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So, you know, I read
this really interesting article
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about a man whose dog dragged
him out of a flaming gym.
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Matthew, I love you,
but we're not getting a dog.
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Okay? We couldn't even keep
a Roomba alive.
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We shouldn't have given
it that beer.
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It was funny, though.
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Hi, welcome to Champions.
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You give us a mere 15 years,
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we'll give you the body
you always wanted.
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I'm looking for a Vincent Cook.
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You're looking at him.
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Whoops! Now you're looking
at me.
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I'm his brother, Matthew, okay?
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That's Vince, the guy you were
just looking at!
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- He knows.
- You slept with my wife.
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And now you're gonna pay.
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- Whoa!
- Oh my God!
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Please don't kill him,
just shoot him in the shoulder
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if you have to, or better yet,
the penis!
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- Or not! Okay?
- Hey, sir, listen, please.
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I'm sure there's been some
kind of mistake, right, okay?
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Uh, what... what's
your wife's name?
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- Debra Kemp.
- Okay.
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So there hasn't been a mistake.
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Do you have any final wishes?
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Please don't shoot him.
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He's got so little
to live for already.
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What?
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I mean, he's had so many
tough breaks.
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He was the star baseball player
of our high school team.
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Full ride to college,
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and he lost it all
through bad decisions.
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Okay, there were some things
that were out of my control.
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The economy was in the pits,
also Iraq,
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and then, yeah, some alcohol,
some weed, but like...
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Wait, you were an athlete?
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How? I mean, your brother
on the other hand,
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I mean, his body's smoking.
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I mean, I'd get it if my wife
slept with him.
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Thank you.
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- That was so nice.
- What is happening right now?
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But what is the point
of killing this guy, huh?
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Broken dreams,
deteriorating body,
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no dog.
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In a lot of ways, keeping him
alive is worse punishment,
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don't you agree?
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Scientifically, we're all
deteriorating, right?
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But yes, there's some truth
to what he's saying.
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Huh. I mean, I guess,
if you put it that way,
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my cheating wife and incurable
dandruff aren't really anything
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- compared to your whole deal.
- Exactly!
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Well, I'm gonna head out.
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I got five other guys I gotta
confront this morning.
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- Five.
- Yeah.
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Okay, good luck with that.
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You know what would've
protected us in that situation?
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We're not getting a dog.
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Damn it!
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[upbeat music]
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So, sign these papers,
and it's official.
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Your gym is sold.
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I can't believe I'm really
doing it, you know?
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Finally, I can just
let go and disappear.
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Sir, if you're going to kill
yourself,
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I'm obliged to tell the police.
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No, no, no, I'm not... I'm not
disappearing like that, okay?
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I'm moving to Florida.
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Yeah, I've just led a life
of letting people down,
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and need a change of scenery,
you know?
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No, I do not.
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Wow, I picked the wrong
person to confide in.
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I usually confide
in my wife and son.
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Do you have anything like that?
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Can I just say what an honor
it is to be here
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at the Manhattan Academy
for the Performing Arts?
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I have dreamt of this moment
ever since my humble beginnings
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in the horrible town
I was raised in.
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- It's not that bad.
- It's Cleveland.
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LeBron James,
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame,
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very vibrant Polish music
scene, actually.
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No, I wasn't criticizing.
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You know, you did
the best you could
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with your limited resources.
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She's a single mom.
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Mm-kay, there is a tragic
overtone to this
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that I just want to refute.
He has a nice life.
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We have a panini press.
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- She's my rock.
- Okay.
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All I'd asked was "Did you
find the building okay?"
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Anyway, I unfortunately
have terrible news.
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Something has happened
to Mr. Stevenson,
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the dean of students
who recruited you.
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He was caught in a sting.
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Ooh. Mm. Like a hand in
the cookie jar sting?
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More like a Jared
from Subway type sting.
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Both: Oh, my God!
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The point is
because he admitted you,
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and offered to let you
live in his home,
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we're reevaluating
his decisions,
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and therefore need you
to re-audition
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for the admissions board
tomorrow.
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- What?
- I have to audition again?
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I don't have a place to live!
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Can I live with you?
I can fit in a suitcase.
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He really can, a carry-on even.
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I mean, what are we supposed
to do?
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Just one more signature,
and I'm on my way to Florida.
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Hey, you don't think I'm doing
the wrong thing
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by not telling Matthew, do you?
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I forget who that is.
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Chester, it's my brother.
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I've mentioned
him several times.
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In my defense, you've
mentioned numerous people
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in your rationalization
about why
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you're abandoning
friends and family.
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Okay, it's not
a rationalization,
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it's just what I'm telling
myself to feel better
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about my secretive behavior.
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- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Here's your form.
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- This is your copy.
- Cool.
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- Now, watch out for gators.
- Yep.
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Keep marshmallows
in your pocket.
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They think they're turtle eggs.
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All right, thank you.
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- And good luck to you.
- Thank you.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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Well, good-bye, dreams!
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Because now, I'm gonna
have to return to Ohio,
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go back in the closet,
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marry an ugly girl
from my high school,
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and run a pashmina cart
at the mall.
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[melancholy music]
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Hey, come here.
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♪
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I am so sorry
that this happened.
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But if you can nail
that audition tomorrow,
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I think I know a place
where you can live.
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The Plaza? Like Eloise?
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Obviously not.
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Okay, come on, let's go.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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Hey, Matthew,
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I gotta talk to you
about something important.
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Yeah, of course,
we can handle anything.
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As long as we're together.
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Emotionally together.
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No, physically, like living
and working together.
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Okay, um...
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I think we can both agree
that having this gym
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for the past 13 years
is not what we planned.
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I agree completely.
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- Really?
- It has exceeded my plans!
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And frankly,
all of my wildest dreams.
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Hey!
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I need to shower
at your guys' place tomorrow.
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I'm making sports drink
in my tub.
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As long as I drink 30 gallons
a week,
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it pays for itself.
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That's smart, Ruby.
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Yeah, you can use our shower.
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Uh, can you give us a second?
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Oh, I see.
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The two people
with private offices
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take over our only break room.
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You know, that's some
real one-percenter crap!
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Guess I'll go eat my pad see ew
in the alley.
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I'm sorry, Vince.
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Well, well, well.
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I guess you have time to sit
and chat
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with your white brother,
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but not to text back
your Indian girlfriend
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if we're on for movie night.
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Oh, yeah, Britney, sorry, uh...
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I'm just dealing with some stuff
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but I'll meet you
at the theater.
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This is why we work.
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My entire family was so wrong
about you.
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We are so blessed to work
with such strong women.
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God, I hope nothing
ever changes.
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But why would it?
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[laughter]
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Yeah.
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[upbeat music]
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Mom, I'm starving.
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Why are we at a gym in Brooklyn?
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Is this another stop in
your "Sex and the City" tour?
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No, they never came to Brooklyn
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unless they were dating a loser.
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Speaking of which,
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I need to talk to someone,
all right?
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So I just want you to wait
here, and, um...
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Oh, read this "Men's Health."
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And try not to get too
turned on... damn!
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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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♪
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Oh, thank God, food.
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♪
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- Oh, hey, private office.
- What are you doing?
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Give me that.
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Who are you?
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Do you want my real name
or my stage name?
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Your real name.
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Miguel Blanchett Almodovar.
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Your real name.
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Michael Patel.
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Well, Michael Patel,
congratulations.
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You're about to be
the first Indian kid
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to ever get arrested
for stealing.
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- How dare you?
- I would never steal.
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I was simply looking
for something to eat,
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like Jean Valjean
from "Les Miserables."
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- I never read it.
- It's not a book,
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it's a musical and a movie.
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What is this place anyway?
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Oh, is it a treatment facility?
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I sing at the nursing home
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where my mom works in Cleveland.
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My act is a little racy...
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Wait, where'd you say
you were from?
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Cleveland.
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Priya?
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Michael.
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This is your father.
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What?
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.
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When I got pregnant, I had
a full ride to Ohio State.
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I had a baseball scholarship
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to perennial powerhouse
Arizona State,
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in a very competitive year.
Dustin Pedroia, Andre Ethier...
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And he lost that scholarship
one month
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into his freshman year.
He was smoking a joint,
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marijuana, at a gas station,
and caused an explosion.
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In my defense, that would've
happened to anyone
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smoking a joint
at a gas station.
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Anyway, that was just one
of many, many reasons
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that we decided it was best not
to tell you he was your dad.
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That makes sense,
right, sweetheart?
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Um... No!
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Okay.
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You told me my dad died in
Afghanistan
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liberating a school
of blind girls.
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You're a liar!
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You're a deadbeat, and neither
of you have any style.
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- I think that's unfair.
- I mean, I'm matching.
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The only person
I like is my uncle!
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Thank you, only I cannot
enjoy your compliment
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as I too am reeling
from this life of deception.
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I raised you by myself,
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and it was the hardest time
of my life.
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But it was all worth it,
257
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,856
because you were
the sweetest little boy
258
00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,558
until you turned four,
259
00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,603
and you saw Bernadette Peters
sing "Send in the Clowns"
260
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,262
on PBS, and you've complained
every day since
261
00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:50,874
that you needed to live
in New York City.
262
00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,332
♪ Isn't it rich
263
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,267
- Stop, stop, not the time.
- Okay.
264
00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,580
Vince, I need to talk to you
for a second in your bedroom.
265
00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,772
I know this is sudden,
but you have to take him.
266
00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,274
I have to be at work tomorrow.
Otherwise, I'm gonna be fired.
267
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,644
I wish I could help you,
but I can't, okay?
268
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,778
And I can't tell you why.
269
00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,146
You can't tell me why?
270
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,915
What are you, Jason Bourne?
You run a gym.
271
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,717
Wow, you were a lot nicer
in high school.
272
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,685
Anyway, how am I the bad guy
here?
273
00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,697
You're the one who didn't
want me involved, remember?
274
00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:14,922
I was 18 years old.
275
00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,132
I also thought it was
a good idea
276
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,691
to have unprotected sex with you
277
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,835
under the Coney Island
Boardwalk.
278
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,169
I wanted to do it on
the Cyclone,
279
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,771
but you were like,
"That's tacky, don't do that."
280
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,030
- Okay.
- You know what?
281
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,165
The point is, I don't know
how to be a dad.
282
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,867
Do you think I knew how
to be a mom
283
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,636
when I was a freshman
in college?
284
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:31,639
I carried him in my backpack.
He was always covered in pen.
285
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,873
[sighs]
286
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,842
You know I would've helped you.
287
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,309
Cool, here's your chance.
288
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,921
That's when I realized
I just didn't have
289
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:38,912
what it takes to collect coins.
290
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,213
Great news.
291
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,758
We decided that
you're gonna live here,
292
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:45,152
and we couldn't be happier.
293
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,154
- I love you so much.
- I love you too.
294
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,798
Matthew, help me get the bags
from the car.
295
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,658
You two can get
to know each other.
296
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,659
Um...
297
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,227
[clears throat]
298
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,798
It's Vance, right?
299
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:58,799
Vince.
300
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,001
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.
301
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,007
Isn't he adorable?
302
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,308
I think he has my eyes.
303
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,277
Stop, okay? Do not get
too used to this.
304
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,379
I guarantee you
Priya's coming back.
305
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,147
Hey, Michael, dinnertime.
306
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,925
How can I be thinking about
food when I don't even know
307
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,785
what I'm playing
for my audition tomorrow?
308
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,387
Brahms? Chopin? Liszt?
309
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,891
Yeah, one more name, and it
is a list, you're doing great!
310
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,325
Whoa, you cooked this?
311
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,103
Or are you doing that thing
where you bought it
312
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,838
and put it on plates to look
like you cooked it?
313
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,163
No, I'm not trying to date you.
314
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,699
- We cooked it.
- Wow.
315
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,409
Have you never had
a home cooked meal before?
316
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,244
Mom works a lot, so we eat
takeout, like, every night.
317
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,437
You eat fast food every night
for dinner.
318
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,839
Okay, and I'm the deadbeat.
319
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,307
My mother is an angel.
320
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,985
You robbed her of her youth
and left her for dead,
321
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,443
like Fantine in "Les Mis,"
322
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,846
so I had to be raised
by the ghoul she had become.
323
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,380
Okay.
324
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,381
Hey, what are you doing?
325
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,983
What I do every night:
326
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,857
Eat dinner while watching
"RuPaul's Drag Race."
327
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,120
Oh, no, I don't think so.
328
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,055
Look, we're not degenerates
who eat dinner
329
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,389
in front of the television.
330
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,901
- [clears throat]
- Unless they are re-running
331
00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,102
the episode of
"The Price Is Right"
332
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,028
- that Matthew was on.
- I lost!
333
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,830
Since I'm going
to be living here,
334
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,397
and since you're both jocks,
335
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,199
I feel compelled to reveal
something to you
336
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,135
that you must consider
a disgrace.
337
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,374
I'm gay.
338
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,475
Okay.
339
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,210
Um, first of all,
340
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,146
it's not that difficult
to tell that you're gay.
341
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,448
Yeah, I could tell
from the way that you talk.
342
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,885
Also, you think we have
a problem with gay people?
343
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:25,986
No, we own a gym.
344
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,163
In fact, our big dream is that
345
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,189
someday our gym
will become a gay gym,
346
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,734
because women and straight guys
are filthy.
347
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,126
[doorbell rings]
And that would be your mom.
348
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,362
I told you she'd come back.
Right?
349
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,006
You know, we always had
a volatile relationship,
350
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,207
which is kind of
what made it hot.
351
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,475
- Mm, I'm gonna throw up.
- Okay.
352
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,803
- Oh, hey, Britney.
- Matthew. Vince.
353
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,738
Why did I see some Indian
chick with bad clothes
354
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,149
come out of your apartment
this afternoon?
355
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,450
You were watching my apartment?
356
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,242
Of course, duh. Hello.
357
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,244
I'm Britney Sundaram,
Vince's soulmate.
358
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,814
Well, we're on-again, off-again.
359
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,182
On-again, off-again soulmates.
360
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,184
How many Indian women
have you dated?
361
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,095
How many white women has
Leonardo DiCaprio dated?
362
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,453
No one's asking about that.
363
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,327
Well, you've cheated on me
for the last time.
364
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,357
It's over. I've gotten engaged.
365
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,160
- Engaged? To who?
- My career.
366
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,229
- "Career"?
- You post pictures of yourself
367
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,832
drinking flavored vodka
in a bikini on Instagram.
368
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,500
- Both: Ow.
- I'm almost verified!
369
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,068
Stop, whatever he's done,
370
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,946
you don't humiliate a man
in front of his own son.
371
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,239
Matthew's your son? I knew it.
372
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,941
You look so much older than him.
373
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,843
What? No. What? No.
374
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,412
The other one is my son.
Guys, can you give us a minute?
375
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,180
I gotta talk to Britney.
376
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,117
- You're fabulous, by the way.
- Oh, thank you.
377
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,219
So this is my room.
378
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,496
Yeah, I'd say
my personal style is
379
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,555
"health conscious guy
on a budget."
380
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,457
Well, you nailed it.
381
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,026
I love how you put a plant
382
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,527
in an old protein powder
container.
383
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,163
Ah, thanks, yeah,
these containers are the best.
384
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,440
This one here...
[change clinking]
385
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,299
It's a piggy bank! [Chuckles]
386
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,369
And this one holds
protein powder.
387
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,804
Hey, I think
they might be a while.
388
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,105
- You wanna sit?
- Sure.
389
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,974
Okay.
390
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,344
So is it rude of me to say
that I wish you were my dad
391
00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,814
and Vince was my uncle?
Or not really a part of this.
392
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,383
- What, are you crazy?
- Your dad is amazing.
393
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,252
Your mom only told you
half the story.
394
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,021
After Vince lost
his scholarship, our dad died,
395
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,957
and he had to take over the gym.
396
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,291
Gave up every dream he ever had.
397
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,260
Well, I've always wondered
who my father was.
398
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,995
I'm glad inside he's nice.
399
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,230
Did you ever, uh...
400
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,598
Mm, wonder who your uncle was?
401
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,233
Not once,
402
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,502
which makes meeting you
all the better.
403
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,938
- Yes!
- [laughs]
404
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,007
So who's your favorite
Housewife?
405
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,977
Ooh! Um...
406
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,579
My mom?
407
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,414
How could you not tell me
you have a son?
408
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,884
And now he just shows up
and gets to live here?
409
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,151
He's not moving in, okay?
410
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,495
I got a lot of stuff going on,
all right?
411
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,288
He's never been part
of my life before,
412
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,256
and I can't make room
for him now.
413
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,895
You know what, I was
actually beginning
414
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,429
to think that you were okay.
415
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,165
Sure, you look like the abusive
boyfriend in a Lifetime movie.
416
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,534
- Oh, my God, you do.
- That I could look past.
417
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,169
But I don't want
to live here either.
418
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:59,072
Your life is sad
and your gym is even sadder.
419
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,074
I can't believe anyone would
even want to buy it.
420
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,185
Wait, what are you
talking about?
421
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,643
He's selling Champions.
422
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,178
Oh, did you not know?
423
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,114
I saw the signed contract
on his desk
424
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,949
and a joint, which I'm keeping
425
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,651
- for my 18th birthday.
- Wait, is that true?
426
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,455
- About the joint?
- Selling the gym.
427
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,325
Yes, yeah,
I'm moving to Florida.
428
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,927
- By myself.
- [sighs]
429
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,594
You selfish son of a bitch.
430
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,339
I can't believe the day
I gained a nephew,
431
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,098
I lost a brother.
432
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:28,668
Michael, let's go.
433
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,004
Michael? Michael!
434
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,172
Michael?
435
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,540
- Michael?
- Michael!
436
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:36,309
.
437
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,383
- Michael?
- Michael Patel!
438
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,655
- Hey, slow down, all right?
- Look...
439
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,119
- I know you're mad at me...
- Mad...
440
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:45,385
Doesn't even begin to describe
how I'm feeling.
441
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,021
I... am... angry.
442
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,691
Putting aside the secret son
you didn't tell me about,
443
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,160
how could you sell the gym?
444
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,162
We were gonna grow old
together in that gym.
445
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,997
Two gray hairs, lifting weights,
446
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,466
till one day, the rack
topples over and kills us both.
447
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,068
- That's your dream?
- Hell yeah.
448
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,535
- Okay.
- But now it's dead,
449
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,080
- because you're abandoning me.
- I'm not abandoning you.
450
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,281
Yeah, then what
would you call it?
451
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,140
Running away
from responsibility,
452
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:07,941
all right?
453
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,318
I don't know why
you're so surprised!
454
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,310
This is what I do.
455
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,012
Okay, I let people down.
456
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:15,115
Right?
Mom and Dad, coaches, Priya.
457
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,984
I've had a son for 12 hours
and he went from
458
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,420
promising musician to a real
bummer of an episode of "SVU."
459
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,055
[phone ringing]
460
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,529
- That might be Michael!
- Answer it!
461
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,425
[sighs] It's Priya.
462
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,627
- What do I do?
- Oh, I know.
463
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,262
- Give me the phone.
- What, what?
464
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,663
I got this.
465
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,432
Hey, Priya, it's Matthew.
466
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:36,436
Oh, what's that?
Oh, you want to talk to Vince?
467
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,971
- Okay.
- What?
468
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,274
- She's really good.
- I... just...
469
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,612
- Priya, what up?
- Vince, hey, look...
470
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,247
Uh, I need to apologize
for last night.
471
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,120
- Oh, that's cool.
- I forgive you. I gotta go.
472
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,418
No, I'm not apologizing
to you; You're a dick.
473
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,986
I'm apologizing to Michael.
474
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,321
And I'm coming back to get him.
475
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,056
Hey, can you put him
on the phone?
476
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,666
He's not pick up
and his audition's in an hour.
477
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,060
- Wha... uh, audition?
- What audition?
478
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,171
- To get back into the school.
- Did you really forget?
479
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,365
- Forget what? Ha ha, kidding.
- That's not funny!
480
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,200
Priya, would you just get off
my jock?
481
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,602
All right, I'm gonna take him
to the "Glee" audition
482
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,404
because I'm his dad.
483
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,140
Okay, thanks.
484
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,208
I guess you're not as
completely terrible
485
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,585
- as I thought you were.
- Thank you.
486
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,011
- Bye.
- Bye.
487
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,647
Wow, that woman
is obsessed with me.
488
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,058
All right, we gotta
find Michael now.
489
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,684
- Michael!
- Michael!
490
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,157
Hey, when you said
you were gonna make signs,
491
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,692
- I thought you had a photo.
- A photo captures his looks.
492
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,028
A drawing captures his soul.
493
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,697
- Hey, guys, we're urp.
- I broke your shower.
494
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,232
Ruby, what are you doing here?
495
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,776
I told you I needed to use
your shower.
496
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,403
I didn't tell you I needed
to use your razor.
497
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,538
Might wanna put that
in the dishwasher.
498
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,806
Great, thanks.
499
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,417
You haven't seen
a half-Indian kid, have you?
500
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,443
No, but I did hear
someone crying in the gym.
501
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,811
I would've investigated,
502
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,114
but it's not my turn to kick
out the homeless people.
503
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,583
I'm gonna sleep in your bed.
504
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,051
- Michael.
- [soft gasp]
505
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,495
Michael, I just saw
your Insta story.
506
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,122
I know that you're in here.
507
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,166
What, did you sleep here
last night?
508
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,557
Oh, I tried to run away,
509
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,126
but I don't have any money,
510
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,203
and I'm not hot enough
to pay with my looks.
511
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,361
Thanks for that, by the way.
512
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,829
Okay, I get it,
you're mad at me.
513
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,674
But your audition's
in ten minutes; We gotta go.
514
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,366
No.
515
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,311
- What do you mean, "no"?
- Isn't this all you ever wanted?
516
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,570
- What's your problem?
- What's my problem?
517
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,741
My problem is my father
doesn't even want me.
518
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,042
What's an admissions committee
gonna think?
519
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,180
All right, look,
if you don't go,
520
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,349
that's the same as quitting,
521
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,184
and trust me,
522
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,661
once you start quitting,
it's hard to stop.
523
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,821
Hmm.
524
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,258
Wow, that was amazing.
525
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,427
That's Oscar-worthy.
You should submit yourself for.
526
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,870
Best Supporting Douchebag
in a Movie.
527
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,306
I didn't want to have
to do this, but...
528
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,697
What are you... what [gasps]
529
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,134
[grunts]
- [screaming] Help, help!
530
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,544
You know, I like that kid
from Hoboken.
531
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,313
You don't see a lot of
black kids playing the oboe.
532
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,647
- You know?
- Put me down, put me down!
533
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,441
- Come on.
- I know my rights!
534
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,718
Look, I got one more
contestant or whatever
535
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,843
for your audition stuff.
536
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,312
Auditions were
over 30 minutes ago.
537
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,880
And now we're eating our salads.
538
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,483
- Okay.
- Wait, hey, nope, nope.
539
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:07,554
Uh, sir, I'm sorry,
it's my fault that he's late.
540
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,324
Fifteen years late, actually.
You see, his mom and I...
541
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,859
- Nope!
- We did it...
542
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,861
No, no time for stories,
all right?
543
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,529
Don't care. Just play.
544
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,730
Thank you.
545
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,466
- Okay.
- I can't do this, okay?
546
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,344
I don't have my music; I don't
even know what I'm gonna play.
547
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,835
- Close your eyes.
- What?
548
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,837
- Just trust me.
- Close your eyes,
549
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,407
picture yourself,
and tell me what you see.
550
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,210
A diminutive 15-year-old
with no friends.
551
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,711
- [imitating buzzer]
- Wrong answer.
552
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,247
You are a talented
and amazing kid
553
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,284
who's worked his whole life
for this moment.
554
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,387
And that is why
you are gonna crush it.
555
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,656
Right?
556
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,426
All right, everybody, let's put
your hands together.
557
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,928
Straight from Cleveland,
the mistake by the lake,
558
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,430
but he ain't fake.
559
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,501
It's Miguel Blanchett Almodovar.
560
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,636
[thud]
561
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,871
Oh, my... are... are you okay?
562
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,874
- Just do it!
- Just go, go, he's good!
563
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,280
O-okay.
564
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,382
I'm gonna perform
my favorite song,
565
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,584
written
by another openly gay man
566
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,286
who also happens to be Indian.
567
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,260
♪ I've paid my dues
568
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,928
♪ Time after time
569
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:25,232
Freddie Mercury was gay?
570
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,836
♪ But committed no crime
571
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,939
♪ And bad mistakes
572
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,675
♪ I've made a few
573
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,412
♪ I've had my share of sand
kicked in my face ♪
574
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:43,216
♪ But I've come through
575
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:49,689
♪ We are the champions,
my friends ♪
576
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:56,296
♪ And we'll keep on fighting
till the end ♪
577
00:19:56,329 --> 00:20:02,369
♪ We are the champions,
we are the champions ♪
578
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,372
♪ No time for losers
579
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:09,842
♪ 'cause we are the champions
580
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,711
♪
581
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,882
♪ Of the world
582
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,289
Whoo! Damn, boy!
583
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,023
[applause] Ha ha, all right!
584
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,792
Did you see that? Oh, my God!
585
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,327
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
586
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,463
[upbeat music]
587
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,898
♪
588
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,601
[phone ringing] Hang on.
589
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,737
- Hello.
- Vincent, it's Dean Pasqueasy.
590
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,306
Oh, hey.
591
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,616
Turns out there's a rich
family in Gramercy
592
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,309
who's very intrigued by Michael.
593
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,619
And they would like
to take him in.
594
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,479
Kind of a "Blind Side"
situation for you.
595
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,315
Should I give them
your information?
596
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,882
No, you may not.
597
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:50,883
Mike's living with me.
598
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,885
Um, it's Michael.
599
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,487
Although it should be
Laughingstock,
600
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,931
because I have wrinkles
in my cardigan on my first day
601
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,590
like I'm straight up Oliver.
602
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,902
I'll be in the car trying to
steam it on the heating vent.
603
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,662
♪ Take a look in the mirror ♪
604
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:06,399
Thank you, Uncle.
605
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,403
Yeah, Dean, actually, email
me that family's information,
606
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,571
- just in case.
- Okay.
607
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,505
Thank you.
608
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,507
♪ Lord, somebody
609
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,743
♪ Ooh, somebody - Uh, today?
610
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:21,914
♪ Can anybody find me
somebody to love? ♪
611
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,517
Love you guys.
612
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,586
Go to bed.
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