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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
[cries out]
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music fades away]
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[Frank] The biggest mistake in life
is to believe someone belongs to you.
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I was 12 when I worked that one out.
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Mum died.
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I learnt that love and loyalty
are only a false sense of security.
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So if you've an ounce of nous,
don't give yourself away,
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cos in end,
whether it's out-growing each other,
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falling out of love, death,
all relationships fall apart.
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[soft dramatic music]
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[Libby] "Elizabeth,
I sense and feel your frustration,
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but please, I implore you,
don't give up.
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Happiness to those who dream dreams,
and are set to pay
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the cost to make them come true.
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Sincerely, Martin."
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Do you want a drink?
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Just an orange juice.
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Sub us a tenner.
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Twenty will do. Micky!
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Oi! You're barred.
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[Mimi] Back off.
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You know he's on probation.
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Yeah, well, it's his own fucking fault.
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[siren]
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[woman] You've been clamped!
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[Mimi] Shane's got to do Jackson's
poncey community action project
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as a condition of his probation.
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He's on his final warning.
If he fucks this up
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he'll be growing carrots
with some nonces in a cat C prison.
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Leave it be. For me.
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-Ground rules. No drinks.
-Right.
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And you leave as soon as you're done.
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Silent treatment? Very fucking mature.
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[Libby] It's my colleagues, and the people
I deliver to, they're all nasty.
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Plus, I never see Frank.
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These days we're less Cathy and Heathcliff
and more Sid and Nancy.
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I'm tired when I get in, he's out...
I get up early, he's passed out.
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We're not making love.
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Too much information.
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[Patty] What's that?
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Post for you.
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[Jackson] Tits and testes?
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Mimi, this is supposed to be a night
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to raise awareness on the serious issue
of breast and testicular cancer.
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Cancer's depressing enough as it is
without been reminded of it.
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People want to have fun.
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We'll put the "happy"
into chemo ther-happy.
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[Jackson] I'm organising this,
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and I want prestige, not notoriety
for my community action project.
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Er... My pub...
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Yeah, our pub.
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-Bet he's loving this.
-[Shane] Who cares what he thinks?
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I only agreed to this because the clamping
turned us into social lepers.
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If people see us eat humble pie,
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it'll win us favour,
and we'll be back in business.
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[Karen] Tilly's an inspiration.
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[Mimi]
Her sort's the heartbeat of this nation.
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[Jackson] Do you know
how many charities miss out on funds
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because she monopolises
all available donations?
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She's an innocent.
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Eh, she's a mate
of Rick Astley's, and Sonia's.
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Ruthless as Rupert Murdoch.
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She's demanding 40% of the money I raise
for her own charity.
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Whatever!
This place will be packed to the rafters.
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We'll rake it in cos of her. [giggling]
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[music playing]
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[laughs]
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How much longer
do we have to humiliate ourselves for?
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Permanently.
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I have been picking Jackson's brains
about starting our own charity.
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You what?
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I'm not talking about shifting aid
to third world shitholes.
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We'll be helping the plight
of the stranded expat pensioner
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in Marbella or the poverty
stricken kids of Hawaii.
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Anything that'll guarantee us
an all-year-round tan.
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Kelly and Shane feed the world?
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Yeah, pay ourselves a high wage,
so it's first class travel, gold taps,
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whatever we want.
I'll register first thing tomorrow.
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-[imitating] Give us your fucking money!
-[Shane] Give us your fucking money!
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-[Kelly laughing]
-[indistinctive conversations]
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[Libby] I hand him his post
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and we sit on
the bench opposite his house and talk.
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Sometimes we're hours.
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We've a lot in common!
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He, like me, has a condition.
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We both share a passion
for the art of letter writing,
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and a disappointment in its decline.
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-You'll be telling me you finish...
-[both] ...off each other's sentences.
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Yes, we do. Mainly
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Cos sometimes we're incapable
of finishing our own.
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-[music playing]
-[laughs]
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[Micky] Say "cheese."
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Eh, you fucking pervert.
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This is research
for a serious disease, Frank.
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Do you think I want to spend my night
touching men's balls? [tuts]
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It's making me sick.
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[Libby] We decided
to write and exchange letters
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to keep the spirit
of letter writing alive.
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That's all.
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-Martin's a good friend.
-[Avril] Talking about him
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turned your nipples so hard
you could've had me eyes out.
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It's not me you need to convince.
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[laughs]
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[music playing in the background]
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I've, er, run out of gloves, though.
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I'm going to have to do it bareback.
You don't mind, do you?
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It'll be the first feel I've copped
for in weeks. Knock yourself out.
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[spits out]
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[Lillian] Just so you know,
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the lump on me right breast
is just my third tit.
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It's got its own nipple.
I'm a biological wonder.
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Other booth, Lillian.
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-What?
-[screaming] Other both!
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[Jackson] Ladles and...
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jelly spoons, [chuckles]
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I give you Matilda Pucker!
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[applause]
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[music starts playing]
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[all] Tilly! Tilly! Tilly! Tilly!
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Shhhh, shhh!
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[music stops]
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[inhales]
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I love you all. Thank you.
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Matilda Pucker!
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[cheering]
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[music starts again]
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Don't worry about photos,
you can take those later on.
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Thank you all for your generosity so far,
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and a special thank you
to one person in particular.
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He's been my right hand man.
Mr Shane Maguire, come on up!
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[applause, cheering]
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Shane's been inspired
to start his own charity because of me.
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How about that, eh?
I'm sure you'll have all of our support.
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-Shane Maguire!
-Thanks, everyone.
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-Where do you think you're going?
-Business.
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Not that it's got fuck all to do with you.
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You've turned the family against us,
what more do you want?
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That was you're doing.
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Tilly'll see you now.
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How you doing? You all right?
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[Tilly] And shut the door.
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Sit.
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Er, [sighs] I wondered
if you would referee,
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and help get my charity
registration approved?
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Would you be a gent?
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It's medicinal.
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Our secret?
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Mum said I made my first million
before I was three months old.
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-I can make you dead popular.
-So you'll do it then?
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Oh, sorry!
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-[kiss]
-[tense music]
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-What are you doing?
-Be mine and I'll get you what you want.
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What are you talking about?
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[crying] You think I'm ugly.
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-Come here. No, I don't.
-I've never had a boyfriend.
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[Shane] I'm married.
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-I'll pay you.
-[Shane] Listen, you are a kid.
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You will find... [slaps]
You will find someone that's your own age.
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Are you saying
that because of my condition
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I should only stick to basket cases?
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No, I didn't mean that.
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Know what people say about me?
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You can get into bed with Tilly,
but you don't fuck Tilly.
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-On the other hand--
-Oh, Jesus, you are sick!
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I'll make sure you're never approved.
Get back here.
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[Tilly] No one says "no" to me!
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[funny music]
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-Do you know anything about abortion?
-Like what?
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-Reasons to have one...
-Shit. You're not?
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Shut up!
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Got a debate in school tomorrow.
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Got to argue for pro choice.
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I don't believe in it.
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Except for him.
He's a walking advert for abortion.
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[Frank] If you're having an abortion
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and some ethical shithead tells you
that you're a murderer,
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you're morally obligated to hit them
really hard in the face.
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Get us another one in
and I'll tell you some more.
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[girl screaming]
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[tense music]
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[Tilly] Help! Help! I've been robbed!
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Help me, help me!
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My wheelchair's gone!
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[suspenseful music]
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[man] What colour was it? Red one, was it?
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Terrible.
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[intense music]
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[calm music]
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[snoring]
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[Libby] "Dearest Martin,
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I will dare to dream
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but as for happiness...
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[alarm ringing]
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I have none.
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I'd never believed familiarity
could breed contempt, until now.
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This is the cost I pay.
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The bubble has burst.
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Fool was I to expect perfection.
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That unblemished idea exists only
in happily ever after fairy tales.
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Yet, in my desperation,
I have settled for happy incompatible."
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[man] Don't normally get custom
for wheelchairs here.
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[school bell rings]
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[Frank] For starters,
abortion could eradicate gays,
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cos, let's face it,
gays can't reproduce, can they?
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So who's making all the gay babies?
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Think about it.
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And what about the dilemma
of knowing the risk
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of a baby being born
with a debilitating birth defect?
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[Frank and Letitia] Or worse,
if that baby is David Cameron.
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Speaking of which, abortion should be
compulsory for ugly people.
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Just imagine if Anne Widdecombe
and John McCririck conceived.
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The mere thought sends you reaching
for a bottle of mothers ruin
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and a knitting needle. End of.
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-Yes!
-[tense music]
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Oh, shit!
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[Frank] Is nothing sacred?
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That's him there, that number two.
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[man] Scum!
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[calm music]
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[Carl] "Elizabeth,
your words touch me like no other.
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If I am to you these places of solace,
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then, you are to me
the roses of my garden,
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the landscape of my magical kingdom.
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The sugar that sweetens me.
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Love, Martin."
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Do you mind? Rude bollocks.
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What about you?
That's a private letter for Libby.
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-She met someone else?
-No. It's a letter from her uncle.
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They're very close.
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You be off back to school now.
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00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,800
-Still got half an hour.
-Not here, you haven't.
251
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,160
Take Stella for a walk.
252
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,680
[Frank sighs with pleasure]
253
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,760
[Patty]
You've nothing to be so happy about.
254
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,960
[burps]
255
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,520
You're...
256
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:41,040
-See ya, chicken!
-You're losing Libby.
257
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,360
I think to someone she's met at her job.
258
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,000
Of course you're always
too tanked-up to notice.
259
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,120
Well, it took its fucking time.
260
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,040
-What?
-Dementia has finally set in. Hallelujah!
261
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,600
I'm serious.
262
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,840
Libby's not like anyone else.
She has affairs of the mind.
263
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,920
You know better than anyone
264
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,680
how she retreats
into her fictional fantasies.
265
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,240
God knows you took advantage of it...
266
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,600
Heathcliff.
267
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,120
She's started doing it again.
268
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,800
Why would you give a shit?
269
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,520
You've done nothing
but try and split us up from day one.
270
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,200
You can't stand it,
that me and Libby are genuine,
271
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,320
so don't give me your fucking head games.
272
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,640
I won't deny that, but I'm no fool.
273
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,800
Better the devil you know.
274
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:32,600
And if this man is superior to you,
which I suspect he is...
275
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,200
we'll both lose her.
276
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,240
[suspenseful music]
277
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,600
I want you to quit your job.
278
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,720
It's costing us more
than you're bringing in.
279
00:15:55,720 --> 00:16:01,000
These bills. The only thing
your job guarantees is that we get them!
280
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,240
There's no point keeping this from you.
281
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,240
[tense music]
282
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,520
They've stopped your benefits, Frank.
283
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,720
Oh, I know. Yeah.
284
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,040
Told me to get a job or lose my sick pay.
285
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,360
Told them to stick it.
286
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,160
How can I do manual labour with my back?
287
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,280
You selfish arse!
288
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,400
I can't do this,
289
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:31,040
I can't slave to make ends meet
while you piss it up against the wall.
290
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,440
It's only a six-month suspension.
Then I can make a fresh claim.
291
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,120
Six months.
What makes you think I'll still be here?
292
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,600
Trust me, got it all covered.
293
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,560
-Coming into a little inheritance.
-You're not listening.
294
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,240
You don't care,
don't love anyone, especially me.
295
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,080
-Yeah, I d...
-[Avril] Eh, you!
296
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,280
Tish is being threatened with suspension.
297
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,520
Well, what you telling me for?
298
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,840
I paid for his pint
so he'd help me with my debate at school,
299
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,360
but instead,
he filled my head with all kinds of crap.
300
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,440
It's not my fault she's thick as shit!
301
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,960
I've seen her trying to eat yoghurt
with a fork.
302
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,119
That's not because she's thick,
it's because she's too bone idle
303
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,720
-to wash a spoon, you twat.
-[Frank groans]
304
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,359
You'll go to Letitia's school,
and you'll put things right.
305
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,319
Let's be rational here.
Jackson must know what to do.
306
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,240
He's a teacher.
307
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,800
The less he knows, the better.
308
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,119
It's complicated,
309
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,480
but the bottom line is I want
what's best for my daughter.
310
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,640
-[Frank groans]
-You understand that.
311
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,720
You have to meet with the teacher,
and save Letitia's school career,
312
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,440
-by whatever means necessary.
-Have I fuck.
313
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,040
Let me put it another way...
314
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:42,680
I want you to do it,
and, if you love me, you will.
315
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,680
[tense music]
316
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,880
They say charity is a selfless act.
317
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,920
Load of shit. It's like Shane.
318
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,760
I'm being crucified, held to ransom
for my own charitable conceit.
319
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,720
What?
320
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,800
The pissing teachers meeting
at some posh girls' school, bastards.
321
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,000
[Mimi] Micky, get on the phone
to the solicitors.
322
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,760
I want Shane out the nick.
323
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,600
Tell him to cheat, bribe,
whatever to make it happen.
324
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,200
[Jamie] You're joking?
325
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,680
He's dragged us down the shitter.
326
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,200
Cos of what he's done, people won't deal
with us, we're losing business.
327
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,880
[panting]
328
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,840
[Kelly] He's been sentenced to two weeks.
329
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,960
He knows a way out,
but we'll need your help.
330
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,680
[Jamie] Finally done the decent thing
331
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,760
and owned up to stealing
the charity money?
332
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,360
No. He didn't take the money!
333
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,640
Who took it then?
334
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,720
Thought so.
What he did was despicable. Gutless.
335
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,000
So don't come crawling to us
expecting help. He can rot.
336
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,240
Kelly.
337
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,520
[tense music]
338
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,320
That was out of order!
339
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,000
If we take Shane's side over this,
we're fucked.
340
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,600
I won't let that happen.
341
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,960
Oh, fuck!
342
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,160
[teacher] Whether Letitia Powell used
your work or not, it's inexcusable.
343
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,320
I have to go ahead with her suspension.
344
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,960
I'm surprised you show
such a lack of concern
345
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,440
for the academic future of a young girl.
346
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,680
One who, by all accounts,
you are responsible
347
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,200
for potentially damaging.
I was expecting a fight on my hands.
348
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,960
[huffs] What else can I do?
349
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,680
Got plenty of kids of my own
to know they're a lost cause.
350
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,200
You don't strike me
as the married family sort.
351
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,120
Well, I'm not. Married, that is.
352
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,600
Except to me job.
353
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Work in a brewery.
354
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,760
[chuckles] I'm boarded here 24/7.
355
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,680
I've sacrificed a lot
for my dedication to teaching.
356
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,240
And for what?
357
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:57,720
Year after year of sneering,
ungrateful, pubescent bitches.
358
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,920
[Frank] Our lives
are thankless existences.
359
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,720
-But we mustn't moan, eh?
-We could help each other.
360
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,520
I'm sure you understand.
361
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,280
A man in your position,
362
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,320
a woman in my position...
363
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:18,760
We both have needs that our commitment
to our careers cannot fulfil.
364
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:25,200
I'll excuse Letitia.
In return for a spot of cunnilingus.
365
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,400
Licky, lick equals win-win.
366
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,600
[funny music]
367
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,560
You're suspended.
368
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,320
You're not the first, you know.
369
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,760
-She tries it on with all the dads.
-It's a good job I'm not yours, then...
370
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,440
You knew this was going to happen?
371
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,600
Libby said to help me
by whatever means necessary.
372
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,600
[huffs]
373
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,720
Don't do it, and I'll tell everyone
that you nonced me.
374
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,320
Oi, you little shits.
375
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,200
I'll get it washed off as soon as.
376
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,360
I'm not living here when you lot
have turned your back on Shane.
377
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,760
Jamie's got what he wanted.
378
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,440
I've let things go too far.
379
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,120
No more.
380
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,800
And I'll be fucked
before I let anyone around here
381
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,480
accuse me of being a bad mother.
382
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,320
We want to help clear Shane's name
and get him out the nick.
383
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,160
So what's his plan? File in a sponge cake?
384
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,240
Spring him out
through the prison shit pipe?
385
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,440
-[pop music playing]
-[mobile beeps]
386
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,120
-[Tilly laughs]
-[music stops]
387
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,000
Did you bring some white stuff as well?
388
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,960
I know I said I don't do cocaine,
I just like the smell.
389
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,840
What's wrong?
390
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,400
[Tilly gasps]
391
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,160
But please,
I've got a rare internal organ disease.
392
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,200
Only one in eight million
have what I have.
393
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,160
-Whatever.
-[Tilly] Doctors can't help,
394
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,280
getting off my tits is the only way
of numbing this constant ache.
395
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,240
Fine, tell everyone!
No one will believe you anyway.
396
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,600
Go on, get out!
397
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,280
-Get out!
-Shut it!
398
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,920
[breathing heavily]
399
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,160
-Shit!
-Wait.
400
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,320
Mimi!
401
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,400
[Tilly gasping]
402
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,480
[whispering] Is she dead?
403
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,720
Get up, bitch!
404
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,920
I've raised enough kids to know
that wasn't a seizure.
405
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,480
It was a hissy fit.
406
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,040
-Micky was a bastard for them.
-I had borderline epilepsy!
407
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,880
Get the fuck up.
You've got some work to do.
408
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,560
[sighing]
409
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,360
I'm not the victim in all of this.
410
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,840
Shane is. People like him need love,
support, educating.
411
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,560
That's why I'm dropping all charges,
and requesting his immediate release.
412
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,120
Thank you.
413
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,480
-Thanks.
-[reporter] Thanks, bye.
414
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,200
[photographer] Okay, ladies,
can you come together, please?
415
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,480
[mellow music]
416
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,720
[kiss loudly]
[chuckles]
417
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:08,000
[Libby] Is it possible to be in love
with two people at the same time?
418
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:08,920
[sad music]
419
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,240
Something up?
420
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,840
Nothing.
421
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,920
You okay?
422
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,640
Well? Did you go?
423
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,400
-Of course I did.
-You fixed it for Letitia?
424
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,280
[intense music]
425
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:03,240
[moaning] Yes, yes! Ravage me
with your tongue, you dirty savage!
426
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,360
I did it for you.
427
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,280
Beer?
428
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,760
If it's not too much trouble.
429
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,440
Nothing's too much trouble for my man.
430
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:22,320
And for proving your love,
treat yourself down the Jockey later.
431
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,400
[Frank burping]
432
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,840
[dog barking in the distance]
433
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,280
Have you been eating tuna?
434
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,080
Yeah, it kind of lingers.
435
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,320
[sighs]
436
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,600
[exhales]
437
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,840
[Libby] Where did you get it?
438
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,080
I think you're missing
the shitting point, Libby.
439
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,720
-[Frank] Who's Martin?
-A friend.
440
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,720
A friend?
441
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,440
"I can plug the hole in your existence."
442
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,440
Yeah, we can guess what fucking hole
he's talking about.
443
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,400
-D'you love him?
-I love...
444
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,920
[Frank] Then why is there a whole
paragraph dedicated to yours truly?
445
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,320
He calls me a cunt. How does he know that?
446
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,360
Because I told him!
I told him everything, good and bad.
447
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,840
But I never... I swear, Frank.
448
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,680
We're just pen friends.
449
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,720
-Nothing physical happened, nothing!
-What happened is
450
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,640
ten times worse than that.
451
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:51,520
You opened up,
you connected emotionally to another man,
452
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,400
that's what hurts... the most.
453
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,400
Know this, Libby,
454
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:08,240
if he loved you with all the power
of his soul for a whole lifetime,
455
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,920
he couldn't love you
as much as I do in a single day.
456
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,120
There's an address here, he wants to meet.
457
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:19,440
So, if being with me is so unbearable,
458
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,680
if I'm so wicked,
459
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,840
take the letter and go.
460
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,360
But remember,
461
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:31,520
nothing God or Satan could inflict
would have parted us.
462
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,760
You, of your own will, did it.
463
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,560
I have not broken your heart,
464
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,240
you have broken it.
465
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,120
And in breaking it,
466
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,240
you have broken mine.
467
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,440
[Libby] Whatever our souls are made of,
468
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,640
yours and mine are the same.
469
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,520
And Martin's is as different
as a moonbeam from lightning,
470
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,800
of frost from fire.
471
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,440
[piano music]
472
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,720
Aidan.
473
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,040
What are you doing?
474
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,360
Libby said things are going to be
really tight for cash.
475
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,720
-So?
-We need money and I'm doing my bit.
476
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,960
I'm going to burn the van out
for the insurance.
477
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,520
No one knows, so keep it zipped.
478
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,120
Before you go, I'll have a 99-er please.
479
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,280
I don't sell ice cream, it's a library.
480
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,560
Oof!
481
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,720
-Let me come.
-No! It's too dangerous for you.
482
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,600
Oh, come on. It's boring round here.
483
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,800
[intense music]
484
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,360
[Letitia] No way.
485
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,720
[teacher] Letitia Powell!
486
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,720
-I knew it.
-You didn't...
487
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,600
No. I found them... in your ice cream van.
488
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,880
Me own daughter?
489
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,520
It wasn't me!
490
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,600
[Letitia] Frank lives here.
491
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:42,040
-I'd like a word with Frank Gallagher.
-He's not here, can I help you?
492
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,120
I doubt it. It's a private matter.
493
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,640
-Concerning his lack of oral hygiene.
-She's got herpes.
494
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,560
[teacher] Excuse me,
that is another month's detention.
495
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,720
[Letitia] Not fair,
everyone else is saying it.
496
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,960
Who are you?
497
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,720
Who are you?
498
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,520
I'm Frank's fiancée.
499
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,160
Oh.
500
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,160
[phone ringing]
501
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,720
The Jockey.
502
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,440
Yep, he's here.
503
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,320
All right, keep your fucking wig on.
504
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,560
Frank, you're wanted at home.
505
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,080
-I am home.
-It sounded serious.
506
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,160
Family meal tonight.
Wear your Sunday best.
507
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,080
[Micky] Shane's homecoming.
508
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,480
He's back in the business.
509
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,080
He broke every agreement we made
for his independence,
510
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,200
almost ruined us,
511
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,960
and you're taking him back
and throwing him a party?
512
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:41,280
Our blood.
He was lost, son, and now he's found.
513
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,400
Tilly's little statement wasn't worth shit
514
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,760
and didn't get
people back drinking in here. I did!
515
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,480
I made it clear that anyone can have
a pop at Shane with no comeback from me.
516
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,920
I'm not going back on that.
517
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,120
He's in, I'm out.
518
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,080
I hate dad.
519
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,920
I do.
520
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,240
He constantly put me and Shane down,
521
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,760
controlled us that much
you'd think we came with fucking remotes.
522
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,480
So I was made up when you took over.
523
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,120
But you're a massive disappointment.
524
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,680
Cos even though
he put the business before us,
525
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,320
he never did when it counted.
526
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,520
Cheating prick!
527
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,440
[Patty] Aidan!
528
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,440
Aidan!
529
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,640
We know what you did
with Letitia's teacher!
530
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,800
-Could you leave us?
-Are you...
531
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:46,800
[Libby] Mother.
532
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,360
Now.
533
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,600
[Paddy] Aidan.
534
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:04,600
Jesus!
535
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,520
[Frank] It didn't mean anything.
536
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,400
I didn't want to do it.
537
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,520
That little bitch next door,
538
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,600
she threatened to shout, "Nonce!"
539
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:24,200
It's only oral.
Oral doesn't constitute as cheating.
540
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,440
[Frank sighs]
541
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:32,720
Anyway, you're not exactly
whiter than white though, are you?
542
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,120
You know, what about
that flowery letter-writing twat Martin?
543
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,240
I... did it... for you.
544
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,360
It was your fault.
545
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,280
"Any means necessary," you said.
546
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,280
[sad music]
547
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,040
Come on, say something.
Shout, scream, hit me.
548
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,200
Hit me, go on!
549
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,160
Anything.
550
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,440
[grunts in pain]
551
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,160
If I start...
552
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,960
I won't stop...
553
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,720
until you're dead.
554
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,280
Is this the inheritance?
555
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,720
I need help, Lib.
556
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,280
-"Proud people breed sad sorrows..."
-Don't dare you!
557
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,280
[Libby] My Heathcliff,
558
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,320
my saviour.
559
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,080
I see you now. Really see you,
like everyone else always has.
560
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,920
The other day, lying in bed beside you,
561
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,040
I reached out to stroke your head
and my hand stopped mid-air.
562
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,920
The oddest urge took over.
563
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,520
My hand didn't want to stroke
your head any more.
564
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,520
It wanted to fucking punch it in!
565
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:03,200
I resisted those urges, fooled myself
into living a fantasy with you. Had to!
566
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,920
Because when it faded, all I felt was...
567
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,520
hatred, resentment,
and I didn't want to believe that.
568
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,920
You knew what buttons to push...
569
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,320
when it suited.
570
00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:19,440
-So I let you.
-I know it sounds fucked
571
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:24,560
and you're not going to believe me,
but what I did, I did for you.
572
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:27,840
You're a liar and a thief,
and worst of all,
573
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,800
knowing what you've done,
you gave me an ultimatum!
574
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,760
You or Martin.
575
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,040
That was unfair.
576
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,199
So now I know the truth,
I get to choose again,
577
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,520
and you're going to help me.
578
00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:45,239
Is it possible to be in love
with two people at the same time?
579
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,639
-I am not in love with the ugly teacher.
-[phone ringing]
580
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,639
Answer the question!
581
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,800
Our future depends on it.
582
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,440
-Phone for you.
-[Libby] Not now, Aidan!
583
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,480
Yeah.
584
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,400
No. I mean, no!
585
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,480
I don't want to marry you, Frank.
586
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,280
You've taken away
my chance of happiness...
587
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,400
twice.
588
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,400
I can't be with you anymore.
589
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:42,840
[pants]
590
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,520
I need to get out.
591
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,160
Cheer up, hun.
It's just till the heat's off.
592
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,280
I can't see Jamie welcoming me back
with open arms,
593
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,280
not after t' way he reacted
to the wheelchair business. Can you?
594
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,360
Your mam has the final say,
and if he doesn't like it,
595
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,880
he knows where he can go.
596
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,640
About time he was put in his place
and you take what's rightfully yours.
597
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,080
[Shane screaming in distance] Fuck off!
598
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,840
-[screaming]
-[Jackson] Fucking knife down!
599
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,760
Do one, Shane! Fuck off!
600
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,520
Ow, fuck!
601
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,080
[tense music]
602
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,200
[man] Look out!
603
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:06,720
Go that way.
604
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,920
Fucking prick.
605
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,320
We've lost him.
606
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,600
[Tilly] I told you not to call.
607
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,840
I've got guests!
608
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,880
Yeah, but Tilly...
609
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,840
You find Shane and do him over proper.
610
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,920
He pays or you don't get paid.
611
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
[aggressively] Get me?
612
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,360
[exhales]
613
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,720
-[phone ringing]
-[whispering] Oh, shit!
614
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:48,560
He's here!
615
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,280
You slippery little bastard!
616
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,200
[Shane] Fuck off!
617
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,600
Jamie!
618
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,120
[Shane] Jamie!
[slamming the door]
619
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,240
Jamie!
620
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,920
You, leave tonight.
621
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,400
Don't ever come back.
622
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,320
Why do you hate me so much?
623
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,720
All I've ever tried to do is be like you.
Fucking be you!
624
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,640
What?
625
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,160
[both grunting]
626
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,600
-[firing]
-[Jamie screaming]
627
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,960
[screaming] Me fucking foot!
628
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,840
[Jamie grunts]
629
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,640
-Go on.
-[Shane] You think I won't?
630
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,080
You know you won't.
631
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,520
I know what it's like to murder
somebody in cold blood.
632
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,560
Chemical Mitch.
633
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,480
Remember?
634
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,960
You set me up to think
he'd near drowned me, so I'd kill him.
635
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,920
What kind of fucker does that?
636
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,480
To his own brother?
637
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,600
I thought it'd be for your own good.
638
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,920
I didn't plan...
639
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,160
You weren't supposed to kill him.
640
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,120
[Jamie screaming in pain]
641
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:52,800
I have been haunted by that,
every second since and I hate you for it!
642
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,680
That's only the tip of the iceberg
of what I have to live with.
643
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,800
[firing]
644
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,840
Stop bullshitting!
645
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,600
You are a psycho.
646
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,480
I've killed again and again,
so you don't have to.
647
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,480
And every dead fucker
I've put a bullet in lives in here.
648
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,640
I close my eyes, I can see them.
649
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,720
And it drives me to the edge, Shane,
650
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,000
that sometimes the only thing
I can think of to make it stop
651
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,640
is to end it all.
652
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,400
But then I think of Connor,
653
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,720
and Karen,
654
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:28,600
and you.
655
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:33,720
And that's what keeps me alive.
[breathing heavily]
656
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,640
I don't want that for you.
657
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,920
I don't want that for any of you.
658
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,120
[men hitting the door]
659
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,800
[man] Open the fucking door!
660
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,680
[Kelly screaming] Shane!
661
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,440
[Mimi] Where is he?
662
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,600
What have you done?
663
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,120
Back off and I'll come out.
664
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,680
[Kelly] Open the fucking gate,
you dickhead!
665
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,800
I'm trying, you slag!
666
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,640
-[Micky screaming]
-Back off. Shut the fuck up!
667
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,800
I deserve come-back for what I've done.
668
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,040
-[Kelly] Shane!
-[Shane] You get to dish out my punishment
669
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,960
-right here, right now.
-[Mimi] Stop this now!
670
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,520
-[Shane] And you lot will be happy.
-[Kelly] Shane, please!
671
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,440
[man] Hurry up.
672
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,360
[firing]
673
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,760
[man screaming] You fucker!
674
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,800
-[Jamie] He's my brother.
-[man] He's fucking shot me!
675
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,680
[Jamie]
Before you go any further, be warned.
676
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,040
You fuck with him and you fuck with me.
677
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,800
Come on, lads,
we don't have all fucking day.
678
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,840
Fucking bastard!
[groaning]
679
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,200
-[Micky] You all right, brother?
-Yeah.
680
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,960
Fucking stupid!
681
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,200
[funny music]
682
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,800
Martin isn't real, is he?
683
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,560
It's funny how you both
have the exact same handwriting.
684
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,600
[Libby] He is real, he is.
685
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,720
Twisted bitch.
686
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,640
[Libby] Go on, Mother.
687
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,480
Say it.
688
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,800
I told you so.
689
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:35,200
I know it's not the best time,
but it was work on the phone.
690
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,280
The postal depot's been burned
to the ground.
691
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,000
What are we going to do?
692
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,320
[tires screeching]
693
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,840
Hey!
694
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,680
-[Frank] What the fuck are you doing?
-Frank, get off me!
695
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,680
[both coughing]
696
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,840
[Frank] Fucking hell!
697
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,760
What the fuck are you doing?
698
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,840
Oh, f...
699
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,680
You stupid little shit!
700
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,480
Shit.
701
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,880
[explosion sound in the background]
702
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,640
-What the fuck was that?
-Ah, Mickey, me foot!
703
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,840
[mumbling, chattering]
704
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,880
Whoa, come on, check this!
705
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,280
[Micky] Come on, party!
[laughs]
706
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,760
[Brit-pop music starts playing]
707
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,000
[Libby]
The older I get, the more I believe
708
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,520
that some people are capable of love,
like me.
709
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,560
And others are incapable of love,
like Frank.
710
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,680
[Carl] Fuck's sake!
711
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,880
[Libby] For whatever reason:
712
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,280
Fear of commitment,
a distorted view of freedom,
713
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,720
the desire to stay young forever.
714
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,320
Loving someone who doesn't love you back
715
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,000
is the most impossible
situation imaginable,
716
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,800
especially when the love is so strong,
and you're a slave to it.
717
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,160
So I imagined a man who did.
718
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,600
Twisted bitch.
719
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,800
[Libby] To set me free.
720
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,520
And I am.
721
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,880
-[police sirens approaching]
-[Libby] I'm choosing a different path.
722
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,160
Starting a new life.
723
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,800
Wherever my imagination takes me.
724
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,400
[people screaming]
725
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,520
[policeman] It's an ice-cream van,
no one believed to be in it, over.
726
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,360
Won't be needing that anyway,
none of the fuckers can read.
727
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,360
[glass smashing]
728
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,800
[outro music]
729
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,640
Say "cheese"!
730
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,480
[funny music]
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