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[tapping]
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Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their backs!
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Oh!
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So you've had your Labour, reclassifying
skunk, sending prices sky-high.
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Literally, literally,
taking the grass from its own roots.
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And now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green
and pleasant land in ancient time.
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Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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-This is our England now!
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[theme music]
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The way I see it, all living creatures
have three basic needs.
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Eat.
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-[dog whines]
-Defecate.
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[moaning]
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Fornicate.
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Beyond that, it's all about wants.
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Money.
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Health.
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Belief in a higher power
of whatever stripe.
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Not me. I'm content.
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I'm the centre of my universe,
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because I'm worth it.
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Yeah, right.
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Therefore, all I want in life
is recognition for a job well done.
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[cheering]
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-You are going to get caught.
-[cheering stops]
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-You're going to lose everything.
-[scream in the background]
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-What?
-[scream slowly becomes louder]
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[gasping]
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[siren wails outside]
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-[woman] Can you run round the back?
-[man] In a moment.
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-I've got a win. Oi! I've won a pound.
-[Frank] Oh, come here.
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You're a fucking one-woman case
for euthanasia, you are.
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Yes, let's have a look.
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Oh, well, look.
Well, here you are. Look, I tell you what.
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Just to save you time,
I'll, I'll give you, er...
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A quid, you know, a pound.
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-Pack it in.
-What?
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-You've won a tenner, Lillian.
-Look at you, lucky white heather.
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Fuck me. You don't know you're living, eh?
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What you on about?
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A terrace on Gibson Street
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has collapsed straight down
into a big hole in the ground.
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And two buildings either side
barely touched. Mine shafts or something.
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All of fucking Manchester's built
on tunnels.
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I'm surprised
the whole city hasn't collapsed.
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I'd love to see
the theatre of shite collapse.
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-Boom!
-Wouldn't we all?
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[high-pitched voice] Bye-bye, United!
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It's unlikely,
admirable though the thought is.
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Salford teeters atop coal seams,
but Satan himself protects Trafford.
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Plenty of time to pick up
trivia on the dole, have you?
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As a matter of fact,
it was my first job after school,
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-smart-arse.
-Job?
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-You had a job?
-Wading through shit underground.
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-Shoring up dilapidated Victorian sewers.
-Hi, Kel.
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So the fucking Cabinet War Rooms
didn't collapse.
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-We went to them on a school trip.
-Yeah, it was Winnie's hideaway
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in the second city,
in case the Nazis flattened Westminster.
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-Second city, my arse.
-Get over it.
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You know who owns the War Rooms now,
don't you? And the whole block above.
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That fucking nonce
who runs the Great Northern Lottery.
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-Go away!
-Fuck off.
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-Seriously?
-[Lillian] The one who owns
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all the late-night porn?
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I applied to be one of the girls
on the beds. Pound fifty a minute
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for some verbal filth
and a bit of camel-toe.
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Your mother would be proud.
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Uses them as his print works now,
Lottery HQ.
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[Mimi] Don't mess about up that way.
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One-Eyed Gary
tried to knock that place off.
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They gave him 6 months
in traction and 27 years.
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Fucking disgusting, a hallowed room,
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where Churchill
might have retreated to govern.
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-But he never did.
-Well... Well, he might have done
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if the Germans hadn't been so...
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rubbish.
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Now it's host to the tax on the poor,
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weekly draws, lucky dips
and scratch cards. Fucking hell!
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What do you think
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One-Eyed Gary would have got away with
if he'd have got away?
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Well, say he took two rucksacks in.
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A box of cards
measures approximately 12 by 5.
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Probably eight boxes in a bag.
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Thousand tickets in each box,
that's sixteen thousand tickets.
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One in ten of those are winners,
so that's sixteen hundred winners.
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Anything over 200
needs a name and address, so it's a no-go.
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So, say nine in ten are under two hundred,
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your average is gonna be, what, 20 quid?
So 20 times 1,400.
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About 28 grand. Give or take.
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[total silence]
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Aw, bless.
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[fruit machine jingle plays
and coins rattle]
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Where the fuck did you get these?
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Council archive for those two,
straight off the internet,
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-and this from the library.
-Didn't know you had a library card.
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Fuck off. I robbed it.
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You don't steal from libraries.
It's unethical.
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So what are we looking at here, then?
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Here, right, we've got, er...
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I haven't a fucking clue, mate.
We're gonna need some help.
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Ventilation shaft,
leading from the War Rooms
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back along this way to the pump room.
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Oh, yes. Clean water
for the dignitaries and selected toffs,
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in case of an air raid,
while the plebs fry to death up top.
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Focus, Frank!
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All right, well, the pump room
can be accessed via the sewer tunnels,
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serviced by maintenance shafts here,
here, there.
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-Where does this one come out?
-That one is, er...
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What's that street there? Oh, yeah.
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That's the car park
in what is now Perseverance Way.
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We need a body up top.
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Right, surveillance.
Observation, details, time, movement.
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[Jamie] What security they've got,
how many shifts, when they change.
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Cameras, where are they?
What's their coverage?
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Blind spots, alarm system.
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We need to know every cough, spit
and fart of the place, or we don't go.
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Then, we go in through shaft 47/B
off Perseverance Way.
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Two-man advance, down 80 feet,
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harnessed to each other and the ladder,
taking no chances,
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to the north-by-northeast tunnel
into the pump room, into the vent,
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then straight, right,
then straight again for 140 yards
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and into the secure room.
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We take only what we can carry,
no more than 11 rolls a man.
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Greed is not good in this scenario.
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Two journeys,
taking no longer than four hours,
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clearing the site with 15 minutes to spare
before the change of shift at target.
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And it'll be two weeks before they
even realise the cards have gone.
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[cheering]
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[cheering fades]
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[Aidan] Alright, hold on, hold on.
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How do you spell surveillance?
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Boy scouts' day out, is it?
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Something like that.
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And you wouldn't by any chance be straying
on the wrong side of the law, would you?
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Nah.
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I'm making sandwiches...
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for the church social.
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Fair enough.
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What? It's dangerous.
That's why I can't tell you.
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You're shite.
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Probably make a packet, though,
you know, if it comes off.
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-Really?
-Mm.
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♪ I loved you cos of all that
That's the truth ♪
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♪ That's the truth
That's the truth, that's the truth ♪
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♪ I don't think you know
Where your head is ♪
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♪ I was always there
To help you break the fall ♪
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♪ And now you wanna pretend
That you're a superstar ♪
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♪ And now you want us to end
What's taken you this far ♪
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♪ Don't tell me that you're done
As far as we go ♪
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♪ You need to have a sit-down
With your ego ♪
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You've been watching Déjà Vu, André.
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-Stop sticking your tits out.
-I'm not.
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You fucking are, and it looks stupid.
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If you didn't keep
all the good lines to yourself,
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I wouldn't have to, would I?
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Well, I have the best voice.
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I've got better tits than you
and I've got a better voice than you.
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I'm going for a fag.
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[Heaven] All right, Mr Powell.
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[hums tune]
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"I just wanna be famous.
I've got so much to offer."
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-I think they're quite talented.
-[scoffs]
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You see Déjà Vu, André selling millions?
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It's not about selling records
these days, Grandma. Shift your head.
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It's about uploads and downloads,
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number of hits,
comments, feedback, going viral.
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Déjà Vu, André?
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Do you think
they even know what that means?
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They think it's sophisticated.
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-Where you off to?
-Work.
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Is that it?
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Look, the less I tell you, the better.
You know that.
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You can't be charged as an accomplice,
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and at least Connor's got
one parent guaranteed not inside.
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Don't ask me about my work, Karen.
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Is that that all I'm getting?
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What are you digging around for?
Don't you trust me?
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You think I'm out cheating on you,
fucking around?
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Because I'd have
a better excuse than this if I was.
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-But I'm not, so--
-I meant...
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is that all I'm getting? No kiss?
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[sighs]
Sorry.
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I'm just distracted, that's all.
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[Frank] Oh, fuck it!
I've, I've done my bit.
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There's no point.
I'm only gonna slow you down.
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You've been down there.
You know what it's like.
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Well, 35 years ago.
How's that gonna be of any use?
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I can barely remember this morning,
let alone 25 years ago.
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-You said 35.
-Well, see? Point proven.
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Oh, shut the fuck up, Frank,
and stop whining like a woman!
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Who's like a woman?
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[Jamie] What you doing here?
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I'm coming with you. The Five Musketeers.
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Her share comes out of your cut,
you stupid little fuck.
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Says who? Who the fuck put you in charge?
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I did.
Someone's got to lead, and I'm senior.
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-Ah, like fuck.
-All right, fine.
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-Let's put it to the vote, shall we?
-Yeah.
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Hands up who wants to follow Shane.
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Put your fucking hand down.
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Right. We've got a schedule to follow.
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[Western music]
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-[call of an eagle]
-[sound of shots being fired]
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-[call of an eagle]
-[sound of shots being fired]
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What?
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[Frank] Right, well,
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very best of luck to you all.
Don't worry, I am the soul of discretion.
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-Ah, ah, ah.
-Hey, I don't think so, Frank.
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Oh, fuck.
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Sorry, Frank, we need you down here,
or it's the blind leading the blind.
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How the fuck... I don't want to go.
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"I don't want to"?
Man, that is such a shit excuse.
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Well, I don't. I am not going.
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It's up to you.
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Fucking think of the karma.
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Are you coming?
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No.
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-Oh! You fucking monster!
-[squeaking]
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I think I heard a tiny cry, Frank.
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-Ah, I don't know. Maybe it made it.
-You think so?
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-Nah.
-Right, hang on, mate! I'm coming.
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[Jamie] There you go.
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Right, you.
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Stay sharp, yeah?
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[Frank] Stink!
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[Shane] Please tell me
that smell ain't your arse.
240
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,600
[Jamie] Oh! Oh!
You said there'd be a fucking ladder!
241
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,200
Don't talk to me, you murderer!
242
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,680
Yeah? Don't you forget that, Frank.
243
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:35,880
Why are you so scared, anyway?
244
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,520
I'm not scared.
I'm exercising choice, or trying to.
245
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,400
-Oh, I think this is a buzz!
-Yeah, well, you're the Jock, aren't you?
246
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,320
Being in a sewer's a step up
in the world for you.
247
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,920
Funny. Ooh.
248
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,680
Ow! Careful!
249
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,120
Bastard!
250
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,320
Will you lot stop fucking jabbering
and concentrate?
251
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,280
Cos if one of you lot falls, I tell you,
you'll bring me down with you,
252
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,600
and I won't be happy, trust me.
253
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,880
[Jamie] Ooh...
254
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,520
[shouting and arguing]
255
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,080
-[Jamie] Hurry the fuck up!
-[Shane] All right.
256
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,320
[muttering]
257
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,320
Terry. Terry? Terry!
258
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:25,160
I fucking can't... Just watch
where you're standing. Watch it!
259
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,600
Oh, for fuck's sake, Frank.
260
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,240
Look, here he is.
261
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,840
[Terry squeaks]
262
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,480
He seems fine.
263
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,880
Oh!
264
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,680
Bastard.
265
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,920
[Jamie] Right, we'll be
out of here in a few hours.
266
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,680
Speaking of which, hurry up.
267
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:57,360
-Yeah, well, my work here is done.
-Do I have to fucking hit you? This way.
268
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,400
[door creaks]
269
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,880
-[Shane] It's here.
-[Jamie] Oh, fucking hell, no.
270
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,480
-Fuck it.
-Ah.
271
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,680
Whoo. It's hot in here.
272
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,080
There you have it. Your vents.
273
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,800
Fucking look at you.
This is fucking gluttony.
274
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,040
It's all "grab, grab, grab, me, me, me".
275
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,440
Everybody wants. Give us another one.
276
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,120
It's not fucking right.
277
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,400
Fuck me.
278
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,280
In your dreams.
279
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,240
[clatter]
280
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,680
Careful. Yeah.
281
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,120
[bang]
282
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,000
-[Terry squeaks]
-Right. Ruby?
283
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this?
284
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,160
Well, she wants to be a team player.
Now she's a team player.
285
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,040
-In there?
-I'm game.
286
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,800
-Get the vent off the other end, yeah?
-Excellent.
287
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,440
-You okay?
-Damn fucking right. Let's do this.
288
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,960
♪ Don't tell me
That it's time for going solo ♪
289
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,640
♪ You need to knock some sense
Into your ego ♪
290
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,760
You have been watching Déjà Vu, André.
291
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:33,200
The Fall, the Mondays...
292
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:37,480
Stone Roses and now Déjà Vu, André.
293
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,720
It's Manchester's next gift to the world.
294
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,160
I've seen worse on TV on a Saturday night.
295
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:46,120
She's not doing her schoolwork
because she's concentrating on her music.
296
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,320
How big do you feel right now?
297
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,680
-I was just being realistic.
-Or cynical.
298
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,280
They're showing initiative,
trying to better themselves.
299
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,960
They'll be wanting boob jobs
and to be in magazines.
300
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,880
That's not the work ethic I'd hoped for.
301
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,080
I believe in 'em.
302
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,760
Oh, come on!
303
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,680
[Ruby] Shane, I can actually feel you
staring at my arse.
304
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,920
[Shane] I'm not.
305
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,720
There's ghosts down here, you know.
306
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,520
Fucking hell!
307
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,960
Wise up, Frank, you dick!
308
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,120
Listen, I'm telling you,
309
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,240
I can feel another presence down here.
310
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,200
I can sense it.
311
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,320
It's just us, Frank.
312
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,200
-No-one else.
-Yeah?
313
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,360
Why do you keep saying my name?
314
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,440
I mean, I don't keep saying Jamie, Jamie.
315
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,520
Why do you keep saying Frank?
316
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,120
Will you fucking relax?
317
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:08,160
Oh. Is it because
I'm gonna be the first to die?
318
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,160
What?
319
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,600
Well, you know,
that's what you keep saying, isn't it?
320
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,560
"Frank this, Frank that."
321
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:18,040
Gives me identity, buttering me up
before I die a horrible death.
322
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,920
Stop being such a drama queen.
323
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,600
This place gives me the creeps as it is.
Now will you please just--
324
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,080
-[Aidan] You alright?
-[Frank and Jamie scream]
325
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,960
-[screaming echoes]
-Shh!
326
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,000
What was that?
327
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,440
I don't know. Who gives a fuck?
328
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,680
Maybe Jamie saw a spider
or summat. Keep moving.
329
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,160
Go!
330
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,800
What are you doing? You're supposed
to be up there keeping dixie.
331
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,760
It's gone dark. No-one's about.
332
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,200
Thought I'd come round
to check everything was all right.
333
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,120
It's fucking sick in here.
334
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,640
Does no-one listen
to a fucking word I say?
335
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:03,520
Hey. Hey, you're a bit jumpy,
aren't you, for the leader of the pack?
336
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,680
A bit screamy.
337
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,400
I don't like dark, wet holes.
338
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,040
It's not a crime.
339
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,360
There's almost too many retorts
I could make.
340
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,600
-[Aidan] Someone's here!
-What are you on about?
341
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,720
There's a fucking bed. They'll be here
for the heat off the pipes.
342
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,120
Probably some lazy bastard workman
from years ago.
343
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,080
Probably him.
344
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,200
You have to listen to 'em.
They're not half bad.
345
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:43,720
That's not the point. The point is,
we have no control, and she's exposed.
346
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,800
[Jackson] Exposed to what, the real world?
347
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,240
[Billy] A fucking fiver.
I want me fucking fiver.
348
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,120
I think you'll find my family owns
this fucking pub. Put it on the tab.
349
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,400
-But I thought--
-You're not paid to think, are you?
350
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,440
-Leave the thinking to me, yeah?
-You either shut up or you get out.
351
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,760
Fuck off, bitch.
352
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,640
Hope you've not come in here for a ruck.
353
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,760
-No. Why would I do that?
-Everyone in here's kicking off tonight.
354
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,080
-Must be something in the air.
-No. I'm not here for a ruck.
355
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:13,400
It's been ages since I had a good ruck.
Or a bad one.
356
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,640
[both] White wine.
357
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,680
[distant arguing]
358
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,640
-[clatter]
-Shh!
359
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,600
Lovely.
360
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,800
Will you shut the fuck up?
361
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,760
-Hey, shut the fuck up.
-Shh!
362
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,080
-[Jamie] Shut the fuck up.
-You just said it.
363
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,440
But I didn't mean for you to shout
"you shut the fuck up!"
364
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,680
Well, make your fucking mind up.
365
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,880
[keys jingle]
366
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,960
[man sings "Believe" by Cher]
♪ Do you believe in life after love ♪
367
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,560
♪ I can feel something inside of me say ♪
368
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,880
♪ I really don't think
You're strong enough ♪
369
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,160
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
370
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,120
♪ Oh, no ♪
371
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,320
-[zip]
-[man sighs]
372
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,680
[groans and moans]
373
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,800
Why are they taking so long?
374
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,880
[moaning]
375
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,040
Oh...
[moaning]
376
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,560
Oh. Oh.
377
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,960
Oh! Oh! Oh...
378
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,560
Oh... Oh...
379
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,600
Oh.
380
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,760
[zip]
381
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,040
[door closes]
382
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,040
Fuck me.
383
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,800
Fair bit of salty yogurt
got slung there, didn't it?
384
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,640
Are you sniffing me?
385
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,400
Oh, yeah,
I'm a regular little arse-sniffer.
386
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,800
-What took you so long?
-[Shane] A security guard came.
387
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,920
Did he see you?
388
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,440
[Ruby] No. Well, I fucking hope not.
389
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,680
What you doing?
You can't make the second trip.
390
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,880
We've only got 45 minutes
before the next shift change.
391
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,000
We can make it.
392
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,760
-All right. Strictly 30 minutes, yeah?
-Well, you first this time.
393
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,000
-I'll ogle your arse.
-Oh, yes.
394
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:29,440
[Frank] Oh! Look at this. Ancient porn.
395
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,200
Eh? Oh, fuck me.
396
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,800
-Circle of life.
-Huh?
397
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,800
Shine your bell-end on that.
398
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,200
If I'm not mistaken,
there's a young lady in here
399
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,240
with an overly developed affection
for vegetables.
400
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,080
How would you know?
401
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,240
How do you think it got here?
402
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:55,000
Yeah, 35 years ago, I was a horny little
devil, not unlike yourself. Bigger penis,
403
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:59,280
obviously.
Oh, there you are. Trudy from Wigan.
404
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,640
The whole cucumber?
405
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,520
Yeah.
406
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:10,080
There's a pineapple on the next page
and not the tinned kind neither.
407
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,600
Go on, knock yourself out.
408
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,280
Frank!
409
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,240
We're all supposed to be in this together.
410
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,160
By holding a fucking gun to my head?
I told you I didn't wanna come.
411
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,400
Hey!
412
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,920
Ah, fuck!
413
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,400
Fuck! You nearly killed us!
414
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,160
Oh, well.
415
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,000
On your own head be it.
416
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,480
-Get down!
-Oh, my!
417
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,120
-Shit!
-[Frank screaming]
418
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,880
Turn back. Turn back!
419
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,640
Back! Get back!
420
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,480
But what about...
[screams]
421
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,280
[screams]
422
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,240
Oh!
423
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,640
Frank!
424
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,920
[Aidan and Jamie cough]
425
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,680
[Aidan] What happened?
[coughs]
426
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,120
-What the fuck do you think's happened?
-[Aidan coughs]
427
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,080
Cover your mouth.
[coughs]
428
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,040
Oh!
429
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,320
Fuck!
430
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,240
Let me clear this stuff away.
We should be able to find a way through.
431
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,640
[coughing] Give it here.
432
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,000
[coughing]
433
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,560
[Ruby screams]
434
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,680
-Are you all right?
-I can't move my legs!
435
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,840
Hold on to me. Get a move on!
436
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,720
[Ruby squeals]
437
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,320
Oh... Oh!
438
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,960
Fucking hell!
We're going to bring the whole thing down.
439
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,080
There's got to be another way out.
440
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,040
-[coughing]
-Fucking hell.
441
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,120
[coughing]
442
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,840
What the fuck's happened?
443
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,160
Frank's tried to do a runner.
He's brought down a couple of supports.
444
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,520
[coughing] The whole shaft's collapsed.
445
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,440
Well, we aren't getting out that way.
446
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,720
[coughing]
447
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,480
What the fuck happened to Frank?
448
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,280
-He's faking it.
-Jamie, he looks dead.
449
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,400
[chokes and gasps]
450
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,720
-What the fuck?
-Told you.
451
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,440
I was not faking it.
452
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,360
-Any joy?
-Oh, there's nothing.
453
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,520
-[Aidan] Me neither.
-Nor me.
454
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,600
You know I don't believe in mobile phones.
Fucking cancer.
455
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,840
What are you doing?
456
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,760
Listening out for the emergency services.
It's been ages.
457
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,960
-They should be on to us by now.
-Certainly hope not.
458
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,120
We're breaking the law, son.
459
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,600
The filth catch us down here, it won't be
soup and blankets they're handing out.
460
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,480
It'll be a long stretch in Strangeways.
461
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,360
For me, anyway.
462
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:16,040
So what is the exit strategy,
then, dear leader?
463
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,960
-Me?
-[Frank] Yeah.
464
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,280
You're the one that dangled
the carrot for the greedy few.
465
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,360
You used the stick on me.
This is on you, all of it.
466
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:27,960
Oh!
467
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,160
Built to last, these places.
468
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,920
So what are we facing here?
469
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,360
Mimi sent me.
I'm supposed to help Jamie out.
470
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,440
Help Jamie do what?
471
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,800
Never ask a man about his business, Karen.
472
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,000
Well, if I meet a man,
I'll bear that in mind.
473
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,240
-Help Jamie do what?
-It's collection day.
474
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,480
Jamie's not here.
475
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,240
Well, can I have the books, then?
Mimi'll want me--
476
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,360
-I will do it.
-Fuck off.
477
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,200
You're his grandmother.
478
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,560
And you're his mother.
You should be looking after him yourself.
479
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,400
-Erm, I've got a business.
-Oh, yeah, so you have.
480
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,440
Gonna go all gangster,
481
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,520
but the childcare arrangements
didn't suit.
482
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,360
Oh, listen to you, childcare.
Have you learnt a new language?
483
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,120
-Fine. I'll ask somebody else.
-See you later, love.
484
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,280
Unbelievable.
485
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,000
-It's not a lot of food, is it?
-Should have brung more, just in case.
486
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,400
That would have required
a degree of planning, forethought.
487
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,520
No-one can hear you scream
down here, you know.
488
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,760
I didn't want to be here. I was Fritzl-ed.
489
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,200
Who brings rubbers to a robbery?
490
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,320
It's not me. I always go bareback.
491
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,120
What?
492
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,720
If I was a bloke, you'd be patting me
on the back right now, calling me a stud.
493
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,520
Yeah, good for you,
equal rights for slappers.
494
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,960
-Just because I have that--
-[Frank] No, no--
495
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,880
We have to adapt to our environment.
496
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,360
Everything around us
is a potential resource.
497
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,200
-What for?
-Food, water, air, warmth.
498
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,000
We have no idea how long
we're gonna be down here for.
499
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,360
So we need to conserve what we've got.
500
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,640
Split between the five of us?
We'll starve.
501
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,560
No, four. I can go three days
without sustenance.
502
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,720
Only when you're pissed.
We've got no booze left. You drank it all.
503
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,200
What? Is... Is that it?
504
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,640
I don't want any. Not solid, anyway.
505
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,440
I'd sooner have none than a little.
Remove the option, trick your gut.
506
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,120
You're my fucking hero.
507
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,760
When the need arises, shit in a bag.
508
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,520
Otherwise, we could find ourselves
in real trouble.
509
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,680
Can't you have the pink one?
510
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,120
You be a good boy for Auntie Gloria, okay?
Okay.
511
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,480
Are you all right?
512
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,280
Jamie's being a prick.
We've had a fallout.
513
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,360
Why? What's happened?
514
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,520
-Hasn't hit you, has he?
-No, he wouldn't dare.
515
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,080
But he didn't come home last night.
516
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,080
Maybe he's seeing someone.
517
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,040
Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
Jamie loves you.
518
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,480
Yeah, well, he makes me wonder sometimes.
519
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,960
Yeah, I know, can't live with,
520
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,480
can't bury them in quicklime
and go to Vegas on the insurance money.
521
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,360
[chuckles]
522
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,720
You sure this is a good time to go
banging on doors, demanding money?
523
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,360
Yeah, work off a bit of frustration.
524
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,200
Well, take someone with you.
525
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,800
[Shane] There's five of us,
526
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:08,880
three from the same family,
including you, all gone at the same time.
527
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,440
They've got to notice.
528
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,920
Yeah, someone must know, right?
529
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000
I mean, he's married.
530
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,640
-Surely you would--
-Uh-uh.
531
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,640
He's by the book.
532
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,640
Hero of his own life story.
533
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,520
Tell no-one, need-to-know basis.
534
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,400
Ask him, if you want.
535
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,800
You're not one for the pillow talk,
are you?
536
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,080
[sighs]
I'll get there.
537
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,800
I'm still getting used to this.
538
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
I might not be around for a few days.
539
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,560
[sighs]
540
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,360
You don't have to answer to me.
541
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,640
Yeah, I know.
542
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,760
It's just, er...
543
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,160
Well, it's a big job.
544
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,800
I want you to know
these things, that's all.
545
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,960
Keep talking. I'm listening.
546
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,160
Fifty feet underground.
547
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,960
It's gonna be
a four-man crew, more's the pity,
548
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,920
but I've got no choice.
549
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,760
[Ruby] Jamie?
550
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,480
-Jamie?
-What?
551
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:29,120
There's definitely no chance that you said
something to anyone about where we are?
552
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,000
Karen, maybe?
553
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,800
No.
554
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,160
I'm by the book.
555
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,760
Hiya.
556
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:51,800
I'm sorry. It is about the support
and not the outcome.
557
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,960
Fair-weather parent, are you?
Supportive when the going's good?
558
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,880
She smashed it. A big success.
559
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,000
-That's brilliant.
-Oh, you're happy now, are you?
560
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,760
Hundred seventy-nine hits.
561
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,760
Hundred seventy-nine!
Stick that in your pipe.
562
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,239
Hundred seventy-nine hits
in twenty-four hours?
563
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,800
-That's humiliating.
-What?
564
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,719
We tweeted thousands of people,
and only 179 even bothered.
565
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,320
They're all laughing at us. We're shit.
566
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,120
I fucking knew it.
Keep the dream alive, shall we?
567
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,719
Oh, baby.
568
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,960
I'll have this as well. Put it on the tab.
569
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,080
What? I'm making a stew,
you dirty-minded buggers.
570
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,320
-Rough day?
-You could say that.
571
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,199
Jamie's away.
572
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,480
I'm doing his collections,
except Mimi doesn't think I'm up to it.
573
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,040
Who are you calling on?
574
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,160
It's Thursday, Mr. Quinn, collection day.
575
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,800
Fuck off, tart.
576
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:09,000
Every twat, they look at me
like they wanna fuck me, or fuck me up,
577
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,240
or sometimes both.
578
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,920
Well, I might be able to help.
579
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,720
You know, I'm in the family now.
580
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,400
Working in here, you know everyone.
581
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,000
You'd be amazed
at what you get to know about people.
582
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,040
This could be your lucky day.
583
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,200
[Shane] Be quiet,
otherwise he'll hear us. Don't move.
584
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,320
Look at the size of it. It fucking stinks.
585
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,400
Stuck down here, in this fucking den.
586
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:50,400
-Is there any point in that?
-There's every point.
587
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,080
It's still money.
588
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,400
[Aidan] You got any winners?
589
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,520
What's with all the fucking questions?
590
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,080
[Chesney] I keep my mouth shut
and my ears open.
591
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,280
It's amazing what you can learn.
592
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,720
This bloke's always drunk by now,
cos he works the night shift.
593
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,800
Picks up a bottle of gin on the way home.
Walk right in and take the money.
594
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,560
Fat Dennis' granny's always there.
He comes in to buy fig rolls for her.
595
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,360
And she's old school.
She'll make sure he pays.
596
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,400
Thursday?
597
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,960
[Chesney] That ginger twat tried
to grope my knackers by the deepfreeze
598
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,080
every Saturday shift for four years.
599
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,880
Three hours, four figures. Not too shabby.
Make the money work for you.
600
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,600
Oh, no. That's too much.
601
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,400
Like you said, you're in the family now
and you've earned it.
602
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,480
All right, Lillian.
Having a bit of bread with your stew?
603
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,040
No, no. This is going up the shitter.
604
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,360
Yesterday's batch is always the best.
605
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,160
Well, it's not my shitter, of course.
606
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,160
Personal and professional.
Don't get confused.
607
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,160
Cheers, Ches.
608
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,440
[Patty] You are going to get caught.
609
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,120
[Jamie] Don't you trust me? You think
I'm out cheating on you, fucking around?
610
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,440
[Patty] You're going to lose everything.
611
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,880
[Gloria] Don't have to answer to me.
612
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,640
I'm listening.
613
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,040
[Jamie] Fucking around.
614
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,640
[Patty] Lose everything.
615
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,240
[noises echo in Jaime's head]
616
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,520
You got something to fucking say?
617
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,040
What?
618
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,680
You wanna fucking go, do you, eh?
619
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:17,920
Get the fuck off me!
620
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,880
Fuck the lot of you!
621
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,200
[Letitia in phone] You've been watching
Déjà Vu, André.
622
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,920
[man] Nice one, big chap. Good on you.
623
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,720
Your daughter, knockout.
624
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,800
Thank you. I like to think so.
625
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,120
[Mimi] Thirty-seven thousand hits?
626
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,720
-Sorry?
-I've got a semi here, me.
627
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,640
-What?
-They're kids!
628
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,000
Only a semi.
629
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,280
Let me see your phone.
630
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,640
[Gloria] She's not me,
never pushed a buggy before.
631
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,800
-[laughter]
-[music playing on phone]
632
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,880
-How's she doing?
-[Avril] Oh.
633
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,760
She's not doing her schoolwork now
cos she's too upset. She's humiliated.
634
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,120
Ladies! You think that's humiliating?
635
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,280
Somebody's been fucking about
with Tish's video.
636
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,520
No!
637
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,480
-What is that?
-Oh, my God!
638
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,320
-Is that a penis?
-Somebody's doctored it.
639
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,280
-That's disgusting.
-Ooh.
640
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,480
And it actually looks
like he's sticking it up.
641
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,480
It really does look like they're naked.
642
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:31,720
My phone!
643
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,720
Thank you.
644
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,240
[Kelly chuckles]
645
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,520
[Gloria] Oh...
646
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,400
-Oh, babies. You all right?
-[music playing]
647
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,200
Fantastic, 42,000 hits!
648
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,320
-And that's not even my real boobs.
-[Letitia] We're famous...
649
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,880
Apparently.
650
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,320
-Apparently, it wasn't about the music.
-[Letitia] I can't believe it!
651
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,400
-What have you done to my daughter?
-Me?
652
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,520
[Heaven] We're so famous!
653
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,160
[Keisha] We should do a calendar!
Tasteful, like.
654
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,960
-Just tit and total Hollywood.
-My tits! They look great!
655
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,760
-I could be a porn star!
-[Letitia] Shut up.
656
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,680
Come on.
657
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,880
-How did you get on?
-Oh! I'm not a natural.
658
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,160
It was about as much fun as you'd think.
659
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,720
Chesney came with me.
660
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,960
Nothing from him.
661
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,440
He'll turn up.
662
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:25,960
Thanks again.
663
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,920
-Bye!
-[Karen chuckles]
664
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,880
Bye.
665
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,880
Something you need to tell us?
666
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:39,840
No.
667
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,840
That woman, your friend, is worried.
668
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,560
Well, she should really talk
to her husband about that.
669
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,240
Hiya!
670
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,080
[voicemail] ...is unable
to take your call.
671
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,280
Please leave your message after the tone.
672
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,800
[keypad bleeps]
673
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,120
Oh. Cheer up! What happened?
674
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,680
[ringing tone]
675
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,160
Brilliant...
676
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:09,520
Seeing as you're asking.
677
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,160
Pulled in every payment, and then some.
678
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,760
Even got compliments
on my friendlier approach,
679
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,080
when they realised I'm no mug.
680
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,200
Piece of piss, really.
681
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,840
Oh, come on.
682
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,240
At least let me
rub your faces in it a little bit.
683
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,400
-There's a problem.
-Fuck off. I did a good job.
684
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,040
No, not with you.
685
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,200
They're all missing.
686
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,160
-Who?
-All of them.
687
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,760
Jamie, Shane, Ruby, Aidan, Frank.
688
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,400
[Billy] Patty thought Frank
was up to something with Aidan.
689
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,520
When she came round here,
we realised they was all together.
690
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,360
He's still a child.
691
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,760
So forgive our lack
of congratulations about your success,
692
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,200
but we've got other things on our minds.
693
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,880
Where?
694
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,240
We've asked everyone we can think of.
695
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,160
So if he hasn't told you,
then we are fucked.
696
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,440
[whirring and grinding]
697
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:15,960
Excuse me.
698
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,080
[zip]
699
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,560
[Shane urinates]
700
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,080
[zip]
701
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,840
[Mimi] It's like
when a kiddie's been snatched,
702
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:19,480
or some poor girl's gone missing,
or a killing's happened.
703
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,120
Somebody always knows something.
704
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,600
Now's your chance.
705
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,880
Come forward.
706
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,520
And we'll go and fetch our loved ones,
say no more about it.
707
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,480
[Gloria] You don't have to answer to me.
708
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,320
[Jamie] Yeah, I know that.
709
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,000
It's just...
710
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,280
Well, it's a big job.
711
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,320
I want you to know
about these things, that's all.
712
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,000
Well, keep talking. I'm listening.
713
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,320
Fifty feet underground...
714
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,040
[Gloria] Fucking men.
It's always got to be about them.
715
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:06,360
What am I doing? Look at me.
I'm shaking.
716
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,720
This has got to stop.
717
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,800
[Mimi] Then hear this,
718
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,280
and I'll say it quiet
so you know I mean it.
719
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:18,240
If I find anyone's been holding out,
720
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:23,040
or if something should happen to any one
of those five souls lost out there,
721
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,560
then permanent damage will be done.
722
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,960
[Jamie] All creatures
have three basic needs.
723
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,400
Eat.
724
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,760
Defecate.
725
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,760
Fornicate.
726
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,280
If I had my time again,
727
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,680
if I get the chance,
728
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,760
all I want is to live.
729
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,480
We need blood.
730
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,000
-Violence isn't the answer.
-[Mimi] You're writing him off already.
731
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,320
What if he's dead?
What if he's found shitloads of money
732
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,280
and fucked off?
733
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,240
-I know where they are.
-How come you know about it?
734
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,000
-Your Jamie told me.
-When?
735
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,880
-Are you alright? Are you all alive?
-Mam, we're down here!
736
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,640
-Ah-ha. We're through.
-Buzzing!
737
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,800
-[bang]
-[Dominic] Shit.
738
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,520
Jamie! We've had a setback.
There's been a second collapse.
739
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,920
On my count of three, let me go.
740
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,400
-Ruby!
-[screaming]
741
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,320
[theme music]
742
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,440
[Shane] Please, Ruby. I'm begging you.
743
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,120
No, not even
if you were the last man on Earth.
744
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,840
All right, what if them lot all died
and I was the only survivor?
745
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,360
Okay, I tell you what.
746
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,560
If you can suck your own knob,
I might consider it.
747
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,280
Oh, self-fellating?
748
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,840
You dirty cow.
You know I'm up for a challenge.
749
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:16,120
[groaning]
750
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,400
[groaning]
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