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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:01,502 . 2 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:03,655 So, you know, I read this really interesting article 3 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:08,342 about a man whose dog dragged him out of a flaming gym. 4 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:10,511 Matthew, I love you, but we're not getting a dog. 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,280 Okay? We couldn't even keep a Roomba alive. 6 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:13,657 We shouldn't have given it that beer. 7 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,216 It was funny, though. 8 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,251 Hi, welcome to Champions. 9 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:19,087 You give us a mere 15 years, 10 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,730 we'll give you the body you always wanted. 11 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,456 I'm looking for a Vincent Cook. 12 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,191 You're looking at him. 13 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,093 Whoops! Now you're looking at me. 14 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,394 I'm his brother, Matthew, okay? 15 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,529 That's Vince, the guy you were just looking at! 16 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,531 - He knows. - You slept with my wife. 17 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:31,599 And now you're gonna pay. 18 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,167 - Whoa! - Oh my God! 19 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,411 Please don't kill him, just shoot him in the shoulder 20 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,204 if you have to, or better yet, the penis! 21 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,706 - Or not! Okay? - Hey, sir, listen, please. 22 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:41,675 I'm sure there's been some kind of mistake, right, okay? 23 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,211 Uh, what... what's your wife's name? 24 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,712 - Debra Kemp. - Okay. 25 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,348 So there hasn't been a mistake. 26 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,525 Do you have any final wishes? 27 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,350 Please don't shoot him. 28 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,827 He's got so little to live for already. 29 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,220 What? 30 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,288 I mean, he's had so many tough breaks. 31 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,466 He was the star baseball player of our high school team. 32 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,325 Full ride to college, 33 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,527 and he lost it all through bad decisions. 34 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,605 Okay, there were some things that were out of my control. 35 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,532 The economy was in the pits, also Iraq, 36 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,201 and then, yeah, some alcohol, some weed, but like... 37 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,669 Wait, you were an athlete? 38 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,838 How? I mean, your brother on the other hand, 39 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,440 I mean, his body's smoking. 40 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,442 I mean, I'd get it if my wife slept with him. 41 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:15,476 Thank you. 42 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,112 - That was so nice. - What is happening right now? 43 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,856 But what is the point of killing this guy, huh? 44 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,783 Broken dreams, deteriorating body, 45 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,452 no dog. 46 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,221 In a lot of ways, keeping him alive is worse punishment, 47 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,689 don't you agree? 48 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:31,725 Scientifically, we're all deteriorating, right? 49 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:36,297 But yes, there's some truth to what he's saying. 50 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,732 Huh. I mean, I guess, if you put it that way, 51 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,635 my cheating wife and incurable dandruff aren't really anything 52 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,637 - compared to your whole deal. - Exactly! 53 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,339 Well, I'm gonna head out. 54 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:47,384 I got five other guys I gotta confront this morning. 55 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,442 - Five. - Yeah. 56 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:51,712 Okay, good luck with that. 57 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:54,348 You know what would've protected us in that situation? 58 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:55,483 We're not getting a dog. 59 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,617 Damn it! 60 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,853 [upbeat music] 61 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,822 So, sign these papers, and it's official. 62 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,391 Your gym is sold. 63 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:04,768 I can't believe I'm really doing it, you know? 64 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:08,362 Finally, I can just let go and disappear. 65 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:10,330 Sir, if you're going to kill yourself, 66 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,899 I'm obliged to tell the police. 67 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,768 No, no, no, I'm not... I'm not disappearing like that, okay? 68 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,637 I'm moving to Florida. 69 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,615 Yeah, I've just led a life of letting people down, 70 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,241 and need a change of scenery, you know? 71 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,675 No, I do not. 72 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,478 Wow, I picked the wrong person to confide in. 73 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,714 I usually confide in my wife and son. 74 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,783 Do you have anything like that? 75 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,785 Can I just say what an honor it is to be here 76 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,188 at the Manhattan Academy for the Performing Arts? 77 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:37,391 I have dreamt of this moment ever since my humble beginnings 78 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,293 in the horrible town I was raised in. 79 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,429 - It's not that bad. - It's Cleveland. 80 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,664 LeBron James, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, 81 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,966 very vibrant Polish music scene, actually. 82 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,435 No, I wasn't criticizing. 83 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:48,745 You know, you did the best you could 84 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,404 with your limited resources. 85 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,206 She's a single mom. 86 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,708 Mm-kay, there is a tragic overtone to this 87 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,677 that I just want to refute. He has a nice life. 88 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:57,911 We have a panini press. 89 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,547 - She's my rock. - Okay. 90 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,416 All I'd asked was "Did you find the building okay?" 91 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,519 Anyway, I unfortunately have terrible news. 92 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,755 Something has happened to Mr. Stevenson, 93 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,357 the dean of students who recruited you. 94 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,691 He was caught in a sting. 95 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,561 Ooh. Mm. Like a hand in the cookie jar sting? 96 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:17,831 More like a Jared from Subway type sting. 97 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,400 Both: Oh, my God! 98 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,969 The point is because he admitted you, 99 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,571 and offered to let you live in his home, 100 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,306 we're reevaluating his decisions, 101 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:26,840 and therefore need you to re-audition 102 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,309 for the admissions board tomorrow. 103 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,843 - What? - I have to audition again? 104 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,345 I don't have a place to live! 105 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,347 Can I live with you? I can fit in a suitcase. 106 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,491 He really can, a carry-on even. 107 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,317 I mean, what are we supposed to do? 108 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:39,320 Just one more signature, and I'm on my way to Florida. 109 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,255 Hey, you don't think I'm doing the wrong thing 110 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:42,332 by not telling Matthew, do you? 111 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,457 I forget who that is. 112 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,658 Chester, it's my brother. 113 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,360 I've mentioned him several times. 114 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,429 In my defense, you've mentioned numerous people 115 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,464 in your rationalization about why 116 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,900 you're abandoning friends and family. 117 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,635 Okay, it's not a rationalization, 118 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,346 it's just what I'm telling myself to feel better 119 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,338 about my secretive behavior. 120 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:00,474 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. 121 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:04,011 Okay. 122 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,647 All right. 123 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,015 Here's your form. 124 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,983 - This is your copy. - Cool. 125 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,019 - Now, watch out for gators. - Yep. 126 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,821 Keep marshmallows in your pocket. 127 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:14,931 They think they're turtle eggs. 128 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,656 All right, thank you. 129 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,759 - And good luck to you. - Thank you. 130 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:21,762 [upbeat music] 131 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:22,896 ♪ 132 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,498 Well, good-bye, dreams! 133 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,334 Because now, I'm gonna have to return to Ohio, 134 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,568 go back in the closet, 135 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,012 marry an ugly girl from my high school, 136 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:30,904 and run a pashmina cart at the mall. 137 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,005 [melancholy music] 138 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,308 Hey, come here. 139 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,377 ♪ 140 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,347 I am so sorry that this happened. 141 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:42,750 But if you can nail that audition tomorrow, 142 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,452 I think I know a place where you can live. 143 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,720 The Plaza? Like Eloise? 144 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:47,821 Obviously not. 145 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,423 Okay, come on, let's go. 146 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:52,426 [upbeat music] 147 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,894 ♪ 148 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,496 Hey, Matthew, 149 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,331 I gotta talk to you about something important. 150 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,005 Yeah, of course, we can handle anything. 151 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,072 As long as we're together. 152 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,669 Emotionally together. 153 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,037 No, physically, like living and working together. 154 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,407 Okay, um... 155 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,909 I think we can both agree that having this gym 156 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,111 for the past 13 years is not what we planned. 157 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,414 I agree completely. 158 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,383 - Really? - It has exceeded my plans! 159 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,351 And frankly, all of my wildest dreams. 160 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,686 Hey! 161 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,088 I need to shower at your guys' place tomorrow. 162 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,457 I'm making sports drink in my tub. 163 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,393 As long as I drink 30 gallons a week, 164 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,394 it pays for itself. 165 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,495 That's smart, Ruby. 166 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,572 Yeah, you can use our shower. 167 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,398 Uh, can you give us a second? 168 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,699 Oh, I see. 169 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:33,567 The two people with private offices 170 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,469 take over our only break room. 171 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,805 You know, that's some real one-percenter crap! 172 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,108 Guess I'll go eat my pad see ew in the alley. 173 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,109 I'm sorry, Vince. 174 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,544 Well, well, well. 175 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:44,588 I guess you have time to sit and chat 176 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:45,913 with your white brother, 177 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,715 but not to text back your Indian girlfriend 178 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,049 if we're on for movie night. 179 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,618 Oh, yeah, Britney, sorry, uh... 180 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:51,861 I'm just dealing with some stuff 181 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,454 but I'll meet you at the theater. 182 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,755 This is why we work. 183 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:58,659 My entire family was so wrong about you. 184 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,529 We are so blessed to work with such strong women. 185 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,464 God, I hope nothing ever changes. 186 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,465 But why would it? 187 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,633 [laughter] 188 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:06,467 Yeah. 189 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:10,003 [upbeat music] 190 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,472 Mom, I'm starving. 191 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,973 Why are we at a gym in Brooklyn? 192 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,476 Is this another stop in your "Sex and the City" tour? 193 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,620 No, they never came to Brooklyn 194 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:19,012 unless they were dating a loser. 195 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,180 Speaking of which, 196 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,450 I need to talk to someone, all right? 197 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:25,419 So I just want you to wait here, and, um... 198 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,154 Oh, read this "Men's Health." 199 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,723 And try not to get too turned on... damn! 200 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,525 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 201 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:38,766 ♪ 202 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,868 Oh, thank God, food. 203 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:47,941 ♪ 204 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,815 - Oh, hey, private office. - What are you doing? 205 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,116 Give me that. 206 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,618 Who are you? 207 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,053 Do you want my real name or my stage name? 208 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,054 Your real name. 209 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,458 Miguel Blanchett Almodovar. 210 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,493 Your real name. 211 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,727 Michael Patel. 212 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,629 Well, Michael Patel, congratulations. 213 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:09,839 You're about to be the first Indian kid 214 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,198 to ever get arrested for stealing. 215 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,601 - How dare you? - I would never steal. 216 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,669 I was simply looking for something to eat, 217 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,871 like Jean Valjean from "Les Miserables." 218 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,673 - I never read it. - It's not a book, 219 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,242 it's a musical and a movie. 220 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,712 What is this place anyway? 221 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,985 Oh, is it a treatment facility? 222 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,080 I sing at the nursing home 223 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,224 where my mom works in Cleveland. 224 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,750 My act is a little racy... 225 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,027 Wait, where'd you say you were from? 226 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,953 Cleveland. 227 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,254 Priya? 228 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,089 Michael. 229 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,558 This is your father. 230 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,859 What? 231 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:44,231 . 232 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,424 When I got pregnant, I had a full ride to Ohio State. 233 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,101 I had a baseball scholarship 234 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,037 to perennial powerhouse Arizona State, 235 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,673 in a very competitive year. Dustin Pedroia, Andre Ethier... 236 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,117 And he lost that scholarship one month 237 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,644 into his freshman year. He was smoking a joint, 238 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,580 marijuana, at a gas station, and caused an explosion. 239 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,715 In my defense, that would've happened to anyone 240 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,617 smoking a joint at a gas station. 241 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,987 Anyway, that was just one of many, many reasons 242 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,858 that we decided it was best not to tell you he was your dad. 243 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,693 That makes sense, right, sweetheart? 244 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,228 Um... No! 245 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,664 Okay. 246 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,667 You told me my dad died in Afghanistan 247 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,569 liberating a school of blind girls. 248 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:22,936 You're a liar! 249 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,906 You're a deadbeat, and neither of you have any style. 250 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,075 - I think that's unfair. - I mean, I'm matching. 251 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,943 The only person I like is my uncle! 252 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,580 Thank you, only I cannot enjoy your compliment 253 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:36,249 as I too am reeling from this life of deception. 254 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,751 I raised you by myself, 255 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,687 and it was the hardest time of my life. 256 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,988 But it was all worth it, 257 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,856 because you were the sweetest little boy 258 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,558 until you turned four, 259 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,603 and you saw Bernadette Peters sing "Send in the Clowns" 260 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,262 on PBS, and you've complained every day since 261 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:50,874 that you needed to live in New York City. 262 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,332 ♪ Isn't it rich 263 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,267 - Stop, stop, not the time. - Okay. 264 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,580 Vince, I need to talk to you for a second in your bedroom. 265 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,772 I know this is sudden, but you have to take him. 266 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,274 I have to be at work tomorrow. Otherwise, I'm gonna be fired. 267 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,644 I wish I could help you, but I can't, okay? 268 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,778 And I can't tell you why. 269 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,146 You can't tell me why? 270 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,915 What are you, Jason Bourne? You run a gym. 271 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,717 Wow, you were a lot nicer in high school. 272 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,685 Anyway, how am I the bad guy here? 273 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,697 You're the one who didn't want me involved, remember? 274 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:14,922 I was 18 years old. 275 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,132 I also thought it was a good idea 276 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,691 to have unprotected sex with you 277 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,835 under the Coney Island Boardwalk. 278 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,169 I wanted to do it on the Cyclone, 279 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,771 but you were like, "That's tacky, don't do that." 280 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,030 - Okay. - You know what? 281 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,165 The point is, I don't know how to be a dad. 282 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,867 Do you think I knew how to be a mom 283 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,636 when I was a freshman in college? 284 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:31,639 I carried him in my backpack. He was always covered in pen. 285 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,873 [sighs] 286 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,842 You know I would've helped you. 287 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,309 Cool, here's your chance. 288 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,921 That's when I realized I just didn't have 289 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:38,912 what it takes to collect coins. 290 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,213 Great news. 291 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,758 We decided that you're gonna live here, 292 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:45,152 and we couldn't be happier. 293 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,154 - I love you so much. - I love you too. 294 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,798 Matthew, help me get the bags from the car. 295 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,658 You two can get to know each other. 296 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,659 Um... 297 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,227 [clears throat] 298 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,798 It's Vance, right? 299 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:58,799 Vince. 300 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,001 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 301 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,007 Isn't he adorable? 302 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,308 I think he has my eyes. 303 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,277 Stop, okay? Do not get too used to this. 304 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,379 I guarantee you Priya's coming back. 305 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,147 Hey, Michael, dinnertime. 306 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,925 How can I be thinking about food when I don't even know 307 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,785 what I'm playing for my audition tomorrow? 308 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,387 Brahms? Chopin? Liszt? 309 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,891 Yeah, one more name, and it is a list, you're doing great! 310 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,325 Whoa, you cooked this? 311 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,103 Or are you doing that thing where you bought it 312 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,838 and put it on plates to look like you cooked it? 313 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,163 No, I'm not trying to date you. 314 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,699 - We cooked it. - Wow. 315 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,409 Have you never had a home cooked meal before? 316 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,244 Mom works a lot, so we eat takeout, like, every night. 317 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,437 You eat fast food every night for dinner. 318 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,839 Okay, and I'm the deadbeat. 319 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,307 My mother is an angel. 320 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,985 You robbed her of her youth and left her for dead, 321 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,443 like Fantine in "Les Mis," 322 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,846 so I had to be raised by the ghoul she had become. 323 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,380 Okay. 324 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,381 Hey, what are you doing? 325 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,983 What I do every night: 326 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,857 Eat dinner while watching "RuPaul's Drag Race." 327 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,120 Oh, no, I don't think so. 328 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,055 Look, we're not degenerates who eat dinner 329 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,389 in front of the television. 330 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,901 - [clears throat] - Unless they are re-running 331 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,102 the episode of "The Price Is Right" 332 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,028 - that Matthew was on. - I lost! 333 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,830 Since I'm going to be living here, 334 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,397 and since you're both jocks, 335 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,199 I feel compelled to reveal something to you 336 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,135 that you must consider a disgrace. 337 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,374 I'm gay. 338 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,475 Okay. 339 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,210 Um, first of all, 340 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,146 it's not that difficult to tell that you're gay. 341 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,448 Yeah, I could tell from the way that you talk. 342 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,885 Also, you think we have a problem with gay people? 343 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:25,986 No, we own a gym. 344 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,163 In fact, our big dream is that 345 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,189 someday our gym will become a gay gym, 346 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,734 because women and straight guys are filthy. 347 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,126 [doorbell rings] And that would be your mom. 348 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,362 I told you she'd come back. Right? 349 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,006 You know, we always had a volatile relationship, 350 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,207 which is kind of what made it hot. 351 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,475 - Mm, I'm gonna throw up. - Okay. 352 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,803 - Oh, hey, Britney. - Matthew. Vince. 353 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,738 Why did I see some Indian chick with bad clothes 354 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,149 come out of your apartment this afternoon? 355 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,450 You were watching my apartment? 356 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,242 Of course, duh. Hello. 357 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,244 I'm Britney Sundaram, Vince's soulmate. 358 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,814 Well, we're on-again, off-again. 359 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,182 On-again, off-again soulmates. 360 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,184 How many Indian women have you dated? 361 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,095 How many white women has Leonardo DiCaprio dated? 362 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,453 No one's asking about that. 363 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,327 Well, you've cheated on me for the last time. 364 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,357 It's over. I've gotten engaged. 365 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,160 - Engaged? To who? - My career. 366 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,229 - "Career"? - You post pictures of yourself 367 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,832 drinking flavored vodka in a bikini on Instagram. 368 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,500 - Both: Ow. - I'm almost verified! 369 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,068 Stop, whatever he's done, 370 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,946 you don't humiliate a man in front of his own son. 371 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,239 Matthew's your son? I knew it. 372 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,941 You look so much older than him. 373 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,843 What? No. What? No. 374 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,412 The other one is my son. Guys, can you give us a minute? 375 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,180 I gotta talk to Britney. 376 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,117 - You're fabulous, by the way. - Oh, thank you. 377 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,219 So this is my room. 378 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,496 Yeah, I'd say my personal style is 379 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,555 "health conscious guy on a budget." 380 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,457 Well, you nailed it. 381 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,026 I love how you put a plant 382 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,527 in an old protein powder container. 383 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,163 Ah, thanks, yeah, these containers are the best. 384 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,440 This one here... [change clinking] 385 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,299 It's a piggy bank! [Chuckles] 386 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,369 And this one holds protein powder. 387 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,804 Hey, I think they might be a while. 388 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,105 - You wanna sit? - Sure. 389 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,974 Okay. 390 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,344 So is it rude of me to say that I wish you were my dad 391 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,814 and Vince was my uncle? Or not really a part of this. 392 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,383 - What, are you crazy? - Your dad is amazing. 393 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,252 Your mom only told you half the story. 394 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,021 After Vince lost his scholarship, our dad died, 395 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,957 and he had to take over the gym. 396 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,291 Gave up every dream he ever had. 397 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,260 Well, I've always wondered who my father was. 398 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,995 I'm glad inside he's nice. 399 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,230 Did you ever, uh... 400 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,598 Mm, wonder who your uncle was? 401 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,233 Not once, 402 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,502 which makes meeting you all the better. 403 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,938 - Yes! - [laughs] 404 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,007 So who's your favorite Housewife? 405 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,977 Ooh! Um... 406 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,579 My mom? 407 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,414 How could you not tell me you have a son? 408 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,884 And now he just shows up and gets to live here? 409 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,151 He's not moving in, okay? 410 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,495 I got a lot of stuff going on, all right? 411 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,288 He's never been part of my life before, 412 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,256 and I can't make room for him now. 413 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,895 You know what, I was actually beginning 414 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,429 to think that you were okay. 415 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,165 Sure, you look like the abusive boyfriend in a Lifetime movie. 416 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,534 - Oh, my God, you do. - That I could look past. 417 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,169 But I don't want to live here either. 418 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:59,072 Your life is sad and your gym is even sadder. 419 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,074 I can't believe anyone would even want to buy it. 420 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,185 Wait, what are you talking about? 421 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,643 He's selling Champions. 422 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,178 Oh, did you not know? 423 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,114 I saw the signed contract on his desk 424 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,949 and a joint, which I'm keeping 425 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,651 - for my 18th birthday. - Wait, is that true? 426 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,455 - About the joint? - Selling the gym. 427 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,325 Yes, yeah, I'm moving to Florida. 428 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,927 - By myself. - [sighs] 429 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,594 You selfish son of a bitch. 430 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,339 I can't believe the day I gained a nephew, 431 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,098 I lost a brother. 432 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:28,668 Michael, let's go. 433 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,004 Michael? Michael! 434 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,172 Michael? 435 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,540 - Michael? - Michael! 436 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:36,309 . 437 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,383 - Michael? - Michael Patel! 438 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,655 - Hey, slow down, all right? - Look... 439 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,119 - I know you're mad at me... - Mad... 440 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:45,385 Doesn't even begin to describe how I'm feeling. 441 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,021 I... am... angry. 442 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,691 Putting aside the secret son you didn't tell me about, 443 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,160 how could you sell the gym? 444 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,162 We were gonna grow old together in that gym. 445 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,997 Two gray hairs, lifting weights, 446 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,466 till one day, the rack topples over and kills us both. 447 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,068 - That's your dream? - Hell yeah. 448 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,535 - Okay. - But now it's dead, 449 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,080 - because you're abandoning me. - I'm not abandoning you. 450 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,281 Yeah, then what would you call it? 451 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,140 Running away from responsibility, 452 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:07,941 all right? 453 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,318 I don't know why you're so surprised! 454 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,310 This is what I do. 455 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,012 Okay, I let people down. 456 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:15,115 Right? Mom and Dad, coaches, Priya. 457 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,984 I've had a son for 12 hours and he went from 458 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,420 promising musician to a real bummer of an episode of "SVU." 459 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,055 [phone ringing] 460 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,529 - That might be Michael! - Answer it! 461 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,425 [sighs] It's Priya. 462 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,627 - What do I do? - Oh, I know. 463 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,262 - Give me the phone. - What, what? 464 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,663 I got this. 465 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,432 Hey, Priya, it's Matthew. 466 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:36,436 Oh, what's that? Oh, you want to talk to Vince? 467 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,971 - Okay. - What? 468 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,274 - She's really good. - I... just... 469 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,612 - Priya, what up? - Vince, hey, look... 470 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,247 Uh, I need to apologize for last night. 471 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,120 - Oh, that's cool. - I forgive you. I gotta go. 472 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,418 No, I'm not apologizing to you; You're a dick. 473 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,986 I'm apologizing to Michael. 474 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,321 And I'm coming back to get him. 475 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,056 Hey, can you put him on the phone? 476 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,666 He's not pick up and his audition's in an hour. 477 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,060 - Wha... uh, audition? - What audition? 478 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,171 - To get back into the school. - Did you really forget? 479 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,365 - Forget what? Ha ha, kidding. - That's not funny! 480 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,200 Priya, would you just get off my jock? 481 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,602 All right, I'm gonna take him to the "Glee" audition 482 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,404 because I'm his dad. 483 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,140 Okay, thanks. 484 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,208 I guess you're not as completely terrible 485 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,585 - as I thought you were. - Thank you. 486 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,011 - Bye. - Bye. 487 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,647 Wow, that woman is obsessed with me. 488 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,058 All right, we gotta find Michael now. 489 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,684 - Michael! - Michael! 490 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,157 Hey, when you said you were gonna make signs, 491 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,692 - I thought you had a photo. - A photo captures his looks. 492 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,028 A drawing captures his soul. 493 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,697 - Hey, guys, we're urp. - I broke your shower. 494 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,232 Ruby, what are you doing here? 495 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,776 I told you I needed to use your shower. 496 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,403 I didn't tell you I needed to use your razor. 497 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,538 Might wanna put that in the dishwasher. 498 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,806 Great, thanks. 499 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,417 You haven't seen a half-Indian kid, have you? 500 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,443 No, but I did hear someone crying in the gym. 501 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,811 I would've investigated, 502 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,114 but it's not my turn to kick out the homeless people. 503 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,583 I'm gonna sleep in your bed. 504 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,051 - Michael. - [soft gasp] 505 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,495 Michael, I just saw your Insta story. 506 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,122 I know that you're in here. 507 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,166 What, did you sleep here last night? 508 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,557 Oh, I tried to run away, 509 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,126 but I don't have any money, 510 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,203 and I'm not hot enough to pay with my looks. 511 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,361 Thanks for that, by the way. 512 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,829 Okay, I get it, you're mad at me. 513 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,674 But your audition's in ten minutes; We gotta go. 514 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,366 No. 515 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,311 - What do you mean, "no"? - Isn't this all you ever wanted? 516 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,570 - What's your problem? - What's my problem? 517 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,741 My problem is my father doesn't even want me. 518 00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,042 What's an admissions committee gonna think? 519 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,180 All right, look, if you don't go, 520 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,349 that's the same as quitting, 521 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,184 and trust me, 522 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,661 once you start quitting, it's hard to stop. 523 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,821 Hmm. 524 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,258 Wow, that was amazing. 525 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,427 That's Oscar-worthy. You should submit yourself for. 526 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,870 Best Supporting Douchebag in a Movie. 527 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,306 I didn't want to have to do this, but... 528 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,697 What are you... what [gasps] 529 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,134 [grunts] - [screaming] Help, help! 530 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,544 You know, I like that kid from Hoboken. 531 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,313 You don't see a lot of black kids playing the oboe. 532 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,647 - You know? - Put me down, put me down! 533 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,441 - Come on. - I know my rights! 534 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,718 Look, I got one more contestant or whatever 535 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,843 for your audition stuff. 536 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,312 Auditions were over 30 minutes ago. 537 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,880 And now we're eating our salads. 538 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,483 - Okay. - Wait, hey, nope, nope. 539 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:07,554 Uh, sir, I'm sorry, it's my fault that he's late. 540 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,324 Fifteen years late, actually. You see, his mom and I... 541 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,859 - Nope! - We did it... 542 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,861 No, no time for stories, all right? 543 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,529 Don't care. Just play. 544 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,730 Thank you. 545 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,466 - Okay. - I can't do this, okay? 546 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,344 I don't have my music; I don't even know what I'm gonna play. 547 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,835 - Close your eyes. - What? 548 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,837 - Just trust me. - Close your eyes, 549 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,407 picture yourself, and tell me what you see. 550 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,210 A diminutive 15-year-old with no friends. 551 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,711 - [imitating buzzer] - Wrong answer. 552 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,247 You are a talented and amazing kid 553 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,284 who's worked his whole life for this moment. 554 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,387 And that is why you are gonna crush it. 555 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,656 Right? 556 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,426 All right, everybody, let's put your hands together. 557 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,928 Straight from Cleveland, the mistake by the lake, 558 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,430 but he ain't fake. 559 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,501 It's Miguel Blanchett Almodovar. 560 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,636 [thud] 561 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,871 Oh, my... are... are you okay? 562 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,874 - Just do it! - Just go, go, he's good! 563 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,280 O-okay. 564 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,382 I'm gonna perform my favorite song, 565 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,584 written by another openly gay man 566 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,286 who also happens to be Indian. 567 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,260 ♪ I've paid my dues 568 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,928 ♪ Time after time 569 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:25,232 Freddie Mercury was gay? 570 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,836 ♪ But committed no crime 571 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,939 ♪ And bad mistakes 572 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,675 ♪ I've made a few 573 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,412 ♪ I've had my share of sand kicked in my face ♪ 574 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:43,216 ♪ But I've come through 575 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:49,689 ♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪ 576 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:56,296 ♪ And we'll keep on fighting till the end ♪ 577 00:19:56,329 --> 00:20:02,369 ♪ We are the champions, we are the champions ♪ 578 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,372 ♪ No time for losers 579 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:09,842 ♪ 'cause we are the champions 580 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,711 ♪ 581 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,882 ♪ Of the world 582 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,289 Whoo! Damn, boy! 583 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,023 [applause] Ha ha, all right! 584 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,792 Did you see that? Oh, my God! 585 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,327 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 586 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,463 [upbeat music] 587 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,898 ♪ 588 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,601 [phone ringing] Hang on. 589 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,737 - Hello. - Vincent, it's Dean Pasqueasy. 590 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,306 Oh, hey. 591 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,616 Turns out there's a rich family in Gramercy 592 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,309 who's very intrigued by Michael. 593 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,619 And they would like to take him in. 594 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,479 Kind of a "Blind Side" situation for you. 595 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,315 Should I give them your information? 596 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,882 No, you may not. 597 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:50,883 Mike's living with me. 598 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,885 Um, it's Michael. 599 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,487 Although it should be Laughingstock, 600 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,931 because I have wrinkles in my cardigan on my first day 601 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,590 like I'm straight up Oliver. 602 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,902 I'll be in the car trying to steam it on the heating vent. 603 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,662 ♪ Take a look in the mirror ♪ 604 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:06,399 Thank you, Uncle. 605 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,403 Yeah, Dean, actually, email me that family's information, 606 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,571 - just in case. - Okay. 607 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,505 Thank you. 608 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,507 ♪ Lord, somebody 609 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,743 ♪ Ooh, somebody - Uh, today? 610 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:21,914 ♪ Can anybody find me somebody to love? ♪ 611 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,517 Love you guys. 612 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,586 Go to bed. 44640

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