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Around the world,
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girls are brought up with fairy tales.
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Every fairy tale
has the same old story.
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The princess kisses a frog,
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who turns into a prince,
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and then they both live
happily ever after.
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I also believed it, sister!
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But my story starts...
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My story begins with "The End."
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And my fairy tale got screwed up.
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THIS STORY STARTED IN 1996, IN DELHI
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Chapter one.
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Delhi...
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1996.
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What a wonderful creature!
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Holy Priest,
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please perform a sacred ritual,
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so that this royal court
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is blessed with a child we can call ours.
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Offer this enchanted mango
to the princess.
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Once consumed,
she will surely conceive.
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Hold on. Wait a minute!
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That is not how babies are made.
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First, boys and girls need to have sex.
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Come, let me tell you
a not-so-perfect fairy tale.
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I'm the hero. Kanika Kapoor.
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- That's Dr. Kapoor, right?
- Yes.
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Which mother raises a child like this?
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Child out of wedlock!
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- Why does a child know this?
- Mother's a gynec, after all.
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What else will the daughter learn?
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Style icon?
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Really? Didn't you hear what she said?
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Who did you learn these dirty things from?
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From Mamma.
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Shameless!
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I don't want to confuse my child,
Mrs. Kukreja.
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- I run a home clinic and patients come...
- Mrs. Kapoor.
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Miss.
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Miss Kapoor.
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I'm sorry.
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Miss Kapoor.
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But if Kanika wants to stay
in this school,
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she will have to apologize
in front of the whole school.
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You see, it's very important
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- for her moral growth.
- Right.
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How will a lie help
in my child's moral growth?
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Kanika will not say sorry.
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- Kanika has to say sorry.
- No, she won't.
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- She will!
- My daughter will not say sorry!
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Kishori, Kanika won't say sorry.
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Bina, shut up!
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I am sorry, I said the wrong thing...
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- so, I'm very...
- Loser Kanika!
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Stop it! Silence.
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Loser Kanika!
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From a sworn princess to Loser Kanika!
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Nothing was normal in my life. Ever.
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- But could I change that?
- Are you sure?
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Hey, what's wrong with us?
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{\an8}Miss Kapoor!
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We clearly told you
we don't rent flats to single ladies.
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But you have a little daughter,
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so we allowed you.
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But bringing boyfriends over
won't be allowed.
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And that night,
Grandma made me realize
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that a spinster princess can never find
their "happily ever after."
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That's why, very early on in life,
I began...
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the R and D for my charming frog prince.
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Hit him.
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Maybe there was still hope
for my fairy tale.
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And the next chapter of life...
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"The seduction of youth!"
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Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart
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When two young hearts meet
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They are bound to surrender
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Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart
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Finally, I meet my charming frog prince.
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The real confusion starts now.
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Will you give me some, Virgin Kanika?
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I meant the Virgin Mojito!
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The princess in a fairy tale
is fed with all sorts of lousy notions.
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They say, "Just sit and smile coyly."
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Bullshit!
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If you don't go for it,
they call you a bore.
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If you go for it,
they call you a whore!
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So, what exactly
is a princess supposed to do?
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Once more!
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But Grandma says that if you
really want to be a princess,
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don't do it before marriage.
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Please?
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Or do you do it for true love?
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Sometimes?
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And then, my sweet 16
turned out to be sweet and spicy.
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I saw the garden of roses.
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Is this my happily ever after?
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Wonder when it happened
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Neither I know, nor does he
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And then all of a sudden, at 18,
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a twist in my dreamy fairy tale.
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Came, right?
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It's not necessary
that every love story reaches its climax.
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Learned this the hard way
from Frog Number One,
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Bunny Bhatia!
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Moving onto the rebellious 25.
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Introducing frog number two,
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Shekhar Sinha.
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And still, no happy ending!
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But what is life
without a little salt and spice
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that makes everything nice?
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Will you marry me?
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- Marry you?
- Yes.
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{\an8}Think about it.
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I'm 55.
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I'm a widower, I have a son...
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who is almost your age.
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{\an8}I'm on vitamins.
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I'll live for another 10-12 years.
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Maybe, with your love...
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another 15 years.
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After which, everything is yours.
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But until I am alive,
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every morning...
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I'll sing songs by Gulzar for you.
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He is a friend.
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My buddy.
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Okay.
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Professor.
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My heart longs for those moments
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When I just sit thinking of my beloved
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Shall I serve lunch?
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And will the young girl also eat?
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Yes, she will also eat.
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Listen,
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this is about our neighbor Mr. Gupta.
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He just passed away.
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His gardener came
to tell me to inform you.
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Gupta passed away.
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- Oh, no.
- Why are there clothes
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strewn around on the floor?
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You never listen!
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Got an attack again?
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This back pain starts here
and goes up to the neck!
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Could you help me with the shawl, please?
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Of course, I'll help you.
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Shall I fix an appointment for tomorrow?
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Yes, nanny. Please!
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Oh, my glasses.
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Another misfire!
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Me? I am a fighter.
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Keep calm and carry on.
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And then my almost perfect
frog number three,
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Rahul Kasturia.
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I'm so lucky I found you.
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Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart
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When two young hearts meet
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Not today.
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Are you cheating on me?
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No, I'm tired.
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Give me her name!
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Fuck.
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You need help.
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I really think you need help.
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You are the one who keeps saying
sex is not everything.
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So?
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The only way to console the poor
is to tell them
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that money is not everything, Rahul!
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The fuck is wrong with you, man!
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And after years of dejection,
several blows to the self-esteem
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in the relentless pursuit
of finding my prince charming,
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the woeful realization
dawned upon me at 30!
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I hope I am not the problem.
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I am the problem!
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Got dumped again!
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I don't want to die alone.
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Kanika, why are you lying on the floor?
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Laid on every bed possible, guys!
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So much trial and error,
but still no luck!
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Where is my prince charming?
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You'll find him.
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It'll happen when it has to happen!
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Right now, just have fun!
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Yeah, it's your 30th birthday!
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You're a mess! Let's go in.
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I've...
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I've never had an orgasm.
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Never?
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Tried everything?
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Yes, everything.
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This is because of the porn industry.
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They've hyped orgasms to another level!
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- Yeah!
- The man just touches the woman...
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and she cums.
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In real life, a lot of effort has to be
put in to get a woman to cum!
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Don't lecture me after your honeymoon!
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Such a show-off now that you're married!
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- You married my best friend!
- What are you saying?
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Hey!
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- How drunk are you all?! Come.
- And you...
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Fuck off.
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You've also married my best friend!
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Well, she's my wife now!
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- Come.
- I want to speak to Rahul.
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Look, when the timing is right...
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you'll find love up here and
the "happily ever after" down there.
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So, relax!
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Where is the right man, Tina?
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I am tired of searching for the right man.
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I think an arranged marriage
is best for me.
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I should say yes to Jeevan's proposal!
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Then you'll have to subscribe
to a porn channel for life!
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And today, on the eve of
my inglorious 32nd birthday.
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No more!
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I am done.
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The pain of waxing
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reduces with frequency.
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But the pain of a heartbreak
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stabs you in the fucking gut,
every time.
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Youth
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Get a bikini wax, Kanika.
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Or else wildlife will colonize this bush!
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No point, Auntie.
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No one visits these barren lands!
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But this hope...
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is a bitch!
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No matter how many times you fail,
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it keeps coming back and says,
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"Come on, give it one more shot!"
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Actually, Auntie.
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Why can't we have it all?
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The eternal love along
with the raunchy sex!
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Today is the day!
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Arjun Malhotra.
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Today the floodgates will open
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and how...
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Happy Birthday, ma'am.
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Thank you.
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{\an8}- Hi!
- Hi!
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Happy Birthday, bitch!
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Thank you, guys!
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- This is so nice!
- Hi.
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By the way, I heard
you're back in the market!
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Thank God, dude.
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I was almost getting nightmares
of Virgin Kanika from school.
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- Seriously.
- So funny!
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- Two years...
- What's up with her?
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Why is your daughter sulking?
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Did she come second in class?
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She's going through a breakup.
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- No!
- That first high school romance...
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Yeah, that.
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Guys, love is always true when you
fall for someone.
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Dude, it's exhausting, Kanika!
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Seriously.
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She would know best.
She falls in love every year!
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Hello!
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Sorry.
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Happy birthday.
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You wanna talk about it?
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Not today. I'll call you.
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Is this juice or...
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So we aren't going to
cut the cake in parking, Karan!
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Get it here!
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Just come fast. Yeah.
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Arjun isn't picking up my call.
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Don't worry, I'm in touch with him.
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He's coming for sure, right?
268
00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:47,583
- Yeah, yeah.
- Are you sure he was in touch with you?
269
00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:48,875
What are you both mumbling about?
270
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,291
Is he not showing up?
271
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,625
No! Obviously, he is coming!
272
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,041
Is he going to stand me up on my birthday?
273
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,291
Are you mad?!
274
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,833
Listen, tell me the truth.
275
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,166
Not at all, dude...
276
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,125
- Oh, look...
- Here.
277
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,625
- He's here.
- There he is!
278
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,541
He's handsome.
279
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:09,541
Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart
280
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:10,458
Kanika.
281
00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:12,000
When two young hearts meet
282
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,208
They are bound to surrender
283
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:17,125
Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart
284
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,833
When two young hearts meet
285
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,666
They are bound to surrender
286
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,041
Hey, swagger!
287
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:28,125
I find you sexy
288
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:29,708
That's Kanika.
289
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:30,625
Swagger!
290
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,708
Happy birthday.
291
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:32,708
Thank you.
292
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,625
That's Tina. That's Pallavi.
And that's Rushi.
293
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,666
Who's she?
294
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,166
Oh, my God, Kanika Didi!
295
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:40,083
I am a big fan of yours!
296
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,000
I see all your videos.
297
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,416
You know,
you are my favorite food blogger.
298
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,208
Wherever you go, I go.
299
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,375
Check out my profile.
300
00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:52,791
Oh, I am so sorry.
301
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,125
Rushi Kalra.
302
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,750
- Hi!
- I am a trainee chef.
303
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,000
- Nice to meet you.
- One selfie?
304
00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,875
Smile?
305
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,666
What the fuck, Arjun!
Who the hell is this?
306
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,875
This was a date.
307
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,625
- With?
- With Kanika, you fool! Who else?
308
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,750
Dude, she's 30-plus.
309
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,916
I respect her. Okay?
310
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,833
So?
311
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,458
Dude, please!
312
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,000
Me and Loser Kanika?
313
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,666
Where did you get this jacket?
314
00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:23,375
Ma'am, you need a chair?
315
00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:26,750
Of course, the more the merrier!
316
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,541
Put it down!
317
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,291
Looks nice, right?
318
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,875
Getting so many candles was a task, bro!
That's why it took time.
319
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,333
But I told them clearly.
320
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,708
My friend is turning 32.
I need 32 candles.
321
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,041
Couldn't you bring the candle
with the number on it?
322
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,250
- I said...
- You both are made for each other! Fools.
323
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,791
Happy birthday to you
324
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,875
Happy birthday
325
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,041
Wait a minute. Stop!
326
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,250
What happened?
327
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,125
One candle is extra!
328
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,000
I counted 33!
329
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,125
Your math is weak.
330
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,458
You ain't that old, babe!
331
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,833
Happy birthday to you
332
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,750
I get your missed call every night
333
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,541
Actually, a hundred times a night
Don't deny it!
334
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,500
What's on your mind?
335
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,750
Your tantrums make you
Who you are
336
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,333
They're soft on the inside
337
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:45,083
And a little cold on the outside
338
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:48,125
But that's a facade you put on
339
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,833
I can't help but think of you
340
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:53,458
I don't know what's happening to me
341
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:56,083
Now that I dialed your number
342
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,291
I am hooked
343
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,291
You pick up my call
344
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,916
But you say nothing but a yes
345
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,875
No matter what I say
346
00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,666
You either say "hmm" or a "yes"
347
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:05,125
It's my spell on you
348
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,333
No matter what I say
349
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,833
But you say nothing but a yes
350
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,416
But who's ravishing?
351
00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,083
You are ravishing!
352
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,250
What do I do?
353
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:19,250
You've captivated me!
354
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,833
Faces
355
00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:27,083
Such pretty ones!
356
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,333
But don't doubt me
357
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,791
You're hotter than all else
358
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,916
You're my heartbeat
359
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,250
I hold you close to me
360
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:35,125
You're like a drug
361
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,500
I'm getting addicted to you
362
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,750
But you played me
363
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,375
I thought you were sweet like sugar
364
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,583
When you called me your sweetheart
365
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,500
But you turned out to be spicy!
366
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,166
I can't help but think of you
367
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,875
I don't know what's happening to me
368
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,416
Now that I dialed your number
369
00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,750
I am hooked
370
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,166
You pick me my call
371
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,291
And say nothing but a yes
372
00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,333
No matter what I say
373
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,041
You either say "hmm" or a "yes"
374
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,375
It's my spell on you
375
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,708
But you say nothing but a yes
376
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,625
No matter what I say
377
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,291
You either say "hmm" or a "yes"
378
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,791
But who's ravishing?
379
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,500
You are ravishing!
380
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,625
What do I do?
381
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,791
{\an8}You've captivated me!
382
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:20,625
{\an8}Bartender,
383
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,541
{\an8}could you give me
a screaming orgasm, please?
384
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,458
{\an8}You know, I've never had one!
385
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,041
What?
386
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,000
No.
387
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:29,958
Never?
388
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,125
I'm a defective piece!
389
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,958
I get turned on by just looking
at myself in the mirror.
390
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,375
These days I am seeing
only doom in the mirror!
391
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,083
This is the very problem.
You've become negative.
392
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,875
It's not a medal.
393
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,625
You don't have to win it.
394
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,291
Sex is a blast.
395
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,375
Talking from experience.
396
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,750
You hooked up with Arjun?
397
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,000
Arjun?
398
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,458
Arjun, dear.
399
00:18:58,541 --> 00:18:59,791
Oh, Arjun.
400
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,958
No, dear.
401
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,541
I mean, he is sweet and all,
402
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,375
but I only do first base
with these uncle types.
403
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,500
Are you sure you're just 23?
404
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,833
You're too cute, babe!
405
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,000
- Fuck, babe!
- Sister!
406
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,833
I'm just an old prude.
407
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,166
Shall I give you some advice?
408
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,625
Do with the one who loves you.
409
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,833
Not the one whom you love.
410
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,250
What?
411
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,541
Okay, English?
412
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,625
"Do it with the person
413
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,500
who loves you.
414
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,333
Don't do it with
415
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:34,791
whom you love."
416
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,083
What happened?
417
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,708
Mom and Jeevika are sleeping here.
418
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,541
- There's no power in their room.
- Sorry.
419
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,250
Kanika... Oh, my God!
420
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,583
- Quiet...
- Sorry.
421
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,916
Kanika, you should have called me
from the party.
422
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,666
I would have picked you...
423
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:18,916
How do I look?
424
00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:25,083
You always look superlative!
425
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,708
No. How do I look today, right now?
426
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,500
Something new?
427
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,458
Something extra?
428
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,250
Something different?
429
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,208
Just think of it like this, dear...
430
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,250
that if mom wasn't home tonight, then...
431
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,166
Then?
432
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,666
Would you have taken advantage of me?
433
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,208
What are you saying, Kanika?
Never.
434
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,291
Why?
435
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,500
Take advantage of me.
436
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,166
You have my permission. Take it.
437
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,916
Please take advantage of me.
438
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,291
I have only one fantasy, Kanika.
439
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:04,583
What is it?
440
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,458
To see you wearing
441
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,250
just a T-shirt.
442
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,625
Mine.
443
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,500
And you are cuddled up to me.
444
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,541
Not bad.
445
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:16,875
Right here on this bed.
446
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,125
We are...
447
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,083
Yeah?
448
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,500
- I can feel the heat between us.
- Yeah. And then?
449
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:24,708
Then you...
450
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:26,000
No, I am stroking your hair.
451
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,541
- You delicately take off my glasses.
- Yes.
452
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,125
Outside, it's drizzling.
453
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,541
Snacks are served with tea.
454
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,125
We both enjoy the snacks.
455
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,458
And what about sex?
456
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,125
Kanika.
457
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:46,625
Oh, my mom!
458
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,083
- Oh, God!
- Mom!
459
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:54,000
Sorry!
460
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:56,416
Sorry, Auntie.
461
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,750
It's me, Kanika.
462
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,000
Kanika, at this hour?
463
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,666
It's my birthday.
464
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:02,708
Bless me.
465
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,916
God, I'll die!
466
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:06,375
Sorry.
467
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,375
Yo, Jeevika!
468
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,708
Happy birthday.
469
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:11,958
Thank you.
470
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,625
By the way, sis,
brother's room is that way.
471
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,833
Nothing's gonna happen there.
472
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,916
Make him also sleep
between Mom and you!
473
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,208
Go for it!
474
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,000
What happened?
475
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,416
Oh, Mom, are you hurt?
476
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:25,875
What are you doing here?
477
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,416
Gifting Kanika the bracelet
you got for her on her birthday.
478
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,625
Now, let's go. Let's go.
479
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,333
I'll drop her.
480
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:32,666
- Switch off the light.
- Bye!
481
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:33,708
Massage Mom's hands.
482
00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,666
Oh, this hurts!
483
00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:37,416
I don't need your help.
484
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,458
Yes, Kanika.
485
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,500
I'm telling you I can take care of myself.
486
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,375
I want to do it.
487
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:47,000
I want to take care of you.
488
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:52,708
Oh, my...
489
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,541
Hey.
490
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:27,916
Jeevan, I'll take it from here.
491
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,375
No, let me drop you in.
492
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:31,500
Why? Because I'm a woman?
493
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:32,916
No.
494
00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:34,666
And I have had too much to drink.
495
00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:35,833
I am drunk,
496
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,500
I won't have control of my steps.
497
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,708
I might fall down.
498
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:39,958
I might create a ruckus.
499
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:41,916
Not this time, dear.
500
00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:44,416
On this birthday...
501
00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:48,500
Loser Kanika won't cause any chaos.
502
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:50,666
Loser Kanika?
503
00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:54,375
You are a legend for me, Kanika.
504
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,625
You live the way you want to.
505
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,125
I'll be right behind you.
506
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:05,083
I won't let things get chaotic.
507
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:08,833
Take care.
508
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:26,708
Guard!
509
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,041
Where will I find a cab from?
510
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,791
- Yeah!
- I won!
511
00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:36,416
Happy birthday.
512
00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:38,666
Happy birthday, girl!
513
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,291
Where are you going? Come, join us.
514
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:43,166
No need for formality, Uncle.
It's 2:30 a.m.
515
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,458
No cheating, Malhotra.
I'll be right back.
516
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,041
Come, Kanu!
517
00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:50,291
Dr. Malhotra just gets nervous sometimes.
518
00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:52,875
But how are you home so early?
519
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,958
Why? Did I interrupt your play date?
520
00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:57,458
Don't be silly. But didn't you
go out with that guy...
521
00:24:57,541 --> 00:24:58,583
What's his name?
522
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
He's also Malhotra.
523
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,000
- What's his name?
- Arjun.
524
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:04,125
Arjun!
525
00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,291
How was it with him?
526
00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:08,583
Not as romantic as your night.
527
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:11,708
{\an8}So sorry.
528
00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:16,458
For tonight, or for life?
529
00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:24,208
Happy birthday to you
530
00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,791
Happy birthday, my baby doll!
531
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,041
Thank you, Grandma.
532
00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:29,958
- Come with me.
- Not now, Grandma.
533
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:32,125
Come, I have a surprise for you.
534
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,500
For my doll.
535
00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,166
Sit here.
536
00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:37,291
No. No, no, no.
537
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,041
Your liver will rot.
538
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,000
Say yes to Jeevan's marriage proposal.
539
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,333
{\an8}- What?
- Yes.
540
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,625
{\an8}He is such a lovely boy.
541
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,916
- Shit.
- Dropped you here in your car,
542
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,708
and poor fellow took a cab back home.
543
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:51,708
Grandma, I forgot to file my taxes!
You were supposed to remind me.
544
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:54,208
Instead, you are stalking me
through the window!
545
00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:58,375
I need to look out for you!
This house is doomed.
546
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,291
You are my responsibility, after all.
547
00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:01,458
Break it.
548
00:26:01,541 --> 00:26:03,000
Why is the Wi-Fi not working?
549
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,000
Hear me out.
550
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:06,666
If you get married this year,
551
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:10,250
then maybe in two years
you'll get pregnant.
552
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,000
Thirty-three, thirty-four...
553
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,791
She can get pregnant at 40
if she freezes her eggs.
554
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,208
So will she push babies out of the fridge?
555
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,041
When God has given her
a first-class apparatus to make babies,
556
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,708
why waste that blessing recklessly?
557
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,583
What recklessness, Grandma?
558
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,541
I'm just filing my tax certificate!
559
00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:29,625
What will you achieve
by filing your tax certificate?
560
00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:31,041
File for a marriage certificate!
561
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,708
Mom is single, Tina is divorced.
562
00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:37,333
{\an8}Tina's husband cheated on her, Grandma!
He had sex with someone else.
563
00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:38,291
Enough!
564
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:39,750
Tell me something new.
565
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,666
{\an8}He is a man. He will be a man.
566
00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:44,166
We as women have to hold
a marriage together.
567
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,791
What soap opera is brainwashing you?
568
00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,250
{\an8}Okay.
569
00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:48,500
Remember the time...
570
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:52,625
when you carried a baby like an armor
saying you were a revolutionary?
571
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,500
{\an8}Kept telling me that
the world was changing.
572
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:56,750
{\an8}All bogus!
573
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:58,000
{\an8}The world will never change!
574
00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,166
Then "Femi-sanam..."
575
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,166
Feminism.
576
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,916
Whatever it is,
that is what has brainwashed women!
577
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:05,625
Any problem, Bina?
578
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
You problem!
579
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,708
- The Kapoor family's fate is the problem!
- Kishori.
580
00:27:10,791 --> 00:27:12,916
- Kishori, please.
- Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
581
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,666
- What's going on?
- Your son is older than Kanika.
582
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,583
You talk to me.
583
00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:17,541
Right?
584
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,666
- Then why do you shamelessly come here?
- You...
585
00:27:19,916 --> 00:27:22,166
- What the hell is going on?
- Relax.
586
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:23,333
- Every day is the same nuisance!
- You...
587
00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:25,375
- Your boyfriend stinks of alcohol!
- You do this every day!
588
00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:27,833
- Please! This can't be a daily drama!
- Have a drink.
589
00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:29,083
Can I live my life?
590
00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:31,666
- This is not a pub, it's my house!
- I did nothing wrong.
591
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,250
- Stop it!
- I'll do what I want.
592
00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,250
- I have a life!
- What life?
593
00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:38,291
Hey, Kanu!
594
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:39,416
Oh, Lord!
595
00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:41,666
There she screws up again.
596
00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:52,208
Kanika Kapoor is no more.
597
00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:56,208
Yes. Everyone is saying she was drunk
and slipped off the staircase.
598
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,208
So sad!
599
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,833
But what was her problem?
600
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:02,916
Kanika's problem was that
601
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,291
she always played way outside her league.
602
00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:07,041
For instance,
he would have said yes to her.
603
00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:08,833
Right?
604
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,416
Or even these men.
605
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:14,666
But to dream of me?
606
00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:16,916
Cute.
607
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,958
Her problem was
that she didn't know what she wanted.
608
00:28:21,041 --> 00:28:22,291
Local beer,
609
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:23,666
or vintage wine.
610
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:26,666
One night stand or lifelong comfort.
611
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,458
Her problem was
that she didn't want a boyfriend,
612
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,916
she wanted a superhero.
613
00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,000
If she gets hurt,
he should become her daddy.
614
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:35,125
And if she cries,
615
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:36,458
he should become her counselor.
616
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:38,750
It's best for her that she died.
617
00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:40,833
She was alone anyway.
618
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,958
Otherwise, she would
have turned out like me.
619
00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:44,500
- Bimla!
- Single till the end.
620
00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:45,583
Coming!
621
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,750
Kanika's only problem was...
622
00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,083
that she didn't say yes to my proposal.
623
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,250
Otherwise, her casket
wouldn't be decorated with flowers...
624
00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,458
but with wedding jewelry.
625
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,125
No, Son, don't cry.
626
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:00,875
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
627
00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,458
Everyone here is giving
her too much credit.
628
00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,916
I'll tell you
what Kanika Kapoor's real problem was.
629
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,708
She didn't know how to pleasure men.
630
00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:10,375
You know, she was vanilla in bed.
631
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,083
These days women wear colorful ones.
632
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:39,583
- Really?
- Yeah, all lacy and frilly ones.
633
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
But what color?
634
00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:42,041
Red.
635
00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:43,583
And blue.
636
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:44,958
But for whom?
637
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,708
And yellow for Mrs. Sharma.
638
00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:48,708
Grandma, am I losing my mind?
639
00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:52,708
It's not your fault.
640
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,166
It's in our genes.
641
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:57,666
Are the Kapoor women cursed?
642
00:29:58,291 --> 00:30:00,333
That we all will die single?
643
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:02,416
There are no curses or miracles.
644
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:05,625
We are given a choice
every step of the way.
645
00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:08,791
Life shapes up based
on the choices we make.
646
00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:10,458
Your mother also had a choice.
647
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:13,083
But she trashed it.
648
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,708
Now, it's your turn.
649
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:34,291
I am a traveler on the road of love
650
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,000
Yes, dear?
651
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,041
Last night you were on a roll.
652
00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:40,000
Jeevan, it's a yes.
653
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:42,583
When do we get engaged?
654
00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:48,500
You want to get married, right?
655
00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:56,666
Jeevan, are you crying?
656
00:30:58,708 --> 00:30:59,625
I would marry you right now.
657
00:31:00,791 --> 00:31:01,750
Like now.
658
00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:03,208
Now...
659
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:04,708
Hell...
660
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,083
Hello?
661
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:07,416
Kanika?
662
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:18,708
My doll!
663
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,083
Thank you, God.
664
00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:24,666
Have you completely lost your mind?
665
00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:26,416
Wedding? That too with Jeevan?
666
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:28,166
Why?
667
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:29,666
What's the problem?
668
00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:31,750
He loves me. He respects me.
669
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:34,041
I know he isn't as cool as us, so what?
670
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:37,250
I'm a catch for him, so what?
671
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,416
He's self-made and successful.
672
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,333
He owns four shops.
He'll keep me happy.
673
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,333
Shops of hand showers!
674
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:44,375
But at least a hand shower
is better than a hand job.
675
00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:46,750
Virgin Kanika!
676
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,666
Mean girls!
677
00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,750
We can never be equals!
678
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,750
Mean girls!
679
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:57,708
We can never be equals!
680
00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,541
Just kidding, babe.
681
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,791
Saw your snaps last night on Instapix.
682
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,333
Arjun Malhotra.
683
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,875
Isn't he a little too young for you?
684
00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,250
Babe, you know Kanika's taste.
685
00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,041
Either a wheelchair
686
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:11,125
or a pram.
687
00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:12,083
She's engaged.
688
00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:15,875
Yes. Kanu is sorted for life.
689
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:17,916
- Sorted?
- What?
690
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
He's in retail.
691
00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:21,500
Hand... Hardware.
692
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:23,583
Very rich. Old money and all.
693
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:24,916
Old money?
694
00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:25,875
Yeah.
695
00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:28,375
I'm engaged.
696
00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:30,416
You guys must come for the engagement.
697
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,833
It's a special invitation.
698
00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:34,666
So happy for you, babe.
699
00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:36,458
Really?
700
00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:37,708
Genuinely.
701
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:42,166
After all, can't sit alone at home forever
and be happy watching porn.
702
00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:43,958
Right.
703
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:46,208
It's Rabeya's turn!
704
00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:47,416
Rabeya!
705
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,958
Let's go. Come on.
706
00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:49,916
- I have a sprain!
- Wait a sec.
707
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,208
Excuse me.
708
00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:52,791
Excuse me.
709
00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:53,916
Rabeya!
710
00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:55,500
Rabeya!
711
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,916
Hi!
712
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,000
Your mom is too cute, yo!
713
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,500
She's single. You wanna be my dad?
714
00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:08,250
- No.
- Okay, Miss Wedding Planner,
715
00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:09,875
let's start planning for the D-day.
716
00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:12,333
I'll faint out of excitement!
717
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,083
Fuck this shit, guys!
718
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:17,041
Do I not have the right
to celebrate something in life?
719
00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:19,541
On my birthday,
I'm dreaming of my funeral.
720
00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,083
That's a fucking sad life!
721
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,208
What do you want to celebrate?
722
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:24,833
Death of your desires?
723
00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:26,958
Or a lifetime of vanilla in bed?
724
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:29,166
- Excuse me?
- What do you mean?
725
00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:30,916
Does marriage mean vanilla in bed?
726
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,083
No and, one second.
What are you trying to say?
727
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,250
That Jeevan is impotent?
728
00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:37,500
Exactly. For all we know,
he could be the don of sex.
729
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:38,416
I think he is.
730
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,583
Yeah, right.
731
00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:41,583
His name is Jeevan Anand.
732
00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,375
That's the name of an insurance policy!
733
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:44,541
You both know that, right?
734
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,791
And have you seen his face?
735
00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:48,750
He looks like a virgin!
Can he even get it up?
736
00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:50,625
Well, if he can't, we'll get it up!
737
00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:52,041
Our actions will speak louder than words!
738
00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:54,958
Look, guys.
739
00:33:56,041 --> 00:33:57,958
Whatever it is,
I don't want to die alone.
740
00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,041
Okay?
741
00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:01,625
Go, Rabeya!
742
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,125
It's not that deep, bro!
743
00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:08,916
{\an8}Women love to complicate their lives
by over-analyzing.
744
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,833
{\an8}Oh!
745
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:11,416
{\an8}You all want a hot guy,
746
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,416
{\an8}but you also want depth
in that relationship.
747
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,458
Why suffer so much?
748
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,208
It's just marriage.
749
00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:18,250
Don't overthink.
750
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,208
Just do it.
751
00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,208
Watch TV together every day.
752
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,625
Dinner dates on the weekends.
753
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:27,166
Hopefully, you have sex every 10-15 days.
754
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:30,333
And then every two or three months,
off to a hill station.
755
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:31,541
There's your happiness!
756
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,583
If you want extra happiness,
757
00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:37,333
pop a beer during the day.
758
00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:39,458
Order a fancy meal.
759
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,583
And there you go, happy, happy!
760
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,208
These savings were for her food business.
761
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,875
Now she wants to buy a bridal trousseau!
762
00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:48,833
So?
763
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,250
Can't the plans change?
764
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:52,583
This is a hasty decision.
765
00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:55,833
Maybe I should have gotten
pregnant like you, too. Right?
766
00:34:58,583 --> 00:34:59,500
Be right back.
767
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,291
Why would I have married your father?
768
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:09,291
He didn't love me.
769
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,583
He pitied me.
770
00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:12,375
Because I was pregnant with you.
771
00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:14,916
That marriage would have been
a tick mark, that's it.
772
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:17,458
And this seems no different.
773
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,375
What's your problem, Mom?
774
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:22,208
I am getting married out of my own will.
775
00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:24,083
You should be bloody happy for me, Mom.
776
00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:25,958
- Kanu...
- No, you are the greatest.
777
00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:29,333
You are a revolutionary.
You've scaled peaks. But I have not.
778
00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:30,750
This marriage will be a tick mark, right?
779
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:32,583
I'm okay with a tick mark. Okay?
780
00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:34,291
Kanu!
781
00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:41,375
Save some money for yourself.
782
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,416
You'll need it soon!
783
00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:46,375
{\an8}Not everyone has this privilege, Kanu!
784
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:52,416
Your beloved is here to wed you
785
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,333
Come, Jeevan.
786
00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:57,875
- Say yes, and come along!
- Mummy, my button...
787
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,875
Oh!
788
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,166
My heart sings
789
00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:07,166
Even if you cannot hear it
790
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,458
Oh!
791
00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:12,208
I've stolen your heart
792
00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:16,958
And fled even if you're still to choose me
793
00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:19,916
Why am I inadequate, my love?
794
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,291
I'm here to wed you
795
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:24,833
I dream about you night and day
796
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,750
Listen to me
797
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,541
I cannot stop loving you
798
00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:31,916
I cannot stop listening to my heart
799
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,416
I want to bequeath you
my sweetest memories...
800
00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:38,666
It's a lonely road
801
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:42,000
- The road of love. Will we unite?
- Kanika?
802
00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:45,125
-It will be dawn once the night is gone
-Smoke?
803
00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:46,125
What's it?
804
00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:53,875
Toys for the after-party!
805
00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:57,375
What is all this?
806
00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:00,208
It's the time to disco, baby!
807
00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:04,583
Well done.
808
00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:06,541
This rose is to misuse,
809
00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,375
seduce, and let out the juice!
810
00:37:09,791 --> 00:37:10,833
You guys are crazy.
811
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:27,458
Oh!
812
00:37:27,541 --> 00:37:29,583
My heart sings
813
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:34,833
Even if you cannot hear it
814
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,333
Got a small instead of a medium, right?
815
00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:38,291
{\an8}You're looking nice.
816
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,000
Screw nice! I want to look like a catch!
Steaming! Hot!
817
00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:42,833
People need to go crazy.
818
00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:45,083
{\an8}Why are all women in denial, bro?
819
00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,708
Don't compare your waistline with anyone!
820
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,208
{\an8}But it is natural.
821
00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:51,208
That's not natural.
822
00:37:51,291 --> 00:37:53,166
Baby, your cholesterol
level is not natural.
823
00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:56,458
Have some apples for once, man.
824
00:37:56,666 --> 00:37:59,208
{\an8}Who eats healthy on a picnic?
825
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:03,208
Okay then, I'm fasting for your long life,
and you want to make me a widow.
826
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:05,958
{\an8}What do you mean widow?
827
00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:08,833
Why are you scolding me
like our school principal?
828
00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:11,333
{\an8}Do I ever say anything to you
when you drink like a fish?
829
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:12,500
Have I ever called you a drunkard?
830
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,083
Do I ever call you out? I don't, right?
831
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,500
{\an8}Actually, you do you.
No doctor can tell you better.
832
00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,250
{\an8}I'm fed up of being told what to do!
833
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:22,750
{\an8}"Karan, do this. Karan, do that.
Karan, sit there. Karan, sleep there.
834
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,458
- Karan, don't wear this T-shirt."
- Guys!
835
00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:25,875
{\an8}I've been listening to you
ever since we got married.
836
00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:26,833
I'm not a child!
837
00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:28,958
Your beloved is here to wed you
838
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:34,083
Say yes, and come along!
839
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,125
Oh!
840
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,208
My heart sings
841
00:38:57,625 --> 00:39:02,333
Even if you cannot hear it
842
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:04,625
Oh!
843
00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:07,416
I've stolen your heart
844
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:11,750
And fled even if you're still to choose me
845
00:39:13,541 --> 00:39:14,458
I'll die.
846
00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:18,000
We were almost going to do it.
847
00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:20,375
Like, we made out and everything.
848
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:21,875
Everything was going smoothly.
849
00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:26,250
And then,
by mistake, I touched his crotch.
850
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,791
I flipped out.
851
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:31,291
The first time should be special.
852
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,958
In the confusion of to-do or not-to-do,
853
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:36,375
I made a funeral out of it!
854
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,125
By the way, your boy Rohan,
855
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:40,125
is he even a good kisser?
856
00:39:41,958 --> 00:39:43,333
It starts off well,
857
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,875
and then it gets really sloppy.
858
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,208
You also did it in high school, right?
859
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,416
So what?
860
00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:53,000
No big deal.
861
00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:54,833
First love, true love,
862
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,375
it's all bullshit, Rabeya!
863
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,625
It was pointless of me
to put pressure on my virginity.
864
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,000
I think you're right.
865
00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,625
I am also putting a lot of pressure
on my virginity!
866
00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:06,791
Excuse me! That's not what I'm saying.
867
00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,583
Boys are assholes, Rabeya.
868
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,125
They fuck you up emotionally,
869
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,166
and then you'll constantly
doubt yourself...
870
00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:16,500
Look,
871
00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:18,125
what I am trying to say...
872
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:20,958
is that don't pressurize yourself.
873
00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:23,416
Do it when you're ready.
874
00:40:26,041 --> 00:40:26,916
Let's go home now.
875
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,375
Jeevan and his friends
are coming home for dinner!
876
00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:30,500
Come on.
877
00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:33,875
Don't look there.
878
00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:35,291
- What are you looking at?
- Don't look there.
879
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:37,333
Dearest Brother-in-law!
880
00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:41,333
Your turn now.
881
00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:45,333
Come on. Come.
882
00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:46,666
- Go on.
- Let's dance.
883
00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:44,541
KANIKA'S JEEVAN
WELCOME TO THE ENGAGEMENT
884
00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:45,791
- Hello. How are you?
- Welcome.
885
00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,416
{\an8}Congratulations!
886
00:41:48,916 --> 00:41:50,708
My to-be son-in-law!
887
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,208
Come here.
888
00:41:52,291 --> 00:41:53,583
- You look pretty.
- Namaste.
889
00:41:53,708 --> 00:41:55,041
- Hello.
- Who is he?
890
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:00,708
You are still working on the decor!
891
00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,916
Yesterday was the deadline!
892
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:04,333
What the...
893
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,416
Kanika ma'am said
she doesn't need this anymore!
894
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,125
She has downed two painkillers
895
00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,500
and a vodka shot.
896
00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:10,500
She is ready!
897
00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:28,916
Tell me something
898
00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:31,500
Haven't you walked in alone?
899
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,666
Glad you are at the club tonight
900
00:42:33,916 --> 00:42:36,250
What excuse did you make at home?
901
00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:38,166
Why are you looking so lonely?
902
00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:41,083
We are in the club
So you might as well show me
903
00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:43,000
Pour that drink up slowly
904
00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:44,875
'Cause I don't wanna go home
905
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,458
I wanna see you back it up
906
00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:48,000
Back it up, one time now
907
00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:50,416
Back it up, back it up two times
908
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,000
Back it up, back it up, and rewind now
909
00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:55,583
I wanna see you pull up, pull up, yeah
910
00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:58,458
When you mix magic
In the wine, my desi girl
911
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:00,458
I get high
912
00:43:00,666 --> 00:43:02,875
Don't mind me tonight, desi girl
913
00:43:02,958 --> 00:43:05,333
You got me grinding up on you
914
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:08,083
When you mix magic
In the wine, my desi girl
915
00:43:08,166 --> 00:43:10,125
I get high
916
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,333
Don't mind me tonight, desi girl
917
00:43:12,416 --> 00:43:14,958
You got me grinding up on you
918
00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:37,375
- Kanika Kapoor.
- Yes.
919
00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:39,625
You've inspired me!
920
00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:40,750
Me?
921
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:42,166
How?
922
00:43:42,416 --> 00:43:43,875
I am also thinking of settling down.
923
00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:45,208
No!
924
00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:46,250
With Rushi?
925
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,083
- Are you gonna propose?
- No.
926
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:51,208
We broke up.
927
00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:53,208
I'm so sorry, Arjun.
928
00:43:53,291 --> 00:43:54,625
I had no idea.
929
00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:55,583
Not at all.
930
00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:57,333
Okay.
931
00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:00,375
What is this?
932
00:44:02,916 --> 00:44:03,875
Is that a serpent?
933
00:44:04,666 --> 00:44:06,708
Yeah, it's a serpent.
934
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,208
I find serpents very sexy.
935
00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:12,166
Let this moment not break
936
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,666
-Bring me closer to you
-Excuse me.
937
00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:17,416
Hold me tight
938
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:20,500
DJ, let me hear you pull up
Pull up, yeah!
939
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,416
When you mix magic
In the wine, my desi girl
940
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,416
I get high
941
00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:27,750
Don't mind me tonight, desi girl
942
00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:30,250
You got me grinding' up on you
943
00:44:30,416 --> 00:44:33,041
When you mix magic
In the wine, my desi girl
944
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:35,083
I get high
945
00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:37,333
Don't mind me tonight, desi girl
946
00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:39,833
You got me grinding' up on you
947
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,916
Rahul!
948
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:42,958
Thank you for coming.
949
00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,666
I feel this should be the title
of my autobiography.
950
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:46,583
Waiter!
951
00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:49,416
- I feel we are going to fight again.
- Why?
952
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,541
You really bullshitted me, right?
953
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:57,958
A big fat Indian wedding!
The decor, the glam!
954
00:44:58,041 --> 00:44:59,333
"I don't want commitment.
955
00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:00,625
I'm too cool!"
956
00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:03,125
Yeah, that thing people say,
"Me and my solitude."
957
00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:05,083
That might be very
tempting to other people.
958
00:45:05,166 --> 00:45:08,625
But solitude for me, really sucks!
959
00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,500
You don't need to explain anything to me.
960
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:12,458
I get you, Kanika Kapoor.
961
00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:13,750
I get you.
962
00:45:29,625 --> 00:45:31,375
First, hear me out
963
00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:33,166
And hold your glass up
964
00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:35,666
I haven't come alone
I've come with my girls
965
00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:38,250
But I am a little high right now
966
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:40,833
And I slip when I hear you talk
967
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:44,125
You've got a swagger in your walk
968
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,500
You are conquering hearts along the way
969
00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:48,375
Toast to that
970
00:45:48,541 --> 00:45:50,125
Your bravado is attractive
971
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,291
Let this moment not break
972
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:53,791
Bring me closer to you
973
00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,541
Hold me tight
974
00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:59,541
DJ, let me hear you pull up
Pull up, yeah!
975
00:45:59,833 --> 00:46:02,541
When you mix magic
In the wine, my desi girl
976
00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:04,625
I get high
977
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,791
Don't mind me tonight, desi girl
978
00:46:06,875 --> 00:46:09,375
You got me grinding' up on you
979
00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:12,208
When you mix magic
In the wine, my desi girl
980
00:46:12,291 --> 00:46:14,208
I get high
981
00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:16,375
Don't mind me tonight, desi girl
982
00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:18,916
You got me grinding' up on you
983
00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:24,833
Oh, my!
984
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,750
Is this the Professor
or his younger brother?
985
00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:30,208
Someone broke my heart
and left me a few years back.
986
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:31,875
Just burning calories
to mend that broken heart.
987
00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:34,541
After our breakup,
you've become sexy and hot!
988
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:35,958
But be careful,
989
00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:37,708
don't slip a disc again.
990
00:46:37,791 --> 00:46:39,125
Who will have your back now?
991
00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:40,333
If fate has it,
992
00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:42,291
someone will come by.
993
00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,541
Like you found someone.
994
00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:45,291
"Jee-won!"
995
00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:49,166
I wasn't looking for "someone".
I was looking for "the one".
996
00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:51,125
This is for you.
997
00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:52,500
It's written by me.
998
00:46:53,791 --> 00:46:54,708
For you.
999
00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:55,916
Read it when you're alone.
1000
00:46:58,583 --> 00:46:59,500
Hello.
1001
00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:03,250
I am Kanika's plus one.
1002
00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:04,708
You?
1003
00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:05,791
I am her minus one.
1004
00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:08,666
Professor.
1005
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,875
Oh!
1006
00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:10,875
Guru.
1007
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:13,041
- What are you doing, Jeevan?
- What...
1008
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:15,583
How do you manage to look this young?
1009
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:16,708
I am young!
1010
00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:18,208
Oh, yes, the chiseled jawline!
1011
00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:20,000
- Excuse me.
- Yes.
1012
00:47:20,541 --> 00:47:21,416
Come, kids, it's time.
1013
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,333
That's my mom.
1014
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,916
- Hello, Mom.
- Hello.
1015
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,833
Don't mind me tonight, desi girl
You got me grinding' up on you
1016
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:30,416
DJ, hold it!
1017
00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:32,000
Wait, Pinky!
1018
00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,208
- Come.
- Come on.
1019
00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:34,791
Here's the mic.
1020
00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:37,291
Ladies and gentlemen.
1021
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,875
This is our darling.
1022
00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:44,833
Like our Jeevan calls her...
1023
00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:46,500
superlative.
1024
00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:50,125
And now...
1025
00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:54,208
that my brother is unlocking his dreams,
1026
00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:57,166
so why shouldn't we be the ones
to gift him the key?
1027
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,583
Come, come, uncle.
1028
00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:01,291
Wow! Not bad!
1029
00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:03,541
{\an8}- What's this?
- They'll explain.
1030
00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:06,041
{\an8}So from today,
1031
00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:07,833
{\an8}- Jeevan and Kanika's new address is...
- Uncle.
1032
00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,333
B-141, Punjabi Bagh.
1033
00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:11,791
{\an8}Dream house for the dream team!
1034
00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,041
Come on, play!
1035
00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:17,958
Come, come. Look. One second.
1036
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:29,541
Love birds have finally set foot
In their adobe
1037
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:35,958
We welcome the daughter-in-law
As our own
1038
00:48:37,791 --> 00:48:43,708
Your mother-in-law and sister
Will be the guiding light
1039
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:45,541
Amazing.
1040
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:56,208
To dispel all loneliness from our hearts
1041
00:48:56,416 --> 00:49:01,083
Can't wait for you to add
Your magic touch
1042
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,041
Shut the fuck up!
1043
00:49:26,916 --> 00:49:29,250
Welcome to the family!
1044
00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:31,958
Yes! Wonderful!
1045
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,958
Congratulations!
1046
00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:35,250
Come on.
1047
00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:36,958
Stand here.
1048
00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:38,166
Yeah, it's alright!
1049
00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:39,458
- Don't forget the key!
- Move.
1050
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:40,791
Oh, you move there!
1051
00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:42,083
Yeah, be with him.
1052
00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:44,125
Awesome.
1053
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:46,125
- Oh!
- Will you marry me?
1054
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,500
My sweet son!
1055
00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:53,666
Wow, she said yes.
1056
00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:55,166
Congratulations!
1057
00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:59,000
Live long and prosper, my child.
1058
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,791
Punjabis rule the world!
1059
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,583
Are you freaking out?
1060
00:50:19,666 --> 00:50:20,625
Obviously.
1061
00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,083
Didn't you say it's just marriage?
Don't overthink it. Just do it.
1062
00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:24,791
Me? When?
1063
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:28,083
Forget it.
1064
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,791
Just drink your fears away!
1065
00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:32,041
Rock it.
1066
00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:36,333
Kanika looks like she's on cloud nine!
1067
00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:38,125
Marriage is suiting her.
1068
00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:39,500
When she was dating me,
1069
00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:40,791
you must be worried, right?
1070
00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,375
What's there to worry about?
1071
00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:43,708
Everyone makes mistakes.
1072
00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,125
Haven't we made enough?
1073
00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:47,541
Thank you.
1074
00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:48,958
You're right.
1075
00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,708
Move past the old mistakes.
1076
00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:52,875
Make new ones.
1077
00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:54,041
Fresh ones.
1078
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:58,333
Hey!
1079
00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:01,791
Still single?
1080
00:51:03,041 --> 00:51:03,958
Always.
1081
00:51:04,916 --> 00:51:05,791
And you?
1082
00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:07,291
Always.
1083
00:51:08,916 --> 00:51:10,166
By the way, what are you doing tomorrow?
1084
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:13,708
I want you to meet
the ageless poet Gulzar.
1085
00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:14,750
He's my buddy.
1086
00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:15,875
Really?
1087
00:51:15,958 --> 00:51:17,291
I love his poetry!
1088
00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:20,333
I'll give you a call. Cheers!
1089
00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:11,916
Why does everything feel so right today?
1090
00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,583
So perfect.
1091
00:52:23,291 --> 00:52:25,416
Maybe the drinks are kicking in.
1092
00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:30,333
Or maybe I was never the problem.
1093
00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:39,625
Maybe the problem was my idea of love.
1094
00:52:42,416 --> 00:52:45,875
Maybe Prince Charming doesn't exist.
1095
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:53,000
I think Grandma is right.
1096
00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:57,500
"We are given a choice
every step of the way.
1097
00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:01,208
Life shapes up
based on the choices we make."
1098
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:07,916
Okay then,
1099
00:53:08,666 --> 00:53:10,333
I've made my choice today.
1100
00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:14,000
Screw these fairy tales.
1101
00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:16,333
Burn the frog prince.
1102
00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:17,625
From today,
1103
00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:21,291
no more Loser Kanika.
1104
00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:26,833
Only Mrs. Kanika Jeevan Anand.
1105
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,541
"Happily ever after" is a myth.
1106
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,666
Happy is good enough.
1107
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,458
Kanu, I can't handle it!
1108
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:09,625
We've become old!
1109
00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:11,500
My head is exploding.
1110
00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:13,500
Can't party like 16 anymore!
1111
00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:15,708
I got it, Tina.
1112
00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:18,708
My head is pounding.
1113
00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:21,000
Tina, it happened.
1114
00:55:21,125 --> 00:55:22,583
By the way, that babe Rushi,
1115
00:55:22,666 --> 00:55:24,958
what a firecracker!
1116
00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:26,666
She's so funny!
1117
00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:28,833
I've never seen anyone
burn the dance floor
1118
00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:31,708
with such heavenly moves. I was like...
1119
00:55:31,791 --> 00:55:33,375
I was in heaven, Tina!
1120
00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:37,041
I finally had an orgasm!
1121
00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:38,083
What!
1122
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,166
Sorry.
1123
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:44,458
I told you.
1124
00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,916
I told you Jeevan is the don of sex.
1125
00:55:47,791 --> 00:55:50,041
What position did you surrender in?
1126
00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,875
The nation wants to know!
1127
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:53,416
I am not sure!
1128
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:55,500
Bro, did it happen once or multiple?
1129
00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:56,625
And how long did he last?
1130
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,250
Did he cuddle you?
1131
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,416
Were my DVDs helpful?
1132
00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:09,750
Cool.
1133
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,041
Did you use the condom or not?
1134
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:12,625
Or did you keep going
in the spur of the moment?
1135
00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:14,833
And hats off to Jeevan.
1136
00:56:14,916 --> 00:56:15,750
Jeevan!
1137
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,041
- Who's the one?
- Jeevan!
1138
00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:19,625
- Who's the one?
- Jeevan!
1139
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:21,416
I'm not sure, guys!
1140
00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:25,166
I am not sure.
1141
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,875
Was it Jeevan, or...
1142
00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:30,416
I am not sure.
1143
00:56:36,166 --> 00:56:37,458
It has to be Jeevan.
1144
00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:39,083
You were stuck to him like glue.
1145
00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:40,166
I saw it.
1146
00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:42,333
She was also glued to the Professor!
1147
00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:44,375
And also with Arjun.
1148
00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:45,875
Well, don't forget Rahul.
1149
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:48,000
And also with that sweet vendor. So what?
1150
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:49,041
With who?
1151
00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:50,833
Well...
1152
00:56:52,166 --> 00:56:53,208
Gopal!
1153
00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:56,708
I wanna have some sugar!
1154
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,291
Gopal!
1155
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:03,250
Looks like Gopal got
some sugar last night.
1156
00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:05,208
Shut up! Idiot.
1157
00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,791
She is a sucker for drama,
and you are fueling the fire.
1158
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,833
Kanu, it has to be Jeevan!
1159
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,500
He took the room key from me last night.
1160
00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:14,583
He indulged in pre-marital sex.
1161
00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:16,125
Right?
1162
00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:18,541
Jeevan has done
what no one in your life could do.
1163
00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:20,125
And instead of revering him,
1164
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:21,416
you are dismissing him.
1165
00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:23,916
Heartless!
1166
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,166
You're right, I'm heartless.
1167
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,250
Yes.
1168
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:33,916
- I'm heartless.
- Yeah.
1169
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:36,208
- It has to be Jeevan.
- Yes.
1170
00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:37,416
- Right?
- Of course.
1171
00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:38,750
Okay, let's go.
1172
00:57:39,666 --> 00:57:40,500
Go where?
1173
00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:41,666
- Come on.
- But where?
1174
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:42,958
- Hurry!
- Yeah, okay.
1175
00:57:46,458 --> 00:57:47,625
- Yo, Jeevika.
- Hey!
1176
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,458
Sister-in-law?
So early in the morning?
1177
00:57:50,541 --> 00:57:51,500
Where's my Jeevan?
1178
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000
You aren't tired, I see.
1179
00:57:54,416 --> 00:57:55,458
No, thanks.
1180
00:57:56,625 --> 00:57:58,125
- I told you...
- Hello, Auntie.
1181
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:00,916
Bless you and always be happy!
1182
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,166
You set the dance floor
on fire last night.
1183
00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:06,208
Auntie, where's Jeevan?
1184
00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:07,791
- He's sleeping upstairs.
- Okay.
1185
00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:08,833
- Wait up.
- Yes?
1186
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:12,666
Didn't you guys
pull an all-nighter last night?
1187
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,041
Mom, it wasn't just a late-nighter,
1188
00:58:14,375 --> 00:58:16,833
our prince came home early morning today!
1189
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:38,166
Good morning, dear.
1190
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,833
Good morning, dear.
1191
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,541
Jeevan...
1192
00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:44,458
wake up.
1193
00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:46,083
Okay.
1194
00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:48,125
Good morning.
1195
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:52,041
- Kanika?
- Jeevan.
1196
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,500
Now just concentrate on this, okay?
1197
00:58:55,791 --> 00:58:57,833
I didn't register anything last night.
1198
00:58:58,416 --> 00:59:01,041
Seems like you are still tipsy.
1199
00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,625
Call me tipsy if you like,
but I want to reach heaven again.
1200
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,375
So, let loose now.
1201
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,500
And let's loosen these clothes.
1202
00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:15,166
Hold on, dear.
1203
00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:16,416
Mom!
1204
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,000
Don't hold it in, Jeevan.
1205
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,958
You made me reach the closest to heaven.
1206
00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:21,500
- Can't hold on now.
- What happened?
1207
00:59:21,666 --> 00:59:23,333
Oh, my God! Kanika!
1208
00:59:25,583 --> 00:59:26,958
Kanika. Oh, my God!
1209
00:59:28,291 --> 00:59:29,500
Kanika, yes!
1210
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,416
Thanks.
1211
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:44,875
It's the...
1212
01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:48,708
first time we got this far,
1213
01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:50,375
so...
1214
01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:53,708
I couldn't control it.
1215
01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:58,083
But what about last night?
1216
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,250
No...
1217
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,208
you were dropping hints all night.
1218
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,291
But then suddenly,
1219
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:06,750
you took the room key from me...
1220
01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:08,583
and disappeared into the night.
1221
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:13,583
Are you upset with me?
1222
01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:17,416
No, Jeevan.
1223
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,916
I have gotten so used to
being naughty with you in my dreams.
1224
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:25,750
This was finally happening for real...
1225
01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:28,541
and I couldn't hold back.
1226
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,250
Jeevan, can I give you a hug?
1227
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:54,458
Didn't ask for permission
while being naughty.
1228
01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,791
You are a cheater!
1229
01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:09,000
I love you.
1230
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,708
What the hell is happening here?
1231
01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:22,166
You've slept with someone else
on your engagement night.
1232
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:25,000
So you're definitely not attracted
to your fiance.
1233
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,708
- Then, why the drama?
- Hold on a second.
1234
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,625
Men do it all the time.
1235
01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:30,791
At their bachelor parties,
they leave no stone unturned,
1236
01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:33,291
and then they show up at their own wedding
like nothing ever happened.
1237
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:35,166
It's a tradition.
1238
01:02:35,666 --> 01:02:37,041
Our girl has lived up to it, that's it.
1239
01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:40,708
Kanu, you've gotten engaged now,
1240
01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:41,916
in your stubbornness.
1241
01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:43,125
But why get married?
1242
01:02:43,916 --> 01:02:46,166
You just want a tick mark, that's it.
Isn't that the end goal?
1243
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:47,500
Yes, I want a tick mark.
1244
01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:49,333
I want to get married, okay?
1245
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:53,583
I don't want to end up like Dr. Kapoor.
1246
01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:03,375
I am not going to find
a man better than Jeevan.
1247
01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:04,583
Let's just accept it.
1248
01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:07,125
I'm not letting go of him.
1249
01:03:07,666 --> 01:03:08,583
Pass me that.
1250
01:03:09,541 --> 01:03:11,416
But we have to solve this mystery.
1251
01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:14,416
With Delhi aunties around,
gossip will spread like wildfire.
1252
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,166
Trust me.
1253
01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,958
Yeah, fine, I'm in.
1254
01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:22,208
Make it or break it.
1255
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:23,958
Thanks.
1256
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:25,916
Find the hotel manager's number.
1257
01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:26,916
Let's check the CCTV.
1258
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:27,916
And what will you say to him?
1259
01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:29,041
"Groom and whom?"
1260
01:03:30,916 --> 01:03:31,833
Guys,
1261
01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:34,083
the man who has given the orgasm
1262
01:03:34,541 --> 01:03:36,541
must have given a special gift, too.
1263
01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:38,333
Let's open the gifts.
1264
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,916
Guys, Rahul.
1265
01:03:42,291 --> 01:03:44,458
He's given a check. He's the best.
1266
01:03:44,541 --> 01:03:45,500
Amount?
1267
01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:46,958
Guys, one lakh.
1268
01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:49,583
Bro,
1269
01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:51,750
Arjun gave you a mixer grinder.
1270
01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:53,416
But the most boring
of all is the Professor.
1271
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,583
He's palmed off a book.
1272
01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:55,666
Cheapskate!
1273
01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,541
- This one's empty. Look at it.
- So cheap!
1274
01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:01,000
- Who gave this?
- Some people just come to eat!
1275
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:02,041
Don't you remember my wedding?
1276
01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:07,375
My heart longs for those moments
1277
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:13,166
When I just sit thinking of my beloved
1278
01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:18,208
My heart longs for those moments
1279
01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:23,458
When I just sit thinking of my beloved
1280
01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:29,000
I get lost in her thoughts
For hours together
1281
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:32,166
"It's enough for me.
1282
01:04:32,791 --> 01:04:34,541
You wouldn't accept it,
1283
01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,583
but you know that
1284
01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:37,916
somewhere,
something is still unresolved."
1285
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,166
Wow, Professor, so romantic.
1286
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,833
Read it till the end, my beloved.
1287
01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:44,291
Had Gupta not popped up that day,
1288
01:04:44,791 --> 01:04:45,916
then that engagement ring...
1289
01:04:46,291 --> 01:04:47,208
would have been mine.
1290
01:04:48,416 --> 01:04:51,625
Things can still change, Professor.
1291
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:52,583
Right?
1292
01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:04,833
{\an8}- Professor has rewritten history!
- Now?
1293
01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:12,458
But how did these feelings sprout back
after so many years?
1294
01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:15,375
When we were together, absolutely zilch!
And now they're back?
1295
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:19,208
Guys, even Veer found Zara again
after 14 years! Right?
1296
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,583
But Professor has a 30-year-old son!
1297
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:23,083
A hot son.
1298
01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:24,541
Exactly!
1299
01:05:25,541 --> 01:05:26,500
What will he call me?
1300
01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:28,416
Mommy Junior?
1301
01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:33,000
He's considered the king of songs.
He's the ageless poet Gulzar.
1302
01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:37,375
Now some classics written by him,
1303
01:05:37,458 --> 01:05:41,666
and some songs in his own voice.
1304
01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:50,000
My heart longs for those moments
1305
01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:52,208
What if this is destiny?
1306
01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:56,125
What if Professor Shekhar
is your prince charming?
1307
01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:59,416
Increase the volume for Mommy Junior!
1308
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:04,083
When I just sit thinking of my beloved
1309
01:06:04,541 --> 01:06:08,791
I get lost in her thoughts
1310
01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:13,625
For hours together
1311
01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:18,041
My heart longs for those moments
1312
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:23,208
When I just sit thinking of my beloved
1313
01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:28,458
My heart longs for those moments
1314
01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:42,916
{\an8}What should I say now?
1315
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:45,958
Exemplar, beautiful.
1316
01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:48,250
{\an8}I wish I could kiss you.
1317
01:06:49,291 --> 01:06:50,208
Professor!
1318
01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:53,125
Kanika Didi?
1319
01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:55,083
{\an8}Rushi?
1320
01:06:55,166 --> 01:06:57,875
Oh, my darling! What a surprise!
1321
01:06:58,583 --> 01:06:59,666
Didi!
1322
01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:00,875
But...
1323
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:02,958
Same?
1324
01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:04,125
Oh!
1325
01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:07,041
I'm...
1326
01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:09,500
- Well...
- Oh! I'm...
1327
01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:12,625
Fuck! I'm just so...
1328
01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:13,625
I'm...
1329
01:07:15,375 --> 01:07:16,458
- I'll be back.
- Sorry!
1330
01:07:17,708 --> 01:07:18,833
Kanika, give me a chance to explain.
1331
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,750
I thought at least you'd understand
the pain of loneliness.
1332
01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:29,541
What happened?
1333
01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:31,125
Nothing. This is for you.
1334
01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:33,458
- She forgot her book.
- You keep both.
1335
01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:34,708
Shall I serve lunch?
1336
01:07:34,791 --> 01:07:36,250
And will the young girl also eat?
1337
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:37,541
Yes, she will also eat.
1338
01:07:38,541 --> 01:07:41,041
Guys, it wasn't the Professor.
1339
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:42,458
- We know.
- We know.
1340
01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:43,458
How?
1341
01:07:43,791 --> 01:07:44,666
Take a look.
1342
01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:48,708
Come on, let's go to Gurgaon.
1343
01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:51,208
- No.
- Yes.
1344
01:07:51,291 --> 01:07:52,583
- No.
- Yes.
1345
01:07:55,541 --> 01:07:57,041
I am unbelievable!
1346
01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:01,375
What's this secret den
where he asked us to meet?
1347
01:08:02,041 --> 01:08:03,708
He's a total party animal, dude!
1348
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:42,541
I have come from
An unknown land of secrets
1349
01:08:44,416 --> 01:08:51,375
I bring stories of spring from there
1350
01:08:52,916 --> 01:08:56,750
Don't touch me, stay away
1351
01:08:58,208 --> 01:08:59,875
I'm a fairy!
1352
01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:04,750
I'm a fairy!
1353
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:10,291
Don't touch me, stay away
1354
01:09:11,916 --> 01:09:17,791
I wish someone would come in my arms
And take these secrets from me
1355
01:09:20,375 --> 01:09:26,333
I wish someone could see through my eyes
And understand these signs
1356
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:32,791
Don't touch me, stay away
1357
01:09:36,291 --> 01:09:38,208
I'm a fairy!
1358
01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:43,041
I'm a fairy!
1359
01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:47,833
Don't touch me, stay away
1360
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,791
I'm a fairy!
1361
01:09:53,291 --> 01:09:58,041
I'm a fairy!
1362
01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:10,000
Yo, I came out to you last night.
1363
01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:13,458
You were the one who said,
"I accept you for who you are!
1364
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:15,500
No matter what."
1365
01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:17,208
And then we were dancing on the table.
1366
01:10:17,666 --> 01:10:18,833
"Ghungroo toot gaye."
1367
01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:21,750
Kanika,
1368
01:10:22,333 --> 01:10:23,541
you don't remember anything?
1369
01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,500
Even today,
1370
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:28,250
memory loss after two drinks?
1371
01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:34,166
Rahul.
1372
01:10:34,916 --> 01:10:35,791
Anjali.
1373
01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:38,291
All that I see happening with you...
1374
01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:43,458
did it happen before me or after me?
1375
01:10:44,166 --> 01:10:45,166
I think...
1376
01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:46,833
I think during.
1377
01:10:46,958 --> 01:10:49,291
- During!
- Hey!
1378
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:54,875
Listen,
1379
01:10:55,666 --> 01:10:56,666
we need to talk.
1380
01:10:56,791 --> 01:10:58,666
- Sorry, I'm getting ready.
- Yeah.
1381
01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:03,125
I thought you'd figure it out.
1382
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,083
You'd leave me.
1383
01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:10,125
But your self-doubt surpassed
even my self-doubt.
1384
01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,041
That means it wasn't you as well.
1385
01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:16,250
Wasn't?
1386
01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:17,375
But where?
1387
01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:21,583
Last night...
1388
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,208
I did it with someone else.
1389
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,458
Did what?
1390
01:11:26,791 --> 01:11:27,916
Sex.
1391
01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,125
Shit, and you won't remember who.
1392
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,500
I think you need a shot, girl.
1393
01:11:40,041 --> 01:11:41,708
Cheers!
1394
01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:45,208
I love this track.
1395
01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:48,875
Bro, how much time will you take?
1396
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,666
Can't you make one drink quickly?
1397
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:53,500
Kanika Didi?
1398
01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:56,375
What are the chances?
1399
01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:57,958
You are here as well.
1400
01:11:58,041 --> 01:11:59,416
I'm happiness.
1401
01:11:59,541 --> 01:12:00,791
I'm everywhere.
1402
01:12:02,041 --> 01:12:02,958
Yes, babe!
1403
01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:05,500
Isn't she a sweetheart?
1404
01:12:05,916 --> 01:12:07,541
I just had to invite her.
1405
01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:12,208
All the sexiest ladies in the house!
1406
01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:14,333
- Look at her, not at me!
- Yes.
1407
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,458
Cheers.
1408
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,708
What happened? Tell me.
1409
01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:20,708
I ain't no sexy girl!
1410
01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:25,291
Listen, I think you're one of the most
gorgeous and sexiest women in the world!
1411
01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:28,083
That's why you swung
the other way completely?
1412
01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:29,833
Listen, if you were not you,
1413
01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:31,541
I wouldn't be me!
1414
01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:34,958
Mumma!
1415
01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:38,208
So grumpy!
1416
01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,083
Last night, you were on a roll.
1417
01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:42,375
You were glowing!
1418
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,250
- I was really off my rocker last night.
- Yesterday...
1419
01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:46,833
- Last night she slept with someone else.
- Really?
1420
01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:50,041
Come on. Why are you stressing?
1421
01:12:50,125 --> 01:12:53,041
It's just sex.
Nothing to kill yourself over!
1422
01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:55,375
I know the timing is a bit off.
1423
01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:56,791
No, bro!
1424
01:12:57,208 --> 01:13:00,166
First time in my life,
my timing was bang on.
1425
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:01,416
Not off at all!
1426
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,750
First time in my life...
1427
01:13:04,416 --> 01:13:07,083
For the very first time,
I got the timing right.
1428
01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,666
What? Does that mean you...
1429
01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:11,916
She won the gold medal.
1430
01:13:12,291 --> 01:13:14,208
Finally, some idiot cracked it.
1431
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:17,083
Why didn't you ever say this before?
1432
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:19,375
How was I to know that
you're also a sister?
1433
01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:21,291
Hello, bitches!
1434
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,833
Let's go!
1435
01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:24,875
Listen,
1436
01:13:25,166 --> 01:13:27,458
why didn't you ever tell
any of your boyfriends this?
1437
01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,500
Who tells the boyfriend?
1438
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,208
And you know how boys are.
1439
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:35,208
They make everything about themselves.
1440
01:13:35,291 --> 01:13:36,708
And it is, honey.
1441
01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:39,791
These guys don't have a clue what to do.
1442
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,083
We sisters have to beg to be pleased.
1443
01:13:42,166 --> 01:13:43,125
Just like this.
1444
01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:46,541
Give me some fun, for heaven's sake!
1445
01:13:48,083 --> 01:13:49,875
Let's go, bitches!
1446
01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:56,125
So you're sure that Jeevan
wasn't the one who "won"?
1447
01:13:56,916 --> 01:13:58,083
Don't be sick!
1448
01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:01,875
And that Professor!
1449
01:14:02,208 --> 01:14:04,041
He fled leaving you alone
on the hotel trolley
1450
01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:05,333
to go and see Rushi!
1451
01:14:05,916 --> 01:14:07,166
"Kanika Didi.
1452
01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:09,458
I am happiness.
1453
01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:11,125
I'm everywhere!"
1454
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:14,500
But who was the one
who gave me this happiness?
1455
01:14:16,916 --> 01:14:18,500
Arjun!
1456
01:14:18,791 --> 01:14:20,875
- It wasn't Arjun!
- How the fuck do you know?
1457
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:23,833
Trust me,
1458
01:14:24,916 --> 01:14:25,958
I know.
1459
01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:30,458
- No!
- Yes.
1460
01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:32,958
- No!
- Yes.
1461
01:14:33,041 --> 01:14:35,833
- No!
- Yes! Yes.
1462
01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:37,583
Arjun?!
1463
01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:49,166
Fuck!
1464
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,958
What have you dumped in this?
1465
01:14:52,166 --> 01:14:53,083
Anjali.
1466
01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:57,916
I have one for you.
1467
01:14:58,541 --> 01:15:01,041
I'm not gonna "drag" this.
1468
01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:04,416
My sense of humor is too good.
1469
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:06,333
I should be a stand-up comedian.
1470
01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,333
I want to see you at the wedding.
You have to come.
1471
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:14,250
If I don't come, will you cancel it?
1472
01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,750
Now that you have decided to live the lie,
1473
01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:19,916
then live it happily.
1474
01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:24,583
You aren't living your truth either!
1475
01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:25,666
Correct.
1476
01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:26,916
And I'm not proud of it.
1477
01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:29,291
If I had the slightest option,
1478
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,500
I'd choose to be me...
1479
01:15:31,625 --> 01:15:32,625
24/7.
1480
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:36,000
You have a choice.
1481
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:38,791
That's why I want
to slap some sense into you.
1482
01:15:52,041 --> 01:15:52,958
Hey!
1483
01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:58,375
Thank you for coming!
1484
01:16:01,541 --> 01:16:02,791
Your turn to come now.
1485
01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:18,958
Loser Kanika!
1486
01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:24,916
We meet again.
1487
01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,541
Listen, Neha...
1488
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,500
I'm begging you,
1489
01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:31,041
please don't trouble me today.
1490
01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:32,916
Why not today, bitch?
1491
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,666
Where was the after-party?
1492
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,541
Your friend Pallavi said room 602.
1493
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,583
Devyani and I came up.
1494
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,375
We kept knocking, kept knocking.
1495
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:55,083
Then we called Pallavi.
1496
01:16:55,958 --> 01:16:56,916
She didn't answer.
1497
01:16:58,625 --> 01:17:01,125
- Then?
- We said, "Let's bounce, then."
1498
01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:07,083
And then all of a sudden
the room door opened.
1499
01:17:34,208 --> 01:17:37,666
We said, "Fine, enjoy without us."
1500
01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:40,625
You were really out there today!
1501
01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,416
I just saw the professor
running down the corridor.
1502
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,666
Today I can have fun. It's the last day.
1503
01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:21,958
And that Weirdo Karan of yours,
1504
01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:24,791
he was puking around the lift.
1505
01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:27,125
And what exactly were
you two doing inside?
1506
01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:37,875
Fucking answer!
1507
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,208
Fucking answer!
1508
01:18:39,666 --> 01:18:41,833
Pick up the goddamn phone, Pallavi.
1509
01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:44,000
Fuck it! I can't do this.
1510
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,291
I just can't.
1511
01:18:47,291 --> 01:18:49,625
I can't do this.
1512
01:18:49,750 --> 01:18:50,708
No, no, no.
1513
01:18:53,291 --> 01:18:55,083
Pallavi, listen.
1514
01:18:55,791 --> 01:18:56,791
At last night's after-party,
1515
01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:58,958
Tina and you were also there
with Karan and me?
1516
01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:02,166
Wasn't last night's after-party canceled?
1517
01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:05,166
Fuck!
1518
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,708
Yes, Jeevan.
1519
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,833
The whole night was like a party,
1520
01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:13,291
so I got confused.
1521
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,458
Did you call by mistake?
1522
01:19:16,041 --> 01:19:17,250
No, I made a mistake.
1523
01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:20,833
After this morning's episode,
I tried calling you so many times.
1524
01:19:21,791 --> 01:19:23,916
But didn't hear from you. No message,
1525
01:19:24,541 --> 01:19:25,375
no forward.
1526
01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,541
When have I ever sent you a forward?
1527
01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:29,208
That's also true.
1528
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:32,458
I'm a little out of it right now.
1529
01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:36,291
Please, can I call you later?
1530
01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:37,333
Dear, listen,
1531
01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:39,708
just check my display picture at least.
1532
01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,041
Why?
1533
01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:41,958
Karan sent it to me.
1534
01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:53,041
You look so cute in this.
1535
01:19:53,666 --> 01:19:55,125
And look at you digging
your favorite pizza,
1536
01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:56,416
I was the one who sent it.
1537
01:19:58,625 --> 01:19:59,500
But...
1538
01:20:00,291 --> 01:20:02,000
when did you both click this?
1539
01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:04,833
And...
1540
01:20:05,791 --> 01:20:07,916
whose shoes are you wearing, dear?
1541
01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,250
Yeah, there we go!
1542
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:15,458
- Show me.
- Wait.
1543
01:20:15,666 --> 01:20:16,916
- Show me.
- Wait...
1544
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,166
Such a good photo.
1545
01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:20,583
It's crap, Karan.
1546
01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:21,708
You're unbelievable!
1547
01:20:21,791 --> 01:20:24,166
By the way,
you know what they say about big feet!
1548
01:20:24,916 --> 01:20:27,166
Pallavi must be milking it!
1549
01:20:28,541 --> 01:20:29,500
But should I tell you something?
1550
01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:30,708
Yeah?
1551
01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:32,166
Pallavi and you,
1552
01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:35,250
at the garden picnic, fought really badly.
1553
01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:39,666
Like cats and dogs.
1554
01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:40,750
Losers!
1555
01:20:41,416 --> 01:20:42,416
What's going on?
1556
01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:48,458
Your friend Pallavi has turned
me into a project, for God's sake!
1557
01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,708
"If you change this,
1558
01:20:50,916 --> 01:20:52,000
you can do better."
1559
01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:53,333
Is she my wife or a rehab?
1560
01:20:55,666 --> 01:20:57,916
Even if I were thinner,
it wouldn't matter to her.
1561
01:20:58,958 --> 01:20:59,916
She's a psycho!
1562
01:21:00,250 --> 01:21:01,208
But listen,
1563
01:21:01,875 --> 01:21:03,500
please don't do all this after marriage.
1564
01:21:04,083 --> 01:21:07,000
Don't try to fix Jeevan like a project.
1565
01:21:07,083 --> 01:21:08,333
You must be crazy.
1566
01:21:08,958 --> 01:21:11,625
How can I make Jeevan a project?
1567
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:14,666
I hope he makes me his project.
1568
01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,125
What did they call me in school?
1569
01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,041
First, virgin.
1570
01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:22,458
Then,
1571
01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:24,083
slut.
1572
01:21:24,791 --> 01:21:25,750
Then,
1573
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:26,916
vanilla.
1574
01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:28,166
To hell with that!
1575
01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:31,833
First time in my life,
I'm getting respect.
1576
01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:34,250
First time.
1577
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:37,750
That's why we get along.
1578
01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:40,750
I know we lost touch for a few years.
1579
01:21:41,041 --> 01:21:42,083
But who are we?
1580
01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:43,666
- Who?
- Mediocre!
1581
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:47,250
Broken confidence.
1582
01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:48,291
Yes.
1583
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:51,416
Yet both of us aim for the stars.
1584
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:54,708
Hoping that a superhero, a superheroine
will come to rescue us.
1585
01:21:54,791 --> 01:21:56,166
Correct! Losers.
1586
01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:57,166
Correct.
1587
01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:58,333
Now, ask me,
1588
01:21:58,916 --> 01:22:00,041
who is Kanika Kapoor?
1589
01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:01,375
Who is Kanika Kapoor?
1590
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:03,666
You are a strong woman.
1591
01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:04,708
- I'm a strong woman?
- Of course.
1592
01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:06,166
- Hearty!
- You must be joking.
1593
01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:07,208
Funny!
1594
01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:09,208
You are a little sexy as well.
1595
01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:17,500
Are you hitting on me?
1596
01:22:17,583 --> 01:22:19,791
You said it's your last day today,
so just trying...
1597
01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:21,625
Humpty Dumpty!
1598
01:22:22,541 --> 01:22:23,500
Don't eat that.
1599
01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:25,875
- But where are you off to?
- Shit!
1600
01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:26,916
Had a great fall?
1601
01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:43,500
Look at her eyes!
1602
01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:45,333
She must be drunk!
1603
01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:46,916
Call the cops!
1604
01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:54,708
{\an8}I'll file a drink-and-drive case
against this woman!
1605
01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:57,083
{\an8}Just calm down.
1606
01:22:57,166 --> 01:23:01,208
{\an8}- Isn't it a cruel joke?
- Spare her. Let's settle this.
1607
01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,000
Try to understand.
1608
01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:08,458
-For years, I walked alone, safely
-Is this her bag?
1609
01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:15,916
-I want to be yours
-You're a smart man. Please leave.
1610
01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:19,708
Till I keep breathing
1611
01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:23,750
Just yours
1612
01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:29,208
This is not me
Believe me
1613
01:23:29,541 --> 01:23:31,041
Look
1614
01:23:31,416 --> 01:23:38,291
I'm laughing at myself as well!
1615
01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:44,833
You laugh too
At me
1616
01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:51,500
I want to keep tripping
1617
01:23:52,916 --> 01:23:57,833
Lose myself, forget myself
1618
01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:00,416
This is not for me, Jeevan.
1619
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:17,125
Isn't it a cruel joke?
1620
01:24:21,666 --> 01:24:23,333
Jeevan, tea?
1621
01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:29,916
You have done nothing wrong.
1622
01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:37,125
You are a good man.
1623
01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:39,791
A very good soul, but...
1624
01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:44,125
I am not good for you.
1625
01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,333
Do whatever you feel like.
1626
01:24:48,791 --> 01:24:52,000
You can curse me as much as you like.
1627
01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:54,000
But I promise that after two years,
1628
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:55,958
you'll be thanking me.
1629
01:25:00,458 --> 01:25:01,583
You won't find happiness with me.
1630
01:25:01,666 --> 01:25:02,833
I am happy even now!
1631
01:25:04,458 --> 01:25:05,416
What's the problem with me?
1632
01:25:06,375 --> 01:25:07,500
I own a first-class business,
1633
01:25:08,666 --> 01:25:09,625
I own a house,
1634
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:11,291
I have a loving family.
1635
01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:14,458
I may not have those chiseled features,
1636
01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,875
but I have a strong personality.
1637
01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:18,666
I'll find someone.
1638
01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:21,500
Because of you,
1639
01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:23,666
I said no to six other marriage proposals.
1640
01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:29,916
The question is... what will you do?
1641
01:25:36,791 --> 01:25:40,000
Isn't it a cruel joke?
1642
01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:49,416
For years, I walked alone, safely
1643
01:25:52,416 --> 01:25:55,958
Isn't it a cruel joke?
1644
01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:05,166
Are you mimicking me?
Or genuinely tripping too?
1645
01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:09,458
I can't believe this is happening
1646
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:13,416
Next station, Subhash Nagar.
1647
01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:22,541
Yeah, Rabeya?
1648
01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:24,208
Auntie...
1649
01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:28,541
Rabeya, are you crying?
1650
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,458
Hello?
1651
01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,541
Rabeya? Hello...
1652
01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:35,708
Rabeya, what's up?
1653
01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,500
Check your phone.
1654
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:10,375
Rabeya?
1655
01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:12,958
That asshole...
1656
01:27:15,625 --> 01:27:16,875
he leaked it.
1657
01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:22,208
I'm getting broadcasted.
1658
01:27:23,916 --> 01:27:24,875
Baby...
1659
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,250
Rabeya, don't worry about it.
1660
01:27:29,041 --> 01:27:31,166
He made a foolproof plan.
1661
01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,000
He chose the fucking timing.
1662
01:27:35,791 --> 01:27:37,958
I have to give a graduation speech today.
1663
01:27:38,041 --> 01:27:40,666
I'm getting
the Board topper certificate today.
1664
01:27:43,916 --> 01:27:46,375
Mamma's saying
she doesn't want to see my face.
1665
01:27:51,458 --> 01:27:53,458
I'm on fucking memes.
1666
01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:57,250
I've gone viral.
1667
01:28:00,791 --> 01:28:02,375
Rabeya, don't lose hope.
1668
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,000
We will fix everything.
1669
01:28:04,083 --> 01:28:05,166
Just don't cry.
1670
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:07,416
Rabeya, you're a strong girl.
1671
01:28:07,708 --> 01:28:09,000
You have to be strong.
1672
01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:11,041
You're a strong girl. Okay, Rabeya?
1673
01:28:15,250 --> 01:28:17,708
Everyone is calling me "Slutty Rabeya".
1674
01:28:37,541 --> 01:28:40,833
Tell us, how was Kanika in bed?
1675
01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:41,916
She ain't no fireworks for sure.
1676
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,958
- She's a loser.
- Why?
1677
01:28:44,041 --> 01:28:45,250
She is bland.
1678
01:28:45,333 --> 01:28:47,375
Touch her anywhere,
she just lies there like a corpse.
1679
01:28:48,416 --> 01:28:50,041
"I won't do that, I won't do this."
1680
01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:52,583
She is a defective piece.
1681
01:28:52,666 --> 01:28:54,041
I swear, she's a bore.
1682
01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:56,125
- Is she that type of girl?
- A lesbian?
1683
01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:58,250
Don't mind,
but how did you not figure it out?
1684
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,208
I mean she had a mustache
since kindergarten. So...
1685
01:29:05,291 --> 01:29:10,666
My heart screams in pain
1686
01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:16,250
But is there anyone who can hear it?
1687
01:29:18,083 --> 01:29:23,291
No matter how much I try
1688
01:29:23,666 --> 01:29:29,083
I only get tears in return
1689
01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:35,041
There's only one face
I see in front of my eyes
1690
01:29:35,291 --> 01:29:38,250
Of my shattered self
1691
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:45,166
There's only one face
I see in front of my eyes
1692
01:29:56,375 --> 01:30:01,875
I wonder why life is so painful
1693
01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:07,416
Why can't passing time be frozen
Just for a moment?
1694
01:30:09,291 --> 01:30:14,250
It's inevitable
1695
01:30:15,291 --> 01:30:20,708
What's lost will never come back
1696
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:34,083
You slept with my husband!
1697
01:30:34,458 --> 01:30:36,041
I have just seen you ruin it all!
1698
01:30:36,125 --> 01:30:37,833
- From the Hotel CCTV.
- Pallavi!
1699
01:30:37,916 --> 01:30:39,875
- What is this behavior?
- You fucking bitch!
1700
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,208
- How dare you!
- Leave her.
1701
01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:43,833
What is this rowdy behavior, Pallavi?
1702
01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:45,916
I learned it from your daughter.
1703
01:30:46,416 --> 01:30:47,291
What's the matter?
1704
01:30:47,375 --> 01:30:49,666
That's why you didn't want us
to check the CCTV footage, Loser Kanika!
1705
01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:50,625
No, Pallavi.
1706
01:30:50,708 --> 01:30:52,125
There must be some
misunderstanding, Pallavi.
1707
01:30:52,208 --> 01:30:55,208
I have been misunderstanding it
all this while.
1708
01:30:55,333 --> 01:30:58,041
Twenty-five years of friendship
was my misunderstanding.
1709
01:30:58,250 --> 01:30:59,416
Pallavi, please!
1710
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,916
- Listen...
- What did they say in school?
1711
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,083
Don't say that, please.
1712
01:31:02,166 --> 01:31:05,666
That Kanika ain't built for relationships.
1713
01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:06,708
It's not in her!
1714
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:08,250
They were right!
1715
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:12,708
I had one wholesome relationship,
my marriage.
1716
01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:15,291
I was holding it tight,
1717
01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:16,625
I wasn't letting it break!
1718
01:31:16,708 --> 01:31:18,791
No, Pallavi. I am sorry.
1719
01:31:18,875 --> 01:31:21,750
Just stop touching me! You disgust me!
1720
01:31:22,125 --> 01:31:23,375
Pallavi, try and understand.
1721
01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:24,916
How dare you...
1722
01:31:25,666 --> 01:31:27,166
give my daughter, Rabeya, advice!
1723
01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:29,625
You've done nothing good
with your own life.
1724
01:31:29,708 --> 01:31:31,708
Why are you messing up my daughter's life?
1725
01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:36,041
Rabeya has done no wrong.
Wrong has happened to her. She needs us!
1726
01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:37,083
Auntie, shut up!
1727
01:31:37,833 --> 01:31:38,791
You should be the last one to lecture...
1728
01:31:40,041 --> 01:31:42,041
on morality.
1729
01:31:42,125 --> 01:31:43,166
It feels like a joke!
1730
01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:48,916
No matter how hard one tries...
1731
01:31:49,833 --> 01:31:51,208
to be both, a father and a mother,
1732
01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:55,250
to raise a child,
give them a normal life.
1733
01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:58,125
To keep them away from one's own mistakes.
1734
01:31:58,208 --> 01:32:01,333
But some asshole always comes around
to take a piss on the efforts, right?
1735
01:32:01,416 --> 01:32:02,750
Don't say that, Tina.
1736
01:32:02,916 --> 01:32:04,500
You've raised a solid girl!
1737
01:32:06,083 --> 01:32:08,333
I've fucked her up, Dr. Kapoor.
1738
01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:12,166
Just like you!
1739
01:32:15,541 --> 01:32:17,625
Today is her graduation speech.
1740
01:32:17,708 --> 01:32:19,708
Instead, she's going to give
an apology speech!
1741
01:32:19,791 --> 01:32:22,916
- And it's all because of you!
- Stop it!
1742
01:32:24,541 --> 01:32:25,500
{\an8}How dare you touch her?
1743
01:32:27,458 --> 01:32:28,375
Get out of here.
1744
01:32:30,583 --> 01:32:32,125
Get out of my house!
1745
01:32:32,208 --> 01:32:33,166
Out right away!
1746
01:32:37,708 --> 01:32:39,750
Rabeya needs us.
1747
01:32:44,541 --> 01:32:46,541
Why don't you all
just mind your own business?
1748
01:32:52,625 --> 01:32:54,958
- Are you okay?
- Kanu!
1749
01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:09,666
Shameless mother!
1750
01:33:10,833 --> 01:33:11,750
Shameless daughter!
1751
01:33:12,833 --> 01:33:14,833
That's also my fault, right?
1752
01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:18,250
You don't want to take any responsibility!
1753
01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:23,208
"Kanu, is your mother unmarried?
1754
01:33:25,291 --> 01:33:27,000
You are a bastard child.
1755
01:33:28,250 --> 01:33:29,250
Filthy!"
1756
01:33:30,291 --> 01:33:31,208
No...
1757
01:33:32,625 --> 01:33:33,625
"Vanilla in bed.
1758
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:38,958
Touch her anywhere.
1759
01:33:40,666 --> 01:33:42,041
She just lies there like a corpse.
1760
01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:44,916
Kanu, you've never had an orgasm?
1761
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:47,208
Shit.
1762
01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:49,250
What a feeling."
1763
01:33:51,250 --> 01:33:53,541
I should have given up a long time ago.
1764
01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:58,416
In this abnormal family,
how can anyone be normal?
1765
01:33:58,791 --> 01:33:59,875
What is normal?
1766
01:34:03,291 --> 01:34:07,708
Seventy percent of women in the world have
never had an orgasm in their whole lives.
1767
01:34:08,833 --> 01:34:11,333
Because 90% of the men
don't know how to do it.
1768
01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:14,375
That's why I tell my patients,
1769
01:34:15,083 --> 01:34:17,375
"Do it yourself", it is the key
to happiness.
1770
01:34:19,666 --> 01:34:21,416
If this were a man's problem,
1771
01:34:22,208 --> 01:34:23,583
then it would be breaking news.
1772
01:34:24,083 --> 01:34:25,333
There would be protests on the streets.
1773
01:34:26,708 --> 01:34:28,375
So many movies would have been
made on the issue.
1774
01:34:28,833 --> 01:34:29,791
But we are women!
1775
01:34:30,708 --> 01:34:32,166
Women can't make demands.
1776
01:34:32,791 --> 01:34:34,375
They are the epitome of sacrifice!
1777
01:34:34,916 --> 01:34:36,625
Their sole purpose
is to make others happy.
1778
01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:40,416
And, honestly,
our wiring isn't simple either.
1779
01:34:42,541 --> 01:34:45,208
When there is no pleasure here and here,
1780
01:34:45,791 --> 01:34:47,250
then how will we find pleasure there?
1781
01:34:49,166 --> 01:34:50,208
The three are connected.
1782
01:34:51,583 --> 01:34:55,500
Yes, but you can't find this pleasure with
your best friend's husband, Dr. Kapoor!
1783
01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:58,250
I am a defective piece!
1784
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:01,666
Your daughter is cursed.
1785
01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:03,416
Careful.
1786
01:35:17,708 --> 01:35:18,666
Cursed?
1787
01:35:21,208 --> 01:35:22,416
I thought so, too.
1788
01:35:23,875 --> 01:35:26,000
Everyone was so disappointed with me...
1789
01:35:26,791 --> 01:35:29,166
when I decided that
you would be in my life.
1790
01:35:29,791 --> 01:35:31,416
Not your biological father!
1791
01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:35,291
Kanu, I was terrified.
1792
01:35:36,208 --> 01:35:39,416
I thought maybe society was right,
and I was wrong.
1793
01:35:40,708 --> 01:35:42,791
I started to doubt myself.
1794
01:35:45,833 --> 01:35:46,750
But,
1795
01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:50,125
like how you don't want to be
like your mother,
1796
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:53,833
I didn't want to be like my mother.
1797
01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:56,708
I wanted to live my life on my own terms.
1798
01:35:57,375 --> 01:35:59,750
Even if the whole world was cursing me.
1799
01:36:03,708 --> 01:36:05,583
They must be cursing me too, now.
1800
01:36:06,583 --> 01:36:07,500
Maybe.
1801
01:36:07,916 --> 01:36:10,208
But everyone's happiness
is not our problem.
1802
01:36:10,458 --> 01:36:12,458
Only our happiness is. It's our right!
1803
01:36:13,333 --> 01:36:15,375
We won't make do
with this "tick mark life".
1804
01:36:16,166 --> 01:36:18,833
Neither for me nor for my daughter.
1805
01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:25,916
There's no reason to be sorry.
1806
01:36:26,958 --> 01:36:29,958
Because where there is shame and guilt,
happiness can never find its way.
1807
01:36:34,125 --> 01:36:35,166
Are you happy now?
1808
01:36:40,333 --> 01:36:41,208
I am.
1809
01:36:43,625 --> 01:36:44,791
Look at yourself.
1810
01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:48,291
You're intelligent.
1811
01:36:48,375 --> 01:36:49,666
You're independent.
1812
01:36:50,583 --> 01:36:51,708
You are a little funny, too.
1813
01:36:53,083 --> 01:36:54,083
And until sometime back,
1814
01:36:54,166 --> 01:36:56,500
you had the best of friends
who would die for you.
1815
01:37:01,791 --> 01:37:04,708
You've fought for 30 years
for your fairy tale.
1816
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:09,958
So I guess,
1817
01:37:10,625 --> 01:37:11,958
I must have done something right.
1818
01:37:16,208 --> 01:37:18,041
But this time, I've messed up big time.
1819
01:37:20,333 --> 01:37:21,875
And only you can fix it.
1820
01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:25,333
Every action has its consequences.
1821
01:37:26,750 --> 01:37:28,166
Easy! It's hurting.
1822
01:37:38,875 --> 01:37:39,833
Kanu.
1823
01:37:41,541 --> 01:37:44,333
You remember in sixth grade,
1824
01:37:45,375 --> 01:37:48,166
you got an anonymous Valentine's card
in your room?
1825
01:37:48,791 --> 01:37:49,958
Obviously, Mom.
1826
01:37:50,791 --> 01:37:52,333
It was the only one I got in life.
1827
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:55,041
Karan gave it.
1828
01:37:57,083 --> 01:37:58,041
What?
1829
01:37:58,625 --> 01:38:00,458
He came home to leave it in your room.
1830
01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:03,208
He told me not to tell you.
1831
01:38:06,166 --> 01:38:08,208
And then you found Bunny.
1832
01:38:08,750 --> 01:38:10,583
And he got close to Pallavi.
1833
01:38:12,041 --> 01:38:13,500
And life just happened.
1834
01:38:14,791 --> 01:38:15,666
But you know,
1835
01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:17,541
it used to happen a lot
in those melodramas,
1836
01:38:18,166 --> 01:38:20,666
"My journey has led me to you."
1837
01:38:21,208 --> 01:38:22,500
Sounds cheap...
1838
01:38:23,833 --> 01:38:24,833
but it's true.
1839
01:38:25,291 --> 01:38:28,125
When there is something unresolved
between two people,
1840
01:38:28,583 --> 01:38:29,958
the feelings can resurface.
1841
01:38:38,958 --> 01:38:40,541
If this was a melodrama,
1842
01:38:40,666 --> 01:38:42,208
then you would be pregnant tomorrow.
1843
01:38:43,958 --> 01:38:46,708
What an after-party!
1844
01:38:47,833 --> 01:38:51,708
With you,
my whole life feels like a party!
1845
01:38:52,541 --> 01:38:54,291
Thrilling, electrifying,
1846
01:38:54,833 --> 01:38:55,791
amazing party.
1847
01:38:57,416 --> 01:38:58,375
And we all are...
1848
01:38:59,583 --> 01:39:01,041
side dancers.
1849
01:39:03,833 --> 01:39:04,750
And you,
1850
01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:06,458
center stage.
1851
01:39:06,541 --> 01:39:07,750
Center stage?
1852
01:39:08,708 --> 01:39:10,000
Center stage?
1853
01:39:13,666 --> 01:39:15,666
I'm center stage.
1854
01:39:16,083 --> 01:39:17,333
You're a champion!
1855
01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:18,666
Diva.
1856
01:39:20,458 --> 01:39:21,375
Seductive.
1857
01:39:22,583 --> 01:39:23,625
Steaming!
1858
01:39:24,041 --> 01:39:25,166
Foxy.
1859
01:39:25,916 --> 01:39:27,750
I'm the star!
1860
01:39:29,333 --> 01:39:30,958
I'm the heroine!
1861
01:39:32,625 --> 01:39:35,083
Center stage.
1862
01:39:35,916 --> 01:39:37,958
Main lead.
1863
01:39:39,666 --> 01:39:40,750
Heroine.
1864
01:39:53,833 --> 01:39:59,958
I have come from
An unknown land of secrets
1865
01:40:02,833 --> 01:40:09,708
I bring stories of spring from there
1866
01:40:11,833 --> 01:40:14,583
Don't touch me, stay away
1867
01:40:15,208 --> 01:40:17,583
I'm a fairy!
1868
01:40:19,583 --> 01:40:23,541
I'm a fairy!
1869
01:40:24,083 --> 01:40:28,041
Don't touch me
1870
01:40:36,375 --> 01:40:39,916
I'm a fairy!
1871
01:40:40,958 --> 01:40:47,000
I'm a fairy!
1872
01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:51,416
I'm a fairy!
1873
01:40:52,166 --> 01:40:55,416
I'm a fairy!
1874
01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:58,583
I'm a fairy!
1875
01:41:09,458 --> 01:41:10,583
Mom!
1876
01:41:10,875 --> 01:41:11,833
What were you two...
1877
01:41:12,541 --> 01:41:13,458
You said,
1878
01:41:13,750 --> 01:41:15,541
"Do it yourself" is the key to happiness.
1879
01:41:16,375 --> 01:41:17,333
- I did it!
- What?
1880
01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:20,208
- I did it! Grandma, I did it!
- What...
1881
01:41:20,291 --> 01:41:21,125
What happened?
1882
01:41:21,208 --> 01:41:23,333
My journey has led me to my own self!
1883
01:41:23,416 --> 01:41:24,541
Thank you!
1884
01:41:24,791 --> 01:41:25,833
It wasn't Karan.
1885
01:41:27,458 --> 01:41:28,541
What is she babbling?
1886
01:41:29,791 --> 01:41:31,166
Thank you for coming, Kanika.
1887
01:41:31,250 --> 01:41:33,666
Where are you running like a lunatic?
1888
01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:36,250
- Yes!
- Have you gone mad?
1889
01:41:36,333 --> 01:41:37,166
Stop!
1890
01:41:37,250 --> 01:41:39,125
At least call Jeevan!
1891
01:41:39,208 --> 01:41:41,250
- Grandma!
- Hey!
1892
01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:44,250
We've paid the wedding caterer
1893
01:41:44,375 --> 01:41:47,291
for 250 people already!
1894
01:41:47,375 --> 01:41:50,541
Everyone has received
the wedding invite as well!
1895
01:41:50,958 --> 01:41:53,166
For once, do the right thing!
1896
01:41:53,291 --> 01:41:55,000
That's what I'm going to do, Grandma!
1897
01:41:55,541 --> 01:41:58,958
First time in my life,
I am going to do the right thing.
1898
01:42:08,541 --> 01:42:10,166
Hold on!
1899
01:42:12,458 --> 01:42:13,333
She left.
1900
01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:14,375
Kishori.
1901
01:42:15,083 --> 01:42:17,750
What did you mother-daughter talk about?
1902
01:42:19,416 --> 01:42:20,291
Say something.
1903
01:42:21,250 --> 01:42:22,208
What bullshit is it this time?
1904
01:42:25,125 --> 01:42:26,166
You both have gone crazy!
1905
01:42:26,250 --> 01:42:27,791
I am going back to Punjab.
1906
01:42:27,875 --> 01:42:28,791
Get my tickets done!
1907
01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:30,708
- Wait, hear me out.
- I'm leaving.
1908
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:43,958
Kanika!
1909
01:42:44,125 --> 01:42:45,916
I've been trying to reach you for so long!
1910
01:42:46,083 --> 01:42:47,416
My wife has gone Tarzan on me.
1911
01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,500
And don't believe her, nothing happened.
1912
01:42:49,583 --> 01:42:51,291
Obviously, nothing happened.
1913
01:42:51,958 --> 01:42:53,125
How can anything happen?
1914
01:42:53,541 --> 01:42:54,500
Why not?
1915
01:42:55,041 --> 01:42:56,583
We had a real vibe.
1916
01:43:02,208 --> 01:43:04,750
After I left, who went into the room?
1917
01:43:05,541 --> 01:43:07,375
And we are extremely ashamed.
1918
01:43:07,833 --> 01:43:11,083
And don't want to point fingers
or blame anyone.
1919
01:43:12,416 --> 01:43:15,666
But both parties have to take
equal responsibility.
1920
01:43:17,166 --> 01:43:18,375
From our end,
1921
01:43:18,875 --> 01:43:21,083
Rohan Khurana stands suspended.
1922
01:43:21,333 --> 01:43:22,583
By her choice,
1923
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:25,416
our head girl and school topper
1924
01:43:25,875 --> 01:43:27,625
would like to say a few words.
1925
01:43:28,208 --> 01:43:29,208
Rabeya Das.
1926
01:43:57,583 --> 01:43:59,125
Respected teachers,
1927
01:44:01,333 --> 01:44:02,458
dear friends,
1928
01:44:05,750 --> 01:44:06,916
dearest mother,
1929
01:44:09,166 --> 01:44:10,291
- I'm so...
- Rabeya!
1930
01:44:13,375 --> 01:44:14,416
Auntie.
1931
01:44:14,833 --> 01:44:16,041
No, no, no!
1932
01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:17,916
- Just shut up!
- Auntie!
1933
01:44:20,083 --> 01:44:21,416
Isn't that Kanika Kapoor?
1934
01:44:21,875 --> 01:44:22,958
What is she doing here?
1935
01:44:28,916 --> 01:44:31,250
Respected teachers,
1936
01:44:32,041 --> 01:44:33,791
students, parents,
1937
01:44:33,875 --> 01:44:36,625
I am Kanika Kapoor from class...
1938
01:44:38,041 --> 01:44:42,166
No, I'm not from any class obviously.
1939
01:44:43,416 --> 01:44:45,708
I'm an alumna of this school and...
1940
01:44:49,083 --> 01:44:50,541
and today after 17 years,
1941
01:44:51,416 --> 01:44:55,375
I have set foot in this auditorium
to say what Rabeya Das isn't able to say.
1942
01:45:01,875 --> 01:45:02,916
To hell with you all.
1943
01:45:08,583 --> 01:45:10,500
Kanu, stop it!
1944
01:45:13,083 --> 01:45:14,208
Why should she say sorry?
1945
01:45:16,458 --> 01:45:18,250
Will you all forget if she says sorry?
1946
01:45:19,708 --> 01:45:21,041
You didn't forget my episode!
1947
01:45:22,541 --> 01:45:24,166
Asked a question, say sorry.
1948
01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:26,083
Gave an answer, say sorry.
1949
01:45:26,166 --> 01:45:27,875
Caught with a boyfriend, say sorry.
1950
01:45:27,958 --> 01:45:29,541
Broke up with a boyfriend, say sorry.
1951
01:45:29,625 --> 01:45:31,000
Hooked up, be sorry.
1952
01:45:31,083 --> 01:45:33,500
Didn't enjoy the hookup, be more sorry.
1953
01:45:33,583 --> 01:45:34,625
Kick her out!
1954
01:45:34,791 --> 01:45:38,416
A woman has to apologize more
than a man in prison.
1955
01:45:40,791 --> 01:45:44,875
Why does a strong woman threaten you?
1956
01:45:45,958 --> 01:45:47,000
If she lives on her terms,
1957
01:45:47,666 --> 01:45:49,125
what's your problem?
1958
01:45:51,708 --> 01:45:53,166
We deserve happiness.
1959
01:45:54,666 --> 01:45:56,000
I deserve happiness.
1960
01:45:56,708 --> 01:45:59,125
I'll be shameless and
I'll grab my happiness.
1961
01:46:02,500 --> 01:46:04,666
Boys and girls have sex.
1962
01:46:16,916 --> 01:46:18,208
Hi, Neha Oberoi.
1963
01:46:19,625 --> 01:46:21,125
My mother and I are single,
1964
01:46:21,541 --> 01:46:23,083
and I am not ashamed of it!
1965
01:46:23,250 --> 01:46:24,625
I'm fine with it, babe.
1966
01:46:26,416 --> 01:46:27,541
And you three,
1967
01:46:27,791 --> 01:46:28,958
uncles of the first order!
1968
01:46:29,833 --> 01:46:31,416
I had this feeling about the three of you.
1969
01:46:31,500 --> 01:46:33,083
That soon you'll match
each other's receding hairline.
1970
01:46:34,416 --> 01:46:36,541
Amaan Singh, Nikhil Mittal,
1971
01:46:36,625 --> 01:46:39,791
and your Mr. Universe... Bunny Bhatia.
1972
01:46:39,875 --> 01:46:41,541
You are God's gift to mankind!
1973
01:46:43,541 --> 01:46:44,541
You are an asshole.
1974
01:46:47,625 --> 01:46:49,541
And I am Loser Kanika,
1975
01:46:49,750 --> 01:46:51,916
and I am not ashamed of it.
1976
01:46:54,875 --> 01:46:56,291
I am not ashamed!
1977
01:46:58,583 --> 01:47:00,541
That's why you slept with my husband!
1978
01:47:00,916 --> 01:47:02,625
Pallavi, just sit down!
1979
01:47:02,708 --> 01:47:05,083
Don't be silly! He is a friend.
1980
01:47:05,166 --> 01:47:06,500
He was there only for ten minutes!
1981
01:47:06,583 --> 01:47:08,458
- Ten minutes is more than enough for him!
- Shut up!
1982
01:47:08,541 --> 01:47:10,458
Pallavi, just stop it! Sit!
1983
01:47:10,625 --> 01:47:12,833
Please stop it.
They will cancel her college scholarship.
1984
01:47:12,916 --> 01:47:14,791
How can they do that, Tina?
1985
01:47:15,500 --> 01:47:17,000
Look at your daughter.
1986
01:47:17,916 --> 01:47:20,125
She's an honors student, the head girl.
1987
01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:22,416
Cambridge has offered her a scholarship.
1988
01:47:22,833 --> 01:47:25,041
One day, she'll be giving out jobs
to these losers!
1989
01:47:28,208 --> 01:47:29,791
You're a champion, Rabeya Das.
1990
01:47:31,541 --> 01:47:33,333
You're sensitive, loving,
1991
01:47:33,416 --> 01:47:36,000
respectful, non-judgmental.
1992
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:38,791
This is who you are, Rabeya.
1993
01:47:39,916 --> 01:47:41,791
Not the silly mistake you made.
1994
01:47:43,833 --> 01:47:44,791
You know what?
1995
01:47:45,541 --> 01:47:47,416
We all make silly mistakes.
1996
01:47:55,958 --> 01:47:57,083
You're right, Auntie.
1997
01:48:00,083 --> 01:48:02,083
I am not ashamed of this video.
1998
01:48:02,916 --> 01:48:04,375
- Rabeya!
- I did nothing wrong in it.
1999
01:48:04,458 --> 01:48:05,375
Come back down!
2000
01:48:06,333 --> 01:48:07,666
- Please!
- Rabeya!
2001
01:48:08,250 --> 01:48:09,541
But all those who
helped spread this video,
2002
01:48:09,625 --> 01:48:11,541
you all should be ashamed.
2003
01:48:11,708 --> 01:48:12,916
Rabeya, don't.
2004
01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:14,875
It was an honest moment of love.
2005
01:48:18,791 --> 01:48:19,708
- Rabeya...
- No, Rabeya!
2006
01:48:19,958 --> 01:48:20,958
- Rabeya Das!
- Rabeya!
2007
01:48:21,541 --> 01:48:23,083
- Kanu, please!
- Security!
2008
01:48:23,208 --> 01:48:24,708
I don't want to say sorry!
2009
01:48:34,833 --> 01:48:36,000
I don't want to become thin!
2010
01:48:37,833 --> 01:48:39,333
I don't want to wear a bra!
2011
01:48:39,708 --> 01:48:41,541
I don't want to believe
in traditional values!
2012
01:48:43,375 --> 01:48:45,083
I don't want to get my eyebrows done!
2013
01:48:45,833 --> 01:48:47,625
I don't want to study math!
2014
01:48:48,791 --> 01:48:50,583
Smash patriarchy!
2015
01:48:50,666 --> 01:48:52,083
Smash patriarchy!
2016
01:48:56,916 --> 01:48:58,333
Smash patriarchy!
2017
01:49:00,166 --> 01:49:03,916
Smash patriarchy!
2018
01:49:07,416 --> 01:49:10,625
Smash patriarchy!
2019
01:49:10,791 --> 01:49:14,041
Rabeya, stop. Rabeya, come down!
2020
01:49:14,500 --> 01:49:15,916
- Come.
- Stay away!
2021
01:49:17,208 --> 01:49:18,125
Back off.
2022
01:49:22,750 --> 01:49:26,333
This journey continues beyond the sky
2023
01:49:26,833 --> 01:49:30,833
The threads of the world cannot stop it
2024
01:49:30,916 --> 01:49:34,416
The ones that had stopped
Are now running as dreams
2025
01:49:34,708 --> 01:49:38,833
Where will they halt now?
2026
01:49:39,083 --> 01:49:43,000
Life, the one that we've touched
2027
01:49:43,083 --> 01:49:47,083
Even our nature has a new color
2028
01:49:47,166 --> 01:49:53,083
Neither do we know ourselves
Nor anyone else
2029
01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:55,791
So live for today
2030
01:49:59,541 --> 01:50:00,500
Is there any more of it?
2031
01:50:14,833 --> 01:50:16,583
You both are super brave, Tina!
2032
01:50:17,166 --> 01:50:19,166
Grandma, the most!
2033
01:50:22,291 --> 01:50:23,250
What happened?
2034
01:50:26,875 --> 01:50:30,375
There are new moments...
2035
01:50:31,208 --> 01:50:36,750
New conversations, new days!
2036
01:50:37,291 --> 01:50:42,333
Everything has changed
2037
01:50:42,416 --> 01:50:46,000
Kanu, if I had married
your biological father,
2038
01:50:46,375 --> 01:50:48,291
then our surname
would have been Singhal.
2039
01:50:49,250 --> 01:50:52,500
That means our status
would be in our name!
2040
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,291
No way.
2041
01:50:56,625 --> 01:50:58,291
Yes, that's a fact.
2042
01:50:58,833 --> 01:51:00,833
Kanika Kapoor Singhal.
2043
01:51:03,583 --> 01:51:04,583
Grandma, it's funny!
2044
01:51:05,416 --> 01:51:06,791
- You can laugh!
- Laugh.
2045
01:51:07,541 --> 01:51:08,416
Grandma!
2046
01:51:08,500 --> 01:51:09,833
What is happiness?
2047
01:51:10,833 --> 01:51:15,166
It is not some secret that you unlock.
2048
01:51:17,916 --> 01:51:19,041
It's a choice.
2049
01:51:19,666 --> 01:51:21,708
Every second of every day.
2050
01:51:22,833 --> 01:51:25,625
And if you haven't followed
the story up until now,
2051
01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:27,916
{\an8}just know that...
2052
01:51:28,666 --> 01:51:30,083
{\an8}"Happily ever after"
2053
01:51:30,166 --> 01:51:31,625
is for you when you're with you.
2054
01:51:32,833 --> 01:51:35,916
So the forward of my story will be,
2055
01:51:36,875 --> 01:51:37,958
"Once upon a time,
2056
01:51:38,708 --> 01:51:41,375
Kanika Kapoor met Kanika Kapoor.
2057
01:51:41,458 --> 01:51:45,708
And they lived happily ever after."
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