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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:38,958 --> 00:01:39,958 This seat's taken. 4 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,708 Excuse me... 5 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:55,708 ZERO MOTIVATION 6 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,833 Everyone get off the bus, the engine has a problem. 7 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:17,666 Another bus is on its way. 8 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:21,708 Soldiers, please get off the bus. 9 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,583 Soldiers, hurry up please... 10 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:34,458 Dibs on seats! 11 00:03:00,666 --> 00:03:04,500 STORY 01 THE REPLACEMENT 12 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:24,250 I wanna die. 13 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:27,291 Let's go in first. We're late. 14 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,208 I can't take another step. Go on without me. 15 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:33,875 I already missed two buses waiting for you. Rama will kill me. 16 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:40,375 Why won't anyone answer my letters? 17 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,500 Want me to carry your bag? 18 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:46,041 It won't help. It's my heart that's heavy. 19 00:03:46,666 --> 00:03:49,916 I just can't go into that base and start another crappy week. 20 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,500 Come on, Daffi, the week will fly by. 21 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,750 We'll have some laughs. 22 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,666 We'll set a new Minesweeper record. 23 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:03,166 Excuse me. 24 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:05,083 This is Shizafon Base, right? 25 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:07,166 -More like 'Shit-a-phone' -Yeah, this is it. 26 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,750 Good, I wasn't sure. I'm new here. 27 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,458 Poor thing. 28 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:15,000 Don't mind her. She's got the Monday blues. 29 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:18,166 Hold on, what's your name? 30 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:20,916 -Tehila. -What's your position? 31 00:04:21,666 --> 00:04:23,000 -Secretary. -Where? 32 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,833 -In an office? -Didn't they tell you which office? 33 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,333 What's with the interrogation? I'm going in. 34 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:30,125 Don't you get it? She's my replacement. 35 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:31,875 Okay. 36 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:34,666 I'm late. I have to get the dickwads their coffee. 37 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:38,750 "FYI - this base is full of faggots." 38 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:42,000 The rookie says: "Really?" The old-timer says: 39 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:44,916 "Sure. Want me to point them out?" 40 00:04:45,541 --> 00:04:47,000 The rookie says: "Yes." 41 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:50,958 The old-timer says: "Okay, but first gimmie a kiss." 42 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:56,333 So, no coffee today? 43 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:59,291 Don't worry, my girls have it covered. 44 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:03,333 If you want to command 100 soldiers, first learn to command five. 45 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,500 -Absolutely. -Okay. 46 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:07,416 We have that multi-unit drill this week. 47 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:08,625 Ber, go ahead. 48 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:11,750 Okay. We're in Firing Zone Q-4, 49 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,333 Targets Alpha and Bravo. Tracer fire only. 50 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:16,250 North of azimuth 280. 51 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:20,416 -How do you know she'll replace you? -It's obvious. 52 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:23,500 My letters finally reached someone who actually read them 53 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:24,875 and decided to help me. 54 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,125 Where did you come from? 55 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,666 -Basic training. -And where did they send you? 56 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,125 Here. 57 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:33,875 See? 58 00:05:38,916 --> 00:05:41,916 Say hello to Administration, your new home. 59 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,666 This is your desk. You can put your bag here. 60 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:47,375 Oh, there you are, you little punk. 61 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,791 -Don't ask what happened. -The top brass are waiting, 62 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:54,083 dying of thirst, starving, so I won't ask, thank you. 63 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,958 But the bus broke down, I swear. 64 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:59,375 I don't care if aliens stop all the traffic in the South, 65 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:02,041 you're supposed to be here at 9:30 a.m sharp. 66 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:05,083 It's my fault, she missed two buses waiting for me. 67 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:08,583 You aren't glued together, this isn't kindergarten. 68 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:10,125 -Who's she? -Meet Tehila... 69 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:13,333 Whatever. Bring in the snacks and then clean this. 70 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,875 -What? -You heard me. 71 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,625 Get rid of that stain. 72 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:24,083 You don't have to salute. Basic training is over. 73 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,833 Fuck her! How dare she yell at me?! 74 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:29,291 Making me clean her uniform... Am I her slave now? 75 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,375 Ignore her. Let's just make the coffee. 76 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:34,208 She can go fuck herself 77 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:37,333 up the ass along with all the top brass! 78 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:40,333 Rama, our officer, is a little uptight. 79 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:41,666 And a dumb-ass moron. 80 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:46,666 Come on. 81 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:08,708 This is the officers' seating arrangement 82 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,833 so you know who gets what. 83 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:13,125 Got it? It's simple. 84 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:16,208 -Hi, Anattie. -Anat. 85 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:17,875 Don't you remember me? 86 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,333 You don't recognize me when I'm not crying. 87 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:23,416 Daffi. From Administration. 88 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,833 Oh, right. And without that hoodie... 89 00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:30,541 Look, they sent me a replacement and I'm transferring to Tel Aviv! 90 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:32,041 -You don't say. -Yeah. 91 00:07:32,541 --> 00:07:34,791 -Good for you. Best of luck. -Thanks. 92 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:57,916 Shut up! 93 00:09:02,916 --> 00:09:04,625 Shut up already! 94 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,500 Administration. 95 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,625 Yes, just a second. 96 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:12,916 Hi, Logistics. 97 00:09:13,916 --> 00:09:15,416 There are lots of forms here, 98 00:09:15,791 --> 00:09:17,833 -release forms, furlough forms... -Yes. Bye. 99 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:19,750 No, no. Those are personal files. 100 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,916 -What are you looking for? -Oh. Okay. 101 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,250 Anyway, 102 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,083 this is all the Administration stuff. 103 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:30,416 Meet my replacement, Tehila. 104 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,833 -What replacement? -I'm transferring to Tel Aviv. 105 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:35,583 You're kidding. How did that happen? 106 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:37,083 Jealous, huh? 107 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,375 Anyway, Tehila, meet your colleagues. 108 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:43,000 This is Liat, Rama's secretary, 109 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,208 -and Livnat... -I'm a Human Resources NCO. 110 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:47,458 Wow, you really have no idea what we do here. 111 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,416 Not that anyone does much. 112 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:51,250 We work our asses off. 113 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,958 Maybe if you did any work you'd see. 114 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:56,083 Daffi, if you put your bag on my desk again... 115 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,208 -I'll shove it up your ass. -Drop it. 116 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,458 Basically, we share this desk. 117 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:05,666 No, brainiac, it's mine. Rama said so. 118 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:06,875 This is Irena. 119 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,000 She's new too... 120 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,041 New my ass, I've been here for two months now. 121 00:10:12,541 --> 00:10:14,125 Poor thing, she's in shock. 122 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:16,875 Two years sounds like a lot, but they fly by. 123 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:19,583 Fly by... yeah right... 124 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:23,250 -Hi, girls. -Hi. 125 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,250 How was your weekend? 126 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:30,333 Here we have hole-punches, staplers, staples, thumbtacks, 127 00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:32,708 dividers, Stanley knives, markers, sharpeners, 128 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:35,166 glue, ink refills, stapler refills... 129 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,916 Quiet! Shut your blowhole. 130 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:43,750 The staple gun, 131 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:46,875 the most precious thing in this office. 132 00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:49,000 This sucker's lethal. 133 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,291 Nothing else can hold up the posters, 134 00:10:51,541 --> 00:10:53,291 not tacks, not tape. 135 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,958 There are only two of them and they're numbered. 136 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,416 We hide them in here. 137 00:10:58,666 --> 00:11:00,916 Even if you're taken captive and tortured 138 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,625 you can't tell anyone, got it? 139 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,166 Boaz? Got a minute? 140 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,000 For you I even have 60 seconds. 141 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:16,750 I applied for the "second position". 142 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,458 There's only one opening so I need your recommendation. 143 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,125 There's still time, right? 144 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:24,500 Yeah, but I like to take care of things in advance. 145 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,916 How many applicants are there? 146 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,750 Me and three other brigade officers. 147 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:32,208 Excellent. Competition is healthy. You still have time to impress us. 148 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:34,250 The HQ inspection is coming up, right? 149 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,625 -Yes. -That's your opportunity 150 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:40,208 -to earn some points. -Absolutely. I'll do my best. 151 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,458 I'm sure you will. 152 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,916 Girls. What is this, a vacation? 153 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:54,166 What do you mean, transferring? 154 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,750 It means what it means. 155 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:59,000 It simply means "transferring to Tel Aviv". 156 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:02,250 Don't be sassy, I don't have time for this crap. 157 00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:04,625 We only get personnel at the end of the month. 158 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:06,958 It's okay, Rama. Everything's under control. 159 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:10,375 I've been in contact with the brass in Tel Aviv. 160 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:11,500 What kind of contact? 161 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,583 I've been sending letters... 162 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,458 -Lots of letters. -To who? 163 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,500 The Mental Health Officer, Social Services, 164 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:23,458 the Chief of Staff's Women's Consultant, 165 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:25,500 and also the Chief of Staff himself. 166 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,291 What?! 167 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,208 We wrote to him too, right, Zohar? 168 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,500 The Chief of Staff? Yes, I think so. 169 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,708 You wrote to the Chief of Staff? 170 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:39,666 What did you write? 171 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:44,125 That you're a spoiled brat with a made-up job, 172 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,541 "Paper and Shredding NCO", because you're totally useless? 173 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,416 That the desert dries out your hair? 174 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,833 We phrased it a little differently. 175 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,500 You went behind my back. Unbelievable. 176 00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:58,333 He didn't deal with it in person. 177 00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,875 I'm sure he just passed it over to one of his officers... 178 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,291 I can't believe this mess. 179 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,291 The combat units are organized to a tee 180 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:06,750 and non-combats are shifted around like garbage. 181 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,083 And stop moving the fucking folders around! 182 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:10,583 Shut the door! 183 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,666 I can't deal with it now. You'll have to wait. 184 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:16,500 It's okay. I'll take care of everything. 185 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,833 You've gotten sassy 186 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,083 ever since you started copying Zohar. 187 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,458 What's it got to do with me? 188 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:25,083 -Are you testing me? -No. 189 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,583 It's 13-zero-seven and I still haven't gotten the mail. 190 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:29,375 It's been on your desk for an hour... 191 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,458 Zero-zero. 192 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:35,625 What about my shirt? Did you remove the stain? 193 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:36,875 I'm working on it. 194 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,833 Excellent. Keep going. 195 00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,208 Is this what you do every day? 196 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:08,958 I don't see the point of doing it every day, 197 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:11,833 so once in a while I shred a whole bunch. 198 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,916 But it's up to you. 199 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:17,416 Being a Paper and Shredding NCO is what you make it. 200 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,208 Sorry. 201 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,166 They're on a power trip. 202 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:30,666 -The BC's secretaries are such snobs. -What's a BC? 203 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:32,875 The Base Commander. 204 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,583 Don't worry, you'll get to know everyone. 205 00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:38,083 Do you know all the soldiers? 206 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,916 In the base? No way, you know how many there are? 207 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,000 -How many? -There are... 208 00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:47,583 lots. You're so silly. 209 00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:50,833 We can take a break now. 210 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:55,375 Basically, you can nap every afternoon, just keep it under the radar. 211 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,916 I can't believe you're leaving. 212 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:23,875 You'll have some peace and quiet. You won't hear me bitch all day. 213 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,166 Yeah, with those two skanks singing in fucking harmony. 214 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,500 It's Guy Sheffi. 215 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:33,666 He just looked at you. 216 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:35,958 -Really? -Yeah, go talk to him. 217 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:39,166 Are you crazy? What would I say? 218 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:43,041 I don't know, just say "hi". 219 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:48,666 His friends are cute, too. 220 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,791 If we end up together I'll introduce you. 221 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,500 First find the guts to talk to him. 222 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:57,333 -I will if you stay. -What's that got to do with it? 223 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,500 We'll talk on the phone, 224 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,916 you'll come visit me, we'll have coffee at the mall. 225 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:08,125 -We'll talk on the phone every day. -What's a phone? 226 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,500 Can a phone save you a seat on the bus? 227 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,750 Or break records on all the computers in the office? 228 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,708 You'll hate it there, 229 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,750 with no one to talk to, no one to eat with. 230 00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:34,708 Ladies and gentlemen, 231 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,333 following an impressive game by the Spanish champion 232 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,833 will the Israeli defeat her? 233 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,625 She's in, she's marking the screen. 234 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:47,041 I'm told she was trained in the Israeli army, and now... 235 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,041 -Yes! I broke the record! -No way. 236 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,625 Move over, I'm on fire. 237 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:58,875 Now Zohar Ben-Ari steps up... 238 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,750 Don't you ever get sick of that crap? 239 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:07,833 Uh... Rama... 240 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,041 About Tehila, 241 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:14,000 I gave her the full orientation, you can test her tomorrow, 242 00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,208 so if it's okay with you, 243 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,500 I'll be leaving tomorrow. 244 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:22,958 Report to my office tomorrow morning and we'll work it out. 245 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,208 You think this is funny? 246 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:40,416 You told me to get rid of the stain. So I did. 247 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,375 This prank just cost you a Shabbat. 248 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,625 Cut her some slack, I'll sew it up, I promise. 249 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:52,750 You look at the trash cans. The paper's overflowing. 250 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:55,791 You're not leaving before you shred every piece, you hear? 251 00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:24,625 -Shit, it's Shapiro, that bastard. -Who? 252 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,583 Just a second. 253 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:35,875 One moment. 254 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,250 -Ethan... -What are you doing here? 255 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,583 I was stationed here. 256 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,375 -What? How can that be? -Can I come in? 257 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,083 Listen, girls aren't allowed in here. 258 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:01,625 The Sergeant checks all the time. 259 00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:09,791 This is really inappropriate. Let's talk tomorrow. 260 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:13,625 I was so worried about you. Why didn't you call me and answer my sms? 261 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,666 I told you, this is a stressful time. 262 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,375 Didn't we have fun at Lake Kinneret? 263 00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:19,416 Yes, it was cool. 264 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:23,208 I can't stop thinking about what we did in the water, in the tent... 265 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,625 Okay, but... that was last summer. 266 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,000 -We only met like... -Eight times, 267 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:33,875 we spent five nights together, not counting the one at Lake Kinneret, 268 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,125 You said we would meet up during the holidays, 269 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,916 and I made a surprise for you. 270 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,041 -You have to go. -First look at my surprise. 271 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:44,125 Hold on, I didn't call you back because things were crazy, 272 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,333 -but also because... -I've never been so in love. 273 00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:48,375 You stole my heart. 274 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:54,250 Okay, but... It's over. I'm not into you. 275 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:58,291 -Why not? -It's just not happening. 276 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,750 Then why did you text me "I'm always thinking about you"? 277 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,000 I can't remember. 278 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,250 For 4 months you were all I thought about, 279 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:09,916 nothing else, just Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan... 280 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:15,291 You didn't really enlist, did you? 281 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:17,625 How did you get in here? 282 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:20,041 I had to see you, I couldn't take it anymore. 283 00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:23,250 Hold on... 284 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,458 Be quiet. 285 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,625 Aren't you the new girl from Administration? 286 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:39,166 She's not a soldier, she's crazy... 287 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,708 We met a few times. Nothing happened. 288 00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:46,708 Nothing happened? Do you know what he texted me? 289 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,416 When I rang your home number, your mom said you were home, 290 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,916 and a minute later she said you weren't home. 291 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,250 Did you tell your mom to lie to me? 292 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,458 You can go to jail for impersonating a soldier. 293 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,291 If we report you, you'll have a police record. Right, Anattie? 294 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:05,166 -Don't you remember at Lake Kinneret... -Forget about fucking Lake Kinneret! 295 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:08,000 That was a long time ago. I have a girlfriend now. 296 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,083 Get a grip and get off this base 297 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,625 before someone finds you. Leave the base now. 298 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,541 Where did you get the uniform and the badge? 299 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,208 This is insane... 300 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,416 Listen, I'm sorry. 301 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,083 Sorry I didn't call you back, okay? I apologize. 302 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,750 Do you want me to walk you out? We can talk a little? 303 00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:30,833 Okay, fuck off right now or I'm calling security. 304 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,750 You want to ruin your life? 305 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:35,416 You already ruined it. 306 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,625 Tehila, are you okay? 307 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:44,750 Yes. 308 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,500 We'll be in the room if you need anything. 309 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,291 ETHAN 310 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:56,208 Eating off the floor, gross. 311 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,375 Nothing grosses Zohar out. 312 00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:01,625 That's what kibbutz people are like, right? 313 00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:03,708 And how is it with you, skanks? 314 00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:06,583 -Watch yourself. -Ignore her. 315 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,500 Yeah, ignore me. 316 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,083 Daffi. 317 00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:17,791 Daffi. 318 00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,833 Do you really think he looked at me? 319 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:24,333 I'm worried about Tehila. 320 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,250 How long does it take to take a dump? 321 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:31,166 She must be constipated. Like you were when you got here. 322 00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:34,708 Can you shut up? I'm trying to sleep. 323 00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:37,291 -Who? Us or them? -Both. 324 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,708 "Both". 325 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:32,041 Livnat? 326 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:49,625 Fuck. 327 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,375 Shit. 328 00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:03,666 Yes? 329 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,750 I'm coming. 330 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,083 We don't need an investigative committee 331 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,166 to know that this was an epic fuck-up. 332 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,125 Not only did a soldier commit suicide, 333 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:54,166 but she wasn't even a soldier, 334 00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:55,916 she was a fraud. 335 00:25:57,041 --> 00:26:00,791 Five Personnel NCOs and not one caught on. 336 00:26:01,791 --> 00:26:03,833 She didn't have an army ID. 337 00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:08,458 She had one, Rama. I heard she stole a soldier's bag. 338 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:11,500 But if a new soldier isn't listed anywhere 339 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,083 you report it to me immediately! 340 00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:14,666 You didn't have time for it. 341 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,250 Excuse me? 342 00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:18,958 You told Daffi that you didn't have time for that crap. 343 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,791 You've got some nerve, you know that? 344 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,625 Yeah, you’ve told me like 700 times. 345 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:25,583 I'm not supposed to personally handle every soldier who comes here. 346 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:26,958 You know why? 347 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:28,875 Because it's not my job. 348 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:31,750 I'm supposed to supervise you, not do it myself. 349 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,083 If only one of you had made one fucking phone call, 350 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:38,250 or told me there was a problem, you'd have saved her life. 351 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:41,625 -And your ass. -My ass?! 352 00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:43,625 Yeah, why are you putting the blame on us? 353 00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:46,333 You're the officer, own up to it. 354 00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,375 I'll own up to it, all right... 355 00:26:48,916 --> 00:26:51,583 that my soldiers have got a hell of a nerve. 356 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:55,000 I swear to God, Zohar, I'll make a decent person out of you. 357 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:57,541 -You're grounded for Shabbat. -You already did. 358 00:26:57,625 --> 00:27:00,083 Then two Shabbats. Want to go for 21 days? 359 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,500 It's already 21, can't you count? 360 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,125 You're right. I stand corrected. 361 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,375 Make it 28. Shall I continue? 362 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:22,708 Rama. 363 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:28,708 Let's review the details. 364 00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:31,416 She arrived yesterday morning... 365 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,750 Let's go to the conference room. 366 00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:53,041 I'll kill myself too. 367 00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:55,666 That's the only way I'll get any attention. 368 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:03,375 You'll get attention, but you won't be able to enjoy it 369 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:06,125 -because you'll be dead. -I don't care. 370 00:28:06,291 --> 00:28:09,083 I'm gonna kill myself. You have to report that I threatened to do it. 371 00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:10,958 Kill yourself first, then we'll report it. 372 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,375 You don't believe me? 373 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:14,958 Sure, why not? We want to see you do it. 374 00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:16,500 I'll drink white-out. 375 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,500 It's poison. 376 00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:21,875 It's finished, but when more supplies come... 377 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,416 -You'll regret it. -I have some. Here. 378 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,666 What else do you have stashed in there? 379 00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:34,000 All of this was waiting for you, Postal NCO. 380 00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:35,125 Thanks. 381 00:28:35,208 --> 00:28:37,541 You know what the base is calling Administration? 382 00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:41,666 -"Ad-masturbation." -Every base calls it that. 383 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,625 Not mine! Over my dead body! 384 00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,166 Paper and Shredding NCO, 385 00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:54,666 besides playing pen-pal with the Chief of Staff 386 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:56,833 could you find some time to do your job? 387 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:29,250 Are we still recycling? Because we threw it all together. 388 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,000 Can you shred this too, please? 389 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:47,083 AN URGENT REQUEST REGARDING REASSIGNMENT 390 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,708 TO THE CHIEF OF STAFF 391 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,541 What are these? 392 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:07,791 You didn't send my letters? 393 00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:15,083 -Daffi... -I can't believe you lied. 394 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,750 -I didn't lie. -You pretended to help me. 395 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:20,625 Hey, I put my soul into those letters. 396 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:21,875 But you never sent them. 397 00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:23,708 You never sent them! 398 00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:27,833 I spared you the humiliation. 399 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,666 They'd only end up in some trash can, 400 00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:34,416 or worse, on some wall, as a joke. 401 00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:37,375 My biggest dream is a joke? 402 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:40,458 Your "biggest dream" is pretty lame, isn't it? 403 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:42,958 Making coffee in Tel Aviv instead of here... 404 00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:44,458 At least here you have me. 405 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,083 You think you'll ever find a friend like me? 406 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:49,875 I hope I never find a friend like you. 407 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Right. 408 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:54,166 Who else will wait hours at the bus station, 409 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:57,000 just so you don't go into the base alone? 410 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,291 So I'm your charity case? 411 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,166 I'm sorry, okay? 412 00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:08,583 I was mad at the army, but you screwed me over. 413 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,458 You're why I'm stuck in this hellhole. 414 00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:12,541 You know what? 415 00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,916 Go ahead and send your crybaby letters, 416 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,375 you naive baby. 417 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,541 We'll see who gives a damn! 418 00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:20,958 Maybe the Chief of Staff! 419 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,666 What's so special about Tel Aviv? 420 00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:36,041 At the end of basic training 421 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:41,458 they let us rate 3 top priorities for where we want to be stationed. 422 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:44,208 I wrote: Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv and Tel Aviv. 423 00:31:44,291 --> 00:31:46,000 I get that, but why? 424 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,583 People usually want to serve in Tel Aviv 425 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:52,125 to be close to home, but you live in Haifa. 426 00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:56,375 But I would be living in Tel Aviv and I would have a real life. 427 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:59,500 You know, in Tel Aviv, if you don't live nearby, 428 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:02,958 the army has to provide housing, it's not so simple. 429 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,541 But I can't stand this place any longer, Anattie. 430 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,625 Anat. 431 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:22,208 Fill out your reasons for transferring. 432 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:25,166 I'll try to pass it on, but it'll take time. 433 00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:31,291 I also hated my old base, but I didn't whine so much. 434 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,708 So how did you get out? 435 00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:37,041 I went to officers' training. 436 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,083 Thanks. 437 00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:01,541 Are you okay? 438 00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:34,708 Administration. 439 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:38,416 Hey. 440 00:33:39,041 --> 00:33:40,833 I need a release form, please. 441 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,666 Hey... What? 442 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,916 A release form. This is Administration, isn't it? 443 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:49,916 Are you leaving? 444 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,833 Can you give this to Daffi? I forgot to give it back to her. 445 00:33:58,041 --> 00:33:59,833 -So do you have one? -What? 446 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:02,125 Oh, a release form. She has them. 447 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,666 Okay. Thanks. 448 00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:06,250 I'm serious, Rama. 449 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,625 Could you repeat that? 450 00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,708 -I said I wanted... -Louder. 451 00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:15,208 To give 110 percent, 452 00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:19,750 to ask what I can do for my army, not what my army can do for me. 453 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,916 I want to be an officer like Rama. 454 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:25,125 I have the honor of having a perfect role model. 455 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,458 Very impressive. 456 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:32,583 And I must mention that Rama isn't to blame for... 457 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:33,750 the failure. 458 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,708 It was our mistake. Mine. 459 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,458 There seems to be a lot of mistakes around here, 460 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:45,250 but the guard was found guilty, for letting a civilian in. 461 00:34:46,208 --> 00:34:49,083 Oh, okay. Anyway, it wasn't Rama. 462 00:34:50,458 --> 00:34:53,000 Boaz? I'm still on the line. 463 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:55,375 Anything else? 464 00:34:57,416 --> 00:35:00,708 -Go ahead, I'm with you. 465 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,625 What a spread, Daffi. 466 00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:06,583 Who's next? Liattie, right? 467 00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:08,666 -God forbid. -Not yet, Rama. 468 00:35:08,791 --> 00:35:10,000 Wanna be an officer, too? 469 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,291 Okay, is everybody here? 470 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:17,583 I'm very proud of our Daffi 471 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:22,083 -who came here six months ago... -Seven and a half. 472 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,666 And faced many difficulties as we all know, 473 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:28,208 but she decided to motivate herself 474 00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,541 and cast off bad influences, 475 00:35:31,875 --> 00:35:34,583 and now she's going to become 476 00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:37,458 an exemplary IDF officer. 477 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,333 -Cheers. -Wait, I'm not done. 478 00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:45,000 This is not just Daffi's personal victory, 479 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:50,208 but proof that each and every one of us 480 00:35:50,541 --> 00:35:51,958 has a starting point 481 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:54,125 where we begin, 482 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,333 and from there... 483 00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:58,916 the sky has no limit. 484 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,250 -Cheers. -I want to say thank you... 485 00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:07,875 To Rama, for giving me a great recommendation. 486 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,250 -Cheers. -Cheers. 487 00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,541 Just don't get drunk on me. 488 00:36:12,916 --> 00:36:15,791 As if you can get drunk on grape juice. 489 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:17,875 I'll be in my office. 490 00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:21,458 What about her big dream to be in Tel Aviv? 491 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:24,875 It will happen. I'll be an officer in Tel Aviv. 492 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:28,000 -How do you know that? -You know Guy Sheffi, the officer? 493 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:29,791 He's transferring there 494 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,583 and he'll get me a job in his office. 495 00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:33,333 Isn't it hysterical 496 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:37,583 that the most spoiled soldier, who can't go without her nap, 497 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:40,666 who won't touch anything and showers in her swimsuit 498 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,958 and is allergic to every grain of sand in this desert 499 00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:46,208 is going to be an IDF officer? 500 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,375 -So what will you do? -A Colonel's office manager. 501 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:54,000 That's cool. Good for you. 502 00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:56,791 Zohar, did you finish the wine? 503 00:36:57,041 --> 00:36:59,125 Your dream is coming true... 504 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:04,083 Tel Aviv Base cake! 505 00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,875 This is the Mall. And the highway... 506 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,208 It's grape juice. 507 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:26,833 Are you crying? 508 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:30,083 I just hate throwing up. 509 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:35,083 I'm not anorexic-bulimic like you. 510 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:04,791 Here, drink this. 511 00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:10,416 Of all the guys in the base you had to pick him? 512 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,583 It's just a coincidence. 513 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,291 He's leaving anyway. 514 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,041 I spared you the humiliation. 515 00:38:41,666 --> 00:38:45,208 STORY 02 THE VIRGIN 516 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:50,375 WAR OF INDEPENDENCE SINAI WAR 517 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:52,750 SIX-DAY WAR 518 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,208 WAR OF ATTRITION 519 00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,875 YOM KIPPUR WAR 520 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:02,250 LEBANON WAR 521 00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:09,500 GULF WAR 522 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:23,458 -Well, Irena? When? -When I was 14. 523 00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:26,666 Oh, that's not so bad. I thought it was much earlier. 524 00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:27,958 With who? 525 00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:30,666 Just some guy, a neighbor. 526 00:39:30,791 --> 00:39:34,791 I was 17. Such a beautiful date. 527 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:38,125 Mine was at camp before 12th grade. 528 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:39,666 With my counselor... 529 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:42,208 Zohar, what about you? 530 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:45,083 -Zohar? -What? 531 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:48,041 -What "what"? -I wasn't listening. 532 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,083 -Wasn't listening, my ass. -Good morning. 533 00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:53,125 Not now, pest. You were here yesterday. 534 00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:55,208 -Can you check for me? -Not now. 535 00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:58,000 It'll only take a second. When's my discharge date? 536 00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:00,083 Buddy, I'm the Postal NCO. 537 00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,500 Get into an envelope and I'll mail you to your mommy. 538 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:05,375 Here, come here. 539 00:40:05,458 --> 00:40:08,875 Interesting. They say in the kibbutz is where all the action is. 540 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,958 So stop by on your way to Russia and say you've come to volunteer. 541 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,791 I may be the only virgin in the South. 542 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,708 I'm definitely the only virgin in my kibbutz. 543 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:25,333 All the freaks and geeks have done it except me. 544 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:37,208 Stop counting us all the time, we're not gonna multiply. 545 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,208 Naama. 546 00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:47,916 I'm definitely the only virgin on the base. 547 00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:50,458 True, all the girls here are skanks, 548 00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:52,291 but I don't want to feel so different. 549 00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:57,291 Liat. 550 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:04,083 Zohar. 551 00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:12,458 God, please make me like everyone else, 552 00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:13,916 make me normal. 553 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:15,833 I don't want to die a virgin. 554 00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:18,750 I mean, I don't want to die at all, but... 555 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,250 definitely not as a virgin. 556 00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,041 Girls, 557 00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:24,000 back to the listening position. 558 00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:28,708 I know it's hot and you're tired, 559 00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:31,208 but we must stay fully focused. 560 00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:34,291 Shira doesn't feel well. She's gonna faint. 561 00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:36,625 Yeah, Rama, I'm gonna faint. 562 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:38,875 Shira can go sit in the shade. 563 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:43,000 Can I go with her in case she needs help? 564 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,083 No! 565 00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:45,916 If she needs help she'll tell us. 566 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,791 Now that the invalids have been evacuated, 567 00:41:52,666 --> 00:41:54,708 I have a little confession to make. 568 00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:58,833 Hilit and I were in officers' training together. 569 00:41:59,875 --> 00:42:01,916 -Camp 12. Respect. -And power. 570 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:04,291 We overcame many obstacles together 571 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,541 and she's like my twin sister. 572 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:08,000 Go ahead, Hilit. 573 00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:12,000 What do I do 574 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:16,083 if I see a suspicious person approaching the base? 575 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:17,375 You mean, like... 576 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:19,458 someone with a fake army ID? 577 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:22,041 No. A real suspect. 578 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,291 What do I do? 579 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:26,375 Scream? 580 00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:29,666 When I'm guarding the gate, 581 00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:32,125 the security of the base is in my hands. 582 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:34,125 I see a suspicious figure 583 00:42:34,541 --> 00:42:37,500 and all I have is my alertness, 584 00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:41,041 my quick-wit, my responsibility, 585 00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:42,916 and my M-16. 586 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,625 -What do I do? -Shoot? 587 00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:48,833 Just like that? Shoot? 588 00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:51,375 What if I kill an innocent person? 589 00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:57,583 That's exactly why we have the Suspect Procedure. 590 00:42:57,958 --> 00:43:01,250 If someone approaches the gate, the first thing I do is yell "halt!" 591 00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:04,375 -Repeat after me. -Halt. 592 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,125 He doesn't halt. 593 00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:10,000 I yell, "Halt and identify yourself". 594 00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:13,541 -Halt and identify yourself! -He doesn't stop. 595 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:16,625 I yell, "Halt or I'll shoot!" 596 00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:19,541 -Halt or I'll shoot! -He still doesn't stop! 597 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:22,708 Now pay attention. I cock my gun as a warning, 598 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:26,208 then I shoot in the air, and then at his legs. 599 00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:28,916 -But... -Questions later. 600 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:30,625 But what if he does stop? 601 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,625 No, really. What if he does stop? 602 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,833 If he stops, call me. 603 00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:45,708 Now, Zohar, since you like to ask questions, 604 00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,791 you'll have the honor of guarding first. 605 00:43:48,541 --> 00:43:49,958 You'll be first at something. 606 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:51,833 What did you say? 607 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:54,083 Focus, girls. 608 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,833 -Let's continue. -What did you say, bitch? 609 00:43:56,916 --> 00:43:58,708 "At least you'll be first at something"? 610 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:01,583 Chill. I said "the twin sister is stunning". 611 00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:04,375 Let's continue, girls. 612 00:44:18,041 --> 00:44:20,125 -Want my advice? -No. 613 00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,833 -It's free. -No, thanks. 614 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,125 You need a man. 615 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,583 Oh, that's your advice. 616 00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:32,375 You need cock, ASAP. 617 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:34,708 "Cock, ASAP"... 618 00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:39,166 You're a real romantic poet. 619 00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:42,125 If you want romance, lose your virginity first. 620 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,583 No one will want you like this, 621 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,416 a hysterical virgin with cobwebs on her pussy. 622 00:44:48,541 --> 00:44:50,708 Man, you have a potty-mouth on you. 623 00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:55,458 How can a girl with so many creams be so filthy inside? 624 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,541 You should listen to that potty mouth, find a man, and fast. 625 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:03,375 Screw the first one you see, before it's too late. 626 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:06,625 Well, Irena, maybe in Russia 627 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,166 a woman needs a man to justify her existence. 628 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:12,041 Get with the times, girl, you're in the West now. 629 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:13,916 Dumbass. 630 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:17,458 Open an atlas, I used to be in the West. 631 00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:18,833 Now I'm here. 632 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:29,916 Ziv Messika and Liad Doler, you're guarding the entrance. 633 00:45:30,750 --> 00:45:33,375 Rotem Ganon and Nimrod Cohen, you'll keep watch. 634 00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:36,083 Shir Ben Ezra and Adi Bracha... 635 00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:38,083 you're on patrol. 636 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:40,833 Gal Mizrahi and Shuki Solomon, 637 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:43,291 you're in the tower. 638 00:45:43,583 --> 00:45:45,500 Oleg Kowalski and Ran Saporta, 639 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:47,833 you're at the back gate. 640 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:51,583 -Who do we have left? -Just me. 641 00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:55,583 -Zohar. -Right. 642 00:45:56,791 --> 00:45:58,166 You guard the armory. 643 00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:01,958 Alone? Don't I get a partner? 644 00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:04,875 The armory only has one guard because it's inside the base. 645 00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:08,583 Every hour on the hour, you patrol around the shack. 646 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,083 No sitting, no talking on the phone. 647 00:46:11,833 --> 00:46:14,625 So, I stand here for four hours and do nothing? 648 00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:17,000 You wanted equal rights? You got 'em. 649 00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:20,583 -Where will you be? -Where will I be when? 650 00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,375 While I'm guarding here. 651 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,291 In my dreams. 652 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:28,625 In lots of girls' dreams, I bet. 653 00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:32,083 -What? -Do you have a girlfriend? 654 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,958 Enjoy your shift. Later. 655 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,583 I asked if you have a girlfriend. 656 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:46,375 A boyfriend. 657 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:49,958 If anything happens, call the officer on duty. 658 00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:54,333 Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen. 659 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,041 Nothing's gonna happen 'cause it's my life. 660 00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:00,958 I wish someone would show up. 661 00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:04,500 Not Mr. Universe, just someone reasonable. 662 00:47:04,583 --> 00:47:06,208 Nobody amazing, just average. 663 00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:07,958 As long as he wants me. 664 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:14,750 Who's there? 665 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:18,708 Halt or I'll shoot. 666 00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:21,375 -Put the gun down. -Who are you? 667 00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:23,625 Meir. I'm looking for the canteen. 668 00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:25,750 You're not from the base? 669 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:28,500 No, I'm with the Paratroopers, We're deployed here. 670 00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:30,916 Can you step into the light? 671 00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:40,875 Serious security here, huh? 672 00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:43,916 Yeah, sorry about that. 673 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,416 -I'm Zohar. Hi. -Hey, Zohar. 674 00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:50,416 Nice to meet you. 675 00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:52,875 So where's the canteen? 676 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:54,916 I'd show you, but... 677 00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:58,750 -I can't leave my post. -No problem. Just point out the way. 678 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:04,625 -How long are you guys here? -Until... the day after tomorrow. 679 00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:07,791 Well... If you want, maybe... 680 00:48:08,541 --> 00:48:11,208 tomorrow night I could show you where it is, 681 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,291 and some other things. 682 00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:15,166 If you want. 683 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:18,625 -Okay, cool. -So... 684 00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,916 tomorrow night at ten? 685 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:25,458 Yeah. Sure. 686 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:27,583 Great. It's a date. 687 00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:31,458 Can you tell me where the canteen is anyway? 688 00:48:32,041 --> 00:48:34,416 The guys are waiting for their cigarettes... 689 00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:37,916 Yeah, it's just up the path, 690 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:39,791 it's the red door. 691 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:44,333 Thanks. 692 00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:50,875 -See you tomorrow? -10 p.m. at the canteen. 693 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:12,958 Yikes! God in Heaven! 694 00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:31,083 Help me up! What are you staring at?! 695 00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:33,208 I'm not dead yet. 696 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,666 Am I supposed to sleep on the floor now? 697 00:49:48,416 --> 00:49:50,333 You can sleep in the empty bed. 698 00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:52,125 Now it's "the empty bed?" 699 00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:55,000 The girl slits her wrists and peels off her skin, 700 00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,541 and now I have to sleep in her bed? 701 00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,791 Quiet girls, you're bothering me. 702 00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:02,291 Sorry for bothering you! I almost died just now! 703 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,666 Why almost? 704 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:06,458 I'm not sleeping in her bed. Forget it. 705 00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,833 It's not that bad. They'd changed the mattress. 706 00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:10,833 You sleep there if it's not that bad. 707 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,500 I'll sleep in her bed, okay? 708 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,708 Take my bed and be quiet. 709 00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:42,291 -Chicken. Paranoid virgin. -What's that got to do with it? 710 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:50,541 -That's really nice of you, Irena. -Just you remember that. 711 00:50:55,416 --> 00:50:58,458 -It smells weird up here. -Good night. 712 00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,458 It smells like... 713 00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:02,916 Russian sausage. 714 00:51:03,583 --> 00:51:06,291 You wish there was a nice long sausage in your bed. 715 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:18,083 There's no such thing as ghosts, Liattie. 716 00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:20,666 So not a ghost. Maybe... 717 00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:23,416 she's possessed by a demon. 718 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:25,333 There are no ghosts or demons, 719 00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:28,000 not even elves who do our work whilst we sleep. 720 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:31,041 Look. She's acting really weird. 721 00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:47,833 I'm the Inspections Officer. 722 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,625 Which one shall I choose? 723 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:59,083 August '03. Headquarters. 724 00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:00,666 Let's see... 725 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:06,166 Here. August 24th, Logistics' Form One. 726 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:10,916 It says here that private Otch... 727 00:53:11,083 --> 00:53:12,625 -Utch... -Utchperkovitch. 728 00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:14,708 Utchperkovitch, Tomer, 729 00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:18,708 was absent on this date due to a scheduled leave. 730 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:20,833 That's what it says. 731 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,041 Now, soldier, show me confirmation for this. 732 00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:33,083 The HQ inspection is like being under combat fire. 733 00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:35,500 It's Administration's biggest test. 734 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:38,666 Every statistic about every soldier, 735 00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:40,875 must be crosschecked and documented. 736 00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:44,625 Releases, ranks, trials, leave requests, everything! 737 00:53:45,416 --> 00:53:47,458 One mistake is enough for us to fail. 738 00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,666 And it's a random inspection. 739 00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:53,083 Random means unpredictable. 740 00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:55,916 Do you realize what this means? What does it mean? 741 00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:00,500 That it takes luck. 742 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:04,291 That we must check every folder and every form 743 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,583 because we can't trust our luck. 744 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:09,750 Rama, we'll never be able to update everything. 745 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,250 You know what a mess this is? 746 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:15,291 According to my calculations, if we set ourselves to it 747 00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:19,000 we can go over everything by Thursday 748 00:54:19,791 --> 00:54:22,041 and still get four hours of sleep a night. 749 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,791 And we're not just going to pass, 750 00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:27,708 we're going to pass with excellence. 751 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:31,041 Come on, girls, let's make this fun. 752 00:54:32,791 --> 00:54:36,000 Now. I understand that Irena is possessed. 753 00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:38,583 Irena, is that true? Irena? 754 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:42,458 Irena, you put papers in the dividers, okay? 755 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:55,833 It says he was absent for a week. 756 00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:57,625 It doesn't say why. 757 00:54:58,458 --> 00:55:01,000 Here. Send him on a leave. 758 00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:07,666 Fuck, there's no end to this. 759 00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,666 See how time flies? 760 00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:21,541 This ghost thing is a stroke of genius. 761 00:55:22,583 --> 00:55:24,250 Who knew you could be so brilliant, 762 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,333 both in theory and in practice? 763 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:29,166 I think something is really wrong with her. 764 00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:54,416 -Rama, listen. -What? 765 00:55:55,958 --> 00:55:57,375 Irena's in a bad way. 766 00:55:57,666 --> 00:55:59,625 I think I should take her to the infirmary. 767 00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:01,166 The infirmary? 768 00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:03,541 And what would they do? An exorcism? 769 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,625 She needs professional help. 770 00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:09,750 God forbid we'll have another... 771 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,333 Tehila incident. 772 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:17,416 Go ahead and come back ASAP. 773 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:20,083 Every minute means less sleep for the other girls. 774 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:21,500 Of course. 775 00:56:30,791 --> 00:56:32,875 Irena, well played. 776 00:56:35,416 --> 00:56:38,291 Not only did we escape Hell, 777 00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:42,291 Satan herself opened the gates. 778 00:56:46,833 --> 00:56:48,250 Aren't we going to the infirmary? 779 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:50,791 Are you crazy? Let's go to the room. 780 00:56:51,583 --> 00:56:54,000 But you told Rama we're going to the infirmary. 781 00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:57,791 Go if you want to. I have to get moving. 782 00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:03,833 I had a neighbor who was stabbed. 783 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:06,291 Later I saw his hand coming out of the drawer. 784 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Irena, 785 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:11,166 cut the creepy shit. You're starting to scare me. 786 00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:13,791 Why are you putting on make-up? 787 00:57:14,958 --> 00:57:17,166 Remember you told me to lose my virginity ASAP? 788 00:57:17,416 --> 00:57:20,250 -No... -You did and you were right. 789 00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:22,625 That's exactly what I'm going to do. 790 00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:25,583 -Can I come with you? -What? 791 00:57:26,583 --> 00:57:27,583 No. 792 00:57:28,291 --> 00:57:30,875 Why don't you go to your friends' room? 793 00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,458 I don't have any friends. 794 00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:35,500 Why don't you read a Russian book, then? 795 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,541 You said you'd take me to the infirmary. 796 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,208 So go there, psycho. 797 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:47,166 Thank me for saving you from the office, 798 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:49,958 -and get off my tail. -Please don't leave me alone. 799 00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:53,750 I have some personal stuff. 800 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,500 Come on, Irena. 801 00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:02,416 I found a cute guy and he's into me. 802 00:58:02,666 --> 00:58:04,333 He's leaving tomorrow. 803 00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:07,625 -I won't get in the way. -You will, it's a date! 804 00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:11,500 Then I'll tell Rama we didn't go to the infirmary. 805 00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:21,708 I see the ghost had no effect on your crappy personality. 806 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:28,958 You'll be like air, get it? Air! 807 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:02,500 You're early. 808 00:59:03,375 --> 00:59:04,375 So are you. 809 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:07,333 I like that. 810 00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:09,291 I like you. 811 00:59:17,833 --> 00:59:19,000 This is Irena. 812 00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:22,208 She has some personal issues but she won't bother us. 813 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,041 Cool. Hi, Irena. 814 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:26,666 Hello. 815 00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:32,833 Basic training was hell, 816 00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,250 worst 5 months of my life. 817 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:37,875 They busted our asses. 818 00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:40,583 -It was like the Holocaust. -The Holocaust? 819 00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:42,333 Irena, what did we say? 820 00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:44,625 It's just an expression. 821 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:48,291 -You shouldn't use that expression. -Irena. 822 00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:51,875 -But they were really like Nazis. -Oh, yeah? 823 00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,083 What did they do? 824 00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:55,166 First of all, they killed 6 million of us. 825 00:59:59,541 --> 01:00:01,166 We only went home on trains. 826 01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:06,000 Irena, I'm kidding, lighten up. Smile a little. 827 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,500 What... 828 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,166 What... How long have you been in the unit? 829 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,750 Almost a year. 830 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:15,500 And the commanders there aren't Nazis? 831 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:17,666 No, they're cool. 832 01:00:19,291 --> 01:00:21,291 But enough with the jokes, Irena's offended. 833 01:00:21,875 --> 01:00:24,166 What does Irena have to do with it? 834 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:26,666 The Russians weren't even in the Holocaust! 835 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:30,500 Okay, I'll get us some drinks. What do you want? 836 01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:32,875 -A diet Coke. -Diet Coke for the madame, 837 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:34,500 -and for you? -Nothing. 838 01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:37,125 One diet Coke and one nothing, coming up. 839 01:00:39,416 --> 01:00:41,333 You're supposed to be like air. 840 01:00:41,916 --> 01:00:43,875 I am. I didn't order anything. 841 01:00:44,708 --> 01:00:46,208 Why don't you go back to the room? 842 01:00:46,916 --> 01:00:48,333 Something's starting here. 843 01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:53,500 On vacation, are we? She's been busting our asses. 844 01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:56,625 Do you mind moving to another table? 845 01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:59,000 -Someone's sitting here. -Who? 846 01:00:59,416 --> 01:01:01,458 Now you also talk in harmony? Somebody. 847 01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:02,958 We do all the work, 848 01:01:03,041 --> 01:01:06,250 and now we have to eat standing up like horses? 849 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:08,708 Eat in the room, you leeches. 850 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:11,625 We have every right to sit here. 851 01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:15,541 But I'm telling you, this seat is taken. 852 01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:18,208 No problem, I'll get another chair. 853 01:01:20,666 --> 01:01:22,750 Hi, girls. 854 01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:37,000 I didn't hear the end of the joke 855 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:41,041 She didn't get it... 856 01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:46,291 -Why are you laughing then? -Because she's a blonde. 857 01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:52,166 Okay, champ, you have nine cans here. 858 01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:57,583 Let's see you knock them all down... 859 01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:19,000 Fuck off, psycho! 860 01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:21,041 You’ve been gone for a long time. 861 01:02:21,666 --> 01:02:23,083 As if anyone noticed. 862 01:02:27,250 --> 01:02:29,333 -I did. -You... 863 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,583 You're the reason those assholes took over! 864 01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:33,083 They saw you and joined the party. 865 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,750 Turns out, I'm the air on this date. 866 01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:11,375 Damn, no privacy around here. 867 01:04:12,916 --> 01:04:14,708 -Where should we go? -You tell me. 868 01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:25,666 -Everything okay? -Yes. 869 01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:28,916 -You were there all this time? -Where? 870 01:04:30,541 --> 01:04:33,000 -The infirmary, yes. -Good to have you back. 871 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,125 We’ve almost finished the soldiers. Tomorrow we'll do the staff. 872 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:40,000 It'll help if you clean up a bit. 873 01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:41,583 Okay. 874 01:04:41,875 --> 01:04:44,541 -I'll go get the broom. -It's right here. 875 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,250 So I'll get some rags, we'll get this place spotless. 876 01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:32,000 Wait, slow down. 877 01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:39,166 Can you be gentler? 878 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:41,916 -What? -Gentler. 879 01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:45,166 I'm not used to it... 880 01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:50,000 -You want gentle? -Yeah, a little. 881 01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:52,250 Go find a pencil-pusher. 882 01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:55,291 I'm combat, baby. 883 01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:05,375 Wait a second. 884 01:06:07,541 --> 01:06:08,750 What's the matter, baby? 885 01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:10,958 I thought you wanted this. 886 01:06:28,916 --> 01:06:30,583 Wait... No. 887 01:06:32,791 --> 01:06:34,250 No. Stop it. 888 01:06:37,458 --> 01:06:38,666 Wait, stop it. 889 01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:42,916 Stop or I'll shoot! 890 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,083 Put the gun down. 891 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:48,958 You, get dressed. 892 01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,333 Not you. 893 01:06:54,375 --> 01:06:56,666 -What do you think you're doing? -What? 894 01:06:57,041 --> 01:06:58,666 What are you doing to this girl? 895 01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:01,333 Do you think you can stick 896 01:07:01,416 --> 01:07:03,583 your ugly pecker wherever you want? 897 01:07:04,125 --> 01:07:06,208 That's a girl, not a garbage can. 898 01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:09,708 -I'm sorry. -No, I'm sorry for interrupting. 899 01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:12,208 -Go there. -Where? 900 01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:13,541 Over there. 901 01:07:21,916 --> 01:07:22,916 Get his stuff. 902 01:07:28,958 --> 01:07:30,000 Forward march! 903 01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:32,916 Stop! 904 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:35,583 See that garbage can? 905 01:07:36,541 --> 01:07:37,541 Fuck it. 906 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:42,666 -What? -Fuck the garbage can. 907 01:07:43,666 --> 01:07:44,666 Do it. 908 01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:48,833 -Can't you hear me? -What do you mean, fuck it? 909 01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:51,541 What you did to Zohar, only now with the garbage can. 910 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:53,750 But... 911 01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:06,666 What's the matter? Can't do it? 912 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,458 -You're sick. -I thought you could fuck anything? 913 01:08:21,041 --> 01:08:22,041 Give me the clothes. 914 01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:26,625 Now fuck off and don't come back. 915 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:34,583 -I need my gun. -I can't give it back to you. 916 01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:38,416 Irena, give him the gun. What are you doing? 917 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:42,291 -He'll kill us. -I won't do anything, I swear. 918 01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:47,791 They'll put me in jail. Haven't you humiliated me enough? 919 01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:58,833 Thanks. 920 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:13,833 -Rama... -Don't "Rama" me. 921 01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:15,625 Your little party's over. 922 01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,750 FYI, I was almost raped and nearly killed. 923 01:09:19,041 --> 01:09:21,375 How can I believe a word you say? 924 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:23,333 Ask Irena. 925 01:09:24,041 --> 01:09:25,625 I don't know what she's talking about. 926 01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:29,416 Irena, 927 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:32,583 you just pointed an M-16 at a soldier and nearly killed him. 928 01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:34,458 What are you talking about? 929 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:37,791 The ghost has left her body! 930 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:42,583 Listen Rama, Tehila's ghost possessed Irena, 931 01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:45,833 and sent her to avenge all the men who hurt her, 932 01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:49,250 and now Tehila's ghost has gone to heaven, 933 01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:51,625 that's why Irena can't remember anything! 934 01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:56,833 I called the infirmary to check if you were there. 935 01:09:57,916 --> 01:10:00,791 -Guess what...? -Okay, so we didn't go there, 936 01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:02,333 but that's not the point. 937 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,125 What would you do if you were me? 938 01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:08,250 -What? -I'm asking you. 939 01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:10,125 What would you do? 940 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:12,958 -About what? -About you. 941 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:16,333 What would you do if you were me? 942 01:10:22,083 --> 01:10:23,666 I can't even imagine that. 943 01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:28,791 -Go to your room, Irena. -Good night. 944 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,875 Your friends are working their asses off. And so do I. 945 01:10:37,958 --> 01:10:40,083 We give our souls to this office. 946 01:10:41,791 --> 01:10:43,000 And what does it look like? 947 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:45,791 A filthy mess. 948 01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:49,333 When I return in the morning, I want this office polished. 949 01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:53,041 Spotless, organized. No dust, 950 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:56,625 no unnecessary papers lying around. 951 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:57,833 A brand new office. 952 01:10:58,333 --> 01:10:59,500 But it'll take me all night. 953 01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:02,500 Why don't we all do it tomorrow? 954 01:11:02,916 --> 01:11:04,375 What part didn't you get? 955 01:11:04,541 --> 01:11:06,375 The part about you always picking on me 956 01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:08,416 and giving me the cruelest punishments. 957 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:09,958 I do it for your sake. 958 01:11:11,041 --> 01:11:12,458 One day you'll realize 959 01:11:12,541 --> 01:11:14,625 that you spent 2 years in the army, doing nothing. 960 01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:17,375 You didn't leave a mark, 961 01:11:19,416 --> 01:11:21,791 while other soldiers gave their lives. 962 01:11:23,541 --> 01:11:24,541 So here it is, 963 01:11:25,875 --> 01:11:28,750 your opportunity to give something back. 964 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,625 Careful, it's still wet. 965 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,291 Where are all the papers? 966 01:13:15,208 --> 01:13:17,500 You told me to shred all the unnecessary papers. 967 01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:21,250 The ones in the trash can, not the ones we... 968 01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:23,333 need. 969 01:13:24,041 --> 01:13:25,750 We don't need all that paper, 970 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:27,791 it only complicates our lives. 971 01:13:32,583 --> 01:13:35,666 So where are all the... office documents? 972 01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:37,708 In your office. 973 01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:05,958 Rama? 974 01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:09,250 Rama? 975 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,458 STORY 03 THE COMMANDER 976 01:14:43,291 --> 01:14:44,750 OFFICERS' TRAINING BASE 977 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:47,541 One, attack. Two, stun. 978 01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:52,250 Three, elbow. Four, knee. Knee, knee. 979 01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:55,750 Very good. And switch. 980 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,875 Keep it up. 68... 981 01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:03,333 2... 69, 982 01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:05,916 Wanna be officers? 2. 983 01:15:06,291 --> 01:15:08,750 C'mon, you gotta do it. 70... 984 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:13,000 2, I can stay here all day... 71, 985 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:16,083 I've got plenty of time. 2. 986 01:15:16,541 --> 01:15:19,458 Knees perpendicular. 72... 987 01:15:20,291 --> 01:15:24,250 2. You want respect? Do your sit-ups. 988 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:28,833 76... Faster, 2. 989 01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:31,416 77... 990 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:52,125 You'll never finish the course, Daffi. 991 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:53,916 87, 992 01:15:54,958 --> 01:15:57,416 2... What a soldier, 993 01:15:57,500 --> 01:16:02,125 88. Disgraceful. 2... 994 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:04,833 Responsibility! Now a question: 995 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:09,500 what makes the core value of duty unique? Yes? 996 01:16:10,125 --> 01:16:13,416 -First among equals. -Very good. Next. 997 01:16:17,708 --> 01:16:19,666 You've reached Zohar, don't leave a message 998 01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:22,083 I can't hear them, suck on that. Bye. 999 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:26,916 Administration, hello. 1000 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:28,708 Hi, can I speak to Zohar? 1001 01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:30,791 Who is this? Daffi? 1002 01:16:30,875 --> 01:16:33,125 Yes. Can I speak to Zohar? 1003 01:16:34,125 --> 01:16:35,208 Zohar's in jail. 1004 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:36,916 What? Why? 1005 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:40,458 -She shredded the entire office. -Why are you whispering? 1006 01:16:40,833 --> 01:16:42,333 Rama said not to talk about it. 1007 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:45,750 Anyway, Zohar got three months in jail. 1008 01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:47,916 Three months in jail? 1009 01:16:56,625 --> 01:17:00,000 I planned to work my way up in the army, to go far. 1010 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:03,291 Although we failed the inspection, 1011 01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:07,750 I’ve managed to pick things back up again and it's ten times better. 1012 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:10,458 We can't authorize a second position for you. 1013 01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:14,041 Why not? 1014 01:17:14,416 --> 01:17:16,583 We could only authorize one officer's position 1015 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:18,458 and it went to Education. 1016 01:17:20,916 --> 01:17:21,916 Rama. 1017 01:17:22,541 --> 01:17:24,125 Smile. You're getting free. 1018 01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:27,583 Is it because I'm a woman? 1019 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,333 The Education officer is also a woman. 1020 01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:33,958 Yes, I... 1021 01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:36,583 Rama, your fantastic work is here to stay. 1022 01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:39,375 I see how devoted and skilled you are 1023 01:17:39,958 --> 01:17:42,833 but leadership ability, and interpersonal relations, 1024 01:17:42,916 --> 01:17:45,583 are also crucial to a military career. 1025 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:27,541 GOODBYE RAMA AND LIAT (AND IRENA) 1026 01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:38,125 Thank you, Boaz. 1027 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,625 What's next? Shira's gone, now you, 1028 01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:45,333 Then her. I'm left alone here. 1029 01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:49,500 Guys, we're saying goodbye to an officer 1030 01:18:49,583 --> 01:18:53,083 who gave 110 percent. So let's have a big hand for Rama. 1031 01:18:54,041 --> 01:18:55,916 Rama, good luck with civilian life. 1032 01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,791 I prepared a few words. 1033 01:19:07,583 --> 01:19:09,291 Franz Kafka once said: 1034 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:13,833 "The chains that bind mankind are made of office paperwork." 1035 01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:19,083 After the loss of the paperwork, I was at a loss, 1036 01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:24,166 but over the past weeks we've computerized our system. 1037 01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:26,125 We got rid of paper, 1038 01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:31,458 and I'm proud to have the most eco-advanced office in the IDF. 1039 01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:35,166 Thanks to Tzachi, our computer officer, 1040 01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,166 who kicked-ass! 1041 01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:39,791 -Cheers. -Hold on. 1042 01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:45,833 I'd like to add a personal note, 1043 01:19:46,250 --> 01:19:47,500 Excuse me. Boaz? 1044 01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:52,333 DBC's waiting in the office. There was an incident in our sector. 1045 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,958 Call the operations officers and platoon commanders. 1046 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,541 Let's go, guys. Best of luck, Rama. 1047 01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:00,625 Thanks, Boaz. 1048 01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:06,041 -Good luck. -Thanks. 1049 01:20:09,791 --> 01:20:12,625 Have some quiche, my mom made it. 1050 01:20:14,375 --> 01:20:16,083 "WOMEN WHO CHANGED THE WORLD" 1051 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:17,250 Thanks, Tzachi. 1052 01:20:19,875 --> 01:20:23,791 And... Good luck. 1053 01:20:24,125 --> 01:20:26,583 -I'll be in my office. -Good luck, Rama. 1054 01:21:11,833 --> 01:21:12,833 Daffi, 1055 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,458 the staff is proud of you. 1056 01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:16,875 I speak on behalf of everyone. 1057 01:21:17,958 --> 01:21:20,375 At the beginning, you didn't believe in yourself. 1058 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,833 You've come a long way. 1059 01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:27,625 Look at you now, a real dedicated officer. 1060 01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:31,875 Now you're going to final training, 1061 01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:34,500 and then to your assigned position. Lots of luck. 1062 01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:49,500 There must be some mistake. 1063 01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:52,250 I'm supposed to be in Tel Aviv. 1064 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:58,166 I'm stationed in Tel Aviv, it was all worked out. 1065 01:21:58,916 --> 01:22:01,500 No. No. No mistake. 1066 01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:07,791 Daffi... 1067 01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:13,833 We were so impressed by your motivation. 1068 01:22:15,166 --> 01:22:17,500 You realize we're here to serve the system? 1069 01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:19,666 Right? 1070 01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:28,000 I went through 6 months of hell 1071 01:22:28,416 --> 01:22:30,500 and all that kept me going was knowing 1072 01:22:30,708 --> 01:22:33,083 -that I would be in Tel Aviv. -Okay, that's enough. 1073 01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:35,166 There's a war going on. Get a grip. 1074 01:22:35,541 --> 01:22:37,708 But I'm just an administration officer... 1075 01:22:37,791 --> 01:22:39,375 Our soldiers are getting killed 1076 01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:41,791 while you're here crying over nothing. 1077 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:45,333 Let's not disgrace ourselves. 1078 01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:58,000 We have two ambulances for the drill. 1079 01:22:58,583 --> 01:23:01,666 It's gonna be hot out. 1080 01:23:02,041 --> 01:23:04,666 Make sure everyone drinks plenty, 1081 01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:07,625 last week we had two people who were dehydrated, 1082 01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:11,333 and we don't need any more inquiries. 1083 01:23:11,416 --> 01:23:12,958 Did you update the DBC? 1084 01:23:13,666 --> 01:23:15,833 Nice. Good move. 1085 01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:19,166 Zohar? Where's the coffee? 1086 01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:22,291 -All the top brass are waiting. -Wait a sec... 1087 01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:27,125 I'm going to break a record. 1088 01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:29,250 Let's not disgrace ourselves. 1089 01:23:29,458 --> 01:23:31,666 There's a war going on and you're playing games? 1090 01:23:31,791 --> 01:23:35,041 Hey, I'm sweeping mines here. It's freaking dangerous. 1091 01:23:40,791 --> 01:23:44,125 Yeah! The audience are on their feet... 1092 01:23:44,416 --> 01:23:47,250 generations of minesweepers... 1093 01:23:47,416 --> 01:23:52,125 And she's marking her targets with no fear. 1094 01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:55,083 Who's the boss? 1095 01:23:57,083 --> 01:23:59,625 Oh! Thank you, God! 1096 01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,916 I broke the world record. 1097 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:04,041 You really have some nerve. 1098 01:24:04,583 --> 01:24:06,000 That sounds familiar. 1099 01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:10,791 They teach you that in officers' training? Respect. 1100 01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:13,416 Get up and take these trays. 1101 01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:16,416 -I can't get up. We made a bet. -Excuse me? 1102 01:24:17,166 --> 01:24:19,458 We bet on who could stay in her seat the longest. 1103 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:23,208 I don't intend to lose to these rookies. 1104 01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:28,750 Zohar, I made everything, just serve it, please. 1105 01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:34,625 Come on, push me! 1106 01:24:38,583 --> 01:24:39,791 Zohar, stop it. 1107 01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:46,000 -Zohar, get up right now. -But it's a startup. 1108 01:24:46,375 --> 01:24:48,458 Finally they won't be checking out our butts. 1109 01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:55,458 Zohar, you're grounded for Shabbat. 1110 01:24:56,208 --> 01:24:59,000 You want to play commander, because you're stuck here again. 1111 01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,750 But I'm sorry, 1112 01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:03,750 I'm gonna spend my time here having fun. 1113 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,708 My time is precious. 1114 01:25:07,041 --> 01:25:08,791 Even though I'm trying to make it pass. 1115 01:25:09,791 --> 01:25:13,125 So chill out with this "grounded" shit. 1116 01:25:14,166 --> 01:25:15,458 Are you testing me? 1117 01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:18,791 Don't judge her. Poor thing, she's sick. 1118 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:21,208 Bad case of Lieutenantitis. 1119 01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:24,208 But it'll pass. Right, Daffi? 1120 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:27,000 I see you're having fun together. 1121 01:25:28,625 --> 01:25:32,916 So any punishment Zohar gets, you all get. 1122 01:25:33,416 --> 01:25:36,166 Is that clear? Get into triple file. 1123 01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:38,625 -But there are four of us. -Now. 1124 01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:49,041 Company, stand to attention! 1125 01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:50,833 -Two, three... -Attention! 1126 01:25:51,125 --> 01:25:53,083 Is this the Captain Crybaby Show? 1127 01:25:53,291 --> 01:25:55,625 -Give me 100 sit-ups. -Dream on. 1128 01:25:57,041 --> 01:25:59,458 As I said, you're all being punished, 1129 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:02,083 so give me 100 sit-ups. 1130 01:26:04,750 --> 01:26:06,291 Now, before I make it 200. 1131 01:26:12,666 --> 01:26:14,458 1, 2... 1132 01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:17,000 Are you out of your mind? 1133 01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:20,666 I'm your commanding officer. 1134 01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:24,833 Get it through your thick skull. I'm an officer now. 1135 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:28,916 "Please consider my reassignment request 1136 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:32,583 since I'm allergic to many elements found in the desert region. 1137 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:37,166 I'm under the observation of several medical experts 1138 01:26:37,291 --> 01:26:40,125 and therefore I would be of much more value in Tel Aviv 1139 01:26:40,333 --> 01:26:43,083 than in the Shizafon base. Please note..." 1140 01:27:33,958 --> 01:27:35,083 You're so mean. 1141 01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:39,500 Zohar, look at me. 1142 01:27:40,291 --> 01:27:41,291 Commander, 1143 01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:44,250 you can't order me to look at you. 1144 01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:46,833 Especially not while I'm eating. 1145 01:27:47,083 --> 01:27:49,541 Doesn't our friendship mean anything to you? 1146 01:27:50,416 --> 01:27:53,500 Friendship?! You just wanted to fuck off. 1147 01:27:54,458 --> 01:27:56,458 Real friendship means sticking together. 1148 01:27:56,541 --> 01:27:58,750 Real friendship means caring about someone, 1149 01:27:58,958 --> 01:28:00,250 no matter where they are. 1150 01:28:01,375 --> 01:28:02,916 You only care about yourself. 1151 01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:06,125 Stop playing, we're talking. 1152 01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,583 I can't stop, darling. 1153 01:28:11,125 --> 01:28:13,333 I'm about to break another record. 1154 01:28:17,416 --> 01:28:20,625 I'm going to delete all of the games. 1155 01:28:20,708 --> 01:28:21,875 Sure, go ahead. 1156 01:28:22,166 --> 01:28:24,083 You don't even know where the Enter key is. 1157 01:28:24,625 --> 01:28:26,250 You can hardly turn the computer on. 1158 01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:28,041 There, 1159 01:28:29,666 --> 01:28:30,708 that was easy. 1160 01:28:35,666 --> 01:28:38,083 -Don't touch that. -Zohar, you're in my way! 1161 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:41,416 Let me remind you, that both of our Minesweeper records 1162 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:43,375 are on this computer. 1163 01:28:43,583 --> 01:28:45,541 I don't care about that anymore. 1164 01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:50,041 Those records are the only ones you'll ever have... 1165 01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:06,458 Don't move. 1166 01:29:08,458 --> 01:29:09,500 Cut the crap. 1167 01:29:12,833 --> 01:29:14,333 The next one goes between your eyes. 1168 01:29:15,166 --> 01:29:16,750 Stop it, Zohar. You're crazy. 1169 01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:20,416 -Step away from the computer. -No. 1170 01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:01,958 Daffi, I'm warning you! 1171 01:30:28,666 --> 01:30:29,666 Daffi! 1172 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:32,125 Don't touch my computer! 1173 01:30:34,625 --> 01:30:37,916 Daffi! Don't touch my computer! 1174 01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:50,583 What happened in your office? 1175 01:30:52,166 --> 01:30:53,458 It's a personal thing. 1176 01:30:53,875 --> 01:30:55,916 -With the network encoder? -The what? 1177 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,625 The computer server, did anyone mess with it? 1178 01:30:58,708 --> 01:30:59,958 I lost some data. 1179 01:31:04,666 --> 01:31:06,666 I'm from the Computers office. Open the door. 1180 01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:12,333 I need your testimony. 1181 01:31:13,333 --> 01:31:14,500 What exactly happened? 1182 01:31:18,375 --> 01:31:19,750 We had... 1183 01:31:22,666 --> 01:31:23,666 an argument. 1184 01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:29,291 I was about to delete the games, 1185 01:31:29,791 --> 01:31:30,916 but I accidentally... 1186 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:34,083 It wasn’t her. I deleted some stuff, 1187 01:31:34,583 --> 01:31:37,125 -just to piss her off. -So it wasn't you? 1188 01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:38,875 No, it was me. 1189 01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:42,125 She tried to stop me but it was too late. 1190 01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:45,000 Aren't you the one who shredded the Administration office? 1191 01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:46,791 Yes. 1192 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:48,500 But it was totally different. 1193 01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:50,625 Honestly. 1194 01:31:50,708 --> 01:31:53,000 That was ideological, but this... 1195 01:31:55,041 --> 01:31:56,791 this was... human error. 1196 01:31:57,416 --> 01:31:59,166 Do you know how much damage you've caused? 1197 01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:01,791 You destroyed 3 months of work with no back-up, 1198 01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:04,916 because, thanks to you, there are no more folders! 1199 01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:08,166 -Tzachi, calm down. -No, I won't calm down... 1200 01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:15,541 You didn't have to do that. 1201 01:32:17,666 --> 01:32:19,208 Now you're really in trouble. 1202 01:32:20,958 --> 01:32:22,541 No biggie. What can they do? 1203 01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:27,833 -I'll tell them I did it. -Forget it. 1204 01:32:29,250 --> 01:32:30,500 You're an officer now, 1205 01:32:32,625 --> 01:32:34,083 you have a reputation to uphold. 1206 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,500 So... 1207 01:32:46,583 --> 01:32:47,916 how was officers' training? 1208 01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:52,125 A nightmare. How was jail? 1209 01:32:52,958 --> 01:32:54,541 Not so bad. 1210 01:32:57,333 --> 01:32:58,625 Anything beats the kibbutz. 1211 01:32:59,375 --> 01:33:00,458 Come with me, please. 1212 01:33:01,541 --> 01:33:04,083 Not every musician suits every orchestra. 1213 01:33:05,166 --> 01:33:07,375 Some belong in a philharmonic, 1214 01:33:07,458 --> 01:33:09,625 some belong in a hotel lobby. 1215 01:33:09,791 --> 01:33:12,375 The challenge is finding the right match. 1216 01:33:14,541 --> 01:33:17,916 This whole corner. See? This whole corner. 1217 01:33:24,666 --> 01:33:25,791 What did he say? 1218 01:33:27,416 --> 01:33:29,000 He said I'm not made for a combat base 1219 01:33:29,083 --> 01:33:31,583 and I'm demoted to a position with less responsibility. 1220 01:33:31,666 --> 01:33:34,208 -Really? Where? -In Tel Aviv. 1221 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,416 I'm transferring to Tel Aviv. 1222 01:33:48,625 --> 01:33:52,125 It soon turned out that the only thing Daffi didn't delete 1223 01:33:52,750 --> 01:33:53,791 were the games. 1224 01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:57,916 I decided to stop chasing guys, 1225 01:33:58,208 --> 01:34:02,250 I quit my Minesweeper addiction, and I devoted myself to FreeCell. 1226 01:34:10,125 --> 01:34:11,541 She's been like this all morning. 1227 01:35:31,791 --> 01:35:33,416 They left me to rest in the infirmary 1228 01:35:33,750 --> 01:35:35,541 and time flew by. 1229 01:35:35,625 --> 01:35:37,041 DISCHARGED 1230 01:35:37,125 --> 01:35:39,791 No more Postal NCO, everything goes by email. 1231 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,250 "I sent a letter over a week ago. 1232 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:53,333 I requested a change of office because my window faces east 1233 01:35:53,416 --> 01:35:56,666 and I'm allergic to sunlight. Can it be reconsidered?" 1234 01:35:57,500 --> 01:35:58,500 It's good. 1235 01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:01,541 Add "thanks in advance". Shit! 1236 01:37:01,708 --> 01:37:04,166 WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY TALYA LAVIE 1237 01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:05,875 PRODUCED BY EILON RATZKOVSKY 1238 01:37:05,958 --> 01:37:07,750 YOSSI UZRAD, GUY JACOEL, YOCHANAN KREDO 84550