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[suspenseful music]

Happy Halloween, goozy goblins.

My favorite time of year
has come again at last.

And I'm so delighted you've decided to tune
in once again.

This is 94.1 Slash FM, the
spookiest station in Hazel Falls.

I'm your host, Count Slashula, in tonight's
tales of creepy, thrilling, twisted, bone

chilling and even downright mind bending
because we just wouldn't have it any other way.

But enough chat from me.

Let's get ready for tonight's show.

Our first terrifying tale is one that reminds
me of my favorite stories from years ago.

There is a girl, a knife and a whole lot of
screaming.

I can't believe this is what you guys chose
for the next reading.

I know the cover looks a little crazy, but
Iris?? is really good and I needed something

with a little more energy other than lively
in the castle novel.

You just don't like those gothic
psychological trauma story.

It's 146 pages of goofy descriptions of
what people are going to eat and clean.

And so you know, happy characteristic are
just mean and unlikable.

So now we're reading God
damn zombie chainsaw murderer.

Oh this better be good West.

[laughter]

It will be. It is zombies.

- Who doesn't like zombies?
- Or the 11 seasons of The Walking Dead.

So we're reconvening after 60 pages.

Yeah.

That sounds good, cool.

Yes.

Okay, so let's set up another room for the
day after Christmas.

That's cool.

All right, thanks everyone
for chiming into the room.

I just love the little community that we're
building here.

So I'll send a link to everyone as we get closer
to the next meeting and we'll talk about zombies.

Happy holidays.

Hey George, we just wrapped up the room, but I
can make sure you get a link for the next one.

Damn, I was just getting settled in here and I
was hoping I can catch you all before it was over.

What book are you reading?

We're actually just starting a new one.

God damn zombie chainsaw murderer.

Talk about layers.

I didn't go for it but we're doing the
first 60 pages, if you want to join us.

I was hoping to read something
a little more in my lane.

Even if we're talking about chainsaws, my heart
is a chainsaw, would have been a great read.

I know.

I love Stephen Graham Jones.

Have you read Mongols?

That's what brought me back to him and then I had
to go back and grabbed a copy of the Bird is gone.

It says third novel, I believe.

I couldn't get through that one.

I think it just went over my head the last
time I read it.

Hands down, though.

Absolute favorite, After the people, lights
have gone off.

Sucker for a good Ghost story, huh?

I am.

It just lingers with me.

Think about that book maybe once a month.

I'm surprised no one has adapted any of his
stuff into a movie.

There's still time.

Hollywood is trying to boost their
diversity numbers in that genre.

It can't be just Jordan Peele and James Wan
anymore.

Okay, so before I say mine, I want to know
yours.

What?

What's your favorite scary movie?

The Strangers.

Live Tyler's performance is amazing and I
love the killer's response when she asks "Why"

are you doing this?"
- Because you were home.

What about you?

I'd have to say Scream.

Going with the classic, huh?

You don't think that franchise is worn out with
the whole killer calling talk to you thing?

I mean, even the last one couldn't figure out a way
to ditch the landline phone trophy in the beginning.

The opening is the best part.

Some poor unsuspecting girl ends up talking to the
same person who puts a knife in her back minutes later.

- Crazy.
- Yeah, I guess.

I had to think she only had to answer a few questions
correctly and the killer would left her alone.

She could have answered every question
right and she still would have died.

Wound't be a movie, otherwise.

I did think the questions were a little easy, as in
my heart review it you would be much more challenging.

- I don't think you would survive.
- What do you mean?

Or maybe you would. We can find out.

Would you like to find out?

Fuck.

[phone rings]

- Hey Mom, why are you calling me from Facebook?
- This isn't your mother.

How'd you get into my mother's account?

You know, you live in a nice, quiet street off campus here,
but do you really think it's a good idea to do it alone?

[suspenseful music]

- What do you want?
- I want to play a game.

This isn't fucking Scream asshole.

You play my game bitch and I will make you
fucking scream, understand?

I can just call the cops.

Oh, I think I can rip out your rib cage
before you even see their flashing lights.

Horror movie, trivia, three rounds.

You win, I leave and you enjoy the rest of
your night.

Plus you love scary movies.

This should be a breeze.

Would you like a warm up question?

Why are you doing this?

In which town does the
original Scream take place?

Woodsboro. It is Woodsboro, right?

Yes. See?

I'll be out of your here in no time.

Question, one.

I don't want to do this.

I'm sure there's some white girl campus you
could do this too.

Question one: In The Conjuring, what game did
the children play with each other in the house?

Clap. A hide and clap.

Correct.
Oh you do know your movies.

Question two: In Get Out, the main character is put into
a hypnotherapy session in order to break what habit?

- Let's not waste too much time here, Jada.
- Smoking, she wanted him to stop smoking.

Correct.

One more and you can
rest peacefully tonight.

In the movie It, how many years does
it take for Pennywise to return to Derry?

I don't know. 25 years.

- Oh, I'm sorry Jada, but that's just not correct.
- No, no, no.

Look, I never saw it.
Give me something else.

Please, I got the the first two right?

- Just pick another movie, please?
- Okay, Jada. Bonus question.

- What room am I in?
- What?

There's only so many rooms in your little off-campus oasis. You
came home and went straight to the living room for your book club.

That leaves a few rooms left in the house
unchecked since you've been home.

- Which room am I in?

- There is no one in here.
- Is that your final answer?

[suspenseful music]

Fuck this.

No, no, no.

[tense music]

Oh, that brings back so many memories.

Of course, if I ever want to go to any house
anymore, I have to be invited, which makes

me so very envious of the
lucky folks in this next story.

Because no matter where they go or who they
want to see, they always get to be someone's

guests.

[phone rings]

Hi, you've reached the Dorians.

We are unable to answer the phone right now,
so please leave a message after the beep and

we will get back to you.

Thanks.

Hi.

It's Wes.

Someone keeps leaving me really strange messages
on my machine telling me that my guests are

coming and I have no idea who it is.

So I'm calling to see which
one of my friends is pranking me.

Hold on.

Barbara, is that you?

[suspenseful music]

Hello?

Honey?

Who's there?

Oh my God.

No, no, no no.

You have one unheard message.

Your guests...

Your guests are coming soon.

You have one unheard message.

Your guests...

Your guests are in your town.

This is Erica.
Leave a message.

Hey girlie, I got your creepy message.

Good one.

Give me a call back when you can.

Bye.

What the hell?

Seriously?

[suspenseful music]

You have one unheard message.

Your guests...

Your guests are on your street.

Your guests...

Your guests are at you door.

Erica?

It's a little early for
Halloween, don't you think?

Haha, trick or treat?

[suspenseful music]

Okay, you got me.

Your guests...

Your guests, will want your head.

Okay, real funny.

Jokes is over.

[music intensifies]

[heavy breathing]

[phone rings]

You have one unheard message.

Your guests...

Your guests are coming soon.

[suspenseful music]

[knocking]

Now those three really know how to put on
a good fright.

But remember, here it's Slash FM.

We want everyone to know that no matter who
you are or what you do, everyone can enjoy

Halloween and get in a good scare, even a
couple of homes like these.

3,2,1.

Darn it.

Come on now.

I told you made it too tight.

Oh damn it.

What?

What do you mean what?

Does that look like a kill shot to you?

For sure, I think we
definitely hit an artery.

They're supposed to be a geyser of blood.

Where's the geyser?

Its because you can't see it.

It's all going on internally.

Trust me, it's pooling into the cabin.

I don't know.

I'm starting to think this machine
isn't working as supposed to.

Right.

This sucks.

Oh, come on.

No, no, no.

This is supposed to be something cool and
fun and now it feels wrong.

Hey Milton you know what's wrong?

Two loyal professors getting shit canned one
week before their scheduled to receive 10-year.

That's what's wrong.

Think of all the teachers we're saving by
taking out this selfish prick.

Do it for the teachers.

No, no, no.

That would make us murderers.

We're not murderers, right?

Remember this way?

Hey, it's the balls fall.

I can't put a ball on trial can I?

What would it say?

Your honor, I had a blast.

Right, or I had a ball.

Set up for that.

It's fine.

That's good.

Hey, we built a good machine.

We'll get it right.

My favorite parts when it works.

Mine too, buddy... Mine two.

[playful music]

Hey, will you look at that?

We got ourselves a kill.

Hey!

You want to set up the next one?

Hell yes.

Yeah, great song choice by the way.

Thanks, I lost my virginity with that song.

Really?

- I like to plow girls too
- Awesome.

You know in the winter time
they call me the snowplow.

What do they call you in the summertime?

Paul?

It's not as funny.

You have any nicknames?

They call me chef Boyardee.

Now you are holding a dead guy.

Oh, he likes it.

Okey-dokey.

There.

Here we are Margaret.

And we both know this was coming sooner or
later.

I just want you to say it for me, just say
one time.

Let my ears soak it in like an ocean wave.

On March 15th of last year, I Margaret
Stillman, A pulled upon sack lunch.

Say it, Margaret.

I know you did it.

????
Oops.

Terrific.

Half the goddamn sandwich in the trash.

So wasteful.

And every night since that
day I've just imagined you.

With those thick fucking sausage fingers,
manhandling that delicious amount of ham,

turkey and gouda chipotle bread.

I can't sleep a wink.

You were so tiny, you knew
you weren't gonna finish all of it.

Please, just say it for me one time.

Let me have my peace.

Admit your mistake Margaret.

Let God heal.

Settle down, buddy.

Thank you.

What's that?

I can't hear you.

Let me help you.

Who's Marcret?

You know too much.

What is she saying?

She don't like a test.

Oh, I knew it.

Remind me to wear my glasses when we kidnap
the next person.

- It doesn't look good with the ski mask
- Here we...

Does Margaret seem smaller?

...go.

Oh, it's always satisfying when your death
machine finally gets working.

But after making a mistake like that, sometimes
you just need to get away from it all and

bring your monsters out to the desert.

There's a certain appeal to living alone
and away from the rest of the world.

But when you're all alone, there's also no
one around to save you.

Every year on Halloween night, mysterious creature
known by locals such as Monstro Del Desierto,

emerges from the depth of darkness
to feed.

Urban legend enthusiasts have found no
recordings or images of the tall tale beast.

But only coincidences.

Some say it feeds on distressed souls.

People with no will to leave.

Others believe it is a non-discovered
mammal that has conquered the desert reign.

No mather what you
believe, tonight is Halloween.

And it is time to feast.

My love, I know you haven't heard from me
a couple of days.

And I'm sorry to leave you with this.

[tense music]

The monster is inside my head.

They continue to win.

Please, please know that I love you.

I do, I do.

I love you.

Please, forgive me.

[heavy breathing]

Really?

[suspenseful music]

[screaming]

Fuck you.

[wind blowing]

[suspenseful music]

Please, please forgive me.

...That I love you.

[growling]

[screaming]

Ah, looking out to a lone wolf and getting
them when they give you a good opening.

Reminds me of some old pals of mine.

Boinks and Geezer.
They're always fun to swap stories with

on a long night like this.

Why don't I give them a call and see what
they're up to tonight.

Now today we're going to
be looking at black beans.

Now, the thing I like about black beans and
any beans for that matter is the variety of

ways with which it can be prepared.

You can put it in any kind of meal you can
imagine, but why mess with the classic and

put it in something when you can just cook
it by itself?

If you don't have the food, just get beans.

Beans is a suitable substitute for
every single food group in the alphabet.

You can go for your veggies.

Eat bears.

It comes from the ground.

Your meat? Beans.

Protein.

Hello.

Hey buddy, is this Boinks Pizza?

Yes, it is.

Okay, well listen, I've been waiting an hour for
this extra large special cheesy blaster pizza.

Where the hell are you?

It should be on its way now.

Well, you better hurry up cause
we got a hungry crowd over here.

Fuck piece of shit.

Who's there?

Hey.

[doorbell]

Extra large cheesy crust?

Dude, I didn't even get to put my mask on.

Well, you shouldn't have been late.

You're always doing the shit.

[rock music]

Dude, I wanted to it that.

[tv running]

This is getting too easy for me.

What are you talking about?

The whole delivery business.

It's old.

Come on, it's a perfect routine.

I kill some dumbass pizza guy and you kill
somebody with your coupon numbers, which is

brilliant, I might...

You're too kind.

And we get all the serial killing
experience we need to be in the big leagues.

And then we get a free pizza and a pad to
kick it in.

But that's just it, okay?

We're not big league yet.

Not as long as we're killing one guy, who's
ordering pizzas, all right?

It's time we take this
shit to the next level.

Boinks Pizza.

I'm saying some pizza
will be some next level.

Hey, I'd like to order some pies.

How many and what toppings?

Yeah, three large.

Man, I thought you said one kill per order,
one kill per night.

That's what you said.

I'm tuckered out.

This is exactly what
I'm talking about, okay?

I think it's a group.

You know how long I've wanted to take on a
group?

I just wanted to relax after all our hard
work.

Kick back and enjoy some stolens ap.

Look, I want action and you didn't get any
tonight.

So yeah, we're doing this, got it?

Sauces and cheese with a kegger.

Nah, I'll just fucking with you, bro.

What's the address?

80-21 blinding drive, bro.

[rock music]

All right, guys.

Pizza is on its way.

Oh yeah, pizza.

So like when are we smoking?

Hey kids, I'm heading out all right?

So keep it cool in here.

Hey, no smoking and watch
out for the demons all right?

Later.

All right, guys.

Now, we can officially start this Halloween
costume party.

What do you say, babe?

What a simp.

More like Lord of the Simps.

Oh my God, Brennan.

You are the funniest person here.

Everyone get a load of Brennan.

Like laugh.

Hey, babe.

Carol.

The Boinks Pizza have
been plaguing the town...

Hey guys, today we're going to be going over
how to create your very own demonic ritual.

Let's get started.

Uh, Caroline.

Babe, shut the fuck up.

- We literally have to do this
- Okay, sure.

What about the costume contest?

Oh, I thought you were kidding about that.

Besides, this is way more important.

I would literally sell my soul for one of
those blue check mark things.

Yeah, I didn't really want
to do the contest anyway.

Okay, so let's set this shit up.

All right, babe, I'll go grab some candles.

[supenseful music]

Pizza time.

[doorbell]

It's probably just kids trick or treat.

Come on, Amber.

Hey yo Ricky let me set up these candles.

Shit, man, do you think she saw us?

We're fine, It's intimidating anyway.

Gotta build up suspense.

You're right.

That doorbell should have got him getting
spooked.

Unless they think you're the pizza guy.

- But I am the pizza guy
- Shape up geezer.

We gotta be the scary guys now.

Yeah.

Did you forget why we're here?

To kill people?

I know.

I just like pranking people.

And ringing doorbells.

Here we go.

Some action.

What the fuck?

Why do you always do that?
Stand there?

In the open, like a deer?

Why standing scary?

You're gonna alert the
others if he sees you.

Hey, what is you're getting here?

Let's start, now, I'm done waiting.

[suspenseful music]

Guys, I think I saw someone out there.

Oh, come on Amber, you're just really high.

No, seriously, there were two of them.

There was like a clown and
an old man or something.

A clown or an old man?

Geez, babe.

What have you been smoking?

Well, I'm gonna go take
off this stupid weiner suit.

I'm not wearing anything under this.

Okay, I found the TikTok, let's do this.

Wait, what about Keith?

Fuck Keith.

I don't know guys, this is really freaking
me out.

I already had the TikTok pulled up, we're
doing this.

Step number one, grab a group of friends.

You're not going to want to do this alone,
you can trust me on that one.

Step two, wait until it's night time, get
all your friends in a circle

and just prepare yourself for what's about
to happen.

[suspenseful music]

Now if you feel prepared, repeat after me:
Be them far

or be them near, Bring them here.

We invoke thee, We summon thee,

Satan, set our souls free.

[clock rings]

Yo, Amber, relax.

It's just TikTok.

Come on baby, you gotta go lie down.

[suspenseful music]

What the fuck?

Dropped something?

Oh shit, dude.

You got me Ricky.

Sorry, I didn't wear costume dude..[?]

Come on, man.

Let's get this party started.

When did you have time to do this?

We were together the whole time.

We must have some competition.

These must be pros, there's no blood.

Shit.

[rock music]

[suspenseful music]

Wanna hit?

Strike one.

Strike two.

Strike three.

Bro, you fucked them up.

[heavy breathing]

No Brenan.

What did you do with his face?

Come on, I don't wanna do this.

Come on guys, please.

No, no, no.

Yeah, tonight's not been so bad.

It wasn't the worst
Halloween we've ever had.

It's actually been kind of rad.

I thought it was cool.

You better open some beers.

Oh, beers.

Hey you, it's almost sunshine.

Stick around for the team...[?]

- Boinks!
- Geezer!

[tense music]

Our name's aren't stupid,
we're real serial killers.

Yeah, we don't buttfuck.

Yeah, it's pretty homophobic.

It's just gonna be the geezers too, because
we are taking him with us.[?]

Wait, what are you doing?

Are you currently possessed by a demon?

You sure have come to the right place.

Stick around for the demon possession...

Babe, you've obviously gone through a lot of changes
and I don't think it's gonna work out anymore.

Put down my phone, I'm begging you.

You don't even like TikTok.

I'm not putting up with
your bullshit any longer.

"Be them close, Be them here,

Demons go away from here.

We denounce thee,
We defy thee."

Oh, Jesus Christ died for me.

[laughter]

All right, I did it.

I saved the day, this is crazy.

Wait, who are you guys again?

Why?

[suspenseful music]

Hey buddy, is this Boinks Pizza?

- We're closed.
- ...a cheesy blaster.

Hi dad.

Yikes!

I don't really tell many people this, but of all
the creepy crawlies that come out on Halloween,

I really just don't like demons.

The last time I spoke to one, he just left
me aching for a razor in the throat.

Our next terrifying tale brings me back to
a wonderful nightmare I had not too long ago

that went a little something like this.

[rock music]

[suspenseful music]

Sometimes I miss the old days when my friends
and I would go out to a local village.

Wait till it got dark and tear up some of
their cattle.

They blame it on werewolves and witches and
we'd have a great laugh about it.

But that was a view hundred years ago now
and by now they're all undead.

But, you know what they say
real friends don't die.

[sirens]

[tense music]

What are you doing?

None of your business.

Nothing.

Where is Dan?

We're on in five.

Next up, five minutes.

Freaking out.

Blue is ready to play.

Guitar's red, dude.

Really Dee Lae, now?

That's just it.

Battle of the bands, scheduled to continue
in zone 5, despite the recent

zombie outbreak in zones One through Four.
Authorities are rounding up the undead to

place them in containment.

However, be cautious of anyone
showing signs of delirious...

...as they may pose a deadly threat.

Come on, man.

I'm fine.

You sure?

Oh, last night, dude.

It was so...

Dude, this is the gig.

I know.

- We could get signed tonight.
- I know.

We're screwed.

We need someone to cover.

I can do it.

What's your plan?

No.

He'll be fine.

Uh, he'll be fine.

Look, on the stage, I'll
manage the shit out of this.

We have this.

I'm never letting anyone on the stage.

I think he'll be all right.

He just really want...

We just really want to play.

Yeah, destroying my show,
destroying my business. Sure.

Ron, you already booked us, just give us a
shot.

Grow up, no.

Just go home, guys.

Hey, they have to play tonight.

Yeah, just showed.

Wait.

Already told you, they're not gonna play.

If you want this battle of the bands
to be legendary, you need them.

Dee Lae, he's slow.

Okay, but he's always on beat.
Nolan, yeah, he looks like shit.

He doesn't play like it.

And that?

That's my brother and he shreds.

[suspenseful music]

I'm off the stage if he pukes, okay?

- Still no.
- Fine

Maybe I'll just tell the other bands you're
taking their cuts.

All right.

You're so screwed.

All right, for that crowd, make it nail it.

Death Noise?

We're actually Deaf Noise.

Dumb!

Here we go.

[rock music]

Bro!

S.O.S!

Let's do it.

Death Noise? Kill me.

Nolan?

We've got to get out of here.

Yeah, I know.

There's no way they're back here.

Uh, no.

Okay, we'll just have
to wait out the night.

We'll just have to
wait till there's no food.

No, no, no.

We have to get to safety,
we have to leave now.

We can't, we don't know how much this zone
has been breached.

We have to fighter our way out.

It's not safe out there.

[suspenseful music]

- This is better than nothing, right?
- You're bleeding.

Well?

That's nothing.

We have to get you to a hospital, now.

There's no time for that.

There's been success stories before.

Come on, Ingrid.

Well, please.

Allright, fine.
What's your plan?

I think we're all clear.

Okay, give me the keys.

- Don't you have them?
- No.

Oh, come on.

Okay, we'll figure this out.

We just gotta get those keys.

Okay, yeah, we'll fight through them.

Help me.

There's too many.

I can't stay in here with you.

Hold on.

There's gonna be something in here to help.

There's no time.

Will, you can't just give up now.

We have to get you to a hospital.

Want you to have this?

No, okay, we we still have time.

- We just got to get these keys out there.
- There's no time.

Stop saying that!

Just being realistic.

Fine, just give up, then.

I'll just smash this because
who cares anymore, right?

- Would you stop it?
- It's not fair, okay.

Why did you have to be the one to get bite?

It should have been me.

Why are you so hard on yourself?

You stand up for everyone but yourself.

Well, I'm not good
enough so it doesn't matter.

But that you are.

You're the only reason we even got on stage
tonight.

Yeah, and you got bitten.

That's not the point.

You're badass, dude?

What?

You're badass.

I'm not you, Will.

Look, I mean, thank God
for that because you win.

I know you can play that.

Blue is gonna need somebody to play.

That's such a stupid name.

[soft music]

Ingrid, I have to go.

[tense music]

This is Deaf Noise.

[rock music]

Oh, what fun this has been once again.

I'm so glad I could share some more scares
with all of you this year.

I hope it's been as bone chilling for all
of you ghouls and goblins,

just as it's been for me.

But, unfortunately, all good
things must come to an end,

at least for this round.

I've been your host Count Slashula by 94.1
Slash FM.

Signing off.

So good night, sleep tight and hope I don't
come around to bite.

[laughter]

[suspneseful music]