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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,202 --> 00:00:02,939 So, you know, I read this really interesting article 2 00:00:02,963 --> 00:00:07,088 about a man whose dog dragged him out of a flaming gym. 3 00:00:07,112 --> 00:00:09,878 Matthew, I love you, but we're not getting a dog. 4 00:00:09,902 --> 00:00:11,547 Okay? We couldn't even keep a Roomba alive. 5 00:00:11,571 --> 00:00:13,015 We shouldn't have given it that beer. 6 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:14,335 It was funny, though. 7 00:00:14,359 --> 00:00:16,371 Hi, welcome to Champions. 8 00:00:16,395 --> 00:00:18,106 You give us a mere 15 years, 9 00:00:18,130 --> 00:00:19,874 we'll give you the body you always wanted. 10 00:00:19,898 --> 00:00:21,408 I'm looking for a Vincent Cook. 11 00:00:21,432 --> 00:00:22,393 You're looking at him. 12 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:24,012 Whoops! Now you're looking at me. 13 00:00:24,036 --> 00:00:25,413 I'm his brother, Matthew, okay? 14 00:00:25,437 --> 00:00:27,624 That's Vince, the guy you were just looking at! 15 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:29,517 - He knows. - You slept with my wife. 16 00:00:29,541 --> 00:00:30,551 And now you're gonna pay. 17 00:00:30,575 --> 00:00:31,502 - Whoa! - Oh my God! 18 00:00:31,526 --> 00:00:33,287 Please don't kill him, just shoot him in the shoulder 19 00:00:33,311 --> 00:00:34,989 if you have to, or better yet, the penis! 20 00:00:35,013 --> 00:00:37,592 Or not! Okay? Hey, sir, listen, please. 21 00:00:37,616 --> 00:00:40,528 I'm sure there's been some kind of mistake, right, okay? 22 00:00:40,552 --> 00:00:41,960 Uh, what... what's your wife's name? 23 00:00:41,984 --> 00:00:43,498 - Debra Kemp. - Okay. 24 00:00:43,522 --> 00:00:46,000 So there hasn't been a mistake. 25 00:00:46,024 --> 00:00:47,201 Do you have any final wishes? 26 00:00:47,225 --> 00:00:47,985 Please don't shoot him. 27 00:00:48,009 --> 00:00:49,655 He's got so little to live for already. 28 00:00:49,679 --> 00:00:50,713 What? 29 00:00:50,737 --> 00:00:52,782 I mean, he's had so many tough breaks. 30 00:00:52,806 --> 00:00:55,009 He was the star baseball player of our high school team. 31 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:56,213 Full ride to college, 32 00:00:56,237 --> 00:00:58,046 and he lost it all through bad decisions. 33 00:00:58,070 --> 00:01:00,114 Okay, there were some things that were out of my control. 34 00:01:00,138 --> 00:01:02,950 The economy was in the pits, also Iraq, 35 00:01:02,974 --> 00:01:05,520 and then, yeah, some alcohol, some weed, but like... 36 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:07,055 Wait, you were an athlete? 37 00:01:07,079 --> 00:01:09,257 How? I mean, your brother on the other hand, 38 00:01:09,281 --> 00:01:10,758 I mean, his body's smoking. 39 00:01:10,782 --> 00:01:12,727 I mean, I'd get it if my wife slept with him. 40 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:13,928 Thank you. 41 00:01:13,952 --> 00:01:16,018 - That was so nice. - What is happening right now? 42 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,226 But what is the point of killing this guy, huh? 43 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:21,002 Broken dreams, deteriorating body, 44 00:01:21,026 --> 00:01:22,570 no dog. 45 00:01:22,594 --> 00:01:25,601 In a lot of ways, keeping him alive is worse punishment, 46 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:26,774 don't you agree? 47 00:01:26,798 --> 00:01:29,811 Scientifically, we're all deteriorating, right? 48 00:01:29,835 --> 00:01:34,182 But yes, there's some truth to what he's saying. 49 00:01:34,206 --> 00:01:36,717 Huh. I mean, I guess, if you put it that way, 50 00:01:36,741 --> 00:01:39,520 my cheating wife and incurable dandruff aren't really anything 51 00:01:39,544 --> 00:01:41,489 - compared to your whole deal. - Exactly! 52 00:01:41,513 --> 00:01:42,955 Well, I'm gonna head out. 53 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:45,126 I got five other guys I gotta confront this morning. 54 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:46,160 - Five. - Yeah. 55 00:01:46,184 --> 00:01:49,464 Okay, good luck with that. 56 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:51,850 You know what would've protected us in that situation? 57 00:01:51,874 --> 00:01:53,013 We're not getting a dog. 58 00:01:53,037 --> 00:01:54,148 Damn it! 59 00:01:54,172 --> 00:01:57,419 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com... 60 00:01:57,443 --> 00:01:59,741 So, sign these papers, and it's official. 61 00:01:59,765 --> 00:02:00,846 Your gym is sold. 62 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,530 I can't believe I'm really doing it, you know? 63 00:02:02,554 --> 00:02:05,880 Finally, I can just let go and disappear. 64 00:02:05,904 --> 00:02:07,921 Sir, if you're going to kill yourself, 65 00:02:07,945 --> 00:02:09,530 I'm obliged to tell the police. 66 00:02:09,554 --> 00:02:12,677 No, no, no, I'm not... I'm not disappearing like that, okay? 67 00:02:12,701 --> 00:02:14,088 I'm moving to Florida. 68 00:02:14,112 --> 00:02:15,990 Yeah, I've just led a life of letting people down, 69 00:02:16,014 --> 00:02:17,794 and need a change of scenery, you know? 70 00:02:17,818 --> 00:02:19,060 No, I do not. 71 00:02:19,084 --> 00:02:21,610 Wow, I picked the wrong person to confide in. 72 00:02:21,634 --> 00:02:23,998 I usually confide in my wife and son. 73 00:02:24,022 --> 00:02:27,068 Do you have anything like that? 74 00:02:27,092 --> 00:02:29,036 Can I just say what an honor it is to be here 75 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:31,576 at the Manhattan Academy for the Performing Arts? 76 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,475 I have dreamt of this moment ever since my humble beginnings 77 00:02:34,499 --> 00:02:36,310 in the horrible town I was raised in. 78 00:02:36,334 --> 00:02:38,446 It's not that bad. It's Cleveland. 79 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:40,715 LeBron James, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, 80 00:02:40,739 --> 00:02:43,050 very vibrant Polish music scene, actually. 81 00:02:43,074 --> 00:02:44,352 No, I wasn't criticizing. 82 00:02:44,376 --> 00:02:45,720 You know, you did the best you could 83 00:02:45,744 --> 00:02:47,288 with your limited resources. 84 00:02:47,312 --> 00:02:48,782 She's a single mom. 85 00:02:48,806 --> 00:02:51,592 Mm-kay, there is a tragic overtone to this 86 00:02:51,616 --> 00:02:53,528 that I just want to refute. He has a nice life. 87 00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:54,762 We have a panini press. 88 00:02:54,786 --> 00:02:56,330 - She's my rock. - Okay. 89 00:02:56,354 --> 00:02:59,100 All I'd asked was "Did you find the building okay?" 90 00:02:59,124 --> 00:03:02,170 Anyway, I unfortunately have terrible news. 91 00:03:02,194 --> 00:03:04,439 Something has happened to Mr. Stevenson, 92 00:03:04,463 --> 00:03:06,091 the dean of students who recruited you. 93 00:03:06,115 --> 00:03:07,341 He was caught in a sting. 94 00:03:07,365 --> 00:03:10,185 Ooh. Mm. Like a hand in the cookie jar sting? 95 00:03:10,209 --> 00:03:14,382 More like a Jared from Subway type sting. 96 00:03:14,406 --> 00:03:15,816 BOTH: Oh, my God! 97 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,337 The point is because he admitted you, 98 00:03:18,361 --> 00:03:19,987 and offered to let you live in his home, 99 00:03:20,011 --> 00:03:21,622 we're reevaluating his decisions, 100 00:03:21,646 --> 00:03:23,149 and therefore need you to re-audition 101 00:03:23,173 --> 00:03:24,592 for the admissions board tomorrow. 102 00:03:24,616 --> 00:03:26,227 - What? - I have to audition again? 103 00:03:26,251 --> 00:03:27,562 I don't have a place to live! 104 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:29,530 Can I live with you? I can fit in a suitcase. 105 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,021 He really can, a carry-on even. 106 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,466 I mean, what are we supposed to do? 107 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:35,436 Just one more signature, and I'm on my way to Florida. 108 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,305 Hey, you don't think I'm doing the wrong thing 109 00:03:37,329 --> 00:03:38,509 by not telling Matthew, do you? 110 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:39,678 I forget who that is. 111 00:03:39,702 --> 00:03:40,880 Chester, it's my brother. 112 00:03:40,904 --> 00:03:42,343 I've mentioned him several times. 113 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:44,412 In my defense, you've mentioned numerous people 114 00:03:44,436 --> 00:03:46,447 in your rationalization about why 115 00:03:46,471 --> 00:03:48,916 you're abandoning friends and family. 116 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:50,585 Okay, it's not a rationalization, 117 00:03:50,609 --> 00:03:52,186 it's just what I'm telling myself to feel better 118 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:53,294 about my secretive behavior. 119 00:03:53,318 --> 00:03:56,757 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. 120 00:03:56,781 --> 00:03:59,894 Okay. 121 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:02,172 All right. 122 00:04:02,196 --> 00:04:03,641 Here's your form. 123 00:04:03,665 --> 00:04:05,766 - This is your copy. - Cool. 124 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:07,802 - Now, watch out for gators. - Yep. 125 00:04:07,826 --> 00:04:09,503 Keep marshmallows in your pocket. 126 00:04:09,527 --> 00:04:10,724 They think they're turtle eggs. 127 00:04:10,748 --> 00:04:12,273 All right, thank you. 128 00:04:12,297 --> 00:04:14,375 - And good luck to you. - Thank you. 129 00:04:14,399 --> 00:04:17,149 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 130 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,406 ♪ ♪ 131 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:19,875 Well, good-bye, dreams! 132 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:21,682 Because now, I'm gonna have to return to Ohio, 133 00:04:21,706 --> 00:04:22,984 go back in the closet, 134 00:04:23,008 --> 00:04:24,485 marry an ugly girl from my high school, 135 00:04:24,509 --> 00:04:26,258 and run a pashmina cart at the mall. 136 00:04:26,282 --> 00:04:27,360 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC] 137 00:04:27,384 --> 00:04:29,463 Hey, come here. 138 00:04:29,487 --> 00:04:31,626 ♪ ♪ 139 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:34,495 I am so sorry that this happened. 140 00:04:34,519 --> 00:04:37,965 But if you can nail that audition tomorrow, 141 00:04:37,989 --> 00:04:39,630 I think I know a place where you can live. 142 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,672 The Plaza? Like Eloise? 143 00:04:41,696 --> 00:04:42,808 Obviously not. 144 00:04:42,832 --> 00:04:44,277 Okay, come on, let's go. 145 00:04:44,301 --> 00:04:47,441 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 146 00:04:47,465 --> 00:04:48,976 ♪ ♪ 147 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,444 Hey, Matthew, 148 00:04:50,468 --> 00:04:52,213 I gotta talk to you about something important. 149 00:04:52,237 --> 00:04:54,015 Yeah, of course, we can handle anything. 150 00:04:54,039 --> 00:04:55,116 As long as we're together. 151 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:56,501 Emotionally together. 152 00:04:56,525 --> 00:04:58,986 No, physically, like living and working together. 153 00:04:59,010 --> 00:05:01,188 Okay, um... 154 00:05:01,212 --> 00:05:03,758 I think we can both agree that having this gym 155 00:05:03,782 --> 00:05:06,115 for the past 13 years is not what we planned. 156 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,095 I agree completely. 157 00:05:08,119 --> 00:05:10,116 - Really? - It has exceeded my plans! 158 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:12,052 And frankly, all of my wildest dreams. 159 00:05:12,076 --> 00:05:13,165 Hey! 160 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:15,803 I need to shower at your guys' place tomorrow. 161 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:17,972 I'm making sports drink in my tub. 162 00:05:17,996 --> 00:05:19,874 As long as I drink 30 gallons a week, 163 00:05:19,898 --> 00:05:20,841 it pays for itself. 164 00:05:20,865 --> 00:05:21,976 That's smart, Ruby. 165 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,044 Yeah, you can use our shower. 166 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:24,779 Uh, can you give us a second? 167 00:05:24,803 --> 00:05:26,180 Oh, I see. 168 00:05:26,204 --> 00:05:27,982 The two people with private offices 169 00:05:28,006 --> 00:05:29,817 take over our only break room. 170 00:05:29,841 --> 00:05:32,186 You know, that's some real one-percenter crap! 171 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:35,523 Guess I'll go eat my pad see ew in the alley. 172 00:05:35,547 --> 00:05:36,524 I'm sorry, Vince. 173 00:05:36,548 --> 00:05:37,758 Well, well, well. 174 00:05:37,782 --> 00:05:39,091 I guess you have time to sit and chat 175 00:05:39,115 --> 00:05:40,194 with your white brother, 176 00:05:40,218 --> 00:05:41,929 but not to text back your Indian girlfriend 177 00:05:41,953 --> 00:05:43,149 if we're on for movie night. 178 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:44,647 Oh, yeah, Britney, sorry, uh... 179 00:05:44,671 --> 00:05:46,067 I'm just dealing with some stuff 180 00:05:46,091 --> 00:05:47,535 but I'll meet you at the theater. 181 00:05:47,559 --> 00:05:48,869 This is why we work. 182 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:52,673 My entire family was so wrong about you. 183 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:55,476 We are so blessed to work with such strong women. 184 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,274 God, I hope nothing ever changes. 185 00:05:57,298 --> 00:05:58,379 But why would it? 186 00:05:58,403 --> 00:05:59,547 [LAUGHTER] 187 00:05:59,571 --> 00:06:00,348 Yeah. 188 00:06:00,372 --> 00:06:03,951 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 189 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:05,286 Mom, I'm starving. 190 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:06,854 Why are we at a gym in Brooklyn? 191 00:06:06,878 --> 00:06:09,223 Is this another stop in your "Sex and the City" tour? 192 00:06:09,247 --> 00:06:10,358 No, they never came to Brooklyn 193 00:06:10,382 --> 00:06:12,827 unless they were dating a loser. 194 00:06:12,851 --> 00:06:14,028 Speaking of which, 195 00:06:14,052 --> 00:06:16,063 I need to talk to someone, all right? 196 00:06:16,087 --> 00:06:18,966 So I just want you to wait here, and, um... 197 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:20,901 Oh, read this "Men's Health." 198 00:06:20,925 --> 00:06:23,270 And try not to get too turned on... damn! 199 00:06:23,294 --> 00:06:25,039 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 200 00:06:25,063 --> 00:06:32,713 ♪ ♪ 201 00:06:32,737 --> 00:06:34,281 Oh, thank God, food. 202 00:06:34,305 --> 00:06:41,244 ♪ ♪ 203 00:06:45,784 --> 00:06:48,028 Oh, hey, private office. What are you doing? 204 00:06:48,052 --> 00:06:49,363 Give me that. 205 00:06:49,387 --> 00:06:50,610 Who are you? 206 00:06:50,634 --> 00:06:53,147 Do you want my real name or my stage name? 207 00:06:53,171 --> 00:06:54,235 Your real name. 208 00:06:54,259 --> 00:06:57,344 Miguel Blanchett Almodovar. 209 00:06:57,368 --> 00:06:58,439 Your real name. 210 00:06:58,463 --> 00:06:59,652 Michael Patel. 211 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:01,575 Well, Michael Patel, congratulations. 212 00:07:01,599 --> 00:07:02,810 You're about to be the first Indian kid 213 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:03,986 to ever get arrested for stealing. 214 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:06,480 How dare you? I would never steal. 215 00:07:06,504 --> 00:07:08,549 I was simply looking for something to eat, 216 00:07:08,573 --> 00:07:10,890 like Jean Valjean from "Les Miserables." 217 00:07:10,914 --> 00:07:12,626 - I never read it. - It's not a book, 218 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:15,156 it's a musical and a movie. 219 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,425 What is this place anyway? 220 00:07:17,449 --> 00:07:18,759 Oh, is it a treatment facility? 221 00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:19,860 I sing at the nursing home 222 00:07:19,884 --> 00:07:21,028 where my mom works in Cleveland. 223 00:07:21,052 --> 00:07:22,199 My act is a little racy... 224 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:23,532 Wait, where'd you say you were from? 225 00:07:23,556 --> 00:07:25,435 Cleveland. 226 00:07:25,459 --> 00:07:26,863 Priya? 227 00:07:26,887 --> 00:07:28,633 Michael. 228 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,070 This is your father. 229 00:07:30,094 --> 00:07:31,405 What? 230 00:07:31,429 --> 00:07:33,009 Hey. 231 00:07:34,836 --> 00:07:38,120 When I got pregnant, I had a full ride to Ohio State. 232 00:07:38,144 --> 00:07:39,440 I had a baseball scholarship 233 00:07:39,464 --> 00:07:41,231 to perennial powerhouse Arizona State, 234 00:07:41,255 --> 00:07:43,796 in a very competitive year. Dustin Pedroia, Andre Ethier... 235 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:45,400 And he lost that scholarship one month 236 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,929 into his freshman year. He was smoking a joint, 237 00:07:47,953 --> 00:07:50,588 marijuana, at a gas station, and caused an explosion. 238 00:07:50,612 --> 00:07:52,753 In my defense, that would've happened to anyone 239 00:07:52,777 --> 00:07:54,709 smoking a joint at a gas station. 240 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:58,146 Anyway, that was just one of many, many reasons 241 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:01,659 that we decided it was best not to tell you he was your dad. 242 00:08:01,683 --> 00:08:03,428 That makes sense, right, sweetheart? 243 00:08:03,452 --> 00:08:06,174 Um... No! 244 00:08:06,198 --> 00:08:07,476 Okay. 245 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:10,447 You told me my dad died in Afghanistan 246 00:08:10,471 --> 00:08:12,283 liberating a school of blind girls. 247 00:08:12,307 --> 00:08:13,752 You're a liar! 248 00:08:13,776 --> 00:08:16,831 You're a deadbeat, and neither of you have any style. 249 00:08:16,855 --> 00:08:18,862 - I think that's unfair. - I mean, I'm matching. 250 00:08:18,886 --> 00:08:20,693 The only person I like is my uncle! 251 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:23,196 Thank you, only I cannot enjoy your compliment 252 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:26,737 as I too am reeling from this life of deception. 253 00:08:26,761 --> 00:08:28,247 I raised you by myself, 254 00:08:28,271 --> 00:08:30,307 and it was the hardest time of my life. 255 00:08:30,331 --> 00:08:31,676 But it was all worth it, 256 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,479 because you were the sweetest little boy 257 00:08:33,503 --> 00:08:34,940 until you turned four, 258 00:08:34,964 --> 00:08:37,217 and you saw Bernadette Peters sing "Send in the Clowns" 259 00:08:37,241 --> 00:08:40,020 on PBS, and you've complained every day since 260 00:08:40,044 --> 00:08:41,523 that you needed to live in New York City. 261 00:08:41,547 --> 00:08:43,057 ♪ Isn't it rich ♪ 262 00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:44,807 - Stop, stop, not the time. - Okay. 263 00:08:44,831 --> 00:08:47,095 Vince, I need to talk to you for a second in your bedroom. 264 00:08:47,119 --> 00:08:49,460 I know this is sudden, but you have to take him. 265 00:08:49,484 --> 00:08:51,900 I have to be at work tomorrow. Otherwise, I'm gonna be fired. 266 00:08:51,924 --> 00:08:54,102 I wish I could help you, but I can't, okay? 267 00:08:54,126 --> 00:08:55,236 And I can't tell you why. 268 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:56,479 You can't tell me why? 269 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,149 What are you, Jason Bourne? You run a gym. 270 00:08:58,173 --> 00:08:59,987 Wow, you were a lot nicer in high school. 271 00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:01,988 Anyway, how am I the bad guy here? 272 00:09:02,012 --> 00:09:03,958 You're the one who didn't want me involved, remember? 273 00:09:03,982 --> 00:09:05,260 I was 18 years old. 274 00:09:05,284 --> 00:09:06,664 I also thought it was a good idea 275 00:09:06,688 --> 00:09:07,982 to have unprotected sex with you 276 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,150 under the Coney Island Boardwalk. 277 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,299 I wanted to do it on the Cyclone, 278 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:12,053 but you were like, "That's tacky, don't do that." 279 00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:13,031 - Okay. - You know what? 280 00:09:13,055 --> 00:09:15,295 The point is, I don't know how to be a dad. 281 00:09:15,319 --> 00:09:16,898 Do you think I knew how to be a mom 282 00:09:16,922 --> 00:09:18,826 when I was a freshman in college? 283 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,654 I carried him in my backpack. He was always covered in pen. 284 00:09:21,678 --> 00:09:22,923 [SIGHS] 285 00:09:22,947 --> 00:09:24,859 You know I would've helped you. 286 00:09:24,883 --> 00:09:26,429 Cool, here's your chance. 287 00:09:26,453 --> 00:09:28,068 That's when I realized I just didn't have 288 00:09:28,092 --> 00:09:29,818 what it takes to collect coins. 289 00:09:29,842 --> 00:09:30,870 Great news. 290 00:09:30,894 --> 00:09:32,534 We decided that you're gonna live here, 291 00:09:32,558 --> 00:09:35,123 and we couldn't be happier. 292 00:09:35,147 --> 00:09:37,126 - I love you so much. - I love you too. 293 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:38,629 Matthew, help me get the bags from the car. 294 00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:40,465 You two can get to know each other. 295 00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:41,434 Um... 296 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,462 [CLEARS THROAT] 297 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,549 It's Vance, right? 298 00:09:47,573 --> 00:09:48,551 Vince. 299 00:09:48,575 --> 00:09:50,587 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 300 00:09:55,406 --> 00:09:56,784 Isn't he adorable? 301 00:09:56,808 --> 00:09:58,004 I think he has my eyes. 302 00:09:58,028 --> 00:10:00,134 Stop, okay? Do not get too used to this. 303 00:10:00,158 --> 00:10:02,082 I guarantee you Priya's coming back. 304 00:10:02,106 --> 00:10:03,784 Hey, Michael, dinnertime. 305 00:10:03,808 --> 00:10:05,487 How can I be thinking about food when I don't even know 306 00:10:05,511 --> 00:10:07,323 what I'm playing for my audition tomorrow? 307 00:10:07,347 --> 00:10:10,178 Brahms? Chopin? Liszt? 308 00:10:10,202 --> 00:10:13,514 Yeah, one more name, and it is a list, you're doing great! 309 00:10:13,538 --> 00:10:15,049 Whoa, you cooked this? 310 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,751 Or are you doing that thing where you bought it 311 00:10:16,775 --> 00:10:18,386 and put it on plates to look like you cooked it? 312 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,556 No, I'm not trying to date you. 313 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:20,959 - We cooked it. - Wow. 314 00:10:20,983 --> 00:10:22,828 Have you never had a home cooked meal before? 315 00:10:22,852 --> 00:10:24,826 Mom works a lot, so we eat takeout, like, every night. 316 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,785 You eat fast food every night for dinner. 317 00:10:26,809 --> 00:10:28,054 Okay, and I'm the deadbeat. 318 00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:29,590 My mother is an angel. 319 00:10:29,614 --> 00:10:31,277 You robbed her of her youth and left her for dead, 320 00:10:31,301 --> 00:10:32,967 like Fantine in "Les Mis," 321 00:10:32,991 --> 00:10:35,236 so I had to be raised by the ghoul she had become. 322 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,871 Okay. 323 00:10:36,895 --> 00:10:37,872 Hey, what are you doing? 324 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,058 What I do every night: 325 00:10:39,082 --> 00:10:41,026 Eat dinner while watching "RuPaul's Drag Race." 326 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:42,329 Oh, no, I don't think so. 327 00:10:42,353 --> 00:10:44,232 Look, we're not degenerates who eat dinner 328 00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:45,634 in front of the television. 329 00:10:45,658 --> 00:10:47,003 - [CLEARS THROAT] - Unless they are re-running 330 00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:48,383 the episode of "The Price Is Right" 331 00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:50,285 - that Matthew was on. - I lost! 332 00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:52,020 Since I'm going to be living here, 333 00:10:52,044 --> 00:10:53,721 and since you're both jocks, 334 00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:55,423 I feel compelled to reveal something to you 335 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,280 that you must consider a disgrace. 336 00:11:00,532 --> 00:11:03,332 I'm gay. 337 00:11:03,356 --> 00:11:04,435 Okay. 338 00:11:04,459 --> 00:11:06,147 Um, first of all, 339 00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:08,172 it's not that difficult to tell that you're gay. 340 00:11:08,196 --> 00:11:10,417 Yeah, I could tell from the way that you talk. 341 00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:13,687 Also, you think we have a problem with gay people? 342 00:11:13,711 --> 00:11:14,822 No, we own a gym. 343 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:15,990 In fact, our big dream is that 344 00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:18,025 someday our gym will become a gay gym, 345 00:11:18,049 --> 00:11:19,751 because women and straight guys are filthy. 346 00:11:19,775 --> 00:11:21,896 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - And that would be your mom. 347 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,785 I told you she'd come back. Right? 348 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,660 You know, we always had a volatile relationship, 349 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:26,934 which is kind of what made it hot. 350 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:28,235 - Mm, I'm gonna throw up. - Okay. 351 00:11:28,259 --> 00:11:31,372 - Oh, hey, Britney. - Matthew. Vince. 352 00:11:31,396 --> 00:11:33,307 Why did I see some Indian chick with bad clothes 353 00:11:33,331 --> 00:11:34,775 come out of your apartment this afternoon? 354 00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:36,143 You were watching my apartment? 355 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,053 Of course, duh. Hello. 356 00:11:38,077 --> 00:11:40,016 I'm Britney Sundaram, Vince's soulmate. 357 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,283 Well, we're on-again, off-again. 358 00:11:42,307 --> 00:11:43,946 On-again, off-again soulmates. 359 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,719 How many Indian women have you dated? 360 00:11:45,743 --> 00:11:47,961 How many white women has Leonardo DiCaprio dated? 361 00:11:47,985 --> 00:11:49,133 No one's asking about that. 362 00:11:49,157 --> 00:11:50,969 Well, you've cheated on me for the last time. 363 00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:52,899 It's over. I've gotten engaged. 364 00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:55,563 - Engaged? To who? - My career. 365 00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:57,631 "Career"? You post pictures of yourself 366 00:11:57,655 --> 00:12:00,100 drinking flavored vodka in a bikini on Instagram. 367 00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:01,902 - BOTH: Ow. - I'm almost verified! 368 00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:03,175 Stop, whatever he's done, 369 00:12:03,199 --> 00:12:05,172 you don't humiliate a man in front of his own son. 370 00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:07,508 Matthew's your son? I knew it. 371 00:12:07,532 --> 00:12:09,143 You look so much older than him. 372 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,978 What? No. What? No. 373 00:12:11,002 --> 00:12:13,647 The other one is my son. Guys, can you give us a minute? 374 00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:15,382 I gotta talk to Britney. 375 00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:18,752 - You're fabulous, by the way. - Oh, thank you. 376 00:12:18,776 --> 00:12:20,354 So this is my room. 377 00:12:20,378 --> 00:12:21,689 Yeah, I'd say my personal style is 378 00:12:21,713 --> 00:12:23,724 "health conscious guy on a budget." 379 00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:25,379 Well, you nailed it. 380 00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:26,855 I love how you put a plant 381 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,662 in an old protein powder container. 382 00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:31,165 Ah, thanks, yeah, these containers are the best. 383 00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:32,466 - This one here... - [CHANGE CLINKING] 384 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,168 It's a piggy bank! [CHUCKLES] 385 00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:37,074 And this one holds protein powder. 386 00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:38,639 Hey, I think they might be a while. 387 00:12:38,663 --> 00:12:40,007 - You wanna sit? - Sure. 388 00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:41,809 Okay. 389 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:45,360 So is it rude of me to say that I wish you were my dad 390 00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:48,696 and Vince was my uncle? Or not really a part of this. 391 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,329 What, are you crazy? Your dad is amazing. 392 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,165 Your mom only told you half the story. 393 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,723 After Vince lost his scholarship, our dad died, 394 00:12:55,747 --> 00:12:57,625 and he had to take over the gym. 395 00:12:57,649 --> 00:12:59,155 Gave up every dream he ever had. 396 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,086 Well, I've always wondered who my father was. 397 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:02,596 I'm glad inside he's nice. 398 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,898 Did you ever, uh... 399 00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,300 Mm, wonder who your uncle was? 400 00:13:06,324 --> 00:13:07,652 Not once, 401 00:13:07,676 --> 00:13:10,170 which makes meeting you all the better. 402 00:13:10,194 --> 00:13:12,406 Yes! [LAUGHS] 403 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:14,571 So who's your favorite Housewife? 404 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:17,444 Ooh! Um... 405 00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:20,147 My mom? 406 00:13:20,171 --> 00:13:22,165 How could you not tell me you have a son? 407 00:13:22,189 --> 00:13:24,218 And now he just shows up and gets to live here? 408 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:25,552 He's not moving in, okay? 409 00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:27,126 I got a lot of stuff going on, all right? 410 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,689 He's never been part of my life before, 411 00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:30,579 and I can't make room for him now. 412 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,129 You know what, I was actually beginning 413 00:13:35,153 --> 00:13:36,519 to think that you were okay. 414 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:39,400 Sure, you look like the abusive boyfriend in a Lifetime movie. 415 00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:41,869 - Oh, my God, you do. - That I could look past. 416 00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:43,370 But I don't want to live here either. 417 00:13:43,394 --> 00:13:46,206 Your life is sad and your gym is even sadder. 418 00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:48,208 I can't believe anyone would even want to buy it. 419 00:13:48,232 --> 00:13:49,310 Wait, what are you talking about? 420 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,878 He's selling Champions. 421 00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:52,279 Oh, did you not know? 422 00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:54,181 I saw the signed contract on his desk 423 00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:56,258 and a joint, which I'm keeping 424 00:13:56,282 --> 00:13:58,915 - for my 18th birthday. - Wait, is that true? 425 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,523 - About the joint? - Selling the gym. 426 00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:05,326 Yes, yeah, I'm moving to Florida. 427 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:06,794 - By myself. - [SIGHS] 428 00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:08,629 You selfish son of a bitch. 429 00:14:08,653 --> 00:14:10,264 I can't believe the day I gained a nephew, 430 00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:11,965 I lost a brother. 431 00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:15,636 Michael, let's go. 432 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,930 Michael? Michael! 433 00:14:17,954 --> 00:14:19,229 Michael? 434 00:14:19,253 --> 00:14:20,653 - Michael? - Michael! 435 00:14:21,558 --> 00:14:23,449 - Michael? - Michael Patel! 436 00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:24,988 Hey, slow down, all right? Look... 437 00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:27,038 I know you're mad at me... Mad... 438 00:14:27,062 --> 00:14:30,631 Doesn't even begin to describe how I'm feeling. 439 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:34,134 I... am... angry. 440 00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:37,938 Putting aside the secret son you didn't tell me about, 441 00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:39,273 how could you sell the gym? 442 00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:41,241 We were gonna grow old together in that gym. 443 00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:42,827 Two gray hairs, lifting weights, 444 00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:45,579 till one day, the rack topples over and kills us both. 445 00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:47,047 - That's your dream? - Hell yeah. 446 00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:48,382 - Okay. - But now it's dead, 447 00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:50,017 - because you're abandoning me. - I'm not abandoning you. 448 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,186 Yeah, then what would you call it? 449 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,374 Running away from responsibility, all right? 450 00:14:53,398 --> 00:14:54,831 I don't know why you're so surprised! 451 00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:55,833 This is what I do. 452 00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,538 Okay, I let people down. 453 00:14:57,562 --> 00:15:00,717 Right? Mom and Dad, coaches, Priya. 454 00:15:00,741 --> 00:15:02,520 I've had a son for 12 hours and he went from 455 00:15:02,544 --> 00:15:06,266 promising musician to a real bummer of an episode of "SVU." 456 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,768 [PHONE RINGING] 457 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,336 That might be Michael! Answer it! 458 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,038 [SIGHS] It's Priya. 459 00:15:11,062 --> 00:15:13,241 - What do I do? - Oh, I know. 460 00:15:13,265 --> 00:15:14,777 - Give me the phone. - What, what? 461 00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:16,246 I got this. 462 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:17,982 Hey, Priya, it's Matthew. 463 00:15:18,006 --> 00:15:21,858 Oh, what's that? Oh, you want to talk to Vince? 464 00:15:21,882 --> 00:15:23,261 - Okay. - What? 465 00:15:23,285 --> 00:15:25,965 - She's really good. - I... just... 466 00:15:28,648 --> 00:15:30,889 - Priya, what up? - Vince, hey, look... 467 00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,561 Uh, I need to apologize for last night. 468 00:15:32,585 --> 00:15:34,396 Oh, that's cool. I forgive you. I gotta go. 469 00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:36,732 No, I'm not apologizing to you, you're a dick. 470 00:15:36,756 --> 00:15:38,166 I'm apologizing to Michael. 471 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:39,601 And I'm coming back to get him. 472 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,836 Hey, can you put him on the phone? 473 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,938 He's not pick up and his audition's in an hour. 474 00:15:42,962 --> 00:15:45,173 Wha... uh, audition? What audition? 475 00:15:45,197 --> 00:15:47,394 To get back into the school. Did you really forget? 476 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:50,512 - Forget what? Ha ha, kidding. - That's not funny! 477 00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:51,972 Priya, would you just get off my jock? 478 00:15:51,996 --> 00:15:54,460 All right, I'm gonna take him to the "Glee" audition 479 00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:56,162 because I'm his dad. 480 00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:57,832 Okay, thanks. 481 00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,066 I guess you're not as completely terrible 482 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,590 - as I thought you were. - Thank you. 483 00:16:01,614 --> 00:16:02,891 - Bye. - Bye. 484 00:16:02,915 --> 00:16:05,421 Wow, that woman is obsessed with me. 485 00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:07,058 All right, we gotta find Michael now. 486 00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:08,621 - Michael! - Michael! 487 00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:14,903 Hey, when you said you were gonna make signs, 488 00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:17,539 - I thought you had a photo. - A photo captures his looks. 489 00:16:17,563 --> 00:16:19,708 A drawing captures his soul. 490 00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:22,350 Hey, guys, we're urp. I broke your shower. 491 00:16:22,374 --> 00:16:23,600 Ruby, what are you doing here? 492 00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:25,374 I told you I needed to use your shower. 493 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:28,083 I didn't tell you I needed to use your razor. 494 00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:30,218 Might wanna put that in the dishwasher. 495 00:16:30,242 --> 00:16:31,186 Great, thanks. 496 00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,819 You haven't seen a half-Indian kid, have you? 497 00:16:32,843 --> 00:16:35,023 No, but I did hear someone crying in the gym. 498 00:16:35,047 --> 00:16:36,132 I would've investigated, 499 00:16:36,156 --> 00:16:38,593 but it's not my turn to kick out the homeless people. 500 00:16:38,617 --> 00:16:40,749 I'm gonna sleep in your bed. 501 00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:42,431 - Michael. - [SOFT GASP] 502 00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:43,965 Michael, I just saw your Insta story. 503 00:16:43,989 --> 00:16:45,952 I know that you're in here. 504 00:16:45,976 --> 00:16:47,501 What, did you sleep here last night? 505 00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:48,733 Oh, I tried to run away, 506 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,821 but I don't have any money, 507 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:51,506 and I'm not hot enough to pay with my looks. 508 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:52,674 Thanks for that, by the way. 509 00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:53,825 Okay, I get it, you're mad at me. 510 00:16:53,849 --> 00:16:56,044 But your audition's in ten minutes, we gotta go. 511 00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:57,467 No. 512 00:16:57,491 --> 00:16:59,548 What do you mean, "no"? Isn't this all you ever wanted? 513 00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:02,851 - What's your problem? - What's my problem? 514 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,987 My problem is my father doesn't even want me. 515 00:17:06,011 --> 00:17:08,334 What's an admissions committee gonna think? 516 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:11,226 All right, look, if you don't go, 517 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,186 that's the same as quitting, 518 00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,956 and trust me, 519 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,732 once you start quitting, it's hard to stop. 520 00:17:16,756 --> 00:17:18,410 Hmm. 521 00:17:20,025 --> 00:17:22,170 Wow, that was amazing. 522 00:17:22,194 --> 00:17:24,217 That's Oscar-worthy. You should submit yourself for. 523 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,718 Best Supporting Douchebag in a Movie. 524 00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:27,209 I didn't want to have to do this, but... 525 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:28,677 What are you... what [GASPS] 526 00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,788 [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMING] Help, help! 527 00:17:30,812 --> 00:17:32,210 You know, I like that kid from Hoboken. 528 00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:34,116 You don't see a lot of black kids playing the oboe. 529 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,484 - You know? - Put me down, put me down! 530 00:17:35,508 --> 00:17:37,410 - Come on. - I know my rights! 531 00:17:37,434 --> 00:17:39,554 Look, I got one more contestant or whatever 532 00:17:39,578 --> 00:17:40,689 for your audition stuff. 533 00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:42,874 Auditions were over 30 minutes ago. 534 00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:44,693 And now we're eating our salads. 535 00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:46,936 - Okay. - Wait, hey, nope, nope. 536 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,974 Uh, sir, I'm sorry, it's my fault that he's late. 537 00:17:50,998 --> 00:17:55,222 Fifteen years late, actually. You see, his mom and I... 538 00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:56,538 - Nope! - We did it... 539 00:17:56,562 --> 00:17:58,358 No, no time for stories, all right? 540 00:17:58,382 --> 00:18:00,041 Don't care. Just play. 541 00:18:00,065 --> 00:18:01,100 Thank you. 542 00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:02,736 - Okay. - I can't do this, okay? 543 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,780 I don't have my music, I don't even know what I'm gonna play. 544 00:18:04,804 --> 00:18:06,064 - Close your eyes. - What? 545 00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:08,316 Just trust me. Close your eyes, 546 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,752 picture yourself, and tell me what you see. 547 00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:13,488 A diminutive 15-year-old with no friends. 548 00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:15,090 [IMITATING BUZZER] Wrong answer. 549 00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:17,492 You are a talented and amazing kid 550 00:18:17,516 --> 00:18:20,495 who's worked his whole life for this moment. 551 00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:23,554 And that is why you are gonna crush it. 552 00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:26,689 Right? 553 00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:29,538 All right, everybody, let's put your hands together. 554 00:18:29,562 --> 00:18:32,140 Straight from Cleveland, the mistake by the lake, 555 00:18:32,164 --> 00:18:33,350 but he ain't fake. 556 00:18:33,374 --> 00:18:37,389 It's Miguel Blanchett Almodovar. 557 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:39,558 [THUD] 558 00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,795 Oh, my... are... are you okay? 559 00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:43,942 Just do it! Just go, go, he's good! 560 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,970 O-okay. 561 00:18:49,994 --> 00:18:52,227 I'm gonna perform my favorite song, 562 00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:54,139 written by another openly gay man 563 00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:55,696 who also happens to be Indian. 564 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,938 ♪ I've paid my dues ♪ 565 00:19:02,962 --> 00:19:05,269 ♪ Time after time ♪ 566 00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:08,129 Freddie Mercury was gay? 567 00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:12,514 ♪ But committed no crime ♪ 568 00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:15,617 ♪ And bad mistakes ♪ 569 00:19:15,641 --> 00:19:18,464 ♪ I've made a few ♪ 570 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:21,890 ♪ I've had my share of sand kicked in my face ♪ 571 00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:25,560 ♪ But I've come through ♪ 572 00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:31,913 ♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪ 573 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:38,436 ♪ And we'll keep on fighting till the end ♪ 574 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:44,629 ♪ We are the champions, we are the champions ♪ 575 00:19:44,653 --> 00:19:47,482 ♪ No time for losers ♪ 576 00:19:47,506 --> 00:19:52,261 ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪ 577 00:19:52,285 --> 00:19:57,637 ♪ Of the world ♪ 578 00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:04,165 Whoo! Damn, boy! 579 00:20:04,189 --> 00:20:05,913 - [APPLAUSE] - Ha ha, all right! 580 00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:07,616 Did you see that? Oh, my God! 581 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,170 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 582 00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:11,335 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 583 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,837 ♪ ♪ 584 00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:16,108 - [PHONE RINGING] - Hang on. 585 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,342 - Hello. - Vincent, it's Dean Pasqueasy. 586 00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:21,825 - Oh, hey. - Turns out there's a rich family in Gramercy 587 00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,585 who's very intrigued by Michael. 588 00:20:23,609 --> 00:20:25,085 And they would like to take him in. 589 00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:27,921 Kind of a "Blind Side" situation for you. 590 00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,690 Should I give them your information? 591 00:20:29,714 --> 00:20:31,393 No, you may not. 592 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,483 Mike's living with me. 593 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,453 Um, it's Michael. 594 00:20:34,477 --> 00:20:35,757 Although it should be Laughingstock, 595 00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:37,566 because I have wrinkles in my rdigan on my first day 596 00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:39,134 like I'm straight up Oliver. 597 00:20:39,158 --> 00:20:41,536 I'll be in the car trying to steam it on the heating vent. 598 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,014 ♪ Take a look in the mirror ♪ 599 00:20:44,038 --> 00:20:47,685 Thank you, Uncle. 600 00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:51,913 Yeah, Dean, actually, email me that family's information, 601 00:20:51,937 --> 00:20:53,271 - just in case. - Okay. 602 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,207 Thank you. 603 00:20:54,231 --> 00:20:56,051 ♪ Lord, somebody ♪ 604 00:20:56,075 --> 00:20:58,320 - ♪ Ooh, somebody ♪ - Uh, today? 605 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:03,558 ♪ Can anybody find me somebody to love? ♪ 606 00:21:03,582 --> 00:21:05,585 Love you guys. 607 00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:11,804 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com... 44712

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