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So, you know, I read this
really interesting article
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about a man whose dog dragged
him out of a flaming gym.
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Matthew, I love you, but
we're not getting a dog.
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Okay? We couldn't even
keep a Roomba alive.
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We shouldn't have given it that beer.
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It was funny, though.
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Hi, welcome to Champions.
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You give us a mere 15 years,
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we'll give you the
body you always wanted.
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I'm looking for a Vincent Cook.
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You're looking at him.
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Whoops! Now you're looking at me.
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I'm his brother, Matthew, okay?
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That's Vince, the guy
you were just looking at!
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- He knows.
- You slept with my wife.
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And now you're gonna pay.
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- Whoa!
- Oh my God!
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Please don't kill him, just
shoot him in the shoulder
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if you have to, or
better yet, the penis!
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Or not! Okay? Hey, sir, listen, please.
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I'm sure there's been some
kind of mistake, right, okay?
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Uh, what... what's your wife's name?
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- Debra Kemp.
- Okay.
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So there hasn't been a mistake.
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Do you have any final wishes?
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Please don't shoot him.
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He's got so little to live for already.
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What?
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I mean, he's had so many tough breaks.
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He was the star baseball
player of our high school team.
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Full ride to college,
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and he lost it all
through bad decisions.
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Okay, there were some things
that were out of my control.
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The economy was in the pits, also Iraq,
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and then, yeah, some alcohol,
some weed, but like...
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Wait, you were an athlete?
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How? I mean, your
brother on the other hand,
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I mean, his body's smoking.
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I mean, I'd get it if
my wife slept with him.
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Thank you.
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- That was so nice.
- What is happening right now?
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But what is the point
of killing this guy, huh?
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Broken dreams, deteriorating body,
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no dog.
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In a lot of ways, keeping
him alive is worse punishment,
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don't you agree?
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Scientifically, we're
all deteriorating, right?
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But yes, there's some
truth to what he's saying.
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Huh. I mean, I guess,
if you put it that way,
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my cheating wife and incurable
dandruff aren't really anything
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- compared to your whole deal.
- Exactly!
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Well, I'm gonna head out.
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I got five other guys I
gotta confront this morning.
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- Five.
- Yeah.
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Okay, good luck with that.
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You know what would've
protected us in that situation?
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We're not getting a dog.
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Damn it!
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Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
www.Addic7ed.com...
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So, sign these papers,
and it's official.
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Your gym is sold.
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I can't believe I'm
really doing it, you know?
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Finally, I can just
let go and disappear.
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Sir, if you're going to kill yourself,
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I'm obliged to tell the police.
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No, no, no, I'm not... I'm not
disappearing like that, okay?
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I'm moving to Florida.
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Yeah, I've just led a life
of letting people down,
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and need a change of scenery, you know?
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No, I do not.
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Wow, I picked the wrong
person to confide in.
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I usually confide in my wife and son.
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Do you have anything like that?
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Can I just say what an
honor it is to be here
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at the Manhattan Academy
for the Performing Arts?
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I have dreamt of this moment
ever since my humble beginnings
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in the horrible town I was raised in.
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It's not that bad. It's Cleveland.
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LeBron James, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame,
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very vibrant Polish
music scene, actually.
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No, I wasn't criticizing.
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You know, you did the best you could
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with your limited resources.
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She's a single mom.
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Mm-kay, there is a
tragic overtone to this
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that I just want to
refute. He has a nice life.
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We have a panini press.
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- She's my rock.
- Okay.
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All I'd asked was "Did you
find the building okay?"
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Anyway, I unfortunately
have terrible news.
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Something has happened to Mr. Stevenson,
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the dean of students who recruited you.
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He was caught in a sting.
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Ooh. Mm. Like a hand
in the cookie jar sting?
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More like a Jared
from Subway type sting.
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BOTH: Oh, my God!
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The point is because he admitted you,
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and offered to let you live in his home,
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we're reevaluating his decisions,
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and therefore need you to re-audition
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for the admissions board tomorrow.
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- What?
- I have to audition again?
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I don't have a place to live!
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Can I live with you? I
can fit in a suitcase.
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He really can, a carry-on even.
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I mean, what are we supposed to do?
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Just one more signature, and
I'm on my way to Florida.
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Hey, you don't think
I'm doing the wrong thing
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by not telling Matthew, do you?
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I forget who that is.
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Chester, it's my brother.
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I've mentioned him several times.
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In my defense, you've
mentioned numerous people
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in your rationalization about why
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you're abandoning friends and family.
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Okay, it's not a rationalization,
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it's just what I'm telling
myself to feel better
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about my secretive behavior.
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- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Here's your form.
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- This is your copy.
- Cool.
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- Now, watch out for gators.
- Yep.
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Keep marshmallows in your pocket.
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They think they're turtle eggs.
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All right, thank you.
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- And good luck to you.
- Thank you.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Well, good-bye, dreams!
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Because now, I'm gonna
have to return to Ohio,
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go back in the closet,
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marry an ugly girl from my high school,
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and run a pashmina cart at the mall.
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[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
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Hey, come here.
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♪ ♪
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I am so sorry that this happened.
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But if you can nail
that audition tomorrow,
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I think I know a place
where you can live.
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The Plaza? Like Eloise?
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Obviously not.
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Okay, come on, let's go.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Matthew,
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I gotta talk to you
about something important.
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Yeah, of course, we can handle anything.
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As long as we're together.
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Emotionally together.
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No, physically, like
living and working together.
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Okay, um...
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I think we can both
agree that having this gym
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for the past 13 years
is not what we planned.
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I agree completely.
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- Really?
- It has exceeded my plans!
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And frankly, all of my wildest dreams.
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Hey!
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I need to shower at your
guys' place tomorrow.
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I'm making sports drink in my tub.
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As long as I drink 30 gallons a week,
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it pays for itself.
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That's smart, Ruby.
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Yeah, you can use our shower.
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Uh, can you give us a second?
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Oh, I see.
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The two people with private offices
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take over our only break room.
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You know, that's some
real one-percenter crap!
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Guess I'll go eat my
pad see ew in the alley.
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I'm sorry, Vince.
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Well, well, well.
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I guess you have time to sit and chat
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with your white brother,
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but not to text back
your Indian girlfriend
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if we're on for movie night.
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Oh, yeah, Britney, sorry, uh...
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I'm just dealing with some stuff
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but I'll meet you at the theater.
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This is why we work.
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My entire family was so wrong about you.
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We are so blessed to work
with such strong women.
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God, I hope nothing ever changes.
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But why would it?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Mom, I'm starving.
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Why are we at a gym in Brooklyn?
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Is this another stop in
your "Sex and the City" tour?
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No, they never came to Brooklyn
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unless they were dating a loser.
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Speaking of which,
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I need to talk to someone, all right?
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So I just want you to
wait here, and, um...
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Oh, read this "Men's Health."
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And try not to get
too turned on... damn!
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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, thank God, food.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, hey, private office.
What are you doing?
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Give me that.
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Who are you?
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Do you want my real
name or my stage name?
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Your real name.
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Miguel Blanchett Almodovar.
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Your real name.
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Michael Patel.
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Well, Michael Patel, congratulations.
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You're about to be the first Indian kid
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to ever get arrested for stealing.
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How dare you? I would never steal.
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I was simply looking
for something to eat,
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like Jean Valjean from "Les Miserables."
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- I never read it.
- It's not a book,
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it's a musical and a movie.
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What is this place anyway?
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Oh, is it a treatment facility?
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I sing at the nursing home
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where my mom works in Cleveland.
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My act is a little racy...
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Wait, where'd you say you were from?
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Cleveland.
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Priya?
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Michael.
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This is your father.
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What?
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Hey.
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When I got pregnant, I had
a full ride to Ohio State.
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I had a baseball scholarship
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to perennial powerhouse Arizona State,
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in a very competitive year.
Dustin Pedroia, Andre Ethier...
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And he lost that scholarship one month
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into his freshman year.
He was smoking a joint,
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marijuana, at a gas station,
and caused an explosion.
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In my defense, that
would've happened to anyone
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smoking a joint at a gas station.
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Anyway, that was just
one of many, many reasons
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that we decided it was best
not to tell you he was your dad.
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That makes sense, right, sweetheart?
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Um... No!
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Okay.
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You told me my dad died in Afghanistan
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liberating a school of blind girls.
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You're a liar!
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You're a deadbeat, and
neither of you have any style.
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- I think that's unfair.
- I mean, I'm matching.
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The only person I like is my uncle!
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Thank you, only I cannot
enjoy your compliment
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as I too am reeling from
this life of deception.
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I raised you by myself,
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and it was the hardest time of my life.
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But it was all worth it,
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because you were the sweetest little boy
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until you turned four,
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and you saw Bernadette Peters
sing "Send in the Clowns"
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on PBS, and you've
complained every day since
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that you needed to
live in New York City.
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♪ Isn't it rich ♪
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- Stop, stop, not the time.
- Okay.
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Vince, I need to talk to you
for a second in your bedroom.
264
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I know this is sudden,
but you have to take him.
265
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I have to be at work tomorrow.
Otherwise, I'm gonna be fired.
266
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I wish I could help
you, but I can't, okay?
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And I can't tell you why.
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You can't tell me why?
269
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What are you, Jason
Bourne? You run a gym.
270
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Wow, you were a lot
nicer in high school.
271
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Anyway, how am I the bad guy here?
272
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You're the one who didn't
want me involved, remember?
273
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I was 18 years old.
274
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I also thought it was a good idea
275
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to have unprotected sex with you
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under the Coney Island Boardwalk.
277
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I wanted to do it on the Cyclone,
278
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but you were like, "That's
tacky, don't do that."
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- Okay.
- You know what?
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The point is, I don't
know how to be a dad.
281
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Do you think I knew how to be a mom
282
00:09:16,922 --> 00:09:18,826
when I was a freshman in college?
283
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I carried him in my backpack.
He was always covered in pen.
284
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[SIGHS]
285
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You know I would've helped you.
286
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Cool, here's your chance.
287
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That's when I realized
I just didn't have
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what it takes to collect coins.
289
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Great news.
290
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We decided that you're gonna live here,
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and we couldn't be happier.
292
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- I love you so much.
- I love you too.
293
00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:38,629
Matthew, help me get
the bags from the car.
294
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You two can get to know each other.
295
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Um...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
297
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It's Vance, right?
298
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Vince.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.
300
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Isn't he adorable?
301
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I think he has my eyes.
302
00:09:58,028 --> 00:10:00,134
Stop, okay? Do not get too used to this.
303
00:10:00,158 --> 00:10:02,082
I guarantee you Priya's coming back.
304
00:10:02,106 --> 00:10:03,784
Hey, Michael, dinnertime.
305
00:10:03,808 --> 00:10:05,487
How can I be thinking about
food when I don't even know
306
00:10:05,511 --> 00:10:07,323
what I'm playing for
my audition tomorrow?
307
00:10:07,347 --> 00:10:10,178
Brahms? Chopin? Liszt?
308
00:10:10,202 --> 00:10:13,514
Yeah, one more name, and it
is a list, you're doing great!
309
00:10:13,538 --> 00:10:15,049
Whoa, you cooked this?
310
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,751
Or are you doing that
thing where you bought it
311
00:10:16,775 --> 00:10:18,386
and put it on plates to
look like you cooked it?
312
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,556
No, I'm not trying to date you.
313
00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:20,959
- We cooked it.
- Wow.
314
00:10:20,983 --> 00:10:22,828
Have you never had a
home cooked meal before?
315
00:10:22,852 --> 00:10:24,826
Mom works a lot, so we eat
takeout, like, every night.
316
00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,785
You eat fast food
every night for dinner.
317
00:10:26,809 --> 00:10:28,054
Okay, and I'm the deadbeat.
318
00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:29,590
My mother is an angel.
319
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You robbed her of her
youth and left her for dead,
320
00:10:31,301 --> 00:10:32,967
like Fantine in "Les Mis,"
321
00:10:32,991 --> 00:10:35,236
so I had to be raised by
the ghoul she had become.
322
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,871
Okay.
323
00:10:36,895 --> 00:10:37,872
Hey, what are you doing?
324
00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,058
What I do every night:
325
00:10:39,082 --> 00:10:41,026
Eat dinner while watching
"RuPaul's Drag Race."
326
00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:42,329
Oh, no, I don't think so.
327
00:10:42,353 --> 00:10:44,232
Look, we're not
degenerates who eat dinner
328
00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:45,634
in front of the television.
329
00:10:45,658 --> 00:10:47,003
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Unless they are re-running
330
00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:48,383
the episode of "The Price Is Right"
331
00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:50,285
- that Matthew was on.
- I lost!
332
00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:52,020
Since I'm going to be living here,
333
00:10:52,044 --> 00:10:53,721
and since you're both jocks,
334
00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:55,423
I feel compelled to
reveal something to you
335
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,280
that you must consider a disgrace.
336
00:11:00,532 --> 00:11:03,332
I'm gay.
337
00:11:03,356 --> 00:11:04,435
Okay.
338
00:11:04,459 --> 00:11:06,147
Um, first of all,
339
00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:08,172
it's not that difficult
to tell that you're gay.
340
00:11:08,196 --> 00:11:10,417
Yeah, I could tell from
the way that you talk.
341
00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:13,687
Also, you think we have
a problem with gay people?
342
00:11:13,711 --> 00:11:14,822
No, we own a gym.
343
00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:15,990
In fact, our big dream is that
344
00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:18,025
someday our gym will become a gay gym,
345
00:11:18,049 --> 00:11:19,751
because women and
straight guys are filthy.
346
00:11:19,775 --> 00:11:21,896
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- And that would be your mom.
347
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,785
I told you she'd come back. Right?
348
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,660
You know, we always had
a volatile relationship,
349
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:26,934
which is kind of what made it hot.
350
00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:28,235
- Mm, I'm gonna throw up.
- Okay.
351
00:11:28,259 --> 00:11:31,372
- Oh, hey, Britney.
- Matthew. Vince.
352
00:11:31,396 --> 00:11:33,307
Why did I see some Indian
chick with bad clothes
353
00:11:33,331 --> 00:11:34,775
come out of your
apartment this afternoon?
354
00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:36,143
You were watching my apartment?
355
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,053
Of course, duh. Hello.
356
00:11:38,077 --> 00:11:40,016
I'm Britney Sundaram, Vince's soulmate.
357
00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,283
Well, we're on-again, off-again.
358
00:11:42,307 --> 00:11:43,946
On-again, off-again soulmates.
359
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,719
How many Indian women have you dated?
360
00:11:45,743 --> 00:11:47,961
How many white women has
Leonardo DiCaprio dated?
361
00:11:47,985 --> 00:11:49,133
No one's asking about that.
362
00:11:49,157 --> 00:11:50,969
Well, you've cheated
on me for the last time.
363
00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:52,899
It's over. I've gotten engaged.
364
00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:55,563
- Engaged? To who?
- My career.
365
00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:57,631
"Career"? You post pictures of yourself
366
00:11:57,655 --> 00:12:00,100
drinking flavored vodka
in a bikini on Instagram.
367
00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:01,902
- BOTH: Ow.
- I'm almost verified!
368
00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:03,175
Stop, whatever he's done,
369
00:12:03,199 --> 00:12:05,172
you don't humiliate a man
in front of his own son.
370
00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:07,508
Matthew's your son? I knew it.
371
00:12:07,532 --> 00:12:09,143
You look so much older than him.
372
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,978
What? No. What? No.
373
00:12:11,002 --> 00:12:13,647
The other one is my son.
Guys, can you give us a minute?
374
00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:15,382
I gotta talk to Britney.
375
00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:18,752
- You're fabulous, by the way.
- Oh, thank you.
376
00:12:18,776 --> 00:12:20,354
So this is my room.
377
00:12:20,378 --> 00:12:21,689
Yeah, I'd say my personal style is
378
00:12:21,713 --> 00:12:23,724
"health conscious guy on a budget."
379
00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:25,379
Well, you nailed it.
380
00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:26,855
I love how you put a plant
381
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,662
in an old protein powder container.
382
00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:31,165
Ah, thanks, yeah, these
containers are the best.
383
00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:32,466
- This one here...
- [CHANGE CLINKING]
384
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,168
It's a piggy bank! [CHUCKLES]
385
00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:37,074
And this one holds protein powder.
386
00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:38,639
Hey, I think they might be a while.
387
00:12:38,663 --> 00:12:40,007
- You wanna sit?
- Sure.
388
00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:41,809
Okay.
389
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:45,360
So is it rude of me to say
that I wish you were my dad
390
00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:48,696
and Vince was my uncle? Or
not really a part of this.
391
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,329
What, are you crazy?
Your dad is amazing.
392
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,165
Your mom only told you half the story.
393
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,723
After Vince lost his
scholarship, our dad died,
394
00:12:55,747 --> 00:12:57,625
and he had to take over the gym.
395
00:12:57,649 --> 00:12:59,155
Gave up every dream he ever had.
396
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,086
Well, I've always
wondered who my father was.
397
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:02,596
I'm glad inside he's nice.
398
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,898
Did you ever, uh...
399
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,300
Mm, wonder who your uncle was?
400
00:13:06,324 --> 00:13:07,652
Not once,
401
00:13:07,676 --> 00:13:10,170
which makes meeting you all the better.
402
00:13:10,194 --> 00:13:12,406
Yes! [LAUGHS]
403
00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:14,571
So who's your favorite Housewife?
404
00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:17,444
Ooh! Um...
405
00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:20,147
My mom?
406
00:13:20,171 --> 00:13:22,165
How could you not
tell me you have a son?
407
00:13:22,189 --> 00:13:24,218
And now he just shows
up and gets to live here?
408
00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:25,552
He's not moving in, okay?
409
00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:27,126
I got a lot of stuff
going on, all right?
410
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,689
He's never been part of my life before,
411
00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:30,579
and I can't make room for him now.
412
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,129
You know what, I was actually beginning
413
00:13:35,153 --> 00:13:36,519
to think that you were okay.
414
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:39,400
Sure, you look like the abusive
boyfriend in a Lifetime movie.
415
00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:41,869
- Oh, my God, you do.
- That I could look past.
416
00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:43,370
But I don't want to live here either.
417
00:13:43,394 --> 00:13:46,206
Your life is sad and
your gym is even sadder.
418
00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:48,208
I can't believe anyone
would even want to buy it.
419
00:13:48,232 --> 00:13:49,310
Wait, what are you talking about?
420
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,878
He's selling Champions.
421
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:52,279
Oh, did you not know?
422
00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:54,181
I saw the signed contract on his desk
423
00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:56,258
and a joint, which I'm keeping
424
00:13:56,282 --> 00:13:58,915
- for my 18th birthday.
- Wait, is that true?
425
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,523
- About the joint?
- Selling the gym.
426
00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:05,326
Yes, yeah, I'm moving to Florida.
427
00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:06,794
- By myself.
- [SIGHS]
428
00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:08,629
You selfish son of a bitch.
429
00:14:08,653 --> 00:14:10,264
I can't believe the
day I gained a nephew,
430
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:11,965
I lost a brother.
431
00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:15,636
Michael, let's go.
432
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,930
Michael? Michael!
433
00:14:17,954 --> 00:14:19,229
Michael?
434
00:14:19,253 --> 00:14:20,653
- Michael?
- Michael!
435
00:14:21,558 --> 00:14:23,449
- Michael?
- Michael Patel!
436
00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:24,988
Hey, slow down, all right? Look...
437
00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:27,038
I know you're mad at me...
Mad...
438
00:14:27,062 --> 00:14:30,631
Doesn't even begin to
describe how I'm feeling.
439
00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:34,134
I... am... angry.
440
00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:37,938
Putting aside the secret
son you didn't tell me about,
441
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:39,273
how could you sell the gym?
442
00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:41,241
We were gonna grow old
together in that gym.
443
00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:42,827
Two gray hairs, lifting weights,
444
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:45,579
till one day, the rack
topples over and kills us both.
445
00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:47,047
- That's your dream?
- Hell yeah.
446
00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:48,382
- Okay.
- But now it's dead,
447
00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:50,017
- because you're abandoning me.
- I'm not abandoning you.
448
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,186
Yeah, then what would you call it?
449
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,374
Running away from
responsibility, all right?
450
00:14:53,398 --> 00:14:54,831
I don't know why you're so surprised!
451
00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:55,833
This is what I do.
452
00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,538
Okay, I let people down.
453
00:14:57,562 --> 00:15:00,717
Right? Mom and Dad, coaches, Priya.
454
00:15:00,741 --> 00:15:02,520
I've had a son for 12
hours and he went from
455
00:15:02,544 --> 00:15:06,266
promising musician to a real
bummer of an episode of "SVU."
456
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,768
[PHONE RINGING]
457
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,336
That might be Michael! Answer it!
458
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,038
[SIGHS] It's Priya.
459
00:15:11,062 --> 00:15:13,241
- What do I do?
- Oh, I know.
460
00:15:13,265 --> 00:15:14,777
- Give me the phone.
- What, what?
461
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:16,246
I got this.
462
00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:17,982
Hey, Priya, it's Matthew.
463
00:15:18,006 --> 00:15:21,858
Oh, what's that? Oh, you
want to talk to Vince?
464
00:15:21,882 --> 00:15:23,261
- Okay.
- What?
465
00:15:23,285 --> 00:15:25,965
- She's really good.
- I... just...
466
00:15:28,648 --> 00:15:30,889
- Priya, what up?
- Vince, hey, look...
467
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,561
Uh, I need to apologize for last night.
468
00:15:32,585 --> 00:15:34,396
Oh, that's cool. I
forgive you. I gotta go.
469
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:36,732
No, I'm not apologizing
to you, you're a dick.
470
00:15:36,756 --> 00:15:38,166
I'm apologizing to Michael.
471
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:39,601
And I'm coming back to get him.
472
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,836
Hey, can you put him on the phone?
473
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,938
He's not pick up and his
audition's in an hour.
474
00:15:42,962 --> 00:15:45,173
Wha... uh, audition? What audition?
475
00:15:45,197 --> 00:15:47,394
To get back into the school.
Did you really forget?
476
00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:50,512
- Forget what? Ha ha, kidding.
- That's not funny!
477
00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:51,972
Priya, would you just get off my jock?
478
00:15:51,996 --> 00:15:54,460
All right, I'm gonna take
him to the "Glee" audition
479
00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:56,162
because I'm his dad.
480
00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:57,832
Okay, thanks.
481
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,066
I guess you're not
as completely terrible
482
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,590
- as I thought you were.
- Thank you.
483
00:16:01,614 --> 00:16:02,891
- Bye.
- Bye.
484
00:16:02,915 --> 00:16:05,421
Wow, that woman is obsessed with me.
485
00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:07,058
All right, we gotta find Michael now.
486
00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:08,621
- Michael!
- Michael!
487
00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:14,903
Hey, when you said you
were gonna make signs,
488
00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:17,539
- I thought you had a photo.
- A photo captures his looks.
489
00:16:17,563 --> 00:16:19,708
A drawing captures his soul.
490
00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:22,350
Hey, guys, we're urp.
I broke your shower.
491
00:16:22,374 --> 00:16:23,600
Ruby, what are you doing here?
492
00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:25,374
I told you I needed to use your shower.
493
00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:28,083
I didn't tell you I
needed to use your razor.
494
00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:30,218
Might wanna put that in the dishwasher.
495
00:16:30,242 --> 00:16:31,186
Great, thanks.
496
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,819
You haven't seen a
half-Indian kid, have you?
497
00:16:32,843 --> 00:16:35,023
No, but I did hear
someone crying in the gym.
498
00:16:35,047 --> 00:16:36,132
I would've investigated,
499
00:16:36,156 --> 00:16:38,593
but it's not my turn to
kick out the homeless people.
500
00:16:38,617 --> 00:16:40,749
I'm gonna sleep in your bed.
501
00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:42,431
- Michael.
- [SOFT GASP]
502
00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:43,965
Michael, I just saw your Insta story.
503
00:16:43,989 --> 00:16:45,952
I know that you're in here.
504
00:16:45,976 --> 00:16:47,501
What, did you sleep here last night?
505
00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:48,733
Oh, I tried to run away,
506
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,821
but I don't have any money,
507
00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:51,506
and I'm not hot enough
to pay with my looks.
508
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:52,674
Thanks for that, by the way.
509
00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:53,825
Okay, I get it, you're mad at me.
510
00:16:53,849 --> 00:16:56,044
But your audition's in
ten minutes, we gotta go.
511
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:57,467
No.
512
00:16:57,491 --> 00:16:59,548
What do you mean, "no"? Isn't
this all you ever wanted?
513
00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:02,851
- What's your problem?
- What's my problem?
514
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,987
My problem is my father
doesn't even want me.
515
00:17:06,011 --> 00:17:08,334
What's an admissions
committee gonna think?
516
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:11,226
All right, look, if you don't go,
517
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,186
that's the same as quitting,
518
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,956
and trust me,
519
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,732
once you start quitting,
it's hard to stop.
520
00:17:16,756 --> 00:17:18,410
Hmm.
521
00:17:20,025 --> 00:17:22,170
Wow, that was amazing.
522
00:17:22,194 --> 00:17:24,217
That's Oscar-worthy. You
should submit yourself for.
523
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,718
Best Supporting Douchebag in a Movie.
524
00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:27,209
I didn't want to have to do this, but...
525
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:28,677
What are you... what [GASPS]
526
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,788
[GRUNTS]
- [SCREAMING] Help, help!
527
00:17:30,812 --> 00:17:32,210
You know, I like that kid from Hoboken.
528
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:34,116
You don't see a lot of
black kids playing the oboe.
529
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,484
- You know?
- Put me down, put me down!
530
00:17:35,508 --> 00:17:37,410
- Come on.
- I know my rights!
531
00:17:37,434 --> 00:17:39,554
Look, I got one more
contestant or whatever
532
00:17:39,578 --> 00:17:40,689
for your audition stuff.
533
00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:42,874
Auditions were over 30 minutes ago.
534
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:44,693
And now we're eating our salads.
535
00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:46,936
- Okay.
- Wait, hey, nope, nope.
536
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,974
Uh, sir, I'm sorry, it's
my fault that he's late.
537
00:17:50,998 --> 00:17:55,222
Fifteen years late, actually.
You see, his mom and I...
538
00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:56,538
- Nope!
- We did it...
539
00:17:56,562 --> 00:17:58,358
No, no time for stories, all right?
540
00:17:58,382 --> 00:18:00,041
Don't care. Just play.
541
00:18:00,065 --> 00:18:01,100
Thank you.
542
00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:02,736
- Okay.
- I can't do this, okay?
543
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,780
I don't have my music, I don't
even know what I'm gonna play.
544
00:18:04,804 --> 00:18:06,064
- Close your eyes.
- What?
545
00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:08,316
Just trust me. Close your eyes,
546
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,752
picture yourself, and
tell me what you see.
547
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:13,488
A diminutive 15-year-old with no friends.
548
00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:15,090
[IMITATING BUZZER] Wrong answer.
549
00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:17,492
You are a talented and amazing kid
550
00:18:17,516 --> 00:18:20,495
who's worked his whole
life for this moment.
551
00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:23,554
And that is why you are gonna crush it.
552
00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:26,689
Right?
553
00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:29,538
All right, everybody, let's
put your hands together.
554
00:18:29,562 --> 00:18:32,140
Straight from Cleveland,
the mistake by the lake,
555
00:18:32,164 --> 00:18:33,350
but he ain't fake.
556
00:18:33,374 --> 00:18:37,389
It's Miguel Blanchett Almodovar.
557
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:39,558
[THUD]
558
00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,795
Oh, my... are... are you okay?
559
00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:43,942
Just do it! Just go, go, he's good!
560
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,970
O-okay.
561
00:18:49,994 --> 00:18:52,227
I'm gonna perform my favorite song,
562
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:54,139
written by another openly gay man
563
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:55,696
who also happens to be Indian.
564
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,938
♪ I've paid my dues ♪
565
00:19:02,962 --> 00:19:05,269
♪ Time after time ♪
566
00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:08,129
Freddie Mercury was gay?
567
00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:12,514
♪ But committed no crime ♪
568
00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:15,617
♪ And bad mistakes ♪
569
00:19:15,641 --> 00:19:18,464
♪ I've made a few ♪
570
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:21,890
♪ I've had my share of
sand kicked in my face ♪
571
00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:25,560
♪ But I've come through ♪
572
00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:31,913
♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪
573
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:38,436
♪ And we'll keep on
fighting till the end ♪
574
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:44,629
♪ We are the champions,
we are the champions ♪
575
00:19:44,653 --> 00:19:47,482
♪ No time for losers ♪
576
00:19:47,506 --> 00:19:52,261
♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
577
00:19:52,285 --> 00:19:57,637
♪ Of the world ♪
578
00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:04,165
Whoo! Damn, boy!
579
00:20:04,189 --> 00:20:05,913
- [APPLAUSE]
- Ha ha, all right!
580
00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:07,616
Did you see that? Oh, my God!
581
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,170
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
582
00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:11,335
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
583
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,837
♪ ♪
584
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:16,108
- [PHONE RINGING]
- Hang on.
585
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,342
- Hello.
- Vincent, it's Dean Pasqueasy.
586
00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:21,825
- Oh, hey.
- Turns out there's a rich family in Gramercy
587
00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,585
who's very intrigued by Michael.
588
00:20:23,609 --> 00:20:25,085
And they would like to take him in.
589
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:27,921
Kind of a "Blind Side"
situation for you.
590
00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,690
Should I give them your information?
591
00:20:29,714 --> 00:20:31,393
No, you may not.
592
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,483
Mike's living with me.
593
00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,453
Um, it's Michael.
594
00:20:34,477 --> 00:20:35,757
Although it should be Laughingstock,
595
00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:37,566
because I have wrinkles in
my rdigan on my first day
596
00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:39,134
like I'm straight up Oliver.
597
00:20:39,158 --> 00:20:41,536
I'll be in the car trying to
steam it on the heating vent.
598
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,014
♪ Take a look in the mirror ♪
599
00:20:44,038 --> 00:20:47,685
Thank you, Uncle.
600
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:51,913
Yeah, Dean, actually, email
me that family's information,
601
00:20:51,937 --> 00:20:53,271
- just in case.
- Okay.
602
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,207
Thank you.
603
00:20:54,231 --> 00:20:56,051
♪ Lord, somebody ♪
604
00:20:56,075 --> 00:20:58,320
- ♪ Ooh, somebody ♪
- Uh, today?
605
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:03,558
♪ Can anybody find me
somebody to love? ♪
606
00:21:03,582 --> 00:21:05,585
Love you guys.
607
00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:11,804
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