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[tapping]
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Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their backs! Oh!
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So you've had your Labour, reclassifying
skunk, sending prices sky-high.
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Literally, literally, taking
the grass from its own roots.
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Now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word, or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green
and pleasant land in ancient time.
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Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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-This is our England now!
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[theme music]
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[woman] Clearer with number one
or number two?
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[Frank] Society is dead.
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But it was all a big fucking lie anyway,
so save your tears.
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Don't mourn.
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Two.
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Schools, hospitals, pensions,
care for the wrinklies,
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all that "cradle to the grave" shite
was just an expensive luxury.
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What were we thinking?
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We are animals.
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It is survival of the fittest.
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To paraphrase the one good Scouser,
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I don't believe in government,
I don't believe in society,
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I just believe in me.
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[sensual music playing]
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Straight ahead.
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[music stops playing]
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Noble profession, optician.
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Helping the blind to see.
Windows to the soul.
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Well, there's more money in dentistry,
but I didn't make the grades.
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So here I am, living the dream.
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One of the girls will help you pick out
some frames from our own-brand range.
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-Beg your pardon?
-Your prescription.
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Oh, no, you don't understand, Doctor.
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The dole sent me down here.
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I have to go through the motions,
or they dock the benefit.
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I'm not a doctor, and you need glasses.
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That's not...
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-possible.
-It's fact.
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I'm not of the four-eyed persuasion,
you know. I'm strong. I...
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Me against...
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-I've got the constitution of an ox.
-An ox that needs glasses.
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There's fuck all wrong with my eyes,
love, so let's get serious, shall we?
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Put your breasts away and look again
with your little torch thing
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and see if we can't get it right
this time.
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["I Am The Resurrection" playing]
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♪ Down, down, you bring me down ♪
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[groans]
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[whispering] Fuck.
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♪ Down, down, you bring me down ♪
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♪ Down, down ♪
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♪ Down, down ♪
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♪ Down, down ♪
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[woman clears her throat]
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[laughter]
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Ha-ha.
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Very fucking funny.
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How can a piss-stained tramp like you
be too vain to wear glasses?
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It's not vanity.
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-Yeah, and a wash wouldn't go amiss.
-Fuck off, you chimp!
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All right, knock it on the head!
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-Come on, we're only having a joke.
-Just fuck off!
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-Oh...
-Have we hurt your feelings?
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[laughter]
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-How was the graduation?
-Brilliant ceremony.
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All dresses and gowns and hats.
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Like the royal wedding
but without the inbreeding.
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Magical, pregnancy. It's brilliant.
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Oh, it's a hoot.
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Do you mind if I have a little rub?
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Fire in. Everyone else does.
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Good to have a graduate
in the family, though.
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White-collar worker, respectable.
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Is that what it's about, respectability?
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You're asking the wrong person.
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[Kelly] You dirty bastard!
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I hope he appreciates all this effort.
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Buzzin'. Best day of my life.
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-Got to go.
-[man] No, no. Come on, Jackson,
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stay for another drink.
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-Yeah, don't go!
-Be fair.
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-His mates are throwing a party for him.
-Yeah, my mates.
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[theme song from
2001: A Space Odyssey playing]
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I graduated. I'm a qualified teacher.
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Mammoth.
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Mates...
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Fuck it, they can wait an hour.
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[cheering]
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-[woman] Cheers, everyone!
-Here's to the class of 2012!
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You all right, love?
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Mm. Must have got caught up
with his classmates.
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Did you tell him you were planning a do?
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Thought he'd pick up on my hints...
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but clearly not.
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His phone goes straight to voice mail.
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Poor cow's in denial.
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-What of?
-That her man's an arsehole.
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Thank fuck we're normal, son, eh?
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For fuck's sake, look in the mirror
before you come out the toilet, will you?
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-Sorry.
-Sorry.
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How about some porky pig?
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Oh, no.
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[dog barks outside]
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-Oh, vanity, thy name is salmonella.
-Jesus Christ.
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What the fuck, Nosferatu?
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If you're trawling the night
looking for the blood of virgins,
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-you'll have a long wait round here.
-I have the sweats, and you're lucky I do.
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If you could read, you'd see that meat's
not fit for human consumption.
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I was saving it for the ducks.
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Ducks can't eat bacon.
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Tell me something I don't know.
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And aren't you a bit past your own sell-by
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to be self-conscious
about wearing glasses?
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I am not self-conscious.
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Bollocks! You're like a teenager
who's been told not to pop his zits.
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We do have mirrors.
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I am aware that energy expended
on vanity's largely wasted on my part,
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-kind though it is of you to point it out.
-So, what?
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I cannot be weak.
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I know what they think round here.
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You've seen how they treat me.
Laugh, point, kick, rob.
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Not many tears shed
when I fell in the Jockey, was there?
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Sticks and stones.
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It's only because...
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I have this.
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Yeah? This.
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Faculties. Senses. Head, body.
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If I am strong, they can do whatever
they like, but they cannot penetrate.
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I am immune.
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And wearing glasses fractures
your superhero defences?
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Spectacles, hearing aids,
walking sticks, prosthetic limbs.
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These...
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These...
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place me on a very slippery slope.
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If I am weak, I will not survive.
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Yeah, we open at seven.
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Doesn't mean I actually want
to be out of my pit at seven.
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-What time do you have, Feeney?
-Just gone half past the hour, Miss.
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Begin.
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Right, lads, not much time. You know
the drill. You, number 10. You, 11.
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Remember, be firm.
Get straight to the point.
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Leave them in no doubt.
They'll be glad of it.
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[Patty] God in heaven!
You'll have the thing off its hinges!
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Don't open the door this time
of the morning. It can only be...
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-Operation New Start.
-Oh.
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DSS. Gestapo.
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These are court-signed documents
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ordering you to vacate these premises
with immediate effect.
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You're being evicted.
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All right, all right! Keep your hair on...
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so I can scalp you
when I open the fucking door.
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Can we come in?
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No. It's not even nine o'clock yet.
What's going on?
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-We've been evicted.
-Who has?
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All of us.
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Now, they can't search the house, right?
We've still got some human rights left
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in this fucking dictatorship
of the moderate.
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So, we don't need to flush
the drugs, then?
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No, no, we're safe. What drugs?
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You stupid little...
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If the place wasn't swarming with suits,
I'd strip-search you, you little bastard.
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-What are you doing?
-Make noise, move about.
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Be several children.
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[Frank] Keep the noise down, will you?
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We've got guests. Bloody hell, kids.
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Mayhem up there.
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Oh...
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-Hello.
-He still doesn't get it, Miss.
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[whispers] Stop calling me Miss.
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It's creepy, like I invented you
in a fucking lab.
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Sorry, Mi...
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So... Aidan Croker,
14, should be upstairs.
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And this little angel should be Stella.
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Are you enjoying your... your breakfast?
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Prawn cocktail.
Loves her seafood, so she does.
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Right, so no other children,
is that correct?
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Or were you suggesting
there are some more up there?
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[thudding upstairs]
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Yeah, just the one. But, you know,
he puts himself about a bit.
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This is a multi-agency operation,
Mr. Gallagher.
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Department of Work and Pensions,
local council,
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HMRC,
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environmental health,
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-the police.
-That's not fair!
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In the past, people have relied
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on the left hand not knowing
what the right hand is doing.
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Not anymore.
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You can't put people out on the street.
A child, a cripple.
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A geriatric fucking cripple.
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No, it's a broad remit.
Premises inspection,
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checking that claimants
are getting all they're entitled to.
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Or not.
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And in some very extreme cases,
I am sorry to say,
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the serving of eviction papers
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to those individuals who have repeatedly
ignored the wishes of the court.
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[Patty] What court?
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"Gallagher, Vernon Francis,
has failed to answer a variety of charges
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relating to benefit and council tax fraud,
amongst other things."
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Well, nobody told me.
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We have to look at this as an opportunity.
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It frees you from that cycle
of debt and dependency,
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free to pursue a new start.
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Temporary accommodation for you
and the boy. Make sure and call ahead.
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St. Helens?
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Do you get that sense of freedom...
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being evicted so you can go forth
and fulfil your potential?
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See it as an opportunity to give up
the fags for good. Change your life.
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Fuck off, you bastard.
Look what you've done to me.
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I'll never fit any of my clothes
ever again.
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In the delivery room, I want you there,
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with an extra-strength filter-tipped
and a Zippo, ready to go.
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I don't care whether
they've snipped the umbilical or not!
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Grub up.
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All nice and healthy for the baby.
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Cosy.
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How's the flat hunt going, Micky?
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Oh, I've not started yet.
You know, I've been a bit busy.
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Life just takes over, doesn't it?
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Well, you know what they say,
two's company.
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-Four's a party.
-[Kelly chuckles]
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I can't believe I'm going to be called
Uncle Micky again.
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Not by blood.
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No, but we're roomies, aren't we?
So, she can call me that if she wants.
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-I just called her "she".
-[Kelly chuckles]
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Just gonna have a dump.
Kick my mates out the spare room.
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We have got to get him
out of this fucking house.
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Well, he won't take a hint.
Maybe we could move.
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Ah.
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I'd better get going.
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-What are you flogging today?
-Oh, er...
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DVDs, bit of weed, fags...
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home-brew, Viagra, toastie-makers.
[kiss]
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They can't get enough
of fucking toastie-makers.
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[Micky] OMG.
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Come and have a look at this, Kel.
It's absolutely enormous.
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What time is it?
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Something's up.
People running about all over the place.
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-When did I get in?
-About four.
248
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,600
I got caught up. I'm sorry.
249
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,520
Tomorrow's chip paper.
250
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,440
I'm off. You better think about how
you're going to make this up to me.
251
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,520
You're totally up shit creek.
252
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,600
[sighs]
253
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,000
-[clamour]
-[Jamie] Enough.
254
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,040
Enough!
255
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,680
You're like a herd of geese.
Squawk, squawk, squawk!
256
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,360
Gaggle.
257
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,840
What?
258
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,720
It's not a herd of geese,
it's a gaggle of geese.
259
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,280
You wouldn't say
a flock of dogs, would you?
260
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,760
Half six this morning,
the bailiffs turned up.
261
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,880
DWP. Who's that? What's it stand for?
262
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,800
[loud chatter]
263
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,760
Any idea what they're going on about?
264
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,320
Don't know, don't care.
265
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,440
But they can't hang around here.
I'll tell you that for no charge.
266
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,400
Where else are they supposed to go?
267
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,920
Fine, I'll go and see what's going on.
268
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,520
[siren wails]
269
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,800
[dog barks]
270
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,080
I presume there's a story here.
271
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,640
-Good night, was it?
-Yeah.
272
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:52,560
Your missus put on a decent spread.
It's a pity you missed it.
273
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,560
She's a good woman. Don't fuck it up.
I speak from experience.
274
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,240
I'll make it up to her. What's going on?
275
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,960
Er... Arresting folk for false claims.
276
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,400
-[siren wails]
-Half the estate'll be in jail.
277
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,720
I think that's the plan.
278
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,119
Well, you know,
if you can't do the time, eh?
279
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,280
Dick.
280
00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,280
What's the story, Ches?
281
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:21,160
Don't know.
Storm troopers, occupied territory.
282
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,920
Step back, please.
283
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,560
I'm a local business owner.
Got a couple of questions.
284
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,800
Yeah, let her through.
285
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,240
-Can I ask what's going on?
-You are...
286
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,000
Karen Maguire.
I run a pub just up the road.
287
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,040
-You are...
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
288
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,480
Carmen Kenaway, Kerr-Kenaway Solutions.
289
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,520
I'm on secondment
with Operation New Start.
290
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,840
You're evicting people?
291
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,360
We provide support
for those who most need it.
292
00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,920
So, you're not evicting people?
293
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,840
Those defrauding government agencies
have all assistance suspended.
294
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,400
Including housing?
295
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,440
-Karen, leave it.
-What?
296
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,560
We've got licences to protect.
297
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,480
Don't open the door, Benny!
Don't open the door!
298
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,920
If you don't let 'em in,
they can't force entry.
299
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,640
[knocking]
300
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,800
Two streets so far. Seven families.
301
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,800
It's got fuck all to do with us.
302
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,640
The last thing we need
is to draw attention.
303
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,160
-They can't just evict people.
-Pint, please.
304
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,720
Splitting families up,
temporary accommodation, hostels,
305
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,600
-shelters all over the northwest.
-Wigan, St. Helens, Liverpool...
306
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,240
That's worse than being homeless.
307
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,240
Any chance of some fucking service
down here?
308
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,880
These families are in proper trouble.
309
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,160
Well, everybody's got a sob story,
so forgive me
310
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,600
if I can't get worked up about it.
311
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,200
I've got problems of my own, like where
am I going to house my dependents?
312
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,320
Don't be stupid.
We've put Patty in our spare room.
313
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,480
-I've got Aidan at ours.
-And we've got Stella.
314
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,320
Well, don't all rush at once.
315
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,720
-Maybe if you weren't such--
-A scrub up?
316
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,840
A cunt, I think she was going to say.
317
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,320
You can't wash that off.
318
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,640
Well, fuck the lot of you.
319
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,200
[siren wails in distance]
320
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,320
Hello, officer.
321
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,640
I heard you were coming back.
Well, good luck.
322
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,320
They're not gonna make it easy.
323
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,520
[Carl] So, what's happened?
324
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,960
No-one told you?
325
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,760
You've been evicted, Carl.
326
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,080
Patty's bunking at ours.
327
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,240
Aidan and Stella
are staying at the Maguires',
328
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,720
-so everyone's safe.
-And Dad?
329
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,600
I'm sure we can make space for you.
330
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,320
I'm okay, thanks.
331
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,560
I'll sort something.
332
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,120
We'll have a few drinks later,
celebrate you being back.
333
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,360
[slurring] Oh, the prodigal pig returns!
334
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,040
You let us get evicted?
335
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,440
Move along. You're not fit company.
336
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:29,720
What, so this is your plan? Live rough?
Sup the breakfast of champions?
337
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,640
-Hey!
-Hey.
338
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,840
-Yeah. How could you do this to me?
-To you?
339
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,560
Yes, to me. Remember?
The one who brought you up.
340
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,600
Fucking shame of it.
What have I done to deserve this?
341
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,800
It's a good job.
342
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,920
You're a police officer.
343
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,040
[man] Fucking hell!
344
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,800
Oh, yeah, fucking hell. Yeah. One of them.
345
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,920
Yeah, I am.
346
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,920
Job, pension, purpose.
347
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,000
You're no son of mine.
348
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,400
Oh, I'm devastated.
349
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,440
-Has he joined the coppers?
-Ah, I don't know.
350
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,720
Heh-hey! Hello, hello, hello.
351
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,680
-You all right?
-Yeah.
352
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,040
Thought I might get a bite to eat.
353
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,360
Where have you been?
Haven't seen you in ages.
354
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,720
Doing my training.
355
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,000
You know I've joined the...
356
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,320
You bastard.
357
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,640
Welcome back, mate.
358
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,960
Besides, not like they brainwashed you,
is it? You're still one of us.
359
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,040
Well, yeah, course.
360
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:52,040
Look at you, all grown up.
Where are the handcuffs and the truncheon?
361
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,120
Don't graduate till next week.
Get all the gear then.
362
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,280
I'm hoping they'll let me
bring a Taser home.
363
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,760
Where are you crashing?
364
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,120
Don't know yet. Just saw my dad.
365
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,800
Stay with us.
The more the merrier at the minute.
366
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,600
-You sure?
-Yeah, course.
367
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,440
Come on, grab a box while you're at it.
368
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,040
Don't worry about that, mate. On you go.
369
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,240
-Sure?
-Yeah.
370
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,760
Jesus Christ!
371
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,840
How long... Ferret!
Have you been stood there for?
372
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,160
Long enough to know
you're a fucking weirdo.
373
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,680
Pot, kettle... Cunt! Black.
374
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,040
I don't like you being here.
You should go.
375
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,240
I've got a message.
376
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,160
-Like Jesus?
-What?
377
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,760
Derren Brown? Magdalene?
378
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,720
No... Fuckwit.
379
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,840
For you.
380
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,120
And my ex.
381
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,320
Should I write it down?
382
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,920
You've got a babby coming,
and I know how much she wants that.
383
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:14,400
And, it's not the babby's fault
she's the spawn of a mental midget.
384
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,800
-You said "she".
-Yes, I did, didn't I?
385
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,720
Hm.
386
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,160
For what it's worth...
387
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,560
I don't wish you well...
but there'll be no trouble from me.
388
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,800
You're losing the circulation
to your hand.
389
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,120
[gasps]
390
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,160
Thank you. Jaffa!
391
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,280
[Carmen] Choccy's too big.
You might have to open the door.
392
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,720
Can you do that?
393
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,040
Oh! Wait a minute. I might have found...
394
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,600
Ah! Another one. Ooh!
395
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:05,120
There's more than one way to skin a cat,
Feeney. Little bit of initiative.
396
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,560
Hey... You're doing a good job.
397
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,560
Time someone took this place to task.
398
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,720
-And, er, what's your name?
-Jackson Powell.
399
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,200
Jackson Powell...
400
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,840
Oh!
401
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,840
What is it, Miss? What is it?
402
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,880
No.
403
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,320
Oh, you dirty bastard! Get up!
404
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,560
Hang on. Isn't that the person
we saw this morning?
405
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,560
I think it is, Miss, yes.
406
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,680
-Get up!
-No. Feeney, Feeney, wait.
407
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,160
This is an opportunity.
408
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,760
I mean, look at him.
How long's old Malky lived here?
409
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,440
I don't remember a time when he didn't.
410
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,640
And have you ever seen him
put his hand in his pocket?
411
00:24:56,360 --> 00:25:00,000
Not once, the tight-fisted fucker.
He's been nursing that for four hours.
412
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,920
Right!
413
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,360
It's time to get a shift on!
Hooverville won't build itself, you know?
414
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,280
-What you doing?
-They're getting a bit cosy.
415
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,200
Well, I told them they could crash here.
416
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,160
Well, that can't be legal.
So, un-tell them.
417
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,040
Tweet me and complain.
418
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,400
Like my Uncle Terry, that.
419
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,040
This one time, he beat the living shit
out of my Auntie Sheila.
420
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,080
-Did she deserve it?
-What?
421
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,240
Did she deserve the beating?
422
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,160
I don't know. I was only little.
Anyway, that's not the story.
423
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,440
Argh!
424
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:33,240
No, she didn't deserve it, because hitting
a woman is never acceptable, understand?
425
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,160
This is an important lesson for you,
since you've married our mam.
426
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,600
Oh! I understand! I do!
427
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,480
Give it a proper wash.
428
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,760
Hey! Got a few kegs
I need to shift up from the cellar.
429
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,800
Give us a hand?
Earn your keep while you're here.
430
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,120
Yeah, no probs.
431
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,880
-What was that for?
-You've made som' of yourself.
432
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,160
And you don't let anybody
fuck it up for you.
433
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,080
So...
434
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,720
How are we gonna make this work, then?
435
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,960
How do you mean?
436
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,320
Monthly retainer.
437
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,800
Little bit extra if we need
something more specific.
438
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,040
Fuck off. I'm a probationer for two years.
439
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,400
I'll be making the cuppas
and having the piss taken out of me.
440
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,200
Well, call it
a long-term investment, then.
441
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,200
You'll be able to buy yourself
a nice little run-around before long.
442
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,760
Look, I'd never land you in it, J.
You know that.
443
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,440
But I'll always be my own man.
444
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,200
We can't talk about this again.
445
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:50,120
Besides, half of these are doubled up,
you tight bastard.
446
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,880
Yeah, couldn't get to the fucking bank
before it shut, could I?
447
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,200
So, what are we shifting?
448
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,120
These big bastards over here.
449
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,360
Hey, they don't skimp on expenses
for the corporate raiders, do they?
450
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,200
I won't lie to you.
So, you feeling better?
451
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,400
Well, I regard you bringing me here
as a hostile action.
452
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,480
-You were destitute! You ungrateful pig.
-Temporarily, I think you'll find.
453
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,800
Daniella. Please excuse Mrs. Feeney.
454
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,400
We're a very close team, and she's...
naturally protective.
455
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,880
Mrs? Really?
456
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,880
Somebody need a passport?
457
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,840
-[gasps]
-Er... would you leave us, please?
458
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,160
So, Frank, I am curious.
459
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,160
Were there no family
that could take you in? No friends?
460
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,920
Social evolution in practice.
461
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,120
-What?
-I wear glasses.
462
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,160
Right?
463
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,600
These. Slippery slope.
464
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,440
Galápagos Islands round our way.
465
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,160
If you're weak, you'll be savaged.
466
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,200
If I am fucking this man,
467
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,720
cunts in this place will eat me alive,
without a second thought.
468
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,880
Thanks to you lot.
469
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,160
My lot?
470
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,880
Oh, come on, don't pretend
you're "of the people".
471
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,320
Your fucking shoes alone would buy
a three-bed semi in my street.
472
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,400
Come on. People are...
473
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:19,840
you know, they're tired of this
"them and us" mentality, aren't they?
474
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,000
It always seems to be the old Etonians
475
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,280
telling the rest
we live in a classless society,
476
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:30,200
as they pass laws to deregulate
around their investments.
477
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,440
The old divides don't apply.
It's about survival nowadays.
478
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,920
Hey, your neighbours
weren't slow to cast you out, hm?
479
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,440
Do you think they're worried
about what's become of you now?
480
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,160
Hm, I suspect not.
481
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:48,080
We want the same thing.
You scratch my back...
482
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,640
Oh, God.
483
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,000
[sighs]
Well, I wondered when this was coming up.
484
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,360
Okay.
485
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,120
No more free lunches, eh?
486
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,840
Oh.
487
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:09,920
I was thinking more... information,
and less...
488
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,960
penis.
489
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,200
[slurring] Derek Molinari.
What a fucking chancer.
490
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,040
Punches in for his shift at Meinhoffer's.
491
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,840
-Ching, ching!
-[jingling sound]
492
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:32,080
And then heads out to the bookies all day,
493
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:37,680
only stepping out to sign on
every Thursday.
494
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,720
[Carmen clicks her tongue]
Bet he's not the worst.
495
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,440
Oh, not by a long shot.
496
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:49,720
I'll tell you who's a lying twat.
He never shares his smokes.
497
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,960
Biscuit-arse Pettigrew...
498
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,840
Ronnie, to his mother.
499
00:29:54,920 --> 00:30:00,400
Apart from having BO that could fell
a fucking buffalo at 20 paces,
500
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:05,440
he's claiming on four different addresses.
501
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,640
And does he share the goodies around?
502
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,960
Did Jesus have a rubber cross?
503
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,720
Thought I was going to run out of tape.
504
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,880
Um, would you like me
to have your room cleared?
505
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,360
That's not my room.
506
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,920
Oh, I wouldn't let that stench anywhere
near the place where I lay my head.
507
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,760
No, I'm over here.
508
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,960
Okay, would you like a wake-up call, Miss?
I could bring you a coffee?
509
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,360
[whispers] If you were mine,
510
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:47,920
I'd have a cast made
of your magnificent breasts...
511
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,680
and this tongue...
512
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:55,280
would probe and plunge deep.
513
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,160
Front bottom, not back.
514
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,000
Did you say something?
515
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,240
-No, Miss, I was just thinking, erm...
-Night, Feeney.
516
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,960
Good night, Miss.
517
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,280
What the fuck?
518
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,680
Argh! I don't carry cash!
519
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,360
My arse isn't clean!
520
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,200
[Micky laughs loudly]
521
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,600
Go on, slag!
522
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,960
-[man on TV] Stephen, please look at me!
-Yes, Kelly?
523
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,360
[man on TV]
All you're planning to do is sit back
524
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,320
and carry on selling 100 quid's worth
of weed a week!
525
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,680
Micky, do you mind?
526
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,720
-Can't be doing with telly first thing.
-Oh, it's brilliant, this one.
527
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,400
They get the DNA
and they find out if they've been...
528
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,920
There's no fucking milk.
529
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,440
Marty's got something to ask you.
530
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,680
-Well, see, I--
-You need to move out.
531
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,840
-What?
-We're nesting.
532
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,560
We need room for the baby, mate.
533
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,480
But I was gonna help you, you know...
like the Three Musketeers.
534
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,960
No, we're like the two musketeers,
535
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,280
and you're like a bloke
who insists on crashing with us
536
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,240
and won't take a fucking hint.
537
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,080
-You've been hinting?
-In neon, with megaphones.
538
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,960
Had a biplane fly past the other day,
trailing a banner.
539
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,720
"Micky, have the sense you were born with
and get the fuck out."
540
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,200
You're a brilliant flatmate.
541
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,520
No, you... You're right.
542
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,960
-Your needs are greater.
-Don't be like that.
543
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,760
[voice breaks] I'll be gone in an hour.
544
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,040
Think you were direct enough?
545
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,600
Why can't you crash in the Dormobile?
546
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,960
Oh, I don't get the keys for that.
They know I'd sell the rust bucket.
547
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,920
Don't wash your gonads in the sink.
548
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,680
Other people
have to brush their teeth there.
549
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:57,240
-So, where are you gonna kip tonight?
-Wherever I lay my hat, son.
550
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,760
I was born under a wandering star.
551
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,560
I need no man. I am a rock.
552
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,040
-A rock?
-Mm.
553
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,200
Frank, you're washing yourself
in my brother's gaff,
554
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,920
and you're rolling on deodorant
supplied by the bollock-washer.
555
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,800
Trust me, it's every man for himself.
556
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,640
Only the strongest will survive.
557
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,440
Don't... Don't do that.
558
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,400
[chatter]
559
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,120
Keep your strength.
All for one, one for all.
560
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,400
You don't fool me for a fucking minute.
561
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,960
All right, Shane, what's the abuse today?
562
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,120
Go on! Do your worst, I'm a big boy.
563
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,600
You all right?
564
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,960
I got you something.
565
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,040
[sighs]
566
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,640
-What am I looking at?
-All of 'em.
567
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,560
Any one you like.
568
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,880
Might as well aim high.
569
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,199
Time to move on.
570
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,120
Finally.
571
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:18,199
What if I don't want to? I like it here.
572
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,560
It's what we always said we'd do
when I graduated.
573
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:26,400
I think we were wrong to want that.
574
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,040
I think we're right.
575
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,159
Mate, you need to make the most of it
while you can.
576
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,560
Random drugs tests and all that.
577
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,159
Fuck off.
578
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,320
Besides, I don't think
I can go through with it.
579
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,800
What?
580
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,920
Passing out ceremony.
581
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,600
So, you did all the training,
but you're not gonna graduate?
582
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,159
-What's the point in that?
-I can't, not...
583
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,960
Not without my dad's blessing.
584
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,640
Fuck your dad.
585
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,360
-If I go, who's gonna look after him?
-Look, he's a survivor.
586
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,440
If there's no-one there
to protect him from himself,
587
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,280
he'll be dead within 18 month.
588
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,480
I can't do that to him.
589
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,080
I can't let him cut me off.
590
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,200
Miss, no-one's answering their doors.
591
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,400
I haven't the patience for this.
Call a town meeting.
592
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,080
-What?
-Put our cards on the table.
593
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,280
Are you sure?
594
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,680
What we're doing
is for the good of these people.
595
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,440
It's time they understood that.
596
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:54,560
That's 75 percent of benefit claims
in this area are fraudulent.
597
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,400
They're not fraudulent, they're rejected.
There's a difference.
598
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,320
-[murmurs of assent]
-Parliamentary procedure.
599
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,800
Miss Kenaway has the floor.
600
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,520
If you want to make an interjection,
approach the microphone,
601
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,280
and the chair will recognise you.
602
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,280
-You heard me.
-[murmurs of agreement]
603
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,400
The thing is, you have got to pay your way
and, more importantly, you've got...
604
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,800
Don't lose your head.
605
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,080
-This matters to me.
-Why?
606
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,600
Because if I fuck them, I fuck myself.
607
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,400
[Jamie] I don't buy into
all this nobility bollocks.
608
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,680
[Karen] Yeah, you do.
609
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,720
You can't fool me.
610
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,440
I know you.
611
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,320
[Carmen] But we can't go on like this.
612
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:40,200
Less than 15 percent of residents pay
any council tax at all.
613
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,880
-No wonder!
-Order!
614
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,880
Why...
615
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,480
Why should anyone pay
council tax round here?
616
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,480
-[murmurs of assent]
-The state of the roads.
617
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,040
Half the street lights
haven't worked in a year.
618
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,760
[applause and murmurs of agreement]
619
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,880
You're making my point for me.
The Chatsworth is a failed estate.
620
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:02,400
[man] It might be a shit-hole,
but it's our shit-hole!
621
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,960
[Carmen] No-one wants to move here.
622
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,640
You can't expect the authorities to just
keep on throwing good money after bad.
623
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,120
Invest!
624
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,520
[cheering and applause]
625
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,760
Right, no, okay, I know for a fact
626
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,320
that someone in this room
works at the Meinhoff brewery
627
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,640
and is claiming disability benefit.
628
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,360
Someone else, lives in...
Thank you... Anchor Way,
629
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,360
is claiming on four separate addresses.
630
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:33,440
Swing a cat, and you'll hit half a dozen.
That's not the point.
631
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,000
-[murmurs of assent]
-Order!
632
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,840
Well, what is the point?
633
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,240
Well, I'm waiting.
634
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,120
Stop punishing people
who can't defend themselves.
635
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,720
-We're not punishing anyone.
-Yeah, you are.
636
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,280
This places sticks in your craw
637
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,240
because we're a dent on the balance sheet.
638
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,400
And the fucking balance sheet
is your god, correct?
639
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,680
[cheering]
640
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,680
This operation will continue
whether you co-operate or not.
641
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,600
Fine.
642
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,160
Bring it on.
643
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,920
[cheering and applause]
644
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,320
You're barred!
645
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,600
[Jamie] Why do I get the feeling
I've just been set up?
646
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,640
Because you have. Told you I knew you.
647
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,520
You do realise we've just declared war?
648
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,080
-What...
-Oh!
649
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,240
-...are you doing?
-How do you mean?
650
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,400
I told you that stuff in confidence,
just between us.
651
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,240
You're the one
who doesn't believe in society.
652
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,800
Doesn't mean I want to join
in the goose-stepping, does it?
653
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,440
Oh, this isn't about class.
654
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:49,080
We're not the SS.
It's about people getting away with it.
655
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,440
They bought shares in utilities
and satellite dishes
656
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,520
when the going was good.
657
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,320
They?
658
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,840
Who are they?
659
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:03,800
Well, they are the people
who might be a little bit funny
660
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,960
if they knew that you and me
had been chatting.
661
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,280
Keep your ears open, Frank.
I want to know what they are doing.
662
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,960
Shit.
663
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,120
-Twenty cigs. Come on.
-No.
664
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,240
-Why the fuck not?
-Cos you're a tosser.
665
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,600
Serve him, Ches.
666
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,280
It's all right, forget it.
I think I've just lost my craving.
667
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,840
You should be proud of Carl.
668
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,840
Proud? Proud? Of that traitor?
669
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,040
Yeah! Not the "traitor" bit, though.
670
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,960
What is your problem?
671
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,760
-What, the truth?
-Yeah.
672
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,320
You are not like
your brothers and sisters.
673
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,800
You are destined for far lesser things.
674
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:52,880
Cheeky bastard.
675
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,880
You were my one great hope.
676
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,080
The salvation of my loins.
677
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,920
We fuck up.
678
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,920
We turn the other cheek. We run away.
It's our DNA.
679
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,560
Rotten to the core. Like father, like son.
680
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,800
-I'm nothing like you.
-Oh...
681
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,280
I'm not.
682
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,120
Oh. Oh...
683
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,240
What are you doing?
684
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,920
You're freaking me out, you tit!
685
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,080
This job won't last.
686
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,920
The real you's in there,
fighting to get out.
687
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000
And I am counting down the days.
688
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,480
Know what gets me, though?
689
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,040
Some fucker's grassing them up,
passing on details and that.
690
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:43,960
It's not right.
691
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,200
[Shane] Do you know what?
I fucking hate grasses.
692
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,560
Yeah, they know how to treat them
in Iraq and Iran,
693
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,200
you know, in the Middle East.
694
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,960
Cut their heads off, man.
695
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,920
No messing about.
696
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,080
They decapitate you for shopping someone?
697
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,200
Yeah. Big curly sword. Wha-wha-tcha!
698
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,840
-They've got the right idea, mate.
-Nah, nah, nah, nah.
699
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,240
The Irish, they had the right idea.
700
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:15,200
They tarred and feathered the informants,
tied 'em to lampposts...
701
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,640
[Frank] Come on! Please.
702
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,960
-[car sounds horn]
-Could get hypothermia.
703
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,400
-Fucking bird flu, maybe.
-Fuck off.
704
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,560
...like turkeys at Christmas.
705
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,800
-Morning.
-Morning, sir.
706
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,800
[cheering]
707
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,720
Yeah, fuck off.
708
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,840
Our very own little Che Guevara.
709
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,080
Who's that?
710
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,920
-The one on the T-shirts.
-Footballer?
711
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,200
Yeah.
712
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,160
What's your fucking hair like today?
713
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,560
-Er... Where's Karen Maguire, please?
-Kiss my dick.
714
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,160
Perhaps your mother has better manners.
715
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,040
I'll tear your fucking head off
and shit in your neck.
716
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,400
I'm here.
717
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,960
Er, your licence to sell alcohol
on these premises has been suspended,
718
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,600
pending investigation.
719
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,240
Investigation of what?
720
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,360
Several possible contraventions
of the Licensing Act 2003,
721
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,800
including letting patrons
spend the night at the location.
722
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,360
You don't have the right to serve these.
723
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,880
Oh, this is a multi-agency operation.
It's tobacco and alcohol too.
724
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,920
It's across the board.
725
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Fine. Go ahead, suspend the licence.
We'll give the drink away.
726
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,800
-What?
-We'll give it away.
727
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,400
We can take the hit. This place doesn't
close, ever. You won't starve us out.
728
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,720
I'll have a triple voddy, Rockefeller.
729
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,240
Could you help me out, please?
730
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,280
I've been in here since Tuesday.
731
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,000
Could you not put a little more
on the deposit?
732
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,800
For an extra 2,000,
you could get this one.
733
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,800
It has a downstairs toilet.
Be perfect for me.
734
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,640
-You?
-[Patty] Well,
735
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,400
you're going to have to
get used to the idea
736
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,840
that this could be
a permanent living arrangement.
737
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,520
You're welcome to stay until
you sort out alternative accommodation,
738
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,400
but for the first time in my life,
I could be approved for a mortgage,
739
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,920
and it's for my family's future, only.
740
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,920
-We may never get our house back.
-[knocking]
741
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,360
You wouldn't cast a destitute pensioner
out onto the streets?
742
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,760
If I had to, yeah.
743
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,840
-[man] Jackson Powell?
-Yeah.
744
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,720
[man] We're from Operation New Start.
745
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,800
You claimed income support
whilst undergoing teacher training.
746
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,080
-Yes, yes, but that's--
-[man] You also received
747
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,160
a maintenance grant
to the sum of 2,906 pounds...
748
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:58,640
-No, no. It's not... You don't under--
-...and a teacher trainee bursary
749
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,160
to the sum of 6,000 pounds...
750
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,840
You can't expect a man who has family
to provide for to live off that alone.
751
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:09,560
...as well as over-claiming on family
tax credits over a period of four years.
752
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,000
You're not listening to me.
753
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,120
My family need it.
754
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,960
Every penny goes on our survival.
755
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,720
I'm like you, an honest working man.
756
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,240
That's the last of it.
757
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,600
Micky.
758
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,840
[clears throat]
I'm... I'm sorry. We owe you big time.
759
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,440
If circumstances were different,
we'd love you to stay.
760
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,280
-I could baby-sit.
-No, get the fuck out! Get a fucking life!
761
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,840
Don't have to tell me twice.
762
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,200
Oh, you going somewhere?
763
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,120
I'm moving out.
764
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:08,480
You all are. Council-sponsored,
court-sanctioned eviction order.
765
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:10,680
[chuckles]
766
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,960
I'm being prosecuted.
Can you believe that?
767
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,760
He invited them in,
made them a cup of tea,
768
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,320
which, by the way,
I've noticed neither has touched,
769
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,840
and offered a light snack
for the privilege.
770
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,280
They've made a mistake.
We're not dole scroungers.
771
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,240
There's no point. I'm signing off anyway.
772
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,080
I'm a qualified teacher now.
773
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,600
-I've got a post at St. Morrissey's.
-My husband has no comment.
774
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:37,640
Both of you, out of my fucking house now.
775
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,200
Not another word.
776
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,320
We'll be in touch.
777
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,680
Did you see the way he just looked at me,
like they would Frank Gallagher?
778
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,720
How fucking dare they? I'll fix this.
779
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,400
That's fine, then, isn't it?
780
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:05,160
Just in case,
put this pot away somewhere safe.
781
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,880
Cos after that lot get through with us,
782
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,120
at least
we'll have something left to piss in.
783
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,240
Pasta do you for lunch?
784
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,880
Oh, I can't stand
feckin' Italian food. I...
785
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,480
Pasta would be lovely.
786
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,400
Four quid! Come on!
Can't sell them in the shop.
787
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,080
Look at 'em all. What have we done?
788
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,960
-Come on, boys! Get your pennies out!
-[cheering]
789
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,360
God knows.
790
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,200
Pint and an orange.
791
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,200
Put a large voddy in it.
792
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,960
Bairn's got to get used to it some time.
793
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:51,080
-Go on, what you having?
-No, you're all right, thanks. I'm fine.
794
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,600
[silence falls]
795
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,280
[clanging]
796
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,600
For fuck's sake, is it panto season?
797
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,280
-What have you done, Frank?
-Nothing.
798
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,680
I'm just... I've...
799
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,200
I've had my fill, that's all.
800
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,920
-Frank?
-I haven't done anything.
801
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,360
-You're refusing a free drink?
-I'm not.
802
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,800
I'm just...
803
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,360
He's got a guilty conscience.
804
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,320
-What? About what? You threw me out.
-[Mimi] He's lying.
805
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,600
-Can't even look me in the eye.
-[sighs]
806
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,280
-Swear on the kids' lives.
-I swear.
807
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,400
-Swear on Man City.
-I swear.
808
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,800
On your mother's memory.
809
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,320
-Oh, Frank.
-Oh...
810
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,480
Grass!
811
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,520
She's got us over a barrel. If I don't...
812
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,240
-Fucking hell!
-No, listen!
813
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,160
If I don't weigh her in with info,
814
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:41,880
she's going to fucking hang me out to dry.
815
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,840
[murmuring]
816
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,200
Well, come on, then!
817
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,320
-Come on! Come on!
-[jeering]
818
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,600
Bring it on, you... pack of hyenas!
819
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,840
Fucking pussy!
820
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,800
Got fuck all to lose, anyway! Come on!
821
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,640
I'm fucking...
I'm just a fucking punch bag, aren't I?
822
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,480
[Billy] One man's torture
is another man's justified measures.
823
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,480
I mean, I don't know if I believe
in punishment for its own sake.
824
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,480
I'm more a rehabilitation man myself.
825
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,080
I'd have no conscience about it.
826
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,240
I want to see him suffer.
Two-faced grassing bastard.
827
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:21,320
We might cut your knob off, you know.
You can still live like that, knobless.
828
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,440
I always thought it'd cause you
to bleed to death,
829
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,920
but apparently not.
830
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,200
You can't kill Frank.
It'd be like... drowning a puppy.
831
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,560
Er... I've drowned loads of puppies.
Trust me, it's fuck all like this.
832
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,840
Still carrying a torch for him, are we?
833
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,040
Yeah, I don't want him murdered,
so I must be carrying a torch for him.
834
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,320
Is that your logic?
835
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,960
Because there's loads of people
that I don't want murdered,
836
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,600
so that must make me a right slapper.
837
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,280
[Billy] It does turn you
into a soprano, though.
838
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,760
You know, high voice and all that.
839
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,520
Sopranos used to be
dead valuable in history.
840
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,640
-[muffled cries]
-When I say soprano,
841
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,240
I do mean castrato, obviously.
842
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,680
[muffled cries]
843
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:02,520
The Pope had a whole choir of them
in the 16th century.
844
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,600
[muffled shouting]
845
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:10,080
Burn me, shoot me, drown me at sea.
I don't care what you do.
846
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,440
But stop fucking talking.
847
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,600
Punishing him for its own sake
makes no sense. How does it benefit us?
848
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,880
[Mimi] It isn't supposed to benefit us.
849
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:20,800
Maybe it is.
850
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:25,600
Look, he spied for them, yeah?
Why can't he spy for us?
851
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,520
Find out what they're up to,
bring it here?
852
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,640
And maybe pass on some duff information
to them while he's at it?
853
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:34,760
What, Frank Gallagher, double agent?
854
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,760
Oh, fuck me, we must be desperate.
855
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,160
["Under Pressure" playing]
856
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,640
Look out, Mata Hari's on the case.
857
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:46,840
Oh, ha-fucking-ha.
I don't have to do this.
858
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:50,720
Er, shouldn't have blabbed your fucking
mouth off to them in the first place.
859
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,000
You owe us, all of us. Big time.
860
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,480
I know...
861
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,880
that.
862
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,480
That's why I'm trying
to put things right, aren't I?
863
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,040
I'm finding out
what they're up to so you...
864
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,680
we have got a fighting chance
of stopping them.
865
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,000
Good luck.
866
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:21,400
Big, big, big, big, big,
big, big, big plans.
867
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,880
Hm, pray tell.
868
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,680
It's bribery.
869
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,480
Need to keep a close eye on your team,
870
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,920
cos someone on the inside's passing info
in exchange for readies.
871
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,640
Get Frank another drink, yeah?
872
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,080
I think it helps him to talk
more... freely.
873
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,280
[laughs] Okay.
874
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,000
So, Frank, um... what sort of information
are they supplying exactly?
875
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,280
It's like addresses of where
you're going to swoop next, you know.
876
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,400
When are you swooping?
You know, matter of interest.
877
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,080
[man] Carmy! Carmen!
878
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,400
I couldn't find you!
879
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,600
I have no sympathy or time for this.
880
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:00,840
I love you!
881
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,160
[Carmen] I used to be at your beck and
call every time she spent my money.
882
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,200
Oh, great!
883
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,240
Carmen may be some time.
884
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,360
Ah.
885
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,640
I'm in no rush.
886
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,400
It's all right, love.
Your virtue's safe with me.
887
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,480
I may need glasses,
but I'm not totally Stevie Wonder.
888
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,960
[slurred] Where the fuck
has Carmen got to?
889
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,480
We won't see her now.
890
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,440
This always happens when he shows up,
891
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,920
and she falls for it every time.
892
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,280
A husband. Going through a divorce.
893
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:43,080
He's a drunk, a womaniser.
894
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:48,240
He'll have had his way with her
and then run back to the younger model.
895
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,640
Men are bastards.
896
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:54,160
Do you have a little lady crush?
897
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,880
[sniggers]
898
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,200
I, er...
899
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,600
I touched her boob once,
while she was asleep.
900
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,840
The left one.
901
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,800
I just, er... brushed my palm
902
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,320
across her nipple.
903
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,720
I sleep on it now.
904
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:24,560
Hard to tell, cos I'm so pissed,
but I might have just come in my pants.
905
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,920
You're all stuffed, though. You know that.
906
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,160
-What?
-It's political,
907
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,880
like immigration.
908
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:39,440
No government can be seen
to be supporting benefits.
909
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,560
The underbelly is a cancer.
910
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,760
-Shall we have another drink?
-Oh, no.
911
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,600
-Go on!
-No.
912
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,160
-You know you want to.
-No, no.
913
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,680
Go on!
914
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,080
Oh, all right, and then we call it a day.
I need to, er...
915
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,400
Leave the table here.
916
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,440
[Carmen] Where's Feeney?
917
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:25,640
[glass clinks]
918
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,680
-What are you doing?
-I just... I...
919
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,280
dropped my glasses.
920
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,200
You look shagged.
921
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,200
You going somewhere?
922
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,520
[Avril] I don't know who you are any more.
923
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,680
-Oh, I'm going somewhere.
-I don't want to be like everyone else.
924
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,000
I want two parents.
925
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,080
You're so keen to move on.
I think you should.
926
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,440
You're not that stupid.
Fifteen years of marriage?
927
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,880
Fifteen years?
928
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,640
Letitia.
929
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,920
I wouldn't want you
looking down your nose at us.
930
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,520
Maybe one of your better class
of mates can put you up.
931
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:24,480
In.
932
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,400
In!
933
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,840
I won't be blackmailed!
934
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,160
Not a fucking word.
935
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,520
-There you go, love.
-Cheers.
936
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,840
Oh, come on, I've earned it.
937
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,160
If I had my way, you'd be propping up
a bridge somewhere by now.
938
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:05,880
Oh, what, you going to stuff your gums
with orange peel?
939
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,320
Tell me Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes?
940
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,200
You don't scare me!
941
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,320
We're fucked.
942
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:19,440
They're going to evict as many
as they can, but there's no new tenants.
943
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,360
No-one's moving in.
944
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,560
They're going to
keep the houses empty, permanent.
945
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,520
Well, that's stupid.
946
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,920
No, that's clever.
Left empty, the houses'll rot.
947
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,720
Yeah, but then,
no-one'll want to live here.
948
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,200
Which is exactly what they want.
949
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,240
They're looking to shut down
the whole estate.
950
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,880
No houses, no pub, no punters, no people.
951
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,760
This'll become one of those places
people used to live.
952
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,360
Well, I, for one,
am lying down to no bully.
953
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,560
-I'm with you.
-We need a plan.
954
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,600
I wear them for reading sometimes.
955
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,160
I wear contacts.
956
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,680
I need 'em for watching telly.
957
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,800
I don't need glasses.
958
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,120
I only wear them cos fellas
can't resist the slutty secretary look.
959
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,600
How are we going to fight them?
They've got cops and dogs.
960
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,280
-[Aidan] They've got Tasers.
-We need to be smart. Guerrilla warfare.
961
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,160
Yeah, French resistance.
But we're not French.
962
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:15,360
We're all in the same fucking boat.
963
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,800
[Frank] All right,
so maybe I was a bit premature.
964
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,480
These are difficult days.
965
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:30,720
You know, post banking crisis,
post comprehensive spending review,
966
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,600
cuts, cuts and more cuts.
967
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,360
And kick the living shit
out of the underbelly,
968
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,400
cos they're least equipped
to defend themselves.
969
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:49,560
The more things change,
the more they stay the same, yeah?
970
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,160
Bastards, you.
971
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,440
[sighs]
972
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,320
[chatter]
973
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,200
[Frank] Society is dead.
974
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,200
Long live society.
975
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,960
Thanks to you,
these people have lost their homes.
976
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,320
A hundred and fifty grand?
977
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,160
That's a bonus, if she manages to
permanently board up 120 houses.
978
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:19,760
Partner couldn't make it again?
979
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,040
-I can't do it on my own.
-I'll mess it up!
980
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,000
You'll mess it up if you ignore your baby.
981
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,120
Upset by a couple of evictions, are you?
982
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,240
Ten years from now,
this place will be wasteland!
983
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,160
[Karen] She has destroyed people's
lives. She's caused total mayhem.
984
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:36,200
You know what hormones are like.
I really need to go and ride my boy.
985
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,080
[moaning]
986
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,800
Baby!
987
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,040
[theme music]
988
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,920
[woman moaning]
989
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,480
There's spunk stains on the pillowcase
and dried-on lubricant.
990
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,600
It's a working house.
991
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,680
[faint moaning]
992
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,760
Have you got a little stiffy
under there for me?
993
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,920
No. I've really not.
994
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,880
You'll come round eventually.
76128
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