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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,375 ♪ I BETTER TELL YOU ♪ 2 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:24,875 ♪ BEFORE YOU GET CLOSE ♪ 3 00:00:24,917 --> 00:00:26,291 ♪ I'M A SPECIAL CASE ♪ 4 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:29,583 ♪ I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES ♪ 5 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:31,917 ♪ THERE IS A REASON ♪ 6 00:00:31,959 --> 00:00:34,375 ♪ WHY I'M STILL ALONE ♪ 7 00:00:34,417 --> 00:00:36,166 ♪ IF YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND ♪ 8 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:39,208 ♪ YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF ♪ 9 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:41,500 ♪ ARE YOU ENOUGH OF A MAN? ♪ 10 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,959 ♪ CAN YOU TAKE ME AS I AM? ♪ 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,250 ♪ YOU THINK YOU 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,250 MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪ 13 00:00:46,291 --> 00:00:48,792 ♪ BUT I'LL NEVER CHANGE 14 00:00:46,291 --> 00:00:48,792 FOR SOMEONE ELSE ♪ 15 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:54,083 ♪ IS YOUR HEART STRONG ENOUGH 16 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:54,083 TO HANDLE ME? ♪ 17 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:55,667 ♪ YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪ 18 00:00:55,709 --> 00:00:58,166 ♪ BUT I LIKE MY WHISKY 19 00:00:55,709 --> 00:00:58,166 ON THE ROCKS ♪ 20 00:00:58,208 --> 00:01:00,417 ♪ YOU BETTER KNOW ♪ 21 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:02,959 ♪ WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH ♪ 22 00:01:03,041 --> 00:01:07,750 ♪ IT WON'T BE EASY 23 00:01:03,041 --> 00:01:07,750 TO WIN MY HEART, BABE ♪ 24 00:01:07,792 --> 00:01:10,000 ♪ YOU BETTER BE READY ♪ 25 00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:12,458 ♪ IF YOU WANT ME ♪ 26 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:17,500 ♪ YOU BETTER KNOW THAT 27 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:17,500 YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE, BOY ♪ 28 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:19,583 ♪ ARE YOU ENOUGH OF A MAN? ♪ 29 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:21,959 ♪ CAN YOU TAKE ME AS I AM? ♪ 30 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,333 ♪ YOU THINK 31 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,333 YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪ 32 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,083 ♪ BUT I'LL NEVER CHANGE 33 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,083 FOR SOMEONE ELSE ♪ 34 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:32,000 ♪ IS YOUR HEART STRONG ENOUGH 35 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:32,000 TO HANDLE ME? ♪ 36 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:33,834 ♪ YOU MAY BE SPECIAL, BABE ♪ 37 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:36,375 ♪ BUT I LIKE MY WHISKY 38 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:36,375 ON THE ROCKS ♪ 39 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:39,125 -LOOK, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THIS, 40 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:39,125 IN TECH AND IN LIFE: 41 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,875 IF YOU'RE NOT DISRUPTING, 42 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,875 YOU'RE NOT INNOVATING. 43 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,041 -YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD 44 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,041 IN TWO HOURS. 45 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:49,208 OH, SORRY, 46 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:49,208 I WAS WATCHING SIMON LANG. 47 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,041 -I-- 48 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,041 -SIMON LANG? 49 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:52,709 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA INTERACT 50 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:52,709 WITH REAL PEOPLE 51 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,375 WHO ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU? 52 00:01:54,417 --> 00:01:56,542 -YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING 53 00:01:54,417 --> 00:01:56,542 ABOUT COLLEGE IS 54 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,000 IT'S THE OPPORTUNITY 55 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,000 TO MAKE FRIENDSHIPS 56 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,000 THAT LAST A LIFETIME. 57 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,500 DO YOU KNOW WHO 58 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,500 YOUR ROOMMATE'S GONNA BE? 59 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,500 [MOTHER] 60 00:02:02,542 --> 00:02:05,417 A GUY NAMED LANCE BLACK. 61 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,834 I BET HE'S LOVELY. 62 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:09,417 DID YOU CALL 63 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:09,417 TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF? 64 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:12,250 I DID, I DID. 65 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:12,250 I LEFT HIM A VOICEMAIL. 66 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:15,583 -NEVER CALLED BACK. 67 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:15,583 -WELL, DID YOU SOUND 68 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:15,583 LIKE A NERD? 69 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:18,250 SORRY. 70 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:18,250 SOUNDED LIKE MYSELF. 71 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:20,125 YEAH, THAT'S WHY 72 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:20,125 HE DIDN'T CALL BACK. 73 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:23,083 [SIGHS] 74 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:23,083 OH, ASHLEY. 75 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:23,083 GUYS, PLEASE. 76 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,959 -ENTREZ-NOUS. 77 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,959 -OKAY. 78 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:27,542 HERE WE GO. 79 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,667 OH, IT'S, UM... 80 00:02:31,709 --> 00:02:34,417 IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER 81 00:02:31,709 --> 00:02:34,417 THAN IT LOOKED IN THE BROCHURE. 82 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,000 I THINK IT'S BIG ENOUGH 83 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,000 FOR TWO PEOPLE. 84 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:39,625 WHAT IF YOU WANT 85 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:39,625 TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER? 86 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:43,125 LET'S GET REAL, MOM. 87 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:43,125 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 88 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:46,083 JAMES, PLEASE DON'T 89 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:46,083 LET THE COMPUTER BE 90 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:46,083 YOUR ONLY FRIEND. 91 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:47,333 JAMES: IT'S NOT. 92 00:02:48,709 --> 00:02:49,959 [SCOFFS] 93 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,166 IT'S HOPELESS. 94 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,333 OKAY. 95 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,000 ONE DAY, 96 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,000 I WILL CODE AN APP 97 00:02:57,041 --> 00:02:58,625 THAT WILL REALLY 98 00:02:57,041 --> 00:02:58,625 MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 99 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:01,834 JAMES, I KNOW IT'S 100 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:01,834 NOT PRINCETON OR M.I.T. 101 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,542 NO, MOM, DON'T DO THAT. 102 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,542 IT'S OKAY. 103 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:06,834 [SIGHS] 104 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:06,834 I JUST REALLY HOPE 105 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:08,750 MY ROOMMATE'S, LIKE, 106 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:08,750 AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART. 107 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:11,417 MOM, LET'S GO. 108 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,834 I'VE GOT A PARTY 109 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,834 TO GET TO TONIGHT. 110 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,709 OKAY. 111 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,709 AAH. 112 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,834 THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU. 113 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:21,125 OOH, I LOVE YOU, 114 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:21,125 I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. 115 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:24,000 OKAY, JAMES... HAVE FUN. 116 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:27,667 -BYE, JAMES. 117 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,709 BE GOOD. 118 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,709 NO, DON'T BE GOOD. 119 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,709 BE ROTTEN, 120 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,709 BUT EAT GOOD, 121 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:35,458 -AND HAVE FUN, AND-- 122 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:35,458 -MOM, LET'S GO. 123 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,375 I'M SURE YOUR ROOMMATE 124 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,375 WILL BE LOVELY. 125 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:42,792 [SIGHS] 126 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:06,625 JAMES: OH. 127 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:10,709 HI. 128 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:10,709 YOU MUST BE LANCE. 129 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:16,291 YEAH. YOU MUST BE 130 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:16,291 MY SOON-TO-BE-TRANSFERRED- 131 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:16,291 TO-ANOTHER-COLLEGE ROOMMATE. 132 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,250 OH, OKAY. 133 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,250 UM... 134 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,750 SO THIS IS YOUR SIDE 135 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,750 OF THE ROOM. 136 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,917 I HAVE LEFT IT 137 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,917 COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED. 138 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,625 DO YOU NEED HELP 139 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,625 BRINGING ANYTHING IN? 140 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,000 NO, I GOT IT COVERED. 141 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,000 THANKS, THOUGH. 142 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,000 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GRAB 143 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,000 SOMETHING TO EAT? 144 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:32,375 ACTUALLY, YEAH, 145 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:32,375 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. 146 00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:33,792 -YEAH. 147 00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:33,792 -OKAY, COOL. 148 00:04:33,834 --> 00:04:35,333 I'LL SEE YOU, MAN. 149 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,291 UH, OKAY, NO, YEAH. 150 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,166 THAT'S-- THAT'S COOL. 151 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,166 I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO. 152 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,000 I WAS GONNA FINISH UP 153 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,000 ON SOME WORK THAT I WAS DOING, 154 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:44,291 SO MAYBE WE COULD CHAT ABOUT IT 155 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:44,291 LATER OVER SOME CHAI TEA, 156 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:46,750 OR... OKAY. 157 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,333 [MUSIC PLAYING] 158 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:58,875 HERE YOU GO, MAN. 159 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:58,875 HAVE A NICE NIGHT. 160 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:01,125 WOMAN: ORDER NUMBER SEVEN 161 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:01,125 IS READY! 162 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:10,333 GOD, I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU. 163 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,875 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 164 00:05:13,917 --> 00:05:15,500 OH, IT'S-- UH, IT'S ROB. 165 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:19,208 ROB. 166 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:19,208 WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, ROB? 167 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:22,125 [CHUCKLES] 168 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:22,125 WHY DO YOU NEED SO MUCH 169 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:22,125 INFORMATION? 170 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,000 YOUR LAST NAME IS 171 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,000 "SO MUCH INFORMATION"? 172 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:27,041 WELL, YEAH. 173 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:29,375 LOOK, YOU SEE THIS? 174 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:31,625 WHAT? IT'S A PHONE. 175 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,083 NO, NO, NO, 176 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,083 IT'S NOT A PHONE. 177 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:36,458 THIS IS A 24/7 PORTAL 178 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:36,458 TO ALL THE SEX THAT 179 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,125 I COULD EVER DREAM ABOUT. 180 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,792 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CLICK. 181 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:42,375 SO...? 182 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:45,959 SO, I MEAN, 183 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:45,959 YOU'RE OBSOLETE. 184 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,250 OKAY, LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA TELL 185 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,250 YOU WHAT MY LAST NAME IS, 186 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:51,000 AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU 187 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:51,000 WHERE I'M FROM 188 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:54,083 OR WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL 189 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:54,083 OR WHAT I DO AT SCHOOL, OKAY? 190 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:56,542 AND YOU KNOW 191 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:56,542 WHAT THE BEST PART IS? 192 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:59,041 I DON'T HAVE TO, OKAY? 193 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:04,291 HEY, HEY, WESLEY, MAN. 194 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:04,291 WAIT UP, MAN. 195 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,959 WESLEY. 196 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,208 HE WAS CUTE. 197 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,875 -I GUESS. 198 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,875 -WHY'D HE LEAVE? 199 00:06:09,917 --> 00:06:12,291 HE WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME 200 00:06:09,917 --> 00:06:12,291 HIS LAST NAME. 201 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:14,166 SO? 202 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,500 SO I'M GOING HOME. 203 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:16,917 HEY, WAIT. 204 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,917 MIND IF I HOOK UP WITH HIM? 205 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,208 WHATEVER, RACHEL. 206 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:25,375 HEY, WAIT UP. 207 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:25,375 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS, 208 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:27,125 FIRST OR LAST. 209 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:30,291 HANNAH? 210 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:35,208 -YOU GO TO SCHOOL HERE? 211 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:35,208 -YEP. 212 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:38,375 -ME, TOO. 213 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:38,375 -OKAY, COOL. 214 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:40,041 I MEAN, I HAVEN'T 215 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:40,041 SEEN YOU SINCE-- 216 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:42,500 SINCE PROM NIGHT IN MAY. 217 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:44,542 YEAH, JAMES, LET'S PLEASE 218 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:44,542 NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 219 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,875 LOOK, I WAS JUST 220 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,875 TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU. 221 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:50,041 -YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT. 222 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:50,041 -LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 223 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:50,041 I DID SO WRONG. 224 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,625 I MEAN, I-- 225 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,625 WAS MY VOICE THAT BAD? 226 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:55,208 NO, YOUR VOICE WAS GREAT. 227 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,834 THEN WHAT DID I DO WRONG? 228 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,583 JAMES. 229 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,125 YOU KNOW HOW SHY I AM. 230 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:03,959 WHEN YOU PICKED UP 231 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:03,959 THAT MICROPHONE 232 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,208 AND ANNOUNCED MY NAME 233 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,208 IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL 234 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,208 OF PEOPLE, 235 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:09,125 400 PAIRS OF EYES 236 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:09,125 TURNED TO FACE ME. 237 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:12,250 I WAS MORTIFIED. 238 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:12,250 I UNDERSTAND 239 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:15,250 THAT YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS 240 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:15,250 YOUR FEELINGS TO ME, 241 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:18,417 BUT THERE'S A WAY 242 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:18,417 BETTER WAY OF DOING THAT 243 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:18,417 THAN HUMILIATING ME. 244 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:21,917 HANNAH, I'M REALLY SORRY. 245 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:21,917 SERIOUSLY, MY INTENTIONS 246 00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:23,750 WERE THE EXACT OPPOSITE 247 00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:23,750 OF THE RESULTS, 248 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:25,917 AND I WAS JUST TRYING 249 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:25,917 TO SHOW YOU THAT I LIKED YOU 250 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:27,959 BEFORE WE GRADUATED 251 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:27,959 AND WENT OFF TO COLLEGE, 252 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,166 AND I TRIED FOR FOUR YEARS 253 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,166 AND NOTHING WORKED. 254 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:36,625 PLEASE JUST WALK ME TO MY DORM 255 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:36,625 AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE. 256 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,417 I'M JUST NEVER 257 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,417 GONNA SING AGAIN. 258 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,000 NO, YOU DON'T 259 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,000 HAVE TO DO THAT, 260 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:42,333 AND YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE 261 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:42,333 TO DO THAT FOR ME. 262 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:44,333 I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, 263 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:44,333 HANNAH. 264 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:48,583 THEN PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE 265 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:48,583 IN MY QUIET SPACE 266 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:48,583 WITH MY BOOKS. 267 00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:54,667 IF YOU WANT TO READ, 268 00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:54,667 I'LL WATCH THE GROUND 269 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:57,083 SO YOU DON'T TRIP 270 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:57,083 ON ANYTHING ELSE. 271 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,125 OKAY. 272 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,458 AT LEAST TELL ME 273 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,458 WHAT YOU'RE READING. 274 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,375 -"SENSE AND SENSIBILITY" 275 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,375 BY JANE AUSTEN. 276 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,375 -JANE AUSTEN. 277 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,333 HAVE YOU READ HER WORK? 278 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:09,750 I LOVE JANE AUSTEN, YEAH. 279 00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:13,083 -ME, TOO. 280 00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:13,083 -WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE 281 00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:13,083 PART ABOUT HER? 282 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,750 SHE WRITES COMPLEX, 283 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,750 STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS. 284 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,333 HER CHARACTERS 285 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,333 ARE SO EXTRAVAGANT. 286 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:23,125 THEIR NAMES ARE SO PRECISE, 287 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:23,125 KINDA LIKE IP ADDRESSES. 288 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:27,583 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU CAN 289 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:27,583 TELL SO MUCH ABOUT A PERSON 290 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:27,583 BY THEIR NAME. 291 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:40,792 WELL... 292 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:49,875 HEY, UM, 293 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:49,875 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT... 294 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:52,166 THERE'S A CHASM BETWEEN 295 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:52,166 MY INTENTIONS AND MY RESULTS. 296 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,917 I KNOW 297 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,917 YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 298 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,542 I'LL SEE YOU IN CS. 299 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,458 -ELEVATOR: FLOOR NUMBER FIVE. 300 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,458 -YES, YEAH. 301 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,834 -I'LL SEE YOU AS WELL. 302 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,834 -ELEVATOR: GOING UP. 303 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:15,291 ( DOOR HANDLE JAMMING ) 304 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,375 [LANCE] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 305 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,375 JUST COME BACK TOMORROW, 306 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,375 ALL RIGHT? 307 00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:18,792 I GOT COMPANY. 308 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,583 WHAT? WHY? 309 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,583 WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? 310 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:23,792 [LANCE] NOT HERE. 311 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:27,542 JUST FIGURE IT OUT, MAN. 312 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,667 YEAH, JUST ATE DINNER, 313 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,667 TUCKED IN FOR BED NOW. 314 00:09:30,709 --> 00:09:32,125 [WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING] 315 00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:34,834 REALLY COMFORTABLE, ACTUALLY. 316 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,375 UH, YEAH, 317 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,375 THE SHEETS YOU GOT ME, 318 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:38,917 THEY'RE REALLY SOFT. 319 00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:40,375 USING THEM A LOT. 320 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,917 LANCE SEEMS... 321 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,667 PRETTY ACCEPTING OF ME. 322 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,750 [WASHING MACHINE BEEPS] 323 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,709 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 324 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:04,959 [MAN] HEY! 325 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:08,083 OH! GET DRESSED, 326 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:08,083 GET DRESSED! 327 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,917 YOU PROMISED ME 328 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,917 COFFEE AND BAGELS. 329 00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:12,500 YEAH, I KNOW. 330 00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:12,500 I'LL SEND YOU THE GIFT CARD 331 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,250 VIA THE EMAIL 332 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,250 FOR BAGEL BROS, 333 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:15,709 BUT RIGHT NOW YOU GOTTA 334 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:15,709 GET DRESSED, 335 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,333 -YOU'RE GOING OUT THE WINDOW. 336 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,333 -EXCUSE ME? 337 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,500 YEAH, YOU'RE EXITING 338 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,500 VIA WINDOW. 339 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:20,875 ARE YOU CRAZY? 340 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,125 IT'S LITERALLY JUST 341 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,125 THE GROUND FLOOR, 342 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:23,750 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 343 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,417 ALL THOSE NICE THINGS 344 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,417 I SAID ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT, 345 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,792 I TAKE THEM ALL BACK. 346 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,333 [MAN] HEY, HEY, HEY! 347 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,333 YOU IN THERE? 348 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,750 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 349 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,750 I'M COMING, POPS! 350 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,208 I'M JUST-- UM-- 351 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,208 PUTTING ON SOME PANTS. 352 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,333 -[DOOR RATTLING] 353 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,333 -WHAT'S YOUR DAD DOING HERE? 354 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,417 I THINK HE'S JUST BRINGING 355 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,417 ME MY STUFF, ALL RIGHT? 356 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,250 BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, 357 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,250 COME ON. 358 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,625 [GIRL] 359 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,625 I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. 360 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,625 HEY! BIMBO FLYING! 361 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,625 SOMEBODY CATCH HER! 362 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,792 [SCREAMS] 363 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,542 HEY! 364 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,291 DUDE... 365 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,250 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE 366 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,250 TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 367 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,458 -[LAUGHTER] 368 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,458 -COME HERE. 369 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:58,750 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. 370 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,208 THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 371 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,417 WOW! 372 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:02,834 YOU HAD A GOOD TRIP UP? 373 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,208 YEAH, GREAT TRIP! 374 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,208 WOW! 375 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,583 -GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 376 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,583 -WOW! 377 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,000 WELL, THIS IS THE SPOT. 378 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,375 AWESOME, BRO, 379 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,375 THIS IS AWESOME. 380 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,583 -DESK, BED... 381 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,583 -[CHUCKLES] 382 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,417 -HEY, THIS IS INGA. 383 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,417 -INGA? 384 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:17,792 -[INGA] HI. 385 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:17,792 -INGA? 386 00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:20,583 WHAT HAPPENED TO FABIOLA? 387 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,750 -INGA HAPPENED TO FABIOLA. 388 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,750 -OH. 389 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,875 [CHUCKLES] 390 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,875 ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD. 391 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:28,375 -OKAY. 392 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:28,375 -HEY, INGA, UNPACK EVERYTHING, 393 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,750 AND THEN KINDA PUT IT ALL AWAY 394 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,750 NICE AND ORGANIZED. 395 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,625 -SURE. 396 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,625 -I'MA TAKE THE BIG GUY 397 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,625 OUT TO BREAKFAST. 398 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:33,917 -SURE. 399 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:33,917 -IS THAT GREAT? 400 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,542 BAGELS AND COFFEE. 401 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:42,333 [PROFESSOR] 402 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:42,333 WHICH WOULD MAKE THAT... 403 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:45,834 SORRY I'M LATE, PROFESSOR, 404 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:45,834 I WAS JUST, UM... 405 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:49,458 READING THAT BOOK 406 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:49,458 IN YOUR SYLLABUS. 407 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,792 SO LATENESS WILL PUT YOU 408 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,792 ON THE FAST TRACK 409 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,667 TO GETTING AN F 410 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,667 IN MY CLASS. 411 00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:55,333 TAKE A SEAT. 412 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,583 AND WIPE THE GIRL 413 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,583 OFF YOUR FACE, PLEASE. 414 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:02,208 [CLEARS THROAT] 415 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:02,208 ALL RIGHT, SO, YOUR ASSIGNMENT 416 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,250 WAS TO CREATE TRUTH TABLES 417 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,125 BASED ON THE READING. 418 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:09,709 SO, WHO AMONG YOU 419 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:09,709 DID THE ASSIGNMENT? 420 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:13,750 UM, I COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT, 421 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:13,750 PROFESSOR BARNES. 422 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,000 I'M SORRY, 423 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,000 TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS, 424 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:17,458 WHEN DID YOU ASSIGN THIS? 425 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,417 IT WAS IN YOUR SYLLABUS 426 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,417 I SENT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 427 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,625 OVER TWO WEEKS AGO. 428 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,000 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 429 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,500 UH, JAMES SINGER. 430 00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,583 ALL RIGHT, JAMES, 431 00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,583 SINCE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE 432 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:27,583 WHO APPARENTLY READ 433 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:27,583 THE SYLLABUS, 434 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:29,291 OR COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT, 435 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,291 WOULD YOU CARE TO STAND UP 436 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,291 AND EXPLAIN IT TO THE CLASS? 437 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,250 UH, YEAH, 438 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,250 OF COURSE, YEAH. 439 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:36,333 THAT, MY FRIEND, PUTS YOU ON 440 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:36,333 THE FAST TRACK TO GETTING AN A, 441 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,625 OKAY? 442 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,625 UH... 443 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:50,333 ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T DO IT, 444 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:50,333 IT WAS A DIFFERENT ONE. 445 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,291 I DIDN'T COMPLETE IT AT ALL, 446 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,291 ACTUALLY. 447 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,166 [PROFESSOR] 448 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,166 UH-HUH. 449 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,792 GOD, I MISS NEW HAVEN. 450 00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,417 LISTEN... 451 00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,417 [CLEARS THROAT] 452 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:02,333 ...THIS CLASS IS YOUR DOORWAY 453 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:02,333 TO EVERY OTHER 454 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:06,250 COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSE 455 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:06,250 IN THIS ENTIRE COLLEGE. 456 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,375 IT IS A REQUIREMENT 457 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,375 THAT I MAKE IT TOUGH. 458 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,208 WHY IS THAT A REQUIREMENT? 459 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,917 TO WEED OUT THE UNWORTHY. 460 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,166 THE CODING FIELD IS OVERCROWDED 461 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,166 WITH DABBLERS, 462 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,500 AND I FOR ONE-- 463 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,500 EXCUSE ME, TAKE THOSE OFF! 464 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,500 THANK YOU. 465 00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,875 AND STOP LOOKING 466 00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,875 AT YOUR NAILS, THANK YOU. 467 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,959 SO, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANY 468 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,959 OTHER COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSES 469 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,458 AT THIS COLLEGE, OR YOU WANT 470 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,458 A CAREER IN IT, 471 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,083 YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY CLASS, 472 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:31,083 AND IN ORDER TO PASS MY CLASS, 473 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:31,083 YOU HAVE TO WORK... 474 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,125 VERY HARD. 475 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,834 CLASS DISMISSED. 476 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,083 [MUTTERING] 477 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,542 -WHAT'S UP? 478 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,542 -HEY, SQUARE. 479 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,750 LISTEN, 480 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,750 ME AND THE OTHER STUDENTS, 481 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,417 WE KINDA-- WE'VE COME UP 482 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,417 WITH A PLAN. 483 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,583 FOR WHAT? 484 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,083 TO PASS CS. 485 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,834 UH, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 486 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,583 [SNORTS] BRO, ARE YOU GONNA 487 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,583 SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR BARNES? 488 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,083 -NO, I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP 489 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,083 WITH PROFESSOR BARNES. 490 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,083 -THAT'S GNARLY. 491 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,041 DON'T DO IT. 492 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,750 SHE WOULD PROBABLY 493 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,750 FALL INTO A DEPRESSION, 494 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,750 EVEN THOUGH SHE DIGS ME. 495 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,667 THE THING IS I WOULD GET 496 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,667 EXPELLED AND WE DON'T WANT THAT, 497 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:15,041 SO WE HAVE TO DO THIS 498 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:15,041 A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. 499 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,333 HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING, 500 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,792 SHE CAN'T FAIL ALL OF US 501 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,792 AT ONCE, OKAY? 502 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,917 SO WE EITHER SINK TOGETHER 503 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,917 OR WE DROWN TOGETHER. 504 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,041 ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING? 505 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,041 I THINK IT'S THE SAME THING. 506 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,291 YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE 507 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,291 IT'S THE POINT. 508 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,041 I-- I KNOW. 509 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,750 I'M GONNA TELL YOU IF 510 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,750 AND WHEN WE DO THE ASSIGNMENTS, 511 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:31,834 OKAY? 512 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,125 HOW ARE YOU GONNA LEARN? 513 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:36,208 -[SNORTING] 514 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:36,208 -WHAT? 515 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,750 HOW ARE WE GONNA LEARN? 516 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,750 BRO, WE DON'T WANNA LEARN. 517 00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,959 WE JUST WANNA PASS 518 00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,959 THE CS REQUIREMENTS. 519 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,750 NO, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, 520 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,750 WESLEY. 521 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,959 SORRY, I HATE HIM. 522 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,959 I WANT TO LEARN. 523 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,792 SEE, HE WANTS TO LEARN. 524 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,166 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PLAN 525 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,166 OR NOT? 526 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:55,417 -HE WANTS TO-- 527 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:55,417 -DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT 528 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:55,417 I'M SAYING? 529 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:59,875 -I UNDERSTAND. 530 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:59,875 -GOOD. 531 00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:01,625 WE'LL BE IN CONTACT. 532 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,834 TILL THEN, DO YOU, 533 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,834 BOO-BOO. 534 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,208 COME ON GUYS, LET'S GO. 535 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,125 -SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR. 536 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,125 -OKAY, OKAY. 537 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,458 -REMEMBER THAT. 538 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,458 -LOVE YOU. 539 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,166 WHAT? 540 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:14,375 ALL RIGHT, NOW GUYS, WHAT 541 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:14,375 DATING APP WOULD YOU RECOMMEND? 542 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,000 NONE OF 'EM, MAN, 543 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,000 DATING IS FOR PUTZES. 544 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,875 WHY WOULD I WASTE MY MONEY 545 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,875 ON A MOVIE? 546 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,250 -OR DINNER? 547 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,250 -OR FLOWERS? 548 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,125 YOU KNOW, I NEVER 549 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,125 GAVE A GIRL FLOWERS. 550 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,792 HEY, DON'T DISS FLOWERS, 551 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,792 MY DAD GIVES MY MOM FLOWERS 552 00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,250 ALL THE TIME AND IT 553 00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,250 ALWAYS MAKES HER HAPPY. 554 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,625 THAT WENT OUT 555 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,625 WITH THE 20TH CENTURY. 556 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:28,834 I'M GONNA 557 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:28,834 FALL. 558 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,208 IT'S A WASTE OF TIME 559 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,208 AND MONEY. 560 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,792 YOU KNOW WHAT? 561 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,792 IT'S A NUMBERS GAME. 562 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:35,500 SEE, THE MARKET IS SATURATED 563 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:35,500 IN SINGLE, SLUTTY GIRLS, 564 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,542 AND IT'S A BUYER'S MARKET. 565 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,208 HEY, LANCE, DO YOU HAVE 566 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,208 A MINUTE? 567 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,792 ACTUALLY NO, WE'RE IN 568 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,792 A BOARD MEETING, 569 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:45,041 -IT'S KINDA PRIVATE. 570 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:45,041 -OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? 571 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,792 WELL, DO I KNOW YOU? 572 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:50,083 UH, YEAH, 573 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:50,083 WE SLEPT TOGETHER. 574 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,875 -UM... 575 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,875 -YOU NEVER CALLED. 576 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,333 [CHUCKLES] 577 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,333 I WILL CALL YOU. 578 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,083 I PROMISE, I WILL CALL YOU. 579 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,500 OKAY? 580 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,583 BYE. 581 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:04,458 HE IS NOT GONNA CALL YOU. 582 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,792 SO WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS SAY 583 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,792 IS THE BEST HOOK-UP APP? 584 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,250 UM... 585 00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,917 WELL, I GUESS THE PERFECT APP 586 00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,917 HASN'T EVEN BEEN CREATED YET. 587 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,208 -WHOA. 588 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,208 -HELLO. 589 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,041 YEAH, BUT WHAT FEATURES 590 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,041 DO YOU THINK WE NEED? 591 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:20,000 YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE 592 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:20,000 A GIRL AIRLIFTED OUT OF MY BED 593 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,959 -THE SECOND I'M FINISHED 594 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,959 WITH HER. 595 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,959 -OOH! 596 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,458 YIKES, I DON'T THINK 597 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,458 TELEPORTATION EXISTS YET, 598 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,458 LANCE, SO... 599 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,458 I WAS BEING THEORETICAL. 600 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,041 YEAH, THEORETICAL. 601 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:32,166 YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE TO 602 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:32,166 MAKE SURE THAT A GIRL 603 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,208 COULDN'T FIND ME AFTER, 604 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,208 YOU KNOW? 605 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,625 OR EVEN IF 606 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,625 SHE WANTED TO FIND ME 607 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,083 SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO 608 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,083 BECAUSE THE INFORMATION 609 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,792 WOULD GET LOST OR MAYBE 610 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,792 IT WOULD JUST MORPH MY ACCOUNT 611 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,417 INTO SOME OTHER ACCOUNT. 612 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,125 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO, 613 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,125 I GET WHAT YOU MEAN, 614 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,125 LIKE, YOU COULD MIX UP 615 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,125 OUR IDENTITY OR SOMETHING. 616 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,792 YEAH, IT'S PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY 617 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,792 WHAT I JUST SAID. 618 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,000 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 619 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,375 WHY DON'T WE JUST CREATE 620 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,375 AN APP LIKE THAT. 621 00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:57,959 OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO CODE? 622 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,083 BUT WE'RE TAKING A COMPUTER 623 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,083 SCIENCE CLASS, 624 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,709 WE CAN LEARN. 625 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,208 NO, WE CAN'T. NOT TO DO 626 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,208 SOMETHING THAT SOPHISTICATED. 627 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,709 WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND 628 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,709 THE BOOK. 629 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,625 YEAH, WE CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND 630 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,625 THE SYLLABUS. 631 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,041 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 632 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,834 DISRUPTION IS NOT AN APP. 633 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,750 DISRUPTION IS NOT GADGET. 634 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:22,208 DISRUPTION IS NOT 635 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:22,208 A BUSINESS MODEL. 636 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:26,542 DISRUPTION IS CATACLYSMIC CHANGE 637 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:26,542 IN HUMAN BEHAVIOR 638 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,959 BROUGHT ON BY CONSENSUS. 639 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,959 I'M NOT DOING THE HOMEWORK, 640 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,959 I'M JUST READING THE BOOK. 641 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,625 YOU DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T 642 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,625 READ THE BOOK, IS THAT OKAY? 643 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,709 RELAX. 644 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,709 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK? 645 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,667 IT'S ON THE SYLLABUS. 646 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,959 IT'S "PROGRAMMING SOCIAL 647 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,959 ENGAGEMENT PLATFORMS." 648 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,792 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 649 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,542 -YOU'RE KIDDING. 650 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,542 -I NEVER KID. 651 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,333 WELL, I THINK THAT MIGHT 652 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,333 BE A PROBLEM, JAMES. 653 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,000 -HEY, THAT'S MINE. 654 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,000 -WELL, IT'S A NICE PHONE CASE. 655 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,125 -THANK YOU. 656 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,125 -IT'S BIRDS. 657 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,500 -MM-HMM. 658 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,500 -IS THE BOOK HARD? 659 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,500 I'VE READ IT BEFORE. 660 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:53,625 I MEAN THE ORIGINAL EDITION. 661 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,333 WHAT, IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS? 662 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,959 NO, WHEN I WAS 663 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,959 IN SIXTH GRADE. 664 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,959 HOW LONG HAVE YOU 665 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,959 BEEN CODING FOR? 666 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,291 -SINCE I WAS SEVEN. 667 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,291 -HMM. 668 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,291 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 669 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,375 OH, YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED. 670 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,500 YOU'RE INVITED 671 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,500 TO MY BOARD MEETING. 672 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:11,792 COME ON, GRAB YOUR STUFF. 673 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,083 GRAB A CHAIR. 674 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,709 WHOA, OKAY. 675 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:24,166 ALL RIGHT, UH, DANIEL, WESLEY, 676 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:24,166 YOU REMEMBER JAMES. 677 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,125 JAMES, THIS IS DANIEL 678 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,125 AND WESLEY. 679 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,625 -WHAT'S UP? 680 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,625 -HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY? 681 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,500 OKAY, IF THIS IS 682 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,500 ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE, 683 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,166 I'M JUST GONNA SAY, 684 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,625 MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL DO 685 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,625 THE HOMEWORK, I'M JUST SAYING. 686 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,291 UH, YOU HAVEN'T QUITE GOTTEN 687 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,291 TO VOTING STATUS YET, 688 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:40,125 SO FOR RIGHT NOW 689 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:40,125 YOU'RE JUST CONSULTANT, OKAY? 690 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,500 OF COURSE, YEAH. 691 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,250 -SO, I HAVE AN IDEA. 692 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,250 -WHOA! 693 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,709 -HEY. 694 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,709 -WE HAVE AN IDEA, 695 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,417 AND WE WOULD LIKE 696 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,417 TO HIRE YOU. 697 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,834 TO DO WHAT? 698 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,083 TO BUILD AN APP. 699 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,625 WE NEED TO INTERVIEW HIM 700 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,625 FIRST 701 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,291 BEFORE WE GIVE HIM ANY JOB. 702 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,959 TRUE, TRUE. 703 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,542 HAVE YOU EVER BUILT 704 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,542 AN APP BEFORE? 705 00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:58,750 YES. 706 00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,291 OKAY, WELL, 707 00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,291 TELL US ABOUT IT. 708 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,208 -WHICH ONE? 709 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,208 -WHOA, WHOA! WHICH ONE? 710 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,834 LIKE THERE'S MULTIPLE APPS 711 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,834 THAT YOU'VE MADE? 712 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:09,333 UH, WELL, YEAH, 713 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:09,333 I'VE BUILT 17 FOR IOS, 714 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,834 AND 12 FOR ANDROID. 715 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,792 OKAY, SO WHAT DO THEY DO? 716 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:16,917 UH, OKAY, WELL, ONE OF THEM 717 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:16,917 LEAD HOMELESS PEOPLE TO 718 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:16,917 SHELTERS, 719 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,542 ANOTHER ONE ASSISTED 720 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,542 THE BLIND, 721 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,041 UH, ONE PUBLIC 722 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,041 THOROUGH FARES, 723 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:24,083 ANOTHER ONE HOSTED 724 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:24,083 LOCAL FOOD DRIVES, UM-- 725 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,875 OKAY, WELL, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO 726 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,875 DO SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT. 727 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:30,250 HEY, CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT 728 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:30,250 THIS GENIUS IS MY ROOMMATE? 729 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,625 I MEAN, HOW PERFECT IS THAT? 730 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,792 OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO! 731 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,792 THIS IS PERFECT. 732 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,291 MM-HMM, I LOVE IT. 733 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:38,083 JAMES, YOU ARE GOING TO BUILD 734 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:38,083 ONE MORE APP, 735 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,875 AND THIS APP WILL TAKE 736 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,875 THE WORLD BY STORM. 737 00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,417 WELL, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? 738 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,417 JAMES, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. 739 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,041 WE TAKE MEN AND WOMEN 740 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,333 AND WE PUT THEM TOGETHER 741 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,333 SO THEY CAN MEET UP. 742 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,250 -SO, A DATING APP. 743 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,250 -NOT A DATING APP. 744 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,375 [CHUCKLES] 745 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,375 HOOK-UPS. 746 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,875 THERE'S ALREADY HOOK-UP APPS 747 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,875 OUT THERE. 748 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,333 NO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS ONE. 749 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,875 WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT 750 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,875 ABOUT THIS ONE? 751 00:19:56,917 --> 00:20:00,291 THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT TO BE 752 00:19:56,917 --> 00:20:00,291 ON THIS APP, 753 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583 YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO CERTAIN 754 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583 TERMS AND CONDITIONS 755 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,375 THAT WILL MAKE SURE 756 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,375 THAT YOU, ONE, 757 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,917 DO NOT ASK FOR NAMES, 758 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,709 TWO, YOU WILL NOT ASK 759 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,709 TO SEE THE PERSON AGAIN, 760 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,291 AND, THREE, BY NO MEANS, 761 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,291 UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, 762 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,750 WILL YOU DATE 763 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,750 ANYBODY ON THE APP. 764 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,583 AND THAT MEANS THAT ALL 765 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,583 THE GUYS ARE GONNA BE ON IT. 766 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,250 AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE GONNA 767 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,250 HAVE TO BE ON IT 768 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,500 IF THEY WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE. 769 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,500 MM-HMM. 770 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:24,834 OKAY, WHAT'S SO WRONG 771 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:24,834 WITH A GIRL KNOWING YOUR NAME, 772 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:25,834 OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE? 773 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,125 -[LAUGHTER] 774 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,125 -WHAT'S SO BAD? 775 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,417 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S 776 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,417 FOR ME TO KNOW 777 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,291 AND YOU TO FIGURE OUT 778 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,291 HOW TO CODE. 779 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,792 DO YOU THINK... 780 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,125 ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE 781 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,125 ON THE APP? 782 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,667 OH, OKAY. 783 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,667 SO HE DOES LIKE GIRLS. 784 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,166 PAY UP. 785 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,333 DUDE, I'M NOT GAY. 786 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,625 I DO... I LIKE ONE GIRL. 787 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,917 I'M NOT SAYING WHO IT IS. 788 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,792 STICK AROUND, OKAY? 789 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,792 LISTEN TO ME, 790 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:57,542 AND SHE'LL BE EATING 791 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:57,542 OUT OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND. 792 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,500 WHOA, WHOA, JAMES, JAMES, 793 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,500 COME ON. 794 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,166 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 795 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,166 COME BACK. 796 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,333 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 797 00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:06,250 SO IT'S A MAYBE. 798 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:09,083 OKAY, FINE, WELL, 799 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:09,083 YOU WON FAIR AND SQUARE. 800 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,291 PAY UP. 801 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,917 [JAMES] 802 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,917 SO, HOW WAS THE HONEYMOON? 803 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,166 [PHIL] 804 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,166 IT WAS THE BEST ONE YET. 805 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,208 IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, 806 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,208 JAMES. 807 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,959 I TOLD HER, 808 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,959 "JUST BRING A PASSPORT." 809 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,959 YOU KNOW, AN ANNUAL HONEYMOON 810 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,959 WOULD SAVE ANY MARRIAGE. 811 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,333 I WISH YOU AND LEAH WOULD HAVE 812 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,333 TRIED IT, HONEY. 813 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,542 [SCOFFS] THANKS FOR 814 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,542 THE EARLY WARNING, MOM. 815 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,417 UH, JAMES, HAVE YOU 816 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,417 MET ANYONE YET? 817 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,625 YEAH, I'VE MET A LOT 818 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,625 OF PEOPLE. 819 00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:36,166 ANY GIRLS? 820 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,291 NO, DAD, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS 821 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,291 ON MY STUDIES. 822 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,750 I'M GONNA ASK 823 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,750 FOR A PATERNITY TEST. 824 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,291 HEY, I SHOULD ASK 825 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,291 FOR A PATERNITY TEST. 826 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,875 -OUCH! 827 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,875 -VERY FAMILIAR WITH 828 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,875 THE GARDENER. 829 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,750 -OH, PHIL. 830 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,750 -DAD, I WAS ONLY KIDDING. 831 00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:50,375 ME TOO, ME TOO. 832 00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:54,458 JAMES, IF YOU WANT ANY 833 00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:54,458 ADVICE ABOUT THE FAIRER SEX, 834 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,583 YOU SHOULD ASK 835 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,583 YOUR GRANDFATHER. 836 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,917 THEY DON'T ACT MUCH FAIRER. 837 00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:03,333 YOU'RE NOT BECOMING 838 00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:03,333 AN ANTI-FEMINIST, ARE YOU JAMES? 839 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,667 I DON'T KNOW GRANDPA, 840 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,667 I'M STILL STUDYING 841 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,667 THE SITUATION. 842 00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:08,000 DAD, I DON'T THINK YOUR 843 00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:08,000 ROMANTIC ADVICE PERTAINS 844 00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,417 TO JAMES' GENERATION. 845 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,667 THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING 846 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,667 ON THEIR PHONE NOW. 847 00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:12,125 THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE. 848 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,917 I MEAN, THAT'S HOW 849 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,917 THEY MEET EACH OTHER. 850 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,417 AND HOOK-UP WITH EACH OTHER 851 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,417 AND BREAK-UP WITH EACH OTHER. 852 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,458 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 853 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,458 WOMEN AND MEN 854 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,625 HAVE NOT CHANGED 855 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,625 FOR 10,000 YEARS. 856 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,750 PHIL... 857 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,750 [CLEARS THROAT] 858 00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,875 ...I'M NOT SO SURE 859 00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,875 ABOUT THAT. 860 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,792 HMM, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 861 00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:41,834 [ATM BEEPS] 862 00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:44,959 -WHAT? 863 00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:44,959 IS THE WELL DRY? 864 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,291 -NO, I JUST HAVE TO WAIT 865 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,291 FOR MY DAD'S CHECK TO CLEAR. 866 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,709 -YOU THINK ABOUT MY OFFER? 867 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,000 -TO MAKE THE HOOK-UP APP? 868 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,000 -MM-HMM. 869 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,709 YEAH, AND THE ANSWER IS NO, 870 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,709 OKAY? 871 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,792 THAT'S THE LAST THING 872 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,792 THAT I WANT TO DO. 873 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:57,750 -MAYBE YOU'RE NOT 874 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:57,750 THE RIGHT GUY FOR IT ANYWAY. 875 00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:00,208 I MEAN, 876 00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:00,208 IF YOU WERE SO SMART, 877 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,917 YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED 878 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,917 TO PRINCETON OR M.I.T., 879 00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:04,583 OR MAYBE EVEN HARVARD, 880 00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:04,583 RIGHT? 881 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,125 -I GOT INTO PRINCETON, 882 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,125 M.I.T., HARVARD, AND STANFORD. 883 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,709 -OH, YEAH, 884 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,709 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU THERE? 885 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,166 -BECAUSE... 886 00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:12,792 MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE 887 00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:12,792 THE MONEY. 888 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,375 -YEAH, WELL IF YOU WERE 889 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,375 SO SMART, 890 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,917 I'M SURE YOU'D HAVE 891 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,917 A SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT? 892 00:23:19,959 --> 00:23:21,667 -THE IVYS DON'T GIVE 893 00:23:19,959 --> 00:23:21,667 ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIPS 894 00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:23,250 AND WITH MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS, 895 00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:23,250 IT JUST-- 896 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:24,500 YOU KNOW WHAT? 897 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:24,500 NEVER MIND. 898 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,291 -JAMES, I AM 899 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,291 YOUR SAVING GRACE. 900 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:29,000 I MEAN, IF YOU DO THIS APP, 901 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:29,000 I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY 902 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,959 TO GO TO WHEREVER YOU WANT 903 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,959 TO GO FOR SCHOOLING. 904 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,458 THINK ABOUT IT. 905 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,500 YOU'LL BE LIKE STEVE JOBS 906 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,500 OR STEVE WOZNIAK. 907 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:37,959 BILL GATES 908 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:37,959 AND PAUL ALLEN. 909 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,583 MATT DAMON 910 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,583 AND BEN AFFLECK. 911 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:43,583 LET ME KNOW. 912 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:43,583 OKAY? 913 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:52,583 SO, UH, WHAT TIME 914 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:52,583 IS YOUR NEXT CLASS? 915 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,083 -AN HOUR. 916 00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,667 -YEAH? 917 00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:57,500 -I NEED MY DESK 918 00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:57,500 AND MY CHAIR. 919 00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,709 -WELL, THIS ISN'T GONNA 920 00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,709 TAKE LONG, RIGHT? IT'S QUICK. 921 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,417 -WELL I NEED IT NOW 922 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,417 IF YOU WANT MY HELP. 923 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:04,542 -WAIT, HOLD ON, 924 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:04,542 YOU DECIDED TO DO IT? 925 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,667 -WELL, 926 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,667 THERE ARE CONDITIONS. 927 00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:07,500 LIKE, NO GIRLS, 928 00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:07,500 NO PARTIES, 929 00:24:07,542 --> 00:24:09,542 NO STAYING UP 930 00:24:07,542 --> 00:24:09,542 UNTIL 3:00 AM WITH FRIENDS. 931 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,083 THIS WILL BECOME 932 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,083 A CODING SANCTUARY. 933 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:12,667 -OH, NO, NO, NO. 934 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:12,667 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 935 00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:15,291 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CODE 936 00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:15,291 IN THE STUDY ROOM DOWN THE HALL? 937 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,750 -NO. 938 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,750 -WELL, I NEED MY ROOM, DUDE. 939 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:19,959 WELL, I NEED MY ROOM. 940 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,709 -OKAY, WAIT! 941 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,709 YES, YES, YEAH, YEAH, 942 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,917 YOU CAN CODE IN HERE. 943 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,000 -WILL YOU ALSO 944 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,000 MAKE ME BREAKFAST? 945 00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:32,208 -NO, I WILL NOT MAKE YOU 946 00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:32,208 BREAKFAST, JAMES. 947 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,917 -BUT SHE SERIOUSLY DOES 948 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,917 HAVE TO GO. 949 00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,667 -YEAH, OKAY, 950 00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,667 YOU HEARD THE MAN. 951 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,667 TIME TO SKEDADDLE, 952 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,667 GET OUT. 953 00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:41,625 -WILL YOU CALL ME LATER? 954 00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:41,625 -PROBABLY NOT. 955 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,041 -HE WON'T. 956 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,875 -OKAY, I'LL COME BY 957 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,875 AFTER CLASS. 958 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,417 -NO, NO, NO, JAMES AND I 959 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,417 HAVE VERY IMPORTANT WORK TO DO 960 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,083 AND WE NEED PEACE AND QUIET, 961 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,083 BUT, THANK YOU. 962 00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,834 SERIOUSLY. 963 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,500 -I HAVE ONE MORE CONDITION. 964 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,709 -I ALREADY TOLD YOU, 965 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,709 I'M NOT MAKING BREAKFAST 966 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,709 FOR YOU IN BED. 967 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,375 -IT'S NOT THAT. 968 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,375 I WANT TO DO THIS ANONYMOUSLY. 969 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,166 -WELL, THEN WHO IS GONNA 970 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,166 TAKE THE CREDIT 971 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,625 FOR DEVELOPING THE APP? 972 00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,458 -WELL, CONSIDERING 973 00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,458 I HAVE NOT BEEN ACCORDED 974 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,959 VOTING RIGHTS, STILL. 975 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,875 I WOULD SAY, YOU WOULD 976 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,875 TAKE THE CREDIT. 977 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:09,875 -WHO? ME? 978 00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:11,625 -YEAH, YOU. 979 00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:11,625 -WHY? 980 00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,000 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE 981 00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,000 TO KNOW I'M A PART OF THIS. 982 00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:15,500 -WHAT PEOPLE 983 00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:15,500 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW 984 00:25:15,542 --> 00:25:16,625 THAT YOU'RE A PART 985 00:25:15,542 --> 00:25:16,625 OF THIS APP? 986 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:18,166 -MY MOTHER, FOR ONE. 987 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,959 -OH! 988 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,959 [LAUGHS] 989 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,500 WAIT, WE CAN'T TELL MOMMY? 990 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,500 WHY NOT? 991 00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:24,500 -OKAY, DO YOU WANT MY HELP 992 00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:24,500 OR NOT? 993 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:26,417 -YEAH, NO, YEAH, 994 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:26,417 OBVIOUSLY. 995 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,917 -THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 996 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,333 LET'S GET STARTED. 997 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,125 [LAUGHTER] 998 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,375 I FELT LIKE IT WAS 999 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,375 A BAPTISM. 1000 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:40,375 [LAUGHTER] 1001 00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:41,875 HEY, WHERE'VE YOU GUYS BEEN? 1002 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,291 OH, UH... 1003 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,291 WE'VE BEEN STUDYING. 1004 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:45,542 FOR REAL? 1005 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,750 UH-HUH. 1006 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,750 YEAH, WE'RE ACTUALLY CODING 1007 00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:49,875 A NEW BREAKTHROUGH PROJECT. 1008 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,375 MM-HMM, AND IT'LL BE OUT SOON, 1009 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,375 LADIES, SO DON'T FRET. 1010 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,959 THAT SOUNDS COOL, 1011 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,959 WHAT IS IT? 1012 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,291 OH, NO, IT'S-- 1013 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,291 WE HAVEN'T MADE IT PUBLIC YET. 1014 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,458 [SCOFFS] 1015 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,458 WHAT LANGUAGE IS IT IN? 1016 00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:01,625 -[LAUGHS] WHAT... 1017 00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:01,625 -TELL HER. 1018 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,000 -ENGLISH. 1019 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,000 -YEAH, ENGLISH. 1020 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,625 SHE MEANT WHAT 1021 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,625 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. 1022 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,083 YEAH, WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT, 1023 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,083 WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL YOU THAT, 1024 00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,667 OKAY? 1025 00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,667 IT'S PRIVATE. 1026 00:26:08,709 --> 00:26:10,291 WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS 1027 00:26:08,709 --> 00:26:10,291 FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 1028 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,792 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1029 00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:25,500 UH, JAMES... 1030 00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:25,500 WHAT IS THIS? 1031 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,250 YOU WERE LATE 1032 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,250 FOR OUR MEETING. 1033 00:26:27,291 --> 00:26:29,500 -WHERE IS THE TV? 1034 00:26:27,291 --> 00:26:29,500 -IT'S IN THE CLOSET. 1035 00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:31,917 -WHAT ABOUT MY FUTON? 1036 00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:31,917 -DEFLATED, FOLDED NEATLY, 1037 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,000 -AND TUCKED UNDER THE BED. 1038 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,000 -WHAT? NO, DUDE! 1039 00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:36,041 I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 1040 00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:36,041 MY FUTON. 1041 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:38,125 AND I CAN'T CODE ANONYMOUSLY 1042 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:38,125 EXCEPT FOR IN THIS ROOM, 1043 00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,125 AND I CAN'T CODE AT ALL 1044 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,542 UNLESS THIS IS MY SANCTUARY. 1045 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:47,750 [SIGHS] OKAY, THEN WHAT 1046 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:47,750 AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE? 1047 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:49,208 I'D LIKE A TURKEY 1048 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:49,208 AND SWISS ON RYE 1049 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,125 WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, 1050 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,125 AND MAYONNAISE, PLEASE. 1051 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,542 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 1052 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,542 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANTED 1053 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,542 ME TO DO WITH THIS. 1054 00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:55,125 THAT'S PERFECT RIGHT THERE, 1055 00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,709 AND I AM NOT GONNA 1056 00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,709 BE YOUR WAITER. 1057 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,125 -DUDE. 1058 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,125 -WAIT-- OKAY, FINE! 1059 00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:02,417 UNLESS IT KEEPS YOU 1060 00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:02,417 FROM CODING, SIT DOWN. 1061 00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:04,875 DO YOUR THING. 1062 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:08,834 [SHARP EXHALE] 1063 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:08,834 UH, AND WHAT LANGUAGE 1064 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:08,834 ARE WE DOING THIS IN? 1065 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,834 ENGLISH. 1066 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,667 NO, I MEANT LIKE 1067 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,667 THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. 1068 00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,709 -I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT. 1069 00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,709 -OH, WAS IT A JOKE? 1070 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,375 -WAS IT FUNNY? 1071 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,375 -NO. 1072 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:21,250 DON'T TRY IT AGAIN, 1073 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:21,250 'CAUSE FUNNY STUFF DOESN'T 1074 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:21,250 WORK FOR YOU, OKAY? 1075 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,041 OKAY, I'M SORRY, 1076 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,041 I WON'T DO IT AGAIN. 1077 00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:26,250 DUDE, WHAT'S THE PROGRAMMING? 1078 00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:26,250 I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TELL PEOPLE 1079 00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:27,417 WHAT WE'RE DOING IN HERE. 1080 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,083 C, JAVA, HTML, 1081 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,083 AND RUBY. 1082 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,875 [COUGHS AND SNEEZES] 1083 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:34,834 OH, DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK 1084 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:34,834 ABOUT GETTING SICK ON ME, OKAY? 1085 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:38,208 -OKAY. 1086 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:38,208 -JUST PUT THAT ON. 1087 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,709 WHEN AM I GETTING PAID? 1088 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,875 IN TIME FOR YOU 1089 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,875 TO ENROLL AT M.I.T. 1090 00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:44,250 THE DEADLINE 1091 00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:44,250 IS FEBRUARY FIRST. 1092 00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:47,917 I GUESS 1093 00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:47,917 YOU BETTER GET STARTED. 1094 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,291 ALL RIGHT GUYS, SO, UH, 1095 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,291 I THINK IT'S TIME 1096 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:51,875 FOR A LITTLE POP QUIZ 1097 00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:53,750 JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE CAUGHT 1098 00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:53,750 UP IN ALL YOUR READING. 1099 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:57,834 HEY, UH, TEACH. YEAH, 1100 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:57,834 I'D LIKE TO BE EXEMPT 1101 00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,125 -FROM SAID POP QUIZ. 1102 00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,125 -[PROFESSOR] ON WHAT GROUNDS? 1103 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,750 ON THE GROUNDS THAT 1104 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,750 I'M DEVELOPING A REAL APP 1105 00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:03,458 THAT NEEDS MY TIME. 1106 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,792 I MEAN, I THINK THAT YOU'D FIND 1107 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,792 THAT IT MORE THAN FULFILLS 1108 00:28:06,834 --> 00:28:09,166 THE COURSE REQUIREMENTS. 1109 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,917 [PROFESSOR] 1110 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,917 COME OVER HERE, LANCE. 1111 00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:14,583 COME ON, I WON'T BITE YA, 1112 00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:14,583 COME ON. 1113 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,875 I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST 1114 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,875 SHARE WITH THE CLASS 1115 00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,959 DETAILS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT, 1116 00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,959 HM? 1117 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,333 -YOU KNOW, I WOULD-- 1118 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,333 -OH. 1119 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,875 I REALLY WOULD, 1120 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,875 BUT MY CONTRACT WITH NASA 1121 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:24,500 PROHIBITS ME 1122 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:24,500 FROM SAYING ANYTHING. 1123 00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:26,375 GOSH, YOU KNOW, 1124 00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:26,375 I'M REALLY GOOD FRIENDS 1125 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:27,375 WITH THE DIRECTOR OF NASA. 1126 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:29,000 -ARE YOU? 1127 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:29,000 -MM-HMM. 1128 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,375 OH, YEAH! WELL, WE'RE WORKING 1129 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,375 WITH, UH, DNA. YEAH. 1130 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:33,917 [PROFESSOR] 1131 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:33,917 YOU'RE WORKING ON DNA? 1132 00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:37,333 NO, NO, NO. WE'RE WORKING 1133 00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:37,333 ON A CODING PROJECT. 1134 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,166 OH, SO SIGNED A NON DISCLOSURE 1135 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,166 AGREEMENT, AN NDA. 1136 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,709 YEAH, AN NDA, 1137 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,709 A NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT. 1138 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,333 -[PROFESSOR] RIGHT. 1139 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,333 -A STANDARD ONE TOO. 1140 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,750 -[PROFESSOR] OH, A STANDARD. 1141 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,750 -I APOLOGIZE FOR THEM. 1142 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:45,959 [PROFESSOR] 1143 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:45,959 A STANDARD ONE, OKAY, GREAT. 1144 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,709 YEAH, SO THAT MEANS, 1145 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,709 YOU KNOW, 1146 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,583 IF WE WERE EVER 1147 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,583 TO SAY ANYTHING, 1148 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:50,792 WE WOULD BE-- 1149 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:50,792 [FEIGNS CHOKING] 1150 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,083 DEAD, KILLED IN OUR SLEEP. 1151 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,291 -AND WHO WOULD WANT THAT? 1152 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,291 -NOT ME. 1153 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,834 ALL RIGHT, 1154 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,834 BUT, YOU KNOW, 1155 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:58,250 I THINK YOU CAN SHARE 1156 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:58,250 WITH THE CLASS 1157 00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,583 WHAT LANGUAGE 1158 00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,583 YOU'RE WORKING IN. 1159 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,125 -OH-- 1160 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,125 -WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE? 1161 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:03,542 -OH, YEAH? 1162 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:03,542 -WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE? 1163 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:06,250 NAH, NO. THAT WOULD NOT 1164 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:06,250 BE ENGLISH. 1165 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:09,291 ACTUALLY, WE'RE WORKING IN C, 1166 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:09,291 JAVA, HTML, AND RUBY, SO... 1167 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,750 [PROFESSOR] 1168 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,750 DOES THIS PROJECT 1169 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,750 HAVE A NAME? 1170 00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,875 DOES THIS PROJECT 1171 00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,875 HAVE A NAME, 1172 00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:18,583 YES, IT HAS A NAME. 1173 00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:18,583 IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE." 1174 00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:23,250 ALL RIGHT, LANCE, 1175 00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:23,250 I'LL EXPECT A SUMMARY 1176 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,166 WITH ALL PROPRIETARY 1177 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,166 INFORMATION REDACTED, OF COURSE, 1178 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:26,709 UH, BY THE NEXT CLASS, 1179 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,333 AND IF I APPROVE, 1180 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,333 THEN, FINE, YOU CAN MISS OUT 1181 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,834 ON A FEW QUIZZES. 1182 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,250 -THANK YOU. 1183 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,250 -OKAY, AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, 1184 00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:37,041 YOU WILL FIND THE QUIZ 1185 00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:37,041 IF YOU PRESS ENTER. 1186 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:40,542 HONEY, IT'S THIS BUTTON. 1187 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:46,208 OKAY. 1188 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:46,208 GOOD BOY. 1189 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:50,291 ...JAVA, HTML, RUBY, 1190 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:50,291 C, JAVA, HTML... 1191 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:53,834 HOW'S IT GOING? 1192 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,500 THE ARCHITECTURE'S 1193 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,500 STARTING TO FLOW. 1194 00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:57,500 BY THE WAY, YOU GOTTA COME UP 1195 00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:57,500 WITH, UM, 1196 00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,542 A FULL SUMMARY 1197 00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,542 OF THE PROJECT 1198 00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:01,917 FOR PROFESSOR BARNES. 1199 00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:01,917 I GOTTA GIVE HER ONE. 1200 00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:03,208 OKAY, I'LL WORK 1201 00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:03,208 ON THAT TOMORROW. 1202 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,500 [COUGHS] 1203 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:07,125 HEY, HEY! COULD YOU 1204 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:07,125 HOLD IT DOWN? 1205 00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,792 PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER 1206 00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,792 ALL THESE TERMS. 1207 00:30:09,834 --> 00:30:10,792 I THINK I'M GETTING SICK. 1208 00:30:10,834 --> 00:30:12,959 I'M GOING TO BED NOW. 1209 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,917 ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST, 1210 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,917 YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE YOU GET 1211 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:16,542 RIGHT BACK TO WORK 1212 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:16,542 IN THE MORNING. 1213 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,333 HOY! COME ON, 1214 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,333 TIME TO GET UP. 1215 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,583 LET'S GO. 1216 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,959 COME ON. 1217 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,208 I CAN'T, I CAN'T. 1218 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,208 I'VE GOT A BAD COLD. 1219 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,458 OH, NO, NO, NO. 1220 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,458 HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA 1221 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,458 SET US BACK? 1222 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,208 [SIGHS] 1223 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,208 LET'S SEE... 1224 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:37,375 IF IT'S JUST A COLD, 1225 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:37,375 A COUPLE DAYS. 1226 00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:41,959 IF IT'S A SINUS INFECTION, 1227 00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:41,959 IT COULD BE A COUPLE WEEKS. 1228 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,500 WELL-- OKAY, WHAT-- 1229 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,500 OKAY THEN, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO 1230 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:47,500 TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T TURN 1231 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:47,500 INTO THE INFECTION THING? 1232 00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:52,375 UH, WELL, MY MOM WOULD USUALLY 1233 00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:52,375 MAKE ME A POT OF HOT TEA, 1234 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,667 ALTERNATING WITH SOME 1235 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,667 ORANGE JUICE, 1236 00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:58,542 WITH 6,000 GRAMS 1237 00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:58,542 OF VITAMIN C CRYSTALS. 1238 00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,834 OH, AND SOME CHICKEN 1239 00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,834 NOODLE SOUP, OF COURSE. 1240 00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:03,041 I'M NOT YOUR MOM, JAMES. 1241 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,542 OKAY. 1242 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,083 SHOULD LAST NO MORE 1243 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,083 THAN A MONTH. 1244 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,291 [SIGHS] 1245 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,333 HEY! 1246 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:31,917 [LAUGHTER] 1247 00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:33,792 LANCE! LANCE! 1248 00:31:33,834 --> 00:31:35,417 UH, YEAH? 1249 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,959 UH, LISTEN, I JUST FINISHED 1250 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,959 READING YOUR PROPOSAL. 1251 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,208 I'M REALLY IMPRESSED. 1252 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:44,500 YOU EXEMPLIFY EVERYTHING I AM 1253 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:44,500 TRYING TO CULTIVATE 1254 00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:46,625 IN THIS CLASS. 1255 00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:46,625 I'M BLOWN AWAY BECAUSE AT FIRST 1256 00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:49,458 I THOUGHT, UGH! 1257 00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:49,458 BUT YOU'VE SURPRISED ME. 1258 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,333 SO I THINK I CAN AGREE 1259 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,333 TO YOUR TERMS. 1260 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:55,417 OF COURSE, 1261 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:55,417 PENDING THE SUBMISSION 1262 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:55,417 OF YOUR CODED PROGRAM. 1263 00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:56,834 OF COURSE, 1264 00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:56,834 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1265 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,583 ALL RIGHT. 1266 00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:02,458 -NICE COSTUME. 1267 00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:02,458 -[WESLEY] I LIKE YOURS. 1268 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,959 [SCREAMS, LAUGHS] 1269 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,083 -YOU'RE A GENIUS, MAN! 1270 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,083 -THEY ARE GOING TO BUILD 1271 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,083 A SHRINE TO MY GREATNESS! 1272 00:32:23,792 --> 00:32:25,500 HEY! 1273 00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:28,041 [JAMES] I'M WORKING, 1274 00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:28,041 COME BACK TOMORROW. 1275 00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:33,041 YES, YES, HE'S WORKING 1276 00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:33,041 ON GETTING "JUNGLE" RIGHT NOW, 1277 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:35,500 I HAVE EVERYTHING 1278 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:35,500 UNDER CONTROL. 1279 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,667 [JAMES] OKAY. 1280 00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:46,875 I THINK "JUNGLE" IS OFFICIALLY 1281 00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:46,875 READY FOR BETA ROLL OUT. 1282 00:32:46,917 --> 00:32:49,250 -WHAT? REALLY? 1283 00:32:46,917 --> 00:32:49,250 -YEAH. 1284 00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:59,166 [LANCE] AH, DUDE. 1285 00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:01,625 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1286 00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:01,625 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS, DUDE. 1287 00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:04,333 THERE COULD BE 1288 00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:04,333 A SLIGHT PROBLEM, THOUGH. 1289 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,083 WHAT PROBLEM? 1290 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,083 WHAT IS IT? 1291 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:09,166 UM, I MEAN THERE'S NO LOGICAL 1292 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:09,166 INCENTIVE FOR THE USERS 1293 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:14,083 OF OTHER HOOK-UP APPS 1294 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:14,083 TO TRANSFER OVER TO JUNGLE, 1295 00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,709 -YOU KNOW? 1296 00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,709 -I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 1297 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,917 YEAH. I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE 1298 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,917 A MATHEMATICAL THEOREM 1299 00:33:18,959 --> 00:33:21,500 TO CONVINCE THEM. 1300 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,917 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 1301 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,917 MY BOY LANCE RIGHT NOW 1302 00:33:23,959 --> 00:33:25,625 IS GONNA BREAK IT DOWN 1303 00:33:23,959 --> 00:33:25,625 FOR Y'ALL RIGHT NOW. 1304 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,458 LISTEN UP, Y'ALL. 1305 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,458 WE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT. 1306 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,959 WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, 1307 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,834 IS GET OFF OF ALL OF 1308 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,834 THE OTHER MATING APPS 1309 00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:33,417 AND GET ONTO JUNGLE. 1310 00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:35,291 MY BOY DANIEL HERE, 1311 00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:35,291 HE DID ALL THE MATHEMATICS, 1312 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,625 HE'S GONNA BREAK IT DOWN 1313 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,625 FOR YOU. 1314 00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,417 IT'S ALL HERE, 1315 00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,417 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1316 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,000 I HAVE COME UP 1317 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,000 WITH A SIMPLISTIC 1318 00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,166 YET INTUITIVE 1319 00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,166 MATHEMATICAL FORMULA 1320 00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:44,583 THAT WORKS 10 OUT OF 10 TIMES, 1321 00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:44,583 AND IT'S QUITE EASY. 1322 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,750 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS DITCH 1323 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,750 THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS 1324 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,166 AND SWITCH TO "JUNGLE" 1325 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,166 AND THE RESULTS 1326 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,000 WILL ASTOUND YOU, 1327 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,000 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1328 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,834 -THEY WILL ASTOUND YOU. 1329 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,834 -OH! 1330 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,542 IT'S ALL ABOUT. 1331 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,542 -MM-HMM. 1332 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,542 -AND THIS IS WHAT 1333 00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:57,083 -WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME... 1334 00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:57,083 -NOPE. 1335 00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:58,625 -...TO KNOW A GIRL'S NAME. 1336 00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:58,625 -NOPE. 1337 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,250 WE DON'T THE TIME 1338 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,250 FOR THEM TO KNOW OUR NAMES! 1339 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,917 -WHO DOES? 1340 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,917 -WE GOT SCHOOL! 1341 00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:04,291 DO YOU REALLY WANT 1342 00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:04,291 TO PAY FOR A MOVIE? 1343 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,291 -[ALL] NO! 1344 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,291 -OR FLOWERS? 1345 00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:06,792 [ALL] NO! 1346 00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:08,625 I'M GONNA SAY THE C-WORD, 1347 00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:08,625 I KNOW WE DON'T LIKE TO SAY IT, 1348 00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:10,250 -ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 1349 00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:10,250 -DON'T DO IT TO 'EM. 1350 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:11,750 -COMMITMENT. 1351 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:11,750 -[ALL SHOUTING] 1352 00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,959 IF YOU WANT TO HAVE GIRLS 1353 00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,959 IN YOUR APARTMENTS, 1354 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,959 IN YOUR DORMS, 1355 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,959 ON A DAILY BASIS, 1356 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,250 LINE UP RIGHT NOW 1357 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,250 AND GET THESE DIRECTIONS. 1358 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,250 [DANIEL] 1359 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,250 ORDERLY FASHION, GENTLEMEN. 1360 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,917 THIS HAS NO AGE RESTRICTION. 1361 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,542 GIVE IT TO YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD 1362 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,542 COUSIN, IF YOU NEED TO. 1363 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,125 OH, HAND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS, 1364 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,125 YOUR FRIEND'S FRIEND. 1365 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:26,333 I GOT ANOTHER ONE! 1366 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:26,333 GIVE IT TO YOUR FRATERNITIES, 1367 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,625 GIVE IT TO YOUR BROTHERS, 1368 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,625 GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS, 1369 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,750 YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS, 1370 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,750 YOUR COUSINS, YOUR UNCLES, 1371 00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:32,625 -ALL OF 'EM! 1372 00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:32,625 -YOU NEPHEWS, ALL OF 'EM! 1373 00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,542 'CAUSE EVERYBODY 1374 00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,542 SHOULD BE ON JUNGLE. 1375 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:36,583 -WHOO! 1376 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:36,583 -SPREAD THE WORD, Y'ALL. 1377 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,583 -TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME-- 1378 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,583 -HEY! 1379 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,333 -WHOA. 1380 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,333 -WE GOT A QUESTION FOR THE DUDE 1381 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:46,834 THAT DEVELOPED 1382 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:46,834 THE "JUNGLE" APP. 1383 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,000 -YEAH. 1384 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,000 -YO, SO, YOU TELLING ME 1385 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,000 THESE GIRLS, 1386 00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,458 INSTEAD OF NAMES, 1387 00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,458 THEY JUST SEND 1388 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,583 A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES 1389 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,583 IN THEIR UNDERWEAR? 1390 00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:52,583 NO EXCEPTIONS? 1391 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,792 I MEAN, THAT'S THE PLATFORM. 1392 00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:55,542 -OOH! 1393 00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:55,542 -HEY, MAN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY, 1394 00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:58,041 -YOU ROCK! 1395 00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:58,041 -THAT'S PRETTY SWEET. 1396 00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,750 YOU ROCK, MAN. 1397 00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:03,500 HEY, WHAT ARE 1398 00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:03,500 YOU GUYS DOING? 1399 00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:05,667 SO FAR I'VE GOTTEN 1400 00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:05,667 FOUR SWIPES. 1401 00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:07,291 I'VE GOTTEN 19. 1402 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,667 I'VE GOTTEN TWO, 1403 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,667 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1404 00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:11,959 LET ME SEE 1405 00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:11,959 YOUR PROFILE PICTURE? 1406 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,458 IT'S OBVIOUS, 1407 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,458 YOU NEED TO STAND OUT. 1408 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,417 HOW DO YOU STAND OUT 1409 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,417 IN YOUR UNDERWEAR? 1410 00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:20,166 WITHOUT THEM, OF COURSE. 1411 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:21,750 [LAUGHS] 1412 00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:23,458 WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE TO, BUT... 1413 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,959 HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE, HANNAH? 1414 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 [HANNAH] ZERO. 1415 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,750 OH, HANNAH. 1416 00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:32,000 DO YOU NEED US TO HELP YOU 1417 00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:32,000 WITH YOUR PROFILE PHOTO? 1418 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:33,458 NO. 1419 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:33,458 [SCOFFS] 1420 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,667 I'M NOT GONNA PLAY 1421 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,667 WITH THAT APP. 1422 00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:37,458 MORE GUYS FOR US. 1423 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,917 I JUST DON'T SEE 1424 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,917 HOW IT BENEFITS US. 1425 00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:42,625 HANNAH, DO YOU WANT TO BE 1426 00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:42,625 ALONE FOREVER? 1427 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,917 -NO. 1428 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,917 -THEN YOU NEED TO GET ON BOARD 1429 00:35:44,959 --> 00:35:47,542 AND GET WITH THE APPS. 1430 00:35:44,959 --> 00:35:47,542 THAT'S WHERE THE GUYS ARE. 1431 00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,375 THAT'S TRUE. 1432 00:35:49,417 --> 00:35:52,000 SO, WHO HAVE YOU MET? 1433 00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:55,250 WELL, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED 1434 00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:55,250 TO CALL IT MEETING ANYONE. 1435 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:58,041 BECAUSE YOU JUST HOOK-UP 1436 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:58,041 WITH THEM ONE TIME. 1437 00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,834 UNLESS THE GUY HITS 1438 00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,834 A CERTAIN BUTTON 1439 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,208 THAT BRINGS YOU BACK 1440 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,208 A SECOND TIME. 1441 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,750 BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED 1442 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,750 TO SAY HIS NAME. 1443 00:36:02,792 --> 00:36:05,750 -OR TELL HIM YOURS. 1444 00:36:02,792 --> 00:36:05,750 -OR ASK HIM ANY QUESTIONS. 1445 00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:07,208 OR THEY'LL KICK YOU OFF 1446 00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:07,208 THE PLATFORM, 1447 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,458 AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT 1448 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,458 TWO WEEKS 1449 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,875 FOR A RE-TRAINING PERIOD. 1450 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:15,083 OKAY, THAT SOUNDS VERY 1451 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:15,083 LIBERATING, GIRLS, 1452 00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:17,166 BUT I'M GONNA GO STUDY. 1453 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:21,291 I WORRY ABOUT HANNAH. 1454 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,667 SHE JUST DOESN'T GET IT, 1455 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,667 SHE'S SO 20TH CENTURY. 1456 00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:26,333 I THINK SHE'S LIKE 1457 00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:26,333 A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN 1458 00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:26,333 OR SOMETHING. 1459 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:29,166 THAT EXPLAINS IT. 1460 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:32,959 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1461 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,208 THESE KIDS HAVE NO IDEA 1462 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,208 HOW EASY THIS IS. 1463 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:41,750 "JUNGLE" HAS JUST MOVED IT UP 1464 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:41,750 A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL. 1465 00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:46,291 I THINK YOU MEAN DOWN 1466 00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:46,291 A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 1467 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,375 -NO. 1468 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,375 -HEY, GUYS, GUYS, 1469 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,166 HOW'D YOU GUYS LEARN 1470 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,166 ABOUT "JUNGLE?" 1471 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,291 -UH, MY DENTIST. 1472 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,291 -MY ACCOUNTANT. 1473 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,667 GOSH! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT? 1474 00:36:56,709 --> 00:36:58,792 "JUNGLE" IS NOW OUT 1475 00:36:56,709 --> 00:36:58,792 OF THE CAMPUS 1476 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,291 AND OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD, 1477 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,291 MY FRIEND. 1478 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,750 -OH, WHOO-HOO-HOO. 1479 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,750 -THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 1480 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,125 GET READY FOR SOME 1481 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,125 MAJOR BANK. 1482 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,083 -INSANE. 1483 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,083 -YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY, 1484 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,834 YOU SHOULD, HOP ON "JUNGLE" 1485 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,834 'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO 1486 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,834 SWIPE YOU. 1487 00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,750 OH! 1488 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:15,125 WHO'S GOT LOW SELF-ESTEEM? 1489 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:15,125 THIS GUY, LET'S GO. 1490 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,625 [LAUGHS] 1491 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,709 SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, 1492 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,709 LET'S SWIPE SOME TIME. 1493 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:22,000 I'M SENSING DISRUPTION 1494 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:22,000 FORM A NEW HOOK-UP APP 1495 00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,375 CALLED "JUNGLE." 1496 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,041 BUT I'M NOT GONNA 1497 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,041 WEIGH IN ON IT YET. 1498 00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,917 FIRST, I'M GONNA EVALUATE 1499 00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,917 THE AUTHENTICITY. 1500 00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:31,125 FAKE NEWS-- 1501 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,500 [SIGHS] 1502 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,792 [GIRL] 1503 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,792 SHE CALLED ME COMPLETELY 1504 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,792 HYSTERICAL. 1505 00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:55,834 [GIRL 2] LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY 1506 00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:55,834 HAD A GOOD TIME ON "JUNGLE." 1507 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,166 THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE 1508 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,166 A GOOD GUY! 1509 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,125 YEAH, MELODY, 1510 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,125 THIS GUY WAS A FREAK. 1511 00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:01,291 WELL, THE CUTE FREAKS 1512 00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:01,291 ARE ON THE APP, SO... 1513 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:05,375 I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA 1514 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:05,375 HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. 1515 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:07,542 [CRYING] 1516 00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:09,458 DO YOU GUYS THINK 1517 00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:09,458 LANCE MADE THE APP? 1518 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,667 YEAH, WHY NOT? 1519 00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:12,500 'CAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE 1520 00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:12,500 AT CODING. 1521 00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:16,166 YEAH, WELL, SOMEONE'S 1522 00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:16,166 HELPING HIM. 1523 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,208 LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS, 1524 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,208 WHOEVER MADE THIS APP 1525 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:22,750 IS A HORRIBLE PERSON. 1526 00:38:22,792 --> 00:38:24,667 THANK YOU GUYS 1527 00:38:22,792 --> 00:38:24,667 FOR COME GETTING ME. 1528 00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:27,583 OF COURSE. 1529 00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:27,583 WE'RE SORRY, RACHEL. 1530 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:32,709 YOU ARE A SMART AND INTELLIGENT 1531 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:32,709 AND KIND AND FUNNY HUMAN BEING. 1532 00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,333 YOU NEED TO BE ON THIS APP. 1533 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,792 -THIS IS NOT WORTH IT. 1534 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,792 -THANK YOU. 1535 00:38:37,834 --> 00:38:39,041 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST. 1536 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:41,125 [SNIFFLES] 1537 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,458 [CHATTER] 1538 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,000 MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1539 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,000 FEMALE SPECIMENS! 1540 00:38:45,041 --> 00:38:47,417 HOW ARE YOU? 1541 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,834 I KNOW! 1542 00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,750 WELL, HAPPY HANUKAH, 1543 00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,750 HAPPY KWANZA. 1544 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:57,291 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS, 1545 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:57,291 UM, AFTER... CHRISTMAS. 1546 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,166 PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH? 1547 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:04,750 UH, YEAH, 1548 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:04,750 I REALLY LIKED YOUR BOOK. 1549 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:07,875 NO, I WAS TALKING 1550 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:07,875 ABOUT "JUNGLE." 1551 00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:11,667 UH, YEAH. 1552 00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:11,667 I MEAN, LANCE IS THE MAN. 1553 00:39:11,709 --> 00:39:14,125 YOU KNOW? 1554 00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:17,083 JAMES, IS THERE SOMETHING 1555 00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:17,083 YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 1556 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:21,917 UM.. MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1557 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:21,917 PROFESSOR BARNES. 1558 00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:26,041 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES. 1559 00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:39,125 [SIGHS] 1560 00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:41,125 SO HOW DO YOU LIKE LIVING 1561 00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:41,125 WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA? 1562 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,834 GOOD. 1563 00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,166 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO 1564 00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,166 ON BREAK? 1565 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:50,166 SOME CODING, 1566 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:50,166 MAYBE SOME STUDYING. 1567 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:53,792 NO VISITING, PARTYING, 1568 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:53,792 SOCIALIZING, WOMANIZING? 1569 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:56,166 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED 1570 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:56,166 TO BE DOING ON VACATION. 1571 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:58,583 YEAH, DAD, I'LL DEFINITELY 1572 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:58,583 DO SOME OF THAT. 1573 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:02,667 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU 1574 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:02,667 TO MISS OUT ON ANYTHING. 1575 00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:04,917 WELL, LOOK, I GOTTA GET 1576 00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:04,917 BACK TO THE OFFICE. 1577 00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:07,291 I'LL SEE YA 1578 00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:07,291 ON CHRISTMAS DAY. 1579 00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:09,625 GOOD. 1580 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:13,625 LOOKING FORWARD TO A NICE 1581 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:13,625 FAMILY CHRISTMAS, DAD. 1582 00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:17,625 YEAH. 1583 00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:17,625 I LOVE YOU, JAMES. 1584 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,542 [GIRL 1] 1585 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,542 SO, LOOK AT THIS NEW BLUSH 1586 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,542 I JUST GOT. 1587 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,208 -[GIRL 2] ISN'T IT SO PRETTY? 1588 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,208 -[GIRL 3] SO PRETTY. 1589 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:36,709 -[GIRL 1] IT'S CALLED BERRY. 1590 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:36,709 -[GIRL 2] SO COOL. 1591 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:37,917 [GIRL 1] 1592 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:37,917 I KNOW, I LOVE IT. 1593 00:40:37,959 --> 00:40:39,917 WHAT ARE YOU DOING 1594 00:40:37,959 --> 00:40:39,917 IN MY ROOM? 1595 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:41,709 IT'S MY HOME OFFICE NOW. 1596 00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:44,166 -WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? 1597 00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:44,166 -MYSELF. 1598 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:46,917 ANYWAY, 1599 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:46,917 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST SEMESTER? 1600 00:40:46,959 --> 00:40:48,417 UH, INTERESTING. 1601 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,583 DID YOU MAKE ANY FRIENDS? 1602 00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:51,667 I THINK I DID. 1603 00:40:51,709 --> 00:40:53,709 INVITED 1604 00:40:51,709 --> 00:40:53,709 TO ANY HOLIDAY PARTIES? 1605 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,250 -NO. 1606 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,250 -I THINK YOU DIDN'T. 1607 00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,375 OH, YEAH. DON'T TRY TO MOVE 1608 00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,375 BACK INTO YOUR BEDROOM. 1609 00:40:58,417 --> 00:41:00,709 AS YOU CAN TELL, 1610 00:40:58,417 --> 00:41:00,709 IT'S MY HOME OFFICE. 1611 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,250 SO, I'M GUESSING YOU CAN 1612 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,250 SLEEP ON THE COUCH IN THE DEN. 1613 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:04,625 [SIGHS] 1614 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:04,625 WHERE'S MOM? 1615 00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:07,000 SHE'S AT A HOLIDAY LUNCH 1616 00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:07,000 WITH HER FRIENDS. 1617 00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:08,333 DOES IT LOOK GOOD? 1618 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,917 -[GIRL 2] IT LOOKS SO PRETTY. 1619 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,917 -YAY! 1620 00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:12,041 CHECK OUT THIS LIP GLOSS, 1621 00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:12,041 IT HAS A LIGHT IN IT. 1622 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,125 -SHOW OFF! CAN I BORROW? 1623 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,125 -[GIRL 2] OF COURSE. 1624 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,792 THANK YOU. 1625 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:19,667 -I LOVE IT. 1626 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:19,667 -[WOMAN] YOU ARE SO GOOD! 1627 00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:21,500 YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR WORK 1628 00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:21,500 IN A GALLERY. 1629 00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:23,166 OH, WELL, 1630 00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:23,166 I'M WORKING ON IT. 1631 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,333 OKAY, IT'S, UH, 1632 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,333 JAMES' M.I.T. FUND. 1633 00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:27,917 GALE, ARE YOU STILL PLANNING 1634 00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:27,917 ON LETTING YOUR EX 1635 00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:29,125 BRING HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND 1636 00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:29,125 TO CHRISTMAS DINNER? 1637 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:30,667 SURE. 1638 00:41:30,709 --> 00:41:32,083 WELL, I'M LETTING MY EX 1639 00:41:30,709 --> 00:41:32,083 COME TO CHRISTMAS DINNER. 1640 00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:33,625 -YEAH, BUT NOT WITH GIRLFRIEND. 1641 00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:33,625 -NO. 1642 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,417 WAIT, IS JUSTIN SEEING 1643 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,417 SOMEONE ALREADY? 1644 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:38,250 ALREADY? IT'S BEEN 10 MONTHS 1645 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:38,250 SINCE LEAH'S DIVORCE. 1646 00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:39,250 HE'S PROBABLY HAD LIKE 1647 00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:39,250 FIVE GIRLFRIENDS. 1648 00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:40,834 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1649 00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,291 I WANT TO KNOW NOTHING 1650 00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,291 ABOUT HIS DATING HISTORY. 1651 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,959 OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE 1652 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,959 OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER 1653 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,959 AGAINST YOU. 1654 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,208 OH, OKAY, IT WAS NOT 1655 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,208 A RESTRAINING ORDER, 1656 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:50,083 IT WAS A-- 1657 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:50,083 A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION. 1658 00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,417 A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION 1659 00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,417 TO STOP BREAKING INTO 1660 00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:52,875 JUSTIN'S NEW APARTMENT. 1661 00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:54,083 -I WANT MY CHINA BACK. 1662 00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:54,083 -[LAUGHS] 1663 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,458 WE NEED TO BE A LITTLE BIT 1664 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,458 MORE SUPPORTIVE 1665 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,917 AND GIVE HER SOME CREDIT. 1666 00:41:56,959 --> 00:41:58,208 SHE HASN'T BROKEN INTO 1667 00:41:56,959 --> 00:41:58,208 JUSTIN'S APARTMENT SINCE 1668 00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,875 SHE STARTED THE MEDICATION. 1669 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,458 I JUST CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE 1670 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,458 JUSTIN WITH A GIRLFRIEND. 1671 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,875 JUST SAYING THE WORDS, 1672 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,875 "JUSTIN'S GIRLFRIEND," BLEGH. 1673 00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:08,709 I THINK IT'S GOOD 1674 00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:08,709 THAT WE HAVE THE EXES 1675 00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:08,709 AT THE HOLIDAY DINNER. 1676 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,458 I MEAN, WE'RE ALL STILL 1677 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,458 A FAMILY. 1678 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,583 BUT YOU'RE DIVORCED. 1679 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,583 YOU'RE NOT A FAMILY ANYMORE. 1680 00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:15,583 -YES WE ARE. 1681 00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:15,583 -I MEAN, TECHNICALLY 1682 00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:15,583 WE'RE FAMILY, RIGHT? 1683 00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:17,917 AT LEAST, THE KIDS, 1684 00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:17,917 AND I DO LIVE WITH HIS PARENTS. 1685 00:42:17,959 --> 00:42:19,375 [LAUGHTER] 1686 00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,625 WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE 1687 00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,625 IT'S TIME THAT YOU 1688 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:23,500 FIND SOMEBODY NEW 1689 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:23,500 AND MOVE ON. 1690 00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,709 GUYS THAT ARE SINGLE 1691 00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,709 ARE EITHER TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD. 1692 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:29,041 OKAY, SO WHERE ARE 1693 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:29,041 THE AGE-APPROPRIATE MEN 1694 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:30,500 IN THEIR 40S AND 50S? 1695 00:42:30,542 --> 00:42:32,291 THEY HAVEN'T HAD 1696 00:42:30,542 --> 00:42:32,291 THEIR DIVORCES YET. 1697 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,458 I HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY 1698 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,458 TO MEET PEOPLE. 1699 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,417 OOH, SHARE. 1700 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:37,875 IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE." 1701 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:40,542 -[GASPS] 1702 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:40,542 -I'VE HEARD OF "JUNGLE." 1703 00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,959 YEAH, MY HAIRDRESSER 1704 00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,959 WAS TELLING ME ALL ABOUT IT. 1705 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,583 SHE SAYS THAT'S WHERE 1706 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,583 ALL THE GUYS ARE. 1707 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,667 YEAH, BUT I HEAR THERE 1708 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,667 ARE, LIKE, WEIRD CONDITIONS. 1709 00:42:45,709 --> 00:42:48,208 YEAH, AND THE CONDITIONS 1710 00:42:45,709 --> 00:42:48,208 ONLY POP UP ON YOUR PHONE 1711 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:50,000 IN TINY PRINT WHEN YOU'RE 1712 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:50,000 ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR DATE. 1713 00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:51,291 UH-UH, NOT A DATE. 1714 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:53,917 BUT THEY SHOW UP 1715 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:53,917 WHEN IT'S TOO LATE. 1716 00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:56,417 YOU KNOW, A REAL PIECE OF WORK 1717 00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:56,417 MUST HAVE MADE THAT "JUNGLE." 1718 00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,375 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1719 00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,375 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. 1720 00:42:58,417 --> 00:43:01,041 YOU DESERVE TO MEET 1721 00:42:58,417 --> 00:43:01,041 SOMEBODY ELSE. 1722 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:02,667 -YEAH. 1723 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:02,667 -TO "JUNGLE." 1724 00:43:02,709 --> 00:43:04,750 TO "JUNGLE." 1725 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,166 ...TO EVERYONE, 1726 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,166 FOR CHRISTMAS. 1727 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:13,917 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1728 00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:15,375 I THINK I HEAR DAD. 1729 00:43:15,417 --> 00:43:16,917 OH, I'LL GET HIS GIFT. 1730 00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:21,250 HEY, HEY, HEY! 1731 00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:21,250 THERE SHE IS! 1732 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,125 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! 1733 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,125 [SMOOCHES] 1734 00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:24,458 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY. 1735 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,875 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO. 1736 00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:27,625 -MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1737 00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:27,625 -SHE'S KINDA YOUNG. 1738 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:29,041 OH, SWEET JESUS. 1739 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,291 OH, ASHLEY, 1740 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,291 THIS IS TIFFANY. 1741 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,500 IS THERE A POWDER ROOM 1742 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,500 I CAN USE? 1743 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:32,917 I JUST WANNA CHECK MY FACE 1744 00:43:32,959 --> 00:43:34,750 -BEFORE I-- 1745 00:43:32,959 --> 00:43:34,750 -OH, YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE. 1746 00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,458 IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL 1747 00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,458 OVER THERE TO THE RIGHT. 1748 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:41,375 -UM, DAD? 1749 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:41,375 -OH, YEAH. 1750 00:43:41,417 --> 00:43:44,333 I DON'T THINK IS MOM 1751 00:43:41,417 --> 00:43:44,333 IS GONNA BE OKAY WITH... THAT. 1752 00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,875 OH, COME ON, 1753 00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,875 SHE'LL BE FINE. 1754 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,417 LISTEN, YOUR MOTHER AND I 1755 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,417 ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. 1756 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,959 MOM AND I 1757 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,959 HAD A COOL DIVORCE. 1758 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000 -OKAY. 1759 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000 -[LEAH] HELLO, HELLO. 1760 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:54,291 -MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1761 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:54,291 -HI! 1762 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,625 -HERE. 1763 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,625 -OH, THANK YOU. 1764 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,917 YOU CAN OPEN IT 1765 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,917 NOW OR LATER. 1766 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:02,166 HEY, THANKS FOR COMING. 1767 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:05,250 IT MEANS A LOT TO THE KIDS, 1768 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:05,250 AND TO YOUR PARENTS. 1769 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,083 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1770 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,083 THANK YOU FOR THIS, 1771 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,417 UH, WE GOT SOMETHING 1772 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,417 FOR YOU TOO. 1773 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,041 OOH. 1774 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,041 [CHUCKLES] 1775 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,000 YEAH, OKAY. 1776 00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:22,291 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SETTLED IN 1777 00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:22,291 TO MY PARENTS HOUSE HERE. 1778 00:44:23,667 --> 00:44:25,041 WE HAD TO SETTLE SOMEWHERE 1779 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,625 AFTER YOU BLEW THROUGH 1780 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,625 YOUR INHERITANCE 1781 00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:30,000 AND FORECLOSED 1782 00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:30,000 ON OUR HOUSE. 1783 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:32,834 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1784 00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:36,000 IT'S IN THE PAST. 1785 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:40,166 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1786 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:40,166 LET'S JUST HAVE 1787 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:40,166 A LOVELY HOLIDAY. 1788 00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:43,375 I AM FOR THAT. 1789 00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:44,834 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1790 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:48,000 UH. THIS IS SPECIAL CHOCOLATE 1791 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:48,000 FROM SWEDEN. 1792 00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:49,250 SWITZERLAND. 1793 00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:51,291 UM, ARE YOU 1794 00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:51,291 ASHLEY'S FRIEND? 1795 00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,959 -NO, I'M-- 1796 00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,959 -NO, NO, THIS IS TIFFANY. 1797 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,166 -UH, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 1798 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,166 -HE FOUND ME ON "JUNGLE." 1799 00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:02,875 I THINK I'LL GO KISS 1800 00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:02,875 MY MOTHER NOW. 1801 00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:04,875 HI. 1802 00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,250 THE DRESS IS A LITTLE HIGHER 1803 00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,250 THAN IN YOUR DAY 1804 00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:08,625 AND MY DAY. 1805 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,834 -I DON'T MIND IT. 1806 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,834 -OH, MY GOD. 1807 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,542 I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING THAT 1808 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,542 IT'S PROPER IN OUR DAY, 1809 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:14,792 BUT IT'S PROPER 1810 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:14,792 IN THEIR DAY. 1811 00:45:14,834 --> 00:45:16,166 WHAT IS HE THINKING? 1812 00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:17,834 I, UM-- 1813 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:22,375 I DIDN'T KNOW JUSTIN 1814 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:22,375 HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 1815 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:23,834 WE'RE KEEPING IT 1816 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:23,834 UNDER THE RADAR 1817 00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:25,542 SINCE 1818 00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:25,542 YOUR LAST BREAK-IN, BUT... 1819 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:27,458 [GIGGLES] 1820 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:27,458 ...NOW THAT I'M MOVING IN, 1821 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,625 -IT'S KIND OF PUBLIC. 1822 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,625 -MOVING IN? 1823 00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:31,792 YEAH! AND I WOULD LIKE 1824 00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:31,792 TO COMPLIMENT YOU 1825 00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:34,875 -ON YOUR TASTE IN CHINA. 1826 00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:34,875 -MY CHINA. 1827 00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:37,417 MM-HMM. THE PLATE SETTINGS 1828 00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:37,417 THAT JUSTIN HAS AT HIS 1829 00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:37,417 APARTMENT. 1830 00:45:37,458 --> 00:45:40,625 -YEAH, YEAH, THE LENNOX 1831 00:45:37,458 --> 00:45:40,625 WITH THE LITTLE PINK FLOWERS. 1832 00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,709 -AND DON'T WORRY, 1833 00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,709 I ONLY BROKE ONE DINNER PLATE, 1834 00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:45,709 BUT I'M GONNA BE SUPER CAREFUL 1835 00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:45,709 FROM NOW ON. 1836 00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:48,500 -THAT'S THE CHINA MY GRANDMOTHER 1837 00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:48,500 GOT US ON OUR WEDDING DAY. 1838 00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:50,583 -WELL, I THINK 1839 00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:50,583 SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE. 1840 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:52,542 -SHE'S LIKE 12 YEARS OLD, 1841 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:52,542 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1842 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,125 -YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. 1843 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,125 I'M GONNA DECORATE 1844 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,125 THE WHOLE APARTMENT 1845 00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:57,125 AROUND THE COLOR SCHEME, 1846 00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:57,125 SO, THANK YOU! 1847 00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,542 [KISSES] 1848 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:05,250 -YOU'RE WELCOME, 1849 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:05,250 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1850 00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:06,792 I MEAN, YOU'RE NAKED, 1851 00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:06,792 BUT... 1852 00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:09,375 [CHUCKLES] 1853 00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:09,375 ...YOU'RE WELCOME. 1854 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,750 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1855 00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:16,250 -NICE TO MEET YOU, TIFFANY. 1856 00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:16,250 -HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 1857 00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:17,917 ARE YOU ONE OF 1858 00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:17,917 ASHLEY'S FRIENDS? 1859 00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:19,458 -OH, NO. 1860 00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:19,458 -NO, MOM, THAT'S MY TIFFANY. 1861 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,000 [TIFFANY] EVERYONE KEEPS 1862 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,000 ASKING ME THAT. 1863 00:46:21,041 --> 00:46:23,959 -CAN I GET ANYBODY A DRINK? 1864 00:46:21,041 --> 00:46:23,959 WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? 1865 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,125 MAYBE SOME, LIKE... 1866 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,125 CHOCOLATE MILK. 1867 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:30,375 -UM, YOU GUYS GOING 1868 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:30,375 TO A CLUB AFTER DINNER? 1869 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:31,875 -I HOPE SO. 1870 00:46:38,458 --> 00:46:41,083 -I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE 1871 00:46:38,458 --> 00:46:41,083 TO THE ROOM, JAMES. 1872 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:47,625 UM, AREN'T YOU TAKING 1873 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:47,625 ANY TIME OFF FOR CHRISTMAS? 1874 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,125 -I'M TRYING TO CATCH UP 1875 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,125 ON SOME WORK. 1876 00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:55,000 -ALL RIGHT. 1877 00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:55,000 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. 1878 00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:56,417 -CAN WHAT? 1879 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:59,542 -WELL, I DON'T THINK 1880 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:59,542 YOU CAN CATCH UP 1881 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,208 WITH WHATEVER 1882 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,208 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 1883 00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,291 WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING 1884 00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,291 AT A COMPUTER 1885 00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:06,750 AND A PHONE ALL DAY. 1886 00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:12,208 -WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR? 1887 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:15,083 -WELL, 1888 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:15,083 I'M NOT SURE, 1889 00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:18,667 BUT I AM SURE THAT YOU 1890 00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:18,667 HAVE TO FACE PEOPLE 1891 00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:21,750 FACE TO FACE 1892 00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:21,750 TO FIND IT. 1893 00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:22,959 COME ON. 1894 00:47:24,834 --> 00:47:26,041 NAH-AH-AH. 1895 00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:36,500 -MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1896 00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:36,500 -MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES. 1897 00:47:36,542 --> 00:47:38,166 I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK. 1898 00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:41,417 I WANT YOU TO HELP ME 1899 00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:41,417 FACE THE FAMILY. 1900 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:44,208 LET'S GO DOWN THERE 1901 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:44,208 AND YOU TELL AUNT GILDA 1902 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:49,125 THAT YOU CAN'T SEE 1903 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:49,125 THAT SHE HAD ANY BAD 1904 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:49,125 PLASTIC SURGERY. 1905 00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:51,709 THE RUMOR IS 1906 00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:51,709 A DEER SHOT HER. 1907 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,166 [SUNNY WHISPERING] 1908 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,166 SWEETHEART, WHY DON'T YOU 1909 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,166 GIVE A TOAST? 1910 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,917 A SHORT ONE, 1911 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,917 A SHORT TOAST. 1912 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,792 OKAY, UM... 1913 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,792 A TOAST. 1914 00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:05,917 I'VE-- WHILE WE'RE TOGETHER 1915 00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:05,917 I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DINNER, 1916 00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:07,458 [PHONES CHIMING 1917 00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:07,458 AND BEEPING] 1918 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,917 THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT MORE 1919 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,917 THAN JUST EATING. 1920 00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:13,834 THESE TWO PEOPLE, 1921 00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:13,834 JACK AND KAREN 1922 00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:17,291 HAVE BEEN, REALLY, MY EXAMPLE 1923 00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:17,291 THAT I'VE LIVED BY. 1924 00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:18,875 [EXCESSIVE PHONE 1925 00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:18,875 CHIMING CONTINUES] 1926 00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,458 THEY'VE GONE THROUGH 1927 00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,458 SO MUCH TOGETHER, 1928 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,625 AND THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE HERE 1929 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,625 AND THAT WE'RE STILL TOGETHER, 1930 00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:28,166 IT'S THOSE THINGS THAT REALLY 1931 00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:28,166 MEAN SOMETHING IN OUR LIFE, 1932 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:31,625 THAT LASTS, THAT NOT THE THINGS 1933 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:31,625 THAT ARE MOMENTARY. 1934 00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:35,667 I'VE KNOWN MANY, 1935 00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:35,667 I'VE LIKED A FEW, 1936 00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:37,250 LOVED ONE, 1937 00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:38,375 AND HERE'S TO YOU. 1938 00:48:38,417 --> 00:48:39,583 -AWW. 1939 00:48:38,417 --> 00:48:39,583 -[WOMAN] AWW. 1940 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,875 MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1941 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,875 SWEETHEART. 1942 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:43,458 MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1943 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:43,458 EVERYONE. 1944 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,750 [ASHLEY] 1945 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,750 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1946 00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:46,875 AWW, MERRY CHRISTMAS-- 1947 00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:46,875 AWW, THANK YOU. 1948 00:48:46,917 --> 00:48:49,750 -THAT WAS SWEET, DAD. 1949 00:48:46,917 --> 00:48:49,750 -THAT WAS SO SWEET. 1950 00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:53,375 LET'S UH, EMBARGO THE PHONES 1951 00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:53,375 FOR DINNER, HUH? 1952 00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:55,500 SO, EVERYBODY 1953 00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:55,500 JUST GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. 1954 00:48:55,542 --> 00:48:57,208 I'LL TAKE YOUR PHONE. 1955 00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,166 THAT'S A GREAT PICTURE. 1956 00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,166 UH, THIS-- 1957 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,750 GIMME-- 1958 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,750 JAMES, JAMES... 1959 00:49:02,792 --> 00:49:05,208 I NEED YOUR PHONE, 1960 00:49:02,792 --> 00:49:05,208 WE'RE EMBARGOING THE PHONES. 1961 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:07,458 PLEASE ASHLEY, 1962 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:07,458 YOU CAN TALK LATER. 1963 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:10,792 UM, YOU'D ONLY TEXT ANYWAY. 1964 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:10,792 [LAUGHS] 1965 00:49:10,834 --> 00:49:12,291 UH, BILLY... 1966 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:19,750 PUT IT UP. 1967 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:19,750 NOT BAD, NOT BAD. 1968 00:49:19,792 --> 00:49:23,291 I CAN'T SEE MY FACE. 1969 00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:25,625 [SLURPS] 1970 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,625 I CAN'T SEE MY FACE. 1971 00:49:28,667 --> 00:49:30,709 HOW DO I... 1972 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:35,709 HEY, MOM! CAN I-- 1973 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:36,959 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 1974 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,500 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1975 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:42,375 I'M... 1976 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:42,375 [LAUGHS] 1977 00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:44,500 I'M TAKING A PICTURE, 1978 00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:47,166 BUT ARMS 1979 00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:47,166 AREN'T LONG ENOUGH, 1980 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,917 SO I NEED YOU 1981 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,917 TO TAKE IT FOR ME. 1982 00:49:48,959 --> 00:49:50,125 UM, WHAT IS IT FOR? 1983 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,000 OH, DON'T TAKE THAT, 1984 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,000 TAKE THAT. 1985 00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:54,291 IT'S FOR MY COLLECTION. 1986 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,500 OKAY, I'M NOT DOING IT 1987 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,500 UNLESS YOU TELL ME 1988 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,500 WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1989 00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:58,959 -I AM SCARED. 1990 00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:58,959 -DON'T BE SCARED, 1991 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 THERE'S NO NEED 1992 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 TO BE AFRAID, 1993 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:05,250 IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD. 1994 00:50:05,291 --> 00:50:07,917 [SNORTS, LAUGHS] 1995 00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:12,333 IT'S JUST A PICTURE. 1996 00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:12,333 READY? 1997 00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:17,500 [ASHLEY] READY? 1998 00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:17,500 ONE, TWO, THREE, WINE. 1999 00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:18,792 [PHONE CAMERA SNAPS] 2000 00:50:18,834 --> 00:50:21,208 OKAY, LET ME SEE. 2001 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,750 IT'S GOOD. 2002 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:27,959 CAN YOU PHOTOSHOP OUT 2003 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:27,959 ABOUT FIVE POUNDS? 2004 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,458 IS THERE AN APP FOR THAT? 2005 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,583 MOM, THERE'S AN APP 2006 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,583 FOR EVERYTHING. 2007 00:50:31,625 --> 00:50:33,583 OH, DOWNLOAD IT. 2008 00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,667 -OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE TO-- 2009 00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,667 -DOWNLOADING! 2010 00:50:35,709 --> 00:50:37,834 WAITING FOR THE BLUE LINE. 2011 00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,375 MOM, WE DON'T HAVE TIME 2012 00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,375 FOR THAT. 2013 00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:40,542 -NO. 2014 00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:40,542 -YOU TAKE THIS. 2015 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,625 -OKAY. 2016 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,625 -I'LL BE TAKING THIS. 2017 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:44,291 OKEY-DOKE. 2018 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,041 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 2019 00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,750 GOOD NIGHT. 2020 00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:50,542 I'LL SEE YOU MAÑANA. 2021 00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:52,667 I WILL SEE YOU-- 2022 00:50:52,709 --> 00:50:54,041 [THUD] 2023 00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:55,875 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 2024 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,083 WHAT'S UP, YOU BIG LOSERS? 2025 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,083 NO PLANS TONIGHT? 2026 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:04,709 NO, I'M STILL TIRED 2027 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:04,709 FROM YESTERDAY. 2028 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,417 I NEED A SPA VACATION 2029 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,417 AFTER AN EVENING 2030 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,959 TALKING TO AUNT GILDA. 2031 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,667 I'M STILL STUDYING 2032 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,667 FOR NEXT SEMESTER. 2033 00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:11,792 ONLY A PSYCHO DOES THE WORK 2034 00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:11,792 A SEMESTER AHEAD OF TIME. 2035 00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:13,208 [SIGHS] 2036 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,333 MOM, ARE YOU GOING OUT 2037 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,333 WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 2038 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,667 -UM, A NEW FRIEND. 2039 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,667 -WHO? 2040 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,083 I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, 2041 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,083 BUT WE'RE MEETING AT A CAFE. 2042 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,792 UH, WHERE DID YOU 2043 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,792 MEET HIM? 2044 00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:25,542 WELL, WE HAVEN'T 2045 00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:25,542 ACTUALLY MET. 2046 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,542 I DON'T THINK 2047 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,542 I CAN SAY MEET. 2048 00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,542 I'M SORRY, THERE'S A LOT 2049 00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,542 OF FUNNY CONDITIONS. 2050 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:30,709 CONDITIONS TO WHAT? 2051 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,750 TO WHAT I CAN SAY. 2052 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,750 [CHUCKLES] 2053 00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:35,625 ALL I KNOW IS HE REALLY LIKED 2054 00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:35,625 MY PHOTO PROFILE. 2055 00:51:35,667 --> 00:51:38,417 OKAY, WHAT PHOTO? 2056 00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:40,166 MOM! NO! 2057 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:43,250 IT'S OKAY, HONEY, REALLY, 2058 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:43,250 EVERYONE IS DOING IT. 2059 00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:45,166 I CAN'T BELIEVE 2060 00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:45,166 I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD. 2061 00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:47,250 OKAY, MOM, 2062 00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:47,250 I DO NOT APPROVE. 2063 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:50,458 OKAY, WELL, IT IS NOT FOR YOU 2064 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:50,458 TO APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE, 2065 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,041 ALL RIGHT? I'M GOING 2066 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,041 AND I WILL BE BACK LATER. 2067 00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:54,709 OKAY, WELL AT LEAST TELL ME 2068 00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:54,709 WHERE YOU MET THIS GUY 2069 00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:56,000 SO I CAN DO SOME RESEARCH. 2070 00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:58,667 FINE, IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE," 2071 00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:58,667 OKAY? 2072 00:51:58,709 --> 00:52:00,959 LOVE YOU BOTH! 2073 00:51:58,709 --> 00:52:00,959 BYE! 2074 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:09,125 WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING 2075 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:09,125 FOLLOWING MOM ON HER DATE? 2076 00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:11,709 IT'S NOT A DATE. 2077 00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:11,709 YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT. 2078 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:14,417 I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THAT 2079 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:14,417 YOUR MOTHER'S SEEING PEOPLE. 2080 00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,291 SHE NEEDS 2081 00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,291 TO GET OUT MORE. 2082 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,166 I JUST FLORENCE. 2083 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,166 I WANT TO MOVE THERE 2084 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:22,208 AND JUST IMMERSE MYSELF 2085 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:22,208 IN THE CULTURE AND THE ART, 2086 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:24,041 JUST THE SHAPES 2087 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:24,041 AND THE COLOR. 2088 00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:25,625 ALL RIGHT, SO WE BOTH 2089 00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:25,625 LOVE ITALY. 2090 00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:27,083 YOU LOVE ITALY, TOO? 2091 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:29,417 YEAH, YEAH, I CAN EAT 2092 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:29,417 PIZZA ALL DAY LONG. 2093 00:52:29,458 --> 00:52:31,291 LISTEN, I THINK WE KNOW 2094 00:52:29,458 --> 00:52:31,291 EACH OTHER WELL ENOUGH, 2095 00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:32,291 LET'S GO. 2096 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:34,000 ARE WE GOING TO EAT PIZZA? 2097 00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:35,875 NO, I'VE INVESTED MORE TIME 2098 00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:35,875 THAN I WAS PLANNING, 2099 00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:37,917 I'M NOT GONNA SPEND 2100 00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:37,917 MONEY ON YOU. 2101 00:52:37,959 --> 00:52:39,250 I CAN BUY PIZZA. 2102 00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:42,375 APARTMENT 754, 2103 00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:42,375 JUST FOLLOW ME, OKAY? 2104 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,792 -WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 2105 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,792 -THAT'S AGAINST THE TERMS 2106 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,792 AND CONDITIONS. 2107 00:52:45,834 --> 00:52:48,542 ARE YOU COMING? 2108 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:53,500 -NO, NO, I'M NOT. 2109 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:53,500 -[SCOFFS] I GOTTA GO. 2110 00:52:53,542 --> 00:52:55,250 MY NEXT APPOINTMENT'S 2111 00:52:53,542 --> 00:52:55,250 WAITING FOR ME. 2112 00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:57,375 BUT LISTEN, DON'T PLAY 2113 00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:57,375 SO HARD TO GET, LADY! 2114 00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,166 [SCOFFS] 2115 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,208 -YOU OKAY? 2116 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,208 -NO, IT WAS AWFUL, 2117 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,208 I WANT TO GO HOME. 2118 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,291 NO, NO, NO, LEAH, 2119 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,291 DON'T YOU DARE GIVE UP. 2120 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,417 -I WANT TO GO HOME. 2121 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,417 YOU JUST HAVEN'T MET 2122 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,417 -THE RIGHT ONE YET, OKAY? 2123 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:07,291 HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 2124 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:07,291 HERE, GIVE ME THIS. 2125 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:08,500 GIVE ME THIS, LET'S SEE. 2126 00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:09,834 OOH, YOU GOT SOME 2127 00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:09,834 NEW SWIPES. 2128 00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:11,375 -THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, HONEY. 2129 00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:11,375 -NO, NO. 2130 00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:13,083 OKAY, LET'S SEE, LET'S LOOK 2131 00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:13,083 AT THESE OPTION-- 2132 00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:16,375 OH! SIGH, INTERESTING. 2133 00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:19,000 OH, MY EX-HUSBAND, OKAY. 2134 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,709 -OH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 2135 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,709 -OH, HE'S CUTE. 2136 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:24,417 -YEAH! 2137 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:24,417 -GUYS, THAT'S JUSTIN'S 2138 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:24,417 COUSIN, BILL. 2139 00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:27,083 YOUR MOTHER'S 2140 00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:27,083 LEAVING THE CAFE. 2141 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,583 -SHE'S ALONE. BAD SIGN. 2142 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,583 -GOOD SIGN. 2143 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:35,000 -OUR WORK IS DONE. 2144 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:35,000 -IT'S JUST BEGUN. 2145 00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:38,583 CAN WE TAKE THEM HOME NOW 2146 00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:38,583 SO WE CAN GO OUT? 2147 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,000 OUT? 2148 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,000 IT'S 1:00 AM. 2149 00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:41,917 THAT'S WHEN THE CLUBS OPEN. 2150 00:53:46,542 --> 00:53:48,125 JAMES. 2151 00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,792 JAMES. 2152 00:53:51,834 --> 00:53:53,041 JAMES. 2153 00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:59,125 HONEY, GO TO BED. 2154 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,834 -WHERE'D YOU GO? 2155 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,834 -OUT. 2156 00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,333 NO, I MEAN, 2157 00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,333 AFTER THE CAFE. 2158 00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:07,166 YOU LEFT THE CAFE 2159 00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:07,166 HOURS AGO. 2160 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:10,625 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS 2161 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:10,625 AND WHAT TIME I LEFT? 2162 00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:12,458 NEW APP. 2163 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,000 OH. 2164 00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:16,792 -WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 2165 00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:16,792 -ABOUT WHAT? 2166 00:54:16,834 --> 00:54:18,917 ABOUT MEETING PEOPLE? 2167 00:54:18,959 --> 00:54:23,125 OH, WELL... 2168 00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:28,375 I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRAP 2169 00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:28,375 MY HEAD AROUND HOW THINGS ARE, 2170 00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:31,208 AND, UM... 2171 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,625 I DON'T KNOW, 2172 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,625 GET USED TO IT. 2173 00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:40,542 I LOVE YOU, JAMES. 2174 00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:42,917 GOOD NIGHT. 2175 00:54:42,959 --> 00:54:46,208 ♪ I NEED TO FIND OUT 2176 00:54:42,959 --> 00:54:46,208 SO I CAN SLEEP TIGHT ♪ 2177 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:51,000 ♪ MAYBE I'M OKAY ♪ 2178 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:56,125 ♪ WITH NOT 2179 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:56,125 SO PERFECT TODAY ♪ 2180 00:54:57,417 --> 00:55:00,500 ♪ NOT SO PERFECT TODAY... ♪ 2181 00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:03,041 -WHAT DID YOU DO? 2182 00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:03,041 -GET OUT OF MY ROOM. 2183 00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:04,583 IT'S MY ROOM NOW. 2184 00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,083 IF YOU COME 2185 00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,083 IN THIS ROOM AGAIN 2186 00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,083 WHILE I'M HOME 2187 00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,709 OR WHILE I'M AWAY, 2188 00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,709 I'LL SEND OUT A MESSAGE 2189 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:10,291 AND IT'LL GO VIRAL 2190 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:10,291 THAT YOU HAVE AN STD. 2191 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:11,959 OKAY, WELL, 2192 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:11,959 THAT'S A LIE. 2193 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,875 -I HAVEN'T EVEN-- 2194 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,875 -EVEN BETTER, A VIRGIN. 2195 00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,917 ABSTINENCE IS FAR WORSE 2196 00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,917 STIGMA IN PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL. 2197 00:55:17,959 --> 00:55:20,542 NOTHING WILL RUIN 2198 00:55:17,959 --> 00:55:20,542 YOUR SOCIAL STANDING FASTER. 2199 00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,166 WHO DO YOU THINK 2200 00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,166 YOUR REAL PARENTS ARE? 2201 00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:24,125 BECAUSE I CAN'T 2202 00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:24,125 SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT. 2203 00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:27,417 I SEE NOW THAT I'M A SOLDIER 2204 00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:27,417 STANDING IN A BATTLEFIELD 2205 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:28,875 ENGAGED IN A WAR FAR WORSE 2206 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:28,875 THAN ANY 18-YEAR-OLD 2207 00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:30,208 COULD EVEN FATHOM. 2208 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,583 OKAY, STOP THE SOLILOQUY, 2209 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,583 I GET IT! 2210 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,917 YOU WANT 2211 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,917 YOUR ROOM BACK, FINE! 2212 00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:36,583 BUT YOU'RE GONNA TURN 2213 00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:36,583 INTO A CYBORG. 2214 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:38,458 YOUR HAND AND THE KEYBOARD 2215 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:38,458 ARE GOING TO FUSE 2216 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,709 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE 2217 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,709 MORE EMBARRASSING 2218 00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:42,834 THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. 2219 00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,542 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 2220 00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:48,792 I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE, 2221 00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:48,792 BUT IN CASE MOM ASKS. 2222 00:55:48,834 --> 00:55:51,500 I HAVE SOME RESEARCH TO DO. 2223 00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:53,750 OKAY, UM, I'LL TELL HER 2224 00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:53,750 YOU WENT TO THE MALL, 2225 00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:56,750 JUST TO GIVE HER A LITTLE HOPE 2226 00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:56,750 YOU'RE WITHIN THE BELL CURVE. 2227 00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:58,291 I'M NOT GETTING PERSONAL, 2228 00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,417 BUT YOU KNOW I LIKE 2229 00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,417 TO KNOW EVERYTHING. 2230 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:03,375 -[LAUGHS] 2231 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:03,375 -JAMES! 2232 00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:06,083 HI, SWEETHEART. 2233 00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,166 -HEY. 2234 00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,166 -HI, GRANDMA. 2235 00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:10,917 YOU ALL KNOW JAMES, 2236 00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:10,917 HE'S HOME FOR HOLIDAY BREAK. 2237 00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:12,750 [GROUP] 2238 00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:12,750 HI, JAMES. 2239 00:56:12,792 --> 00:56:15,667 JAMES IS DOING RESEARCH 2240 00:56:12,792 --> 00:56:15,667 ON RELATIONSHIPS, 2241 00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:18,083 AND HE WOULD TO HAVE 2242 00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:18,083 OUR INPUT. 2243 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,333 UM, YEAH, SO I HAVE SOME 2244 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,333 QUESTIONNAIRES HERE 2245 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:23,166 THAT I'M JUST GONNA PASS OUT 2246 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:23,166 REALLY QUICK. 2247 00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:26,625 -YEAH. 2248 00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:26,625 -OKAY, THANK YOU. 2249 00:56:26,667 --> 00:56:30,458 SO, THESE QUESTIONS 2250 00:56:26,667 --> 00:56:30,458 I'VE PREPARED ARE BASED ON 2251 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,875 THE MORES OF THE '50S 2252 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,875 AND '60S, 2253 00:56:32,917 --> 00:56:34,583 SO, THEY'RE PRETTY 2254 00:56:32,917 --> 00:56:34,583 SELF-EXPLANATORY. 2255 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,834 OKAY, COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN, 2256 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,834 SWEETHEART. 2257 00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:40,792 LET'S SEE WHAT 2258 00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:40,792 JAMES IS RESEARCHING. 2259 00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:45,208 "HOW OLD WERE YOU WERE YOU 2260 00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:45,208 WHEN YOU FIRST HAD SEX?" 2261 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,875 [CHUCKLES] 2262 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,875 OKAY. 2263 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:51,625 LET ME THINK, UM... 2264 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:52,667 18. 2265 00:56:55,917 --> 00:57:00,208 "HOW MANY PEOPLE 2266 00:56:55,917 --> 00:57:00,208 DID YOU SLEEP WITH 2267 00:56:55,917 --> 00:57:00,208 BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?" 2268 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:04,083 OH. 2269 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:04,083 [CLEARS THROAT] 2270 00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:06,917 THIS IS AWFULLY 2271 00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:06,917 PERSONAL, JAMES. 2272 00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:08,834 GRANDPA, 2273 00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:08,834 I REALLY NEED TO KNOW. 2274 00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:11,834 YEAH, ME TOO. 2275 00:57:11,875 --> 00:57:14,834 WELL... 2276 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,583 [LAUGHS] 2277 00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:21,458 NONE. 2278 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:25,917 YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS 2279 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:25,917 MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART, 2280 00:57:25,959 --> 00:57:27,792 MY FIRST... 2281 00:57:27,834 --> 00:57:30,500 MY LAST... 2282 00:57:30,542 --> 00:57:31,875 MY ONLY. 2283 00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,875 -AWW. 2284 00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,875 -[ALL] AWW. 2285 00:57:34,917 --> 00:57:37,125 [CHUCKLES] 2286 00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:43,667 "DID YOU PERSONALLY KNOW 2287 00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:43,667 ANY GIRLS THAT GOT PREGNANT 2288 00:57:43,709 --> 00:57:47,250 IN HIGH SCHOOL?" 2289 00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:49,792 ONLY ONE. 2290 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:54,625 AH HERE'S ONE, 2291 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:54,625 "WHAT MADE A GIRL ATTRACTIVE?" 2292 00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,166 [CHUCKLES] 2293 00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,166 WELL, THAT'S EASY. 2294 00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:58,792 BIG, UH... EYES. 2295 00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:00,750 [MAN] 2296 00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:00,750 YOU CHICKEN! 2297 00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:02,750 I'M A ROMANTIC, 2298 00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:02,750 I LOVE BIG EYES, 2299 00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,542 THEY'RE THE WINDOWS 2300 00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,542 OF THE SOUL. 2301 00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:08,375 WELL, 2302 00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:08,375 I LOVE THESE APPETIZERS. 2303 00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:10,291 THANK YOU, 2304 00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:10,291 THANKS, JOHN. 2305 00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,875 PUT THAT ON MY LIST OF WHAT 2306 00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,875 MAKES A GIRL ATTRACTIVE. 2307 00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:16,166 MY TURN! 2308 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:20,333 "DID MEN EXPECT WOMEN 2309 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:20,333 TO SLEEP WITH THEM 2310 00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:20,333 ON THE FIRST DATE?" 2311 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,750 WHEN YOU'RE ENGAGED, 2312 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,750 IT'S KIND OF EXPECTED. 2313 00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:26,500 KAREN, IT WASN'T EXPECTED 2314 00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:26,500 IN OUR DAY. 2315 00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:28,917 YOU WERE JUST 2316 00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:28,917 THE TOWN SLUT. 2317 00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:31,709 UH, WOULD YOU BRING SOME 2318 00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:31,709 MORE OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS? 2319 00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:33,875 THEY'RE JUST GREAT. 2320 00:58:33,917 --> 00:58:36,709 SO, ARE YOU SAYING 2321 00:58:33,917 --> 00:58:36,709 IT WASN'T A CUSTOMARY THING 2322 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,709 FOR A GIRL TO BE 2323 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,709 PROMISCUOUS? 2324 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:43,041 NO, NO, NO, IT WASN'T CUSTOMARY 2325 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:43,041 FOR WOMEN TO BE PROMISCUOUS, 2326 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,458 I MEAN, YEAH, YOU KIDS 2327 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,458 REALLY HAVE IT MADE TODAY. 2328 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:49,125 JOHN! IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX, 2329 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:49,125 YOU KNOW. 2330 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:52,417 SORRY, SWEETHEART. 2331 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:56,208 "HOW DO YOU FEEL 2332 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:56,208 WHEN A MAN LEAVES YOU 2333 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:56,208 RIGHT AFTER SEX?" 2334 00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,166 -ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 2335 00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,166 -NO. 2336 00:58:58,208 --> 00:58:59,166 I WANNA KNOW WHERE 2337 00:58:58,208 --> 00:58:59,166 YOU'RE GOING. 2338 00:58:59,208 --> 00:59:00,792 NOWHERE! 2339 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:03,375 UH, JAMES, LET'S YOU AND I 2340 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:03,375 HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 2341 00:59:03,417 --> 00:59:04,625 COME OVER HERE JUST A SECOND. 2342 00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:06,458 LEAVE THE COMPUTER. 2343 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:11,583 WELL, UM, WOULD YOU LIKE 2344 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:11,583 SOME MORE LAYS POTATO CHIPS, 2345 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:11,583 CAROLYN? 2346 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,917 JAMES, WHAT'S WITH 2347 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,917 ALL THESE QUESTIONS? 2348 00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:17,917 I'M JUST DOING 2349 00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:17,917 SOME RESEARCH. 2350 00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:21,792 MY SEX LIFE IS INTEGRAL 2351 00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:21,792 TO THIS PROCESS? 2352 00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,959 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 2353 00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,959 RELATIONSHIPS. 2354 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,333 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 2355 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,333 HAVE ONE 2356 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:27,083 WITH A WHOLE HUMAN BEING. 2357 00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,583 THAT'S WHAT 2358 00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,583 I'M TRYING TO DO. 2359 00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:32,625 WELL, I DON'T KNOW 2360 00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:32,625 ANOTHER APP IS THE ANSWER. 2361 00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:36,250 I WASN'T PLANNING ON 2362 00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:36,250 MAKING ANOTHER APP, BUT... 2363 00:59:36,291 --> 00:59:38,417 WHAT OTHER APP? 2364 00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:41,750 I DON'T MY SEX LIFE 2365 00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:41,750 ON SNACK-CHAT, 2366 00:59:41,792 --> 00:59:43,208 OR ONE OF THOSE... 2367 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:45,250 WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 2368 00:59:45,291 --> 00:59:48,625 WHY WOULD I WANT 2369 00:59:45,291 --> 00:59:48,625 GRANDMOTHER ON SNACK-CHAT? 2370 00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:49,750 -OH. 2371 00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:49,750 -I HAVE AN IDEA. 2372 00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:52,041 OH, NO. OH, NO. 2373 00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,458 [LEAH] 2374 00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,458 HEY, HONEY! 2375 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,583 WHAT WERE YOU AND GRANDPA 2376 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,583 TALKING ABOUT? 2377 00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,083 OH, I GET IT, 2378 00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,083 BOY'S CLUB STUFF. 2379 00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:00,291 OKAY, WELL, THERE IS CHILI 2380 00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:00,291 IN THE KITCHEN 2381 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:01,625 IF YOU'RE HUNGRY. 2382 01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:04,750 -ARE YOU EATING? 2383 01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:04,750 -NO, I'M GOING OUT. 2384 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,709 -WHERE? 2385 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,709 -UM, I DON'T KNOW, 2386 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,375 I'M WAITING FOR A SWIPE. 2387 01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:09,750 MOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU 2388 01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:09,750 SOMETHING. 2389 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:10,875 -[PHONE CHIMES] 2390 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:10,875 -OH! I GOT A SWIPE! 2391 01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,667 NO, MOM, 2392 01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,667 DON'T TOUCH YOUR PHONE, 2393 01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:15,041 DON'T GO OUT TONIGHT, 2394 01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:15,041 OKAY? 2395 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:17,500 HONEY, YOU'RE GOING BACK 2396 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:17,500 TO SCHOOL, 2397 01:00:17,542 --> 01:00:20,792 I HAVE TO MEET PEOPLE, 2398 01:00:17,542 --> 01:00:20,792 I-- 2399 01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:23,458 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 2400 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,208 ANYWAYS, SHE'S CRAZY. 2401 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:33,959 HEY, BUT BACK TO WHAT 2402 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:33,959 I WAS SAYING, 2403 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,750 WE ARE PLANNING TO RELEASE 2404 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,750 A FULL BLOWN-- 2405 01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:39,125 -PUN INTENDED-- 2406 01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:39,125 -[LAUGHS] 2407 01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:40,709 VERSION OF THE APP 2408 01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:40,709 IN THE SPRING, OKAY? 2409 01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,875 AND WE ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTED 2410 01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,875 TO BE VALUED AT AROUND, 2411 01:00:42,917 --> 01:00:45,709 I DON'T KNOW, 2412 01:00:42,917 --> 01:00:45,709 $250,000,000. 2413 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:48,500 WHOO, AND THAT IS WHEN WE'RE 2414 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:48,500 GONNA TAKE IT PUBLIC, 2415 01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:49,667 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. 2416 01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:56,417 ♪ YOU COULD BE MY LOVE ♪ 2417 01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:58,583 ♪ STANDING IN THE LIGHT ♪ 2418 01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:02,417 ♪ WAVING TO THE PEOPLE 2419 01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:02,417 TO SAVE OUR LIFE ♪ 2420 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:07,417 ♪ I REMEMBER WHEN 2421 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:07,417 SHE WOULD ALWAYS SAY ♪ 2422 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,083 YOU MAY WANT TO CALL 2423 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,083 AN EXTERMINATOR FIRST, DUDE. 2424 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,583 THE APP HAS SOME BUGS 2425 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,250 NO, NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, 2426 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,250 ACTUALLY. 2427 01:01:13,291 --> 01:01:14,709 NO, MM-MM. 2428 01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:17,083 THE APP IS DOWN, MAN, 2429 01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:17,083 CHECK IT OUT. 2430 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:18,458 HEY, JAMES! 2431 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,667 CAN YOU COME SEE 2432 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,667 IF YOU CAN FIX THIS? 2433 01:01:20,709 --> 01:01:23,458 [JAMES] 2434 01:01:20,709 --> 01:01:23,458 FIX WHAT? 2435 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,542 MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING. 2436 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,166 I WAS ABOUT TO GET 2437 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,166 THE ADDRESS OF WHERE 2438 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:29,667 I WAS GONNA MEET UP 2439 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:29,667 AND THEN IT JUST-- IT'S GONE. 2440 01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:30,959 UH... 2441 01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:30,959 [CHUCKLES] 2442 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,875 ...ACTUALLY, NO, 2443 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,875 NO, THE APP IS NOT DOWN. 2444 01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:36,333 WE'RE JUST 2445 01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:36,333 WORKING ON AN UPDATE, 2446 01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:36,333 SOME BACK-END SHIT. 2447 01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:38,417 IT'LL BE UP REAL SOON. 2448 01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:38,417 A COUPLE OF DAYS AT THE MOST. 2449 01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:41,333 PROGRAM MUST BE DOWN. 2450 01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,291 WELL, I'LL JUST GO ON 2451 01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,291 ONE OF THE OTHER APPS, RIGHT? 2452 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,542 I'LL JUST USE SOME OF 2453 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,542 THE OTHER APPS. 2454 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:48,291 THE OTHER APPS. 2455 01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:50,750 YEAH, EXCEPT THEY'RE DOWN TOO. 2456 01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:51,875 WHAT'S WRONG. 2457 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,500 -THE APP. 2458 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,500 -THE APP'S NOT WORKING. 2459 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,667 -NO. 2460 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,667 -IT'S NOT? 2461 01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:56,041 NO, IS YOURS? 2462 01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,834 HEY, UH, DID ANY OF OUR GUYS 2463 01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,834 TAKE DOWN 2464 01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,250 ALL THE HOOK-UP APPS, 2465 01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,250 BY CHANCE? 2466 01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:01,250 MY PLANS FOR THE NIGHT 2467 01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:01,250 TOTALLY RUINED. 2468 01:02:01,291 --> 01:02:03,834 THAT WOULD BE 2469 01:02:01,291 --> 01:02:03,834 SOME SERIOUS DISRUPTION. 2470 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:06,875 JAMES, HONEY, 2471 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:06,875 IT IS THE DARNDEST THING. 2472 01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,959 LIKE, I TOUCH IT, 2473 01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,959 AND IT DOES NOTHING. 2474 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,792 IT JUST DOES NOTHING. 2475 01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:12,125 COULD YOU PLEASE FIX THIS? 2476 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,875 MOM, I'M FIXING IT, 2477 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,875 TRUST ME, OKAY? 2478 01:02:14,917 --> 01:02:16,500 I'M FIXING EVERYTHING. 2479 01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,333 CALL JAMES RIGHT NOW! 2480 01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,333 PRONTO! 2481 01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:19,959 YEAH, I WILL! 2482 01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:19,959 I NEED YOU TO STOP STRESSING. 2483 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,291 -WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 2484 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,291 -I'M SORRY. 2485 01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:22,917 EVERYTHING IS FINE, 2486 01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:22,917 YOU CAN RELAX. 2487 01:02:22,959 --> 01:02:24,041 DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THIS? 2488 01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:27,667 YEAH. I'M CALLING HIM. 2489 01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:27,667 JAMES... 2490 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:38,875 MOM, UH... 2491 01:02:38,917 --> 01:02:40,417 LOOK, I JUST WANT 2492 01:02:38,917 --> 01:02:40,417 TO LET YOU KNOW 2493 01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:44,375 THAT I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING 2494 01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:44,375 FOR ME AND ASHLEY. 2495 01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:46,458 TRYING TO BE FRIENDS 2496 01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:46,458 WITH DAD 2497 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,458 SO THAT WE DON'T FEEL LIKE 2498 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,458 WE'VE LOST OUR FAMILY, 2499 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,542 BUT I JUST WANT TO LET 2500 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,542 YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY 2501 01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:52,208 IF YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT HIM, 2502 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:55,834 AND IT'S OKAY IF YOU WANT 2503 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:55,834 TO START A NEW LIFE. 2504 01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:57,625 NOTHING'LL CHANGE BETWEEN US. 2505 01:02:57,667 --> 01:03:02,500 THANKS, GUYS. 2506 01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:05,834 I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT. 2507 01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:05,834 OH! WAIT! 2508 01:03:05,875 --> 01:03:07,959 I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW 2509 01:03:05,875 --> 01:03:07,959 I'M MOVING BACK IN 2510 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,667 -TO YOUR BEDROOM. 2511 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,667 -VIRGIN. 2512 01:03:09,709 --> 01:03:13,917 OCD. BUT I MIGHT MISS YOU 2513 01:03:09,709 --> 01:03:13,917 A LITTLE. 2514 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:18,333 HERE IT IS. 2515 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:18,333 IT'S TEA. 2516 01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,792 VERY SPECIAL CHINESE 2517 01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,792 HERBAL TEA. 2518 01:03:19,834 --> 01:03:21,291 IT WILL HELP YOU RELAX, 2519 01:03:21,333 --> 01:03:23,417 AND IT'LL HELP YOU GET 2520 01:03:21,333 --> 01:03:23,417 A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP. 2521 01:03:23,458 --> 01:03:25,583 TAKE IT. 2522 01:03:23,458 --> 01:03:25,583 BUT DON'T TAKE TOO MUCH. 2523 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,834 I MEAN, IT'S ALL-NATURAL, 2524 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,834 BUT I DON'T KNOW 2525 01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:28,208 HOW STRONG IT IS. 2526 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:32,959 BYE, SWEETIE. 2527 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,834 [PHONE RINGING] 2528 01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:39,125 WHO'S CALLING YOU? 2529 01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,125 I DON'T KNOW. 2530 01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:44,125 MUST BE IMPORTANT, 2531 01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:44,125 IT'S RINGING NON-STOP. 2532 01:03:44,166 --> 01:03:46,583 UH, YEAH. 2533 01:03:44,166 --> 01:03:46,583 YEAH, IT IS. 2534 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,000 -YO! 2535 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,000 -HEY! 2536 01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,375 -[POUNDING ON DOOR] 2537 01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,375 -[LANCE] "JUNGLE" 2538 01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,375 IS STILL DOWN, DUDE! 2539 01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:54,875 WHAT'S GOING ON? 2540 01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:57,000 YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET PAID 2541 01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:57,000 TO GET INTO M.I.T. 2542 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,458 UNLESS IT'S UP 2543 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,458 IN AN HOUR. 2544 01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,834 COME ON, JAMES, 2545 01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,834 THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY. 2546 01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:03,000 -[POUNDING ON DOOR] 2547 01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:03,000 -[WESLEY] YEAH, THE OTHER 2548 01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:03,000 HOOK-UP APPS ARE STILL DOWN. 2549 01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:04,375 [DANIEL] HEY, WE'RE GONNA 2550 01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:04,375 TIE YOU TO THE DESK 2551 01:04:04,417 --> 01:04:06,834 UNTIL YOU FIX THIS, BRO! 2552 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,625 WELL, I CAN UNLOCK IT 2553 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,625 WITH THIS. 2554 01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,792 HOW THE HELL DID YOU 2555 01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,792 LEARN HOW TO LOCK PICK? 2556 01:04:13,834 --> 01:04:15,041 MY CELLMATE TAUGHT ME. 2557 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:17,083 -OH, THERE WE GO! 2558 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:17,083 -WHOA-HO-HO! 2559 01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:18,583 CELLMATE? WHAT? 2560 01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:22,250 [POLICE SIRENS WAILING] 2561 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:29,583 HANNAH! HANNAH! 2562 01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:30,792 JAMES, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? 2563 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,000 I'M TRYING TO RUN 2564 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,000 FROM MY ROOMMATE 2565 01:04:32,041 --> 01:04:33,208 AND I NEED A PLACE TO STAY, 2566 01:04:32,041 --> 01:04:33,208 PLEASE. 2567 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:34,375 -LANCE? 2568 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:34,375 -YES. 2569 01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:35,500 OKAY, YOU BET 2570 01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:35,500 I'M HELPING YOU WITH THIS. 2571 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,000 -FOLLOW ME. 2572 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,000 -OKAY. 2573 01:04:45,959 --> 01:04:47,542 WAIT, HANNAH, HANNAH. 2574 01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:49,917 UM, ONE DAY I'M GONNA 2575 01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:49,917 DO SOMETHING 2576 01:04:49,959 --> 01:04:51,500 THAT'LL EARN 2577 01:04:49,959 --> 01:04:51,500 YOUR TRUST BACK. 2578 01:04:51,542 --> 01:04:53,625 JAMES, YOU DON'T HAVE 2579 01:04:51,542 --> 01:04:53,625 TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 2580 01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:56,583 -I'M OKAY WITH HELPING YOU. 2581 01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:56,583 -WHY? 2582 01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:58,625 WHY AM I OKAY 2583 01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:58,625 WITH HELPING YOU? 2584 01:04:58,667 --> 01:05:02,291 NO, WHY ARE YOU SO SHY? 2585 01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:06,166 IT'S OKAY. 2586 01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:06,166 YOU CAN TELL ME. 2587 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:09,083 JAMES, I HAD A REALLY 2588 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:09,083 BAD STUTTER, 2589 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,792 AND WHEN I GET NERVOUS 2590 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,792 AND I TRY TO TALK 2591 01:05:11,834 --> 01:05:13,834 IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE 2592 01:05:11,834 --> 01:05:13,834 SOMETIMES IT COMES BACK, 2593 01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:16,208 AND I DON'T KNOW 2594 01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:16,208 HOW TO STOP IT. 2595 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,542 IS THAT WHY YOU DON'T 2596 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,542 TALK MUCH IN CLASS 2597 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,792 EVEN THOUGH 2598 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,792 YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS? 2599 01:05:23,834 --> 01:05:25,792 YEAH. 2600 01:05:30,208 --> 01:05:31,792 -HI. 2601 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:34,834 WHAT ARE YOU TWO 2602 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:34,834 DOING TOGETHER? 2603 01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:36,959 OKAY, LOOK, JAMES NEEDS 2604 01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:36,959 A PLACE TO HIDE. 2605 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,709 ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS, 2606 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,709 HOPEFULLY. 2607 01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:42,542 MAYBE HE CAN HELP US STUDY? 2608 01:05:42,583 --> 01:05:44,875 HAVE A BETTER IDEA, 2609 01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:48,250 IF YOU MAKE US AN APP, 2610 01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:48,250 LIKE, "JUNGLE FOR GIRLS" 2611 01:05:48,291 --> 01:05:50,625 I JUST MIGHT LET YOU 2612 01:05:48,291 --> 01:05:50,625 STAY HERE. 2613 01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:52,166 IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 2614 01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:53,709 "JUNGLE" REALLY 2615 01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:53,709 MESSED ME UP. 2616 01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,500 GUYS, WE KNOW THAT LANCE 2617 01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,500 MADE "JUNGLE" 2618 01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,083 AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM 2619 01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,083 REGRET IT. 2620 01:05:57,125 --> 01:06:00,792 YES, AND I'M KIND OF 2621 01:05:57,125 --> 01:06:00,792 RETIRING FROM APPS FOR NOW. 2622 01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:02,542 OKAY, SO THE ANSWER IS NO. 2623 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:04,667 I MEAN, RIGHT AFTER 2624 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:04,667 I MAKE YOUR APP. 2625 01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:06,166 I THOUGHT HE WAS FIXING 2626 01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:06,166 "JUNGLE." 2627 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:08,000 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID 2628 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:08,000 HE WAS DOING, MAN. 2629 01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:10,750 WHERE IS HE, LANCE? 2630 01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:10,750 THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY. 2631 01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:13,333 YEAH, THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS 2632 01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:13,333 ARE STILL DOWN. 2633 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,917 OH, THIS IS BAD, 2634 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,917 THIS IS REALLY BAD. 2635 01:06:15,959 --> 01:06:17,375 SHOULD WE CALL 9-1-1? 2636 01:06:17,417 --> 01:06:20,000 THIS IS COMPLICATED SHIT. 2637 01:06:17,417 --> 01:06:20,000 HOLY CRAP! 2638 01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:25,041 -ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT? 2639 01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:25,041 -YEAH. 2640 01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:28,291 WELL, THERE'S MOLD ON IT 2641 01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:28,291 SO BE CAREFUL, BUD. 2642 01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,709 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2643 01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,709 -I'M JUST THINKING 2644 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:32,291 OF MAYBE WE DO SOME WAY 2645 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:32,291 TO ORGANIZE 2646 01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,917 ALL OF THIS INFORMATION. 2647 01:06:33,959 --> 01:06:37,083 -MAYBE REBUILD, OR-- 2648 01:06:33,959 --> 01:06:37,083 -YOU'RE GONNA REBUILD THE APP? 2649 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:39,041 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'LL HIRE 2650 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:39,041 SOMEONE TO DO IT, MAN. YEAH. 2651 01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:41,458 [LAUGHS] 2652 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,041 COME ON, MAN! 2653 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,041 IT'S MY CONCEPT, 2654 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:45,458 THIS IS FREAKING APP, 2655 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:45,458 IT'S JUST... 2656 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:53,750 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, SO JAMES 2657 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:53,750 IS HERE BECAUSE HE HAS AGREED 2658 01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:57,583 TO CREATE A RELATIONSHIP APP 2659 01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:57,583 FOR YOU GUYS, SO... 2660 01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:59,125 OKAY. 2661 01:07:01,834 --> 01:07:05,333 OKAY. UM... 2662 01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:09,250 GIRLS, HOW YOU DOING? 2663 01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:09,250 ARE YOU HAPPY? 2664 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:12,291 I MEAN, 2665 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:12,291 I LIKED MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. 2666 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,625 I MEAN, ARE YOU SATISFIED 2667 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,625 WITH LIFE? 2668 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:16,750 I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A TEST. 2669 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:16,750 SORRY. 2670 01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:20,542 HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE? 2671 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:23,625 BY LOVE, I MEAN LOVE. 2672 01:07:23,667 --> 01:07:26,834 NOT SEX. 2673 01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:30,667 HONESTLY? 2674 01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:30,667 NOT TOO GOOD. 2675 01:07:30,709 --> 01:07:33,417 MINE'S GREAT. 2676 01:07:30,709 --> 01:07:33,417 I'M NEVER LONELY. 2677 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:35,291 INVITED OUT EVERY NIGHT. 2678 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:39,083 HE SAID LOVE, NOT SEX. 2679 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:39,083 ZIP IT, HOOK. 2680 01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:42,166 DO YOU FEEL LIKE GUYS ARE USING 2681 01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:42,166 YOU AS JUST A PIECE OF MEAT? 2682 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:44,834 -THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. 2683 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:44,834 -ARE YOU A PSYCH MAJOR? 2684 01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:48,667 DO YOU WANT A GUY TO PURSUE 2685 01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:48,667 YOU FOR MORE THAN JUST 2686 01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:48,667 A SWIPE OF HIS FINGER? 2687 01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:50,291 [TOGETHER] 2688 01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:50,291 YEAH. 2689 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:53,041 ARE YOU SELLING SOME 2690 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:53,041 SPECIAL MAKEUP OR SOMETHING? 2691 01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:54,834 OR UNDERWEAR? 2692 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,792 NO, I'M NOT SELLING A SPECIAL 2693 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,792 KIND OF MAKEUP OR UNDERWEAR. 2694 01:07:57,834 --> 01:08:00,500 I'M TRYING 2695 01:07:57,834 --> 01:08:00,500 TO TURN THINGS AROUND. 2696 01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:02,959 GIRLS, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU 2697 01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:02,959 GET YOUR POWER BACK. 2698 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,792 WHAT KIND OF POWER 2699 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,792 IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 2700 01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:06,792 I DON'T KNOW, 2701 01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:06,792 BUT MAYBE HE'S ONTO SOMETHING. 2702 01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:10,166 LOOK, MY SPECIALTY 2703 01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:10,166 IS ALGORITHMS. 2704 01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:11,875 NOW, I KNOW THAT MAY NOT 2705 01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:11,875 SOUND LIKE MUCH, 2706 01:08:11,917 --> 01:08:16,208 BUT IN FACT ALGORITHMS 2707 01:08:11,917 --> 01:08:16,208 AND BIOLOGY WORK HAND IN HAND. 2708 01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:18,208 I HAVE THIS APP 2709 01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:18,208 AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE IT TO YOU. 2710 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:20,000 -I KNEW HE WAS 2711 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:20,000 SELLING SOMETHING. 2712 01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:22,291 -NO, I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING. 2713 01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:22,291 I'M HERE TO GIVE, NOT SELL. 2714 01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:24,959 -SO WHAT'S THE CATCH? 2715 01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:24,959 -THE CATCH IS... 2716 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,417 THAT IF I GIVE THIS APP TO YOU 2717 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,417 AND EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT WORKS, 2718 01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:31,500 THEN IT'S UP TO YOU 2719 01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:31,500 TO LET IT WORK. 2720 01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:33,291 -WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 2721 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,709 -SEE, IT MEANS THAT 2722 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,709 WHEN YOU'RE DATING A GUY-- 2723 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:38,291 -SWEETHEART, 2724 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:38,291 LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 2725 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,834 NONE OF US 2726 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,834 HAVE BEEN ON A DATE. 2727 01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:42,875 -WELL, SINCE WHEN? 2728 01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:42,875 -SINCE EVER. 2729 01:08:42,917 --> 01:08:44,000 NONE OF YOU? 2730 01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:46,000 -GUYS NOWADAYS 2731 01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:46,000 DON'T DATE YOU. 2732 01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:48,291 -THEY JUST SLEEP WITH YOU. 2733 01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:48,291 -THEN LET'S CHANGE THAT. 2734 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,959 -HOW? 2735 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,959 -WITH MY APP 2736 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,291 AND WITH YOUR COOPERATION. 2737 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,917 AND THE COOPERATION 2738 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,917 OF YOUR SISTERS 2739 01:08:54,959 --> 01:08:56,375 ON EVERY COLLEGE CAMPUS. 2740 01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:02,709 HANNAH? WHAT DO YOU THINK 2741 01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:02,709 OF THE IDEA? 2742 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:06,166 DO YOU LIKE IT? 2743 01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:11,000 -HONESTLY, NO, I DON'T. 2744 01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:15,125 I DON'T THINK THAT AN APP 2745 01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:15,125 IS THE PROPER SOLUTION 2746 01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:15,125 FOR RELATIONSHIPS. 2747 01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:20,583 I DON'T KNOW. 2748 01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:20,583 MAYBE I WAS JUST BORN 2749 01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:20,583 IN THE WRONG CENTURY. 2750 01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,333 [WOMAN] 2751 01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,333 I AGREE. 2752 01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,917 [WOMAN 2] 2753 01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,917 NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO CLUE 2754 01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,917 WHAT'S GOING ON. 2755 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,250 [DANIEL] 2756 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,250 OH, THERE HE IS. 2757 01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,709 -HEY, GUYS. 2758 01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,709 -WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN? 2759 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,709 UH, MEETING. 2760 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,667 HEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED 2761 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,667 UNTIL "JUNGLE" IS FIXED 2762 01:09:38,709 --> 01:09:40,291 -WHAT? 2763 01:09:38,709 --> 01:09:40,291 -YEP. 2764 01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,959 I'M TRYING TO GET IT BACK UP, 2765 01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,959 GUYS. 2766 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,709 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 2767 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:46,208 WHILE YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME, 2768 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:46,208 I'M GETTING DEATH THREATS 2769 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,959 FOR TAKING DOWN 2770 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,959 THE HOOKUP APPS. 2771 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,917 PEOPLE THINK I DID IT 2772 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,917 AS A PUBLICITY STUNT. 2773 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:56,959 THEY THINK 2774 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:56,959 THAT HE BUILT THE APP 2775 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,959 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T. 2776 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,959 THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. 2777 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,375 THEY THINK 2778 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,375 THAT I BUILT "JUNGLE." 2779 01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:01,917 THEY THINK THAT 2780 01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:01,917 I CAN TAKE DOWN THE HOOKUP APPS. 2781 01:10:01,959 --> 01:10:03,166 YEAH, YOU DIDN'T BUILD 2782 01:10:01,959 --> 01:10:03,166 "JUNGLE," THOUGH. 2783 01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,667 NO, I CREATED IT. 2784 01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,667 IT WAS MY IDEA. 2785 01:10:04,709 --> 01:10:07,667 -SHH. 2786 01:10:07,709 --> 01:10:10,959 JAMES, YOU NEED TO GET "JUNGLE" 2787 01:10:07,709 --> 01:10:10,959 BACK UP RIGHT NOW. 2788 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,166 OUR LIVES ARE ON THE LINE 2789 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,166 RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 2790 01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:16,333 AND ANOTHER THING. 2791 01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:16,333 DON'T JUDGE ME. 2792 01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:18,417 I'M STRESS EATING. 2793 01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:18,417 IT'S A REAL DISORDER. 2794 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:19,959 GOOGLE IT. 2795 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,583 -OKAY, CALM DOWN. 2796 01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:24,709 WE'RE JUST GONNA 2797 01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:24,709 TAKE A CHILL PILL. 2798 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:27,875 -GUYS, 2799 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:27,875 IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS, 2800 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:27,875 I'M GONNA NEED MY ROOM BACK. 2801 01:10:27,917 --> 01:10:29,709 -NO, WE ARE GOING 2802 01:10:27,917 --> 01:10:29,709 TO SIT RIGHT HERE 2803 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:31,709 AND WATCH YOU 2804 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:31,709 UNTIL YOU GET THIS DONE. 2805 01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:33,500 OKAY, IF YOU WANNA GET PAID 2806 01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:33,500 FOR M.I.T., 2807 01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:35,750 THEN YOU BETTER GET THIS THING 2808 01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:35,750 BACK UP AND RUNNING, STAT. 2809 01:10:35,792 --> 01:10:36,959 -NO, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS. 2810 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,542 -YOU'RE GONNA SIT RIGHT THERE 2811 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:39,750 AND YOU'RE GONNA WORK. 2812 01:10:39,792 --> 01:10:41,500 [IMITATES WHIP CRACK] 2813 01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:44,458 RIGHT NOW. 2814 01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:44,458 GO AHEAD. 2815 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,667 VAMOS. OH, NO, 2816 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,667 I'LL TAKE THAT. 2817 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:55,208 ALL RIGHT, 2818 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:55,208 GET TO WORK. 2819 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:57,583 NO, STOP IT. 2820 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:57,583 SPIT IT OUT. 2821 01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:00,959 YOU HAVE ANY MORE? 2822 01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:00,959 AH. GOSH, YOU'RE SO WEIRD. 2823 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,583 -LANCE? 2824 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,583 -YES. 2825 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:04,750 I'D LIKE SOME TEA PLEASE. 2826 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:04,750 WITH HONEY. 2827 01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:08,625 -YEAH, OKAY. 2828 01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:11,125 I MAKE HIM TEA AND HONEY 2829 01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:11,125 SO THAT HE CAN WORK. 2830 01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,667 YOU KNOW? HE'S SICK, 2831 01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,667 SO I DON'T WANT HIM TO... 2832 01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,917 -THAT'S CUTE. 2833 01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,917 -I'D DO IT FOR YOU GUYS. 2834 01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:20,458 -I'D LIKE THIS ONE, PLEASE. 2835 01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:22,291 MY MOM GAVE IT TO ME 2836 01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:24,125 SO I CAN STAY UP LATE 2837 01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:24,125 AT NIGHT. 2838 01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:25,625 IT KEEPS ME UP 2839 01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:25,625 SO I CAN STUDY. 2840 01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:28,208 -ALL RIGHT. 2841 01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:28,208 -OH, DOUBLE STRENGTH, PLEASE. 2842 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,834 YOU KNOW. 2843 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,834 I WANNA GET THIS DONE TONIGHT. 2844 01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:32,417 -OKAY. 2845 01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:37,083 -LANCE. 2846 01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:37,083 I'LL TAKE ONE, TOO. 2847 01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:38,709 JUST SO I CAN STAY UP, 2848 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:42,500 BE ALERT, READY TO POUNCE 2849 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:42,500 IF HE TRIES TO DO ANYTHING. 2850 01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:44,959 -[SNAPS FINGERS] 2851 01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:44,959 ACTUALLY, SIGN ME UP, TOO. 2852 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,291 I WANT ONE. AND SOME COFFEE. 2853 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,291 AND SOME DONUTS. 2854 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:52,583 -RIGHT. YOU WANT ME 2855 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:52,583 TO THROW ON AN APRON AND 2856 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:52,583 A STRING OF PEARLS, TOO? 2857 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,834 -AS LONG AS THE APRON SAYS 2858 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,834 "HOME, SWEET HOME." 2859 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:57,458 -YEAH? 2860 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:57,458 -YEAH. 2861 01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:00,291 -YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. 2862 01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:00,291 JUST WATCH HIM, OKAY? 2863 01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:00,291 -[DANIEL] YEAH. 2864 01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:53,417 [PASSES GAS] 2865 01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:59,834 OH, SHIT. HEY, WESLEY. 2866 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,500 HE'S GONE. WESLEY! 2867 01:13:01,542 --> 01:13:03,125 [MUMBLES] 2868 01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,291 HE'S GONE. 2869 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:06,125 -HUH? 2870 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:06,125 -HE'S GONE. 2871 01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,709 -WAKE UP! 2872 01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,709 -OH, WHAT? 2873 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:13,291 -HE GOT OUT! 2874 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:13,291 -COME ON, DUDE! 2875 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:23,667 HEY. LOOK. IT LOOKS LIKE 2876 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:23,667 I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAY 2877 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:23,667 THE NIGHT. 2878 01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:25,250 -WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 2879 01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:25,250 -WHAT? 2880 01:13:25,291 --> 01:13:27,375 WE HAD A BET ON HOW LONG 2881 01:13:25,291 --> 01:13:27,375 IT WOULD TAKE FOR YOU 2882 01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:29,000 TO TRY TO SLEEP 2883 01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:29,000 WITH ONE OF US, 2884 01:13:29,041 --> 01:13:31,083 ESPECIALLY 2885 01:13:29,041 --> 01:13:31,083 AFTER YOUR PHONY SPEECH 2886 01:13:29,041 --> 01:13:31,083 AND ALL. 2887 01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:33,583 WHAT? NO, THE SPEECH, THE APP, 2888 01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:33,583 IT WAS ALL REAL. 2889 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,750 -WHAT DO YOU WANT? 2890 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,750 -I JUST NEED A PLACE TO STAY 2891 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,750 FOR THE NIGHT. 2892 01:13:36,792 --> 01:13:39,166 SO, WAIT A MINUTE. 2893 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,458 YOU DON'T WANNA 2894 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,458 SLEEP WITH ME? 2895 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,542 NO, I NEVER-- 2896 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,542 NO, I DON'T-- I REALLY-- 2897 01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:44,166 I TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY. 2898 01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,917 I'M NOT GAY. 2899 01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,917 WHY DOES EVERYBODY 2900 01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,917 HERE THINK THAT? 2901 01:13:46,959 --> 01:13:48,959 -YOU LIKE GIRLS? 2902 01:13:46,959 --> 01:13:48,959 -YES, I LIKE-- 2903 01:13:51,834 --> 01:13:53,458 I LIKE HANNAH. 2904 01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:58,625 HEY, IT'S ALL SETTLED. 2905 01:13:58,667 --> 01:13:59,834 HE CAN STAY. 2906 01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:01,750 -COME ON. 2907 01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:01,750 -THANK YOU. 2908 01:14:01,792 --> 01:14:03,875 SERIOUSLY, LOOK, 2909 01:14:01,792 --> 01:14:03,875 I DON'T TAKE UP MUCH SPACE. 2910 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:06,041 I JUST NEED MAYBE 2911 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:06,041 A CLOSET OR SOMETHING. 2912 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,834 IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. 2913 01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:10,291 NO, THERE'S 2914 01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:10,291 A GUEST ROOM UPSTAIRS. 2915 01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:11,291 SERIOUSLY? 2916 01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:12,417 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 2917 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:14,625 AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING, 2918 01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:16,875 HANNAH WILL HELP YOU. 2919 01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:20,166 LOOK, AND IF ANYONE 2920 01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:20,166 COMES LOOKING FOR ME, 2921 01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:21,291 DON'T LET THEM IN. 2922 01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:23,208 I WON'T LET ANYONE IN. 2923 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:24,458 GOOD NIGHT, HANNAH. 2924 01:14:25,917 --> 01:14:27,875 GOOD NIGHT, JAMES. 2925 01:14:28,917 --> 01:14:30,583 OH, UH, HANNAH. 2926 01:14:34,959 --> 01:14:38,709 I'M... JAMES WILSON SINGER. 2927 01:14:40,166 --> 01:14:42,166 JAMES WILSON SINGER. 2928 01:14:44,166 --> 01:14:45,417 I LIKE THAT. 2929 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:51,041 GOOD. 2930 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:51,041 WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? 2931 01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:53,417 I'M HANNAH GRACE MARTIN. 2932 01:14:55,125 --> 01:14:57,458 THAT FITS YOU. 2933 01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:59,500 KIND OF EMBODIES YOUR EYES 2934 01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:03,041 AND YOUR HAIR AND YOUR HANDS 2935 01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:03,041 ALL IN ONE SENTENCE. 2936 01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:05,667 IT'S-- I DON'T KNOW, 2937 01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:05,667 LIKE A SONG. 2938 01:15:09,917 --> 01:15:11,417 GOOD NIGHT, JAMES. 2939 01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:14,917 GOOD NIGHT. 2940 01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:14,917 THANK YOU. 2941 01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:23,250 SO WHY CAN'T WE 2942 01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:23,250 LET THEM IN? 2943 01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:24,917 BECAUSE THEY WANT 2944 01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:24,917 TO KILL HIM. 2945 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,417 YEAH, WE GOTTA 2946 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,417 KEEP HIM ALIVE 2947 01:15:26,458 --> 01:15:28,542 SO HE CAN HELP US 2948 01:15:26,458 --> 01:15:28,542 FINISH THE APP 2949 01:15:28,583 --> 01:15:31,417 AND TEACH US HOW TO TAKE 2950 01:15:28,583 --> 01:15:31,417 OUR POWER BACK. 2951 01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:32,959 WELL, I GUESS 2952 01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:32,959 HE CAN SHOW US 2953 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,542 HOW TO MAKE GUYS 2954 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,542 TALK TO US 2955 01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:36,583 LIKE HE DID TO YOU. 2956 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:39,542 YOU KNOW, THIS SORORITY 2957 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:39,542 IS FINALLY TAKING ON 2958 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:39,542 A WORTHWHILE PROJECT, 2959 01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:41,917 AND I FOR ONE AM EXCITED. 2960 01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,583 STOP! STOP! 2961 01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,583 STOP! STOP! STOP! 2962 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:50,917 THERE HE IS, 2963 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:50,917 RIGHT THERE IN THE WINDOW. 2964 01:15:50,959 --> 01:15:52,250 COME ON. LET'S GO. 2965 01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,542 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 2966 01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:56,291 [GRUNTING] 2967 01:15:56,333 --> 01:15:59,000 LET US IN. 2968 01:15:59,041 --> 01:16:00,959 HEY, HEY, HEY. 2969 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,542 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 2970 01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:04,291 WE WANT JAMES. 2971 01:16:04,333 --> 01:16:05,750 BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. 2972 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:08,458 CAN YOU JUST LET US 2973 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:08,458 INTO THE HOUSE? PLEASE? 2974 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,333 NO, I CAN'T 2975 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,333 AND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, 2976 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:11,875 I'M GONNA CALL 2977 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:11,875 CAMPUS SECURITY. 2978 01:16:11,917 --> 01:16:14,333 OH, REALLY? WELL, 2979 01:16:11,917 --> 01:16:14,333 WE HAVE A KEY TO THIS SORORITY. 2980 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,458 ONE OF YOU BIMBOS GAVE IT TO ME, 2981 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,458 IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 2982 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,875 WELL, THEN COME RIGHT IN, 2983 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,875 SWEETHEART. 2984 01:16:18,917 --> 01:16:21,542 [WESLEY WHIMPERING] 2985 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:24,625 YOU WANT HIM, 2986 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:24,625 COME AND GET HIM. 2987 01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:28,625 YOU KNOW WHAT? 2988 01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:28,625 W-WE GOT THIS THING 2989 01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:28,625 WITH THE STUFF. 2990 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,291 SO WE'RE GONNA 2991 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,291 JUST HEAD OUT, 2992 01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:32,583 BUT IT'S GOOD TO 2993 01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:32,583 SEE YOU. 2994 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,250 YOU KNOW WHAT? 2995 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,250 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIRLS COULD 2996 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,250 USE YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP ANYWAY. 2997 01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,792 SO WE'RE JUST GONNA... 2998 01:16:36,834 --> 01:16:38,792 YOU LOOK-- 2999 01:16:36,834 --> 01:16:38,792 YOU LOOK GOOD. 3000 01:16:38,834 --> 01:16:40,250 -WESLEY! 3001 01:16:38,834 --> 01:16:40,250 -[SCREAMS] 3002 01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:41,959 OKAY, LADIES, 3003 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,834 HOW ABOUT 3004 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,834 WE JUST TALK THIS OUT 3005 01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,000 OVER BREAKFAST TOMORROW ON ME. 3006 01:16:45,041 --> 01:16:46,500 COFFEE AND BAGELS, LANCE? 3007 01:16:46,542 --> 01:16:48,500 HOW ABOUT A GIFT CARD 3008 01:16:46,542 --> 01:16:48,500 TO BAGEL BOYS. 3009 01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:49,750 [LANCE] 3010 01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:49,750 THEY'RE INSANE. RUN! 3011 01:16:49,792 --> 01:16:52,291 -[SCREAMING] 3012 01:16:49,792 --> 01:16:52,291 -DANIEL: DON'T TOUCH ME! 3013 01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:56,500 COFFEE AND BAGELS. 3014 01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:04,458 WHAT DID YOU SHOCK ME 3015 01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:04,458 LIKE THAT FOR? 3016 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,291 I HAVE INTERNAL BLEEDING. 3017 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,625 LANCE, 3018 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,625 THOSE FEMALES HATE YOU. 3019 01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:14,333 THEY HATE US. NOT ME. 3020 01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:14,333 WHAT IS THAT? 3021 01:17:17,417 --> 01:17:18,875 OKAY, WHAT THE EFF 3022 01:17:17,417 --> 01:17:18,875 HAPPENED BACK THERE? 3023 01:17:18,917 --> 01:17:21,083 I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT? 3024 01:17:18,917 --> 01:17:21,083 WHAT WERE THEY DOING? 3025 01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:22,917 I DON'T KNOW. 3026 01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:22,917 WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME? 3027 01:17:22,959 --> 01:17:23,959 I DON'T KNOW. 3028 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,458 I KNOW. 3029 01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,291 WHAT-- WHAT? 3030 01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,291 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 3031 01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,166 BRO, IT'S OBVIOUS. 3032 01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,166 OKAY? 3033 01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:31,125 ONE, ALL THE HOOKUP APPS 3034 01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:31,125 ARE DOWN. 3035 01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,417 TWO, JAMES IS NOW LIVING 3036 01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,417 IN A SORORITY HOUSE. 3037 01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:34,834 JUST PUT THEM TOGETHER. 3038 01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:36,542 YOU THINK THOSE 3039 01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:36,542 ARE ACTUALLY CONNECTED HERE? 3040 01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:38,250 OF COURSE. 3041 01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:40,083 OH, YEAH, 3042 01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:40,083 THERE'S A CONNECTION. 3043 01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:42,250 HE'S GOT ALL THE CHICKS, 3044 01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:42,250 AND WE DON'T. 3045 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,291 WHAT IF HE'S JUST, 3046 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,291 YOU KNOW, 3047 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,458 WORKING ON SOMETHING 3048 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,458 FOR US. 3049 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,083 HE'S A GENIUS. 3050 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,083 THIS COULD BE SOMETHING BIGGER 3051 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,083 AND BETTER FOR ALL OF US. 3052 01:17:49,125 --> 01:17:50,333 THAT'S STUPID, LANCE. 3053 01:17:49,125 --> 01:17:50,333 STUPID. 3054 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:51,917 HE WANTS 3055 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:51,917 ALL THE GIRLS TO HIMSELF. 3056 01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:53,500 HE'S GREEDY LIKE THAT. 3057 01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:55,542 OH, MY GOD. 3058 01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:55,542 THEY, LIKE, LOVE HIM. 3059 01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,000 I KNOW. DID YOU SEE 3060 01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,000 THE WAY THAT THEY 3061 01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:59,375 THREW THOSE WEAPONS OUT 3062 01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:59,375 JUST TO DEFEND HIM? 3063 01:17:59,417 --> 01:18:00,875 BRO, THOSE WEAPONS 3064 01:17:59,417 --> 01:18:00,875 WERE TO KILL US. 3065 01:18:00,917 --> 01:18:03,959 THAT HAIR BRUSH 3066 01:18:00,917 --> 01:18:03,959 WAS TO BEAT US, MAIM US. 3067 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,834 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, 3068 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,834 I THINK THOSE ARE 3069 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,834 THE SAME THING. 3070 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:11,125 OKAY, LOOK. 3071 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:11,125 WE NEED A NEW PLAN, OBVIOUSLY. 3072 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,542 -YEAH, I'll FIGURE ONE OUT-- 3073 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,542 -SHH. 3074 01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:14,583 NO. NO, NO, NO, 3075 01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:14,583 YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT, OKAY? 3076 01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,375 JAMES IS NOW LIVING 3077 01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,375 IN THE SORORITY HOUSE. 3078 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:17,625 WE CALL THEM 3079 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:17,625 SORORITY SISTERS. 3080 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:19,291 THEY'RE ALL OF 3081 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:19,291 THE TEAM CAPTAINS. 3082 01:18:19,333 --> 01:18:20,750 ALL BY HIMSELF. 3083 01:18:20,792 --> 01:18:23,500 HE'S IN THERE 3084 01:18:20,792 --> 01:18:23,500 WITH ALL OF THEM BY HIMSELF. 3085 01:18:23,542 --> 01:18:25,917 AND GUESS WHERE WE ARE? 3086 01:18:23,542 --> 01:18:25,917 WE'RE OUT HERE. 3087 01:18:25,959 --> 01:18:27,458 AS A RESULT OF YOUR PLAN, 3088 01:18:25,959 --> 01:18:27,458 LANCE, 3089 01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:30,875 WE'RE IN ICE. 3090 01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:30,875 FRIGID COLD. OKAY? 3091 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,583 WE WILL MAKE A NEW PLAN, 3092 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,583 OKAY? 3093 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,625 -FINE. 3094 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,625 -GOT IT. 3095 01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:38,500 -I HAVE AN IDEA. 3096 01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:38,500 -LET'S GO. 3097 01:18:38,542 --> 01:18:41,083 IT'S GONNA INVOLVE TWO CATS, 3098 01:18:38,542 --> 01:18:41,083 A PARACHUTE, AND A PLANE. 3099 01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,166 GOD, MELODY HASN'T 3100 01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,166 TEXTED ME BACK SINCE-- 3101 01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,166 [LANCE] 3102 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:47,500 [WESLEY] 3103 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:47,500 NO ONE CARES. JUST STOP. 3104 01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:48,542 HEY, RACHEL. 3105 01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:50,333 SO WE STILL DOWN FOR TONIGHT? 3106 01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,750 IF YOU WANNA SEE ME, 3107 01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,750 WESLEY, 3108 01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:53,291 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 3109 01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:53,291 TO ASK ME OUT 3110 01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:55,333 ONE WEEK IN ADVANCE 3111 01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:55,333 AND TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER 3112 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,083 SO WE CAN TALK 3113 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,083 AND GET TO KNOW 3114 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,083 EACH OTHER BETTER. 3115 01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,208 -LAUREN, WE STILL ON 3116 01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,208 FOR TONIGHT? 3117 01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,208 -WHAT?! 3118 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:02,083 -FOR WHAT? 3119 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:02,083 -FOR WHAT? YOU KNOW FOR WHAT. 3120 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:02,083 COME ON NOW. 3121 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,834 THE FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS 3122 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,834 PROGRAM HAS OFFICIALLY 3123 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,834 BEEN DISCONTINUED. 3124 01:19:04,875 --> 01:19:07,417 TRY FLATTERY. 3125 01:19:04,875 --> 01:19:07,417 THAT'S ON WOMEN SINCE EVE. 3126 01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:09,959 YOU LOOK SO NICE, RACHEL. 3127 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,166 WHAT DID I TELL YOU, LAUREN. 3128 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,166 BOTOX HELPS. 3129 01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:14,250 NOW I SEE YOU FINALLY LOST 3130 01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:14,250 THOSE FIVE POUNDS 3131 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,417 YOU WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT, 3132 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,417 MELODY. 3133 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:17,834 WHAT? 3134 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:17,834 IT'S A COMPLEMENT. 3135 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,542 NO, IT WASN'T. 3136 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,542 MINE WAS. 3137 01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:21,542 WE JUST-- WE NEED TO FORGET 3138 01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:21,542 ABOUT WOMEN FOR A WHILE 3139 01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:25,250 BECAUSE MY GRADE IN CS 3140 01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:25,250 DEPENDS HIGHLY ON THIS APP. 3141 01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:28,333 THAT YOU'RE WORKING 3142 01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:28,333 ON AN UPDATE. 3143 01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:28,333 OKAY, JUST TELL THEM 3144 01:19:28,375 --> 01:19:29,750 "JUNGLE" 2.0. 3145 01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:33,208 OKAY. 3146 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,625 NICE, JAMES. 3147 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,625 GOOD. 3148 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:39,542 HEY, LANCE, WHAT'S GOING ON 3149 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:39,542 WITH "JUNGLE"? 3150 01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:44,041 UM, UH... 3151 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,083 WE'RE WORKING 3152 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,083 ON AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW, 3153 01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:47,917 AND THE NEW AND IMPROVED 3154 01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:47,917 VERSION OF "JUNGLE" 3155 01:19:47,959 --> 01:19:49,458 WILL BE RELEASED 3156 01:19:47,959 --> 01:19:49,458 AS SOON AS IT'S DONE. 3157 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,583 WHY DON'T YOU JUST 3158 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,583 SHARE WITH THE CLASS 3159 01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:53,542 THE WORKFLOW PROCESS 3160 01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:53,542 IT TAKES 3161 01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:55,542 TO DEBUG AND DEVELOP 3162 01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:55,542 AN UPDATE? 3163 01:19:55,583 --> 01:19:56,709 THE ONLY THING IS THAT-- 3164 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,417 SPEAK UP, LANCE. 3165 01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:02,000 THE REST OF THE CLASS 3166 01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:02,000 WANTS TO TAKE DETAILED NOTES. 3167 01:20:02,041 --> 01:20:06,709 WELL, THAT WOULD BE IN VIOLATION 3168 01:20:02,041 --> 01:20:06,709 OF THE NDA THAT WE AGREED. 3169 01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,250 I EXPECT BY THE END OF TODAY 3170 01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:10,000 TO HAVE A FULL-PAGE OUTLINE 3171 01:20:10,041 --> 01:20:11,667 OF YOUR WORKFLOW PROCESS. 3172 01:20:10,041 --> 01:20:11,667 ALL RIGHT? 3173 01:20:11,709 --> 01:20:14,625 WAIT, AND SORRY. 3174 01:20:11,709 --> 01:20:14,625 I FORGET. 3175 01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:17,250 DID YOU TELL ME THAT NASA 3176 01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:17,250 COMMISSIONED "JUNGLE"? 3177 01:20:17,291 --> 01:20:19,166 MM-HMM, YEAH, 3178 01:20:17,291 --> 01:20:19,166 THAT'S RIGHT. 3179 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,041 YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT 3180 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,041 WILL PROBABLY BE WHAT, 3181 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:23,875 STUDYING THE MATING RITUALS 3182 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:23,875 ON MARS? 3183 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:29,000 ALL RIGHT, 3184 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:29,000 THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, CLASS. 3185 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:29,000 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 3186 01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:43,125 THERE THEY ARE. 3187 01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:45,417 I THINK WE SHOULD 3188 01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:45,417 CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE. 3189 01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:48,041 -WHAT? 3190 01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:48,041 -YEAH. 3191 01:20:48,083 --> 01:20:51,041 TELL THE WORLD 3192 01:20:48,083 --> 01:20:51,041 WHO REALLY CREATED "JUNGLE." 3193 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:53,542 SMART. SMART. 3194 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,917 HEY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 3195 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,917 POPS, 3196 01:20:54,959 --> 01:20:58,542 WHAT'S THE NUMBER 3197 01:20:54,959 --> 01:20:58,542 TO YOUR PUBLICIST? 3198 01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,500 I GOT SOME ROCKIN' NEWS 3199 01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,500 I WANNA TELL THEM. 3200 01:21:02,417 --> 01:21:05,542 YEAH, OKAY, PRE-MED'S FINE. 3201 01:21:02,417 --> 01:21:05,542 THANKS FOR ASKING. 3202 01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:08,917 ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. 3203 01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:08,917 JUST TEXT ME THE NUMBER. 3204 01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:08,917 YEAH. BYE. 3205 01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:14,041 HE HAS TO TAKE ME 3206 01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:14,041 TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 3207 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,250 AND NOT ASK ME FOR MY CREDIT 3208 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,250 CARD SO I CAN PAY FOR IT. 3209 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:19,333 AND NOT ASK THE WAITRESS 3210 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:19,333 FOR HER NUMBER IN FRONT OF ME. 3211 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,000 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA 3212 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,000 CALL THE APP, JAMES? 3213 01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,083 WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK 3214 01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,083 OF "EVE"? 3215 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,917 EVE. 3216 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,917 THE FIRST WOMAN. 3217 01:21:29,709 --> 01:21:35,500 HANNAH, WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE 3218 01:21:29,709 --> 01:21:35,500 TO DO TO EARN YOUR TRUST? 3219 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:39,250 A GUY SHOULD BE HONEST. 3220 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:42,166 IF HE'S A LIAR, 3221 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:42,166 THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER. 3222 01:21:42,208 --> 01:21:43,792 HE SHOULD TELL ME THE TRUTH 3223 01:21:43,834 --> 01:21:46,458 REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT 3224 01:21:43,834 --> 01:21:46,458 WILL HURT MY FEELINGS OR NOT. 3225 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,917 ISN'T THAT A LITTLE UNREALISTIC, 3226 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,917 THOUGH, HANNAH? 3227 01:21:48,959 --> 01:21:51,834 OKAY, CLEARLY WE UNDERESTIMATED 3228 01:21:48,959 --> 01:21:51,834 JAMES HERE, LIKE, BIG TIME. 3229 01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,917 NO, IT'S CLEAR 3230 01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,917 THAT JAMES IS A DICK 3231 01:21:53,959 --> 01:21:55,625 AND A BACKSTABBER. 3232 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,542 WHAT DO YOU THINK 3233 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,542 MAKES HIM TICK? 3234 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:06,625 -UM, THAT NERDY CHICK, 3235 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:06,625 FOUR-EYES-- 3236 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:06,625 -HANNAH. 3237 01:22:06,667 --> 01:22:07,750 YEAH, YEAH, HANNAH. 3238 01:22:07,792 --> 01:22:09,125 WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER? 3239 01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,959 WELL, HER FULL NAME'S 3240 01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,959 HANNAH MARTIN, 3241 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,083 AND SHE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE. 3242 01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:16,041 NO, SHE KEEPS A "NO" PROFILE. 3243 01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:17,917 SHE'S NOT ON ANY 3244 01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:17,917 OF THE DATING APPS. 3245 01:22:17,959 --> 01:22:19,208 NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 3246 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,166 NO, NO, NO, 3247 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,166 IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE. 3248 01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:22,583 IT'S VERY POSSIBLE. 3249 01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:24,250 SHE'S OFF THE GRID. 3250 01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:31,417 [PHONE CHIRPING] 3251 01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,000 OKAY, LADIES, 3252 01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:34,709 EVERYONE TURN OFF 3253 01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:34,709 THEIR CELL PHONES, 3254 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,542 THEIR TABLETS, 3255 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,542 AND THEIR LAPTOPS. 3256 01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:39,208 WE'RE GONNA TRY 3257 01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:39,208 OUR VERY BEST TO CONCENTRATE-- 3258 01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:42,375 -[PHONE DINGS] 3259 01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:42,375 -...ON JAMES 3260 01:22:42,417 --> 01:22:44,667 BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING'S 3261 01:22:42,417 --> 01:22:44,667 VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL US. 3262 01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:46,083 HE'S BEEN STUDYING US 3263 01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,917 AND LISTENING 3264 01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,917 TO WHAT WE WANT FROM MEN, 3265 01:22:47,959 --> 01:22:50,208 AND HE'S 3266 01:22:47,959 --> 01:22:50,208 ABOUT TO REVEAL TO US 3267 01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:52,542 TO ULTIMATE APP. 3268 01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:53,917 WHERE'S HANNAH? 3269 01:22:53,959 --> 01:22:55,333 SHE SAID SHE'S GONNA BE LATE, 3270 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:57,291 SO WE CAN GO AHEAD 3271 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:57,291 AND START WITHOUT HER. 3272 01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:59,375 OKAY. 3273 01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:04,792 LADIES, IT'S BEEN 3274 01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:04,792 A REAL EYE-OPENER LIVING 3275 01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:04,792 WITH YOU ALL THESE DAYS. 3276 01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:07,959 AND I THINK IF FINALLY 3277 01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:07,959 DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE 3278 01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:07,959 DATING APP, 3279 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,875 AND I'D LIKE TO PRESENT IT 3280 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,875 TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 3281 01:23:09,917 --> 01:23:13,291 NEWS FLASH, 3282 01:23:09,917 --> 01:23:13,291 THE HOOKUP APPS ARE BACK UP. 3283 01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,959 -YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED 3284 01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,959 TO HAVE YOUR PHONE ON. 3285 01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,959 -GET OFF OF ME. 3286 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,333 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 3287 01:23:18,375 --> 01:23:19,750 WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JAMES 3288 01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:21,709 AND DECIDE 3289 01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:21,709 WHICH APP IS BETTER. 3290 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:29,333 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3291 01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,625 YOU ARE THE APP. 3292 01:23:31,667 --> 01:23:36,166 LOOK, I KNOW ALGORITHMS. 3293 01:23:31,667 --> 01:23:36,166 I KNOW BIOLOGY. 3294 01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:38,959 BUT THERE'S NOTHING 3295 01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:38,959 THAT I CAN CODE, INVENT, 3296 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,709 OR CREATE 3297 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:45,208 THAT EQUALS WHAT GOD HAS 3298 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:45,208 ALREADY CREATED INSIDE OF YOU. 3299 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:48,000 JAMES, THE GUYS DECIDE 3300 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:48,000 WHICH APPS RULE. 3301 01:23:48,041 --> 01:23:50,959 NO, SEE, 3302 01:23:48,041 --> 01:23:50,959 THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 3303 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,583 YOU DECIDE. 3304 01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:54,375 IF NONE OF THE GIRLS 3305 01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:54,375 ARE ON THE APPS, 3306 01:23:54,417 --> 01:23:57,083 WHERE ARE THE GUYS GONNA GO? 3307 01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:59,083 GIRLS, YOU HAVE THE POWER. 3308 01:23:59,125 --> 01:24:01,583 DON'T GIVE THAT UP. 3309 01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:04,291 IT'S LIKE FIFTH-WAVE FEMINISM. 3310 01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,542 I LIKE IT. 3311 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:09,000 [JUSTIN] 3312 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:09,000 TIFFANY MOVED OUT. 3313 01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:11,500 I ASKED HER TO MOVE OUT. 3314 01:24:11,542 --> 01:24:13,875 MAN, SEEING YOU 3315 01:24:11,542 --> 01:24:13,875 ON THAT DATE, 3316 01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:16,458 IT JUST-- 3317 01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:16,458 IT JUST DID SOMETHING TO ME. 3318 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,750 OKAY, YOU SPIED ON ME? 3319 01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:19,709 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 3320 01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:23,083 YEAH, LISTEN. 3321 01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:23,083 CAN'T WE START FRESH? 3322 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,583 [MAN ON RADIO] 3323 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,583 NOW FOR SOME NEWS 3324 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,583 FROM OUR TECH BUREAU.... 3325 01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:27,625 TAKE YOU 3326 01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:27,625 ON A SECOND HONEYMOON. 3327 01:24:27,667 --> 01:24:31,792 I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT UP 3328 01:24:27,667 --> 01:24:31,792 TO YOU THE REST OF MY LIFE. 3329 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:35,083 -YEAH, YOU WILL. 3330 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:35,083 -...COLLEGE FRESHMAN 3331 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:35,083 NAMED JAMES SINGER. 3332 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,500 THE REPORT ALSO STATES 3333 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,500 THAT JAMES SINGER... 3334 01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:40,041 WHAT IS THAT? 3335 01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:40,041 IS THAT YOUR RADIO? 3336 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:44,458 WHAT, "JUNGLE"? 3337 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:44,458 WHAT THE... 3338 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:48,083 [MAN ON RADIO] 3339 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:48,083 ...I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU 3340 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:48,083 REALLY HURT MY SOCIAL LIFE TOO. 3341 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,250 I KNEW HE WAS MY BOY. 3342 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,250 WHO NEEDS A PATERNITY TEST? 3343 01:24:50,291 --> 01:24:52,625 IN BASKETBALL, THE COURTS 3344 01:24:50,291 --> 01:24:52,625 WERE BUSY LAST NIGHT... 3345 01:24:52,667 --> 01:24:54,458 DID YOU SEE THAT? 3346 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,709 WAIT A MINUTE. 3347 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,709 I'M CONFUSED. 3348 01:24:56,750 --> 01:24:58,500 DID JAMES MAKE THE APP? 3349 01:24:58,542 --> 01:25:01,000 OR DID HE TAKE DOWN 3350 01:24:58,542 --> 01:25:01,000 THE APPS? 3351 01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:03,917 BOTH. 3352 01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:03,917 HE'S A GENIUS. 3353 01:25:03,959 --> 01:25:08,458 THEY SAY THAT GENIUS MANIFESTS 3354 01:25:03,959 --> 01:25:08,458 ITSELF EVERY OTHER GENERATION. 3355 01:25:10,458 --> 01:25:11,834 WHAT? 3356 01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:14,458 YOUR BROTHER 3357 01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:14,458 INVENTED "JUNGLE"? 3358 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:16,583 HE'S WAY COOL. 3359 01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:17,709 I KNOW. 3360 01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:22,083 JAMES SINGER. 3361 01:25:22,125 --> 01:25:23,959 I KNEW IT. 3362 01:25:25,709 --> 01:25:27,917 IS HE THE CRAZY KID 3363 01:25:25,709 --> 01:25:27,917 WHO KEPT CALLING ME? 3364 01:25:27,959 --> 01:25:29,667 [WOMAN] 3365 01:25:27,959 --> 01:25:29,667 WAY TO GO, JAMES. 3366 01:25:29,709 --> 01:25:32,041 THINK WE NEED TO MAKE 3367 01:25:29,709 --> 01:25:32,041 A DETOUR TO SEE THIS GUY. 3368 01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:33,875 HEY, HANNAH, 3369 01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:33,875 YOU GOT A SECOND? 3370 01:25:33,917 --> 01:25:35,792 NO, ROB, 3371 01:25:33,917 --> 01:25:35,792 I'M LATE TO A MEETING. 3372 01:25:35,834 --> 01:25:38,709 -WE NEED TO TELL YOU 3373 01:25:35,834 --> 01:25:38,709 SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. 3374 01:25:35,834 --> 01:25:38,709 -WHAT? 3375 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:41,709 -IT'S ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND. 3376 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:41,709 -I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 3377 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:44,625 DID YOU EVER SET UP 3378 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:44,625 AN ACCOUNT ON "JUNGLE"? 3379 01:25:44,667 --> 01:25:46,083 -NO. 3380 01:25:44,667 --> 01:25:46,083 -WHY NOT? 3381 01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:47,458 BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING. 3382 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,000 OH, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. 3383 01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,208 A REAL PERV 3384 01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,208 MUST'VE DREAMT THAT UP. 3385 01:25:51,250 --> 01:25:53,208 YEAH, LANCE DREAMT IT UP. 3386 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:55,667 WHOA, OKAY, YOU ACTUALLY 3387 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:55,667 THINK THAT I HAVE THE SKILLS 3388 01:25:55,709 --> 01:25:57,458 TO CREATE AN APP 3389 01:25:55,709 --> 01:25:57,458 LIKE JUNGLE? 3390 01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,041 I DON'T THINK 3391 01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,041 YOU HAVE THE SKILLS 3392 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,709 TO OPEN A BAG 3393 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,709 OF POTATO CHIPS 3394 01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:02,458 WITHOUT FRICK AND FRACK HERE 3395 01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:02,458 ASSISTING YOU. 3396 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:03,875 HONEY. 3397 01:26:03,917 --> 01:26:05,166 IT'S HANNAH. 3398 01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:08,625 HANNAH, JAMES DEVELOPED 3399 01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:08,625 "JUNGLE." 3400 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,125 NO, HE DIDN'T. 3401 01:26:12,166 --> 01:26:14,625 EXCEPT THAT HE DID. 3402 01:26:14,667 --> 01:26:15,667 -SO... 3403 01:26:14,667 --> 01:26:15,667 -WHATEVER. 3404 01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:18,000 -COME ON. 3405 01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:18,000 -PEACE. 3406 01:26:28,667 --> 01:26:31,917 [WOMAN] COME ON, HANNAH. 3407 01:26:28,667 --> 01:26:31,917 JAMES IS EXPLAINING THE APP. 3408 01:26:31,959 --> 01:26:33,667 HANNAH, WHAT'S WRONG? 3409 01:26:33,709 --> 01:26:36,166 JAMES, ARE YOU THE CREATOR 3410 01:26:33,709 --> 01:26:36,166 OF "JUNGLE"? 3411 01:26:36,208 --> 01:26:39,583 -NO. 3412 01:26:36,208 --> 01:26:39,583 -I'M SO RELIEVED. 3413 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,250 I'M THE CODER OF "JUNGLE." 3414 01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:43,208 -WHAT? 3415 01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:43,208 -THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. 3416 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,500 -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 3417 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,500 -YOU'VE BEEN STAYING 3418 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,500 AT OUR PLACE! 3419 01:26:45,542 --> 01:26:49,041 YOU HELPED LANCE 3420 01:26:45,542 --> 01:26:49,041 MAKE "JUNGLE"? 3421 01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:51,041 HANNAH, IT'S NOT 3422 01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:51,041 LIKE THAT. 3423 01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:54,041 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHO CARES, 3424 01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:54,041 GUYS? HE'S HELPING US NOW. 3425 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,834 -THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 3426 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,834 -[WOMAN] I AGREE. 3427 01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:57,417 I'M GONNA HELP YOU 3428 01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:57,417 BUILD AN APP 3429 01:26:57,458 --> 01:27:00,542 BASED ON EVERYTHING YOU GUYS 3430 01:26:57,458 --> 01:27:00,542 TOLD ME YOU WANTED. 3431 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,834 JAMES, I JUST STARTED 3432 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,834 TO TRUST YOU AGAIN. 3433 01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:06,417 -AND THEN YOU LIE TO ME? 3434 01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:06,417 -I DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED 3435 01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:06,417 TO BE WITH SOMEONE. 3436 01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:09,375 YEAH, I CALL FOUL. 3437 01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:09,375 THIS IS NOT COOL, JAMES. 3438 01:27:09,417 --> 01:27:11,875 SOMEONE CONVINCED ME THAT 3439 01:27:09,417 --> 01:27:11,875 IF ALL THE GUYS WERE ON THE APP, 3440 01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:14,458 THEN ALL THE GIRLS 3441 01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:14,458 WOULD HAVE TO BE, TOO, BUT... 3442 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,333 [WOMAN] 3443 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,333 BUT WHAT? 3444 01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:20,417 THE GIRL I REALLY, REALLY LIKE 3445 01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:20,417 DIDN'T GO ON IT. 3446 01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:23,166 IS THAT WHY YOU 3447 01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:23,166 SHUT IT DOWN? 3448 01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,417 YOU'RE THE ONE 3449 01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,417 WHO SHUT IT DOWN, RIGHT? 3450 01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:25,709 YES, I TOOK IT DOWN, 3451 01:27:25,750 --> 01:27:28,667 BUT I TOOK IT DOWN 3452 01:27:28,709 --> 01:27:30,500 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT 3453 01:27:28,709 --> 01:27:30,500 MY MOTHER USING IT. 3454 01:27:30,542 --> 01:27:32,792 YOUR MOM? 3455 01:27:32,834 --> 01:27:35,417 WHAT? 3456 01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:37,792 TURNS OUT... 3457 01:27:37,834 --> 01:27:40,959 CONNECTING ISN'T JUST HARD 3458 01:27:37,834 --> 01:27:40,959 FOR US. 3459 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,375 IT'S HARD FOR EVERYONE. 3460 01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:45,583 SO YOU MADE "JUNGLE" 3461 01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:45,583 FOR LOVE. 3462 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:50,333 I MADE "JUNGLE" BECAUSE 3463 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:50,333 SOMEONE PROMISED MY WAY 3464 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:50,333 TO M.I.T. 3465 01:27:53,208 --> 01:27:56,458 AND, YES... 3466 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,625 BECAUSE I LOVE HANNAH. 3467 01:28:00,542 --> 01:28:02,083 IF YOU DON'T KISS HIM 3468 01:28:00,542 --> 01:28:02,083 RIGHT NOW, 3469 01:28:02,125 --> 01:28:05,041 I'M GONNA ASK HIM TO MARRY ME. 3470 01:28:02,125 --> 01:28:05,041 -I'LL BEAT YOU TO IT. 3471 01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,458 COME ON, HANNAH. 3472 01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,458 HE JUST SAID HE LOVES YOU 3473 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,750 IN FRONT OF ALL THESE GIRLS. 3474 01:28:07,792 --> 01:28:10,250 I'M NOT GONNA 3475 01:28:07,792 --> 01:28:10,250 SING IT TO YOU. 3476 01:28:13,834 --> 01:28:15,834 JAMES, I... 3477 01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:41,208 -OH, GOOD NIGHT, TEACH. 3478 01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:41,208 -GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. 3479 01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:43,792 OH, HEY, LANCE. 3480 01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:43,792 I FORGOT. 3481 01:28:43,834 --> 01:28:45,834 I NEED TO SEE YOU 3482 01:28:43,834 --> 01:28:45,834 AT 4:00 TOMORROW 3483 01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:47,125 TO GO OVER NEXT TERM. 3484 01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:49,250 WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 3485 01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:49,250 "NEXT TERM"? 3486 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:50,792 YEAH, YOU'RE REPEATING 3487 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:50,792 MY CLASS. 3488 01:28:50,834 --> 01:28:52,166 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 3489 01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:53,834 LOOKS LIKE YOUR 3490 01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:53,834 PLAN BACKFIRED, BRO. 3491 01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,417 AS MUCH AS 3492 01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,417 I WAS LOOKING FORWARD 3493 01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,333 TO SEEING HER EVERY SINGLE DAY 3494 01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,333 NEXT SEMESTER, 3495 01:28:57,375 --> 01:29:00,500 I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY 3496 01:28:57,375 --> 01:29:00,500 CHANGE MY MAJOR TO BUSINESS. 3497 01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:01,750 REALLY? 3498 01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:03,333 YEAH, "JUNGLE" 3499 01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:03,333 WENT REALLY WELL. 3500 01:29:03,375 --> 01:29:04,750 IT ALSO DIED. 3501 01:29:04,792 --> 01:29:07,125 YEAH, WELL, WE KILLED IT 3502 01:29:04,792 --> 01:29:07,125 FOR A SECOND THERE. 3503 01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:10,041 I MEANT TO TALK TO YOU 3504 01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:10,041 ABOUT SOMETHING. 3505 01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:11,959 -YEAH, MAN, WHAT'S UP? 3506 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,709 -WOULD YOU MIND 3507 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,709 TAKING STEPS BACK 3508 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,709 FROM RACHEL FOR ME? 3509 01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:18,458 I THINK I REALLY 3510 01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:18,458 LIKE HER. 3511 01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:22,000 -LIES. BLATANT LIES. 3512 01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:22,000 -LOOK AT THOSE EYES, MAN. 3513 01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:23,959 SEE, THIS GUY'S 3514 01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:23,959 IN LOVE, MAN. 3515 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,542 -HE'S HEAD OVER HEALS. 3516 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,542 -SERIOUSLY. 3517 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,750 WOULD YOU-- 3518 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,750 WOULD YOU MIND? 3519 01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:31,583 -FOR YOU? 3520 01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:31,583 HELL YEAH. TOTALLY. 3521 01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:33,250 -THANKS, BROTHER. 3522 01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:33,250 -[OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 3523 01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:35,083 -PLOT TWIST, 3524 01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:35,083 HE DOES HAVE A SOUL. 3525 01:29:35,125 --> 01:29:36,500 -OH, SHUT UP, YOU GUYS. 3526 01:29:36,542 --> 01:29:38,834 -SEE YOU LATER. 3527 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,208 -JUST WALK IN THERE... 3528 01:29:43,250 --> 01:29:44,917 AND TALK TO HER. 3529 01:29:49,041 --> 01:29:51,500 UH, HEY, RACHEL. 3530 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:54,000 YOU GOT A SECOND? 3531 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:54,000 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 3532 01:29:54,041 --> 01:29:55,333 ASK YOU A QUESTION? 3533 01:29:55,375 --> 01:29:57,458 -I'M LATE FOR CLASS. 3534 01:29:57,500 --> 01:30:01,333 -OKAY, WELL, 3535 01:29:57,500 --> 01:30:01,333 HOW ABOUT I WALK YOU? 3536 01:30:01,375 --> 01:30:02,792 -I GUESS SO. 3537 01:30:07,542 --> 01:30:09,542 -HERE, LET ME 3538 01:30:07,542 --> 01:30:09,542 TAKE YOUR BOOKS. 3539 01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:12,750 I KNOW YOU'RE 3540 01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:12,750 NOT USED TO THEM. 3541 01:30:12,792 --> 01:30:14,750 -SO, WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? 3542 01:30:14,792 --> 01:30:19,875 -UM, I WAS WONDERING 3543 01:30:14,792 --> 01:30:19,875 IF MAYBE 3544 01:30:19,917 --> 01:30:23,375 YOU'D WANNA GO TO DINNER 3545 01:30:19,917 --> 01:30:23,375 WITH ME ON FRIDAY? 3546 01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:25,291 [RACHEL CHUCKLES] 3547 01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:27,250 IS THAT A YES? 3548 01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:27,250 A NO? 3549 01:30:27,291 --> 01:30:30,083 MAYBE? POSSIBLY? 3550 01:30:27,291 --> 01:30:30,083 KINDA? NOT REALLY? 3551 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:31,625 -IT'S A MAYBE. 3552 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:31,625 -OKAY. 3553 01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:34,959 OKAY, I CAN TAKE A MAYBE. 3554 01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:34,959 I'LL TAKE A MAYBE. 3555 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,333 WHY DON'T WE, UH-- 3556 01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:39,125 WE CAN GET MARRIED 3557 01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:39,125 ON THE ROOF RIGHT THERE. 3558 01:30:39,166 --> 01:30:40,792 [BOTH LAUGHING] 3559 01:30:40,834 --> 01:30:44,458 TOO FAST-- OR YOU AFRAID 3560 01:30:40,834 --> 01:30:44,458 OF HEIGHT-- TOO FAST? OKAY. 3561 01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:46,125 OKAY, WE'LL TAKE IT BACK... 3562 01:30:46,166 --> 01:30:50,583 ♪ I DON'T WANNA SAY 3563 01:30:46,166 --> 01:30:50,583 THAT I'M BREAKING AGAIN ♪ 3564 01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:52,542 [VOCALIZING] 3565 01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:57,834 ♪ I WISH I COULD CHANGE THAT 3566 01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:57,834 'CAUSE I CAN'T FORGET ♪ 3567 01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:01,667 ♪ GIRL, I'M FEELIN' WASTED ♪ 3568 01:31:01,709 --> 01:31:04,083 ♪ BUT I'M NOT DRUNK YET ♪ 3569 01:31:06,250 --> 01:31:08,458 ♪ AND, GIRL, 3570 01:31:06,250 --> 01:31:08,458 YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS ♪ 3571 01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:11,792 ♪ JUST HOLDING MY BREATH ♪ 3572 01:31:11,834 --> 01:31:14,458 [VOCALIZING] 3573 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:17,125 ♪ MOST NIGHTS I'M LYING AWAKE ♪ 3574 01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:18,959 ♪ I'M SCARED TO FIND OUT ♪ 3575 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,458 ♪ THAT YOU FOUND ANOTHER MAN ♪ 3576 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:24,792 ♪ I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU 3577 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:24,792 TILL THE VERY END ♪ 3578 01:31:24,834 --> 01:31:28,000 ♪ MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT 3579 01:31:24,834 --> 01:31:28,000 ANY LONGER ♪ 3580 01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:31,125 ♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET ♪ 3581 01:31:31,166 --> 01:31:33,417 ♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪ 3582 01:31:33,458 --> 01:31:34,834 ♪ MY LOVE ♪ 3583 01:31:34,875 --> 01:31:37,792 ♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET ♪ 3584 01:31:37,834 --> 01:31:40,500 ♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪ 3585 01:31:40,542 --> 01:31:43,834 ♪ YOU KNOW IT'S HARD 3586 01:31:40,542 --> 01:31:43,834 TO SEE MY FUTURE ♪ 3587 01:31:43,875 --> 01:31:47,291 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALL I WANNA SEE ♪ 3588 01:31:47,333 --> 01:31:48,959 ♪ SO, BABY ♪ 3589 01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:51,625 ♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET ♪ 3590 01:31:51,667 --> 01:31:53,959 ♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪ 3591 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,709 ♪ MY LOVE ♪ 3592 01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:59,750 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT OVER ♪ 3593 01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:02,250 [VOCALIZING] 3594 01:32:05,250 --> 01:32:08,333 [VOCALIZING] 3595 01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:13,208 ♪ EVERY NIGHT I PRAY ♪ 3596 01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:16,291 ♪ THAT I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN ♪ 3597 01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:23,542 ♪ AND I WISH I COULD TAKE BACK 3598 01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:23,542 THE THINGS THAT I SAID ♪ 3599 01:32:25,041 --> 01:32:27,250 ♪ AND, GIRL, 3600 01:32:25,041 --> 01:32:27,250 I'M FEELING WASTED ♪ 3601 01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:32,375 ♪ BUT I'M NOT DRUNK YET ♪ 3602 01:32:32,417 --> 01:32:34,083 ♪ JUST LET ME LOVE YOU ♪ 3603 01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:37,750 ♪ AND LOVE YOU UP 3604 01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:37,750 UNTIL THE END ♪ 3605 01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:40,125 [VOCALIZING] 3606 01:32:40,166 --> 01:32:42,583 ♪ MOST NIGHTS 3607 01:32:40,166 --> 01:32:42,583 I'M LYING AWAKE ♪ 3608 01:32:42,625 --> 01:32:44,417 ♪ I'M SCARED TO FIND OUT ♪ 3609 01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:46,959 ♪ THAT YOU FOUND ANOTHER MAN ♪ 3610 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:50,291 ♪ I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU 3611 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:50,291 TILL THE VERY END ♪ 3612 01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:53,500 ♪ MY HEART BREAKS OUT 3613 01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:53,500 INTO THE OPEN ♪ 3614 01:32:53,542 --> 01:32:56,625 ♪ MY HANDS AND MY TWO FEET ♪ 3615 01:32:56,667 --> 01:32:58,917 ♪ ARE SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪ 3616 01:32:58,959 --> 01:33:03,792 ♪ OH, SLOWLY ♪ 3617 01:33:03,834 --> 01:33:06,500 ♪ SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪ 3618 01:33:06,542 --> 01:33:10,750 ♪ SLOWLY ♪ 3619 01:33:10,792 --> 01:33:13,750 ♪ SLOWLY CREEPING BACK ♪ 3620 01:33:13,792 --> 01:33:15,458 ♪ LET ME LOVE YOU ♪ 3621 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:18,792 ♪ LOVE YOU UP UNTIL THE END. ♪ 213886

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