interested.
333
00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:31,439
With the weighing space secured,
Debra hit the streets of Boyle.
334
00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:34,999
Spreading her nutritional gospel
with her appetite apostles.
335
00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:38,399
Like to lose some weight?
336
00:17:40,399 --> 00:17:43,879
This is a bit more like it.
Weight Wishers, stop the weight.
337
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,119
Here I'll slip it in your pocket
look at that.
338
00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:18,159
Hey. How long has he been on his
break now? An hour?
339
00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:22,399
Unbelievable.
Butch and Sundance my hole.
340
00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:23,559
Yeah.
341
00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:30,359
Well the important thing is that
you're doing a really shoddy job.
342
00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:34,599
Oh, the shoddiest. I'm hoping it'll
fall down on the lot of them.
343
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,599
This is boring.
We're literally watching cement dry.
344
00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:44,799
You know what Padraic and his
imaginary friend are doing about
now?
345
00:18:44,879 --> 00:18:46,119
No.
346
00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:49,199
Neither do I -
but I bet it involves sharks.
347
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:52,279
And some kind of unicorn battle.
348
00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:54,359
It's unbelievable.
349
00:18:54,439 --> 00:18:56,999
Why did you want to come exactly
here to the Brandenburger?
350
00:18:57,079 --> 00:19:01,119
Well, a year ago we did, looking
for freedom, and it was a dream.
351
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:04,799
Actor, singer...
352
00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:06,079
Knight Rider...
353
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:08,359
Germany-unifier.
354
00:19:11,159 --> 00:19:14,159
I really hope he plays
the keyboard on his scarf.
355
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,119
(MOUTHS)
356
00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:20,119
Hey, I wouldn't swap this for the
world, though.
357
00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:24,599
You know? The two lads.
Butch & Sundance watch cement dry.
358
00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:28,799
Yeah, actually that's something
I just do with my Dad.
359
00:19:28,879 --> 00:19:31,119
That whole Butch and Sundance thing.
360
00:19:31,199 --> 00:19:32,439
Oh, yeah.
361
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,639
That, that, that's cool.
362
00:19:37,799 --> 00:19:39,999
Right. It's just...
363
00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:42,079
Yep.
364
00:19:43,439 --> 00:19:46,239
Wow.
Now this is pretty awkward now...
365
00:19:47,879 --> 00:19:49,959
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
366
00:19:51,239 --> 00:19:52,719
Thought you might like a cup of tea.
367
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,199
Oh.
368
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,279
Thanks, love.
369
00:20:07,879 --> 00:20:09,079
Maybe next week, huh?
370
00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:11,999
Yeah.
371
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:18,239
That thing in Berlin is on telly
if you want to watch it. Mm.
372
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,399
David Hasselhoff is performing.
373
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:23,919
No!
374
00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:25,119
Oh yeah.
375
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,639
The price of freedom.
376
00:20:29,719 --> 00:20:30,679
Yeah.
377
00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:35,599
# Morning in June
some twenty years ago...
378
00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:39,119
Him being there really makes the
whole wall thing worthwhile.
379
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:44,119
# I've been looking for freedom
380
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:47,639
# I've been looking so long
381
00:20:47,719 --> 00:20:50,719
# I've been looking for freedom...
382
00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:52,119
You wanna do the dance again?
383
00:20:55,919 --> 00:20:59,199
# I've been looking for freedom
384
00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:02,399
# I've been looking so long... #
385
00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:06,119
They said the Weight Wishers class
was just through...
386
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,159
What the feck is this?
387
00:21:07,239 --> 00:21:08,599
So much for the short cut.
388
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:12,119
We could just
walk around the long way.
389
00:21:12,199 --> 00:21:13,919
Walkin'? No way, Jose.
390
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,199
Let's just leave it, will we?
391
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:20,559
Yeah. Sure, yeah.
That's probably best.
392
00:21:20,639 --> 00:21:22,599
Yeah. Yeah.
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