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I'm Avery Quinn.%
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former mayor%
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Good morning%, Dayton.%
I'm Misty McAllen.%
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And I'm Bink Binkerson.%
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This is Channel 71 News%
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In our top story%,%
former mayor Hewitt Vance%
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Nancy wants to see me after the show.%
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a few words in my audition%,%
but I can do this%, Nancy.%
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Infrared light therapy masks.%
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Laryngitis has taken over%
Misty's vocal chords.%
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- She lost her voice%?%
- Mm-hmm.%
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And everyone's out of town%
for the holidays%,%
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including Bink%,%
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who's on the first plane out%
Christmas morning.%
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Misty was supposed to do Christmas morning%
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tomorrow alone.%
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What are they gonna do%?%
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Well%, seeing as how no one can%
catch a flight back in time--%
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Call Detroit. They're skilled.%
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You've got laryngitis.%
You can't go on.%
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I'm perfectly fine.%
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- What about Florida Sanchez%?%
- What are you--%
- Avery%? Avery%?%
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You've got this.%
Go get 'em!%
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I can do it.%
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Excuse me. I uh%, I-I%,%
I could fill in for Misty.%
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I understand that you don't%
want to give me the weekend job%,%
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but this is just one broadcast%,%
one very low-rated broadcast.%
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And you know%, it's Christmas morning.%
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People aren't even paying%
attention to the 5%:00 AM.%
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They're opening presents%, and%
sleeping%, and visiting family.%
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You're nervous. And nervous%
people make me nervous.%
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I promise%, I will not let you%
or the viewers down.%
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This means everything to me.%
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You go on at 5%:00 for Misty.%
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- Do not blow it.%
- Thank you!%
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Yes! Ooh.%
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You heard the lady.%
Don't be late.%
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- Feel better.%
- Thanks. Break a leg.%
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207%
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- Squeak%, squeak.%
- Holy crap!%
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Okay%, it's supposed to storm tonight.%
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- Don't let it keep you up.%
- Yeah%, right.%
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I'm going to bed like%, now.%
No under eye bags.%
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No yawning.%
No stammering.%
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This is going to be the best%
Christmas morning broadcast%
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Channel 71 News has ever seen.%
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Oh%, it's really starting to come down.%
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You'd better hurry and get home.%
I'll see you bright and early.%
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On the air!%
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%%%% Jingle bell%, jingle bell%,%
jingle bell rock %%%%<%/i%>%
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%%%% Jingle bells swing%
and jingle bells ring %%%%<%/i%>%
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Jeez%, Mom.%
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%%%% Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun %%%%<%/i%>%
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%%%% Now the jingle hop has begun %%%%<%/i%>%
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%%%% Jingle bell%, jingle bell%,%
jingle bell rock %%%%<%/i%>%
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%%%% Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time %%%%<%/i%>%
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%%%% Dancing and prancing%
in Jingle Bell Square %%%%<%/i%>%
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%%%% In the frosty air %%%%<%/i%>%
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%%%% What a bright time%,%
it's the right time %%%%<%/i%>%
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%It's unknown if the so-called%
Santa Crook is armed%,%<%/i%>%
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%but police are advising%
to use extra caution.%<%/i%>%
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Lovely.%
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%And speaking of caution%,%
keep those snow shovels ready.%<%/i%>%
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%This storm is just getting started.%<%/i%>%
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What's that%?%
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No%, no%, no.%
This is not happening tonight.%
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234%
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You can rob me any night but tonight!%
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235%
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%We're sorry.%<%/i%>%
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%Your call cannot be completed as dialed.%<%/i%>%
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Oh%, you are so not sorry.%
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I need a landline and a Doberman.%
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Are you...%
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240%
00%:11%:54%,673 --%> 00%:11%:56%,508%
Okay...%
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241%
00%:11%:58%,885 --%> 00%:12%:00%,261%
%We're sorry.%<%/i%>%
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%Your call cannot be completed as dialed.%<%/i%>%
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No%, Dasher. No.%
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Don't move! You are%
under citizen's arrest!%
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245%
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The police are on their way!%
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246%
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Why are you up%?%
I followed all the procedures.%
%
247%
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- The what%?%
- This wasn't supposed to happen.%
%
248%
00%:12%:22%,784 --%> 00%:12%:24%,160%
You breaking into my house%
and getting caught%?%
%
249%
00%:12%:24%,244 --%> 00%:12%:25%,745%
No. That wasn't supposed to happen!%
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250%
00%:12%:25%,829 --%> 00%:12%:29%,874%
I didn't break in.%
I came in the regular way.%
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251%
00%:12%:29%,958 --%> 00%:12%:31%,876%
- But something was off.%
- The lights%?%
%
252%
00%:12%:31%,960 --%> 00%:12%:34%,754%
- And your thieving skills%?%
- Wait. How long was I out%?%
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253%
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I don't know.%
Like%, 10 minutes.%
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254%
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Ten minutes%?%
I've gotta go.%
%
255%
00%:12%:38%,341 --%> 00%:12%:41%,093%
No! The only place you%
are going%, sir%, is to jail.%
%
256%
00%:12%:41%,177 --%> 00%:12%:44%,889%
To ja-- Oh%, no. There has been%
a misunderstanding.%
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257%
00%:12%:44%,973 --%> 00%:12%:47%,558%
Why do I keep choking tonight%?%
%
258%
00%:12%:47%,642 --%> 00%:12%:50%,603%
- Oh. Are they still here%?%
- Who%?%
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259%
00%:12%:50%,687 --%> 00%:12%:51%,896%
My dad is going to be so upset.%
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260%
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And you do not want to upset my dad.%
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261%
00%:12%:54%,107 --%> 00%:12%:56%,442%
Your dad is in on this%?%
What are you%, mafia%?%
%
262%
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Mafia%? No!%
I am not mafia.%
%
263%
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I'm Santa Claus.%
%
264%
00%:13%:03%,825 --%> 00%:13%:06%,410%
You know%, jolly old Saint Nick%?%
%
265%
00%:13%:06%,494 --%> 00%:13%:09%,288%
The big guy in the red pajamas%
with the ho%, ho%, ho.%
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266%
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Oh.%
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267%
00%:13%:10%,540 --%> 00%:13%:12%,124%
Yeah%, that's a work in progress.%
%
268%
00%:13%:12%,208 --%> 00%:13%:13%,918%
Okay. You're Santa.%
I'm the Tooth Fairy.%
%
269%
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You're not the Tooth Fairy.%
I've met the--%
%
270%
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- This isn't a joke.%
- I'm not laughing.%
%
271%
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I have a very crucial day tomorrow%,%
%
272%
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so you messed with the wrong girl.%
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273%
00%:13%:21%,593 --%> 00%:13%:22%,802%
I'm sorry.%
You have a crucial day%?%
%
274%
00%:13%:22%,886 --%> 00%:13%:24%,887%
You have a crucial day%?%
It is Christmas Eve%,%
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late on Christmas Eve.%
%
276%
00%:13%:26%,348 --%> 00%:13%:28%,849%
And I still have not finished my rounds.%
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277%
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Okay%, okay. Whew. You and I%
got off on the wrong foot%,%
%
278%
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so maybe you could just untie me%
and I'll get on my way.%
%
279%
00%:13%:37%,901 --%> 00%:13%:39%,527%
Absolutely not.%
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280%
00%:13%:39%,611 --%> 00%:13%:42%,947%
Okay%, fine.%
I'm very strong.%
%
281%
00%:13%:43%,031 --%> 00%:13%:45%,324%
I will break out of this.%
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282%
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I will break out of this%
right in front of you%
%
283%
00%:13%:47%,660 --%> 00%:13%:50%,372%
and I'll just--%
%
284%
00%:13%:52%,832 --%> 00%:13%:55%,001%
Wow%, this is surprisingly strong garland.%
%
285%
00%:13%:55%,085 --%> 00%:13%:57%,128%
It's wired for extra molding capabilities.%
%
286%
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Oh%, that's very%, very convenient.%
%
287%
00%:13%:59%,631 --%> 00%:14%:01%,966%
- Maybe you can unwire it for me%?%
- No!%
%
288%
00%:14%:02%,050 --%> 00%:14%:04%,760%
I'm not gonna let you go%
rob more innocent people.%
%
289%
00%:14%:04%,844 --%> 00%:14%:06%,637%
Unlike you%,%
I care about my fellow man.%
%
290%
00%:14%:06%,721 --%> 00%:14%:08%,139%
I'm sure you care about your fellow man%,%
%
291%
00%:14%:08%,223 --%> 00%:14%:10%,099%
especially the ones%
that you aren't tying up.%
%
292%
00%:14%:10%,183 --%> 00%:14%:13%,477%
But this is a very important%
night and I really have got--%
%
293%
00%:14%:13%,561 --%> 00%:14%:15%,313%
Okay. Wait. You know what%?%
Maybe I'll just check the time.%
%
294%
00%:14%:15%,397 --%> 00%:14%:18%,816%
I could have lots of time.%
I've just gotta check my watch.%
%
295%
00%:14%:18%,900 --%> 00%:14%:20%,234%
- Here%, if I could--%
- Pretty cool watch.%
%
296%
00%:14%:20%,318 --%> 00%:14%:23%,154%
Thank you. It's got latitude%
and longitude indicators%
%
297%
00%:14%:23%,238 --%> 00%:14%:25%,823%
for traveling at high velocities%
over hemispheres.%
%
298%
00%:14%:25%,907 --%> 00%:14%:27%,158%
The reindeer have a very%
good sense of direction%,%
%
299%
00%:14%:27%,242 --%> 00%:14%:32%,288%
but this really helps.%
Whoa. Wow! It is 11%:22.%
%
300%
00%:14%:32%,372 --%> 00%:14%:34%,749%
Sunrise is at 6%:00 AM and%
I still haven't even started%
%
301%
00%:14%:34%,833 --%> 00%:14%:36%,083%
delivering gifts to the%
western hemisphere.%
%
302%
00%:14%:36%,167 --%> 00%:14%:39%,337%
I am so far behind schedule.%
%
303%
00%:14%:39%,421 --%> 00%:14%:41%,172%
Wow%, you are really taking it%
all the way with this.%
%
304%
00%:14%:41%,256 --%> 00%:14%:43%,049%
Whoa! What was that%?%
%
305%
00%:14%:43%,133 --%> 00%:14%:45%,968%
- No--%
- Hey! Hey!%
%
306%
00%:14%:46%,052 --%> 00%:14%:48%,430%
Whoa%, whoa%, whoa%, whoa%, whoa.%
What%?%
%
307%
00%:14%:49%,347 --%> 00%:14%:51%,599%
What%?%
%
308%
00%:14%:52%,017 --%> 00%:14%:53%,309%
They're gone.%
%
309%
00%:14%:53%,393 --%> 00%:14%:56%,020%
Who%? Who%?%
Are there people on my roof%?%
%
310%
00%:14%:56%,104 --%> 00%:14%:58%,105%
This hasn't happened in 188 years.%
%
311%
00%:14%:58%,189 --%> 00%:15%:01%,067%
Do you have any idea what you have done%?%
%
312%
00%:15%:01%,151 --%> 00%:15%:03%,819%
What I have done%?%
You broke into my house%,%
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313%
00%:15%:03%,903 --%> 00%:15%:05%,446%
and tonight of all nights.%
%
314%
00%:15%:05%,530 --%> 00%:15%:08%,074%
By doing that you just%
jeopardized my career!%
%
315%
00%:15%:08%,158 --%> 00%:15%:12%,495%
You have tied up Santa Claus%,%
thereby jeopardizing Christmas!%
%
316%
00%:15%:16%,499 --%> 00%:15%:19%,418%
We have been over this a dozen times.%
%
317%
00%:15%:19%,502 --%> 00%:15%:22%,213%
I'm telling you the truth.%
%
318%
00%:15%:22%,297 --%> 00%:15%:24%,799%
Also%, do you have any milk%
or cookies%? I am so hungry.%
%
319%
00%:15%:24%,883 --%> 00%:15%:26%,217%
Enough with the act.%
%
320%
00%:15%:26%,301 --%> 00%:15%:27%,718%
We've been following you%
on the news for a week.%
%
321%
00%:15%:27%,802 --%> 00%:15%:29%,428%
You dress in a Santa suit%,%
break into people's houses%,%
%
322%
00%:15%:29%,512 --%> 00%:15%:30%,930%
and empty their safes.%
%
323%
00%:15%:31%,014 --%> 00%:15%:32%,974%
Yes%, I go into people's homes%,%
but I do not do any of%
%
324%
00%:15%:33%,058 --%> 00%:15%:37%,270%
that other stuff. I brought you%
your gift%, by the way.%
%
325%
00%:15%:37%,354 --%> 00%:15%:38%,980%
You're welcome.%
%
326%
00%:15%:40%,940 --%> 00%:15%:43%,234%
Uh%, Becca's my neighbor.%
%
327%
00%:15%:43%,318 --%> 00%:15%:44%,860%
- Becca's your neighbor%?%
- Mm-hmm.%
%
328%
00%:15%:44%,944 --%> 00%:15%:47%,238%
There's no Becca here%?%
You're not Becca%?%
%
329%
00%:15%:47%,322 --%> 00%:15%:49%,824%
Are you sure%? Becca.%
You're serious%?%
%
330%
00%:15%:49%,908 --%> 00%:15%:51%,242%
Mm-hmm.%
%
331%
00%:15%:51%,326 --%> 00%:15%:54%,328%
Oh. Why does this keep happening tonight%?%
%
332%
00%:15%:54%,412 --%> 00%:15%:57%,206%
Also%, you kind of look like%
you could be a model.%
%
333%
00%:15%:57%,290 --%> 00%:15%:58%,916%
And I'm supposed to believe%
that you're Santa%?%
%
334%
00%:15%:59%,000 --%> 00%:16%:02%,086%
Oh. Well%, thank you for the compliment.%
%
335%
00%:16%:02%,170 --%> 00%:16%:04%,714%
And so you know%, the Santa Claus%
has not looked like%
%
336%
00%:16%:04%,798 --%> 00%:16%:08%,509%
the proverbial Father Christmas%
in quite some time.%
%
337%
00%:16%:08%,593 --%> 00%:16%:10%,636%
And also%, this is my first%
time doing the rounds.%
%
338%
00%:16%:10%,720 --%> 00%:16%:12%,763%
- Or attempting to.%
- Okay.%
%
339%
00%:16%:12%,847 --%> 00%:16%:14%,432%
And failing miserably.%
%
340%
00%:16%:14%,516 --%> 00%:16%:16%,851%
Oh%, give it up!%
%
341%
00%:16%:16%,935 --%> 00%:16%:19%,145%
If I wasn't really Santa Claus%,%
how would I know that your name%
%
342%
00%:16%:19%,229 --%> 00%:16%:21%,522%
is...%
%
343%
00%:16%:21%,606 --%> 00%:16%:24%,609%
Avery Quinn%?%
%
344%
00%:16%:24%,693 --%> 00%:16%:26%,736%
Because you're not only a thief%,%
but also a stalker.%
%
345%
00%:16%:26%,820 --%> 00%:16%:28%,446%
- I'm neither of those things.%
- Okay.%
%
346%
00%:16%:28%,530 --%> 00%:16%:30%,823%
If you are the real Santa%,%
then you're supposed to know%
%
347%
00%:16%:30%,907 --%> 00%:16%:32%,950%
when I've been bad and good%, right%?%
%
348%
00%:16%:33%,034 --%> 00%:16%:35%,244%
Let's hear it.%
When have I been bad%?%
%
349%
00%:16%:35%,328 --%> 00%:16%:37%,163%
- That is something that I know.%
- You should.%
%
350%
00%:16%:37%,247 --%> 00%:16%:38%,164%
- Okay.%
- Let's hear it.%
%
351%
00%:16%:38%,248 --%> 00%:16%:40%,291%
I'm thinking. You...%
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352%
00%:16%:40%,375 --%> 00%:16%:42%,293%
You have a number of%
late-return library books.%
%
353%
00%:16%:42%,377 --%> 00%:16%:43%,377%
Oh%, come on.%
%
354%
00%:16%:43%,461 --%> 00%:16%:44%,795%
Okay. You sometimes bite your nails.%
%
355%
00%:16%:44%,879 --%> 00%:16%:46%,130%
Who doesn't%?%
%
356%
00%:16%:46%,214 --%> 00%:16%:47%,757%
You didn't floss your teeth last night.%
%
357%
00%:16%:47%,841 --%> 00%:16%:49%,717%
That is not true!%
%
358%
00%:16%:49%,801 --%> 00%:16%:51%,177%
Who flosses every single night%?%
%
359%
00%:16%:51%,261 --%> 00%:16%:52%,803%
- Is that an admission of guilt%?%
- Oh%, this is ridiculous.%
%
360%
00%:16%:52%,887 --%> 00%:16%:54%,472%
Also%, if you're gonna go with%
the whole I'm Santa thing%,%
%
361%
00%:16%:54%,556 --%> 00%:16%:58%,017%
- do better.%
- Fine. Yes%, I know.%
%
362%
00%:16%:58%,101 --%> 00%:17%:00%,353%
Okay%, here's the truth.%
%
363%
00%:17%:00%,437 --%> 00%:17%:02%,647%
The intel is supposed to%
transfer to the new Santa%,%
%
364%
00%:17%:02%,731 --%> 00%:17%:07%,234%
but for whatever reason%, I'm%
not connecting in full force.%
%
365%
00%:17%:07%,318 --%> 00%:17%:09%,820%
Oh%, maybe my dad was right.%
%
366%
00%:17%:09%,904 --%> 00%:17%:11%,364%
It's one thing to wear the boots%,%
%
367%
00%:17%:11%,448 --%> 00%:17%:14%,367%
but you have to own the boots.%
%
368%
00%:17%:14%,451 --%> 00%:17%:17%,161%
Let's not do a therapy session%
right now%, though.%
%
369%
00%:17%:17%,245 --%> 00%:17%:19%,830%
What if you could complete%
the most important task%
%
370%
00%:17%:19%,914 --%> 00%:17%:21%,582%
in your life%?%
%
371%
00%:17%:21%,666 --%> 00%:17%:24%,168%
Robbing my neighbors is the most%
important thing of your life%?%
%
372%
00%:17%:24%,252 --%> 00%:17%:27%,380%
- Honestly%, I pity you.%
- I didn't rob your neighbors.%
%
373%
00%:17%:27%,464 --%> 00%:17%:29%,173%
Becca's gonna wake up on%
Christmas morning.%
%
374%
00%:17%:29%,257 --%> 00%:17%:30%,883%
She's gonna go downstairs%
and she's gonna look for%
%
375%
00%:17%:30%,967 --%> 00%:17%:32%,677%
the one thing she asked for for Christmas%
%
376%
00%:17%:32%,761 --%> 00%:17%:35%,471%
and it's not gonna be there%,%
an organic chemistry kit.%
%
377%
00%:17%:35%,555 --%> 00%:17%:37%,890%
You opened it%?%
How do you sleep at night%?%
%
378%
00%:17%:37%,974 --%> 00%:17%:40%,393%
I didn't open it!%
I made--%
%
379%
00%:17%:40%,477 --%> 00%:17%:43%,646%
Okay. You know what%?%
Pfft.%
%
380%
00%:17%:43%,730 --%> 00%:17%:45%,523%
What difference does it make%
whether or not I'm returning%
%
381%
00%:17%:45%,607 --%> 00%:17%:49%,026%
the gift or bringing her%
the gift for the first time%?%
%
382%
00%:17%:49%,110 --%> 00%:17%:51%,487%
The most important thing%
is that Becca gets her gift.%
%
383%
00%:17%:51%,571 --%> 00%:17%:53%,739%
And you are the only person%
that is preventing that%
%
384%
00%:17%:53%,823 --%> 00%:17%:55%,324%
from happening.%
%
385%
00%:17%:55%,408 --%> 00%:17%:59%,412%
So what do you say%?%
Bring Becca her gift.%
%
386%
00%:18%:04%,918 --%> 00%:18%:06%,627%
You want me to go with you over there%?%
%
387%
00%:18%:06%,711 --%> 00%:18%:07%,753%
- Yes.%
- Right now.%
%
388%
00%:18%:07%,837 --%> 00%:18%:08%,546%
- Yes.%
- And bring the gift%?%
%
389%
00%:18%:08%,630 --%> 00%:18%:09%,714%
Uh-huh.%
%
390%
00%:18%:09%,798 --%> 00%:18%:12%,008%
Fine.%
%
391%
00%:18%:12%,092 --%> 00%:18%:14%,760%
I'm going to put pants on.%
You better not move.%
%
392%
00%:18%:14%,844 --%> 00%:18%:16%,178%
- Stay right there.%
- Fine.%
%
393%
00%:18%:16%,262 --%> 00%:18%:18%,389%
- Don't move.%
- Of course.%
%
394%
00%:18%:18%,473 --%> 00%:18%:19%,974%
Elf's honor.%
%
395%
00%:18%:22%,435 --%> 00%:18%:24%,770%
Yes%, it's bad news.%
I lost contact with Chris.%
%
396%
00%:18%:24%,854 --%> 00%:18%:27%,106%
%What do you mean you lost contact%?%<%/i%>%
%
397%
00%:18%:27%,190 --%> 00%:18%:29%,984%
We almost got caught by%
the security patrol and-and%
%
398%
00%:18%:30%,068 --%> 00%:18%:31%,235%
there were so many potential onlookers%
%
399%
00%:18%:31%,319 --%> 00%:18%:34%,155%
I had to leave him inside.%
And now um...%
%
400%
00%:18%:34%,239 --%> 00%:18%:36%,198%
- He's off grid.%
- %Off the what%?%<%/i%>%
%
401%
00%:18%:36%,282 --%> 00%:18%:39%,076%
%Dillon!%
I can't report back with that!%<%/i%>%
%
402%
00%:18%:39%,160 --%> 00%:18%:40%,578%
Yeah%, I'm freaking out here!%
%
403%
00%:18%:40%,662 --%> 00%:18%:42%,246%
It's my first Christmas%
as the right-hand man%,%
%
404%
00%:18%:42%,330 --%> 00%:18%:44%,081%
and I'm neither to the right%
nor by the man!%
%
405%
00%:18%:44%,165 --%> 00%:18%:47%,752%
%Look%, just breathe.%<%/i%>%
%
406%
00%:18%:47%,836 --%> 00%:18%:50%,171%
%He has his phone%, right%?%<%/i%>%
%
407%
00%:18%:50%,255 --%> 00%:18%:53%,674%
Yeah%, it's just the cell%
reception is pretty bad%
%
408%
00%:18%:53%,758 --%> 00%:18%:55%,217%
because of the storm.%
%
409%
00%:18%:55%,301 --%> 00%:18%:56%,886%
%Keep trying to establish contact.%<%/i%>%
%
410%
00%:18%:56%,970 --%> 00%:18%:59%,388%
%And if you can't reach him%,%
go back to that last house.%<%/i%>%
%
411%
00%:18%:59%,472 --%> 00%:19%:01%,682%
%He's gotta still be there.%
You got it%?%<%/i%>%
%
412%
00%:19%:01%,766 --%> 00%:19%:03%,643%
Okay%, but...%
%
413%
00%:19%:05%,228 --%> 00%:19%:08%,857%
You didn't have to hang up!%
But sure.%
%
414%
00%:19%:10%,984 --%> 00%:19%:13%,110%
Oh%, oh%, my phone!%
%
415%
00%:19%:13%,194 --%> 00%:19%:14%,946%
Haven't known you long%, but that ring tone%
%
416%
00%:19%:15%,030 --%> 00%:19%:16%,697%
is pretty on brand.%
%
417%
00%:19%:16%,781 --%> 00%:19%:18%,407%
Yeah%, if you could just answer%
it%? It's in my jacket pocket.%
%
418%
00%:19%:23%,038 --%> 00%:19%:24%,914%
- A flip phone%?%
- Yeah. Latest model.%
%
419%
00%:19%:24%,998 --%> 00%:19%:26%,290%
Just open it.%
Just answer it.%
%
420%
00%:19%:26%,374 --%> 00%:19%:29%,377%
They will tell you exactly who I am.%
%
421%
00%:19%:29%,461 --%> 00%:19%:32%,380%
Wh--why did you do that%?%
%
422%
00%:19%:32%,464 --%> 00%:19%:34%,006%
I'm not letting you get in touch%
with your accomplices.%
%
423%
00%:19%:34%,090 --%> 00%:19%:35%,174%
Although%, you did just have service.%
%
424%
00%:19%:35%,258 --%> 00%:19%:37%,635%
Yes%, because it's the latest model!%
%
425%
00%:19%:37%,719 --%> 00%:19%:39%,929%
What%?%
%
426%
00%:19%:40%,013 --%> 00%:19%:41%,180%
I can't even get on my cell phone.%
%
427%
00%:19%:41%,264 --%> 00%:19%:44%,392%
How am I supposed to get on the news%?%
%
428%
00%:19%:45%,185 --%> 00%:19%:49%,981%
The news. The news.%
Oh. Oh%, that is gonna work.%
%
429%
00%:19%:50%,065 --%> 00%:19%:51%,691%
A story only I can tell.%
%
430%
00%:19%:51%,775 --%> 00%:19%:53%,567%
Wait. Where are you going%?%
%
431%
00%:19%:53%,651 --%> 00%:19%:54%,694%
Avery%?%
%
432%
00%:19%:54%,778 --%> 00%:19%:58%,990%
Broke in%, 11%:05 or so...%
%
433%
00%:19%:59%,908 --%> 00%:20%:02%,910%
- What are you doing%?%
- Claims to be the real Santa.%
%
434%
00%:20%:02%,994 --%> 00%:20%:04%,870%
Terrible liar%, possibly delusional.%
%
435%
00%:20%:04%,954 --%> 00%:20%:06%,330%
Delusional%?%
%
436%
00%:20%:06%,414 --%> 00%:20%:08%,541%
Nancy's gonna have to take notice%
%
437%
00%:20%:08%,625 --%> 00%:20%:10%,668%
when I'm the one that's%
caught the Santa Crook.%
%
438%
00%:20%:10%,752 --%> 00%:20%:15%,631%
I am not the Santa Crook.%
Oh%, my gosh. Oh%, my gosh.%
%
439%
00%:20%:15%,715 --%> 00%:20%:17%,675%
I can see the look on%
my dad's face right now.%
%
440%
00%:20%:17%,759 --%> 00%:20%:19%,510%
Uh...%
%
441%
00%:20%:19%,594 --%> 00%:20%:21%,513%
Are you okay%?%
%
442%
00%:20%:22%,138 --%> 00%:20%:23%,806%
I don't know.%
%
443%
00%:20%:23%,890 --%> 00%:20%:25%,808%
I'm gonna be the guy%
that messed it all up.%
%
444%
00%:20%:25%,892 --%> 00%:20%:28%,060%
Okay.%
%
445%
00%:20%:28%,144 --%> 00%:20%:30%,354%
So here's the deal%, Santa Claus.%
%
446%
00%:20%:30%,438 --%> 00%:20%:32%,690%
Cell towers are down%
because of this stupid storm%,%
%
447%
00%:20%:32%,774 --%> 00%:20%:36%,527%
so we are gonna go to Becca's%
house and return her gift.%
%
448%
00%:20%:36%,611 --%> 00%:20%:38%,904%
Because you said%, %"Elf's honor%, right%?%"%
%
449%
00%:20%:38%,988 --%> 00%:20%:40%,489%
- Elf's honor.%
- Good.%
%
450%
00%:20%:40%,573 --%> 00%:20%:43%,409%
And then I'm sorry about this%,%
but clearly%,%
%
451%
00%:20%:43%,493 --%> 00%:20%:45%,244%
you have a lot of family issues%
that you need to work through%
%
452%
00%:20%:45%,328 --%> 00%:20%:46%,787%
that have brought you to this point.%
%
453%
00%:20%:46%,871 --%> 00%:20%:48%,664%
I'm gonna have to take you%
to the police station myself.%
%
454%
00%:20%:48%,748 --%> 00%:20%:51%,459%
Wait. You said the police were%
on their way already.%
%
455%
00%:20%:52%,794 --%> 00%:20%:54%,420%
You lied.%
%
456%
00%:20%:54%,504 --%> 00%:20%:55%,880%
That makes two of us.%
%
457%
00%:20%:55%,964 --%> 00%:20%:58%,466%
I didn't lie.%
I'm Santa Claus.%
%
458%
00%:20%:58%,550 --%> 00%:21%:01%,135%
Sure you are. Let's go.%
%
459%
00%:21%:10%,311 --%> 00%:21%:12%,188%
I do not look like that.%
%
460%
00%:21%:20%,280 --%> 00%:21%:21%,864%
Really%?%
%
461%
00%:21%:21%,948 --%> 00%:21%:23%,407%
How'd that work out for you%?%
%
462%
00%:21%:23%,491 --%> 00%:21%:25%,493%
Could you help me up%?%
%
463%
00%:21%:30%,206 --%> 00%:21%:32%,083%
- Oh.%
- Jeez.%
%
464%
00%:21%:36%,212 --%> 00%:21%:38%,089%
Thank you.%
%
465%
00%:21%:38%,381 --%> 00%:21%:40%,050%
Don't mention it.%
%
466%
00%:21%:44%,971 --%> 00%:21%:47%,348%
So what's this important thing%
that you have to do tomorrow%?%
%
467%
00%:21%:47%,432 --%> 00%:21%:50%,059%
Why don't we skip the%
small talk%, fake Santa%?%
%
468%
00%:21%:50%,143 --%> 00%:21%:53%,938%
I'm just trying to be polite.%
It's Chris%, by the way.%
%
469%
00%:21%:54%,022 --%> 00%:21%:57%,066%
Well%, Chris%, it's just what I've%
worked my entire career for.%
%
470%
00%:21%:57%,150 --%> 00%:21%:58%,985%
I finally get to report the news%,%
%
471%
00%:21%:59%,069 --%> 00%:22%:00%,278%
but instead of resting up%,%
%
472%
00%:22%:00%,362 --%> 00%:22%:02%,113%
I'm returning a stolen chemistry kit.%
%
473%
00%:22%:02%,197 --%> 00%:22%:04%,991%
Report the news%?%
You're an anchor%,%
%
474%
00%:22%:05%,075 --%> 00%:22%:07%,368%
like Sophie Ashburn%?%
%
475%
00%:22%:07%,452 --%> 00%:22%:09%,120%
What do you know about Sophie Ashburn%?%
%
476%
00%:22%:09%,204 --%> 00%:22%:11%,831%
- Well%, I have a TV.%
- Steal that%, too%?%
%
477%
00%:22%:11%,915 --%> 00%:22%:14%,542%
That gift is not stolen.%
%
478%
00%:22%:14%,626 --%> 00%:22%:17%,670%
It is the gift that Becca%
asked for explicitly.%
%
479%
00%:22%:17%,754 --%> 00%:22%:21%,507%
Okay. Ha. Okay.%
If you're really Santa%,%
%
480%
00%:22%:21%,591 --%> 00%:22%:25%,303%
what is the most meaningful%
present I've been given%?%
%
481%
00%:22%:25%,387 --%> 00%:22%:28%,598%
Okay%, like I said%,%
my Santa skills are kind of%
%
482%
00%:22%:28%,682 --%> 00%:22%:30%,308%
waning at the moment.%
%
483%
00%:22%:30%,392 --%> 00%:22%:31%,685%
%Yeah%, of course they are.%<%/i%>%
%
484%
00%:22%:33%,311 --%> 00%:22%:34%,687%
Wait. Wait.%
Wait%, wait%, wait.%
%
485%
00%:22%:34%,771 --%> 00%:22%:37%,023%
Actually%, I'm getting%
an image of something.%
%
486%
00%:22%:37%,107 --%> 00%:22%:41%,110%
It's a diary of some kind.%
%
487%
00%:22%:41%,194 --%> 00%:22%:43%,863%
Pretty close%, but what teenage%
girl doesn't get a diary%?%
%
488%
00%:22%:43%,947 --%> 00%:22%:47%,700%
Well%, it'll fully come to me%
at some point%, but...%
%
489%
00%:22%:47%,784 --%> 00%:22%:51%,912%
Whatever it is%, I know it was%
great because I know for a fact%
%
490%
00%:22%:51%,996 --%> 00%:22%:54%,081%
that you're a good person.%
%
491%
00%:22%:54%,165 --%> 00%:22%:55%,333%
Flattery will get you nowhere.%
%
492%
00%:22%:55%,417 --%> 00%:22%:56%,792%
It's not flattery.%
%
493%
00%:22%:56%,876 --%> 00%:23%:01%,131%
It's a fact coming directly%
to you from Santa Claus.%
%
494%
00%:23%:03%,258 --%> 00%:23%:05%,593%
Why are all the hot ones crazy%?%
%
495%
00%:23%:13%,935 --%> 00%:23%:15%,269%
You know what%? They're probably%
at midnight mass.%
%
496%
00%:23%:15%,353 --%> 00%:23%:16%,646%
They go every year%, so just leave it here.%
%
497%
00%:23%:16%,730 --%> 00%:23%:18%,981%
Oh%, no. There is a protocol.%
There is a protocol.%
%
498%
00%:23%:19%,065 --%> 00%:23%:22%,318%
Gifts cannot be left in%
unprotected places%,%
%
499%
00%:23%:22%,402 --%> 00%:23%:24%,987%
i.e.%, mailboxes%, curbs or stoops%, so...%
%
500%
00%:23%:25%,071 --%> 00%:23%:27%,198%
Oh%, so you work for Amazon.%
%
501%
00%:23%:27%,282 --%> 00%:23%:29%,408%
This is what I do and%
I take my job very seriously.%
%
502%
00%:23%:29%,492 --%> 00%:23%:31%,661%
We need to go inside and%
tuck it underneath the tree.%
%
503%
00%:23%:31%,745 --%> 00%:23%:33%,955%
I'm not doing that. I'll just%
bring it to Becca tomorrow.%
%
504%
00%:23%:34%,039 --%> 00%:23%:39%,461%
No. No%, not tomorrow.%
Tomorrow is Christmas and...%
%
505%
00%:23%:39%,753 --%> 00%:23%:43%,172%
Avery%, I truly believe this.%
%
506%
00%:23%:43%,256 --%> 00%:23%:47%,426%
Good people deserve good things.%
%
507%
00%:23%:47%,510 --%> 00%:23%:49%,637%
If Becca doesn't get that gift%,%
%
508%
00%:23%:52%,515 --%> 00%:23%:55%,142%
it would break my heart.%
%
509%
00%:23%:55%,226 --%> 00%:23%:57%,103%
Uh.%
%
510%
00%:23%:57%,729 --%> 00%:23%:59%,272%
Fine.%
%
511%
00%:23%:59%,356 --%> 00%:24%:00%,731%
What's your plan%?%
%
512%
00%:24%:00%,815 --%> 00%:24%:03%,567%
- I have a special set of keys.%
- No chimney%?%
%
513%
00%:24%:03%,651 --%> 00%:24%:04%,819%
It only works when the%
reindeers are on the roof.%
%
514%
00%:24%:04%,903 --%> 00%:24%:06%,529%
The keys are a back-up protocol.%
%
515%
00%:24%:06%,613 --%> 00%:24%:08%,656%
So if you wanna look in my pocket here...%
%
516%
00%:24%:13%,953 --%> 00%:24%:14%,996%
Ah.%
%
517%
00%:24%:15%,080 --%> 00%:24%:16%,831%
What are you%, a janitor%?%
%
518%
00%:24%:16%,915 --%> 00%:24%:21%,628%
Okay. Here we are.%
North America.%
%
519%
00%:24%:27%,258 --%> 00%:24%:28%,801%
I wanna see this.%
%
520%
00%:24%:28%,885 --%> 00%:24%:31%,680%
Oh%, I'm sorry. You can't look.%
It's not how it works.%
%
521%
00%:24%:32%,514 --%> 00%:24%:34%,098%
Very good.%
%
522%
00%:24%:44%,067 --%> 00%:24%:46%,485%
Okay. If you'd put that back in my pocket%
%
523%
00%:24%:46%,569 --%> 00%:24%:48%,988%
and pick up the gift%,%
and we can head on inside.%
%
524%
00%:24%:53%,910 --%> 00%:24%:55%,786%
I'm not gonna go in there%
because that's trespassing.%
%
525%
00%:24%:55%,870 --%> 00%:24%:57%,496%
Well%, I can't carry the gift%
because I am tied up%,%
%
526%
00%:24%:57%,580 --%> 00%:25%:01%,042%
unless you wanna untie me.%
%
527%
00%:25%:01%,126 --%> 00%:25%:04%,671%
Fine.%
%
528%
00%:25%:10%,468 --%> 00%:25%:11%,844%
Technically%, this is%
breaking and entering%,%
%
529%
00%:25%:11%,928 --%> 00%:25%:14%,221%
which is two years%
for a first-time offender.%
%
530%
00%:25%:14%,305 --%> 00%:25%:16%,182%
Though I have my doubts%
this is your first offense.%
%
531%
00%:25%:16%,266 --%> 00%:25%:18%,225%
Yes.%
%
532%
00%:25%:18%,309 --%> 00%:25%:21%,020%
What are you doing%?%
%
533%
00%:25%:21%,104 --%> 00%:25%:22%,521%
The cravings are real.%
%
534%
00%:25%:22%,605 --%> 00%:25%:24%,065%
And Becca expects there%
to be a bite taken out of%
%
535%
00%:25%:24%,149 --%> 00%:25%:25%,984%
the cookie when she%
wakes up in the morning.%
%
536%
00%:25%:26%,317 --%> 00%:25%:27%,944%
Mm.%
%
537%
00%:25%:29%,112 --%> 00%:25%:30%,697%
I love milk.%
%
538%
00%:25%:31%,448 --%> 00%:25%:32%,698%
If you could...%
%
539%
00%:25%:32%,782 --%> 00%:25%:35%,201%
Oh%, shoot.%
I'm making a mess.%
%
540%
00%:25%:35%,785 --%> 00%:25%:39%,330%
If you could maybe help me.%
Thank you. Okay. Okay.%
%
541%
00%:25%:40%,707 --%> 00%:25%:43%,125%
There you go. There you go.%
You're fine.%
%
542%
00%:25%:43%,209 --%> 00%:25%:44%,293%
You have committed enough%
crimes for one night.%
%
543%
00%:25%:44%,377 --%> 00%:25%:45%,753%
Okay.%
%
544%
00%:25%:45%,837 --%> 00%:25%:47%,880%
And I have a 4%:00 AM call time.%
Let's go.%
%
545%
00%:25%:47%,964 --%> 00%:25%:50%,008%
Okay. Thank you.%
Merry Christmas.%
%
546%
00%:25%:55%,805 --%> 00%:25%:57%,473%
Okay%, think about this.%
%
547%
00%:25%:57%,557 --%> 00%:26%:00%,977%
If you bring me in%, the police%
might question you for hours.%
%
548%
00%:26%:01%,061 --%> 00%:26%:03%,896%
You could be stuck there until noon.%
%
549%
00%:26%:03%,980 --%> 00%:26%:05%,398%
Well%, then I will drop you off%
%
550%
00%:26%:05%,482 --%> 00%:26%:06%,899%
and tell them%
I'll come back later.%
%
551%
00%:26%:06%,983 --%> 00%:26%:08%,693%
Wait%, do you really think%
they're gonna let you do that%?%
%
552%
00%:26%:08%,777 --%> 00%:26%:10%,611%
Look%, I am not letting you go%,%
so stop trying to play me.%
%
553%
00%:26%:10%,695 --%> 00%:26%:13%,364%
Okay%, okay%, okay.%
Okay%, okay.%
%
554%
00%:26%:13%,448 --%> 00%:26%:15%,241%
Halt! Dayton Alarm Co!%
Freeze!%
%
555%
00%:26%:15%,325 --%> 00%:26%:16%,492%
Oh%, oh.%
%
556%
00%:26%:16%,576 --%> 00%:26%:17%,952%
Hold it right there%,%
Santa Crook!%
%
557%
00%:26%:19%,996 --%> 00%:26%:21%,706%
This is security guard tango-nine-niner%
%
558%
00%:26%:21%,790 --%> 00%:26%:24%,166%
standing in front of 417%
Kovar Lane%, the MacGregor house.%
%
559%
00%:26%:24%,250 --%> 00%:26%:26%,419%
Silent alarm was tripped.%
Perps are out front.%
%
560%
00%:26%:26%,503 --%> 00%:26%:28%,004%
Could you%?%
%
561%
00%:26%:28%,088 --%> 00%:26%:29%,755%
Hi. I have been trying%
to call the cops all night.%
%
562%
00%:26%:29%,839 --%> 00%:26%:31%,090%
I am very grateful that you're here.%
%
563%
00%:26%:31%,174 --%> 00%:26%:33%,968%
I caught the Santa Crook.%
He broke into my house.%
%
564%
00%:26%:34%,052 --%> 00%:26%:35%,886%
- You live there%?%
- No%, I live there.%
%
565%
00%:26%:35%,970 --%> 00%:26%:38%,139%
- So you're not a MacGregor%?%
- No%, I'm not.%
%
566%
00%:26%:38%,223 --%> 00%:26%:40%,391%
Then why were you just%
exiting the MacGregor house%?%
%
567%
00%:26%:40%,475 --%> 00%:26%:41%,767%
I can explain that.%
%
568%
00%:26%:41%,851 --%> 00%:26%:44%,186%
I found him in my living room%,%
so I tied him up%
%
569%
00%:26%:44%,270 --%> 00%:26%:45%,896%
and I was taking him to the%
police station%, but then--%
%
570%
00%:26%:45%,980 --%> 00%:26%:47%,523%
You tied him up to take him to the police%,%
%
571%
00%:26%:47%,607 --%> 00%:26%:49%,483%
but you broke into the%
MacGregor house first%?%
%
572%
00%:26%:49%,567 --%> 00%:26%:52%,570%
Uh%, I know how this looks%,%
but%, but he's the one you want.%
%
573%
00%:26%:52%,654 --%> 00%:26%:54%,071%
Please%, have at him.%
%
574%
00%:26%:54%,155 --%> 00%:26%:55%,573%
Throwing your partner under the bus%?%
%
575%
00%:26%:55%,657 --%> 00%:26%:57%,074%
Is there really no honor among thieves%?%
%
576%
00%:26%:57%,158 --%> 00%:27%:00%,745%
- Right%?%
- He is not my partner!%
%
577%
00%:27%:00%,829 --%> 00%:27%:02%,788%
Please%, I promise.%
I'm a victim.%
%
578%
00%:27%:02%,872 --%> 00%:27%:04%,790%
He's the one you want.%
Take him away.%
%
579%
00%:27%:04%,874 --%> 00%:27%:06%,167%
I gotta go to bed.%
%
580%
00%:27%:06%,251 --%> 00%:27%:07%,585%
I don't think you'll be getting much sleep%
%
581%
00%:27%:07%,669 --%> 00%:27%:09%,211%
when you're doing hard time.%
%
582%
00%:27%:09%,295 --%> 00%:27%:10%,796%
Are you arresting me%?%
%
583%
00%:27%:10%,880 --%> 00%:27%:12%,548%
I'm an alarm company employee%, ma'am.%
%
584%
00%:27%:12%,632 --%> 00%:27%:14%,425%
I do not have that power.%
%
585%
00%:27%:14%,509 --%> 00%:27%:16%,135%
Actually%, I'm new.%
%
586%
00%:27%:16%,219 --%> 00%:27%:17%,553%
I hadn't noticed.%
%
587%
00%:27%:17%,637 --%> 00%:27%:18%,804%
But they did give me my own flashlight.%
%
588%
00%:27%:18%,888 --%> 00%:27%:21%,098%
Good for you%, Ricky.%
%
589%
00%:27%:21%,182 --%> 00%:27%:23%,017%
Aw%, thanks.%
%
590%
00%:27%:23%,101 --%> 00%:27%:25%,102%
But%, uh...%
%
591%
00%:27%:25%,186 --%> 00%:27%:27%,271%
That's enough of that.%
I've requested back-up%
%
592%
00%:27%:27%,355 --%> 00%:27%:28%,439%
and they should be on their way.%
%
593%
00%:27%:28%,523 --%> 00%:27%:30%,024%
- Oh.%
- Oh. I've got it.%
%
594%
00%:27%:30%,108 --%> 00%:27%:31%,484%
Cinnamon.%
%
595%
00%:27%:33%,069 --%> 00%:27%:35%,488%
- It's under there.%
- You're really killing it.%
%
596%
00%:27%:36%,740 --%> 00%:27%:37%,823%
It's back by the wheel.%
%
597%
00%:27%:37%,907 --%> 00%:27%:39%,492%
Oh my--%
What are you doing%?%
%
598%
00%:27%:39%,576 --%> 00%:27%:42%,036%
Saving Christmas!%
Are you coming%?%
%
599%
00%:27%:42%,120 --%> 00%:27%:44%,497%
You can't just take off in my car!%
%
600%
00%:27%:44%,581 --%> 00%:27%:45%,665%
Don't you leave!%
You can't do that!%
%
601%
00%:27%:45%,749 --%> 00%:27%:47%,500%
I'm sorry%, Ricky!%
%
602%
00%:27%:47%,584 --%> 00%:27%:49%,877%
No%, don't move!%
Halt!%
%
603%
00%:27%:49%,961 --%> 00%:27%:53%,381%
By the power invested in me%
by my bosses at Dayton Alarm Co%,%
%
604%
00%:27%:53%,465 --%> 00%:27%:55%,258%
I order you to halt!%
%
605%
00%:27%:55%,342 --%> 00%:27%:58%,261%
Ohhh! Oh!%
Backup is coming!%
%
606%
00%:28%:01%,181 --%> 00%:28%:03%,433%
He's eyeing my plates.%
Go%, go%, go%, go%, go!%
%
607%
00%:28%:04%,768 --%> 00%:28%:06%,477%
Step on it!%
%
608%
00%:28%:06%,561 --%> 00%:28%:09%,605%
I'm hot pursuit!%
They're-they're--%
%
609%
00%:28%:09%,689 --%> 00%:28%:12%,942%
They're in a blue sedan%, or white!%
%
610%
00%:28%:23%,411 --%> 00%:28%:24%,996%
Go! Run!%
%
611%
00%:28%:25%,830 --%> 00%:28%:28%,124%
Hey!%
%
612%
00%:28%:46%,726 --%> 00%:28%:48%,811%
Yeah%?%
%
613%
00%:28%:48%,895 --%> 00%:28%:50%,396%
%My safe has been robbed.%<%/i%>%
%
614%
00%:28%:50%,480 --%> 00%:28%:51%,939%
It was the Santa Crook.%
%
615%
00%:28%:52%,023 --%> 00%:28%:53%,816%
He took everything.%
The flash drive%, everything.%
%
616%
00%:28%:53%,900 --%> 00%:28%:56%,152%
Okay. Leave it to me.%
Got it.%
%
617%
00%:28%:57%,612 --%> 00%:28%:59%,905%
Guys%, grab the police scanner.%
%
618%
00%:28%:59%,989 --%> 00%:29%:01%,408%
We've got work to do.%
%
619%
00%:29%:02%,742 --%> 00%:29%:04%,744%
%Okay.%<%/i%>%
%
620%
00%:29%:05%,120 --%> 00%:29%:06%,495%
How is this my life%?%
%
621%
00%:29%:06%,579 --%> 00%:29%:08%,164%
I just wanted to take you%
to the police station%,%
%
622%
00%:29%:08%,248 --%> 00%:29%:09%,832%
get an exclusive story%,%
and then go back to bed%
%
623%
00%:29%:09%,916 --%> 00%:29%:11%,834%
because I have%
to be charming and gregarious%
%
624%
00%:29%:11%,918 --%> 00%:29%:13%,294%
and lovely in the morning!%
%
625%
00%:29%:13%,378 --%> 00%:29%:15%,963%
I'm sorry. You%?%
I have to be generous and merry%,%
%
626%
00%:29%:16%,047 --%> 00%:29%:18%,382%
and international tonight!%
Number one rule%,%
%
627%
00%:29%:18%,466 --%> 00%:29%:19%,759%
finish before sunrise%,%
%
628%
00%:29%:19%,843 --%> 00%:29%:21%,385%
and you're making that very difficult.%
%
629%
00%:29%:21%,469 --%> 00%:29%:22%,762%
You got us into this mess!%
%
630%
00%:29%:22%,846 --%> 00%:29%:24%,180%
You could've let me go an hour ago.%
%
631%
00%:29%:24%,264 --%> 00%:29%:25%,890%
You could be at home in bed%
dreaming of sugar plums%
%
632%
00%:29%:25%,974 --%> 00%:29%:27%,642%
and teleprompters.%
%
633%
00%:29%:27%,726 --%> 00%:29%:29%,852%
Oh%, my mom! If my mom hears%
about how I blew my big break%,%
%
634%
00%:29%:29%,936 --%> 00%:29%:30%,978%
I'm never gonna hear the end of it.%
%
635%
00%:29%:31%,062 --%> 00%:29%:31%,896%
It's gonna be every Christmas.%
%
636%
00%:29%:31%,980 --%> 00%:29%:33%,981%
Okay%, okay%, okay.%
%
637%
00%:29%:34%,065 --%> 00%:29%:35%,858%
Why don't you just let me%
get in touch with my people%?%
%
638%
00%:29%:35%,942 --%> 00%:29%:38%,194%
You can go home.%
It'll be like we never met.%
%
639%
00%:29%:38%,278 --%> 00%:29%:40%,321%
Besides%, I don't even know who you are.%
%
640%
00%:29%:40%,405 --%> 00%:29%:43%,157%
Ricky got my plates!%
%
641%
00%:29%:43%,241 --%> 00%:29%:44%,450%
Oh.%
%
642%
00%:29%:44%,534 --%> 00%:29%:46%,077%
%Calling all Dayton Alarm carts.%<%/i%>%
%
643%
00%:29%:46%,161 --%> 00%:29%:47%,620%
%I am at the east end of%
Vista Road.%<%/i%>%
%
644%
00%:29%:47%,704 --%> 00%:29%:49%,414%
What%?%
%
645%
00%:29%:51%,750 --%> 00%:29%:53%,751%
Vista Road%?%
That's nowhere near here.%
%
646%
00%:29%:53%,835 --%> 00%:29%:56%,045%
That's because they aren't%
talking about us.%
%
647%
00%:29%:56%,129 --%> 00%:29%:59%,507%
%I repeat.%
All cars to Vista Road.%<%/i%>%
%
648%
00%:29%:59%,591 --%> 00%:30%:02%,218%
What%?%
%
649%
00%:30%:02%,302 --%> 00%:30%:04%,470%
If the Santa Crook%
is all the way across town%,%
%
650%
00%:30%:04%,554 --%> 00%:30%:06%,889%
who are you%?%
%
651%
00%:30%:06%,973 --%> 00%:30%:09%,517%
Do we really have to%
go through this again%?%
%
652%
00%:30%:11%,978 --%> 00%:30%:13%,980%
Great%, there goes that.%
%
653%
00%:30%:16%,107 --%> 00%:30%:17%,066%
What are you looking for%?%
%
654%
00%:30%:17%,150 --%> 00%:30%:18%,734%
My phone!%
I put it in my pocket.%
%
655%
00%:30%:18%,818 --%> 00%:30%:20%,195%
It must've fallen out.%
%
656%
00%:30%:21%,446 --%> 00%:30%:23%,823%
Okay%, you know what%?%
%
657%
00%:30%:23%,907 --%> 00%:30%:25%,241%
If you're not the real Santa Crook%,%
%
658%
00%:30%:25%,325 --%> 00%:30%:28%,452%
I don't want anything%
to do with what this is.%
%
659%
00%:30%:28%,536 --%> 00%:30%:29%,620%
- Wait%, Avery!%
- No!%
%
660%
00%:30%:29%,704 --%> 00%:30%:33%,416%
Av%, Av! Av! Avery! I get--%
Avery!%
%
661%
00%:30%:33%,500 --%> 00%:30%:34%,917%
I need to find a phone%, call the police%,%
%
662%
00%:30%:35%,001 --%> 00%:30%:36%,627%
and go to bed!%
%
663%
00%:30%:36%,711 --%> 00%:30%:38%,254%
Avery!%
%
664%
00%:30%:39%,339 --%> 00%:30%:42%,008%
Avery! I can't--%
%
665%
00%:30%:44%,678 --%> 00%:30%:45%,886%
Avery%, wait up!%
%
666%
00%:30%:45%,970 --%> 00%:30%:47%,597%
Hey! Avery%, wait up!%
%
667%
00%:30%:49%,307 --%> 00%:30%:52%,060%
I need some help with these.%
Avery%, please.%
%
668%
00%:30%:53%,144 --%> 00%:30%:54%,854%
Avery%, it's Christmas.%
%
669%
00%:30%:54%,938 --%> 00%:30%:57%,356%
Why are you following me%?%
%
670%
00%:30%:57%,440 --%> 00%:31%:00%,068%
Because I need you to untie these.%
%
671%
00%:31%:00%,527 --%> 00%:31%:02%,570%
Also%, it doesn't feel right%
to let you just wander around%
%
672%
00%:31%:02%,654 --%> 00%:31%:05%,448%
in the middle of nowhere.%
I wasn't raised that way%, so--%
%
673%
00%:31%:05%,532 --%> 00%:31%:07%,533%
Prove it!%
%
674%
00%:31%:07%,617 --%> 00%:31%:08%,909%
Prove what%?%
%
675%
00%:31%:08%,993 --%> 00%:31%:11%,120%
Prove that you are who you say you are.%
%
676%
00%:31%:11%,204 --%> 00%:31%:13%,122%
I'm a reporter. I report%
facts that I can verify.%
%
677%
00%:31%:13%,206 --%> 00%:31%:15%,082%
So I'd like some verification now!%
%
678%
00%:31%:15%,166 --%> 00%:31%:16%,959%
I don't have to prove anything to you.%
%
679%
00%:31%:17%,043 --%> 00%:31%:18%,002%
- You sure do!%
- I don't have to prove%
%
680%
00%:31%:18%,086 --%> 00%:31%:19%,295%
anything to anybody.%
%
681%
00%:31%:19%,379 --%> 00%:31%:20%,671%
Why%? You should be able to prove it%,%
%
682%
00%:31%:20%,755 --%> 00%:31%:21%,964%
if you are who you say you are.%
%
683%
00%:31%:22%,048 --%> 00%:31%:23%,090%
I can! But you don't seem%
very interested--%
%
684%
00%:31%:23%,174 --%> 00%:31%:24%,467%
- Are you afraid%?%
- I'm not afraid!%
%
685%
00%:31%:24%,551 --%> 00%:31%:25%,968%
Are you afraid because%
then you're gonna be liar%?%
%
686%
00%:31%:26%,052 --%> 00%:31%:28%,555%
- I am not a liar!%
- Then show me who you are!%
%
687%
00%:31%:28%,930 --%> 00%:31%:34%,310%
- Oh%, wow.%
- What%? What just happened%?%
%
688%
00%:31%:34%,394 --%> 00%:31%:39%,815%
I just got a flash of insight%
about your childhood gift.%
%
689%
00%:31%:39%,899 --%> 00%:31%:42%,151%
- The pivotal one.%
- Mm-hmm.%
%
690%
00%:31%:42%,235 --%> 00%:31%:44%,362%
No. Really.%
The pivotal gift.%
%
691%
00%:31%:44%,446 --%> 00%:31%:45%,738%
The meaningful one you were asking about.%
%
692%
00%:31%:45%,822 --%> 00%:31%:47%,907%
Every child has the potential%
to have a gift that%
%
693%
00%:31%:47%,991 --%> 00%:31%:53%,204%
sets them on their own path.%
I just realized what yours was.%
%
694%
00%:31%:53%,288 --%> 00%:31%:55%,081%
You were six or seven.%
%
695%
00%:31%:55%,165 --%> 00%:31%:56%,916%
%You were just starting%
to get the feel for writing.%<%/i%>%
%
696%
00%:31%:57%,000 --%> 00%:32%:01%,837%
%It was Christmas morning%,%
you were opening your gift.%<%/i%>%
%
697%
00%:32%:01%,921 --%> 00%:32%:04%,382%
%You were with your mom.%<%/i%>%
%
698%
00%:32%:04%,466 --%> 00%:32%:07%,260%
%It was a leather-bound journal%
with the inscription%,%<%/i%>%
%
699%
00%:32%:07%,344 --%> 00%:32%:10%,513%
%%"Dig Deeper%" on it.%<%/i%>%
%
700%
00%:32%:18%,104 --%> 00%:32%:20%,231%
How did you know that%?%
%
701%
00%:32%:20%,315 --%> 00%:32%:22%,525%
I mean%,%
I've been trying to tell you.%
%
702%
00%:32%:27%,197 --%> 00%:32%:28%,489%
Hey. Yeah.%
%
703%
00%:32%:28%,573 --%> 00%:32%:30%,908%
Read me the plates again%
from the police scanner.%
%
704%
00%:32%:30%,992 --%> 00%:32%:33%,869%
Someone seems very interested in your car.%
%
705%
00%:32%:33%,953 --%> 00%:32%:35%,288%
That's it.%
%
706%
00%:32%:35%,372 --%> 00%:32%:37%,374%
Yeah%, I found the%
Quinn woman's car.%
%
707%
00%:32%:41%,127 --%> 00%:32%:42%,545%
Ooh.%
%
708%
00%:32%:42%,629 --%> 00%:32%:43%,504%
Uh%, turn around.%
%
709%
00%:32%:43%,588 --%> 00%:32%:45%,506%
Just walk%, walk%, walk%, walk%, walk.%
%
710%
00%:32%:45%,590 --%> 00%:32%:48%,217%
Slowly%, slowly!%
Hide the lights! Come on%, man.%
%
711%
00%:32%:48%,301 --%> 00%:32%:49%,927%
- Who is that%?%
- I don't know.%
%
712%
00%:32%:55%,350 --%> 00%:32%:59%,061%
Oh%, that's...%
That's why he didn't answer!%
%
713%
00%:32%:59%,145 --%> 00%:33%:00%,688%
%We're in over our heads here%, Dillon.%<%/i%>%
%
714%
00%:33%:00%,772 --%> 00%:33%:02%,940%
%We have got to tell the big guy.%<%/i%>%
%
715%
00%:33%:03%,024 --%> 00%:33%:05%,651%
Understood.%
Good luck.%
%
716%
00%:33%:05%,735 --%> 00%:33%:07%,069%
I'll leave that to you.%
%
717%
00%:33%:07%,153 --%> 00%:33%:08%,154%
%You lost him%, you tell him.%<%/i%>%
%
718%
00%:33%:09%,781 --%> 00%:33%:12%,283%
Okay%, wait%, wait%, wait%, wait.%
I can't. I can't.%
%
719%
00%:33%:12%,367 --%> 00%:33%:13%,909%
%What do you mean you can't%?%<%/i%>%
%
720%
00%:33%:13%,993 --%> 00%:33%:15%,578%
%We have a sacred duty%<%/i%>%
%
721%
00%:33%:15%,662 --%> 00%:33%:18%,122%
%and those words aren't%
part of our job description.%<%/i%>%
%
722%
00%:33%:18%,206 --%> 00%:33%:20%,958%
This can't be his first%
impression of me on the job.%
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723%
00%:33%:21%,042 --%> 00%:33%:23%,586%
Okay%? Can we just fix this%, just us%?%
%
724%
00%:33%:23%,670 --%> 00%:33%:25%,254%
%Well%, we're past that now.%<%/i%>%
%
725%
00%:33%:25%,338 --%> 00%:33%:27%,882%
%He needs to know and you need to tell him.%<%/i%>%
%
726%
00%:33%:33%,972 --%> 00%:33%:35%,431%
Is he going through my car%?%
%
727%
00%:33%:35%,515 --%> 00%:33%:38%,768%
My registration is in there.%
That has my address on it.%
%
728%
00%:33%:38%,852 --%> 00%:33%:40%,436%
What do they want%?%
%
729%
00%:33%:40%,520 --%> 00%:33%:42%,438%
I don't know. Whatever he's%
looking for%, I don't have it.%
%
730%
00%:33%:42%,522 --%> 00%:33%:45%,399%
But why is he in my car%?%
What is he looking for%?%
%
731%
00%:33%:45%,483 --%> 00%:33%:47%,568%
Wait%, I know that guy.%
I mean%, I don't know him%,%
%
732%
00%:33%:47%,652 --%> 00%:33%:50%,196%
know him%, but I've seen%
his face before in footage.%
%
733%
00%:33%:50%,280 --%> 00%:33%:51%,781%
He was the former head of security%
%
734%
00%:33%:51%,865 --%> 00%:33%:53%,449%
when Vance was the mayor.%
%
735%
00%:33%:53%,533 --%> 00%:33%:56%,577%
He mentioned your license plates%
and the police scanner.%
%
736%
00%:33%:56%,661 --%> 00%:33%:58%,120%
Well%, if he has a police scanner%,%
%
737%
00%:33%:58%,204 --%> 00%:33%:59%,413%
then he would have heard Ricky%
call in my plates%
%
738%
00%:33%:59%,497 --%> 00%:34%:00%,498%
as belonging to the Santa Crook.%
%
739%
00%:34%:00%,582 --%> 00%:34%:02%,458%
Why would he have a police scanner%?%
%
740%
00%:34%:02%,542 --%> 00%:34%:04%,335%
I need a phone.%
I need to get ahold of Talia.%
%
741%
00%:34%:04%,419 --%> 00%:34%:05%,503%
I'll pick up my car tomorrow.%
%
742%
00%:34%:05%,587 --%> 00%:34%:08%,839%
I need to dig into whatever this is.%
%
743%
00%:34%:08%,923 --%> 00%:34%:10%,466%
Maybe they'll have one.%
%
744%
00%:34%:10%,550 --%> 00%:34%:12%,301%
Oh%, wait%, wait.%
Maybe you could untie me.%
%
745%
00%:34%:12%,385 --%> 00%:34%:14%,220%
I can help you figure this out.%
%
746%
00%:34%:14%,304 --%> 00%:34%:16%,222%
I made it pretty clear%
I'm not going anywhere.%
%
747%
00%:34%:16%,306 --%> 00%:34%:17%,682%
I'm not letting you do this on your own.%
%
748%
00%:34%:17%,766 --%> 00%:34%:21%,310%
So what do you say%?%
We'll do this together%?%
%
749%
00%:34%:21%,394 --%> 00%:34%:22%,937%
And then I'll finish my rounds.%
%
750%
00%:34%:25%,732 --%> 00%:34%:26%,983%
Thank you.%
%
751%
00%:34%:27%,067 --%> 00%:34%:27%,984%
- Ow%, ow%, ow.%
- Sorry%, sorry.%
%
752%
00%:34%:28%,068 --%> 00%:34%:29%,235%
I got it. I got it.%
%
753%
00%:34%:29%,319 --%> 00%:34%:30%,653%
- I did a really good job.%
- I know you did.%
%
754%
00%:34%:30%,737 --%> 00%:34%:32%,072%
Sorry.%
%
755%
00%:34%:32%,530 --%> 00%:34%:33%,698%
- Hurry%, he's coming.%
- Sorry%, sorry.%
%
756%
00%:34%:33%,782 --%> 00%:34%:35%,658%
Okay%, go%, go%, take your jacket.%
Go%, go%, go!%
%
757%
00%:34%:35%,742 --%> 00%:34%:37%,326%
Okay%, okay%, okay.%
%
758%
00%:34%:37%,410 --%> 00%:34%:38%,619%
It says the entrance%
is over here%, come on!%
%
759%
00%:34%:38%,703 --%> 00%:34%:40%,037%
Here we go.%
Okay%, okay.%
%
760%
00%:34%:44%,584 --%> 00%:34%:47%,587%
Hello. Hey. Excuse me. Do you%
have a phone%? Are you open%?%
%
761%
00%:34%:51%,091 --%> 00%:34%:53%,760%
Who dares to knock%?%
%
762%
00%:34%:55%,261 --%> 00%:34%:58%,931%
Your reclamation%, then.%
%
763%
00%:34%:59%,015 --%> 00%:35%:00%,933%
Take heed!%
%
764%
00%:35%:01%,017 --%> 00%:35%:04%,520%
Uh%, we certainly are taking heed%,%
%
765%
00%:35%:04%,604 --%> 00%:35%:06%,647%
but is there any way you have%
a phone we could please use%?%
%
766%
00%:35%:06%,731 --%> 00%:35%:09%,943%
Yeah. Could we maybe talk to your manager%?%
%
767%
00%:35%:14%,406 --%> 00%:35%:15%,865%
We're going in there%?%
%
768%
00%:35%:15%,949 --%> 00%:35%:16%,991%
Yeah.%
%
769%
00%:35%:17%,075 --%> 00%:35%:19%,869%
I-I'm not afraid.%
%
770%
00%:35%:19%,953 --%> 00%:35%:21%,495%
To go in there.%
Are you%?%
%
771%
00%:35%:21%,579 --%> 00%:35%:24%,415%
No%, I'm not afraid.%
Go ahead.%
%
772%
00%:35%:24%,499 --%> 00%:35%:26%,584%
- Great%, here I go.%
- Yeah. Okay.%
%
773%
00%:35%:42%,851 --%> 00%:35%:45%,186%
Lights!%
%
774%
00%:35%:46%,813 --%> 00%:35%:48%,189%
Oh%, man! Ha!%
%
775%
00%:35%:48%,273 --%> 00%:35%:50%,399%
Did we ever get you!%
%
776%
00%:35%:50%,483 --%> 00%:35%:53%,778%
Sorry%, we thought you knew%
what you'd walked into.%
%
777%
00%:35%:53%,862 --%> 00%:35%:58%,783%
I'm Lewis Daly%, director%,%
dancer%, actor extraordinaire!%
%
778%
00%:35%:58%,867 --%> 00%:36%:02%,703%
Those lines%, you would be Marley%
from %A Christmas Carol%<%/i%> !%
%
779%
00%:36%:02%,787 --%> 00%:36%:04%,705%
Welcome to the home dinner theater%
%
780%
00%:36%:04%,789 --%> 00%:36%:09%,377%
of the Dayton%, Ohio%
Community Players.%
%
781%
00%:36%:09%,461 --%> 00%:36%:10%,628%
You're a theater troupe.%
%
782%
00%:36%:10%,712 --%> 00%:36%:12%,797%
An award-winning theater troupe.%
%
783%
00%:36%:12%,881 --%> 00%:36%:16%,467%
We put on an immersive dinner%
experience of Charles Dickens'%
%
784%
00%:36%:16%,551 --%> 00%:36%:19%,178%
%A Christmas Carol.%<%/i%>%
We've won three Tonys for it.%
%
785%
00%:36%:19%,262 --%> 00%:36%:20%,805%
You've won three Tony Awards%?%
%
786%
00%:36%:20%,889 --%> 00%:36%:24%,767%
Three Tony's Pizzas. From the%
pizza shop down the street.%
%
787%
00%:36%:24%,851 --%> 00%:36%:28%,521%
They give us a free pizza%
for every good review we get.%
%
788%
00%:36%:28%,605 --%> 00%:36%:31%,023%
Speaking of which%, the show just ended%
%
789%
00%:36%:31%,107 --%> 00%:36%:32%,650%
and the pizza's still warm.%
%
790%
00%:36%:32%,734 --%> 00%:36%:34%,694%
You're welcome to join our wrap party.%
%
791%
00%:36%:36%,613 --%> 00%:36%:41%,367%
Feel free to meet the players.%
We've got our Ebenezer Scrooge.%
%
792%
00%:36%:41%,451 --%> 00%:36%:45%,621%
Bob Cratchit.%
And of course%, Tiny T--Tiny Tim.%
%
793%
00%:36%:45%,705 --%> 00%:36%:49%,000%
Poor guy. He's always typecast.%
%
794%
00%:36%:49%,459 --%> 00%:36%:52%,837%
I love this outfit!%
Santa reimagined!%
%
795%
00%:36%:52%,921 --%> 00%:36%:54%,630%
We'll definitely have to talk shop later%
%
796%
00%:36%:54%,714 --%> 00%:36%:56%,757%
about who does your costumes.%
%
797%
00%:36%:56%,841 --%> 00%:36%:58%,676%
- Oh%, actually this--%
- I'm sorry%, if I may%?%
%
798%
00%:36%:58%,760 --%> 00%:37%:00%,428%
But do you have a phone that I can use%?%
%
799%
00%:37%:00%,512 --%> 00%:37%:02%,722%
The only phone is in the upstairs office%
%
800%
00%:37%:02%,806 --%> 00%:37%:05%,099%
and it's for troupe members only.%
%
801%
00%:37%:05%,183 --%> 00%:37%:06%,517%
Are you serious%?%
%
802%
00%:37%:06%,601 --%> 00%:37%:08%,769%
Well%, the play is set%
in the Victorian era.%
%
803%
00%:37%:08%,853 --%> 00%:37%:11%,147%
We can't just be letting%
people in with cell phones.%
%
804%
00%:37%:11%,231 --%> 00%:37%:13%,524%
It would ruin the authenticity.%
%
805%
00%:37%:13%,608 --%> 00%:37%:15%,693%
You're eating Tony's Pizza%
from present-day Ohio.%
%
806%
00%:37%:15%,777 --%> 00%:37%:18%,821%
Well%, I'm sorry%, but it's the%
only phone in the building.%
%
807%
00%:37%:18%,905 --%> 00%:37%:23%,743%
And it's Theater Company policy.%
Members only.%
%
808%
00%:37%:23%,827 --%> 00%:37%:25%,369%
Then I'd like to become a member.%
%
809%
00%:37%:25%,453 --%> 00%:37%:27%,705%
Oh!%
%
810%
00%:37%:27%,789 --%> 00%:37%:29%,290%
Okay.%
%
811%
00%:37%:29%,374 --%> 00%:37%:31%,167%
You'll just have to pass the audition.%
%
812%
00%:37%:31%,251 --%> 00%:37%:32%,209%
The what%?%
%
813%
00%:37%:32%,293 --%> 00%:37%:33%,544%
Well%, we have time tonight.%
%
814%
00%:37%:33%,628 --%> 00%:37%:37%,132%
You can audition right now%
if you want%, huh%?%
%
815%
00%:37%:39%,009 --%> 00%:37%:43%,179%
So%, how badly do you wanna use that phone%?%
%
816%
00%:37%:49%,477 --%> 00%:37%:50%,603%
Are they really making me do this%?%
%
817%
00%:37%:50%,687 --%> 00%:37%:52%,188%
It's gonna be okay.%
%
818%
00%:37%:52%,272 --%> 00%:37%:53%,898%
You may not believe in Santa%,%
but I believe in you.%
%
819%
00%:37%:53%,982 --%> 00%:37%:55%,191%
This is ridiculous.%
It's just a phone.%
%
820%
00%:37%:55%,275 --%> 00%:37%:56%,567%
Oh%, you've got this.%
%
821%
00%:37%:56%,651 --%> 00%:37%:58%,235%
Just perform a monologue%
like they're asking.%
%
822%
00%:37%:58%,319 --%> 00%:37%:59%,528%
Oh%, like I have one memorized.%
%
823%
00%:37%:59%,612 --%> 00%:38%:01%,447%
- Improvise one.%
- I can't just make one.%
%
824%
00%:38%:01%,531 --%> 00%:38%:05%,242%
- I-I-I-I--%
- Ah%, we're waiting!%
%
825%
00%:38%:05%,326 --%> 00%:38%:06%,494%
I am right by your side.%
%
826%
00%:38%:06%,578 --%> 00%:38%:09%,121%
Really%, I know.%
Just dig deep!%
%
827%
00%:38%:09%,205 --%> 00%:38%:11%,582%
Monologue! Monologue!%
%
828%
00%:38%:11%,666 --%> 00%:38%:14%,043%
Would you guys stop that%?%
Could you please just stop%?%
%
829%
00%:38%:14%,127 --%> 00%:38%:15%,670%
- Stop doing that.%
- Monologue%, monologue!%
%
830%
00%:38%:15%,754 --%> 00%:38%:18%,173%
I said stop right now!%
%
831%
00%:38%:20%,508 --%> 00%:38%:23%,886%
Oh%, this has been the most%
insane night of my life!%
%
832%
00%:38%:23%,970 --%> 00%:38%:26%,597%
I need to use your phone%
because I'm supposed to be%
%
833%
00%:38%:26%,681 --%> 00%:38%:28%,891%
on air at 5%:00 AM for Channel 71 News.%
%
834%
00%:38%:28%,975 --%> 00%:38%:32%,186%
And if you only knew how hard%
I've worked for this.%
%
835%
00%:38%:32%,270 --%> 00%:38%:35%,314%
I have worked days%, weeks%, months!%
%
836%
00%:38%:35%,398 --%> 00%:38%:36%,691%
I've given it everything I've got%
%
837%
00%:38%:36%,775 --%> 00%:38%:39%,777%
and if I don't make it%, then...%
%
838%
00%:38%:39%,861 --%> 00%:38%:42%,030%
my life is over.%
%
839%
00%:38%:42%,614 --%> 00%:38%:45%,116%
And if it's because of you%,%
%
840%
00%:38%:45%,200 --%> 00%:38%:49%,704%
I will come back here%
and I will not be pleasant!%
%
841%
00%:38%:54%,876 --%> 00%:38%:57%,796%
Please.%
%
842%
00%:39%:05%,345 --%> 00%:39%:06%,596%
Brilliant!%
%
843%
00%:39%:06%,680 --%> 00%:39%:09%,473%
Absolutely beautiful!%
%
844%
00%:39%:09%,557 --%> 00%:39%:12%,768%
Just magnificent!%
%
845%
00%:39%:12%,852 --%> 00%:39%:14%,604%
Perhaps the most powerful performance%
%
846%
00%:39%:14%,688 --%> 00%:39%:16%,981%
I've seen in this great hall.%
%
847%
00%:39%:17%,065 --%> 00%:39%:20%,526%
Thank you. So you can--you can%
use that as my audition%, right%?%
%
848%
00%:39%:20%,610 --%> 00%:39%:23%,779%
But the truth is%, I really--%
I really am a reporter.%
%
849%
00%:39%:23%,863 --%> 00%:39%:26%,157%
And I'm about to be on the news very soon.%
%
850%
00%:39%:26%,241 --%> 00%:39%:29%,827%
- What about Misty McAllen%?%
- She has laryngitis.%
%
851%
00%:39%:29%,911 --%> 00%:39%:32%,580%
Good.%
I don't like her smug face.%
%
852%
00%:39%:32%,664 --%> 00%:39%:35%,458%
You have a nice face.%
%
853%
00%:39%:35%,542 --%> 00%:39%:36%,918%
Is that his real accent%?%
%
854%
00%:39%:37%,002 --%> 00%:39%:39%,879%
- He likes to stay in character.%
- Right. Of course.%
%
855%
00%:39%:39%,963 --%> 00%:39%:42%,340%
Thanks%, Tim.%
%
856%
00%:39%:44%,134 --%> 00%:39%:46%,261%
Welcome to the troupe!%
%
857%
00%:39%:46%,845 --%> 00%:39%:49%,931%
Somebody get this girl a Tony!%
%
858%
00%:39%:50%,265 --%> 00%:39%:52%,183%
So I can use the phone%?%
%
859%
00%:39%:52%,892 --%> 00%:39%:54%,602%
Ah%, yes.%
%
860%
00%:39%:55%,395 --%> 00%:39%:57%,146%
Oh%, hi. Thank you.%
Thank you.%
%
861%
00%:39%:57%,230 --%> 00%:40%:00%,275%
Oh%, this is such an honor.%
Really. Oop%, sorry!%
%
862%
00%:40%:03%,528 --%> 00%:40%:05%,821%
Make yourself at home%, newest member.%
%
863%
00%:40%:05%,905 --%> 00%:40%:07%,907%
Thank you.%
%
864%
00%:40%:08%,575 --%> 00%:40%:12%,120%
Okay%, Talia.%
Help a sister out.%
%
865%
00%:40%:14%,247 --%> 00%:40%:15%,957%
Love the coat!%
%
866%
00%:40%:17%,667 --%> 00%:40%:20%,002%
Excuse me%, sir.%
%
867%
00%:40%:20%,086 --%> 00%:40%:23%,673%
This is going to sound rather bizarre%,%
%
868%
00%:40%:23%,757 --%> 00%:40%:27%,426%
but I've been listening to you all night.%
%
869%
00%:40%:27%,510 --%> 00%:40%:30%,054%
And I have this sudden urge%
%
870%
00%:40%:30%,138 --%> 00%:40%:34%,558%
to tell you what I want for Christmas.%
%
871%
00%:40%:34%,642 --%> 00%:40%:37%,103%
That is not bizarre at all.%
%
872%
00%:40%:38%,980 --%> 00%:40%:40%,439%
So...%
%
873%
00%:40%:40%,523 --%> 00%:40%:42%,150%
What do you want for Christmas%?%
%
874%
00%:40%:47%,197 --%> 00%:40%:48%,907%
%It's Talia!%
Leave a message.%<%/i%>%
%
875%
00%:41%:00%,001 --%> 00%:41%:04%,673%
You beautiful%, old%, working computer.%
%
876%
00%:41%:07%,217 --%> 00%:41%:09%,010%
How did you know that%?%
%
877%
00%:41%:09%,094 --%> 00%:41%:11%,596%
All those years ago%, surethat your parents%
%
878%
00%:41%:11%,680 --%> 00%:41%:13%,889%
couldn't afford it%, and sure you doubted%
%
879%
00%:41%:13%,973 --%> 00%:41%:15%,766%
that they would even be okay with it%,%
%
880%
00%:41%:15%,850 --%> 00%:41%:20%,438%
but despite all that%, you opened the gift.%
%
881%
00%:41%:20%,522 --%> 00%:41%:22%,607%
And there you found%
%
882%
00%:41%:22%,691 --%> 00%:41%:24%,567%
a clipboard%,%
%
883%
00%:41%:24%,651 --%> 00%:41%:26%,694%
a pair of dance shoes%,%
%
884%
00%:41%:26%,778 --%> 00%:41%:31%,532%
and a copy of %Romeo and Juliet%<%/i%> .%
%
885%
00%:41%:31%,616 --%> 00%:41%:33%,951%
Yes. That's right.%
%
886%
00%:41%:34%,035 --%> 00%:41%:37%,204%
The triple threat.%
Directing%, dancing%, acting.%
%
887%
00%:41%:37%,288 --%> 00%:41%:41%,459%
That was your pivotal gift.%
This is who you're meant to be.%
%
888%
00%:41%:41%,543 --%> 00%:41%:43%,544%
Whoa.%
%
889%
00%:41%:50%,760 --%> 00%:41%:53%,512%
Excuse me%, everybody.%
I have to take a short break.%
%
890%
00%:41%:57%,976 --%> 00%:41%:59%,644%
Hi.%
%
891%
00%:41%:59%,728 --%> 00%:42%:02%,397%
How long have you been standing there%?%
%
892%
00%:42%:03%,523 --%> 00%:42%:05%,817%
Long enough.%
%
893%
00%:42%:12%,198 --%> 00%:42%:14%,575%
How'd you do that%?%
%
894%
00%:42%:14%,659 --%> 00%:42%:16%,827%
Do what%?%
%
895%
00%:42%:16%,911 --%> 00%:42%:19%,872%
Look at them. You've brought%
back childhood wonder%
%
896%
00%:42%:19%,956 --%> 00%:42%:23%,251%
to pretty much every member of the troupe.%
%
897%
00%:42%:24%,627 --%> 00%:42%:26%,379%
Are...%
%
898%
00%:42%:29%,799 --%> 00%:42%:32%,802%
Are you really who you say you are%?%
%
899%
00%:42%:32%,886 --%> 00%:42%:34%,804%
I haven't lied once.%
%
900%
00%:42%:34%,888 --%> 00%:42%:38%,641%
How%? How is this happening%?%
%
901%
00%:42%:38%,725 --%> 00%:42%:41%,435%
There is so much mystery in the world.%
%
902%
00%:42%:41%,519 --%> 00%:42%:43%,479%
There is so much we don't%
understand about life%,%
%
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00%:42%:43%,563 --%> 00%:42%:45%,481%
existence and...%
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904%
00%:42%:45%,565 --%> 00%:42%:48%,443%
And love.%
%
905%
00%:42%:50%,195 --%> 00%:42%:52%,947%
This is too much.%
%
906%
00%:42%:53%,031 --%> 00%:42%:54%,991%
Yeah%, you're telling me.%
%
907%
00%:42%:55%,075 --%> 00%:42%:59%,453%
Hey%, what'd you find out%?%
%
908%
00%:42%:59%,537 --%> 00%:43%:02%,748%
Actually%, some information that might%
%
909%
00%:43%:02%,832 --%> 00%:43%:05%,251%
help us both get back on track.%
%
910%
00%:43%:05%,335 --%> 00%:43%:07%,253%
Good.%
%
911%
00%:43%:11%,299 --%> 00%:43%:12%,967%
Okay%, so I was able to connect to the%
%
912%
00%:43%:13%,051 --%> 00%:43%:17%,013%
Channel 71 News Police Tracker%
and you were right%, Santa.%
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913%
00%:43%:17%,097 --%> 00%:43%:19%,807%
Oh%, you don't have to call me Santa.%
%
914%
00%:43%:19%,891 --%> 00%:43%:21%,267%
That's who you are.%
%
915%
00%:43%:21%,351 --%> 00%:43%:23%,603%
Well%, I'm glad you get that now%,%
but call me Chris.%
%
916%
00%:43%:23%,687 --%> 00%:43%:25%,271%
Santa's my dad.%
%
917%
00%:43%:25%,355 --%> 00%:43%:26%,981%
Uh%, right. Yeah.%
%
918%
00%:43%:27%,065 --%> 00%:43%:28%,941%
Anyway%, so here's the deal.%
%
919%
00%:43%:29%,025 --%> 00%:43%:31%,193%
Seventeen minutes after Ricky%
called in my plates%,%
%
920%
00%:43%:31%,277 --%> 00%:43%:33%,821%
there was a call from another%
residence four blocks east.%
%
921%
00%:43%:33%,905 --%> 00%:43%:35%,948%
A man in a Santa suit%
and a female accomplice%
%
922%
00%:43%:36%,032 --%> 00%:43%:38%,534%
stole a flash drive%
from a safe on Vista Road.%
%
923%
00%:43%:38%,618 --%> 00%:43%:41%,245%
Vista Road%, the real Santa Crooks.%
%
924%
00%:43%:41%,329 --%> 00%:43%:42%,580%
That's right.%
%
925%
00%:43%:42%,664 --%> 00%:43%:44%,373%
- So the former mayor--%
- Hewitt Vance.%
%
926%
00%:43%:44%,457 --%> 00%:43%:46%,792%
Hewitt Vance. That's what he's%
sending this guy looking for%?%
%
927%
00%:43%:46%,876 --%> 00%:43%:48%,961%
- A flash drive%?%
- Exactly.%
%
928%
00%:43%:49%,045 --%> 00%:43%:51%,005%
And if the police think%
that my car belongs to%
%
929%
00%:43%:51%,089 --%> 00%:43%:52%,965%
the real Santa Crook%,%
finding the flash drive%
%
930%
00%:43%:53%,049 --%> 00%:43%:54%,550%
and returning it%,%
I can clear my name%
%
931%
00%:43%:54%,634 --%> 00%:43%:55%,968%
and get to the bottom of this.%
%
932%
00%:43%:56%,052 --%> 00%:43%:57%,470%
All while getting you%
on the air by 5%:00 AM%
%
933%
00%:43%:57%,554 --%> 00%:43%:59%,639%
and having me deliver half%
the world their gifts by 6%:00.%
%
934%
00%:43%:59%,723 --%> 00%:44%:01%,140%
Easy-peasy.%
%
935%
00%:44%:01%,224 --%> 00%:44%:07%,022%
Okay%, so that gives us...%
Four and a half hours.%
%
936%
00%:44%:08%,898 --%> 00%:44%:11%,067%
Uh%, guys.%
%
937%
00%:44%:11%,151 --%> 00%:44%:13%,028%
I think you should come and look at this.%
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938%
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%Despite an exhaustive%
manhunt involving several%<%/i%>%
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%law enforcement officers%,%<%/i%>%
%
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%these fugitives are still at large.%<%/i%>%
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941%
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%This artist's rendering of the Santa Crook%<%/i%>%
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942%
00%:44%:24%,706 --%> 00%:44%:27%,333%
%and his accomplice have been%
provided by a local%<%/i%>%
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943%
00%:44%:27%,417 --%> 00%:44%:29%,585%
%security company along with%
license plates 9-9-9--%<%/i%>%
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944%
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I can't believe I'm a%
breaking news story at 1%:00 AM.%
%
945%
00%:44%:31%,963 --%> 00%:44%:34%,882%
Is my nose really that pronounced%?%
%
946%
00%:44%:34%,966 --%> 00%:44%:37%,260%
No. You have a cute nose.%
%
947%
00%:44%:37%,344 --%> 00%:44%:39%,429%
Ahem.%
%
948%
00%:44%:40%,430 --%> 00%:44%:43%,808%
Um%, would you believe that%
this is just a classic case%
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949%
00%:44%:43%,892 --%> 00%:44%:46%,102%
of mistaken identity%?%
%
950%
00%:44%:48%,146 --%> 00%:44%:50%,273%
We don't judge here.%
%
951%
00%:44%:50%,357 --%> 00%:44%:52%,149%
And if anyone knows about%
mistaken identity%,%
%
952%
00%:44%:52%,233 --%> 00%:44%:53%,526%
it's me.%
%
953%
00%:44%:53%,610 --%> 00%:44%:55%,820%
As an actor%, I can't even%
tell you how many times%
%
954%
00%:44%:55%,904 --%> 00%:44%:58%,197%
I've been mistaken for Leo.%
%
955%
00%:44%:58%,281 --%> 00%:44%:59%,615%
DiCaprio%?%
%
956%
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No. DiGennaro from Tony's Pizza.%
He's the delivery guy.%
%
957%
00%:45%:04%,412 --%> 00%:45%:07%,540%
Folks%, this is a wrap party%,%
so let's have some fun!%
%
958%
00%:45%:34%,859 --%> 00%:45%:37%,987%
Yeah.%
Yeah%, I may have found them.%
%
959%
00%:45%:38%,071 --%> 00%:45%:40%,573%
I'll get back to you.%
%
960%
00%:45%:44%,494 --%> 00%:45%:45%,911%
I've called every cab company in the area%
%
961%
00%:45%:45%,995 --%> 00%:45%:47%,288%
and not a single one is picking up.%
%
962%
00%:45%:47%,372 --%> 00%:45%:49%,457%
We need some way to%
track down the real thieves%
%
963%
00%:45%:49%,541 --%> 00%:45%:52%,209%
and find that flash drive.%
%
964%
00%:45%:52%,293 --%> 00%:45%:55%,338%
A couple of Kringle Coolers on the house.%
%
965%
00%:45%:55%,422 --%> 00%:45%:57%,590%
I found some stale chocolate chip cookies.%
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966%
00%:45%:57%,674 --%> 00%:46%:00%,885%
Oh%, wow!%
Thank you%, Tiny!%
%
967%
00%:46%:00%,969 --%> 00%:46%:02%,762%
Hey%, hey%, hey%, hey.%
%
968%
00%:46%:02%,846 --%> 00%:46%:04%,805%
What about your team%?%
%
969%
00%:46%:04%,889 --%> 00%:46%:06%,849%
I mean%, you guys have a pretty%
famous method of transportation%
%
970%
00%:46%:06%,933 --%> 00%:46%:08%,559%
that may come in handy.%
%
971%
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You're talking about the sleigh.%
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972%
00%:46%:09%,853 --%> 00%:46%:10%,728%
- Yeah.%
- I tried calling them.%
%
973%
00%:46%:10%,812 --%> 00%:46%:12%,104%
They didn't pick up.%
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974%
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They probably didn't recognize the number.%
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975%
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Maybe they'll call back%?%
%
976%
00%:46%:16%,401 --%> 00%:46%:18%,527%
- Speak of the devil.%
- Oh%, I would never.%
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977%
00%:46%:21%,072 --%> 00%:46%:22%,114%
I just got an idea.%
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978%
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Dayton%, Ohio Community Players.%
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979%
00%:46%:30%,915 --%> 00%:46%:33%,084%
It's for you.%
%
980%
00%:46%:38%,256 --%> 00%:46%:44%,136%
Hello%? Oh%, Dillon.%
Yes%, I can explain.%
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981%
00%:46%:44%,220 --%> 00%:46%:47%,014%
No%, no. No%, no%, no%, no.%
I do not wanna talk to--%
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- %Christopher%?%<%/i%>%
- Hey%, Dad.%
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%Dillon tells me that%
things have been rocky.%<%/i%>%
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984%
00%:46%:51%,227 --%> 00%:46%:52%,812%
Yeah%, no.%
We got off to a bumpy start.%
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985%
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I'm definitely gonna finish.%
Yes. Yeah.%
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986%
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%I'm not so sure based on what I'm hearing.%<%/i%>%
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00%:46%:57%,192 --%> 00%:47%:00%,194%
No%, I-I am. I'm owning it.%
I-I--%
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%Perhaps it's best%
I take over your post.%<%/i%>%
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No%, no%, no%, you do not need%
to come clean it up.%
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%This is your last chance%
before I come down there myself.%<%/i%>%
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991%
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- Dad%, please do not come here.%
- %Get back to work!%<%/i%>%
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992%
00%:47%:08%,787 --%> 00%:47%:10%,788%
Dad. Dad. Dad%?%
%
993%
00%:47%:24%,636 --%> 00%:47%:26%,805%
Hey. Are you okay%?%
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994%
00%:47%:27%,722 --%> 00%:47%:30%,225%
Yeah. Well...%
%
995%
00%:47%:30%,642 --%> 00%:47%:32%,101%
I don't know.%
%
996%
00%:47%:32%,185 --%> 00%:47%:34%,771%
I mean%, I-I think so.%
%
997%
00%:47%:35%,355 --%> 00%:47%:38%,149%
You wanna talk about it%?%
%
998%
00%:47%:38%,233 --%> 00%:47%:41%,236%
No. I'm okay%, really.%
%
999%
00%:47%:41%,778 --%> 00%:47%:43%,321%
So what's all this%?%
%
1000%
00%:47%:43%,405 --%> 00%:47%:45%,906%
Oh%, I mapped the 911 calls%
from the past few nights.%
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1001%
00%:47%:45%,990 --%> 00%:47%:47%,366%
And it turns out that%
Santa Crook%
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1002%
00%:47%:47%,450 --%> 00%:47%:50%,161%
stayed in the same general area.%
They're tract houses%,%
%
1003%
00%:47%:50%,245 --%> 00%:47%:51%,537%
so I pulled up the development sites.%
%
1004%
00%:47%:51%,621 --%> 00%:47%:54%,206%
And every house hit was the same model.%
%
1005%
00%:47%:54%,290 --%> 00%:47%:57%,209%
Maybe he's not done for the night.%
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1006%
00%:47%:57%,293 --%> 00%:47%:59%,795%
Wow. I'm impressed.%
%
1007%
00%:47%:59%,879 --%> 00%:48%:01%,881%
You got all that information from the%
%
1008%
00%:48%:01%,965 --%> 00%:48%:04%,216%
Channel 71 Police Tracker%?%
%
1009%
00%:48%:04%,300 --%> 00%:48%:06%,218%
Well%, I admit.%
I filled in a few blanks myself.%
%
1010%
00%:48%:06%,302 --%> 00%:48%:09%,889%
- Huh.%
- Okay. Let's go.%
%
1011%
00%:48%:09%,973 --%> 00%:48%:11%,265%
Yeah.%
%
1012%
00%:48%:11%,349 --%> 00%:48%:12%,725%
So we need to find the Santa Crooks and%
%
1013%
00%:48%:12%,809 --%> 00%:48%:17%,146%
that flash drive before%
Vance and the cops find you.%
%
1014%
00%:48%:17%,230 --%> 00%:48%:18%,856%
Look%, I appreciate all%
of your help with this%,%
%
1015%
00%:48%:18%,940 --%> 00%:48%:19%,899%
but you have your own massive duties.%
%
1016%
00%:48%:19%,983 --%> 00%:48%:21%,567%
You should get back to them.%
%
1017%
00%:48%:21%,651 --%> 00%:48%:23%,611%
No. I'm not going to leave%
you until I know for a fact%
%
1018%
00%:48%:23%,695 --%> 00%:48%:25%,988%
that you are safe.%
%
1019%
00%:48%:26%,072 --%> 00%:48%:29%,325%
Also%, um%, well%,%
I can't explain it%,%
%
1020%
00%:48%:29%,409 --%> 00%:48%:30%,952%
but before I met you%,%
%
1021%
00%:48%:31%,036 --%> 00%:48%:35%,414%
I was already having a pretty rocky night.%
%
1022%
00%:48%:35%,498 --%> 00%:48%:40%,586%
Rebecca MacGregor was not%
the first gift I misplaced.%
%
1023%
00%:48%:40%,670 --%> 00%:48%:44%,715%
But ever since I started working with you%,%
%
1024%
00%:48%:44%,799 --%> 00%:48%:47%,260%
I'm in the zone.%
%
1025%
00%:48%:47%,344 --%> 00%:48%:49%,971%
I feel more like%
Santa than ever.%
%
1026%
00%:48%:50%,055 --%> 00%:48%:52%,766%
You sayin'%
I'm your secret weapon%?%
%
1027%
00%:48%:53%,099 --%> 00%:48%:56%,561%
Well%, I'm not%, not saying that.%
%
1028%
00%:48%:58%,063 --%> 00%:48%:59%,897%
Maybe...%
%
1029%
00%:48%:59%,981 --%> 00%:49%:01%,941%
this is meant to be.%
%
1030%
00%:49%:02%,025 --%> 00%:49%:06%,321%
Maybe I'm supposed to help you.%
%
1031%
00%:49%:07%,697 --%> 00%:49%:10%,491%
You have been helping me.%
And maybe I can help you%, too.%
%
1032%
00%:49%:14%,913 --%> 00%:49%:18%,666%
Merry Christmas%, theater patron%,%
but unfortunately%, we wrapped.%
%
1033%
00%:49%:18%,750 --%> 00%:49%:20%,793%
It's a private party.%
%
1034%
00%:49%:20%,877 --%> 00%:49%:22%,670%
I love parties.%
%
1035%
00%:49%:22%,754 --%> 00%:49%:24%,255%
I was wondering%
if you've seen some people.%
%
1036%
00%:49%:24%,339 --%> 00%:49%:26%,841%
A young lady about 5'5%" was seen with--%
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1037%
00%:49%:26%,925 --%> 00%:49%:28%,843%
No!%
%
1038%
00%:49%:28%,927 --%> 00%:49%:32%,931%
There's no one like that here!%
%
1039%
00%:49%:33%,348 --%> 00%:49%:36%,309%
Okay. Well%, you won't mind%
if I take a look around.%
%
1040%
00%:49%:39%,062 --%> 00%:49%:42%,482%
I mind.%
We all mind.%
%
1041%
00%:49%:43%,400 --%> 00%:49%:47%,111%
- Well%, uh%, if you should see--%
- We won't.%
%
1042%
00%:49%:47%,195 --%> 00%:49%:50%,615%
Got it.%
Okay.%
%
1043%
00%:49%:50%,699 --%> 00%:49%:53%,368%
Bah%, humbug!%
%
1044%
00%:50%:05%,839 --%> 00%:50%:08%,674%
Well%, gotta leave sometime.%
%
1045%
00%:50%:15%,181 --%> 00%:50%:17%,559%
He's not budging.%
%
1046%
00%:50%:18%,101 --%> 00%:50%:19%,769%
So%, what%? We're just%
supposed to sit here all night%?%
%
1047%
00%:50%:19%,853 --%> 00%:50%:21%,354%
I mean%, that's perfect.%
%
1048%
00%:50%:21%,438 --%> 00%:50%:22%,772%
I miss my broadcast.%
You don't finish your rounds%,%
%
1049%
00%:50%:22%,856 --%> 00%:50%:25%,816%
and that's provided we even stay alive.%
%
1050%
00%:50%:25%,900 --%> 00%:50%:27%,026%
Merry Christmas to us.%
%
1051%
00%:50%:27%,110 --%> 00%:50%:28%,486%
Hey now%, don't panic.%
%
1052%
00%:50%:28%,570 --%> 00%:50%:30%,321%
We have a saying in the theater%,%
%
1053%
00%:50%:30%,405 --%> 00%:50%:32%,907%
the show must go on.%
%
1054%
00%:50%:32%,991 --%> 00%:50%:35%,159%
Yeah%, yeah%, that's right.%
%
1055%
00%:50%:35%,243 --%> 00%:50%:36%,869%
We have a saying up north.%
%
1056%
00%:50%:36%,953 --%> 00%:50%:38%,329%
Sleigh bells and whistles%,%
%
1057%
00%:50%:38%,413 --%> 00%:50%:40%,998%
candy cane and thistles.%
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1058%
00%:50%:41%,082 --%> 00%:50%:43%,918%
Right%?%
%
1059%
00%:50%:44%,627 --%> 00%:50%:47%,546%
Lewis%, do you have--%
do you have any extra wigs%?%
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1060%
00%:50%:49%,716 --%> 00%:50%:51%,676%
Oh%, honey.%
%
1061%
00%:50%:53%,261 --%> 00%:50%:55%,221%
What are you thinking%?%
%
1062%
00%:50%:55%,305 --%> 00%:50%:57%,306%
Hold on one second.%
What was that%?%
%
1063%
00%:50%:57%,390 --%> 00%:50%:59%,976%
- Sleigh bells and...%
- Whistles%,%
%
1064%
00%:51%:00%,060 --%> 00%:51%:02%,479%
candy cane and thistles.%
%
1065%
00%:51%:04%,314 --%> 00%:51%:05%,648%
- What does that mean%?%
- Really%, it's not clear%?%
%
1066%
00%:51%:10%,904 --%> 00%:51%:12%,738%
Let's go%, drama nerds.%
%
1067%
00%:51%:12%,822 --%> 00%:51%:15%,366%
They don't call us a traveling%
theater troupe for nothing.%
%
1068%
00%:51%:15%,450 --%> 00%:51%:18%,161%
Load the van!%
%
1069%
00%:51%:18%,453 --%> 00%:51%:20%,997%
Very Merry Christmas to you%, my dear.%
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1070%
00%:51%:21%,081 --%> 00%:51%:24%,167%
And to you good%, sir.%
Ho%, ho%, ho.%
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1071%
00%:51%:24%,876 --%> 00%:51%:27%,587%
- Quick%, quick%, quick. Hop in.%
- Thank you.%
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1072%
00%:51%:53%,363 --%> 00%:51%:55%,781%
- Oh%, thank you.%
- Bye%, guys.%
%
1073%
00%:51%:55%,865 --%> 00%:51%:56%,824%
Thanks.%
%
1074%
00%:51%:56%,908 --%> 00%:51%:58%,410%
Thank you.%
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1075%
00%:51%:59%,119 --%> 00%:52%:00%,244%
Hey%, we cannot thank you enough.%
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1076%
00%:52%:00%,328 --%> 00%:52%:01%,996%
Thank you.%
%
1077%
00%:52%:02%,080 --%> 00%:52%:05%,207%
Oh%, please. It's Christmas.%
This is the least I can do.%
%
1078%
00%:52%:05%,291 --%> 00%:52%:07%,126%
Now you go and show them what you got.%
%
1079%
00%:52%:07%,210 --%> 00%:52%:08%,878%
Thank you.%
%
1080%
00%:52%:11%,548 --%> 00%:52%:14%,467%
How great were they%?%
%
1081%
00%:52%:14%,551 --%> 00%:52%:17%,011%
- So I guess this is it.%
- Yeah%, I guess so.%
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1082%
00%:52%:17%,095 --%> 00%:52%:18%,346%
Hey!%
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1083%
00%:52%:20%,890 --%> 00%:52%:23%,018%
Wait...%
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1084%
00%:52%:37%,115 --%> 00%:52%:39%,241%
You used to work for Vance%
when he was mayor.%
%
1085%
00%:52%:39%,325 --%> 00%:52%:41%,077%
Yeah. You have the wrong people.%
%
1086%
00%:52%:41%,161 --%> 00%:52%:44%,205%
Look%, you know%, I just want to%
make it easy for you.%
%
1087%
00%:52%:44%,289 --%> 00%:52%:45%,414%
Just tell us where the drive is.%
%
1088%
00%:52%:45%,498 --%> 00%:52%:47%,124%
We don't have it.%
%
1089%
00%:52%:47%,208 --%> 00%:52%:49%,877%
The people that you are looking%
for are still out there.%
%
1090%
00%:52%:49%,961 --%> 00%:52%:51%,671%
Okay.%
%
1091%
00%:52%:51%,755 --%> 00%:52%:55%,466%
You watch them. I'm just going%
to go to her house.%
%
1092%
00%:52%:55%,550 --%> 00%:52%:58%,803%
And if she stashed it there%,%
I'll find it.%
%
1093%
00%:53%:00%,638 --%> 00%:53%:02%,556%
You're not going to find it!%
We don't have it!%
%
1094%
00%:53%:02%,640 --%> 00%:53%:04%,558%
I guess we'll see.%
%
1095%
00%:53%:04%,642 --%> 00%:53%:06%,603%
I'm watching both of you.%
%
1096%
00%:53%:09%,314 --%> 00%:53%:10%,731%
Kidnapping is a felony.%
%
1097%
00%:53%:10%,815 --%> 00%:53%:12%,316%
Whatever's on that drive must be crazy.%
%
1098%
00%:53%:12%,400 --%> 00%:53%:14%,568%
Yeah%, we need to find out what it is.%
%
1099%
00%:53%:14%,652 --%> 00%:53%:16%,654%
We%? Have you forgot about%
sunrise approaching%?%
%
1100%
00%:53%:16%,738 --%> 00%:53%:19%,156%
I have plenty of time.%
%
1101%
00%:53%:19%,240 --%> 00%:53%:21%,200%
They mess with my secret weapon%?%
%
1102%
00%:53%:21%,284 --%> 00%:53%:23%,327%
They're going down.%
%
1103%
00%:53%:35%,090 --%> 00%:53%:36%,757%
Hey%, buddy.%
%
1104%
00%:53%:36%,841 --%> 00%:53%:39%,093%
Yeah. Good.%
%
1105%
00%:53%:39%,177 --%> 00%:53%:41%,095%
%Could you not have them%
chew right into the phone%?%<%/i%>%
%
1106%
00%:53%:41%,179 --%> 00%:53%:42%,972%
- %Stay on task.%<%/i%>%
- Right.%
%
1107%
00%:53%:43%,056 --%> 00%:53%:45%,391%
%I don't have to%
remind you what will happen%<%/i%>%
%
1108%
00%:53%:45%,475 --%> 00%:53%:47%,560%
%- if this night is not rectified.%<%/i%>%
- Right.%
%
1109%
00%:53%:47%,644 --%> 00%:53%:49%,520%
%Go back to her house%,%<%/i%>%
%
1110%
00%:53%:49%,604 --%> 00%:53%:51%,105%
%maybe he's returned.%<%/i%>%
%
1111%
00%:53%:51%,189 --%> 00%:53%:54%,609%
That--that is a great idea%, sir.%
I mean%, a super idea.%
%
1112%
00%:53%:54%,693 --%> 00%:53%:57%,111%
Ow-ow!%
I just fed you.%
%
1113%
00%:53%:57%,195 --%> 00%:53%:58%,779%
%Do not make me have to come down there%<%/i%>%
%
1114%
00%:53%:58%,863 --%> 00%:54%:01%,907%
%and take care of this.%
I am already in my slippers.%<%/i%>%
%
1115%
00%:54%:01%,991 --%> 00%:54%:04%,994%
Right. Of course%, sir.%
I got it.%
%
1116%
00%:54%:09%,040 --%> 00%:54%:10%,458%
Let's go.%
%
1117%
00%:54%:10%,542 --%> 00%:54%:11%,959%
- You need a hand with that%?%
- No%, I'm good.%
%
1118%
00%:54%:12%,043 --%> 00%:54%:13%,586%
What is this%?%
%
1119%
00%:54%:13%,670 --%> 00%:54%:15%,630%
No%, no%, no%, no%, no!%
%
1120%
00%:54%:15%,714 --%> 00%:54%:17%,173%
- Hey%, hey!%
- In you go.%
%
1121%
00%:54%:17%,257 --%> 00%:54%:18%,925%
Where you--%
%
1122%
00%:54%:19%,009 --%> 00%:54%:20%,426%
No%, no%, no.%
%
1123%
00%:54%:24%,597 --%> 00%:54%:26%,849%
Get in there...%
%
1124%
00%:54%:40%,822 --%> 00%:54%:42%,699%
Sh%, sh%, sh%, sh%, sh%, sh.%
%
1125%
00%:54%:47%,912 --%> 00%:54%:50%,957%
Wow. I thought you were good%
at tying people up.%
%
1126%
00%:54%:51%,041 --%> 00%:54%:52%,667%
It's no use.%
%
1127%
00%:54%:52%,751 --%> 00%:54%:55%,836%
And we were so close!%
I could just hear everybody now%,%
%
1128%
00%:54%:55%,920 --%> 00%:54%:59%,423%
the daughter of Sophie Ashburn%
chokes again.%
%
1129%
00%:54%:59%,507 --%> 00%:55%:01%,133%
Sophie Ashburn%?%
%
1130%
00%:55%:01%,217 --%> 00%:55%:05%,763%
Wait. %The%<%/i%> Sophie Ashburn%
is your moth-- Wow!%
%
1131%
00%:55%:05%,847 --%> 00%:55%:08%,140%
I mean%, she is a national treasure. Wow!%
%
1132%
00%:55%:08%,224 --%> 00%:55%:09%,892%
Yeah%, I know.%
%
1133%
00%:55%:09%,976 --%> 00%:55%:13%,605%
Oh. Right.%
%
1134%
00%:55%:14%,439 --%> 00%:55%:15%,940%
I mean%, I can relate.%
%
1135%
00%:55%:16%,024 --%> 00%:55%:18%,150%
Of course you can relate.%
Your dad is Santa.%
%
1136%
00%:55%:18%,234 --%> 00%:55%:19%,527%
Yeah.%
%
1137%
00%:55%:19%,611 --%> 00%:55%:21%,487%
It's not enough to just wear the boots.%
%
1138%
00%:55%:21%,571 --%> 00%:55%:23%,864%
You have to own the boots.%
%
1139%
00%:55%:23%,948 --%> 00%:55%:25%,908%
And every fear he had about%
handing over the reins to me%
%
1140%
00%:55%:25%,992 --%> 00%:55%:29%,161%
has come to fruition tonight.%
%
1141%
00%:55%:29%,245 --%> 00%:55%:34%,083%
Not only will half the world's%
kids not get their gifts%,%
%
1142%
00%:55%:34%,167 --%> 00%:55%:38%,630%
the Santa title will be stripped%
from my family's lineage. Oh...%
%
1143%
00%:55%:41%,800 --%> 00%:55%:44%,218%
All on my very first attempt.%
%
1144%
00%:55%:44%,302 --%> 00%:55%:46%,220%
Chris%, I'm so sorry.%
%
1145%
00%:55%:46%,304 --%> 00%:55%:48%,222%
I shouldn't have dragged you%
around with me all night%
%
1146%
00%:55%:48%,306 --%> 00%:55%:53%,311%
because I thought I needed to%
break some big story.%
%
1147%
00%:55%:54%,145 --%> 00%:55%:55%,896%
You don't need to break some big story.%
%
1148%
00%:55%:55%,980 --%> 00%:55%:58%,733%
You're already a journalist.%
%
1149%
00%:55%:58%,817 --%> 00%:56%:02%,779%
You are smart and you are eloquent.%
%
1150%
00%:56%:04%,739 --%> 00%:56%:07%,659%
And you're beautiful.%
%
1151%
00%:56%:09%,202 --%> 00%:56%:11%,120%
Thank you for saying that.%
%
1152%
00%:56%:11%,204 --%> 00%:56%:14%,916%
But I don't feel like those%
things. I feel like...%
%
1153%
00%:56%:15%,000 --%> 00%:56%:18%,669%
like a scared little kid%
in the shadow of my mom.%
%
1154%
00%:56%:18%,753 --%> 00%:56%:21%,297%
Scared little kid%?%
No.%
%
1155%
00%:56%:21%,381 --%> 00%:56%:25%,259%
I mean%, would a scared little%
kid have tried to bring in%
%
1156%
00%:56%:25%,343 --%> 00%:56%:27%,929%
a known thief to the police%?%
%
1157%
00%:56%:28%,013 --%> 00%:56%:29%,555%
Would a scared little kid have stood up to%
%
1158%
00%:56%:29%,639 --%> 00%:56%:33%,935%
a highly skilled private security guard%?%
%
1159%
00%:56%:34%,019 --%> 00%:56%:35%,603%
Would a scared little kid have%
the courage to%
%
1160%
00%:56%:35%,687 --%> 00%:56%:37%,605%
stand on the stage in front of%
a roomful of people%
%
1161%
00%:56%:37%,689 --%> 00%:56%:39%,774%
and deliver a perfect monologue%?%
%
1162%
00%:56%:39%,858 --%> 00%:56%:45%,404%
You%, Avery Quinn%,%
are not a scared little kid.%
%
1163%
00%:56%:45%,488 --%> 00%:56%:47%,323%
Thank you.%
%
1164%
00%:56%:48%,908 --%> 00%:56%:51%,661%
We may not be our parents%,%
%
1165%
00%:56%:51%,745 --%> 00%:56%:55%,414%
but we can be great in our own way.%
%
1166%
00%:57%:15%,435 --%> 00%:57%:18%,980%
Okay.%
Open%, sesame!%
%
1167%
00%:57%:22%,734 --%> 00%:57%:25%,362%
That's not very polite!%
%
1168%
00%:57%:29%,074 --%> 00%:57%:30%,157%
We got him!%
%
1169%
00%:57%:30%,241 --%> 00%:57%:31%,492%
I can feel the calluses on your hands!%
%
1170%
00%:57%:31%,576 --%> 00%:57%:32%,994%
We caught the Santa Crook!%
%
1171%
00%:57%:33%,078 --%> 00%:57%:36%,331%
Easy!%
Suit's a rental%, pal!%
%
1172%
00%:57%:38%,416 --%> 00%:57%:41%,002%
All right!%
%
1173%
00%:57%:45%,632 --%> 00%:57%:48%,467%
Well...no%, no%, no%, no.%
Nope.%
%
1174%
00%:57%:48%,551 --%> 00%:57%:50%,678%
Uh%, what is this%?%
%
1175%
00%:57%:50%,762 --%> 00%:57%:52%,638%
No%, no%, no%, no%, no%, no.%
No!%
%
1176%
00%:57%:52%,722 --%> 00%:57%:56%,058%
What's going on%?%
Who are--%
%
1177%
00%:57%:56%,142 --%> 00%:57%:57%,352%
Put me through.%
%
1178%
00%:57%:58%,770 --%> 00%:58%:00%,187%
Don't move.%
%
1179%
00%:58%:00%,271 --%> 00%:58%:01%,355%
I don't know what they're into%,%
I'm not--%
%
1180%
00%:58%:01%,439 --%> 00%:58%:03%,232%
- Quiet!%
- Okay!%
%
1181%
00%:58%:03%,316 --%> 00%:58%:05%,026%
Honey%, shh.%
%
1182%
00%:58%:05%,110 --%> 00%:58%:08%,154%
What about you%? Where'd you get%
your suit from%, huh%?%
%
1183%
00%:58%:08%,238 --%> 00%:58%:10%,281%
My mom made it.%
%
1184%
00%:58%:10%,615 --%> 00%:58%:12%,199%
Where'd you get yours%?%
%
1185%
00%:58%:20%,500 --%> 00%:58%:22%,377%
Okay%, drive%, where are you%?%
%
1186%
00%:58%:30%,760 --%> 00%:58%:32%,303%
Come on!%
%
1187%
00%:58%:33%,596 --%> 00%:58%:35%,181%
Ugh!%
%
1188%
00%:58%:42%,063 --%> 00%:58%:46%,192%
Yeah%, boss%?%
%
1189%
00%:58%:47%,527 --%> 00%:58%:48%,903%
Yeah%, yeah.%
%
1190%
00%:58%:48%,987 --%> 00%:58%:51%,697%
Yeah%, they're definitely%
searching for that drive.%
%
1191%
00%:58%:51%,781 --%> 00%:58%:55%,743%
I get why the mistaken identity.%
Those two look exactly like us.%
%
1192%
00%:58%:55%,827 --%> 00%:58%:57%,287%
Sure%, when they're facing that direction.%
%
1193%
00%:58%:58%,747 --%> 00%:59%:01%,416%
Oh%, yes. Help me.%
%
1194%
00%:59%:03%,543 --%> 00%:59%:04%,586%
- Got it%?%
- Yeah%, yeah%, yeah.%
%
1195%
00%:59%:05%,337 --%> 00%:59%:08%,589%
So...%
%
1196%
00%:59%:08%,673 --%> 00%:59%:10%,549%
Why'd they drag you two in here%?%
%
1197%
00%:59%:10%,633 --%> 00%:59%:13%,219%
I don't know. You know...%
%
1198%
00%:59%:13%,303 --%> 00%:59%:15%,888%
They mentioned something about a drive%?%
%
1199%
00%:59%:15%,972 --%> 00%:59%:17%,723%
What about you%?%
%
1200%
00%:59%:17%,807 --%> 00%:59%:21%,644%
We could think of a reason or two.%
%
1201%
00%:59%:21%,728 --%> 00%:59%:25%,940%
Hey%, are you the%
Fake Santa Crook%?%
%
1202%
00%:59%:26%,024 --%> 00%:59%:28%,526%
I'm a big fan of vigilante justice.%
%
1203%
00%:59%:28%,610 --%> 00%:59%:32%,697%
And he has been all over the news.%
%
1204%
00%:59%:32%,781 --%> 00%:59%:35%,783%
They talk about him%
an awful lot%, don't they%?%
%
1205%
00%:59%:35%,867 --%> 00%:59%:37%,159%
- It is you. Wow.%
- Yeah.%
%
1206%
00%:59%:37%,243 --%> 00%:59%:40%,037%
And just him%, like I'm barely here%, huh%?%
%
1207%
00%:59%:40%,121 --%> 00%:59%:42%,123%
- Here we go.%
- Oh please.%
%
1208%
00%:59%:42%,207 --%> 00%:59%:43%,958%
It's all good to talk except for%
when the talk's about me%?%
%
1209%
00%:59%:44%,042 --%> 00%:59%:45%,543%
- It begins.%
- Come on.%
%
1210%
00%:59%:45%,627 --%> 00%:59%:47%,253%
It's about us.%
%
1211%
00%:59%:47%,337 --%> 00%:59%:50%,047%
No%, it's never about us%,%
it's always about you.%
%
1212%
00%:59%:50%,131 --%> 00%:59%:52%,258%
- No%, it's not.%
- Yes%, it is!%
%
1213%
00%:59%:52%,342 --%> 00%:59%:55%,428%
And if we were the Santa Crooks--plural--%
%
1214%
00%:59%:55%,512 --%> 00%:59%:57%,346%
what's it to you%? Huh%?%
%
1215%
00%:59%:57%,430 --%> 00%:59%:59%,640%
Nothing. We're just%,%
you know%, curious people.%
%
1216%
00%:59%:59%,724 --%> 01%:00%:00%,808%
Yep.%
%
1217%
01%:00%:00%,892 --%> 01%:00%:03%,853%
Wait a second.%
%
1218%
01%:00%:03%,937 --%> 01%:00%:06%,397%
- What's changed%?%
- Something's changed.%
%
1219%
01%:00%:06%,481 --%> 01%:00%:07%,690%
The weather.%
%
1220%
01%:00%:07%,774 --%> 01%:00%:09%,692%
Yeah%, weather is changing constantly.%
%
1221%
01%:00%:09%,776 --%> 01%:00%:11%,652%
Snow%, sleet...%
%
1222%
01%:00%:11%,736 --%> 01%:00%:13%,070%
- Hail.%
- Yeah%, yeah.%
%
1223%
01%:00%:13%,154 --%> 01%:00%:14%,655%
Subtle%, but different.%
%
1224%
01%:00%:14%,739 --%> 01%:00%:16%,073%
Do you have a favorite snow form%?%
%
1225%
01%:00%:16%,157 --%> 01%:00%:18%,576%
You ask a lot of questions.%
%
1226%
01%:00%:18%,660 --%> 01%:00%:20%,953%
- Curious people.%
- Curiosity. Yeah.%
%
1227%
01%:00%:21%,037 --%> 01%:00%:24%,540%
Like%, what do you think is on that drive%?%
%
1228%
01%:00%:24%,624 --%> 01%:00%:26%,918%
We don't know what's on it.%
And we don't really care.%
%
1229%
01%:00%:27%,002 --%> 01%:00%:29%,962%
We weren't supposed to look.%
%
1230%
01%:00%:30%,046 --%> 01%:00%:32%,590%
Did you know that there would be a drive%?%
%
1231%
01%:00%:32%,674 --%> 01%:00%:34%,008%
Did somebody put you up to this%?%
%
1232%
01%:00%:34%,092 --%> 01%:00%:36%,260%
We're not saying anything%
without a lawyer.%
%
1233%
01%:00%:36%,344 --%> 01%:00%:38%,012%
We gotta figure a way out of here.%
%
1234%
01%:00%:38%,096 --%> 01%:00%:40%,514%
They're still expecting us%
at the drop at 3AM!%
%
1235%
01%:00%:40%,598 --%> 01%:00%:42%,516%
I don't even know the address.%
I wrote it on a Post-it%,%
%
1236%
01%:00%:42%,600 --%> 01%:00%:45%,019%
stuck it on the flash drive%,%
and it's in the bag.%
%
1237%
01%:00%:45%,103 --%> 01%:00%:46%,896%
What do you want me to do%?%
Walk right in there and grab it%?%
%
1238%
01%:00%:46%,980 --%> 01%:00%:48%,147%
And this is why--%
%
1239%
01%:00%:48%,231 --%> 01%:00%:49%,523%
- That's what we have to do.%
- Yeah.%
%
1240%
01%:00%:49%,607 --%> 01%:00%:51%,192%
I'm a little tied up at the moment%, honey.%
%
1241%
01%:00%:51%,276 --%> 01%:00%:52%,610%
He's got it.%
%
1242%
01%:00%:52%,694 --%> 01%:00%:54%,862%
- Yeah%, he has it.%
- Yeah%, yeah.%
%
1243%
01%:00%:54%,946 --%> 01%:00%:56%,697%
We should take a run for it.%
%
1244%
01%:00%:56%,781 --%> 01%:00%:58%,616%
Max! I found the flash drive!%
%
1245%
01%:00%:58%,700 --%> 01%:01%:00%,660%
I gotta call the boss.%
%
1246%
01%:01%:00%,744 --%> 01%:01%:02%,244%
Let's go! Let's just go!%
Let's just go!%
%
1247%
01%:01%:05%,749 --%> 01%:01%:07%,083%
Okay%, go!%
Go%, go%, go!%
%
1248%
01%:01%:07%,167 --%> 01%:01%:09%,293%
Don't you dare!%
Don't you dare! Get back here!%
%
1249%
01%:01%:09%,377 --%> 01%:01%:11%,338%
- Could you help us out--%
- You get back here!%
%
1250%
01%:01%:12%,505 --%> 01%:01%:13%,714%
- Hey!%
- Come on!%
%
1251%
01%:01%:13%,798 --%> 01%:01%:15%,342%
You're the worst%
Santa ever!%
%
1252%
01%:01%:18%,970 --%> 01%:01%:20%,263%
- You get it%?%
- Yes!%
%
1253%
01%:01%:20%,347 --%> 01%:01%:21%,806%
We have to go see%
who's waiting for the drop.%
%
1254%
01%:01%:21%,890 --%> 01%:01%:23%,140%
You are a gutsy lady%,%
Avery Quinn.%
%
1255%
01%:01%:23%,224 --%> 01%:01%:24%,267%
Maybe I can break this%, clear my name%
%
1256%
01%:01%:24%,351 --%> 01%:01%:25%,434%
and then we can save Christmas!%
%
1257%
01%:01%:25%,518 --%> 01%:01%:27%,144%
- Okay.%
- Okay.%
%
1258%
01%:01%:27%,228 --%> 01%:01%:28%,396%
Wait. Where are you going%?%
%
1259%
01%:01%:28%,480 --%> 01%:01%:29%,689%
Okay%, that way%, that way%, that way.%
%
1260%
01%:01%:29%,773 --%> 01%:01%:30%,856%
I don't know where we are%, at all.%
%
1261%
01%:01%:30%,940 --%> 01%:01%:32%,108%
I don't know either.%
%
1262%
01%:01%:37%,781 --%> 01%:01%:39%,699%
Yeah%?%
%
1263%
01%:01%:39%,783 --%> 01%:01%:42%,910%
You got it.%
Oh%, nice work.%
%
1264%
01%:01%:42%,994 --%> 01%:01%:45%,204%
Okay%, I'll be right there.%
%
1265%
01%:01%:45%,288 --%> 01%:01%:48%,583%
I'll let the big guy know%
that it's been recovered.%
%
1266%
01%:01%:52%,754 --%> 01%:01%:54%,547%
%Merry Christmas to me.%<%/i%>%
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1267%
01%:02%:09%,854 --%> 01%:02%:10%,814%
Go%, go%, go!%
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1268%
01%:02%:11%,731 --%> 01%:02%:12%,773%
Go%, go!%
%
1269%
01%:02%:42%,679 --%> 01%:02%:46%,557%
Seriously%? Seriously%?%
%
1270%
01%:02%:46%,641 --%> 01%:02%:49%,769%
I leave for five minutes%
and the drive's gone.%
%
1271%
01%:02%:49%,853 --%> 01%:02%:51%,479%
What happened%?%
%
1272%
01%:02%:51%,563 --%> 01%:02%:53%,856%
I-I-I don't know%, we just turned%
our back for a second.%
%
1273%
01%:02%:53%,940 --%> 01%:02%:56%,192%
They were gone. I don't know.%
%
1274%
01%:02%:56%,276 --%> 01%:02%:58%,527%
I checked out back.%
They're not there. I don't know.%
%
1275%
01%:02%:58%,611 --%> 01%:02%:59%,779%
They're gone.%
%
1276%
01%:02%:59%,863 --%> 01%:03%:01%,906%
- Who are these two%?%
- Chris! Chris!%
%
1277%
01%:03%:02%,824 --%> 01%:03%:06%,535%
You know what%? Never mind.%
Spread out. Get me that drive.%
%
1278%
01%:03%:06%,619 --%> 01%:03%:09%,205%
Now! Now!%
%
1279%
01%:03%:13%,626 --%> 01%:03%:16%,837%
Look%, boss%, I don't know what%
you want me to say. I'm sorry.%
%
1280%
01%:03%:16%,921 --%> 01%:03%:18%,840%
Look%, we'll find them.%
We'll find them.%
%
1281%
01%:03%:25%,638 --%> 01%:03%:26%,514%
Come on!%
%
1282%
01%:03%:27%,557 --%> 01%:03%:28%,724%
They're so bad at tying people.%
%
1283%
01%:03%:28%,808 --%> 01%:03%:30%,643%
Ow%, jeez!%
%
1284%
01%:03%:37%,734 --%> 01%:03%:41%,404%
Oh%, there's no taxis. It's%
Christmas Eve%, it makes sense.%
%
1285%
01%:03%:41%,488 --%> 01%:03%:43%,572%
Neither of us have phones.%
Sorry about that%, by the way.%
%
1286%
01%:03%:43%,656 --%> 01%:03%:46%,200%
Ah%, that's okay. But I do need%
to get in touch with my people.%
%
1287%
01%:03%:46%,284 --%> 01%:03%:48%,536%
Let them know that I haven't%
abandoned my duties.%
%
1288%
01%:03%:48%,995 --%> 01%:03%:50%,329%
Hey. Hey%, Chris.%
%
1289%
01%:03%:50%,413 --%> 01%:03%:51%,831%
The lights are on.%
They'll have a phone.%
%
1290%
01%:03%:51%,915 --%> 01%:03%:53%,416%
We can call two taxis%,%
%
1291%
01%:03%:53%,500 --%> 01%:03%:55%,585%
one to get me to the corner%
of 14 and Chestnut by 3AM%
%
1292%
01%:03%:55%,669 --%> 01%:03%:57%,086%
to see who's waiting for the drive%
%
1293%
01%:03%:57%,170 --%> 01%:03%:58%,671%
and then one to take you%
to go meet your team.%
%
1294%
01%:03%:58%,755 --%> 01%:04%:00%,047%
Wait%, wait%, wait%, wait.%
%
1295%
01%:04%:00%,131 --%> 01%:04%:01%,549%
No%, no. I'm not going to let you%
just wait on%
%
1296%
01%:04%:01%,633 --%> 01%:04%:05%,261%
some random street corner at 3AM.%
%
1297%
01%:04%:05%,345 --%> 01%:04%:07%,180%
Uh%, well%, how much time do we have%?%
%
1298%
01%:04%:07%,555 --%> 01%:04%:09%,348%
It's 2%:43.%
%
1299%
01%:04%:09%,432 --%> 01%:04%:11%,976%
Okay%, We can totally make this.%
%
1300%
01%:04%:12%,060 --%> 01%:04%:13%,936%
You can finish your--%
your rounds.%
%
1301%
01%:04%:14%,020 --%> 01%:04%:16%,314%
And I can break whatever this is wide open%
%
1302%
01%:04%:16%,398 --%> 01%:04%:17%,898%
on local television.%
%
1303%
01%:04%:17%,982 --%> 01%:04%:20%,693%
- Okay.%
- Okay.%
%
1304%
01%:04%:20%,777 --%> 01%:04%:23%,362%
Oh! Come here%, come on.%
%
1305%
01%:04%:31%,496 --%> 01%:04%:33%,372%
Okay%, come on.%
Let's go. Let's go.%
%
1306%
01%:04%:42%,090 --%> 01%:04%:43%,675%
Right.%
%
1307%
01%:04%:47%,220 --%> 01%:04%:49%,931%
A taxi!%
Hey%, hey! Hey%, hey%, hey!%
%
1308%
01%:04%:50%,223 --%> 01%:04%:52%,475%
- Hey. Hey%, hey!%
- Hey! No!%
%
1309%
01%:05%:00%,275 --%> 01%:05%:03%,152%
- Oh%, oh. Go%, go%, go.%
- Seriously%?%
%
1310%
01%:05%:03%,236 --%> 01%:05%:05%,446%
Really don't wanna give up%,%
do they. Is it open%?%
%
1311%
01%:05%:05%,530 --%> 01%:05%:06%,906%
No.%
%
1312%
01%:05%:07%,574 --%> 01%:05%:09%,408%
Come on%, one of these has to be open.%
%
1313%
01%:05%:12%,579 --%> 01%:05%:15%,373%
Oh%, hey. This one's open.%
Go%, go%, go%, go%, go.%
%
1314%
01%:05%:17%,917 --%> 01%:05%:18%,668%
- Take your coat down.%
- What%?%
%
1315%
01%:05%:18%,752 --%> 01%:05%:20%,044%
It's too obvious.%
%
1316%
01%:05%:20%,128 --%> 01%:05%:22%,255%
Okay.%
%
1317%
01%:05%:23%,923 --%> 01%:05%:25%,549%
- Trust me.%
- What%?%
%
1318%
01%:05%:38%,355 --%> 01%:05%:40%,607%
Oh! Merry Christmas!%
%
1319%
01%:05%:47%,947 --%> 01%:05%:50%,700%
Hey%, come on!%
Let's go.%
%
1320%
01%:06%:00%,335 --%> 01%:06%:03%,004%
Wow%, I uh...%
%
1321%
01%:06%:03%,088 --%> 01%:06%:07%,258%
Uh yeah. You know%, they were%
looking for us. Not a couple.%
%
1322%
01%:06%:07%,342 --%> 01%:06%:09%,093%
Yeah%, decoy.%
%
1323%
01%:06%:09%,177 --%> 01%:06%:11%,346%
But it was...%
%
1324%
01%:06%:11%,971 --%> 01%:06%:14%,516%
It was...s-smart.%
%
1325%
01%:06%:17%,310 --%> 01%:06%:19%,688%
- Oh!%
- Oh!%
%
1326%
01%:06%:23%,024 --%> 01%:06%:26%,361%
- Oh...%
- Oh%, he has a phone...%
%
1327%
01%:06%:37%,956 --%> 01%:06%:40%,958%
Come on%, big money%
face recognition%, let's go.%
%
1328%
01%:06%:41%,042 --%> 01%:06%:42%,335%
Yes!%
%
1329%
01%:06%:44%,379 --%> 01%:06%:46%,172%
We are cooking with gas%, he's got the app.%
%
1330%
01%:06%:46%,256 --%> 01%:06%:47%,841%
Sign in...%
%
1331%
01%:06%:49%,342 --%> 01%:06%:51%,010%
Four minutes.%
%
1332%
01%:06%:51%,094 --%> 01%:06%:55%,765%
Wow. You are very resourceful.%
%
1333%
01%:06%:55%,849 --%> 01%:06%:57%,517%
Thanks.%
%
1334%
01%:06%:59%,227 --%> 01%:07%:02%,022%
- Hey%, Avery%, your hat.%
- What%?%
%
1335%
01%:07%:03%,982 --%> 01%:07%:06%,526%
Tony's Pizza!%
%
1336%
01%:07%:07%,986 --%> 01%:07%:09%,821%
Thanks%, buddy.%
%
1337%
01%:07%:11%,197 --%> 01%:07%:12%,741%
We were never here.%
%
1338%
01%:07%:13%,366 --%> 01%:07%:15%,368%
Who is that%?%
%
1339%
01%:07%:22%,542 --%> 01%:07%:25%,712%
Hey%, fellow Santa Crook.%
You wanna thieve us a way home%?%
%
1340%
01%:07%:28%,548 --%> 01%:07%:31%,134%
Hey! This one's open.%
%
1341%
01%:07%:33%,303 --%> 01%:07%:35%,221%
Can hotwire it.%
%
1342%
01%:07%:35%,305 --%> 01%:07%:37%,682%
All right. Okay%, here we go.%
%
1343%
01%:07%:39%,893 --%> 01%:07%:42%,520%
Um%, can you circle the block and%
meet us at the top%?%
%
1344%
01%:07%:42%,604 --%> 01%:07%:44%,063%
- No problem.%
- Thank you.%
%
1345%
01%:07%:44%,147 --%> 01%:07%:46%,857%
Right on time.%
2%:59.%
%
1346%
01%:07%:53%,490 --%> 01%:07%:55%,658%
Oh%, this feels like we're on a stakeout.%
%
1347%
01%:07%:55%,742 --%> 01%:07%:58%,369%
We're on a Christmas stakeout.%
%
1348%
01%:07%:58%,453 --%> 01%:07%:59%,578%
I mean%, I've never really been on one%,%
%
1349%
01%:07%:59%,662 --%> 01%:08%:01%,748%
but I imagine it would feel like this.%
%
1350%
01%:08%:02%,999 --%> 01%:08%:05%,751%
So now what%?%
%
1351%
01%:08%:05%,835 --%> 01%:08%:07%,087%
I need to get a closer look%, come here.%
%
1352%
01%:08%:08%,338 --%> 01%:08%:09%,714%
Frank%, we need to get home.%
%
1353%
01%:08%:09%,798 --%> 01%:08%:11%,340%
The kids are going to be up%
in a few hours%,%
%
1354%
01%:08%:11%,424 --%> 01%:08%:13%,009%
and I'd like to get some sleep.%
%
1355%
01%:08%:13%,093 --%> 01%:08%:15%,970%
Me%? You are always%
the last to leave a party.%
%
1356%
01%:08%:16%,054 --%> 01%:08%:18%,223%
- Talk%, talk%, talk%, talk%, talk...%
- Merry Christmas...%
%
1357%
01%:08%:21%,518 --%> 01%:08%:23%,185%
It's all starting to make sense.%
%
1358%
01%:08%:23%,269 --%> 01%:08%:24%,937%
First%, Vance's guys are after us.%
%
1359%
01%:08%:25%,021 --%> 01%:08%:26%,939%
And the person waiting for that%
that drive is Elizabeth Mayhew%,%
%
1360%
01%:08%:27%,023 --%> 01%:08%:28%,357%
Peter Mayhew's wife.%
%
1361%
01%:08%:28%,441 --%> 01%:08%:29%,942%
Wait%, I don't know who that is.%
%
1362%
01%:08%:30%,026 --%> 01%:08%:31%,444%
Right%? Of course not.%
%
1363%
01%:08%:31%,528 --%> 01%:08%:32%,987%
You North Polers%
wouldn't follow Dayton politics.%
%
1364%
01%:08%:33%,071 --%> 01%:08%:35%,823%
So Peter Mayhew used to%
work for the former mayor%,%
%
1365%
01%:08%:35%,907 --%> 01%:08%:37%,700%
but he accused him of stealing funds%
%
1366%
01%:08%:37%,784 --%> 01%:08%:39%,285%
from this foundation he started%
%
1367%
01%:08%:39%,369 --%> 01%:08%:41%,203%
that provides Christmas for%
people who can't afford it.%
%
1368%
01%:08%:41%,287 --%> 01%:08%:43%,956%
Peter got fired%, tried to sue%
for wrongful termination%,%
%
1369%
01%:08%:44%,040 --%> 01%:08%:46%,792%
but lost. Nobody believes him%
because Vance was the mayor.%
%
1370%
01%:08%:46%,876 --%> 01%:08%:49%,003%
And now he's such an upstanding citizen.%
%
1371%
01%:08%:49%,087 --%> 01%:08%:51%,172%
So whatever's on this drive%
has something to do with%
%
1372%
01%:08%:51%,256 --%> 01%:08%:52%,924%
the conflict btween those two.%
%
1373%
01%:08%:53%,008 --%> 01%:08%:55%,301%
Peter insists he's seen%
two sets of accounting records%
%
1374%
01%:08%:55%,385 --%> 01%:08%:56%,761%
- for the charity.%
- Okay.%
%
1375%
01%:08%:56%,845 --%> 01%:09%:01%,098%
And if they're on there%,%
this Peter guy ivindicated.%
%
1376%
01%:09%:01%,182 --%> 01%:09%:03%,643%
I mean%, it kind of feels like%
Peter has set up a string of%
%
1377%
01%:09%:03%,727 --%> 01%:09%:06%,729%
robberies to make it look like%
some serial theft ring%,%
%
1378%
01%:09%:06%,813 --%> 01%:09%:08%,481%
when%, in fact%,%
he's only targeting one safe%,%
%
1379%
01%:09%:08%,565 --%> 01%:09%:11%,901%
Vance's%, to get that drive.%
%
1380%
01%:09%:11%,985 --%> 01%:09%:15%,196%
I break this%, and they're both going down.%
%
1381%
01%:09%:15%,280 --%> 01%:09%:16%,948%
Wow.%
%
1382%
01%:09%:17%,032 --%> 01%:09%:19%,283%
Wow%, Avery%, that's%, that's really smart.%
%
1383%
01%:09%:19%,367 --%> 01%:09%:21%,661%
- That's very impressive.%
- If I'm right.%
%
1384%
01%:09%:21%,745 --%> 01%:09%:24%,121%
Well%, I'm definitely rooting for you.%
%
1385%
01%:09%:24%,205 --%> 01%:09%:27%,333%
So at least one of us%
will have a successful evening.%
%
1386%
01%:09%:27%,417 --%> 01%:09%:28%,834%
Hey%, there's still time.%
%
1387%
01%:09%:28%,918 --%> 01%:09%:30%,336%
Yeah.%
%
1388%
01%:09%:30%,420 --%> 01%:09%:31%,921%
- Okay%, go. Let's go.%
- Yeah.%
%
1389%
01%:09%:32%,005 --%> 01%:09%:33%,089%
Here.%
%
1390%
01%:09%:33%,173 --%> 01%:09%:35%,091%
- Go%, go%, go.%
- Okay.%
%
1391%
01%:09%:42%,265 --%> 01%:09%:44%,850%
Aw%, come on%, man. Not now.%
%
1392%
01%:09%:44%,934 --%> 01%:09%:47%,353%
- Not now.%
- No%, we got this. It's fine.%
%
1393%
01%:09%:47%,437 --%> 01%:09%:48%,354%
It's fine%, we can--%
%
1394%
01%:09%:51%,399 --%> 01%:09%:53%,359%
You're sweating right now%,%
profusely. Wipe or something.%
%
1395%
01%:09%:53%,443 --%> 01%:09%:54%,777%
We'll just be cool.%
%
1396%
01%:09%:54%,861 --%> 01%:09%:57%,863%
We'll be cool%, take a big breath.%
%
1397%
01%:09%:57%,947 --%> 01%:10%:00%,616%
- Step out of the car%, please.%
- Yeah%, of course. Yeah.%
%
1398%
01%:10%:00%,700 --%> 01%:10%:02%,952%
Stay cool%, stay cool.%
%
1399%
01%:10%:03%,036 --%> 01%:10%:06%,122%
There a problem%, Sarge--uh%,%
Officer%?%
%
1400%
01%:10%:06%,206 --%> 01%:10%:07%,540%
There a problem%?%
%
1401%
01%:10%:07%,624 --%> 01%:10%:09%,166%
This car was reported stolen this evening.%
%
1402%
01%:10%:09%,250 --%> 01%:10%:12%,754%
Hands up%, both of you.%
%
1403%
01%:10%:13%,546 --%> 01%:10%:15%,089%
This is Billings%,%
%
1404%
01%:10%:15%,173 --%> 01%:10%:18%,676%
I need backup at the corner of%
Alvarado and Fourth.%
%
1405%
01%:10%:18%,760 --%> 01%:10%:20%,386%
I think I got the Santa Crook%, over.%
%
1406%
01%:10%:20%,470 --%> 01%:10%:25%,016%
Santa Crooks%, plural.%
%
1407%
01%:10%:25%,100 --%> 01%:10%:27%,059%
Both of us.%
%
1408%
01%:10%:39%,364 --%> 01%:10%:41%,157%
Thanks%, Carl. Five stars.%
%
1409%
01%:10%:42%,534 --%> 01%:10%:44%,035%
Okay.%
%
1410%
01%:10%:44%,119 --%> 01%:10%:45%,786%
I need to get my computer.%
I need to write it up.%
%
1411%
01%:10%:45%,870 --%> 01%:10%:47%,371%
I need to send it to Nancy.%
%
1412%
01%:10%:47%,455 --%> 01%:10%:49%,415%
We have plenty of time.%
We can still get back on track.%
%
1413%
01%:10%:49%,499 --%> 01%:10%:52%,043%
You can still have all your%
deliveries done%, it will be no--%
%
1414%
01%:10%:52%,127 --%> 01%:10%:56%,088%
Oh! That's what happened to my phone.%
%
1415%
01%:10%:56%,172 --%> 01%:10%:57%,590%
It still works.%
%
1416%
01%:10%:57%,674 --%> 01%:10%:59%,508%
- I can call Dillon--%
- Have him meet you here.%
%
1417%
01%:10%:59%,592 --%> 01%:11%:01%,177%
- Great.%
- Yes!%
%
1418%
01%:11%:02%,178 --%> 01%:11%:04%,055%
Chris.%
%
1419%
01%:11%:04%,139 --%> 01%:11%:07%,516%
Okay%, all right.%
Wait back here.%
%
1420%
01%:11%:11%,980 --%> 01%:11%:14%,357%
All right%, I understand.%
Thanks%, Dillon.%
%
1421%
01%:11%:20%,488 --%> 01%:11%:24%,284%
Oh wow. Look at this place.%
Avery%, I am so sorry.%
%
1422%
01%:11%:26%,953 --%> 01%:11%:28%,537%
I'll cry about it tomorrow.%
%
1423%
01%:11%:28%,621 --%> 01%:11%:31%,332%
Right now%, I just need to see%
if this works.%
%
1424%
01%:11%:34%,878 --%> 01%:11%:37%,129%
So Dillon and my dad are coming.%
%
1425%
01%:11%:37%,213 --%> 01%:11%:38%,464%
Santa's coming%?%
%
1426%
01%:11%:38%,548 --%> 01%:11%:39%,799%
That is not good news.%
%
1427%
01%:11%:39%,883 --%> 01%:11%:43%,636%
Right. Sorry.%
Just tell him it's all my fault.%
%
1428%
01%:11%:43%,720 --%> 01%:11%:45%,137%
That's not a lie.%
%
1429%
01%:11%:45%,221 --%> 01%:11%:47%,265%
I tied you up. I'm the one%
that ruined Christmas.%
%
1430%
01%:11%:47%,349 --%> 01%:11%:50%,852%
There are rules to my job%,%
and I have broken most of them.%
%
1431%
01%:11%:53%,772 --%> 01%:11%:55%,982%
But none of the ones that really count.%
%
1432%
01%:11%:56%,066 --%> 01%:12%:00%,987%
I mean%, you have been nothing%
but kind and%, and generous%
%
1433%
01%:12%:01%,071 --%> 01%:12%:04%,615%
and caring. I mean%, the way%
you've helped me%
%
1434%
01%:12%:04%,699 --%> 01%:12%:07%,827%
and how you inspired%
that entire acting troupe%,%
%
1435%
01%:12%:07%,911 --%> 01%:12%:11%,539%
it all came so naturally.%
You are%
%
1436%
01%:12%:11%,623 --%> 01%:12%:13%,666%
amazing.%
%
1437%
01%:12%:13%,750 --%> 01%:12%:16%,544%
So if you need me to tell%
your dad that you are 100%%%
%
1438%
01%:12%:16%,628 --%> 01%:12%:19%,964%
owning those boots%,%
I will.%
%
1439%
01%:12%:20%,048 --%> 01%:12%:22%,258%
Thank you.%
%
1440%
01%:12%:26%,429 --%> 01%:12%:28%,347%
Tell me what now%?%
%
1441%
01%:12%:28%,431 --%> 01%:12%:30%,016%
Oh%, hello%, Avery.%
%
1442%
01%:12%:30%,100 --%> 01%:12%:30%,933%
Hi.%
%
1443%
01%:12%:31%,017 --%> 01%:12%:33%,436%
Please%, elucidate me.%
%
1444%
01%:12%:33%,520 --%> 01%:12%:36%,439%
Wait%, wait%, wait%, wait%, wait.%
This job is your destiny.%
%
1445%
01%:12%:36%,523 --%> 01%:12%:38%,775%
He cannot take that away from you.%
%
1446%
01%:12%:47%,200 --%> 01%:12%:48%,618%
Dad%, you didn't need to come here tonight.%
%
1447%
01%:12%:48%,702 --%> 01%:12%:51%,329%
Evidently%, I did.%
%
1448%
01%:12%:51%,413 --%> 01%:12%:55%,207%
Look%, I know I messed up%, and%
I know that you keep telling me%
%
1449%
01%:12%:55%,291 --%> 01%:12%:59%,170%
that I have to make it my own%
and that I'm not fully in it.%
%
1450%
01%:12%:59%,254 --%> 01%:13%:01%,881%
But tonight...%
%
1451%
01%:13%:05%,677 --%> 01%:13%:07%,386%
Tonight you should have seen me.%
%
1452%
01%:13%:07%,470 --%> 01%:13%:10%,056%
Oh%, when you went AWOL%?%
%
1453%
01%:13%:10%,140 --%> 01%:13%:13%,225%
Apparently you were fraternizing%
with thespians.%
%
1454%
01%:13%:13%,309 --%> 01%:13%:15%,561%
Okay. I wasn't perfect at every moment%,%
%
1455%
01%:13%:15%,645 --%> 01%:13%:17%,897%
but I was exactly where%
I needed to be.%
%
1456%
01%:13%:17%,981 --%> 01%:13%:21%,150%
And I will get the job done%
before sunrise. I promise.%
%
1457%
01%:13%:21%,234 --%> 01%:13%:26%,238%
Dad%, all night%
I was struggling to%
%
1458%
01%:13%:26%,322 --%> 01%:13%:27%,698%
connect%,%
%
1459%
01%:13%:27%,782 --%> 01%:13%:29%,033%
to find my skills%,%
%
1460%
01%:13%:29%,117 --%> 01%:13%:31%,035%
to remember people's pivotal gifts.%
%
1461%
01%:13%:31%,119 --%> 01%:13%:36%,207%
But then I remembered something.%
%
1462%
01%:13%:36%,291 --%> 01%:13%:40%,711%
I remember the gift that you%
gave me all those years ago.%
%
1463%
01%:13%:40%,795 --%> 01%:13%:44%,840%
I was four years old and it was just...%
%
1464%
01%:13%:44%,924 --%> 01%:13%:48%,094%
It was just a small bear.%
%
1465%
01%:13%:48%,178 --%> 01%:13%:52%,139%
But when I held that bear%,%
I felt loved.%
%
1466%
01%:13%:52%,223 --%> 01%:13%:55%,434%
I felt seen.%
That gift%, that gift--%
%
1467%
01%:13%:55%,518 --%> 01%:13%:58%,354%
Your pivotal gift.%
%
1468%
01%:13%:58%,438 --%> 01%:14%:03%,776%
That gift made me realize that%
this is who I am supposed to be.%
%
1469%
01%:14%:03%,860 --%> 01%:14%:07%,321%
That want to give people that%
exact same feeling.%
%
1470%
01%:14%:07%,405 --%> 01%:14%:09%,865%
That's what I call%
%
1471%
01%:14%:09%,949 --%> 01%:14%:13%,286%
owning your boots.%
%
1472%
01%:14%:13%,370 --%> 01%:14%:15%,288%
You're not mad%?%
%
1473%
01%:14%:15%,372 --%> 01%:14%:18%,124%
Oh%, I'm furious.%
%
1474%
01%:14%:18%,208 --%> 01%:14%:21%,294%
With myself.%
%
1475%
01%:14%:21%,378 --%> 01%:14%:23%,170%
I was too hard on you.%
%
1476%
01%:14%:23%,254 --%> 01%:14%:26%,674%
I should have known that%
you had it in you all along.%
%
1477%
01%:14%:26%,758 --%> 01%:14%:30%,595%
Now%, go on.%
You have a job to do.%
%
1478%
01%:14%:35%,558 --%> 01%:14%:38%,269%
Proud of you%, Son.%
%
1479%
01%:14%:38%,353 --%> 01%:14%:40%,146%
Thanks%, Dad.%
%
1480%
01%:14%:45%,777 --%> 01%:14%:46%,986%
Yeah%?%
%
1481%
01%:14%:47%,070 --%> 01%:14%:48%,696%
%Well%?%<%/i%>%
%
1482%
01%:14%:48%,780 --%> 01%:14%:51%,407%
We haven't been able to find her yet.%
%
1483%
01%:14%:51%,491 --%> 01%:14%:53%,743%
%Clearly I can't trust%
you to handle things.%<%/i%>%
%
1484%
01%:14%:53%,827 --%> 01%:14%:55%,995%
I'm sorry%, sir.%
She got away.%
%
1485%
01%:14%:56%,079 --%> 01%:14%:58%,623%
%She has to go home some time.%<%/i%>%
%
1486%
01%:14%:58%,707 --%> 01%:15%:02%,835%
%I'm heading to her place now.%
She'll give me that drive.%<%/i%>%
%
1487%
01%:15%:02%,919 --%> 01%:15%:04%,170%
You got it.%
%
1488%
01%:15%:07%,382 --%> 01%:15%:09%,592%
I was right%, there are%
two sets of accounting records%
%
1489%
01%:15%:09%,676 --%> 01%:15%:11%,260%
for the charity.%
%
1490%
01%:15%:11%,344 --%> 01%:15%:14%,221%
Former mayor has been a very%
naughty boy this year.%
%
1491%
01%:15%:14%,305 --%> 01%:15%:15%,973%
I wouldn't say%
I've been naughty.%
%
1492%
01%:15%:16%,057 --%> 01%:15%:17%,850%
But my boys tell me you have.%
%
1493%
01%:15%:29%,320 --%> 01%:15%:31%,489%
I've done a lot of good%, actually.%
%
1494%
01%:15%:31%,573 --%> 01%:15%:35%,201%
I bring Christmas joy%
%
1495%
01%:15%:35%,285 --%> 01%:15%:39%,038%
to people who otherwise wouldn't%
get the chance to celebrate.%
%
1496%
01%:15%:39%,122 --%> 01%:15%:41%,248%
Well%, that's a bunch of malarkey.%
%
1497%
01%:15%:41%,332 --%> 01%:15%:45%,294%
Yeah. I don't really understand%
how a %$45%,000 office renovation%
%
1498%
01%:15%:45%,378 --%> 01%:15%:49%,173%
or trips on private jets or a Ferrari%
%
1499%
01%:15%:49%,257 --%> 01%:15%:52%,718%
bring much joy to those less fortunate.%
%
1500%
01%:15%:52%,802 --%> 01%:15%:54%,971%
Peter Mayhew was right about you.%
%
1501%
01%:15%:55%,055 --%> 01%:15%:56%,597%
You don't have the whole story.%
%
1502%
01%:15%:56%,681 --%> 01%:15%:59%,433%
Oh%, but I do%, Hewie Vance.%
%
1503%
01%:15%:59%,517 --%> 01%:16%:02%,937%
You're the same Hewie Vance who%
grew up in government housing%,%
%
1504%
01%:16%:03%,021 --%> 01%:16%:04%,772%
You struggled to overcome%
parents weren't quite fit%
%
1505%
01%:16%:04%,856 --%> 01%:16%:08%,025%
for the role and built a life yourself%,%
%
1506%
01%:16%:08%,109 --%> 01%:16%:11%,612%
using your sheer will%
and the gift of your intellect.%
%
1507%
01%:16%:11%,696 --%> 01%:16%:16%,534%
But you%, Hewie%, you let the%
troubles of your past%
%
1508%
01%:16%:16%,618 --%> 01%:16%:19%,245%
infect your soul with greed.%
%
1509%
01%:16%:19%,329 --%> 01%:16%:23%,833%
So%, yes%, we do have the whole story.%
%
1510%
01%:16%:23%,917 --%> 01%:16%:26%,627%
Including the ending right here.%
%
1511%
01%:16%:26%,711 --%> 01%:16%:30%,464%
Listen%, I don't know what%
you got going on here%,%
%
1512%
01%:16%:30%,548 --%> 01%:16%:32%,258%
but I'm a reasonable man.%
%
1513%
01%:16%:32%,342 --%> 01%:16%:35%,803%
I'm also a very powerful one.%
%
1514%
01%:16%:35%,887 --%> 01%:16%:38%,848%
Give me the thumb drive and the laptop%
%
1515%
01%:16%:38%,932 --%> 01%:16%:42%,768%
and we can all just carry on.%
%
1516%
01%:16%:42%,852 --%> 01%:16%:45%,521%
I'm not messing around.%
%
1517%
01%:16%:45%,605 --%> 01%:16%:47%,440%
Easy.%
%
1518%
01%:16%:47%,524 --%> 01%:16%:49%,817%
Fine. Take it.%
%
1519%
01%:16%:49%,901 --%> 01%:16%:52%,820%
See%, you're a smart one.%
%
1520%
01%:16%:52%,904 --%> 01%:16%:54%,488%
I already sent the files to the station%,%
%
1521%
01%:16%:54%,572 --%> 01%:16%:56%,365%
so if anything happens to me%
or anyone else here%,%
%
1522%
01%:16%:56%,449 --%> 01%:16%:58%,200%
they'll know who to look for.%
%
1523%
01%:16%:58%,284 --%> 01%:17%:01%,329%
- Well done%, young lady.%
- Thanks%, Santa.%
%
1524%
01%:17%:01%,413 --%> 01%:17%:03%,998%
Oh%, and Hewie%?%
I think that we should mention%
%
1525%
01%:17%:04%,082 --%> 01%:17%:06%,167%
that you entering here unannounced%
%
1526%
01%:17%:06%,251 --%> 01%:17%:09%,086%
you've officially trespassed%
private property.%
%
1527%
01%:17%:14%,718 --%> 01%:17%:17%,678%
Freeze Hewie!%
%
1528%
01%:17%:17%,762 --%> 01%:17%:21%,015%
All right%, boys.%
Book 'em!%
%
1529%
01%:17%:21%,099 --%> 01%:17%:23%,727%
I never voted for you anyways.%
%
1530%
01%:17%:24%,561 --%> 01%:17%:25%,519%
Wait! What time is it%?%
%
1531%
01%:17%:25%,603 --%> 01%:17%:28%,439%
Uh%, 4%:46.%
%
1532%
01%:17%:28%,523 --%> 01%:17%:29%,982%
Okay%, that's just over%
an hour till sunrise%
%
1533%
01%:17%:30%,066 --%> 01%:17%:32%,068%
and I'm supposed to be%
on the air in 14 minutes!%
%
1534%
01%:17%:32%,152 --%> 01%:17%:34%,195%
It's okay.%
%
1535%
01%:17%:34%,279 --%> 01%:17%:35%,988%
We'll head out the back door.%
%
1536%
01%:17%:36%,072 --%> 01%:17%:37%,657%
Dad%, Dillon%, we're giving Avery a ride.%
%
1537%
01%:17%:37%,741 --%> 01%:17%:40%,118%
What%?%
%
1538%
01%:17%:42%,203 --%> 01%:17%:44%,497%
There's no way she would miss%
this. Something is wrong!%
%
1539%
01%:17%:44%,914 --%> 01%:17%:47%,375%
Coffee's up!%
%
1540%
01%:17%:48%,960 --%> 01%:17%:50%,044%
- Talia.%
- Yeah%?%
%
1541%
01%:17%:50%,128 --%> 01%:17%:52%,338%
- Can you read%?%
- Of course.%
%
1542%
01%:17%:52%,422 --%> 01%:17%:54%,382%
If Avery doesn't make it in%,%
you're going on.%
%
1543%
01%:17%:54%,466 --%> 01%:17%:56%,592%
No%, no%, no%, no.%
Absolutely not.%
%
1544%
01%:17%:56%,676 --%> 01%:18%:00%,137%
Wardrobe! Anybody.%
I need a blazer for Talia%, now!%
%
1545%
01%:18%:00%,221 --%> 01%:18%:02%,890%
No blazer!%
No%, no%, no.%
%
1546%
01%:18%:02%,974 --%> 01%:18%:04%,892%
Blazer! Blazer!%
%
1547%
01%:18%:04%,976 --%> 01%:18%:06%,269%
Get my email in front of Nancy%
%
1548%
01%:18%:06%,353 --%> 01%:18%:09%,147%
and have the graphics team%
start working on it.%
%
1549%
01%:18%:09%,689 --%> 01%:18%:10%,898%
This is real.%
%
1550%
01%:18%:10%,982 --%> 01%:18%:12%,275%
It's beautiful%, isn't it%?%
%
1551%
01%:18%:13%,360 --%> 01%:18%:15%,153%
Your chariot awaits.%
%
1552%
01%:18%:18%,323 --%> 01%:18%:21%,409%
Oh%, six minutes!%
We're never going to make it.%
%
1553%
01%:18%:21%,493 --%> 01%:18%:22%,868%
Not to worry.%
%
1554%
01%:18%:22%,952 --%> 01%:18%:27%,665%
This vehicle functions outside%
of linear time and space.%
%
1555%
01%:18%:27%,749 --%> 01%:18%:29%,542%
We'll get you there on time.%
%
1556%
01%:18%:30%,960 --%> 01%:18%:32%,253%
Ho%, ho%, ho%, ho!%
%
1557%
01%:18%:36%,174 --%> 01%:18%:38%,342%
You're gonna be fine.%
%
1558%
01%:18%:38%,426 --%> 01%:18%:40%,761%
Pretend they're all in their underwear.%
%
1559%
01%:18%:40%,845 --%> 01%:18%:42%,346%
All three million of them%?%
%
1560%
01%:18%:42%,430 --%> 01%:18%:44%,724%
I have faith in you%, Talia.%
%
1561%
01%:18%:44%,808 --%> 01%:18%:46%,518%
Okay.%
%
1562%
01%:18%:49%,312 --%> 01%:18%:50%,771%
It's from Avery.%
%
1563%
01%:18%:50%,855 --%> 01%:18%:53%,483%
Wait%, is this real%?%
%
1564%
01%:18%:54%,192 --%> 01%:18%:55%,985%
It's three minutes to air%,%
Avery%, where are you%?%
%
1565%
01%:18%:56%,069 --%> 01%:18%:58%,070%
Here%, read that.%
This story's gonna be huge.%
%
1566%
01%:18%:58%,154 --%> 01%:19%:00%,699%
Nancy...%
No%, Nancy.%
%
1567%
01%:19%:04%,327 --%> 01%:19%:05%,578%
Whoa! Look at me. I'm a mess.%
%
1568%
01%:19%:05%,662 --%> 01%:19%:07%,455%
I can't-- I can't do this%
at the best of times.%
%
1569%
01%:19%:07%,539 --%> 01%:19%:09%,123%
There's no way%
I'm gonna be a--thank you--%
%
1570%
01%:19%:09%,207 --%> 01%:19%:10%,333%
able to do this rushed.%
%
1571%
01%:19%:10%,417 --%> 01%:19%:13%,252%
You can do this.%
I believe in you.%
%
1572%
01%:19%:13%,336 --%> 01%:19%:16%,047%
Avery%, you got this.%
%
1573%
01%:19%:16%,131 --%> 01%:19%:18%,591%
So do you. You have an hour.%
Go%, go%, go.%
%
1574%
01%:19%:18%,675 --%> 01%:19%:21%,720%
The children of the Western%
Hemisphere are waiting.%
%
1575%
01%:19%:22%,554 --%> 01%:19%:23%,638%
Yeah.%
%
1576%
01%:19%:23%,722 --%> 01%:19%:25%,557%
Okay%, let's go.%
%
1577%
01%:19%:28%,935 --%> 01%:19%:30%,519%
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.%
%
1578%
01%:19%:30%,603 --%> 01%:19%:32%,563%
Sorry. Sorry.%
I'm here. I'm here.%
%
1579%
01%:19%:32%,647 --%> 01%:19%:35%,233%
Whoop%, sorry!%
I'll get that later.%
%
1580%
01%:19%:36%,901 --%> 01%:19%:38%,570%
I'm here.%
Oh%, yes!%
%
1581%
01%:19%:44%,701 --%> 01%:19%:46%,953%
Is everybody using everything today%?%
%
1582%
01%:19%:48%,455 --%> 01%:19%:49%,830%
%And we're on in five%, four...%<%/i%>%
%
1583%
01%:19%:49%,914 --%> 01%:19%:50%,998%
Sorry.%
%
1584%
01%:19%:51%,082 --%> 01%:19%:54%,335%
%...three%, two...%<%/i%>%
%
1585%
01%:19%:54%,419 --%> 01%:19%:56%,629%
Good morning%, Dayton%, and Merry Christmas.%
%
1586%
01%:19%:56%,713 --%> 01%:19%:58%,673%
I'm Avery Quinn%, in for Misty McAllen.%
%
1587%
01%:19%:58%,757 --%> 01%:20%:01%,092%
In breaking news%,%
former mayor Hewitt Vance%
%
1588%
01%:20%:01%,176 --%> 01%:20%:03%,928%
has been a very naughty boy%
this Christmas.%
%
1589%
01%:20%:04%,012 --%> 01%:20%:05%,638%
Channel 71 has learned exclusively%
%
1590%
01%:20%:05%,722 --%> 01%:20%:07%,890%
that previous allegations%
made by Peter Mayhew%
%
1591%
01%:20%:07%,974 --%> 01%:20%:09%,767%
%are%, in fact%, true.%<%/i%>%
%
1592%
01%:20%:09%,851 --%> 01%:20%:11%,852%
%Channel 71 learned that the%
string of robberies%<%/i%>%
%
1593%
01%:20%:11%,936 --%> 01%:20%:14%,855%
%was actually an elaborate plan%
concocted by Peter Mayhew%<%/i%>%
%
1594%
01%:20%:14%,939 --%> 01%:20%:15%,982%
%to recover the evidence.%<%/i%>%
%
1595%
01%:20%:16%,066 --%> 01%:20%:17%,650%
That's my girl.%
%
1596%
01%:20%:17%,734 --%> 01%:20%:20%,779%
I could have done this.%
%
1597%
01%:20%:23%,198 --%> 01%:20%:25%,116%
%It seems both men%
are in for an unwelcome gift%<%/i%>%
%
1598%
01%:20%:25%,200 --%> 01%:20%:26%,659%
%this Christmas.%<%/i%>%
%
1599%
01%:20%:26%,743 --%> 01%:20%:29%,245%
I'd say trespassing is%
the least of your worries.%
%
1600%
01%:20%:29%,329 --%> 01%:20%:31%,747%
And that concludes%
the story of the Santa Crooks%,%
%
1601%
01%:20%:31%,831 --%> 01%:20%:33%,124%
the philanthropist%
%
1602%
01%:20%:33%,208 --%> 01%:20%:35%,042%
and a wild ride of mistaken identity%
%
1603%
01%:20%:35%,126 --%> 01%:20%:37%,336%
which included yours truly.%
%
1604%
01%:20%:37%,420 --%> 01%:20%:38%,796%
And coming up after the break%,%
%
1605%
01%:20%:38%,880 --%> 01%:20%:41%,382%
Beyonc%% sings for the troops%
this holiday season.%
%
1606%
01%:20%:41%,466 --%> 01%:20%:43%,551%
Channel 71 has the story.%
%
1607%
01%:20%:43%,635 --%> 01%:20%:44%,678%
Stay tuned.%
%
1608%
01%:20%:53%,019 --%> 01%:20%:55%,980%
Oh! So proud of you.%
You did it!%
%
1609%
01%:20%:57%,607 --%> 01%:20%:59%,191%
Yes!%
%
1610%
01%:21%:01%,111 --%> 01%:21%:04%,196%
Wow. Look at you%,%
%
1611%
01%:21%:04%,280 --%> 01%:21%:05%,239%
What are you doing here%?%
%
1612%
01%:21%:05%,323 --%> 01%:21%:07%,575%
You're a mess.%
%
1613%
01%:21%:07%,659 --%> 01%:21%:10%,286%
A beautiful%, wonderful mess.%
%
1614%
01%:21%:10%,370 --%> 01%:21%:12%,663%
Yes%, I am a mess.%
%
1615%
01%:21%:12%,747 --%> 01%:21%:14%,373%
But I'm a mess with a weekend anchor job%,%
%
1616%
01%:21%:14%,457 --%> 01%:21%:16%,250%
so I don't really care.%
%
1617%
01%:21%:16%,334 --%> 01%:21%:17%,835%
- You got the gig%?%
- I got the gig.%
%
1618%
01%:21%:17%,919 --%> 01%:21%:20%,504%
Oh%, Avery. Congratulations!%
%
1619%
01%:21%:20%,588 --%> 01%:21%:22%,381%
Thank you. I couldn't have done%
it without you.%
%
1620%
01%:21%:22%,465 --%> 01%:21%:23%,966%
Yes%, you could have.%
%
1621%
01%:21%:24%,050 --%> 01%:21%:25%,885%
No%, I mean%, I literally would%
not have made it here%
%
1622%
01%:21%:25%,969 --%> 01%:21%:28%,596%
without you. I don't even%
know where my car is.%
%
1623%
01%:21%:28%,680 --%> 01%:21%:30%,973%
- Wait%, hold on. What about you%?%
- Did you finish your rounds%?%
%
1624%
01%:21%:31%,057 --%> 01%:21%:36%,646%
Mm-hmm. All except one gift.%
%
1625%
01%:21%:36%,730 --%> 01%:21%:38%,690%
- For me%?%
- Mm-hmm.%
%
1626%
01%:21%:41%,192 --%> 01%:21%:42%,610%
Boots.%
%
1627%
01%:21%:42%,694 --%> 01%:21%:45%,696%
Yeah%, all this talk of owning our boots.%
%
1628%
01%:21%:45%,780 --%> 01%:21%:46%,864%
I thought this would be a reminder%
%
1629%
01%:21%:46%,948 --%> 01%:21%:49%,784%
about how you really did.%
%
1630%
01%:21%:49%,868 --%> 01%:21%:53%,621%
Also%, it might come in handy%
if you ever decide to visit me%
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1631%
01%:21%:53%,705 --%> 01%:21%:55%,999%
up north.%
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1632%
01%:21%:56%,374 --%> 01%:21%:58%,001%
I'd like that.%
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1633%
01%:21%:59%,044 --%> 01%:22%:01%,462%
So are you Chris Kringle%?%
%
1634%
01%:22%:01%,546 --%> 01%:22%:04%,090%
Oh no%, no. Vanderschmidt.%
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1635%
01%:22%:04%,174 --%> 01%:22%:06%,842%
The Kringles were a lot of Santas ago.%
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1636%
01%:22%:06%,926 --%> 01%:22%:08%,511%
- Right.%
- Yes.%
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1637%
01%:22%:08%,595 --%> 01%:22%:13%,557%
Well%, Chris Vanderschmidt%,%
that was a heck of a night.%
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1638%
01%:22%:13%,641 --%> 01%:22%:18%,104%
Sure was. Crazy%, unexpected.%
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1639%
01%:22%:18%,188 --%> 01%:22%:19%,939%
A little dangerous.%
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1640%
01%:22%:20%,023 --%> 01%:22%:21%,565%
Definitely one for the books.%
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1641%
01%:22%:21%,649 --%> 01%:22%:23%,192%
I can't believe you pulled it off.%
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1642%
01%:22%:23%,276 --%> 01%:22%:25%,945%
Um...did you just do that%?%
%
1643%
01%:22%:28%,615 --%> 01%:22%:34%,079%
%%%% Golden lights shimmer all round %%%%<%/i%>%
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1644%
01%:22%:35%,413 --%> 01%:22%:39%,751%
%%%% Snow is fallin' at the window now %%%%<%/i%>%
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1645%
01%:22%:41%,419 --%> 01%:22%:44%,089%
%%%% Candy canes and gingerbread %%%%<%/i%>%
%
1646%
01%:22%:45%,548 --%> 01%:22%:49%,510%
So I know we had a pretty late night%, but%
%
1647%
01%:22%:49%,594 --%> 01%:22%:52%,888%
how do you feel about%
having breakfast someplace warm%?%
%
1648%
01%:22%:52%,972 --%> 01%:22%:54%,640%
What are you thinking%?%
%
1649%
01%:22%:54%,724 --%> 01%:22%:56%,434%
Well%,%
%
1650%
01%:22%:56%,518 --%> 01%:22%:59%,604%
have you ever been to Bali%?%
%
1651%
01%:22%:59%,688 --%> 01%:23%:02%,189%
- Seriously%?%
- Mm-hmm.%
%
1652%
01%:23%:02%,273 --%> 01%:23%:04%,025%
Oh%, hey guys.%
%
1653%
01%:23%:04%,109 --%> 01%:23%:05%,359%
After you.%
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1654%
01%:23%:05%,443 --%> 01%:23%:07%,695%
This is crazy.%
%
1655%
01%:23%:07%,779 --%> 01%:23%:09%,030%
Wait%, what are we supposed to tell people%
%
1656%
01%:23%:09%,114 --%> 01%:23%:12%,366%
if they ask how we met%?%
%
1657%
01%:23%:12%,450 --%> 01%:23%:14%,910%
Well%, I guess we can just tell%
them that it was%
%
1658%
01%:23%:14%,994 --%> 01%:23%:16%,829%
a Christmas miracle.%
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1659%
01%:23%:16%,913 --%> 01%:23%:19%,541%
Sure. Yeah.%
They'll totally buy that.%
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1660%
01%:23%:20%,583 --%> 01%:23%:22%,376%
Merry Christmas%, Avery.%
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1661%
01%:23%:22%,460 --%> 01%:23%:24%,086%
Merry Christmas%, Santa.%
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1662%
01%:23%:24%,170 --%> 01%:23%:29%,718%
%%%% It's only Christmas%
if it's Christmas with you %%%%<%/i%>%
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