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♪ I BETTER TELL YOU ♪
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♪ BEFORE YOU GET CLOSE ♪
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♪ I'M A SPECIAL CASE ♪
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♪ I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES ♪
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♪ THERE IS A REASON ♪
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♪ WHY I'M STILL ALONE ♪
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♪ IF YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF ♪
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♪ ARE YOU ENOUGH OF A MAN? ♪
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♪ CAN YOU TAKE ME AS I AM? ♪
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♪ YOU THINK YOU
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MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪
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♪ BUT I'LL NEVER CHANGE
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FOR SOMEONE ELSE ♪
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♪ IS YOUR HEART STRONG ENOUGH
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TO HANDLE ME? ♪
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♪ YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪
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♪ BUT I LIKE MY WHISKY
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ON THE ROCKS ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER KNOW ♪
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♪ WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH ♪
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♪ IT WON'T BE EASY
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TO WIN MY HEART, BABE ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER BE READY ♪
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♪ IF YOU WANT ME ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER KNOW THAT
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YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE, BOY ♪
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♪ ARE YOU ENOUGH OF A MAN? ♪
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♪ CAN YOU TAKE ME AS I AM? ♪
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♪ YOU THINK
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YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪
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♪ BUT I'LL NEVER CHANGE
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FOR SOMEONE ELSE ♪
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♪ IS YOUR HEART STRONG ENOUGH
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TO HANDLE ME? ♪
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♪ YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪
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♪ BUT I LIKE MY WHISKY
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ON THE ROCKS ♪
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-LOOK, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THIS,
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IN TECH AND IN LIFE:
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IF YOU'RE NOT DISRUPTING,
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YOU'RE NOT INNOVATING.
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-YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD
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IN TWO HOURS.
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OH, SORRY,
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I WAS WATCHING SIMON LANG.
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-I--
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-SIMON LANG?
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA INTERACT
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WITH REAL PEOPLE
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WHO ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
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-YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING
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ABOUT COLLEGE IS
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IT'S THE OPPORTUNITY
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TO MAKE FRIENDSHIPS
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THAT LAST A LIFETIME.
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DO YOU KNOW WHO
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YOUR ROOMMATE'S GONNA BE?
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[MOTHER]
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A GUY NAMED LANCE BLACK.
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I BET HE'S LOVELY.
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DID YOU CALL
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TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF?
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I DID, I DID.
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I LEFT HIM A VOICEMAIL.
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-NEVER CALLED BACK.
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-WELL, DID YOU SOUND
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LIKE A NERD?
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SORRY.
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SOUNDED LIKE MYSELF.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHY
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HE DIDN'T CALL BACK.
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[SIGHS]
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OH, ASHLEY.
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GUYS, PLEASE.
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-ENTREZ-NOUS.
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-OKAY.
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HERE WE GO.
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OH, IT'S, UM...
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IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER
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THAN IT LOOKED IN THE BROCHURE.
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I THINK IT'S BIG ENOUGH
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FOR TWO PEOPLE.
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WHAT IF YOU WANT
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TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER?
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LET'S GET REAL, MOM.
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THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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JAMES, PLEASE DON'T
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LET THE COMPUTER BE
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YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
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JAMES: IT'S NOT.
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[SCOFFS]
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IT'S HOPELESS.
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OKAY.
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ONE DAY,
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I WILL CODE AN APP
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THAT WILL REALLY
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MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
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JAMES, I KNOW IT'S
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NOT PRINCETON OR M.I.T.
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NO, MOM, DON'T DO THAT.
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IT'S OKAY.
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[SIGHS]
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I JUST REALLY HOPE
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MY ROOMMATE'S, LIKE,
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AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART.
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MOM, LET'S GO.
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I'VE GOT A PARTY
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TO GET TO TONIGHT.
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OKAY.
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AAH.
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THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU.
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OOH, I LOVE YOU,
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I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.
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OKAY, JAMES... HAVE FUN.
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-BYE, JAMES.
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BE GOOD.
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NO, DON'T BE GOOD.
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BE ROTTEN,
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BUT EAT GOOD,
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-AND HAVE FUN, AND--
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-MOM, LET'S GO.
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I'M SURE YOUR ROOMMATE
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WILL BE LOVELY.
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[SIGHS]
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JAMES: OH.
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HI.
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YOU MUST BE LANCE.
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YEAH. YOU MUST BE
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MY SOON-TO-BE-TRANSFERRED-
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TO-ANOTHER-COLLEGE ROOMMATE.
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OH, OKAY.
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UM...
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SO THIS IS YOUR SIDE
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OF THE ROOM.
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I HAVE LEFT IT
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COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED.
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DO YOU NEED HELP
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BRINGING ANYTHING IN?
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NO, I GOT IT COVERED.
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THANKS, THOUGH.
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HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GRAB
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SOMETHING TO EAT?
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ACTUALLY, YEAH,
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
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-YEAH.
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-OKAY, COOL.
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I'LL SEE YOU, MAN.
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UH, OKAY, NO, YEAH.
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THAT'S-- THAT'S COOL.
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I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO.
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I WAS GONNA FINISH UP
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ON SOME WORK THAT I WAS DOING,
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SO MAYBE WE COULD CHAT ABOUT IT
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LATER OVER SOME CHAI TEA,
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OR... OKAY.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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HERE YOU GO, MAN.
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HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
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WOMAN: ORDER NUMBER SEVEN
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IS READY!
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GOD, I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
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OH, IT'S-- UH, IT'S ROB.
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ROB.
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WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, ROB?
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[CHUCKLES]
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WHY DO YOU NEED SO MUCH
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INFORMATION?
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YOUR LAST NAME IS
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"SO MUCH INFORMATION"?
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WELL, YEAH.
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LOOK, YOU SEE THIS?
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WHAT? IT'S A PHONE.
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NO, NO, NO,
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IT'S NOT A PHONE.
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THIS IS A 24/7 PORTAL
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TO ALL THE SEX THAT
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I COULD EVER DREAM ABOUT.
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ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CLICK.
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SO...?
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SO, I MEAN,
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YOU'RE OBSOLETE.
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OKAY, LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA TELL
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YOU WHAT MY LAST NAME IS,
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AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU
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WHERE I'M FROM
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OR WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL
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OR WHAT I DO AT SCHOOL, OKAY?
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AND YOU KNOW
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WHAT THE BEST PART IS?
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I DON'T HAVE TO, OKAY?
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HEY, HEY, WESLEY, MAN.
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WAIT UP, MAN.
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WESLEY.
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HE WAS CUTE.
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-I GUESS.
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-WHY'D HE LEAVE?
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HE WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME
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HIS LAST NAME.
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SO?
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SO I'M GOING HOME.
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HEY, WAIT.
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MIND IF I HOOK UP WITH HIM?
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WHATEVER, RACHEL.
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HEY, WAIT UP.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS,
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FIRST OR LAST.
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HANNAH?
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-YOU GO TO SCHOOL HERE?
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-YEP.
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-ME, TOO.
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-OKAY, COOL.
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I MEAN, I HAVEN'T
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SEEN YOU SINCE--
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SINCE PROM NIGHT IN MAY.
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YEAH, JAMES, LET'S PLEASE
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NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
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LOOK, I WAS JUST
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TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU.
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-YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT.
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-LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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I DID SO WRONG.
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I MEAN, I--
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WAS MY VOICE THAT BAD?
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NO, YOUR VOICE WAS GREAT.
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THEN WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
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JAMES.
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YOU KNOW HOW SHY I AM.
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WHEN YOU PICKED UP
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THAT MICROPHONE
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AND ANNOUNCED MY NAME
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IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL
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OF PEOPLE,
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400 PAIRS OF EYES
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TURNED TO FACE ME.
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I WAS MORTIFIED.
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I UNDERSTAND
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THAT YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS
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YOUR FEELINGS TO ME,
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BUT THERE'S A WAY
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BETTER WAY OF DOING THAT
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THAN HUMILIATING ME.
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HANNAH, I'M REALLY SORRY.
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SERIOUSLY, MY INTENTIONS
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WERE THE EXACT OPPOSITE
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OF THE RESULTS,
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AND I WAS JUST TRYING
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TO SHOW YOU THAT I LIKED YOU
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BEFORE WE GRADUATED
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AND WENT OFF TO COLLEGE,
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AND I TRIED FOR FOUR YEARS
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AND NOTHING WORKED.
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PLEASE JUST WALK ME TO MY DORM
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AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I'M JUST NEVER
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GONNA SING AGAIN.
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NO, YOU DON'T
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HAVE TO DO THAT,
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AND YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE
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TO DO THAT FOR ME.
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I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,
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HANNAH.
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THEN PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE
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IN MY QUIET SPACE
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WITH MY BOOKS.
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IF YOU WANT TO READ,
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I'LL WATCH THE GROUND
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SO YOU DON'T TRIP
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ON ANYTHING ELSE.
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OKAY.
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AT LEAST TELL ME
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WHAT YOU'RE READING.
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-"SENSE AND SENSIBILITY"
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BY JANE AUSTEN.
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-JANE AUSTEN.
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HAVE YOU READ HER WORK?
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I LOVE JANE AUSTEN, YEAH.
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-ME, TOO.
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-WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
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PART ABOUT HER?
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SHE WRITES COMPLEX,
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STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS.
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HER CHARACTERS
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ARE SO EXTRAVAGANT.
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THEIR NAMES ARE SO PRECISE,
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KINDA LIKE IP ADDRESSES.
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YEAH, I MEAN, YOU CAN
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TELL SO MUCH ABOUT A PERSON
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BY THEIR NAME.
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WELL...
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HEY, UM,
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT...
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THERE'S A CHASM BETWEEN
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MY INTENTIONS AND MY RESULTS.
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I KNOW
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YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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I'LL SEE YOU IN CS.
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-ELEVATOR: FLOOR NUMBER FIVE.
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-YES, YEAH.
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-I'LL SEE YOU AS WELL.
302
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-ELEVATOR: GOING UP.
303
00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:15,291
( DOOR HANDLE JAMMING )
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[LANCE] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
305
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JUST COME BACK TOMORROW,
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ALL RIGHT?
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I GOT COMPANY.
308
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WHAT? WHY?
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WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?
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[LANCE] NOT HERE.
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JUST FIGURE IT OUT, MAN.
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YEAH, JUST ATE DINNER,
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TUCKED IN FOR BED NOW.
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[WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING]
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REALLY COMFORTABLE, ACTUALLY.
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UH, YEAH,
317
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THE SHEETS YOU GOT ME,
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THEY'RE REALLY SOFT.
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USING THEM A LOT.
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LANCE SEEMS...
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PRETTY ACCEPTING OF ME.
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[WASHING MACHINE BEEPS]
323
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[MAN] HEY!
325
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OH! GET DRESSED,
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GET DRESSED!
327
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,917
YOU PROMISED ME
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COFFEE AND BAGELS.
329
00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:12,500
YEAH, I KNOW.
330
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I'LL SEND YOU THE GIFT CARD
331
00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,250
VIA THE EMAIL
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FOR BAGEL BROS,
333
00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:15,709
BUT RIGHT NOW YOU GOTTA
334
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GET DRESSED,
335
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,333
-YOU'RE GOING OUT THE WINDOW.
336
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-EXCUSE ME?
337
00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,500
YEAH, YOU'RE EXITING
338
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VIA WINDOW.
339
00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:20,875
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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IT'S LITERALLY JUST
341
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THE GROUND FLOOR,
342
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YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
343
00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,417
ALL THOSE NICE THINGS
344
00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,417
I SAID ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT,
345
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,792
I TAKE THEM ALL BACK.
346
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,333
[MAN] HEY, HEY, HEY!
347
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,333
YOU IN THERE?
348
00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,750
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
349
00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,750
I'M COMING, POPS!
350
00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,208
I'M JUST-- UM--
351
00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,208
PUTTING ON SOME PANTS.
352
00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,333
-[DOOR RATTLING]
353
00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,333
-WHAT'S YOUR DAD DOING HERE?
354
00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,417
I THINK HE'S JUST BRINGING
355
00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,417
ME MY STUFF, ALL RIGHT?
356
00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,250
BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO,
357
00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,250
COME ON.
358
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,625
[GIRL]
359
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,625
I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
360
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,625
HEY! BIMBO FLYING!
361
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,625
SOMEBODY CATCH HER!
362
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,792
[SCREAMS]
363
00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,542
HEY!
364
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,291
DUDE...
365
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,250
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE
366
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,250
TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
367
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,458
-[LAUGHTER]
368
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,458
-COME HERE.
369
00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:58,750
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
370
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,208
THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
371
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,417
WOW!
372
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:02,834
YOU HAD A GOOD TRIP UP?
373
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,208
YEAH, GREAT TRIP!
374
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,208
WOW!
375
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,583
-GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
376
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,583
-WOW!
377
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,000
WELL, THIS IS THE SPOT.
378
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,375
AWESOME, BRO,
379
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,375
THIS IS AWESOME.
380
00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,583
-DESK, BED...
381
00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,583
-[CHUCKLES]
382
00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,417
-HEY, THIS IS INGA.
383
00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,417
-INGA?
384
00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:17,792
-[INGA] HI.
385
00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:17,792
-INGA?
386
00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:20,583
WHAT HAPPENED TO FABIOLA?
387
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,750
-INGA HAPPENED TO FABIOLA.
388
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,750
-OH.
389
00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,875
[CHUCKLES]
390
00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,875
ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD.
391
00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:28,375
-OKAY.
392
00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:28,375
-HEY, INGA, UNPACK EVERYTHING,
393
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,750
AND THEN KINDA PUT IT ALL AWAY
394
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,750
NICE AND ORGANIZED.
395
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,625
-SURE.
396
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,625
-I'MA TAKE THE BIG GUY
397
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,625
OUT TO BREAKFAST.
398
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:33,917
-SURE.
399
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:33,917
-IS THAT GREAT?
400
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,542
BAGELS AND COFFEE.
401
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:42,333
[PROFESSOR]
402
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:42,333
WHICH WOULD MAKE THAT...
403
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:45,834
SORRY I'M LATE, PROFESSOR,
404
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:45,834
I WAS JUST, UM...
405
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:49,458
READING THAT BOOK
406
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:49,458
IN YOUR SYLLABUS.
407
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,792
SO LATENESS WILL PUT YOU
408
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,792
ON THE FAST TRACK
409
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,667
TO GETTING AN F
410
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,667
IN MY CLASS.
411
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:55,333
TAKE A SEAT.
412
00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,583
AND WIPE THE GIRL
413
00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,583
OFF YOUR FACE, PLEASE.
414
00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:02,208
[CLEARS THROAT]
415
00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:02,208
ALL RIGHT, SO, YOUR ASSIGNMENT
416
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,250
WAS TO CREATE TRUTH TABLES
417
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,125
BASED ON THE READING.
418
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:09,709
SO, WHO AMONG YOU
419
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:09,709
DID THE ASSIGNMENT?
420
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:13,750
UM, I COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT,
421
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:13,750
PROFESSOR BARNES.
422
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,000
I'M SORRY,
423
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,000
TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS,
424
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:17,458
WHEN DID YOU ASSIGN THIS?
425
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,417
IT WAS IN YOUR SYLLABUS
426
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,417
I SENT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
427
00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,625
OVER TWO WEEKS AGO.
428
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,000
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
429
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,500
UH, JAMES SINGER.
430
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,583
ALL RIGHT, JAMES,
431
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,583
SINCE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
432
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:27,583
WHO APPARENTLY READ
433
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:27,583
THE SYLLABUS,
434
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:29,291
OR COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT,
435
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,291
WOULD YOU CARE TO STAND UP
436
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,291
AND EXPLAIN IT TO THE CLASS?
437
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,250
UH, YEAH,
438
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,250
OF COURSE, YEAH.
439
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:36,333
THAT, MY FRIEND, PUTS YOU ON
440
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:36,333
THE FAST TRACK TO GETTING AN A,
441
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,625
OKAY?
442
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,625
UH...
443
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:50,333
ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T DO IT,
444
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:50,333
IT WAS A DIFFERENT ONE.
445
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,291
I DIDN'T COMPLETE IT AT ALL,
446
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,291
ACTUALLY.
447
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,166
[PROFESSOR]
448
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,166
UH-HUH.
449
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,792
GOD, I MISS NEW HAVEN.
450
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,417
LISTEN...
451
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,417
[CLEARS THROAT]
452
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:02,333
...THIS CLASS IS YOUR DOORWAY
453
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:02,333
TO EVERY OTHER
454
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:06,250
COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSE
455
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:06,250
IN THIS ENTIRE COLLEGE.
456
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,375
IT IS A REQUIREMENT
457
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,375
THAT I MAKE IT TOUGH.
458
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,208
WHY IS THAT A REQUIREMENT?
459
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,917
TO WEED OUT THE UNWORTHY.
460
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,166
THE CODING FIELD IS OVERCROWDED
461
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,166
WITH DABBLERS,
462
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,500
AND I FOR ONE--
463
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,500
EXCUSE ME, TAKE THOSE OFF!
464
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,500
THANK YOU.
465
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,875
AND STOP LOOKING
466
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,875
AT YOUR NAILS, THANK YOU.
467
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,959
SO, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANY
468
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,959
OTHER COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSES
469
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,458
AT THIS COLLEGE, OR YOU WANT
470
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,458
A CAREER IN IT,
471
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,083
YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY CLASS,
472
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:31,083
AND IN ORDER TO PASS MY CLASS,
473
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:31,083
YOU HAVE TO WORK...
474
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,125
VERY HARD.
475
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,834
CLASS DISMISSED.
476
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,083
[MUTTERING]
477
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,542
-WHAT'S UP?
478
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,542
-HEY, SQUARE.
479
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,750
LISTEN,
480
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,750
ME AND THE OTHER STUDENTS,
481
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,417
WE KINDA-- WE'VE COME UP
482
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,417
WITH A PLAN.
483
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,583
FOR WHAT?
484
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,083
TO PASS CS.
485
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,834
UH, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
486
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,583
[SNORTS] BRO, ARE YOU GONNA
487
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,583
SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR BARNES?
488
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,083
-NO, I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP
489
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,083
WITH PROFESSOR BARNES.
490
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,083
-THAT'S GNARLY.
491
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,041
DON'T DO IT.
492
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,750
SHE WOULD PROBABLY
493
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,750
FALL INTO A DEPRESSION,
494
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,750
EVEN THOUGH SHE DIGS ME.
495
00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,667
THE THING IS I WOULD GET
496
00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,667
EXPELLED AND WE DON'T WANT THAT,
497
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:15,041
SO WE HAVE TO DO THIS
498
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:15,041
A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.
499
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,333
HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING,
500
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,792
SHE CAN'T FAIL ALL OF US
501
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,792
AT ONCE, OKAY?
502
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,917
SO WE EITHER SINK TOGETHER
503
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,917
OR WE DROWN TOGETHER.
504
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,041
ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING?
505
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,041
I THINK IT'S THE SAME THING.
506
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,291
YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE
507
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,291
IT'S THE POINT.
508
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,041
I-- I KNOW.
509
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,750
I'M GONNA TELL YOU IF
510
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,750
AND WHEN WE DO THE ASSIGNMENTS,
511
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:31,834
OKAY?
512
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,125
HOW ARE YOU GONNA LEARN?
513
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:36,208
-[SNORTING]
514
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:36,208
-WHAT?
515
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,750
HOW ARE WE GONNA LEARN?
516
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,750
BRO, WE DON'T WANNA LEARN.
517
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,959
WE JUST WANNA PASS
518
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,959
THE CS REQUIREMENTS.
519
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,750
NO, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF,
520
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,750
WESLEY.
521
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,959
SORRY, I HATE HIM.
522
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,959
I WANT TO LEARN.
523
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,792
SEE, HE WANTS TO LEARN.
524
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,166
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PLAN
525
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,166
OR NOT?
526
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:55,417
-HE WANTS TO--
527
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:55,417
-DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
528
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:55,417
I'M SAYING?
529
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:59,875
-I UNDERSTAND.
530
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:59,875
-GOOD.
531
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:01,625
WE'LL BE IN CONTACT.
532
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,834
TILL THEN, DO YOU,
533
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,834
BOO-BOO.
534
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,208
COME ON GUYS, LET'S GO.
535
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,125
-SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR.
536
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,125
-OKAY, OKAY.
537
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,458
-REMEMBER THAT.
538
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,458
-LOVE YOU.
539
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,166
WHAT?
540
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:14,375
ALL RIGHT, NOW GUYS, WHAT
541
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:14,375
DATING APP WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?
542
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,000
NONE OF 'EM, MAN,
543
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,000
DATING IS FOR PUTZES.
544
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,875
WHY WOULD I WASTE MY MONEY
545
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,875
ON A MOVIE?
546
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,250
-OR DINNER?
547
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,250
-OR FLOWERS?
548
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,125
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
549
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,125
GAVE A GIRL FLOWERS.
550
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,792
HEY, DON'T DISS FLOWERS,
551
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,792
MY DAD GIVES MY MOM FLOWERS
552
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,250
ALL THE TIME AND IT
553
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,250
ALWAYS MAKES HER HAPPY.
554
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,625
THAT WENT OUT
555
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,625
WITH THE 20TH CENTURY.
556
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:28,834
I'M GONNA
557
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:28,834
FALL.
558
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,208
IT'S A WASTE OF TIME
559
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,208
AND MONEY.
560
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,792
YOU KNOW WHAT?
561
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,792
IT'S A NUMBERS GAME.
562
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:35,500
SEE, THE MARKET IS SATURATED
563
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:35,500
IN SINGLE, SLUTTY GIRLS,
564
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,542
AND IT'S A BUYER'S MARKET.
565
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,208
HEY, LANCE, DO YOU HAVE
566
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,208
A MINUTE?
567
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,792
ACTUALLY NO, WE'RE IN
568
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,792
A BOARD MEETING,
569
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:45,041
-IT'S KINDA PRIVATE.
570
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:45,041
-OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?
571
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,792
WELL, DO I KNOW YOU?
572
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:50,083
UH, YEAH,
573
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:50,083
WE SLEPT TOGETHER.
574
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,875
-UM...
575
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,875
-YOU NEVER CALLED.
576
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,333
[CHUCKLES]
577
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,333
I WILL CALL YOU.
578
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,083
I PROMISE, I WILL CALL YOU.
579
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,500
OKAY?
580
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,583
BYE.
581
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:04,458
HE IS NOT GONNA CALL YOU.
582
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,792
SO WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS SAY
583
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,792
IS THE BEST HOOK-UP APP?
584
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,250
UM...
585
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,917
WELL, I GUESS THE PERFECT APP
586
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,917
HASN'T EVEN BEEN CREATED YET.
587
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,208
-WHOA.
588
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,208
-HELLO.
589
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,041
YEAH, BUT WHAT FEATURES
590
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,041
DO YOU THINK WE NEED?
591
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:20,000
YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE
592
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:20,000
A GIRL AIRLIFTED OUT OF MY BED
593
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,959
-THE SECOND I'M FINISHED
594
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,959
WITH HER.
595
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,959
-OOH!
596
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,458
YIKES, I DON'T THINK
597
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,458
TELEPORTATION EXISTS YET,
598
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,458
LANCE, SO...
599
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,458
I WAS BEING THEORETICAL.
600
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,041
YEAH, THEORETICAL.
601
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:32,166
YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE TO
602
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:32,166
MAKE SURE THAT A GIRL
603
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,208
COULDN'T FIND ME AFTER,
604
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,208
YOU KNOW?
605
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,625
OR EVEN IF
606
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,625
SHE WANTED TO FIND ME
607
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,083
SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
608
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,083
BECAUSE THE INFORMATION
609
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,792
WOULD GET LOST OR MAYBE
610
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,792
IT WOULD JUST MORPH MY ACCOUNT
611
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,417
INTO SOME OTHER ACCOUNT.
612
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,125
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO,
613
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,125
I GET WHAT YOU MEAN,
614
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,125
LIKE, YOU COULD MIX UP
615
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,125
OUR IDENTITY OR SOMETHING.
616
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,792
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY
617
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,792
WHAT I JUST SAID.
618
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,000
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
619
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,375
WHY DON'T WE JUST CREATE
620
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,375
AN APP LIKE THAT.
621
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:57,959
OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO CODE?
622
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,083
BUT WE'RE TAKING A COMPUTER
623
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,083
SCIENCE CLASS,
624
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,709
WE CAN LEARN.
625
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,208
NO, WE CAN'T. NOT TO DO
626
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,208
SOMETHING THAT SOPHISTICATED.
627
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,709
WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
628
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,709
THE BOOK.
629
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,625
YEAH, WE CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
630
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,625
THE SYLLABUS.
631
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,041
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
632
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,834
DISRUPTION IS NOT AN APP.
633
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,750
DISRUPTION IS NOT GADGET.
634
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:22,208
DISRUPTION IS NOT
635
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:22,208
A BUSINESS MODEL.
636
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:26,542
DISRUPTION IS CATACLYSMIC CHANGE
637
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:26,542
IN HUMAN BEHAVIOR
638
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,959
BROUGHT ON BY CONSENSUS.
639
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,959
I'M NOT DOING THE HOMEWORK,
640
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,959
I'M JUST READING THE BOOK.
641
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,625
YOU DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T
642
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,625
READ THE BOOK, IS THAT OKAY?
643
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,709
RELAX.
644
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,709
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK?
645
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,667
IT'S ON THE SYLLABUS.
646
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,959
IT'S "PROGRAMMING SOCIAL
647
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,959
ENGAGEMENT PLATFORMS."
648
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,792
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
649
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,542
-YOU'RE KIDDING.
650
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,542
-I NEVER KID.
651
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,333
WELL, I THINK THAT MIGHT
652
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,333
BE A PROBLEM, JAMES.
653
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,000
-HEY, THAT'S MINE.
654
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,000
-WELL, IT'S A NICE PHONE CASE.
655
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,125
-THANK YOU.
656
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,125
-IT'S BIRDS.
657
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,500
-MM-HMM.
658
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,500
-IS THE BOOK HARD?
659
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,500
I'VE READ IT BEFORE.
660
00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:53,625
I MEAN THE ORIGINAL EDITION.
661
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,333
WHAT, IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
662
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,959
NO, WHEN I WAS
663
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,959
IN SIXTH GRADE.
664
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,959
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
665
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,959
BEEN CODING FOR?
666
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,291
-SINCE I WAS SEVEN.
667
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,291
-HMM.
668
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,291
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
669
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,375
OH, YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
670
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,500
YOU'RE INVITED
671
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,500
TO MY BOARD MEETING.
672
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:11,792
COME ON, GRAB YOUR STUFF.
673
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,083
GRAB A CHAIR.
674
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,709
WHOA, OKAY.
675
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:24,166
ALL RIGHT, UH, DANIEL, WESLEY,
676
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:24,166
YOU REMEMBER JAMES.
677
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,125
JAMES, THIS IS DANIEL
678
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,125
AND WESLEY.
679
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,625
-WHAT'S UP?
680
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,625
-HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?
681
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,500
OKAY, IF THIS IS
682
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,500
ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE,
683
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,166
I'M JUST GONNA SAY,
684
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,625
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL DO
685
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,625
THE HOMEWORK, I'M JUST SAYING.
686
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,291
UH, YOU HAVEN'T QUITE GOTTEN
687
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,291
TO VOTING STATUS YET,
688
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:40,125
SO FOR RIGHT NOW
689
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:40,125
YOU'RE JUST CONSULTANT, OKAY?
690
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,500
OF COURSE, YEAH.
691
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,250
-SO, I HAVE AN IDEA.
692
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,250
-WHOA!
693
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,709
-HEY.
694
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,709
-WE HAVE AN IDEA,
695
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,417
AND WE WOULD LIKE
696
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,417
TO HIRE YOU.
697
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,834
TO DO WHAT?
698
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,083
TO BUILD AN APP.
699
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,625
WE NEED TO INTERVIEW HIM
700
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,625
FIRST
701
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,291
BEFORE WE GIVE HIM ANY JOB.
702
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,959
TRUE, TRUE.
703
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,542
HAVE YOU EVER BUILT
704
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,542
AN APP BEFORE?
705
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:58,750
YES.
706
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,291
OKAY, WELL,
707
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,291
TELL US ABOUT IT.
708
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,208
-WHICH ONE?
709
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,208
-WHOA, WHOA! WHICH ONE?
710
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,834
LIKE THERE'S MULTIPLE APPS
711
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,834
THAT YOU'VE MADE?
712
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:09,333
UH, WELL, YEAH,
713
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:09,333
I'VE BUILT 17 FOR IOS,
714
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,834
AND 12 FOR ANDROID.
715
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,792
OKAY, SO WHAT DO THEY DO?
716
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:16,917
UH, OKAY, WELL, ONE OF THEM
717
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:16,917
LEAD HOMELESS PEOPLE TO
718
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:16,917
SHELTERS,
719
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,542
ANOTHER ONE ASSISTED
720
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,542
THE BLIND,
721
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,041
UH, ONE PUBLIC
722
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,041
THOROUGH FARES,
723
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:24,083
ANOTHER ONE HOSTED
724
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:24,083
LOCAL FOOD DRIVES, UM--
725
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,875
OKAY, WELL, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
726
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,875
DO SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT.
727
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:30,250
HEY, CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT
728
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:30,250
THIS GENIUS IS MY ROOMMATE?
729
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,625
I MEAN, HOW PERFECT IS THAT?
730
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,792
OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!
731
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,792
THIS IS PERFECT.
732
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,291
MM-HMM, I LOVE IT.
733
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:38,083
JAMES, YOU ARE GOING TO BUILD
734
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:38,083
ONE MORE APP,
735
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,875
AND THIS APP WILL TAKE
736
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,875
THE WORLD BY STORM.
737
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,417
WELL, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO?
738
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,417
JAMES, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
739
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,041
WE TAKE MEN AND WOMEN
740
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,333
AND WE PUT THEM TOGETHER
741
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,333
SO THEY CAN MEET UP.
742
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,250
-SO, A DATING APP.
743
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,250
-NOT A DATING APP.
744
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,375
[CHUCKLES]
745
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,375
HOOK-UPS.
746
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,875
THERE'S ALREADY HOOK-UP APPS
747
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,875
OUT THERE.
748
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,333
NO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS ONE.
749
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,875
WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT
750
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,875
ABOUT THIS ONE?
751
00:19:56,917 --> 00:20:00,291
THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT TO BE
752
00:19:56,917 --> 00:20:00,291
ON THIS APP,
753
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583
YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO CERTAIN
754
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
755
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,375
THAT WILL MAKE SURE
756
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,375
THAT YOU, ONE,
757
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,917
DO NOT ASK FOR NAMES,
758
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,709
TWO, YOU WILL NOT ASK
759
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,709
TO SEE THE PERSON AGAIN,
760
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,291
AND, THREE, BY NO MEANS,
761
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,291
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE,
762
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,750
WILL YOU DATE
763
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,750
ANYBODY ON THE APP.
764
00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,583
AND THAT MEANS THAT ALL
765
00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,583
THE GUYS ARE GONNA BE ON IT.
766
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,250
AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE GONNA
767
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,250
HAVE TO BE ON IT
768
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,500
IF THEY WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE.
769
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,500
MM-HMM.
770
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:24,834
OKAY, WHAT'S SO WRONG
771
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:24,834
WITH A GIRL KNOWING YOUR NAME,
772
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:25,834
OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?
773
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,125
-[LAUGHTER]
774
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,125
-WHAT'S SO BAD?
775
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,417
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
776
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,417
FOR ME TO KNOW
777
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,291
AND YOU TO FIGURE OUT
778
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,291
HOW TO CODE.
779
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,792
DO YOU THINK...
780
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,125
ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE
781
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,125
ON THE APP?
782
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,667
OH, OKAY.
783
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,667
SO HE DOES LIKE GIRLS.
784
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,166
PAY UP.
785
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,333
DUDE, I'M NOT GAY.
786
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,625
I DO... I LIKE ONE GIRL.
787
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,917
I'M NOT SAYING WHO IT IS.
788
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,792
STICK AROUND, OKAY?
789
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,792
LISTEN TO ME,
790
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:57,542
AND SHE'LL BE EATING
791
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:57,542
OUT OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
792
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,500
WHOA, WHOA, JAMES, JAMES,
793
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,500
COME ON.
794
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,166
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
795
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,166
COME BACK.
796
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,333
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
797
00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:06,250
SO IT'S A MAYBE.
798
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:09,083
OKAY, FINE, WELL,
799
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:09,083
YOU WON FAIR AND SQUARE.
800
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,291
PAY UP.
801
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,917
[JAMES]
802
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,917
SO, HOW WAS THE HONEYMOON?
803
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,166
[PHIL]
804
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,166
IT WAS THE BEST ONE YET.
805
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,208
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS,
806
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,208
JAMES.
807
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,959
I TOLD HER,
808
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,959
"JUST BRING A PASSPORT."
809
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,959
YOU KNOW, AN ANNUAL HONEYMOON
810
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,959
WOULD SAVE ANY MARRIAGE.
811
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,333
I WISH YOU AND LEAH WOULD HAVE
812
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,333
TRIED IT, HONEY.
813
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,542
[SCOFFS] THANKS FOR
814
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,542
THE EARLY WARNING, MOM.
815
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,417
UH, JAMES, HAVE YOU
816
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,417
MET ANYONE YET?
817
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,625
YEAH, I'VE MET A LOT
818
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,625
OF PEOPLE.
819
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:36,166
ANY GIRLS?
820
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,291
NO, DAD, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS
821
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,291
ON MY STUDIES.
822
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,750
I'M GONNA ASK
823
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,750
FOR A PATERNITY TEST.
824
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,291
HEY, I SHOULD ASK
825
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,291
FOR A PATERNITY TEST.
826
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,875
-OUCH!
827
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,875
-VERY FAMILIAR WITH
828
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,875
THE GARDENER.
829
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,750
-OH, PHIL.
830
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,750
-DAD, I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
831
00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:50,375
ME TOO, ME TOO.
832
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:54,458
JAMES, IF YOU WANT ANY
833
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:54,458
ADVICE ABOUT THE FAIRER SEX,
834
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,583
YOU SHOULD ASK
835
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,583
YOUR GRANDFATHER.
836
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,917
THEY DON'T ACT MUCH FAIRER.
837
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:03,333
YOU'RE NOT BECOMING
838
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:03,333
AN ANTI-FEMINIST, ARE YOU JAMES?
839
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,667
I DON'T KNOW GRANDPA,
840
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,667
I'M STILL STUDYING
841
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,667
THE SITUATION.
842
00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:08,000
DAD, I DON'T THINK YOUR
843
00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:08,000
ROMANTIC ADVICE PERTAINS
844
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,417
TO JAMES' GENERATION.
845
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,667
THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING
846
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,667
ON THEIR PHONE NOW.
847
00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:12,125
THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE.
848
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,917
I MEAN, THAT'S HOW
849
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,917
THEY MEET EACH OTHER.
850
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,417
AND HOOK-UP WITH EACH OTHER
851
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,417
AND BREAK-UP WITH EACH OTHER.
852
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,458
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY,
853
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,458
WOMEN AND MEN
854
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,625
HAVE NOT CHANGED
855
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,625
FOR 10,000 YEARS.
856
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,750
PHIL...
857
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,750
[CLEARS THROAT]
858
00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,875
...I'M NOT SO SURE
859
00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,875
ABOUT THAT.
860
00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,792
HMM, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
861
00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:41,834
[ATM BEEPS]
862
00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:44,959
-WHAT?
863
00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:44,959
IS THE WELL DRY?
864
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,291
-NO, I JUST HAVE TO WAIT
865
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,291
FOR MY DAD'S CHECK TO CLEAR.
866
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,709
-YOU THINK ABOUT MY OFFER?
867
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,000
-TO MAKE THE HOOK-UP APP?
868
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,000
-MM-HMM.
869
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,709
YEAH, AND THE ANSWER IS NO,
870
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,709
OKAY?
871
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,792
THAT'S THE LAST THING
872
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,792
THAT I WANT TO DO.
873
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:57,750
-MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
874
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:57,750
THE RIGHT GUY FOR IT ANYWAY.
875
00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:00,208
I MEAN,
876
00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:00,208
IF YOU WERE SO SMART,
877
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,917
YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED
878
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,917
TO PRINCETON OR M.I.T.,
879
00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:04,583
OR MAYBE EVEN HARVARD,
880
00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:04,583
RIGHT?
881
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,125
-I GOT INTO PRINCETON,
882
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,125
M.I.T., HARVARD, AND STANFORD.
883
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,709
-OH, YEAH,
884
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,709
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU THERE?
885
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,166
-BECAUSE...
886
00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:12,792
MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE
887
00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:12,792
THE MONEY.
888
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,375
-YEAH, WELL IF YOU WERE
889
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,375
SO SMART,
890
00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,917
I'M SURE YOU'D HAVE
891
00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,917
A SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT?
892
00:23:19,959 --> 00:23:21,667
-THE IVYS DON'T GIVE
893
00:23:19,959 --> 00:23:21,667
ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIPS
894
00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:23,250
AND WITH MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS,
895
00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:23,250
IT JUST--
896
00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:24,500
YOU KNOW WHAT?
897
00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:24,500
NEVER MIND.
898
00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,291
-JAMES, I AM
899
00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,291
YOUR SAVING GRACE.
900
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:29,000
I MEAN, IF YOU DO THIS APP,
901
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:29,000
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY
902
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,959
TO GO TO WHEREVER YOU WANT
903
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,959
TO GO FOR SCHOOLING.
904
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,458
THINK ABOUT IT.
905
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,500
YOU'LL BE LIKE STEVE JOBS
906
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,500
OR STEVE WOZNIAK.
907
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:37,959
BILL GATES
908
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:37,959
AND PAUL ALLEN.
909
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,583
MATT DAMON
910
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,583
AND BEN AFFLECK.
911
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:43,583
LET ME KNOW.
912
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:43,583
OKAY?
913
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:52,583
SO, UH, WHAT TIME
914
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:52,583
IS YOUR NEXT CLASS?
915
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,083
-AN HOUR.
916
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,667
-YEAH?
917
00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:57,500
-I NEED MY DESK
918
00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:57,500
AND MY CHAIR.
919
00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,709
-WELL, THIS ISN'T GONNA
920
00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,709
TAKE LONG, RIGHT? IT'S QUICK.
921
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,417
-WELL I NEED IT NOW
922
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,417
IF YOU WANT MY HELP.
923
00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:04,542
-WAIT, HOLD ON,
924
00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:04,542
YOU DECIDED TO DO IT?
925
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,667
-WELL,
926
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,667
THERE ARE CONDITIONS.
927
00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:07,500
LIKE, NO GIRLS,
928
00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:07,500
NO PARTIES,
929
00:24:07,542 --> 00:24:09,542
NO STAYING UP
930
00:24:07,542 --> 00:24:09,542
UNTIL 3:00 AM WITH FRIENDS.
931
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,083
THIS WILL BECOME
932
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,083
A CODING SANCTUARY.
933
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:12,667
-OH, NO, NO, NO.
934
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:12,667
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
935
00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:15,291
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CODE
936
00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:15,291
IN THE STUDY ROOM DOWN THE HALL?
937
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,750
-NO.
938
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,750
-WELL, I NEED MY ROOM, DUDE.
939
00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:19,959
WELL, I NEED MY ROOM.
940
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,709
-OKAY, WAIT!
941
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,709
YES, YES, YEAH, YEAH,
942
00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,917
YOU CAN CODE IN HERE.
943
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,000
-WILL YOU ALSO
944
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,000
MAKE ME BREAKFAST?
945
00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:32,208
-NO, I WILL NOT MAKE YOU
946
00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:32,208
BREAKFAST, JAMES.
947
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,917
-BUT SHE SERIOUSLY DOES
948
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,917
HAVE TO GO.
949
00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,667
-YEAH, OKAY,
950
00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,667
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
951
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,667
TIME TO SKEDADDLE,
952
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,667
GET OUT.
953
00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:41,625
-WILL YOU CALL ME LATER?
954
00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:41,625
-PROBABLY NOT.
955
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,041
-HE WON'T.
956
00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,875
-OKAY, I'LL COME BY
957
00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,875
AFTER CLASS.
958
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,417
-NO, NO, NO, JAMES AND I
959
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,417
HAVE VERY IMPORTANT WORK TO DO
960
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,083
AND WE NEED PEACE AND QUIET,
961
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,083
BUT, THANK YOU.
962
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,834
SERIOUSLY.
963
00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,500
-I HAVE ONE MORE CONDITION.
964
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,709
-I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
965
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,709
I'M NOT MAKING BREAKFAST
966
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,709
FOR YOU IN BED.
967
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,375
-IT'S NOT THAT.
968
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,375
I WANT TO DO THIS ANONYMOUSLY.
969
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,166
-WELL, THEN WHO IS GONNA
970
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,166
TAKE THE CREDIT
971
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,625
FOR DEVELOPING THE APP?
972
00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,458
-WELL, CONSIDERING
973
00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,458
I HAVE NOT BEEN ACCORDED
974
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,959
VOTING RIGHTS, STILL.
975
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,875
I WOULD SAY, YOU WOULD
976
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,875
TAKE THE CREDIT.
977
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:09,875
-WHO? ME?
978
00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:11,625
-YEAH, YOU.
979
00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:11,625
-WHY?
980
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,000
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
981
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,000
TO KNOW I'M A PART OF THIS.
982
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:15,500
-WHAT PEOPLE
983
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:15,500
DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
984
00:25:15,542 --> 00:25:16,625
THAT YOU'RE A PART
985
00:25:15,542 --> 00:25:16,625
OF THIS APP?
986
00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:18,166
-MY MOTHER, FOR ONE.
987
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,959
-OH!
988
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,959
[LAUGHS]
989
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,500
WAIT, WE CAN'T TELL MOMMY?
990
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,500
WHY NOT?
991
00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:24,500
-OKAY, DO YOU WANT MY HELP
992
00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:24,500
OR NOT?
993
00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:26,417
-YEAH, NO, YEAH,
994
00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:26,417
OBVIOUSLY.
995
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,917
-THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
996
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,333
LET'S GET STARTED.
997
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,125
[LAUGHTER]
998
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,375
I FELT LIKE IT WAS
999
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,375
A BAPTISM.
1000
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:40,375
[LAUGHTER]
1001
00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:41,875
HEY, WHERE'VE YOU GUYS BEEN?
1002
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,291
OH, UH...
1003
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,291
WE'VE BEEN STUDYING.
1004
00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:45,542
FOR REAL?
1005
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,750
UH-HUH.
1006
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,750
YEAH, WE'RE ACTUALLY CODING
1007
00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:49,875
A NEW BREAKTHROUGH PROJECT.
1008
00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,375
MM-HMM, AND IT'LL BE OUT SOON,
1009
00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,375
LADIES, SO DON'T FRET.
1010
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,959
THAT SOUNDS COOL,
1011
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,959
WHAT IS IT?
1012
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,291
OH, NO, IT'S--
1013
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,291
WE HAVEN'T MADE IT PUBLIC YET.
1014
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,458
[SCOFFS]
1015
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,458
WHAT LANGUAGE IS IT IN?
1016
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:01,625
-[LAUGHS] WHAT...
1017
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:01,625
-TELL HER.
1018
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,000
-ENGLISH.
1019
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,000
-YEAH, ENGLISH.
1020
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,625
SHE MEANT WHAT
1021
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,625
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.
1022
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,083
YEAH, WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT,
1023
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,083
WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL YOU THAT,
1024
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,667
OKAY?
1025
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,667
IT'S PRIVATE.
1026
00:26:08,709 --> 00:26:10,291
WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS
1027
00:26:08,709 --> 00:26:10,291
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
1028
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,792
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1029
00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:25,500
UH, JAMES...
1030
00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:25,500
WHAT IS THIS?
1031
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,250
YOU WERE LATE
1032
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,250
FOR OUR MEETING.
1033
00:26:27,291 --> 00:26:29,500
-WHERE IS THE TV?
1034
00:26:27,291 --> 00:26:29,500
-IT'S IN THE CLOSET.
1035
00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:31,917
-WHAT ABOUT MY FUTON?
1036
00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:31,917
-DEFLATED, FOLDED NEATLY,
1037
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,000
-AND TUCKED UNDER THE BED.
1038
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,000
-WHAT? NO, DUDE!
1039
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:36,041
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
1040
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:36,041
MY FUTON.
1041
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:38,125
AND I CAN'T CODE ANONYMOUSLY
1042
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:38,125
EXCEPT FOR IN THIS ROOM,
1043
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,125
AND I CAN'T CODE AT ALL
1044
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,542
UNLESS THIS IS MY SANCTUARY.
1045
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:47,750
[SIGHS] OKAY, THEN WHAT
1046
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:47,750
AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE?
1047
00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:49,208
I'D LIKE A TURKEY
1048
00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:49,208
AND SWISS ON RYE
1049
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,125
WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO,
1050
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,125
AND MAYONNAISE, PLEASE.
1051
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,542
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
1052
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,542
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANTED
1053
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,542
ME TO DO WITH THIS.
1054
00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:55,125
THAT'S PERFECT RIGHT THERE,
1055
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,709
AND I AM NOT GONNA
1056
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,709
BE YOUR WAITER.
1057
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,125
-DUDE.
1058
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,125
-WAIT-- OKAY, FINE!
1059
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:02,417
UNLESS IT KEEPS YOU
1060
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:02,417
FROM CODING, SIT DOWN.
1061
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:04,875
DO YOUR THING.
1062
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:08,834
[SHARP EXHALE]
1063
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:08,834
UH, AND WHAT LANGUAGE
1064
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:08,834
ARE WE DOING THIS IN?
1065
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,834
ENGLISH.
1066
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,667
NO, I MEANT LIKE
1067
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,667
THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.
1068
00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,709
-I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT.
1069
00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,709
-OH, WAS IT A JOKE?
1070
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,375
-WAS IT FUNNY?
1071
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,375
-NO.
1072
00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:21,250
DON'T TRY IT AGAIN,
1073
00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:21,250
'CAUSE FUNNY STUFF DOESN'T
1074
00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:21,250
WORK FOR YOU, OKAY?
1075
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,041
OKAY, I'M SORRY,
1076
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,041
I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.
1077
00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:26,250
DUDE, WHAT'S THE PROGRAMMING?
1078
00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:26,250
I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TELL PEOPLE
1079
00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:27,417
WHAT WE'RE DOING IN HERE.
1080
00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,083
C, JAVA, HTML,
1081
00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,083
AND RUBY.
1082
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,875
[COUGHS AND SNEEZES]
1083
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:34,834
OH, DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK
1084
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:34,834
ABOUT GETTING SICK ON ME, OKAY?
1085
00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:38,208
-OKAY.
1086
00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:38,208
-JUST PUT THAT ON.
1087
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,709
WHEN AM I GETTING PAID?
1088
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,875
IN TIME FOR YOU
1089
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,875
TO ENROLL AT M.I.T.
1090
00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:44,250
THE DEADLINE
1091
00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:44,250
IS FEBRUARY FIRST.
1092
00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:47,917
I GUESS
1093
00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:47,917
YOU BETTER GET STARTED.
1094
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,291
ALL RIGHT GUYS, SO, UH,
1095
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,291
I THINK IT'S TIME
1096
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:51,875
FOR A LITTLE POP QUIZ
1097
00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:53,750
JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE CAUGHT
1098
00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:53,750
UP IN ALL YOUR READING.
1099
00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:57,834
HEY, UH, TEACH. YEAH,
1100
00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:57,834
I'D LIKE TO BE EXEMPT
1101
00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,125
-FROM SAID POP QUIZ.
1102
00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,125
-[PROFESSOR] ON WHAT GROUNDS?
1103
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,750
ON THE GROUNDS THAT
1104
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,750
I'M DEVELOPING A REAL APP
1105
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:03,458
THAT NEEDS MY TIME.
1106
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,792
I MEAN, I THINK THAT YOU'D FIND
1107
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,792
THAT IT MORE THAN FULFILLS
1108
00:28:06,834 --> 00:28:09,166
THE COURSE REQUIREMENTS.
1109
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,917
[PROFESSOR]
1110
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,917
COME OVER HERE, LANCE.
1111
00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:14,583
COME ON, I WON'T BITE YA,
1112
00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:14,583
COME ON.
1113
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,875
I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST
1114
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,875
SHARE WITH THE CLASS
1115
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,959
DETAILS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT,
1116
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,959
HM?
1117
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,333
-YOU KNOW, I WOULD--
1118
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,333
-OH.
1119
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,875
I REALLY WOULD,
1120
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,875
BUT MY CONTRACT WITH NASA
1121
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:24,500
PROHIBITS ME
1122
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:24,500
FROM SAYING ANYTHING.
1123
00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:26,375
GOSH, YOU KNOW,
1124
00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:26,375
I'M REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
1125
00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:27,375
WITH THE DIRECTOR OF NASA.
1126
00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:29,000
-ARE YOU?
1127
00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:29,000
-MM-HMM.
1128
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,375
OH, YEAH! WELL, WE'RE WORKING
1129
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,375
WITH, UH, DNA. YEAH.
1130
00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:33,917
[PROFESSOR]
1131
00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:33,917
YOU'RE WORKING ON DNA?
1132
00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:37,333
NO, NO, NO. WE'RE WORKING
1133
00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:37,333
ON A CODING PROJECT.
1134
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,166
OH, SO SIGNED A NON DISCLOSURE
1135
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,166
AGREEMENT, AN NDA.
1136
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,709
YEAH, AN NDA,
1137
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,709
A NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT.
1138
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,333
-[PROFESSOR] RIGHT.
1139
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,333
-A STANDARD ONE TOO.
1140
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,750
-[PROFESSOR] OH, A STANDARD.
1141
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,750
-I APOLOGIZE FOR THEM.
1142
00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:45,959
[PROFESSOR]
1143
00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:45,959
A STANDARD ONE, OKAY, GREAT.
1144
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,709
YEAH, SO THAT MEANS,
1145
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,709
YOU KNOW,
1146
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,583
IF WE WERE EVER
1147
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,583
TO SAY ANYTHING,
1148
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:50,792
WE WOULD BE--
1149
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:50,792
[FEIGNS CHOKING]
1150
00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,083
DEAD, KILLED IN OUR SLEEP.
1151
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,291
-AND WHO WOULD WANT THAT?
1152
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,291
-NOT ME.
1153
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,834
ALL RIGHT,
1154
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,834
BUT, YOU KNOW,
1155
00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:58,250
I THINK YOU CAN SHARE
1156
00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:58,250
WITH THE CLASS
1157
00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,583
WHAT LANGUAGE
1158
00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,583
YOU'RE WORKING IN.
1159
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,125
-OH--
1160
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,125
-WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE?
1161
00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:03,542
-OH, YEAH?
1162
00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:03,542
-WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE?
1163
00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:06,250
NAH, NO. THAT WOULD NOT
1164
00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:06,250
BE ENGLISH.
1165
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:09,291
ACTUALLY, WE'RE WORKING IN C,
1166
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:09,291
JAVA, HTML, AND RUBY, SO...
1167
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,750
[PROFESSOR]
1168
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,750
DOES THIS PROJECT
1169
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,750
HAVE A NAME?
1170
00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,875
DOES THIS PROJECT
1171
00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,875
HAVE A NAME,
1172
00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:18,583
YES, IT HAS A NAME.
1173
00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:18,583
IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE."
1174
00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:23,250
ALL RIGHT, LANCE,
1175
00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:23,250
I'LL EXPECT A SUMMARY
1176
00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,166
WITH ALL PROPRIETARY
1177
00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,166
INFORMATION REDACTED, OF COURSE,
1178
00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:26,709
UH, BY THE NEXT CLASS,
1179
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,333
AND IF I APPROVE,
1180
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,333
THEN, FINE, YOU CAN MISS OUT
1181
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,834
ON A FEW QUIZZES.
1182
00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,250
-THANK YOU.
1183
00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,250
-OKAY, AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
1184
00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:37,041
YOU WILL FIND THE QUIZ
1185
00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:37,041
IF YOU PRESS ENTER.
1186
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:40,542
HONEY, IT'S THIS BUTTON.
1187
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:46,208
OKAY.
1188
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:46,208
GOOD BOY.
1189
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:50,291
...JAVA, HTML, RUBY,
1190
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:50,291
C, JAVA, HTML...
1191
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:53,834
HOW'S IT GOING?
1192
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,500
THE ARCHITECTURE'S
1193
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,500
STARTING TO FLOW.
1194
00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:57,500
BY THE WAY, YOU GOTTA COME UP
1195
00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:57,500
WITH, UM,
1196
00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,542
A FULL SUMMARY
1197
00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,542
OF THE PROJECT
1198
00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:01,917
FOR PROFESSOR BARNES.
1199
00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:01,917
I GOTTA GIVE HER ONE.
1200
00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:03,208
OKAY, I'LL WORK
1201
00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:03,208
ON THAT TOMORROW.
1202
00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,500
[COUGHS]
1203
00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:07,125
HEY, HEY! COULD YOU
1204
00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:07,125
HOLD IT DOWN?
1205
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,792
PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER
1206
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,792
ALL THESE TERMS.
1207
00:30:09,834 --> 00:30:10,792
I THINK I'M GETTING SICK.
1208
00:30:10,834 --> 00:30:12,959
I'M GOING TO BED NOW.
1209
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,917
ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST,
1210
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,917
YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE YOU GET
1211
00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:16,542
RIGHT BACK TO WORK
1212
00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:16,542
IN THE MORNING.
1213
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,333
HOY! COME ON,
1214
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,333
TIME TO GET UP.
1215
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,583
LET'S GO.
1216
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,959
COME ON.
1217
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,208
I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
1218
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,208
I'VE GOT A BAD COLD.
1219
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,458
OH, NO, NO, NO.
1220
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,458
HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA
1221
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,458
SET US BACK?
1222
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,208
[SIGHS]
1223
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,208
LET'S SEE...
1224
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:37,375
IF IT'S JUST A COLD,
1225
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:37,375
A COUPLE DAYS.
1226
00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:41,959
IF IT'S A SINUS INFECTION,
1227
00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:41,959
IT COULD BE A COUPLE WEEKS.
1228
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,500
WELL-- OKAY, WHAT--
1229
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,500
OKAY THEN, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO
1230
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:47,500
TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T TURN
1231
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:47,500
INTO THE INFECTION THING?
1232
00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:52,375
UH, WELL, MY MOM WOULD USUALLY
1233
00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:52,375
MAKE ME A POT OF HOT TEA,
1234
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,667
ALTERNATING WITH SOME
1235
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,667
ORANGE JUICE,
1236
00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:58,542
WITH 6,000 GRAMS
1237
00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:58,542
OF VITAMIN C CRYSTALS.
1238
00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,834
OH, AND SOME CHICKEN
1239
00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,834
NOODLE SOUP, OF COURSE.
1240
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:03,041
I'M NOT YOUR MOM, JAMES.
1241
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,542
OKAY.
1242
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,083
SHOULD LAST NO MORE
1243
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,083
THAN A MONTH.
1244
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,291
[SIGHS]
1245
00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,333
HEY!
1246
00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:31,917
[LAUGHTER]
1247
00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:33,792
LANCE! LANCE!
1248
00:31:33,834 --> 00:31:35,417
UH, YEAH?
1249
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,959
UH, LISTEN, I JUST FINISHED
1250
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,959
READING YOUR PROPOSAL.
1251
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,208
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED.
1252
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:44,500
YOU EXEMPLIFY EVERYTHING I AM
1253
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:44,500
TRYING TO CULTIVATE
1254
00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:46,625
IN THIS CLASS.
1255
00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:46,625
I'M BLOWN AWAY BECAUSE AT FIRST
1256
00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:49,458
I THOUGHT, UGH!
1257
00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:49,458
BUT YOU'VE SURPRISED ME.
1258
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,333
SO I THINK I CAN AGREE
1259
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,333
TO YOUR TERMS.
1260
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:55,417
OF COURSE,
1261
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:55,417
PENDING THE SUBMISSION
1262
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:55,417
OF YOUR CODED PROGRAM.
1263
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:56,834
OF COURSE,
1264
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:56,834
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1265
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,583
ALL RIGHT.
1266
00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:02,458
-NICE COSTUME.
1267
00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:02,458
-[WESLEY] I LIKE YOURS.
1268
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,959
[SCREAMS, LAUGHS]
1269
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,083
-YOU'RE A GENIUS, MAN!
1270
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,083
-THEY ARE GOING TO BUILD
1271
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,083
A SHRINE TO MY GREATNESS!
1272
00:32:23,792 --> 00:32:25,500
HEY!
1273
00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:28,041
[JAMES] I'M WORKING,
1274
00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:28,041
COME BACK TOMORROW.
1275
00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:33,041
YES, YES, HE'S WORKING
1276
00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:33,041
ON GETTING "JUNGLE" RIGHT NOW,
1277
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:35,500
I HAVE EVERYTHING
1278
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:35,500
UNDER CONTROL.
1279
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,667
[JAMES] OKAY.
1280
00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:46,875
I THINK "JUNGLE" IS OFFICIALLY
1281
00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:46,875
READY FOR BETA ROLL OUT.
1282
00:32:46,917 --> 00:32:49,250
-WHAT? REALLY?
1283
00:32:46,917 --> 00:32:49,250
-YEAH.
1284
00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:59,166
[LANCE] AH, DUDE.
1285
00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:01,625
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1286
00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:01,625
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS, DUDE.
1287
00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:04,333
THERE COULD BE
1288
00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:04,333
A SLIGHT PROBLEM, THOUGH.
1289
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,083
WHAT PROBLEM?
1290
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,083
WHAT IS IT?
1291
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:09,166
UM, I MEAN THERE'S NO LOGICAL
1292
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:09,166
INCENTIVE FOR THE USERS
1293
00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:14,083
OF OTHER HOOK-UP APPS
1294
00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:14,083
TO TRANSFER OVER TO JUNGLE,
1295
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,709
-YOU KNOW?
1296
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,709
-I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.
1297
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,917
YEAH. I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE
1298
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,917
A MATHEMATICAL THEOREM
1299
00:33:18,959 --> 00:33:21,500
TO CONVINCE THEM.
1300
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,917
ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
1301
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,917
MY BOY LANCE RIGHT NOW
1302
00:33:23,959 --> 00:33:25,625
IS GONNA BREAK IT DOWN
1303
00:33:23,959 --> 00:33:25,625
FOR Y'ALL RIGHT NOW.
1304
00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,458
LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.
1305
00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,458
WE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
1306
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,959
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO,
1307
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,834
IS GET OFF OF ALL OF
1308
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,834
THE OTHER MATING APPS
1309
00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:33,417
AND GET ONTO JUNGLE.
1310
00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:35,291
MY BOY DANIEL HERE,
1311
00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:35,291
HE DID ALL THE MATHEMATICS,
1312
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,625
HE'S GONNA BREAK IT DOWN
1313
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,625
FOR YOU.
1314
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,417
IT'S ALL HERE,
1315
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,417
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
1316
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,000
I HAVE COME UP
1317
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,000
WITH A SIMPLISTIC
1318
00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,166
YET INTUITIVE
1319
00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,166
MATHEMATICAL FORMULA
1320
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:44,583
THAT WORKS 10 OUT OF 10 TIMES,
1321
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:44,583
AND IT'S QUITE EASY.
1322
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,750
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS DITCH
1323
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,750
THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS
1324
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,166
AND SWITCH TO "JUNGLE"
1325
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,166
AND THE RESULTS
1326
00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,000
WILL ASTOUND YOU,
1327
00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,000
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
1328
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,834
-THEY WILL ASTOUND YOU.
1329
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,834
-OH!
1330
00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,542
IT'S ALL ABOUT.
1331
00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,542
-MM-HMM.
1332
00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,542
-AND THIS IS WHAT
1333
00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:57,083
-WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME...
1334
00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:57,083
-NOPE.
1335
00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:58,625
-...TO KNOW A GIRL'S NAME.
1336
00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:58,625
-NOPE.
1337
00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,250
WE DON'T THE TIME
1338
00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,250
FOR THEM TO KNOW OUR NAMES!
1339
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,917
-WHO DOES?
1340
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,917
-WE GOT SCHOOL!
1341
00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:04,291
DO YOU REALLY WANT
1342
00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:04,291
TO PAY FOR A MOVIE?
1343
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,291
-[ALL] NO!
1344
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,291
-OR FLOWERS?
1345
00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:06,792
[ALL] NO!
1346
00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:08,625
I'M GONNA SAY THE C-WORD,
1347
00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:08,625
I KNOW WE DON'T LIKE TO SAY IT,
1348
00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:10,250
-ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
1349
00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:10,250
-DON'T DO IT TO 'EM.
1350
00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:11,750
-COMMITMENT.
1351
00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:11,750
-[ALL SHOUTING]
1352
00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,959
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE GIRLS
1353
00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,959
IN YOUR APARTMENTS,
1354
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,959
IN YOUR DORMS,
1355
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,959
ON A DAILY BASIS,
1356
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,250
LINE UP RIGHT NOW
1357
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,250
AND GET THESE DIRECTIONS.
1358
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,250
[DANIEL]
1359
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,250
ORDERLY FASHION, GENTLEMEN.
1360
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,917
THIS HAS NO AGE RESTRICTION.
1361
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,542
GIVE IT TO YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD
1362
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,542
COUSIN, IF YOU NEED TO.
1363
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,125
OH, HAND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS,
1364
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,125
YOUR FRIEND'S FRIEND.
1365
00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:26,333
I GOT ANOTHER ONE!
1366
00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:26,333
GIVE IT TO YOUR FRATERNITIES,
1367
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,625
GIVE IT TO YOUR BROTHERS,
1368
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,625
GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS,
1369
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,750
YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS,
1370
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,750
YOUR COUSINS, YOUR UNCLES,
1371
00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:32,625
-ALL OF 'EM!
1372
00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:32,625
-YOU NEPHEWS, ALL OF 'EM!
1373
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,542
'CAUSE EVERYBODY
1374
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,542
SHOULD BE ON JUNGLE.
1375
00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:36,583
-WHOO!
1376
00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:36,583
-SPREAD THE WORD, Y'ALL.
1377
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,583
-TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME--
1378
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,583
-HEY!
1379
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,333
-WHOA.
1380
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,333
-WE GOT A QUESTION FOR THE DUDE
1381
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:46,834
THAT DEVELOPED
1382
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:46,834
THE "JUNGLE" APP.
1383
00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,000
-YEAH.
1384
00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,000
-YO, SO, YOU TELLING ME
1385
00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,000
THESE GIRLS,
1386
00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,458
INSTEAD OF NAMES,
1387
00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,458
THEY JUST SEND
1388
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,583
A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES
1389
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,583
IN THEIR UNDERWEAR?
1390
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:52,583
NO EXCEPTIONS?
1391
00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,792
I MEAN, THAT'S THE PLATFORM.
1392
00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:55,542
-OOH!
1393
00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:55,542
-HEY, MAN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
1394
00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:58,041
-YOU ROCK!
1395
00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:58,041
-THAT'S PRETTY SWEET.
1396
00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,750
YOU ROCK, MAN.
1397
00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:03,500
HEY, WHAT ARE
1398
00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:03,500
YOU GUYS DOING?
1399
00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:05,667
SO FAR I'VE GOTTEN
1400
00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:05,667
FOUR SWIPES.
1401
00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:07,291
I'VE GOTTEN 19.
1402
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,667
I'VE GOTTEN TWO,
1403
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,667
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1404
00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:11,959
LET ME SEE
1405
00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:11,959
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?
1406
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,458
IT'S OBVIOUS,
1407
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,458
YOU NEED TO STAND OUT.
1408
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,417
HOW DO YOU STAND OUT
1409
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,417
IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
1410
00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:20,166
WITHOUT THEM, OF COURSE.
1411
00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:21,750
[LAUGHS]
1412
00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:23,458
WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE TO, BUT...
1413
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,959
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE, HANNAH?
1414
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
[HANNAH] ZERO.
1415
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,750
OH, HANNAH.
1416
00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:32,000
DO YOU NEED US TO HELP YOU
1417
00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:32,000
WITH YOUR PROFILE PHOTO?
1418
00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:33,458
NO.
1419
00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:33,458
[SCOFFS]
1420
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,667
I'M NOT GONNA PLAY
1421
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,667
WITH THAT APP.
1422
00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:37,458
MORE GUYS FOR US.
1423
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,917
I JUST DON'T SEE
1424
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,917
HOW IT BENEFITS US.
1425
00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:42,625
HANNAH, DO YOU WANT TO BE
1426
00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:42,625
ALONE FOREVER?
1427
00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,917
-NO.
1428
00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,917
-THEN YOU NEED TO GET ON BOARD
1429
00:35:44,959 --> 00:35:47,542
AND GET WITH THE APPS.
1430
00:35:44,959 --> 00:35:47,542
THAT'S WHERE THE GUYS ARE.
1431
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,375
THAT'S TRUE.
1432
00:35:49,417 --> 00:35:52,000
SO, WHO HAVE YOU MET?
1433
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:55,250
WELL, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
1434
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:55,250
TO CALL IT MEETING ANYONE.
1435
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:58,041
BECAUSE YOU JUST HOOK-UP
1436
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:58,041
WITH THEM ONE TIME.
1437
00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,834
UNLESS THE GUY HITS
1438
00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,834
A CERTAIN BUTTON
1439
00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,208
THAT BRINGS YOU BACK
1440
00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,208
A SECOND TIME.
1441
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,750
BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
1442
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,750
TO SAY HIS NAME.
1443
00:36:02,792 --> 00:36:05,750
-OR TELL HIM YOURS.
1444
00:36:02,792 --> 00:36:05,750
-OR ASK HIM ANY QUESTIONS.
1445
00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:07,208
OR THEY'LL KICK YOU OFF
1446
00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:07,208
THE PLATFORM,
1447
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,458
AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT
1448
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,458
TWO WEEKS
1449
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,875
FOR A RE-TRAINING PERIOD.
1450
00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:15,083
OKAY, THAT SOUNDS VERY
1451
00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:15,083
LIBERATING, GIRLS,
1452
00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:17,166
BUT I'M GONNA GO STUDY.
1453
00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:21,291
I WORRY ABOUT HANNAH.
1454
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,667
SHE JUST DOESN'T GET IT,
1455
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,667
SHE'S SO 20TH CENTURY.
1456
00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:26,333
I THINK SHE'S LIKE
1457
00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:26,333
A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN
1458
00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:26,333
OR SOMETHING.
1459
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:29,166
THAT EXPLAINS IT.
1460
00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:32,959
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1461
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,208
THESE KIDS HAVE NO IDEA
1462
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,208
HOW EASY THIS IS.
1463
00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:41,750
"JUNGLE" HAS JUST MOVED IT UP
1464
00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:41,750
A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL.
1465
00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:46,291
I THINK YOU MEAN DOWN
1466
00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:46,291
A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
1467
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,375
-NO.
1468
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,375
-HEY, GUYS, GUYS,
1469
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,166
HOW'D YOU GUYS LEARN
1470
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,166
ABOUT "JUNGLE?"
1471
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,291
-UH, MY DENTIST.
1472
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,291
-MY ACCOUNTANT.
1473
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,667
GOSH! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT?
1474
00:36:56,709 --> 00:36:58,792
"JUNGLE" IS NOW OUT
1475
00:36:56,709 --> 00:36:58,792
OF THE CAMPUS
1476
00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,291
AND OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD,
1477
00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,291
MY FRIEND.
1478
00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,750
-OH, WHOO-HOO-HOO.
1479
00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,750
-THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
1480
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,125
GET READY FOR SOME
1481
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,125
MAJOR BANK.
1482
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,083
-INSANE.
1483
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,083
-YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY,
1484
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,834
YOU SHOULD, HOP ON "JUNGLE"
1485
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,834
'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO
1486
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,834
SWIPE YOU.
1487
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,750
OH!
1488
00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:15,125
WHO'S GOT LOW SELF-ESTEEM?
1489
00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:15,125
THIS GUY, LET'S GO.
1490
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,625
[LAUGHS]
1491
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,709
SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY,
1492
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,709
LET'S SWIPE SOME TIME.
1493
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:22,000
I'M SENSING DISRUPTION
1494
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:22,000
FORM A NEW HOOK-UP APP
1495
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,375
CALLED "JUNGLE."
1496
00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,041
BUT I'M NOT GONNA
1497
00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,041
WEIGH IN ON IT YET.
1498
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,917
FIRST, I'M GONNA EVALUATE
1499
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,917
THE AUTHENTICITY.
1500
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:31,125
FAKE NEWS--
1501
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,500
[SIGHS]
1502
00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,792
[GIRL]
1503
00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,792
SHE CALLED ME COMPLETELY
1504
00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,792
HYSTERICAL.
1505
00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:55,834
[GIRL 2] LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
1506
00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:55,834
HAD A GOOD TIME ON "JUNGLE."
1507
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,166
THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE
1508
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,166
A GOOD GUY!
1509
00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,125
YEAH, MELODY,
1510
00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,125
THIS GUY WAS A FREAK.
1511
00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:01,291
WELL, THE CUTE FREAKS
1512
00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:01,291
ARE ON THE APP, SO...
1513
00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:05,375
I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA
1514
00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:05,375
HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
1515
00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:07,542
[CRYING]
1516
00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:09,458
DO YOU GUYS THINK
1517
00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:09,458
LANCE MADE THE APP?
1518
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,667
YEAH, WHY NOT?
1519
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:12,500
'CAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE
1520
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:12,500
AT CODING.
1521
00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:16,166
YEAH, WELL, SOMEONE'S
1522
00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:16,166
HELPING HIM.
1523
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,208
LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS,
1524
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,208
WHOEVER MADE THIS APP
1525
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:22,750
IS A HORRIBLE PERSON.
1526
00:38:22,792 --> 00:38:24,667
THANK YOU GUYS
1527
00:38:22,792 --> 00:38:24,667
FOR COME GETTING ME.
1528
00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:27,583
OF COURSE.
1529
00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:27,583
WE'RE SORRY, RACHEL.
1530
00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:32,709
YOU ARE A SMART AND INTELLIGENT
1531
00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:32,709
AND KIND AND FUNNY HUMAN BEING.
1532
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,333
YOU NEED TO BE ON THIS APP.
1533
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,792
-THIS IS NOT WORTH IT.
1534
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,792
-THANK YOU.
1535
00:38:37,834 --> 00:38:39,041
'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST.
1536
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:41,125
[SNIFFLES]
1537
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,458
[CHATTER]
1538
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,000
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
1539
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,000
FEMALE SPECIMENS!
1540
00:38:45,041 --> 00:38:47,417
HOW ARE YOU?
1541
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,834
I KNOW!
1542
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,750
WELL, HAPPY HANUKAH,
1543
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,750
HAPPY KWANZA.
1544
00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:57,291
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS,
1545
00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:57,291
UM, AFTER... CHRISTMAS.
1546
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,166
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?
1547
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:04,750
UH, YEAH,
1548
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:04,750
I REALLY LIKED YOUR BOOK.
1549
00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:07,875
NO, I WAS TALKING
1550
00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:07,875
ABOUT "JUNGLE."
1551
00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:11,667
UH, YEAH.
1552
00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:11,667
I MEAN, LANCE IS THE MAN.
1553
00:39:11,709 --> 00:39:14,125
YOU KNOW?
1554
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:17,083
JAMES, IS THERE SOMETHING
1555
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:17,083
YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
1556
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:21,917
UM.. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
1557
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:21,917
PROFESSOR BARNES.
1558
00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:26,041
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.
1559
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:39,125
[SIGHS]
1560
00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:41,125
SO HOW DO YOU LIKE LIVING
1561
00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:41,125
WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA?
1562
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,834
GOOD.
1563
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,166
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
1564
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,166
ON BREAK?
1565
00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:50,166
SOME CODING,
1566
00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:50,166
MAYBE SOME STUDYING.
1567
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:53,792
NO VISITING, PARTYING,
1568
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:53,792
SOCIALIZING, WOMANIZING?
1569
00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:56,166
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED
1570
00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:56,166
TO BE DOING ON VACATION.
1571
00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:58,583
YEAH, DAD, I'LL DEFINITELY
1572
00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:58,583
DO SOME OF THAT.
1573
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:02,667
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
1574
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:02,667
TO MISS OUT ON ANYTHING.
1575
00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:04,917
WELL, LOOK, I GOTTA GET
1576
00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:04,917
BACK TO THE OFFICE.
1577
00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:07,291
I'LL SEE YA
1578
00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:07,291
ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
1579
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:09,625
GOOD.
1580
00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:13,625
LOOKING FORWARD TO A NICE
1581
00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:13,625
FAMILY CHRISTMAS, DAD.
1582
00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:17,625
YEAH.
1583
00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:17,625
I LOVE YOU, JAMES.
1584
00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,542
[GIRL 1]
1585
00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,542
SO, LOOK AT THIS NEW BLUSH
1586
00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,542
I JUST GOT.
1587
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,208
-[GIRL 2] ISN'T IT SO PRETTY?
1588
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,208
-[GIRL 3] SO PRETTY.
1589
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:36,709
-[GIRL 1] IT'S CALLED BERRY.
1590
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:36,709
-[GIRL 2] SO COOL.
1591
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:37,917
[GIRL 1]
1592
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:37,917
I KNOW, I LOVE IT.
1593
00:40:37,959 --> 00:40:39,917
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
1594
00:40:37,959 --> 00:40:39,917
IN MY ROOM?
1595
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:41,709
IT'S MY HOME OFFICE NOW.
1596
00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:44,166
-WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?
1597
00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:44,166
-MYSELF.
1598
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:46,917
ANYWAY,
1599
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:46,917
HOW WAS YOUR FIRST SEMESTER?
1600
00:40:46,959 --> 00:40:48,417
UH, INTERESTING.
1601
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,583
DID YOU MAKE ANY FRIENDS?
1602
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:51,667
I THINK I DID.
1603
00:40:51,709 --> 00:40:53,709
INVITED
1604
00:40:51,709 --> 00:40:53,709
TO ANY HOLIDAY PARTIES?
1605
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,250
-NO.
1606
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,250
-I THINK YOU DIDN'T.
1607
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,375
OH, YEAH. DON'T TRY TO MOVE
1608
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,375
BACK INTO YOUR BEDROOM.
1609
00:40:58,417 --> 00:41:00,709
AS YOU CAN TELL,
1610
00:40:58,417 --> 00:41:00,709
IT'S MY HOME OFFICE.
1611
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,250
SO, I'M GUESSING YOU CAN
1612
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,250
SLEEP ON THE COUCH IN THE DEN.
1613
00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:04,625
[SIGHS]
1614
00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:04,625
WHERE'S MOM?
1615
00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:07,000
SHE'S AT A HOLIDAY LUNCH
1616
00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:07,000
WITH HER FRIENDS.
1617
00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:08,333
DOES IT LOOK GOOD?
1618
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,917
-[GIRL 2] IT LOOKS SO PRETTY.
1619
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,917
-YAY!
1620
00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:12,041
CHECK OUT THIS LIP GLOSS,
1621
00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:12,041
IT HAS A LIGHT IN IT.
1622
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,125
-SHOW OFF! CAN I BORROW?
1623
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,125
-[GIRL 2] OF COURSE.
1624
00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,792
THANK YOU.
1625
00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:19,667
-I LOVE IT.
1626
00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:19,667
-[WOMAN] YOU ARE SO GOOD!
1627
00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:21,500
YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR WORK
1628
00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:21,500
IN A GALLERY.
1629
00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:23,166
OH, WELL,
1630
00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:23,166
I'M WORKING ON IT.
1631
00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,333
OKAY, IT'S, UH,
1632
00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,333
JAMES' M.I.T. FUND.
1633
00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:27,917
GALE, ARE YOU STILL PLANNING
1634
00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:27,917
ON LETTING YOUR EX
1635
00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:29,125
BRING HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND
1636
00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:29,125
TO CHRISTMAS DINNER?
1637
00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:30,667
SURE.
1638
00:41:30,709 --> 00:41:32,083
WELL, I'M LETTING MY EX
1639
00:41:30,709 --> 00:41:32,083
COME TO CHRISTMAS DINNER.
1640
00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:33,625
-YEAH, BUT NOT WITH GIRLFRIEND.
1641
00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:33,625
-NO.
1642
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,417
WAIT, IS JUSTIN SEEING
1643
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,417
SOMEONE ALREADY?
1644
00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:38,250
ALREADY? IT'S BEEN 10 MONTHS
1645
00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:38,250
SINCE LEAH'S DIVORCE.
1646
00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:39,250
HE'S PROBABLY HAD LIKE
1647
00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:39,250
FIVE GIRLFRIENDS.
1648
00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:40,834
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1649
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,291
I WANT TO KNOW NOTHING
1650
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,291
ABOUT HIS DATING HISTORY.
1651
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,959
OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE
1652
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,959
OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER
1653
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,959
AGAINST YOU.
1654
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,208
OH, OKAY, IT WAS NOT
1655
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,208
A RESTRAINING ORDER,
1656
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:50,083
IT WAS A--
1657
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:50,083
A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION.
1658
00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,417
A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION
1659
00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,417
TO STOP BREAKING INTO
1660
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:52,875
JUSTIN'S NEW APARTMENT.
1661
00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:54,083
-I WANT MY CHINA BACK.
1662
00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:54,083
-[LAUGHS]
1663
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,458
WE NEED TO BE A LITTLE BIT
1664
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,458
MORE SUPPORTIVE
1665
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,917
AND GIVE HER SOME CREDIT.
1666
00:41:56,959 --> 00:41:58,208
SHE HASN'T BROKEN INTO
1667
00:41:56,959 --> 00:41:58,208
JUSTIN'S APARTMENT SINCE
1668
00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,875
SHE STARTED THE MEDICATION.
1669
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,458
I JUST CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
1670
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,458
JUSTIN WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
1671
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,875
JUST SAYING THE WORDS,
1672
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,875
"JUSTIN'S GIRLFRIEND," BLEGH.
1673
00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:08,709
I THINK IT'S GOOD
1674
00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:08,709
THAT WE HAVE THE EXES
1675
00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:08,709
AT THE HOLIDAY DINNER.
1676
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,458
I MEAN, WE'RE ALL STILL
1677
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,458
A FAMILY.
1678
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,583
BUT YOU'RE DIVORCED.
1679
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,583
YOU'RE NOT A FAMILY ANYMORE.
1680
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:15,583
-YES WE ARE.
1681
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:15,583
-I MEAN, TECHNICALLY
1682
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:15,583
WE'RE FAMILY, RIGHT?
1683
00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:17,917
AT LEAST, THE KIDS,
1684
00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:17,917
AND I DO LIVE WITH HIS PARENTS.
1685
00:42:17,959 --> 00:42:19,375
[LAUGHTER]
1686
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,625
WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
1687
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,625
IT'S TIME THAT YOU
1688
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:23,500
FIND SOMEBODY NEW
1689
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:23,500
AND MOVE ON.
1690
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,709
GUYS THAT ARE SINGLE
1691
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,709
ARE EITHER TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD.
1692
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:29,041
OKAY, SO WHERE ARE
1693
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:29,041
THE AGE-APPROPRIATE MEN
1694
00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:30,500
IN THEIR 40S AND 50S?
1695
00:42:30,542 --> 00:42:32,291
THEY HAVEN'T HAD
1696
00:42:30,542 --> 00:42:32,291
THEIR DIVORCES YET.
1697
00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,458
I HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY
1698
00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,458
TO MEET PEOPLE.
1699
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,417
OOH, SHARE.
1700
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:37,875
IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE."
1701
00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:40,542
-[GASPS]
1702
00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:40,542
-I'VE HEARD OF "JUNGLE."
1703
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,959
YEAH, MY HAIRDRESSER
1704
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,959
WAS TELLING ME ALL ABOUT IT.
1705
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,583
SHE SAYS THAT'S WHERE
1706
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,583
ALL THE GUYS ARE.
1707
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,667
YEAH, BUT I HEAR THERE
1708
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,667
ARE, LIKE, WEIRD CONDITIONS.
1709
00:42:45,709 --> 00:42:48,208
YEAH, AND THE CONDITIONS
1710
00:42:45,709 --> 00:42:48,208
ONLY POP UP ON YOUR PHONE
1711
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:50,000
IN TINY PRINT WHEN YOU'RE
1712
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:50,000
ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR DATE.
1713
00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:51,291
UH-UH, NOT A DATE.
1714
00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:53,917
BUT THEY SHOW UP
1715
00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:53,917
WHEN IT'S TOO LATE.
1716
00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:56,417
YOU KNOW, A REAL PIECE OF WORK
1717
00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:56,417
MUST HAVE MADE THAT "JUNGLE."
1718
00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,375
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1719
00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,375
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT.
1720
00:42:58,417 --> 00:43:01,041
YOU DESERVE TO MEET
1721
00:42:58,417 --> 00:43:01,041
SOMEBODY ELSE.
1722
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:02,667
-YEAH.
1723
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:02,667
-TO "JUNGLE."
1724
00:43:02,709 --> 00:43:04,750
TO "JUNGLE."
1725
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,166
...TO EVERYONE,
1726
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,166
FOR CHRISTMAS.
1727
00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:13,917
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1728
00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:15,375
I THINK I HEAR DAD.
1729
00:43:15,417 --> 00:43:16,917
OH, I'LL GET HIS GIFT.
1730
00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:21,250
HEY, HEY, HEY!
1731
00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:21,250
THERE SHE IS!
1732
00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,125
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
1733
00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,125
[SMOOCHES]
1734
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:24,458
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY.
1735
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,875
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO.
1736
00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:27,625
-MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1737
00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:27,625
-SHE'S KINDA YOUNG.
1738
00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:29,041
OH, SWEET JESUS.
1739
00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,291
OH, ASHLEY,
1740
00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,291
THIS IS TIFFANY.
1741
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,500
IS THERE A POWDER ROOM
1742
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,500
I CAN USE?
1743
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:32,917
I JUST WANNA CHECK MY FACE
1744
00:43:32,959 --> 00:43:34,750
-BEFORE I--
1745
00:43:32,959 --> 00:43:34,750
-OH, YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE.
1746
00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,458
IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL
1747
00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,458
OVER THERE TO THE RIGHT.
1748
00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:41,375
-UM, DAD?
1749
00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:41,375
-OH, YEAH.
1750
00:43:41,417 --> 00:43:44,333
I DON'T THINK IS MOM
1751
00:43:41,417 --> 00:43:44,333
IS GONNA BE OKAY WITH... THAT.
1752
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,875
OH, COME ON,
1753
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,875
SHE'LL BE FINE.
1754
00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,417
LISTEN, YOUR MOTHER AND I
1755
00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,417
ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS.
1756
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,959
MOM AND I
1757
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,959
HAD A COOL DIVORCE.
1758
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
-OKAY.
1759
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
-[LEAH] HELLO, HELLO.
1760
00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:54,291
-MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1761
00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:54,291
-HI!
1762
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,625
-HERE.
1763
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,625
-OH, THANK YOU.
1764
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,917
YOU CAN OPEN IT
1765
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,917
NOW OR LATER.
1766
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:02,166
HEY, THANKS FOR COMING.
1767
00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:05,250
IT MEANS A LOT TO THE KIDS,
1768
00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:05,250
AND TO YOUR PARENTS.
1769
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,083
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
1770
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,083
THANK YOU FOR THIS,
1771
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,417
UH, WE GOT SOMETHING
1772
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,417
FOR YOU TOO.
1773
00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,041
OOH.
1774
00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,041
[CHUCKLES]
1775
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,000
YEAH, OKAY.
1776
00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:22,291
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SETTLED IN
1777
00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:22,291
TO MY PARENTS HOUSE HERE.
1778
00:44:23,667 --> 00:44:25,041
WE HAD TO SETTLE SOMEWHERE
1779
00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,625
AFTER YOU BLEW THROUGH
1780
00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,625
YOUR INHERITANCE
1781
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:30,000
AND FORECLOSED
1782
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:30,000
ON OUR HOUSE.
1783
00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:32,834
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1784
00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:36,000
IT'S IN THE PAST.
1785
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:40,166
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1786
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:40,166
LET'S JUST HAVE
1787
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:40,166
A LOVELY HOLIDAY.
1788
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:43,375
I AM FOR THAT.
1789
00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:44,834
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1790
00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:48,000
UH. THIS IS SPECIAL CHOCOLATE
1791
00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:48,000
FROM SWEDEN.
1792
00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:49,250
SWITZERLAND.
1793
00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:51,291
UM, ARE YOU
1794
00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:51,291
ASHLEY'S FRIEND?
1795
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,959
-NO, I'M--
1796
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,959
-NO, NO, THIS IS TIFFANY.
1797
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,166
-UH, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
1798
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,166
-HE FOUND ME ON "JUNGLE."
1799
00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:02,875
I THINK I'LL GO KISS
1800
00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:02,875
MY MOTHER NOW.
1801
00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:04,875
HI.
1802
00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,250
THE DRESS IS A LITTLE HIGHER
1803
00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,250
THAN IN YOUR DAY
1804
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:08,625
AND MY DAY.
1805
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,834
-I DON'T MIND IT.
1806
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,834
-OH, MY GOD.
1807
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,542
I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING THAT
1808
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,542
IT'S PROPER IN OUR DAY,
1809
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:14,792
BUT IT'S PROPER
1810
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:14,792
IN THEIR DAY.
1811
00:45:14,834 --> 00:45:16,166
WHAT IS HE THINKING?
1812
00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:17,834
I, UM--
1813
00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:22,375
I DIDN'T KNOW JUSTIN
1814
00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:22,375
HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
1815
00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:23,834
WE'RE KEEPING IT
1816
00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:23,834
UNDER THE RADAR
1817
00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:25,542
SINCE
1818
00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:25,542
YOUR LAST BREAK-IN, BUT...
1819
00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:27,458
[GIGGLES]
1820
00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:27,458
...NOW THAT I'M MOVING IN,
1821
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,625
-IT'S KIND OF PUBLIC.
1822
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,625
-MOVING IN?
1823
00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:31,792
YEAH! AND I WOULD LIKE
1824
00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:31,792
TO COMPLIMENT YOU
1825
00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:34,875
-ON YOUR TASTE IN CHINA.
1826
00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:34,875
-MY CHINA.
1827
00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:37,417
MM-HMM. THE PLATE SETTINGS
1828
00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:37,417
THAT JUSTIN HAS AT HIS
1829
00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:37,417
APARTMENT.
1830
00:45:37,458 --> 00:45:40,625
-YEAH, YEAH, THE LENNOX
1831
00:45:37,458 --> 00:45:40,625
WITH THE LITTLE PINK FLOWERS.
1832
00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,709
-AND DON'T WORRY,
1833
00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,709
I ONLY BROKE ONE DINNER PLATE,
1834
00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:45,709
BUT I'M GONNA BE SUPER CAREFUL
1835
00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:45,709
FROM NOW ON.
1836
00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:48,500
-THAT'S THE CHINA MY GRANDMOTHER
1837
00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:48,500
GOT US ON OUR WEDDING DAY.
1838
00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:50,583
-WELL, I THINK
1839
00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:50,583
SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.
1840
00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:52,542
-SHE'S LIKE 12 YEARS OLD,
1841
00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:52,542
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1842
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,125
-YEAH, IT'S PERFECT.
1843
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,125
I'M GONNA DECORATE
1844
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,125
THE WHOLE APARTMENT
1845
00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:57,125
AROUND THE COLOR SCHEME,
1846
00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:57,125
SO, THANK YOU!
1847
00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,542
[KISSES]
1848
00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:05,250
-YOU'RE WELCOME,
1849
00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:05,250
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1850
00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:06,792
I MEAN, YOU'RE NAKED,
1851
00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:06,792
BUT...
1852
00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:09,375
[CHUCKLES]
1853
00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:09,375
...YOU'RE WELCOME.
1854
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,750
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1855
00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:16,250
-NICE TO MEET YOU, TIFFANY.
1856
00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:16,250
-HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
1857
00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:17,917
ARE YOU ONE OF
1858
00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:17,917
ASHLEY'S FRIENDS?
1859
00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:19,458
-OH, NO.
1860
00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:19,458
-NO, MOM, THAT'S MY TIFFANY.
1861
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,000
[TIFFANY] EVERYONE KEEPS
1862
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,000
ASKING ME THAT.
1863
00:46:21,041 --> 00:46:23,959
-CAN I GET ANYBODY A DRINK?
1864
00:46:21,041 --> 00:46:23,959
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
1865
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,125
MAYBE SOME, LIKE...
1866
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,125
CHOCOLATE MILK.
1867
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:30,375
-UM, YOU GUYS GOING
1868
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:30,375
TO A CLUB AFTER DINNER?
1869
00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:31,875
-I HOPE SO.
1870
00:46:38,458 --> 00:46:41,083
-I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
1871
00:46:38,458 --> 00:46:41,083
TO THE ROOM, JAMES.
1872
00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:47,625
UM, AREN'T YOU TAKING
1873
00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:47,625
ANY TIME OFF FOR CHRISTMAS?
1874
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,125
-I'M TRYING TO CATCH UP
1875
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,125
ON SOME WORK.
1876
00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:55,000
-ALL RIGHT.
1877
00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:55,000
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN.
1878
00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:56,417
-CAN WHAT?
1879
00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:59,542
-WELL, I DON'T THINK
1880
00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:59,542
YOU CAN CATCH UP
1881
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,208
WITH WHATEVER
1882
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,208
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
1883
00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,291
WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING
1884
00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,291
AT A COMPUTER
1885
00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:06,750
AND A PHONE ALL DAY.
1886
00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:12,208
-WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR?
1887
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:15,083
-WELL,
1888
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:15,083
I'M NOT SURE,
1889
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:18,667
BUT I AM SURE THAT YOU
1890
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:18,667
HAVE TO FACE PEOPLE
1891
00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:21,750
FACE TO FACE
1892
00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:21,750
TO FIND IT.
1893
00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:22,959
COME ON.
1894
00:47:24,834 --> 00:47:26,041
NAH-AH-AH.
1895
00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:36,500
-MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1896
00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:36,500
-MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.
1897
00:47:36,542 --> 00:47:38,166
I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.
1898
00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:41,417
I WANT YOU TO HELP ME
1899
00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:41,417
FACE THE FAMILY.
1900
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:44,208
LET'S GO DOWN THERE
1901
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:44,208
AND YOU TELL AUNT GILDA
1902
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:49,125
THAT YOU CAN'T SEE
1903
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:49,125
THAT SHE HAD ANY BAD
1904
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:49,125
PLASTIC SURGERY.
1905
00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:51,709
THE RUMOR IS
1906
00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:51,709
A DEER SHOT HER.
1907
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,166
[SUNNY WHISPERING]
1908
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,166
SWEETHEART, WHY DON'T YOU
1909
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,166
GIVE A TOAST?
1910
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,917
A SHORT ONE,
1911
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,917
A SHORT TOAST.
1912
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,792
OKAY, UM...
1913
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,792
A TOAST.
1914
00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:05,917
I'VE-- WHILE WE'RE TOGETHER
1915
00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:05,917
I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DINNER,
1916
00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:07,458
[PHONES CHIMING
1917
00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:07,458
AND BEEPING]
1918
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,917
THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT MORE
1919
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,917
THAN JUST EATING.
1920
00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:13,834
THESE TWO PEOPLE,
1921
00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:13,834
JACK AND KAREN
1922
00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:17,291
HAVE BEEN, REALLY, MY EXAMPLE
1923
00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:17,291
THAT I'VE LIVED BY.
1924
00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:18,875
[EXCESSIVE PHONE
1925
00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:18,875
CHIMING CONTINUES]
1926
00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,458
THEY'VE GONE THROUGH
1927
00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,458
SO MUCH TOGETHER,
1928
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,625
AND THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE HERE
1929
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,625
AND THAT WE'RE STILL TOGETHER,
1930
00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:28,166
IT'S THOSE THINGS THAT REALLY
1931
00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:28,166
MEAN SOMETHING IN OUR LIFE,
1932
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:31,625
THAT LASTS, THAT NOT THE THINGS
1933
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:31,625
THAT ARE MOMENTARY.
1934
00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:35,667
I'VE KNOWN MANY,
1935
00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:35,667
I'VE LIKED A FEW,
1936
00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:37,250
LOVED ONE,
1937
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:38,375
AND HERE'S TO YOU.
1938
00:48:38,417 --> 00:48:39,583
-AWW.
1939
00:48:38,417 --> 00:48:39,583
-[WOMAN] AWW.
1940
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,875
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
1941
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,875
SWEETHEART.
1942
00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:43,458
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
1943
00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:43,458
EVERYONE.
1944
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,750
[ASHLEY]
1945
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,750
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1946
00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:46,875
AWW, MERRY CHRISTMAS--
1947
00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:46,875
AWW, THANK YOU.
1948
00:48:46,917 --> 00:48:49,750
-THAT WAS SWEET, DAD.
1949
00:48:46,917 --> 00:48:49,750
-THAT WAS SO SWEET.
1950
00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:53,375
LET'S UH, EMBARGO THE PHONES
1951
00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:53,375
FOR DINNER, HUH?
1952
00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:55,500
SO, EVERYBODY
1953
00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:55,500
JUST GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.
1954
00:48:55,542 --> 00:48:57,208
I'LL TAKE YOUR PHONE.
1955
00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,166
THAT'S A GREAT PICTURE.
1956
00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,166
UH, THIS--
1957
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,750
GIMME--
1958
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,750
JAMES, JAMES...
1959
00:49:02,792 --> 00:49:05,208
I NEED YOUR PHONE,
1960
00:49:02,792 --> 00:49:05,208
WE'RE EMBARGOING THE PHONES.
1961
00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:07,458
PLEASE ASHLEY,
1962
00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:07,458
YOU CAN TALK LATER.
1963
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:10,792
UM, YOU'D ONLY TEXT ANYWAY.
1964
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:10,792
[LAUGHS]
1965
00:49:10,834 --> 00:49:12,291
UH, BILLY...
1966
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:19,750
PUT IT UP.
1967
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:19,750
NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
1968
00:49:19,792 --> 00:49:23,291
I CAN'T SEE MY FACE.
1969
00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:25,625
[SLURPS]
1970
00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,625
I CAN'T SEE MY FACE.
1971
00:49:28,667 --> 00:49:30,709
HOW DO I...
1972
00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:35,709
HEY, MOM! CAN I--
1973
00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:36,959
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
1974
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,500
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1975
00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:42,375
I'M...
1976
00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:42,375
[LAUGHS]
1977
00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:44,500
I'M TAKING A PICTURE,
1978
00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:47,166
BUT ARMS
1979
00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:47,166
AREN'T LONG ENOUGH,
1980
00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,917
SO I NEED YOU
1981
00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,917
TO TAKE IT FOR ME.
1982
00:49:48,959 --> 00:49:50,125
UM, WHAT IS IT FOR?
1983
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,000
OH, DON'T TAKE THAT,
1984
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,000
TAKE THAT.
1985
00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:54,291
IT'S FOR MY COLLECTION.
1986
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,500
OKAY, I'M NOT DOING IT
1987
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,500
UNLESS YOU TELL ME
1988
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,500
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
1989
00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:58,959
-I AM SCARED.
1990
00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:58,959
-DON'T BE SCARED,
1991
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
THERE'S NO NEED
1992
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
TO BE AFRAID,
1993
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:05,250
IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD.
1994
00:50:05,291 --> 00:50:07,917
[SNORTS, LAUGHS]
1995
00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:12,333
IT'S JUST A PICTURE.
1996
00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:12,333
READY?
1997
00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:17,500
[ASHLEY] READY?
1998
00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:17,500
ONE, TWO, THREE, WINE.
1999
00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:18,792
[PHONE CAMERA SNAPS]
2000
00:50:18,834 --> 00:50:21,208
OKAY, LET ME SEE.
2001
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,750
IT'S GOOD.
2002
00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:27,959
CAN YOU PHOTOSHOP OUT
2003
00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:27,959
ABOUT FIVE POUNDS?
2004
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,458
IS THERE AN APP FOR THAT?
2005
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,583
MOM, THERE'S AN APP
2006
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,583
FOR EVERYTHING.
2007
00:50:31,625 --> 00:50:33,583
OH, DOWNLOAD IT.
2008
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,667
-OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE TO--
2009
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,667
-DOWNLOADING!
2010
00:50:35,709 --> 00:50:37,834
WAITING FOR THE BLUE LINE.
2011
00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,375
MOM, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
2012
00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,375
FOR THAT.
2013
00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:40,542
-NO.
2014
00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:40,542
-YOU TAKE THIS.
2015
00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,625
-OKAY.
2016
00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,625
-I'LL BE TAKING THIS.
2017
00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:44,291
OKEY-DOKE.
2018
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,041
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
2019
00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,750
GOOD NIGHT.
2020
00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:50,542
I'LL SEE YOU MAÑANA.
2021
00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:52,667
I WILL SEE YOU--
2022
00:50:52,709 --> 00:50:54,041
[THUD]
2023
00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:55,875
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2024
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,083
WHAT'S UP, YOU BIG LOSERS?
2025
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,083
NO PLANS TONIGHT?
2026
00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:04,709
NO, I'M STILL TIRED
2027
00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:04,709
FROM YESTERDAY.
2028
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,417
I NEED A SPA VACATION
2029
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,417
AFTER AN EVENING
2030
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,959
TALKING TO AUNT GILDA.
2031
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,667
I'M STILL STUDYING
2032
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,667
FOR NEXT SEMESTER.
2033
00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:11,792
ONLY A PSYCHO DOES THE WORK
2034
00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:11,792
A SEMESTER AHEAD OF TIME.
2035
00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:13,208
[SIGHS]
2036
00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,333
MOM, ARE YOU GOING OUT
2037
00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,333
WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
2038
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,667
-UM, A NEW FRIEND.
2039
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,667
-WHO?
2040
00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,083
I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME,
2041
00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,083
BUT WE'RE MEETING AT A CAFE.
2042
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,792
UH, WHERE DID YOU
2043
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,792
MEET HIM?
2044
00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:25,542
WELL, WE HAVEN'T
2045
00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:25,542
ACTUALLY MET.
2046
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,542
I DON'T THINK
2047
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,542
I CAN SAY MEET.
2048
00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,542
I'M SORRY, THERE'S A LOT
2049
00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,542
OF FUNNY CONDITIONS.
2050
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:30,709
CONDITIONS TO WHAT?
2051
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,750
TO WHAT I CAN SAY.
2052
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,750
[CHUCKLES]
2053
00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:35,625
ALL I KNOW IS HE REALLY LIKED
2054
00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:35,625
MY PHOTO PROFILE.
2055
00:51:35,667 --> 00:51:38,417
OKAY, WHAT PHOTO?
2056
00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:40,166
MOM! NO!
2057
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:43,250
IT'S OKAY, HONEY, REALLY,
2058
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:43,250
EVERYONE IS DOING IT.
2059
00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:45,166
I CAN'T BELIEVE
2060
00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:45,166
I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD.
2061
00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:47,250
OKAY, MOM,
2062
00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:47,250
I DO NOT APPROVE.
2063
00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:50,458
OKAY, WELL, IT IS NOT FOR YOU
2064
00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:50,458
TO APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE,
2065
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,041
ALL RIGHT? I'M GOING
2066
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,041
AND I WILL BE BACK LATER.
2067
00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:54,709
OKAY, WELL AT LEAST TELL ME
2068
00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:54,709
WHERE YOU MET THIS GUY
2069
00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:56,000
SO I CAN DO SOME RESEARCH.
2070
00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:58,667
FINE, IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE,"
2071
00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:58,667
OKAY?
2072
00:51:58,709 --> 00:52:00,959
LOVE YOU BOTH!
2073
00:51:58,709 --> 00:52:00,959
BYE!
2074
00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:09,125
WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING
2075
00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:09,125
FOLLOWING MOM ON HER DATE?
2076
00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:11,709
IT'S NOT A DATE.
2077
00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:11,709
YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT.
2078
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:14,417
I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THAT
2079
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:14,417
YOUR MOTHER'S SEEING PEOPLE.
2080
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,291
SHE NEEDS
2081
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,291
TO GET OUT MORE.
2082
00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,166
I JUST FLORENCE.
2083
00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,166
I WANT TO MOVE THERE
2084
00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:22,208
AND JUST IMMERSE MYSELF
2085
00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:22,208
IN THE CULTURE AND THE ART,
2086
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:24,041
JUST THE SHAPES
2087
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:24,041
AND THE COLOR.
2088
00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:25,625
ALL RIGHT, SO WE BOTH
2089
00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:25,625
LOVE ITALY.
2090
00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:27,083
YOU LOVE ITALY, TOO?
2091
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:29,417
YEAH, YEAH, I CAN EAT
2092
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:29,417
PIZZA ALL DAY LONG.
2093
00:52:29,458 --> 00:52:31,291
LISTEN, I THINK WE KNOW
2094
00:52:29,458 --> 00:52:31,291
EACH OTHER WELL ENOUGH,
2095
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:32,291
LET'S GO.
2096
00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:34,000
ARE WE GOING TO EAT PIZZA?
2097
00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:35,875
NO, I'VE INVESTED MORE TIME
2098
00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:35,875
THAN I WAS PLANNING,
2099
00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:37,917
I'M NOT GONNA SPEND
2100
00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:37,917
MONEY ON YOU.
2101
00:52:37,959 --> 00:52:39,250
I CAN BUY PIZZA.
2102
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:42,375
APARTMENT 754,
2103
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:42,375
JUST FOLLOW ME, OKAY?
2104
00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,792
-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
2105
00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,792
-THAT'S AGAINST THE TERMS
2106
00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,792
AND CONDITIONS.
2107
00:52:45,834 --> 00:52:48,542
ARE YOU COMING?
2108
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:53,500
-NO, NO, I'M NOT.
2109
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:53,500
-[SCOFFS] I GOTTA GO.
2110
00:52:53,542 --> 00:52:55,250
MY NEXT APPOINTMENT'S
2111
00:52:53,542 --> 00:52:55,250
WAITING FOR ME.
2112
00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:57,375
BUT LISTEN, DON'T PLAY
2113
00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:57,375
SO HARD TO GET, LADY!
2114
00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,166
[SCOFFS]
2115
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,208
-YOU OKAY?
2116
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,208
-NO, IT WAS AWFUL,
2117
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,208
I WANT TO GO HOME.
2118
00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,291
NO, NO, NO, LEAH,
2119
00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,291
DON'T YOU DARE GIVE UP.
2120
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,417
-I WANT TO GO HOME.
2121
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,417
YOU JUST HAVEN'T MET
2122
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,417
-THE RIGHT ONE YET, OKAY?
2123
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:07,291
HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
2124
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:07,291
HERE, GIVE ME THIS.
2125
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:08,500
GIVE ME THIS, LET'S SEE.
2126
00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:09,834
OOH, YOU GOT SOME
2127
00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:09,834
NEW SWIPES.
2128
00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:11,375
-THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, HONEY.
2129
00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:11,375
-NO, NO.
2130
00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:13,083
OKAY, LET'S SEE, LET'S LOOK
2131
00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:13,083
AT THESE OPTION--
2132
00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:16,375
OH! SIGH, INTERESTING.
2133
00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:19,000
OH, MY EX-HUSBAND, OKAY.
2134
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,709
-OH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
2135
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,709
-OH, HE'S CUTE.
2136
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:24,417
-YEAH!
2137
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:24,417
-GUYS, THAT'S JUSTIN'S
2138
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:24,417
COUSIN, BILL.
2139
00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:27,083
YOUR MOTHER'S
2140
00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:27,083
LEAVING THE CAFE.
2141
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,583
-SHE'S ALONE. BAD SIGN.
2142
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,583
-GOOD SIGN.
2143
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:35,000
-OUR WORK IS DONE.
2144
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:35,000
-IT'S JUST BEGUN.
2145
00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:38,583
CAN WE TAKE THEM HOME NOW
2146
00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:38,583
SO WE CAN GO OUT?
2147
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,000
OUT?
2148
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,000
IT'S 1:00 AM.
2149
00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:41,917
THAT'S WHEN THE CLUBS OPEN.
2150
00:53:46,542 --> 00:53:48,125
JAMES.
2151
00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,792
JAMES.
2152
00:53:51,834 --> 00:53:53,041
JAMES.
2153
00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:59,125
HONEY, GO TO BED.
2154
00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,834
-WHERE'D YOU GO?
2155
00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,834
-OUT.
2156
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,333
NO, I MEAN,
2157
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,333
AFTER THE CAFE.
2158
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:07,166
YOU LEFT THE CAFE
2159
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:07,166
HOURS AGO.
2160
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:10,625
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS
2161
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:10,625
AND WHAT TIME I LEFT?
2162
00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:12,458
NEW APP.
2163
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,000
OH.
2164
00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:16,792
-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
2165
00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:16,792
-ABOUT WHAT?
2166
00:54:16,834 --> 00:54:18,917
ABOUT MEETING PEOPLE?
2167
00:54:18,959 --> 00:54:23,125
OH, WELL...
2168
00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:28,375
I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRAP
2169
00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:28,375
MY HEAD AROUND HOW THINGS ARE,
2170
00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:31,208
AND, UM...
2171
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,625
I DON'T KNOW,
2172
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,625
GET USED TO IT.
2173
00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:40,542
I LOVE YOU, JAMES.
2174
00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:42,917
GOOD NIGHT.
2175
00:54:42,959 --> 00:54:46,208
♪ I NEED TO FIND OUT
2176
00:54:42,959 --> 00:54:46,208
SO I CAN SLEEP TIGHT ♪
2177
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:51,000
♪ MAYBE I'M OKAY ♪
2178
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:56,125
♪ WITH NOT
2179
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:56,125
SO PERFECT TODAY ♪
2180
00:54:57,417 --> 00:55:00,500
♪ NOT SO PERFECT TODAY... ♪
2181
00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:03,041
-WHAT DID YOU DO?
2182
00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:03,041
-GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
2183
00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:04,583
IT'S MY ROOM NOW.
2184
00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,083
IF YOU COME
2185
00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,083
IN THIS ROOM AGAIN
2186
00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,083
WHILE I'M HOME
2187
00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,709
OR WHILE I'M AWAY,
2188
00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,709
I'LL SEND OUT A MESSAGE
2189
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:10,291
AND IT'LL GO VIRAL
2190
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:10,291
THAT YOU HAVE AN STD.
2191
00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:11,959
OKAY, WELL,
2192
00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:11,959
THAT'S A LIE.
2193
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,875
-I HAVEN'T EVEN--
2194
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,875
-EVEN BETTER, A VIRGIN.
2195
00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,917
ABSTINENCE IS FAR WORSE
2196
00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,917
STIGMA IN PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL.
2197
00:55:17,959 --> 00:55:20,542
NOTHING WILL RUIN
2198
00:55:17,959 --> 00:55:20,542
YOUR SOCIAL STANDING FASTER.
2199
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,166
WHO DO YOU THINK
2200
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,166
YOUR REAL PARENTS ARE?
2201
00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:24,125
BECAUSE I CAN'T
2202
00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:24,125
SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT.
2203
00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:27,417
I SEE NOW THAT I'M A SOLDIER
2204
00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:27,417
STANDING IN A BATTLEFIELD
2205
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:28,875
ENGAGED IN A WAR FAR WORSE
2206
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:28,875
THAN ANY 18-YEAR-OLD
2207
00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:30,208
COULD EVEN FATHOM.
2208
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,583
OKAY, STOP THE SOLILOQUY,
2209
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,583
I GET IT!
2210
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,917
YOU WANT
2211
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,917
YOUR ROOM BACK, FINE!
2212
00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:36,583
BUT YOU'RE GONNA TURN
2213
00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:36,583
INTO A CYBORG.
2214
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:38,458
YOUR HAND AND THE KEYBOARD
2215
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:38,458
ARE GOING TO FUSE
2216
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,709
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
2217
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,709
MORE EMBARRASSING
2218
00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:42,834
THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.
2219
00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,542
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
2220
00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:48,792
I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE,
2221
00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:48,792
BUT IN CASE MOM ASKS.
2222
00:55:48,834 --> 00:55:51,500
I HAVE SOME RESEARCH TO DO.
2223
00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:53,750
OKAY, UM, I'LL TELL HER
2224
00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:53,750
YOU WENT TO THE MALL,
2225
00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:56,750
JUST TO GIVE HER A LITTLE HOPE
2226
00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:56,750
YOU'RE WITHIN THE BELL CURVE.
2227
00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:58,291
I'M NOT GETTING PERSONAL,
2228
00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,417
BUT YOU KNOW I LIKE
2229
00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,417
TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
2230
00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:03,375
-[LAUGHS]
2231
00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:03,375
-JAMES!
2232
00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:06,083
HI, SWEETHEART.
2233
00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,166
-HEY.
2234
00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,166
-HI, GRANDMA.
2235
00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:10,917
YOU ALL KNOW JAMES,
2236
00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:10,917
HE'S HOME FOR HOLIDAY BREAK.
2237
00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:12,750
[GROUP]
2238
00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:12,750
HI, JAMES.
2239
00:56:12,792 --> 00:56:15,667
JAMES IS DOING RESEARCH
2240
00:56:12,792 --> 00:56:15,667
ON RELATIONSHIPS,
2241
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:18,083
AND HE WOULD TO HAVE
2242
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:18,083
OUR INPUT.
2243
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,333
UM, YEAH, SO I HAVE SOME
2244
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,333
QUESTIONNAIRES HERE
2245
00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:23,166
THAT I'M JUST GONNA PASS OUT
2246
00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:23,166
REALLY QUICK.
2247
00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:26,625
-YEAH.
2248
00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:26,625
-OKAY, THANK YOU.
2249
00:56:26,667 --> 00:56:30,458
SO, THESE QUESTIONS
2250
00:56:26,667 --> 00:56:30,458
I'VE PREPARED ARE BASED ON
2251
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,875
THE MORES OF THE '50S
2252
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,875
AND '60S,
2253
00:56:32,917 --> 00:56:34,583
SO, THEY'RE PRETTY
2254
00:56:32,917 --> 00:56:34,583
SELF-EXPLANATORY.
2255
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,834
OKAY, COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN,
2256
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,834
SWEETHEART.
2257
00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:40,792
LET'S SEE WHAT
2258
00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:40,792
JAMES IS RESEARCHING.
2259
00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:45,208
"HOW OLD WERE YOU WERE YOU
2260
00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:45,208
WHEN YOU FIRST HAD SEX?"
2261
00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,875
[CHUCKLES]
2262
00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,875
OKAY.
2263
00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:51,625
LET ME THINK, UM...
2264
00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:52,667
18.
2265
00:56:55,917 --> 00:57:00,208
"HOW MANY PEOPLE
2266
00:56:55,917 --> 00:57:00,208
DID YOU SLEEP WITH
2267
00:56:55,917 --> 00:57:00,208
BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?"
2268
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:04,083
OH.
2269
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:04,083
[CLEARS THROAT]
2270
00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:06,917
THIS IS AWFULLY
2271
00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:06,917
PERSONAL, JAMES.
2272
00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:08,834
GRANDPA,
2273
00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:08,834
I REALLY NEED TO KNOW.
2274
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:11,834
YEAH, ME TOO.
2275
00:57:11,875 --> 00:57:14,834
WELL...
2276
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,583
[LAUGHS]
2277
00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:21,458
NONE.
2278
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:25,917
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS
2279
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:25,917
MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART,
2280
00:57:25,959 --> 00:57:27,792
MY FIRST...
2281
00:57:27,834 --> 00:57:30,500
MY LAST...
2282
00:57:30,542 --> 00:57:31,875
MY ONLY.
2283
00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,875
-AWW.
2284
00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,875
-[ALL] AWW.
2285
00:57:34,917 --> 00:57:37,125
[CHUCKLES]
2286
00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:43,667
"DID YOU PERSONALLY KNOW
2287
00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:43,667
ANY GIRLS THAT GOT PREGNANT
2288
00:57:43,709 --> 00:57:47,250
IN HIGH SCHOOL?"
2289
00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:49,792
ONLY ONE.
2290
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:54,625
AH HERE'S ONE,
2291
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:54,625
"WHAT MADE A GIRL ATTRACTIVE?"
2292
00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,166
[CHUCKLES]
2293
00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,166
WELL, THAT'S EASY.
2294
00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:58,792
BIG, UH... EYES.
2295
00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:00,750
[MAN]
2296
00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:00,750
YOU CHICKEN!
2297
00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:02,750
I'M A ROMANTIC,
2298
00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:02,750
I LOVE BIG EYES,
2299
00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,542
THEY'RE THE WINDOWS
2300
00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,542
OF THE SOUL.
2301
00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:08,375
WELL,
2302
00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:08,375
I LOVE THESE APPETIZERS.
2303
00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:10,291
THANK YOU,
2304
00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:10,291
THANKS, JOHN.
2305
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,875
PUT THAT ON MY LIST OF WHAT
2306
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,875
MAKES A GIRL ATTRACTIVE.
2307
00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:16,166
MY TURN!
2308
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:20,333
"DID MEN EXPECT WOMEN
2309
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:20,333
TO SLEEP WITH THEM
2310
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:20,333
ON THE FIRST DATE?"
2311
00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,750
WHEN YOU'RE ENGAGED,
2312
00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,750
IT'S KIND OF EXPECTED.
2313
00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:26,500
KAREN, IT WASN'T EXPECTED
2314
00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:26,500
IN OUR DAY.
2315
00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:28,917
YOU WERE JUST
2316
00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:28,917
THE TOWN SLUT.
2317
00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:31,709
UH, WOULD YOU BRING SOME
2318
00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:31,709
MORE OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS?
2319
00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:33,875
THEY'RE JUST GREAT.
2320
00:58:33,917 --> 00:58:36,709
SO, ARE YOU SAYING
2321
00:58:33,917 --> 00:58:36,709
IT WASN'T A CUSTOMARY THING
2322
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,709
FOR A GIRL TO BE
2323
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,709
PROMISCUOUS?
2324
00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:43,041
NO, NO, NO, IT WASN'T CUSTOMARY
2325
00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:43,041
FOR WOMEN TO BE PROMISCUOUS,
2326
00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,458
I MEAN, YEAH, YOU KIDS
2327
00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,458
REALLY HAVE IT MADE TODAY.
2328
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:49,125
JOHN! IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX,
2329
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:49,125
YOU KNOW.
2330
00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:52,417
SORRY, SWEETHEART.
2331
00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:56,208
"HOW DO YOU FEEL
2332
00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:56,208
WHEN A MAN LEAVES YOU
2333
00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:56,208
RIGHT AFTER SEX?"
2334
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,166
-ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
2335
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,166
-NO.
2336
00:58:58,208 --> 00:58:59,166
I WANNA KNOW WHERE
2337
00:58:58,208 --> 00:58:59,166
YOU'RE GOING.
2338
00:58:59,208 --> 00:59:00,792
NOWHERE!
2339
00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:03,375
UH, JAMES, LET'S YOU AND I
2340
00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:03,375
HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
2341
00:59:03,417 --> 00:59:04,625
COME OVER HERE JUST A SECOND.
2342
00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:06,458
LEAVE THE COMPUTER.
2343
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:11,583
WELL, UM, WOULD YOU LIKE
2344
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:11,583
SOME MORE LAYS POTATO CHIPS,
2345
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:11,583
CAROLYN?
2346
00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,917
JAMES, WHAT'S WITH
2347
00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,917
ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
2348
00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:17,917
I'M JUST DOING
2349
00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:17,917
SOME RESEARCH.
2350
00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:21,792
MY SEX LIFE IS INTEGRAL
2351
00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:21,792
TO THIS PROCESS?
2352
00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,959
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
2353
00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,959
RELATIONSHIPS.
2354
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,333
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
2355
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,333
HAVE ONE
2356
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:27,083
WITH A WHOLE HUMAN BEING.
2357
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,583
THAT'S WHAT
2358
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,583
I'M TRYING TO DO.
2359
00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:32,625
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
2360
00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:32,625
ANOTHER APP IS THE ANSWER.
2361
00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:36,250
I WASN'T PLANNING ON
2362
00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:36,250
MAKING ANOTHER APP, BUT...
2363
00:59:36,291 --> 00:59:38,417
WHAT OTHER APP?
2364
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:41,750
I DON'T MY SEX LIFE
2365
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:41,750
ON SNACK-CHAT,
2366
00:59:41,792 --> 00:59:43,208
OR ONE OF THOSE...
2367
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:45,250
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
2368
00:59:45,291 --> 00:59:48,625
WHY WOULD I WANT
2369
00:59:45,291 --> 00:59:48,625
GRANDMOTHER ON SNACK-CHAT?
2370
00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:49,750
-OH.
2371
00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:49,750
-I HAVE AN IDEA.
2372
00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:52,041
OH, NO. OH, NO.
2373
00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,458
[LEAH]
2374
00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,458
HEY, HONEY!
2375
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,583
WHAT WERE YOU AND GRANDPA
2376
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,583
TALKING ABOUT?
2377
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,083
OH, I GET IT,
2378
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,083
BOY'S CLUB STUFF.
2379
00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:00,291
OKAY, WELL, THERE IS CHILI
2380
00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:00,291
IN THE KITCHEN
2381
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:01,625
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.
2382
01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:04,750
-ARE YOU EATING?
2383
01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:04,750
-NO, I'M GOING OUT.
2384
01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,709
-WHERE?
2385
01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,709
-UM, I DON'T KNOW,
2386
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,375
I'M WAITING FOR A SWIPE.
2387
01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:09,750
MOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU
2388
01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:09,750
SOMETHING.
2389
01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:10,875
-[PHONE CHIMES]
2390
01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:10,875
-OH! I GOT A SWIPE!
2391
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,667
NO, MOM,
2392
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,667
DON'T TOUCH YOUR PHONE,
2393
01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:15,041
DON'T GO OUT TONIGHT,
2394
01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:15,041
OKAY?
2395
01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:17,500
HONEY, YOU'RE GOING BACK
2396
01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:17,500
TO SCHOOL,
2397
01:00:17,542 --> 01:00:20,792
I HAVE TO MEET PEOPLE,
2398
01:00:17,542 --> 01:00:20,792
I--
2399
01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:23,458
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
2400
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,208
ANYWAYS, SHE'S CRAZY.
2401
01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:33,959
HEY, BUT BACK TO WHAT
2402
01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:33,959
I WAS SAYING,
2403
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,750
WE ARE PLANNING TO RELEASE
2404
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,750
A FULL BLOWN--
2405
01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:39,125
-PUN INTENDED--
2406
01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:39,125
-[LAUGHS]
2407
01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:40,709
VERSION OF THE APP
2408
01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:40,709
IN THE SPRING, OKAY?
2409
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,875
AND WE ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTED
2410
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,875
TO BE VALUED AT AROUND,
2411
01:00:42,917 --> 01:00:45,709
I DON'T KNOW,
2412
01:00:42,917 --> 01:00:45,709
$250,000,000.
2413
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:48,500
WHOO, AND THAT IS WHEN WE'RE
2414
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:48,500
GONNA TAKE IT PUBLIC,
2415
01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:49,667
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.
2416
01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:56,417
♪ YOU COULD BE MY LOVE ♪
2417
01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:58,583
♪ STANDING IN THE LIGHT ♪
2418
01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:02,417
♪ WAVING TO THE PEOPLE
2419
01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:02,417
TO SAVE OUR LIFE ♪
2420
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:07,417
♪ I REMEMBER WHEN
2421
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:07,417
SHE WOULD ALWAYS SAY ♪
2422
01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,083
YOU MAY WANT TO CALL
2423
01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,083
AN EXTERMINATOR FIRST, DUDE.
2424
01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,583
THE APP HAS SOME BUGS
2425
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,250
NO, NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE,
2426
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,250
ACTUALLY.
2427
01:01:13,291 --> 01:01:14,709
NO, MM-MM.
2428
01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:17,083
THE APP IS DOWN, MAN,
2429
01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:17,083
CHECK IT OUT.
2430
01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:18,458
HEY, JAMES!
2431
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,667
CAN YOU COME SEE
2432
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,667
IF YOU CAN FIX THIS?
2433
01:01:20,709 --> 01:01:23,458
[JAMES]
2434
01:01:20,709 --> 01:01:23,458
FIX WHAT?
2435
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,542
MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING.
2436
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,166
I WAS ABOUT TO GET
2437
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,166
THE ADDRESS OF WHERE
2438
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:29,667
I WAS GONNA MEET UP
2439
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:29,667
AND THEN IT JUST-- IT'S GONE.
2440
01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:30,959
UH...
2441
01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:30,959
[CHUCKLES]
2442
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,875
...ACTUALLY, NO,
2443
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,875
NO, THE APP IS NOT DOWN.
2444
01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:36,333
WE'RE JUST
2445
01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:36,333
WORKING ON AN UPDATE,
2446
01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:36,333
SOME BACK-END SHIT.
2447
01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:38,417
IT'LL BE UP REAL SOON.
2448
01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:38,417
A COUPLE OF DAYS AT THE MOST.
2449
01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:41,333
PROGRAM MUST BE DOWN.
2450
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,291
WELL, I'LL JUST GO ON
2451
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,291
ONE OF THE OTHER APPS, RIGHT?
2452
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,542
I'LL JUST USE SOME OF
2453
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,542
THE OTHER APPS.
2454
01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:48,291
THE OTHER APPS.
2455
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:50,750
YEAH, EXCEPT THEY'RE DOWN TOO.
2456
01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:51,875
WHAT'S WRONG.
2457
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,500
-THE APP.
2458
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,500
-THE APP'S NOT WORKING.
2459
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,667
-NO.
2460
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,667
-IT'S NOT?
2461
01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:56,041
NO, IS YOURS?
2462
01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,834
HEY, UH, DID ANY OF OUR GUYS
2463
01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,834
TAKE DOWN
2464
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,250
ALL THE HOOK-UP APPS,
2465
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,250
BY CHANCE?
2466
01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:01,250
MY PLANS FOR THE NIGHT
2467
01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:01,250
TOTALLY RUINED.
2468
01:02:01,291 --> 01:02:03,834
THAT WOULD BE
2469
01:02:01,291 --> 01:02:03,834
SOME SERIOUS DISRUPTION.
2470
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:06,875
JAMES, HONEY,
2471
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:06,875
IT IS THE DARNDEST THING.
2472
01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,959
LIKE, I TOUCH IT,
2473
01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,959
AND IT DOES NOTHING.
2474
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,792
IT JUST DOES NOTHING.
2475
01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:12,125
COULD YOU PLEASE FIX THIS?
2476
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,875
MOM, I'M FIXING IT,
2477
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,875
TRUST ME, OKAY?
2478
01:02:14,917 --> 01:02:16,500
I'M FIXING EVERYTHING.
2479
01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,333
CALL JAMES RIGHT NOW!
2480
01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,333
PRONTO!
2481
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:19,959
YEAH, I WILL!
2482
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:19,959
I NEED YOU TO STOP STRESSING.
2483
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,291
-WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
2484
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,291
-I'M SORRY.
2485
01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:22,917
EVERYTHING IS FINE,
2486
01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:22,917
YOU CAN RELAX.
2487
01:02:22,959 --> 01:02:24,041
DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THIS?
2488
01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:27,667
YEAH. I'M CALLING HIM.
2489
01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:27,667
JAMES...
2490
01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:38,875
MOM, UH...
2491
01:02:38,917 --> 01:02:40,417
LOOK, I JUST WANT
2492
01:02:38,917 --> 01:02:40,417
TO LET YOU KNOW
2493
01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:44,375
THAT I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
2494
01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:44,375
FOR ME AND ASHLEY.
2495
01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:46,458
TRYING TO BE FRIENDS
2496
01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:46,458
WITH DAD
2497
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,458
SO THAT WE DON'T FEEL LIKE
2498
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,458
WE'VE LOST OUR FAMILY,
2499
01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,542
BUT I JUST WANT TO LET
2500
01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,542
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY
2501
01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:52,208
IF YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT HIM,
2502
01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:55,834
AND IT'S OKAY IF YOU WANT
2503
01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:55,834
TO START A NEW LIFE.
2504
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:57,625
NOTHING'LL CHANGE BETWEEN US.
2505
01:02:57,667 --> 01:03:02,500
THANKS, GUYS.
2506
01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:05,834
I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT.
2507
01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:05,834
OH! WAIT!
2508
01:03:05,875 --> 01:03:07,959
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
2509
01:03:05,875 --> 01:03:07,959
I'M MOVING BACK IN
2510
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,667
-TO YOUR BEDROOM.
2511
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,667
-VIRGIN.
2512
01:03:09,709 --> 01:03:13,917
OCD. BUT I MIGHT MISS YOU
2513
01:03:09,709 --> 01:03:13,917
A LITTLE.
2514
01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:18,333
HERE IT IS.
2515
01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:18,333
IT'S TEA.
2516
01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,792
VERY SPECIAL CHINESE
2517
01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,792
HERBAL TEA.
2518
01:03:19,834 --> 01:03:21,291
IT WILL HELP YOU RELAX,
2519
01:03:21,333 --> 01:03:23,417
AND IT'LL HELP YOU GET
2520
01:03:21,333 --> 01:03:23,417
A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP.
2521
01:03:23,458 --> 01:03:25,583
TAKE IT.
2522
01:03:23,458 --> 01:03:25,583
BUT DON'T TAKE TOO MUCH.
2523
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,834
I MEAN, IT'S ALL-NATURAL,
2524
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,834
BUT I DON'T KNOW
2525
01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:28,208
HOW STRONG IT IS.
2526
01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:32,959
BYE, SWEETIE.
2527
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,834
[PHONE RINGING]
2528
01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:39,125
WHO'S CALLING YOU?
2529
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,125
I DON'T KNOW.
2530
01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:44,125
MUST BE IMPORTANT,
2531
01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:44,125
IT'S RINGING NON-STOP.
2532
01:03:44,166 --> 01:03:46,583
UH, YEAH.
2533
01:03:44,166 --> 01:03:46,583
YEAH, IT IS.
2534
01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,000
-YO!
2535
01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,000
-HEY!
2536
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,375
-[POUNDING ON DOOR]
2537
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,375
-[LANCE] "JUNGLE"
2538
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,375
IS STILL DOWN, DUDE!
2539
01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:54,875
WHAT'S GOING ON?
2540
01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:57,000
YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET PAID
2541
01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:57,000
TO GET INTO M.I.T.
2542
01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,458
UNLESS IT'S UP
2543
01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,458
IN AN HOUR.
2544
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,834
COME ON, JAMES,
2545
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,834
THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.
2546
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:03,000
-[POUNDING ON DOOR]
2547
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:03,000
-[WESLEY] YEAH, THE OTHER
2548
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:03,000
HOOK-UP APPS ARE STILL DOWN.
2549
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:04,375
[DANIEL] HEY, WE'RE GONNA
2550
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:04,375
TIE YOU TO THE DESK
2551
01:04:04,417 --> 01:04:06,834
UNTIL YOU FIX THIS, BRO!
2552
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,625
WELL, I CAN UNLOCK IT
2553
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,625
WITH THIS.
2554
01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,792
HOW THE HELL DID YOU
2555
01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,792
LEARN HOW TO LOCK PICK?
2556
01:04:13,834 --> 01:04:15,041
MY CELLMATE TAUGHT ME.
2557
01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:17,083
-OH, THERE WE GO!
2558
01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:17,083
-WHOA-HO-HO!
2559
01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:18,583
CELLMATE? WHAT?
2560
01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:22,250
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]
2561
01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:29,583
HANNAH! HANNAH!
2562
01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:30,792
JAMES, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
2563
01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,000
I'M TRYING TO RUN
2564
01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,000
FROM MY ROOMMATE
2565
01:04:32,041 --> 01:04:33,208
AND I NEED A PLACE TO STAY,
2566
01:04:32,041 --> 01:04:33,208
PLEASE.
2567
01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:34,375
-LANCE?
2568
01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:34,375
-YES.
2569
01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:35,500
OKAY, YOU BET
2570
01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:35,500
I'M HELPING YOU WITH THIS.
2571
01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,000
-FOLLOW ME.
2572
01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,000
-OKAY.
2573
01:04:45,959 --> 01:04:47,542
WAIT, HANNAH, HANNAH.
2574
01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:49,917
UM, ONE DAY I'M GONNA
2575
01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:49,917
DO SOMETHING
2576
01:04:49,959 --> 01:04:51,500
THAT'LL EARN
2577
01:04:49,959 --> 01:04:51,500
YOUR TRUST BACK.
2578
01:04:51,542 --> 01:04:53,625
JAMES, YOU DON'T HAVE
2579
01:04:51,542 --> 01:04:53,625
TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
2580
01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:56,583
-I'M OKAY WITH HELPING YOU.
2581
01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:56,583
-WHY?
2582
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:58,625
WHY AM I OKAY
2583
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:58,625
WITH HELPING YOU?
2584
01:04:58,667 --> 01:05:02,291
NO, WHY ARE YOU SO SHY?
2585
01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:06,166
IT'S OKAY.
2586
01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:06,166
YOU CAN TELL ME.
2587
01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:09,083
JAMES, I HAD A REALLY
2588
01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:09,083
BAD STUTTER,
2589
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,792
AND WHEN I GET NERVOUS
2590
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,792
AND I TRY TO TALK
2591
01:05:11,834 --> 01:05:13,834
IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE
2592
01:05:11,834 --> 01:05:13,834
SOMETIMES IT COMES BACK,
2593
01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:16,208
AND I DON'T KNOW
2594
01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:16,208
HOW TO STOP IT.
2595
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,542
IS THAT WHY YOU DON'T
2596
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,542
TALK MUCH IN CLASS
2597
01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,792
EVEN THOUGH
2598
01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,792
YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS?
2599
01:05:23,834 --> 01:05:25,792
YEAH.
2600
01:05:30,208 --> 01:05:31,792
-HI.
2601
01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:34,834
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
2602
01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:34,834
DOING TOGETHER?
2603
01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:36,959
OKAY, LOOK, JAMES NEEDS
2604
01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:36,959
A PLACE TO HIDE.
2605
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,709
ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS,
2606
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,709
HOPEFULLY.
2607
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:42,542
MAYBE HE CAN HELP US STUDY?
2608
01:05:42,583 --> 01:05:44,875
HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
2609
01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:48,250
IF YOU MAKE US AN APP,
2610
01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:48,250
LIKE, "JUNGLE FOR GIRLS"
2611
01:05:48,291 --> 01:05:50,625
I JUST MIGHT LET YOU
2612
01:05:48,291 --> 01:05:50,625
STAY HERE.
2613
01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:52,166
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
2614
01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:53,709
"JUNGLE" REALLY
2615
01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:53,709
MESSED ME UP.
2616
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,500
GUYS, WE KNOW THAT LANCE
2617
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,500
MADE "JUNGLE"
2618
01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,083
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM
2619
01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,083
REGRET IT.
2620
01:05:57,125 --> 01:06:00,792
YES, AND I'M KIND OF
2621
01:05:57,125 --> 01:06:00,792
RETIRING FROM APPS FOR NOW.
2622
01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:02,542
OKAY, SO THE ANSWER IS NO.
2623
01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:04,667
I MEAN, RIGHT AFTER
2624
01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:04,667
I MAKE YOUR APP.
2625
01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:06,166
I THOUGHT HE WAS FIXING
2626
01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:06,166
"JUNGLE."
2627
01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:08,000
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
2628
01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:08,000
HE WAS DOING, MAN.
2629
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:10,750
WHERE IS HE, LANCE?
2630
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:10,750
THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.
2631
01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:13,333
YEAH, THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS
2632
01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:13,333
ARE STILL DOWN.
2633
01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,917
OH, THIS IS BAD,
2634
01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,917
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
2635
01:06:15,959 --> 01:06:17,375
SHOULD WE CALL 9-1-1?
2636
01:06:17,417 --> 01:06:20,000
THIS IS COMPLICATED SHIT.
2637
01:06:17,417 --> 01:06:20,000
HOLY CRAP!
2638
01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:25,041
-ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
2639
01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:25,041
-YEAH.
2640
01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:28,291
WELL, THERE'S MOLD ON IT
2641
01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:28,291
SO BE CAREFUL, BUD.
2642
01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,709
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
2643
01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,709
-I'M JUST THINKING
2644
01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:32,291
OF MAYBE WE DO SOME WAY
2645
01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:32,291
TO ORGANIZE
2646
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,917
ALL OF THIS INFORMATION.
2647
01:06:33,959 --> 01:06:37,083
-MAYBE REBUILD, OR--
2648
01:06:33,959 --> 01:06:37,083
-YOU'RE GONNA REBUILD THE APP?
2649
01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:39,041
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'LL HIRE
2650
01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:39,041
SOMEONE TO DO IT, MAN. YEAH.
2651
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:41,458
[LAUGHS]
2652
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,041
COME ON, MAN!
2653
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,041
IT'S MY CONCEPT,
2654
01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:45,458
THIS IS FREAKING APP,
2655
01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:45,458
IT'S JUST...
2656
01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:53,750
ALL RIGHT, LADIES, SO JAMES
2657
01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:53,750
IS HERE BECAUSE HE HAS AGREED
2658
01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:57,583
TO CREATE A RELATIONSHIP APP
2659
01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:57,583
FOR YOU GUYS, SO...
2660
01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:59,125
OKAY.
2661
01:07:01,834 --> 01:07:05,333
OKAY. UM...
2662
01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:09,250
GIRLS, HOW YOU DOING?
2663
01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:09,250
ARE YOU HAPPY?
2664
01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:12,291
I MEAN,
2665
01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:12,291
I LIKED MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
2666
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,625
I MEAN, ARE YOU SATISFIED
2667
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,625
WITH LIFE?
2668
01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:16,750
I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A TEST.
2669
01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:16,750
SORRY.
2670
01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:20,542
HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE?
2671
01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:23,625
BY LOVE, I MEAN LOVE.
2672
01:07:23,667 --> 01:07:26,834
NOT SEX.
2673
01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:30,667
HONESTLY?
2674
01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:30,667
NOT TOO GOOD.
2675
01:07:30,709 --> 01:07:33,417
MINE'S GREAT.
2676
01:07:30,709 --> 01:07:33,417
I'M NEVER LONELY.
2677
01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:35,291
INVITED OUT EVERY NIGHT.
2678
01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:39,083
HE SAID LOVE, NOT SEX.
2679
01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:39,083
ZIP IT, HOOK.
2680
01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:42,166
DO YOU FEEL LIKE GUYS ARE USING
2681
01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:42,166
YOU AS JUST A PIECE OF MEAT?
2682
01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:44,834
-THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.
2683
01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:44,834
-ARE YOU A PSYCH MAJOR?
2684
01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:48,667
DO YOU WANT A GUY TO PURSUE
2685
01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:48,667
YOU FOR MORE THAN JUST
2686
01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:48,667
A SWIPE OF HIS FINGER?
2687
01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:50,291
[TOGETHER]
2688
01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:50,291
YEAH.
2689
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:53,041
ARE YOU SELLING SOME
2690
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:53,041
SPECIAL MAKEUP OR SOMETHING?
2691
01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:54,834
OR UNDERWEAR?
2692
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,792
NO, I'M NOT SELLING A SPECIAL
2693
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,792
KIND OF MAKEUP OR UNDERWEAR.
2694
01:07:57,834 --> 01:08:00,500
I'M TRYING
2695
01:07:57,834 --> 01:08:00,500
TO TURN THINGS AROUND.
2696
01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:02,959
GIRLS, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU
2697
01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:02,959
GET YOUR POWER BACK.
2698
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,792
WHAT KIND OF POWER
2699
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,792
IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
2700
01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:06,792
I DON'T KNOW,
2701
01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:06,792
BUT MAYBE HE'S ONTO SOMETHING.
2702
01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:10,166
LOOK, MY SPECIALTY
2703
01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:10,166
IS ALGORITHMS.
2704
01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:11,875
NOW, I KNOW THAT MAY NOT
2705
01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:11,875
SOUND LIKE MUCH,
2706
01:08:11,917 --> 01:08:16,208
BUT IN FACT ALGORITHMS
2707
01:08:11,917 --> 01:08:16,208
AND BIOLOGY WORK HAND IN HAND.
2708
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:18,208
I HAVE THIS APP
2709
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:18,208
AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
2710
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:20,000
-I KNEW HE WAS
2711
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:20,000
SELLING SOMETHING.
2712
01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:22,291
-NO, I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING.
2713
01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:22,291
I'M HERE TO GIVE, NOT SELL.
2714
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:24,959
-SO WHAT'S THE CATCH?
2715
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:24,959
-THE CATCH IS...
2716
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,417
THAT IF I GIVE THIS APP TO YOU
2717
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,417
AND EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT WORKS,
2718
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:31,500
THEN IT'S UP TO YOU
2719
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:31,500
TO LET IT WORK.
2720
01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:33,291
-WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
2721
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,709
-SEE, IT MEANS THAT
2722
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,709
WHEN YOU'RE DATING A GUY--
2723
01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:38,291
-SWEETHEART,
2724
01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:38,291
LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
2725
01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,834
NONE OF US
2726
01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,834
HAVE BEEN ON A DATE.
2727
01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:42,875
-WELL, SINCE WHEN?
2728
01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:42,875
-SINCE EVER.
2729
01:08:42,917 --> 01:08:44,000
NONE OF YOU?
2730
01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:46,000
-GUYS NOWADAYS
2731
01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:46,000
DON'T DATE YOU.
2732
01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:48,291
-THEY JUST SLEEP WITH YOU.
2733
01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:48,291
-THEN LET'S CHANGE THAT.
2734
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,959
-HOW?
2735
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,959
-WITH MY APP
2736
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,291
AND WITH YOUR COOPERATION.
2737
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,917
AND THE COOPERATION
2738
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,917
OF YOUR SISTERS
2739
01:08:54,959 --> 01:08:56,375
ON EVERY COLLEGE CAMPUS.
2740
01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:02,709
HANNAH? WHAT DO YOU THINK
2741
01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:02,709
OF THE IDEA?
2742
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:06,166
DO YOU LIKE IT?
2743
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:11,000
-HONESTLY, NO, I DON'T.
2744
01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:15,125
I DON'T THINK THAT AN APP
2745
01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:15,125
IS THE PROPER SOLUTION
2746
01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:15,125
FOR RELATIONSHIPS.
2747
01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:20,583
I DON'T KNOW.
2748
01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:20,583
MAYBE I WAS JUST BORN
2749
01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:20,583
IN THE WRONG CENTURY.
2750
01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,333
[WOMAN]
2751
01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,333
I AGREE.
2752
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,917
[WOMAN 2]
2753
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,917
NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO CLUE
2754
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,917
WHAT'S GOING ON.
2755
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,250
[DANIEL]
2756
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,250
OH, THERE HE IS.
2757
01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,709
-HEY, GUYS.
2758
01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,709
-WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?
2759
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,709
UH, MEETING.
2760
01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,667
HEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED
2761
01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,667
UNTIL "JUNGLE" IS FIXED
2762
01:09:38,709 --> 01:09:40,291
-WHAT?
2763
01:09:38,709 --> 01:09:40,291
-YEP.
2764
01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,959
I'M TRYING TO GET IT BACK UP,
2765
01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,959
GUYS.
2766
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,709
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
2767
01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:46,208
WHILE YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME,
2768
01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:46,208
I'M GETTING DEATH THREATS
2769
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,959
FOR TAKING DOWN
2770
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,959
THE HOOKUP APPS.
2771
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,917
PEOPLE THINK I DID IT
2772
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,917
AS A PUBLICITY STUNT.
2773
01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:56,959
THEY THINK
2774
01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:56,959
THAT HE BUILT THE APP
2775
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,959
'CAUSE HE DIDN'T.
2776
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,959
THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
2777
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,375
THEY THINK
2778
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,375
THAT I BUILT "JUNGLE."
2779
01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:01,917
THEY THINK THAT
2780
01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:01,917
I CAN TAKE DOWN THE HOOKUP APPS.
2781
01:10:01,959 --> 01:10:03,166
YEAH, YOU DIDN'T BUILD
2782
01:10:01,959 --> 01:10:03,166
"JUNGLE," THOUGH.
2783
01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,667
NO, I CREATED IT.
2784
01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,667
IT WAS MY IDEA.
2785
01:10:04,709 --> 01:10:07,667
-SHH.
2786
01:10:07,709 --> 01:10:10,959
JAMES, YOU NEED TO GET "JUNGLE"
2787
01:10:07,709 --> 01:10:10,959
BACK UP RIGHT NOW.
2788
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,166
OUR LIVES ARE ON THE LINE
2789
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,166
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
2790
01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:16,333
AND ANOTHER THING.
2791
01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:16,333
DON'T JUDGE ME.
2792
01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:18,417
I'M STRESS EATING.
2793
01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:18,417
IT'S A REAL DISORDER.
2794
01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:19,959
GOOGLE IT.
2795
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,583
-OKAY, CALM DOWN.
2796
01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:24,709
WE'RE JUST GONNA
2797
01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:24,709
TAKE A CHILL PILL.
2798
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:27,875
-GUYS,
2799
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:27,875
IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS,
2800
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:27,875
I'M GONNA NEED MY ROOM BACK.
2801
01:10:27,917 --> 01:10:29,709
-NO, WE ARE GOING
2802
01:10:27,917 --> 01:10:29,709
TO SIT RIGHT HERE
2803
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:31,709
AND WATCH YOU
2804
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:31,709
UNTIL YOU GET THIS DONE.
2805
01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:33,500
OKAY, IF YOU WANNA GET PAID
2806
01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:33,500
FOR M.I.T.,
2807
01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:35,750
THEN YOU BETTER GET THIS THING
2808
01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:35,750
BACK UP AND RUNNING, STAT.
2809
01:10:35,792 --> 01:10:36,959
-NO, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.
2810
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,542
-YOU'RE GONNA SIT RIGHT THERE
2811
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:39,750
AND YOU'RE GONNA WORK.
2812
01:10:39,792 --> 01:10:41,500
[IMITATES WHIP CRACK]
2813
01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:44,458
RIGHT NOW.
2814
01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:44,458
GO AHEAD.
2815
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,667
VAMOS. OH, NO,
2816
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,667
I'LL TAKE THAT.
2817
01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:55,208
ALL RIGHT,
2818
01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:55,208
GET TO WORK.
2819
01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:57,583
NO, STOP IT.
2820
01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:57,583
SPIT IT OUT.
2821
01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:00,959
YOU HAVE ANY MORE?
2822
01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:00,959
AH. GOSH, YOU'RE SO WEIRD.
2823
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,583
-LANCE?
2824
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,583
-YES.
2825
01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:04,750
I'D LIKE SOME TEA PLEASE.
2826
01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:04,750
WITH HONEY.
2827
01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:08,625
-YEAH, OKAY.
2828
01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:11,125
I MAKE HIM TEA AND HONEY
2829
01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:11,125
SO THAT HE CAN WORK.
2830
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,667
YOU KNOW? HE'S SICK,
2831
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,667
SO I DON'T WANT HIM TO...
2832
01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,917
-THAT'S CUTE.
2833
01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,917
-I'D DO IT FOR YOU GUYS.
2834
01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:20,458
-I'D LIKE THIS ONE, PLEASE.
2835
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:22,291
MY MOM GAVE IT TO ME
2836
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:24,125
SO I CAN STAY UP LATE
2837
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:24,125
AT NIGHT.
2838
01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:25,625
IT KEEPS ME UP
2839
01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:25,625
SO I CAN STUDY.
2840
01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:28,208
-ALL RIGHT.
2841
01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:28,208
-OH, DOUBLE STRENGTH, PLEASE.
2842
01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,834
YOU KNOW.
2843
01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,834
I WANNA GET THIS DONE TONIGHT.
2844
01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:32,417
-OKAY.
2845
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:37,083
-LANCE.
2846
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:37,083
I'LL TAKE ONE, TOO.
2847
01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:38,709
JUST SO I CAN STAY UP,
2848
01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:42,500
BE ALERT, READY TO POUNCE
2849
01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:42,500
IF HE TRIES TO DO ANYTHING.
2850
01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:44,959
-[SNAPS FINGERS]
2851
01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:44,959
ACTUALLY, SIGN ME UP, TOO.
2852
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,291
I WANT ONE. AND SOME COFFEE.
2853
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,291
AND SOME DONUTS.
2854
01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:52,583
-RIGHT. YOU WANT ME
2855
01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:52,583
TO THROW ON AN APRON AND
2856
01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:52,583
A STRING OF PEARLS, TOO?
2857
01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,834
-AS LONG AS THE APRON SAYS
2858
01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,834
"HOME, SWEET HOME."
2859
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:57,458
-YEAH?
2860
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:57,458
-YEAH.
2861
01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:00,291
-YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS.
2862
01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:00,291
JUST WATCH HIM, OKAY?
2863
01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:00,291
-[DANIEL] YEAH.
2864
01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:53,417
[PASSES GAS]
2865
01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:59,834
OH, SHIT. HEY, WESLEY.
2866
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,500
HE'S GONE. WESLEY!
2867
01:13:01,542 --> 01:13:03,125
[MUMBLES]
2868
01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,291
HE'S GONE.
2869
01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:06,125
-HUH?
2870
01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:06,125
-HE'S GONE.
2871
01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,709
-WAKE UP!
2872
01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,709
-OH, WHAT?
2873
01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:13,291
-HE GOT OUT!
2874
01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:13,291
-COME ON, DUDE!
2875
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:23,667
HEY. LOOK. IT LOOKS LIKE
2876
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:23,667
I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAY
2877
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:23,667
THE NIGHT.
2878
01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:25,250
-WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
2879
01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:25,250
-WHAT?
2880
01:13:25,291 --> 01:13:27,375
WE HAD A BET ON HOW LONG
2881
01:13:25,291 --> 01:13:27,375
IT WOULD TAKE FOR YOU
2882
01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:29,000
TO TRY TO SLEEP
2883
01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:29,000
WITH ONE OF US,
2884
01:13:29,041 --> 01:13:31,083
ESPECIALLY
2885
01:13:29,041 --> 01:13:31,083
AFTER YOUR PHONY SPEECH
2886
01:13:29,041 --> 01:13:31,083
AND ALL.
2887
01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:33,583
WHAT? NO, THE SPEECH, THE APP,
2888
01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:33,583
IT WAS ALL REAL.
2889
01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,750
-WHAT DO YOU WANT?
2890
01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,750
-I JUST NEED A PLACE TO STAY
2891
01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,750
FOR THE NIGHT.
2892
01:13:36,792 --> 01:13:39,166
SO, WAIT A MINUTE.
2893
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,458
YOU DON'T WANNA
2894
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,458
SLEEP WITH ME?
2895
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,542
NO, I NEVER--
2896
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,542
NO, I DON'T-- I REALLY--
2897
01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:44,166
I TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY.
2898
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,917
I'M NOT GAY.
2899
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,917
WHY DOES EVERYBODY
2900
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,917
HERE THINK THAT?
2901
01:13:46,959 --> 01:13:48,959
-YOU LIKE GIRLS?
2902
01:13:46,959 --> 01:13:48,959
-YES, I LIKE--
2903
01:13:51,834 --> 01:13:53,458
I LIKE HANNAH.
2904
01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:58,625
HEY, IT'S ALL SETTLED.
2905
01:13:58,667 --> 01:13:59,834
HE CAN STAY.
2906
01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:01,750
-COME ON.
2907
01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:01,750
-THANK YOU.
2908
01:14:01,792 --> 01:14:03,875
SERIOUSLY, LOOK,
2909
01:14:01,792 --> 01:14:03,875
I DON'T TAKE UP MUCH SPACE.
2910
01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:06,041
I JUST NEED MAYBE
2911
01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:06,041
A CLOSET OR SOMETHING.
2912
01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,834
IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
2913
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:10,291
NO, THERE'S
2914
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:10,291
A GUEST ROOM UPSTAIRS.
2915
01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:11,291
SERIOUSLY?
2916
01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:12,417
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
2917
01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:14,625
AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING,
2918
01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:16,875
HANNAH WILL HELP YOU.
2919
01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:20,166
LOOK, AND IF ANYONE
2920
01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:20,166
COMES LOOKING FOR ME,
2921
01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:21,291
DON'T LET THEM IN.
2922
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:23,208
I WON'T LET ANYONE IN.
2923
01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:24,458
GOOD NIGHT, HANNAH.
2924
01:14:25,917 --> 01:14:27,875
GOOD NIGHT, JAMES.
2925
01:14:28,917 --> 01:14:30,583
OH, UH, HANNAH.
2926
01:14:34,959 --> 01:14:38,709
I'M... JAMES WILSON SINGER.
2927
01:14:40,166 --> 01:14:42,166
JAMES WILSON SINGER.
2928
01:14:44,166 --> 01:14:45,417
I LIKE THAT.
2929
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:51,041
GOOD.
2930
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:51,041
WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
2931
01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:53,417
I'M HANNAH GRACE MARTIN.
2932
01:14:55,125 --> 01:14:57,458
THAT FITS YOU.
2933
01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:59,500
KIND OF EMBODIES YOUR EYES
2934
01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:03,041
AND YOUR HAIR AND YOUR HANDS
2935
01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:03,041
ALL IN ONE SENTENCE.
2936
01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:05,667
IT'S-- I DON'T KNOW,
2937
01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:05,667
LIKE A SONG.
2938
01:15:09,917 --> 01:15:11,417
GOOD NIGHT, JAMES.
2939
01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:14,917
GOOD NIGHT.
2940
01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:14,917
THANK YOU.
2941
01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:23,250
SO WHY CAN'T WE
2942
01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:23,250
LET THEM IN?
2943
01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:24,917
BECAUSE THEY WANT
2944
01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:24,917
TO KILL HIM.
2945
01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,417
YEAH, WE GOTTA
2946
01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,417
KEEP HIM ALIVE
2947
01:15:26,458 --> 01:15:28,542
SO HE CAN HELP US
2948
01:15:26,458 --> 01:15:28,542
FINISH THE APP
2949
01:15:28,583 --> 01:15:31,417
AND TEACH US HOW TO TAKE
2950
01:15:28,583 --> 01:15:31,417
OUR POWER BACK.
2951
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:32,959
WELL, I GUESS
2952
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:32,959
HE CAN SHOW US
2953
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,542
HOW TO MAKE GUYS
2954
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,542
TALK TO US
2955
01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:36,583
LIKE HE DID TO YOU.
2956
01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:39,542
YOU KNOW, THIS SORORITY
2957
01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:39,542
IS FINALLY TAKING ON
2958
01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:39,542
A WORTHWHILE PROJECT,
2959
01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:41,917
AND I FOR ONE AM EXCITED.
2960
01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,583
STOP! STOP!
2961
01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,583
STOP! STOP! STOP!
2962
01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:50,917
THERE HE IS,
2963
01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:50,917
RIGHT THERE IN THE WINDOW.
2964
01:15:50,959 --> 01:15:52,250
COME ON. LET'S GO.
2965
01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,542
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
2966
01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:56,291
[GRUNTING]
2967
01:15:56,333 --> 01:15:59,000
LET US IN.
2968
01:15:59,041 --> 01:16:00,959
HEY, HEY, HEY.
2969
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,542
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
2970
01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:04,291
WE WANT JAMES.
2971
01:16:04,333 --> 01:16:05,750
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM.
2972
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:08,458
CAN YOU JUST LET US
2973
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:08,458
INTO THE HOUSE? PLEASE?
2974
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,333
NO, I CAN'T
2975
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,333
AND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE,
2976
01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:11,875
I'M GONNA CALL
2977
01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:11,875
CAMPUS SECURITY.
2978
01:16:11,917 --> 01:16:14,333
OH, REALLY? WELL,
2979
01:16:11,917 --> 01:16:14,333
WE HAVE A KEY TO THIS SORORITY.
2980
01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,458
ONE OF YOU BIMBOS GAVE IT TO ME,
2981
01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,458
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER.
2982
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,875
WELL, THEN COME RIGHT IN,
2983
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,875
SWEETHEART.
2984
01:16:18,917 --> 01:16:21,542
[WESLEY WHIMPERING]
2985
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:24,625
YOU WANT HIM,
2986
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:24,625
COME AND GET HIM.
2987
01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:28,625
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2988
01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:28,625
W-WE GOT THIS THING
2989
01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:28,625
WITH THE STUFF.
2990
01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,291
SO WE'RE GONNA
2991
01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,291
JUST HEAD OUT,
2992
01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:32,583
BUT IT'S GOOD TO
2993
01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:32,583
SEE YOU.
2994
01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,250
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2995
01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,250
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIRLS COULD
2996
01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,250
USE YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP ANYWAY.
2997
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,792
SO WE'RE JUST GONNA...
2998
01:16:36,834 --> 01:16:38,792
YOU LOOK--
2999
01:16:36,834 --> 01:16:38,792
YOU LOOK GOOD.
3000
01:16:38,834 --> 01:16:40,250
-WESLEY!
3001
01:16:38,834 --> 01:16:40,250
-[SCREAMS]
3002
01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:41,959
OKAY, LADIES,
3003
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,834
HOW ABOUT
3004
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,834
WE JUST TALK THIS OUT
3005
01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,000
OVER BREAKFAST TOMORROW ON ME.
3006
01:16:45,041 --> 01:16:46,500
COFFEE AND BAGELS, LANCE?
3007
01:16:46,542 --> 01:16:48,500
HOW ABOUT A GIFT CARD
3008
01:16:46,542 --> 01:16:48,500
TO BAGEL BOYS.
3009
01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:49,750
[LANCE]
3010
01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:49,750
THEY'RE INSANE. RUN!
3011
01:16:49,792 --> 01:16:52,291
-[SCREAMING]
3012
01:16:49,792 --> 01:16:52,291
-DANIEL: DON'T TOUCH ME!
3013
01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:56,500
COFFEE AND BAGELS.
3014
01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:04,458
WHAT DID YOU SHOCK ME
3015
01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:04,458
LIKE THAT FOR?
3016
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,291
I HAVE INTERNAL BLEEDING.
3017
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,625
LANCE,
3018
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,625
THOSE FEMALES HATE YOU.
3019
01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:14,333
THEY HATE US. NOT ME.
3020
01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:14,333
WHAT IS THAT?
3021
01:17:17,417 --> 01:17:18,875
OKAY, WHAT THE EFF
3022
01:17:17,417 --> 01:17:18,875
HAPPENED BACK THERE?
3023
01:17:18,917 --> 01:17:21,083
I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT?
3024
01:17:18,917 --> 01:17:21,083
WHAT WERE THEY DOING?
3025
01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:22,917
I DON'T KNOW.
3026
01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:22,917
WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME?
3027
01:17:22,959 --> 01:17:23,959
I DON'T KNOW.
3028
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,458
I KNOW.
3029
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,291
WHAT-- WHAT?
3030
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,291
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
3031
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,166
BRO, IT'S OBVIOUS.
3032
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,166
OKAY?
3033
01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:31,125
ONE, ALL THE HOOKUP APPS
3034
01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:31,125
ARE DOWN.
3035
01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,417
TWO, JAMES IS NOW LIVING
3036
01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,417
IN A SORORITY HOUSE.
3037
01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:34,834
JUST PUT THEM TOGETHER.
3038
01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:36,542
YOU THINK THOSE
3039
01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:36,542
ARE ACTUALLY CONNECTED HERE?
3040
01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:38,250
OF COURSE.
3041
01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:40,083
OH, YEAH,
3042
01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:40,083
THERE'S A CONNECTION.
3043
01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:42,250
HE'S GOT ALL THE CHICKS,
3044
01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:42,250
AND WE DON'T.
3045
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,291
WHAT IF HE'S JUST,
3046
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,291
YOU KNOW,
3047
01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,458
WORKING ON SOMETHING
3048
01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,458
FOR US.
3049
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,083
HE'S A GENIUS.
3050
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,083
THIS COULD BE SOMETHING BIGGER
3051
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,083
AND BETTER FOR ALL OF US.
3052
01:17:49,125 --> 01:17:50,333
THAT'S STUPID, LANCE.
3053
01:17:49,125 --> 01:17:50,333
STUPID.
3054
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:51,917
HE WANTS
3055
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:51,917
ALL THE GIRLS TO HIMSELF.
3056
01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:53,500
HE'S GREEDY LIKE THAT.
3057
01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:55,542
OH, MY GOD.
3058
01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:55,542
THEY, LIKE, LOVE HIM.
3059
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,000
I KNOW. DID YOU SEE
3060
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,000
THE WAY THAT THEY
3061
01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:59,375
THREW THOSE WEAPONS OUT
3062
01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:59,375
JUST TO DEFEND HIM?
3063
01:17:59,417 --> 01:18:00,875
BRO, THOSE WEAPONS
3064
01:17:59,417 --> 01:18:00,875
WERE TO KILL US.
3065
01:18:00,917 --> 01:18:03,959
THAT HAIR BRUSH
3066
01:18:00,917 --> 01:18:03,959
WAS TO BEAT US, MAIM US.
3067
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,834
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
3068
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,834
I THINK THOSE ARE
3069
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,834
THE SAME THING.
3070
01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:11,125
OKAY, LOOK.
3071
01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:11,125
WE NEED A NEW PLAN, OBVIOUSLY.
3072
01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,542
-YEAH, I'll FIGURE ONE OUT--
3073
01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,542
-SHH.
3074
01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:14,583
NO. NO, NO, NO,
3075
01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:14,583
YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT, OKAY?
3076
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,375
JAMES IS NOW LIVING
3077
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,375
IN THE SORORITY HOUSE.
3078
01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:17,625
WE CALL THEM
3079
01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:17,625
SORORITY SISTERS.
3080
01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:19,291
THEY'RE ALL OF
3081
01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:19,291
THE TEAM CAPTAINS.
3082
01:18:19,333 --> 01:18:20,750
ALL BY HIMSELF.
3083
01:18:20,792 --> 01:18:23,500
HE'S IN THERE
3084
01:18:20,792 --> 01:18:23,500
WITH ALL OF THEM BY HIMSELF.
3085
01:18:23,542 --> 01:18:25,917
AND GUESS WHERE WE ARE?
3086
01:18:23,542 --> 01:18:25,917
WE'RE OUT HERE.
3087
01:18:25,959 --> 01:18:27,458
AS A RESULT OF YOUR PLAN,
3088
01:18:25,959 --> 01:18:27,458
LANCE,
3089
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:30,875
WE'RE IN ICE.
3090
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:30,875
FRIGID COLD. OKAY?
3091
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,583
WE WILL MAKE A NEW PLAN,
3092
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,583
OKAY?
3093
01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,625
-FINE.
3094
01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,625
-GOT IT.
3095
01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:38,500
-I HAVE AN IDEA.
3096
01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:38,500
-LET'S GO.
3097
01:18:38,542 --> 01:18:41,083
IT'S GONNA INVOLVE TWO CATS,
3098
01:18:38,542 --> 01:18:41,083
A PARACHUTE, AND A PLANE.
3099
01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,166
GOD, MELODY HASN'T
3100
01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,166
TEXTED ME BACK SINCE--
3101
01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,166
[LANCE]
3102
01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:47,500
[WESLEY]
3103
01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:47,500
NO ONE CARES. JUST STOP.
3104
01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:48,542
HEY, RACHEL.
3105
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:50,333
SO WE STILL DOWN FOR TONIGHT?
3106
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,750
IF YOU WANNA SEE ME,
3107
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,750
WESLEY,
3108
01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:53,291
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
3109
01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:53,291
TO ASK ME OUT
3110
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:55,333
ONE WEEK IN ADVANCE
3111
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:55,333
AND TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER
3112
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,083
SO WE CAN TALK
3113
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,083
AND GET TO KNOW
3114
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,083
EACH OTHER BETTER.
3115
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,208
-LAUREN, WE STILL ON
3116
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,208
FOR TONIGHT?
3117
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,208
-WHAT?!
3118
01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:02,083
-FOR WHAT?
3119
01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:02,083
-FOR WHAT? YOU KNOW FOR WHAT.
3120
01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:02,083
COME ON NOW.
3121
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,834
THE FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS
3122
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,834
PROGRAM HAS OFFICIALLY
3123
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,834
BEEN DISCONTINUED.
3124
01:19:04,875 --> 01:19:07,417
TRY FLATTERY.
3125
01:19:04,875 --> 01:19:07,417
THAT'S ON WOMEN SINCE EVE.
3126
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:09,959
YOU LOOK SO NICE, RACHEL.
3127
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,166
WHAT DID I TELL YOU, LAUREN.
3128
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,166
BOTOX HELPS.
3129
01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:14,250
NOW I SEE YOU FINALLY LOST
3130
01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:14,250
THOSE FIVE POUNDS
3131
01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,417
YOU WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT,
3132
01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,417
MELODY.
3133
01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:17,834
WHAT?
3134
01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:17,834
IT'S A COMPLEMENT.
3135
01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,542
NO, IT WASN'T.
3136
01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,542
MINE WAS.
3137
01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:21,542
WE JUST-- WE NEED TO FORGET
3138
01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:21,542
ABOUT WOMEN FOR A WHILE
3139
01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:25,250
BECAUSE MY GRADE IN CS
3140
01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:25,250
DEPENDS HIGHLY ON THIS APP.
3141
01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:28,333
THAT YOU'RE WORKING
3142
01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:28,333
ON AN UPDATE.
3143
01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:28,333
OKAY, JUST TELL THEM
3144
01:19:28,375 --> 01:19:29,750
"JUNGLE" 2.0.
3145
01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:33,208
OKAY.
3146
01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,625
NICE, JAMES.
3147
01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,625
GOOD.
3148
01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:39,542
HEY, LANCE, WHAT'S GOING ON
3149
01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:39,542
WITH "JUNGLE"?
3150
01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:44,041
UM, UH...
3151
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,083
WE'RE WORKING
3152
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,083
ON AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW,
3153
01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:47,917
AND THE NEW AND IMPROVED
3154
01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:47,917
VERSION OF "JUNGLE"
3155
01:19:47,959 --> 01:19:49,458
WILL BE RELEASED
3156
01:19:47,959 --> 01:19:49,458
AS SOON AS IT'S DONE.
3157
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,583
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
3158
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,583
SHARE WITH THE CLASS
3159
01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:53,542
THE WORKFLOW PROCESS
3160
01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:53,542
IT TAKES
3161
01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:55,542
TO DEBUG AND DEVELOP
3162
01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:55,542
AN UPDATE?
3163
01:19:55,583 --> 01:19:56,709
THE ONLY THING IS THAT--
3164
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,417
SPEAK UP, LANCE.
3165
01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:02,000
THE REST OF THE CLASS
3166
01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:02,000
WANTS TO TAKE DETAILED NOTES.
3167
01:20:02,041 --> 01:20:06,709
WELL, THAT WOULD BE IN VIOLATION
3168
01:20:02,041 --> 01:20:06,709
OF THE NDA THAT WE AGREED.
3169
01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,250
I EXPECT BY THE END OF TODAY
3170
01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:10,000
TO HAVE A FULL-PAGE OUTLINE
3171
01:20:10,041 --> 01:20:11,667
OF YOUR WORKFLOW PROCESS.
3172
01:20:10,041 --> 01:20:11,667
ALL RIGHT?
3173
01:20:11,709 --> 01:20:14,625
WAIT, AND SORRY.
3174
01:20:11,709 --> 01:20:14,625
I FORGET.
3175
01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:17,250
DID YOU TELL ME THAT NASA
3176
01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:17,250
COMMISSIONED "JUNGLE"?
3177
01:20:17,291 --> 01:20:19,166
MM-HMM, YEAH,
3178
01:20:17,291 --> 01:20:19,166
THAT'S RIGHT.
3179
01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,041
YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT
3180
01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,041
WILL PROBABLY BE WHAT,
3181
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:23,875
STUDYING THE MATING RITUALS
3182
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:23,875
ON MARS?
3183
01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:29,000
ALL RIGHT,
3184
01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:29,000
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, CLASS.
3185
01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:29,000
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
3186
01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:43,125
THERE THEY ARE.
3187
01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:45,417
I THINK WE SHOULD
3188
01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:45,417
CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE.
3189
01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:48,041
-WHAT?
3190
01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:48,041
-YEAH.
3191
01:20:48,083 --> 01:20:51,041
TELL THE WORLD
3192
01:20:48,083 --> 01:20:51,041
WHO REALLY CREATED "JUNGLE."
3193
01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:53,542
SMART. SMART.
3194
01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,917
HEY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
3195
01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,917
POPS,
3196
01:20:54,959 --> 01:20:58,542
WHAT'S THE NUMBER
3197
01:20:54,959 --> 01:20:58,542
TO YOUR PUBLICIST?
3198
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,500
I GOT SOME ROCKIN' NEWS
3199
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,500
I WANNA TELL THEM.
3200
01:21:02,417 --> 01:21:05,542
YEAH, OKAY, PRE-MED'S FINE.
3201
01:21:02,417 --> 01:21:05,542
THANKS FOR ASKING.
3202
01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:08,917
ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU.
3203
01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:08,917
JUST TEXT ME THE NUMBER.
3204
01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:08,917
YEAH. BYE.
3205
01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:14,041
HE HAS TO TAKE ME
3206
01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:14,041
TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.
3207
01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,250
AND NOT ASK ME FOR MY CREDIT
3208
01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,250
CARD SO I CAN PAY FOR IT.
3209
01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:19,333
AND NOT ASK THE WAITRESS
3210
01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:19,333
FOR HER NUMBER IN FRONT OF ME.
3211
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,000
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
3212
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,000
CALL THE APP, JAMES?
3213
01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,083
WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK
3214
01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,083
OF "EVE"?
3215
01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,917
EVE.
3216
01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,917
THE FIRST WOMAN.
3217
01:21:29,709 --> 01:21:35,500
HANNAH, WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE
3218
01:21:29,709 --> 01:21:35,500
TO DO TO EARN YOUR TRUST?
3219
01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:39,250
A GUY SHOULD BE HONEST.
3220
01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:42,166
IF HE'S A LIAR,
3221
01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:42,166
THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER.
3222
01:21:42,208 --> 01:21:43,792
HE SHOULD TELL ME THE TRUTH
3223
01:21:43,834 --> 01:21:46,458
REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT
3224
01:21:43,834 --> 01:21:46,458
WILL HURT MY FEELINGS OR NOT.
3225
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,917
ISN'T THAT A LITTLE UNREALISTIC,
3226
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,917
THOUGH, HANNAH?
3227
01:21:48,959 --> 01:21:51,834
OKAY, CLEARLY WE UNDERESTIMATED
3228
01:21:48,959 --> 01:21:51,834
JAMES HERE, LIKE, BIG TIME.
3229
01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,917
NO, IT'S CLEAR
3230
01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,917
THAT JAMES IS A DICK
3231
01:21:53,959 --> 01:21:55,625
AND A BACKSTABBER.
3232
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,542
WHAT DO YOU THINK
3233
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,542
MAKES HIM TICK?
3234
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:06,625
-UM, THAT NERDY CHICK,
3235
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:06,625
FOUR-EYES--
3236
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:06,625
-HANNAH.
3237
01:22:06,667 --> 01:22:07,750
YEAH, YEAH, HANNAH.
3238
01:22:07,792 --> 01:22:09,125
WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER?
3239
01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,959
WELL, HER FULL NAME'S
3240
01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,959
HANNAH MARTIN,
3241
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,083
AND SHE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE.
3242
01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:16,041
NO, SHE KEEPS A "NO" PROFILE.
3243
01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:17,917
SHE'S NOT ON ANY
3244
01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:17,917
OF THE DATING APPS.
3245
01:22:17,959 --> 01:22:19,208
NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
3246
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,166
NO, NO, NO,
3247
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,166
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
3248
01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:22,583
IT'S VERY POSSIBLE.
3249
01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:24,250
SHE'S OFF THE GRID.
3250
01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:31,417
[PHONE CHIRPING]
3251
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,000
OKAY, LADIES,
3252
01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:34,709
EVERYONE TURN OFF
3253
01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:34,709
THEIR CELL PHONES,
3254
01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,542
THEIR TABLETS,
3255
01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,542
AND THEIR LAPTOPS.
3256
01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:39,208
WE'RE GONNA TRY
3257
01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:39,208
OUR VERY BEST TO CONCENTRATE--
3258
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:42,375
-[PHONE DINGS]
3259
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:42,375
-...ON JAMES
3260
01:22:42,417 --> 01:22:44,667
BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING'S
3261
01:22:42,417 --> 01:22:44,667
VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL US.
3262
01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:46,083
HE'S BEEN STUDYING US
3263
01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,917
AND LISTENING
3264
01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,917
TO WHAT WE WANT FROM MEN,
3265
01:22:47,959 --> 01:22:50,208
AND HE'S
3266
01:22:47,959 --> 01:22:50,208
ABOUT TO REVEAL TO US
3267
01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:52,542
TO ULTIMATE APP.
3268
01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:53,917
WHERE'S HANNAH?
3269
01:22:53,959 --> 01:22:55,333
SHE SAID SHE'S GONNA BE LATE,
3270
01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:57,291
SO WE CAN GO AHEAD
3271
01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:57,291
AND START WITHOUT HER.
3272
01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:59,375
OKAY.
3273
01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:04,792
LADIES, IT'S BEEN
3274
01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:04,792
A REAL EYE-OPENER LIVING
3275
01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:04,792
WITH YOU ALL THESE DAYS.
3276
01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:07,959
AND I THINK IF FINALLY
3277
01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:07,959
DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE
3278
01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:07,959
DATING APP,
3279
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,875
AND I'D LIKE TO PRESENT IT
3280
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,875
TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
3281
01:23:09,917 --> 01:23:13,291
NEWS FLASH,
3282
01:23:09,917 --> 01:23:13,291
THE HOOKUP APPS ARE BACK UP.
3283
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,959
-YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED
3284
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,959
TO HAVE YOUR PHONE ON.
3285
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,959
-GET OFF OF ME.
3286
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,333
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
3287
01:23:18,375 --> 01:23:19,750
WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JAMES
3288
01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:21,709
AND DECIDE
3289
01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:21,709
WHICH APP IS BETTER.
3290
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:29,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
3291
01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,625
YOU ARE THE APP.
3292
01:23:31,667 --> 01:23:36,166
LOOK, I KNOW ALGORITHMS.
3293
01:23:31,667 --> 01:23:36,166
I KNOW BIOLOGY.
3294
01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:38,959
BUT THERE'S NOTHING
3295
01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:38,959
THAT I CAN CODE, INVENT,
3296
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,709
OR CREATE
3297
01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:45,208
THAT EQUALS WHAT GOD HAS
3298
01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:45,208
ALREADY CREATED INSIDE OF YOU.
3299
01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:48,000
JAMES, THE GUYS DECIDE
3300
01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:48,000
WHICH APPS RULE.
3301
01:23:48,041 --> 01:23:50,959
NO, SEE,
3302
01:23:48,041 --> 01:23:50,959
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
3303
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,583
YOU DECIDE.
3304
01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:54,375
IF NONE OF THE GIRLS
3305
01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:54,375
ARE ON THE APPS,
3306
01:23:54,417 --> 01:23:57,083
WHERE ARE THE GUYS GONNA GO?
3307
01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:59,083
GIRLS, YOU HAVE THE POWER.
3308
01:23:59,125 --> 01:24:01,583
DON'T GIVE THAT UP.
3309
01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:04,291
IT'S LIKE FIFTH-WAVE FEMINISM.
3310
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,542
I LIKE IT.
3311
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:09,000
[JUSTIN]
3312
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:09,000
TIFFANY MOVED OUT.
3313
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:11,500
I ASKED HER TO MOVE OUT.
3314
01:24:11,542 --> 01:24:13,875
MAN, SEEING YOU
3315
01:24:11,542 --> 01:24:13,875
ON THAT DATE,
3316
01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:16,458
IT JUST--
3317
01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:16,458
IT JUST DID SOMETHING TO ME.
3318
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,750
OKAY, YOU SPIED ON ME?
3319
01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:19,709
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
3320
01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:23,083
YEAH, LISTEN.
3321
01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:23,083
CAN'T WE START FRESH?
3322
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,583
[MAN ON RADIO]
3323
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,583
NOW FOR SOME NEWS
3324
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,583
FROM OUR TECH BUREAU....
3325
01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:27,625
TAKE YOU
3326
01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:27,625
ON A SECOND HONEYMOON.
3327
01:24:27,667 --> 01:24:31,792
I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT UP
3328
01:24:27,667 --> 01:24:31,792
TO YOU THE REST OF MY LIFE.
3329
01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:35,083
-YEAH, YOU WILL.
3330
01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:35,083
-...COLLEGE FRESHMAN
3331
01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:35,083
NAMED JAMES SINGER.
3332
01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,500
THE REPORT ALSO STATES
3333
01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,500
THAT JAMES SINGER...
3334
01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:40,041
WHAT IS THAT?
3335
01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:40,041
IS THAT YOUR RADIO?
3336
01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:44,458
WHAT, "JUNGLE"?
3337
01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:44,458
WHAT THE...
3338
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:48,083
[MAN ON RADIO]
3339
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:48,083
...I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU
3340
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:48,083
REALLY HURT MY SOCIAL LIFE TOO.
3341
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,250
I KNEW HE WAS MY BOY.
3342
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,250
WHO NEEDS A PATERNITY TEST?
3343
01:24:50,291 --> 01:24:52,625
IN BASKETBALL, THE COURTS
3344
01:24:50,291 --> 01:24:52,625
WERE BUSY LAST NIGHT...
3345
01:24:52,667 --> 01:24:54,458
DID YOU SEE THAT?
3346
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,709
WAIT A MINUTE.
3347
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,709
I'M CONFUSED.
3348
01:24:56,750 --> 01:24:58,500
DID JAMES MAKE THE APP?
3349
01:24:58,542 --> 01:25:01,000
OR DID HE TAKE DOWN
3350
01:24:58,542 --> 01:25:01,000
THE APPS?
3351
01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:03,917
BOTH.
3352
01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:03,917
HE'S A GENIUS.
3353
01:25:03,959 --> 01:25:08,458
THEY SAY THAT GENIUS MANIFESTS
3354
01:25:03,959 --> 01:25:08,458
ITSELF EVERY OTHER GENERATION.
3355
01:25:10,458 --> 01:25:11,834
WHAT?
3356
01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:14,458
YOUR BROTHER
3357
01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:14,458
INVENTED "JUNGLE"?
3358
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:16,583
HE'S WAY COOL.
3359
01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:17,709
I KNOW.
3360
01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:22,083
JAMES SINGER.
3361
01:25:22,125 --> 01:25:23,959
I KNEW IT.
3362
01:25:25,709 --> 01:25:27,917
IS HE THE CRAZY KID
3363
01:25:25,709 --> 01:25:27,917
WHO KEPT CALLING ME?
3364
01:25:27,959 --> 01:25:29,667
[WOMAN]
3365
01:25:27,959 --> 01:25:29,667
WAY TO GO, JAMES.
3366
01:25:29,709 --> 01:25:32,041
THINK WE NEED TO MAKE
3367
01:25:29,709 --> 01:25:32,041
A DETOUR TO SEE THIS GUY.
3368
01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:33,875
HEY, HANNAH,
3369
01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:33,875
YOU GOT A SECOND?
3370
01:25:33,917 --> 01:25:35,792
NO, ROB,
3371
01:25:33,917 --> 01:25:35,792
I'M LATE TO A MEETING.
3372
01:25:35,834 --> 01:25:38,709
-WE NEED TO TELL YOU
3373
01:25:35,834 --> 01:25:38,709
SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.
3374
01:25:35,834 --> 01:25:38,709
-WHAT?
3375
01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:41,709
-IT'S ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
3376
01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:41,709
-I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
3377
01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:44,625
DID YOU EVER SET UP
3378
01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:44,625
AN ACCOUNT ON "JUNGLE"?
3379
01:25:44,667 --> 01:25:46,083
-NO.
3380
01:25:44,667 --> 01:25:46,083
-WHY NOT?
3381
01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:47,458
BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING.
3382
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,000
OH, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.
3383
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,208
A REAL PERV
3384
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,208
MUST'VE DREAMT THAT UP.
3385
01:25:51,250 --> 01:25:53,208
YEAH, LANCE DREAMT IT UP.
3386
01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:55,667
WHOA, OKAY, YOU ACTUALLY
3387
01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:55,667
THINK THAT I HAVE THE SKILLS
3388
01:25:55,709 --> 01:25:57,458
TO CREATE AN APP
3389
01:25:55,709 --> 01:25:57,458
LIKE JUNGLE?
3390
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,041
I DON'T THINK
3391
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,041
YOU HAVE THE SKILLS
3392
01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,709
TO OPEN A BAG
3393
01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,709
OF POTATO CHIPS
3394
01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:02,458
WITHOUT FRICK AND FRACK HERE
3395
01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:02,458
ASSISTING YOU.
3396
01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:03,875
HONEY.
3397
01:26:03,917 --> 01:26:05,166
IT'S HANNAH.
3398
01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:08,625
HANNAH, JAMES DEVELOPED
3399
01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:08,625
"JUNGLE."
3400
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,125
NO, HE DIDN'T.
3401
01:26:12,166 --> 01:26:14,625
EXCEPT THAT HE DID.
3402
01:26:14,667 --> 01:26:15,667
-SO...
3403
01:26:14,667 --> 01:26:15,667
-WHATEVER.
3404
01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:18,000
-COME ON.
3405
01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:18,000
-PEACE.
3406
01:26:28,667 --> 01:26:31,917
[WOMAN] COME ON, HANNAH.
3407
01:26:28,667 --> 01:26:31,917
JAMES IS EXPLAINING THE APP.
3408
01:26:31,959 --> 01:26:33,667
HANNAH, WHAT'S WRONG?
3409
01:26:33,709 --> 01:26:36,166
JAMES, ARE YOU THE CREATOR
3410
01:26:33,709 --> 01:26:36,166
OF "JUNGLE"?
3411
01:26:36,208 --> 01:26:39,583
-NO.
3412
01:26:36,208 --> 01:26:39,583
-I'M SO RELIEVED.
3413
01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,250
I'M THE CODER OF "JUNGLE."
3414
01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:43,208
-WHAT?
3415
01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:43,208
-THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
3416
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,500
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
3417
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,500
-YOU'VE BEEN STAYING
3418
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,500
AT OUR PLACE!
3419
01:26:45,542 --> 01:26:49,041
YOU HELPED LANCE
3420
01:26:45,542 --> 01:26:49,041
MAKE "JUNGLE"?
3421
01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:51,041
HANNAH, IT'S NOT
3422
01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:51,041
LIKE THAT.
3423
01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:54,041
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHO CARES,
3424
01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:54,041
GUYS? HE'S HELPING US NOW.
3425
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,834
-THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
3426
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,834
-[WOMAN] I AGREE.
3427
01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:57,417
I'M GONNA HELP YOU
3428
01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:57,417
BUILD AN APP
3429
01:26:57,458 --> 01:27:00,542
BASED ON EVERYTHING YOU GUYS
3430
01:26:57,458 --> 01:27:00,542
TOLD ME YOU WANTED.
3431
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,834
JAMES, I JUST STARTED
3432
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,834
TO TRUST YOU AGAIN.
3433
01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:06,417
-AND THEN YOU LIE TO ME?
3434
01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:06,417
-I DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED
3435
01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:06,417
TO BE WITH SOMEONE.
3436
01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:09,375
YEAH, I CALL FOUL.
3437
01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:09,375
THIS IS NOT COOL, JAMES.
3438
01:27:09,417 --> 01:27:11,875
SOMEONE CONVINCED ME THAT
3439
01:27:09,417 --> 01:27:11,875
IF ALL THE GUYS WERE ON THE APP,
3440
01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:14,458
THEN ALL THE GIRLS
3441
01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:14,458
WOULD HAVE TO BE, TOO, BUT...
3442
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,333
[WOMAN]
3443
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,333
BUT WHAT?
3444
01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:20,417
THE GIRL I REALLY, REALLY LIKE
3445
01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:20,417
DIDN'T GO ON IT.
3446
01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:23,166
IS THAT WHY YOU
3447
01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:23,166
SHUT IT DOWN?
3448
01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,417
YOU'RE THE ONE
3449
01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,417
WHO SHUT IT DOWN, RIGHT?
3450
01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:25,709
YES, I TOOK IT DOWN,
3451
01:27:25,750 --> 01:27:28,667
BUT I TOOK IT DOWN
3452
01:27:28,709 --> 01:27:30,500
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
3453
01:27:28,709 --> 01:27:30,500
MY MOTHER USING IT.
3454
01:27:30,542 --> 01:27:32,792
YOUR MOM?
3455
01:27:32,834 --> 01:27:35,417
WHAT?
3456
01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:37,792
TURNS OUT...
3457
01:27:37,834 --> 01:27:40,959
CONNECTING ISN'T JUST HARD
3458
01:27:37,834 --> 01:27:40,959
FOR US.
3459
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,375
IT'S HARD FOR EVERYONE.
3460
01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:45,583
SO YOU MADE "JUNGLE"
3461
01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:45,583
FOR LOVE.
3462
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:50,333
I MADE "JUNGLE" BECAUSE
3463
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:50,333
SOMEONE PROMISED MY WAY
3464
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:50,333
TO M.I.T.
3465
01:27:53,208 --> 01:27:56,458
AND, YES...
3466
01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,625
BECAUSE I LOVE HANNAH.
3467
01:28:00,542 --> 01:28:02,083
IF YOU DON'T KISS HIM
3468
01:28:00,542 --> 01:28:02,083
RIGHT NOW,
3469
01:28:02,125 --> 01:28:05,041
I'M GONNA ASK HIM TO MARRY ME.
3470
01:28:02,125 --> 01:28:05,041
-I'LL BEAT YOU TO IT.
3471
01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,458
COME ON, HANNAH.
3472
01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,458
HE JUST SAID HE LOVES YOU
3473
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,750
IN FRONT OF ALL THESE GIRLS.
3474
01:28:07,792 --> 01:28:10,250
I'M NOT GONNA
3475
01:28:07,792 --> 01:28:10,250
SING IT TO YOU.
3476
01:28:13,834 --> 01:28:15,834
JAMES, I...
3477
01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:41,208
-OH, GOOD NIGHT, TEACH.
3478
01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:41,208
-GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
3479
01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:43,792
OH, HEY, LANCE.
3480
01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:43,792
I FORGOT.
3481
01:28:43,834 --> 01:28:45,834
I NEED TO SEE YOU
3482
01:28:43,834 --> 01:28:45,834
AT 4:00 TOMORROW
3483
01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:47,125
TO GO OVER NEXT TERM.
3484
01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:49,250
WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
3485
01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:49,250
"NEXT TERM"?
3486
01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:50,792
YEAH, YOU'RE REPEATING
3487
01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:50,792
MY CLASS.
3488
01:28:50,834 --> 01:28:52,166
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
3489
01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:53,834
LOOKS LIKE YOUR
3490
01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:53,834
PLAN BACKFIRED, BRO.
3491
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,417
AS MUCH AS
3492
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,417
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD
3493
01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,333
TO SEEING HER EVERY SINGLE DAY
3494
01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,333
NEXT SEMESTER,
3495
01:28:57,375 --> 01:29:00,500
I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY
3496
01:28:57,375 --> 01:29:00,500
CHANGE MY MAJOR TO BUSINESS.
3497
01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:01,750
REALLY?
3498
01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:03,333
YEAH, "JUNGLE"
3499
01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:03,333
WENT REALLY WELL.
3500
01:29:03,375 --> 01:29:04,750
IT ALSO DIED.
3501
01:29:04,792 --> 01:29:07,125
YEAH, WELL, WE KILLED IT
3502
01:29:04,792 --> 01:29:07,125
FOR A SECOND THERE.
3503
01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:10,041
I MEANT TO TALK TO YOU
3504
01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:10,041
ABOUT SOMETHING.
3505
01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:11,959
-YEAH, MAN, WHAT'S UP?
3506
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,709
-WOULD YOU MIND
3507
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,709
TAKING STEPS BACK
3508
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,709
FROM RACHEL FOR ME?
3509
01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:18,458
I THINK I REALLY
3510
01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:18,458
LIKE HER.
3511
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:22,000
-LIES. BLATANT LIES.
3512
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:22,000
-LOOK AT THOSE EYES, MAN.
3513
01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:23,959
SEE, THIS GUY'S
3514
01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:23,959
IN LOVE, MAN.
3515
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,542
-HE'S HEAD OVER HEALS.
3516
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,542
-SERIOUSLY.
3517
01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,750
WOULD YOU--
3518
01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,750
WOULD YOU MIND?
3519
01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:31,583
-FOR YOU?
3520
01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:31,583
HELL YEAH. TOTALLY.
3521
01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:33,250
-THANKS, BROTHER.
3522
01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:33,250
-[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
3523
01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:35,083
-PLOT TWIST,
3524
01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:35,083
HE DOES HAVE A SOUL.
3525
01:29:35,125 --> 01:29:36,500
-OH, SHUT UP, YOU GUYS.
3526
01:29:36,542 --> 01:29:38,834
-SEE YOU LATER.
3527
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,208
-JUST WALK IN THERE...
3528
01:29:43,250 --> 01:29:44,917
AND TALK TO HER.
3529
01:29:49,041 --> 01:29:51,500
UH, HEY, RACHEL.
3530
01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:54,000
YOU GOT A SECOND?
3531
01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:54,000
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
3532
01:29:54,041 --> 01:29:55,333
ASK YOU A QUESTION?
3533
01:29:55,375 --> 01:29:57,458
-I'M LATE FOR CLASS.
3534
01:29:57,500 --> 01:30:01,333
-OKAY, WELL,
3535
01:29:57,500 --> 01:30:01,333
HOW ABOUT I WALK YOU?
3536
01:30:01,375 --> 01:30:02,792
-I GUESS SO.
3537
01:30:07,542 --> 01:30:09,542
-HERE, LET ME
3538
01:30:07,542 --> 01:30:09,542
TAKE YOUR BOOKS.
3539
01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:12,750
I KNOW YOU'RE
3540
01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:12,750
NOT USED TO THEM.
3541
01:30:12,792 --> 01:30:14,750
-SO, WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
3542
01:30:14,792 --> 01:30:19,875
-UM, I WAS WONDERING
3543
01:30:14,792 --> 01:30:19,875
IF MAYBE
3544
01:30:19,917 --> 01:30:23,375
YOU'D WANNA GO TO DINNER
3545
01:30:19,917 --> 01:30:23,375
WITH ME ON FRIDAY?
3546
01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:25,291
[RACHEL CHUCKLES]
3547
01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:27,250
IS THAT A YES?
3548
01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:27,250
A NO?
3549
01:30:27,291 --> 01:30:30,083
MAYBE? POSSIBLY?
3550
01:30:27,291 --> 01:30:30,083
KINDA? NOT REALLY?
3551
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:31,625
-IT'S A MAYBE.
3552
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:31,625
-OKAY.
3553
01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:34,959
OKAY, I CAN TAKE A MAYBE.
3554
01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:34,959
I'LL TAKE A MAYBE.
3555
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,333
WHY DON'T WE, UH--
3556
01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:39,125
WE CAN GET MARRIED
3557
01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:39,125
ON THE ROOF RIGHT THERE.
3558
01:30:39,166 --> 01:30:40,792
[BOTH LAUGHING]
3559
01:30:40,834 --> 01:30:44,458
TOO FAST-- OR YOU AFRAID
3560
01:30:40,834 --> 01:30:44,458
OF HEIGHT-- TOO FAST? OKAY.
3561
01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:46,125
OKAY, WE'LL TAKE IT BACK...
3562
01:30:46,166 --> 01:30:50,583
♪ I DON'T WANNA SAY
3563
01:30:46,166 --> 01:30:50,583
THAT I'M BREAKING AGAIN ♪
3564
01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:52,542
[VOCALIZING]
3565
01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:57,834
♪ I WISH I COULD CHANGE THAT
3566
01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:57,834
'CAUSE I CAN'T FORGET ♪
3567
01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:01,667
♪ GIRL, I'M FEELIN' WASTED ♪
3568
01:31:01,709 --> 01:31:04,083
♪ BUT I'M NOT DRUNK YET ♪
3569
01:31:06,250 --> 01:31:08,458
♪ AND, GIRL,
3570
01:31:06,250 --> 01:31:08,458
YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS ♪
3571
01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:11,792
♪ JUST HOLDING MY BREATH ♪
3572
01:31:11,834 --> 01:31:14,458
[VOCALIZING]
3573
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:17,125
♪ MOST NIGHTS I'M LYING AWAKE ♪
3574
01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:18,959
♪ I'M SCARED TO FIND OUT ♪
3575
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,458
♪ THAT YOU FOUND ANOTHER MAN ♪
3576
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:24,792
♪ I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU
3577
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:24,792
TILL THE VERY END ♪
3578
01:31:24,834 --> 01:31:28,000
♪ MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT
3579
01:31:24,834 --> 01:31:28,000
ANY LONGER ♪
3580
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:31,125
♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET ♪
3581
01:31:31,166 --> 01:31:33,417
♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪
3582
01:31:33,458 --> 01:31:34,834
♪ MY LOVE ♪
3583
01:31:34,875 --> 01:31:37,792
♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET ♪
3584
01:31:37,834 --> 01:31:40,500
♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪
3585
01:31:40,542 --> 01:31:43,834
♪ YOU KNOW IT'S HARD
3586
01:31:40,542 --> 01:31:43,834
TO SEE MY FUTURE ♪
3587
01:31:43,875 --> 01:31:47,291
♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALL I WANNA SEE ♪
3588
01:31:47,333 --> 01:31:48,959
♪ SO, BABY ♪
3589
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:51,625
♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET ♪
3590
01:31:51,667 --> 01:31:53,959
♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪
3591
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,709
♪ MY LOVE ♪
3592
01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:59,750
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT OVER ♪
3593
01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:02,250
[VOCALIZING]
3594
01:32:05,250 --> 01:32:08,333
[VOCALIZING]
3595
01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:13,208
♪ EVERY NIGHT I PRAY ♪
3596
01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:16,291
♪ THAT I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN ♪
3597
01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:23,542
♪ AND I WISH I COULD TAKE BACK
3598
01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:23,542
THE THINGS THAT I SAID ♪
3599
01:32:25,041 --> 01:32:27,250
♪ AND, GIRL,
3600
01:32:25,041 --> 01:32:27,250
I'M FEELING WASTED ♪
3601
01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:32,375
♪ BUT I'M NOT DRUNK YET ♪
3602
01:32:32,417 --> 01:32:34,083
♪ JUST LET ME LOVE YOU ♪
3603
01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:37,750
♪ AND LOVE YOU UP
3604
01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:37,750
UNTIL THE END ♪
3605
01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:40,125
[VOCALIZING]
3606
01:32:40,166 --> 01:32:42,583
♪ MOST NIGHTS
3607
01:32:40,166 --> 01:32:42,583
I'M LYING AWAKE ♪
3608
01:32:42,625 --> 01:32:44,417
♪ I'M SCARED TO FIND OUT ♪
3609
01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:46,959
♪ THAT YOU FOUND ANOTHER MAN ♪
3610
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:50,291
♪ I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU
3611
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:50,291
TILL THE VERY END ♪
3612
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:53,500
♪ MY HEART BREAKS OUT
3613
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:53,500
INTO THE OPEN ♪
3614
01:32:53,542 --> 01:32:56,625
♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET ♪
3615
01:32:56,667 --> 01:32:58,917
♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪
3616
01:32:58,959 --> 01:33:03,792
♪ OH, SLOWLY ♪
3617
01:33:03,834 --> 01:33:06,500
♪ SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪
3618
01:33:06,542 --> 01:33:10,750
♪ SLOWLY ♪
3619
01:33:10,792 --> 01:33:13,750
♪ SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪
3620
01:33:13,792 --> 01:33:15,458
♪ LET ME LOVE YOU ♪
3621
01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:18,792
♪ LOVE YOU UP UNTIL THE END. ♪
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