All language subtitles for The.Closer.S07E03.To.Serve.with.Love.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTb_track3_[eng]

Provenza: YES. UH, YEAH.
UH, UH, UH-HUH.

MM-HMM.

YEAH. YEAH.

YEP.

Flynn!

Flynn!
What?

What?

Come on. Come on.

Come here.

HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MAKE
A QUICK 2,000 BUCKS, CASH?

NO, THANKS.

ANYTHING THAT BEGINS
WITH YOU WHISPERING

ALWAYS ENDS
WITH OTHER PEOPLE SHOUTING.

FLYNN, FLYNN, I'M TELLING YOU --
THIS IS FREE MONEY.

THERE'S THIS LAWYER.

HE -- HE HAS
SOME PAPERS TO SERVE,

AND HE JUST NEEDS
A COUPLE OF GREAT DETECTIVES

TO FIND SOME GUY.

AND WHAT DO WE HAVE
TO WORK WITH?

AH, WELL,
A CELLPHONE NUMBER.

BUT WE'VE FOUND PEOPLE
WITH LESS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRACK
SOMEONE'S CELLPHONE. DO YOU?

OH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
'NIGHT, LIEUTENANTS.

W-WAIT, WAIT, BUZZ!

WAIT. WAIT. BUZZ --

YOU KNOW...

...WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT YOU.

HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MAKE
A LITTLE EXTRA DOUGH?

TURN RIGHT HERE.

I'D REALLY APPRECIATE
IF YOU'D STAY IN ONE LANE.

AND YOU COULD SPEED UP A LITTLE.
THERE'S A GUY RIGHT BEHIND US.

WOULD YOU RELAX?

FOR USING YOUR CAR
AND TRACKING A CELLPHONE,

WE'RE GIVING YOU
1/3 OF OUR TAKE -- 200 BUCKS.

IS WHAT WE'RE DOING
EVEN LEGAL?

LOOK -- WE'RE LAW ENFORCEMENT,
AND WE'RE DOING IT.

SO THAT MAKES IT LEGAL.

AND THE CHIEF
OKAYED THIS?

WE'LL GET HER SIGNATURE
TOMORROW.

OR MAYBE
WE DON'T EVEN TELL HER.

SHE'S GOT ENOUGH
ON HER MIND.

THESE PAPERS THAT WE GOT
FROM THE ATTORNEY --

THEY SAY THIS GUY'S NAME
IS STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM.

SOUND FAMILIAR, HUH?

OH, THERE YOU GO.

UH, JUST LEAVE IT RIGHT HERE,
WOULD YOU?

SO, WHAT,
ARE YOU BILL GATES NOW?

WHAT'S $20 WHEN YOU'RE
MAKING, UH, $200?

Man: I GOT THIS ONE.

715.

7-1-- AH!

READY?

Man: WHO IS IT?

ROOM SERVICE.

I DIDN'T ORDER
ANY ROOM SERVICE.

UH, COMPLIMENTARY
CHAMPAGNE, SIR.

OH, WELL,
THAT'S DIFFERENT.

I

STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM,
YOU'VE BEEN SERVED.

WHAT?

THINK WE CAN GET THAT POSE
ONE MORE TIME?

YEAH.
NICE, BIG SMILE.
UH --

OH, NO, GUYS.
UH, YOU THINK I'M SOMEBODY ELSE.

I'M NOT THE GUY
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

YEAH, WELL,
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, HUH?

HERE'S ONE FOR YOUR SCRAPBOOK.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

GUYS -- GUYS, YOU'RE MAKING
A HUGE MISTAKE, REALLY.

I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.

DON'T GO. I'M SCARED.

Flynn:
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

Provenza:
YOU SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS, HUH?

WAS I RIGHT,
OR WAS I RIGHT?

OKAY, YOU WERE RIGHT.

NOW LET'S
GO BACK TO THE LAWYER,

GET OUR CASH,
AND JUST CALL IT A NIGHT.

DARN IT.
MY TAILLIGHT -- IT'S BROKEN.

WELL, I DIDN'T DO THAT.
YOU COULD HAVE.

YOU WERE DRIVING
LIKE A CRAZY PERSON.

AND MY INSURANCE
ISN'T GONNA COVER THIS

BECAUSE MY DEDUCTIBLE'S
$1,000.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M DOCUMENTING THIS.

WHAT THE...

IT'S HIM.
HIRSCHBAUM COMMITTED SUICIDE.

SUICIDE?
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

HE'S GOT MULTIPLE GUNSHOT WOUNDS
IN HIS BACK.

OH, MY GOD!
MY CAR!

OH, RELAX, BUZZ.

I KNOW AN AMAZING GUY
IN KOREATOWN.

HE'LL BUFF THIS
RIGHT OUT.

NO! NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T CALL THIS IN.

NOBODY KNOWS WE'RE HERE.

THERE'S A DEAD MAN
ON MY CAR.

WELL, WE DIDN'T
PUT HIM THERE.

OH, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.

CALL GABRIEL
AND THE GUYS,

BUT THERE IS NO NEED
TO BOTHER THE CHIEF.

THIS IS TOTALLY
CONTAINABLE.

[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER,
SIREN CHIRPS ]

Flynn: HEY, WHAT DID YOU
WANT US TO DO, GABRIEL?

WE'RE OFF-DUTY,
AND WE DON'T HAVE OUR GUNS.

Gabriel: HE FELL FROM UP THERE
DOWN TO HERE?

YEAH, BACK DIVE
AND A HALF-TWIST.

AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE

THE RUSSIAN JUDGE
ONLY GAVE HIM AN 8.5?

GABRIEL, GABRIEL, LOOK --
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

UM --
"WHAT IS A MURDER VICTIM

DOING ON BUZZ'S CAR
IN THE FIRST PLACE?"

WELL, SIMPLE --
WE WERE TAKING BUZZ TO DINNER,

LIKE WE DO EVERY WEEK.

Flynn: THEN, OUT OF NOWHERE,
THERE WAS SHOTS.

THANK GOD
THE CAR WAS HERE.

COULD YOU IMAGINE
WHAT THIS GUY WOULD LOOK LIKE

IF HE'D LANDED
ON THE PAVEMENT?

OR ON US.
I MEAN, WE COULD ALL BE DEAD.

NO GUNS,
BUT I GOT THREE CASINGS,

A SUBPOENA, A CELLPHONE,

AND AN I.D. BELONGING
TO A STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM.

SO, YOU DON'T KNOW
THE VICTIM AT ALL,

AND THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW HIM
IS WHEN HE LANDED ON BUZZ'S CAR?

Sanchez:
HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT.

OH. GET --

OH. I GUESS
WE DID SEE HIM BEFORE.

WHO'S GONNA
CALL THE CHIEF?

NO ONE. YOU HEAR ME?
NOBODY'S GONNA CALL THE CHIEF!

SHE DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT THIS.

I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.
Flynn: OHH.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
HOW STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM,

A GUY CONVICTED IN A MASSIVE
FEDERAL FRAUD TRIAL,

ENDS UP DEAD ON BUZZ'S CAR
FIVE DAYS BEFORE HIS SENTENCING?

AGENT HOWARD --

FRITZ --

FRITZIE...

NOW, TELL ME --

WHAT CAN WE DO TO KEEP THIS
JUST BETWEEN OURSELVES?

YOUR VICTIM BURNED THROUGH
CORPORATE CASH

LIKE IT WAS MONOPOLY MONEY,

THEN MOVED COMPANY PENSION FUNDS
INTO OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS,

WHICH WE STILL
HAVEN'T FOUND.

STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM --
WE -- WE THOUGHT THAT
NAME WAS FAMILIAR.

CHIEF, I WAS --
NO!

I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU
NOW, LIEUTENANT.

IN ADDITION TO, UM,
CRIMINAL PENALTIES,

ISN'T THERE SOME GIANT
CIVIL SUIT AGAINST HIM?

YEAH, FORMER EMPLOYEES
AND INVESTORS

ARE TRYING TO RECOVER
WHATEVER'S OUT THERE.

LOOK -- THE WHOLE THING
WAS A MESS.

PROBABLY
JUST GOT A LOT WORSE.

DETECTIVE,
WILL YOU PLEASE SEE

IF ANY OF THE PLAINTIFFS
SUING MR. HIRSCHBAUM

HAD EVER THREATENED HIM OR HAD
A HISTORY OF VIOLENT OFFENSES?

ME? CHIEF, THERE'S GOT
TO BE LIKE 700-PLUS
PEOPLE IN THIS LAWSUIT.

THEN I'D GET STARTED.

Brenda:
IT ALSO SAYS HERE

THAT MR. HIRSCHBAUM
HAD A WIFE AND DAUGHTER?

MM-HMM.

UH, PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT
THEY'RE NOTIFIED, LIEUTENANT.

YES, CHIEF.
THANK YOU.

NOW...

HOW IS IT THAT YOU TWO
JUST HAPPENED TO BE

DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH THE VICTIM
WHEN HE PLUMMETED TO HIS DEATH?

WELL, FIRST, UH, CHIEF,

I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
GET YOUR SIGNATURE RIGHT HERE.

THAT'S AN AUTHORIZATION
FOR OUTSIDE EMPLOYMENT.

UH, YES, YES.

YOU SEE, LAST NIGHT
I GOT A PHONE CALL

FROM A LAWYER --
OWEN DOYLE.

HE'S ONE OF THE ATTORNEYS
SUING YOUR VICTIM.

Flynn: DOYLE JUST HAD
A CELL NUMBER ON HIRSCHBAUM,

AND HE NEEDED SOMEBODY
TO FIND HIM TO SERVE
HIM THIS SUBPOENA.

AND HOW DID YOU FIND HIM
WITH ONLY HIS CELLPHONE NUMBER?

UH, WE...TRIANGULATED
HIS LOCATION.

BY USING, UH, THE CATFISH.

YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO USE THAT.

BUZZ DOES.

WITH CAPTAIN RAYDOR
CONDUCTING A TRANSPARENCY AUDIT

OF THIS ENTIRE DIVISION,

YOU THOUGHT
IT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA

TO USE ONE OF OUR
CIVILIAN TECHS

TO TRACK A PRIVATE CITIZEN
WITHOUT A WARRANT?!

WELL,
I WOULDN'T SAY "BRILLIANT."

YOU POSED WITH HIM?

WELL, WE HAD TO HAVE
PROOF OF SERVICE.

OH, THE VIDEO
IS A WHOLE LOT BETTER.

YOU MADE A VIDEO?!

WELL, BUZZ
WAS ALREADY THERE.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

DETECTIVE,
PLEASE FIND THIS LAWYER DOYLE

AND HAVE HIM BROUGHT IN
IMMEDIATELY.

ONE OTHER THING --
AS FAR AS WE KNOW,

ONLY THE FBI KNEW THAT
HIRSCHBAUM WAS AT THE HOTEL.

EITHER THE KILLER
ALSO TRIANGULATED

HIS UNLISTED CELLPHONE --
HIGHLY UNLIKELY -- OR --

YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT WE
LED THE KILLER TO THE HOTEL?

THAT'S INSANE.

Dr. Morales: CHIEF?
UH --

YOU'LL WANT
TO TAKE A LOOK.

AS I SUSPECTED, DEATH WAS CAUSED
BY A .45-CALIBER BULLET,

WHICH PIERCED HIS PERICARDIUM,
INSTANTLY STOPPING HIS HEART.

BUT THE REAL SURPRISE --

WELL, THE FACT THAT HIS NAME
WAS GIVEN TO ME AS "HIRSCHBAUM"

PROVED TO BE
SOMETHING OF A...TIP-OFF.

OR NOT.

YEP, HE DOESN'T LOOK
THAT JEWISH TO ME.

SO, I DID A LIVE SCAN
OF HIS FINGERPRINTS,

AND HIS ACTUAL IDENTITY CAME
BACK AS SCOTT ESPOSITO, AGE 51,

CONVICTED
OF SEVERAL PETTY CRIMES.

TAKE A LOOK.

WAIT, SO -- SO,
THIS IS NOT HIRSCHBAUM?

IT'S AN IMPOSTER.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?

YEAH.
WE SERVED THE WRONG GUY.

AND WE DON'T GET PAID.

THIS SURVEILLANCE
HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR --

CHIEF, THE LAWYER WHO HIRED
FLYNN AND PROVENZA IS IN 1.

Brenda:
UH, THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.

GO ON.
WE KNOW
IT WAS HIRSCHBAUM

WHO CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL
ON TUESDAY,

AND PHOTOS CONFIRM
HE WAS ON THE BALCONY

AT 6:00 P.M. LAST NIGHT.

NOW, WE BELIEVE HE SWITCHED WITH
YOUR VICTIM SHORTLY AFTER THAT.

AND YOUR MEN
DIDN'T SUSPECT A THING?

LOOK, DETECTIVE --
I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY

THAT ANY TWO GRAY-HAIRED,
MIDDLE-AGED MEN

IN BLUE VELOUR TRACK SUITS

WOULD BE DIFFICULT
TO DISTINGUISH AT 1,000 YARDS.

TELL US WHAT ELSE YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE VICTIM.

OKAY.

SCOTT ESPOSITO
WAS A SOMETIME ACTOR

WHO SUPPLEMENTED HIS INCOME BY
ENGAGING IN LOW-LEVEL CON JOBS.

MAY I?

OHH HO.

WHEN YOU SERVED HIM,
DID HE SAY ANYTHING REVEALING?

WELL, UH, HE MAY HAVE SAID,
"IT'S NOT ME.

I'M NOT THE GUY
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR."

HE ALSO SAID,
"YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.

WAIT. DON'T GO.
I'M SCARED."

HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANT?

OKAY, OKAY.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

LET ME JUST
SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF THE KILLER'S TARGET

WAS MR. HIRSCHBAUM
AND NOT THE DECOY,

THEN THERE ARE
HUNDREDS OF SUSPECTS.

BUT IF THE DECOY WAS THE TARGET,
THEN OUR PRIMARY SUSPECT

WOULD SEEM TO BE
MR. HIRSCHBAUM HIMSELF.

Gabriel: NOW, SEE,
THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME.

HIRSCHBAUM'S A GUY WITH A TON OF
CASH LOOKING AT LIFE IN PRISON,

SO HE KILLS HIS DOUBLE,
AND THEN HE JUST GOES OFF

TO LIVE IN SOME TROPICAL
PARADISE, JUST LIKE KEN LAY.

HMM, THAT'S FUNNY.
OH, COME ON.

AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE

THAT THINKS THAT KEN LAY
IS ON A BEACH IN FIJI RIGHT NOW?

I MEAN,
THE GUY'S SUPPOSED BODY

WAS CREMATED LIKE A MINUTE
AFTER THEY FOUND IT -- COME ON.

YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE.
OH, I GOT IT,
AND THEN I COULD GET

ANOTHER LIFE
AND KILL THAT GUY --

CONSPIRACY
THEORIES ASIDE,

CHIEF, WHAT DO WE SAY
TO THE PRESS?

THAT STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM
IS DEAD.

IF HE THINKS THAT
THAT'S WHAT WE BELIEVE,

HE'LL BE EASIER TO FIND.

AND IF THE KILLER
IS NOT MR. HIRSCHBAUM,

THEN WE DON'T WANT THAT PERSON
BACK ON THE HUNT.

CHIEF -- LAWYER IN 1.

I JUST WANT TO EMPHASIZE

STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM
IS A FEDERAL FUGITIVE.

FINDING HIM
IS THE FBI'S JOB.
BUT HE'S OUR SUSPECT.

AND ONCE THE FBI HAS HIM
IN CUSTODY, YOU CAN DEBRIEF HIM.

OKAY.

UH, LIEUTENANT TAO,
DETECTIVE SANCHEZ,

WHILE DETECTIVE GABRIEL
IS FOLLOWING UP

WITH THE AGGRIEVED
EMPLOYEES,

PLEASE FIND ANYONE WHO WOULD
WANT MR. ESPOSITO DEAD.

CHIEF, WHAT ABOUT
ME AND PROV--

I'LL DEAL WITH YOU
LATER!

MR. DOYLE,
I'M DEPUTY CHIEF JOHNSON,

AND THIS IS SPECIAL AGENT
FRITZ HOWARD OF THE FBI.

WELL, WHAT THE HELL
AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW, HUH?

I MEAN, I'M FINALLY STARTING
TO GET SOMEWHERE, AND NOW THIS?

WELL, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE INCONVENIENCE

THAT MR. HIRSCHBAUM'S MURDER
HAS OBVIOUSLY CAUSED YOU.

CAN YOU TELL US
WHERE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT

BETWEEN
8:00 AND 9:00 P.M.?

THE SAME PLACE
I AM EVERY NIGHT -- AT MY DESK,

TRYING TO FEND OFF
THE ENDLESS MOTIONS

THAT CRETIN'S LAWYERS
ARE FILING AGAINST ME.

WHO DO YOU THINK

MIGHT HAVE WANTED TO KILL
STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM?

YOU HAVE A PHONEBOOK?

HOW DID YOU
COME TO POSSESS

MR. HIRSCHBAUM'S
PRIVATE CELL NUMBER?

OH, HIS DAUGHTER'S A PLAINTIFF
IN THE CIVIL ACTION.

SHE GAVE IT TO ME.

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE BECAUSE
SHE'S A DECENT PERSON

WHO WANTED
HIS EMPLOYEES AND INVESTORS

TO FEED AND CLOTHE
THEIR FAMILIES.

I THOUGHT
I COULD REASON WITH HIM,

BUT THE SCUZZBALL
WOULDN'T EVEN CALL ME BACK!

CHIEF.
YES?

I'M SORRY, BUT HIRSCHBAUM'S
FAMILY'S IN CHIEF POPE'S OFFICE.

THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.

MR. DOYLE, EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME.

BRENDA, BRENDA...

I DIDN'T WANT TO CONTRADICT YOU
IN FRONT OF YOUR TEAM,

BUT I REALLY CAN'T
GO ALONG WITH THIS DECISION

TO WITHHOLD THE TRUE IDENTITY
OF THE VICTIM.

YOU'D PREFER WE ALERT THE KILLER
TO HIS MISTAKE?

NO, I'D PREFER
WE NOT DECEIVE THE PUBLIC.

THE AGENCY HAS A POLICY

AGAINST KNOWINGLY MAKING
FALSE STATEMENTS.

THE AGENCY CAN JUST SAY
"NO COMMENT."

YEAH, AND WHO
IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT?

Taylor: CHIEF?

AGENT HOWARD,

I'M OFF TO BRIEF THE PRESS
ON THE HIRSCHBAUM MURDER.

ANYTHING
I SHOULD KNOW?

JUST BE YOURSELF,
COMMANDER.

RIGHT.

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

WIFE AND DAUGHTER?

YES.

TO MANY PEOPLE,
STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM

MAY HAVE JUST BEEN
A CONVICTED FELON,

BUT ALSO A FATHER AND HUSBAND
TO A RIDICULOUSLY HOT WIDOW.

WOW.

HOW'S THAT DIET
COMING ALONG?

OH, OKAY -- COUPLE POUNDS.

I THINK "WIDOW"
IS A LITTLE PREMATURE.

THERE ARE SOME THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW.

YEAH, LIKE WHERE DID HE STOW
$300 MILLION?

AND THAT THE LAST PEOPLE
TO HAVE SEEN HIM ALIVE

MAY HAVE BEEN
FLYNN AND PROVENZA.

WHAT?

WE HAVE IT ALL ON VIDEOTAPE,
FILMED BY BUZZ.

WHY?

THEY WERE MOONLIGHTING
FOR SOME LAWYER,

SERVING A SUBPOENA TO HIRSCHBAUM
IN A CIVIL SUIT.

OH, MY GOD.

AND THE PERSON
WHO FELL OFF THE BALCONY --

NOT STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM.

NOT STEVEN HIR-- SO WHO
DO WE HAVE IN THE MORGUE?

SOME ACTOR, WHICH WE AREN'T
GOING TO TELL THE PRESS

WHILE WE'RE STILL
LOOKING FOR THE KILLER.

YOU THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA

TO HAVE SOMEONE
FROM THE L.A.P.D. LIE PUBLICLY?

OH.
YEAH, I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

GOOD MORNING, LADIES.

I'M DEPUTY CHIEF
BRENDA LEIGH JOHNSON.

I AM SO SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS.

YOU MUST BE...

SHANNON HIRSCHBAUM,

STEVEN'S FOURTH AND
FINAL WIFE.

AND I'M ANDREA,
HIS ONLY DAUGHTER...

THAT WE KNOW OF.

I SEE.
SO, YOUR MOTHER IS...

MY DAD'S FIRST WIFE.
SHE LIVES IN BOCA RATON.

WHICH IS WHY
I WISH YOU'D CALL ME "MOM."

I'M NOT
CALLING YOU "MOM."

SHANNON, YOU SAT BEHIND ME
IN 8th-GRADE FRENCH.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
SUCH A TOTAL BITCH

WHEN I'M ONLY
TRYING TO COMFORT YOU.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
STEVE'S DEAD.

WELL, DEATH ISN'T ALWAYS
THE END, SHANNON.

I KNOW
HOW DIFFICULT IT IS

TO ANSWER QUESTIONS
AT A TIME LIKE THIS,

BUT CAN YOU TELL ME THE LAST
TIME YOU SPOKE TO YOUR HUSBAND?

UH, TUESDAY AFTERNOON.

YOU SEE,
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT,

AND HE PACKED SOME THINGS
AND LEFT.

DID HE SAY
WHERE HE WAS GOING?
NO.

YOU SEE,
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT,

AND HE PACKED SOME THINGS
AND LEFT.

SO YOU DIDN'T KNOW
HE WAS GOING TO A HOTEL?

NO.

YOU SEE,
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT,

AND HE PACKED SOME THINGS
AND LEFT.
PACKED SOME THINGS
AND LEFT.

ANDREA, I UNDERSTAND YOU GAVE
YOUR FATHER'S CELLPHONE NUMBER

TO THE ATTORNEY
SUING HIM.

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

THE ATTORNEY TOLD ME.

OKAY.

WELL, I KNOW
THAT MIGHT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE

I HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH WHAT HAPPENED,

BUT I WAS -- I WAS JUST
TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TALKING.

IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE,

UM, DO YOU THINK
ONE OF YOU

COULD GET ME A COPY
OF MY DAD'S DEATH CERTIFICATE?

YOU WANT A COPY OF HIS
DEATH CERTIFICATE RIGHT NOW?

FOR THE LAWYERS, YEAH --

SO THEY CAN START
TO PUT THINGS IN ORDER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE
YOUR FATHER'S PRIVATE CELL

TO THE LAWYER SUING HIM.

YOUR FATHER NEVER EVEN
GAVE ME HIS PRIVATE CELL.

Tao: GREAT MINDS
THINK ALIKE, CHIEF.

IF OUR VICTIM, SCOTT ESPOSITO,
HAD HIRSCHBAUM'S CELL,

WHERE'S
SCOTT ESPOSITO'S PHONE?

SO, I FOUND ESPOSITO'S
CELLPHONE NUMBER,

AND, SURE ENOUGH,
THAT PHONE IS STILL ACTIVE

AND BEING USED
THIS MORNING.

AND WHERE'S THAT PHONE
RIGHT NOW?

CURRENTLY MOVING
THROUGH MID-WILSHIRE.

ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO, IT DIALED
A PRIVATE LIMO SERVICE.

LIEUTENANTS FLYNN AND PROVENZA,
HERE, NOW.

CHIEF, NOW, I KNOW
YOU'RE A LITTLE UPSET, BUT --

THERE ARE NO "BUTS,"
LIEUTENANT.

I'M SUSPENDING YOU BOTH
FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS.

O

ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU
PROCURED OUTSIDE EMPLOYMENT

WITHOUT PRIOR AUTHORIZATION,

USED L.A.P.D. EQUIPMENT
TO CONDUCT A WARRANTLESS SEARCH,

ENLISTED A CIVILIAN
IN YOUR ILLICIT ACTIVITIES.

NEED I GO ON?

NO. THAT'S
A PRETTY COMPLETE LIST.

AND SINCE MAJOR CRIMES
HAS AGREED

TO LEAVE THE PURSUIT
OF MR. HIRSCHBAUM TO THE FBI,

I WOULD BE APPALLED IF YOU,
AS PRIVATE CITIZENS,

TRIED TO SERVE HIM AGAIN
BY TRACKING A NUMBER

THAT MIGHT POINT
TO HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS.

TELL BUZZ HE AND HIS CATFISH
DEVICE ARE SUSPENDED, AS WELL.

MOVE ALONG.

SUSPENDED?

BUZZ, WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BUZZ?

TO SPEND THE NEXT THREE DAYS
OF UNPAID LEAVE

WITH ANYONE
BUT THE TWO OF YOU.

EXCUSE ME.
UH, UH...

UH, ALL RIGHT, FINE.

BUT FIRST WE NEED YOU
TO TRACK A CELLPHONE FOR US.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THAT'S HOW I GOT INTO ALL
THIS TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

UNH-UNH. NO WAY. NOPE.

LISTEN -- W-WE GOT INTO
THAT LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE

LAST TIME BECAUSE HIRSCHBAUM
HAD TRADED PHONES WITH ESPOSITO.

NOW, HOW COULD WE
HAVE KNOWN THAT?

OH, I DON'T KNOW --
BY BEING DETECTIVES, MAYBE?

OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW
FOR SURE --

ESPOSITO'S PHONE
JUST CALLED FOR A LIMO.

THAT MEANS HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE AIRPORT.

AND THE FBI
IS LOOKING FOR HIM, TOO.

SO IF WE DON'T SERVE
THOSE PAPERS, LIKE, NOW,

WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET
ANY OF THE MONEY.

AND YOU'LL NEVER
GET YOUR CAR FIXED.

AS IF $200 WOULD HAVE
TAKEN CARE OF THAT, ANYWAY.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I SPOKE WITH THE LAWYER,

AND HE'S GONNA COVER
ALL YOUR EXPENSES,

PLUS MAKE UP FOR YOUR
THREE DAYS OF LOST PAY.

AND AN EXTRA $200.

AND AN EXTRA $200 --

IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE US A RIDE TO
WHEREVER YOUR CATFISH TAKES US.

ALL RIGHT. LOOK, BUZZ.

HAVE WE MADE MISTAKES
IN THE PAST 24 HOURS? YES.

DID WE UNDERESTIMATE
THE POTENTIAL FOR FALLOUT?

ABSOLUTELY.

DID WE TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF YOUR KIND NATURE?

PROBABLY.

WOULD YOU BE WISER
NOT TO TRUST US?
FLYNN!

NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME,
YOUNG MAN --

THIS TIME, THIS PHONE NUMBER
COMES FROM THE CHIEF.

THE CHIEF!

Buzz: ALL RIGHT.

ESPOSITO'S PHONE
IS GONNA BE IN THAT BUNGALOW.

AND DON'T
BUMP INTO THE LIMO.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GOT ME SUSPENDED.

AND I WANT MY CAR FIXED
BY SOMEONE REPUTABLE.

FINE. WHATEVER.

NOW, FLYNN, LOOK --
THE WAY I FIGURE IT,

IF BUZZ'S DEDUCTIBLE
IS A GRAND,

WE'RE STILL
ALMOST $3,000 IN THE BLACK.

WHAT?!

AND I WANT 1/3 OF $4,000,
BEFORE REPAIRS AND EXPENSES.

FINE. FINE.

HEY!

GET LOST.

YEAH. YEAH. I'M OFF DUTY,
AND I FLASHED MY BADGE.

I FLASHED IT. SUE ME.

I WOULD, BUT I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER BODY LANDING ON MY CAR.

HELLO?
YOU CALLED FOR A LIMO?

Hirschbaum:
YEAH, JUST A MINUTE!
WHERE'S THE SUBPOENA?

I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.

OH, GOD.
IT'S STILL IN EVIDENCE.

UH...

AAH!

AAH!

AAH! HELP! PLEASE!

ASSASSINS! AAH!

HELP!
COME HERE!

HELP!
SON OF A --

AAH!

WILL YOU CALM DOWN?!

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
HOW DID YOU FIND ME?

WE TRACED
ESPOSITO'S CELLPHONE.

CELLPHONE?

THIS CELLPHONE?!
HEY!

WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT FOR?

OH, MY GOD.
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?

IT'S RUINED.
THIS IS A $500 JACKET.

YEAH, WELL, UH, TAKE A LOOK
AT WHO JUST SHOWED UP.

OVER HERE -- LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I SAY WE TURN HIM OVER
TO THE FEDS

AND BE DONE
WITH THIS DOUCHE BAG.

HEY, HEY.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.

IF WE GIVE HIM TO THE FEDS,
WE'RE OUT THE FOUR GRAND,

WE STILL HAVE TO FIX
BUZZ'S CAR,

AND NOW WE GOT TO BUY YOU
A NEW JACKET.

WELL, HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET HIM PAST THE AGENTS,

WHERE WE CAN EVEN SERVE HIM
THE PAPERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

WE ARE SCREWED!
SOMEONE CALLED FOR A LIMO?

WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET
VERY FAR IN THIS, ARE WE?

GET IN.

LOOK -- I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD
HAVE TAKEN HIM TO YOUR PLACE,

BUT IF WE'RE GONNA BE OUT
AN EXTRA 100 BUCKS,

WE COULD HAVE TAKEN
HIM TO SOME PLACE A
LITTLE LESS DISGUSTING.

OH, LOOK -- YOU CAN STILL SEE
THE CHALK OUTLINE

FROM THE LAST PERSON
WHO STAYED HERE.

IS ANYBODY BESIDES ME
GETTING HUNGRY?

NO.
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

OH, IT'S
AN UN-CATERED KIDNAPPING.

BOY, YOU GUYS REALLY

DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH
AT ALL, DID YOU?

YOU KNOW,
I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND

WHY SOME PEOPLE
WOULD WANT YOU DEAD,

EVEN IF YOU HADN'T STOLEN
THE PENSION FUNDS.

OH, PLEASE.
AM I A LOUSY BUSINESSMAN?

ABSOLUTELY. THE WORST.
BUT I AM NOT A CRIMINAL.

I AM SIMPLY THE VICTIM
OF SOME FINANCIAL OVERSIGHTS

THAT WERE SOMEWHAT CHALLENGING
TO EXPLAIN IN COURT.

BUZZ.

SO, THIS DUMP
DOES HAVE A FAX MACHINE.

THERE'S THE NUMBER,
AND IT'S $2 A PAGE.

THAT'S COMING OUT
OF YOUR 1/3.

WHAT?

AH, SANCHEZ --
CHARMING AS ALWAYS.

UH, LISTEN --
WE HAVE HIRSCHBAUM,

AND I NEED YOU
TO GET THE --

OH, MAN. THE FEDS THINK
HE WAS KIDNAPPED.

YOU GUYS
ARE LIKE REAL CRIMINALS.

YEAH, WELL, LISTEN --

I NEED YOU TO PULL THE SUBPOENA
FROM EVIDENCE

AND FAX IT OVER TO ME.

THE NUMBER IS --
Can't do it.

THE FBI'S GOT ALL THAT STUFF
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

WELL -- WELL, THEN GET ME
THE CHIEF ON THE PHONE.

HIRSCHBAUM'S
GIRLFRIEND SAID

THE KIDNAPPERS WERE
"THUGGISH OLDER MEN"

AND THAT ONE OF THEIR
GRANDSONS WAS THERE,

VIDEOTAPING IT ALL, PROBABLY
TO ESTABLISH PROOF OF LIFE.

ANYWAY, SHE'S SITTING DOWN
WITH THE ARTIST.

WE SHOULD HAVE FACES
TO DISTRIBUTE SHORTLY.

CHIEF, UH, TAYLOR FOR YOU ON 3.

OH.
THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.

YES, COMMANDER?

IT'S PROVENZA.
WE HAVE HIRSCHBAUM.

WE'RE FIVE MINUTES FROM
KILLING HIM AND THEN OURSELVES.

BUT FIRST I NEED
A COPY OF THAT SUBPOENA

so I can serve it to him.

OH, THAT'S A SHAME,
COMMANDER.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR A MINUTE?

CLOSED

CLOSED. THANKS.

I CAN'T GET YOU THAT SUBPOENA,
LIEUTENANT,

and if you contact Doyle
and ask for new papers,

THAT'S TELLING HIM
HIRSCHBAUM'S STILL ALIVE.

AND MY WHOLE STRATEGY DEPENDS
ON PEOPLE THINKING HE'S DEAD.

HANG ON.

I CAN'T LEAVE
WITH AGENT HOWARD HERE,

BUT I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS
FOR HIRSCHBAUM.

MY BOSS HAS
SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

ARE YOU GONNA AT LEAST
READ ME MY RIGHTS?

TELL HIM I DON'T HAVE TO
READ HIM HIS RIGHTS.

I'M ON THE PHONE.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO
READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS.
SHE'S ON THE PHONE.

HIRSCHBAUM: I am sitting here
with two police officers.

TELL HIM --
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.

LIEUTENANT,
PUT ME ON SPEAKERPHONE.

YEP.

HERE -- SPEAKERPHONE.

LIEUTENANTS FLYNN AND PROVENZA
ARE NOT POLICE OFFICERS TODAY.

They're private citizens.

WELL, THEN
I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED.

WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO TELL THE FBI?

They're right here.

ALL RIGHT, FINE.

I WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS,
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU --

I AM FINDING THIS WHOLE
SITUATION EXTREMELY UPSETTING.

WHY DID YOU KILL
SCOTT ESPOSITO?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT!

I THINK YOU DID.

I THINK YOU SET HIM UP
AT THE HOTEL AND THEN SHOT HIM

BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT BY THE TIME
WE REALIZED IT WASN'T YOU,

YOU'D BE
OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

THAT IS SO NOT TRUE.

HIS ENDING UP DEAD
SCREWED ME ROYALLY.

WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM,
WHO DID?

WELL, THIS MAY COME
AS A SURPRISE TO YOU,

BUT RIGHT NOW
I AM ABOUT AS POPULAR

AS YOUR AVERAGE
MIDDLE-EASTERN DICTATOR.

But if I had to guess, I would
say it was probably my wife,

SHANNON,
THE NEAR-SIGHTED BITCH.

WHY WOULD SHE WANT YOU DEAD?

PROBABLY 'CAUSE SHE FOUND OUT
ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND.

And Shannon is the only person
that knew I was at that hotel.

LIEUTENANT,
TAKE ME OFF SPEAKERPHONE.

AH. HI.

DID BUZZ VIDEOTAPE
THE ABDUCTION OF MR. HIRSCHBAUM?

Uh-huh.

YOU WANT HIM TO E-MAIL IT
OVER TO YOU?

IMMEDIATELY.

I'M ABOUT TO BRING
MR. HIRSCHBAUM BACK TO LIFE.

WHAT KIND OF GOOD NEWS?
DID YOU FIND MY DAD'S KILLER?

OH, IT'S SO MUCH BETTER
THAN THAT, ANDREA.

YOU SEE, IT TURNS OUT
THAT THE MAN WHO DIED

LAST NIGHT AT THE HOTEL
WASN'T EVEN YOUR FATHER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHO WAS HE?

AN IMPOSTER,

HIRED TO THROW OFF
THE AUTHORITIES.

MY HUSBAND'S ALIVE?
ARE YOU SURE?

I AM.

IN FACT, I'VE GOT SOME VIDEO
TAKEN OF HIM TWO HOURS AGO.

UH, BEAR WITH ME.

I AM AWFUL
WITH THIS CONTROL THINGY.

THERE.

HELLO?
YOU CALLED FOR A LIMO?

Hirschbaum:
YEAH, JUST A MINUTE!

THAT'S REALLY HIS
VOICE. THAT'S STEVEN'S VOICE.

Flynn: OH, GOD,
IT'S STILL IN EVIDENCE.

UH...

WHAT IS HE DOING
WITH HER?

AA--

YOU KNOW THAT WOMAN?

IT'S LISA FLEMING.
SHE'S OUR PERSONAL TRAINER.

WHAT WERE THEY
DOING TOGETHER?

HEADING OFF TO VENEZUELA,
I THINK.

WAIT

HE CAN'T BE TAKING LISA FLEMING
TO "CAWACKAS."

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING ME,
THAT BASTARD.

IT'S "CARACAS."
YOU PRONOUNCE THE "R."

YOU KNOW, I THINK I LIKED
MY FATHER MORE WHEN HE WAS DEAD.

LISTEN TO YOU.

THE ONLY REASON
YOU WANTED THE DEATH CERTIFICATE

WAS SO YOU COULD GO AND CLAIM
YOUR INHERITANCE, WHICH --

LET'S BE HONEST -- YOU
WOULD PROBABLY WASTE
ON CHARITY, ANYWAY.

YES, LET'S BE HONEST.

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT THE HOTEL.

WHAT ELSE
DID YOU LIE ABOUT?

I TOLD YOU I LIKED
YOUR UGLY NEW HAIRCUT.

YOU CAN START THERE.

WHERE IS HE?

YEAH
I WANT TO KNOW.

I THINK THE MOTEL
IS CALLED LAS PULGAS.

UH, LET ME CHECK.

YEP?

LIEUTENANT, IN BETWEEN
LEAVING HERE LAST NIGHT

AND ARRIVING AT THE HOTEL,
WHERE DID YOU STOP?

UH, WELL, UH, THE LAWYER'S
OFFICE, TO PICK UP THE PAPERS --

IT'S THE CHIEF --

AND THEN...
THE GAS STATION.

WHY?
AND WHEN DID YOU FIRST NOTICE
THE BROKEN TAILLIGHT?

WHEN WE LEFT THE HOTEL.
That's what I thought.

LET'S REPLAY THE EVENTS OF LAST
NIGHT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

UH, WHAT ABOUT
THE WIFE AND DAUGHTER?

I'M RELEASING THEM BACK
INTO THE WILD, LIEUTENANT.

STAY IN TOUCH.

OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY GRADUATED --

ALL RIGHT, FLYNN,
HERE'S THE DEAL --

YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON NUMB NUTS HERE,

AND BUZZ IS GONNA RUN ME OVER
TO THE LAWYER'S OFFICE.

LOOK -- IF THIS IS STILL ABOUT
COLLECTING THE FOUR GRAND,

I SAY WE CUT OUR LOSSES
AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO CUT OUR LOSSES, FLYNN.

WE'RE IN A HOLE THAT'S
GETTING DEEPER BY THE MINUTE,

AND NOW
IT'S FILLING WITH WATER.

WE NEED THAT MONEY
JUST TO BREAK EVEN. COME ON.

UH, EXCUSE ME.

UH, GUYS, I COULDN'T HELP
BUT, UH, OVERHEAR.

YOU KNOW, IF EITHER OF YOU
ARE EXPERIENCING

ANY FINANCIAL
DIFFICULTIES --

STAY OUT OF THIS.

ALL RIGHT,
GO SEE THE LAWYER.

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
HEAR ME OUT.

PERSONALLY,
I THINK IT IS SHAMEFUL

THAT HEROES
OF THE PUBLIC SECTOR,

SUCH AS YOU GENTLEMEN,

SHOULD HAVE TO TAKE OUTSIDE JOBS
JUST TO MAKE ENDS MEET.

UH...

WHERE YOU GOING WITH THIS,
HIRSCHBAUM?

LOOK -- I WOULD NEVER DREAM
OF OFFERING YOU A -- A PAYOFF.

BUT, UM, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL

ABOUT TAKING
AN UNTRACEABLE CASH...

GRATUITY...

TO, UH, YOU KNOW,
LOOK THE OTHER WAY?

ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE
POLICE OFFICERS?

W-WE'RE NOT POLICE OFFICERS
TODAY, BUZZ.

JUST MAKE SURE
THAT CAMERA STAYS OFF.

NOW, HOW MUCH ARE WE
TALKING ABOUT, EXACTLY?

WELL...

...I DON'T KNOW.

$100,000?

EACH.

WELL --

I COULD TRANSFER THE MONEY
TO AN ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOOSING,

YOU COULD
SERVE ME THOSE PAPERS,

AND YOU WOULD NEVER
HEAR FROM ME AGAIN.

ALL I NEED
IS A DISPOSABLE CELLPHONE

AND AN INTERNATIONAL
CALLING CARD.

YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
CONSIDERING THIS, ARE YOU?

ARE YOU?

OH, MY GOSH.

YOU ARE!

GENTLEMEN.

FRITZIE!

HOW'S THE HIRSCHBAUM
INVESTIGATION GOING?

NOT SO WELL.

IN FACT, IT'S TURNED INTO
MORE OF AN A.A.R.P. MANHUNT.

ANY CHANCE YOU CAN IDENTIFY
THESE DISGRUNTLED SHAREHOLDERS?

WELL, THEY DO LOOK
FAMILIAR.

BRENDA, WE AGREED THAT MY PEOPLE
WERE GONNA FIND HIRSCHBAUM.
LOOK -- I SUSPENDED
FLYNN AND PROVENZA HOURS AGO.

I HAVE NO CONTROL
OVER WHAT THEY'VE DONE SINCE.
ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU HAD NO IDEA

THEY CAPTURED
A FEDERAL FUGITIVE?
HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW
IT'S HIRSCHBAUM?

THE LAST HIRSCHBAUM WE FOUND
WASN'T EVEN HIRSCHBAUM.

LOOK -- WHY DON'T YOU
RIDE ALONG WITH ME,

AND IF THINGS
GO AS I EXPECT,

YOU'LL HAVE YOUR FUGITIVE,
AND I'LL HAVE MY KILLER.

WELL

HEY! DON'T OPEN THE DOOR
WITH YOUR FOOT.

OW.

MR. DOYLE?

AH. EVENING, LIEUTENANT.

UH, I SUPPOSE YOU'VE COME
TO COLLECT YOUR MONEY.

UH, ACTUALLY, NO.

I, UM -- I HATE
TO BOTHER YOU WITH THIS,

BUT I'M GOING TO NEED
ANOTHER COPY OF THE SUBPOENA.

WHY WOULD YOU NEED
ANOTHER COPY OF THE SUBPOENA?

UH, AS IT TURNS OUT,
THE GUY WE SERVED LAST NIGHT --

YOU KNOW, THE ONE
THAT WENT OFF THE BALCONY --

WAS NOT
STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM.

THEN WHO WAS HE?

SCOTT SOMEBODY,

A LOW-LEVEL CROOK WHO WAS ALSO
A NOT-VERY-GOOD ACTOR.

UH, ANYWAY, I'M -- I'M
GONNA NEED SOME FRESH PAPERS.

I JUST SPENT THE LAST 12 HOURS
DRAFTING NEW MOTIONS

BASED ON THE ERRONEOUS IDEA
THAT THIS GUY IS DEAD.

Y-Y-YOU PEOPLE ARE --
ARE TERRIBLE.

YEAH, BUT --

I MEAN, REALLY.

N-N-NOW, LOOK -- UM,
MY PARTNER AND I

HAVE HIRSCHBAUM AT THIS FLEABAG
JUST A FEW MILES FROM HERE.

JUST GIVE ME THE SUBPOENA,
WE SERVE HIM, YOU PAY US,

AND EVERYTHING'S
RIGHT BACK ON TRACK, RIGHT?

YEAH, YEAH.
GREAT. FINE.

I JUST -- I --

I NEED A COUPLE OF MINUTES
TO RUN THIS OFF.

HONESTLY.

MM.

THIS IS WHERE MY TAILLIGHT
WAS BROKEN OUT LAST NIGHT

WHILE MY CAR
WAS JUST PARKED HERE.

WHY?

WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
SO SENSELESS AND CRUEL?

BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR CAR
EASIER TO FOLLOW IN THE DARK.

GET IN.

I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU
GET AWAY WITH TAKING THAT BRIBE.

YOU KNOW THAT,
DON'T YOU?

YEAH, WELL
YOU HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT FLYNN AND I COULD DO
WITH THAT MONEY.

AND LET ME TELL YOU -- THE BEST
THING FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN,

IS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
ABOUT ALL OF THIS, HUH?

NOW, PULL AWAY FROM HERE
AND DRIVE SLOW.

WHY?

OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKES,
FOR ONCE,

WOULD YOU JUST DO IT,
MR. GOODY

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN YOU.

LOOK -- THE AUTHORITIES CALL IT
"SEXUAL TOURISM,"

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT'S
ALL YOU DO WHILE YOU'RE THERE.

THESE WOMEN
ARE AMAZING TOUR GUIDES.

THE BEACHES
ARE FANTASTIC --

Provenza: FLYNN?

READY?
YEAH. READY, FREDDY.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK --
WE'RE GONNA SERVE YOU THE PAPER,

WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR PICTURE,
AND THEN WE'RE GONE.

GOOD.
AND LISTEN. LISTEN.

I'M GONNA ACT REALLY SURPRISED
WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR, OKAY?

WELL, THAT WOULD BE
A NICE TOUCH.

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT, GO.

Hirschbaum:
WHO IS IT?

THE MAID!
JUST A SECOND!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU'RE NOT THE MAID!

UH, STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM,
CONSIDER YOURSELF SERVED!

OKAY. THAT'S THAT.
WE'RE SQUARE, HUH?

JUST DO US A FAVOR --
COUNT TO 60 BEFORE YOU COME OUT.

60 -- GOT IT.

HEY, YOU GUYS,
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

I'M REALLY GONNA MISS
THE THREE OF YOU --

YOU WITH
THE GRUFF ATTITUDE

AND YOU WITH THE MUCH BIGGER
HEART THAN YOU LET ON, MISTER,

AND YOU,
ALL WIDE-EYED AND INNOCENT.

I THINK I'M GONNA MISS YOU
MOST OF ALL.

YEAH, YEAH.
SO LONG, DOROTHY.

WAIT -- I LEFT THE CATFISH
IN THERE.

DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE DAMN CATFISH.

WE'LL GET IT LATER.

I'LL PICK IT UP WHEN I COME BACK
TO GET MY SECURITY DEPOSIT.

LET'S GO.

AAH! MOTHER-OF-PEARL.

JUST DRIVE AROUND TO THE SIDE
OF THE BUILDING AND STOP.

...11 MISSISSIPPI...

12 MISSISSIPPI...

...19 MISSISSIPPI...

20 MISSISSIPPI...

...36 MISSISSIPPI...

37 MISSISSIPPI...

DROP YOUR WEAPON!
DROP IT!

WHAT THE --
WHAT? OKAY.

DON'T MOVE!
OKAY.

DON'T MOVE.
OKAY.

Hirschbaum:
...MISSISSIPPI...
I HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT.

DID IT PERMIT YOU TO KILL
SCOTT ESPOSITO?

OWEN DOYLE,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MURDER.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.

YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
ANYTHING YOU S--

I MAY NOT BE
THE BEST ATTORNEY IN THE WORLD,

BUT I KNOW MY RIGHTS.

OH, THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I HIRE YOU.

WELL, AS LONG AS
WE GET THE FOUR GRAND
YOU OWE US, WHO CARES?

GOOD JOB.

...58 MISSISSIPPI...

59 MISSISSIPPI...

AND 60.

FBI.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

AAH!

AAH! AAH!

NO! NO! NO!

AAH! HELP!

NO! UGH!

HEY. HEY. ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS TOTALLY ILLEGAL.

I BRIBED
OFFICERS FLYNN AND PROVENZA,

AND WHEN THAT COMES OUT
IN COURT,

YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK
RIDICULOUS!

Flynn: WELL, NOT AS RIDICULOUS
AS YOU'RE GONNA LOOK,

HAVING PUNCHED
YOUR OFFSHORE ACCOUNT NUMBERS

INTO THIS
DISPOSABLE CELLPHONE.

YES. THAT DOESN'T
MAKE YOU LOOK TOO GOOD.

I...REALLY CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT.

OHH, MY CATFISH --
IT'S BROKEN.

YOU TWO
ARE PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE

FOR REPLACING
THAT EQUIPMENT.

AND...

GOOD WORK.

THANK YOU, CHIEF.

YEAH.

HEY, HEY, ARE YOU THE GUY
THAT TRIED TO KILL ME?

WHAT DID I EVER DO
TO YOU, HUH?

TRY RETURNING A PHONE CALL
EVERY NOW AND THEN!

Gabriel: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?! GET OVER HERE!

CONSIDER THE DAMAGE
TO MY REPUTATION.

HEY, YOU TOOK ONE
FOR THE TEAM, OKAY?

LOOK, LOOK -- HOW --

HOW DOES THIS
MAKE ME LOOK?

COMMANDER, IF YOU CAN'T
PUT A POSITIVE SPIN

ON OUR ARRESTING
A MURDERER,

I GOT TO WONDER IF IT MIGHT BE
TIME FOR YOU TO MOVE ON.

UNH-UNH. NO, NO. NO.

I CAN LIVE WITH THIS.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WHY WOULDN'T I THINK IT?

YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT
HOW MUCH YOU WERE GETTING PAID,

YOU WRECKED MY CAR,
YOU GOT ME SUSPENDED,

AND YOU MADE ME
SPEND A DAY AND NIGHT

WITH THE WORST PERSON
ON EARTH!

BUT WE DIDN'T TAKE A BRIBE.

YEAH, AND AFTER WE FIX YOUR CAR
AND PAY FOR THE MOTEL

AND, UH, REPLACE FLYNN'S SUIT
AND REPAIR THE CATFISH,

WE'LL HAVE $600.

THAT'S 200 BUCKS
APIECE, HUH?

Doyle:
OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT MY SHOWING UP
AT THAT MOTEL HAD NOTHING TO DO

WITH MY PLANNING TO KILL
STEVEN HIRSCHBAUM,

AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO SHOT THAT OTHER GUY.

BALLISTICS MATCHED YOUR GUN
TO THE BULLETS

TAKEN FROM
THE VICTIM.

I LENT THAT GUN
TO A FRIEND.

YEAH, BUT WE ALSO FOUND THE
VICTIM'S BLOOD ON YOUR CAR SEAT,

DOOR HANDLE, AND ON
A HANDKERCHIEF IN YOUR OFFICE.

I SUPPOSE ALL THIS
MAKES ME THE CRIMINAL HERE?

WELL, SIR,
YOU DID KILL SOMEBODY.

AN ACTOR!

OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
I WILL ADMIT

THAT THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR NOT
KILLING THE RIGHT PERSON.

I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE
FAILING MURDER 101.

BUT I NEVER INTENDED TO KILL
THAT OTHER GUY.

INTENT TRAVELS
WITH THE BULLET, SIR.

IF YOU MEANT TO KILL
MR. HIRSCHBAUM,

THE FACT THAT YOU ONLY KILLED
SCOTT ESPOSITO

IS IMMATERIAL
IN THE EYES OF THE LAW.

REALLY?

UH, DID YOU ACTUALLY
GO TO LAW SCHOOL?

YES, I WENT
TO LAW SCHOOL --

THE VERY BEST
THE CARIBBEAN HAD TO OFFER,

WHICH IS WHY
I CAN ASSURE YOU

THAT EVERY DAY
HIRSCHBAUM IS ALIVE

IS ANOTHER DAY HIS VICTIMS
AREN'T GETTING THEIR MONEY.

POKE HOLES IN THAT.
GO ON. GO ON.

POKE HOLES.

YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE EVERYTHING
I HAVE DONE UP UNTIL NOW

HAS BEEN
COMPLETELY LEGAL --

YOU KNOW,
EXCEPT FOR THE MURDER.

AND BREAKING MY TAILLIGHT.

I'M NOT JUST ARRESTING YOU
FOR MURDER.

I'M ARRESTING YOU

SO YOUR CLIENTS CAN GET
BETTER REPRESENTATION.

OKAY, I KNOW THAT KILLING
AN EMBEZZLER OR EVEN AN ACTOR

SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN
PLAN "A,"

BUT I NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE
ANY OF THIS

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT
THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY,
TOTALLY DEAD BROKE.

WHAT?!

AND THE MONEY YOU WERE PAYING
TO HAVE MR. HIRSCHBAUM SERVED?

I DON'T HAVE IT.
I NEVER DID.

A-AND NOW I --
I NEVER WILL.

HOW DOES A JOB THAT'S
SUPPOSED TO NET US FOUR GRAND

WIND UP COSTING US
FOUR GRAND?

WHAT YOU CALL THAT --
PROVENZA

OH, AS USUAL --

LIEUTENANTS,
CHIEF POPE AND I

WERE JUST DISCUSSING
THE GOOD NEWS.

YEAH

TURNS OUT THERE'S A REWARD
FOR INFORMATION

LEADING TO THE RECOVERY OF
THE HIRSCHBAUM PENSION FUNDS --

$10,000.
WE'RE RICH.

Fritz:
THE ONLY HITCH IS,

IF YOU WERE WORKING
AS LAW ENFORCEMENT

AT THE TIME OF UNCOVERING
THE MONEY, YOU CAN'T COLLECT.

WELL, THAT'S PERFECT
BECAUSE WE WERE OFF-DUTY.

AH.

WELL, THEN
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO EXPLAIN

TO PROFESSIONAL STANDARDS

WHY YOU WERE USING
POLICE EQUIPMENT WHILE OFF-DUTY

TO PERFORM
A WARRANTLESS SEARCH.

SO, THAT MEANS...

THAT MEANS YOU CAN EITHER
ACCEPT THE REWARD AND RESIGN,

OR YOU CAN DECLINE IT
AND KEEP YOUR JOBS.

WELL, NOW --

HEY, I-I'M NOT
A POLICE OFFICER.

THAT'S RIGHT.
HE'S NOT.

BUT HOW WAS HE INSTRUMENTAL
IN UNCOVERING THE FUNDS?

OH, UH, WELL --

I BOUGHT THE CELLPHONE
THAT HIRSCHBAUM USED

TO REVEAL
HIS ILLEGAL MILLIONS.

THERE YOU GO.

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH
FOR ME.

HEY, BUZZ, WAIT.

WE'LL HELP YOU
FILL OUT THAT FORM.

YEAH. YEAH, YOU DO UNDERSTAND
WHAT THIS MEANS, RIGHT?

YES -- I'M RICH.

NO, YOU'RE SPLITTING IT
THREE WAYS.

FINE.

WE CAN EACH HAVE 1/3.

$200.